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'4 January 21, 1988 University of Missouri· St. Louis Issue 592 UM Withdraws S. A rican Funds by Kevin Kleine powerful message about our business in South Africa, and our managing editor commitment." state and national policY,as well as Magrath thought that his third other developments, contribute to After more than two years of pro­ point was probably the most impor­ the growing power of that symbol," testing by students and faculty, the tant reason for the decision. On Dec Magrath told the Board of Curators. University of Missouri has adopted 18, 1987,the Board of Curators adop­ "By adopting the policy I recom­ a plan for divesting of University ted the president's recommenda­ mend, we will reaffirm our position retirement and endowment trust tion that a plan for total divestment that the University of Missouri funds in U.S. companies holding be implemented. The vote by the strives to be a place open, hospit­ investments in South Africa. Board of Curators was a 5-2 decision able and sensitive to the needs and The University began the divest­ with Curators John P. Lichtenegger concerns of black Americans--as it ment plan Jan. 1. Over the next five and Edwin S. Turner being the should and must be to per~ons of all years, about $75 million will be dissenters. races," he said. divested. The University adopted a policy Over the last two years, the UM President C. Peter Magrath in 1985 that provided for the divest­ University has divested $7.1 million said there were three compelling ment of funds from companies that of investments .in companies doing reasons for the decision to divest: did not meet the standards set by the business in South Africa. Magrath . • "The decision to further divest Rev. Leon Sullivan . said that he .was unable to find any flows logically from the 1985 policy Even though the move for divest­ proof that the new, phased divest­ and affirms a concern for the social ment has started, the president does ment plan would be financially and moral implications of the not think it is a solution to the prob­ unsafe or unprofitable. University of Missouri's investment lems in South Africa. "Above all, I am convinced that a policy." "We should do so not because we decision to adopt this new policy and • "The policies of the state of arrogantly believe that what we do to move toward a total and complete r Missouri, and many other states and here can affect the course of events divestment of our ties with Sister Kelley Honored . Marilyn Zimmerman the nation, are based on an emerg­ in the continuing tragedy in South businesses having investments in ing consensus that the South African Africa," Magrath said. "We should South Africa is a policy that is both do so because we believe it is the Sister Theresa McGrath, provincial general of the Sisters of Charity of the Incar~ate Word, accepts an hon­ racial and political situation must logical and necessary--because it is change. right step and the correct signal for educationally and morally correct," • orary D~ctor ofHum~ne Letters degree for Sister patricia An n Kelley at the Commencement ceremonies of the the University of Missouri to give in Umverslty ~f MISS~Ufl-St. L.ouis on January 3. Giving Sister Mc Grath the degree is Jay Barton. UM Vice President . "The University of Missouri in Magrath said. fulfilling its highest values and for :.I,.cademLc Affairs. Lookmg on IS UM-St. Louis Chancellor Marguerite R. Barnett. The University's Curators 1987 is unequivocally committed to Specifically, the policy says: 'ideals," he said. 1. de.clde~ last month to give the award posthumously to Sister Kelley, who spent many years caring for the poor in the equality of opportunity and to That five years from January 1, "A powerful symbol has grown St. LOUiS area. For a text of Chancellor Barnett's remarks, see page 5. minority education and this action sends an indirect but exceedingly around investments in firms doing See SOUTH AFRICA page 5 ( Library To Cut Serials; Blames Cost Increases Leader n

tiy JohnK Igore associate news editor CORee. . - ions . Due to :-ising costs, the library will be forced to make a 25 percent cut III Its senals department this July. _ The serials department includes magazines, journals, yearbooks I and annuals. "Serial prices have increased enormously," said Joan Rapp. director Field Dies of the library. . . Professor Joseph Cannon, 62, pointing to the Kentucky system to the increased prices are caused by publis'her­ Accordi~g Rap~, passed away January 12 after as a model for its reforms. generated mcreases III subscription prices in conjunction with the drop suffering a heart attack. He had Between his service in Ken­ in value of the dollar. been an Associate Professor in tucky and Maryland, Cannon ser­ Starting in July, library officials will work with the faculty to identify the Administration of Justice the titles to be cut. ved as a staff member on the Department at UM-St. Louis for Joint Commission on Correc­ ."We hav.e some hard choices to make," said Rapp. "Do we start cutting the past eleven years. tional Manpower and Training in wlth a senal costmg $25,000 per year, or do we cut ten serials costing Cannon, a Navy veteran of Washington, D,C. .. much less?" World War II, graduated from Governor Spiro T. Agnew, Ac~ording to Rapp, the serials cut will be especially damaging Ohio State in 1950 and was awar­ aware of Cannon's outstanding becaus~ the University's serials collection is already sub-standard. ded a Master of Social Work reputation in Kentucky, appoin­ The lIbrary currently has 3,100 journal subscriptions in its collection. degree with specialization in ted him Commissioner of Cor­ "Accepted standards for universities with a graduate program call for at correctional administration rections for the state of Maryland least double what we have ," she said. from Ohio State in 1956. in 1967. As State Commiss-ioner "~be library's b~d~et is $100,000 short of the amount we need to keep From 1949 to 1963 he worked of Corrections in Maryland, Can­ Professor Joseph G. Cannon the .Journal subscnptlOns we already do have," said Rapp. for the Ohio prison system. In the non 's conviction was to move Smce 1978, the UM-St. Louis libraries have been forced to cancel more Ohio sysiem, Cannon served as a Maryland into a more adjunct teaching positions at entering prison do not become than 500 serial subscriptions. In the same period of time, costs for the case worker, Director of the enlightened handling of Bellarmine College in Louis­ subhuman; they retain certain :emammg tItles bave grown from $256,221 to $532,000 in 1986-87 , an state's pre-release program, prisoners. ville, Kentucky ; Johns Hopkins elemental rights. One of those Illcrease of 107.6 percent. Supervisor of social services, His philosophy of penology at University in Baltimore, rights is to be treated like a According to a study conducted by the library, the current situation is a and Director of treatment ser­ this time was twofold. His first Maryland; and the University of human being. He sacrificed his consequence of the fact that real funds at or above inflationary levels vices for the Division of responsibility was to lock up the Maryland School of Social Work. own personal career ambitions have not been committed to the libraries of the UM system for many Correction. convicted offender and hold him He was also involved as a consul­ in the effort to end political cor­ years. . In 1963, re~ly .accepting the in a humane manner for the tant and expert witness in over ruption and the inhuman con­ -cha\lerrg-e-t6 upgrade the state's length of time prescribed by the forty court cases. Mostly Federal ditions it created in the penal I cases, these reflected alleged system. • much criticized prison system, sentencing authority. The long New Librar.y The.ft Plan Sought Cannon was appointed the Com­ range goal involved giving the violations of constitutional His base of experience was missioner of Corrections for the offender an insight into his own rights of county, state and rooted in practice, which is what by John Kilgore magazines. "Students complain to federal prisoners. made him an ideal teacher. He associate news editor us that the article they need is miss­ state of Kentucky by Governor problem and providing him with Bert Combs. some skills which would enable Cannon served as an taught from experience and not • Students caught stealing or ing." In addition, Rapp said that Adminstrator and Superinten­ just from an interpretation of mutilating books from tne UM-St. there have been incidents of multi­ The appointment of Joseph him to cope with life on the Cannon as Kentucky's new Com­ outside. dent within the Illinois Depart­ literature on the field. Louis Library may be subject to ple theft of books. ment of Corrections from 1973 to Professor Cannon is s\lfvived stricter disciplinary action begin­ The new policy proposes that in missioner of Corrections From 1971 to 1973, Cannon ser­ marked two notable "firsts" in ved as Deputy Commissioner 1977 before accepting a teaching by his wife Mary and nine offs­ ning this spring if the proposed new addition to paying for the cost of the position in the Administration of pring: Patrick, Christine (Irwin) r theft policy is approved by the book. and possibly having their li­ the history of the state's penal within the Minnesota Depart­ i ( system: Cannon was the first pro­ ment of Corrections. He had total Justice Department at UM-St. and Michael of Minnesota; administration. brary privileges revoked, students Louis. Daniel and Maryann of Illinois; ~! Rising costs of books and caught stealing or mutilating books fessionally trained careerinan to administrative responsibility hold the job, and his appointment for the Youth Division Depart­ In 197'7, Dr. Henry Kathleen (Arras) of Tennessee; ma.gazines, coupled with incidents may be referred to Student Activi­ Burns,Chairman of the Depart­ Steven, Jeanne and Megan of of student theft and m utilation, has ties for disciplinary action. to the post was considered the ment of Corrections and served first made on a non-political as Chairman for both the youth ment at that time, recruited Joe Missouri; and six grandchildren. caused the library to consider According to Rapp, stdcter to share his wealth of practical His daughters Jeanne and Megan tightening its security and enforc­ penalties will act as a deterrent. basis. and Adult Commissions. He left Before Cannon took over this this post in 1973 to accept an knowledge in the correctional are attending UM-St. Louis. ing stricter penalties. "We may ask that stUdents be placed field. A Memorial Scholarship Fund "We have a small collection to on probation, possibly leading to post, the Kentucky prison sys'tem administrative position at • was described as "medieval"oy Stateville Maximum Security Throughout the years, Pro­ has been established in Pro­ begin with and we want to protect suspension," she said. fessor Cannon . received fessor Cannon's name. it," said Joan Rapp, director of the There is no current accurate the National Council on Crime Prison in Illinois. and Delinquency. After three During his professional ca­ numerous awards for his service Donations may be sent to the library. estimate on the cost of book theft years, correctional experts were reer, Professor Cannon held in the field of corrections. It was Administratio~ of Justice According to Rapp, pages are See THEFT page ;) his conviction that men up.on Department, 598 Lucas Hall. found torn from books and

IN THIS ISSUE EPIC DRAMA: SPORTS: EDITORIALS . .... Page 2 Eileen Pacino and Christopher Swimming, men's and women's • MORE NEWS ... Page 3-5 Duggan review Stephen basketbal, men's soccer and FEATURES .... Page 6·7 Spielberg's epic, "Empire Of Coach Dallas are in the news as CALENDAR ...... Page 8 The Sun." Um-St. Louis teams gear up. Last day to return books SPORTS ...... P~ge 12 to campus bookstore is CLASSI FI EDS ... Page 13 February 2nd.

If • EDITORIALS page 2 CURRENT January 21 , 1988 Time Slips Away The Right Decision YOll KNO~ r 'WAS T\lINKIN(A Al)ov\ OPENWGt For All Involved As S.A. Sleeps A RE..sor(i DoWN ON ,WE GtOOQ XOf'.l\ .:r+~ 1 SO 'PEA (( F"v L Wh at has the Student Association done for you? 5 1, f/(XJ~ \ President C. Peter'Magrath and the University's Board of /' ARollt>JO Hl~E! Ou ts id e of a few good parties, nothing comes to mind. Curators deserve praise for their decision to divest the Univer­ The present administration of SA officers has done little for this cam­ sity's funds from companies doing business in South Africa. pus since they took office last May. Before long their term of office will They had a tough decision to make after several years of pro­ be over and no major issues will have been acted on. The Student Association caved in on assessment when they failed to tests arrests and heated debates. The decision may have been effeclively challenge the issue here and in Jefferson City and Columbia. more a public relations move than the humanitarian reasons · The Financial Aid Task Force, a cenler-piece of the Bratcher-Stewart cited by Magrath. Either way, it was a good ending to a long, campaign, is floundering badly. The Financial Aid Task Force was sup­ drawn-out battle, posed to be started when classes began in the fall of 1987 , but the SA The administration's attitude towards the divestment issue stalled on the issue too long and the members of the task force were not over the past few years has changed from defensiveness to even chosen until shortly before the end of last semester. cooperation with the wishes of students faculty and staff in Will we ever see condom vending machines here? It's doubtful, attempting to solve the problem. A great part of the credit for this Bratcher and Stewart have left important committee work undone and accomplishment belongs to the protesters in Columbia, but they neglected their responsibility to see the job through. One has to wonder would have gotten nowhere without Magrath's willingness to lis­ whether or not they really have the time necessary to keep student government on the right track. ten. His willingness to talk with the protesters was probably the SA president Steve Bratcher and V.P. Robbyn Stewart promised last key factor in resolving the issue. Once Magrath was convinced year during their campaign to be more accessable to the students. The that divestment would be the best choice, he then had to convince average student would be hard pressed to find either them in the SA the board of curators. office after classes. Due to their work schedules, their access ability is Divestment is the right move for the University to make severely limited. morally and finanCially. However, one is left to wonder about the The student Association has become non-functional. Since the officers morality of abandoning a nation to certain turmoil and are not access able to the students, and are making no efforts to reach the revolution. students, no issues are addressed and no new programs are started. Can you name one representative to the StUdent Association Assembly or to the University Senate? The Student Association must become more attentive to the needs of the campus population and get some of the more pressing issues resolved. If not, they have wasted their time along with our money. As long as the student government is stagnating like they have been for the last semester, they are no service to the students. The entire SA must be more interactive with the campus population in order to be effective. All the SA acomplishments of last semester were carryovers from the previous year. Lights in the parking lots and extended library hours are two su ch ac complishments. It is important that the SA wake up and take care of business while they still can. How much can they accomplish in the short time they have left? .. Legislative coffees are nice, but it would be better to see some real problems taken care of instead of letting the dust accumulate on the issues and leaving the problems for the next batch of SA officers to deal with.

