EXPONENTJune 7, 1985 Volume 76. umber 54 An ASMSU Publication
Women's Exhibit at high school Senior women's art show draws criticism, and expresses not because she is a female. by SANFORD EDWARD When the only criteria for a show is that the artist be a women and a senior, The MSU Senior Women's Art one wonders what type of aesthetic dis Exhibition opened last Thursday, May crimination, if any, is taking place. Is the 30th, at the Bozeman Senior High TC.$Ult first and foremost a collection of School Gallery. fine an, or is it a social statement? The show has caused a bit of a local While I have no doubt that all good stir with an article appearing in the art is capable of making some type of Bozeman Chronicle on May 28th. social statement, I wonder if every social Uofonunately, it's not the an that has statement is capable of being classified evoked the response, but rather the as good art. format. The logical outcome of a format that A few of the male artists on campus becomes too broad (no pun intended) in have been very vocal expressing a view scope is that it tends to weaken the exhi point that the exclusive inclusion of bition, owing to its generalized nature. women in the show is a form of reverse Still, in spite of the logistical difficul discrimination. Essentially. rather than ties imposed by the program, there is ' \' probiding a positive platform for the some very commendable work in the ex l/ ,, women's movement, the male artists ibit. I '1 believe that this sort of seperatism is Of particular interest arc Pam Lan ultimately self-negating. za 's two pieces, a pastel drawing entitled Conversely, many of the women Headlight, and an oil painting entitled artists in the show just as adamantly Excelsior St. Justify their program by pointing out Being familiar with Ms. Lanza's that the present gallery format is the work, I am constantly amazed at her product of a male oriented, and domi ability to take a representational subject nated. aesthetic. The women feel that by and compositionally imbue it with a uniting, and individually organizing strong abstract expression. Each work their own show, they arc poignantly confronts the viewer with shapes and addressing an issue. spaces that are recognizable and, yet, My personal observations pertaining simultaneously abstract or ambiguous. to this controversy arc mixed. In some The use of subtle colors, delicately A Jazz Concen and Jam Session with "John Baltzer and 'fast Company-will be held in the Reynolds respects. l think it is indicative of our blended, adds to the spartial sense of Recital Hall in Howard Hall (Musicc Building), Sunday, June 9th, at 8 p.m. Playing will be John Baltzer modem times, when the primary focus depth that both of these pieces evoke. on flugelhorn (pictured), Kelly Robeny on bass, Alan Faugue on sax, Lee Kohler on piano and Mike of an event has become centered upon They arc a visual delight to the eye. Blessing on drums. Admission will be free. what it is supposed to be about, rather Solvig Landa's two intaglio prints, than what it is. For ironically, it is not Biruman and' Dog Get Lost in 1he Laby the art in the show that people are rinth and The Mummmified Dog, are addressing-which I find to be generally light-hearted, animated images, that weak- but instead, it is the SLage upon seem to take a visually stale and bland which it appears. subject matter of Egyptian influence and Just ho"' this relates to modern life is transform it by the use of simple shapes realized when one recognizes that we and color. Athletes suspended for booze live in an era governed by media-hype Suzin Kratina's Self-Portrait, of pho bc it social, political or economic. As tography and photo oils, and Susan Peter ~iscnman noted, the Harvard Barnett's Nursery Rhyme lithograph, BOZEMAN - Montana Stale Uni MSU athletic officials refused to rea- ac's office said he was gone for the day. architectural theoretician who recently are also two deceptively simple works. versity has suspended five members of lease details. ..It was just an incident of drinking on spoke \\ hile on campus ... What people Yet, each image seems to take on an the women's track team. including star School spokesmen said information a team bus ... Eliason siad. ··That's all it eat at McDonald's is not the meat, what added spatial dimension when carefully runner Annetc Hand. and is disciplining about the \I.omen's team would have to was. nothing else was involved ... they eat is the commercials." examined. about the same number of men tracks come from women's athletic director Eliason said he was not familiar v.ith While I can empathize with the posi One. the self-portrait does this by ters because of a beer-drinking incidenl Ginny Hum. but her office said she left details of the men·s case. tion of the women-who, in fact, do face considering the techniques and tradition on the team bus after the conference o n vacation at I lam Wednesday and He said the women were suspended discrimination, be it subtle or overt, in out of which it is composed. the other. champoinships. school officials con would not return until .lune 14. for the rest of the season. a punishment ,. the art world, I am hesitant to acquiesce Nursery Rhyme. by it compositional firmed Wednesday. Assistant Athletic Director Neil Elia- that was meaningless because the con to a cause that attempts to get the public interplay of plan form 1hat alternates The suspension kepi Hand. MSU's son said lhe men tracksters have fcrcnce championships marked the end to go to an exhibition to sec what between two and three dimensions premcire middle-disl3nce sophomore. appealed the disciplinary action against of the season except for Hand, who was ''"Women" arc saying rather than to sec For those who aren't familiar with the from competing in the NCAA national them. delaying a final Jisposiuon. and yet to compete in the :'.':CAA nationals. art. BSHS Gallery it is localed off of I Ith St. championships last weekend. She has that officials did not \\ant to release any The men compete in the Big Sky Con- Naively, perhaps, I believe that peo between Mendenhall a nd Lamme. The qualified for lhe 3.000 and 5.000-meter information until it was complete. ference. and the women in the Mountain ple should go 10 see 1he work of a gallery hours are I - 6. Tuesday runs. He said any information about the West Athletic Conference. The two con· Woman artist because, like any artist, -Saturday. About the same number of men men's case would have to come from ferem:es held their champoinships bas an original way of s,..,ing things. tracbters also were disciplined. but Athletic Director Tom Parac. but Par- simultaneously at Boise. Idaho. 2 June 7. 1985
FREE ~ FREE DELIVERYI ,. "¥"2?. DELIVERY! EXPONENT FALLS! END OF QUARTER BLOW-OUT! • instance. I'm pulling it out of the toilet. I fit hadn't been for me TDK-SA 90 $2.40! exc aims- The Chicago Sun-Times would be in the sewer now and the Murdoch I Exponent would be flushing up beside it pretty soon." MAXELL XL-I I 90 $2.40! Rupert said he chose Mullen to replace LeCain because SELL THE PRESSES! .. Tony knows sewers. If there's one person who can drag the MAXELL XL-11-S 90 $3.00! Exponent back out it's h.im . He's the plumber's helper of the newspaper game." DEN ON DX - 7 90 $2. 75! ROLL THE PAPER! Mr. Mullen agrees. .. It's a rotten job but somebody has to do it ,"saids the uave SCOTCH VHS T- ~ 20 $6.00! Newspaper mogul Rupert Murdoch man·-about-town Mullen . .. With m ~ connections in the underworld and government, we can make this the most read SCOTCH BETA L-750 $7.00! shocked the publishing world yesterday rag thls side of 'True Detective Confession Stories.'"' with his unexpected takeover of Montana Last week Mullen was posing as a mere contributing writer, VERBATIM 5fl1 DSDD $2.75! State University's newspaper, the but in reality he was working for Murdoch all along. Over a period of months Mullen conducted clandestine negotiations DYSAN 5fl1 DSDD $2. 