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Carolina in the morning Will probably be depressed after tbe game. See the predicted outcome of the game in THE CHRONICLE Sports on page 17. WEDNESDAY. FEBRUARY 5. 1992 DUKE UNIVERSITY DURHAM, NORTH CAROLINA CIRCULATION: 15,000 VOL. 87, NO. 86 Questions raised by HIV disclosure
By MICHAEL SAUL vulnerability. specific numbers or cost estimates Dr. Michael Cobo continued to Of those callers who are Cobo's have been compiled, said Duncan treat patients for six years after patients, the majority are very Yaggy, acting director of commu learning he was infected with supportive and admire Cobo for nications at the Medical Center. HIV, the virus which causes being an excellent surgeon. In the wake of the announce AIDS. The eye surgeon's decision Some callers have asked for the ment, health workers across the to withhold this information free counseling and testing offered state have begun to question raises anew many questions. by the Medical Center, but no The Medical Center hotline set See HIV on page 6 • up to field inquiries from Cobo's former patients has been ringing non-stop since Cobo's condition was made public Monday. Cobo sues psychiatrist Letters were sent to 1,481 of Cobo's patients on Jan. 31 before the media broke the story. The for negligent treatment letters told Cobo's patients there should be no risk that they have contracted the virus. By BRAD RUBIN risks that he would not have Operators at the Medical An eye surgeon at the Medi otherwise taken . . . and has Center's hotline have responded cal Center who was identified experienced physical injury to about 50 calls an hour on the as having the HIV virus for six and damage which could have two available phone lines since years filed suit against his been avoided." Monday, which indicates many former psychiatrist on Dec. 20, Cobo's attorney James Max more people are struggling with 1991. well said that the suit may a busy signal, according to the The civil suit accuses psy include the claim that the Office of Communications at the chiatrist Ernest Raba of sev psychiatrist's alleged negli eral counts of negligence dur gence left Cobo emotionally MARK WASMER/THE CHRONICLE Medical Center. About 70 percent ofthe callers ing his treatment ofthe plain vulnerable and led him to en Cameron crazy? are not Cobo's patients, but were tiff Dr. Michael Cobo from 1980 gage in the activities that ex seen by other doctors in the Eye to 1989. As a result of this neg posed him to the HIV virus. Trinityjunior Will Pappas is just as devoted to Duke Basket ligence, Cobo claims that he Maxwell refused to comment ball as the next person, but this is a little ridiculous. Center. A fraction of them have voiced angry complaints while suffered "severe emotional dis on how Cobo was exposed to most have just asked about their tress, was exposed to medical See LAWSUIT on page 6 • Winn Dixie, former employee settle discrimination suit By TINA KIM was fired from an Atlanta Winn pany backed the decision to ter pany, most of which he said he Georgia state law that outlaws An alleged victim of AIDS dis Dixie after he revealed he tested minate Hollis' employment. donated to AIDS research. He also discrimination against the handi crimination has resolved his suit positive for HIV, the virus re After about a month of legal expects to receive a letter of apol capped. Because of his HIV sta and ended a two month-long boy lated to AIDS. Hollis had worked wrangling, he signed an agree ogy according to the settlement, tus, Hollis can be considered cott against local Winn Dixie at the Atlanta store as a cashier ment with the corporation on Jan. he said. The settlement involved handicapped under the law, stores. for almost two months. 2, said Chip Rowan, Hollis' attor other non-monetary provisions Rowan said. Christopher Hollis, an Atlanta Winn Dixie headquarters re ney, who specializes in AIDS dis which Rowan said he and Hollis The settlement agrees with the resident, settled his anti-discrimi fused to comment to The crimination cases. were legally bound to keep confi precedent that AIDS discrimina nation suit against Winn Dixie Chronicle when the suit was filed Hollis received an undisclosed dential. tion is illegal, Rowan said, or Winn Stores, Inc. Hollis alleges that he other than to say that the com amount of money from the com Hollis' case was based on a See HOLLIS on page 6 • Explorer, dog braved Arctic alone Keith Nyitray tells of 10-month solo Arctic trek
By ERIC LARSON McKenzie," Nyitray said. standing there for their first time Some know him as "The Man The freelance adventurer and is eternal ... a difference be Who Walks" or "The Walker" for naturalist has given over 200 lec tween a historical revelation and short. tures across North America since a personal one." Others simply refer to him as the expedition which lasted from "That's as long as we preserve "That Crazy White Man." March of 1989 to Jan. 1990, "from these areas in their pristine con But most know him as Keith the tail end of dead winter smack ditions. Oftentimes we love our Nyitray, a modern day Arctic ex into the middle ofthe next." parks to death." plorer who made a solitary 10- Nyitray made the corporate- T wanted to recapture a sense month journey across 1400 miles sponsored journey via dog team, of the frontier-pioneer spirit," of Canadian and Alaskan frozen canoe and his own two feet. It Nyitray said. "Not only a physi wilderness, and who two years was the first continuous traverse cal separation from the 20th cen later still lives to tell about it. along the entire Brooks Range tury, but a psychological one as Nyitray will give a lecture and from Fort McPherson in Canada's well." slide presentation on his "Trans- Northwest Territory to the Bering When contemplating the Brooks Arctic Expedition" tonight Sea coast in Alaska, taking him archetypal explorer, one often at 7 p.m. in the Griffith Film above the Arctic Circle and across pictures the unyielding model in Theater. Accompanying him will perilous peaks, expansive tun which man is pitted against na be Smoke, a wolf hybrid who was dra, alpine lakes and rivers. ture — Robert Peary in constant Nyitra/s only constant compan 'The era of standing on a peak battle with the elements that ion during the journey and "prob or in a valley for the first time is hinder his way to the North. ably the most photographed dog fairly over," Nyitray said. "But Nyitray, speaking from 15 years SPECIAL TO THE CHRONICLE this decade after Spuds the opportunity of an individual See ARCTIC on page 7 • Keith Nyitray and his dog Smoke WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1992 THE CHRONICLE PAGE3 World and National Newsfile Congress votes more unemployment aid
Associated Press Law revoked: The New Orleans By DAVE MONTGOMERY workers who must dig themselves out of City Council committee voted Tues N.Y. Times News Service the rubble left by political events on the day to erase nearly all criminal pen WASHINGTON - With strong support other side of the world. alties from an anti-discrimination from the president, Congress gave near- "Others are victims of our struggling law that prompted two of New Or unanimous approval Tuesday to an eco economy," Geren said. "All of them are leans' exclusive Carnival groups to nomic relief measure to grant an addi shell-shocked by the lack of economic op cancel their lavish parades. tional 13 weeks of unemployment benefits portunity available to them." to thousands of jobless workers. In the Senate, Bentsen pointed out that Fed Says yes: Federal Reserve The $2.7 billion benefits package cleared an additional 290,000 Americans joined Chairman Alan Greenspan told Con both houses of Congress with scarcely a the jobless ranks in December which he gress Tuesday that the central bank whisper of dissent in sharp contrast to the said is the equivalent of 'wiping out all would consider further interest rate partisan skirmishing that characterized employment in a mid-sized American city. cuts to help the ailing economy. debate on the issue last year. "The reasons for acting now to pass this President Bush, who twice blocked ef legislation are clear," Bentsen declared. Bush falls in poll: Three out of forts to extend benefits in 1991, has em "The unemployed need it, the state of the four Americans believe President braced the latest measure as a plank in his economy demands it, the Congress strongly Bush's tax proposals would not make week-old economic recovery program and supports it, and the president will sign it." a significant change in their per is poised to sign it into law. The non-contentious mood differed strik The bipartisan legislation, originally ingly from last year's partisan battles that sonal finances and just 38 percent UPI PHOTO say he deserves re-election, accord proposed by Democratic Sen. Lloyd Democrats threatened to elevate into a ing to an Associated Press poll. Bentsen of Texas, would grant 13 weeks of major political issue against Bush. Lloyd Bentsen additional benefits on top of an extension Japan misunderstood: Japa that Congress authorized last fall. Unem nese media and government officials, ployed workers in Texas would thus be Feds baffled by the latest wave of U.S. assured of assistance until late October. Marijuana users want outrage directed at Japan, sought The bill sailed through the House on a Tuesday to lay the blame on vote of 404-8 after Rep. Pete Geren, D-Texas, oversensitivity, inaccurate foreign and other supporters hailed it as a vital step to to hand out more free dope reporting and misunderstanding. ease hardship in their districts. The Senate gave its approval by a vote of 94-2. By CAROLYN SKORNECK Health Service and the Department of Geren, in urging colleagues to support Associated Press Health and Human Services' assistant the bill, cited the economic crisis in his WASHINGTON — Ten recipients of secretary for health. Weather home Tarrant County, where more than government-supplied marijuana for medi "Your actions are notmerely illegal, they are Thursday 42,900 workers have lost their jobs. Many cal purposes demanded Tuesday that the immoral" and have caused '"much unneces of those are aerospace workers who were man heading the program resign because sary human suffering," the letter said. High: 53 • Mostly sunny laid off because ofthe nation's steep cut in he won't send the drug to 30 others whose Rayford Kytle, a Public Health Service Low: 44 • Winds: breezy defense spending. applications have been approved. spokesman, said he had no immediate If the day begins with a smile and "In the case of my hometown, the end of "You are engaged in a calculated cam comment on the letter. A final decision on ends with a warm feeling, you're the Cold War has been economically dev paign of medical terrorism directed against the government's policy of providing mari probably eating your fiber. astating," the Fort Worth Democrat told desperately ill people," they wrote to Dr. juana for medical uses is in the hands of House members. "Most are former defense James Mason, chief of the U.S. Public See POT on page 15 •