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DUCKS AND GEESE: Once a common sight on the campus before the draining of Bugg Lake, the Question of its reappearance BURNED OUT: Ashes were aU that remained after arson claimed an has been left to nature, since the administration has I ",~.~~ .·.:.. anti-apartheid shanty.on tRe UM-St. Louis commons. strangely Quiet about its replacement. .

'l..lJ . .... "" \ LE1TERS TO THE EDITOR----- Il~I. I 1 _ ~cL,:,., Label Tower With Seal And Fla~~ Find Lucas And Clark Dear editor: should be 'the least of concerns late for an appointment and missing create a sense of identity among the among anyone setting foot on this out on a great opportunity. students and faculty. Hopefully, by Most of us here at UMSL have campus. However, many freshmen In order to ease new student and seeing this everyday a resultant been confused, at one time or and campus visitors have a difficult visitor orientations, I suggest UMSL increase will take place in both another, about which buiding is time finding their way around UMSL allocate funds towards the clear and school spirit and' respect - both of LE1TERS P OLICY Clark Hall and which buliding is simply because of the way in which proper identification of all campus which any school desires. The Current welcomes alUelters be withheld upon request. Letters Lucas Hall. This is understandably campus buildings are marked - buildings. A conscious effort should These two suggestions, campus to th e edi tor. The writer's student permitting use of the author's name so because they're difficult to tell haphazardly or not at all. New be made to label all building entran- building identification and tower number and ph one number must be will receive first preference . apart - especially if you're a new stu­ students spend more time wonder- ces, and they should be illuminated labeling, are in the immediate inte- in clu de d. Non-s tudents must also Responsibility for letters to the dent or campus visitor. In order to ing about which building their next for night-time vision. rests of the stUdent and the long si gn their letters but only need to editor belongs to th e individual distinguish among the many class is being held in than about the Along these same lines, I Would range interests of the University of add their phone number. Letters writer. The 'Current maintains the buildings on campus, one must first tremendous learning experience in like to see UMSL place upon the Misouri-St. Louis . If you agree, should not be more than two typed right to refuse publication of letters either consut a school map or ask store for them at this great institu- School-of Business tower the words voice your opinion now. pages in length. judged to be in poor taste. Letters someone and hope they're not steer­ tion. And campus visitors wander University of Missouri-St. Louis, No unsigned letters will ' be may be edited to fit space ing you wrong. around like chickens with their The Great Seal of Missouri, and an Alan G. Cleary published. The author's name will consideration. Campus buliding identification heads cut off wondering if they're American flag. Why? In order to

Wake Up Ron Amusing Contradictions Defy Dear editor: IlcURRENT Dear editor: When will the President wake up I read with some amuse­ Libertarian Solution to reality? He continues to purchase ment the recent letter to the Blue Metal OffIce Bulidi ng Copyright by the Current, 1987 Dear editor: ;JODI Natural Bridge Road another unneeded nuclear weapons . editor written by Darick P . St . L ouis. Mo . 63121 All materials contained within this issue system of mass destruction, the B-1 Williams and Roderick Pratt A November article displayed the most contradictory headline Phone (314) 553-.51 H are the property of the Current and can bomber, at a final cost of $280 blasting the Current for not be reproduced or reprinted w ithout imaginable: "Speakers Denounce Capitalism, Advocate Self Determina­ million per plane. endangering their "well tion." The alternative to capitalism is socialism, but under socialism the expressed written consent of the Meanwhile, across the nation and Current and its staH. being" by associating their only the State has self determination. Ev eryone else is reduced to slaves the world, people are dying in a speeches on black culture. of the State. ravaging AIDS epidemic. The Current is published weekly on Thursdays. Advertising rates are avail­ with some anti-capitalist able upon request by contacting the Current Business Office at (314) 553- Surely by canceling the B-1, SDI It is unfortunate that Paris mashile, representing the African National 5.175. Space reservations for advertisements must be re ceived by noon and other unneeded nuclear radicals who spok-e after Congress, blames "capitalistic exploitation" for the oppression of the Monday prior to the date 01 publicat ion . weapons systems, enough money them. God forbid that two black South Africans. Actually, capitalism had brought blacks prosperity The Current. financed in part by student activities fee s. is no t an offiCial would be freed to find cures for country-loving UMSL busi­ in the 19th century. South African whites went to the State to have the publication of the University of Missouri. The univerS ity is not responSible for AIDS, most cancer, and probably ness students would ever blacks thrown off their property. Mine and factory owners also suppor­ the Current's contents and policies. feed and shelter the homeless and have the intellectual gall to' ted looting the blacks, because they wnated cheap labor. Socialists led still go a long way toward balancing the campaign against blacks because they opposed property ownership Editorials eUnited States government. 14 and 20 . . her membership at Mademoiselle Stewart also said in her speech To be eligible for the award, the The award-presented to Stewart Fitness Center. In addition, she Recipients of the award are se" that the rewards for her efforts have lected by a committee of prominent students must: and six other St. Louis area included a weekend trip with the St. been great. 1. Have completed 90 credit hours residents at a ceremony last fall-is Louis Education Experience Pro­ local citizens, who review the "My rewards have been the smile applications for recognition. With the bachelor's degree. an honor bestowed upon youths be­ gram, which included hiking, camp­ of a little girl, holding her first place Have completed at least 18 credit tween 20 and 24 years old who have the local committee's recommen­ ing, rapelling, canoing at night and tumbling ribbon that she won at the hours in English, \ demonstrated outstanding commit­ spelunking. The trip was designed to dations, applications are submitted community school where Iworked," to a national selection committee 3. Be enrolled for theWinter seme ments to voluntary public service Robbyn Stewart teach people of diverse back­ she said. "Or the feeling of personal ter, 1988. work, personal development, and grounds how to work closely which forwards the candidate ' ~ victory after running a successful names to Congress. 4. Be enrolled in at least 6 credit physical fitness and expeditions. that she had performed at least 400 together, Stewart said. campaign for the vice-president of hours if a "day"student. While Stewart is pleased about Congress, on the recommenda­ hours of voluntary public service "It was a challenge mentally and a the Student Association at UM-St. 5. Be enrolled in at least 3 credit the award, she said the challenge physically- challenging tion of the national committee, work; 200 hours of personal develop­ Louis. Each project has its own spe­ hours if an Evening Colleg~ achievements that brought her the ment; and 200 hours of physical fit­ the elements and challenging your­ approves the honorees' applications r cial learning process, friendships for the awards. student. honor were activities she was ness or expeditions. self," she said. and memories." Applications should be brief and involved in without thoughts of In the area of public service, In all categories, Stewart needed After receIvmg the award, uld include the applicant's being recognized as exemplary. Stewart said no federal money is Stewart has volunteered for at total of 800 hours to qualify for the Stewart said she was praised by spent on the awards. Local student number, home "What's unusual (abou t the numerous activities at UM-St. Congressional Award, but she said many members of the community businesses provide funding and s, telephone number, and a award) is that this isn't something Louis- as an SA member' a she had far more than was needed. and by members ofthe UM-St. Louis resources to make the awards of English courses (with grades) you try for," she said. "You're doing minority affairs task force member; "I had an overall total of 1,700 staff, some of whom attended the possible. toward the degree. Declared things you want to do. When some­ in Students For Gephart; in the hours in the three categories," she banquet ceremony. d qualified English majors should body gives you an award for that, it Political Science Acedemy- as well said. "This is an honor. It really is," she Stewart encouraged other active to William C. Hamlin, Chair­ just makes it all the more as in the public schools. When Stewart received the award said. "People have been overly kind young people to apply for the award English Alumni Committee, worthwhile." Her qualifications for the award Oct. 26, she told a crowd of about 500 about it. And the university has been if they feel they have made signifi­ artment of English, 494 Lucas To qualify for the award, Stewart in the area of personal development that all the recipients of the Con­ really sweet about the whole thing. cant contributions to their I. 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With the bulk of use to continue their educations. ing programs into neighboring The University Board of Curators graduate programs situated at Unnamed curators p.ointed out Johnson County. recently held a working session on Columbia, some curators were that St. Louis businesses can send Other curators suggested the its 10-year plan for improving the clearly opposed to the employees to Washington Univer­ possibility of moving whole pro­ University and its programs. Dur­ recommendations. sity. Kansa~ City employees can grams from Columbia to other parts ing the sessions,the Board con­ "Our forefathers put most of the attend the University of Kansas at of the system. "The least important sidered the future environment for great universities in remote areas," Lawrence, a 40-minute drive away. thing, it seems to me, is where we higher education in Missouri and said Sam B.Cook, a curator from "It's much more difficult to re­ have the buildings," said Curator possible changes needed in the 10- Jefferson City. Cook noted that cruit and retain quality personnel Fred Krummer of St. Louis. year plan to facilitate and finance Princeton University, the Univer­ unless the people have access to Editors note:Information used in continuing education. sity of Michigan at Ann Arbor and graduate programs so they can this story was compiled from The The planning council recommen­ other prominent schools were not in further economic development," Columbia Daily Tribune, The Mis­ ded that the University move some any major metropolitan areas. Any Russell said. He added that UM­ sourian and The St. Louis Post graduate programs from Columbia move of graduate programs would Kansas City is already in competi- Dispatch. to St. Louis and Kansas City. The be accompanied by a shift of res our­ council suggested that the Univer­ ces for that program. "If we're talk­ sity offer more programs for ing about adding more, then we're middle-aged adults, the elderly, also talking about deletions," Cook Students Make 'Who~s Who' blacks, Hispanics and women. said. arnett The decision to move the UMSL's Chancellor Barnett said cellor Barnett and Russell said that such Thirty-six University of Students named this year from UM­ graduate programs and develop new "The University need not talk about graduate programs in the urban moves are overdue, particularly in Missouri-St. Louis students have St. LouiS are: programs grew from findings that program expansion as a "zero-sum areas would help spur economic business-related fields. Russell joinf:d an elite group of students se­ the St. Louis and Kansas City areas game," when one campus must lose development in high technology pointed out that corporations con­ lected from more than 1,400 Lauri Ann Bischof; Victoria Bot­ would experience population for another to gain. " UMKC's Chan- industries. sidering moving to Missouri fre- institutions of higher learning in all tini; Stephen Bratcher; Eileen Mul­ 50 states, the District of Columbia vihill Carlson; Emily C. Doniff; and several foreign nations. Nancy . Freeman; Tracy Gavin; Attention Playwri~hts: The 1988 edition of Who's Who Teresa E. Gillespie; Teri C. Grop­ Among Students In American pel; Kathy Grossheim; Patricia Universities and Colleges will Hall; Mark J. Hingtgen; Jeanette F~fthAnnual Festival Features Competition For New Scripts include the names of students from Hintz; Michelle M. Hopper; Becky UM~St. Louis who have been select­ Johnson; John "Chris" Kroeger; their s cripts with the guidance of mailing envelope for its return. The fifth annual St. Louis Play­ To facilitate "blind" judging, ed as national outstanding campus Cindy Mack; Mervyn T. Miller; sc~ipt advisors and directors and No fee is charged for entering the wrights Festival is planning its 1988 scripts submitted should not bear leaders. These students were se­ Nancy T. Narkawicz; Ann Noonan; with feedback from other par­ competition. However, playwrights events, including its competition the names of playwrights. Name, lected by a campus nominating Marilyn E. Norman; Ellen Marie ticipating playwrights as well as wishing written critiques of their for new scripts by local writers. address, and phone number of the committee based on their academic Odell; Mary Payne; Francisco J . scripts should enclose a check for Playwrights in the greater St. Louis audiences attending the readings. writer, along with the title of the achievement, service to the com- Pelaez; Karen M. Reilly; Cathleen Mail scripts to Frederic Rissover, $15 (per script) made out to the St. area are invited to submit scripts of play, should be typed on a file card munity, leadership in Robertson; Diana L. Sagitto; Pat­ Scripts Chairman, St Louis Play­ Louis Playwrights Festival. full-length or one-act plays that and placed in an envelope bearing extracurricular activities and ricia E. Samul; Carol Sistrunk; Amy wrights Festival, English Depart­ Contacts: Frederic Rissover, 966- have not been performed or publicly only the title of the play. The potential for continued success. 