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WTF? GUIDE 2016 AFRIKABURN Your handy guide to answering the most-asked question in Tankwa Town. B and find out! explore, know isto to onlyway The thanlisted.or later earlier happen may events scheduled –ish,so are Town things in Tankwa all aware: be Just ways. interesting unfold innew and canexperience so your see, you ofwhat sense make and town your navigate you help to designed It’s Town. document in Tankwa most informative singlehands the holdinyour You WTF? THING? OMG! OMG! THING? And, WTF IS THAT people? wonderful And who are all these Camp? Off-Centre Where the hell is Welcome home! Here’s what’s new this year: Off-Centre Camp is even better crew and emergency vehicles. Contents than last year, head on over and MV’s should cross into the circle Event Services check it out. over Binnekring Rd, and can travel 3 If it's far from the madding crowd down all radials off Binnekring. you're after, head to the open If you're into mountainbiking Theme Camps camping to the left of Entrance Rd. or trail running, there's a 35km 6 If your camp's too cramped with trail that starts & ends at the vehicles, park some of them in the yellow Welkom caravan at 2nd Artworks parking lot along Entrance Rd to gate. Getting lost in the desert is 24 make more space. dangerous, so please use it with a Private camps who use tent partner/s, and take water. Performances erection companies need to meet The R355 is even more keen to 37 them at the rendezvous spot, eat your tyres and teach reckless located on the old airstrip, to drivers a serious lesson. Don't let Mutant Vehicles direct them to their camp location, that happen: drive safely. 40 and assist in erecting tents. Radio Free Tankwa is Burn Schedule The watercourse between Lady broadcasting on 99.9FM - and Davina and the gate is off-limits, is looking for your stories and 49 as we're doing our best to protect performance (head to the live what's a sensitive biosphere with studio @ OCC for more). very soft sand. Traffic pulsing will be in effect From here on out, Mutant Vehicles on Exodus all of Sunday. Relax, will not be permitted to drive tune into Radio Free Tankwa and around the Binnekring, other than remember to secure your load. 2 O ff-Centre Toilet s Drones & RC Dept. of Rangers Camp (OCC) If it didn’t come outta Aircraft Mutant Vehicles Rangers are non- Located between your body, it doesn’t go If you plan on (DMV) confrontational 8-ish and 9ish on the in the potty. Our toilets operating a drone community mediators, If you’ve brought a Binnekring, this is HQ are all round the edge recreationally or to there to promote Mutant Vehicle this for Rangers, Medics, of the camping areas shoot footage from, awareness of potential is where you come Sanctuary and our and there are even you need to register hazards, ranging to license it to drive operations centre - some in the camping your drone with our from sunburn to tent in Tankwa Town. and it’s where Kid’s area, and some in the UAV team. Members fires. They are NOT Remember to bring Registration happens. Binnekring. Please use of out UAV team police but interactive your registration The big red booth is them. The longdrops will be at Off-Centre participants of the number. Meet sporty where volunteers can come with lovely Camp at 12 midday community who horny types in short sign up and check in views. Look for the each day to advise protect and assist skirts playing pool and for most shifts (or be white flags and lights. drone operators on fly the people of Tankwa handing out traffic pointed in the right A red flag means it is zones, do inspections Town - not the fines. The home of direction). out of order, please and assist with property. oxtail potjies, gifted use the next one. registrations. There are loads of coffee and the smell The Ranger chalkboards with of LRP and delicious Headquarters is in Off- shift lists on display Airstrip Dept. of Public craft beer. Located Centre Camp between - and for you to leave Take a look at the Works (DPW) at 6ish. 8ish & 9ish. map to see where our messages. They built this city - the airstrip, and helipad roads, the streetlights, Medics Sanct uary Lost & Found is also are - and please don’t the toilets you use and Headaches and A quiet space for located here, and go anywhere near the signs that help hangovers? They’re participants who there’s a donations them when planes or you find your way, so not emergencies. are having a rough box for Outreach. choppers are taxiing show