75! Exponent. for the purchase of the publication with unnamed ASMSU In a phone interview with former editor Tim officials. DUE TO INCREASED SALES WE LeCain, Murdoch said between giggles, "Gotcha, Mr. .. They drove a hard bargain, .. Mullen said, .. but I've nego Goody goody. My God, I love this shit." tiated with the best of them and I never lose." WILL BE HERE THIS SUMMER! Murdoch, who owns The New York Post and Chi Reliable sources report the sell ing price to be in the 40 cago Sun-Times among other newspapers, as well as million dollar range, which is about 40 mil1ion times the paper's market value. television and radio stations around the globe, bought These sources also report that the Exponent will begin CALL 586-3 709 NOW! the campus paper for an undisclosed amount of money. printing on toilet paper in September. "I w o n ~ say how much I paid for the Exponent," the When asked, Mullen confirmed the ru mors. "We feel that a oppulently rich Murdoch said, .. Jet's just say no one in paper should do more than just give you the news. Besides, the ASMSU is going to be applying for financial aid next year." graphics will show up much better on scented two-ply." The Exponent tried to reach MSU President Bill Tietz for Other changes coming up in the near fut ure will include a comment, but he was unavailable. When contacted aboard special pornographic edition to be sold through direct mail. Tietz's yacht in the Bahamas, his secretary said the MSU "' We're trying to appeal to the widest audience we po!:sibly President was busy diving for pearls and wouldn't be ava ila can," said Mullen . .. Who cares if we bring in a few perverts ble for comment until high tide. along with the regular mainstream red-blooded Americans MeandJan's However, ASMSU officials were more accessible. One that Mr. Murdoch's publicatio ns are currently aimed at. We I-10th A Colege II-7th A Main Ill-Manhattan et 1-90 ASMSU Senator, who wished to remain anonymous, said the believe in exercising the First Amendment to its fullest takeover was well received. extent." "I think we're all really glad to see it go," she said, rapidly tapping her saddle shoes. "The Exponent kept getting bigger all the time. We were afraid that one of these days it would take over ASMSU. Thank God Rupert gave us a chance to strike first. .. ©®OU®©® Murdoch has a reputation for changing the content of the papers he buys to a more entertaining. some would say sensa tional, style . ©®OU~~~fr~ .. So what," Murdoch exclaimed. "Take this rag for to all msu graduates! and me 'n jan's invites all MSU students and their families to stop in and by JULIO LEE Mullen bought five pairs of leather take advantage of our year-end pants last wee k in preparation for the Tony Mullen has been announcement. He proposes some special. .. named to succeed Roger changes in the character his name will be linked with from now on ... Bond is never Moore in the upcoming James 99 going to be the same again," Mullen andre champagne $2. Bond ftlm "For Your Thighs said. Only." .. I think you're going to sc.ea clear and This was announced in a press memorable change in Bond's war make me 'n jan's conoco your conference held last night by Rupert drobe," Mullen stated as he revealed his huge collection of flowered shirts to the M urdcch, present Exponent pub stop on your way out of town. fill press. lisher and new producer of the Bond Co-starring with Mullen m the new up with high-quality conoco gas films. Bond film will be toothy glamour girl Roger Moore, who portrayed Bond Marie Osmond. The deal was an and stock up for the long drive in the last several Bond films. was nounced by Marie's agent in Holly reported to be crushed by the wood. " If Marie doesn't want to do the home with our other great announcement. He is currently sulking role," he said, .. she can go get her in front of the television set at his Santa fuckin' head examined. This is too big a specials. and to all returning Barbara estate with a gun in his hand . chance to miss. Mullen was pi cked, claimed M ur In the IL!m, Tony will personally doch, because of his in nate sex appeal. students. Could Mullen be the ultimate 007'?? shoot fifty-seven KGB agents, seriously "The man simply secretes macho," ound live deadly alligators, balance a Murdoch claims. tractor on his nose and save Southern Mull en, found by our reporters with California from another 1nfestat1on of see you in the fall! three blonds between his arms and one prise ...It was only a matter of time," Mediterranean fruit flies. in the kitchen cooking oatmeal, met the Mullen said with his Norelco 9000 .. This will be the best Bond ever," announcement with no apparent sur hairdryer 10 his hand. Murdoch said about the Mullen film '~-;;-:-----:------:----:---:-:-=:-:-=-:::-:---;-:-~~;-;::-;:-;;;;;::;;:-;:;::-=::-=;:-::=--~ EXPONENT E I INTERVIEW: TONY c. E 0 c. a candid conversation with the man who r- 1 Lt) always does it all the time E I «S E «S Tony Mullen is the embodiment of the old cliches. The new Exponent editor is a 0 · renaissance man, a man for all seasons. ('I) 0 He takes QJ1 new challenges .. ('I) like other men change their hats. And he's devastingly 0 •• good at everything he does. r- 0 Freelance reporter Lance Free interviewed Mullen at his palatial Key Largo estate. .c or- I first met Tony Mullen at Afiami International Airport. M ULLEN: Those two are wimps. Bond is a man's man. He .... He was jetting in from a business vacation in Puerto Rico. I talks like one, shoots like one, eats like one, drinks like one I wonced to talk to him right then and there but he pushed past and screws like one. Like the Duke... with balls. When we were me quickly and muuered, "LetS get out of here, i got a filmi ng the hot tub scene in .. For Your Thighs Only .. in Provo, :E u. wetback in my suircase." they had to throw a bucket of cold water on Marie Osmond to Actually. he wasn '1 smuggling illegal aliens. The suitcase get her off me. She really threw herself into he r role ... and let's was full of Coke- oldformula Coke. "There are things even face it, we all know the woman's not that good of an actress. the edi10ro/1he Exponent can't get in 1he srares, "he told me. EXPONENT: I still can' believe she's in this movie. We talked abow journalism, his new vision of Bond, 1he M ULLEN: Yeah, I changed her for life. Right after w e ti) influence of English rock on America and pizza. The , wrapped up filming, she dyed her hair purple and interview begtm when Tony, dripping wet from the shower disappeared. The last time anyo ... e saw her she was doing a Cl> and wearing a monogramed turquoise-blue kimono with topless act at Harrah's in Vegas. "Tony the Tiger" embroidered in gold on the back, tossed me EXPONENT: We under~tand you're trying to buy out c a Coke and slumped imo a chair. Dominoe's Pizza. 0 M ULLEN: o, I'm trying to eat out Dominoe's. Pizza is an EXPONENT: I noticed your "Tony the Tiger" kimono. Is obsession with me. When I was a kid, we were only allowed u that a remnant of your boxing days? pizza on national holidays. The Fourth of July meant MULLEN: Yeah, it kinda gets in your blood after a whi.le, ya pepperoni and Christmas meant extra cheese. God ... piua! I know. I didn't box for very long. but I really like 1he lifestyle. don't smoke after sex, I stick a Jeno's in the microwave. E All that swea1. EXPONENT: Bet you lose a lot of girls that way. ca EXPONENT: Then why did you give it up? MULLEN: 1 can always find women. MULLEN: 1 saw ho\'• Ali suffered brain damage. I couldn't EXPONENT: Would you suggest going into music to find G.> afford tha!. women? a.. EXPONENT: Are you sure you got out in time? MULLEN: No. I'd go into 1he ladies· room. (Laughs) u MULLEN: (looks pu=zled, then smiles) EXPONENT: Now that you're leading the fab four, do you EXPONENT: Let's try something easier, Tony. expect a resurgence of Beatlemania? Cl> MULLEN: Snotty bastard. MULLEN: We can always hope. but I doubt it. Boy George ~ u u "Let's get out of here. I got a wetback "I don't smoke after sex, I stick a Jeno's ca ·-ti) in my suitcase." in the microwave." c .c 0 EXPONENT: Then "hy did you get into boxing the first killed the English music scene foreVer. Besides. the other guys ~ti) place? are too old. The only birds in our crowds are housewives MULLEN: Because a writer has to do everything. Take my v.earing support hose. ::s >< pals Hemingway. George 'Plimpton, Masters and Johnson ... a EXPONENT: You\e got so much already. Why take over .c 0 writer has to live. 1he Exponen1? u EXPONENT: Does !hat mean living another man's life? You MULLEN: Well Lance, you can never have too much money. ~ seem 10 be taking over John Lennon's life. ls it true you11 be With alimony and paternity suits alone I'm hardly breaking - ~ posing nude with Yoko on the Beatle's reunion alb~m? even. 0 ·- MULLEN: (Flashes obuene gesture) Wait and see. a.. EXPONENT: ls there anything you wouldn' print to make a 0 3= EXPONENT: Wait and see? E\erybody·s still "aiting for buck? your debut as James Bond. We understand it's quite a MlTLLEN: Yeah. this interview. .c c departure from the Conne~ Moore mold. Cl> a.. 0 ::s -u- Oo E >-T""9 ca s:::.... >Cl> Cl> ·- ca 1-. ~ ti) u.
