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BY TOM MONAGHAN "The college experience is about more efficient, taking up less time for utmost importance - that is what the Administra/il'l! Nell'S Editor transforming them into men and women members but allowing more input," · university is aU about," Mobley said. For secretary-treasurer Joan Thompson who can go out into the world a nd Mobley said. As a pathologist, she said she mainly Mobley, being a member of the achieve. The graduate program takes this She also said she has been involved in worked in labs in hospitals. When she university's Board of Trustees all comes one step farther." helping to place more of an emphasis on came to the university, this background down to the students. Mobley was elected a member of the women's sports, both in terms of made her naturally gravitate toward the "The main goal of [President] RoseUe board in 1992, and hsa since been active in promoting events and raising funds. nursing department, and she said she has and the Board of Trustees is to make the many aspects of the university from For Mobley, the paramount been involved in a fundraising campaign experience at the university a most fundraising to administrative responsibility of the board is for the department during the past five pleasant one," Mobley said. duties. She has two to make the university more years. " What we want to do is set up a accomplishments of which she accessible for the students. A graduate of Fisk University, Mobley situation where students can learn from is especiaUy proud. She said her duties on the earned her doctorate in medicine from other students as well as from the faculty." As a member of the board mainly involve Howard University in 1970. She said she feels this is important executive committee, she said working with the Mobley said she became a fellow of the because that is how she experienced she was involved in the administration to set policies College of American Pathologists early on coUege, and it helped to mold her into the reorganization of the that are fair and practical. in her career, a move which she feels person she is today. committees associated with "What we reaUy do is work helped her establish connections that have " I think college is an excellent the Board of Trustees. with the president and the aided her in her career. opportunity to expand your horizons and "Essentially, what we did administration to set policies, She currently serves on the board of THE REVIEWffom Monaghan meet new people," Mobley said. 'For the was restructure the but at each step the concerns PNC Bank and is a member on the Board Joan Thompson Mobley worked to increase the most part, this is the ftrst time that these committees to make them of the students is of the of Professional Responsibility of the visibility of women's sports and also to restructure students have left home. Supreme Court of Delaware. the committees composing the Board of Trustees. Proposal Free condom distribution ignites at Olympics sparks dissent BY KELLY HOUSEN Greater Salt Lake Area Red Cross, Staff Reporter said the packs are targeted to abortion More than 250,000 condoms are people visiting downtown Salt being banded out by more than 120 Lake City as part of the volunteers to visitors of the Winter atmosphere of celebrat ion that Olympic games in Salt Lake City, comes along with the Olympics. debates causing certain groups to protest Colonna said the Olympics are a the distribution. unique type of event because of the BY AMY B. MIKELS Many of the condoms are part of celebration that goes along with it. Studelll Affairs Editor free packages given to tourists "A rodeo, for example, might A regulation aimed at increasing called " harm reduction packs," not be the proper forum for prenatal coverage for low-income said Luciano Colonna, the condom distribution . Not that women by providing health care to executive director of the Harm cowboys and cowgirls don't have a fetus is scheduled for proposal Reduction Project. Included are lip sex, but that's not really the same by Health and Human Services balm, handwarmers, lubricant and sort of celebratory atmosphere," he Secretary Tommy G. Thompson. a wallet-sized card with local said. Liz Rose, National Abortion emergency numbers, Colonna said. Dr. Susan Lowry of Student Righ ts Action League The Harm Reduction Project is THE REVIEW/Rob Meletti Health Services, said she agreed communications staff member, the lead agency of 14 local public The Hann Reduction Project with the distribution of condoms to said some pro-choice activists are health groups, including the Red will distribute more than 250,000 visitors, since only the people who concerned because the regulation Cross, he said. The collective condoms at the Winter Games. wanted them would take them. defines "child" as any point organizations' efforts, including However, she said it is better between conception and age 19. the distribution of these packages, already protested the free condoms available in the athletes' village. when condoms are distributed in Rose said the regulation could are called Safe Games 2002. an atmosphere where dialogue have an impact on abortion rights. By giving out free condoms, he She said the organization does not believe that passing o ut about birth control and responsible "This Washington angle to the said, The Harm Reduction Project sex are promoted. health care issue has sugar-coated is trying to promote awareness condoms in the "harm reduction packs" is promoting good public ''I'm not sure that this is the the abortion issue," she said. "No about the spread of HIV, AlDS and venue to hand them out," Lowry one is fooled by this." other sexually transmitted health. "We felt like that is encouraging said. "A sports event is a place, but Campbell Gardett, HHS diseases. not the best place." spokesman, said the purpose of Kim Marshall, the director for sexual promiscuity," Marshall said. "That's a slap in the face to Colonna said the majority of the this rule is to aid children of THE REVIEW/Michele Balfantz Generation Life Philadelphia, an comments about the "harm lower-class pregnant women. organization that works with the citizens of Utah and it's an The infamous houseplant Audrey ll takes the stage in insult to the Olympians." reduc tio n packs" have been "Thompson has made it clear HTAC's 'Little Shop of Horrors,' which opened Friday. See young people to promote positive, and the project has the this is not about abortion," Gardett abstinence and pro-life ideas, said Kait Humphrey, HIV/AIDS story, B4. education senior associate of the said. "This is for a health care branches of the organization have see GROUPS page AS purpose. "The intention of the program is aimed at the child.'' The regulation would apply to the tens of thousands of pregnant women who are not presently Chinese New Year celebration to draw 400 covered by Medicaid, Gardett said. A spokeswoman for the Center BY K. W. EAST "You can't leave China without event provides the opportunity to for Medicare and Medicaid Swff Reporter experiencing the Peking Opera," experience Chinese customs and Services said the State Children's More than 400 people are Zhang said. " It is a nationa l culture and to make new friends." Health Insurance Program began in scheduled to celebrate ·' ian," or treasure.'' Nian is usually celebrated with a 1998 and appropriated $40 billion the Chinese New Year, in the Chinese and other Asian large family dinner in which a to be spent on children's Trabant University Center's cultures follow a lunar, agricultural special Chinese dumpling, jiao zi, healthcare Multipurpose rooms Saturday at 8 calendar. so the new year falls on a is served. This year a traditional within the p.m. different day each year. This year, Chinese snack will be served at the following I 0 The event, sponsored by the it occurs Feb. 12, she said. party. Zhang said. years. See editorial, Chinese Student and Scholar Each year i named after one of Other activities will include a Each state A6 Association, is scheduled to feature 12 different animals. This year's fashion show, in which costumes receives an speeches by Sen. Thomas R . animal is the horse. from different dynasties of over a II o t men t to ---=-=-=-=-=- Carper, D-Del., Newark Mayor Zhang said this will be the first 5,000 years of Chinese history wi ll spend on low-income children, she Harold F. Godwin, State Treasurer year she will celebrate ian away be worn. said. Jack Markell and officials from the from home. A local Chinese church choir is Gardett said there is presently a Chinese embassy in Washington. ·' Nian is the most important scheduled to perform, as well as long-term surplus in SCHIP of D.C. Chinese holiday,'' she said . "The several solo acts. $3.2 billion that states have sent Many traditional performances whole fami ly reunites, has dinner. Ziang said the CSSA sold back to the treasury. will follow. including the Lion celebrates· and has a lot of fun." traditional Chinese food a nd art "States are in the driver's seat Dance and customary Chinese CSSA has sponsored the party and collected donations from many concerning how much of the funds songs. ince 1994, and it has grown in local restaurants to fund the event. they would utilize for the pregnant The Dragon Dance is a well­ popularity each year, becoming an Li said for many Asian students, women who qualified," he said. known tradition in which many important event not only with the connecting with family back home "We are not compelling states to performers dance while holding a Chinese student population, but at this time of year i important. use this coverage.. , section of a long dragon costume. THE REVIEW/Carlos Walkup ··1 am going to call home a few also with the whole Chinese Fan Li Oeft) and Chao Zhang model traditional Chinese dress Some states are more aggressive Due to space limitations, the party community around Newark, Zhang days before,'' s he aid. "It is and would take advantage of this will instead feature a similar Lion said. in preparation for the Chinese New Year celebration Saturday. usually so busy around this time money. Gardett aid. Dance, in which four people dress Newark resident Ming Jiang, 50. in China, were customarily used in the village." Zhang said. " The that you cannot get through.'' Rose said her organization feels in a li on costume. has lived in the United States for celebrating but have s ince been people wanted to drive it away in "Everyone overseas misses it would be more beneficial to The event will also hi g hlight 20 years. banned by the Chinese government order to have a good harvest. so home:' Zhang said. "But the CSSA provide health care to the pregnant selection from the popular Peking " ian i what Thanksgiving and because of their impact on the they u ed firecrackers ... is like having a family abroad. woman instead of to the fetus. Opera. Christmas is like to the Western environment, Zhang said. The CSSA is inviting students "Lt is little things we do. like NARAL plans to file complaints Graduate student Maggie Ting world.'' she said. " It gives us hope " In past times people believed from other cultures to come e s tablishing friendships a nd during the 60-day comment period Zhang aid she helped coordinate for the New Year and lets us wish that each year a different monster celebrate with them. picking people up from the airport. the event. emphasizing the good will toward mankind.'' [that would represent one of the 12 Wei Li. a visiting scholar who that distinguish us from o ther importance of the Peking Opera. groups.'' see PROPOSAL page AS Fireworks. which were invented different animals! came to torment will be se lling ti ckets . said the

I 1 A2 • THE REVIEW • February 12, 2002 Grand Theft Auto III sparks debate

BY SEAN CARNEY process, Laberge said. Stuff Re(lorler At this point, the player has the option to drive Grand Theft Auto Ill. a popular video game off, or jump out of the car and beat the prostitute currently on the market, is causing controversy with a baseball bat. If the player chooses the latter, over its graphic content. the money he has just given her is returned, Marketed by Rockstar Games for Sony Laberge said. Playstation 2. Grand Theft Auto Ill places the "Children have trouble distinguishing fantasy player into the corrupt mob underworld as a mafia from reality," she said. "I am appalled they are soldier. rewarded for [these types] of actions." The objective of the game is to move up in the Sophomore Lauren Draper said she feels the hierarchy of the mafia by ways of theft, murder game, was entertaining and harmless fun, and did CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM FACES SHOWDOWN IN and drug dealing, said Jeff Castaneta, spokesman not believe women were objectified. HOUSE for Rockstar Games. Because of the controversy surrounding the WASHINGTON, D.C. - A resurgent coalition of Democrats and Marie Laberge, assistant professor of women's game some stores no longer sell it. renegade Republicans, energized by the Enron scandal, is making a final studies at the university, said she is concerned A spokeswoman for Target stores said the chain push this week for House passage of the broadest overhaul of the with the game·s portrayal of women. discontinued sales of Grand Theft Auto Ill nation's campaign laws in a quarter-century. Coalition members hope "Grand Theft Auto lll is an appalling game because of its violent content. public outrage over Enron's enormous political contributions will put an which objectifies women with no sense of She said Target also did not feel comfortable end to what they call the corrosive influence of big money on politics. humanity," she said. THE REVLEW/Rob Melelli marketing the product in stores. Opponents argue that the reform agenda is an unconstitutional violation Laberge said this video game embodies the The new game Grand Theft Auto ill has Sophomore Bill Angelo said he r"elt the violence of free speech -and that it would benefit Democratic candidates. stereotype of women's subservience to men. provoked negative response for its graphic depicted in Grand Theft Auto IJl i > non-biased. At issue is the House version of a bill that the Senate approved last "The game promotes violence against women violence and objectification of women. "We have to remember here tnat you are also April. If the House passes a similar bill and the Senate votes to accept and masquerades that violence to look appropriate going around killing rival ganJ members of the House changes, the measure would go to President George W. Bush and fun," she said. prostitutes, Laberge said. lf the player loses energy different ethnicities and police offic:ers," he said. for his signature. Laberge said she learned about the game after during one of their many killing sprees. he can "Basically, you just kill everyone." The White House has said publicly that congressional Republicans receiving an e-mail from the National pick up one of these prostitutes in the "Red Light Angelo said the game has a horrible concept, cannot count on Bush for a veto, even though the House bill, which is Organization of Women. District." but said he believed it is better to act out the scheduled for debate Tuesday and Wednesday, violates some of his The e-mail's purpose was to warn members of She said the player could take the prostitute to a situation implied through the game on principles for campaign fi nance reform. the game' s existence and potential danger, she nearby alley and have sex, which is depicted by Playstation2 rather than in real life. Bush has said a ban on unlimited giving should apply to corporations said. the car rocking back and forth. and unions but not individuals. The House bill includes all three of these The objectification of women is evident in the Having sex with the prostitute will bring the See editorial, A6 provisions and excludes a Bush initiative that unions should have to fact that the women in the game are mostly player's energy up. but he will lose money in the receive the consent of their members before making political contributions. The primary point of debate regarding the bill is whether to eliminate unlimited contributions and impose a $95,000 ceiling on what any person may donate to national campaigns during any two-year election Commercials tie drugs and terrorism cycle. BY JAMIE ABZUG Lemaitre said, while many "Our goal is to inform people " It is important, however, to note MEASURES TO SAFEGUARD NUCLEAR STOCKPILES Senior Swff ReporTer Colombian terrorist groups are before they make the decision to that this is not a new issue. It is just INTENSIFIED In a dual effort to curb drug use funded through the sale of cocaine use. We want to give them one an issue that Americans have a BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - U.S. Energy Secretary Spencer and fight terrorism, the Office of and heroin. more thing to consider." strong connection with now.'' Abraham said Friday that the Bush administration is speeding efforts to National D rug Control P olicy Howard Simon, spokesman for Simon said since the drug trade Simon said a survey found that safeguard Cold War-era nuclear stockpiles before terrorists can get hold released two commercials linking DruPartnergship-Fr foree a ______ims noonet regulated y', the s 65 percent of parents thought using of them. the issues on national television this extreme measure would help Addressing the Los Angeles World Affairs Council in Beverly Hills, during the Super Bowl. America, said the destination cannot curb teen drug use. Abraham outlined a series of measures aimed primarily at securing the The first advertisement listed a goal of the "If you are be guaranteed. Darrel Rogers, national outreach former Soviet Union's vast stockpiles of weapons-grade radioactive series of terrorist-related expenses organization is to ·'The fact is, if coordinator for Students for materials. such as explosives, fake curb teen substance buying an you are buying an Sensible Drug Policy, said "We are facing a situation we think is, frankly, more harrowing than it identification and bribes. abuse. illegal product members of the organization have was a decade ago," he said. It asked, "Where do terrorists get " It is our job to illegal 'product some money will decided that the advertisements Some efforts to contain the proliferation of nuclear weapons were their money? If you buy drugs, find images and wind up in the were irresponsible and misleading undertaken during the Clinton administration, Abraham said, but the some of it might come from you." reasons that they some money hands of il legal and should be taken off the air. attacks on the World Trade Center a nd the Pentagon Sept. II The second advertisement will find • . d • people," he said. "It is unfair that the government demonstrated the need to expand and accelerate those efforts, especially depicted young drug users compelling," he WI11 WID Up ID Lemaitre said is blaming drug users for their in Russia. describing their contributions to said. the hands of the c ommercials problems with terrorists," he said. He said the collapse of the Soviet Union led to breakdowns in the terrorism through their drug-related T h e were largely Jt is the government's failed protections of 40,000 nuclear weapons, plus assorted nuclear materials, activities, with statements such as, organization took •11 I I " directed to ward attempts to fight a war on drugs some of which is coveted by terrorist groups and other countries. " I helped murder families in two surveys in I ega peop e. teen-agers. that have made drugs a lucrative Many of the scientists and technicians who oversee those materials Colombia," and "I helped a bomber October and " We spent commodity, Rogers said. have gone with little or no pay for months at a time, raising concerns get a fake passport.'' November 200 I , - HOirard Simon, a ppro ximately $3 "If we are going to be blamed for they might exchange nuclear products for bribes, Abraham said. Rafael Lemaitre, spokesman for asking people spokesman for Partnership for million on the consumer responsibility," he said, Authorities have documented approximately 200 attempts to acquire the Office of National Drug Control between 12 and 17 commercials," he a Drug-Free America " then all products should be illicit nuclear materials in recent years, he said. Policy, said the two ads played on years old if said. " They are checked out." . Americans' sensitivity to terrorist knowing the link simply to show kids Mark Miller. university political ADMINISTRATION CONSIDERS THREE OPTIONS .FOR IRAQ references. · between drugs and ------where the drug science professor, said the POLICY .JII •<~ The connection between drugs terrorism would affect the ir money could be going:· commercials are designed to sway WASHINGTON, D.C. - After one year of internal divisions and and terrorist organizations has been decision to do drugs. Lemaitre said the effectiveness opinions, but there is a degree of military diversions, serious planning is underway within the Bush established for years, he said, but On average. six out of 10 people of the commercials relies on the trutli to them. administration for a campaign against Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. this is the first time Americans said "yes," Simon said. Sept. 11 attacks. "There has been documented Senior U.S. officials said over the weekend that the B ush have been affected to this extent by " If people believe a me sage is " These a ds are definitely a proof that terrorists are related to administration expects to complete ·a long-delayed Iraq policy review by the fear of terrorism. true," he said, " then it is worth timely m atter." he said. "It is drug trafficking," he said. " But the time Vice President Dick Cheney makes his nine-nation Middle East The Taliban made approximately putting it forth, whether abrasive at bitting close to home and that was saying that all drug use supports tour next month, so he can outline U.S. plans to Arab leaders. $50 million from·the sale of opium, first or not. the goal. terrorism is going too far.'' As policy-makers deliberate the options, three basic scenarios are emerging, including the diplomatic route, working through the United Nations to pass new "smart sanctions" and press Hussein's regime to allow the return of weapons inspectors; a military campaign; or a NAACP protests Confederate flag display tightening of the political noose around Hussein's government with more coercive actions by neighboring states and the international community. BY CAMILLE CLOWERY controls'' at rest stops and welcome centers along the against the NAACP's potential actions. Final policy may incorporate a mix of these approaches, but the Senior STaff Repon er state's highways to remind motorists and tourists of "These demands are simply unreasonable," common denominator behind each is the threat of some kind of military South Carolina's attorney general has threatened the issue. McBurney said. action should Iraq not change its ways. Despite allied opposition, a major to sue the National Association for the Advancement Such protests, he said, are protected under the "Tourists are innocent bystanders and if the U.S. military effort is no longer out of the question; U.S. officials said. of Colored People if members carry out a plan to First Amendment's right to freedom of speech and NAACP's concerns are with the legislature, petition "There's an evolving consensus that a sizable U.S. military activity protest along the state' s borders, said Robb peaceable assembly. the legislature, not the tourists." will be required," said a well-placed source. McBurney, spokesman for state Attorney General McBurney said the state made an effort to U.S. Secretary of State Colin L. Powell, long the most cautious voice Charlie Condon. · compromise with the NAACP two years ago when among the principals crafting policy regarding Iraq, indicated at two Dwight James. executive director of the South the Confederate flag was moved from flying over congressional hearings last week that President Bush is exploring "the Carolina chapter of the NAACP, said the "Many people of South the Capitol dome to the Confederate Soldier's most serious set of options that one might imagine" that will leave "no organization pl_ans to protest along the state's Memorial. stone unturned.'' highways next month as part of an ongoing Carolina died under He said he believes more than 70 percent of economic boycott against the state's display of the this banner fighting South Carolina's population supports the SUIT SAYS COURT HAS JURISDICTION O VER AFGHAN Confederate flag on Statehouse grounds. Confederate heritage and approves of the FIGHTERS He said the NAACP has been protesting the for what they thought compromise. LOS ANGELES- A coalition of Los Angeles clergy, lawyers and display of the flag on state grounds since 1962. James said although the flag was moved, it is now academics argued Friday that U.S. federal courts have authority over the Past efforts to petition the state legislature to was a principle." surrounded with security and illuminated at night. 188 Afghan fighters held captive at the Guantanamo Naval Base in remove the flag completely from Statehouse "The Confederate flag represents slavery," he Cuba. grounds have failed, James said, so the NAACP said. "This symbol sends a very powerful message In a legal brief filed in Los Angeles federal court, the coalition also recently decided to boycott the state's tourism - Robb McBurney. that it is okay to disrespect African Americans in disputed U.S. government claims that the group has no standing to bring industry. spokesman f or S~ uth Carolina Attorney this state, and we won't accept it." a lawsuit on behalf of the detainees. He said the current boycott of the state by General Charlie Condon McBurney said the flag's location at the The ad hoc coalition, organized by civil rights lawyer Stephen NAACP members has impacted the tourism trade Confederate Soldier's Memorial places it in a Yagman, filed suit Jan. 20, demanding the detainees be brought before a tremendously, and the NAACP hopes the boycotts ''historical context." · Civilian court in the United States. will act as economic pressure to convince members Political Science Prof. James Magee said the "Many people of South Carolina died under this The coalition contends that the. detainees are being held in violation of of the state legislature to resolve the issue. AACP has the right to protest in public forums, but banner fighting for what they thought was a the Geneva Convention and the U.S. Constitution. "[The Confederate flag] is intended to be a slap in said the U.S. Supreme Court's distinction between principle," he said. The White House, announced Thursday that Taliban fighters being the face," James said. "We are now engaging in the public and private areas often varies. Condon has tried to meet with NAACP officials, held at Guantanamo will be protected under the Geneva Convention, but second phase of direct action." McBurney said the protests would not be McBurney said, but to date there have not been any will not be classified as Prisoners of War. AI-Qaida captives wi!J neither McBurney said the events of Sept. II, and not the challenged by law enforcement, even though the negotiations. be protected by the convention nor considered POWs. NAACP boycott, have resulted in a decrease in state Supreme Court recently ruled that not all public James said the NAACP does not intend to back tourism to the state. buildings are legal places of protest. dowri despite Condon's threat to sue. - compiled by Julia DiLaura f rom Los Angeles Times and Washington James said the NAACP plans to deploy "border He said he believes the state has a strong case "We're in this for the long haul," he said. Post wire reports

SHOPLIFTER APPREHENDED said. The man exited his vehicle and TOOLS STOLEN AT PATHMARK struck the victim in the face causing Between Thursday, Jan. 31 and A 24-year-old woman was charged redness. Friday. Feb. I, an unknown person with shoplifting Wednesday after The victim was stopped for traffic broke into the maintenance room at employees of the Pathmark store on behind the man when the assault the Uni versity Gardens apartments at Library Avenue saw her concealing occurred. 31 Beverly Road and stole property, items in her coat, Newark Police Horsman said. Officer Scott Horsman said. FIGHT ERUPTS AT LA The lock was reportedly pried Horsman said the defendant had TOLTECA open and the person took over $940 $50.67 in merchandise hidden in her Police responded to a· call from La in tools and equipment. coat. including shampoo, toilet bowl Tolteca restaurant at 330 E. Main St. cleaner, laundry detergent and cough late Saturday ni ght concerning a METER BOOTH VANDALIZED medicine. possible assau lt, Horsman said. Sometime late Saturday night or Two male victims said they were early Sunday morning. an unknown ROAD RAGE LEADS TO at the restaurant when they were person removed a "Tow Away'' sign BLOWS assaulted by another group of males. from the ground in Parking Lot #I on TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY A 4 1-year-old man struck a 16- One victim sustained a bloody lip and East Delaware A venue and threw it year-old victim in the face Monday the other received swell ing and through a parking mete r booth afternoon after a traffic altercation, redness to his face. window. Horsman said. Partly sunny, highs Partly sunny, highs in Sunny, highs in the Horsman said. The cause of the fight is unknown The damage done to the booth and in the mid-40s the lower 40s upper30s The victim was driving on Library and no one has been charged. he said. the sign is estimated at $220, he said. Avenue in the area of Wyoming Road when the man confronted him, he -compiled by Apri.1, R. Smith L_~~~----· ------~------~ February 12,2002 . THE REVIEW . A3 Drop-add proves stressful for some Web site BY DANIELLE SYBRANT afternoon," he said. "This means tha t class all her courses this semester and is Staff Rt•portn options are limited during a crowded graduating on time, but has friends who are Students are encountering difficulties as schedule between 9 a.m. and 4 p.m.·· going through the same ordeal as Wilhelm. details they attempt to fill their schedules with Junior Chri"stopher Wilhelm said he was She said some of her classes were so full required classes, raising anxiety for seniors confronted with c lass problems when he got that students were sitting on the floor. concerned with graduation in May. his semester schedule. Out of the six courses University Registrar Joseph DiMartile Daniel Rich, acting provost and vice he registered for. he received three, coming said there are· no numbers showing that student president of Academic Affairs, stated in an up short of the 12 credits required to be students are having rt;~ore trouble getting into e-mail message that there are some specific considered a full-time student. classes than usual. reasons that students are having scheduleing " I tried to add a class over the Internet," "I think there are always complaints about problems. he said. " Every seat in every section of Drop/Add, and it is a supply and demand Last fall, 32.3 percent of the courses every class was ,full in the classes I tried, no events type of thing," he said. "The un iversity offered were taught at times other than the matter if it was at 8 o' clock in the morning offers a certain amount of seats in certain BY CARLY DEGEORGE normal Monday, Wednesday, Friday a nd or 6 o'clock in the evening. classes, and if too many people register, THE REVIEW/Michele Balfantz Staff RefJOI1er Tuesday, Thursday sequence, Rich said. "I ended up having to take classes that do some people have priority over others. Some students have found that filling out University students now have "This means that almost a third of all not fulfill anything." "We assign classes to senior majors first, drop/add fonns and taking them to the quicker Internet access to campus classes were offered off-sequence, which Wilhelm said this could possibly affect then junior majors, then senior minors, and professor still does not guarantee a seat events via a new student events ·· limits the flexibility of students in getting his graduation date. then to junior minors. The closer a student page on the university's Web site. Introduction to Performance, DiMartile said. classes," he said. " It probably will delay my graduation, gets to graduation, and depending on their Scott Mason, assistant director of • "Out of three sections, only 46 students Rich also said there is a short time span unless I take a winter or summer session, but required classes, the higher priority they the Student Centers, said student are actually registered in the class, while during which students and faculty want to that is usually when I like to have a full-time have. organizations requested a page that 645 signed up for it," DiMartile said. have class. job." "It's a fair system." included only student events. Classes that fulfill breadth and second "It appears that few faculty and students M a ny other students are aware of the The bulk of the complaints that come to Joy Lynam, associate director of writing requirements are also over-registered woul d like to hold classes at 8 in the imperfections in the registration process. the Registrar are from students trying to get information and technology every semester. morning or during the last section ip the Senior Jennifer Mopsick said she received into classes that are simply popular, such as management information services, ' led the new page's development team, beginning during Fall Semester. With the help of two graduate V-Day Tanning multiplies cancer risk students, Mason said, a template was created. Throughout the ' BY SARAH CORSELLO She said the findings come as semester, student leaders gave their Copy Editor no surprise to the AAD, which has feedback regarding the template, ' · The lure of having a year-round known about the dangers of UV creating different drafts of the page. ., specials tan may seem irresistible to many rays for years. Compared to the campus-wide students on campus. However, "Malignant melanoma, now events calendar, which includes according to a study published in with a suspected link to UV A faculty and staff events, this page is the Journal of the National Cancer exposure, is often fatal if not "1 00 percent students," he said. offered Institute, those who use tanning detected early," Foresman said. "I While student organizations still beds are 2.5 times more likely to have seen skin cancer go from send information to the main events BY LISA SALVA TORE develop squamous cell carcinoma, benign to malignant in just six page, Mason said it is now filtered Staff Reporter a cancer that begins in non­ months." through to the student events page. Restaurants and businesses lining glandular cells such as those in the The number of cases is rising in The page has generated a warm Main Street are offering specials for skin. the United States each year, reception according to various cou ples that want to spend a The study highlighted the Foresman said, with an estimated student leaders. romantic evening together on finding that up to 51 percent of 38,300 cases diagnosed in 2002. Sophomore Samantha Sieber, • Valentine's Day Thursday. high school-aged girls use tanning T his year, 7,300 deaths from skin president of Students Creating "Valentine's Day is the second beds several times per year. cancer are anticipated. Exciting New Events, said that busiest day behind Mother's Day in Ultraviolet A and B rays ' "Young people are at the although she had not used the page the restaurant industry," said Ryan emitted in artificial light sources greatest risks," Foresman said. yet, she knew SCENE would post • German, owner of Caffe Gelato on THE REVIEW/Michele Balfantz such as tanning beds have been " The greatest amount of sun events on it. ' Main Street. Food specials, mostly centering linked to the most severe form of damage to the skin happens during "It can't hurt," she said. "It G erman said his restaurant is around chocolate, will abound skin cancer, malignant melanoma, childhood up to late adolescence." depends on bow quickly things get planning a five-course meal for on Main Street Thursday. a representative from the National She said there are six different done." couples and four seating times, three Cancer Institute said. degrees of skin types. Skin type l Senior Cara Spiro, president of she thinks Valentine's Day will be a of which are already sold out. Nicole Whittmore, an is the palest skin and always the Delaware Undergraduate wise exception. The $85 per couple dinner information specialist for the burns, while skin type 6 is deeply Student Congress. said she logged "This is the biggest night for us," THE REVIEW/Rob Meleni includes a lobster tail entree and National Cancer Institute, said pigmented a nd never burns. The o n to the page during its Aber said, speaking of her and her The ultraviolent rays emitted strawberries dipped in chocolate more than one million new skin fairest skin types should avoid any development but has yet to see the husband, chef and co-owner Eric during a tanning are especially hazelnut gelato for dessert, along cancer cases will likely be tanning beds or lamps. fmal product. Aber. detrimental to young people. with a classic string quartet. diagnosed in the There are more She said she hopes it will attract Donna's Delights, located in the "This dessert is most appealing United States this ------t h an 15 tanning more students not only to DUSC, an ~ Main Street Galleria, is also offering While Smart Tan does warn that for Valentine's Day," he said. "We organization with 60 to 70 specials for the holiday. year. salons located in the one must avoid sunburn at all dip the strawberries in chocolate "The risks of skin Newark area. members, but to other student Matt Reber, employee of Donna's costs, Foresman said this is a hazelnut, which is our most popular organizations as well. Delights, said every year the candy cancer are 10 times "After just a A I t h 0 u g h common misconception. gelato." higher for those who Hollywood Tans, Sophomore Rachel Dash, co­ shop creates a number of different "Even the slightest tan is German said his Valentine's Day president of Students Acting for , specials including gift packages and have light to fair feW yearS Of located on East damage to the skin ," she said . dinner bas gxown in popularity since skin, such as skin Main Street, would Gender Equality, said she knew of heart-shaped chocolate. ·'After just a few years of tanning last year, .with. people reserving the page from a student ··"We mostly do speciitl things for types I and 2 , than tanning the not comment on the the skin ages prematurely and has tables from neighboring states. lthey are for] people link of indoor organization presidents' meeting all holidays, but we definitely sell a leathery appearance." "We reached a broader area with dark-pigmented tanning to skin with Mason. • · • more chocolate on Valentine's Day," skin ages Junior Joanna Beiter recently through advertising," he said. "We skin." Whittmore cancer, it does offer "[It wiJJ] hopefuJJy make people • Reber said. purchased a tanning package at have gotten calls over state lines into said. pamphlets to advise notice SAGE," said Dash, whose Sophomores Dave Karge and his prematurely Gat's Eye salon, where she plans Maryland and Pennsylvania." . Ultraviolet rays customers on organization plans to use the page , girlfriend Aubrey Wolf think the d h to tan twice per week. Homegrown Cafe and Gourmet are a form of energy tanning and use a for upcoming events. Valentine' s Day specials are a great an as a " I am aware that tanning beds 1 To Go on Main Street is also radiated from the consent form for , Mason said a marketing 1 idea. are linked to skin cancer," she sponsoring a Valentine's Day dinner. sun in s treams of liability purposes. said, "but you can' t avoid campaign for the site is well on its "The majority of people around leathery Sasha Aber, co-owner of way. here will be going to Main Street that invisible rays, she appearance." The· pamphlets everything because it causes Homegrown Cafe, said her restaurant said. are distributed by Announcements were made night and we will probably be cancer. is offering a dinner featuring " We first began to The International during Wednesday's pep rally at the joining them," Karge said. "The " Nowadays there are so many poached shrimp " hearts." Trabant University Center, a Greek dinner options are nice because of notice an increase in _Dr. Pam Foresman, Smart Tan Network things we use linked to cancer." Aber said this is Homegrown Council meeting and a s tudent ~ the convenience of them. skin cancer in the dermatologist and emphasize such Foresman said the Food and Cafe's first Valentine's Day dinner early 1970s by about precautions as organization presidents' meeting, he "We can just walk there." Drug Administration and the and she is hoping to offer something 6 percent a year," protective eyewear said. Wolf said she likes the Centers for Disease Control unique to their patrons Thursday Magnets are also being made, convenience of having a Valentine' s Whittmore said,------and the use of discourage the use of tanning beds. evening. " and it has been lolion to keep the Mason said, and advertisements are Day dinner around campus as well. " The AAD and the American "People want to be treated to gradually increasing ever since." skin from drying out. running on the televisions in " Being in college and having Medical Association have both something special on Valentine's Dr. Pam Foresman, a member of The pamphlets, however, do not Trabant. Valentine's Day during the week - teamed up to push for a ban on the Day," she said. the American Academy of present a ny information on the Students can access the new Web anything we want to do is rig ht sale and use of tanning equipment Aber said the small restaurant Dermatology, h as practiced dangers of UV A and UVB page at here," she said. for non-medical purposes," she usually closes for big holidays, but dermatology for almost 15 years. radiation on the. skin. said. http://www. udel.edu/studentevents.