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Louis native, Sister Pat­ University of Missouri-St. Louis husband, George, in a traffic acci­ majored in elementary education. C. Wiseman, 21, of Jefferson City, fine example for future officers," he ricia had been a me ber of the Sis­ posthumously wawrds the dent over th'e holiday break. She was .employed as a third grade was hospitalized with internal added. ters of the Incarnate Word. She degree Doctor of Humarie Let­ Janet, 23,and George, 24, died teacher at Iveland Elementary injuries, news accounts said. graduated from Incarnate Word ters, (honoris causa), to Sister Dec. 28 in a head-on collision with School in the Ritenour School At UM-St. Louis, Whalen was, in Academy in 1955 and Patricia Ann Kelley, a woman another c.ar on Hwy . 61, about 75 District. 1986, secretary of Mu Iota, Kappa Whalen is survived by her immediately entered religious who spent much of her life caring miles northwest of St. Louis, Delta Pi, an education honor parents, Jerry and Caroline life. She taught in the elementary' . .for the poor and elderly. accor.ding to press accounts. Also killed in the accident was society . Cavanaugh of Cedar Rapids, Iowa; a . Sister Patricia was best · schools of several Roman· Paul Travers, faculty sponsor of brother, John Cavanaugh, of remembered as the guiding force Catholic dioceses, including St. the honor society, said Whalen was a Waterloo, Iowa; and her of two St. Louis organizations Louis and in Missouri, Illinois Fin'ancial Aid Assistance fine officer in the organization. grandparents, Harry and Esther that help the poor: Missouri and Texas. She also started a "Janet was an excellent officer," Wiest, of Lawton, Okla. Energy Care, which distributes volunteer prison ministry pro­ Travers said. "She helped to plan fans 'and blankets, and Dollar gram for those at the state programs, handled chapter corres­ Funeral services were held Dec. penitentiary in Jefferson City. Offered To Students 31 at Grace United Methodist Help, a venture with the Laclede . . . Do you need assistance filling out benefits) and a Number 2 soft lead pondence, and did much art work to Church in Oelwein, Iowa. Gas Company that riases money Her awards included the your 1988-89 financial aid forms? If pencil. advertise chapter activities. for utility bills. She was presi­ Humanities Award from the "St. you answered yes, the University of All sessions of the Financial Aid .. dent of both organizations at the Louis Metro Sentinel;', the Spirit Missouri-St. Louis Financial Aid Workshop will be held in the J.C . Publishers Sell Books To S. Africa time of her tragic death in of St. Louis Award from the St. Office will be offering financial aid Penney building at the North Cam­ September. Louis Ambassadors, · the Con­ workshops for interested students pus of the University. The While growing numbers of American' publishers no longer sell their Sister Patricia helped raise sumer Service Award from the and area residents. These scheduled dates and times are as books in segregationist South Africa, the Association of American more than $1.5 million to cover Association of Trial Lawyers of workshops will highlight the various follows: University Presses-whose members publish scholarly works by utility bills for the poor through America, the Equal Justice types of financial aid which students professors-announced in Decem ber that it opposes efforts to block book r the Dollar Help program. Her Award .from the Legal Services may apply for during the · 1988-89 sales to that country. efforts were praised by many ofEastern Missouri, and, academic year. Each workshop will Day Sessions "We hold that books are different and have no place in an international , people of various faiths involved posthumously, the Social Justice also give step-by-step instructions boycott," said Euan H. Phillips, executive director of the association. with programs for the poor. Award from the Missouri in completing the 1988-89 American 1:00 , 3:00 PM Although many publishers no longer sell their books to Sout·h Africa "she was ready to give all she Association of Social Welfare. College Testing's (ACT) Family because they fear bo ycotts from school boards, universities and other Financial Statement (FFS). had, and she certainly did just Sister Pat's death will not stop Monday, February 1 - Rm 119-125 institutions, university presses produce specialized materials and "are that for a lot of people," was the the efforts to ease. the plight of The UM-St. Louis Financial Aid Monday, February 8 - Rm 229 not particularly threatened by such a boycott," Phillips said. way one longtime friend remem­ the poor. Her tireless work will Office requests those individuals Monday, February 15 - Rm 229 "We just think refusing to sell books in South Africa is a very dangerous bered her. One of Sister Par­ not stop the efforts to ease the attending the sessions to bring a Monday, February 22 - Rm 229 precedent," he .adde.d, "and it's likely to be counterproductive." ticia's favorite scriptural plight of the poor. Her tireless copy of the parent's and student's passages was found in the Ninth work was an inspiration to many completed 1987 1040 federal tax South Mrica f 1 Psalm: "The needy will not be others, who now carryon her forms , any 1987 untaxable income rom pa/!;e .______forgotten , nor the hope of the mission to tend to the needy statements (e.g.; AFDC, Social Evening Sessions 1988 , the University of Missouri will arE! those that do not have substan­ Security benefits or Veterans no longer have investments in cor­ tial direct investments in South r 'Theft ------=-fo-r-:'t-=-he-;-:li7b-ra-r-y-. ;;;"T;;;h:-e-m-o-ne-y--;sh:-o-u-;-ld-;---;-:" :::-O-ur-c-o-:l-:-le-c-:-:ti-o-n-:-h-as-ga-p-s-:-b-e-c-au-s-e- 7:00 - 9:00 PM porations holding substantial Africa and have announced an inten­ be spent on books instead. 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• Must carry at least six credit hours to qualify 428-'000 Memb., FDIC , . " FEATURES .~ page 6 CURRENT January 21,1988 The Current's Creative Works Section Throughout this semester, the good shot at the vuinerable side of Current will he accepting creative the aircraft. works from UM-St. Louis students 'Flying Into Sunset' By Arthur C. Hoch Alter banking left, he palled the in the form of short fiction, poetry, stick into his stomach and waited for art and photography. the shudder of bullets hitting hIs to the Marine recruitment office to everything was okay, that every­ "Roger, I'm on my way out," Doug "Hang in there and I'll come around plane. It never came. When he For more details, contact Chris on his taiL" Duggan at the Current (553-5174). sign up. The catch was that they had thing was just fine. He wanted to tell said, still excited about the hit. leveled Ollt, he was coming at the to get their parents' signatures on them about the mission he'd flown They had just regrouped and Doug could see the Zero coming Zero, pointing at its side at about a This story, by Arthur C. Hoch, is around on him fast, too fast. the first of the semester. the forms. They were both still that afternoon. weren't very far out of the area when 15 degree angle. He figured later on under 21. *** they were jumped from above by a "Break off and get out of the way," that the pilot must have lost sight of It wasn't easy for Doug. His The day had begun with breakfast group of Zeros about the same site Doug said. "He's going to overshoot. him against the blue of the ocean. parents, firm in the belief that they in the mess-hall. The same thing day as their squadron. I think. I can splash this meatball Doug sat on the wing of his Cor­ with no problem." At the incredible rate of closure, sair, thinking about the things that would never see their son again if after day was getting a bit tiresome. They broke in all directions as soon as the attacking enemy force "Whatever you say," Rick Doug had only a couple of seconds to can turn a person's life upside down, they let him go, refused to sign. The details of the mission involved was spotted. Another couple of replied. get off a sbot. He let go a burst that - and watching the waves of the What turned them around in the end the destruction of a key Japanese seconds, and they would have been Doug took his hand off the throat went all the way up the left side of Pacific crash on the beach several was the fact that Rick's parents ammunition dump on an island bounced pretty badly. As it was, they mike and concentrated on slowing the plane, starting at the engine hundred feet away. were letting him go. After making somewhere south of the base. It had were just in a bad possition. down quickly. When it felt right, he cowling and going back to the tail. The sky was clear, except for Rick promise to keep an eye on been discovered on a surveillance Doug, they signed the forms. run a week earlier. Doug and Rick stayed together, backed off tbe throttle and pulled a Alter flying past the plane, Doug some residual clouds out west. They Both boys thought it was pretty They were told by their c/o to talking back and forth almost tight turn, and not a moment too looked back over his shoulder and were all that was left of a storm out soon. The Zero had just fired. The saw it going down, trailing smoke, at sea. The sun would be setting in amusing, as if either one of them expect heavy air resistance. constantly. would let anything happen to the bullets flew by harmlessly under with no course correction. He another half-hour. Aside from a lew They encountered nothing on the "Let's go around to the left, I think. other. way there. Selected members of the we can get on those guys to the east," the belly of Doug's plane, then the figured that some of that burst had mechanics, who were patching up a Zero itself went by under the gull­ made it into the cockpit and killed some of the planes from the mission ••• squad were carrying bombs for the Doug said. Their long obsession with flight actual attack. The others would pro­ "Okay, you take the lead. I'm on winged craft. the piJ.ot. that afternoon, Doug had the flight After the plane had passed, Doug He felt just a moment of remorse line all to himself. Doug's plane and a better than average vide support from above while the your right side," was the reply. knowledge of airplanes proved them bomhing runs were executed. Alter a few minutes of trying to kicked his throttle back up and let up as he watched the plane slam Into didn't have any hits, as usual. It on his turn. It put him right on the the ocean. almost never did, and he'd flown to be outstanding pilots. After flight Doug's plane was one of the ones work his way on to the tail of one of training, by some stroke of luck, tail of the Japanese fighter, but too particularly well that day. carrying bombs. the Zeros, Doug heard Rick say, they were both assigned to the same close. The pilot pivoted his wings in Sitting on his wing, looking out to Doug's run was a direct hit. The "Woah, we've picked one up, and After downing the Zero, Doug air base in the Pacific, shortly after explosion was so massive that it he's closing fast." the other direction and banked off sea, he let his mind wander into the away from Doug, making him tried to find his squadron. It sounds past. He thought about the begin­ the birth of the F-4U Corsair, a gUll­ incited cheers from above over the "Okay, you break right, I'll go left, winged dream machine that had the overshoot. . impossible to lose something as nings of his career as a fighter pilot. radio. we'll see which one on us he goes maneauverability and the power to He tried to reverse the Situation large as a fighter squadron, but Even as a child, he knew that it was "Nice shot Doug," he heard Rick after." when moving at speeds of 400 miles end the war in the Pacific theater. say. "Now get the hell up here before "Looks like he's got his heart set by also pulling to the right, trying to something he wanted to do. get back on the Zero's tail, but the per hour in sometbing as big as the When they were kids, he and his Flying a Corsair was like a dream someone starts talking back." on you," Rick said after the break. come true for the two friends. It was pilot saw what he was trying to do sky, it's easy to become separated. friend Rick would go to the airport as if the plane had been made for and cut back his own throttle, slid­ He set a course for the base, pray­ and watch planes land instead of ing right in behind him. Doug, ing that he didn't run into another playing baseball or soccer. They them. As a result, their perform­ ance in the air was impressive. realizing that he'd set himself up group of Zeros. Luck was on his side. both dreamed of their chance to take beautifully, took off for the deck at He made one pass over the field to the sky. Naturally, they were each other's wing man. top speed. He knew that if he where many of the pilots were still That chance was World War II . *** couldn't outmaneauver the crafty standing, undoubtedly waiting for They were both 17 when the United The wind off the ocean blew in Japanese pilot, he could certainly him, and did a slow roll, showing States became involved in the war. Doug's hair. He brushed in back off outdive him. that he'd had a victory. At that time, because of their age, it his forehead with his control stick­ jUs options, once he was out of 1 was impossible for them to get strengthened hand. The sun was a immediate danger, were to either He couldn't wait to tell Rick about involved in any way more active little bit closer to the horizon. race out of there as fast as his plane the maneauver he'dpulled. He just than scrap metal drives. Leaning against his canopy, would go, or tiirn and fight. Leaving wouldn't believe it. Requirements for flight training which had nine Japanese kill flags was a strong temptation, but it was a ••• '" began with something neither of under it, he thought about his home thing you did when you had two or Doug had been sitting on his wing 1 them had, a college education. in Illinois. He thought about his three planes on you, not one. since shortly after landing, and as Their break came in the form of parents and his girlfriend, all of He made a sharp turn to the right, the sun dipped into tbe ocean, he the Armed Services' declaration whom would be missing him, he hoping to get a head-on pass at the finally admitted to himself that that the college education require­ was sure. -~ --- -~---===-- - ~ Zero. It was risky, because if the Rick wouldn't be coming back. ment had been lifted. An hour after He thought about writing them a / pilot saw what be was dOing, he the paper hit the stand, the two went letter. He wanted to tell them that could cut across his turn and get a THE END Mixed Reviews: By E0leeil lPacino nd Christopher uggan