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Import Administration, U.S. Dept. of Commerce 3400 Westgate Drive, Durham (919) 490-1991 For Information Call: 419-1585 Free to Students and Duke Faculty PAGE 4 THE CHRONICLE WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1992 Most chairs for Union committees named; some still vacant By GEOFFREY GREEN committee, Maughan said. The local are the number of exhibits and workshops work on an interim basis until April, when The new officers ofthe Duke University nas which have been built over the last which the committee sponsors. She wants they will receive confirmation from the Union hope to broaden the scope of the several years, such as the Dean Smith to increase the focus on the University Union board, which consists of adminis organization's programming and increase Center and the Walnut Creek ampitheater, community by having more student and trators and students, Maughn said. student involvement in its activities. have made it difficult to attract top musi faculty art shows. "I'd like to have exhibits Trinity sophomore cal bands to campus, he changing frequently because we have a lot The executive committee also includes Chris Maughan, the said. of [artists at the University]," Murnick the following officers: Engineering junior president-elect of the A greater emphasis said. Bethann Beck, Vice President for Admin Union, hopes to shift on Coffeehouse-size istration; Trinityjunior Heather Whitaker, some ofthe emphasis of events, along with an Murnick also plans to expand local per Vice President for Programming; Trinity the organization away expansion ofthe Broad formance art and dance exhibitions, "fo junior Kerrie Reed, Executive Secretary; from the larger, more way at Duke program, cusing on the entire Duke community and Trinity sophomore Jeremy Silverman, well known committees, are the new goals of not just outside artists," Murnick said. Chair of the Standing Committee on Fa such as Major Attrac Major Attractions, he Murnick hopes to bringin additional funds cilities; Trinityjunior GregHolcome, Chair tions and Major Speak said. Four volunteers for working with the Crafts Center and the of the Standing Committee on Finance; ers, toward the histori the job will be inter Department of Art and Art History, which Trinity freshman Brian McLaughlin, Chair cally smaller ones, such viewed on Sunday. would allow for the expansion. ofthe Interaction Committee; Trinityjun as the Art Events, In A decision on the The Special Events Committee plans to ior Nancy Mims, Chair of the Publicity teraction and Yearlook. chairs for the On Stage add more interactive and innovative ac Committee. "We'll just spend a lot Committee and Cable tivities which would encourage student of time with the com 13 was postponed be participation, said Kenny Jahng, a Trinity The other chairs ofthe program councils mittee chairs, letting cause some ofthe candi junior and the new head ofthe committee. are as follows: Trinity junior Michaela them know that their dates were unqualified Such activities might include a make- Kirk, Freewater Presentations; Trinity committees are a prior while more information your-own music video facility and more junior Winny Hung, Freewater Produc ity as far as I'm con was needed on the oth Mike-On-The-Quad events, Jahng said. tions; Trinity sophomore Daniel Brady, cerned," Maughan said. MARK WASMER/THE CHRONICLE ers, said Tom Talbot, The committee also plans to transform Major Speakers Committee; Trinity sopho current union presi more Todd Wingfield, Performing Arts Three committee Chris Maughan the Bryan Center. "One of my goals is to chairs have yet to be dent. Candidates will be try to make the Bryan Center more of a Committee; Trinity junior Dartaganan filled. Major Attractions has not been filled interviewed again on Sunday. student center instead of a conference Jackson, Galleries Committee; Engineer because no one applied for the job, prima The incoming chair of Art Events, Trin- place," Jahng said. ing sophomore Halim Habiby, Yearlook rily because of the shifting focus of the ity junior Lee Murnick, hopes to expand The elected officers and committee heads Committee. ASDU approves funding for Coffeehouse amenities By DAN BRADY The money is coming from ASDU's The East Campus Union is not the only $100,000 general fund which covers "large, facility to be upgraded on the former capital expenditures" and other unexpected Women's College campus. budgetary needs. The Coffeehouse received $10,700 from The last such disbursement from the ASDU's general fund to buy new tables, fund was $3000 given to WXDU last year chairs, coffee makers, and a sound system to finance the cost of licensing their disc on Tuesday night. jockeys. "The money is needed to ensure that it The Coffeehouse, which is located in the will operate as a viable restaurant in the same building as the post office and the next year," said Barry Starrfield, general East Campus Store, serves lunch and of manager of the Coffeehouse. ten hosts bands. Since the Coffee House has started sell An upgrade in the sound system and PAUL ORSULAK/THE CHRONICLE ing food on the Duke Card System, ASDU additions such as a refrigerator and determined it is self-sufficient. But the espresso makers will make the Coffee Budding journalists large amount of money needed to replace House much more profitable, Starrfield This area Cub Scout troop visited The Chronicle office last week to catch up the antiquated facilities could bankrupt said. on the latest news. the Coffeehouse, Starrfield said. See ASDU on page 9 • DUKE LAW SCHOOL OPEN CHAIR POSITIONS Conference on available in the Career Choices DUKE UNIVERSITY UNION Friday, February 7,1992 at the Law School Corner Towerview & Science Drive ONSTAGE Specializes in bringing alternative and "up-and- coming" entertainment to Duke, including Featuring panel discussions by performance art, music, and comedy. Law School alumni on the topics: 11-12 pm Legal Specialty Areas ON STAGE (Litigation, Bankruptcy, Environmental & Corporate Law) CABLE 13 MAJOR ATTRACTIONS 1-2 pm Arranges production schedules, selection of Manages all aspects of major entertainment Career and Lifestyle Comparisons shows and manages the overall operation of events such as popular music concerts, 2-3 pm Public Service in Law the station. including booking shows and working with 3-4 pm International Law Careers record companies 4-5 pm Alternative Careers for Lawyers (All panels will be held in the Large Moot Courtroom) JUST IT!!! Come join these discussions and learn more about the options available to law graduates. Bringing you the best in music, performance art, cable TV, comedy and more! ALL members of the Duke Community are invited to interview for the Chair positions of Cable 13, On Stage, and Major Attractions. Applications & interview sign-ups Sponsored by the Duke Bar Association and are available at the Bryan Center Info Desk. Interviews will be held Sunday February 9 at 6:30pm. Applications are due in the Duke Law Alumni Association the Union Office at 5pm on Friday (2/7). Any questions call 684-2911 or stop by the Union Office behind the Info Desk. WEDNESDAY; FEBRUARY 5,' 1992 THE CHRONICLE PAGE 5 Health & Research Center for Living helps patients change lifestyle, bad habits
By WENDY MARANTZ cans suffer from heart attacks each year taining an appropriate diet, not smoking, A new medical facility on campus pro and because physically inactive people are and limiting alcohol use. "You must be vides its patients with prescriptions for twice as likely to develop heart disease, aware of behavior and learn to modify it," healthier lifestyles. college students can learn from Blumenthal said. The Center for Living at the Duke Uni Blumenthal's findings. "A program of regu Blumenthal is currently studying men versity Medical Center is "dedicated to help lar exercise is beneficial for physical, but tal stress as a trigger for the heart condition ing individuals take charge of their own also mental well being." transient myocardial ischemia. TMI is a health and well-being through comprehen Blumenthal has also researched the ef state in which blood flow in the heart is sive programs in cardiovascular medicine," fects of stress on heart disease. Type A restricted. TMI has no symptoms, but does according to its brochure. behaviors such as anger, impatience, time increase the high risk of fatal and nonfatal The facility includes the Stedman Cen urgency and overwork increase physical cardiac attacks. Dr. Charles Emery, ter for Nutritional Studies, the Wallace stress responses including heart rate and Blumenthal's colleague, is now looking at Clinic and the Pepsico Fitness Center. Phy blood pressure. Anger and irritation are the effects of an exercise program on pulmo sicians, exercise physiologists, researchers, important components of Type A behavior nary disease. nutritionists, nurses and psychologists all that increase the risk of heart disease. Between the ages of 55 and 65, about 13 work together to provide patients with state If you are Type A, Blumenthal suggests of every 100 men and about 6 of every 100 ofthe art treatment and with help in modi that a program of regular exercise is effec women die from coronary heart disease. fying old behavior. tive in reducing traditional risk factors like The research and methods at the Center for "Modifying lifestyle can promote health cholesterol and high blood pressure. Type Living are attempting to reduce these fig and prevent illness," said Dr. James A's must also eliminate risk factors by main ures through behavioral modifications. Blumenthal, an associate professor ofmedi KATHY WHAYNE/THE CHRONICLE cal psychology and director of the behav Dr. James Blumenthal ioral medicine program at the Center for Center for Aging, Housing Living. people feel better after a program of exer Exercising, changing eatinghabits, man cise. People function better in different di aging stress, learning to relax and refrain mensions from memory to moods. They are ing from smoking can help in the preven more relaxed." The best exercise program Authority help house the old tion and treatment of heart disease. Com would include a combination of aerobic ex pliance of patients at the Center for Living, ercise such as jogging, walking and swim By ALISON STUEBE In the past the elderly have chosen however, is imperative to the effectiveness ming and non-aerobic exercise that would Researchers in the Center for Aging among expensive continuing care retire of behavioral medicine. The Center's bro strengthen muscles and build muscle tone. and Human Development are cooperating ment communities, living at home or en chure states that "this may not look like Not only our grandparents are at risk of with the Durham Housing Authority to tering a nursing home, Maddox said. The medicine, but it is, only the prescription developing heart problems, almost every design low-cost, independent housing for retirement communities usually include isn't for tablets or capsules, it's a lifestyle." body shows some evidence of coronary ar the elderly. housing, a clinic, a cafeteria and a variety In a recent series of studies at the Center tery disease. In fact, researchers have dis George Maddox, chairman of the Uni of activities for residents. While these fa for Living, Blumenthal examined the ef covered fatty streaks in the coronary arter versity Council on Aging and Human De cilities are comfortable, units generally fects exercise training on behavioral and ies of children as young as five-years-old. velopment, worked with the housing au cost at least $80,000 and only 10-12 per psychological factors, such as mood and Coronary heart disease is responsible for thority to develop comprehensive housing cent ofAmerican s can afford them, Maddox personality. half of all deaths each year in this country. for welfare and lower middle class fami said. Blumenthal concluded that "overall Because more than one million Ameri lies. See HOUSING on page 9 •
