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Volume 26 Issue 15 January 15, 1992 Future of Industrial Delta Sigma Theta to Technology Program

Valley State Univer­ On January 18, Admission to the party uncertain as sity students only the NAACP and is $3 with Grand Valley and all are welcome. Delta Sigma Theta * State University I.D. The For more informa­ Sorority, Inc. will first 300 people will get tion contact Ernesto coordinator retires be hosting a Unity a free T-shirt.. By Jennifer L. Wlgger .. WKWM radio person­ Williams or Alfonso : Plotkowski, director of the Party in.recognltlqn . News Writer ality Lee Cadena will be Sharpe, or call Mi­ School of Engineering. of Dr. Martin the disc jockey for this nority Affairs at ext A complete review of all the Luther Kin£ Jr. The retirement of the only 2177. full-time industrial technol­ student’s files in the IT pro­ Celebration Week event. -:-t ogy professor has caused gram has been conducted in 1992. The.party is for Grand uncertainty about the order to assure that the five program's future. IT classes are offered suffi­ Dr. Richard Gordon, pro­ ciently and in proportion to fessor of engineering, retired the needs of these students. as the only instructor in the As the program undergoes program to conduct day evaluation, courses exclusive classes. to the IT program are being The question is not “When offered more often, but less will Dr. Gordon be replaced sections of each course are and the industrial technol­ being offered simultaneously. ogy program go back to nor­ As a result, students may mal?", but rather “Is the in­ take necessary classes nearly dustrial technology program every semester, including the worth keeping around?” spring-summer semester, Increased competition has but have little choice as to forced GVSU to consider time and location. terminating their IT pro­ Additional classes are be­ gram and channelling in­ ing taught by adjunct pro­ terested students into the fessors: Chip Meyer at the two other programs offered Eberhard Center, and Steve in the area. Landinburger in Holland and Western Michigan Univer­ Muskegon. sity offers a similar course Both of these men hold full­ in Kalamazoo and time Jobs and teach at night. Muskegon. Enrollment in Two men are needed to ad­ GVSU’s Muskegon classes equately fill Gordon’s shoes, has dropped by aproxl- according to Plotkowski. mately 50%. While it is probable that In addition, Ferris State GVSU would approve the hir­ University’s AdvancedTech- ing of one man. the chances nology Center (ATC) in that they will approve the downtown Grand Rapids hiring of two are slim. offers a similar program. The possiblity of finding any While GVSU has not cut replacement before spring or any of its programs, Gordon late summer are small. believes that the rough eco­ Newly graduated doctorate nomic times affecting edu­ holders are not available until cation throughout the state they complete their school­ has made the termination ing this spring. of the IT program attractive In addition, professors from to GVSU. other schools tend to retain The best interests of the their position until the end of students are the greatest the year, changing Jobs in concern in making the final August and September. decision said Dr. Paul D. The hiring process itself, consisting of advertising, re­ cruiting, interviewing, and hiring, usually takes a good i . 2 ' . i j Editorial...... p. 3 year to complete. There are a number of op­ Campus Life...... p. 4 tions available to the stu­ Entertainment. ... P - 7 dent not wishing to take evening classes in Holland PHOTO BY JULIE EDINGER S p o rts...... p.\0 or Muskegon. Sales clerk Carol Ryktarsyk helps freshman Aaron Deline get a head start on book Classified Ads. ...p. 11 Since only five courses in buying over Christmas vacation at the University Bookstore. Please see rr PROGRAM, p. 2 W w P iM ii Page 2 The Lanlhom January 15, 1992 job as a talk show host on movement’s most eloquent “It’s a huge loss for us," praise and criticism. Stories compiled by TV. An issue that she and politically savvy spokes­ said Alexander Sanger of Kate Michelman of the Rebecca Andrews plans to address is how to person. Planned Parenthood’s New National Abortion Rights News Writer get women more involved Her decision has provoked York City chapter. “She will Action League said, “She’s in the political process. NATIONAL mixed reactions. She is re­ be a very tough act to fol­ made a tremendous contri­ As a businesswoman, The president of Planned signing at a time when the low." bution toward protecting Our she has been listed among Parenthood resigned after Planned Parenthood move­ Since she became presi­ right to choose during these the nation’s most success­ 14 years as head of the ment is concerned that the dent of the organization, difficult years." ful women. Business Week organization. US Supreme Court may over­ Wattleton has placed a heavy Wattleton’s opponents placed her among the best Former president Faye turn its decision in Roe v. emphasis on the fight for have* said that her concen­ managers of a non-profit Wattleton was widely con­ Wade, which legalized abor­ abortion rights, an action tration hurt the organization. corporation. sidered to be the abortion tion. that has earned her both Wattleton will be taking a FLASHBACK FLASHBACK FLASHBACK FLASHBACK Many college students still ignoring STD warnings AMES, Iowa (CPS)— Patterson says there has habits. “A lot of them say ported recently that the uni­ to discuss ways to improve American college students been an alarming increase they practice monogamy," he versity Is combating the prob­ sexual health education. are turning a deaf ear to in certain sexually trans­ says. “But what they’re re­ lem of spreading STDs by According to American warnings about the spread mitted diseases among ally talking about is serial performing chlamydia tests Health magazine, chlamy­ of sexually