/ / ( \ 'I, R:\CHEL D. \S/1 Internship opportunities up·· Working for a woman's world BY LAUREN TISCHLER not hard, but it takes a few extra Senior Mike Garcia said there are Swff Repnner steps," Green said. "Students think it many benefits to holding an Sophomore Rachel Dash, co-president of With a slowing national ecbnomy has to be instantaneous. internship. Students Acting for Gender Equality, has helped and hiring freezes becoming more ·'One of our goals is to help people Garcia said he knows people who to make a difference for all women on campus. common in the workplace, many help themselves." work just a few nights per month for : Dash, a communication interest major from companies are maintaining ' or Students are often discouraged by their internships. Brooklyn, N .Y., said s he spent las t summer increasing the opportunities for . the idea of not being paid, Green "You don' t get paid but you can working for a judge and helping at the main office student internships. said. make connections," he said. of Planned Parenthood in Manhattan. Marianne Green, assistant director Green said the quality of the In addition to her involveme nt in SAGE, a of the MBNA Career Services internship experience is more group that brings awareness of gender rights to Center, said she thinks many important than the quantity. · campus, Das h is also a member of Campus businesses will be looking to expand " When you cut " You want to have at least one Greens, which addresses the lack of progressive their internship programs due to the good internship and more is not political organizations on the university's campus. shaky economy. back on full­ necessarily better," she said. She had not been heavily involved in women's "When you cut back on full-time Junior Pete Hancock said rig hts in high school, but when she found out employees you often need more time employees internships are a crucial step in about feminist groups when she came to the interns," Green said. " There are business networking and securing a university, she knew she bad found her niche . plenty of opportunities out there for you often need­ job after graduation. Joining SAGE as a fre hman gave her an added students." more interns." "I always felt a lot of pressure on advantage, Dash said. Senior Jessica Emanuele said she me to get a n internship for the "I was a ble to make friends who were much believes many internships are summer after my junior year," he older than me and could s how me the ropes at available. - Mari(lnne Green, said. u~ ." she said. " I think mos t stude nts have a assistant director of the MBNA Just as students look for specific On campus, Da h has helped to bring about Dash said the money SAGE raises this year will greater possibility of getting a n Career Services Center qualities in an internship, employers many changes. internship now than I do of finding a look for specific qualities in an intern. · For example, D ash was involved with SAGE go to bene fit the safety of women at abortion clinics. job," she said. "Many companies f've Stuart Shinske. managing editor of when the g roup petitioned Stuent Health Services talked with can' t afford to make job "Students complain a lot because the Courier-Post in Cherry Hill. N.J., to increase its s ta ff a nd offer the emergency The proceeds will also help to hire escorts for the women going to these clinics and help pay for offers now, but interns are paid less they can' t get paid but must get said he looks for interns who easily contraceptive pill, better known as the " morning metal detectors to make clinics safer, she said. than a full-timer.·· credit,'" she said. " So they're adapt to the tasks set before them. after pill." To raise this money, SAGE is sponsoring many One noticeable difference in this essentially paying for their "What we look for are interns with Even though there have been many cha nges. events this spring, including a concert in Mitchell year's internshjp process, Green said, internship." critical thinking abilities," he said. s he said, additional steps should be ta ke n to Hall. is the companies' change in Green said students should not be Karen Travers. member's program protect women on campus. D ash has taken he r involve me nt in women' s recruiting style. Bus inesses a re so concerned with having an official coordinator at the Ashland Nature " ( would like to see more blue lights o n the issues to an international level by participating in traveling less frequently to seek out internship. Center. said she is looking for interns Dickinson path. better lighting in the Towers Lot ma rches in W ashing to n, D .C. for worldwide candidates, she said. "Stude nts do n' t need to do a who have some work experience and Six and cat caJlers who pull up to women on Main women's rights. She has a lso been involved in " Some companies are looking tra ditio na l inte rns hip to get the interest in the job. Street fined," Dash said. different programs with various colleges across more in their own backyards for experience," she said. ·'Work in a ''I would like to see students who Another goal for SAGE and other organizations the United States. inte rns:' she said . " Stude nts now volunteer po ition, or get experi ence have done more than just work at on campus is to install condom dispensers in a ll Dash plans to continue her pursuit for women's have to approach the companies."' through clubs and student activities. McDonald's.'" she said. 'Tm looking the women's residence hall bathrooms. ri g hts a nd is looking into a career in law for Green said she often suggests " It"s all experie nce a nd it a ll for promise in an intern. someone They are trying to push for the installation, she women· s reproductive rights. students write to a local business to counts on your resume. with enthusiasm for the job who can said, but the unive rs ity h as not approve d the acquire informati on or even ask to A nother option is a n internship be trained. proposal at this time. - Monica Nolan create their own internship if they program tha t provides part-time " W e ' re always looking for cannot find one to suit them. experience. all owing the student to someone who has gone a step beyond ·'LGetting special perm is ionj is hold another job. the absolute minimum." ~ A4 • THE REVIEW. February 12,2002 ·.PTTP production · showcases Oscar Wilde·' s classic BY BROOKE SAHLI Robert Chiltern' s house where an Staff Reporter elegant party took place, and was The Professional Theater later transformed into Lord Training Program brought Oscar Goring ' s library, where a key Wilde ·s wit to life in its rendition scene in the play occurs. The final of "An Ideal Husband" Thursday act of the production occurs in the night. Morning Room of Chiltern's Nadine Howatt, coordinator of house. public relations for the PTTP, said In the Feb. 7 evening · the faculty chose the play b!!cause performance, Becca White · Oscar Wilde is part of the portrayed the lead female role of curriculum for the students during Lady Gertrude Chiltern and Dan · their second year in the program. Kenney played the male lead, Sir THE REVIEW /Courtesy of the Professional Theatre Training Program Set in London, England, the Robert Chiltern. Both students Sarah Norman, Mark Anthony Taylor, Becca White and Andrea Ferraz (left to right) travel back in time for the PTTP production PTTP presented Wilde"s classic have previously performed playing of Oscar Wilde's 'An Ideal Husband.' The show, which began its run Dec. 6, will conclude Feb. 16 after 10 successful performances. comedy about the attempted · featured roles in the PTTP and will blackmail of Sir Robert Chiltern, a complete their training next spring. needs to concentrate on to refine "The university is lucky to have Catherine Glynn, who played message that the faculty casts the politician. by the cunning Mrs. "An Ideal Husband" is double their theater skills. such a great theater on campus," Lady Markby, was an audience characters in the plays and each Cheveley - a scandal that cast, meaning that some of the Newark residents Bill and Glenda Baggott said. favorite and drew the most laughs student is assigned a role in which ·threatens to ruin his reputation and students alternate roles. Kenney Glenda Baggott were among the Howatt said the costumes are from the audience with her the faculty decides. relationship with his wife, Lady and Ceeko Scheeren alternate the approximately 150 audience designed and bought specifically comical portrayal of her character. The play, which began its run · •. Gertrude Chiltern. roles of Sir Robert Chiltern and members at Thursday evening' s for each show the students " An Ideal Husband" was Dec. 6, will close Feb. 16. Seven ~ ~: The play, whjch was written by James. Michael Gotch and Jeffrey performance. perform. directed by Jewel Walker, who bas of the 10 performances have been ~t. Wil~e in .1895, consisted of C. Hawkins alternate the roles of The Baggotts, who are regular She said the costume directed numerous plays including sold-out shows. · .comical dialogue that a 21st. Viscount Goring and Phipps in the attendees of PTTP productions, department specifically created "King Lear," "Macbeth," "The Other plays PTTP will perform l century audience could still play. said they were impressed by the costumes for the characters Lady Merry Wives· of Windsor," "The this semester are "The Doctor's -.. identify with. Howatt s;:tid the students are ' production values of "An Ideal Gertrude Chiltern and Mrs. Three Sisters" and "Romeo and Dilemma," " Candida," "The J The stage was initially set in cast in the plays according to what Husband" including the stage Cbeveley that refle~ted the time Juliet." Trial," "The Winter's Tale" and "'' "The Octagon Room" of Sir the faculty feels each students settings and costumes. period of the play. Walker stated in an e-mail "Private Lives." ~. l" UD considers adding physical therapy doctorate ~ . . .,., BY AMIE VOITH physical therapy program, he said. becoming the entry level degree of professor of health and exercise I recommend that they go to the Binder-Macleod said most seem l Administrati••eNews Editor Bobby Gempesaw, vice provost choice by students and the sciences, said the doctorate degree doctorate program. to be in favor of the new degree. t In an effort to reflect national of Academic Programs and profession," he said. "Good would offer students more courses "It looks more prestigious." "We've had a lot of support and .• changes in physical therapy Planning, said U.S. News and students are bypassing the that will better prepare them for Forty-two schools in the nation little or no opposition," he said. education, the university' 5. physical World Report ranked the university University of Delaware and apply scientific research. currently offer doctorate programs, The proposed doctorate degree, ·' therapy department hopes to expand as one of the top 10 schools for a to other regional in-stitutions "It's important for any health Binder-Macleod said, and an which has been in development for : its program to include a doctorate graduate program in physical because we do not have the care professional to have a additional 50 to 60 hope to offer the past two years, would be a lOS­ degree, said Stuart Binder-Macleod, therapy in 2001. program." scientific rationale for everything one within the next year. credit program, Binder-Macleod : • chairman of the department. "Only two of these top l 0 Physical therapists are currently we do," be said. "If you have a In the next two years, said. The Faculty Senate will vote The primary motivations behind programs do not have a [doctorate required to have a minimum of a choice between going to a school approximately 50 percent of the on adopting the new program in • ~ the department' s decisi

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M IKELS · may include a person getting stuck in violations within the residence halls for !;tudent tlfft~ir.\ Editor elevator and needing assistance or a 911 December 200 I, a decrease from October promote The Uni versity Poli ce recently released hang up. 2001 when there were 23 violations. its Monthly Residence Area Crime Index The index' s chart also showed that 12 Thornton said each offense listed uses for December 200 1.. reported thefts occurred in the residence the definition used by the Uniform Crime The index. which is available online, is halls during December 2001. ·Reports. caution used by po lice to find patterns of crime Thornton s aid a non- forced entry, He said the s tatistics are a good a nd by perspective students and the ir which can occur when students leave their measuring tool of what is occurring pn continued from AI pare nts to assess the safety o f the doors unlocked, is more prevalent over a campus, but that the numbers can be read university's residence hall s. forced entry. in two ways. support of the mayor's offi ce and Yvonne Simpson. senior administrative Thornton said this month's report is For example, he said, if there are a various other community agencies. assista nt fo r Public Safety, said these typical in that everything is consistent. large number of alcohol violations, it may Bryan Gra nt, the direc tor of monthly statisti cs are compiled to help For example, he said, theft is a lways be that there is an increasing problem, or public affairs for the Church o f create the university's Crime Stati stics for fairly consistent as well as alcohol it could mean there was a n increased Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints the Newark campus. violations. focus on enforcement. in Western Europe. would not give La rry Thornton, director o f Public Capt. 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C o lo nna said a ltho ug h the T heft was the second most common offense occurring offense with mi scella ne ous Flatley's job to put together these Simpson said the university has been Mormo n community is no t in the month of December in the Residence offenses ranking as number one. statistics on a monthly basis. publishing the Monthly Resident Area commenting on the packs, some of Halls according to the Monthly Crime Index. Simpson said miscellaneous offenses The chart shows seven alcohol Crime Index online since 1997. th e voluntee rs who are passing them out are Morlllon. "We're j ust hoping to promote a choice a nd a ware ness to lea d people to a dia logue o r discussion.'' Humphrey said. "[We 'Ask Francis Alison' answers UD questions see this I as a n opportunity for BY DANIELLE SYBRANT people to talk about this behavior." Relations, said the site provides an and those who ask them." Swff Reporter opportunity for people on and off All of the condoms that are The inquiries are forwarded by A new addition to the campus to learn about the the Office of Public Relations to being distributed were donated, univers ity's Web site allows with the majority of them coming university' s programs, policies and the best department or person that individuals the opportunity to procedures. can answer them, Hempel said. from the Durex condom company, receive answers to any question Colonna said. The remainder of the "These kinds of services were The responses can be sent they might have about the offered at other schools, and we privately via e-mail if an e-mail necessary funding came from the university. 14 agencies of Safe Games 2002. thought of what would be good for address is specified or posted The online question-and-answer the university,'· .she said. "You This is not the first time the publicly in the "Ask Francis service, called " Ask Francis want people to be curious because agencies of Safe Games 2002 have Alison" database. All posts are Alison," is operated by the Office it shows that they're interested and anonymous upon the submitter's made free condoms available to of Public Relations. the public, he said, but this is the care about the institution." request. ·The s ervice is a vailable to University President David P. Junior Danielle Elko said she first time it has happened on this anyone who wishes to take large of a scale. Roselle s ta te d in a n e-mail found the Web page convenient a dvantage of it. Stude nts a nd "If you ' re going t(> engage in mess age that the service is a and informative. faculty have been developing the valuable tool for the university. "I think it can be useful once risky behavior, engage service for the past year. responsibly," Colonna said. "The attraction of being able to more people find out about it," she Mary Hempel, director of Public receive corre ct a nswers to said. " It seemed like you can ask it whate ver questions you care to any question, as long as it THE Balfantz raise will cause the service to pertained to the university." The new Web site named in honor of university founder Francis THE LUTHERAN STUDENT ASSOCIATION become very popular," he said. Junior Shari Rothfeld said she Alison gives answers to submited questions regarding the school. Hempel said she is pleased with also thought students would be of the University of Delaware the initial response the Web page interested in the service. ask." page will help students learn more has received. "If more students knew about it, The service is named in honor about the university's history. welcomes you to an "We've been surprised, quite I feel that it would be usei:l a lot," of Francis Alison, the founder of "Many more individuals will frankly. at the number of questions she said. "When I found out about the university. His biography is Jearn the important role of Mr. ASH WEDNESDAY LITURGY we' ve received,'' she said. it, it made me think of questions I included in the Web page. Alison in the very early days of the "There· s a nice range of questions Roselle said he hopes the Web school," he said. with Eucharist thought I never had someone to Wednesday, February 13 12:00 Noon Proposal aiined toward health care Paul's Chapel continued from AI uproar, changes would be made," income women to fund prenatal between 1940 and 1970. 247 Haines Street Rose said. care. 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MIKELS may inc lude a pe rson getting stuck in vio lati o ns withi n th e residence halls f01 \w,ft· nt .\1/tllt' I dllor elevator and needing assistance or a 9 11 December 200 I. a decrease from October promote The U n ivc r ~i t y Po lice recentl y released hang up. 200 I when there were 23 vio lations. its Monthly Residence Area Crime Index The index's chart also showed that 12 Thornton said each offense listed use!-. for December :wo I. reported thefts occurred in the residence the definiti on used by the niform Cri me The index. whi ch is availabl e onl ine. is halls during December 200 I. Report s. caution used by police lo find patterns o f crime Tho rnton s aid a no n-forced entry, He said the s tat istics a re a good and by perspect ive stude nt s a nd the ir which can occ'ur when students leave their measuring tool of what is occurring \)n continued from A I pare nts to assc :-, s the safety of the doors unlocked, is more prevalent over a campus. but that the numbers can be read universi ty's residence hal ls. forced entry. in two ways. 'upport of th ~ mayor's offi ce and Yvonne Simpson. senior administrative Thornton said this month's report is For example. he sa id. if there a re a ,· a r io u ~ other community agencies. ass i:-,t ant fo r Public Safety. said these typical in that everything is consistent. large number of alcohol violations, it may Bryan G rant. the direc to r o f monthl y s tati stics arc compiled to help For e xa mple, he said, theft is a lways be that there is an increasi ng problem, or pu bli c affairs fo r the Church o f create the university's Crime Statistics for fairly c o ns is te nt as well as alco ho l it could mean there was an increa ed Jesus Christ of Latte r Day Saints the Newark campus. violati ons. focus on enforcement. in Western Europe. would not g ive Larry Tho r nto n. directo r o f Public Capt. Jim Flatley. senior associa te Thornton said Public Sa fe ty sees an an opinion. Safety. said most residence hall s had an d irecto r. has be en a member o f the inc rease in the amount of requests for .. We 're not commenting o n it even distribution of offenses occurring. Uni versity Police for 23 years. He said theescort service during the mont h of because it 's not a church issue ... he According to the chart. amo ng the 17 the numbers did not surprise him either, December. due to finals, when student said. THE REVI EW/Roh Mckll• offences Ii s ted. theft was the second most due to their mo nth-ly cons istency. It is walk home from the library late at night. Colo nna said a ltho ugh the Theft was the second most common offense occu rring offe nse w ith mi sce ll a neous Fl a tley ' j o b to put together these Simpson said the uni versit y has been 1ormo n commun it y 1s no t in the month of D ecembe r in the Residence offenses rank ing as number one. statisti cs on a monthly basis. publishing the Monthly Re ide nt Area comment ing on the packs. some of Simpson said miscellaneous offenses Halls according to the Monthly C r ime Index. The cha rt s hows s e ven alco ho l Crime Index online si nce 1997. the volunteers who arc pa sing them out are Morm on. ··w e· re j ust hoping to promote a c ho ice a nd aware ness to lead people to a dialogue o r 'Ask Francis Alison' answers UD questions discussion. .. Humphrey said . "[We sec th is! a-; a n oppo rtunity fo r BY OAN IELLE SY BRANT Relations. said the si te provides an and those who ask them." peopl e to talk about this behavior. .. opportunity for people on and off The inquiries are forwarded by A ll o f the condo ms tha t a re A new additio n t o the campus to learn about the the Office of Public Relations to be ing di stributed were donated. unive rs it y ' s We b site allows university's programs. policies and the best department or person that with the maj ority of them coming indiv idua ls the o pportunity to procedures. can answer the m. He mpel said. from the Durex condom company. receive a nswers to a ny question ·'These kinds of services were The respo n:es c an be se nt Colonna s.tid. The remainder of the they mig ht have abo ut the offered at other schools. and we privately via e-mail if an e-mail necessary funding came from the university. thought of what would be good for address is specifie d o r po sted 14 agencies of Safe Games 2002. The online question-and-answer the university ... s he said ... You pub licly in the ·' As k Francis This is no t the first time the service. ca lled " A s k Fra nc is want people to be curious because A li son" database. All posts are agencies of Safe Games 2002 have Alison ... is operated by the Office it shows that they're interested and anonymous upon the submitter' s made free condoms availa ble to of Public Relations. care about the institution: · request. the public. he said. but this is the The serv ice is a vaila ble to niversi ty President David P. Junior Danielle Elko said she first time it has happened on this a nyone who wis hes to take Roselle s tated in a n e-mai I found the Web page convenient large of a scale. ad vantage o f it. Stude nts and message tha t the service is a and informative. .. If you're going t6 engage in faculty have been developing the val uabl e tool for the uni versity. ·' L think it can be useful once risky behavior, engage service for the past year. ·'The attraction of being able to more people find out about it,'' she responsibly:· Colonna said. Mary Hempel. director of Public rece i ve correct a ns we rs to said . .. It seemed like you can ask it whatever q uesti o n. you care to a n y questio n. as lo ng as it THE Balfamz raise w ill c a use the serv ice to pertained to the university ... The new Web site named in honor of university founder Francis become very popular. .. he said. Junior Shari Rothfeld said she Alison gives answers to submited questions regarding the school. THE LUTHERAN STUDENT ASSOCIATION Hempel said he is pleased with a lso th ought students would be of the University of Delaware the initial response the Web page intere ted in the service. ask." page will help students learn more has received. ·'If more students knew about it, The service is named in honor about the university's history. welcomes you to an ·'w e· ve been surpri ed. quite I feel that it would be used a lor:· of Francis Alison, the founder of " Ma ny more individua ls will frankly. at the number of questions she said. "When I found out about the university. His biography is learn the important role of Mr. ASH WEDNESDAY LITURGY we've received... s he said . it. it made me think of questions I included in the Web page. Alison in the very early days of the .. There· s a nice range of questions thought I never had someo ne to Roselle said he hopes the Web school,'' he said. with Eucharist Wednesday, February 13 12:00 Noon Proposal aiined toward health care Paul's Chapel continued from A I uproar, changes would be made." income women to fund prenatal between 1940 and 1970. 247 Haines Street Rose said. care. Hopefully, Gardett said, this during which the regul ation sits in Other proposals on Capital Hill Rose said she feel s the regulation will help improve the For further information call 368-3078 the Federal Registrar. she said. that h ave b ipart isan s uppo rt regulation is schedul ed fo r United States' infant mortality rate. .. Perha p' if the re \\ e re a big include alternate options for low- proposal at a time when Americans Gardett said while America is· will be caught up with other i sues. not quite at the bottom of the list such as Enron. therefore will not concerning this matter. it is not give proper attention to quite at the top either. GRADUATE Thompson's proposal. This regulatio n wo uld help Gardett said this is not the first expand health care coverage to the FELLOWSHIPS time prenatal care has been 39 million American who do not provided to low-income pregnant have any, he said. AVAILABLE UP TO women. He said another policy was SCHIP has begun to chip away previously covered under welfare at that number, he said, but it has lAMES \ 1 A D I SO"l

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Violent video games For many of the sn1dents current­ However, video games have ly attending the univer ity, video always been violent. Perhaps they games are as commonplace as tele­ have lost their magical qualities, like vi ion for their parent and radio for the goombas and fantasyland setting their grandpru·­ in Super Mario ents. .-----:---:----:------. Bros., but games As the years have always had have gone by , otTensive qualities. new games Games like have been Death Race 2000 introduced witti and Custer's better storylines Revenge for Atari and graphics. included rape and Review This: destroying people Grand Theft ' Auto 3, a newly Video games always with cars. relea ed game Should children for Playstation have and always will be allowed to play 2, has caused these games? Of concern over its have violent content. course not. While violent content. games have gener­ The game ally been directed promotes toward young audi­ killing innocent ences in the past, people rather players must than the normal remember kids are enemies players growing up and have learned to demanding more accept. They adult entertainment. can shoot police officers at will and If this game is banned, countless sleep with prostitutes before they others should be pulled from the murder them. shelf as well . Grand Theft Auto 3 is These characteristics have caused a video game, not real life - and the game to be banned in several that is what must be kept in perspec­ countries. tive.

A new regulation proposed by help a woman carrying the child. the U.S. Department of Health and By creating an age bracket for Human Services aims to provide which a child should actually be health care to low-income families considered a child, creators will run who are not covered by prenatal into a roadblock of arguing activists. care provided by !:"""-----::------:----, Even worrying Medicaid. about such The regulation nuances is February 8 column about the need for examination ance in and of itself. would cover all ridiculous. It Student agrees football is poor of priorities following the adjustment of the hous­ The thought of having to deal with this children within a slows the pro­ ing calender to coincide with the Super Bowl. change on the day of final exams does not sit well certain economic cess of provid­ reason to alter calendar If this truly was the sole reason for the calen­ with me, particularly if the change orginiated from bracket and provide ing much-need­ One can argue that the silence emitting from der change, and no other changes (e.g. the point the desire to have the student body able to sit care for these chil­ ed health care Hullihen Hall during the day of Sept. II resulted she made re: election day) are instituted, I think down and enjoy the game over D. P. Dough and dren by labeling a to those who from careful planning, consideration and an her views are most correct, particularly in light of Cluck-U - . although I think I speak for many woman's fetus and need it most - attempt to avoid a rushed response. One can fur­ the possible inconvenience move-in day may have when i say there is no better food with which to "unborn child" at mothers. ther argue that the continuation of classes the next caused Winter Session students. stuff oneself while watching the New England While the day was an attempt to restore a sense of normalcy the time of concep­ Twice l have studied in Newark over Winter Patriots hand it to the St. Louis Rams". tion. health of a car­ to our campus and student body, although l for one Session and know it to be a quiet time around This label poses ried child will would rather have spent the 12th observing the campus. The sudden change to hustle-and-bustle, Bryan Townsend be affected by losses of those in ew York and around the coun­ · a problem, though, including the god-awful ewark traffic that fol­ Junior for those who the overall try. I lows with move-in day, comes as a great annoy- brytown [email protected] believe a fetus health care pro­ However, do agree with Deanna Tortorello's should not be called vided its moth­ an unborn child. er, there she be The regulation a provision to was created in care for her order to help a before she mother obtain pre­ gives birth and natal care. Because of this, why then for her child when it is born should distinct status, whether it be and viable on its own.The regulation "fetus" or "unborn child," be should simply focus on a woman assigned? who is pregnant and the distinct The health care plan is aimed to label of"child" should be forgotten. Don't have anything to do on Valentine's Day? Bored and looking for something that will add meaning to your life? Here's an idea ... Send your letters and columns to:

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Forget " Ani­ Hmmm .. . you still look skeptical. Oh that's right, mal House,"' you still have all of those negative stereotypes in your Justin Brenner " PCU" and head. Let' take a look at those. . '"Undeclared.'' Fraternities are a bunch of drunks: I'd be lying if I All those Holly­ said men in fraternities don't drink. If you're looking for Guest Columnist wood depictions me on a Thursday night, you' ll probably find me at the of fraternities are Stone Balloon. about as accurate Howeve r. I know men in fraternities who don' t as Will Ferrell's impersonation of Janet Reno. drink. I also know a lot of men who are unaffiliated who Sure, they may be in the right clothes, but it sure as do drink. The bottom line is that many people in college hell isn't Janet Reno. and the "Delta house" sure isn't a drink, many people don't, and it's the same in fraterni­ fraternity. ties. I'd like to be able to explain exactly what a fraterni­ Thank you sir, may I have another?: You' ve heard ty is, but that i impossible. From the outside looking in, of all the hazing stories. But guess what - those are you can never understand it. From the inside looking stories from years past. All national fraternities have .. out, you can never explain it. It can only be experi­ anti-hazing rules. enced. Men in fraternities get bad grades: Actually, we are If you are not involved in some extra-curricular the only registered student organizations with our activi­ Upperclass, in-state students activity at the university. you are missing out. There is ties based on our academic achievement. Because of more to your four years here than the classroom and the this, each fraternity has a scholarship program dedicated library. At no other time in your life will you be among to assisting in the academic achievement of its mem­ should have first crack at classes thousands of people your age with simflar goals and bers. This has led to many of our chapters not just meet­ concern . If you ignore your opportunity to expand ing , but beating the all-male grade point average here at yourself, you will never get such an opportunity again. the university, something out of staying in this want and having to pay thousands of So why join a· fraternity. Th ey only care .about Valerie cubby-bole state. Our parents have dollars extra for Winter and Summer as opposed to. say, the Kayak themselves: That couldn't be paid state taxes to fund this school. Sessions to be able to graduate in a • Club? more wrong. Most fraterni­ Biafore *· Students even forked over some of decent amount of time. A fraternity is an al l­ "The truth is that we are ties have their mission or at the little income we receive from part Even professors suffer. Over­ inclusive organization, and least part of it dedicated to Val's View time jobs. On top of that, we pay worked teachers in over-crowded , each chapter participates in honorable organizations philanthropy and communi­ tuition just Like any out-of-stater, even classrooms don' t make for many ·' community service, campus ty service. · though it isn't as much. happy people. They aren' t always :_i activities and ocial events. steeped in tradition. We Every chapter has I figured that being a native And what thanks do we now get? able to teach a large group of students i So if you want to row a boat. its own charity and puts on Delawarean, paying state taxes and Barely 35 percent of in-state universi­ in a lecture hall and feel that the cur- '! join a frater.nity and set up a fundraisers to raise money being a student at the univers.ity for ty hopefuls can even qualify for the riculum is the most beneficial to the t believe in bonds stronger l fraternity event to go kayak­ for those charities. We sup­ the past three years would make it parallel program, let alone get classes. students. ' ing. than friendship, stronger port Big Brothers/Big Sis­ possible to get most of the classes I'd Nothing paid off. I can recall at least two accounts You'll also raise. money ters, Children with Cancer. registered for this semester. I was under the impression that of professors who told my class that for charity, have academic than time and place, which March of Dimes, AIDS I was dead wrong. this was a state school. They accept they would be able to do a much help available, many leader­ Delaware and many more As a junior English major, I money from the state to function, more involved project if it weren't for ship opportunities and of can only be described as organizations. couldn' t even get a basic 200 level money its residents work hard for. In­ the fact that there were 20 more stu- , course there will be parties. A If you' ve read thi s far class without a pink slip. At first, I state students should have first dibs dents in the class than there should ' fraternity is everything and true brotherhood." you might be wondering, wasn't even able to get enough cred­ on enrollment. be. anything you want and noth­ "When is he going to get to its to qualify as a full-time student. Furthermore, the university It's apparent that the university • ing less, becau e it will be ------the point?" or "Get to the And I am not alone. Many wants a broad selection of exemplary needs to make many improvements to your fraternity. point already" or "Why won't he get to the point!" seniors that I know are groveling at student, but many outstanding stu­ give students what they are paying Let me switch gears and tell you what my fraternity The point is simple. Fraternities get a bad reputa­ the feet of professors to get classes dents who are born and raised in this for. First, money needs to stop being • has done for me. When I was a fres hman here I was a tion because of something that happens at the Mas­ they need to graduate while a sopho­ state are being overlooked. spent on beatification and instead be • goof-off who didn' t know when to shut up. (Okay, so sachusetts lnstitutue of Technology or on the West more in some other major has no I have not mentioned the ever­ used for hiring professors to teach some things don' t change.) However , I was the only Coast. We have a negative image because two or three trouble enrolling in the class because increasing amount of people who are more sections of classes if high • person from my high school to come to the university, guys might act like jackasses with their letters on. We of a random chance. accepting the invitation to attend the enrollment numbers are insisted upon. ever. How's that for intimidating? Here I was walking really get slammed by Hollywood. I thought upperclassmen at least university. The numbers are steadily If the university isn't willing to ·' through this sea of people, and I knew nobody. Then I Once you look past the myth and the stereotypes, had seniority. We are desperately try­ on the rise, and it seems that admis­ do that, it needs to cut down on the ·' met some of the men who became my friends , and even­ you will see what a fraternity actually is. The truth is ing to earn our degrees within four sions hasn't figured out how to lower students it invites to attend the school. . , tually made me their brother. My fraternity is my family that we are honorable organizations steeped in tradition. years with the hopes of getting some the amount of people they are willing Why does overcrowding seem to :; here. We believe in bonds stronger than friendship. sort of direction for the rest of our to accept. be the growing trend? I have many • Now let's take a look at my resume. As a plain stu­ stronger than time and place. whic h can only be careers, and basically we're getting It is a known fact that the univer­ ideas, but I'll only say that they all dent, I am quite average. I' ll graduate with a finance described as true brotherhood. If you don 't believe me the fmger. sity bites off more than it can chew pretty much boil down to a word that • degree and a 3.0 grade point average: not too bad, but then find out for yourself. Come out to the Recruitment The university needs to start fill­ when it comes to the population of starts with an M.s by no means am I a standout. But wait - if you look at Expo tonight at 8 p.m. in Trabant Multipurpose Room ing classes based upon what year a the school. There is no reason,for The Bottom Line: the university my activities, you'll see that I was a vice-president of C. You' ll get to meet every fraternity on campus, and student is and what major they are in. example, that people paying for hous­ should stop being a business and start • my fraternity . Interesting. You' ll see that l have been you just might find an organization that you might like There is no reason a freshman busi­ ing in an already miniscule residents focusing on the original goal - edu- : able to attend some incredible training conferences. Not to join. Don't let misinformation keep you from one of ness major should be enrolled in a hall should be further cramped by eating. : • too shabby. You ' II see that I am the head of a 600-per­ the most rewarding experiences of your life. prerequsite journalism class and I being stuck with two, maybe even son, $20,000 per year operation. Holy crap! That's not should have to beg my way in. three other people. Valerie Biafore is a copy editor for : something many people can claim and this is an oppor­ Justin Brenner is the president of the Interfraternity We in-staters applied to the uni­ Students suffer- from all of this The Review. Send comments to vbi- :· tunity available to every fraternity man on campus. · Council. Send comments to [email protected]. versity thinking that we might get [email protected]. by not getting the classes they need or ,, ,. 's' •• Valentine's Day is too commercialized

The dilemma that now faces all bitter people No, my friends, I will be at home, watching across the nation on Valentine's Day is what to the only show that offers unending entertain­ Tom Monaghan do in the midst of this whirlwind of superficial ment, "The Simpsons." sentiment. That's right, whenever one is searching des­ You can 't go out without being inundated perately for a reason to the madness of Valen­ Random Complaints with infantile love-sick conversation . Even tine 's Day, I recommend "The Simpsons." Not thinking of having to brave the local Blockbuster only does the show entertain, but it also teaches. to rent a movie pushes the bile to the back of my After a rous ing viewing of my favorite I don' t want to come off as bitter or any­ throat. First, I would have to wade through the show, I hope to take steps to ensure that when I thing like that, but let me tell you. I hate Valen­ ocean of screaming kids that seem to come out wake up the next day, I won't remember how I tine's Day. of the woodwork whenever I am in a b(}d mood. got there. Actually, I will take that back. Hate is not a Then I would have to wait in line to be rung up They really made a very good point about trong enough word. by some smug guy who would inevitably make how commercial holidays have become when I loathe Valentine's Day. The very though some crack about my lack of pl ans, at which they spoofed Hallmark's strang lehold on Valen­ of all of that ickly sweet sentiment surrounded point my head would explode out of frustration . tine 's Day by creating "Love Day," an equally by horrendously overpriced novelty g ift fi ll es The one positive aspect of this holiday is the e mpty and vacuous invention of committee me with the distinct desire to end my life. fact that it has made me examine my love li fe , or thinking . What is the point in going o ut and laying the lack thereof, and I have come to one undeni­ Always applicable, "The Simpsons" cannot down hard earned cash on some stupid stuffed able conclusion - love is for suckers. o nl y how us how trite Valentine's Day has teddy bear with a pink heart on its chest and The very few times in my life, that I can become, they can give us solutions to the prob­ some half-inflated Mylar ball oon that says .. 1 honestl y say I have been in love, I fell for all of le m as well . love you beary much?" Does anyone reall y keep the stupid commerc ia l c rap that everyone I think Bart was really on to something these things for more than 10 minutes? assumes is a requirement for a loving relation­ when he made hi s demented candy hearts with Now, I know that there are a who le bunch of ship. messages such as "prize pig" written on them. happy-go-lucky pro-Valentine's Day freaks out I went out and blew serious scratch on Maybe next year I will make my own line of there. I am not try ing to tell you to forget about stupid novelty ite ms, body sprays and meals at Valentines Day merchandise. I even have a great Vale ntine's Day: I am j ust saying that you' re nice restaurants. Besides the obvious, it didn't add campaign: dumb for not doing so . get me much. Life-size teddy bear- $89.00 My main beef with Valenti ne's Day is the Maybe that is my problem . ot that I hate 2 feet of barbed wire- $2.40. fact that there seems to be almost no real expres­ Valent ine's Day, but I hate the concept of love. Kerosen- $ 13 .00. sion of emotion. Most people prefer to buy the especiall y if I am not in love. Razor blades- $2.99 pre-packaged Hallmark version of love instead Some people would say this is childish, and Pink ti sue paper- $3.50. of showing their signi ficant other some genuine they would probably be ri ght , but I am the one The look on her face when she realizes you sign of affection . writing the column here . so the ir opinion is irrel­ just gave her a mutilated stuffed animal - price­ What ever happened to real emotions? evant. Besides. these are the arne idiots who le s. Persona ll y . I would rathe r have someone wi llingly buy miniature stuffed monkeys that say Well. maybe not. give me three lines of awkward prose they came " I go ape for you'' - yet I am the one who is I don't think Hallmark would sell too many up with on the ir own than a ny of the c heesy supposedly juvenile? of them. Maya Angelou cards that are peddled at the 4 Either way, you can all rest assured that you bi ll ion Hallmark stores across the nation. wi ll not run into me at your local tavern's Valen­ Tom Monaghan is an administrative news editor Why can't Valentines Day be li ke it used tine's Day celebration or crowded around some at The Re1·ie w. Send comments to to? stale keg in a basement on Cleveland Avenue. madman @udel.edu.