' "/sow how Ali suffered brain dam- "/can always find women." "Boy George killed the English age. I couldn 'r afford rhat. ·· music scene forever." 4 June 7. 19~~ '(Jpinion No more bullpuckey
You·re frred . You're all fired. Every body. I don't care what people say about journalistic quality and inde pendence. you're all fired. From now on I want sex. drugs. rock n' roll and pizza. I don't care if I don't ma kc sense. I'm the editor. When Rupert Murdoch bought the Exponent yesterday he left me clear and precise instructions. "Tony" he said. (he always calls me Tony) "Tony. sell papers. I don't care about news. or reponing or even pizza. just sell newspapers. Due to this mandate from god, I am going to sell newspapers. One start is to fire Richard Myers as news editor and replace him with Suzanne Summers. She's better looking and can you imagine the number of classifieds we will sell? Two. all ads must have at least one nude female or male body in it. Three. all secretar· ies must wear bikinis or carry a smoking gun. And fourth and possibly most important when I get firmly entrenched in my editorialship. the name of the Exponent will be changed to the .. National Exponent" One thing that will change will be this student input doggy doo. ASMSU try ing to butt its nose into this newspapers business is ended. When Anthony H. Mullen edits a newspaper, that newspaper sells. How much has ASMSU made from the Exponent? For God's sake (Sorry. Rupe. I always call him Rupe) they didn't even charge for the stupid rag. From now on all National Exponents will cost S.25 with all extras at S.15. Now about this LeCain guy. He spoiled you readers with this stupid idea of a editorial every issue. Have you ever written a editorial? It's a bitch. (Lesson one in how to sell newspapers. If obscenity docsn 't attract them, it infuriates them and nothing gets more free publicity than irate readers.) From now on you can expect an editorial no more than once a month and possibly two if it's my mom's birthday. I also expect either Rupe's or my own name and face to appear in the paper at least once a issue. No cartoons will be accepted debasing Rupe and no stories will be printed that show him in a bad light. John Akrc's section .. Beats ... is hereby cancelled, As is this stupid .. Fragments" crap. In their place we will have a "Stupendous Sex Series" and "Death Act of the We<:k". If these don' work, something like "Silent Death Acts" could suffice. I Another possibility is .. Secret Sex Lives of Fruit". -- ~ !vi. t..£.GJ There will be no more of these stupid, left leaning, punko, pornographic, com· ~,../-(' 'l ti _ The Exponent (ISSN #360060)isan munistic, debasing, ridiculous (pant, pant. pant) HOMOSEXUAL "Bloom M l!inc Edit independent student-wntten and County's". What will replace them is some safe, calm, cool, AMERICAN and Rob Pntt student-managed newspaper and was violent strip like .. Spiderman". The thought of reading that unbelievable strip Edit established January I. 1910. atfl>!lm<'" with talking penguins (hoo, haa) makes me mad ... Far Side" can stay cause it has taM !5LllE ' 1 ~ Bozeman. lots of death and dead animals and that SELLS PAPERS. fAontana. as 3. continuation of the Now that Rupe and me have gotten a toehold on campus I think it's only fair Mcnthly Exponent. established Janu that we warn you that we got things that we plan on doing. One of these is get· ary I. 1895. ting rid of ASMSU. I mean a NON-PROFIT organization? I think that if we The opinions expressed herein are ran this campus like they run Chicago we could make some money. We plan on not necessarily those of the university making all jobs a kick back type situation with job prices starting at 50% of or the student body. wages for mere Senators and running to 75% for the President. Mike Monier has no idea yet but my friends Vito and Antony are taking up positions now for Kash The Exponent is published twice his .. contribution ... N~ws riters weekly during the school year except Sheila • rdsle> What's this bullpuckey with OCL? Do they make a profit or not? NO? Then on holidays and during finals weeks by Gail. h aro they're out of here. I've seen their operations and I feel that if anything other Ton) M llen the Associated Stadc11u of r lc:ll&ftd than pizza is served then they're wasting money. Bananas arc good but Kum Am~ W Iker -~--~T. quats are definitely not in. l also heard that each student has his or her own Paul R sell The Exponent is printed by the room. If MSU is co~d then make it really co--ed. If we stack like cord wood we s w ... Bateman Daily Chronicle m Bon: Ph Wa could get twelve or fifteen people, of both sexes, into those rooms. man. Montana. Last but not least let's do away with this engineering program. Who needs to Known office of publicauon is have a bunch of gear-heads wandering around taking the geometry of stuff. Fea es W ttS M1 e Strop Room 330. Student Union Building. Bullpuckey. S -,e Elle The sports section of MSU has got to go also. I feel that if people wanted to 1Qll:mi:=~mrttT!i'm'irty . B01eman. watch a bunch of wimps running around with a ball and patting each other on Montana 59717. the bumm then our national anthem wouldn't mention bombs bursting in air but 17 Second class postage paid at Bon:- a blue light special at K- Mart. J think if we got twenty or thirty guys nut there, man. Montana. Subscripllon by mail gave them guns and told them the winner got to have sex with their choice of per year is $18. POSTMASTER. female and let them go at it we would MAKE SOME MONEY and I would Send address changes to The Expo SELL PAPERS!!!!! nent. Rm. 330 S B. ~.Jl01eman. One thing my grandfather said to me before he died was" AAAAAARG H" MT 59717 . ~NY and when I drove the truck off him he also said, ""Tony, J hate your momma for The Exponent is a memiler of the having you, but you better get out there and SELL PAPERS." Montana Press Association and the I've taken that old man to heart and sold newspapers. I've also taken that old man's heart and sold it, but that's another story. My other grandfather died Rocky .Mountain ~ollegiate Pres' / before I was born. and he left something to tell me. He said .. ______Assoctal!on. OeNT re;:;ec;erTe:N"]: ---{fill in blanks), When you get old enough to do anything in this world, there's only one thing a real man can do and that's SELL PAPERS". You can count on gramps. -Tony Mullen June 7, 1985 5
~ Steak House Blume's ''Dick'' released
'BLACK ANGUS~~ by MR. ROGERS wonderful!'' "Gee Jane, what do you suppose it is?" says Dick. Hello Boys and Girls! "Why Dick, I think it S freshly mowed hay!" says Jane.