Planning to Study BEYOND THE DREAM IV in England? DISCOVERING THE PAST UNDERSTANDING THE FUTURE A CELEBRATION OF BLACK HISTORY Featuring Renee Poussaint - Moderator Anchorwoman of WJLA - TV Alex Haley Award-winning author of ROOTS and other special guests A telecommunications program live via satellite Study at The University of Edinburgh Video Screening Room, Bryan Center Dr. Alan Day, a representative from The 12:45-3:00 P.M. University of Edinbnrgh will be here to February 5, 1992 speak with interested students. Sponsored by ASDU, Student Affairs, Black Student Alliance, Black Graduate and Professional Student Association, Thursday, February 6 Tel-Com, Residential Life, Office of Minority Affairs. 10:00 a.m. to 11:00 a.m. in the Study Abroad Library 2022 Campus Dr. If you have any questions please call the Study Abroad Office at 684-2174. PAGE 6 THE CHRONICLE WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1992 Suit alleges Cobo's psychiatrist negligent in treating him
• LAWSUIT from page 2 Over the course of eight years of treat psychotherapy as the only appropriate form medications, Dr. Cobo's "depression has the virus. ment for depression with Dr. Raba, Cobo of treatment, even though several drugs been greatly alleviated, his ability to func Maxwell also stressed that while Cobo's found that his condition did not change or were known at the time to help in cases tion in his chosen profession has signifi HIV status "will probably be addressed in improve significantly. Several times Cobo similar to Cobo's. cantly improved, and his relationship with the suit, that is not a major focal point." requested referrals to other therapists his family and friends has also improved," because ofthe apparent lack of progress in As a result ofthe lack of progress in his acoording to the complaint. Raba and his attorney refused to com his treatment with Cobo. On each occa treatment, Cobo claims he had severe dif ment on the case because it is currently in sion, Raba "would discourage Cobo from ficulty dealing with his peers and family, Through renewed treatment with his litigation. seeking a second opinion or would decline and effectively dealing with his profes second therapist, Cobo learned that "other to make such a referral." sional responsibilities. forms of treatment" for his problems had Cobo allegedly suffered "irrevocable loss long been available. Cobo then filed suit of standing in his profession and in his Cobo also discussed the possible use of After terminating his treatment with against Raba for punitive damages in ex relationship with members of his family"as medications with Raba for the purpose of Dr. Raba in March, 1989, Cobo received cess of $10,000. a result of Raba's negligence. alleviating depression and psychiatric treatment from another psychiatrist in Cobo also claims that Raba continued to The suit details Dr. Cobo's grievances symptoms such as Cobo experienced. Raba private practice in Durham. As a result of bill him for 26 appointments after he their with his former psychiatrist: discouraged use ofmedicatio n and stressed this treatment and the use of psychoactive therapy had ended. Former Winn Dixie employee settles in discrimination suit
• HOLLIS from page 2 him, he said. cotts in Atlanta and the Triangle area had tinue to discriminate against people with Dixie would not have settled out of court. Hollis said that protests held in Atlanta a definite effect on the company's decision AIDS or HrV and will use lack of positions Winn Dixie officials have limited com and in Research Triangle Park were a to settle. as an excuse not to hire. Winn Dixie offi ments on the case's resolution. definite factor in Winn Dixie's decision to "We considered it a victory for the young cials had no comment. "We settled up with the young man, and settle out-of-court. Although Winn Dixie man," Kent said. that's all we've got to say," said Larry officials refused to comment on the effects Rowan said he was frustrated that the "We've come a long way but there's a lot Maye, the human resources representa ofthe boycott to The Chronicle, Hollis said case did not go to trial. Ofthe 70 AIDS/HIV more to go," Hollis said. He said he plans to tive from Winn Dixie Stores, Inc. he had the impression that "the demon discrimination cases that he has taken, all continue to fight against discrimination. Hollis was not rehired. He said he thinks strations were hitting them bad." of them have settled out ofthe courtroom, Hollis is now attending Georgia State Winn Dixie officials did not feel comfort he said. University as an art major. He supports able dealing with the harsh relations be Glenn Kent, a member ofthe AIDS Coa However, "It's good that you are able to himself through the settlement, financial tween Hollis and other employees and lition To Unleash Power for Research Tri get something good out ofthe law for [your] aid and the help of his husband. Although with the public knowledge of his condition. angle Park, which organized local pro client," he said. not legally bound, the two were married in He would have declined to return, how tests, agreed with Hollis saying he be Despite the outcome of his case, Hollis Atlanta's Metropolitan Community ever, even if his job had been offered to lieves the media attention from the boy said he believes that Winn Dixie will con Church four years ago. Ethical questions are raised by Medical Center announcement • HIV from page 2 lieve that there is no risk," he said. while other doctors disagree. would heighten the risk for infection, whether a physician has the right to with "I think it is a doctor's obligation to be "I do not think Cobo was exposing his Rosenstein said. hold an HD7-positive condition from his honest about what product he is deliver patients to any risk," said Dr. William More than 206,000 people are infected patients. ing." Young, a local eye surgeon. with HTV in the United States, according to "The Medical Center's actions are grossly Administrators at the Medical Center Some doctors claim risk of infection de the federal Centers for Disease Control. hypocritical," said Dr. James Fulghum, a view the decision to notify patients as a pends on the physician's type of work. The growing number of victims has sparked Raleigh neurosurgeon and co-chair of the precaution. "Orthopedic surgeons always nick them fear across the nation and even doctors with state chapter of Americans for a Sound "We did not want [Cobo's] patients to be selves, but [eye surgery] is as clean a sur the most access to the latest information HrV/AIDS Policy. uninformed or unduly alarmed by learning gery as you're going to get," said Dr. Robert disagree on how much caution is needed. If the Medical Center contends there is about this issue from rumors or reports in Rosenstein, a local eye surgeon. "I would not choose to be treated by an virtually no risk and no reason for Cobo's the media that might be misleading or Eye surgeons are gloved and use high HrV-positive doctor, or let my wife or chil patients to worry, why did they send out incomplete," wrote Ralph Snyderman, chan precision instruments so their fingers are dren be treated by one," Fulghum said. letters and why did they take him away cellor for health affairs, in a statement. not in the patients' eyes, he said. In other Rosenstein said, "I would let Dr. Cobo from patient contact, Fulghum asked. Fulghum claims all physicians with HTV types of surgery, a physician places his operate on me—he is an excellent corneal "Obviously [administrators] do not be create some degree of risk for patients, entire hand inside a patient's body, which surgeon."
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In Kennebunkport, Maine. with the Democratic field still in disarray and the economy ORLANDO, Fla. — As President Bush travels the Electronic scanners were introduced by the still in recession, he is still running against himself. country in search of re-election, he seems unable to escape Internatioanal Business Machines Corp. in 1980, and Bush can raise cheers from his audience, as he did on a central problem: This career politician, who has lived have been in general use in American supermarkets for a Tuesday, by attacking government regulators with a late the cloistered life of a top Washington bureaucrat for decade. 20th-century version of an old American saw. "Regula decades, is having trouble presenting himself to the Having sampled the ways ofthe middle-American shop tions may have stated aims as wholesome as Mom and the electorate as a man in touch with middle-class life. per, Bush tried to identify with the middle-American bad apple pie," he said. "But you know better than anyone that On Tuesday, for instance, he emerged from 11 years in mood. when regulators carry that regulation too far, there won't Washington's choicest executive mansions to confront the He pounded a lectern and raised his voice. He accused be any apple pie for Mom to buy." modern supermarket. "professional pessimists" in Congress of conducting class Visiting the exhibition hall of the National Grocers warfare by criticizing some of his programs as favoring And the president could also note with a tone of satis Association convention here, Bush lingered at the mock- the wealthy. He talked sarcastically about advisers who faction that the grocers' convention included a seminar up of a checkout lane. He signed his name on an electronic urged him to get "the right political ring" into his oratory entitled, "The Regulators Are Back." But he had to leave pad used to detect check forgeries. and his policy proposals. And he told jokes. it there and not go into more detail, since the "regulators" "If some guy came in and spelled George Bush differ Reminding his audience of his "love for sports," the mentioned are in his administration, which resumed ently, could you catch it?" the president asked. "Yes," he president added: "And this being an election year, my issuing regulations at an energetic pace after the de was told, and he shook his head in wonder. competitive juices are flowing more than ever. And so regulation frenzy ofthe Reagan years. Then he grabbed a quart of milk, a light bulb and a bag today I'm making an announcement that many of you After drawing a distinctly unenthusiastic response of candy and ran them over an electronic scanner. The have been expecting for a long time. I am officially declar from a crowd in Philadelphia last week, when he gave a look of wonder flickered across his face again as he saw ing my entry into your best-bagger contest. Just one professorial recitation of his economic proposals, Bush the item and price registered on the cash register screen. question — paper or plastic?" seemed determined to rouse his audience with exhorta "This is for checking out?" asked Bush. "I just took a tions on Tuesday. tour It was a clearly improved version of the promotional through the exhibits here," he told the grocers later. speeches the president has been making for his economic "Amazed by some ofthe technology." proposals, and it drew a wildly enthusiastic response Marlin Fitzwater, the White House spokesman, as from the grocers in Orlando. 4201 University Dr. Parkway Plaza (behind South Square Mall) 489-5776 Powell wants U.S. military to remain Cafe & Bakery Mon-Sat 10:30-8:30 Sun 11:30-4 powerful in the post-Cold War world <7fc^ 0*fi> Qo4£**tud ^oJze. 0*U By ROBERT BURNS and airmen should be kept in Europe. 