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Forget "Ani- Hmmm ... you still look skeptical. Oh that's right , mal Ho use:· you still have all of those negative stereotypes in your Justin Brenner " PC U.. and head. Let's take a look at those. ·· u ndec la red_·· Fraternities are a bunch of drunks: l"d be lying if I All those Holly­ said men in fraternities don't drink. If you' re looking for Guest Columnist wood depictions me on a Thursday ni ght. you'll probably find me at the of fraternities are Stone Balloon. about as accurate However. I know me n in fraternities who don't as Will Ferrell"s impersonation of Janet Reno. drink. I also know a lot of men who are unaffiliated who Sure. they may be in the right clothes. but it sure as do drink. The bottom line is that many people in college hell isn't Janet Reno. and the ··Delta house'' sure isn't a drink. many people don't, and it's the same in fraterni ­ fraternity . ties. l"d like to be able to explain exactly what a fraterni­ Thank you sir. may I ha1·e another?: You ·ve heard ty is. but that is impossible. From the outside looking in. of all the hazing stories. But guess what - those are THE REVIEW I John Cheong you can never unde rstand it. From the inside looking stories from years past. All national fraternities have out. you can neve r explain it. It can only be experi­ anti-hazing ru les. enced. Men in fraternities get bad grades: Actually, we are If you are not involved in some extra-curricular the only registered student organizations with our activi­ Upperclass, in-state students activity at the university. you are mi ssing out. There is ties based on our academic achi evement. Because of more to your four years here than the classroom and the this. each fraternity has a scholarship program dedicated library. At no other time in your life will you be among to assisting in the academic achievement of its mem­ should have first crack at classes thousands of people your age with similar goals and bers. This has led to many of our chapters not just meet­ concern ·. If you ignore your opportunity to expand ing, but beating the all-male grade point average here at yourself, you will never get such an opportunity again. the university, something out of staying in this want and having to pay thousands of So why join a-fraternity. Th ey only care about Valerie cubby-hole state. Our parents have dollars extra for Winter and Summer as opposed to. say. the Kayak themse!l·es: That couldn 't be paid state taxes to fund this school. Sessions to be able to graduate in a Club? more wrong. Most fraterni­ Biafore Students even forked over some of decent amount of time. A frate rnity is an a ll ­ "The truth is that we are ties have their mi ssion or at the little income we receive from part Even professors suffer. Over­ inclusive organization. and least part of it dedicated to Val's View time jobs. On top of that, we pay worked teachers in over-crowded each cha pter participates in honorable organizations philanthropy and communi­ tuition just like any out-of-stater, even c lassrooms don't make for many community service. campu ty service. · though it isn't as much. happy people. They aren't always activities and social events. steeped in tradition. We Every chapte r has I figured that being a native And what thanks do we now get? able to teach a large group of students So if you want to row a boat, its own charity and puts on Delawarean, paying state taxes and Barely 35 percent of in-state universi­ in a lecture hall and feel that the cur- · · join a frater.nity and set up a believe in bonds stronger fundraisers to rai se money being a student at the university for ty hopefuls can even qualifY for the riculum is the most beneficial to the 1 fraternity event to go kayak- for those charities. We sup­ the past three years would make it parallel program, let alone get classes. students. in g. than friendship, stronger port Big Brothers/Big Si s­ possible to get most of the classes I'd Nothing paid off. I can recall at least two accounts You' ll also raise_money ters, Children with Cancer, registered for this semester. I was under the impression that of professors who told my class that ' for charity, have acade mic than time and place, which Ma rch of Dimes. AIDS I was dead wrong. this was a state school. They accept they would be able to do a much ' help available. many leader­ Delaware and many more As a j unior Eng lish major, I money from the state to function, more involved project if it weren't for ship opport unities and of can only be described as organizations. couldn' t even get a basic 200 level money its residents work hard for. In­ the fact that there were 20 more stu­ course there will be parties. A If you·ve read this far class without a pink slip. At first, I state students should have fi rst dibs dents in the class than there should : fraternity is everything and true brotherhood." you might be wondering, wasn't even able to get enough cred­ on enrollment. be. anything you want and noth­ "When is he going to get to its to qualify as a full-time student. Furthermore, the university It's apparent that the university • ing less. because it will be ------the point?'' or "Get to the And I a m not a lone. Many wants a broad selection of exemplary needs to make many improvements to your fraternity. point already" or ·'Why won't he get to the point! .. seniors that I know are groveling at student, but many outstanding stu­ give students what they are paying ' Let me switch gears and tell you what my fraternity The point is simple. Fraternities get a bad reputa­ the feet of professors to get classes dents who are born and raised in this for. First, money needs to stop being has done for me. When I was a freshman here I was a ti on because of something that happens at the Mas­ they need to graduate while a sopho­ state are being overlooked. spent on beatification and instead be - goof-off who didn't know when to shut up. (Okay. so sachusetts lnstitutue of Technology or on the West more in some other major has no I have not mentioned the ever­ used for hiring professors to teach some things don' t change.) Ho wever. I was the only Coast. We have a negative image because two or three trouble enrolling in the class because increasing amount of people who are more sections of classes if high person from my high school to come to the university. guys might act like jackasses with their letters on. We of a random chance. accepting the invitation to attend the enrollment numbers are insisted upon. ever. How's that for intimidating? Here I was walking really get slammed by Hollywood. I thought upperclassmen at least university. The numbers are steadily If the university isn't willing to · through this sea of people. and I knew nobody. Then I Once you look past the myth and the stereotypes. had seniority. We are desperately try­ on the rise, and it seems that admis­ do that, it needs to cut down on the met some of the men who became my friends, and even­ you will see what a fraternity actually is. The truth is ing to earn our degrees within four sions hasn't figured out how to lower students it invites to attend the school. tually made me their brother. My fraternity is my family that we are honorable organizations steeped in tradition. years with the hopes of getting some the amount of people they are willing Why does overcrowding seem to .• here. We believe in bonds stronger than friendship. sort of direction for the rest of our to accept. be the growing trend? I have many Now let's take a look at my resume. As a plain stu­ s tronger than time and place. whic h can o nl y be careers. and basically we' re getting It is a known fact that the oniver­ ideas, but I'll only say that they all dent, I am quite average. I'll graduate with a fi nance described as true brotherhood. If you don 't believe me the finger. sity bites off more than it can chew pretty much boil down to a word that degree and a 3.0 grade point average: not too bad, but then find out for yourself. Come out to the Recruitment The university needs to start fill­ when it comes to the population of starts with an M.s by no means am I a standout. But wait - if you look at Expo tonight at 8 p.m. in Trabant Multipurpose Room ing classes based upon what year a the school. There is no reason,for The Bottom Line: the university my activities, you'll see that I was a vice-president of C. You' ll get to meet every fraternity on campus, and student is and what major they are in. example, that people paying for hous­ should stop being a business and start my fraternity. Interesting. You ' ll see that I have been you just might find an organization that you might like There is no reason a freshman busi­ ing in an already miniscule residents focusing on the original goal - edu- _; able to attend some incredible training conferences. Not to join. Don't let misinformation keep you from one of ness major should be enrolled in a hall should be further cramped by eating. · too shabby. You' ll see that I am the head of a 600-per­ the most rewarding experiences of your life. prerequsite journalism class and I being stuck with two, maybe even son, $20.000 per year operation. Holy crap! That's not should have to beg my way in. three other people. Valerie Biafore is a copy editor for : something many people can claim and this is an oppor­ Justin Brenner is the president of the lntelji·atemity We in-staters applied to the uni­ Students suffer- from all of this The Review. Send comments to vbi- :· tunity available to every fraternity man on campus. Council. Send comments to [email protected]. versity thinking that we might get by not getting the classes they need or [email protected]. .. .. Valentine's Day is too commercialized

The dilemma that now faces all bitter people No, my friends, I wi ll be at home, watching across the nation on Valentine's Day is what to the only show that offers une nding e ntertain­ Tom Monaghan do in the midst of this whirlwind of superficial ment, ·'The Simpsons." sentiment. That' s right. whenever one is searching des­ You can' t go out w ithout being inundated perately for a reason to the madness of Valen­ Random Complaints with infantile love-sick conversations. Even tine · s Day, I recommend "The Simpsons." Not thinking of having to brave the local Blockbuster only does the show entertain, but it also teaches. to rent a movie pushes the bile to the back of my Afte r a rousing viewing of my favorite I don' t want to come off as bitter or any­ throat. First. I would have to wade through the show. I hope to take steps to ensure that when I thing like that, but let me tell you. I hate Valen­ ocean of screaming kids that seem to come out wake up the next day, I won't remember how I tine's Day. of the woodwork whenever I am in a bad mood . got there. Actually. I will take that back . Hate is not a Then I would have to wait in line to be rung up They really made a very good point about strong enough word. by some smug guy who would inevitably make how comme rcial holidays have become when I loathe Valentine's Day. The very though some crack about my lack of plans , at which they spoofed Hallmark's stranglehold on Valen­ of all of that sickly sweet sentime nt surrounded poi nt my head would explode out of frustration. tine's Day by creating "Love Day," an equally by horrendously overpriced novelty g ifts filles The one positive aspect of this ho liday is the e mpty and vacuous invention of committee me with the distinct desire to end my life. fact that it has made me examine my love life . or thinking. What is the point in going out and laying the lack thereof. and I have come to one undeni­ Always applicable, "The Simpsons'' cannot down hard earned cash on some stupid stuffed able conclusion - love is for suckers. o nl y show us how trite Valentine's Day has teddy bear with a pink heart on its chest a nd The very fe w times in my life. that I can become, they can g ive us solutions to the prob­ some half-inflated Mylar balloon that says .. 1 honestly say I have been in love. I fe ll for all of lem as well. love you beary much?" Does anyone really keep the stu pid commercial crap that everyone I think Bart was really on to something these things for more than 10 minutes? assumes is a requirement for a loving relation­ when he made hi s demented candy hearts with Now. l know that there are a whole bunch of ship. messages such as ··prize pig" written on them. happy-go-luck, pro- Valentine' s Day freaks out I we nt out and ble w serious scratch o n Maybe next year I will make my own line of there. I am not trying to tell you to forget about stu pid novelty items, body sprays and meals at Valent ines Day merchandise. I even have a great Vale ntine's Day: I am j ust saying that you·re ni ce restaurants. Besides the obvious. it didn't add campaign: dumb for not do ing so. get me much. Life-size teddy bear- $89.00 My main beef wi th Valentine's Day is the Maybe that is my problem . Not that I hate 2 feet of barbed wire - $2.40. fact that there seems to be almost no real expres­ Valentine's Day. but I hate the concept of love. Kerosen- $ 13.00. sion of e motion. Most people prefer to buy the especially if I am not in love . Razor bladcs- $2.99 pre-packaged Hallmark version of love instead Some people would say this is childish, and Pink tissue paper- $3.50. of showing their significant other some genuine they would probably be ri ght. but I am the one The look on her face when she realizes you sign of affection. writing the column here . so their opinion is irrel­ just gave her a mutilated stuffed animal - price­ What ever happened to real emotions? evant. Besides. these arc the same idiots who less. Personally . I would rathe r have someone willing ly buy miniature stu ffed monkeys that say We ll. maybe not. give me three lines of awkward prose they came ·'J go ape for you .. - yet I am the one who is I don't think Hallmark would sell too many up w ith on the ir own than any of the c heesy supposedly juveni le? of t hem . Maya Angc lou cards that are peddled at the 4 Either way . you can all rest assured that you bi llion Hallmark stores across the nation. will not run in to me at your local tavern' s Valen­ Tom Monaghan is fill administrative ne 111s editor Why can't Valentines Day be like it used tine's Day celebration or crowded around some at Th e Re 1·ie w. Send comment .~ to _... ,~ -· to? stale keg in a basement on Cleveland Avenue . madman@ud e l.edu.

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THE REVIEW/Internet pholo For those without a significant other, television stations offer Valentine's Day companionship with romantic favorites like ''The Princess Bride" (above) and action-filled distractions like "Mars Attacks." ot BY KA YTIE DOWLING Staff Reporter BY T ARRA A VIS ing hall food. fill the air, those with that special someone can Emertainm elll Editor rankie A vaJon must have had eat Pan Geos Pasta at Rodney Dining Hall , each nibbling one Wanna make out by the goats? end of the pasta and slurping to a delicious kiss. Valentine's Day in mind Couples searching for a cozy, secluded and rom311tic des­ Feeling a Little more mischievous? when he ang" love is in the tination need not walk further than their front door. The uni­ Well, the library is no longer just a place to expand the air," but if he bad been think­ versity provides numerous venues for being with that special depths of your mind. Rather, explore the depths of love and ing about the day of love, year someone on Valentine's Day. study the chemistry between two people in one of the many 2002, his lyric would have What better way to spend a night of love and passion than areas of the Morris Library. been "love is on the air­ to graze, or gaze into your sweetheart's eyes amongst the two "It's so quiet," senior Alexander Ortiz says. '·Tt's just ask­ State Park as an optimal ite for a Valentine's date. waves.'' bronze goats? ing you to do something naughty.'' Not only can the creek allow some " sli ppery when wet" This year, most television Nestled between Cannon and Alison Halls, the goat circle Is your favorite cubicle already ·'occupied?" fun , but nature can also provide the etting for an excellent stations are making a commitment to Valentine's sets the stage of desire to bring out the true animal in your Fear not, the library offers a variety of intimate locations game of hide and seek. Day. Some are choosing to chronicle true-life lover. for your Valentine· Day date. " It's really big, and you can get lost on the trails," says couples, whiJe others opt to show the traditional Junior Greg Smith says that with his lucky lady he "likes "The study rooms on the second or third floor.'' recom­ junior Joe Feser. "No one would find you.'' to make out by the goats - because goats are dirty." mends Ortiz. ''You gotta go way in the back.'' Feser' girlfriend, junior Allie Krieger, cites an additional chick flick. bonu - "no annoying roommates." Even for those who have never been kissed, Surrounded by a forest of greenery and a dreamlike, star­ The signature aspect of the university library is size. scattered, moonlit sky , the ambience is both quaint and pure. Those looking for a more traditional place to spend a haven' t met their ideal husband or taken Offering three floors - and a mysteriously dark basement - The simple brick path entrance provides a one-way, no romantic moment, don't get your panties in a twist! Romantic Comedy 101 , there is sure to be some­ the library has the capability of holding numerou romantic turning back, sultry evening of agricultural delight. liai ons. For the truly romantic, the university provides one last thing on televison for everyone this Valentine's This prime location of love has the added benefit of the For those unwilling to break. the law on February 14, why spot for Cupid's couple - the "ki sing arches:· Day. nearby ~crounge , located in the Perkins Student Center, not visit Public Safety? These arches connecting Memorial Hall to Hullihen and where the lovebirds can grab a quick bite between makeout Open 24 hours, the Public Safety office on Academy Brown Hall are a clean and cute setting with a historical The PG-13 film "Never Been Kissed," star­ sessions. Street offers law-abiding citizens a romantic night with a background. ring Drew Barrymore, David Arquette and If the goats don :t quite catch your fancy and you're search­ kinky twist - warning: must supply own handcuffs. Once a meeting place for men and women segregated to Lee lee Sobieski, fits into the latter category. This ing for a more "close to home" experience, there is always the "I would go to Public Safety's desk and say ' Write me up the north and south sides of campus, the arches are a site sure romantic comedy will be shown on the USA Rodney Residence Hall Complex. for this' suggests senior Mike Bhanos, adding that it 'may take to attract mushy couples wanting to kiss at midnight on Network at 8 p.m. This dating experience targets those with a more rebellious him a while to pay the fine. V~tlemine 's Day. Not to be outdone, Comedy Central will also nature. Although highly illegal, the private roofs of Rodney In addition to the romantic hot spots of campus, the sur­ So, whatever destination couples are searching for on the air films r-iddled with romance. The modem film have the capability of providing a more intimate environ­ rounding landscapes of Newark offer a cornucopia of loca­ magical night of love, be sure to spend it with the one who counts. adaptation of Oscar Wilde's 1895 play "An Ideal ment. tions for your steamy night. But more importantly, don't get caught. Husband," featuring Rupert Everett, Julian As the aromas of desire, or maybe the less desirable din- Smith suggests the beautiful scenery of White Clay Creek Moore and Cate Blanchett, will air at 8 p.m. E! Entertainment Television will show "Romantic Comedy 101," a movie about two friends fighting for the same girl. The 8 p.m. film features Tom Arnold, Jeremy London and Joey Lawrence. For a more realistic look at romance, The Learning Channel will run "A Dating Story," a -30-minute voyeuri tic trip through a couple's Porn between lovers first blind date, back to back for seven hours. The marathon begins at 9 a.m. and runs until 4 p.m. Those who have ~nough amore on a daily basis and refu e to watch romance unfold on the small screen can always count on sports to dis­ You asked it so we, well, tried to answer it. tract them. TNT won' t disappoint the avid basketball fan on Thur day. The Philadelphia 76ers go up for revenge agai.nst the Utah Jazz. The Jazz defeated 'Can porn stimulate Valentine's Day romance?' the Sixers the last time they played with a score of 89-81 . If a mixture of Winter Olympic sports suits BY ADRIAN BACOLO Senior Mosaic Editor your tastes more than a candle-lit dinner, then NBC has you covered. The 90k ordic ski jump Part I: The mission becomes clear will air at 4 p.m., followed by men' figure skat­ Friday' airing of ·'Jerry Springer'' featured the talk show's typical assortment of socially ing and women's speed skating at 8 p.m. Just inept primates-in-love knuckling each other after midnight, announcer Dan Hicks will present over paternity test results, lesbian love quadran­ the evening's highlights. gles, baby-daddy revelations and the "unfortu­ If the chills and thrills of Winter Olympic nate'' realization that one·s sister is supposed to sports aren't enough for you. other networks are remain just one's sister. showing an assortment of horror and comedy The title of that day's episode was "Mom flicks. stole my man," and the portion I tuned into with Cinemax is showing the thriller "Valentine" 20 minutes left pre en ted a mother and daughter at 10 p.m. The 2001 release stars David Boreanaz sitting beside each other on stage - each spon­ and Denise Richards. ing only a bra, panties, panty hose and a pletho­ Tom Jones, Natalie Portman, Sarah Jessica ra of sag - arguing. obviously, over some man. Parker and Michael J. Fox will be too busy to ''I've dedicated my. whole life to him," send Valentine cards, as they defend the earth pleaded the 20- omething-year-old daughter to from a Martian invasion in "Mars Attacks." The her mommy, who then snapped back, '·You're 1996 comedy airs at 8 p.m. on TBS. just plumb ignorant!'' At 4 p.m., Comedy Central will feature The remainder of the vignette is fairly type­ "Office Space," the tale of a stre sed computer cast. Over the course of the next few minutes, programmer who revolts against his boss. the two quarreling relatives call each other dirty names. flaunt their pasty corpses and compare Though not the mo t romantic of comedies, the benefits a man might receive from being "Office Space" is ure to entertain many. with one over the other. Jerry Springer makes From Feb. 11 through Feb. 15. ABC Family his funny-ha-ha comment: the audience begins network will host "A crazy little thing called love chanting: ecurity beast Steve makes his cameo. week,'' airing romantic favorite including "The and then the doofus in question is called on­ Princess Bride'' and "A Walk in the Clouds" stage. every evening at 8 p.m. D oofus plod~ in from stage left. his hair Several station have thought about the sin­ appears to have been cut with a toenail clipper, gles who are in earch of something sweeter than and his two cents involve this other woman he's chocolate - eye candy. Britney Spears will been sleeping with over the last three month. , in appear on the " Ro ie O'Donnell Show" at I 0 addition to the 20-something-year-old and her a.m. on ABC. and the hot cast of ''Temptation mama. TIIERE\' JI: WI Island" will have its fin al date at 9 p.m. on Fox . Even the most inattentive viewer know Senior Mosaic editor Adrian Bacolo wonders if adult videos can spice up his Valentine's Day romance. what wi ll follow: in typical '·Springer'' fashion. the scene turns straight scandalous when the bad for the daughter - she seems to really care one. lacking in romance (key word) has a very 365 chance where girls get their e\pcclations "other woman" roars on-stage. sloppily for Doofus - but then she forfeits all sympathy low chance of ~urvival. In fact. I might just too high and guys blow all their dough IT) ing to smooches Doofu~ (the audience goc bananas) when she call mommy "whore ... The mother. develop this metaphor: a relationship minus out-do what the girl'~ pre\ iou~ bo) friend did and confronts the mother (Doofus cowers by clearly wittier by vinue of life experience (she romance ~its no better than a Fig ewton with­ the )Car before. For many. Feb. 14 i' thai one security). 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"" Wo rk It Out" ( 1998) was forgettable , funk g uitar lic ks . while "Surrender" ( 1999) went re lati ve­ Pe rh aps the c losest thing to innova­ /Freestyle Dust ly unnoticed by American critics and ti on is " My Elasti c Eye,·· a -box Rating: -t.'! ~ ~r dance floors a like , despite the bi g name mix of drum-n-bass a nd spiraling vocals. pull of coll aborator Missy Elliot. Noel Lo ngtime Che mical coll aborator Beth Gallagher and Bobby Gillespie. Orton provides the inevitable comedown Now, focus on " Come With Us," the with her Dido-esque cries o n " The State Brothers latest effort to buy some space We're In ,'' a disappointing song when on dance floors currently owned by the compared to her previous offerings. Neptunes. Timbaland and Jennifer " Denmark" has the best chances of Lopez. getting club play, if only for the groov­ BY PATRICK H ANEY The title track begins the album w ith able bassline reminiscent of " Block Co/1/ributillf/ Editor string-lade n whirls over a chorus of Rockin' Beats." To m Rowlands and Ed Simons intro­ " Behold! They're coming back." By " Pioneer Skies" the album is wind­ duced their blend of electro nica to the Indeed. The Chemial Brothers didn' t ing down to what sounds like a video States before Fatboy Slim records try to re invent themselves for "Come game score played over looping drums . became the foundation for frat party With Us ." Instead , they rely heavil y on Whilst Noe l Gallagher is off putting dance floors. The Chemical Brothers the ir trusted methods of eltro-neering. the finishing touches on the latest Oas is s hook discos across the g lobe w ith Their sonic output hasn' t changed dra­ record, the Chemical Brothers recruited " Block Rockin' Beats ," a stunning sin­ matically , but it still seems to breath ex-Verve frontman Richard Ashcroft for g le from the ir breakthrough LP " Dig new life into a dying dance scene , much "The Test," a thrilling trip that at once Your Own Ho le" ( 1997). like " " did in 1995. leaves little and a lot to the imag ination. Ever ince. however , the releases " It Began in Afrika" is a brutal.attack " You know I almost lost my mind I I from the Che rn have had the same brief on the ears, combining deep bass, bongo couldn't explain the things I've seen I she lf life as many other imported dance drums and electronic whistles . But now I think I 've seen the Lig ht I Did acts. Though the Chemical Brothers are I pass the acid test?" The remix album " Brothers Gonna presumably done with, erm, " chemical " Come With Us" isn ' t a disco-break­ experimentation," the speed beats of ing, dance floor pileup of a record, but " G a laxy Bounce" and the comatose the Chemical Brothers have proved the The Gist of It " Hoops" do little to refute the notion potency of their consistently numbing that much of acid/house/trance music is e lectronic cocktai I. ~~~~~The brothers Grimm inspired by disco drugs. ~~~~The Brothers Karamazov The first single, " ," con­ Patrick Haney is a contributing editor ~~~ The Marx brothers tains all the essentials for a tub-thump­ for The Review. His past reviews include ing track: the prolonging buildup, the The Strokes' " Is This It?" (-cc-cc-cc-cc ) and ~~ The Coen brothe.rs de livery and the fading response. This is The A valanches' "Since I Left You " ~ The Baldwin brothers the standout track on the album - a (-cc-cc-cc 112). Send comments to whooshing flur·ry of synthesizers and [email protected] .

"J to tha L-0! The Remixes" trus album stretches the boundaries of "Asleep In The Back" the shakes begin I Sallow skinned, star­ Jennifer Lopez typical dance-beat-mixed-over-thin­ Elbow ry eyed , blessed in our sin," strangely Sony Music Entertainment, Inc. vocals remixes. Yes, it's still the same V2 Music Ltd. touching and beautiful. Garvey, the Rating: -ec-ce 1/2 weak-voiced J.Lo singing, but the pro­ -cc-cc-cc 1/2 band's sole lyricist. sings mostly about For someone who so vehemently duction contributes an element to her "Asleep In The Back," the debut love - celebrating it in some tracks, attests to being "real," Jennifer Lopez' music that her previous two albums album from Manchester-based quintet mocking it in others. "Bitten By The "1 to tha L-0! The Remixes" deviates severely lack - substance. Elbow expresses raw. honest emotion Tailfly" is a good example of the latter: con iderably from this assertion. Not a Although Lopez barely lift a fin­ through experimental progressive rock. "I'm full of wit and chivaby I Until bad thing in this case. ger, Rodney Jerkins and P. Diddy, ln almost every song, Elbow infuses you've given in to me." After all. let's consider who we're some of the best rured hands in the a wide variety of instruments. From In the seven-minute track, talking about - this isn't some talent­ music business, sharpen up her tracks. French hom to cello to wine glasses. "Newborn," Garvey turns around and ed performer whose songs are massa­ They add to the focus of her Latin hlp­ with distorted guitars and piano. surrenders himself to his loved one, cred with canned dance beats to be hop and R&B stylings that usually fall The opening song, "Any Day ow:· pledging love until death: "If you hold • sold to unsuspected fans not once, but short of striking. Guest artists Ja Rule give the album a strong start and brings me like a newborn I Whisper what you twice. When one is such an unremark­ and Fat Joe, among others, also add to a Pink R oyd quality with the band· use feel I My badly strung declaration to 'able singer (think last year's embar­ the thjckne of her tracks. of organs and vocal harmonies during you I You 'll spend the end ofyour days do nothing for tracks with no redeem­ rassing performance at the MTV Besides the unforgettable 'Tm the chorus: HAny day now I How ·s smiling like a newborn." different to offer the rock/pop genre, but ing qualities to begin with. Video Music Awards) and a sub-par Real'' remix , "J to tha L-0!" is chock "Asleep In The Back," whjch was lacks overall poli hand cohesiveness. The last track, " Alive," seems about gelling out of this place I , it's best that on "J to tha full of radio-ready singles. Jerkins' Anyways got a lot of spare time I Some greatly anticipated in the U.K. after Toward the end of the album, the tacked on and unfitting. Its cheesy L-0 ! The Remjxes,.. JLo is just about reworking of "If You Had My Love" of my youth and all of my senses on Elbow's release of two EPs in the past band strays off track with "Corning lyrics are reminiscent of other suppos­ as unreal as it gets. is a highlight get-up-and-dance track, overdrive." year, got the band a nomination for Best Second," whjch i a confusing mix of edly empowering diva-esque ballads As with any remjx album. tills LP while P Diddy's "Feelin' So Good" is British Newcomers at th~s year's Brit redundant noise and constant repetition like Whitney Housten's ''The Greatest Lead vocalist Guy Garvey has a is obviously an example of fulfillment the album's standout in the hip-hop Awards. that lasts for several minutes, losing the Love of All." voice rerninjscent of Coldplay's Chris of contractual obJjgatjon. By necessi­ area. Apparently, J.Lo and P.Diddy Martin or Radiohead's Thorn Yorke, The band met I0 years ago while listener in the process. Lopez tries to make do without the ty, "J to tha L-0!" provides a much­ still work well together, despite their with rus own sad, cynical twist. attending college and formed a funk The last track. ·'Scattered Black and frill of her collaborators here, once needed home for two of Lopez's tumultuous history as a couple. His amazing vocal range is especial­ band called Soft. After several musical Whites," is the album's saving grace. biggest hits - remixes of 'T m Real'' There are, of course, a few fi ller again reminding the listener that ly evident in songs like ·'Powder Blue,.. transformations, record labels and a Through heart-felt, sentimental lyrics a.nd ·'Ain't it Funny" - which don't tracks that unsurprisingly conform to although J.Lo's ' love don't cost a and a lush musical backdrop, "Asleep thing,· making her music sound pre­ wruch comments on drug culture and name change, Elbow came into being. appear on the original versjon of the formulaic remix. "Let's Get Loud" the co-dependency of two junkies. "Asleep in the Back's" interesting In The Back'' pulls together nicely and "J.Lo." and "Walking On Sunshine" are rid­ sentable surely must require a fortune. shows the potential for Elbow to grow. - Noel Dietrich Garvey manages to make lyric like: arrangements and introspective lyrics But beyond its superficial intent, den with generic house rhythms that "I'm proud to be the one you hold when proves the band has something a Little - Melissa McEvoy 'Sunrise:' a romantic masterpiece for Gen X THE PRICE Of~ ,.. FAME " Before Sunrise" As Celine says, "it sounds like a male by Kitt Parker Written by Richard Linklater & Kim fantasy - meet a French g irl on the train , Krizan fuck her and never ee her again ." But that's When most peOple get manied. Directed by Richard Linklater certainl y not the case. " Before Sunrise" is a they want to shout it from tbe rooftops. but pop star ...... , did 1995 deceptively s imple meditation on the reali­ "Before Sunrise" stands as Generation ties of love that feels so authentic, it's not want to be like other people. Sbe announced laSt week tbat sbe.was X ' s best love story and ranks among the almost like watching a documentary . greatest romantic fi lms of all time. Filled There is a wonderful moment where Jesse married this previous summer to with wit, philosophical musings and actual and Celine share a li stening buoth in a producer and songwriter Robert passion absent in most movies in its genre , record store . Celine look at Jesse. then one Smith. 'l"bis makes wonder " Before Sunrise" pro bes the hearts and immediately averts her eyes when he looks wbetber or not she was trying_to be minds of two hopeless romantics. at her to avoid being caught. Jesse does the Janet Jackson, but just couldn't~ Jesse (Ethan Hawke) and Celine (Julie same when Celine notices him glanc ing at Ia secret long. as Delpy) meet quite by chance on a train trav­ her. In another scene, Jesse re luctantly eling through Europe. Jesse's destination is restrains himself from brushing away a stray be enteitaining Two ·highly outspoken rnusiclan$ What could more Vienna, where he will catch a plane back to lock of hair from Celine's face. than superstars talking about sex? In have decided 10 become television America the next day. Celine is returning to Director Richard Linklater ("Slacker," the new issue of US Weekly maga- a.rs. O;rly O...O.ae and MaWer Paris for classes at Sorbonne. They begin ·'Waking Life") pe rfectly captures the zine, such stars as Blly Joel, P am OOlh waddog on new TV flirting on the train, fi rst with stolen glances embarrassment and awkward stage when .JeuaWer ADisllal, Brad Pitt and shows for this spring. "'The and the n through stimulating conversation. two people are fa lling in love but can't quite A..,'b.Jaliediscusssomc,pflheir Osboumes" will pmniae Maroh 5 When the tra.in arri ves in Vienna, Jesse con­ admit it to themselves. A lesser fi lmmaker sexual enoounters. Pop Princess · ~MTV.nteJ;talit)'sboWwilloffer vinces Celine to spend the day with him would waste these te nder moments by hav­ Brltaey s,e.n also joins in and dis- a peek inside the Osboonles' .house . wandering through the city. ing the c haracters consummate their love the subject of in Angeles. . cusses sex even LoS They come across actors, poets and palm then and there. Fortunately , Li nklater though she .is a self~essed virgin. , MastrZPis woddng.aa a pilot for the reade rs. They ta lk about their families, rela­ exhibits restraint and uses those stole n NickeJoden tided ..Pieces of tionships, time travel and the problems of glances as the cornerstone for some thing In other Spears news, Don Joha Puzzle." The show will tie a new re incarnation and reveal personal secrets by infinite ly more heartbreaking and real. is hoping to cast her i11 his next spin on the '70s sitcam ''The video, which will be the sequel to his Partridge. Family." Master P's son having imaginary telephone conversations. " Before Sunri se" is a bittersweet poem to They drink coffee, ride a ferris wheel (the the blossoming of love, filled with h op~ , latest video "This Train Don't Stop Ul' Romeo will also appear on the Here Anymore" which just happens same one featured in "The Third Man") , sincerity and that most fragile flower - episode. visit a cathedral at midnight and spend the possibility. to star her boyfriend Justiu night together in the park. All the while their "1\vo thumbs up: 11mberlake. - Clarke Speich er attraction for one anothe r grows. -, r.lcl ..: Eben