Today we're going to read parts of the Wasn~ that fun boys and girls? Didn~ you feel like you latest block-buster novel by Judy Blume. were out there in the meadow with Dick and Jane exercising? Are you wet too? Can you say "block-buster''? I am! Good! In the second chapter, Dick goes downtown to have a little Do you little boys and girls read books? Of course fun. Dick just got his weekly allowance. Now you do! And is your favorite book "Dick and Jane'"? here's chapter two. See if you like it as much as I do. Mine too! See Dick. And aren't you just lucky, lucky, lucky! Because you See Dick wi1h a girl. can help me discover if this new book, "See Dick", is Wait, 1hat girl's not Janel O.K for you and your little friends to read in school. Dick'.sfound a new exercise partner. So we're going to look at it and see what you think of it. Her name is Candy. She lives on the 01her side of the boys and girls. before your parents take it far. far away were it tracks. y2 off Well Drinks will never perven your little minds. Candy is a big girl. Shes beef1 around the block all by O.K? herself! for everyone So here's chapter one of Judy Blume's new story, "'See Candy has a job. Her job is to be Dicksfriend. A very good Dick." friend. 112 off ALL drinks including Candy says, "Let '.s go to my house, Dicli:. " See Dick laying in the grass. Dick says, "That's a good idea. Candy. Let's go to your Exotic Drinks if you have See Jane laying in the grass. house." See Dick and Jane laying in the grass together. See Dick and Candy play a game. They are having fun. a DESIGNATED DRIVER Yes. Dick i.Jnd Jane were laid in the grass. Lots offun. Hear Jane grunt. See Dick leave Candy S house. WEDNESDAY NIGHT Hear Dick grunt too. See Mr. Policeman. Wail.' Where is Mr. Policeman taking Hear Dick and Jane grunt. Dick? 9 to 11 Hear Dick and Jane grunt loudly. Very loudly. Dick is doing push-ups. Do you know the name of the game Dick and Candy were Jane is doing pelvic 1hrus1.s. playing, boys and girls? I bet you don't. Maybe you should ~ ~ - See Dick sweat. buy the book to find out what they were playing! See Jane perspire. Isn't this a fun book boys and girls? Well, Mrs. Rogers and Dick and Jane are wet. Very wet. I thought it was fun. Dick smells something funny. In the third chapter. we meet Spot. Dick says, "Jane, do you smell something funny?" - Jane says, "Yes. Dick. I smell .somelhing wonderful! Very SEE PACE lWENTY
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Bigfoot, the ape-like creature that has terrorized the Pacific Northwest for ~ "T~ey said they were l years and made a name for him self in the pages of quality publi going in there with TI cations like the National Enquirer, popped in and out of ~ hundreds of hunters, ~ campfire stories, and appeared in scatchy 16mm footage in many Sunn Classic Pictures, was leach with a gun ... " ~ yesterday revealed to be none other than Tony Mullen. Mullen first put on his Bigfoot costume at an exclusive party being thrown for him by the U.S. to wipe out Bigfoot. with it and told the American public." Department of the Interior among .. They said they were going in there He also revealed the circumstances A rare photo of Bigfoot: now known to be none other than Tonv the redwoods of California. He put with hundreds of hunters. each with a behind his name: .. I had just recently Muh~ . on an ape suit for a few laughs and gun," Tony said. "so I said to myself, swallowed my entire FBI dossier and thus started something that nobody 'Tony. if they find you out, you're a dead that made it hard for me to talk clearly ... will forget. man,' so I came out with the truth." Bob Woodward, one of che two FAMILY HAIR-ITAGE Take a break from your studies .. I was just planning on doing it the At the same press conference in which Washington Times reporters who broke one time,"' Mullen claims, ... but I had he revealed his Bigfoot identity, he also the Watergate story. confirmed Time For a New Spring Hair Do such a good time that I decided to do it came out publicly with the declaration Mullen's "Deep Throat" claim. Perms $20 (cut included) again and again. Then the whole thing that he was the Deep Throat who broke Mullen went on to say to the press, Military $4 got out of hand ." the Watergate investigation story to "I'm sorry I had to de-mystify all these Mullen broke the story to the press Woodward and Bernstein. famous mysteries today. but I'll still be Style cut $5 only after last week's announcement by "Everybody always wanted to know around in the future to make some Yes I'm Still Cutting Hair in Bozeman who Deep Throat was," Tony said ...1 more.'" the famous right wing terrorist group, 587-4247 (HAIR) the Jesus Marines, to establish a posse guess it was just a bout time l came out Now Located in 118 Bobcat Lodge 2307 W. Main
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A stunning advance in pleaded with her husband, '"You medical technology may wouldn't topside the one you lo\'e, soon end the lifelong agony would your Vidal. with his vast knowledge of of 53-year-old Siamese human hair. assured his beloved that her twins Felicia and Yoko hair would grow out in six to eight J.opez, who have been months. But she was not appeased. He desperately pondered the crisis joined at the hair since while poor brave Belle suffered in birth. silence, her hair entangled in a ton of World-reknowned hairstylist spuds. Suddenly. in a flash of inspiration. Vidal Sassoon has developed the Vidal whipped out his pistol and shot his ground-breaking technique that wife dead. will free the hapless siblings from "It was a horrible price to pay.'' he their cruel affliction. said, "but I was hungry as hell. The fries were easy to salvage; I just rinsed them The technique, which Sassoon Belle Sassoon's untimely off." calls "Sassereration,.. was disco death led to a miracle Relaxing with an after-dinner vered by accident when Sassoon's brandy, Sassoon thought of the Lopez wife Belle inadvertently entangled twins, who arc well known in hairstyling Yoko was equally overjoyed. "To future to decide which of the twins win technique ... I'm just an instrument," he , her tresses in the family Cuisinart circles around the world. think, after 53 years, a miracle cure be blessed with a new life. After shooting said. "through which the Lord gives his while preparing Julienne fries for He contacted the Lopezes, who were appears so suddenly." one twin. he will try to save enough hair inspiration to the world."' the evening repast. understandably ecstatic. Of course, one of the twins will have to give the other sister a bee-hive hair Perhaps Yoko summed it up best at a Sassoon rushed to the rescue with his '"Who would have thought a freakish to be shot. but they aren) splitting hairs style. Both women say they've wanted a press conference last week. ..111 be always handy Sasscissors. but Belle, accident like that would be our one sal over the little details. beehive since the 1950s. happy, .. sheexclaimed, "if I can just get fearing for the symmetry of her coiffure. vation." cried Felicia. Sassoon will flip a coin in the near Vidal doesn't want credit for the new this woman out of my hair!"