transmitted dis­ Iowa State students and he monogamy; they’re with one along with all routine dia Is currently the most eases, says Dr. Robert believes it reflects a national partner for three months and papsmears done at the prevalent STD, with herpes, Patterson, director of stu­ trend. then they move on to an­ Health Center. In addition, the big scare of the '80s, dent health services at Iowa He said he blames this other partner." health officials have met with taking a back seat. Studies State University. rise on the students’ sexual The Iowa State Dally re­ faculty and administration Please see STD'S, p. 3 IT PROGRAM, from p. 1 - the core are exclusive to the 461), other courses included classes, IT401 and MFG333, GVSU has done a reason­ quire both managerial and Industrial technology pro­ In the program can be taken have day-time substitute able job In giving the stu­ technical skills and provides gram (IT 301, IT 401, MFC during the day. courses included In the pro­ dents opportunities, said’^- students with broad train­ 331, MFG 333, and MFG In addition, two of these five gram. Plotkowsld. ing In the areas of Indus­ Students may also partici­ “Industrial technology stu­ trial manufacturing and pate In a guest-student situ­ dents have a lot of alterna­ management. ation at Ferris University’s tives," said Plotkowski. It In addition, students spe­ Advanced Technology Cen­ may not be as convenient as cialize in a related area that ter (ATC) located In down­ the students would like, but Interests them and matches town Grand Rapids. no student will be unable to their career goals. ATC offers all five of the IT finish the Industrial tech­ These areas of specializa­ and MFG courses as part of nology program. “ tion include manufacturing, its own program and tuition The program Is designed computerscience, engineer­ Is approximately the same to prepare students for ca­ ing, basic science, or an as GVSU’s. Credit Is trans­ reers In Industry that re­ applied technical field stud­ ferable. ied previously at a commu­ nity or junior college. According to Gordon, pro­ 1992 BSN duction is made up of engi­ STUDENTS. neering and technology pro­ gram prepares students for Enter the Air Force careers in the technological immediately after gradua- aspect of production. — without waiting for the Nearly 200 students have )f your State Boards. You declared a major in indus­ can earn great benefits as an Air trial technology. Approxi­ UBS mately 50 of these students I ' U ' n ™ Force nurse officer. And if selected during your senior year, you may are full-time. Over 90% of Working with you qualify for a five-month internship these students are Juniors at a major Air Force medical facili­ or seniors. to conserve ty. To apply, you’ll need an overall When GVSU first offered the earth's resources. 2.50 GPA. 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'WHIRS YOURS TRSATSD ROYALLY” January 15, 1992 The Lanthorn Page 3 VOICES IN THE CROWD... tine random Student urges peers to get involved in campus life Dear Students, member of the campus or- very demanding. However, ganization. it is worth spending some In the Jungle, the mighty be a Redskins fan today! What will you miss most 1) Do I have enough of your time for campus Jungle, the Lions sleep “Ware" the Lions will be about your college life af­ time? organizations. tonight... welcome back, in the fall (that's a hint, ter three years of com­ 2) Is there any room for From American Market­ everybody! I am the Wayne) no one knows, but mencement? a non-traditional student? ing Association (all majors “Random Rumbler”, better let me Just say this... you Don’t even bother to rent The answer is “you bet welcome) to Society for Ad­ known as your news editor. don’t use Ware, you don’t the video of “St. Elmo’s your sweet xxx." vancement of Manage­ Every week I will be going belong there. Fire" to figure out the an­ Joining Delta Sigma Pi ment, there are so many over the events of the past Washington by 10 in two swer. You will miss your (business fraternity) has campus organizations very week, but since this is our weeks. social life most of all. been one of the most re­ active in the campus. first issue I thought I would I see big changes ahead As a non-traditional warding experiences of my Don’t you think this is start by taking a look ahead for the White House in student who came back life. about the time to get in­ at the year 1992. 1992. to school, there were Being a full-time stu­ volved? First, we must talk about The only viable questions I asked to my­ dent, as well as working those wonderful Lions... challenger to Bush sat on self before becoming a during the semester, is Yoshiki Kumazawa NOT. his behind once again and Does it ever feel good to Please see RUMBLER, p. 9 1992- A Year of Uncertainty Ihavehighhopesfor 1992, legal, despite the efforts of the Pro-Life partly because I am an groups and some legislators. idealist and partly because I I shudder to think what might have believe in progress. happened to these wonderful women if But the beginnings of they had been forced to seek an illegal cynicism are starting to abortion where the doctor’s ethics were show. shady, or what could have happened if Wayne State University The same hopes I hold for they had tried a self-induced abortion. 