Quote RTHERE of the Week "The other weekend I "The less I think about happines , and more gooder." The history of skiing the happier I am ... Aerosmith 's Steven Tl'ler, was outside the Stone Actress Cate Blallchell. Glamour. Rolling Stone. Feb. 28. i 002 Balloon and got to see The 14th Winter Olympics com­ skis in 1850 to enable the skier to tum Februarv 2002 some gins peeing right menced this weekend, and as many and control the skis, the International "The struggle for e legance and beauty caused me di stress ... out in the open. I thought choose to cheer on their favorite ath­ Skiing History As ociation writes. 'Today, there is only one fashion Retired desig11er Yves Saint that was oool." lete in various ports. orne may T he Swedish introduced cross­ ru le: Be true to you." Laure111 , People. Feb. II, 2002 wonder where these sports originated. country skiing to the United States, as Fashion editor of Vogue. Harper.'s Nick Dungan, The Review, For the next few installments of '·For a form of transportation across large Ba::.aar and The Nell' York Time~ Feb. 8, 2002 "People stop me in the mall and the Record .'' the history behind ever­ open areas. according to the Histor y of Maga::.ine, also Old Nm•y spokes­ Skiing in The New England Web site. IVOman who died No1'. 12, 200 I. ay. ·My dog is named Rosie.' I a( Winter Olympic sports will be guess I am supposed to be Oat­ The orske Ski Club in Berlin , Glamour. February 2002 explained. tered.'' 'Lady and the Tramp' thing. I al. o Skiing dates back to 2500 B.C., .H., was the fiLl modem U.S. ski rented ·oumbo' today. You know, / THE REVIEW I Laura Kuhn "It 's kind of like looking back on Rosie 0 'Dm111ell. on the popularity according to SkiCentral.com. The first club. orwegians in the area created sometimes you just want to see an your eighth-grade where of Iter name for pets. 10 guest ski were made of animal bones and the club in 1882. and it is the oldest ski Fahnestock. .Y .. the ISHA writes. ph o t ~s. you thought you looked really rad. Wendie Malick. elephant ny. Anyway. I hope I did­ functioned as a type of snowshoe. club in the country wi th a continuous The resort soon became the first to and you're like. 'Eew. the feathered "The Rosie O'Don11ell Show." n't sound like a serious idiot. Bye!" Plant vines. animal skins and leather hi tory. accord ing to the ISHA. make snow on a regular basis. hair and acid-washed jeans.· .. People. Feb. II. 2002 Comedian Chris Kaua11 as told w The first chai rlifts were introduced The Third Winter Games, held in were used to fasten the bones to the Je 11·el 0 11 listeni11g to Iter older ./err/ Brunner 11·ho called the actor in 1936. Jim Curran. an engineer for Garmisch. Germany in 1936. hosted . at random for a H·eek. In Style. feet. creating a ski-like snowshoe. 1rork. Rolling Stone. Feb. 28. 2002 " I spent the day doing the usual ... the Uni on Pacific Railroad. built the the fir t alpine skiing events. which In 172 1. the orwegian arm y Starbucks. phone calls. and dinner Fehman· 2002 first chairlift at Sun Val ley. Calif .. included slalom race courses and formed the fir~t formal ·'ski compa­ "We've always been a band that's at a friend 's house. She serves great downhi ll events. according to the ny." according to the ISHA. pasta with marinara. I didn' t cut m - compiled by S usanne Sullimn The first artificial snow was made ISHA. ~ been obsessed with being good. Sondre ordheim . of Morgedal bigger and better and more better spaghetti because I li ke to do the Telemark. attached a heel strap to the in 1952 at Grossinger's Resort in - Susanne Sullivan

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..l'umc \\ ith l ts·· Wmk It Out" ( 199X) wa~ forgettable. fun!.. !!Uitar lick'> . The Chemical Bmthers '' hilc ·· urrentkr" ( Jl)t)9 ) \\'ent relati\'e- Pl.'t~hap:-. th e clo~c't thing to intlll\"a­ .\!'>t ral\\ crks/ Frecst~ lc Oust 1\ unnoticed h\ American critic' and tion i' "1\1) Ela~tit: E)l' ... a nw,ic-ho.\ Rating: ,'( ~'( ,'( tiancc floor'> alile. cle~pite the hig name mi' of drum - n - ha~~ and ~p iralin g 'ncab. pull of collaborator~ Mi~~y Elliot. ocl Lon!!t i me Chemica I collaborator Beth ( l) l, , ( ) Gallagher and Bobby G i llc!:>pic. Orton pro' ide~ the inc' itable comcdm~ n I J J. (J ow. focus on "Come With ~:· the with her Dido - e~que eric~ on "' The State Brother~ latest cflorl to buy ~ome ~pace We.re In:· a di~appointing song when on dance floors currently owned by the compared to her prc,·ious o!Tcring~. cptunc:-.. Timbaland and Jennifer "Denmark'" ha~ the best chance~ of Lopc1. . getting club play. if only for the groov­ BY 1',\ TRICI\. l·lt\1\F.\' The title track begins the album \\'ith ablc ha~~line rcmini!-.cen t of '"Bloc!.. C ,.,,,,hunnt.: I,,,, string-laden whirls~ over a chorus of Rockin · Beats ... Tom Ro\\ land-. and Ed Simon~ intro­ " Be l~old! They're coining back ... By '"Pioneer Skies.. the alb um i~ wind­ duced their blend of electronica to the Indeed . The Chemial Brother~ didn't in!! down to what <;ott nds like a video States before Fathoy Slim record~ try to reinvent themselves for ··come ga~ne score plted methods of eltro-nccring. the fini~hine touches on the latc!'- t Oasi~ ">hooJ.. di~co:-. aero~~ the !.!lobe with Their sonic output hasn't changed dra­ record. the Chemical Broth ers recruited '"B iod Rodin· Beah.'. a s t~111ning !'-in­ matically. but it still seem~ to breath cx-Venc frontman Richard Ashcroft for g(c from their breaJ..through LP " Di!! new life into a dyin g dance ~ccnc. much '"The Tc~t:· a thrilling trip th at at once Your o,,n Hole'" ( 1997). ~ - like "Exit Planet Dust'" did in 1995. leaves lillie and a lot to the ima~ination. E\'er sincL" . hO\\C\er. the relca~e ~ '"It Began in Afrika.. is a brutal attack .. You knOll' I almosr losr Ill\" ~nind I I from the Chem~ IHl\ c had the same brief on the ea~rs. combining deep bas~. bongo couldn'r explain the thiiiRS /'t·e seen I ">hclf life a-. many other imported dance drum~ and electronic whistles. Bur noll· I think /'1·e seen the light I Did act\. Thou!!h the Chemical Brothers arc I pass the acid test? .. The rcmi\ itlhum " Brothers Gonna prc~um <~bly clone with. erm. '" chemical '"Come With s'" i~ n·t a disco-break- experimentation:· the speed beats of ing . dance rloor pileup or a record. but '"Galaxy Bounce .. and th e comatose the Chemical Brother have pro eel the The Gist of It ·· Hoops'" do little to refute the notion potency or their con~i~tently numbing that much of acid/house/trance mu ic is c lcctron ic cocktai I. ·~'c ','c ~'c ','c ~'c T he brothers Grimm inspired by disco drugs. ·}c','c ','( · ~'c The Brothers Karamazov The first single. ··star Guitar:· con­ Parrick Haner is a conrrihuting ediror · ~'c ','( ~'c The Marx brothers tains a ll the essenti als for a tub-thump­ for The Reriell·. Hi.1· past re1·ieH'.\ include ing track: the prolonging buildup. the The Strokes' " Is Thi~ I t:''"(-:..'! -~'! -:..'! -:..'! ) and -e,.'c·-'c The Coen brothers delivery and the fading response. This is Th e A)'(tlanche.l · "Since I Le.fi }'ou"' ·~'c The Baldwin brothers the standout track on the album - a r -~'t: -:..'t: -:..'!1 12). Se/1(/ C0/11 11/ (' nts ((I whooshin g flurry of synthesizers and plwnel"ll! udel.edu.

"J to tha L-0! The Remixes•· this album stretches the boundaries of ·'Asleep In The Back .. the shakes hegin I Sallo11· skinned. swr­ .Jennifer Lopez typiea I dance-beat -m ixed-O\'e r-th in­ Elbow JT e,·ed. blessed in our sin .·· ~!rangely Sonv i\lusic Entertainment. Inc. vocal remixes. Ye . it"s still the same V2 Vlusic Ltd. touching and beautiful. Garvey. the Rating: :.)::.): 112 weak-voiced J .Lo ·inging. but the pro­ :.'c 'r ;.'! 1/2 band·-. ~ole l yrici~t. 'ings most!) about For someone who so \'ehemently duction contributes an element to her ··Asleep In The Back ... the debut lo\'e - celebrating it in some tracks. attes t ~ to being "real:· Jennifer Lopez· mu ic that her previou. two albums album from Manchester-based quintet mocking it in oth;rs. "Bitten By The '"] to tha L-0! The Remixes .. deviate!'. ),everely lack - substance. Elbow cxprcssc~ raw. honc<.;t emotion Tailfly·· is a good example of the latter: con-,iderabl) from thi~ a~~cnion. ot a Although Lopez barely lifts a fin­ through expetimental progre:-~i\e rod.. . .. I'm .fit// of 11·it and chimlry I Ul1lil bad thin!! in this case. ger. Rodney Jerkins and P. Oiddy. In almo),t everv ~on!!. Elbo\\" infu-;e.., you'n • t:il·en in w me ... After~a ll. let"s con~ider who we're some of the best hired hands in the a wide ,·ariety of instillments. From In the se\'cn-minutc track. talkin!! about - thi~ isn't ~orne talent­ music business. sharpen up her tracks. French hom to cello to \\'inc !!lasses. .. cwborn :· Garvey rums around and ed pc~former whose . ongs are massa­ They add to the focu · of her Latin hip­ with distOtted guitars and piano ~ . UtTcndcrs himself to his lo,·ed one. cred with canned dance beat~ to be hop and R&B stylings that usually fall The open ing ~ong... n~ Da~ 0'' . pledging (0\·e until death: .. (f.mu hold ~old to unsu~pected fan~ not once. but shon of strikin!!. Guest anists Ja Rule !!iYc~ the album a strong 'tan and hrin!!~ me like a nell"hom I I \'hi.IIJl'r 1rlwt rou twice. When one is ~uch an unremark­ and Fat Joe . an~on!! otheb. al o add to aPink FlO) d quality with the band"' LI~C feel t ,\h hadly .\lrtlllg declararion w able ~ in gcr (think la ~ t )L'ar ·~ cmbar­ the thickness of h~· tracks. of or!!.an~ and ,·ocal harmonics during Hill }'ou"/1 .1/}l'JUI Ilte end ofyour dm·s do nothing for tracb with no redeem­ diflercnt to offer the rock/pop genre. but ra. \ing performance at the MT Beside), the unforQettable ·Tm the c-ho111s: "Anr dar 1/011" Hmr \ .1milin!{ like a ne1rbom . ., ing qualities to begin '' ith. lack), O\'erall polish and cohcsivcnc. s. Video Music ward~) and a ~ ub- par Real.. remix . ··J to tha C-O! .. is chock abo111 gelling (na (lf 1hi.1 place .. A~Iccp In The Back ... which wa~ The Ia. t track. "Aii,·e ... ~eems Toward the end of the album . the !>On!!writcr. it"), be),t that on ··J to tha full of radio-ready singles. Jerkin),· An_nray.1 gm a lm of spare time I Some greatly anticipated in the .K. after tacked on and unfitting. Its cheesy band ~trays off track \\'ilh '"Coming L-0! The Remixes:· J .Lo i~ just about reworking of '" If You Had My Love·· l!{ my rowh and all t~f mr senses 011 Elbow's relee. a fC\\ riller 1) e' i<..lent in :-.ong!'- like .. Powder Blue:· tran~l"otmation~. record labcb and a ahhough J .Lo·~ -·Jo,e don't co~t a and a lush ml"ieal backdrop. "A~Ieep an((·A in "t it Funn) ·· - ' hich don't tracks that unsurprisingl~ conrorm to which commems on dtu!! culture and name chan!!e. Elbow came into bcin!!. thing.'~ making her mu),ic sound pre­ appear on the original ver·ion of the formulai c remix . '"Ler·s Get Loud·· the co-dependency of two junkies. '"Asleep~ in the Back·s·· intercst~1g In The Back'" pulls together nicely and sentable surely must requi re a fonune. shows the potential for Elbow to grow. .. J.Lo ... and ··walking On Sunshine" arc rid­ Gan·ey manages to make lyric~ like: atTangemcms and imrospcctive lyrics - Noel Dietrich - Melissa McEvoy But beyond it ~ superficial intent. den wi th generic hou e rhythms that "'f"m proud to he the one wnt hold H'hm pro\'es the band has something a little

THE PRICE OF FAME 'Sunrise:' a romantic masterpiece for Gen X ·'Before Sunrise.. As Celine sa\'s. '"it sounds like a male by Kitt Parker Written bv Richard Linklater & Kim fantasy - meet' a French girl on the train. Krizan · fuck her and nc\'er ::.ee her again ... But that · ~ After performing a very emotion­ When most people get manied, Directed bv Richard Linklater certainly not the case. ··Before Sunrise" is a they want to shout it from the al Sept. 11 tribute at this year's 1995 . decepti,·ely ~imple meditation on the reali­ rooftops, but pop star Brandy did Super Bowl, Ul"s front man Bono '"Before Sunrise·· stands as Generation ti es of Jo, e that feeb so authentic. it's not want to be like other people. She wjll be honored for his charitable x· be~t love story and ranks among th e almost like watching a documentary. announced last week that she was work in an event titled "Love Rocks: Qreatest romantic films of all time. Fil led There is a \\'Onderful moment where Jesse Celebrating tl1e Biggest Hearts in married this previous summer to ~vith wit. philosophical musings and actual and Celine 'ihare a listening booth in a producer and songwriter Robert Entertainment" which is being orga­ passion absent in mo:..t lllL)\'ies in its genre. record . tore . Cclinc looks ,;t Jesse. then Smith. This makes one wonder nized by the Entertainment lndustry ··Before Sunrise .. probe~ the hearts and immediately a\·crts her eye~ \\'hen he looks whether or not she was trying_to be Foundation. REM., No Doubt and minds of two hopeless romantic~ . at her to a,·oid bcin!! caught. Jesse does the Drew Carey will be on hand to Janet Jackson, but just couldn't keep Jesse (Eth an Hawke) and Celinc (Julie same when Cclinc ~l>tie;s him !!lancin!! at her secret as long. honor Bono. Delpy) meet quite by chance on a train tra\'­ her. In another scene. Jesse ~elucta~tlv eling through Europe. Jcssc·s destination is restrains himself from brushing away a stray What could be more entertaining Two hlghly outspoken musicians Vi enna. where he ,,·ill catch a plane back to lock of hair from Ccline·s face. than superstars talking about sex? In have decided to become television America the next da). Celine is returning to Director Richard Linklater ("Slacker:· the new i ue of US Weekly maga­ stars. and Master Paris for cla~scs at Sorbonne. Thcv be!!.in "Waking Life") perfect!) captures the zine, sucb stars as Billy Joel, P are both working on new TV flirt in!! on the train. first with stolen -!! lan ~es embarrassment and a\\ J.. \\'ard ~ta!!e when Jellllifer Aniston, Brad Pitt and shows for this spring. "The and then thrnu!!h stimulatin!! eo nvc~sation. two people are falling in Jo,·e but c<;n·t qui te Angelina Jolle discuss some of their Osbournes" will premiere March 5 Wh en the train :trri,·cs in ic~1na. Jesse con­ admit it to them~eh · e:-. . r\ lc~~er filmmaker sexual encounters. Pop Prince on MTV. The reality show will offer vinces Cclinc to spend the day with him \\'Ould ,,·aste these tender momenh by ha\'­ Britney Spears also joins in and dis­ a peek inside ' bouse wandering through the city. in!! the c hara cter~ con'>umma tL" their love cusses the subject of sex even in Los Angeles. They come across actors. poets and palm th ~n and there. Fortunately. Linklater though she is a self-confessed virgin. Master P is working on a pilot for readers. They talk about their fami lies. rela­ exhibits t"C\lraint and u~e~ those stolen Nickeloden titled "Pieces of the tionship~. time tnnel and the problems of g l ance~ a~ the corner">tone for ">Omcthin!! In other Spears news, Elton John Puzzle." The show will be a new reincarnation and rc\'cal personal secrets by infinit ely more heartbreaking and real . ~ is hoping to cast her in his next spin on the '70s sitcom "The ha\'ing imaginary telephone conversations. '" Before Sunri'e .. i~ a bittcr ~ wect poem to video. which will be the sequel to his P.artridge Family." Master P"s son They drink coffee . ride a ferris wheel (the the b l o~soming of 10\e. filled with hope. latest video "This Train Don't Stop Lil' Romeo will also appear on the . amc one featured in '"The Third Man'") . ~inceri tv and that mo't fragile rlower - Here Anymore" which just happens episode. \'i~it a cathedral at midnight and spend the possibility. to star her boyfriend Justin night together in the park. All the \\'hilc their - Clarke Speicher "1\\'0 thun1b~ up:· Timberlake. attraction for one another grow~. "' h{ ' 1 ' • t

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BY KITT PARKER 3. Be lazy. 7. Go to Trabant. A'isisUmt Entertaimrrem Etlitor If going out is not an option, stay in pajamas What better movie to watch on this roman­ With Valentine' s Day approaching as all day. J u.st remember there are still classes. tic night than "Sleepless in Seattle." Gather up quickly as that first exam of Spring Semester, Sit in front of the television eating candy and buddies or go alone - either way there are Jove seems to be in the air. Every store on Main anything else that looks tasty. There is no law sure to be fellow eligible students there to Street is decorated wit~ red and pink hearts, that says this holiday can't be an excuse to do enjoy the movie with. The film shows at 7:30 }. making it look as if the street has been hosed nothing. lf being alone gets old, invite other p.m., and admission is only $1. Even if this '· !' down with Pepto Bismol. single friends over and watch TV, eat ice "chick flick" is not a favorite, it is a great place / 1"\\~ Those fortunate enough to have significant cream or drink beer and have an all-out discus­ to pick up a date. Tum on the charm and hope 1T-\ \S \S others to spend the holiday with are rushing sion of the opposite sex. for the best the night can offer. f>fi:Sl VAL.:eNT\~ 'S around figuring out what gifts to get and how 4. Spend time with the family. 8. Engage in a little cybersex. to spend the most romantic hoi iday of the year. Some may find this idea disturbing, but face !)~ T;\QF; R y When feeling down, what makes most peo­ .;:;;:.-ZS!=-~ What about the students who find themselves ple happier than their family? If the family it: it's out there, so somebody must enjoy it. Go alone? What are they to do? lives close by, surprise them with a visit. They into a chat room and even if cybersex is not a Rest assured - the day won' t be a total would love to have their college student home top priority, find someone to talk to about life, waste. There are things to do when you are sin­ regardless of the reason. If none of your fami­ Jove and lust. Just remember, when venturing gle, and here are 10 great ways to romance the ly lives within driving distance, call them up into the numerous chat rooms the Internet has night away if you fmd yourself without a lover. and have a nice long heart-to-heart talk about to offer, there are dangerous people in cyber anything and everything. Just remember to land. So keep it legal and safe. No one wants to 1. Wake up in a good mood. remain in a good mood throughout the conver­ end up on the 6 o'clock news. If you happen to be single on this joyous sation - even when the family begins to nag. 9. Watch pm:n. day, don't be depressed. Wear pink and red 5. Go out to eat with a big group of Even though being single may mean no colors with pride, and always have a smile on friends. lovemaking, that doesn' t mean pornography is that face - even if the sight of couples kissing Dress in nice clothes and go to a restaurant out of the question. Either watch it alone or in front of Memorial Hall is disgusts you. Not with all those friends who have drifted away with friends. If more daring than others, rent everyone is miserable on this day, so don't be throughout the years. What could be more fun the Tommy Lee and Pam Anderso~ videp, in a bad mood and ruin their day too. When fel­ than time with those closest to you? If the cho­ which may be worth watching regardless of the low students approach you, look them in the sen restaurant happens to contain many cou­ date. eye and wish them a happy Valeri tine's Day. ples dining, make fun of them quietly at your 10. Play with grown-up toys. Maybe they are feeling depressed too, and your table. As petty as it is, laughing and making Belonging to the single population is not an greeting may just cheer them up. jokes at those lucky lovers' expense always has excuse not to get your kicks off. This sugges­ 2. Send yourself gifts. a way of making people feel a tiny bit better. tion can either be part of No. 9 or done entire­ If no presents are corning your way this Feb. 6. Go out to a bar. ly on its own. Go down to the local sex shop, 14, that doesn't mean the holiday should go After that nice meal with friends, don't get all the gadgets a person could dream of and giftless. Be daring. Send yourself flowers and waste a perfectly good evening going home. go to town. Just because there is no significant candy. Even if the flowers aren't sent from a Go to·one of the many bars in town and party other nearby does not mean you are not entitled special someone., you can still enjoy them and hard. Being single is no excuse not to have fun. to a little satisfaction. lie about where they came from. Maybe some­ If having a Valentine is everything, look Pick one of the above options or get cre­ one will notice them and decide to get his or around the bar and find someone to give that ative. Just remember that not having a sweet­ ~ - her butt in gear and ask you out on a date. If honor to. Maybe that special someone at the . heart is no reason to be unhappy on this that doesn' t happen, there is always potpourri bar will tum into the perfect person to spend Valentine's Day. THE REVIEW I John Cheong to be made days later. the night with. · Adult films lack love and romance

continued from B 1 before - ·expressed disgust over foul scenarios that featured woinen as nothing more than bang pieces for ups commissioned me to explore said possibility. pony-tailed huffing goons. The natural first port along my adventure toward It was her disgust, in tum, which inspired my rejec­ romantic revelation began with a rumor. Word had it tion of porn as a holiday aphrodisiac. It prompted me that an adult fantasy haven lay somewhere along Rt. 4, to accept porn as the anti-Viagara (like some guys just before Christiana Hospital. Along with two fellow don't have enough trouble getting it up) with naughty editors, I followed the aforementioned buzz and hap­ footage of 18-year-olds being solicited to strangers in pened upon one, not more than 15 minutes from cam­ white vans. And that's what there is to look forward pus. to. My companions asked that their identities remain If you've been tracking my progress so far - as to anonymous, so we'll just refer to Clarke as Straight how successfully I'm proving that pornos nurture Guy 2 (because I'm Straight Guy 1) and Connie as good romance, which in tum breeds a blissful accor­ Chick. That makes the three of us, two Straight Guys dance between lovers- you'll realize that I've gotten and a Chick, purchasing pornography for the sake of nowhere. educational enlightenment (that is, the reader's But I'm a stubborn bastani, a guy with no plans for enlightenment; also note, The Review is free and V -Day and too much of a dude to admit that porn is wouldn't dare charge you 20 grand per year for its not the answer to everything. I am determined to find knowledge). · anything I can to relate 'That '69 Show," Jerry . The two Straight Guys and a Chick walk into the Springer's talk show, healthy relationships, naughty adult's Toys 'R' Us, and after quickly Valentine's Day, and my friend Bernie's obsession exchanging our novice college-student faces for more with labeling me the quintessential homosexual.· : experienced, mature visages, we ask the gent by the ,door to direct us to the video section. Part 4: Back in the game . - . · Oddly, the pomos were shelved away in a room the I sought the advice of a pal from back home, : size of a double closet, tucked away at the back of the Bernie, out of the Bronx. Bernie has been with his cur- · store and just around a comer. We found the store's rent girlfriend for more than two years. Despite having : selection to be pretty adequate: they had the classics met under peculiar circumstances, the two lead what I : - "Deep Throat" (uh huh, one through seven) and consider a very fair and amicable relationship - he . 'The Devil in Ms. Jones," among others - plus a brings home the bacon, affording the studio they bpth : myriad of new material, including an entire bottom share in the Bronx, and she does his laundry. shelf devoted to midget porn. Bridget Powerz ·aka I met Bernie in high : Bridget the Midget's school. He had been sent · mug graced the pack- over from South Central : ages of many cereal Los Angeles by his mom : box-proportioned video to complete a year of . cases, too. military school in upstate · With maybe a thou­ New York. I remember · sand flicks · to choose "U only need porn if .him as an edgy white boy : frQm, the two Straight who wears Carhartt jeans · Guys and a Chick your girl is ugly. If twice his waist size and : l:x!came insecure, unable · shell-toe black Nikes · to decide which two your girl isn't ugly then· with fat white laces. · films The Review would But Bernie's a cool : later reimburse us for. u don't need it." dude, and every now .and · Do we go for a classic again we take some : such as "Debbie Does moments to catch up · Dallas," or opt for a - as stated in an Instant Message from editor's with each other. I ask : more recent sexual pic­ insightful acquaintance Bernie him about stuff, and he · torial like " Anal asks me about other : Mayhem?" stuff. In the course of a · Silently, I made the phone call, I'd say we : decision not to bother cover a lot of ground. : one couple, also seeking However, the extent of· out "video assistance," our friendship isn't just : by asking their advice on what to pick. Instead I hus­ stuff-based. Sometimes one or the other needs advice, · tle back to the front of the store and ask Gent by the and because we have this ability to talk about all kinds door for help in choosing the most recent and popular, of stuff, he's the kind of guy I can go to when I need either gonzo or plot-based, pornographic video in the help with the most important stuff - such as relating · joint. video porn to romance. Gent slides one finger across a row of films pro­ I caught up with Bernie on Instant Messenger duced by a company named '"Wicked," and when I Friday afternoon. When he lMed me, I was working again·request_the most unique or popular video avail­ diligently on this very piece and he inquired about my able,' lie gives me this look that I interpret as, "You next expose. "What're u writing your article on?" he know they're all the same," right before he tells me, types in all capitals. "They're all the same." I write back, "I'm supposed to link watching porn Within 10 minutes, we're at the register, with with romance." The only reason I brought Bernie, Straight Guy I sliding out his debit card to cover the who uses the moniker "BigOIPimp," into this was $40 cost of two pomos. We yuck it up with the Gent because I thought, perchance, he might have some­ that assisted us moments before, he wishes us happy thing valuable to add, considering that his relationship trails and we bounce to Chick's Maxima with our isn't exactly conventional (he met his current sweety booty - "Devil's Blackjack" and "That '69 Show:· in an Arneri.ca Online chatroom). Assuredly his first response is that I should use my Part 3: Revelations "expertise in gay porn to contribute to the article." It might've only taken the first of four "shagali­ Bernie has this remarkable ability to take anything cious1' hours of "That '69 Show" and 30 minutes of with an iota of seriousness and convolute it by making "Devil's Blackjack" before we came to our conclusion a gay joke. about the impact of porn on romance. · He's no _help wha~s~ver , but he continues. "U only It takes ·a special individual, we determined, to look need porn 1f your g1rl IS ugly. If your girl isn't ugly to video porn for romantic supervision, especially if then u don't need it." Cl~ly not_the most insightful you're a maker of love and you intend to reference a character on my Buddy L1st. gemus-boy finishes the festival of poke-aholics detachedly humping and job as typically as he started. pumping each other as your Valentine's Day inspira­ '·Unless you· ve been together for more than six tion. (Those of you who do dig this stuff, don't you months, in which case its always fun to look at some feel dirty now? Ew.) more punani.'' Straight Guy 4, who appeared amused at times by Godammit. ."ve retum~d to nowhere; come so far segments of "That '69 Show" looks immediately ~d yet my pomt bang~ w1~ the tlaccid impact of an uninterested with "Devil's Blackjack." Str.tight Guy Impotent geezer. There s st1 ll a chance of respite in the 2, an ardent movie buff, keeps high standards for all co":lforti~g knowledge that eve11; episode of "Jerry films he watches, even in the case of pomogmphy. Sp':!nger· comespacka~~d With h_1~ ·_Fmal Thought." "'The Devil in Ms. Jones' has a really good begin­ If the love IS real. · the pohllc•an-tumed-trash ning and end," he tells me moments before he slides talk show host says, "the heart will go where it w~r off his seat and almost out a second-story window. to go:' which is fine so long a~ it doesn't lead you~ Chick, who amused the group during " '69'' with the backroom of an adult fanatsy shop on Rt. 4 ju·t fresh comments like "She has big boobs," later would moments before Christiana HospitaL · s only comment with "gross" in response to her reac­ tion. Chick - who had also never watched a porno 83 . THE KEVIEW . h:hruary 12.2002 Rduice for the dateless in Newarl<