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TONY IS NEXT LENNONJune 7, 198S 13 iSTRANGEBUTTRUE! Mullen equals John! Amazing true story of newest Beatie! heros of rock and roll," claims television by SAMMY THE SEAL personality Dick Clark. "As a matter of fact, he's the guy who told me to host Tony Mullen, famous 'American Bandstand' out of Philadel world personality, has phia. rather than Newark, New Jersey, been where I was planning on hosting it ... named the fourth Beatie, ONO & TONY? music insiders announced today. Yoko Ono, Lennon's former wife, has He will replace the deceased recently ex pressed to the press her intent John Lennon and allow the fab to remarry. Ono said in a recent Rolling four to finally get back together. Stone interview that Tony had recently popped Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr the big question to her and, as Ono added, "who am I to refuse?" and George Harrison, the other "Tony is Simply the greatest," Beatles' three Beatles, announced at a press drummer Ringo Starr said at the press conference today that they are conference. "I guess he and Paul are expecting great things from Tony. working on some new songs that should "We all think that Tony's talent is be even better that the stuff we were equal to or greater than John's," doing in the '60's." McCartney stated. Mullen and McCartney have Mullen, busy man that he is, could announced that their next album, which not be reached for comment. will be released on their own label, MR. MUSIC Banana records, will be called Let It & Tony. It will contain songs with names Tony didn't enter the musical firma like "Love, Love Mc. Tony," "All You ment from nowhere. Twenty years ago Need ls Tony." "Tony's Hearts Club he was giving history a helping hand by Band, .. and, a song sure to be an instant writing such Beatles hits as .. Help .. and success, "The Ballad of Tony and ··vesterday." He was also the man who Yoko." THE BEATLES, to be run by new member, superstar Tony Mullen, will soon be out with their latest told Dylan to go electric and suggested Beatles' lead guitarist George Harri album, one sure to go down in music history. to Hendrix that he might consider play son said, .. Tony's the greatest thing that ing with his teeth. ever happened to us. Not only that, but ''Tony's really one of the unsung he's a real swell guy." PENGUIN REVEALS SORDID PAST 'Bloom County' star Opus breaks news of his heroin addiction T-shins all over the country. I began to Opus's stare became more empty, his by SAMMY THE SEAL associate with a 'scummy' crowd. I thought balloons came less frequently. Opus's stare became started by getting together with Zippy "'I'd just walk on the strip and stare more empty, his thought Bloom County's lovable the Pinhead to have twinkies and taco down at my feet. I'd forget that millions balloons came less Opus was a heroin addict sauce. It was Fat Freddy's Cat who of people were reading me. frequently. introduced me to hard drugs."' "The needle marks were never a prob for two years, the famous Opus took his first heroin fix in the lem. It's easy for bird addicts to keep penguin revealed last W ednes summer of 1982. It was a hard time for things hush hush because their feathers day. wFor two years I was so him: after Doonesbury took a break hide the tell-tale marks on their wings ... hundreds messed up I couldn't think past of newspapers across the Though physically nobody could country began to carry Bloom County detect anything, some of the end of my nose," Opus told Opus's friends and the pressure was on Opus and all his began to notice. ''It was Snoopy, more the press. cohort~ in the meadow. than anybody else, who helped me to /;, "By 1982, the strip and myself .. It was just too much, all the pressure. kick the habit. were gaining alot of fame," Opus and then. in the middle of it all, I started "Snoopy himself had been an addict h I I . ~ went on to say, "and anything that I getting conscious about the length of my for five years in the '60's. He was saved "The needle marks were never a prob wanted could be mine." And what a nose."' Such circumstances bred in the only by the friendship of his little bird lem. It's easy for bird addicts to keep penguin a need to escape. cartoon animal thinks it wants is friend Woodstock. who held a PhD in things hush hush ... " ... The fixes started coming more often drug rehabilitation something the world can read. "It's counselling. Schultz after that, and with all the money I was originally introduced the bird to the his problem seuled but one mistake convinced not easy being a cartoon animal, of me for once and for all to making now. affording them was no .. Peanuts" strip to help Snoopy over an evening almost cooked it all for him. never go back." Opus says that he feels having your every waking hour put problem." By the beginning of 1983, he come his problem. "Bill the Cat had some scag and I shot it his performance m the strip has inside of thought balloons. wa.s hooked. because what the SNOOPY SAVES hell. I was pretty improved since he kicked the habit. TOO MUCH "'I'd walk. on to the strip from then on drunk and didn' really think about it." "'You can't really be a successful cartoon and !just wouldn' care. Sure, I'd do my "Snoopy became my best friend. He When the penguin finally came to, three animal unless you're always on your "The publicity was getting to be ;oo work. but it just didn't matter. Some guided me over the toughesi times of days later. he was frying burgers in a toes. I learned that. !just hope that other much for me: the snotty-nosed kids, the days I'd just forget about work and withdrawal: like when I'd hallucinate McDonald's in Salt Lake City. canoon animals can learn something long sessions posing for the stuffed Berke Breathed had to write around that I was a marshmallow or an Italian ... "Those three twisted days. which I, from my mistake ... animal artists, having to sec my face on me ... By last summer Opus thought ht: had for the life of me, have no recall of. 14 June 7. 1985
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RECORD REV.IEW, HASN'T Play Million Dollar FALLEN TO TONY YET Record Review guys Jan ,.,,.. ~{or and Archy haven't given up ·~·~-is:· their autonomy yet! and thumps of jazz bumpings and an Jow sisters and brother man/ then take TR &cume occasional soul twist. All weaved this knowledge and with it insist/ together subtly and cunningly into declare yourself an intemationlist! You INTERNATIONALISTS, the latest sec Weller and Talbot leading the social form the STYLE COUNCIL. The ist charge. Yet in the Shout To The Top, STYLE COUNCIL still ocnsists of we're told to forget all of our troubles Messers. Wever and Talbot (for the Jam and .. shout to the top". and the Merton Parkas, respectively) Now wait a minute! I smell a contra assisted by Steve White on drums and diction! And not only in the lyric.5 but in percussion. the music itself. The overbearing jazzy Sty/~ Council INTERNATIONALISTS is not melodies are occasionally interspersed INTERNATIONALISTS merely the latest style council LP. It's a with Beatie orchestration as in A Ge.ffen Records reiteration of the attitude that has pre STONES THROW AWAY. and a vailed on the past efforts of the STYLE direct steal of Ian Drurys blockheads ------COUNCIL. It hits you on the head with style in THE STAND-U P COMES _b_y_c_o_L_T_E_R_L_A_N_G_A_N____ politics, dogma. and pockets full of INSTRUCTIONS. style. It quietly waves a banner that says, Paul Welier stated in a Geffen records 303 N. 7th The usual diatribe graces the back .. we're the young beatniks and we're not press release that this album is THE cover. Complete with liner notes from going to take it laying down ... Rock and roll record of the SO's. I'm no "The Cappacino Kid".