Move Students of '70'S See Page 3

University of Missouri Volume 6, Number 13 December 2, 1971 .158 -3 Does metropolitan area need another airport? see page 2

move students of '70's see page 3

Ralph Williams, formerly a vocalist with the Ink Spots, performs on campus with other musicians from the riverboar era. Current photo by Oliver Wischmeyer Pie in the face - pat on the back

By CARL HESS zations on campus, that were Current Staff Reporter divided into twp groups, with six girls in the first group and nine The awesome spectacle of the nen in the finale. Todd Dudley, second annual Pie-eating Contest acting Dean of Student Affairs - took place on Nov. 24th on the judged the melee. volleyball courts in front of the With a mob of supporters cheer University Center. The con"test ing them on in the 30-degree was sponsored by Pi Kappa Alpha weather, the contestants were, as fraternity. Dean Dudley said, "very enthusi Kathy Baldridge of Delta Zeta, astic" her face becrusted with cream Participants trained for the and pumpkin, took the women's event in various manners. Some division in the contest, and Curt fasted all morning: others fasted Hibbs of Alpha Phi Omega gulped the night before to enlarge their his way to the men's title. Prizes stomach capacity. were awarded at the Club Imperial at a dance that evening. After the unconventional des The contest that afternoon, re sert, the winners were interviewed quired the participants to eat a by John Rodell of KSD-TV news . whole pumpkin pie with their hands Rodell asked, "How did the pie tied behind their backs. The spec taste?" tacle drew around 100 spectators, Curt Hibbs breathlessly com including a KSD-TV camera crew. mented, "I didn't taste it, but 1 There were 15 contestants repre noticed that it was gooey and hard senting different student organi- to get down." Page 2 UMSL CURRENT December 2, 1971 Study by graduate student here refutes advocates of new airport

By JUDY KLAMON area population is not so clearly an indicating be based on this projected ratio? Current Staff Writer factor of t!"le amount of airport use; that airport Dzierwa inquires as to whether the 245-345 size and capacity should not be based on peak tri-jets will be the predominate aircraft servicing James Dzierwa, graduate student of political hour airport operations; and finally, that the St. the St. Louis area by 1980 . If there will be larger science, and a student within the Center for Louis Area could not support a regional system aircraft models servicing the market, why should Community and Metropolitan Studies here, has of two airports if the present one was to be more aircraft be n'eeded? presented a study on the need for a new metro maintained. A misrepresentation of air traffic is made by ..... politan airport in the St. Louis-Illinois area. The assumed present trend of increase in air basing the airport need on the. peak hour rush The study refutes the assumption that such an carrier operations is not an increase at all. traffic of the airport. Dzierwa comments that investment for a new airport is needed. Contrary to popular belief, air carrier operations every major airport would benefit from a change Dzierwa originally undertook his study for a have been on the decline since 1969. As the paper in peak hour scheduling. If a change is not made, course on value judgement taught by Dr. E. J. states, there is no good reason to assume that they will find themselves saturated at the peak • Meehan. The research paper led to a 40-page air carrier operations will return to the booming hour. This is obviously no way to run an airport study which ended up being presented to the St. level of the 1960' s. or determine the need for a new one. Louis Seminar. The paper goes on to say that the growth of Dzierwa treats many other subordinate assump Through systematic research through the re~ the metropolitan area population is not a good tions that are made to qualify for a new airport. sources of the library from the Federal Aviation indicator of increased airport use. The .indicators However, one of the most important reasons Administration and the Civil Aeronautics Board, of airport use as stated in the paper are: a) air in terms of the taxpayer' s money, is, how much Dzierwa examined the evidence related to the carrier operations, b) passengers enplaned, and is the Federal Government going to invest to assumptions used by those who argue for and c) passenger capacity per aircraft. aid us in our investment? Air carrier operations are not on the increase. St. Louis county supervisor Lawrence K. Roos against the decisioh to maintain or abandon the e , present airpor t. And as an increase in the St. Louis area popula brought out that in the Dallas-Fort Worth invest The researf! h reveals a great deal concerning tion is concerned, St. Louis is not and will not ment for a new airport, the federal government the quality of the procedures by which public be a major center of tourism in the future nor decided to contribute only $15 million out of the investments are investigated and how the deci will it become a great international gateway $370 million to be expended for the investment. sions are weighed. In spite of the research done . in the remainder of the century. Likewise, since If this is an indication of what we are in for, it by commissions appointed by Mayor Alfonso J . Chicago and Kansas City are serious competitors might be wise to take