HY KITf I'AKKEK 3. He lazy. 7. Go to Tralmnt. If going out i ~ not an opt ion. stay in paja m a~ What better movie to watch on this roman­ \\'ith \'alcntinc·s Day approaching as all day. Just remember then; an.:: still dasses. tic ni ght than .. Sleepless in Seattle:· Gather up qui ~: J..Iy a~ that fiN exam o r pring Scm e~tcr. Sit in front of the t e l ev i ~ion eating candy and buddies or go alone - ei ther way there arc lm e ~ccm-.. to be in the air. Every store on Main anything c l ~e that looh tasty. There is no law sure to be fellow cli!!. iblc students there to Stre~·t i~ decorated wit~l red and pi nk hcar1s. that says this holiday can·t be an excuse to tlo enjoy the movie with. T he film shows at 7:30 / rnakin!! it look as if the street ha~ been hosed noth in!.!. If bcin !.! alone !!CIS old. invit e other p.m .. and admission is only $ 1. Even if this down ~, · ith Pcpto Bismnl. sin!.!lc ~ fri ends t~ve r anl watch TV. cat icc .. chick llick.. is not a favorite. it is a great place Tho-..c fortu nate cnou!!l1 to have si!.! ni ficant cre~nn or drink beer and have an all-out discus­ to pick up a date. Turn on the chann and hope other~ to ~pend the holillay with arc~ rushing sion of the opposite sex. for the best the ni ght can offer. around li!.!uring out what gi ft s to !.!Ct and how ~-Spend time with the family. 8. Engage in a little cyhcrscx. to ~pend tl1c mZJst rnmant it? hoi icht)-; of the year. When fccl in !.! down. what makes most peo­ Some may fi nd this idea disturbing. but face What about the students who lind themselves ple happier th ;~n their famiJy"7 If the family it: it ·s out there. so somebody must enjoy it. Go alone? What arc they to do? li ves close by. surprise them with a visit. They into a chat room and even if cybersex is not a Rc~t a~~ured - the day won ·t be a total would love to have their coll e!.!e student home top priority. find someone to talk to about life. waste. There arc things to do when you arc sin­ regardless of the reason. If none of your fami ­ love and lust. Just remember. when venturing gle. and here are I 0 great ways to romance the ly lives within dri ving distance. call them up into the numerous chat rooms the Internet ha; night away if you fi.nd yourself without a kwcr. and have a nice long heart-to-heart talk about to offer. there arc dangerous people in cyber anything and everything. Just remember to land. So keep it legal and safe. No one wants to I. Wake up in a good mood. remain in a good mood throughout the conver­ end up on the 6 o·clock news. If )OU happen to be sing le on this joyous sati on - even when the family begins to nag. 9. Watch porn. day. don·t be depressed. Wear pink and red 5. Go out to eat with a big group of Even though being single may mean no colors with pride. and always have a smi le on friends. lovemaking. that doesn' t mean pornography is that face - even if the sight of w uples kissing Dress in nice clothes and go to a restaurant out of the question. Either watch it alone or in front of Memorial Hall is disgusts you. ot with all those friends who have drifted away with friends. If more daring than others. rent everyone is miserable on this day. so don't be throughout the years. What could be more fun the Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson. videp. in a bad mood and ruin their day too. When fel­ than time with those closest to you? If the cho­ which may be wonh watching regardless of the low students approach you. look them in the sen restaurant happens to contain many cou­ date. eye and wish them a happy Valentine·s Day. ples dining. make fun of them quietly at your 10. Play with grown-up toys. Maybe they are feeling depressed too. and your table. As petty as it is. laughing and making Belonging to the ingle population is not an greeting may ju ·t cheer them up. jokes at those lucky lovers· expense always has excuse not to get your kicks off. This sugges­ 2. Send yourself gifts. a way of making people feel a tiny bit better. tion can either be part of No.9 or done entire­ If no presents arc coming your way this Feb. 6. Go out to a bar. ly on its own. Go down to the local sex shop. 14. that doesn' t mean the holiday should go After that nice meal with friends. don ·t get all the gadgets a person could dream of and giftless. Be daring. Send yourself flowers and waste a perfectly good evening going home. go to town. Just because there is no significant candy. Even if the flowers aren' t sent from a Go to one of the many bars in town and party other nearby does not mean you are not entitled special someone. you can still enjoy them and hard. Being single is no excuse not to have fun. to a little satisfaction. lie about where they came from. Maybe some­ If h av in g~ a Valentine is everything. look Pick one of the above options or get cre­ one will notice them and decide to get hjs or around the bar and find someone to give that ative. Just remember that not having a sweet­ her butt in gear and ask you out on a date. If honor to. Maybe that special someone at the heart is no reason to be unhappy on this that doesn't happen. there is always potpourri bar will tum into the perfect person to spend Valentine's Day. Ti l E REVIE\ I John Cheong I : to be made days later. the night with. Adult films lack love and romance

continued from B I before - expressed disgust over foul scenarios that featured women as nothing more than bang pieces for ups commissioned me to explore said possibility. pony-tailed huffing goons. The natural fi rst port along my adventure toward It wa~ her disgust. in tum. which inspired my rejec­ romantic revelation began with a rumor. Word had it tion of porn as a holiday aphrodisiac. It prompted me that an adult fantasy ha~e n lay somewhere along Rt. 4. to accept porn as the anti-Viagam (like some guys just before Christiana Hospital. Along with two fellow don't have enough trouble getting it up) with naughty editors. I followed ihe aforementioned buzz and hap­ footage of 18-year-olds being solicited to strangers in pened upon one, not more than 15 minutes from cam­ white vans. And that's what there is to look forward pus. to. My companions asked that their identities re main If you· ve been trac king my progress so far - as to anonymous. so we·ll just refer to Clarke a Straight how successfully I'm proving that pomos nurture Guy 2 (because I'm Straight Guy I) and Connie as good romance. which in turn breeds a b l i~-;ful accor­ Chick. That makes the three of us. two Straight Guys dance between lovers- you·ll realiLe that r ve gotten and a Chick. purchasing pornography for the sake of nowhere. educational enlightenment (that is. the reader·s But I'm a stubborn bastard, a guy with no plans for enlightenment: alSo note. The Review is free and V-Day and too much of a dude to admit that porn is wotildn 't dare charge you 20 grand per year for its not the answer to everything. I am detem1ined to find knowledge). anything I can to relate .. That ·69 Show;· Jerry The t~o Straight Guys and a Chick walk into the Springer·s talk show. healthy relationships. naughty adult's Toys ' R' Us. and after quickly Valentine's Day. and my friend Bernie's obsession exchanging our novice college-student faces for more with labeling me the quintessential homosexual. experienced, mature visages. we ask the gent by the .door to direct us to the video section. Part 4: Back in the game 1liE REVIEW/Rob Mcleui Oddly. the pomos were shelved away in a room the I sought the ad vice of a pal from back home. ''The Vagina Monologues," a play that celebratet women and their bodies, will be performed size of a double closet, tucked away at the back of the Bernie, out of the Bronx. Bernie has been with his cur· Valentine's Day at 8 p.m. in MitcheU HaD. This year's production involves 32 women. store and just around a comer. We found the store·s rent girl friend for more than two years. Despite having selection to be pretty adequate: they had the classics met under peculiar circumstances. the two lead what I - ·'Deep Throat" (uh huh , one through seven) and con ider a very fair and amicable relationship - he .. The Devil in Ms. Jones:· among others - plus a brings home the bacon. affording the studio they bolh myriad of new material. including an entire bottom share in the Bronx.and she does his laundry. shelf devoted to midget porn . Bridget Powerz aka I met Bernie in high Bridget the Midget' school. He had been sent JMonplogues' Celebrate women mug graced the pack- over from South Cent ml ages of many cereal Los Angeles by his mom box-proportioned video to complete a year of cases. too. military school in upstate BY BONNIE WAiqUNGTO~ women's bOdies. With maybe a thou­ New York . I remember EntertoinltM'rrt E.ilitor "J also think it's important to be involved in order io cele­ sand flicks to choose "U only need porn if him as an edgy white boy Whoever said flowers, chocolates and sexy dates are all brate women of all sizes, shapes, colors. So much in our C\11-. from , the two Straight requirements for Valentine's Day, obviously forgot to inform who wears Carhartt jeans ture is woman hating and encourages women to hate their bod­ Guys and a Chick your girl is ugly. If twice his waist size and one group of women at the university. ies, and I think the ''Fhe Vagina Monologues' works to c.om­ became insecure. unable shell-toe black ikcs For three years now, they have gathered to perform in "The bat that," she says. to decide which two your girl isn' t ugly then with fat white laces. Vagina Monologues" and spend the day spreading the impor- " It's nice to see such a vastly different group of women get­ films The Review would But Bernie· s a cool tant message of loving yourself instead. · ting together to work on the show. We have people from aU later reimburse us for. u don't need it." dude. and every now and Alumna Laini Weide, coordinator and co-director for "The different majors, states, ethnic groups.·and backgrounds." Do we go for a classic again we take some Vagina Monologues:' says the play is performed on Junior Danielle Zych says that after viewing last year's per­ such as .. Debbie Does moments to catch up Valentine's Day because it celebrates women loving them­ formance, she knew she bad to participate in this year' s pro­ Dallas:· or opt for a - as stated in W I Instant Message from editor 's wi th each other. I ask selves and their bodies. duction. more recent sexual pic­ insightful acquaimance Bemie him about stuff. and he ''[t shows us that we need to sit.back and realize how much "There are so many derogatory things about women said torial like .. Anal asks me about ot her we love ourselves and our body as well as loving others," she tha t gives people a misconception of what they are really Mayhem?"" stuff. In the course of a Silently, I made the says. ' . like," she says. "This play shows how truly beautiful women phone call . I'd say we · "The Vagina Monologues'' will be performed Thursday at decision not to bother cover a lot of ground. : are, and I knew~ had to be apart of something that made me one couple. also seeking 8 p .m . in Mitchell Hall and Friday at 8 p.m. in Perkins Student feel so good." . However. the extent of · out .. video assistance:· our frien d ~ hip isn ·t just : Cl!nter's Rodney Room. Zych says she will be reading the monologue " Hair," which Thls is Weide ' s first year as the coordinator of the event, by asking their advice on what to pick. Instead I hus­ stuff-based. Sometimes one or the other needs advice. is about a womari who goes to a marriage counselor because tle back to the front of the store and ask Gent by the he say , but she has performed in the production for the past and because we have this ability to talk about all k in d~ her husband wants her to shave her pubic hair. door for help in choosing the most recent and popular. of stuff. he·s the kind of guy I can go to when I need three years. She says seeing the play is a great way to celebrate either gonzo or plot-based. pornographic video in the Weide says she has been preparing for the production sjnce help with the most imponant stuff - such a~ relating Valentine's Day. joint. video porn 10 romance. September applying to be sele.cted by the National V- Day ''A lot of people think all fhat women want are gifts," she Gent slides one finger across a row of fi lms pro­ I caught up with Bern ie on Instant 1e~se n ger committee and choosing a local charity to donate proceeds to. says, "but what they really want is for someone to see who duced by a company named "Wicked:· and when I Friday aftemoon. When he I 1ed me. I wa~ working ··we selected the Emmaus HQuse in Ne~ark this year they really are and treat them special. again request the most unique or popular video avai l­ diligentl y on Lhis very piece and he inyuired about my becau e it a~ sists battered women and children," she says. "Women want it to be more of a personal celebration, able. he gives me this look that I interpret as . .. You next e x po~c . .. What're u writing your art icle onT he Welde says 32 women are performing in the production rather than the commercial one that we often celebrate today." know they" re all the same:· right before he tells me. types in all capitals. this year. Sophomore Courtney Tisch, a first-time performer , says ..T hey"re all the same:· I write back. ·-rm ~upposed to link watching pom "1 knew there was going to be a whole new group of she will be reading "Flood," which js about a 72-year-old Within 10 minutes. we·re at the register. wi th with romance:· The only reason I brought Bernie. wome n involved,'' she says. "I wanted to help guide them Strainht Guy I sliding out his debit card to cover 1he who uses the moniker .. BigOIPimp:· into this was woman who feels uncomfortable because cancer has left her "' ~ through the process , so that they can continue the production wjth an uncontrollable sense of sexual stimulation. $40 co~ t of two pomos. We yuck il up with I he Gent because I thought. perchance. he mi ght have some­ in future." · that assisted us moments before. he wis he~ us happy thing valuable 10 add. con~iderin g that hi s relalionshi p The show is both humorous and serious, Tisch says. The trails and we bounce to Chick· s Max ima wit h our There are two new mouologues this year, Weide says. T he audience is going to laugh at how silly it is for women to be i~n · t exactly con"entional (he mel his currem sweety booty - .. Devirs Blackjack·· and .. That ·69 Show:· in an America Onl ine chatrnom) . first monologue , "My Short Skirt," which will be performed so ashamed of their body. but it is also serious because of the Assurcd~y his llr~ l re~pnn ~e i~. th ai I ~ho uld use my by senior Megan McDermott, is about a woman's right to despair women go through. choose her clothing. Part 3: Revelations .. expc 111~c 111 gay porn to contnbute to the article:· "If we can learn to unite. then everyone can learn and over­ It might"ve only taken the first of four ··~ h aga l i ­ "For women to wear a short skirt does not mean that they Bemie h a~ t hi~ remarkable ability to take anything come these tragedies," she says . "It's time we stop laughing cious.. hours of .. That '69 Show.. and 30 min utes of are trying to attract me n.'' Weide says. "They are just wearing wi lh an iota of ~c ri o u ~ nc~~ and co1wolutc il lw mat.. i n~ then and start getting serious." .. Devil"s Blackjack.. before we came to o u r conc lu ~ion a gay joke. · "" it because it is what thev want to wear.'' On Feb. 13 in the Trabant University Center, the group will aboul the impact of pom on romance. The second new monologue . ·'Under the Burqua," which He ·s no help whatsoever. but he continues. ··u onlv sponsor the ." Vaginapalooza" event, which is a women·s It takes a special individual. we determined. to look need porn if your girl i~ ugl~ . If your girl i ~ n ·t U!!ly she will be performing herself, is about how women under the health fair that .such organizations as LGBSU. Student 10 video pom for romantic supervisio n. especiall y if 1hen 11 don·l need it. .. Clearly not the mo~t in~i!! h ti'ti l Taljban regime are forced to hide under the Burqua and are Advocacy for Sexual Health Association, Office of Women' s you· re a maker of love and you intend to reference a characler on my Buddy Li~t. gc n iu~ - boy ll n i~ h ~s 1he not seen or h~d. Affairs, the Delaware Chapter o f NOW, Planned Parenthood festival of poke-aholics detached!. humping and job a~ typically a~ he ~tancd . "They are just faceless people; · .she says. ·'The monologue and Contact Delaware attend, Weide says. pumping each other as your Va l ent i ne · ~ Day inspira­ .. 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er vou'll star inmr heart." stream every now and then? THE REVIEW/Erin O'C9nnor Mwwging Mosaic These wo.rds to ·the 1972 song. " You There· s ju t something about the Editor Are the Sun hine of My Life." are song's simplicity that is so appealing to ) [email protected] cheesy and cliched. I admit it. but I the romantic that li es beneath my cyni­ / can't help smiling when I hear them. cal shell. Think about someone just . I'm ju. t writing to say I love Stevie "/ feel like this is the beginning I calling to say they love you. What if it · Wonder. though !'1•e loved you for a million was a long distance call? That would Forget Frank Sinatra. forget John vears. definitely win any boy extra points with Lennon and Paul McCartney. forget the · "And if I thought our love was end­ me. person who write. all of Celine Dion·s ing I /'d find myself dr01ming in my And despite its unabashed romance. own tears. ·· heart wrenching ballads. Stevie ·'I Just Called To Say I Love You" Wonder may be blind, but he sure can OK. "drowning in tears" - another smartly rejects the silly spirit of ee the way to a girl's heart through a cliche. If you li ten to Stevie Wonder Valentine's Day. with a cute rhyme good love song - even a jaded college sing the e words though. the depth of scheme to boot. The message of the his voice reveals true emotion uncom­ song is that while holidays can be fun girl born after mo t of hi be t material ;. was written. mon in the vocal stylings of most cur­ and nice and all. we shouldn't wait for My favorite band is Ho le. I love their rent pop singers. a special occasion to expre s our feel ­ " I Just Called To Say I Love You." ing to our loved ones. We shouldn't . twisted femini t imagery. but Courtney / · Love's wittily elf-referential lyrics written in 1984, is probably Wonder· ay ·'I love you'' only once a year. biggest hit, and rightfully so. It, along A lot of people, myself included. ·' like ·• love hangs herself I with the bed l" / I / · sheets in her cell ·· leave much to be with " You Are the Sunshine of My have trouble saying it. That's the rea­ ~/ / Life." was named one of the American son we create art, write poems and desired in the romance department. ~ ~ : '. ~ When I want a break from the Society of CQmposers, Authors and compose songs - to convey feelings that can't be articulated under normal masochistic pleasures of angry girl Publishers· top love songs of the 20th century, and is often referenced in pop­ circumstance.. ·o·-'' I rock. I go for the shamelessly sappy Wonder expertly expresses a love for and fooli hl y idealistic. ular culture. j, ' all seasons with the lyrics of his sweet v Stevie Wonder's songs fit the bill I practically got goose bumps when I · beautifully with sunny melodies and saw Wonder perform it with the entire song: beaming lyrics that radiate pure. Huxtable family on a "Cosby Show" ''No New Year's Dar ro celebrate. No chocolate CO\'ered candy hearts to uncomplicated love. . rerun last year. 1976's " Isn't She Lovely?" i · writ­ 1n the 2000 movie " Hi gh Fidelity." a give away. ten to Wonder's wife in tribute to their middle-aged man approaches the clerk "No first of spring. no song to sing. newborn daughter. . in an ultra-hip record shop looking for In fact, here's just another ordinary day. " I never thought through love we 'd "1 Just Called To Say 1 Love You·· for be I making one as lovely as she. his daughter. · .. No April rain, no flowers bloom. "Bill isn't she Lovely I made from "There· no way your daughter No wedding Saturday wirhin the month love." wants that record,'' answers the annoy­ of Jun e. The lyric are straightforward but ingly sarcastic clerk, played by Jack "But what it is, is something true . express the common feelings of mil- · Black. "Oh wait, is she in a coma?" made up of these three words that I must say to you." : lions of couples in a simple. incere That really ruffled my proverbial I love you, Stevie . . way. feathers. Even if the customer's daugh­ ter was "cool" and liked the trendy And I mean it from the bottom of my : "You are the sunshine of my life I · that's why I'll always be around. indie stuff the shop specialized in. heart. · " You are the apple of my eye I forev- who's to say that she wouldn' t go in for something a little corny and main- eekend o winter theater E-52 has 'threesome'

BY LAUREN TISCHLER plays Barth's girlfriend Claudia, Jack while senior Lorrie Burke plays Staff Reporter who is hurt by the impersonal way Jill, both of who perform cordial and The audience is small, only 45 he proposes. The romance is saved typically superficial discussions. people. but laughter fills Pearson when a nosy and disruptive waitress MeanwhiJe, the professor (senior Hall's auditorium. (sophomore Courtney Tisch) helps Michael Benjamin) explains the true They stare, intently listening to Barth see that his calculating meth­ emotional meanings behind their the comic wisecracks and quick wit ods aren' t adding up. words. of the players. Scene 2, "Impromptu." by Tad Jill: ''Oh, I didn't think you were TheE-52 Student Theatre group' s Mosel, also explores emotional con­ going to be at this party!" production of "Threesome: Intimate nections and communication prob­ Professor's interpretation: Relations" presents three short lems. Four actors are hired to impro­ "Asshole!" comedic scenes by different play­ vise a play that "must be life." Jack: "Yeah, I'm surprised to see wrights. All share a common focus The director's short instructions you too." - the need for human interaction in lead the actors to question whether Professor's interpretation: "Fuck a superficial world. their play should merely imitate life you!" 'The whole show reminds me or truly reflect it. Using sharp timing and a snotty more of a night at the movies than a " Plays can be about life, for life British accent, Benjamin engages play," junior James O' Leary says. or against it," Earnest (Seth the audience, sending them into hys- "This play is well worth a Friday Stocking) the pretentious actor terical laughter. . night." explains. "~ut they can't be life." Director Chris Goering, a senior, The first scene, "Good Business ThrougH sarcasm and banter, says the scene focuses on the idea of Sense," by Emmett Loverde, is a each actor questions the others' rea­ social norms within daring. comedy about a businessman who sons for acting. "The scene works best when the invites his girlfriend to dinner and The characters realize they are characters ignore the professor and uses sensible, hard-hitting business disgusted with their recurring, type­ expected norms at the end and talk tactics to propose marriage. He pre­ cast roles and turn the night of on their own," Goering says. "For sents a ring and projects their future, improvisation into a time for intro­ me, this play represents a special literally. spection. message about the importance of Senior Adam Corbett plays Barth, Director Liz Cantoni, a senior, following your heart and not a pre­ the businessman who uses a slide says she likes the scene's focus on determined social outline when show projector in his "Marriage reality. searching for that special some­ Presentation." He includes such top­ " I feel the main message is that body." ics as "Offspring Schedule" and no one in the world is really them­ Although each functions on its " Infidelity Probability," both of selves," she says. "But they should own, all three scenes focus on the which present his girlfriend with a try to be." need for open communication and carefully constructed plan for their If Scene 2 pushes the audience to emotional interactions, without hid­ THE REVIEW/M ichele Balfantz life together. the brink of rethinking reality, then ing behind prescribed cultural HTAC cast members (left to right) alumnus Bob Keary, junior Gabrielle Kilgore, junior "When you put it in the proper Scene 3 sends them over the edge. mores. Elisabeth Kersey, alumnus Anthony Thmolo, senior Karen Alvarez and sophomore Lindsey perspective, it's like any merger," The final scene, "English Made E-52's advisor Louis Hirsh says Ogle bring to life the classic Broadway musical "Little Shop of Horrors." Barth says. "Two companies each Simple," by David Ives, portrays a he thinks the three scenes work well admire the way the other conducts series of conversations between a together. its affairs. They synergize and blend boy and girl at a party, which is "Audiences enjoy plays with fun their corporate cultures - compro­ being analyzed for the audience by a language and actors with a good mise." British English professor. sense of riming; · he says. " All three 'Little Shop' ofHTAC Sophomore Melissa Berman Sophomore Jeremy Medon plays have these."

BY T ARRA A VIS see and appreciate how his kindness explains why his mother knew he Enterwiument Editor shines through the clumsiness. would be a denti 1. Warning: Don' t feed the plant! Seymour's black reading glasses Later, the character explains that E pecially when it's a blood are held together in the middle with he uses old and rusty tools on his thirsty. human flesh craving. jazz a piece of white tape. His bland patients. proclaiming "they just singing and . a y talking house-. khakis, brown vest. brown shoes don't make them like they used to plant. and halfway tucked in shirt contrast -sturdy, heavy. dull." What begins as one "strange and Audrey's short leopard dress and " Suddenly. Sey mour" is one of interesting'' plant e calate into a stiletto heels accessorized wirh the more recognizable songs of the conniving monster that transform rhinestone jewelry. musical . The romantic duet the life ~f a c lumsy flowe r mer­ Both characters are the products between Audrey and Seymour chant living on Skid Row. of the lower-class Skid Row, and bring a si multaneous sigh from the Audience members anticipating the musical numbe r "Skid Row crowd. a musical production simil ar to the (Downtown)" exposes their desire Seymour proclaims his love to Hollywood film '·Little Shop of to leave. Audrey when explai ning that, Horrors:· starring Rick Morranis , "Please won't somebody say /'II ·'Seymour's your man.'' He has were not di appointed with get ow of here?" become her knight. rescuing her Harrington Theater Arts Ker ey and Tumolo' s character from the abusive dentist. Compa'ny·s opening night perfor­ appear meek with each speaking Predictably, the scene ends with mance. role, however. the ir powerful a not quite so innocent kiss. '·My favorite character is the sing ing voices surprise the audi­ Fans of the Broadway production dcnti t." says sophomore Monica ence as they echo through the the­ of '·Little Shop of Horrors" can Farmer. ·'He most resemble the ater during thi performance. expect such songs as "Somewhere c har~tct e r in the movie ... The show would not be fully That's Green,'' ·'De ntist!'' and The one trait about Orin complete without the ·sos doo-wop "Suddenly. Seymour.. sung with the Scrivello (senior David Carney) narrators C rystal (senior Karen same reverence and quality as seen that di ting ui shes his character Alvarez), Ronnette (sophomore in ew York City. from any other is his obse. sion with Lindsey Ogle) and Chiffon Uu nior On the other hand. fans of the nitrou oxide, producing a hi gh­ Gabriell e Kilgore). movie will be caught off g uard with pitched . ear-piercing and spine-tin­ Their sassy dance numbers. a n alternative e nding. Overall , gling shrie k of laughter. accompanied by strong vocals. HTACs performance is lively and However. Carney's performance keep the audience ente rtained and talented . providing an enjoyable a~ the de ntist docs not surpas!> that updated with each scene. The performance of romance. tragedy of alu mnu Anthony Tumolo. women park laug hter from the and comedy. Tumolo's depiction of the timid crowd as their indifferent attitudes and awkward Seymour make the can put anyone into their place. HTAC's ·'Little Shop of audience want to c rowd the stage Carney· s performance of wUl Feb. TI IE REVIEWIGan Di teflmo and help him out. ''Denti st!" becomes a hi ghlight of Horrors" be performed 13, 15 and 16 at 8 p.m. in E52 Student Theatre group's production of "Threesome: Intimate Relations'' included nfortunately. Audrey (junior the evening. With the doo-wop gi rl s three separate scenes by different playwrights that combined to express the need for open Eli abeth K e r~cy) is the only one Bacchus Theatre. portraying dental hygie nists and communication in relationships. who va lu e~ Seymour. She i ~ able to bac k-up ~in ge rs. the c hara ter B-l • TilE RF\ IE\\' • h :hruary 12. 2002 Isn-'t Stevie lovely?

cr \ '1111 'II .1W1· in Ill\' Iicon ... 'trcan1 c 1 c r~ nm1 and th<.: n'1 T i ll·. REVII:\\ 'l:nn UTI'"""' Managing Mosaic ' rh <.:~e wo-rds to .the llJT2 ~nn!.! . .. You Thc rt· ·, iu't '>OIIIcthing about the Editor 1\rc the S un~h inc of lVI ) Lii'e ... arc '>ong ·, >- illlp.licity that is ~o~a ppealing to [email protected] c h ec~v a nd cliched. I admit it. hut I the romantic th;tt lie' hL·nca th my cyni­ can't l1clp ~ miling ,,·hen I hear thcn1. c;d 'hcll. Thin!-. ;dm ut >-nmeone just .. , .ft'ei like thi.1 i.1 till' heginning )OU . I"m ju't 11 ri tina~ thC) lo1e What if it 1 'n• _1'1111 )·?f though I lon·d .for a million \\'a '> a lo ll!! d i'> tance call'.' That woul d \Vondn. .. / hm:ct Frank Sinatra. for!!Cl John \'C{II'S- definite!) ~~i n any hoy extra points with L enno~J and Pau l lcCartnt'\'. I~H ·!!e t the ··,\ml ~/' I thought our /m·c "·as end­ IlK'. pcr:-.on 11 hll 1\l'itc:-. all of C~linc Dion·s ing I I'd .l_~n cl 111\'Se(/ droll'ning in lilY ;\nd dc,pitc it--. unaba~hcd romance. hL·art 1\'renehin!.! ball ad:-. Stevie 011'/1 tears. -- 1 .lu ~t Calkd To Sa\ I Lo ve You .. \\'onder may be hlind. but he ~ure can O K . "dnl\vn in!! in tears .. - another '>lllart l) rejech the \ill y spirit of SCL' the \\a'< to a girl's heart through a cliche. If vou li ~len to S t<.:Yic Wonder \'alcnt in<.: ·, Day . 11 ith a c ute rhyme ' good lo1 c ~ung -~ c1·en a jaded college ~ing these. word~ though . the depth of ~cheme to boot. The lllC'-'a!.!e o f t h<.: hi~ ,·nice reveals true emotion uncom­ girl b11r11 after mo~t o f hi ~ best material 'on!! i' that ''hill: holida v ~ c~ n be fun mon in the vocal stylings nf most c ur­ a nd all. we s hmlldn't wait for 11 a~ written. and ~ nicc rcnt pop ~ingc r~ . a ~pccial occa,..ion to c .\prc~s o ur feel­ l\ly favori te hand i~ Hole. IIO\'t' their --1 Just Called To Say I Love You:· ~ ing' to our lmed one\. We shouldn't I\\ i~tcd femini st ima!.!erv. but Courtney f rl 11 Lu1 · c·~ wittily -;clf~ rcferc nti a l lyric·~ written in 19R-L is probably W onder·~ 'ay .. , love you-- only once a year. like .. /o1·e lw11g.1 hase(( I ll'if11 the hed biggest hit. a nd right fu ll y so. lt. aklllg 1\ lot o r people. my-;clf included. :shee/.1' i11 her cell .. leav<.: much to be w ith -- You Arc the S un ~hinc of Mv ha1·e troub le ~ay in g it. That's the rea­ Lire:· was named one of the Amcrica;1 \Oil 11 c neat<.: art. write poems and dc~ircd in the numince departm<.:nt. When I want a break from the Soc iety of Composers. Author>- and compo"c ~nn g~ - to convey feelings Publ ishe r~ · top love so n g~ o f the ~Oth that can't he articulated under normal masochistic plca~urcs of a ng ry girl century. and is often referenced in pop­ c i rcumstanccs. rock. I go for the s h amelc~:-. l y sappy ular c ultur<.:. Wonder npcrtl) expresses a lov<.: for and fooli~hlv ide;lli,tic. I practically got goose bump~ \\'he n I all seasons 11 ith the lyrics o f his sweet Stevie Wunder·~ ~on!!~ fit the bill f/ beauti fully ll'ith ~unny ~melodic ~ and saw Wonder perform it with the entire "ong: beaming lyrics that radiate pure. Huxtable fami ly on a --co~by Sho\\' .. "No Neu· l'ear·s Dar to relebrate. uncompl icatcd love. rerun la'-.1 year. No chocolate CU I'CI'l'd <:wulr hearts to In the 2000 movie --Hi!.!h Fide litv:· a gil'e llll'a,·. 1 976-~ .. Isn't S he Lovely?" is \\'fit­ middle -aged man approaches the Z. lerk .. No first r~( .\'fWing. no .w ng to sing. ten to Wonder·~ wif<.: in tribute to their nc\\'born daughter. in an ultra-hip record shop looking for In f act. here ·s just another ordinan­ -- 1 Just Called To Say I Love You .. for dar . .. , ne1·cr t fwu~lll throur:h /on' ll'e ',/ he I making one ~t s /o1·el\· ~Is .1he. his dau!! hter. .. lo April rain. no .flou·ers bloom. .. But isn't she /m·ell- I made .fi·om ..Th;rc · s no way your daughter No u·edding Sarurday ll'ithin the month /m·e . ·· wants that record:· answers the annoy­ o( ./un e . · .. But 1rlwt it is. is something tme The lyric!' are straightfo rward but ingly sarcastic clerk. p layed by Jack Black. -- oh wait. is she in a coma?" mode up of these three 1mrds that I cx pre ~s the commo n feelings of mil­ That reall y ruffled my pr01-crbial IIIIlS I .W \' 10 \'(Ill. lio ns of couple-; in a simple. ~ inc ere way. feathers. Even if the c usto me r's daugh­ 1 love you. Stevie . ··You are the sumhine of my life I te r was --cool.. a nd I iked the tre 1~d y And I mean it from the botto m of my indie stuff the shop specia li zed in. heart. · that's 1rln· I'll ahraYs be Ol'lllllld. · .. You lire the apJjle of my eye I forel'- who's to say that she 1 ould n ' t go in for some thing a litt le corny and m ain- eekend o winter theater E-52 has 'threesome'

BY LA REN TISCHLER plays Barth· s girl friend Claudia. Jack while senior Lo1Tie Burke plays Swff Rt•pm'ler who is hurt by the impersona l way JilL both of who perfom1 cordial and The audience is small. only 45 he propo ·es. The romance i ·aved typica ll y superficial discu. sions. people. but laughter fills Pearson when a nosy and d isruptive waitress M eanw h~e . the professor (senior Hall's auditorium. (sophomore Courtney Tisch) helps Michael Benjamin) explains the true They stare. intently listening to Barth see that his calculating me th­ emotional meanings behind their the comic wisecracks and quick wit ods aren' t adding up. words. o r the players. Scene 2 ..., mpromptu :· by Tad Jill: --oh. I didn't think you were T heE-52 Student Theatre group's Mosel. also explores emotional con­ going to be at this pany! .. productio n of --Threesome: Intimate nections and communication prob­ Professor· s interpretation: Relation ·· presents chree short lems . Four actors are hired to impro­ .. Asshole! .. comedic scenes b. diffe rent play­ vise a play that "must be life:· Jack: --Yeah. I"m surprised to see wri!!hts. All share a common focus The director· s short instruction you too." - the need for human interaction in lead the actors to question whether Professor's interpretatio n: '·Fuck a superficial world. their play should merely imitate life you !.. .. The whole show reminds me or truly renect it. Using sharp timing and a snotty more of a night at the movies than a -- Plays can be about life. for life British accent. Benjamin engages play:· ju nio~ James O'Leary says. or against it:· Earnest (Seth the audience. sending them into hys­ .. This play is well worth a Friday Stocking) the pretentio us actor terical laughte r. night:· explains. ··.sur they can·t be life:· Director Chris Goering. a senior. The first scene . --Good Business Througti sarcasm and banter, says the scene focuses on the idea of Se nse:· by Emmett Loverde. is a each ac t o~ questions the other. · rea­ social norms within dating. comedy about a businessman who sons for acting. --The _cc ne works best when the invites his girlfriend to dinner and The characters realize they are characters ignore the professor and uses sensib le . hard-hitting business disgusted with their recuJTing, type­ expected nonllS at the end and talk tacti cs to propose marriage. He pre­ cast ro le and turn the night of on their own ,'' Goering says. --For sents a ring and project their future. improvisation into a time for intro­ me. this play represents a special lite rally. spection. message about the imponance of Senior Adam Corbett plays Barth. Director Liz Cantoni. a senior. following your heart and not a pre­ the businessman who uses a slide says she likes the scene's focus o n determined social o utline w hen show projector in his --Marriage reality. searching for that special some­ Pre>-e ntatio n:· He includes such top­ .. 1 feel the main message is that body:· ics as --offspring Schedule .. and no one in the world is re,Jiy them­ A lthoug h each functions on its .. Infidelity Proba b ility : · both of selves:· she says. -- But they should own. all three scenes focus o n the which present his girlfriend with a try to be:· need for open communication and carefully constructed plan for their If Scene 2 pushes the audience to emotional interactions. w ithout hid­ THE RE\'tEW ~t i dtc·k Batfanll HTAC cast members (left to right) alumnus Bob Keary, junior Gabrielle Kilgore, j unior life together. the brink of rethinking reality . then ing behind prescribed cultural --when you put it in the proper Scene 3 send. them over the edge. mores. Elisabeth Kersey, alumnus Anthony Tumolo, senior Karen Alvarez a nd sophomore Lindsey perspective. it's like any merger.'· The final scene. -- English Made E-52's advisor Lo uis Hirsh says Ogle bring to life the classic Broadway musical " Little Shop of Horrors." Barth says. --Two companies each Simple.'· by David l ves~po rt rays a he thinks the three scenes work well admire the way the other conducts seri es of conversations between a together. its affairs. They synergize and ble nd boy a nd girl at a pany. which is ··Audiences enjoy plays with fun their corporate c ulture - compro­ being analyzed for the audience by a language and actors with a good mise:· British English professor. sense of timing:· he says ...All three 'Little Shop' of HTAC Sophomore Me lissa Berman Sopho more Jeremy Medon plays have these:·

BY TARRA AVIS ~cc and apprec iate how his k indnc;.s explain~ why hi>- mother knew he l."utt-rlwmnt•nt ttbror shine!> throud1 the cl um~ i11c~~- \\'OUid be a denti't. Warning: Don' t feed the plant! Scvmour·s black reading !!las~c>­ Later. the character expl a in~ that E,p..-cia ll~ \\' hen it's a blood are h~ldto!!Cther in the m iddle 11 ith he usc~ old and rust\' tools on his thir~t1. human n..-,h cravin!.!. jau. a piece of' white tap<.: . His bland pa ti ent~. proclaimil{g .. they just I ~i ng i1~g a n sa~sy talking ~hou ,..e ­ khakis . brown , - e~ t . brown ~ho<.:~ don't make them like thcv u~cd to plant. a nd halfway tucked in $hirt contra>-! - ~tu rd~. heav). dull:· · What hegins as one ··stran!!e and AudrC) · ~ short leopard dre~" and ··Sudden I). Se) mour.. i~ one o f intcrc\tin{.. plant escalate~ i nto a ~tilettn hccb acces~ori1.ed with the more reco!.!nit.able -;ong~ of the conni1·ing mon~tcr that tran~forms rhinestone jcl\elry. mu ~ ical. Tl~c romanti'C d uc t the lit'<.: of a clumsy fl- with mnL· trait about Orin compktc 11 ithout the ·50, doo-\\'op ·· Sudd c nl~ . Sq mour .. >-U11g \\'ith the Scrt1ello (\L' nior Da1 id Carney) narrator~ Cr) <,ta l (senior Karen same rc1·crcnce a nd quality as ~ c cn th as~'Y dance number~. an altcrn:tti1·c ~ndin!.!.- (),·erall. !.! lin!.! ' hriel-. of lau!.!htcr. accom pa 11 icd hy '' rong ,·oc:tl'. HTI\C' pcrformanL-c i~ li1·cl) and ~ llo\1<.: \cr. CarnL~) ·, pcrformancc k<.:cp the :~udic11cc cntcrwined and ta lented. prO\ idi ng an o: njoyable a' the dcnti't ullc' not 'urpa"- that updated ''it h cach >- ccne. The pcrfo rmanCL' nf romanec. t ragcd y of a luntnu'> .\ nt iH/11\ Tumolo. \\'Ome n 'park laughter from the and L·omo:d~ . Tumolo·, depiction of the tim id c nl\\d "' thL·ir indillcrcnt atl itudL'\ and tStd.uh' and he lp him out. -- Dcnti,t'·.. hccom<.:' a hi!.!hlight of E52 Student Theatre group's produdinn of "Threcsnnu·: Intimate Rdatinns" included l ' nfortunatcl\ . ,\ udrcy (jun1 ur the ncning. With tho: doo~ 11oj) girl' 13. 15 and 16 at 8 p .m . in th1·ee sepa•·ate scenes by different pla~· w r ig ht s that l'O mbinl·d to cxlness the m·cd for open I:Ji,;lhl'th Kcr,._--,) i' the o111) 111l l' portr : t ~ ing Lknt;tl h) gtl'ni'" and Bw·clws Theatre. \\ ho 1 ;tl u ~.-, Se~ tiuntr. S he i' able to hac!-. up , ingn'. thl' ch.tr