1992 I held for 1991. that Yet, this right is in danger of being taken GRADUATE STUDIES IN BIOLOGICAL SCIENCES the situation for women will away. A portion of the population thinks improve, that our voices will that women should not be allowed to decide be heard. what to do with their own bodies. As it is, I still know of more I still see people Jumping from bed to bed women who. for their own in the throes of promiscuity, searching for reasons, have gotten something they cannot find, that eventually abortions. I thank God every they will have to find Inside themselves. programs in many moi day that abortions are still Please see 1992, p. 9 of b io l^ sciences. Our new two-year Molecular Biotechno:. _____ ' program also awaits your inquiries. Many STD'S, from p. 2 ------graduate students are supported with various forms of show that five percent of female college students could be infected with financial packages up to $18,000 per yean Please write or call chlamydia. us for furtherinforination and an aplication package. V fi e “Under the influence of alcohol we find ourselves doing strange things." State University is an Equal Opportunity/Affirarative A “Chlamydia can be asymptomatic. It is the leading cause of sterility in the Employer ; U.S. today," says Patterson. “And it can cause sterility in men, too." Patterson says students often trustthe wrong sexual partner and think they Department of Biological Sciences can Judge someone’s sexual habits by the way they look. Wayne State University “I like to quote Dr. Richard Keeling, director of Health Services at the Detroit M ichigan 48202 University of Virginia," says Patterson. “He says under the influence of Phone: (313) 577-0601 Fax: (313) 577-6991 alcohol we will find ourselves in bed with someone, who, when sober, we wouldn’t have lunch with.” There are more cases, the magazine reports, of chlamydia each year — 4 million— than any other STD. “If people are getting chlamydea, they can also get AIDS,” said one school official quoted in the Daily article. P igga-H ut Grand ValleyApartments

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Dreamers celebrate the birthday of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. through lectures, story and song

By Audra Lousias Week ‘92 Committee. Dream" from 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. Day. January 20, a march Day Program, “The Struggle Campus Life Editor On Wednesday night from in the Kirkhof Center Prom­ titled “Living the Dream" Continues". A luncheon will 6 - 8 p.m. In the Kirkhof enade. will start at noon at the be held from noon - 1:30 In celebration of Martin Center Portside, the Alpha An All Campus Worship Ford Fieldhouse and end p.m. in the Kirkhof Center Luther King Jr.’s birthday, a Phi Alpha Fraternity, Inc. Service “Make a Joyful Noise with a program at the Promenade followed by the number of activities are will sponsor a Birthday Unto the Lord” will take place Fountain Street Church. Kunjufu lecture at 2 p.m. in planned through the Office Party and Candelight Vigil from 3 - 5 p.m. in the Prom­ For more information, call the Cook DeWitt Center Au­ of Minority Affairs and the titled “We Are The Dream". enade deck of the Kirkhof 771-4160. ditorium. Multicultural Center and by The NAACP sponsors a Center. On Wednesday, January A lecture, sponsored by the MLK Jr. Celebration Unity Party “We Are The On Martin Luther King 22, in the Kleiner Room A, the Alpha Kappa Alpha So­ The Minority Student En­ rority, Inc., “Leadership trepreneurs of Tomorrow Skills for Today’s Leaders" sponsor “The Meeting" will be presented by Dr. Campus Life Nite 2 to kickoff (Martin Luther King and Phyllis E. Robinson of the MalcolmX) from 3 - 5 p.m. Center for School - Commu­ Special guest. Dr. nity Outreach Wayne another semester of involvement Jawanza Kunjufu of Afri­ County Regional Educa­ can American Images, will tional Service Agency from lecture during the Men’s 3 - 5 p.m. in the Kleiner. By Audra Lousias Campus Life Editor Time Out educates students Campus Life about alcohol Nite Two will take on an evaluation of the place January 16 By Lynnelle Tans program were “I feel that at 7 p.m. in the Campus Life Writer some people just don’t Field House know when to stop arena. Many drinking after sitting campus organi­ “Time-Out" is usually here most people seem zations will set up referred to as an inter­ to have started drinking tables with Infor­ ruption of play in a early, which is a shame" mation about sporting event, however, and “It's had a very joining their club. GVSU has taken on a strong effect on me since Every semester new meaning of the if I get caught again I will hundreds of word. be out of school." Grand Valley Four years ago Pam Grand Valley adopted students rush to Hatchet started “Time- the program from Cen­ the event looking Out" to increase student tral Michigan University for ways to get in- awareness about alcohol and Ferris State Univer­ volved in the use. sity has adopted ours. GVSU campus Residents living on Eastern Michigan Uni­ community, and campus who are caught versity also has a similar every semester it with alcohol must report program. keeps getting to a “Time-Out" session. Since the program be­ better. The informal sessions gan over 300 students Also new this are a one-hour discus­ have attended the pro­ semester is the sion about peer pres­ gram. About 60 have GVSU campus sure, campus policies, already gone through organization di­ family, alcoholism and this year. “I think people rectory. The the drinking age. are being more respon­ booklet is a full Hatchet and Jamin sible and turning to description of all Johnson co-facilitate the health fitness," said the campus orga­ program. Hatchet. Repeat offend­ nizations, the ex­ Hatchet commented ers meet with Hatchet ecutive officers of “The thing that strikes one on one. GVSU cheerleaders Mike Woodcock PHOTO BY JULIE EDINGER each club and me the most is that stu­ The Core Drug and Al- and Jody Hankis pump up the Laker basketball fans at numbers where to dents like to talk about coiiol Survey Executive Saturday's game against Ferris. reach them. it. “ Student comments Summary of GVSU re­ vealed that 67% of GVSU students drink and 70% were reported to be un­ Action announces 1992 essay contest derage. (These figures represent those who The Action Institute for $250 respectively. soul of what is great and announced by May 1, used alcohol within the the Study of Religion and The essays should good..." The emphasis of 1992. First, second and past 30 days from