(a.k.a. Paul They certainly don,. The protests are expert, but 111 be damned if I can find Weller) "The Cappacino Kid" tells you, layered and spread thick (remember last ANY rock and roll on INTERNA .. upon this record will you find a vast week?). ln the title track: if you believe TIONALISTS! Perhaps Weller should array of styles, ideas, attitudes, and you have an equal share/ in the whole stick to what white english boys arc spirit." It's true. There really is a vast wide world and aU it bears/ an'that your good at. Leave the soul and funk to array of the above mentioned. ~weeks share is no Jess or more than/ your fcl- either r.------1the blacks o' the Talking Heads. Exponent jobs are open for this :CACTUS CONTEST i summer and next fall. !HELD HOSTAGE BY l Rese.rve Your Position I I !ALIENS!Amazing story! I : Latelae.tweeltwhileonaquietfi.shinq triplwascalmlyworltin9 myrodaround!heriverand I · l SUMMER I noticed just up stream there was a large cyhnd rical objecUtlooked like a pin CUllh ion with fifty I I orso lin i!...r.1N • "A leased To Host graduation ceremonies j or: conaaa 011111rs1na JUna 14 2:00 D.m. Ballrooms A, B, C, D cotlaaa 01 Litters I SClancas Juna 15 11:30 a.m. Ballrooms A & B co11aaa ot ll'ta I Arehltaeblre Juna 15 11:30 a.m. Strand Union Theatre collaaa 01 Educauon Juna 15 11:30a.m. Ballrooms D & C For your convenience, all areas in the Strand Union will .....t'>.... be open Saturday, June 15. w~ fromyour"Home Away From Home" ·STRAND UN IQ N June 7. 1985 19 TENNIS TO RULE THEATRE SUB theatre to see dramatic rennovation ! FAMIL Y HAIR-itags IS NOW LOCATED IN THE INN OF BOZEMAN byPffiL DRAMA ROOM 103 The MSU Department 1325 N. 7th of Theatre Arts will soon be Same Low Price $5 Haircuts, $4 ROTC losing its most vital asset, $20 Perms w/MSUID the SUB Theatre. 587-HAIR The SUB Theatre will be co n verted into the four tennis courts that are badly needed by the Depart ment of P.E.. All the necessities and more ..... MSU Boss man William Tietz made the announcement last night in his sleep. "Somebody's got to suffer if we're going to build those tennis courts so I decided to make the Arts suffer," Teitz mumbled between snores. VITAL COURTS C•nned Goods Gou rm et Coffee BBulk Foods The University has long been in Grass Fed Lean serious need of a place for the tennis forward to its new courts. "The possibi not exactly pleased over the announce courts, according to a report from the lies for lighting in the theatre will be ment. "lt'sjust too bad, .. said a member Organic Hamburger P.E. Department. Finding a spot for phenomenal," said a Department of'.he Department's faculty, "but l guess them was one of top University priority. insider. we all have to tighten our belts ... Sale $1.49 Reg. $1.69 "Sports are what campus life is all Until the construction is completed, the WORK BEGINS about," Tietz added. "Plays and things Department is planning on staging it~ e~\ Short term are just a waste of time. Wo rk on the new courts will begin productions in the basement of a local memberships available .. The Theatre Department will have next week. Lex Simpleton, a Civil Engi church. ~ to find another place to stage their per neering student. will lead the construc .. Theatre will never be the same :lt formances. You know. the tennis courts tion as a special senior project. .. l can't MSU."claims MSU veteranactorCoverguy Community Food Co-op won' be played on all the time." wait to get started," Lex said. Davey Dannatelli "l guess 111 have to The Department of P.E. is looking The Department of Theatre Arts was start playing more tennis now." 1011 W . College 587-4039 TONITE! TONITE! TONITE! The Last Bash Of The School Year You saw him in The JUMPIN BLUES - rock n'ro/1- " Blues Brothers" dancing and fun .... Don't m iss Now see him in Bozeman the BLUES BROTHERS look-a like contest between bands. MA TT ''Guitar'' MORPHY With Special Guest June 7, 1985 8 pm The Hyalite Blues Band Gallatin Gateway Inn $6.00 Advance $7 .00 Day of Show An Ear Sport Bozeman Blues & Jazz. K.BOZ production I 11 I\ ' I\// 11111111111 20 June 7. 1985 Dick ------ -----from5 DOMINO'S THE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON Here comes Spot. PIZZA Spot is a dog. Spot is afriendly dog. A very friendly dog. DELIVERS'" See Jane and Spot. Jane and Spot have lot.s of fun together. FREE. Spot has a red tounge. A long red tounge. CALLUS Spot S tounge. Jane likes Bozeman Jone likes tounge. : ' 586-5431 Spot to lick her with his ® 2020 West Babcock Jane likes to play "hide-the-bone" Dom1nosP1zza•wi11 Hours: with Spot. ll11 a m to 1 p m. Sun - Thurs from school ~:~~~~~~ 3Q~.~~les Look, Dick is home or less-and delivery 11 a m lo 2 pm Fn & Sat early. is only free NOW Open tor Lunch Our dnvers carry less than $20 m cash Dick sees Spot and Jane. Jane and Spot see Dick. I LATE $1 00 off any Dom1no·s--, to pla.i --- He likes ,------Dick is very happy. Pizza" ordered I too. I NIGHT betw a fun book. isn't it boys :I :I This really is and girls? So if you can't get it at home. • Nome : have lots :I :J go to your school library. They or fun books like this! L. ------~-":re:.: 1984 ----- Domino's Pizza, Inc~ Ginger decides to take out Mrs. Talbot's flower bed once and for all. TOE 6 023 6 023 6 Q 'ti 023 6 023 6 023 6 023 6 023 6 023 6.023 6 023 6 023 6 023 6 023 6 023 6 023 6.023 6 023 6 023 6 023 6 023 6 023 6 023 6 023 6 023 6 023 6 023 "'0 ("') '".) (\I w 0 pizza. It's a workout that's . by HALT ACK LE loads of fun. • There's the advanced nose It's here -and it's larger pick. which combines all the than life! The Tony Mullen pleasures of television viewing with all the zen of the good old WorkoutBook is the greatest American index finger up the nos thing to hit the world of tril and search around. excercise since the pushup. Then there's everyones favorite, the workout that Tony has named .. Inciting Mullen is a master at taking the Tool," the workout that creates off those pounds. In his best waves of pleasure with just one hand, seller How I Lost Twelve the workout that you always have to Pounds in Five Years he told an clean up after. amazing weight reduction story. Tony's simply the world's greatest stud and it comes out so well in ow he plays upon our emo this, his workout book. It's full tions, making the classic Ameri of color pictures of Tony dem can workout into a religious onstrating his flawless tech- experience. nique on all of his He calls it Tonycise and I call it exercises. ext week: The Art the neatest thing ever. It goes LJnkle11er Workout.· beyond an excercisc program, it out lines a way of life. There's the carbo-lift, which com bines pulling the pull-tab off a bccrcan with your toes with reading the ingre dients label off a box off frozen Mullen's long-awaited fitness formula hits the bookshelves Mullen demon>trates his ne\\-found agilit\ Mullen mirrors his far left pose in an amazing replayt 22 June 7. 1985 ID lfe New lnrk IDtmen Mullen steps in for HARDBACK BESTSELLERS 25% OFF! the Generals' Flutie Put. Our Pub. t)ur (June 9, 1985) -.;n..;FTrTlfl,_; (June9, 1985) FICTIO:-.: Pp ff kT!Cf l!l!i!. ..ew. by IGOR VISCHEVSKI his career was sid e a lined by severe lasagna infection ... lt was horrible a nd Peters $19.95 $14.95 Hold The Dream, Bradford ..... • • .. .. $17.95 $13.46 Passion For Excellence, really hard to deal with ," h e sa id. "It lacocca: An Autobiography, lecocca 19.95 14.96 Generals of the Cider House Rule1, lrvtng ...... 18.95 14.21 The New Jersy . My wife left Choices, Cowan 13.95 10.46 practically ruined my life Jubal Sackett, L'Amour ...... 16.95 12.71 Smart Women, Foolish United States Football League ...... 17.95 13.46 me, the other players wouldn't talk to Chapterhouse: Dune, Herbert ...... 17.95 13.46 My Mothers Keeper, Hyman . .. 13.95 10.46 shocked by the injury to put me on wai\. If Tommorrow Comes, Sheldon ...... 16.95 12.71 Loving Each Other, Buscaglia were me and finally the team . .,,, 24.95 18.71 Thinner, Bachman ...... 12.95 9.71 Mountbatten, Ziegler ...... star quarterback Doug Flutie ers. I decided to stay a way from the Shevchenko 17.95 13.46 The Class, Segal ...... 17.95 13.46 Breaking With Moscow, game for a while and develop my other Hope's Conte11lon1 of a Hooker, during their game Saturday with Inside Outside, Wouk ...... 19.95 14.96 Bob .. ... 