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Does not involve credit call Earle Anderson 368-7072 before card applkations. Fundraising dates are BECOME A MEMBER OF Pow!*Promoter South Padre Island IOpm. filling quickly, so call today! Contact of Wellness! Its a GREAT Campusfundraiser.Com at 888-923-3238, experience.Applications are due to Cancun S. Chap. Cleve Ave. Prospect Ave. 2. 3. 4, or visit Campusfundraiser.com. Wellspring, 209 Laurel Hall, by Feb 2 1st, 5 bedroom houses 369-1288. 2002 by 5pm. Call to have an application Need computer Help? Have Questions? mailed to you: 83 1-8992. ' Houses Prospect A v .4 tenants. 454- 1360. 5 yrs experience troubleshooting, diag­ nosing hard and software computer trou­ INTERESTED IN HUMAN SEXUALITY 400 Elkton Rd. - 3 bdr apt. 4prs. off-st prk­ bles. All systems supported. Low hourly OR EATING DISORDERS? Then join the ing, w/d, dw, $825/mo +uti!. Avail. 6/1 /02. Rates. Call now 302-737-4914. Ask for Promoters ofWellness (Pow!). Call831- 738-7400. Don or leave message. 8992 to have an application mailed to you. Deadline to submit an application is 136 New London Rd.- 4bdr/4prs. 2 112 Wanted: Student seeking experience in Thursday Feb 21st, 2002 by 5pm. Due to · • &eccr T-..s • BeueT SeTWicc baths, cntrl ac. w/d , dw, brand new home. advertising. This individual will coordi­ the Wellspring Office, 209 Laurel Hall, Don,t Be BLUE in 2002! lg clsts. deck, yd, off-st prking, inc . lwn nate all publicity for the North East Student Health Services. care. avail 6/1 /02 $ 1600/mo +uti! 738-7400 Water Festival Assoc.iation (NEWFA). Creative Travel II NEWFA is a group that organizes the Attention Female Singers TbeSidBwa 138 New London Rd. - 3 bdr/3 prs, 2 baths annual North East Water Festival in A nationwide talent search is underway cntrl ac, w/d, deck. yard, incl. lwn care. North East, MD. The event is scheduled for a pop female artist in search of a Avail. 6/1/02. off-st prking, full size closets. for July 12, 13, a nd 14 2002. The Water recording contract. Qualified applicants $1 190/mo +uti!. 738-7400. Festival takes place to give non-profit must have strong vocal and dance back­ and civic groups in the region an oppor­ ground with performance experience. tunity to raise funds for their group. The 2.002, 92 & 94 Wilbur St. - 4 bdr/4 prs, w/d. 3 Interested singers should contact Ray at Every other Wed. &c Sat. & flrs. ceiling fans, $1600/mo +uti!., avail. event typically brings 12-15,000 people to 302-898-8261 by February 12th. 6/1/02. lwn cr incl. 738-7400. the town of North East to partake in President's Day'" exhibits, shows, competitions, great food, LUX SALON Jan. 26,30 400 Elkton Rd. - large efficiency. w/d , cntrl entertainment, live mus ic, rides, and JLOCated off campus in the Galleria offering Feb.9, 13,18,23,27 ale, yard, $495/mo. incl. all uti!., avail. demonstrations of Upper Chesapeake lall U of D students and faculty $5 off any $53 Wed.j$63• Sat Bay waterman skills and traditions. ~tion, li!t tix e~u.. 611/02 738-7400. ~ air service in the month of February. Incl. & Publicize the event by means of print 'Valentine's Day Specials" $ 10 off mas- s.•s,. ,.,..,.,... ,..., ... * advertising, radio, TV, Oyers, etc. There OdwrTT9sl~ Apartment for Rent. Recently renovated. I ~age services. Gift certificates available. is an advertising budget but ·an effort Punuu~ Phil • blk from campus. Call for more info 12pm- jcallto schedule an appointment. Tel Gt-ovndbot Day ...... Feb. 2 . ... $6S• 9pm 302-684-2956. should be made to obtain as much donat­ p02.368.5575 The Slue Man Group • • Mar. 9 .. • $105 ed publicity as possible. Target should .ial...... MN. ll . . $28 Hurry! Townhouses still available for be 40% Cecil County, 60% out of region. Undergraduate students needed to contact ~a in Manhattan • June 2002 move in call • Main Street This is a volunteer position with opportu­ alumni, parents, and friends of the Wa ingTour ...... Maf. 24 . . The -·v•...... _ Court @ 368-4748 for details. nities to network with key people in the University to update records and gain finan­ advertising industry. Time commitment cial support. Students must have command 2 , 3. 4 Bdr Houses w/d. parking. walk to varies from 2-3 hours per month until of the English language, be goal oriented, campus no pets 73 1-7000. March and then incr eases as the event and work well with others. Shifts are Sun 2- date approaches. The individual may 5 , Sun 6-9. and Mon-Thurs 6-9. Starting 3 Bdrm. 1.5 bath house on Kells Ave. 4 choose to head up a committee or work pay is $7/hr. Contact Dan Moyer @ 831 - person permit. All appliances. Avai1 6/1102 alone. Please respond to the following e­ 4859 or email [email protected]. $1360/mo Call 302-239-9305 . mail address: [email protected] . [lnterested in GRAD SCHOOL and a Sun Splash Tours oom for rent, 204 E. Park Place, near k:AREER lN P UBLIC SERVICE with !Boating & Fishing Superstore now hiring arrington, avail. Spring semester or ~overnment , non-profit agencies, or con­ all '02. Call Danny @ 420-6398. jseasonal FT & PT sales associates. Day, jSUlting firms? Over 80% of our full-time !evening, and weekend shifts avail 1.800.426.7710 tudents receive FINANCIAL AID, Large room in quiet house, a few blocks ~7 .50/hr start. Apply @ Eastern Marine, ncluding full tuition plus stipend for liv­ Rt. 72, Newark 453-7327. from UD library, util.lncl. N/S. no peL~ ng expenses! Visit us Monday, February www.sunsplashtours.com $475/mo .. call 266-5146. 18th! Email [email protected] or call ashiers needed for evening & weekend j I!Jl-0735 to set up an appointment. hifts. $7/br. Apply @ Eastern Marine, # I Spring Break Vacations! Cancun. ~nivers it y of Delaware; Graduate School t. 72, Newark 453-7327. Jamaica. Bahamas, & Florida. Best Panies, ~f Urban Affairs & Public Policy. Best Hotels. Best Prices! Group Discounts. ~ww .udel.edu/suapp. Group organizers travel free! Space is limit­ $900 4 bedroom house on Madison Drive A.G. Edwards, a full service investment ed! Hurry up & Book Now' 1-800-234- I year lease starting June 1st 610-696- trm, is now hiring part-time representa- EDUCATION 2 7007 www .endlesssummertours.com 2004. il•es to assist in marketing financial ser - Saturday, February 23 vices by phone. Flexible evening hours 18 To Party, 21 To Drink LAST MINUTE SPECIALS!! ***ACT OW! GUARA TEE THE BEST Furnished 2 bdr apt. available March Mon-Thurs. Ask for Derek. 731-2131. 10 PM - 6 AM SAVE UP TO S100 PER PERSON! SPRJ G BREA K PR ICES! SOUTH 2002. Call Main St. Court (368-4748) for Tickets available at Flavor. PADRE. CANCUN, JAMAICA, details. Baby~ iller needed in Middletown 1-2 morn­ ings a month. Own car and refs. a must. BAHAMAS. ACAPULCO, FLORJDA. & MARDIGRAS. REPS EEDED.. TRA VEL Townhou ~e. WID . Call Mi"y Del Rosso. 376-5693. Walter B. Twardus o. c-.-Coldacls: 4 Bdr College Park . FREE. EAR $$$. GROUP DISCOU TS $925/mo .. call Bill @ -l94-4096 Assistant teac hers - Part Time One yr. olds Tax Consultant Mike 598-2009 FOR 6+. 800-838-8203 / WWW.LEISURE­ TOURS.COM Houses for Rent 4bdr $ 1460, 4bdr $ 1300. Kindergarten. Before & Afte r School age. Jasoa 456·1165 EW 4bdr 1600 - 3 tenant max .. close to Also van drivers. Daycare in Pike Creek Call Edu-Care -l53-7326. Spring Break Super Sale! Book your trip Towers. avail. 6/ 1102. Call 737-1 849. with StudentC ity.com and save up to Delaware Tax Service $ 100 per person to Cancun, Bahamas, VACATIO CONDO! 8 daysn nights . 85 sst. Manager positions avail. Fast grow­ 'ng company. Paid training. Flex Income Tax Preparation J amaica, Padre and Florida. Most popu­ CAUTION! per day- Florida. Hawaii. NJ. Colorado. lar student hotels including Oasis and the evada. call 750-7892 and leave a message. chedule. Call Kevin 454-8955. assau Marriott Crystal Palace! Prices Many Spring Break companies arc creat­ 200 Wilkerdean Drive West start at $399! Sale ends soon! CALL West Knoll Apts Available NOW! I and License Clerks needed for an a uthorized ed to defraud students out of their DE and MD State Park license agent. Newark, DE 19711 NOW! 1-800-293-1443 or go to money. T hese companies e xist only long ). Bedrooms. For Details Please Call 368- StudentCi ty .com! 7912 or stop in. ~casona l FT & PT. Day, evening, & Phone (302) 453-1 040 enough to receive ad ance payments and veekend shifts avail. $7 .50/br. Apply @ then dissolve before delivering "the !£astern Marine. Rt. 72. Newark 453-7327 Fax (302) 456-9655 Spring Break Tickets! Get a FREE MTV goods" . Othe r unscrupulous trave l com­ vailable for rental · Madison Dril•e 3BR a udience ticket to select shows when you ownhouses. Call 376-0181. book your Spring Break through panies promise lavi;h accomodati on ~ and StudentCity.com! Go to MTV.com or call deliver far less. The Re view docs not MADISON DRIVE Townhouse 4. available St. Thomas More Oratory StudentCity .com at 1-800-293· 1443 for have the means to differentiate between 611 . exc condition. WID . ample parking. "Ash Wednesday" details! Tours and ticket are limited! honest. reputable companies and " fly-by­ Call 737- 1771. le:" e mes; age. Mass. Holy Communion. Bless ing & Imposition of Ashes night'' adve rtisers. Please researc h all Spring Break o ffers carefully. and con­ 9:30 AM & 12:30 PM HO SE FOR RE T. 4 per;on permit. C WELCOME BACK tac t nive rsity Tra\1~ 1 at 8.'J -4321 & ceiling fan ~ 4 bdrm 2 full bath deck. Blessing & Imposition of Ashes Only (Trabant niver~it y Center ) for a fl ye r Recent!} Remodeled Fini. h Ba;cmcnt with 3:30PM. 5:00 PM . 6:30PM. 7:30 PM ALL OF U 0 STUDENTS which Ji,ts safe and legitimat..: tour, . The Garage WI D incl. $950 pe rmo •cl dcp plu' Review wishe~ o ur reader~ a ~a f.: and fun utilities. Ava i1 6/l/02 37R-6002. AND FACULTY! Catholic Campus Ministry at the U of D, 45 Lovett Ave., 368-4728. Spring Break. The Review 831-2771

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Promolc·r, of \\'~ line" CP1m !l. Call x:- f. Don 01· It'll \ I' m~....,agc . -_,·,---toll. X99~ 111 ha1c an .lppliGII IOn maikd Ill ~ou . D.:adhn.: 10 'uhmi1 an applil'alion ;, 9!:!:..~ \\ ant~d: Stud~nl '>l'cJ..in~: npcril'lll'l' in • Better Tours • B.,ucr Servic.: I >6 " ''" l.onLhlll Rd .. -thdr -tpr'. 2 I 2 Thur,dal Fd1 ~ ht. ! 00! b ~ 5pm. Dllt' Ill ad~trfi,in)!. Thi\ indi' idual "ill roordi­ hath' . .:nlrl ac·." J. U\\. hr;mJ Ill'\\ hom.:. lh~ \\ '..:ff,pn n~ Office. 209 Laurd Hall. Don't Be BLUE in 2002! natc all puhlicit~ l'nr th~ ' urth Ea'l I~ ·f,h.uc·c·l.. IU.l1fi.,l prku1~. 111c . l\\n Swd~m Heahh S~n ll'C,. l'~lre. a1all 6 1.02 '>161~) nHI +Lilli 7.'l-l-7-tll() \\att.'r Ft'>lhal ..\'o'>ntiation 1:\ E\\ F.\ I. Creative Travel (1 \;E\\ F \ i' a ~:n•up that nrganit.e'o the .\llrntion Female S ingers annual , ,,.·th Ea'>l \\ aler r~,th al in The Ski Bum L'X ;.. L'II London Rd.· 1 l1 pr-. ~ b.1llh ,\ natiom1 ide talent search is under\\ a1 cnlrl ac. \\ d.tkd•. \afll.lllcl. l1111 L'.1r.:. ' nrth 1·:'"'- 'I D. The ~'c nt i' ~c hedull'd for a pop fe male artist in search of a · for .luh 12. IJ. and I~ 1002. The \\ ater -\ ~;nl. 6 I 0~. ull ,,·prl.n1~.1ull '"'' cln,.:h r~cor din!! conlracl. Qualified applicants ,;I taf..t''> place In !!i' 11on-profit '>ffl)(l rno + u111. -_;x."-tno F~'th ~ must ha' {' ~trong 1 oral and dann• back­ and d'ic group• in th~ r r~: inn an uppor· ground" ith pnformancc c\pcrience. tunit1 to rai'e fund'> fnr tlwi•· group. Thl' 92 cl.: '1-t \\'ilhLII ~I. -t hdr 4 pr'. 11 d. ' Interested '>in~ers should contat·t H a~ at l'' .:ni hrinl!' 11-15 .OliO pt•opil' to Every other Wed. & Sat. & flr,. L·~llin~ tan'. '>Jt~KI n111 + ulll. '"·"' t~ pil:all~ J02-NIJX-X21ll h~· Fchruary 12th. h 1 <12. h1n cr mel - _,s.--tm t h(' to\\ n uf ,,,..,h Eaq In partaf.. l' in President's Day• ~ ' hi hit,. 'h'""· l'O illpl'tition,. )!rl'al food . 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Diversity to Honor Louis Lorenzo Reddin2 I Nominations Due February 22 Join u1 aowl

The Univer ity or Delaware is committed to promoting diversity and to creating an educational community that is inte ll ectuall y. cultural ly and socially diverse. The U'niversity's social and academic environment is enriched by the contributions and full participation of persons from many different backgrounds. In recogni­ tion of the importance attached to its commitment to promoting diversity. the Uni versity of Delaware has establi hed the Louis Lorenzo Redding Di ver ity Award.

It is with great honor that the Univer ity of Delaware Commission to Promote Racial and Cultural Diversity pre ent the Loui Lorenzo Redding Diver ity Award. A graduate of Howard High School in Wilmington, Delaware. an alumnu of Brown University and the Harvard Law School, Louis L. Redding was, in 1929, the first African.American admitted to the Delaware Bar. Attorney Redding was an outstanding j urist. He fought for.civil right and ju tice during hi s long career.. Several significant cases are attributed to his judicial acumen. He argued the landmark Parker versus the University of Delaware and Bulah/Belton versus Gebhart case . In the former case. Attorney Redding' legal expertise caused the University of Delaware to be deseg­ regated in 1949. The latter case formed the basis for the Brown versus the Topeka, Kansas Board of Education. In each of those cases, he compelled de egregation in the entire state of Delaware. Redding is · also known for hi s tellar argument before the Supreme Court as part of his renowned work with the NAACP Legal Defense and Education Fund . He wa motivated by his deep belief that African Americans could attain equality through the legal process. This award recognizes his contribution to racial and cultural diversity at the University of Delaware.

The award was formerly named the President's Diversity Award. Last year's recipient was the school of Urban Affajr and Public Policy. Previous recipients were the College of Engineering's RISE (Resources to Promote11 of Wellae11l Insure Successful Engineer ) Program. the Office of Residence Life and the University Library. The Promoters of Wellness are UD student volunteers who are trained to be Health Peer Educators. The organization is part of Wellspring, the University's This award recogni zes the promotion, enhancement, and implementatjon of diversity by University individu­ Health Education Program. Peer Educators at the UD serve many roles on cam­ al , units, departments. or organizations within the university community. This honor acknowledges an espe­ cially noteworthy contribution and in itiative that results in significant change in the campus climate and/or pus and help to make their fellow students aware of many psychological and composition within the Uni versity community. physical health-related concerns. Specifically, Pow! members are versed in stress management techniques, such as massage; nutrition and fitness information; There will be a public lecture by Professor Christopher Edley,Jr. Howard University Law School, on eating disorder theory; smoking cessation techniques; contemporary sexuality March 2 1,2002. issues; complimentary health techniques; and much more. Some of a Pow! member's responsibilities might include: Nominations from individuals or group will be received until February 22, 2002. • Designing and presenting programs for residence halls and for other Nominations forms and accompanying documentation (no more than 2 pages) should be sent to: Gloria Davis, 124 Hullihen Hall, Campus. Current members of the Commjssion to Promote Racial and Cultural University and non-University groups including high school students on Diversity and employees of the Office of Affirmative Action and Multicultural Programs may not be consid­ such topics as noted above. ered for the award. • Participating on campus-wide administrative committees as student repre­ sentatives of Wellspring to share student viewpoints about pertinent health information. • Planning and assisting with special campus-wide events designed to make Louis Lorenzo Redding Diversity Award Nomination Form learning about wellness issues informative, interactive and fun. Name of Nomjnee: ______• Providing individual peer consultation, including referral and confidential Nominee's departrnent/major:______-,-- ___ support. Nominated by: ______Attending weekly meetings (Thursdays from 6-7 p.m.), group social Nominator's telephone:______• events, and special informational sessions. Assisting with inter-group administrative tasks . Detailed description of nominee's qualifications and contributions to • diversity must be attached. • Recruiting and training new Pow! group members. Self-Nomination (complete this section) DOn'T •us OUT I Pow! only recruits new members once per academic year during the spring Supporting signature (for self-nomination only): ______semester. The application process for Spring Semester 2001 has already begun. Name: ______Department/organization:______The application deadline to beoome a Promoter ofWellness is February 28, 2001 Telephone: ______by 5 p .m. Please drop by or call the Wellspring Office @ 831-8992 to learn more about us and get your application sent to you today! I Attach detailed qualifications as described above.

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The gap in passing ability was blatant, as Old Dominion out­ Hens fall to No. 20 assisted Delaware 18-4. "Any time you hold a team to four assists, that shows that you are really taking a team out of its Lady Monarchs rhythm," Monarchs head coach Wendy Larry said. BY JEFF GLUCK played in nearly every area as Old Prior to the game, the Hens had Sninr Sports Editor been in rhythm, winning nine Dominion ( 17-5, I 3-0) constantly Hey Philly, straight games since losing to Old NORFOLK, Va.-The Old put pressure into every passing and Dominion Jan. II in Newark, 82- Dominion fans erupted with shooting situation. 55. cheers, louder than any that have In fact, the Monarchs were so Martin said the officiating Why Kobe? ever filled the Bob Carpenter dominant that the Hens seemingly played a part in the Monarchs jolt­ Center for a women's basketball required maximum effort on even ing Delaware. game. the simplest of tasks, such as drib­ "Old Dominion was allowed to The volume was so loud that a bling the ball over the half-court St. Louis Cardinals right play physical," she said. "There fan standing outside the ODU line. fielder J.D. Drew was were a lot of things let go, and I Fieldhouse might have thought the "We just constantly put pressure deservedly greeted with his think that caught my Monarchs had just clinched their on the ball, got in the pass- share ofjeers , Energizers and team off guard." 11th straight NCAA Tournament ing lanes, and talked to Duracels when he played his first game Martin also said berth. each other,'' O ld Dominion at Veterans Stadium after refusing to WOMEN'S the crowd of 3,980 However, the cause of the over­ senior guard Sharron sign with the Phillies after the club draft­ had little to do with whelming sound was just a simple Francis said. B ASKETBALL ed him. the game, but offensive rebo und. The largest contrast may A spoiled Eric Lindros was rightful­ Just like the volume of the have been in passing. -H---ens______because "this partic- ly greeted with a raucous reception crowd, the No. 20 Old Dominion 45 ular crew" called the when he returned to the First Union Delaware struggled to ODU 2 women were absolutely over­ complete most of its pass- 7 ....: game the way it did, Center for the first time in an opponents' whelming in a 72-45 rout of es, while the Monarchs her players were uniform after he acted like a 3-year-old Delaware Sunday afternoon. consistently threaded precise toss- "victims of that style of play." and refused to play for the Ayers due to The Hens seemed victimized "Today they showed exactly es right through the Hens defense, disagreements between team general why they are a Top-20 team," Hens like a game of connect-the-dots. from the very start. After the first manager Bobby Clarke, Lindros and his head coach Tina Martin said. " We were able to move the ball timeout, with the score 20-5, the father Carl. " [The Monarchs] were very physi­ around and make the extra pass," team appeared to lose its initial 1be actions and decisions of these cal, and our team backed down a Francis said. " By doing that, we courage. two players warranted the harsh treat­ little bit." pretty much got any shot we want- For the rest of the first half, ment that they received in their respec­ Delaware (17-5 10-3 Colonial ed." Delaware found it hard to keep the tive retwns to Philly. Athletic Association) was out- deficit close to 20 points. However, after this is where I am "They put us on our heels a lit­ deeply confused. tle bit at halftime," Martin said. What did Santa Claus ever do? In In the second half, although the late November, while watching a home Hens played better, they had a hard Philadelphia Eagles contest, (one in time staying near a margin of 30 which they won), my roommate asked points. me if it was Jewish Heritage Night at the All-American candidate THE REVIEW/Ben Thoma Vet. 1bis question arouse after we Lucienne Betthieu led all scorers Junior guard Allison Trapp attempts a shot over a Towson watched cameras catch a fan dressed in with 19 points, while teammate defender in the Hens 66-28 victory Thursday night. a Jolly red suit being overwhelmed by Monique Coker added 15 for the the tradition of constant heckling and Monarchs. son in Norfolk. you;· Martin said. "When they boos. Junior guard Allison Trapp was Towson was limited to 26 points became physical, we backed down, SantaOaus? the only Delaware player to score in November, Virginia and that's a learning experience Several years ago, in a contest in double digits, recording 17 Commonwealth scored 46 in for my basketball team." between the Dallas Cowboys and the points in the losing effort. January and George Mason was Hen Nuggets: Delaware got a Eagles, Cowboys wide receiver On the downside for the Hens, held to a meager 31 points on victory at home Thursday night in Michael Irvin suffered a serious injury they committed 26 turnovers and Friday night. a rout of Towson. that nearly left him paralyzed. What did had tlie ball stolen 19 times. The Monarchs now have a With four minutes remaining in the Veteran Stadium fans do? They Also, Delaware shot just 37 per­ three-game conference lead over the first half and the score at 20-19 checmt as Irvin was down1n pain. cent from the field for the game. the second-place Hens, who would in favor of the Hens, Delaware Three years ago, a buddy of mine Old Dominion, whose losses only meet Old Dominion again if went on a 46-9 run the rest of the received an unprovoKed knock to the include decisions to No. 1 they made it to the CAA game to win 66-28. jaw from a disgruntled, drunken, less Connecticut, No. 3 Tennessee, No. Championship. The tournament In the contest, senior guard THE REVIEW /Ben Thoma than high class, Phillies' fan at the con­ 23 Virginia Tech and No. 24 North will be held in Norfolk from Megan Dellegrotti scored her clusion of a Philadelphia victory over Senior forward Christina Rible attempts to drain a jumper over a Towson defender Thursday night in the Hens victory. Carolina, have held other CAA March 6 to 9 . l ,OOOth point, the 17th Hen to do the Mets for no apparent reason. opponents to low scores this sea- " You just have to put it behind so. And Sunday night yet again, Los Angeles guard and Philadelphia native Kobe Bryant received loud boos during the entire NBA All Star game, which took place at the First Union Center. That's right, the entire game, includ­ Hens burned by Dragons ing the ceremony announcing him as the games MVP. Once again I wonder, what did Kobe 9-5) used a simple game plan of one rebound before he went to the Bryant ever do to Philly? Centers once pounding the ball inside. bench with foul trouble of his Now, I understand that many was again a key factor in the post own. Philadelphia diehards remain very frus­ as Hens junior forward Maurice The first half belonged to Hens trated since a championship had not again focus Sessoms was assigned the diffi­ sophomore guard Mike Ames. been won in the city since the Phillies cult task of containing Drexel Ames scorched Drexel's won in 1984. ofmatch-up junior center Robert Battle. perimeter defense, converting 6- Nineteen Years. Nineteen Years! The burden of guarding Battle of-8 from three-point land and led But, unless I am missing something, BY C.RAIG SHERMAN would be no small task as he came the team with 21 points going into I am pretty sure that is not Santa Claus's Sports Ediwr in averaging 14.6 points per game halftime. fault, and although Kobe Bryant helped PHILADELPHIA, Pa- while leading the CAA His six first half three- lead his Lakers over the Sixers in last Anyone in search of what a col­ in rebounding and pointers is a school year's NBA finals, it is not his fault lege basketball rivalry is like had blocked shots. MEN's record, and he is also either. to look no further than the Early on, it seemed B ASKETBALL the first player to regis- ln fact, Kobe is actually just like Delaware-Drexel men's basket­ the Dragons would ter 20 points by half- most of his counterparts who nearly ball game Saturday. again dominate the time since former booed him out of the building Sunday This was the 123rd meeting interior, as Sessoms -H----ens---~8~9:----- Delaware standout night. between these squads, with the picked up two quick Drexel 97 ....: Mike Pegues scored 24 Bryant is a local boy, who attended Hens holding the series advantage fouls. in 1999. THE REVIEW/Ben Thoma nearby Lower Merion High School in this season after a 75-70 win Jan. As a result, Sessoms "I was able to get a lot Freshman forward Mark Cur ry attempts a layup in a Pennsylvania. On top of that, Joe "Jelly 19 at the Bob Carpenter Center. was limited to just two minutes of of good looks early on," Ames game against Penn earlier this season. Bean" Bryant, Kobe's father, played for However, the outcome was dif­ playing time in the first half. said. "The guys did a good job of the Sixers in 1977. ferent this time as Delaware ( I 0- After Sessoms went to the realizing I had the hot hand and This is nothing new for Philadelphia 13, 6-7 Colonial Athletic bench, the job of defending Battle setting good screens." fanatics however, as its not hard to Association) dropped its second fell to junior forward Dave After the game, Hens head remember when Philly's star quarter­ straight game, losing 97-89. Hindenlang and sophomore for­ coach David Henderson cited the Drexel's confines back Donovan McNabb was announced The last time these two teams ward Robin Weott, who were able importance of Ames' strong play. on draft day, he was greeted with a squared off, the Dragons ( 12-11, to limit Battle to six points and "[Ames] was as calm as any warm, hometown booing. player I've seen," he said. " He You certainly don't have to love this seemed to drill shot after shot, not very friendly guy. You don't have to like him or even which kept us in the game." root for him. Despite Ames' fiery play, But as ESPN anchor Stuart Scott Delaware still trailed 45-39 at BY MATT DASILVA crowd to be well heard by oppos­ says, "respect the rings, and respect the halftime. The Hens committed I 0 Sports Ediwr ing squads. game." turnovers, but shot over 50 per­ PHILADELPHIA. PA- They It would be hard for one to One cannot put into question Kobe cent from the floor in the frame. call it the .. City of Brotherly believe that so many Philadelphia Love.·· Bryant's skill level, and his 31 points in It was clear going into halftime natives could know Delaware the all-star game were proof of that. that the team who started fastest But there was certainly no love junior guard and Minnesota native Even Philly's own Allen Iverson was in the second half would win in lost Saturday when perennial Ryan Iversen's mother as well as disappointed in the reception Kobe what was turning into a shootout. rivals Delaware and Drexel they constantly claimed. squared off in Philadelphia. received. It proved to be the Dragons However, a good por­ "I don't know why they did it," he who came out the strongest, as Tempers flared as tion of the 2,342 strong early as the pre-game said. "It's just something you have to they increased their lead to 12 at Saturday's showdown warm-ups when a mid­ deal with. I' ve been playing in Philly for points with 5:25 remaining. MEN'S seemed to have some court scruff set the tone six years and they boo us in the first The half continued to belong to comment saved for each for an intense match-up B ASKETBALL quarter if things are not going right." · Drexel as it kept Delaware's and every opposing between these long- 'The Answer' knows it, and so offense in check, which gave the player. time foes. should you. Dragons an opportunity to work 2.342. While no punches were thrown. Don't blame 19 years of futility on on their inside-outside game. That number might not seem the physicality of the game was Kobe Bryant. That game plan allowed Drexel overwhelming con idering the eminent as the Dragons pounded If you need to blame someone, to convert on five three-pointers. Hens average almo t 5,000 fans a their way to a 97-89 victory over blame one of your own. Jeer Iverson, With six players tallying in game at the Bob Carpenter Center. the Hens. jeer McNabb, jeer Rolen or jeer Leclair. double figures, the good ball But the acoustics at the Of course. the style of pl ay They are the ones who haven't gotten movement consistently found the Daskalakis Center can make 2.342 clearly matched the hostile envi­ the job done. open man. sound like a deafening 7.008. Henderson said the Dragons' ronment at the Daskalakis Center. Capacity at the pressure cooker THE REVIEW/Ben Thoma bench and their ability to hit the arena Drexel calls home. third-level gym is listed as 2.300. The center is designed to allow Brian Pakett is a managing sports edi­ Sophomore guard Mike Ames looks for an open teammate ear­ clutch shots gave them an advan- every expletive coming from the tor for The Review. Send commellls to lier this season. Ames scored a career high 33 points Saturday. see CHAOTIC page C3 [email protected]. · see DOUBLE page C2 .· C2 • THE REVIEW • February 12. 2002 UD continues winning ways The small rink size and poor lighting of the a rena gave Hens defeat De laware problems trying to move the puck up the rink. This game was also different Westfield St. because the Hens· offensive output came later than usual. Both teams went scoreless through the first 20 and Navy minutes. The second period saw BY CRAIG SHERMAN Delaware regain its focus and cap­ Sport.\' Ediwr Coming off a 3-1 loss to Penn ture the lead. A tough Navy defense kept the State last weekend, the Delaware ice hockey team found itself in an game relatively close until the third period, when the Hens exploded unfamiliar position. for three goals and crursed to the 4- Before their loss on Feb. 2 to the 1 win. No.I leers, the Hens had won six Ferrazoli said the key for the straight games while continuing to team to remain successful is its prepare themselves for the upcom­ depth from top to bottom. ing American Collegiate Hockey "We have four lines that can all Association national tournament. score," he said. "We're well round­ Friday night saw No. 2 ed and I think we may have the Delaware (23-4-1) return home to THE REVlEW/Rob Meletti deepest team in the country." face NCAA Division Ill Westfield A Delaware forward looks to pass the puck as he heads up ice in a Brandwene said the team's per­ State (7-10-2) at the Fred Rust game ealier this season. The Hens won both games this weekend. formance this weekend perfectly Arena. under two minutes later when Tilch Bartlett hit Arhangelsky who tal­ describes the level o f play it is The final score was evident of found sophomore forward Ken lied the goal to net a hat trick and capable of. the Hens' dominance !iS they Cardillo to give the Hens a 3-0 the Hens' 6-0 victory. " I thought we played well in A Delaware runner attempts to outrun the competition. defeated the Owls 6-0. lead. After the game, Delaware head both games," he said. "l give a lot Delaware began the game by Delaware busted the game open coach Josh Brandwene said of credit to this group. They stuck jumping out to an early lead two in the third period when junior for- Arbangelsky's performance was with it and played well against two minutes into the game when it con­ ward Joe Barlett hit junior forward positive for the entire team. tough goaltenders." verted on the power play to jump Peter Arhangelsky three minutes " It was a really enjoyable thing Now, as Delaware enters its last Men, women ahead l-0. into the period to increase the for the whole team," he said. " And regular season against West On the power play goal, sopho­ Hens' lead to four. it was great for Virginia this weekend, the empha­ more forward Nick Burke and This was just the [Arhangelsky] to get a sis changes from making a game junior forward Geo Harris found beginning for natural bat trick." plan to preparating for the future. senior defensemen Paul Tilch, who run in opposite Arhangelsky on Friday, ICE Hens junior goal- "At this point in the season the knocked in the goal. as be became Delaware's HOCKEY tender Lance Rosenberg games don' t mean as much," Tilch The early goal for the Hens offensive juggernaut by ------stopped 18 shots in the said. "The key now is to get back proved to be the only scoring until scoring two more times Westfield 0 Gm. 1 shutout. in the lineup and continue to work late in the second period when they for the bat trick. Hens 6 .,. With little time to on our power play as well as our directions regrouped and opened up the game The first came at 7:19 savor the win, Delaware penalty killing." up for good. when Arhangelsky Hens 4 ....: traveled to Navy The puck drops Friday night at 8 BY MATT CLARK On the men's side, Delaware came Delaware junior center Chris scored an unassisted Navy 1 Gm. 2 Saturday night to take p.m. in the Gold Arena, and the Staff Reponer in fourth with 88.5 points. Ferazzoli found junior center Dan A multi-divisional meet which goal putting the Hens up ------on the Midshipmen in an Hens close out their regular season LaSalle won the Division I meet Howard to give the Hens the 2-0 showcased various Division I, IT, and by five. arena that forced the Hens to adjust Saturday at 4:30 p.m. at the Fred with 216.5 points overall, while TCNJ lead at the 15:25 mark of the sec­ III men's and women's indoor track With 13:25 left, Delaware senior to circumstances they do not nor­ Rust Arena. won the Division ll/lli meet with 271 ond period. teams took place Friday at the forward Mike Weyermann and mally face. points. Delaware added to its lead just Delaware Field House. "We' re a young and inexperienced The Delaware women did well in group,but we're improvin" head coach defending their home turf, as the Hens Jim Fischer said, took fiiSt place overall at the Delaware "Ifthey don't have successful meets, Invitational #3, while the men's team they won't have the confidence they Ho-yea: Delaware sweeps meet finished fourth. need." "It feels good," junior distance run­ The men, despite not running a full BYMATTAMIS senior meet." ner Monica Marchetta said. " All the varsity squad, made a respectable Staff Reporter After struggling in the early stages of its sea­ hard work is starting to pay off at the showing. Hitting its stride at just the right time, the son, the men's team (5-6) strung together con­ end of the season." The Hens took two first-place, two Delaware men's and women's swimming and secutive wins to end the regular season cam­ Delaware's victory was its first of second-place and three third-place fin­ diving teams both posted impressive victories paign on a positive note. the season, continuing a trend of ishes. over Georgetown Saturday afternoon. Leading the way was senior Bryan Kabner, progress with each meet it Sprinting standout The women were victorious 135-99 while the who finished first in the 1000-yard freestyle has run this year. Butch Patrick, who took men posted a 130.5-106.5 win. ( 10:03.83). The Hens finished with his first victory five days INDOOR The Hens are now poised to make an impact Junior Lavar Larks capped off a stellar regu­ 229 points, beating out ago, did not run because of at the Colonial Athletic Association lar season by winning both diving events, post­ Division I opponents TRACK a groin injury. Championships in two weeks. ing scores of 271.20 and 274.72 in the 1-meter Monmouth ( 197 .5), and The highlight of Each Hoyas squad came into the meet with and 3-meter, respectively. LaSalle ( 176.5). Delaware's performance just one loss on the season. Also capturing first place finishes on the "Our times are going down," head was junior pole-vaulter Jon DiNozzi. Junior Julie Van Deusen and sophomore men's side were freshman Alex Skacel in the coach Susan McGrath-Powell said. He won the event with a vault of 15'9". Sandy Stephens set Delaware records as the 200-yard butterfly (1 :57 .39), junior Tim "Right now we are in a good spot." Of the five matches he bas compet­ women's team (8-5) downed Georgetown. Wasiewski in the 200-yard breast­ The Invitational was broken up into ed in so far this season, Dinozzi bas The women's victory was due also stroke (2: 14.58), freshman Robert a Division I meet and a Division IIIIII won four. in part to a solid effort from senior Frey in the 400-yard individual med- meet. The College of New Jersey "It's staying focused on your long Jennifer Haus, who captured two vic- SWIMMING AND ley (4: 15.62) and junior Kevin romped Lincoln 182-58 in the Division term goals," he said. "Don't think tories as the Hens took eight of the 12 II1III field. DIVING Weisser in the 500-yard freestyle about the meet, just look ahead toward events. (4:51.56). Delaware dominated as it captured the next one." Van Deusen, who has not lost an In addition, the Hens 400-yard four first-place finishes, six second­ DiNozzi, who transferred from event all year, completed her perfect medley relay team of junior Rick Dressel, place fmishes and eight third-place fin­ George Mason last year, bas been solid season and also broke her own school record in Skacel, Wasiewski, and Weisser won the event in ishes. for the Hens. the ·one-meter diving event with a total of a time of 3 :40.80. Junior weight thro~er Jennie Chiller First year pole-vaulting coach Chris 271.12. Kahner stressed the importance of momentum won her third meet of the young season Watson praised Dinozzi's efforts. She also captured the three-meter event with a heading into the CAA championships. with a throw of 16 meters. "He has not seen his full potential total of 273.75. "It was good that we won and ended the sea­ Other. top finishers for the Hens yet," he said. "He bas good speed and Stephens surpassed her own school record in son on a high note," he said. "We wanted to go were junior Laura Dietrich in the triple strength, a good take off, and a great the 200-yard breaststroke with a time of 2:22.57. into conferences with a lot of confidence. A lot jump (36-6 3/4), junior Monica work ethic. Other first-place finishers for Delaware of people had really good swims." Marchetta in the 5000-meter run "If he keeps it up, you will bear include junior Lindsay Dellavalle in the 50-yard Senior Brad Smith said the team's hard work (18:29.37), freshman Kristen Frustillo about him in the future." freestyle (25.43), freshman Sara Stephens in the is paying off. in the 60-meter dash (8.12), freshman Other top finishes for the men were 200-yard butterfly (2:09.69) and sophomore Jill "We had a pretty good showing," he said. "I Jennifer Hogue in the high jump (4-11) senior Micbeal Reb in the high jump Fitzgerald in the 100 -yard freestyle (54.68). am not surprised because we've been training and senior Lisa Steward in the pole (6-3 l/4),junior Pat Riley in the 3000- The Hens 400-yard inedley relay team of really bard and it finally showed. vault (9-6 1/4). meter run (8:47.69), junior Ed freshman Kristen Avioli, Fitzgerald and the "I don't think we' ve shown what we [really] Also turning in solid individual per­ Montalvo in the 60-meter dash (7.12), Stephens sisters brought home the win in that have all season. We finally did, and that's a good formances were senior Cristin Romano and senior Nate Irvin in the 200-meter event. thing going into conferences." in . the 5000-meter run (19:57.72), dash (23.13). THE REVlEW/File Photo Senior Amy Spooner said she was pleased The Hens will now have two· weeks to prepare freshman Jen McDonald in the 60- Delaware returns to action Saturday with the way Delaware capped off its season. A member of the women's diving team meter dash (8: 17) and sophomore for their first ever CAA Championships meet at practices a dive earlier this season. The to compete in the Princeton "The team did really well," she said. "It's George Mason University Feb. 21-24. Tyechia Smith in the 400-meter run Invitational. always good to win the last meet, especially the Hens beat Georgetown this past weekend. (1:01.52). Double Dragon: Hens can't overcome two-digit deficit