the Liberty announces its expound upon the themes successful essays will be third places winners of the survey date). second annual Essay found in the following religion’s positive role in 1991 contest must wait Alcohol is over twice as Contest. Students quote by Lord Action; T hat fostering and securing a one year before reentering. popular among college currently enrolled in a great political idea, free society of responsible For a complete list of students,, as the next theological seminary, individuals. sanctifying freedom and contest rules and an essay leading drug, marijuana, All entries m ust be religious studies program, consecrating it to God, contest packet, write and over five times as or with a demonstrated teaching men to treasure postmarked on or before David Vanderveen. c/o popular as cocaine, (Na­ academic interest in the liberties of others as March 16, 1992 (March 20 The Action Institute, 161 tional Council on Alco­ religious themes are their own. and to defend if sent by private carrier) Ottawa NW, Suite ;405K, holism). So take Time- eligible to enter. First, them for the love of Justice and should be between Grand Rapids, MI 49503 Out" to learn and dis­ second and third prizes and charity more than as a 1750 - 2500 words in or call (616) 454-3080. cuss this issue with oth­ are $1000, $500 and claim of right, has been the length. Winners will be ers. January 15,1992 The Lanthorn Page 5 Tom Deluca amazes tins accu­ Grand Valley m u l a t e d during his By Stephanie travels. Hollenbeck T h o u g h Campus Life Writer his mental te le p a th y -Thursday night, Decem­ and slide ber 5, the Promenade Deck show were a of the Kirkhof Center over­ hit. the flowed as hypnotist Tom highlight of Deluca amused GVSU stu­ his perfor­ dents. mance was Judging by attendance, hypnotism. Deluca was the most popu­ Over half lar Nite Club Series per­ the a u d i­ former of the fall semester. ence liter­ Students arrived at the ally Jumped Promenade an hour and a at the op­ half before the show In hopes portunity to of getting a good seat. Ac­ be hypno­ cording to sophomore Alena tized. Un­ McBee this is common with fortunately Deluca. “Studentsgottothe only about Thls pair communicate in an alien language that only they seem to understand. PHOTO BY JULIE EDINGER show about an hour before 15 were hand last year. This year “lucky" enough to be cho­ mically and repeating words become hypnotized were to sign autographs. they're getting here about sen. like “you are very relaxed. asked to leave the stage. Marcia Brady, Mr. Rog­ two hours ahead of time." Deluca arranged the vic­ You have no stress and your Using hypnotic sugges­ ers and Fred Flintstone Deluca opened his show tims in a semicircle on stage. body is becoming very limp. ” tions, Deluca brought the seemed to be most popular with a few psychic mind He proceeded to pace back Within a few minutes students back to childhood, among the “youngsters”. In games and a slide show of and forth In front of them, nearly all the students were convincing them their fa­ fact, a fight nearly broke humorous signs and bulle­ snapping his lingers rhyth- under. Those who could not vorite TV stars were coming Please see DELUCA, p. 6 ODK sponsors forum At Sera Tec, We Don't Believe In on welfare January 17 By Audra Louslas Taking Chances, That's Why We... Campus Life Editor Social Services, Lauren Snlppe, Dr. Jan Swanson Omlcron Delta Kappa from the GVSU School of • Use sterile, disposable equipment will sponsor an open Social Work and State • forum on Friday, Representative Provide a pleasant and relaxing environment January 17 at noon In Hoekeman will be the • Test every donation for hepatitus and AIDS the Kirkhof Center lunch panel of speakers who area. will be addressing the virus The forum will feature state’s welfare system. • Require a physical exam prior to donating speakers discussing the In 1991, the Engler welfare system. 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Tragedy strikes as this victim of Tom Deluca's PHOTO BY JULIE EDINGER hypnosis learns her childhood hero, Woody Woodpecker, is announced dead.

DELUCA, from p. 5 out when one boy explained (rather loudly) that Mr. Rogers was real and Fred Flintstone was not. Deluca also asked them w hat they w anted for C h r i s t m a s . “Betsy Wetsy! Barbie Head! and Eight Track Tapes!” werejust a few of the re­ sponses. At another point in the show, Deluca suggested that mice and rabbits were crawling around on the floor in front of them. Some students reached out to Beth RoweU, hypnotized PHOTO BY JULIE EDINGER pet them while back into childhood, wants a Barbie van for Christmas. others squirmed in their chairs. One girl even exclaimed. “The tized was one of the weirdest bunny s— on me!” experiences of his life. “I Deluca closed the show with a final hyp­ Just remember sitting there notic suggestion. The words “Las Vegas" and Deluca telling us to resulted in about seven hypnotized jamming breathe in and out slowly. down to Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch My feet felt like they were right on stage. falling asleep and I don’t re­ According to one of those show dancers. member anything after that. F r e s h m a n I never believed in that stuff Steve Slanik, before, but now I know it’s being hypno- real.” Jane Everhart to show in Calder Gallery

The Calder Gallery will feature titles London “Children Among Us" by Jane Ever­ Pa ris hart through Thursday, February 6. Madrid The large drawings represent M unid i Zurich Everhart’s Interaction with children 'Fares are roundtnp from Detroit Lew season during an education art project. She fares must depart by March 31 Fares do not ndude taxes. Restrictions apply was a participant In a recent show at Hefner Galleries in Grand Rapids. Council Traud For more Information, contact Mark 1220 S. University Avenue STE 208 Ann Arbor, Mi 48104 Pohlad at 895-3502. 313- 998-0200 Call for a FREE 1992 student travel catalog! Wednesday January 15, 1992