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"Lisa made it possible to say that any To provide an alternative, the center has The center began investigating aging in To try to improve health in later life, the North Carolinian with an Alzheimer's prob assisted the Durham Housing Authority in the 1950s with the Duke Longitudinal center researches diseases such as lem has a better chance of finding a support designing retirement communities "for ev Study, which followed Research Triangle osteoporosis, cancer and Alzheimer's Dis group here than anywhere else in the coun ery man and woman," Maddox said. In residents for 25 years. ease and coordinates pertinent work try." March, the housing authority hopes to break "We wanted to ask why the elderly were throughout the University. Other programs within the center have ground for the Oxford Commons Elderly so diverse." Maddox said. "We know it's not In addition, the center works with fami- also had a significant impact in the Durham Housing Project, located near the Durham area. The Geriatric Evaluation and Treat County Hospital on Roxboro Road. ment Clinic pioneered interdisciplinary care "The Center [for Aging and Development] We are trying to do a project that will be an example through coordination of nurses, physical introduced us to the concept of assisted therapists and physicians. living," said Jack Price, chairman of the of successful, affordable housing for the elderly. "One ofthe skills of a geriatrician is that board of the Durham Housing Authority. he understands a continuum of care," "We are trying to do a project that will be an Jack Price Maddox said. 'The clime helped put this example of successful, affordable housing kind of care in an applied context." for the elderly." Within the University, the center edu The center's work began 37 years ago and just genetic. To grow up poor, uneducated lies of elderly people with chronic illnesses cates physicians, medical students and its researchers have consistently tried to or without adequate medical care is to age through the Duke Family Support Pro undergraduates about aging and develop challenge traditional views ofthe elderly. differently. So much ofthe diversity reflects gram. Begun as an Alzheimer's support ment. Currently, Maddox heads the Hu "The old image of the elderly as equal, life experience." group at the Medical Center, the program man Development certificate program, poor, sick, depressed and disengaged is While some of the factors involved in now encompasses over 60 support groups which allows undergraduates to take a va simply not true," Maddox said. "Talking aging can be modified, "We are never in throughout North Carolina. riety of courses in a wide range of depart about the elderly as an entity is like talking clined to promise people rose gardens. In The program, which is led by Lisa ments and complete a research internship about the adolescent. The diversity is re the long run, we're all dead, but how you get Gwyther, is known nationally, Maddox said. their senior year. Black History Month begins with teleconference today • ASDU from page 4 tomorrow—that is, they will be on a satel notables as they analyze the past, present Black History Month activities," she said. The restaurant is very valuable for the lite feed broadcasted in the Griffith The and future of American blacks. "We have initiated very few projects geared University, "because it serves a clientele ater tomorrow at 1 p.m. as part of "Beyond "It will be a look at the past in terms of toward the minority experience on campus." not often reached by the University," he the Dream: Discovering the Past and Un black history and—to a larger extent—it The Black Student Alliance and the said. derstanding the Future." will be an analysis of what is happening Black Graduate Student Alliance have IN OTHER BUSINESS: Author Alex The program is an interactive forum in today," said Tonya Robinson, ASDU presi donated money for the program, while Tel- Haley Jazzmusician WyntonMarsalis and which students hooked into the network dent. Com has assumed the $200-$300 fee for the rapper KRS-1 will be at the University will be able to join the discussion of black "Traditionally [ASDU] is not active in receiving the satellite transmission. 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Letters EDITORIALS Meaning changed in controversial talk PAGEIO FEBRUARY 5, 1992 To the editor: occupying, or competing in, a similar posi Changing the meaning of what I said tion. when quoting me, as Matthew Ruben did What I did say to Black people was that on Jan. 30, is definitely not acceptable. they should "never . . . engage in sexual I did not, in my Jan. 29 talk, say "pay intercourse with a white person" because attention to what [people] say." I said that doing so only makes white supremacy more Carolina who? Black people should pay attention to what powerful. I clarified and repeated this point white people say, especially when they several times, both in the talk and the Q Carolina basketball has always been The game tonight is eagerly awaited suspect that the given white person to and A period. which they speak is a racist (white su a laughingstock for residents of the by both Cameron Crazies and Dean premacist). Why did Matthew Ruben not write the Gothic Wonderland, but this year it's Dome Deadwood. Careful mathemati I definitely did not say to "the audience" truth? And then, why did Ann Heimberger, a cut above. cal study of the two teams, however, "never, under any circumstances for any Jason Greenwald, Barry Eriksen, The year started with Duke and reveals reason for the Tar Holes not to reason, as long as white supremacy exists, Jonathan Blum and other white people Carolina's elevation to the pinnacle of bother to show up for tonight's game. must you ever engage in sexual inter help him print non-truth? Perhaps be college basketball with their partici Beginning with last year's Carolina- course with a person of another race." I cause, to repeat one thing you did quote pation in the Final Four. Unfortu Kansas matchup, the Blue Devils have don't even talk like that. It is incorrect to accurately, "the chief weapons of a racist is nately for Dean Smith and his team, defeated several teams Carolina has describe Black people as a "race," since deceit, and the chief tool of deceit are they met Kansas, the team that does been humiliated by. Notre Dame, N.C. Black people do not, and cannot, practice words." Carolina better than Carolina does racism. That is to say, the force with which State and Florida State bowed to the white people occupy the position of "race" Carolina. They lost to Kansas, and we Harry Allen Blue Devils by a combined 84 points, effectively eliminates anyone else from Director, Public Enemy Relations won. This created a terrible case of but each of these teams trounced Caro trophy envy in the denizens of Chapel lina by a combined 41 points. There Hell, and they sneaked over to fore, according to the transitive prop Cameron in the dead of night to ab erty of college basketball, Carolina Groups wouldn't last without SALAP scond with the trophies. should lose by a 125-point margin. To the editor: and the University, I work to bridge the In past years, there has been a scape This last year, I was considering whether gap between Duke and Durham and to The next humorous occurrence to goat Carolina starter or two to poke I could handle a full load of classes and utilize our vast resources to help those ooze its way down 15-501 came in the fun at. Rick Fox and his big ol' butt (oh serve CHANCE a minimum of 15 hours with almost none. My CHANCE commit per week. My mind was swayed by my ment lasts an entire year, not a season. I form of the new uniform design pro yeah), King Rice and his lack of prow commitment to improve the opportunities don't get a full scholarship or my laundry vided by Tar Heel alum and designer ess at anything connected to basket for underprivileged high school students. done for free or academic advising at my of overpriced clothing Alexander ball and Pete Chilcutt's general goofi- After making my decision, I learned that beck and call. Instead, I get slapped in the Julian. The traditional Carolina Bath ness were easy for us to fling our CHANCE had received a half SALAP. It face for not being able to "suck it up." I am room Blue was lightened to baby blue, creative catcalls at. But who is there to was a relief to know that I would be able to not suggesting that our athletes are not and instead of stripes, blue and purple insult this year? Can anyone at all balance things more easily. worthy of that assistance in return for argyle patterns decorated the sides of name the Tar Holes' starting five? Thanks to the SALAP, I am able to their many hours of dedication. I am stat the jerseys. The shorts and warm-up Does anyone even care who they are? devote the time and care to CHANCE that ing that, like the scholarships and perks pants were pleated, and, strangest of Carolina's team this year is a parallel its students deserve. By staying at Duke afforded some students for their athletic prowess, academic excellence and/or ex all, the warm-up jackets were denim. to the atmosphere ofthe Dean Dome— over the summer I got a head start on the fall crunch. I took two classes, thereby tracurricular activities, SALAP gives stu That's right, denim. Why not go to bo-ring. opening up my spring schedule to take on dent leaders assistance in return for per South Square and buy a few Levi's more responsibilities, such as serving on forming vital functions in our community. jackets, sew the players' names on With the recession casting a pall the Community Service Center Financial Our three Duke athletes are correct when them, and let it go at that rather than over the country, it's nice to know that Committee. In addition to taking a full they say that "the challenge of a university having them custom-designed? The some things don't change. Duke bas load last semester, I devoted 20 hours a experience is to balance several commit Carolina fashion disaster of the past ketball is the best there is, Carolina is week to CHANCE, held down two jobs, ments at once successfully." That's what I (remember the warm-ups with the not, and Duke's going to win tonight. and slogged through applying to graduate am doing, and SALAP is a tool I use to help little price tags on the back?) hasn't school. I earned a 4.0 that semester. I lessen a greater burden than most stu And King Rice still really, really dents will ever experience. Why is that been corrected; it's just been Yuppified. think I have demonstrated my ability to sucks. "suck it up." wrong? I did not misuse a SALAP to make The bottom line when discussing my senior year easy, nor did I use my extra SALAPs and CLAPs is to analyze benefits time to sunbathe at the pool or guzzle at On the record versus cost. Duke paid $2,112 plus hous the Hideaway. I put into my organization. ing on Central Campus for my SALAP. Of The proof that SALAP works is in the that sum they received $1,056 plus the viability and vitality ofthe organizations / think it is a doctor's obligation to be honest about what product he is delivering. housing cost back because I stayed for such as CHANCE, the Union and the BSA, whose leaders are granted the privilege. Dr. James Fulghum, co-chairman ofthe North Carolina chapter of Americans for second summer session on my own money so I could continue working with the high CHANCE could not survive and excel with a Sound HIV/AIDS Policy, on whether health care professionals should disclose out this assistance. If SALAP is ultimately when they are HIV-positive. schools. Granted, Duke "lost" half of my tuition for one semester, but they had a viewed as a philosophical question of re year to budget for it. For $1,056, Duke, distributing course load, let us err on the CHANCE and 65 high school students side of quality, not on the side of arro have gotten, to date, over 300 woman hours gance. of my time and care. I went to school year THE CHRONICLE established 1905 round. I think constantly about ways to Cathleen Corbitt improve CHANCE. In service to CHANCE CHANCE President, Trinity '92 Ann Heimberger, Editor Jason Greenwald, Managing Editor Barry Eriksen, General Manager Professor's comments misconstrued Jonathan Blum, Editorial Page Editor To the editor: state that "the war was good" either in Hannah Kerby, News Editor Matt Steffora, Assoc. News Editor This letter is in reply to Mr. Richard relation to testing weapons, or for any Kris Olson, Sports Editor Michael Saul, Assoc. News Editor Mercier's remarks concerning Professor other reason. Leya Tseng, Arts Editor Jennifer Greeson, Arts Editor Timothy Lomperis' comments on local TV In answer to the other allegations, suf Peggy Krendl, City & State Editor Leigh Dyer, Investigations Editor with regard to Desert Storm. fice it to say that Dr. Lomperis is a re Eric Larson, Features Editor Debbie Barr, Health & Research Editor spected scholar, a citizen ofthe world and Mark Wasmer, Photography Editor Cliff Burns, Photography Editor Mr. Mercier apparently did not hear a world class human being. Steven Heist, Graphics Editor Reva Bhatia, Design Editor what Professor Lomperis actually said. Or Matt Sclafani, Senior Editor Karl Wiley, Senior Editor perhaps he has not developed the fine art R. Dowling Adrian Dollard, Senior Editor Alan Welch, Production Manager of listening. 