continued from page Cl Rowland said. "Every time we thought we would take control, they bit a big shot and tage on the offensive end. stretched the lead out." "We gave up too many open looks," he Unfortunate ly, the Hens turned the ball said. "The deciding factor was that they over on their next possession and from that received 29 points from their bench." point on, the Hens were forced to foul. Drexel was led by With Drexel shoot­ junior guard Eric ing 77.5 percent from Schmieder, whose 19 the line, its victory points, 12 rebounds was sealed. and I 0 assists were "We were fighting Delaware was led good for the eighth by Ames, who fin­ triple-double in back all game. Every ished with a career­ Dragons' history. high 33 points. The last time any time we thought we Rowland chipped in Drexel player would take control, with 13, and Sessoms accomplished that finished with 11 for feat was Michae l they hit a big shot the game. Anderson in 1987. Henderson said the Throughout the and stretched the lead game's tempo was second half, the contrary to the team's Hens dealt with mul­ out." preferred style of tiple double-digit play. deficits. but were " I was on the kids only able to get with- all day abo ut not in six before the leaving their shooters Dragons pulled -junior guard Austen Rowland open." be said. "We away. did a good job on the Delaware did have outside but we didn' t a chance to c lose the convert in the paint gap with l :48 remaining when junior guard as well as they did.'' A usten Rowland hit one of his three- th ree The Hens will again attempt to move pointers to bring the Hens within six at 90- back into the win column when they travel 84. to Maryland to take on Towson tomorrow " We we re fi ghting back all game: · night at 7:30 p.m. Junior guard Austen Rowland shoots over a defender in a game earlier this season. jpsjde UD Facts, Figures and Notes • Swimming and diving The Delaware women's beats Georgetown lacrosse team is ranked No. 19 • Hockey wins two more in the Lacrosse Magazine pre­ games over the weekend season NCAA Division I Top •••••••.see page C2 20 Poll .

February 12, 2002 • Cl Commentary B RIAN PAKETT UD EXPERIENCES OLD DOMINATION

The gap in passing ability was blatant, as Old Dominion out­ Hens fall to No. 20 assisted Delaware 18-4. "Any time you hold a team to four assists, that shows that you are really taking a team out of its Lady Monarchs rhythm," Monarchs head coach Wendy Larry said. BY JEFF GLUCK played in nearly every area as Old Prior to the game, the Hens had Senior Sports Editor Dominion ( 17-5, 13-0) constantly been in rhythm, winning nine Hey Philly, NORFOLK, Va.-The Old put pressure into every passing and straight games since losing to Old Dominion fans erupted w ith shooting situation. Dominion Jan. I I in Newark, 82- cheers, louder than any that have ln fact, the Monarchs were so 55· Why Kobe? ever fi lled the Bob Carpenter dominant that the Hens seemingly Martin said the officiating Center for a women's basketball required maxjmum effort on even played a part in the Monarchs jolt- game. ing Delaware. the simplest of tasks, such as drib- "Old Dominion was allowed to The volume was so loud that a bling the ball over the half-court St. Louis Cardinals right fan standing outside the ODU line . play physical," she said. "There fielder J.D. Drew was Fieldhouse mi ght have thought the "We just constantly put pressure were a lot of things let go, and I deservedly greeted with his Monarchs had just cli nched their on the ball, got in the pass- think that caught my share ofjeers, Energizers and lith straight NCAA Tournament ing lanes, and talked to team off guard." Duracels when be played his first game berth. at Veterans Stadium after refusing to each other," Old Dominion WOMEN'S Martin also said However. the cause of the over­ senior guard Sharron the crowd of 3,980 sign with the Phillies after the club draft­ ·.vhelming sound was just a simple Francis said . B ASKETBALL had little to do with ed him. .:>ffensive rebound. The largest contrast may the game, but A spoiled Eric Lindros was rightful­ Just like the volume of the have been in passing. -0..,...-en_s___ ....,...... __ because " this partic- ly greeted with a raucous reception crowd, the No. 20 Old Dominion 45 uiar crew" called the Delaware struggled to ODU when be returned to the First Union women were absolutely over­ complete most of its pass- ______72__ ..._ game the way it did, Center for the first time in an opponents' whelming in a 72-45 rout of es, while the Monarchs her players were unifonn after he acted like a 3-year-<>ld Delaware Sunday afternoon. consistently threaded precise toss- "victims of that style of play." and refused to play for the Ayers due to "Today they showed exactly es right through the Hens defense, The Hens seemed victimized disagreements between team general why they are a Top-20 team," Hens like a game of connect-the-dots. from the very start. After the first manager Bobby Clarke, Lindros and his bead coach Tina Martin said. "We were able to move the ball timeout, with the score 20-5, the father Carl. "[The Monarchs] were very physi­ around and make the extra pass," team appeared to lose its initial 1be actions and decisions of these cal, and our team backed down a Francis said. "By doing that, we courage. two players warranted the harsh treat­ little bit." pretty much got any shot we want- For the rest of the first half, ment that they received in their respec­ Delaware (17-5 10-3 Colonial ed." Delaware found it hard to keep the tive returns to Pbilly. Athletic Association) was out- deficit close to 20 points. However, after this is where I am "They put us on our heels a lit­ deeply confused. tle bit at halftime," Martin said. What did Santa Claus ever do? In In the second half, although the late November, while watching a home Hens played better, they bad a bard Philadelphia Eagles contest, (one in time staying near a margin of 30 which they won), my roommate asked points. me if it was Jewish Heritage Night at the All-American candidate THE REVIEW!Ben Thoma Vet. lbis question arouse after we Lucienne Berthieu led all scorers J unior guard Allison Trapp attempts a shot over a Towson watched cameras catch a fan dressed in with 19 points, while teammate defender in the Hens 66-28 victory Thursday night. a Jolly red suit being overwhelmed by Monique Coker added 15 for the the tradition of constant heckling and Monarchs. son in Norfolk. you," Martin said. "When they boos. Junior guard Allison Trapp was Towson was limited to 26 points became physical, we backed down, Santa Claus? the only Delaware player to score in November, Virginia and that's a learning experience Several years ago, in a contest in double digits, recording 17 Commonwealth scored 46 m for my basketball team." between the Dallas Cowboys and the points in the losing effort. January and George Mason was Hen Nuggets: Delaware got a Eagles, Cowboys wide receiver On the downside for the Hens, held to a meager 31 points on victory at home Thursday night in Michael Irvin suffered a serious injury they committed 26 turnovers and Friday night. a rout of Towson. that nearly left him paralyzed. What did bad the ball stolen 19 times. The Monarchs now have a With four minutes remaining in the Veteran Stadium fans do? Tiley Also, Delaware shot just 37 per­ three-game conference lead over the first half and the score at 20-19 cheered·as Irvin was down'tn pain. cent from the field for the game. the second-place Hens, who would in favor of the Hens, Delaware Three years ago, a buddy of mine Old Dominion, whose losses only meet Old Dominion again if went on a 46-9 run the rest of the received an unprovoKed knock to the include decisions to No. 1 they made it to the CAA game to win 66-28. jaw from a disgruntled, drunken, less Connecticut, No. 3 Tennessee, No. Championship. The tournament In the contest, senior guard Thoma than high class, Phillies' fan at the con­ 23 Virginia Tech and No. 24 North will be held in Norfolk from Megan Dellegrotti scored her clusion of a Philadelphia victory over Senior forward Christina Rible attempts to drain a jumper over a Towson defender Thursday night in the Hens victory. Carolina, have held other CAA March 6 to 9. l,OOOth point, the 17th Hen to do the Mets for no apparent reason. opponents to low scores this sea- " You just have to put it behind so. And Sunday night yet again, Los Angeles guard and Philadelphia native Kobe Bryant received loud boos during the entire NBA All Star game, which took place at the First Union Center. That's right, the entire game, includ­ Hens burned by Dragons ing the ceremony announcing him as the games MVP. Once again I wonder, what did Kobe 9-5) used a simple game plan of one rebound before be went to the Bryant ever do to Philly? Centers once pounding the ball inside. bench with foul trouble of his Now, I understand that many was again a key factor in the post own. Philadelphia diehards remain very frus­ as Hens junior forward Maurice The first half belonged to Hens trated since a championship had not again focus Sessoms was assigned the diffi­ sophomore guard Mike Ames. been won in the city since the Phillies cult task of containing Drexel Ames scorched Drexel's won in 1984. of match-up junior center Robert Battle. perimeter defense, converting 6- Nineteen Years. NineteenYears! The burden of guarding Battle of-8 from three-point land and led But, unless I am missing something, BY CRAIG SHERMAN would be no small task as he came the team with 21 points going into I am pretty sure that is not Santa Oaus's Sports Editor in averaging 14.6 points per game halftime. fault, and although Kobe Bryant helped PHILADELPHIA, Fa- while leading the CAA His six first half three- lead his Lakers over the Si.xers in last Anyone in search of what a col­ in rebounding and pointers is a school year's NBA finals, it is not his fault lege basketball rivalry is like bad blocked shots. MEN's record, and he is also either. to look no further than the Early on, it seemed B ASKETBALL the first player to regis- In fact, Kobe is actually just like Delaware-Drexel men's basket­ the Dragons would ter 20 points by half- most of his counterparts who nearly ball game Saturday. again dominate the time since former booed him out of the building Sunday This was the 123rd meeting interior, as Sessoms _H_e_n_s___ 8_9 ___ Delaware standout night. between these squads, with the picked up two quick Drexel 97 ...... _ Mike Pegues scored 24 Bryant is a local boy, who attended Hens holding the series advantage fouls. in 1999. THE REVIEW/Ben Thoma nearby Lower Merion High School in this season after a 75-70 win Jan. As a result, Sessoms "I was able to get a lot Freshman forward Mark Curry attempts a layup in a Pennsylvania. On top of that, Joe "Jelly 19 at the Bob Carpenter Center. was limited to just two minutes of of good lboks early on," Ames game against Penn earlier this season. Bean" Bryant, Kobe's father, played for However, the outcome was dif­ playing time in the first half. said. "The guys did a good job of the Si.xers in 1977. ferent this time as Delaware (10- After Sessoms went to the realizing I had the hot hand and This is nothing new for Philadelphia 13, 6-7 Colo nial Athletic bench, the job of defending Battle setting good screens." fanatics however, as its not hard to Association) dropped its second fell to junior forward Dave After the game, Hens head remember when Philly's star quarter­ straight game, losing 97-89. Hindenlang and sophomore for­ coach David Henderson cited the Drexel's confines back Donovan McNabb was announced The last time these two teams ward Robin Wentt, who were able importance of Ames' strong play. on draft day, he was greeted with a squared off, the Dragons ( 12-11, to limit Battle to six points and "[Ames] was as calm as any warm, hometown booing. player I've seen," he said. "He You certainly don't have to love this seemed to drill shot after shot, not very friendly guy. You don't have to like him or even which kept us in the game." root for him. Despite Ames' fiery play, But as ESPN anchor Stuart Scott Delaware still trailed 45-39 at BY MATT DASILVA crowd to be well heard by oppos­ says, "respect the rings, and respect the halftime. The Hens committed I 0 Sports Editor ing squads. game." turnovers, but shot over 50 per­ PHILADELPHIA, PA- They It would be hard for one to One cannot put into question Kobe cent from the floor in the frame. call it the "City of Brotherly believe that so many Philadelphia Bryant's skill level, and his 31 points in It was clear going into halftime Love." natives could know Delaware the all-star game were proof of that. that the team who started fastest But there was certainly no love junior guard and Minnesota native Even Philly's own Allen Iverson was in the second half would win in lost Saturday when perennial Ryan Iversen' mother as well as disappointed in the reception Kobe what was turning into a shootout. rivals Delaware and Drexel they constantly claimed. received. It proved to be the Dragons squared off in Philadelphia. However. a good por­ "I don·t know why they did it," he who came out the strongest, as Tempers fl ared as tion of the 2,342 strong said. "It's just something you have to they increased their lead to 12 early as the pre-game at Saturday's showdown deal witb.l've been playing in Philly for points with 5:25 remaining. warm-ups when a mid­ MEN'S seemed to have some The half continued to belong to court scruff set the tone six years and they boo us in the first BASKETBALL comment aved for each quarter if things are not going right." · Drexel as it kept Delaware's for an intense match-up and every opposing 'The Answer' knows it, and so offense in check, which gave the between these long- player. should you. Dragons an opportunity to work time foes. 2.342. Don't blame 19 years of futility on on their inside-outside game. While no punche were thrown, That number might not eem Kobe Bryant. That game plan allowed Drexel the physicality of the game was overwhelming considering the If you need to blame someone, to convert on five three-pointers. eminent as the Dragons pounded Hens average almost 5,000 fans a their way to a 97-89 victory over blame one of your own. Jeer Iverson, With six players tallying in game at the Bob Carpenter Center. jeer McNabb. jeer Rolen or jeer Leclair. double figures, the good ball the Hens. But the acoustics at the Of course. the style of play They are the ones who haven't gotten movement consistently found the Daskalakis Center can make 2.342 clearly matched the hosti le envi­ the job done. open man. . ound like a deafening 7.008. Henderson said the Dragons' ronment at the Daskalakis Center. Capacity at the pressure cooker THE REVIEW/Ben Thoma bench and their ability to hit the arena Drexel calls home. third-level gym is listed as 2.300. The center is designed to allow Brian Paken is a managing sports edi­ Sophomore guard Mike Ames looks for an open teammate ear­ clutch shots gave them an advan- every expletive coming from the tor for The Review. Send comments to lier this season. Ames scored a career high 33 points Saturday. ce CHAOTIC page C3 [email protected]. - see DOUBLE page C2 C2 . THE REVIEW • February 12.2002 UD continues winning ways The small rink size and poor lig hting of the arena gave Hens def eat Delaware problems trying to move the puck up the rink. This game was also different Westfield St. because the Hens· offensive output came later than usual. Both teams went scoreless through the first 20 and Navy minutes. The second period saw BY CRAIG SHERMAN Delaware regain its focus and cap­ Sport> Editor Coming off a 3- 1 loss to Penn ture the lead. State last weekend, the Delaware A tough Navy defense kept the ice hockey team fo und itself in an game relatively close until the third unfamiliar position. period. when the Hens exploded Before their loss on Feb. 2 to the for three goals and crursed to the 4- No.I leer , the Hens had won six 1 win. straight games while continuing to Ferrazoli said the key for the prepare themselves for the upcom­ team to remain successful is its ing American Collegiate Hockey depth from top to bottom. A sociation national tournament. "We have four lines that can all Friday night saw No. 2 score," he said. " We're well round­ Delaware (23-4-1) return home to THE REViEW/Rob Meletti ed and I think we may have the face NCAA Division [[[ Westfield A Delaware forward looks to pass the puck as he heads up ice in a deepest team in the country." State (7-10-2) at the Fred Rust game ealier this season. The Hens won both games this weekend. Brandwene said the team's per­ Arena. formance this weekend perfectly under two minutes later when Tilch Bartlett hit Arhangelsky who tal­ The fi nal score was evident of describes the level of play it is found sophomore forward Ken lied the goal to net a hat trick and capable of. the He ns' dominance ~s they Cardillo to give the Hens a 3-0 the Hens' 6-0 victory. defeated the Owls 6-0. " I thought we played well in A Delaware runner attempts to outrun the competition. lead. After the game, Delaware head Delaware began the game by both games," he said. " l give a lot Delaware busted the game open coach Josh Brandwene said j umping out to an early lead two of credit to this group. They stuck in the third period when junior for- Arhangelsky's performance was minutes into the game when it con­ with it and played well against two ward Joe Barlett hit junior forward positive for the entire team. verted on the power play to jump tough goaltenders." Peter Arhangelsky three minutes " It was a really enjoyable thing Now, as Delaware enters its last Men, women ahead 1-0 . into the period to increase the for the whole team," he said. "And On the power play goal, sopho­ regular season against West more forward Nic k Burke and Hens' lead to four. it was great for Virginia this weekend, the empha­ This was just the [Arhangelsky] to get a junior forward Geo Harris found sis changes from making a game beginning for natural hat trick." senior defensemen Paul Tilch, who plan to preparating for the future. run in opposite Arhangelsky on Friday, Hens junior goal- knocked in the goal. ICE "At this point in the season the as he became Delaware's H OCKEY tender Lance Rosenberg The early goal for the Hens games don't mean as much," Tilch proved to be the only scoring until offensive juggernaut by ----~..,---- stopped 18 shots in the said. "The key now is to get back scoring two more times Westfield 0 Gm. l shutout. late in the second period when they in the lineup and continue to work for the hat trick. Hens 6 ...._ With little time to regrouped and opened up the game on our power play as well as our directions The first came at 7:19 savor the win, Delaware up for good. penalty killing." when Arhangelsky Hens 4 ._. traveled to Navy BY MATT CLARK On the men's ide, Delaware came Delaware junior center Chris The puck drops Friday night at 8 scored an unassisted Navy 1 Gm. 2 Saturday night to take p.m. in the Gold Arena, and the Sraff Reporter in fourth with 88.5 points. Ferazzoli found junior center Dan A multi-divisional meet which goal putting the Hens up ------on the Midshipmen in an Hens close out their regular season LaSalle won the Division I meet Howard to give the Hens the 2-0 showcased various Division 1, II, and lead at the 15 :25 mark of the sec­ by five. arena that forced the Hens to adjust Saturday at 4:30 p.m. at the Fred with 216.5 points overall, while TCNJ ill men's and women's indoor track won the Division IIIIII meet with 271 ond period. With 13:25 left, Delaware senior to circumstances they do not nor­ Rust Arena. forward Mike Weyermann and mally face. teams took place Friday at the points. Delaware added to its lead just Delaware Field House. ''We're a young and inexperienced The Delaware women did well in group,but we're improvin" head coach defending their borne turf, as the Hens Jim Fischer said, took fust place overall at the Delaware "lfthey don't have successful meets, Invitational #3, while the men's team they won't have the confidence they Ho-yea: Delaware sweeps meet finished fourth. need." "It feels good,'' junior distance run­ The men, despite not running a full BYMATTAMIS senior meet." ner Monica Marchetta said. "All the varsity squad, made a respectable Staff Reporter After struggling in the early stages of its sea­ hard work is starting to pay off at the showing. Hitting its stride at just the right time, the son, the men's team (5-6) strung together con­ end of the season." The Hens took two first-place, two Delaware men's and women's swimming and secutive wins to end the regular season cam­ Delaware's victory was its first of second-place and three third-place fin­ diving teams both posted impressive victories paign on a positive note. the season, continuing a trend of ishes. over Georgetown Saturday afternoon. Leading the way was senior Bryan Kahner, progress with each meet it Sprinting standout The women were victorious 135-99 while the who finished first in the 1000-yard freestyle has run this year. Butch Patrick. who took men posted a 130.5-106.5 win. ( l 0:03.83). The Hens ftnished with his first victory five days INDOOR The Hens are now poised to make an impact Junior Lavar Larks capped off a stellar regu­ 229 points, beating out ago, did not run because of at the Colonial Athletic Association lar season by winning both diving events, post­ Division I opponents TRACK a groin injury. Championships in two weeks. ing scores of 271.20 and 274.72 in the 1-meter Monmouth (197 .5), and The highlight of Each Hoyas squad came into the meet with and 3-meter, respectively. LaSalle ( 176.5). Delaware's performance just one loss on the season. Also capturing first place finishes on the "Our times are going down," head was junior pole-vaulter Jon DiNozzi. Junior Julie Van Deusen and sophomore men's side were freshman Alex Skacel in the coach Susan McGrath-Powell said. He won the event with a vault of 15'9". Sandy Stephens set Delaware records as the 200-yard butterfly (1 :57 .39), junior Tim "Right now we are in a good spot." Of the five matches he has compet­ women's team (8-5) downed Georgetown. Wasiewski in the 200-yard breast­ The Invitational was broken up into ed in so far this season, Dinozzi has The women's victory was due also stroke (2: 14.58), freshman Robert a Division I meet and a Division IIIIII won four. in part to a solid effort from senior Frey in the 400-yard individual med- meet. The College of New Jersey "It's staying focused on your long Jennifer Haus, who captured two vic­ SWIMMING AND ley (4: 15.62) and junior Kevin romped Lincoln 182-58 in the Division term goals," he said. "Don't think tories as the Hens took eight of the I 2 Weisser in the 500-yard freestyle II/Ill field. about the meet, just look ahead toward events. D IVING (4:51.56). Delaware dominated as it captured the next one." Van Deusen, who has not lost an In addition, the Hens 400-yard four first-place finishes, six second­ DiNozzi, who transferred from event aJI year, completed her perfect medley relay team of junior Rick Dressel, place finishes and eight third-place fin­ George Mason last year, has been solid season and also broke her own school record in Skacel, Wasiewski, and Weisser won the event in ishes. for the Hens. the ·one-meter diving event with a total of a time of 3:40.80. Junior weight thrower Jennie Chiller First year pole-vaulting coach Chris 271.12. Kahner stressed the importance of momentum won her third meet of the young season Watson praised Dinozzi's efforts. She also captured the three-meter event with a heading into the CAA championships. with a throw of 16 meters. "He has not seen his full potential total of 273.75. "It was good that we won and ended the sea­ Other. top fmishers for the Hens yet," be said "He has good speed and Stephens surpassed her own school record in son on a high note," he said. "We wanted to go were junior Laura Dietrich in the triple strength, a good take off, and a great the 200-yard breaststroke with a time of 2:22.57. into conferences with a lot of confidence. A lot jump (36-6 3/4), junior Monica work ethic. Other first-place finishers for Delaware of people had really good swims." Marchetta in the 5000-meter run "If he keeps it up, you will hear include junior Lindsay DeJiavalle in the 50-yard Senior Brad Smith said the team's hard work (18:29.37), freshman Kristen Frustillo about him in the future." freestyle (25.43), freshman Sara Stephens in the is paying off. in the 60-meter dash (8.12), freshman Other top finishes for the men were 200-yard butterfly (2:09.69) and sophomore Jill "We bad a pretty good showing," he said. "I Jennifer Hogue in the high jump (4- 11 ) senior Micheal Reh in the high jump Fitzgerald in the I 00-yard freestyle (54.68). am not surprised because we've been training and senior Lisa Steward in the pole (6-3 J/4), junior Pat Riley in the 3000- The Hens 400-yard medley relay team of really hard and it finally showed. vault (9-6 J/4). meter run (8:47.69), junior Ed freshman Kristen Avioli, Fitzgerald and the "I don't think we' ve shown what we [really] Also turning in solid individual per­ Montalvo in the 60-meter dash (7.12), Stephens sisters brought home the win in that have all season. We finaJiy did, and that's a good formances were senior Cristin Romano and senior Nate Irvin in the 200-meter event. thing going into conferences." in .the 5000-meter run (19:57.72), dash (23. 13). Senior Amy Spooner said she was pleased THE REVIEW/File Photo The Hens will now have two· weeks to prepare freshman Jen McDonald in the 60- Delaware returns to action Saturday with the way Delaware capped off its season. A member of the women's diving team meter dash (8: I 7) and sophomore for their first ever CAA Championships meet at to compete 10 the Princeton "The team did really well," she said. "It's . practices a dive earlier this season. The George Mason University Feb. 21-24. Tyechia Smith in the 400-meter run Invitational. always good to win the last meet, especially the Hens beat Georgetown this past weekend. (I :01.52). Double Dragon: Hens can't overcome two-digit deficit continued from page C 1 Rowland said. "Every time we thought we would take control, they hit a big shot and tage on the offensive end. stretched the lead out." " We gave up too many open looks," he Unfortunately, the Hens turned the ball said. "The deciding factor was that they over on their next possession and from that received 29 points from their bench." point on, the Hens were forced to foul. Drexel was led by With Drexel shoot­ junior guard Eric ing 77.5 percent from Schmieder, whose 19 th e line, its victory points, 12 rebounds was sealed. and I 0 assists were "We were fighting Delaware was led good for the eighth by Ames, who fin­ triple-double in back all game. Every ished with a career­ Dragons· history. high 33 points. The last time any time we thought we Rowland chipped in Drexel player would take control, with 13, and Sessoms accomplished that finished with II for feat was Michael they hit a big shot the game. Anderson in 1987. Henderson said the Throughout the and stretched the lead game's tempo was second half, the contrary to the team's Hens dealt with mul­ out." preferred style of tiple double-digit play. deficits, but were " 1 was on the kids only able to get with- all day about not in six before the leaving their shooters - junior guard Austen Rowland Dragons pulled open," he said. "We away. did a good job on the Delaware did have outside but we didn' t a chance to c lose the convert in the paint gap with I :48 remaining when junior g uard as well as they did.'' Austen Rowland hit one of his three- three The Hens will again attempt to move pointers to bring the Hens within six at 90- back into the win column when they travel 84. to Maryland to take on Towson tomorrow " We were fighting bac k all game." ni ght at 7:30 p.m. Junior guard Austen Rowland shoots over a defender in a game earlier this season. Febmary 12,2002 • THE REVIEW • C3 College Basketball

CoLONL\L ATHLETIC Asson.nto:'li ST.\:\I>I:'Ii<;s l\h: ~·s 8.\SKETH.\LL WOMEN'S BASKETBALL