Meet Me in St. Louis visits Devos By Beth Grienke Entertainment Editor have recently begun romances with local boys. The Broadway Theatre The rest of the family don’t Guild brought the classic want to leave their friends. musical MeetMelnSt. Louis How Mr. Sm ith (Paul Holiday fare mostly dazzle to Devos Hall during Bemer) solves the situation December 17-22. is interesting. By Beth Grienke The play is a cherished The cast gave excellent Entertainment Editor music by John Williams pen­ The Prince of Tides: favorite, especially suited for performances. Their etrates with brilliance. Though not the best of the the nostalgic holiday season dancing skills were finely Bugsy: Kevin Costner actually holiday offerings, this movie and this year’s production displayed throughout the The interplay between Vir­ surprised me with his strong may be the most memorable. was sweet and traditional. play. ginia Hill (Annette Bening) performance as the lead Nick Nolte’s performance The story captured the Quinlan excelled in the and Bugsy Siegel (Warren character, D.A. Garrison. is delicious. mood of the days of old title role of Esther. Her Beatty) is both sizzling and The riveting list of side Barbra Streisand is not school romances when ‘nice powerful voice established mesmerizing. James Toback’s characters sparkle: Guy really different from her girls didn’t let a boy kiss a unity with the audience script is rich and enticing. Bannister (Ed Asner), David characters in her other ro- them until they were with songs such as “Have Beatty’s acting is spectacu­ Ferrie (Joe Pesci), Clay Shaw - mantle movies. engaged’ and families were Yourself A Merry Little lar and complex. He reveals (Tommy Lee Jones), Lee I wished to see more of the tightly knit. Christmas." manyfacets of the well-known Harvey Oswald (Gary film’s other characters, es­ Meet Me In S t Louis still Christopher Sieber was gangster. Watching Siegel’s Oldman), and Willie O’Keefe pecially Savannah (Melinda held up well to modem times. charming as John, the boy vision of Las Vegas unfurl is fascinating. (Kevin Bacon). Dillon). The witty script kept the play next door and Esther’s love- Yet after watching it, I left from become schmaltzy. interest. The rest of the cast are not The film feels too simplis­ Studio 28 with mixed feel­ Extraordinary set designs Grandpa (Albert Parker) quite as explosive, but do well tic with some of its conclu­ ings. graced the stage with the offered his good sense advice nonetheless. sions, but a movie’s two- I admire Oliver Stone’s at­ Smith’s rotating home, the with wit and Agnes Harvey Keitel is fabulous as hour-average format does tempts to reopen the JFK rolling trolley, and the (Stephanie Tardiff), the next Mickey Cohn—the man who not allow for the time neces­ assassination case and sparkling finale set. to youngest daughter, was robs Siegel and later ends up sary for the changes to be make Americans care more The story begins nine cute and feisty with her working for him. more gradual and the solu­ about what is happening in months away from the 1904 pranks. Ben Kingsley is intriguing tions to be shown as deeper. their government. World’s Fair in St. Louis, Former Grand Rapids as Meyer Lansky. He even However, the exquisite A recent poll stated that Missouri. resident Karen Errington seems to be a “good guy" gang­ cinematography and mar­ 2/Sof the United States dis­ Mr. Smith is offered a Job gave an exceptional ster if that is a possibility. velous cast sways the movie believes that Oswald shot in New York and his family performance as Mrs. Smith. Wendy Phillips is outstand­ past its deficiencies. Kennedy entirely on his own. is unhappy about the Hopefully, Meet Me In S t ing as Siegel’s wife. Her con­ The spectacular southern The movie JFK certainly change. Louis will return for a frontation with Siegel in the sunsets and gripping New makes the one-man, one- The two eldest daughters, Christmas season in the restaurant is magnificent and York scenery are spellbind­ gun theory look ludicrous. Esther (M. Kathym Quinlan) near future. cuttingly realistic. ing. However, too often the pic­ and Rose (Amy M. Young), The vivid set of director Dillon, Jason Gould Barry Levinson adds the ex­ ture has a heavy-handed (Streisand real life son), tra special mark to this pic­ taste. Stone tries too hard Jeroen Krabbe, and Blythe ture. Bugsy will probably to impress the audience and Danner all give remarkable llWSlcTThe^ioodJhe^ gamer many of this year’s Jam the messages deep into performances. George Oscar nominations. their minds. Carlin even has a small role bad, and the ugly of 1991 Rating: 9. JFK is one of the most and provides most of the unusual films of the year. comic moments in the film. By Chris Flisek JFK: Be prepared for an intense Rating: 8.5. Entertainment Writer after releasing their fero­ This film is a technical and ride if you see it. Please see page 9 ciously angry debut, acting masterpiece. Ratings: for more movie re­ Well, kids, it's been a BLEACH in 1989 to little The mix of actual footage Music: 10. bumpy year in the wide acclaim, saw their sopho­ with fabricated documentary Acting: 9. views. world of music. A year of more release NEVERMIND is captivating. The luscious Directing: 8. ups: 2 Live Crew beating skyrocket them to fame, the obsenity chaiges and a proving that there is hope Beast year of downs: 2 Live Crew for music yet. By Michael Kluczyk learn to like each other after Once again the Oscar released another record. So, this is my list of the Entertainment Writer spending time together. winning musical team of This was the year that John best and the worst of the Convincing the town that Howard Ashman and Alan Mellencamp dropped the past year. Some have run­ In a small French village the Beast is going to kill Menken (Little Shop of Cougar, Hammer dropped ners-up, some don’t. (I tried