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WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1992 THE CHRONICLE PAGE 11 Integrated curriculum could unite best of every segment Now that political correctness has evolved all the way recruiting minority students, everyone on our staff could from academic to esoteric and has, alas, been pronounced • Generations effectively recruit every single accepted student from his dead, the debate over the curriculum—the important part or her region, regardless ofthe student's ethnicity. ofthe PC movement—has died. It begs for resurrection. Ben Pratt Maybe if we understood each other better in the context It seems we've all reached an end at which the new, of our own lives—if I could effectively compare my back slightly un-Westernized curriculum is the acceptable Jews and Asians and whites. ground to that of a black woman from the inner city—the standard. Students can take their classes in gay and Each of those factions of American society has produced distinctions and animosities between subgroups would lesbian theory and African-American literature and that a significant body of scholarship, and the best of that fade. makes everybody happy. Scholarship exclusively for the scholarship—from each group—merits study. Studying each culture by itself has benefits: it allows for under-represented segments of our society has arrived, When the work ofthe under-represented is integrated greater concentration on a single subject and it identifies has earned respect, has become entrenched. into the work ofthe over-represented, the curriculum will unexplored thought. Demographic change, most notably the increasing pre have come full circle: from biased and insensitive to But the drawbacks are greater. Literature and history dominance of "minority^ populations and the willingness segmented and finally to something near accurate. courses focusing on the work of specific groups neglect the of homosexuals to identify themselves as such, mandated Idealism dominates universities and, clearly, it domi work itself and study its sociology. The different academic that the traditions of education be altered. Academia, nates this theory, but indulge, please, even deeper ideal departments that contribute to a field such as Afro- with its putty-like ability to change, has responded with ism. American studies easily blend to form one giant study of only a short lag time and with surprisingly little confron Just suppose that the accurately represented study of oppression. Studying past oppression is necessary and tation between the old and the new. Faculties have the American quilt has an impact on the society itself. useful, but it is useless unless it can be applied to a greater embraced, even championed the move away from teach Suppose it helps to raise consciousness and, by so doing, scheme. ing pure Western culture. it begins to bring people together. The debate over the curriculum was a healthy one, and What some have errantly called the radicalization of Maybe then other parts of the culture, like the work it needs to resurface so that we—maybe even at Duke— university curricula was entirely necessary; the eventual place, could follow the same full-circle reformation of can take the initiative to move scholarship one step closer complete integration of society depends on knowledge, racial and ethnic disparities. to representative accuracy. and knowledge of specific and formerly under-considered Maybe my job, as an admissions officer, would change: Ben Pratt, a former editor of The Chronicle, is a Univer cultures needs, at first, to be taught in its own context. As maybe, instead of two of us bearing the responsibility of sity employee. African-American literature begins to assume its rightful place among the canon of American literature, it must first stake its own claim. But such segmentation of scholarship has a concomi tant segmenting effect on society. Our society is still deeply segregated, as it has always been. Cities have different sections for blacks and whites and Hispanic6 and Asians. So now comes along the new, more sensitive, more enlightened curriculum, the curriculum that will allow each of those sections an outlet for its intelligentsia: that is, each section, by itself, segregated from the others. The strides away from an entirely Western curriculum have been positive, but time is soon approaching for those now disparate fields of study to merge. If society is ever going to become one of humans, rather than one of people brandishing their differences like swords, the segments ofthe population must unify. Schol arship could, perhaps, begin such a trend. The future has no place for separate fields in women's studies and Afro-American studies and no place for sepa rate coursework in gay and lesbian theory and Jewish history. Everything needs to be taught together, in the larger context. A course in American history should have space on its syllabus to include all ofthe different aspects of the period being studied. A literature course should include books by blacks and women and black women and Senior writes about Duke news: scholarships and David I have a little over three months left as an undergradu significant. On the other hand, the difference between the ate, and I'm grumpy and upset. Jobs are scarce, people • Finger painting top 12 basketball players admitted and the next 12 is very keep asking me what I'm doing next year, and I keep big. Simply put, a non-A.B. Duke could still win a Rhodes complaining about how nothing at Duke is like it used to Eric Fingerhut Scholarship, but the IM championship basketball team be "back in the good old days" (which would be those long- would not have beaten UNLV. gone years of 1988-91). Last week, for just a few minutes, activities deemed less important (or who might want to If the A.B. Duke scholars, though, think they have a I even found myself wishing I was a freshman again, until start something new) can not. I guess either no one should case and hope to gain some sympathizers, here is a tip. I quickly slapped myself back into reality. get SALAPs, or anyone should be entitled to one if they Stop whining about the "University's priorities" and show Because if I were a freshman, I would probably not can prove time commitments equal to current SALAP us why A.B. Duke scholars are so valuable here instead of have this column, where I can write about virtually recipients. Everyone should not get a SALAP, but an Harvard or Yale or wherever else they might have gone anything. So, I will spare you my senior year angst and artificial limit should not be imposed. I am not sure that without this scholarship. What have past and present give you my thoughts and opinions on a few topics in the is the best solution, but it seems to be the fairest. Maybe A. B. Duke scholars contributed that other students would news on campus. Remember, this is only one man's the planned "review" will come up with a better answer. not have contributed? If you can show why A.B. Duke opinion (and I will try not to whine). You can rip this Moving on, I see the A.B. Duke scholars are unhappy scholarships are indispensable to Duke, then maybe you column up, burn it and write me a nasty letter. Or you can that the A.B. Duke program is going to be cut by 5-7 can get people to reconsider. have it laminated and put it up in your room. Whatever. scholarships for the next two years. I do find it hard to Finally, I'm sure everyone saw the article last week I have a feeling, though, that most of you will just leave it believe that the University can not find other places to cut about the confusion between Duke University and David sitting on a table in the CI. money first, but that is not the issue here. My personal Duke. I thought this was pretty silly until a friend told me feeling is that everyone who is admitted to Duke worked a story about a guy in Washington D.C. who had the So, without wasting any more space, I first want to talk very hard in high school to get here. Why should a select windows smashed in his car because someone apparently about SALAPs and CLAPs. For those of you who did not group of 20 get a free ride while 1500 others have to pay thought his "DUKE" sticker was referring to the politi read about it last week, SALAP (Student Affairs Leader their own way? Duke attracts a lot of top students without cian. (I think it was really some disgruntled Carolina fan.) ship Assistance Program) and CLAP (Chronicle Leader giving them scholarships. With the difficulties that many I can't believe too many people are dumb enough to ship Assistance Program) are programs which allow stu families have today paying for a college education for confuse the two, but the story did get me thinking. What dent leaders to take an underload of courses during the their children, I have a hard time justifying a purely merit if Duke University was really David Duke University? regular school year to provide more time to concentrate on scholarship which can just as easily be given to a student Instead of Thursday night kegs, we might have Thursday their leadership activities. The University then pays part whose family can afford to pay for college as one whose night cross burnings. The president ofthe College Nazis of their summer expenses to make up for the courses not family can not. would get a SALAP. But then I thought, David Duke is a taken during the regular year. Recipients include editors little more subtle than that. Perhaps this imaginary and managers of The Chronicle, the presidents of ASDU, The A.B. Duke scholars are also complaining that David Duke University would be a campus where most the Union, the BSA and a few others. athletic scholarships should be cut along with academic African-American students lived on a certain section of I do not want to belittle anyone's time commitment. I ones. Of course, academic and athletic scholarships are the campus, a campus where the main quad displayed a know many SALAP and CLAP recipients put in lots of completely different situations with different commit plaque which stated that the mission of the University hours. But how do you draw the fine between student ments and they can not be effectively compared. But if the was to assert faith in the teachings of Jesus Christ, a leaders who are allowed to take an underload and student A.B. Dukes must argue this point, then they should think campus where the newspaper prints that the Holocaust leaders who are not? Lots of people juggle time commit about this. A difference may exist between the 20 A.B. was a hoax... hey, this campus sounds much too familiar, ments. I'm not sure why certain people involved in activi Duke scholars and the next 20 "highest-rated" applicants doesn't it? I think 111 stop here before I get in to any more ties the University deems the most important should be in their contributions to the University (prestige brought trouble. allowed to get SALAPs and CLAPs, while those in other to Duke, awards, etc.), but that gap is probably not real Eric Fingerhut is a Trinity senior. PAGE 12 THE CHRONICLE WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1992 Comics Market Wise/ Rocco Femia THE Daily Crossword bywgini a L. 