by Eileen Pacino by Christopher A. Duggan movie reviewer Spielberg's features editor War is cruelest and kindest to the world's children. As the most help­ Stephen Spielberg learned a new word today, Academy award. His less and weak, they are its easiest victims. And yet they are its most newest movie, "Empire of the Sun," the first film he directed since "The resilient survivors - finding excitement, adventure, education and 'Empire Of The Sun' Color Purple" (nominated in 1986), has what the Academy of Motion Pic­ maturity in tis lethal processes. It is not often that war films focus on the tures likes in a film. It has good acting on all fronts, and a compelling experience of the child - prefering to depict the exploits af adult male story that is enormous in scope. Also, it is almost perfect technically. heroes like John Wayne. The story is based in Shanghai, China during World War II, as seen But the young character Jim Graham of J.G. Ballard's autobiographi­ through the eyes of a young boy named Jim Graham (Christian Bale) who cal work "Empire of the Sun" inspired Steven Spielberg to bring to the is seperated from his parents when the Japanese march into Shanghai on "," reen Jim's heroism and maintenance of human joy of living in the most December 8, 1941. dehumanizing conditions. The story is taken from J .G.Ballard's novel, which is based on his own The story of Jim's seperation from his parents during a three-year experiences as a child. After losing his parents, Jim falls into the hands . internment at Soochow in a Japanese prison camp is not high adventure of a couple of American oportunists named Frank and Basie (Joe Pan­ nor a struggle against The Enemy; rather, it narrowly focuses on the toliano and John Malkovitch). Through a series of circumstances, which internal life and emotional growth of a privileged ll-year-old British lad include the three of them getting captured by the Japanese and even­ (Christian Bale) who has never seen his native country. Jamie has tually ending up in a concentration camp, Jim learns the ways of survival always lived in the so-called "International Settlement" of Shanghai, from Basie, some of which are less than ethical. China, which was untouched by the Japanese until the attack on Pearl Basie teaches Jim the American ways of survival. These include lying, Harbor. stealing and exploltion of the weak. He acquires some qualities that are Jamie is so enamoured of airplanes and is as yet untouched by not very admirable, but they keep him alive. flashwords like patriotism that he looks forward to the day he canjoln the As far as influences on young Jim's development go, at the other end of Japanese Air Force. He also declares himself an atheist, a questioner, the scale Is Doctor Rawlins (Nigel Havers), who is dedicated to tending who believes that "God is our dream and perhaps we're his." the sick among the prisoners, and ultimately to making the dying . Jamie's gods are the machines that soar so powerfully in·his imagina­ more comfortable. . tion - so much so that he chooses his gleaming toy mOdel Zero over the One major aspect of Jim's character is his fascination with flight. This hand of his mother as he is torn from her during the panicked flight from leads him into a spiritual bond with ajapanese boy with similar interests the invading Japanese. who lives in the nearby airbase. Thus begins Jamie's life-altering experience. In one stroke, war has It also sends him into an elated frenzy as American P-51s attack the severed him from the security ofStatus, of routine, of unspoken rules and airbase. Although he loses most of his childish characteristics through human rights. His fascination in his former easy life with an old Chinese the course of the movie, this is the one thing that he holds on to. beggar who banged his tin cup on the sidewalk outside the family estated The film offers graphic picl.urizations of what war can do to a young is ironically echoed in the spoon Jamie must now beat on his food tin mind. Throughout the three years that Jim spends in the japanese camp, along with hundreds of famished detainees in a huge unheated .~J he sees his friends dying and his old life fading inexorably from view. • warehouse. Jamie begins to learn the brutal lessons of survival from This culminates in his tearful confession to Doctor Rawlins that he can't Basie, and American cabin steward (John Malkovich), who believes "It's remember what his mother looks like. at the beginning and end of a war that you have to watch yourself; in be­ tween it's a country club." Jim learns to respect the Japanese in some respects, like the bravery Basie creates his country club at the cold-blooded expense of Jim's of their pilots, but he also sees their ruthlessness when, on two sense of propriety, of human dignity; for he 's an amoral profiteer who occassions, his friends,Rawlins and Basie, are mercilessly beaten by a does not shrink from pulling boots off a dead woman, or taking the potato hot-tempered officer. meant for another unfortunate victim. But Basie is also the only one who The direction in "Empire of the Sun" is typical of Spielberg in some can offer Jamie any kind of security, as he takes him under his wing to ways, like the creative use of camera angles and Significance of recur­ use him for is own advantage. ring dialogue, but a lot of the flash that Spielberg fans have become used So Jamie survives, not by hating his enemy or plotting his escape. He to is gone. It's a movie about a boy who is growing up, by a director who is survives by letting his imagination reach out to anything that will offer also growing up . In other words, don't go to this movie expecting"Back him hope. He clings to momento mori from a dead life: his comic books, To The Future." • his toy airplane, a copy of Life magazine and a print of a loving family One of the drawbacks of the film is the length. In its presentation of the gathered at a child's bedside. time span that it is depicting it seems to go on forever, and it does drag at He also looks to the Japanese Kamikaze pilots , billeted across the times. The fact that it is technically staggering makes up for this to barbed wire of the camp at the airfield the prisoners built, as his new some degree. heroes. Even though he's seen their brutality, Jamie respects their There are some good performances on the parts of flavers and courage, and as Ballard puts it, "small boys tend to find their heroes Malkovich. Havers' Doctor Rawlins takes on the enormous task of pro­ where they can." tecting all of the people under his care. He even goes so far as taking a But it's a changeable worship as we 'see in an almost apotheosis . savage beatingwhep!Ie tries to protect his patients from the wrath of an moment when attacking P-51 Mustangs bomb the airfield. In amoment of angry japanese officer. • delerious madness, Jamie saluted the,.[oaring ships and in a Thenthere is Malkovich. His character, Basie, is confusing. At times hallucinatory second is saluted 111 return by one of the pilots. It's a :.­ he se"ems genuinely concerned for Jim's welfare. In other instances, moment that encapSUlates the film's message: Jamie has survived by \ however, he shows concern for himself alone. The result is an unpredict­ using his imagination, unshackled bY"-agonies over loyalty or love of able and compelling performance. country; he's still a boy with a boy's dreams unaltered by subjection to a . Even with ,these gems of acting, Christian Bale stands.01it and steals foreign enemy, by starvation or the loss of parents. ' . the show in almost every scene he's in. His character goes through enor­ "Empire of the Sun" will not appeal to everyone. It's tough to under­ TOP: Christian Bale and John Malkovich star as Jim Graham, a young mous change as the plot progresses, until, close to the end, he is stand a.t first sight the workings of Jamie's imagination, to let go of our boy seperated from his parents in Japanese occupied Shanghai in almost unr·ecognizable. f . expectations for a war film and instead concentrate on the survival of a Still, there are times when it seems he can see this and' silently yearns World War II, and B~ie, an American opportunist who teaches the boy youth's optimism and hope in an insane world without the catharsis of for the innocence that is lost to him forever. the ways of s.urvlval. . good conquering evil; but genius Spielberg and screenwriter Tom Stop­ BOlTOM: Young Jim thrills to the sight of American P-51s attacking Whether or not this movie earns Spielberg the long-awaited Oscar pard have superbly recreated Ballard's world where all humanity suf­ award, it is an outstanding cinematic achievement that challenges you to the adjacent Japnese airfield. fers in the insanity of war. remember a time When you wanted more than anything else to fly. :' .. January 21,1988 CURRENT page 7

I. .. True Tales From Rock And Roll's Father- I'm Okay On The Snow by Loren Richard Klahs This is an important book, not so He built his castle somewhere be­ to rehearse with the band, he was must be snow-certified by the book reviewer much for how it is Wl 'u-:n, but for tween st. Char!es and Wentzville, greeted at the club door with bigoted state department of molar what it says between the lines \_A Mo . It is called "Berry Park," and it laughter. vehicl~5. Chuck Berry: The powerful piece of black literature, it serves as both home and monument " ... So I cautiously proclaimed To get this certificatioTl, all one Autobiography is an indictment against racism in to Chuck Berry. Founded on Augljst that I was Chuck Berry and prom' . DON'T would have to do is take a test by Chuck Berry the' democratic society of 15, 1957, "Berry Park" was opened . ptly produced the contract for the similar to the driving test that you (Harmony Books, $17.95, 346 America. to the public in Augustof 1960. It has engagement that night." Berry goes -PANIC take before getting a license. The pages) It is also the story of one man who since become both home base and on to state that "with a little racial difference is that it would take deliberately set out to master the business base for Berry and his attitude about his air," the burly place on a track that was equipped white man's dollar. Totally honest, entourage. man at the door" ... closed the door in to simulate winter conditions. Chuck Berry did not utilize the Chuck Berry readily admits that he After the song "Maybelline" my face, and left me to stand Applicants for certification services of professional writers learned all about capitalism while outside." by Christopher A. Duggan became a huge hit single, Chuck would have to successfully start when he put together his life story .. being raped by businessmen wear­ Later that evening, a white man features editor Berrywas in demand for live perfor­ moving, make turns in each direc­ For that matter, is seems that he ing fake smiles and $500 suits. mances. It seems that a certairi was quickly hired to replace Berry tion, and make a forced stop. For had little use for editors and/or Berry's motivation for success eight-by-ten lobby photo was sent for the performance. After a hastily Well, here we are again. Another the forced stop, they would have to proof readers as well. In strictly was more financial than artistic. He put together version of semester seems to have snuck up surprise the driver by having a literary terms, this is not so much a learned early that money was some­ . out by promoters that made Chuck "Maybelline" was performed inside on us, and I am stuck with the task state trooper run in front of the book. Rather, is is the ramblings of a thing of a common denominator in Berry appear white. " ... 1 suppose 1 the premises, Berry would remem­ of coming up with something to car, or something along that line. 60-year-old man from St. Louis who terms of measuring a man's worth. was booked in the South many times ber how his heart sunk while sitting write in my column. You would There could also be a written just happens to be the father of He repeats this many times in his as a white singer," says Berry in in a rental car on the club's think that with a whole month to test, to make sure that people something called rock and roll. book. His primary concern was to Chapter Seven, "Southern parking lot. think about it, I would be able to know that there are differences "Chuck Berry: The accumulate enough wealth In order Hospitaboo. " think of something. between drivil!g on dry pavement Autobiography" is both alarming that he might move himself and his The little hoax backfired one "Chuck Berry: The I know that this has gone on for a and driving on the snow. and insightful. At times it is disturb­ family out of the north St. Louis night in Knoxville, Tenn. Autobiography" is full of such tales. while, but the culmination of all One question could be, "What is ing. Always, it is genuine. ghetto into an idyllic environment. When Berry arrived a little early Powerful stuff. this is that I did get a column the property ·of snow that makes it idea. difficult to drive on? On December 14, there was a A. It is slippery. Rubes~ By Leigh Rubin snow storm in this part of the state. B. It is white. Campus Paperback Bestsellers That was one of the only days that I C. It is fun to try to catch on your would be able to · pay my fees toungue. 