amidst a beautiful wooded their children, the handsome Horrors; The Little Mermaid), the M. C., Pearl Jam ’s Eddie not to be too wishy washy). glade, a conceited prince but evil Gaston leads the were hired to write the Vedder almost dropped on Some have explanations, turned to a Beast realizes town’s people on a lynching musical scores for the film. the crowd at Kalamazoo’s others stand alone. It’s an beauty comes from within, to the castle of the broken One of the musical pieces State Theatre and Stevie uneven list and is missing not exterior appearances. hearted, beastly prince. they created, "Be Our Guest", Ray Vaughan, Bill Graham, a lot of names. Remember, Breathtaking backgrounds, The Beast and his servants was performed by the dining Freddie Mercury, and Miles you may not agree with a lavish landscapes, and successfully defeat the evil room and highlighted the Davis dropped out of our lot of my choices, (or any, animated characters; Beauty Gaston and send the people talents of the talking teapot, lives. It was a year that saw for that matter) but nobody and the Beast is Disney’s 30th running back to the town. Mrs. Pots, played by Angela the Lollapalooza Festival, said you had to. Lansbury. the biggest show of its kind full-length animated feature. The Beast, almost dead, The inventor's beautiful looks into Belle’s eyes as she If you have not seen this since Woodstock or POP /ALTERNATIVE daughter. Belle (Broadway proclaims her love for the historic full-length animated Monteray yet it was also Best Single: “Smells Like singer Paige O’Hara). becomes him. fairy tale by now, you MUST! the swan song for Jane’s Teen Spirit” Nirvana. (Es­ a prisoner/ guest-for-life of Magically, the Beast is It is not Just for the little Addiction, possiblly the sentially a four mlnu te slap the Beast (actor Robby lifted into the air and kiddies and it will set your most original and powerful in the face of the Benson) after exchanging her transforms back into his spine tingling with the bands to come along in muffinheads who have life for her father’s. original handsome happiness and Joy from the years. ’91 saw the rise of adopted this as “their” song, With the assistance of the appearance. story and the wonderful the Washington based when it is actually seething furniture and kitchen And they lived happily ever characters. power-trio. Nirvana, who, Please see MUSIC, p. 8 , utensils. Belle and the Beast after... Rating: 9. V --______MUSIC, from.p. 7 ------with contempt for them.) Worst: “Unbelievable" Worst: N.W.A. (Since Ice and White" and “Jam ” this is E.M.F. (Look! It’s Jesu s Cube left, they’re nothing more the biggest musical mess in Top Runner up: “Right Here. Jones. No, wait...) than a bunch of violent hor­ years. If Jackson would have Right now" Jesus Jones. mone cases.) concentrated on writing in­ Best New Artist: Chris stead of outselling Thriller, 10 Worst Single: ‘Silent Lu­ Whitley. (Swamp-bottom Best New Artist: P.M Dawn. this may have been good.) cidity" Queensiyche. (Pink blues at their best.) (The most original act since De Floyd did it better the first La Soul) Runner-up: Spellbound. Movies time.) Worst:Extreme. (Cliche’d Paula Abdul. (Wow! Cheer­ Best Album: Out OTTime. rock at its, um, best.) Worst: Marky Mark and The leader makes good.) R.E.M Funky Bunch. (OOh! Nice tal­ RAP! ent, not only can he rip off Best Single: “Cream" of Worst Album: For Unlaw­ Best Lp: O.G! Original songs, drop his pants but he’s Prince.(A return to his funky ful Carnal Knowledge. Van Gangster. Ice-T also the brother of a New Kid.) roots. Classic.) 1991 Halen. (They have to grow up By Beth Grienke . and stop making the same Worst: Extremely Live. Best Vld: “Mama Said Knock Worst: “Vibeology” Paula album.) Vanilla Ice. (Did we need You Out” L.L. Cool J. (It’smean, Abdul. (I don’t know what’s Entertainment Editor this?) sweaty and raw.) worse, her chipmunk on he­ Best Established Artist: lium vocals, the obnoxious The year 1991 is David Bowie. (Even at 40- Best Single: “Mama Said Runner-Up: “Can’t Truss chorus or her squeaking the over. Many of its something he is still the most Knock You out. L.L. Cool J. This” Public Enemy. (A brutal line, “I’m in a funky way." movies are already innovative musician depiction of slavery through­ Right.) around.) Runner-Up:"Kiss You out the ages.) or soon will be out Back” Digital Runner-Up: “Groove is in on video. Worst: Van Halen Underground.(Ifthis ain’t the Worst: “Too Legit To Quit” the Heart’ Dee-lite. The best movies catchiest song in a while, Hammer. (Stoke th at ego. take chances and Best Video: “Don’t Cry". then, well, it’s not.) Hammer! Stroke it!) Best Artist: Prince the ones listed be­ Guns ‘n’ Roses. (Video art­ istry at its finest. A wonder­ Worst:”Rico Suave" DANCE/SOUL! Worst: Mllli Vanilli low are all one that ful monument to rock & roll Gerardo. Best Lp:Diamonds and do so. Looking back narcissism and decadance) Pearls. Prince B est Vid: “Black and over this past year, Best Established Artist: White” Michael Jackson. (Ex­ here my choices for runner-up: “Losing My Ice T. (The man does it all Worst: Dangerous.Mlchael cept for that kid, I like it.) Religion" R.E.M (For all the and damn well.) Jackson. (Other than “Black the top ten movies hype, it is a cool vid.) Worst: “I Wanna Sex You in ascending order: Up” Color Me Badd. (A video with Kenny G., Terrence 10. L. A. Story Trent D’arby, George Michael 9. Thelma and and another George Michael. If anyone ever said ‘I wanna Louise sex you up’ to me, I would 8. Bugsy laugh my head off.) 7. The Man In The Moon PEEPINQ'S^ ------Serving GVSU for tne past 15 years MISC. Best Lp Cover: Ritual de 6. Boyz N’ The lo Habitual. Jane’s Addic­ Hood tion. 5. Beauty and the Beast Best Soundtrack: The Sunday thru Thursday Commitments. 4. City of Hope 9pm until 11pm 3. JFK Best Blues Lp: Mr. Lucky. 2. Grand Can­ 10" Pizza For Only $195 John Lee Hooker. 