17.95 13.46 talents. But now !"pt ready to get back Queenie, Korda ...... 17.95 13.46 Hope ...... the Memphis Showboats, but . 22.50 16.88 into the action ... Lonely Sliver Rain, MacDonald . . 15.95 11.96 The Soong Dynasty, Seagrave ...... 16.95 12.71 their future is still bright thanks A Creed For The 3rd Millennium, Once Upon A Time, Vanderbilt Mullen seemed to radiate confidence, Sllve~teln ... ,. 14.00 10.50 McCullough ...... 17.95 13.46 A Light In The Attic, .. to the sudden return of Tony "I think the big change came when I met Family Album, Steel ...... 16.95 12.71 Courage To Change, Wholey ...... 15.95 11.96 Acro11 Forever, Bach ... 16.95 12.71 Mullen lo pro football. Yoko Ono. She's the one that got me to Glitz, Leonard ...... 14.95 11.21 The Bridge Hofstadter 24.95 18.71 write my fitness book. Since"TheTony Proof, Francis ...... 16.95 12.71 Metamaglcal Themas, "It's great to be back," exclaimed Heart Of The Dragon, Clayre . .. .. 29.95 22.46 the veteran journalist/ boxer/ actor/ Mullen Workout Book" came out, my quarterback at a Thursday press life took a real turn for the better. l feel y more competitivel y than IF YOU PAID FULL PRICE, YOU DIDN'T BUY IT AT conference. "There's nothing I love like I can pla anyone who has ever played the game ... more than a good tussle with the That includes his predecessor, Heis pigskin." man Trophy winner Doug Flutie ... He's ThI~ ~~~9~§~0~E J.I Flu tie, who is out for the remainder of y e yebrov. s." .. fu zz a short wimp with the season with a broken left collarbone, exclaimed the fit r.ess king ... I don't think - lead the Generals to a 10-5 record and a the Generals should'vc had to go look >etond place berth 1n the USFL's East ing for anybody to replace Flutie. It 's ern Conference so far in the season. ································································································································ obvious that the bum's faking it. The Speaking from a reclining position at trouble is, today's players don't kno"' East Rutherford Memorial Hospital, how to play with pain. Why when I was Flutie was furious about the calliber-of playing high school ball back in Mon BOOKSTORE, INC.'S 1985 his replacement. .. What do we need with tana, the coaches never took us out of MSU some movie star from Annaconda?" he the game. My best friend. Eddie Fis h said ... We have a big game with Jack beck. once had to play two quarters with ANNUAL sonville on Monday and I don't think a broken neck. Good old Eddie. Too this Mullen character can pull his own bad he died making the last touch weight. He's been out of the game for down ... he was one hell of a player!"' seven years now. He's so rusty he thinks Flutie, upon hearing Mullen ''i accusa a pick and roll is something you do with tions, was l.ivid ... Faking it! What else your finger up your nose." can you expect from a has-been with a .. ! think Tony is wonh his weight in Lasagna infection, .. he screamed ... He steroids." said General's running back can no more stand in for me than he can SALE Herschel Walker. "Havi:.g Tony on the dance Swan Lake! Just you wait. As team is like having a rocket launcher on soon as I can eat solid food again 111 June 7 thru 15 the field. He can throw as well as any take him on in a one-on-one shuffle Monday-Fnday 7 45-5'15 • Saturday 1O30-4:00 banender I have ever seen. l think we board match. You11 have to scoop him Gradua11on Day, June 15, 8:00-4·00 can chalk up a whole boxcar full of up with a shovel when I'm finish with wins." him!" 20°/o OFF* GENERAL BOOKS • SCHOOL SUPPLIES ART SUPPLIES • GIFT ITEMS CLOTHING• CALCULATORS• TYPEWRITERS STEREOS ETC. • ETC. • ETC. ·sALE DOES NOT APPLY TO TEXTBOOKS. TOBACCO. PERSONAL COMPUTERS. GRADUATION REGALIA, OR A FEW POSTED ITEMS. ALL SALE MERCH ANDISE MUST BE IN STOCK ANO ON THE SELLING FLOOR CASH SALES ONLY • NO REFUNDS • NO EXCHANGES ALL SALES FINAL DAILY DRAWINGS' GR AND PRIZE MAGNAVOX BLACK AND WHITE T v JVr PORT A~ "COMPONENT SYS TE~< I N MSU' EO O~STORE: c UOEl".IT FACUL.TV OWN l!"O S Jcrsc) Generals' quarterback Dou against J acksonl'tllc. June 7. 1985 23 Strike rumors trigger violence .. • · _o,. , .POSITION'OPENINGS ~{ • .. : ~ ... ',•>- ~ . Baseball fans lash out in protest - players retaliate '. ·;;; · :: ..J'l~~~l; .. Wants Yo~ F,;r 1985-1986 A by PINE TAR PEDEROSIAN Student Security Those nasty British soccer Positions rioters have influenced Ameri can sports fans in a most unfor tunate way. In a show of protest ASMSU Student Security provides towards the impending major additional security to students, staff league baseball strike looming on the horizon, big league fans and visitors during MSU, ASMSU around the country have erupted and off campus events concerning in a wave of fan violence. MSU students. The accounts from around the ball parks include fighting in the stands, vendor-tray throwings, spit ting into TV camera lenses and Deadline is June 14 at 5 p.m. actual physical attacks on the umpires and players at the games. Unlike the European ball kickers. Players' retaliation to the recently increased occurance of fan violence the good old American ball is evident. Several Chicago Cub 'outfielders (above) took it into their smashers have taken means to retal own hands in attempts to muffle the uprising. A hapless umpire iate to the fan outbreaks with a little (below) is beaten within an inch of his life in Cleveland. bare-knuckle. ass-kicking behavior themselves. Fiesty firebaJlers such as the Cinci naui Reds' Mario Soto and the St. Louis Cardinals' Joaquin Andujar have dealt with fan violence in stadium box seats by merely letting go with a few stray pitches from the mound to calm some of the wide-mouthed rowd.ies. Outfielders such as the New York Yan kees' Dave Winfield and the Calfornia Angels· Reggie Jackson now have made it a common practice t'> man lheir posi tion with a pocket full of rocks. ··rm not taking any chances after hearing about what they did in that - soccer match.'' said Jackson. ''l'rn plan ning on stashing several of my extra bats along the ou1field fences for some added protection .. .it's like 111 be staning the All the pizza Buford T. Pusser Era all over again," he you can eat for $2.99 added. "It looked like one of those pencil necks in the USFL caps was going to knock down our umpire yesterday,"' Friday Afternoon Club said Soto. "I really need that four-<:yed fat man to call the strikes for me. I had no choice but to throw one down his every Friday from throat:· Baseball Commissioner Peter Ube ASMSU AUTO 3:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. roth, appearing on the Phil Donahue REPAIR show Tuesday. said .. Our players are SHOP~~ ~-- 60 oz. pitchers of beer free to do what they need to do to pro tect themselves and the integrity of the The Student Shop game from the horrors of mob violence. Open Finals Week $1.75 It's getting to the point that the players and the umpires are safer traveling in the New York subway system than they are and Study Break Sun Thurs on the field. I'm afraid that this mob violence issue has quickly replaced The Week After Until 6-21-85. 9 p.m. - Midnight drugs as the number one problem in baseb•ll today." 60 oz. pitchers Angry fans a1 ballparks around the HOURS: country have reacted in rage to the Commissioner's remarks. "l'm very 8:00 AM to 10:00 PM $1.75 worried about a strike and I don't think beroth knows baseball from a wart on Monday thru Friday his nostril," said fan violence leader Vinnie 'the beer wagon· Hendricks of (sorry we wo n't be open Saturday) Cle,-eland. Ohio. "We plan on all out Hours subject to change. attacks on eYer)' guy on the field unul ~ these rumors of a strike are buried. \Ve fans don't want some Q\'er-paid cleat \.\earing goons that don't want to put on \ For More Information or Reservations the show ruining our summer." Call 994-3342 24 June 7, 1985 "GRACE JONES The flamboyant rodel-singer-per Brmer. .. 