1. Billy and the Boingers 8ootle9. by Ber ke Brealhed (Lmle. before the deadline, so I was ·' Those talented individuals who Brown. S7 95 .) Latest Bloom County canCII'Jns forced to go out in the blizzard. pass both parts of the test would be 2. Garden of Shadows. by C V Andrews IPocket. $4 95.) I think that 1 would have no trou­ given a sticker to put in the corner BegInn Ing 01 the horrOI Ihat besellhe DOllanganger lamily ble driving in the snow if there was of their windshield that says, ''I'm 3. Windmills of the God'S: by Sidney Sheldon IWarneI . $4 .95 1 no one else on the road. Most peo­ okay on the snow." Story 01 a womar. trapped by Interl"latlonal consp1racy ple believe that, and they're right. Anyone caught driving in win­ 4. Whirlwind. by James Clave II lAvon. $5 9S1 F'ctlonallzed epic 01 If theirs was the only car on the tery conditions without the sticker the world · shatteri ng upheaval In Imn road, they could slide all over the would be taken off the road and 5. Paper Money, by Ken Fallen INAL S'9nel.£3 95 i Newly,elssLied " th ·IIer 01 the world 01 high finance and Journalism place, and it wouldn't make any placed in a maximum security difference. . 6, Red Stann Rising. by Tom Clancy IBerkley. $4 951 RUSSians prison cell with a serial killer for plan a majoI assauK 00 the West That's not what I meant in my three weeks, 7. The Prince of Tides. by Pal Conroy iBantam. S4 95.1The beauty ~ case. I'm afraid of being hit by one In time, the road would be free of . 01 South CarolIna and the dusty glitter 01 New York City >. of these indiViduals. the unqualified individuals, and 8. The Hunt for Red October. byTom Clancy (Beckley. t4 50) The i · . .. Anyway, as I sat there on winter driving would be as easy as ,ncredIble chase 01 a nuclear submaline ;! highway 94 , watc!Jing people floor­ it should be . As soon as I can, I'm 9. The Far Side Observer. by Gary Larson IAndrews. McMeel. ing it on the snow-covered pave­ going to send this idea to the pro­ SS.95 .) La lest Far Side eartoon cOllecllon ~. ment, sliding into the median and per offices for approval. If they to. Secret Fire, by Johanna LIC.dsey (Avon £4501 K,dnapped EnglIshwoman tums RUSSIa r1 plince, her caplor Into her Slave. each other, an idea came to me. like it, maybe they'll listen to some . It's a simple idea, and 1 believe of my other ideas. it could be pulled off with a For instance, not yielding when New 6- Recommended minimum amount of fuss. It goes you 're supposed to should be ( r' like this. Before someone is punishable by death in the Ironweed, by William Kennedy (PengUin. $6 .95.1FranCIS Phelan. ( ex·ballplayer. pan·nme gravedigger. lull· tIme drunk. has hrt bott0ffi. allowed to drive in the snow, they electric chair. Now. 1938. he's Oack In town trying to make peace wrth the ghosts 01 r the past and present .. The Puu;";-Prizes, by Kendall J Wills. Ed. (Touchstone. $12951 Here. from the brightest talents in journalism today. are the newspaper meles. photographs and canoons chosen as the finest, most excmng I ejlorts r:A lhe year. ,. It HE '5 ONE COLLEGE Dress to< Success. by John 1. Molloy (Warne<. $9.95.) A no­ , After Marcy leapt, Herb realized it was just infatuation. .' nonsense. practical 9~ide .!?' exec~~ everywhere MEMORY WE'LL HELP .t..SSOOA'f'DiI Of" ~ ~n:JM,It,L A.S:SQOA1'1OfIIj OfCOl.l...fGE STOAfS ..-..----...-. ~ •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• •••••• YOU FORGET. • :> • r ~ . Simon For President Join Paul Simon's 1988 presidential campaign. Get involved and have fun. 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Wednesday • StudyTourto Medieval Italy. • Internationally renowned per­ Friday A special summer tour is being formance artist Rachel ------+12 21 12 71 offered entitled "Splendours of Rosenthal will talk about her the Italian Countryside" exhibition on display in Gallery scheduled from June 23 to July 210 at 8 p.m. For more informa­ • "Dr. ThOmas Dooley," a • A Political Science 7. During this 15-day journey, the tion, call 553-5976. - collection of memorabilia, will be Academy Meeting will be host­ art, architecture, language, on display from 7:30 a.m. to ed by Professor Fred Springer at cuisine, culture and peale of Italy 10:30 p.m., Monday through his home: 6930 Am herst, Univer­ will be explored and experien­ Thursday, 7:30 a.m. to 5 p.m. on sity City at 7:30 p.m. The topic will ced. Accomodations will be first Friday, from Noon to 5 p.m. on be "The Current Crisis in class and deluxe throughout the Saturday, and Noon to 8 p.m. on Yugoslavia" Special guest will tour. Tour guides will be Gerri - Sunday, in the Thomas Jefferson be Professor Svetozar Sto­ Guercio Hoff, native of Genova, Libra.ry. For more information, janovic. In 1971 Professor Italy, and Italian Studies Coor­ call 553-5820. Svetozar was suspended from dinator at UM-St. Louis, and teaching by the government, James E. Gerlock, president of along with seven other Events International. A deposit • Gallery 21 0: "A Performance colleag u es of the" Praxis" g rou p. of $260 per person is required by Art Documentation Retros­ In 1980 he was fired. He is cur­ February 28. For more informa­ pective." Rachel Rosenthal, rently chairman of the Inter­ tion and to register, call 553- an internationally renowned per- national Humanist and Ethical 5961. - formance artist, presents Union (The Hague), and editor­ docu ments, photographs and in-chief of the journal, Praxis tapes of her performances gOing International (Oxford). Maps back to the 1 970s. Gallery 21 0 is will be available in department open from 9 a.m. to 8 p.m. Mon­ Library Hours: Monday­ office 807 Tower. SNOW DAYS When the area is day and Tuesday, and from 9 a.m. Thursday 7:30 a.m . to 1 0:30 p.m.; hit by a bad snowstorm, you can to 5 p.m., Wednesday through Friday 7:30 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.; learn if UM-St. Louis is closed by Friday. Call 553-5976 for Saturday Noon to 5:00 p.m. and • Sports: Men's Basketball. listening to any of the following: Sunday Noon to 8:00 p.rn. information. Rivermen vs . Central Missouri t> KUSA-AM (550) at 5:30 a.m ., State University at 7:30. All • 6:30a.m., and 6:50 a.m. KXOK- Sports events are held at the , ./ AM (630) at 6:01 a.m., 6:30 a.m., Mark Twain Sports Complex on J'.-/ 0 7:01 a.m ., and 7:30 a.m. KMOX- ? AM (1120) at 5:30 a.m., and 6:30 i-__S_u_nd_aiiiiii6;Y the UM-St. Louis north campus. -----+1 241 Admission to men's and i) a.m. KWMU-FM (90.7) every women's basketball games is $4 • ~ ~ half-hour after 6 p.m. KS94-FM for reserved seats, $3 for general 0- -'/' (93. 7)at 5:35 a.m., 6:08 a.m. and admission, and $1.50 for 6:35 a.m. KYKY-FM (98) at 5:50 • Sports: Women's Basket- 0 ~ am., 6:25 a.m., 6:55 am., 7:25 children under 12 and senior ball. Riverwomen vs. Southeast a.m., 7;55 a.m., and 8:25 am. citizens. Call 553-5641 for infor­ Missouri State University at- • "The St. Louis Transport mation. 5:30p.m. After 6 a.m. you can also find out Museum" will bethetopiC of this by calling - the University week's Creative Aging to be Hotlines: 553-5148, 553-5865 aired at 7:30 p. m. on KWMU or 553·5867. (90.7 FM). Special guest will be Dr. John P. Roberts M.D. who _T_hu_r_sd_a..... y founded the National Museum of ----;1281-1 Transport in 1944. Material for "Around UMSL" should be submitted in writing no later than 3 p.m. Friday of • Aworkshop entitled "Increas­ the week before publication to ~« 1 1 Tuesda-y ing Your Learning Power: Diana Sagitto, 1 Blue Metal Study Skills" will be given by the Office Building, 8001 Natural :.------+ 261------Counseling Service in room Bridge Road, St. LouiS, MO '.. 427 SSB from 10-12. For more 63121. Classified boxes are '( information, call 553-5711. located in the University Cen­ • Intensive cou rse for Person­ • Morning Meditations spon­ ter lobby and by the Arts and nel Managers Offered. An sored by Catholic, United Science Office, 2nd floor intensive certificate program for Methodist Presbyterian, United lucas Hall. Phone items can­ personnel administrators or for Church of Christ and Christian not be accepted. Material may those needing an overview of the (Diciples of Christ) Campus be edited or excluded to personnel function of an Ministries will be held from 9- satisfy space or content organization will be offered by 9:20 a.m. in room 266 of the requirements. the Continuing Education- University Center. Extenstion. The personnel Administration Certificate Pro­ gram will meet from 6:30-9 p.m. For more information, call Aud­ rey Nourse at 553-5887. THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO BECOMING A NURSE IN THE ARMY. And they're both repre­ sented by the insignia you wear as a member of the Army Nurse Corps. The caduceus on the left means you're part of a health care system in which educational and career advancement are the rule, not the exception. The gold bar on the right means you command respect as an Anny officer. If you're earning a BSN, write: Anny Nurse Opportunities, P.O. Box 7713, Clifton, N]07015. Or call toll free 1-800-USA-ARMY. ARMY NURSE CORPS. BE ALL YOU CAM BE. 'lake . \ the ...... '\ plunge .. Delta Sigma Pi %t thi . .~- ~ s -" IATTE TION ,-'I \ summer• ? • Sign up for Army ROTC Basic 'I .'. B,-JSIN ESS STUDENTS r.. ..: Camp. You'll get six weeks of \ Delta Sigma Pi challenges that can build up your . . tII, invites you to their leadership skills as well as your body. You'll alsoget almost ~700. \ "Get Acquainted Meeting" .' But hurry:rhis SUInmer n1ay be \ ~ We are a coed professional business fraternity giving you your last chance to graduate from the edge as a professional while encouraging ~~ college \vith a degree and an officcr~~ ~ , scholarship and social activites. , con1rnission. Be all you can be. ~ See your Professor of t\.1ilitary % "Meet the Chapter" Science for details. ~ Wednesday, January 27th - 2:00p. m. For more information call ~(- PANTERA'S PIZ2·A· Captain Jon Boyle at 553 J 5176 or stop 'J (on Natuaral Bridge Road) by 44 Blue Metal Office Building

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For More Information Call ARMY RESERVE OFFICERS' TRAINING CORPS .' -- . _~ike Reddan: 993-5~99Michele Moss: 576-3567. ---_ .. Tammy Hubbard: 567-4530 .-- January 21. 1988 CURRENT page 9 ~rganizations ~ffer~iversi~~~~~~~~~~ University life can be enriched by ' • Delta Sigma PI is a coed busi- Social activities have included • Rho N u promotes professional, Experience is offered in writing, annual concert tours. involvement in a campus or student ness fraternity which has sponsored golf tournaments, parties and float social, and legislative activities of announcing, recording, promotions, Auditions are held in the Music organization which enables you to speakers from major corporations trips. unique concern to the nursing stu- and engineering. Building and can be arranged by meet others with similar interests. for meetings and seminars, and per- Eligibility requires enrollment in dent. It strives to be the voice of the Interested UMSL students should calling 553-5980. To contact any of the recognized forms civic functions as well. the Optometric Program. nursing student body in university complete a Student Staff applica­ • Other fine arts organizations stUdent groups categorized below Members must have at kast a • Peer Counseling meets the affairs. tion form include the Swingshift/Madrigal leave a note in the organization'~ sophomore standing and a GPA of needs of UMSL students who might Activities have included a float • Student Literary Magazine Ensemble. mailbox, located on the second floor 2.2 or better. . feel more comfortable discussing trip, a brunch. ""' -:- eek Week, a food offers UMSL students a place to of the University Center. Inclu'de • Kappa Delta Pi, Mu Iota personal, academic, and/or career drive, the Health Fair and the have their literary/artistic works Religious Organizations your name, address and phone num- · Chapter is an honor society in concerns with a fellow student who Blood Drive. published. ber. Message forms can be found on education, which concentrates has been trained to help. All registered nurses are eligible Especially helpful would be peo­ • Baptist Student Union gives the bulletin board opposite the basically on themes and issues Undergraduates who have com- for membership. ple who have had experience in students opportunities for Christian boxes. related to professional education. pleted Psychology 60 and 61 utilize • Student Missouri State typesetting, layout, editing, busi­ growth and outreach or ministry to For your convenience these The society sponsors panel dis- skills taught in those courses for Teact"!ers Association supports ness, or word processing. others. Activities have included · organizations have been ~rouped cussions and socials, and ' par- counseling individuals with leadership training, research • Music Educators National weekly Bible studies, many confer' ihto the following categories: ticipates in several service academic, family, relationship or efforts, guest speakers, and Conference provides oppor­ ence trips throughout the United curriculum oriented, fine arts, activities. general concerns, and also conduct publications. ' tunities for professional develop­ States, retreats, hayrides, parties Greek letter (fraternities and The Marketing Club brings in workshops on career exploration, A yearly event is travel to par- ment of college stUdents of music and activities and camping trips for sororities), political, religious, and monthly speakers