604 each additional item yon Hours: Best Country Lp: Interi­ 1. The Fisher Monday thru Thursday ors. 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GLIAC rival Bulldogs sink GV men, 105-100 By Brian Rutkowski Sports Writer with 11:37 left in the first. Blankenship lead a Ferris The Lakers put together comeback to take the lead What happens when you small spurts to stay In the with 7:22 left. 67-66. put two conference power­ game, pulling to within nine GV answered the challenge house rivals on one court points at one time. again, with an 11-4 run to with bragging rights at Still the Lakers were down take a six point lead with stake? by only 11 at halftime. 3:10 left. You get a great game. One of the emerging trade­ With time running down, In part one of this year’s marks of this year’s Laker the Bulldogs were forced to rivalry with Ferris State, the team Is it’s ability to come foul to stop the clock and Lakers came up short, 105- out strong after halftime. send the Lakers to the line. 100. Once again the Lakers In hopes of poor free throw For the Lakers. It was their started fast out of the locker shooting. second loss In a row without room, first tying the game The Bulldog prayers were senior forward Brent at 46 when Bart Bitner answered as Grand Valley PHOTO BY JULIE EDINGER Wichalz, who is out with an drained a three of his 24 made only four of their ten The Laker men lost a fwe-point heartbreaker to Ferris last Injury. from the comer with 18:11 free throws In the last three Saturday at home. The Bulldogs dominated left In the regulation during minutes, still the Lakers led, dogs were forced to go for a pointer, fading away from the basket, forcing the game all of the first half, breaking a 25-7 run which gave the 85-82 with only eight sec­ three to tie the game. As the away on runs of 10-5 and Lakers a 60-53 lead. onds left. buzzer went, Blankenship into overtime at 85-all. 15-4 to take a 25-15 lead Following a time out, Joe After a time out, the Bull­ threw a desperation three Please see GV, p. 11 Lady hoopsters struggle through long vacation By Alan Babbitt Sports Writer us." Baker-Gryzb com­ connected for twelve sec­ mented. ond half points, ending Last Saturday the Lady A change was definitely up with 20 points and Laker basketball team needed. The decision was twelve rebounds. Her found the perfect cure for to move senior Angela clutch performance al­ the flu and a five game Frick from the off-guard lowed the Lady Lakers losing streak- the Ferris position to point guard. to pull away for a 78 - 63 State Bulldogs. Baker-Gryzb explained win. Losses to Indiana/ her decision. “I Just felt “It is nice to enjoy that Purdue -Fort Wayne, Tri- we needed some senior winning feeling again. State University, Minne- leadership at that spot. The team has had a slug­ sota-Duluth, Saint Our offense just was not gish start, and hopefully Joseph’s, and the Univer­ flowing right.” this will lead to more sity of Indianapolis made The strategy really paid conference wins for u s,” the Lakers’ winter break . off as Grand Valleyjumped Thomas stated. With Coach Baker-Gryzb out to a 35 - 28 halftime Baker-Gryzb was es­ suffering from that lead against Ferris State. pecially proud of the dreaded winter Illness, and Helle Mathieson hit two squad’s performance. the team struggling to play three-pointers to help the “This is definitely our 40 consistent minutes of Lady Lakers build that best game of the year. basketball, the outlook lead. The Bulldogs were We played great team de­ was not looking too good held by GVSU’s defense to fense. The intensity was heading into last just 35 percent shooting there today. Instead of Saturday’s GLIAC battle. from the floor. being a half-step slow, GVSU lost its first con­ When senior forward All we were there defen­ ference game against Oak­ Fedio sat down with foul sively. Everyone con­ land University on Janu­ trouble in the second half, tributed to the victory.” ary 9. Grand Valley needed Grand Valley enter­ “We played even with someone to step forward tains Northern Michigan them in the first half, but at hit some key baskets. on Thursday at 5:45 theyjumped out with four Marie Thomas turned out p.m. and then Michigan PHOTO BY JULIE EDINGER three-pointers in the sec­ to be that person. Tech at 1 p.m. on Sat­ The Lady Lakers picked up a win here against Ferris, ond half. That really killed The sophomore center urday. ending a jive-game losing streak over vacation.______Europe, racial tension in gave up a homerun to Dave SouthAfrica, or even unem­ Henderson and cost the An­ ployment problems or the gels a trip to the World Se­ starving homeless here in ries or Terry Long’s at­ the dear ole’ U. S. of A. Too tempted suicide after test­ many fans get too worked ing positive for steroids. How up about their respective far has fan pressure gone? fandom. Focus on the im­ The opening scene of “The portant things-your family, Last Boyscout" may be a bit friends, self, religion, and extreme but it gives us some­ career, not whether or not thing to think about eh? •"You may not always though I suggest you read It that. In the whole scheme of the home team wins or agree with what I write, and first. things. It really is all Insig­ On Basketball: •Mark Price certainly isn’t I may not care for the shred­ The only thlpg I’d resent Is nificant. Really. Take it loses. Christmastime has a way a name that comes up when ded copies of my column If you didn’t bother to read It from a guy who went thru a of making you appreciate the you send back In an at all. two-month depression and you start talking about the most important things in unmarked envelope. Ill always try to make It a 6-month boycott of game’s greatest players but one’s life doesn't it? That’s OK. A column is worthwhile.’