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One of the less auspICIOUS under editor for 1972 ' to be newcomers to routine. _ takings on this campus is the pro the staff (as of this semester ). The Therefore we have proposed amend duction of a weekly newspaper which Student Publications Committee of the ments to our constitution intend ed even approximates the standards of . University Senate- -empowered by the to clarify the ambiguities which were journalism. Traditionally, local talent original Current constitution to send a the legacy of the architects, to bring drains towards the Columbia campus representative to the staff screenings certain articles into agreement with" and its J - school, which leaves slim of applicants and later to pass on the the new calendar, and- -which is most pickings for the rest. This difficulty subsequent staff recommendations in controversial, perhaps--to provide for is further compounded by the com order to select a new editor--post an equal and direct voice in the muter-campus atmosphere with its poned a decision for a week and a selection of the editor by the staff as • endemic disinclination towards par half, keeping the aspirants in suspense well as by the Publication Committee. ticipa tion in prac tically anything; this and breaking with precedent by over We are not faulting the committee's problem is further intensified for the ruling the incumbent editor's rejection caution in making a choice; but we . Current, since a certain specialized of a late ' application on a constitu consider the amendments in the same <; skill is necessary. tional technicality arising from the spirit as the decision which admitted A large portion of the present staff change in the university calendar and s tudents to the Faculty Senate and will depart, for various r easons- by requiring a special screening of thus to the decision-making process_ seniors graduating and a couple of the two main contenders (w hom they --also it is the least we old-timers sophomores transferring to that mag judged nearly equal on the basis of can do for next year's staff: learn!ng netic J-school in Columbia--at the Haws in one letter of application the ropes as you go along is tough end of the upcoming semester. Condi which contained sentences not nearly enough without being enmeshed in the tions, therefore, made it possible for as long as this one will turn out) after tortuous labyrinths of university poli the main contenders for the post of which the actual decision proved fairly tics any more than necessary. The Y.A.F. Forum by charles seelNoster e.