to discuss interview and resume skills, ticipate in the delegate assembly. education, through participation in inner city children. special interest. marketing principles in an effort to academic and time management, as • Student National Educa­ state, division and national • Bible Study meets informally provide a bridge between marketing well as stress management. tlon Association supplements meetings. once a week in the University Cen­ ter for weekly Bible study, going Curriculum Oriented theory and practice. • The Physics Club supplies the School of Education's On-campus activities include The club also provides social exposure to . the field of physics curriculum by providing services . workshops , conventions, speakers, through a given book one chapter at opportunities which have included a through presentations, speakers, and activities of a pre-professional and a party. a time. In addition the group spon­ • The Accounting Club pro­ sors Christian concerts and vides an exposure to various career spring picnic and both Steamers and and field trips, and seeks to offer nature. opportunities in the field of Blues Hockey games. information from representatives occasional film series, and last year Events have included workshops, • Symphonic Band provides had an .information table in the accounting as well as an opportunity • The Mathematics Club of different areas in industry to holiday luncheons, dinners and ser­ the opportunity for experience in all University Center onc'e a week. for students and accounting faculty offers stUdents a chance to meet which a career in phYSICS would vice activities. Th~ association is types and styles of concert music. to become better acquainted. other interested students and apply. • Intervarsity Christian open to education majors and pro­ The group plays regular formal con­ Fellowship provides a forum in Past activities have included faculty interested in mathematics vides liability insurance to its mem­ certs on campus, pops concerts both which Christian students, faculty speakers from accounting firms and as well as insights into the various • Pi Sigma Epsilon is a national bers during student teaching . on and off campus, and selected and staff can develop in their Chris­ specialists, and an end-of-the­ opportunities in the field of professional fraternity in market­ univerSity events. tian lifestyle and worldview. semester party. mathematics. ing, sales management and selling Fine Arts "1'he band offers academic credit Weekly meetings are held on cam­ • Beta Alpha Psi is a fraternity In recent years. the club has spon- which provides a link between toward degree elective · of accounting majors which spon­ pus to discuss topics of mutual inte­ sored such activities as a series of collegians and the professional • Jazz Ensemble provides requirements. sors speaker meetings, seminars rest or to hear speakers. In the past films, a computer programming world. Activities have included the UMSL students with the opportunity • University Players offers with accounting firms and industry, the group has also attended confer­ contest, a tour of McDonnell application of classroom theory to to perform and learn jazz music. students a variety of opportunities ences, social nights, and senior receptions, and business Douglas' Information Systems different marketing, selling and Auditions are held for any currently for participation in such activities discussion groups. meetings. Service projects have facilities, and a series of guest community service projects, and enrolled UMSL students. They con­ as a playwrights' workshop, faculty/ included blood drives, Old speakers. also meeting with business leaders sist of: a prepared selection, student cast parties, workshops for Newsboys' Day, and a tax service. • The National Optometric as well as attending conventions. sightreading, and optional elementary schools, and the pro­ • Moriah (Ministries) seeks to familiarize UMSL students with the Student Association provides . imprOVisation. duction of about three plays a traditional Judeo-Christian service and education to the general • The Psychology Organiza­ semester . • The Biology Club encourages . • KWMU . Student philosophy and lifestyle through the investigation in the life sciences public. The association sponsors tion gives students a chance to Staff . Membership in the Players is distribution of literature, lectures speakers, social events, screenings, interact with faculty, administra­ operates the radio station at through field trips, meetings, open to anyone interested in work­ and movies. seminars and social activities. study guides, convention travel and tive staff, and psychology students specified times. Under an elected ing in theater. student management, they offer Projects have included assisting national participation in such in activities which include pro­ • University Singers offers broadcast training on-the-air, for • Newman House seeks to the Biology Department in some of groups as the Optometric Extension grams, workshops, speakers and such activities as St. Louis area per­ share a common Christian their projects. Program. field trips. UMSL students who qualify. formances, group social events, and brotherhood. They hold regular ret- Information D irectory See ORGANIZATIONS pa~e 10 Subject Who-Where Phone Subject Who-Where Phone Add COUr •• Your Adviser/Your Divisional Dean • Loans Financial Aid-209 Woods 5526 Addr.... Change of Admissions & Records-l0' Woods 5451 Lost & Found Information Deslt-U. Center 5'48 ~ Adminion. Admissions & Records- 101 Woods 5451 Major. Change of Your Divisional Dean Advanced Placement AdmiS8ions & Records-1 01 Woods 5451 Notary Service 301 Woods 521 I Adviser. Change of Your Divisional Dean's Office • Parking Registration Cashier's Office-206 Woods 5151 Athletica Athletic Dept.-225 Mark Twain 5641 Peer Counseling Counseling Service-427 Woods 5711 Band Music Dept.-21 I Music Bldg . 5980 Pie cement Career Planning & Placement- 51 " Career Coun.eling Counseling Service-427 SSB 5711 308 Woods Ctr. for Acad. Dev. 507 Tower 5194 Police (Campus) UMSL Police-222 Gen. Service 5155 Check C.. hlng . UMSL Bookstore-U. Center 5763 Probation: Child Cere Canter 130 South Campus Classroom Bldg . 5658 Academic Your Adviser/Your Divisional Dean Counseling Service Director, Counseling-427 SSB 5711 Disciplinary Dean of Student Affairs-301 Woods 5211 Disabled Student. Student Affairs-301 Woods 5211 Recreation Recreation Office-203 Mark Twain 5124 Drop Course. Your Adviser/Your Divisional Dean * Recreation Equipment Student Activities-250 U. Center 5536 Employment: Scholarship. Financial Aid-209 Woods 5526 On Campu. Personnel Office-211 Gen. Service 5804 Sect ion, Change of Departmenl involved Off Campus Placement Counselor-308 'A(.oods 5111 Sororities Student Activities-250 U. Center 5538 Financial A1d Directo-, Rnancial Aid-209 Woods 5526 Sports Information Athletic Dept.-225 Mark Twain 5121 Thomas Jefferson Library Fraternities Student Activities-250 U. Center 5536 Student Activities Student Activities-250 U. Center 5538 5671 Student Affairs Dean of Student Affairs-301 Woods 521' Health Center Head Nurse-127 Woods Education Library Thomas Jefferson Houllng Information Student Activities-250 U. Center 5536 Student Newspaper 8 Blue Metal Office Building 5174 Student Orgenizations Student Activities-250 U. Center 5538 Library Identification Cards Admissions & Records-l01 Woods 5451 Monday - Thursday Information ICampu.' Information Desk-U. Center 5148 Student Association 262 U. Center 5104 8:00 AM to 9:30 PM International Student Dean of Student Affairs-301 Woods 5211 TIckets Information Desk-U. Center 5148 Monday - Thursday Intramurall 203 Mark Twain 5124 TrlIffic Violations Cashier's Office-206 Woods 5151 Friday 7:30 AM to 10:30 PM Library: Thomas Jefferson Library 5050 Transcript. Admissions & Records-l01 Woods 5451 8:00 AM to 5:00 PM Friday Archive. Thomas Jefferson Library 5143 Typing Services 267 U. Center 5291 Saturday , 7:30 AM to 5:00 PM Circulation Desk Thomas Jefferson Library 5057 Veterans' Affair. Veterens' Affairs-346 Woods 5315 Noon to 5:00 PM Saturday Microtexts Thomas Jefferson Library 5068 Women', Center 107a Benton 5380 Sunday Work Study Financial Aid-209 Woods 5526 Noon to 5:00 PM Reference Desk Thomas Jefferson Library 5060 1:00 to 6:00 PM Sunday Noon to 8:00 PM

I~------University of Missouri-St. Louis Campus Map ------~ ------~I Health-Science I I Library I Monday - Thursday ir {' . I 8:00 AM to 10:00 PM I Friday 8:00 AM to 5:00 PM ; Saturday Noon to 6:00 PM Sunday ! Noon to 8:00 PM : LOST? ..,.- ; Here are some simple directions I on how to get to the university. Take 1-70 to Florissant Road south (Exit South Campus 240A), two blocks south to back cam­ •I pus entrance. Or, 1-170 to Natural Buildings I Bridge Road, about one mile east to I Woods Hall I the 3rd stop light, left into main 2 J.C. Penney Co ntinuing Education Bldg. campus entrance. (South Campus 3 University Center I entrance oI1e third mile further on 5 Clark Hall I Natural Bridge Road). 6 Lucas Hall 7 Blue Metal Office Bldg . 8 General Services Bldg. 9 Mark Twain Bldg. 10 Social Sciences & Business Bldg. I 11 Thomas Jefferson Library I 12 Library Annex I 13 Benton Hall 15 Stadler Hall i I 16 Music Bldg. Parking FaciliUes 17 Marillae Hall ~ 18 Health Sc iences Library I A Fac/Staff; Visitors; Handicapped; Official Vehicles; M Fac/Staff; Visitors; Students; Handicapped; Service Vehicles 19 Education Library Service Vehicfes 20 Education Administration Bldg. B Facl Staff Intralot; Visitors N Head-In Parking (West Campus Road); Fac/Staff; •I Students; Visitors; Service Vehicles; and 21 South Campus Classroom Bldg . C Level 1-Fac/Staff; Visitors; Cycles I Level 2-Students; Special Carpool Handicapped Level 3-Cont. Educ. Extension; Student; Handicapped l Garage: Level 1-Fac/Staff; Levels 2 & 3-Students University of Missouri­ I P Fac / Staff; Visitors; Service Vehicles; Fec/Staff-Cycles (West Side) St. Louis.. I D All Levels-Students \Q Fae/Staff; Handicapped R Visitors; Service Vehicles I E Fae/Staff; Students 8001 Naturat Bridge Road I If fighting the rush hour traffic to I F Fac/Staff; Visitors; Handicapped; Students 5 Fac/Staff; Students; Visitors; Handicapped St. Louis, Missouri 63121 I take a test is not your style, then the I G Students T Students I Office of Student Activities has H Level 3-Fac/Steff (North sec.!; Students U Students; Cycles information on car pooling, van V Fae/Staff; Optometry Clinic; Students; Handicapped I I Level 2, 4, & .S-Student pooling and public transportation I Level l-Fac/Staff; Maintenance W Visitors; Fac/ Staff I that serves the campus. I I Student X Fae/Staff; Visitors; Handicapped I The office is located in 250 J Student XX Fae/Steff I Univeristy Center. You can stop by I K Daily Parking for Non-Permit Vehicles Y Students between 8 a.m. and 5 p.m. Monday I L Visito",; Service Vehicles; Handicapped Z Students I through Friday or call 553-5536. Bi­ I I State bus schedules are also avail­ able in this office. ~ __ ------~= - == -- --- ______J page 10 January 21,1988 .,,-...... rganlzatlollS fron1 Pg. 9___ _

reats, masses, and prayer days, and have been recognized in Who's Who "Furthermore, the newcomers take part in social and service activ­ in American Universities and seem to fit in very well. We should ities. The group has sponsored trips, Colleges. have an exciting, fun, and successful dinners, intermurals, dances, and year, if thew ork we've done so far is Special Interest Groups guest speakers. any indication." Preston also noted They have also volunteered at a the outstanding work of Pi Dappa soup kitchen, written letters to Con­ Delta Forensics Societv executive gress about sociI issues, and have • Associated Black council member Suza~ Harris of studied social issues such as Collegians helps black students UM-St. Louis during the summer poverty and nuclear proliferation, adjust and feel comfortable. It is months. and have worked at the Catholic designed to academically, "While We are excited about the Worker House monthly. AllUMSL politically, and culturally enrich new team, we still welcome new students are welcome at 8200 black students at UMSL. ABC pro­ members to join the squad," said Natural Bridge Road every class vides informative ' speakers and ;'reston. He emphasized that no day. educational entertainment and previous exper\,ence was necessary • 'Wesley F oundation of U.M.­ sponsors Black History Month on to compete on the int ercollegiate St.Louis is the campus ministry campus. level of forensics, but said, "The ac­ sponsored by four denominations: tivity does take time if the student is United Methodist, United Pres­ to perform welL" byt erian (US A), United Church of This year, the University also Christ and Christian Church (Dis­ • Forensics and Debate Club adds Scott Jensen, who las t summer ciples of Christ). Campus ministers earned a mas ters degree at Central are Roger N. Jesperson and Mary After a record setting Winter 1987 Missouri State University, as an Sloan who have an office at Nor­ semester which saw the UM-St. assistant coach. "Scott will add a mandy United Methodist Church at Louis Debate/Forensics Squad gar­ whole new dimension to forensics 800 0 Natural Bridge Road and can ner a school r ecord. 