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Times News Service Apple plans to introduce a speedier version ofthe LC for CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple Computer Inc. cut prices about$2,200,mcorporatingMotorolamc.'s68030microproces- • POT from page 3 of its personal computers by up to 37 percent in an effort sor, or computer on a chip. Apple will then discontinue the HHS Secretary Dr. Louis Sullivan, he said. to boost its market share and clear inventory before the current LC, which uses an earlier Motorola chip, the 68020. Advocates of medical marijuana say it combats introduction of some new products. Apple slashed the price of its current LC — to $1,699 nausea, vomiting and weight loss common to cancer The company is making its move as analysts predict a from $2,699; reduced the range of prices for its Ilfx to patients undergoing chemotherapy and to some ADDS wave of price cuts among PC manufacturers due to inten between $5,100 and $6,400 from between $7,370 and sufferers, eases eye pressure in the treatment of glau sified competition brought on by the recession. $8,679; cut the price ofthe Classic to $1,349 from $1,499. coma and helps reduce muscle spasms common to such Another manufacturer — Dell Computer Corp. of Aus The Ilfx computers have been eclipsed by the speedy neurological conditions as multiple sclerosis. tin, Texas, a leading producer of IBM-compatible PCs — Macintosh Quadra line that Apple introduced in October, Opponents say marijuana's medical value is un- also cut prices Tuesday, by as much as 38 percent. and the Quadras are priced close to the Ilfx. 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Attorneys for the inmates asked U.S. District Judge LOS ANGELES — The lost city of Ubar, called Former inmates sought $2.8 billion from four former John Elfvin to allow a few more days of deliberations, but "the Atlantis ofthe Sands" by Lawrence of Arabia, has officials involved in putting down the uprising on Sept. 13, he refused. been found in remote southern Oman using pictures 1971. Inmates claim they were beatenand tortured duringand We've got a partial victory in that we got Karl Pfeil,se taken from space shuttle Challenger, explorers said after the police assault that ended the four-day uprising. said former inmate Akil al- Jundi, who was shot in the face Tuesday. Police gunfire killed 29 inmates and 10 hostages; the and hand by police during the riot. 'It would have been Expedition leaders Nicholas Clapp and George inmates killed three prisoners and one hostage. It was the momentous to have gotten Oswald and Mancusi or one of Hedges speculated the city may have been the deadliest prison riot in American history. the other big fish. earliest known shipping center for frankincense — The lawsuit on behalf of 1,281 inmates was filed in Elfvin ordered a new trial on the allegations against the a fragrant gum resin harvested farther south—and 1974. three men. Oswald and Mohahan are dead; their estates possibly was the source of frankincense offered to After 3 months of testimony, jurors deliberated for are being sued. Jesus by one ofthe wise men. nearly four weeks before announcing their ruling. The jury cleared Oswald of accusations that he denied Ruins of the oasis city were discovered mostly Jurors said Karl Pfeil, deputy warden at Attica during medical care for inmates after the riot. It found that inmates buried under sand at a well site named Shisr in the riot, let police and guards beat and torture inmates. were denied care, but said Oswald wasn't responsible. southern Oman's barren "Empty Quarter." Oman is on the southeast corner of the Arabian Peninsula between Saudi Arabia and the Arabian Sea. Since excavation started Dec. 26, researchers have overcome sandstorms and deadly vipers to locate the city's octagon-shaped stone walls, 6- to 8- foot-tall remnants of seven of its eight 30-foot-tall mud-brick towers, various rooms, frankincense burn ers and thousands of pieces of pottery, Clapp and C4RQUEST Hedges said. Researchers found the city by tracing ancient desert roads detected in pictures taken from several spacecraft, including radar and optical cameras carried by Challenger in October 1984, said Ronald Blom, a geologist at NASA's Jet Propulsion Labora tory in Pasadena. 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Smith Center time again for the Tar Heels Radio: WDNC-620 AM Television: Channel 5 Series record: North Carolina leads, 110-75 Last meeting: North Carolina won, 96-74 By CHRIS HURTGEN week. In the ACC coaches' teleconference About 24 games ago, the Duke basket this week, Smith joked that "there's no NORTH CAROLINA TAR HEELS (15-3) ball team did something it hasn't done danger in looking ahead to Wake Forest. Head coach: Dean Smith (Kansas, '53) since. It's a great experience to play the No. 1- Career college coaching record: 732-212, 31st season It lost. ranked team." Record at North Carolina: 732-212, 31st season Whole books have been written about The Tar Heels have no gaudy statistics Probable starters: everything the Blue Devils have accom or big names to tout but that is as Smith Guard—Hubert Davis, 6-4, 183, Sr. (19.8 ppg, 1.8 apg) Guard—Derrick Phelps, 6-3, 180, So. (9.2 ppg, 6.7 apg) plished since that setback, a 96-74 loss to prefers it. The "Carolina system" revolves Forward—George Lynch, 6-7, 218, Jr. (15.4 ppg, 9.0 rpg) North Carolina in the Atlantic Coast Con around a team concept that has been keyed, Forward—Brian Reese, 6-5, 214, So. (10.1 ppg, 4.0 rpg) ference tournament finale. But when you're this season, by the play on the perimeter. Center—Eric Montross, 7-0, 258, So. (10.1 ppg, 6.6 rpg) up against your arch-rival again, you can Derrick Phelps, the prototypical Dean Strengths throw all that out the window. Tonight, Smith guard, has developed into one ofthe Coaching. Smith has no superstar and, with the exception of Davis, no go-to player Duke's first loss in 11 months is as close as ACC's best defensive point guards. He but runs the .nation's 9th-ranked squad nonetheless. Carolina's patient, half-court offense will Chapel Hill. leads the league in steals with 55 on the wear a team down with ball reversals and back-door cuts that often lead to easy baskets. UNC's Duke-Carolina means that the triangle year and had a school-record nine in UNC's big men have dominated the paint thusfar and lead the league in blocked shots. As a team, the area shuts down for a couple of hours as 86-76 win at Georgia Tech Feb. 2. Offen Tar Heels Shoot 51.7 percent from the floor and they lead the ACC in rebounding. bitter rivals settle an age-old score while sively, Phelps posts respectable numbers, thousands watch. Many have called it col averaging 9.2 points and 6.7 assists per Weaknesses lege basketball's finest spectacle. game. He is the only Tar Heel to start Team speed. Quick, athletic teams have caused problems for the Tar Heels this But it's also a simple game that can be every game this year. season, especially at the center position. Montross and Kevin Salvadori are foul prone. The Tar broken down and analyzed like any other— At shooting guard, senior Hubert Davis Heels have been upset three times this season but, as always, their shortcomings are few. this time, it's a meeting ofthe best team in is UNC's top scorer (19.8 ppg) and an All- the nation and the conference's No. 2 squad ACC candidate. A deadly shooter, Davis Appraisal which, for a change, finds itself in an un hits 43.4 percent of his three-point at Duke has the big guns to ma the Tar Heels. The derdog role on its home court. tempts. match-up between one ofthe Hills and : Blue Devils have a The ninth-ranked Tar Heels (15-3, 5-2) In the paint, Carolina boasts three seven- distinct edge at every other position. B< in his show against have pieced together an excellent season, footers—Eric Montross, Kevin Salvadori Phelps, distributing the ball to Laettner l-to-man, shooting or as usual, but sport three losses against and Matt Wenstrom—with great shot- dishing to Thomas Hill if the Tar Heels ] >all well on offensive but lesser-talented teams—Florida State, blocking ability. Montross, who averages Duke shoots it better-the Blue Devils a •record 55.9 percent Notre Dame and N.C. State. Duke (17-0,8- 10.1 points per game gets the most playing season shooting mark. 0) defeated each of those squads, FSU time of the three. Rebounding is the stat to wa league in that category twice, by an average margin of 24 points. and Duke is last, though the Blue Devil George Lynch (15.4 ppg) and Brian Reese the Carolina crowd to be a louder than That means that the Tar Heels will play (10.1 ppg) are solid at the forward spots, respect it hasn't known since Duke too the rare part of underdog on their own backed by junior Henrik Rodl, who will and the wine-bottie is empty, the Tar Hi home floor, which has made UNC head also play at the point. coach Dean Smith positively giddy this See UNC on page 18 • Will the Blue Devils be able to fend off the beach bully? "Rival" isn't quite a strong enough word. it, too, went to the Final Four. Nice looking sandcastles, Picture this. You've spent countless painstaking hours Kris Olson indeed. constructing a sand castle. It's taking shape, although But there are valid reasons why the Blue Devils should there is still considerable work to do until it will be Also vivid in Amaker's recollections were Hale's career be able to reverse the trend this year and protect its completed. Then, while your back is turned, the bully performance (28 points on 10-of-12 shooting) and the fortress. from down the road comes by and inflicts irreparable spanking-new Smith Center. "We're a really better team [than my freshman year]," damage. "I remember the first time we walked [into the Smith said senior Brian Davis. When Duke met UNC in 1989, it You'd be pretty pissed. Center] thinking it was a magnificent building," Amaker was 3-0 in the ACC, with an average margin of victory of Now pretend that you have been working on that castle said. eight points. This year, the Blue Devils are 8-0 in confer not for hours, but for months. You began work around Oct. The 1989 meeting occured on the same date (Jan. 18), ence, with a margin of victory of 19.5 points. 