-Mitch Albom McDonald’s following the maybe it should be. Since Just one person’s view. Read Detroit Free Press, 8-4-85 Cubs’ loss to San Diego In A Lions' loss this past his early return from a seri­ it before your coffee, or after •Take heart Lions fans, you the ’84 playoffs. weekend hardly measures ous knee injury, the Cava­ up to Donnie Moore’s com­ your coffee. You can dunk diehards especially. The Remember we’re not talk­ liers are 22-4. mitting suicide because he it In your coffee if you like. main thing to remember Is ing about political unrest in Please see SEATS, p. 11 January 15, 1992 The Lanthom Page 11 SEATS, from p. 10 ------OV.fromp. 10 ------Bowl upset of Florida, Lou deserves one. Anyone would •Would anyone have In the overtime, the tween them. Holtz said he was going back be crazy not to want to coach thought on Jan. 6 of last year Bulldogsjumped out on a The Lakers were led by to that restaurant to order a there. that both the Lions and Red 10-4 run to take a 6 point Charlie Mandt, who had bowl? Well General Mills On Baseball: Wings would be far better off lead. 29 points and 10 re ­ sent several cases of •Tty to figure why the Ti­ than the Pistons In a year’s This time. It was the bounds and four blocked Cheerlos to Coach Holtz last gers spent $2.2 million on time? Lakers forced to foul, but shots. week (he subsequently do­ Dan Gladden, a player they •Is there really any need to it cost GV guards Daiyl Free throw shooting nated them to charity) in don’t need, then barter with wait until the end of the year Gorman and Bitner when seems to be a concern for appreciation. Cecil, who’s been grossly un­ to give Don Nelson the Coach they fouled out with Just the Lakers, who shot only •Mel Gray was the first derpaid for two seasons now, of the Year Award? more than 2:00 to go. 57% at the line In the sec- returner to lead the league over a long-term contract. __•The Celtics and Heat swap- Down the stretch, Ferris ondhalf, and failed to con­ in both punt and kick-off •Look for "a frustrated ping guards Brian Shaw and hit more clutch free nect on several shots to­ returns since the 60’s Whitey Herzog to make a Sherman Douglass should throws than not and ward the end. merger. move (even as late as spring come as a surprise to no one. squeaked by for the vic­ The loss leaves the Lak­ •Both the NFL and World training) Involving one of his Both were due for a change of tory. ers at 7-5 (0-2 in GLIAC). League should stand to gain lefthanded pitchers, prob­ scenery. Every time things be­ This Thursday, the Lak­ via the drafting of little-used ably Finley or Langston. A •NCAA conference play Is gan to turn around for ers host Northern Michi­ NFL players. logical trade for both teams shaping up quite nicely all the home team, Bulldog gan at 7:30 p. m. and •Until Sam Wyche took the concerned would be a Mat­ over. Might as well throw forwards Ty Miller or Michigan Tech Saturday job In Tampa Bay, I was tingly for Finley swap. those rankings out until Blankenship would an­ at 3 p. m. feeling awfully bad for the E tc.: March. swer and calm the 1,263 franchise and Its fans fol­ •After a break full of hard­ On Football: in attendance. lowing the Parcells’ back- core Nintendo playing, I rate •Post-bowl notes . . . For Blankenship and Miller out. I spent a semester in NES Play Action Football as once both the Hula and Ja­ accounted for 56 of the Tampa earlier In my “colle­ the most life-like sports game pan Bowl all-star games were Bulldogs points includ­ 4350Remembrance Romd\ N.W. giate career” and that town and American Gladiators as Interesting... year-ln, year- ing six three pointers be­ JPHCCtrsrE:: out Air Force Is the most ex­ is hungry for a winner and the most challenging. citing team to watch In a bowl game .. . the playoff system will never work. Who’s to say how many teams to invite? 2, 4,8,16,32 ? It won’t always be as cut and dried as this year ... I think that Desmond Howard’s poor bowl showing could result in a draft day slide, reminiscent of former Heisman-winnlng receiver Tim Brown . . . Remember the waiter in New Orleans who said the difference be­ tween Notre Dame and Cheerios was that Cheerlos belonged in a bowl? Remem­ ber when, following the Sugar

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f HOURS l OF OPERATION Monday thru Wednesday 11am-2arn BOARD PLUS Thuisday Friday and Saturday 11am -3am MEAL Sunday Ham-lam CARD IS OPEN FOR LUNCH! OPEN LATE NIGHT! THE SAME AS CASH IT’S TIME FOR DOMINO'S PIZZA AT Call Us! 892-4DOM ___ (eo2-43ee) DOMINO’S, LOOTED DELIVERY AREA. DRIVERS CARRY LESS THAN $30.00 NEW PRICES, NEW SIZES, NEW SPECIALS FOR THE NEW YEAR...

$ 4 . 5 Q $ ^ . Q Q Madness starts with a 10" 2 topping pizza for $4.50 This Sunday order up TWO 10" CHEESE Pizzas for $6.00. PLUS get up to 3 more 10" 2 lopping Pizzas for only Order 3 ■ 10" pizzas with your choice of one • topping on ADDITIONAL Toppings 500 EACH PER PIZZA. $2.00 each. each. Additional items 500 PER PIZZA.

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Tuesday starts with a 12" 1 topping pizza for $6.50. Thank Goodness For Fridays Domino's 16" LARGE One 10" PEPPERONI and one serving of Coca Cola. And for TWO-BITS (25<) more, GET ANOTHER 12" CHEESE pizza for $5.00. ADDITIONAL Valid 12 - mid to close DAILY. 1 - topping pizza. TOPPINGS $1.00 each.

• W i "THIS W EEK' NITE S P E C I A L ' ’ IPOjVII^A T Q R - $ 6 . Q Q Wednesday is WACKY with 1 12" original THICK ONE 16" Large Pizza with up to two toppings and CRUST PIZZA with 1/2 lb of cheese and Loaded with A.K.A. "Lakers Special", NEW SIZE, 16" Large Pizza two servings of Coke. Exp 1 - 22 - 92 pepperooi. It's WILD when we offer this in "PAN" also. Loaded with Pepperonl and TWO TIMES THE CHEESE.

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■ 4 Z . & D One -12" Pan Pizza with up to TWO TOPPINGS of your 10" pizza with up to TWO TOPPINGS and one coke. choice, smothered under 1/2 lb of cheese. Valid 1 lam * 4pm Daily. WHEN IT COMES TO PIZZA DELIVERY, DOMINO S IS SECOND TO NONE FOR PRICE. QUALITY AND SERVICE GUARANTEED! ANYWHERE, ANYPLACE, ANYTIME YOU HUNGER FOR PIZZA.