The irony of the Viet she has. That dynamic years of stagnation fOL Growth", has prospered king, in violation of the ~ nam War is that while the society is now the world's lowing the signing of the under the dynamic l ead U.N. charter. Cambodia . ~ fabric of American so third industrial power armistice agreement in ership of its imaginative is a bleak spot; she is ciety has been damaged and if futurist, Dr. Her 1953. South Korea, re ((Democratic Socialist" . paying now for years of by that tragic conflict, as man Kahn of the presti sponding to South Viet president Lee Kuan Yew, neglect of military pre- • has the fabric of the South gious Hudson Institute nam 's call for assistance, an Oxford - educa ted, paredness during the rule Vietnamese, many of the (author of On Thermonu dispatChed 50,000 troops Overseas Chinese and of Prince Sianouk, which nations of free Asia which clear War, Can We Win to Vietnam, a greater pro former leftist labor have made. effective re border Red China, have In Vietnam, and Japan, portionate burden than leader, who has guided sistance to the North Viet- " forged ahead econo- The Emerging Super those made by any of the that city-state through six namese and Vietcong in mically and culturally, State) is accurate, she free world allies fighting difficult years of newly vaders on her soil, very under the umbrella ofAm may surpass the Soviet in Vietnam, including the won independence from ·difficult. The Phillipines erican protection. It is Union and become No. 2 U.S. Great Britian. His dream is a question ma rk, as it. perhaps because our at among industrialized na Taiwan, a nation of 14.5 of a Malaysianfederation, faces grave difficulties tention has been riveted tions' second only to the million and a major con realized in 1965 with the with Communist-led Huk on Vietnam and also be U.S., by the year 2,000. tributor of foreign aid in cooperation of the Malay guerrillas who have re cause of a deep cynicism Douglas MacArthur's the world has seen rigid sian government of Tunku surfaced and her econo- to and skepticism aboutAm brilliant ' administration economic growth in re Abdul Rahman, immedi mic p erformance has been erican aims in Asia, and guidance of that land, cent years and has become ately came under attack inconsistent. among many influential after the war, in no small a showcase of economic of Achmed Sukarno of In The same condition persons and groups in the way helped to get the na development in Asia, donesia, (who has since holds true for Ceylon, • U.s. and the rest of the tion back on the path of standing in marked con passed on to a greater whose Soviet-backed So world, esp ecially Europe, economic and social r e trast to the economic and reward, after being at cialist government of who have been disturbed covery. agricultural failure, that tacked by his friends, the Mrs. N. Badarinke, has by the terrible cost of South Korea, ravaged is R ed China, a nation Reds who couldn't wait been menaced by Com - • what Howard K. Smith has by a bloody communist whose ((Great L eap For for him to finish turning munist guerrillas, backed called ((our most mis war of aggression in the wards," have repeatedly the country over to them) by North Korea. understood war", that we early 1950's' and torn by been great leaps back his successor Gen. Su However South Viet ha ve tended to overlook civil turmoil and political wards. harto has charted a de nam, despite the damage the success stories infree instability during the . Singapore, perhaps the cidedly anti - Communist of years of inclusive war, Asia. 1960's, has in the last best example of ((eco path for that huge re has seen increasing rice First . the.re is Japan, few years made remark nomic takeoff" to borrow source rich nation. Yet harvest in the last two to which the U.S. is pled able economic strides, a phrase, coined by P rof. Yew managed to weather years, due in part to thee ged to defend. No nation under the dynamic lead W. W. Rostow in his book the storm, although the new miracle strains of in human history has ership of its determinedly on the economic develop federation eventually col rice and the return to wrought an economic mir anti - communist president, ment of emerging nations lapsed. Today one does productive use of land acle of the magnitude that Chung Hee Park, after 15 (( The Stages of Economic not need to look very fa r resettled by farmers who·~ to find goods sold in Am fled the fighting, but can erica, with the mark now return due to success ((Made in Singapore" on of the pacification pro MATT MATTINGLY them. Americans might gram, which seeks toricft Editor -in - chief well take a page from the country of Red terror, DARRE1.L SHOULTS the book of this brilliant taxation and rule. H er CURRENT Managing editor l eiider (who has been men economy is also showing tioned as a possible suc gains despite the with-· The Current is the student publication of the Universily'o! JERRY VISHY cessor to U Thant, as Sec drawal of almost 400,000 Missouri-SI. Louis. It is entirely student ediled and produced Business manager weekly. It is financed by bolh student activity fees and indepen retary - General of the American, Austral ian, dent advertising and is distributed free to the UMSL commuriity. GREG SULLENS U.N.) who has called upon Ne!p Zealand, Phillipin e~ Advertising and subscription rates available on reques t. Advertising manager his p eople to forget not a and Thai troops in the~ Letters to the editor are encouraged as part of the continuing ((Great Society" but rather last two and one half discussion of campus issues and events. No unsigned letters will MIKE OLDS a ((Rugged Society. " years. be considered. The writer assumes all responsibility for the con Sports editor tent of the letter. Thailand and Malaysia The Current is located in Suite 255, University Center, BILL LESLIE are also experiencing re • - University of Missouri-St. Louis. Phone (314) 453-5174. DIrector of photography lative prosperity, despite difficulties with Commun ist - guerrillas, brazenly backed by Hanoi and Pe- • December 2, 1971 UMSL CURRENT Page 5

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. * New national magazine will present Indian viewpoint