MEN WOM.EN SArulUli\Y FEBRUARY 9 Su,.,DA¥ f't1\RUARY 10 I Z F l Z F Conf Pd AU Pct Conf Ptt All 'Pct DUAWMm ~ ~ ~ DELAWARE 20 25 4! Thes. UNC Wilmingtt•o; 11 -2 .846 16--7 .696 Old Dominion 13.{) LOOO 17·5 .773 Wed. Thur. Sat. Sun. Drexel 45 52 97 Old Dominion 40 32 72 ~cM~-m 8-4 .667 14-7 .667 .Delaware 1&.3 .769 17·5 .773 Druel (l:Z.U, 9-5 CAA)- Baltle 2-4 6-6 10. Old DoDlinlon (17-5. 13-0 CAA) - Maiga 4· 2/12 Dreul 9-5 .643 12-11 .522 Ja111e11 Madison 9-4 .692 15-7 .682 2/13 2/14 2/16 2/17 Whitworth 7~ 112·:2. 18. C<:!ss 5-8 4-416, King 2-3 '11-2 3, Berthieu 8-10 3-5 19, Thompson 1-4 1-2 VA Conunonweahh 9-5 .(H3 17-11 .680 VA ComlllQweal!h 8-? .615 ll-11 .soo Delaware 6-7 .462 0-0 5, Schmeider 2-8 14-17 19, Brooks 6-1 I 5-J I 3. Fr:ancis 4-6 0-0 9. Coker 7-15 1-2 IS, Spence 10.13 A3S ~M.ason 6-7 .462 ~2 .500 William llllll Mary 5-7 .417 8-14 .364 UNC \'(llnlingtoo 6--7 ,462 -10 ,545 17, Falrfalc 0.{) 0.{) 0, Rinds 5~8 0.{) 12 Thtlls Z!J-53 0-4 1-2 I. Howard l -4. 0-0, 2. Grant J. 7 0-0 6, Men's Basketball Home games at Bob Carpenter Center H.mtra S-8 .385 10-14 .417 DreAel 5-8 .385 12-10 .545 31-40 '17 Kouvinou 0.{) 1-2 • Giddens 2-4 3-1 7- 'Total$ JO. Towson UNCW OW OQmini£Jts Tiwf L£.\DEJIS M8.~ 1H84-613,Smith0-20.{)Q, Curry0- 1-85-67. Timmins 2-3 0-04. Malcolm l-4 2-4 4. - 17urJ!Iglt Feb. /(}games - Through Jw~ 81i1 g~s 0 6-o ().Knitter l-1 0.{) 3. Hunter J.. 7 J..S 910ials Howell 0- 13-4 3, 'Trapp 6-12 S-1! 17. Rible2-7 o- ScoluN<: Ofmlse Prs. Po Gun: Sc:OIUNG 0f11BNS& Prs. .PER GAME 31:45 1S.23 89 . "' 0 4 Totals 14-4317·2..~ 45 Women's Basketball Home games at Bob Carpenter Center • JfalftiiM:,DeJtel45 Delaware39 ~ Halftime: Old Dominon 40, Delaware2.0. VA Commonwealth 1875 75.0 Old Dominion 1587 75.6 ~ UD 12-26 ~ 7-l3, Rqwllllld 3~) Drexel lbree-pclint gollls: U0 0-J , ODU 1-6. Drexel W&M ~el 1704 74.1 Delaware )465 69.8 ' il-21 {'!\'hliWQ'th24;(l(lsl;2-4). ~ UD33 Rebounds: UD 29 (Sailer 6, Cole ODU 38 JamrsMadi- 1522 69.2 , WllliaJ,n and Mary 145!1 69.3 S.;, 7 p.m. 2p.m. (lveaeo 7, ~ 6)fuxel33 (Schmelder 12, (Coker 10 Maiga 8). ~: UD 4 ('J1mp10!1$ 2) ~Mason 1453 69.2 VA Commonwealth 1435 $.3 UNC Wilmington 1538 66.9 Drexel 1423 67.8 ' battle 5). ~ pD20 (SJaaely ~.Rowlatd 5} ODU 18.(Pmncis 9), Old Dominion 1537 66.8 James Madison 1366 65.{) ~el23 (Sctimekler 10, Od&$ 5}. Hofstra 1594 66.4 UNC Wilmington 1293 6U) . Auepdanc:e: 2342 Ddawan 1518 66.0 Geo!leMasoo 1394 60.6 William and Mary 1402 63.7 Hofstra 1224 $ .3 'lbWSM 1319 57.3 Thw$00 • 9S4 46;9 CAA WOMEI'I'S txDmooAL LEADEIIS -THROUGH FEBRUARY /fiTHGAMES 'scolUNG Ll:ADERS . FIILD Go.U. Per. . FG FGA Pcr. FG FGA PUnas T£.-.M ts:S : A~ VA Commonwealth 662 1521 .435 Old 1'>ominiOO 586 1282 .4~i . 17.9 ' ~ . i. MicheUeMaslow~ki Drexel 19$ Towson 496 1140 ,4" VA COimnonWealth. ,,542 1264 . .429 : H,s+ • " 2. J® Bfiekey , . Hors~n~ - t6.8 Home games at Bob Hannah Stadium UNC Wilroinglon 541 1259 .430 James Madisolt •503 ltll ~ .4()9'" 17~ • • Kristine Au..~rgulen VA Com010owealth 16.8 '- Megan De~JesrottiDelaware 1u 3 p.m. 1 p.m. 1 p.m. Old Dominion ~ 1324 .408 H9f&tra. ;,c, 7. S~Montgome!}' UNCWilmington 13.5 i>reul 593 1456 .401 Wl1liaql and Maly Jessica Copskey Drexel 13.5 Hofstra sso 1369 • .4Q2 <>-Je.Muon.. 9: Jami ·Lange WiUiam and Mary t3.2 10. Allis(,a Trapp Delaware 13.0 Wllliam. and Mary 486 1225 .397 T-SOil Home meets at Delaware Field House .REBOUNDJNG LEADERS: Men's Indoor Track \· I. ~Y.·MQrgan UNCw 9.8. Prince­ CAA Men's rt-Yer ot the Week · 2 aari6tma Rible Dela•m '.s 3.Micbe11e Maslowsk lpel(el 9.4 ton Mille A-. 4. Megnan Mcintyre Drexel 8.7 ~BfltU'i 7:2 \'enleSsa: Neamo George Masoo 8.7: Invite ~ 7..0· · , 6~ Maiga Old DQlnioioo 8, l 7:-:y~~ ll~ 8.0 AlNs averaged 20.5 points and shot 70 ~nt ' Brickey ••21.0 ~.til 6.5 8. Shan:iikl Mootgom UNCW 7.9 Women's Indoor Track Home meets at Delaware Field House -:~ -~ >::$ , Kristine Austguleo VACommonwealth 7.9 tom !brei: poiAt range and from ~field. I'IUO pmes. ' ·~ .. ,".,. ,. · IO.Qu~ Walker W'Ulialli.-and Mary 7.8 Prince- la die Hens 75-70 Old llomiaioD 011 ~ ov:r ln tbeJl,lri4ef71-66~~to~: "" CAA W~'s Scores Februey 2. ~tied a Bob Carpeolet Center Ma$0nshe1!ilfiyedne~~· a1.:, .,· ton m:onf by making- his fust sill three poinler$ and poiliiS, bad !brei usist. ~Rboands ll8d Pl,ayell ~; ' UNO~ 61, Drex.el 41 Invite finlsbod Yfi1h 26 points. al14S~ · Vtrgina ~alb 73. HofStra ss l\Die$ con~erted $ix of nine poji)IS froJ1I tbe field Old DoVUnion 69, Georgo Mason 31 ill a 75-70-viclory over VA ~wealth. .. . Home • lamea~55, T~29 Vltgioia G50tmewafllt 79, Drexel 64 Away George Mason 8{), \Vtlliam and Mary 67 * Denotes Conference Game lJNC Wilmil)gton 86, lfoistra SO did Oootialon 72 Del&~ 45 Chaotic scene in Drexel 1,o·oo FoR No. 11

Wentt, who had an emphatic dunk earlier in the half, continued from page Cl was met with Battle's 6-foot-8, 230-pound frame and sent to the floor. which was what the temperature seemed to feel like in This physical, type of play in a highly competitive the jam-packed house. conference game did not surpr~se Henderson given the Sitting courtside amongst all the fans felt more like a playing atmosphere. shoebox than a press box. "They really do a good job of supporting the great This was the environment Delaware was thrust into on rivalry between Delaware and [the Dragons] here," he the road, and the style of play reflected that. said. "We expected the crowd and the media to be excit­ Officials Doug Shows, Emanuel Upton and Jerry ed about this game." Heater certainly earned their money Saturday, as the hard Junior guard Austen Rowland said the active Drexel fouls and up-tempo play made for an extremely physical fans played a factor in Saturday's outcome. contest. · "The crowd was definitely in the game with them Hens junior guard Vohn Hunter fouled out of the game knocking down all those shots," he said. "They were real after logging nine points in 19 minutes. loud. Freshman guard Jeremiah King and junior center "I don't think it was too much of a factor in our game Robert Battle were also disqualified and relegated to the but it was a boost for them." Dragons' bench after picking up their fifth fouls in the Despite the unique playing conditions at Daskitlakis, second half. the Hens were composed on the offensive end. In all, there were 51 fouls called for the game as the Nobody showed more composure than sophomore referees attempted to regulate the frenzy of action that guard Mike Ames, who calmly sank threes at will in the took place on the court. first half to keep the Dragons at bay in the fast-paced, Delaware head coach Da~id Henderson said the high-scoring affair. · teams' respective performances from the foul line His career high 33 points led all scorers. became the deciding factor. Drexel junior guard Eric Schmieder, whose triple­ " lt was an aggressive, physical game and there were a double highlighted the Dragons' offensive outburst, said lot of fouls," he said. "The difference this time was the rivalry lived up to its billing. [Drexel] was more aggressive and did a great job getting "We actually had a full house for a change," he said, to the free-throw line and knocking those shots down." "so that got the juices flowing. The Dragons shot 31-of-40 from the foul line, making "There were a lot of fouls early just because everyone good on 77.5 percent of their attempts. was so pumped up." Couple that with the Hens 15-of-23, 65.2 percent per­ Dragons head coach Bruiser Flint, who has had his formance from the line and it proves to be the difference. fair share of experience with hard-nosed basketball, said The Philadelphia street ball mentality was most appar­ this is the type of mentality needed when playing at ent when sophomore forward Robin Wentt was ham­ home. mered in the paint by Battle while attempting a putback "In this league, nobody wins on the road," he said. in the first half. .. "So you better win at home."

THE REVJ EW/Ben Thoma T HE REV I EW/B~n Thoma Junior guard Ryan Iversen holds the ball down low and attempts to create a scoring opportuni­ Senior guard Megan DeUegrotti scores hei·lOOOth career point (top) against Towson Thursday night ty for the Hens in their loss to Pennsylvania earlier this season. She received applause from her teammates (top right) and balloons (below right). I d)Itl;u: 12. 2()t12 • TilE RE\'IU\ • CJ College Basketball

CoLONIAL ATHLETIC AssociATION STANDINGS MEN'S BASKETBALL WOMEN'S BASKETBALL DELAWARE SPORTS CALENDAR ' W OMI.:\ $,\flfRJ)," FF.DR• . \ RY 'i Sl \ll\) I I .. ~, W\ Ill I 2 F J' Cunt Pel \II I'"' Cnnf l'ct All f'rt OELAWAIH 1tl 15 -t5 Tues. Wed. Thur. Fri. Sat. Sun. Mon. ll'>(' \\'ilnungh•ll II .'. ~-lh '" 7 _(,<)(, Old D\lnllnion 13·0 J.(~JI) 17-5 .77.l Dr<~el -l'i 52 97 Old Dununu•n -1<1 7:! G(.'Uffl.: \1 ~1''~" ~ --t ()67 1~ -7 M7 lh:la11are 10..1 .71\'} 17-5 .773 Dn:u llfl-11. \I-S CAA)- Ilalll..: 2--1 (,.,, 10. Old Oom iniun ( 17-5. 1.1-U C\,\ ) \1Jlga -J. Dr~\el 11 i M > 12-11 52.:' J:slll{'!'- M ih.li"''n IJ-4 .692 15· 7 .68! 2/12 2/13 2/14 2/15 2/16 2/17 2/18 Whitwtmh 7- 11 2-2 1~ . Gt•:;s 5-X.J--1 1(\. Kmg 2-3 \ ,\ Cnnun,•nw~ahh 'I 5 .r,.n (7. ~ t>li(! VA f'ttlnnJP\\CUlth R-5 .lil.'i 11 - 11 .:'>00 7 1-~ .l.lknhocu X-ltl 1-5 l'l. Thump'"" 1--11-2 ltl-13 ..us Gc,wg~ M u~,m (,. 7 .462 12-2 .500 (l-0 5. S~hmeiJe r 2-ll 1-1-1 7 19. Brool.s 6-11 5-11 .l. I-ran.-,, -i-I>IHI4. Cnk.-r 7 - I:' 1-2 l.'i. Spcn,·c at :, (.l JM LIKC Wi lming1011 (i.7 An! 1!-10 .545 17. FairiJ' 0-410-410. Him[, 5-X 0-0 I} Tuulls 29-5.1 0-.J 1-c I. lin\\ ard I -1 I) o. 2. t;r;rllt 1 7 0 (I 6. Men's Basketball Home games Bob Carpenter Center f h,t ~ Lra 5 ~ 3~~ Ill II ..\I 7 )-X .~R5 12- 10 5-15 .~1-40 117 Kuu• '""" ll-11 I 2 . c;,JJnh 2--1. -4 7 T .. tal' Jt). TO\\ '>Oil UNCW Old l>nrninh.lO ~ -'1 . ox lfl-1. - ~'-' 4-'1 .JIJS 10 12 .455 UELA\\ARE (1()..13, 6-7 CAAl - Wenu 1--1. 61 11 -1'172 J..tml'' ~1 udi,pn ~-'1 lUX II II ..'iOU Hof, Ira .30~ .31X -19 7-15 1-4 .1. Hiruknlang 1-2 2-2-1, Sc"on ~' :.-12 1-2 II. O~: LAWARE117-S. W-3('-\ ,\ ) DJ.,, U-1 7:30 7:30 T,l\\o-.(lll .j.C} •.10~ X-1~ ..\4!1 0·13 .uoo 1· 21 .11-15 '"" \ln Rowland 4-9 2-2 13. tvcr.-en 1·3 2-2 5. Slatlcry .J- 7 0-00. Colt· 1- 1 tl-1 2. flclk~r••tt• 1-112-2 .J. ~.11kr p.m. p.m. Tlo.;\M LI::.<\I.JF.R!I TF "'' Lt ll•fK> O.Q ~ - A me.' 11-18 4-6 33. SnmhO-:! 0-0il. Curry l).. I·:! 5-1>7. Timmin' :-~ o.o -1. ,\l.tkolm 1-4 2-4 -1. 11uom:fr Fd1. Jt) ~cwr.: ,. - Thruu.~h JmL Xrlr .~am~< 0 0-0 0. Knm,·r 1- 1 0-0 .1. Hunter ~-7 ~-5 9 Tol:>ls "'"'<110-1 3-4 :1. I ' ·'1'1' 6-1 ~ ~-S 17. R1~lc 2-7 0- CORJ\(, 0Hf">~ I"N. PFR t; "'F SwRt'>~G Onv-.sE t>-1-s. f'EII GA ~tE J I..(.S 15·23 !>'9 0 q 'Jb tuls 1-1--l.l 17-25-15 Women's Basketball Home games at Bob Carpenter Center Halftime: Dcxd 45 fk'la,.urc 39 Tlm-.:-poinl Halftime: Old l),nnintlll ~0. JRI,,warc ::!0. VA ComnlOint~:oab : UD tl-.1. 00(1 1-6 8- ~ I 1\\>llti" orth 2-4. Goss :!--1). Rebound<: UD 3~ Rebound~: IS.11kr (>_ Cc•k - .). JJm~' \1aJ"''" 1522 (,1}_2 WilhMn .uu.l ~'l.ll) 1455 6'1.3 l' D 2'' O!JU IX 7 p.m. 2p.m. Ge,111:e :.l:N'n 1-15.1 69.2 V.o\ Comlll ~) U 'C Witm•ngwn I"" 66.'1 ore,d 1-12.1 67 t< Battle S). Assi'>IS: UD 20 (Siaucry 6. Rowland 51 ODt · I (1 rllnc" ') 1. Old DontiniPn 1537 66.R J.~m~s ~l adison 1366 65.0 Drexel 2.1 (Schmeider 10. Go;;.< 5 1. 15114 Hoil 1t LE.\1!1'.1\!, T~l\\"-On '-' 19 57.:' 1i''"''" 984 41>.9 -TiiR()I.(;!f FE/11<1'\IIY 10111 GM/1~1 -T!IRfJt (;/( {J not .IR) J(lm G.t l' t,\\'~: 11.\ SCORJi\'(j LEAI)EHS FIEUl Co \L f'n. FG fGA r>n. FIF.I.O GUAL l't.,-. FG FGA Per. A\'G/C Pl... I\ t:RS I. Da,·id Fanning J:l.m<.'s Madison IR.5 A' GIG VA Common"~~lth ll62 1521 A~5 OIJ Dt•Ji, on 15.7 Delaware 5.3.1 1297 .411 UNC \\'ilming.ttm 458 1178 .389 7. Ra:;hccd Wnghi Old Dt•minion 14.5 6. :\·Iegan Oellegrottillelawa"' t4.2 3 p.m. I p.m. I p.m. OIJ D"minit>n 540 1.124 .40-'! Hoi. Lll\'C Wihnin£10n 13.5 9. Whitworth 14.1 Dre~d 59:1 1456 .407 William and Mary -190 1362 .360 lim Dre•el Je ·ic,, Cop'""Y Orc,el 13.5 10. Antoine \\~llie VA Common IJ.lt Hof~tra 550 l :t69 .402 George Ma. 13.2 R£BOUNDlNG LEADERS Wilh.un and Mal) .Jl!t> 1225 .397 Tow~on 350 1065 .329 10. AUboo Trapp IJelaware 13.0 Home meets at Delaware Field House I. Roben Battle Ore>.el 8.9 REUOt.:~DING LEADERS Men's Indoor Track 2. Jesse Young George ~lason 8.5 I. Tr.1cy Mo".!"" lJ:-ICW lJ.~ CAA Men's Player of the Week CAA Women's Player of The Week 3. Mike Johnson William and Mary 7.7 2. Cbri>tina Rihle Ddu,.ure 9.5 Prince­ P.1t Mitchell Jamc.' M adhon 7. 7 3.i\1ichellc \la'l"'''~ Drc'd <>.-1 ton Likholitov Mik~ Anl\'5 Jen Brickey 5. L.F. VA Common 7/) 4. :'oleghan ~1clnt}re Drexel K7 Soph(>morc guard Junior guard 6. Ricurd M a.rra 7. Kenny Adelk¢ Hof!.tm 7.0 6.Hrun,·hetO!l :'\1aiga Old Dominion '.I 8. Eric Schmieder Drexel 6.8 7. Vickcy Harp<'r l ~cw 8.0 ------, 9. Danny Walker Hofstra 6.7 A me' a..-emged 20.5 pc•int~ anJ ,h<•t 70 p.:rccnt Brickey averaged~ 1.0 poinls and 6.5 rebound.~ io ll. Shamtka Montg<'m L 1'\CW 7.':J Women's Indoor Track Home meet at Delaware Field Hou e from three poim range ami fmm the field two gamt:s. IO .Ed \Villiams NC Wilmington 6.2 Kn 75-70 victol) O\'er Old Domini<>n on In the Pride' 71-66 overtime loss to George CAA Men's Scores CAA Women's Scores Febru:tl) 2. he ued u Bot> Ca"T'CntCr Center MasQn she hit live three pointers. scored 23 ton Saturday: Frida}': rccor\i b) mnL.ing hi' h~t '" thre-e po!nlCI"' .md pomts. had three assist. live. reoound, 3lld played Drexel 97. Oelil,>itre 1!9 Dre,el41 In vi te tini,hed " ith 26 pOmL~ . all 45 minUies. U C \Vilmington 61, O.,'OI)le Mason 62. Hofn\\eul!h. ;.cored 19 poml!.. grahb.c-d d ght n:hounds. 1wo Towson 61. William :md Mary 58 >Leal<. and made;,;, of !'i~ from the free throw U 'C Wibniogwn f!J. Jamc; Madison 61 Sunda,•: Home line. Jame;; Madi,on 55. To" ' on 29 Virginia Com me" alth 79. Dn.>xcl 6-l Away George :.-la., on 0.0. William .nd M.u;.- 67 * Denotes Conference Game t.:NC Wilming10n 1!6. Hor'"" 50 Old Dominion 71. Oclaware .IS Chaotic scene in Drexel 1,000 FOR No. 11 continued from page C I Wentt. who had an emphatic dunk earlier in the half. was met with Battle ·s 6-foot-8 . .DO-pound frame and sent to the fl oor. which was what th~ temperature seemed to feel like in This physical. type of play in a high ly competit i\'e the jam-packed hDu\e. conference game did not surprise Henderson given the Silting court~ide amongst all the fan~ felt more like a playing atnw-;phere. shoebox I han a pre. ~ bo\. "The~ really d•> a good joh of ... upponing the great Thi" wa!'> the em 1ronment Delaware was thrust mto on rivalry between Delaware and [the Dragons] here:· he the road. and the ... t) le of play rcllected that. said. ··we expected the crowd and the media ro be excit­ Officials Doug Show~. Emanuel Upton and Jerry ed about this game:· Heater certainly earned their money Saturday. as the hard Junior guard Austen Rowland said rhe acrive Drexel foub and up-tempo play made for an extremely physical fans pl ayed a factor in Saturday's outcome. contest. "The crowd was definitely in 1he game with them Hen!'> junior guard Vohn Hunter fouled out of rhe game knocking down all those shots ... he said. ''They were real after logging nine points in 19 minutes. loud. Freshman guard Jeremiah King and junior center ··1 don·t think it was too much of a facror in our game Robert Bartle were abo di~qualified and re legated to the but it wa a boost for them:· Dragons· bench after picking up thei r fifth fouls in the Despite the unique playi ng conditions at Da kalakis. second half. the Hens were composed on rhe offensive end. In all. there were 51 foub call ed for the game as the Nobody showed more composure rhan sophomore referees aHempted to regulate the frenzy of action that guard Mike Ames. who calmly sank three>. at will in rhe took place on rhe court. first half 10 keep the Dragons ar bay in the fas t-paced. Delaware head coach David Henderson said the high-scoring affair. teams· r e~ pec r ive performance~ from I he foul Ii ne Hi s career high 33 points led all scorers. became the decidi ng factor. Drexel junior guard Eric Schmieder. whose triple­ ··11 wa~ an aggrc~~ivc . physical game and there were a double highlighted the Dragons· offensive outburst. said lot of foub.'" he said. "The difference this time was the rivalry li ved up to its billing. I Drexel] was more aggre~s ive and did a great job geH ing --we acwally had a full house for a change:· he said. to the free-throw line and knocking those shots down." --so that got the juices fl owing. The Dragons shot 31-of--W from the foul line. making "There were a lot of fou ls early jusr because everyone good on 77.5 percent of their attempts. wa. so pumped up: · Couple that with the Hens I 5-of-23. 65.2 percenl per­ Drago n~ head coach Bruiser Flint. who has had his formance from the line and it proves to be the difference. fair share of experience with hard-nosed baskerball. said The Philadelrhia street ball mentality was most appar­ this is the type of mentality needed when playing at ent when >.uphomore forward Robin WcnH was ham­ home. mered in the paint by BaHie while attempting a pu tback "In this league. nobody wins on the road:· he said. in the first half. ·'So you better win at home:·

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You and a friend are out riding bicycles A publication of the Student Health Advl~&orJ Council and the ~ztudent Health Service when she loses her balance. She and the bicycle crash to the ground. She cries out in pain as her head hits on the asphalt. You run to her side. She's moaning and, for a few Magbe goo need some sheep. moments, doesn't seem to be responding to your voice. You're worried about a head Fatigue is caused b man factors. but onl our bod of the right fuel can cau. e your energ injury- maybe even a concussion. rar I d e. it repre:em a se ri ou.· medi cal problem. to wane. Complex carboh drate. like whole grain A concussion is an injury to the brain that IITegular sleep pattern . common) cau.·e bread. oatmeal. and bran are good choice. com­ is caused by a blow to the head. It can cause fatigue among college : tudent: . The bined ith I an prot in . ource. like skim loss of consciousness or amnesia. Even if human bod require. eight hours of milk. yogurt. lower fat cheese:. poultry. you're not knocked-out, it can be serious if sl ep per ni ght. and more important­ legume . . and b an:. And don ·t forget there is damage to the brain. ) . th bod prefer_· a set rou- your fruits and \'eg tables for vita­ Most concussions are not serious, but, like tine. So e en if you average min: and fiber. all head injuries, they require prompt medical hour: of sleep per da . if Caffeinated beverages attention. A neurological evaluation must be ou : Jeep 5 hours on and alcoholi c bever­ done. If a doctor suspects there is brain ni ght and II the next ages can cause fati gue injury, he/she may order a CAT scan or an night. our bod will and . hould be MRI. Observation of the patient over several not .. feel a: rested:· a\'oided. A bal- hours is usually necessary. If there's going to E \'er wonder \ h that anced diet i. be trouble, symptoms will usually occur .. power nap .. didn ·t give especiall y within 24 hours. ou more pep? When a important to keep body i. chronicall you fit for exer­ Continues on back sleep depri\'ed, it maxi­ cise. Moderate mi zes the deepest : tag of sleep. When ou nap. exercise on a regular ba. is will give ou more the sleep c cle quick! accelerate.· to a deep . tage nerg . Train too hard and it ma_ wipe you out. of : I ep. You ma awaken from thi: deep sle p Medical conditi ons th at may present with : till feeling grogg . But ou prote:t. .. I can "t fa ll fat igue include infecti on: such as mononucleosis. asleep before _a.m. and then I have to get up for strep phar ngitis. in fluenza and colds. Chronic an a.m. class:· Unfortunate! . thi s common sce­ condition: such as allergies. a:thma. anemia. and nario is largely due to a factor ou can·t control underactive thyroid disease can cau se fatigue. - your age. People in their teens and earl y 20s Psyc hiat1i disorder: : uch as depression and drug typi ·all run on a .. ni ght owl.. sched ul e. It's ph_ s­ abuse may di srupt sleep and cause fati gue . iologic and wi ll change a: you age. Warning signs that should prompt ..~ ou to see a Evaluate our sleep patterns and determine if doctor include: good sleep h giene - going to b d at a set time • sore throat and ari sing at a set time - wi ll all eviate 'Our • painful swallm,·ing :ymptoms. In the meantime. you can tell ou r • chroni c nasal congesti on/postnasal drip parents the doctor said it i: normal to slee1 until • difficulty breathing noon during the :emester break. • hair loss Other factor~ that can influence our energy • signifi cant weight changes (greater than I 0 It) levels include diet and exercise. Excessive calorie • lo:s of interest in recreational ac ti vities restri cti on and skipping meal s contribute to • fatigue impairing your dail func ti onin g in ~~SlTYoF fatigue . ood i~ fuel for the bod and depri,·in g schoo l. \\'Ork and social life VtJAWARE UO STUDENT HEALTH SERVICE • LAUREL HALL •

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Stomach cramps got you running? Irritable bowel sy-ndrome (IB~) ms is a recurrent, non-cancerous, non-inflam­ table bowel are: migraines, abnormal eating control constipation, diarrhea and abdominal matory di sorder of the intestines. The cau e is behavior, sleep disturbances, chronic stress cramps: not completely understood; however, multiple fibromyalgia, personality and anxiety disorders Fiber upplementation: vegetables fruits factors cause abnormal spasm of the intestines. and physicaUsexual abuse. The mainstay of treat­ bran, MetamuciJTM It affects l 0--20% of the adolescent and under-40 ment is to use various techniques to relax and to Anti-diarrheals: lmodiumTM adult populations with a 2: I female predomi­ reduce stressful and emotional conflicts. Antispasmodics: BentyJTM, LevsinTM nance. It is usuaiJy recurrent and can substantial­ Dietary changes* and various medications A detailed history and careful physical exami­ ly impair a person's quality of life if not such as fiber supplementation, anti-diarrheals, nation by a health care provider is warranted to addressed. and antispasmodics can be used to relieve and rule out other ga trointestinal disorders such as "' Symptoms include: crampy lower abdominal lactose intolerance, infection, inflammatory ~ pain that is relieved with a bowel movement an bowel disease (ulcerative colitis and Crohn's dis­ 6 4) alteration in bowel habits leading to diarrhea, ease) or cancer. A person needs a medical evalu­ ] constipation or both at varying times, nausea, ation if the abdominal pain is associated with ~ bloating, increased gas or belching, or the sensa­ fever, vomiting, bright red or maroon-colored ·~. tion of having one s fill soon after eating. The stools or weight loss. Diarrhea lasting more than :: stool may contain mucous. Upper abdominal dis­ three days is another indication for a medical ~ comfort after eating may accompany the pain. evaluation. u It appears that exacerbations are triggered by 0 stress emotions, fatigue, depression, and anxiety. * Dietary changes will vary with individual . It include ~ avoiding large or fatty meals, caffeine, milk products. and -.:t Disorders that may be seen in patients with irri- sugar free sweets.

Student Health Service I February 2002 Pap test screening: Concussion Care Continued from front Early symptoms of a mild concussion Don't let "test anxiety-" keep y-ou from getting a regular exam. include: • Vomiting more than twice • Severe headache Pap test is a screening test th at e amines th e 2. A thin layer o f cells is clear o r obscuring cell s cell s of the cervix in order to detect abnormali ­ (bl ood and mucus). • Confusion, restlessness, or irritabi]jty ti es th at could pote nti a l! lead to cancer. The Pap 3. The sample is immedi ately preser eel. These symptoms may be difficult to evaluate test or : mear was named after Dr. Papanicolaou. -+.The filtrati on process di sperses and random­ if the patient has been drinking or taking who developed th test in 1940. Having an annu­ izes cell s. drugs. al Pap test has been shown to reduce the rates of All se ·uall acti ve women or women over the Later symptoms of a serious concussion cervical cancer b appro, imatel 7 0 ~ from the age of 18 should get a earl y Pap smear. Women are: rate of the pre-scr ening ra. The test is not I 00 9'c at increased ri sk for cervical cancer are those: • Slurred speech accurate. howe er. having both fa lse po. iti ves • Who have mor th an ones xual panner or a sex­ • Seizures and fal se negati ve:. but accurac has been ual panner who has had more than one panner • Unequal pupils increa. eel with ne\ er developments. • Who have had genital warts (HPV ) or a partner • Inabihty to stay awake With the con enti onal Pap smear. cervical who has genital wart. It is very important not to take any medica­ cell : are pl aced on a glas: slid • \.\ ho are in fected with the tion after a head injury unless instructed by Di sadvant ages of this t pe of human immunode fi ciency your doctor. Acetaminophen (Tylenol™) may Pap : mear are: viru. (HI ) be taken for the headache only with a doc­ I. 809'c of the cell s coll ected are • Who use tobacco tor's approval. di scarded on the sampling • Who began hav in g :e at It's a good idea not to be alone for the first devi ce. an earl age 24 hours after a concussion. Hang out with 2. Cervical cell s ma be • Who use birth control pills friends who know you well and could detect ob. cured b other cell t pes. • Whose mother took changes in your condition. If you want to go 3. Cet ical cell s ma not b ade­ dieth yl. tilbe. trol (DES ) to sleep, have someone wake you up every 2 quakly preser ed. while carrying the m (DES hours to make sure your condition is not -+ . Cervical c li s ma be was given year: ago to pre­ worsening. You should be able to wake up as clumped together. overl ying vent mi . carri age) one anothe r. • Who ha,·e had radi ati on therapy you normaJJy do and answer questions such Enter th e liquid-based Pap tests- ThinPrepR' 1 • Who ar bein g treated with drug: th at . uppres: as your age, birth date, current U.S. presi­ and AutoC teR' 1 Paps. The University of your immune s . te m dent, etc. If your friend suspects a decline in D Ia are Women·. Health Department is cur­ As you can see the Pap .·mear is a valu abl e your condition, they should call your doctor rent! using a liquid-based Pap smear. whi ch screening te. l. O ften the Pap is normal. In those or an ambulance. re:olves these probl em . . improving the specimen in stance. \ he n it i: not. do not be alarmed. Repeated concussions can spell big trou­ qual it . The cervical cell s. in thi : type of Pap. Man things can cause the cell s of your cervi · to ble. It is very important to avoid future head are rin:ed into a liquid rather th an placed on a appear abnormal. Many of these conditions injuries. Remember to wear helmets, fasten slide. either resolve on their own or with treatment. seat belts and avoid reckless behavior. dvant ages o f the liquid-ba. eel Pap: are: Your clinician will re,·iew your Pap smear with I. I 009'c of the cell s are coll ected into the vi al. you and make recommendati ons for further care.

Stomach cramps got you running? Irritable bowel sy-ndrome (IB~) IBS is a recurrent. non-cancerou . . non-inflam­ tabl e bowel are: mi graines. abnormal eating contro l con. tipati on. diarrhea and abdominal mator di sorder of the inte. tine:. The catt. e i beha ior. sleep di sturbances. chroni c . tre s. cramp. : not completely under tood: however. multiple fibromyalgia. per.,onalit and anxiet eli . order.. Fiber . upplementation: vegetable . . fruits. factor: cause abnormal . pasm. of the inte. tine . . and ph -ical/. exual abu. e. The main. ta of treat­ bran. Meta muc iJT" It affec ts I 0- _0 c of the adolescent and unde r--+0 ment is to use various techniques to relax and to Anti-diarrheal : lmodiumn 1 1 1 1 adult population. with a 2: I female predomi­ reduce stressful and emoti onal conflict. . Anti spa. modic. : Bent ln • Lev in ' nance. It i: usuall recutTent and can sub. tanti al- Dietar change. ''' and vari ou. medicati on: A detail ed hi . tory and careful ph . ical exami­ 1 impair a person ·s qual it of li~ if not . uch a. fiber . upple mentation. anti-diarrheal.. nati on by a health care provider i. wmTant d to addre ·sed. and anti spa:modics can be u. eel to relie e and rule out other ga. trointe. tina! eli . order. uch a. S mptoms include: cramp lower abdominal lactose intolerance, in fec ti on. inflammator <::: ~ pain that i. re li eved ith a bow I movement. an bowel disease ulcerative coliti and Crohn·s di. ­ ~ alteration in bowel habits leading to diatThea. ea. e) or cancer. A person needs a medi cal evalu­ con. tipation or both at ar ing time . . nau. ea. ation if the abdominal pain i. as. ociated with ~ bl oating. increased gas or belching. t1r the sensa­ fe ver. vomiting. bright red or maroon-colored ti on of ha in g one's fill soon after eating. The stools or eight lo . . Diarrhea Ia. ting more than l . tool ma contain mucous. Upper abdominal di s­ three days i. another indication for a medical I evaluati on. comfort after ating may accompany the pain. It appears that exacerbatio ns are tri ggered b . tress. emoti ons. fati gue. depression. and an · iet * Die tary change: wi ll ,·ary w it h indi ,·id uak II include~ ~,. Di sord rs that ma be seen in patients with irri- a\'oiding large nr fa uy meak caffeine. milk producb. :md . ugar free S\\'Cc ts.

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