15, and had made it through mid-January without inci but in the more friendly confines of Cameron Indoor They are also a healthier team, at least moreso than the dent. That's when the bully shows up and makes life Stadium. Students returned early from Winter Break to 1989 team which was dealing with a back injury to its miserable. construct Krzyzewski ville in anticipation ofthe first real leader, Danny Ferry. The fact that the team has "basically For the third time in seven seasons, the men's basket test of a Blue Devil team that had been ranked No. 1 since been healthy the last five weeks," has allowed the squad ball is in the midst of building its "sandcastle," a monu the beginning ofthe season. (At this point, current seniors to progress "a little better than I thought," according to ment to basketball perfection. In 1986 and again in 1989, and others who have followed Duke basketball for three Krzyzewski. Duke entered its first game with North Carolina or more years may want to skip down a few paragraphs.) Duke-UNC matchups, traditionally, however, have been undefeated. On both occasions, the Tar Heels left the decided less on talent (which has been essentially equal, contest with smirks on their faces and sand between their Down 39-34 at the half, the Blue Devils electrified ihe anyway) and more on emotion. One might assume that toes having sullied Duke's spotless record. home crowd by forcing three turnovers and scoring nine the Tar Heels, as underdogs, would have the advantage. O.K., so the 1986 loss was not an upset. While the Blue unanswered points to open the second stanza and seize That is not necessarily the case, according to coach Dean Devils were 16-0, they were ranked only third in the the lead 43-39. Smith. nation behind No. 2 Memphis State and—that's right— That's when Carolina flexedit s muscles and essentially "I remember Temple coming [to Chapel Hill] as No. 1, the Tar Heels, who were 18-0. shoved Duke out of the ballgame. The Cameron crowd and they blew us out," Smith said. The date was Jan. 18,1986. North Carolina was chris watched helplessly as UNC snared offensive rebounds (18 Furthermore, Duke has only to look back to last year's tening a new home court that would since come to be in the game), scored on layups off backdoor cuts and sank ACC championship game, a 96-74 loss, if it needs motiva known (lovingly) as the Dean Dome. free throws. The final score was UNC 91, Duke 71. tion. The game hinged on one pivotal minute in the first half. Will Duke's dismal history as an undefeated opponent 'The last time Duke lost was against us," Smith said. Three Blue Devils were whistled for fouls, two on the of North Carolina continue Wednesday night? "I'm sure they'll have that on their minds." offensive end. The last ofthe trio of fouls was point guard Krzyzewski downplays the importance of this question. North Carolina, on the other hand, lacks a fiery leader Tommy Amaker's third. Not only did it send him to the Although he said, "we would certainly never try to lose a that could whip the entire team into a frenzy the way King bench for the remainder of the half, it also sparked a game," he has added, going undefeated "has never been Rice and Rick Fox did in years past. technical foul from head coach Mike Krzyzewski. one of our goals. It is Duke that boasts the confident-bordering-on-brash Carolina's Steve Hale drained four straight free throws, "If we do lose what we will try to do is take the positives attitude this year. two for Amaker's personal and two for the "T." Kevin and learn from the loss," Krzyzewski said. "We could play T think what well maybe do differently this year is Madden then made a short jumper on the ensuing posses really well . . . and not win. Whatever the case, we're we're not going to 'press,' 'press' in the sense that we're not sion transforming a 26-23 Duke lead into a 29-26 UNC looking to get better." going to notice [the hype]," Davis said. edge. The Tar Heels never trailed again and won 95-92. "I can't remember what happened four years ago re While the fouls and technical have been played a The 1986 and 1989 teams certainly improved after the ally," said Christian Laettner. "Right now we're flowing prominent role in the outcome of the game, they don't loss, if not immediately. The 1986 team lost is very next very well as a team. We feel very good about ourselves and have the same significance in Amaker's recollections of game to fourth-ranked Georgia Tech 87-80 in Atlanta. we feel very confident. It's another game on our schedule. the game six years later. After that, the team won 21 straight games, avenging That's how we have to approach it. We have to play great." "When you look back on a game fike that . . . you both of its losses, beating Tech for the ACC championship This isn't a team that will have the manifestation ofit remember the bigger picture and the significance ofthe and advancing to the NCAA championship game before labor its toppled easily. It is a team that kicks sand in game," Amaker said. "It was a fantastic game. Both teams being beaten by Louisville. The 1989 squad plummetted opponents faces and has the tools to build a castle to the left the court exhausted." into a slump, losing three of its next four, but ultimately sky. PAGE 18 :.THBTGHR&NJCLE WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY'5. 1992 'I am still obsessed': Confessions of a PRS sufferer Don't talk to me today. I'm too depressed. I might not that night. I tried to ignore it, but it wouldn't go away. even get out of bed. Just curl up with a box of malomars Seth Davis Then, my sophomore year, I watched him outplay and stuff my sorrows silly. Bobby Hurley in the Dean Dome, and make sure Hurley Today, the cold reality hits me as hard as a Rodney much fun. Despite the fact that Rice played point guard, knew it. I saw Hurley as a metaphor for me that night. Rogers elbow. The best time of my life is behind me. In the he had poor ballhandling skills and was an average (We're both short and white; the similarities end there.) archives. Filed on microfiche. My happiness is scattered passer at best. He excelled on defense, but his shooting Rice was in my face that night and in many nights on the bottom of a rhino cage. ability was such a liability that opponents regularly left thereafter in my dreams and he had terrible breath and Call it PRS—post-Rice syndrome. I don't have King him open for three-point shots in order to double team he was saying, 'You're mine, little man. You're mine." Rice to kick around anymore. quality big men like J.R. Reid, Scott Williams and Pete Would I ever get a taste of satisfaction? No doubt I am not alone. There must be plenty of Chilcutt. Later that year, Rice ruined Senior Day in Cameron, Chronicle Crazies out there feeling that same sense of He was so bad that the usually-polite Tar Heel faithful leading Carolina to an 87-75 win. I swear he was pointing loss, especially today. Somehow, tonight's showdown with booed him mercilessly, right there in the Dean Dome. at me in the crowd that day, mocking me with that evil the Tar Heels just isn't the same without the Kingly one Dean The Legend himself repeatedly had to defend his sneer. running the point. point guard to the press, and refused to bench Rice in (I've never told anyone about all this before. Bear with King Rice was the guy who made hating Carolina so favor of freshman Derrick Phelps. me, I've got a catharsis going here.) But King Rice was more than just a bad player. He was Last year, though, oh, yeah, last year, man. I saw a bad-ass. A star high-school football player, Rice loved to Hurley/Me not only outplay Rice but outjaw him as well bully his way around a floor. Where his physical skills left and not once but twice. I remember Rice running off the Biggest challenge him painfully inadequate, Rice tried to make his mark Cameron court for halftime of Game One and spitting into verbally. the crowd. I finally had him. In Game Two, I giddily And now he's gone. Graduated. Outta here, the selfish watched his frustration in the Dean Dome when Duke bastard. Where does that leave me? ruined his Senior Day. Obviously, my aforementioned of season tonight Hating King Rice has become an obsession with me the column had gotten to him. I pictured him in his room alone • UNC from page 17 last three years. It's been an unhealthy obsession, to be that night, whispering to himself, "Maybe I do really North Carolina's biggest advantage in the contest, sure, but I believe it also made me a better person and a really really really really really really suck. Really." the fact that it is playing at home, is a questionable better writer. Then, the ACC Championship. Carolina, 96-74.1 swore edge at best. Though all 11 UNC home games have For example, on the day before the final regular season I'd have him, if just one more time, and I was only one been sell-outs, tonight will be only the fifth game Duke-UNC showdown, I wrote: "King Rice. You suck. You game away at the Final Four. But nooooooooo, Rice had to played before a full house. Florida State players, fresh really really really really really really really really really rob me of even that last bit of happiness by choking off their Dec. 15 upset victory, dubbed UNC fans a really really really really really really really really really against Kansas. The selfish bastard. "wine and cheese" crowd. really really suck. Really." And now Duke is playing as well as a Duke team ever "Somehow, our people have gotten a bad rap," Smith Is that a great piece of 20th-century American journal has played and the Tar Heels are, typically, struggling to said. "I think we do have a home court advantage." ism or what? find an identity. All the pieces are in place for a true butt- Most ofthe advantages, though, appear to fall on the As if it weren't enough to be able to hate King Rice kicking, right there for all the Deanie Weenies to see. Blue Devils' side. Even so, Duke's challenge tonight, because he was a bully and he played for Carolina, he had And no King. Just a memory and an obsession that the first stop on a four-game road swing, is its biggest to go out and play his best games against Duke. I have to didn't leave when he did. ofthe season. A Duke victory means a three-game lead believe he did it just to piss me off. I know, I know, life must go on. Carolina is still fun to in the conference standings and a virtual lock on the I watched him come in my freshman year and, with hate and no matter who is playing over in Chapel Hill, it regular season ACC title. A Carolina win means the starting point guard Jeff Lebo on crutches, lead the Heels will be fun if the boys really do go out and beat the argyle Tar Heels must be reckoned with down the road to a 91-71 defeat of a Duke team that was unbeaten and pants off'em. It's still the best rivalry in the land. With an unbeaten streak on the line, it's Duke- top-ranked, just like they are now. (Oops, forget I said But if you don't mind, 111 just go ahead and suffer my Carolina. 