SANTA CLARA, CAL.--Only an One of the reasons for the ex will als0 'provide the reader with Articles for the upco'ming Nov reclaim their ancestral lands from Indian can present the Indian view istence of "Indian Voice" is the literature - poetry, fiction, folk ember issue include: (1) the ef the federal government, (3) an ac of America, and the Indian view is protection of Indian land and life, tales, legends, short stories - of fects of the Navajo Rough Rock count of the occupation of Rattle needed today more than ever. and the right of Indians to live the Indians around ·the country. Demonstration School on Indian snake Island by Porno Indians, who This is the theme of Indian way they want to live. For this A special feature of the maga education nationally, (2) the first tried to reclaim it from resort de Voice, a national Indian publica reason the magazine will report on zine is that it is the only publica of a continuing series of articles velopers, and (4) a short history tion of the Native American Pub the usage of Indian land, including tion devoted to Indians on the na on the Pit River Indians of north of the efforts of missionaries and lishing Company of Santa Clara. the illegal taking of Navajo land tional level and concerned prim ern California and their fight to others to "educate" Indians. The staff of the magazine, as well for strip mining, and the fight of arily with the contemporary scene. the Pit River Indians to regain as the officers of the corporation, There are other Indian publica~ are all Indians. They see the need their ancestral lands in northern tions which are national in scope Seminar to explore for a publication to present the In California. and circulation, but " Indian Voice" dian view of America, and to fight The main purpose of the maga has taken the contemporary scene for the rights of In<;lians every zine will be to provide just what as its particular realm. where. the title implies - a voice for In how population growth The Indian way of life, and In dians. Too often in the past In Another special feature of the dian land, is threatened today more dians have had spokesmen from magazine is its network of cor than ever. There are ranchers, the federal and state governments, respondents, some of whom are eHects environment miners, timber interests, farm from religious organizations, from already working for the magazine. These correspondents will provide ers, oil interests, park promoters, white - dominated "Indian-inter Various viewpoints of the ef news about the current scene in Population Growth, Coalition for and resort promoters, who are est" groups, and others telling fects of population growth on the the Indian world, and will later the Environment, Sierra Club, and trying to buy or lease Indian land, the world what the Indian "want environment will be explored in a tie in with the Third World Radio student and community organiza and they have the federal govern ed," what the Indian did, wbat In two-day seminar December 3-4 in tions. ment on their side. Since Indian . dian philosophy taught, what In Network, which is being formed in New York City. Benton Hall. The two-day seminar will exam land is controlled by the Bureau 'dian religion said, and so on. Dr. Peter Raven, director of ine the ecological question as it is of Indian Affairs (BIA), an' arm "Indian Voice" will try to pro The magazine can be ordered the Missouri Botanical Garden , affected by an increasing popula of the Interior Department, the vide a voice for Indian people them from the Native American Pub (Shaw's Garden) and a professor tion and the role educational sys Indian has little or nothing to say selves to express their ' views of lishing Co., at P.O. Box 2033, of biology, will deliver the key tems might play in finding effec about the way it is used, other than Indian history, Indian religion, the Santa Clara, Calif., 95051. The note address, "How Many People tive solutions to these inter to use public pressure and similar contemporary Indian scene, politi subscription price is $5.00 per Do We Want?" at 7 p.m., Decem related problems. tactics. cal developmer.ts, and so on. It year, and it is published monthly. ber 3 in the Benton Hall auditor The seminar is sponsored by ium. the Departments of Sociology and . Dr. Raven is on the faculty of Biology, the Extension Division Washington University. and the Sunnen Foundation in co A day-long program will be operation with the St. Louis Chap BHow to make it" corner held Saturday, December 4, with ter of Zero Population Growth. ·sessions on several viewpoints of Fee is $2.00 High school and By EILEEN BEAVER The ritual accompanying the Got to cut and get back to my iron. population control and panel and college students who pre-register sacrifice is very complex - as It ain't much but I haul around a group discussions. before December 3 will be ad Aztec Sacrificial Altars to the complex as that which now sur Ford Sunliner 1960 version with a Among those on the program will mitted free. Sun are scarce and no longer in rounds the religion Norman Doug 427 overhead cam and Hooker be representatives from UMSLand For more information contact great demand. In researching how las described as the "quaint Al headers. This mill will wind out Washington and St. Louis Univer the Extension Division at .(314) to make this mother I found that exandrian tutti-fruitti known as to about 140 mph and that's not too sities, Black Survival, Inc., Zero 453-5961. the Temple as indicated lies in Christianity. " . Alas, performing great' for that size of mill. You . Quetzalcoatl, Mexico and is a the ritual is not as difficult as got a pretty good mag.- -at least rounded structure entwined with finding a sacrificial victim. To I'm not like those nurds with their green, open-fanged serpents solve this problem I borrowed '69 you-name it with 3 super (Freudian, no doubt). 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THURSDAY. DECEMBER 2 • 1971 9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. . Navy Recruiters; Administration lobby 7:30 p.m. "Behavior Modification: Teaching Psychotic Chi Idren Language;" sponsored by the Psychology Department; 101 Life SCience -- free FRIDAY. DECEMBER 3.1971 3:45 p.m. Physics Seminar--James R. MacDonald. KansasStateU.;Cof fee at 3:15 p.m.; 204 Benton Hall