28 trophies in co aching at this lmiversity;' said First Place Army ROTC Orienteering Team: L-R;Sanford Jaques, John Burk, Eric be reached at 385-3000. Wesley one semesteer, coach Tom Preston. Preston. "We at Cen/r.al Missou ri Heist, Paul Prewitt, K. B. Chou, Michal Muck, Tim Heskin, Chris Hutson (Patrol leader ). Front; Karl Ullrich, Foundation provides opportunities an assistant professor in the will miss Scott's help dearly," said Sam Hughes (ASSistant Patrol Leader), Jennifer Horan, Kristen Arndt, Tanya Monk. fo r whorship, service, study and Department of Speech Communica­ Jeanette Valenti, a varsity debater feliowship both on the UM-St. Loius tion, is looking forward optimis­ at CMSU. campus and with other students in tically to the 1987-88 season. Plans Any student interested in joining call the International House, 385- munityservice. Each year the cam- can be obtained from the Office of the metropolitan area. for the 1987-88 year include eight the forensics squad should contact 5860. pus fraternities and sororities hold Student Activities, 250 University Regular Sunday meetings of local tournaments, as well as trips either Jensen or P reston at the • Cadet Club is a curriculum dances, hashes, informal Center, 553-5536. After August 26, students from the metropolitan to Southern Connectiiuct State Speech Department by September oriented club designed to provide gatherings, scholarship workshops, interested women may contact each area are held in the Barry Ro om of University in New Haven and St. 10. All undergraduates, whether full social and academic involvement road trips, contests for charity, individual sorority. Wohl Center on the Washington Mary's College in San Antonio, time or part time, are elligibie t o for ROTC cadets, potential ROTC parents appreciation dinners, and University campus at 4 p.m. Texas. The season will culminate compete. students and others. The club spon- alumni dinners. • Alpha Xi Delta was the first with national tournaments-debate sors garage sales, float trips, a In the past the community service • Disabled Students Union national sorority on campus, found­ Po litical Organizations in Colorado and for individual hayride, the turkey bowl, activities have included participa- ed locally in 1968 and nationally in speaking events at Arizona State promotes understanding, sen- sitivity and acceSsibility for intramural teams, parties and pic- tion in the K-SHE Kite Fly, March of 1893. Colors are light blue, dark blue . • Coilege Repubiicans seek to University in Tempe, Arizona . students with disabling conditions. nics, formals, and leadership labs Dimes Phone-a-thon, KWMU and gold. The badge of membership explain the political goals and plat- . and field training exercises. Walkathon, Muscular Dystrophy Each spring the club sponsors Dis­ is the quill; the flower is the pink Telethon, and the Judevine Center's fo rm of the Republican party, and Two events on the UM-St. Louis abled Awaren,ess Week with such Killarney rose, and the mascot is the introduce students to Republican • Kayak Club emphasizes lear- Festival of Trees. In addition, many teddy bear. campus highlight the 1987-88 activies as wheelchair basketball nilng essential river safety techni- Greeks are active in other campus office-holders and candidates, by schedule. For the first time ever , a games, disability simulations (in ques and basic kayak ,skills. The organizations as well. • Zeta Tau Alpha, or Zetas, sponsoring speakers, films; petition team from UM-St. Louis will par­ which non-disabled people use a drives, a reference library, newslet­ UMSL pool and all kayak gear are Sororities were founded nationally in 1898. ticipate in international competi­ wheelchair or crutche s fo r part of a available to club members for an te rs and campus debates with Stu­ tion when the British Debate Team day), and, last year, a demonstra­ eight-week teaching and Th ere are th ree N a tJOna· I P an- Colors are steel.grey and turquoise dent Democrats. visits the UM-St. Louis campus on ti on of therapeutic horsemans hip by demonstration session held every h e 11 eDlc. Con f erence sorOrI't' les on blue. The badge is a shield of black October 13. On February 26 and 27 of New Horizons. semester. Other activities possible campus. Formal rush for all groups superimposed on a shield of gold; the Winter Semester, t!M-St. Louis For m ore information call the include films on water safety, float is held starting August 17 in the J .C . the flower is the white violet, and • P olitical S cience Academy will host the Missouri Association DMI Coordinator at 55 3-521L P b 'ld' M . f t' the mascot is the ladybug. trips and participation in the annual __e_n_n_e....:.y_U_l_lln~g~. =0:r:e:l:n:o:r:m~aiJ10jnii:i:::;:;::====;'I _____ se eks to develop political interes t for Forensic Activities State Cham­ • In ternational Students kayak race at Fredericktown. a ...... , ... pionships here. Along with these on campus through such service Organization promotes int er­ Membership is limited and on a ~ _._- events, UM-St. Louis will host its projects as sponsoring a day of con­ national understanding and cultural first come basis. Inquire at room annual college tournament on cern, sponsoring speakers, exchange fo r UMSL students, and 203 , Mark Twain, or call 553-5125. October 10-1l. mee tings and assisting with assists in the acclumation of new • Che ss CI ub meets on a regular ATTENTION BSN petitions. International students to the cam­ basis to discuss strategies, play and "With the quality of schedule we pus and city. meet socially. The club hopes to CLASS OF 1988. have and the quality of people enter­ ISO sponsors International Week hold several U.S .C.F . rated tour­ UMSL Studen t Association ing the pr ogram this year, we are each fall , featuring dances from naments that will be open to the The Air Force has a special pro­ provides student participation in very optimistic," said Preston. many countries. cultural artifact general public. gram for 1988 SSNs If selected, the general administration and "Also , hosting the British team and displays, native dress, music and a Greek Letter you can enter active duty soon government of the university, by state tournam ent will expose many cultural potpourri. Those interested after graduation-without waiting wor king with faculty and adminis­ UM -St. Louis students to excellent in volunteering to welcome new Greek life concentrates on close for the results of your State Boards. tration as elected representatives d ebate and will enable more to par­ international students are asked to friendships, high scholastic ideals, To qualify, you must have an of the student body. ticipate in the program who would contact Marilyn Ditto at 553-5211 or personal development, and com- overall'S' average. After commis­ The Student Association can be not be able to travel with us every sioning. you'll attend a five-month contacted in room 262 of University other weekend." Center from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. week­ internship at a major Air Force PROJECT PHI LIP medical facility. It's on excellent days, or by calling 553-5105. Five returning competititoIs and ten newcomers will form the core of The Bible Solves All Your Problems way to prepare for the wide range of experiences you 'll have serving The Fighting S pirit is a stu­ the 1987-88 squad. Seniors John when all things and friends fail you dent political party which offers Bernier and Hilary Shelton are your country as on Air Force nurse valuable political experience by expected to highlight tbe returning We offer a free Sible and Correspondence officer. For more information, call sponsoring and electing a slate of cast , while newcumers Lisa Terry course to all students. Free postage. candidates to Student Government and Steve LaChance, both junior SSgt Handrahan and to the Senate. transfers, and freshman Mike Boyd Write to: Project Philip - College Campus 314 - 434 - 9555 Collect will lead ihe slate of newcomer s . Numerous party members have "We expect to have much greater P.O. 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Published by tlie CURRENT Now a vailable at. the paper stands and in room 1 of the Blue Metal Office. Buil~ing All UM-St. Louis Students Are Invited t o Join (up the s t reet from UM-St. police department) for further information, please call Louis Tom Preston or Scott Jensen at 553-5485. COMPLIMENTS OF THE CURRENT . - .: January 21,1988 _ CURRENT page 11 Organizations from Pg. 1o__ _ benefits going to the St. Vincent's Orphanage in Normandy. This year • Delta Zeta was founded they will be sponsoring their 14th Evening College Offers Plenty nationally in 1902. Colors are old annual spring break trip to Florida. rose and green. The badge is the Visit the fraternity house at 8826 The Evening College of the The Evening College Council Important considerations ;. Roman lamp; the flower .is the Ndural Bridge. Rush parties are University of Missouri-St. Louis represents evening students in mat­ include demands of one's job, Killarney rose, and the maScot is the held every Wednesday night. offers 24 degree programs in Arts ters concerning them. The council is farrily responsibilities, commit- turtle. / and Sei'ences, Business Administra­ responsible for the Koffee Klatch ment and perseverence. Fraternities . tion, Education and Nursing that held each Monday and Tuesday eve­ Understandably, employed • Tau Kappa Epsilon. The . conform to the requirements ning from 5 - 9 p.m. In addition, students sometlmes become Fraternity rush for men is con­ Omicron Omicron chapter,or established by ' the appropriate other social events are coordinated ,impatient during the long grind to ducted differently from that of the Tekes, celebrated its eleventh year school or department. by the Council. They provide finish a college degree. ., . sororities. Interested men should on campus last year, and are mem­ resource information for non­ One non-traditional degree pro­ One must carefully weigh their contact each fraternity directly for bers of the fraternity with the most traditional students, such as income gram, the Bachelor of General priorities and make a firm com­ more information. . chapters in the country. Tau Kappa tax seminars and poetry readings in Studies, is also offered. Approx­ mitment despite weariness and Epsilon is also an international conjunction with the ' English • Sigma Pi was the first men's imately, 195 students complete temporary setbacks. , " fraternity. One yearly event department. national fraternity on campus, degrees through the Evening They also try to link the staff and. Most evening students enter the founded in 1969. Sigma Pi currently includes a keg roll with benefits College each year. goingto S1. Jude's--ehildren's Hospi­ students with the administration university after having attended at holds the highest all-men's grade Degree offerings include the tal. Call the Teke hotline at 739-1505 with Meet Your Chancellor Night, least one other institution of point average of all the men's Bachelor of Arts (with 11 major for a recorded message on party an activity during Koffee Klatch higher education. Most have heavy organizations Qn . campus. In the options), the Bach.elor of General dates and times. hours jn which the chancellor and demands on their time and energy. past, the fraternity held .the Greek Studies, the Bachelor of SCience other members of the UM-St. Louis Most are in a hurry. -- Week champions' spot for fourteen Other Greek Letter organizations , (with 6 major areas), the Bachelor of administration visit with the years in a row. Visit the fraternity on campus include Alpha Kappa Science in Adminstration of Justice, students on a personal level. house at 8645 Natural Bridge. . Alpha, Alpha Sigma Lambda, the Bachelor of Science in Business A survey of graduates of the . Evening College students are • PI Kappa Alpha, Zeta Phi Gamma Nu Phi, Interfraternity Adminstration, the Bachelor of Evening College revealed a wide encouraged to become involved chapter, established itself on cam- Council, Kappa Alpha Psi, Inc., Science in Education, the Bachelor Anita D. McDonald range in the number of semesters with the council. For information -. pus in 1969. The Pikes have won Kappa Delta Pi, Panhellenic of Science in Public Adminstration Acting Dean of the required to complete a degree. call 553-5162. Greek Week for the past four years Association, Pi Sigma Epsilon, and the Bachelor of Science in Evening College This number is obviously related In addition to the council, the to the number of hours imd -sponsor a pumpkin pie eating Sigma Gamma Rho, and Sigma Social Work. Minors and cer­ relevant degree requirements. The TilU Gamma. Beta Epsilon Chapter of Alpha accumulated prior to entering the contest each Thanksgiving with . tificates are also offered. Evening College office is open 8:00 Academic adVisors assist new and Sigma Lamba is the honor society university. The typical student a.m. to 9:00 p.m. Monday through for Evening College students. The enrolled in the Evening College r;:====.-...... ~.-~ _... ====:::;i1 returing stUdents in the selection of ...... Thursday and 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. organization recognizes students completes a degree in ten appropriate' courses and discuss " on Friday. with outstanding academic records. semesters. The chapter welcomes new mem­ Sure it is tough, but most bers at its annual banquet held each graduates of the Evening College spring. For information sail 553- "I compared Paralegal pro~ams have many years to enjoy the 5161. benefits of their efforts. If you . and chose Roosevelt' How long will it take to complete become weary and discouraged, • Largest ABA·approved program in DllnoI8 a degree? The answer, of course, remember there are a lot of people • Elfecm-e employment assistance-~ SOD depends on the circumstances uni­ who have finished the course who 'Itcan be yours as an Air Force . employers have hired Roosevelt graduates que to each individual. say, "It was worth it." Pilot. Irs not easy, but the re­ • (holce of time andlocatlon-Dzyand evening wards are great. You'll have all cJ.a.es • Loop • Arlington Heights. 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Cagers Bounce Back Dallas J Freshman reserve Chris Pilz also Honored' made a name for himself over the holiday break when he got his first by Stan Wisniewski college start against Morehouse sports editor because of an injury to Jeff Wilson. -' He was the only player on the team The 22-year career of UM-St. to be in the top three scoring (third Louis mens soccer coach Don .