them some love! Our medics are time of it. If you have It’s also an open or landing, even if it Event Services One way you can do there to assist in a psychological mic / creative & looks cool. Planes that is by donating emergencies only - so emergency, this is performance space are fascinating for any unopened or for all other medical where you can find daily from Monday the kids but also very non-perishable goods stuff, be self-reliant calm and sanctuary. to Sunday - check dangerous - please (including beer) you and use your medical For more information out the boards on never touch them, or don’t need, on Exodus. kit. Look for the big check with the the day and speak go close, without the Another is by not red cross and inform Rangers or Medics. to Princess Feisty pilot. They can bite. about getting a slot. asking to borrow their your campmates of Located at OCC. Comes with speakers, tools - or walking into where to find them if microphones, mixer their camp uninvited, needed. Located at and stands provided. as it’s their home, not Off-Centre Camp. a theme camp. Open every day from 8am to 8pm. 3 4 atmosphere. Do join us 1 + 0 NLY on Sat for our annual Sundowner Deck 44 fashion show and on ( ) Creativecase Tue for the “Walk of the Sit up high with a 360° Dead”. Volunteers Media Booth T he Mighty uninterrupted view of the open desert or 6ish & Binnekring Signing up for a Members of the media MOOP March the bustling Tankwa Volunteer shift? Fancy and documentary FRiday at 2pm, Town, whilst enjoying Arcadia 83 Greeting at the Virgin filmmakers, this is fromOff Center Camp. ( ) conversation, a An oasis of love, light Bell? Being a Volunteer We’ve got Mutant where you register beverage and listening and happiness in the Faery or Coordinator Vehicles, great tunes, on site and can get to chilled tunes and the desert. Our warm and at Off Centre Camp? MOOP bags to give info on where to find sounds of Tankwa. welcoming camp will MOOPing a mess? representatives of away, a mission and Drinks from 16h00 – have disco beats, a day Help registering AfrikaBurn for handy a purpose - to spread 17h30 from Mon – Fri, bed of amazingness and children? There are quotes and interviews. the message of Leave morning yoga on certain plenty of good vibes. numerous ways you There’ll be a media No Trace while hitting mornings. Cocktail hour will be just can step up and session at 11am on every pub in town! Decade & Dux before sunset, join us on volunteer - and we Thursday at the Booth, Bring a flag, a banner our adventures through welcome you no mater located at the OCC. and a bag, come space and time! what skills you have. dressed up and join Alienz Coffee Shop 29 9:30ish & Buitekring It’s a great way to MOOP Swoops us as we walk the talk ( ) Alienz make your experience Join us as we stroll the and swoop and de- We are the Alienz, we come in peace, we Atelier 77 more meaningful Binnekring and spread MOOP. ( ) bring coffee! Unicorns, Surrounded by candles and give back to the the Gospel of MOOP. Rocketeers, Time and fading light bulbs, community. Monday-Saturday, Theme camps Travellers, Star Children, Atelier sets you up with Volunteer HQ is at starting at 2pm from Off Centre Camp. Aliens and other Burners the two best things in Off-Centre Camp. - bring your mug for life: acoustic music and Bring your MOOP bag cappuccino and treats Ice, ice, baby! electronic music. We’re and a buddy or get one between 8am - 10:30am. bringing instruments The only thing sold in from us. P.S: we will be Tea & coffee (Self from around the world Tankwa Town. Open stopping along every Service) for the rest and invite you to come daily from 11am –2pm, pub along the way… of the day. Stages for play them any time of Monday to Saturday. impromptu shows, Live day. Think piano, cajon, Located at the OCC. T his is how Music, Acrobats, Belly hang, guitar, bongos, it works: Dancers, Yoga Class, djembé and harmonica. The Theme Camps, Fire Art, Drumming. Whether you’re a gifted Artworks - and Everyone is welcome to pianist, a bathroom everything else you come chill or show off singer or just curious to encounter - are all their awesome talents play a hang, we’ll always created with love. in our shaded space or be clapping when Please treat them on one of our stages. you’re done :) As the with the respect and Alienz Coffee Shop sun goes down and the care they deserve. will seat 200 people temperature dwindles, in an otherworldly it’s time to turn up the 5 6 volume with the best crazy hats, colourful worth the visit.