3:15 p.m. Seminar on Population & Envi r Judy Klamon Current photo onment--"How Many People Do We Want?"--Dr. P. Haven; 105 Benton Hall Judy Klamon named 7:00 p.m. Seminar on Population & Envir onment--"How Many People Do editor for 1972 We Want?" --Dr. P. Haven; 105 Benton Hall Judith M. Klamon has been High School, Miss Klamon spent named editor-in-chief of the a summer session at the Univer Current f9r 1972. sity of Colorado-Boulder, and two 7:30 p.m. & 9:45 p.m. "Midnight Cowboy;" Penney Miss Klamon, a staff writer this semesters at the Columbia campus building semester, will serve a term con of the University of Missouri, sisting of the coming Winter Se where she wrote for their year 1:30 p.m. mester and the following Fall Se book, The Savitar. Basketball: UMSL vs SEMO; mester. She is a sophomore this year. away Further editorial positions will Miss Klamon hopes to "improve be decided at her discretion prior the quality" of The Current and to 11:40 a.m. & 1:40 p.m. Video Tape: "Waiting for the to the first issue of 1972. attract a "competent" staff. Change" --a series of vita,1 in A graduate of University City terviews including Ralph Nader .~ 11111111 IIi III 11111111111 i 11111111 111111111111111111111111 1I111111111illllll III ilill illllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllil U! Abbie Hoffman, and Frank Man = -; iewicz; 220 Penney Bui Iding. = = SATURDAY. DECEMBER 4.1971 - ~ GO WITH ~ 12:30 p.m. Midwest Japan Seminar; 121 J.C. Penney Bui Iding 8:30 p.m. Coffee House-- 3 guitarists; ! K!P HOT TEAM i University Center Lounge 9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. Humanities Program-.,."What I POUNDING AWAY --~ : Happened to the American Dream: 1776-1976?"; J.C. Pen ! BY SAVING ' A FEW ~ , ney bui Iding. Register through ~ DOLLARS EACH § Extension. § PAYDAY.- THAT'S THE~ § SAVINGS HABIT! ~ . 8:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. Seminar on Population & Envi r = ' = onment; Benton Hall; Sign-up in §= § Extension before 12/3 and be ad ~ E mitted free. 8:00 p.m. "Midnight Cowboy;" J.C. Pen ~Dropinor~ ~ ney Auditorium ~. n Call 383-S5SS - ~ 9:00 p.m. - Midnight Sigma Tau Gamme Mixer; Uni i' 1J'a.nJ 7151 Natlral Briclgei versity Center Snack Bar § , . (Just .ast of Lucas Hunt Rd.) § ,=, ...... r Federal Deposit IftSUranc. • Corp. :: iilllllliUllfllfIIlllllUllllIlIllllIlIlIlIIlIlIllIIlIIlIlIllIlIIlIIlIllIIWlllUlIlWlllIUIiUllliulIUIIIIIIIIUlIII~ "American Dream" topic Dec 4

A one-day program aimed at Dr. J . Edwards Dirks, vice Regional Pre-Law Conference For Minority Group Students determining how the humanities president of the Danforth Founda can be applied to contemporary tion, will speak at 9:30 a.m. on Dec. 11, 1971 9:30 A.M. to 4:30 P.M. problems will be . presented on "How Can the Humanities Affect campus December 4. the American Dream?" and Dr. At Sf. Louis University, Knights Room, Pius XII Memorial Ubrary The free community service Leonard P . Oliver, assistant di program, entitled "What Happened rector of State and Community Sponsored By : University of Iowa College of Law, University of Mo- Columbia School.of Law, to the American Drea m: 1776 - Programs of the National Endow St. Louis University School of Law, Washington University School of Law, St. Louis U. Chapte r , 1976?", will be from 9 a.m. to ment for the Humanities will con BlackAmerican Law Student Association, Lawyers Association of St. Louis 4 p.m. in the J. C. Penney Build clude the program at 3:30 on "What Panels Will Consider: Careers in the Law, Law School Curriculum and Study, Law School Ad ing. Do the Humanities Have To Offer?" mission and Financial Aid . A consortium of the University The program was planned by the Participants Will Include: Minority group lawyers from various areas of practice, law school of Missouri, St. Louis University, Metropolitan St. l.ouis Regional and Washington Univer s ity facul faculty members, and law students. Planning Committee -on the Hu ' ties will present sessions on the Additional sponsors will be announced at a later date. A constant dialogue will be encouraged manities (with representatives problems of violence, pollution of between panel ists and students. Representatives of sponsoring law schools wi II be present and from the city of St. Louis, and available for consultation . . our environment, decline of sense Franklin, Jeffe rson, St. Charles of community, and r acism . Minority group undergraduates and recent graduates invited. For additional information pl ease and St. Louis Counties) and is The Richa rd B. Harrison write to Assistant Dean Peter Salsich Jr., St. Louis U. School of Law, 3642 Linde ll , St. being presented in cooperation with Louis, Mo. 63108. Players will present the play A 15 educational institutions and Day of Absence in the session on community organizations. racism. December 8 Eucharist 8:45, 9:45, 10:45, 11 :45, 12:45, 1:45 Newman House 8200 Natural Bridge .