- with 8.8 points per game), assists Dallas has been filled with awards (second with 18), and steals (first for the teams and players he has with 18). Love also set a school coached.This time, however, he record for most steals in one game received one for himself. Earlier with six against Ohio State. Also this month he was named Coach of during this game, Love scored a ca­ the Year by the National Soccer reer high of 13 points, had five Coaches Association of America/ assists, hit two three point shots and Metropolitan Life. grabbed four rebounds. Against Morehouse, Love had 11 points, three assists and hit two of three, three point shots. The Rivermen, began the 1988 TRAPPED: Riverman forward Boyd Buchek attempts to drive "All this just year by blowing out Webster through the Southern Connecticut defense in semi-final University with a score of 91-44 on action. adds to the good January 4. Love was the high scorer ; with 17 points .. program we ~ The team then traveled to SIU- have." ~1J1IIIi/ 01> Edwardsville on January 6 only to Rivermen Fall i lose to a strong home playing team a: with a score of 70-83. Kevin Brooks BLOCKED: Riverman forward Byron McNair has his shot blocked by a was the high scorer in that game Don Dallas Northeast Missouri State Defender. The Rivermen are 9-5 and 2-1 in with 19 points. conference play. UM St. Louis Rivermen in Final Four improved their record again by win­ . by Pam Watz hip pointer and Kevin Morganfield, Under Dallas, Rivermen teams ning in overtime against Southwest by Stan Wisniewski associate sports editor starting forward, is out with a frac­ have won 192 games, lost 78 and tied Baptist on January 9. Pilz scored 33 sPorts editor tured wrist." 26 . The squad from 1973 compiled The University of Missouri - St. points in that game to make the final an 11-0-3 record and garnered the The team, however, entered the score 90-80. The dream season for the mens soccer team ended in Tampa last Decem­ Louis Rivermen have achieved an holiday break with a winning record, national championship. Dallas has Continuing their winning streak, ber. It took the eventual national champions from Southern Connecticut " overall record of 9-5 and 2-1 in the 5-3 , for the first time since the 1985- taken teams to the national tourna­ the Rivermen beat Missouri Baptist to defeat the Rivermen in the semi-finals. The Rivermen failed to break MIAA thus far this season. The team 86 season. ment 15 ofthe last 16 years. The 1987 on January 11 by a score of 78-62. their final four jinx. The only UM-St. Louis victory in the semi-finals has won nine out of its last 12 games The Rivermen first played at version ofthe Rivermen went all the and hopes to continue their Love was the high scorer with the came in 1973 when the team captured the national title. Southern Con­ way to the Final Four before falling North Alabama on December 18 and first of three consecutive 30 points necticut defeated California-Northridge 2-0 to win the champioship. winning streak. lost by a socre of 76-84. to eventual champion Southern in one game. It was a season to remember for the Rivermen. In the pre-season the Other achievements for the team The team quickly improved their Connecticut. UM - St. Louis then suffered a dis­ Rivermen had to overcome the awkwardness of playing a bunch of new include evening out their road record and beat Morehouse College appointing loss to Northeast Mis­ players coupled with a rash 0.£ injuries. They had to stop play in a pre­ record at 3-3 with a 94-73 win at Lin­ the following day with a score of 81- season game with Florissant Valley because they ran out of healthy coln on January 16. Byron McNair 73. souri by lOSing by one point, 73- 74 on January 13. Love again was the high players. Few, if any, could suspect the season that was about to had a career high of 18 points and Senior guard Eric Love helped his scorer with 30 points. unfold. Kevin Brooks set a career high of 19 All-American credentials by receiv­ But the Rivermen under head coach Don Dallas' calm watchful eye rebo unds . Eric Love became the ing the Most Valuable Player award The Rivermen won their last started the season a bang. They won their first eight games to firs t Riverman to score 30 points in at the University of Alabama - game against MIAA Conference ~ith establish a school record for the best start ever. They also set the record three consecutive games since 1977 Huntsville Tournament. He scored rated Lincoln by a score of 94-73 on for most wins in a season with 17. and also moved into 13th place on a career high of 41 points in the loss January 16. Love scored over 30 Other highlights of the season included; sixth MIAA conference cham­ the UM - St. Louis career scoring list to nationally ranked North Alabama points in this game to give him a pionship in the past seven years, 15th NCAA Tournament appearance in with 797 career points. The team and added a game high 22 points in total of 93 points in three games. the past 16 years, sixth semi-final appearance, tournament champIOns lTI also shot a season best at 56.9 per­ the win over Morehouse College. Brooks had 19 rebounds. both the Sangamon State Classic and UM-St. Louis Classic, and finishing cent fro m the field. This marked the first time that a The Rivermen will play the third in final Division II poll. Co ach Rich Meckfessel feels that Riverman had scored 40 or more University of Missouri - Rolla on "It was a great year for our kids," said Dallas. "They played their guts he has a good defensive team with points since 1977 . Love's points are Wednesday, January 20 at UM - St. out all season. We just couldn't get the goal against Southern. They had a some good depth. the sixth highest in school history Louis and will travel to Maryville on very skilled team. We played 0 game, but they beat us on a goal that we "Some of that depth has been . and his seven successful three point Saturday, January 23 . Southeast had been scoring to win games down the stretch." worn down because of shots in that contest broke the Missouri will visit the UM - St. Louis The season ending goal came at the 71:41 mark on a head ball by Henry. injuries," Meckfessel said. "Jeff school's single game mark of six set campus on Thursday, January 23 . George off a restart by Bill Galka. Scott Wibbenmeyer had scored in the Wilson, starting guard, is out with a by Mark Stanely last season. All games begin at 7 :30 p.m. same fashion in the first two post-season games. Against Oakland his header tied the game as UM-St. Louis went on to win. The second round game against Lock-Haven was won by a Wibbenmeyer header late in the game. The team awards were over but some individuals were honored after Riverwomen On Streak the season ended. Five members of this year's squad were named to the Don Dallas All-Central Region team. Boyd Buchek (junior forward), Mike Hen­ Honored By Peers nessey (senior back), Jeff Robben (junior goalkeeper), Scott Wibben­ meyer (junior back), and Mark Reiter (senior forward) were all named to The voting for the award was the All-Region team. based on the regular season results Reiter and Wibbenmeyer were also named to the All-American Team only. Earlier, Dallas was named as voted on by the National Soccer Coaches Association of America. midwest region Coach of the Year. On January 15th head coach Don Dallas was honored as the Coach of He beat out seven other regional the Year by the National Soccer Coaches Association of America! winners for the national award. Metropolitan Life. It is the first time Dallas has been honored as coach of Dallas underwent major heart the year surgery just three years ago and Dallas is the only coach in the history of UM-St. Louis mens soccer. He almost did not return to coaching has compiled an impresssive record of 192-78-26 in 20 years. Dallas' after the operation. demeanor was a major factor in the teams success this year, especially "The doctor said I should stay during the early rough going. involved and not feel sorry for "I thought we were going to struggle," said Reiter. "He didn't give us a myself" Dallas said. hard time and he didn't panic. I think his attitude was a big factor in our In the three years since his opera­ success" Reiter added. tion, his teams have compiled an "I think it's a reflection of the fine job our players and assistant impressive 43-13-3 record. coaches did this season," said Dallas. "All this just adds to the good pro­ gram we have,"said Dallas. "It's a culmination of all the good players and good assistant coaches I've been fortunate enough to work with OFF THE GLASS: Junior guard Kris Wilmesher puts a shot off the backboard against Northeast Missouri ' Swimmers down through the years." State. The Riverwomen are off to their best conference start ever. Currently they are 8-6 overall and 3-0 in conference play. Set R ecords by Stan Wisniewski Last week the Riverwomen again throws down the stretch will win . sports editor by Ariel Lestat The women lost to the Principia defeated a conference opponent as games and that is what we've done Sport,s Going into the semester break the sports reporter squad of 13 by a score of 57-104. The they dropped Lincoln University, the last three games," said Larson. Riverwomen have five ladies com­ Riverwomen were 4-5 , but the time 78-67. Rubach led the scorers with away from classes seems to have peting this season with the addition 21 and Masters led the rebounders A pleasant surprise for Larson Records continue to fall as the of sophomore ' transfer student Briefs: helped the cagers as they improved with seven. The win improved the Rivermen returned to the pool this year has been the play of fresh­ Shara Starr. The UM-St. Louis worn ens ten­ their record to 8-6 before last night's Riverwomen's conference record to following a training trip to Florida man point guard Lisa Houska. "Our squad is small, but we con­ nis team will hold an game against UM-Rolla. 3-0 , their best conference start Friday night in the last home con­ "Lisa has played extremely well, sistantly win events due to our size. organizational meeting Wednes­ ever. test of the season. Stuart Vogt set On the 17th of December, the over our expectations. She has It is difficult to win team meets," day, February 3, at 3:30 pm in school records in the 200 Free and Riverwomen evened their record at 'started the last four games and said Coach Liston. room 219 of the Mark Twain In the last three games the River­ 100 Fly while Marianne Brummel 5-5 with a Victory over McKendree, scored 16 pOints against Lincoln last The Rivermen travel to Bradley Building. All full-time female women have trailed at the half but, broke records in the 200 Free and 82-66. Kathy Rubach led the team in Saturday," Larson said. University in Peoria this Saturday. students interested in trying out have rallied to win all three The Riverwornen have 11 confer­ 500 Free. scoring with 19 and rebounds with ·gamp.s . for the team or learning more eight. ence games left 'to play, including about it are asked to attend this They started 1988 on the wrong games against the top four teams "We've had problems in the first The men faced a much changed meeting. Contact coach Pam foot by dropping a game to SIU­ from the pre-season poll. Principia squad and scored a vic­ Steinmetz in room 203 Mark Edwardsville, 80-66 . Chris half," said head coach Mike Larson. "Our goal for the rest of the "1 think the teams we've played have tory of 101-51. The Rivermen won . Twain Building or call 553-5123 Wilmesher led the UM-St. Louis season is to make the playoffs. We every event except breaststroke for additional information. attack with 19 points. Newly had new players and it has taken us a have to win at least three or four while to adjust." Larson added. with Tom Lombardo, Dan Bollini marr ied Grace Gain-Masters led more conference games," said and Stuart Vogt scoring double wins. the team in rebounds as she grabbed Probably the biggest reason for Larson. Tom Adams, Jose Sanz-Agero and seven boards. the team's success to date has been The Riverwomen played their Robert Visnaw each adding a first The Intramural and Rec­ On the ninth of January, the the defensive play of the team. The · first game of the semester last night place finish. reational Sports Program offers Riverwomen began their confer­ Riverwomen have forced 72 tur­ against UM-Rolla. The results were a wide variety of competitive and ence schedule by defeating novers in their three conference 'unavailable at press time. recreational activities for its Southwest Baptist, 66-54. Newly wins. They have held all opponents The Riverwomen travel to "Our times were very fast cOn­ participants. All UM-St. Louis eligible Nancy Hopper led the squap to just 43 .5 percent shooting from Kirksville on the 23rd to face the sidering the intensity of our training students, faculty and staff are in both scoring and rebounding with the field. During the 1985-86 cam­ bulldogs in an MIAA conference during the semester break. I am eligible for any or all of the 16 points and eight boards. paign, . the cagers held their match-up. very pleased at how fast we are at events offered. Events offered On the 13th of January, the River­ opponents to just 43.3 percent; that The cagers then return home for a this point in the season," said Coach this semester include: Bootie women faced their sec011d confer­ season the team advanced to the three game homestand against Liston. "The time we spend training Scootie, coed volleyball, basket­ Southeast Missouri on the 27th, Cen­ ence foe as they played Northeast MIAA post~season tournament. . long courses can make or break the ball, wallyball, tennis, softball, Missouri State. They defeated the tral Missouri on the 30th, and season. This year everyone was and a golf tournament. Please west Baptist on February Bulldogs 57-51 as Wilmesher again "We spend the bulk of our pr actice South totally involved in making the most stop by the Intramural office in led UM-St. Louis scoring with 16. time on defense. I'm trying to instill 3rd. ofthese two weeks.ltshows they are room 203 Mark Twain or call 553- All games are slated to begin at Stuart Vogt Denise Calvin, a freshman guard, an agressive nature in our players. very 'strong physically and more 5125. led the rebounders with 11. We feel that the team that hits free- 5:30 p.m. in the Mark Twain Gym. importantally, mentally." Bound for Nationals page 13 ~ . 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