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FREE Bus Service to & from campus DUKE CAMPUS V % m. % 8S (d ^ % ft mt$S5St * Subject to availablitiy and normal leasing policies. WHETHER BEATING A DEAD HORSE: How bad was Queen Rice? RETORTS, page 3 ON CAMPUS TODAY: Carolina will choke, 80% The top-ranked Blue Devils invade the THURSDAY: Alumni will cry, 90% FINDING A NEW ONE: Is Felps any better? . SNORTS, page 7 Dean Dome, prepared to crush the overrated Tar Heels. ©to Mu (Far Ink © 1992 MTV Censoring Corp. It's all right by me. We 've been here longer than Dean Smith! Volume 99, Issue: abortion Wednesday, February 5,1992 Chapel Hell, North Carolina Second-Hand News/Spurts/Farts 962-GOTO Monkey Business/Subliminal Advertising 962-HELL Sorority sisters pass second policy for mixers with frats By Olympia Schaefer to sponge off the sisterhood's dues cof fers. The DTH has learned, however, of Inebriated the real reason for the objection. Sorority presidents have reached the "How are we supposed to get these second of their innocuous landmark deci pretty little things drunk enough to hook sions to ensure safe (and dull) parties by up with our ugly asses if we can't have pledging that all members of their elitist kegs at parties," lamented Biff sisterhood will bolt for the nearest exit in Tadandmuffy on the steps ofthe big Tau any party where pizza is served from a OmegaOmegaLambdahouse. "And when common box. we fail miserably in that quest, we're not "We just don't want to be held liable if allowed to chow down on pizza to get over somebody breaks a fingernail or gets less our uncontrolable horniness either. That seriously injured," whined Hope move was the last straw. I think we'll pass Spoiledlegacy, president of Beta Yeta a policy telling all the frat dudes to leave Omega Beta sorority. "We' re afraid some parties where there are sorority babes... body might not know when to say when [really hot women walk by] Uh, well, and things could get out of hand. Too maybe that's not such a great idea. How much pizza and somebody might hurl all bout we just ban parties with sober soror over the party. We wouldn't want any of ity babes." our sisters to ruin the dresses daddy gave Pan-hell council chairwomyn, Ann them for Christmas. Spewed pepperoni Alwench, thinks the policies have been and italian sausage have also been docu pretty effective so far. mented to cause injury to small children "We've only had one major injury this and house pets. We want to avoid semester at a mixer," Alwench opined. unnecessary injury from some Billy Joe Saturday night, four greek men and One ofthe billboards asking for help in locating basketball coach Dean Smyth Bob fraternity punk booting all over the two independent women sustained cuts, hors d'ourves." bruises, tread marks and high-heel punc The latest Panhellacious Council edict ture wounds when they crossed the path of comes at the heels of dogma adopted two a stampeding throng of sorority women Dean Smyth cracks Top 10 (Most Wanted) weeks ago banning Tar Hole sorority scampering in retreat of a Domino's man. referee's whistle, which had then been signed, but had been written on UNC Ath in the Triangle area. The search began at wenches from being in a room where beer Apparently a rambunctious fraternity By Lenny Wirtz placed in an unidentified place on Pavia's letic Department stationery. the UNC and Duke University Medical was being served for any longer than it member thought it would be funny to Zebra Extraordinaire body. The body had also been painted "a The paint and note led to an attempt to Centers' Plastic Surgery Divisions. takes for a rat to fart. The previous deci order some pizza and test the policy. His Tar Hole head basketball coach really repulsive shade of blue," according arrest Smyth last week. The FBI, in coop "If I had a nose like that and was on sion was also to avoid possible legal retri joke turned calamitous however, as the Dean Smyth has been placed on the to Indianapolis police officer Richard eration with UNC Pubic Safety, stormed the run from the law, the first thing I'd bution for the consequences of their ri members of Visa Visa Mastercard soror FBI's Ten Most Wanted list for the Schultz. The color was later identified as Smyth's office in the Dean E. Smyth Cen do would be to get a nose job," said FBI diculous backcountry fraternity brethren. ity panicked upon sight ofthe Domino's abuse and murder of referee Pete Carolina blue by the FBI. ter. Smyth allegedly escaped by tearing chief investigator Michael Krzyzewski. The fraternity men have expressed dis man and fled to Franklin street in a huff. Pavia. A note directly implicating Smyth was down some of the archaic hieroglyphic In addition, billboards have been pleasure with the two decisions. Their The four greek men of Yaba Daba Doo Pa via's body was discovered the found at the scene. According to Schultz, banners hanging in the Smyth Center and erected in the area displaying Smyth's primary objection was financial — the fraternity were overrun by the rabble and evening of Apr. I, 1991. He had the note said, "I told you what you could throwing them into the officers' path. picture and a toll-free number for people greek tightwads wouldn't be able to fi the two independent women crashed their been strangled with his own do with your whistle." The note was un An extensive manhunt has been mounted who may have seen Smyth. nance rocking bashes without being able motorcycle into a mailbox. Rice apprehended for theft of Duke memorabilia hensibly and stinking of Mad Dog at the FBI tapes as saying, "King asked me if I "We followed up on the lab work," surveillence, as authorities fear he may By J. Edgar Hoover cover. time of the arrest, but several officers wanted to help, but I was busy boffing The FBI first began to suspect Rice said agent BubbaHickster of Chapel Hill. injure himself if left alone. Decomposing claim to have heard the suspect mutter Donny Wallberg." when forensics experts, after hours of "We looked through Queen's files at UNC "Once after practice, I left him by In a sting operation previously seen "Hurley, Hurley." But the main break came from a man back-breaking lab analysis, noticed that and found that he was in fact quite stupid. himself on the court with just one basket only on the silver screen, a joint FBI- Rice was picked up late Tuesday night calling himself 'The Schnozz." the name Bobby Hurley was crossed out He's as stupid as he looks, which is saying ball and he reported the next day with the Binghamton Police Department task force at his downtown Binghamton, NY pawn "King never understood what I told on all the stolen items. In its place, in what something. damn thing half deflated and sticking out arrested former Tar Hole point guard, shop, "King's Crown Jewels," after the him to do," the Schnozz told agents. "I appeared to be a six-year old's scribble, "He didn't just suck on the basketball of both ears," said Rice's former coach drunk driver and generally spastic indi FBI received several leads over the week always said that I wanted him to get some was written "Queen Rice." Cautiously court." Weenie Smith. "I'd hate to see what he'd vidual Queen Rice for the theft of Duke end. more steals, but I meant on the court. optimistic, but disbelieving that any col Rice is being held on $1.98 bail in a do with a jail cell mattress." University's 1991 championship memo A caller who identified himself only "God, he sucks. I wasted a scholarship lege graduate could be so stupid, the FBI Binghampton jail, awaiting extradition to "It's a tragedy," Smith said. "On sec rabilia. Rice was mumbling incompre as "Big Butt from Boston" was quoted on on that boy. Whoops, I think I blew my called their North Carolina bureau. Durham. He is being kept under 24-hour ond thought, no it isn't." Julian tackles designs Chapel Hill's 90210 for football and Cast to relocate to soccer uniforms North Carolina By Giorgio Armani said. Julian has nearly completed spanking By Krusty the Klown Crotchrot said. "These kids dealt with Light in Loafers such adversity just to get through their new uniforms forthe women's soccerand With Sideshow Mel The changes to the men's basketball football squads. He has called the former formative years." uniforms made by noted clothing designer the toughest job he has faced in his entire Early acceptances to our esteemed "For example, when the Olympic-cali Alexander Julian are just the tip of the career. skool are out, and a lucky group of teens ber figure skater shunned Brandon in fa iceberg for Tar Heel athletic teams. Julian "They actually expect me to make from a wealthy Los Angeles suburb are vor of pursuing her dream, most of us has undertaken the arduous task of de those beasts look somewhat feminine," holding a handful of them. would have found a tall building and leapt signing new uniforms for each and every he said. "Without reconstructive surgery, "Gee, Kell, isn't this tres cool?" asked off. Not Brandon! He was back cracking Carolina team. I don't know if that can be done." a gleeful Brenda Walsh at a celebration at the story of steroid abuse on the track team "This sure bites the big Oscar Meyer," Nonetheless, Julian presses on. His the Peach Pit, located in Beverly Hills (zip for the school paper the very next week." Julian said recently. "But I grew up in this first design for the team features long, This big, useless white space was placed code: 90210). ."And that Dylan! Who would have stinkin' village and [Athletic Director] flowery dresses with "Madonna-like" In a related development, the student thought that the same guy whose dad is in John Slowfart won't get off my back." breast cones, as well as spiked pumps, all here to remind you of Eric Montross. laundry service, the Bleach Pit, has re jail and who is a recovering alcoholic is The new men's basketball uniforms in baby blue of course. ported a marked increase in the number of secretly working on a translation of the retained their famous baby blue color so "I hate that damn color," Julian said. panty-wetting stains they have had to deal works of Marcel Proust in his spare time." the players still appear light in their high- The football team is easier, he said. with. Crotchrot said he was so impressed by tops, but they are far flashier than their "I just built in shoulder pads to make "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek," screamed a one applicant, he was already ordering predecessors, which lacked creativity al their waists appear smaller," Julian said, coed from Carborro. "Oh my gosh are she be installed in a position of authority together. referring to the porcine blobs on both they really coming here. Ooops I think I of the campus. "I wish we'd worn the new uniforms," sides ofthe line of scrimmage. "But even peeed in my pants." "From what I've seen of her clips from said former Tar Heel King Mice. "I still with all the equipment they're more femi The Chapel Hill chapter of the Hair The Blaze, Audrea would make a great would have sucked, but I would' ve looked nine than the women's soccer players." Club for Men also has recently been editor of the Tar Hole," Crotchrot said. bad." "I'm afraid people might confuse the flooded with calls from anxious fraternity "Not that you need talent. All you need is Mice's former coach Mean Stiff con two teams," he said. "Frankly the women members seeking emergency sideburn enough money to pay for the production curred. are just more hairy than any man I' ve ever weaves. cost so we can increase the number of "King still would've sucked," Stiff seen." "I've done 69 sideburn weaves to pages." day," said hairdresser F.A. Bulous. "All the cute guys are coming in and they go In other college-bound celebrity news, Editor's note out looking even cuter." Matthew and Gunnar, the twins from the rock group Nelson, have accepted basket As you may know, recently we have been forced to publish many six-page issues The decision to accept the 10 youths from Beverly H.S. was an easy one, ac ball scholarships to Notre Dame to fill the of The Daily Tar Hole. This is due mainly to tightwad Chapel Hell businesses not voids left by Jon and Joe Ross. forking over money to advertise in the DTH. But as dire as our economic straits cording to Dean of Admissions Sonny Crotchrot. "The Irish's impressive blowout were, it has now become worse, as today's DTH is only one page. To try to increase "Their personal essays were stunning, ofNorth Carolina cinched it for me," said circulation and ad revenues, we have included another local newspaper inside. We I smudged the ink with my tears," Gunnar. hope you enjoy the change. / don't suck ... — Queen Rice