15 vintage Krond - v11lanous" -Jack oil. Newsweek HAS JAMES BOND FINALLY MET HIS MATCH? For Sak Cll.rpcb to fit Julia Mut1ri •panmcn1 One for For Sale: Dorm fn&. S7l Get 1t nowl 994-4058 CoveJ your eomp\lll:.1, VCR. postage metre. Oalom made bedroom (9XI I~) iwl. S50 S86-S860. covert. R.cpell dust. 5tarn:: and mo151u~ S11or1n1on 8UYOR RENT llXSOu11ik-rloc:atedmG11twayonpm-a1t G\laf1lntttd Call 81oomcn,, 586-4490 MOVING? Why n::nt when you t11n own ro1 less. .s·xs 4 acn: lot TQJ nice for more 1nl'o call 76J..1764 co"c~ utility trailer. SJOO phone 586-4129 For Sak· 197S llitsun pick-up. nitt l<>olong. \o"- 111itca,e. 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Will rent sian1ng July I Need aoc Herman: You tc1lly arc a ·rough• ind tc1dy guy! BVR Congrats to Kay Oec"1 ncu;est Lntllales l.aunc. S1cph. a: be fumishcd Bceauic of lurutcd Rudcn1 budp, -'re Girb Sull Mullen things over' h's your 1an chance v.11h Cheryl!! lookmg for a plaC'C m 11K UOO range. Call Mdisu at 994- •}.Bccrs~aka ~Roscy~ - l.c1's hnc a few on Firday night; Tony.994-46S7 Mil I II 994-2611 Fnday or S87-49S4 any day after Friday. we can grace Belgrade w1th our presence! Lct it he known. ASPUS RULES SHIT DRYERS. lscnuop1c Debey Model for Ylc. Carnot Wha1'5 happemngJune 19th? 0cc·1 BLl'lhday. Be 1urc 1nd efl"k:Kncy. Jg_ A musi for 1hc pcrlcnionJSI RoU bar for MG Call Colk:icn Jl&.6332 bu)'hcrapreient. B D.BestofLuc-kinMtdland.lllm1Mnacho- ~)H~ Well. th11 It the last ~".II-sec ya soon. Love you quancr It's not your fault Thc FDA has detcmuned that Sexy-found me •Job yet'> Ikner Han look1na! always!! es1rogen 111 ncurotoiun ANNOUNCEMENTS If )OU whistle whilc you work then don't mlSS Lonesome The Llconcc Sock Murden are tnJC K•y Ott gives a great b1g thanx to those that helped us w11h JOBS WhtStlc Blow Mon Tues g 00 and 9:30 339 Johnson our philanthropy proJ«i!! Pregnant~ We care The PfC&n'l'IC) Problem Center offC1'S frcc prqnanc") te1'ts. refcrnlt; to 50Clll 5Cr• ICCS. and Con lest. Tum m your gueu 10 111-how old is Dec going 10 SUMMER EMPLOYMENT Guest R1nchloca1cdnu110 Soronty G1rb! I would never poo-poo foo foo I'm for you. mforlTUUOn on posmvc ahcrna11•·cs for )OUJ.nd your baby. be on the 19th' Staymghcre and surc pay 11tcnt1on Thanks for bcmg &ood Bob MaNhall Wilderness needs cookmg. c\canmg.. and Tony994-4657 Call our 2~hr hoilinc 586-94-M. fnemh. Lcti keep 11 that way ncx1 yc:ar S1gncd Off w111ra1 he-Ip C11l {406l 467·2771 or v.rnc Sane) Kt;ck Firemen are always 1n heal! Auguita. MT S94l0 Piny With us-In Belgrade June 191h Bc There1 Welcome to J(ay Ott Wendy a: M1chellc! Lu:oricc Sncl. Murde~ and Lonnomc Whulle Bio" are 3)9 Johnson Monday and Tuesday ai 8:00 and 9:30 is where MOVIE JOBS!'~~ In ~tudio or on locanon. E\cilm& carcc-r bein1 sho1'n '1onda~ and Tucsda~ at g 00 and 9:30 in JJ9 Hey Occ-.,..hal"s your b1nhday wish? Beller have 11 ready Pa1chmo; Just 1hink, once 11-e "'crc pcrfca Htllln.-n. bu1 10 be 10 ICC IWO good ICl'llOr mOVlC$ potential All pmiuons Call 1602).8~6S. C\I. 60 Johnson Be therc or be pu1 in a shoe by the 19lh1 Do you thmk you can blowout allthosccandlcs then through some m1tllldc. out of all 1hc mill10115 and Then- IS a young lady namcd Ott. wh0$t b1nhday 15 on thc byyoursetr. m1lhons of people in the "'orld our ~ths crossed. You've SUMMER EMPLO't ME'\T Bucl.T-4LodJ!c1n B11Sky11 BAHAI FAITH ~~llli made tim sprmg quancr a ipeC"Ull one and 111 mis.s )OU lou 191h She doc.; nO! knov.• of our plans-they will all be taking applicauoM for the fo1tuv.1nJ! posmon< Breakfast LAST C_H.(NCE! Bdorc n's too late. ha•c a pany wnh ii 1h1s1umrntr and ncx1 )CU AirplancJcU}bcan known10 her faM· ,.hollgcttogcthcrforcoffec. Cooki and "11trn)C1'. Sautec and or Broder Cook. Day Al ""c SL! and g1glc and dnnk-of that da1c wc begin 10 panicr' Females rclive your John Belushi fan1asies! Bnng Time Bancndcr. H ou~ d.<:'<'p1ng. D1sh,,.,uh Alaska isn't south lx-hind. Thus Oklahoma. Texas, Montana. rel! you. generalizing from the specific to the at the food service. but as any ex·service California. or Michigan rece1Hd the eco- ~hole population is not valid when a samlc is man will tell )'OU, bitching is the norm many Bitsy gets pitsy too nom1c boun1y of the 49th state. only of unitary size. Just m case that confuses institutional setting. lt 1s also largely mean· Dear Editor. anyone what 1 mean Thus. if any of your readers would like to is you cannot say that inglcss and harmless and is a way of allow· Dear Editor Guy - In the days of Reconstruction after the talk to me about the the opinion of ONE disgruntled resident real world of Alaska, mg people to adjust to communal lh·ing I amanotheroutraged "' Foo-Foo" girl wh Civil War. the people of the Sou1h had a where the largest city is represents the views of A LL the students in now at 250,000 peo situations. felt compelled to wnte to you. Where d term for people like Ned Brandenberger, pte {twice the size of residence life or even a substantial proportion any cit)' in Montana), I am not saying that the residence halls these peolc get off slamming uch great trad whose experience was reported on in the and where an airplane of them. crash 20 miles from should not change but there is no drastic tions like homecoming Royalty and Fra aniclc "Work reaps rewards in Alaska". by that city can still Mr. Hochstem complains that he is go undetected for 20 years, pre and immediate need for such changes. Good and sororities and parades and glcamm Mike Stroup in the June 4 edition. These feel free to call me judged as a dcliqucnt. The only reply to at Roskic Hall. I love the that is ideas such as quiet floors, no smoking or no white teeth even! I love my sorority! and I wl people were called ''Carpetbaggers". They state I came from to continue my studies, '"if the cap fits , wear it, guy"'. alcohol floors etc. should be tried and stick up for its traditions!! Homecoming JU. came to the South. took what profits they and am willing I note with interest the comments to talk to anyone about 1t. about improvements in the fabric and furnishings wouldn't be Homecoming without Royalty! could, and left , leaving nothing but ill will but it will be with the understanding the lack of lights in thecorrido~ of that the pod in of the buildings and their decor arc always mean. this is, like imponant! I look back wit behind. In other parts oft he world they arc they will get the good with which this resident lives. Glenn Lewis quite the bad. welcome. fond memories on past traditions in my so known as "'The Ugly American"... Colon Finally, my ire rightly points out that was absolutely inflamed the design of these The idea of suites docs not appeal to me ority. Like, every year when we all put on m ials", or .. Absentee Tenant Landlords". by Mr. Benson's lights leaves much to be desired and portrayal of the Alaskan that in and 1 am definitely an older student-fast special robes. and our President sacrifices While many of the students of our coun flag. He just added insult to that found in the long term there arc plans to replace them approaching40 in fact. The reason for this is goat to insure a good winter formal {We US< try dream of going to Alaska to make the big the article by defacing but in the short term it should be pointed out possibly the simplest that one of the joys of hving ma hall is the to use small grade school children but no bucks during their summers off. 1 found it and most that most of these lamps beautiful of the state flags (which have been extin opponunity which it provides to meet peo they put fences around the playground! strange that you would interview a person had been designed by guished by the residents a 12 year·old six themselves by the ple of all types- even Mr. Hochstein. The And Frats do great civtc things too! Lik. from Missoula, and not even one of the grader in an orphanage simple expedient of in Alaska). I would twisting the lighting use of suites would make this process more making freshmen pledges eat live goldfi.s many students here on campus from that love to send him to Alaska tubes. The reasons for this to find out what may not be immc· difficult and if I may make a plug for the And you people want to get rid of these grc. state. While I will grant that many young diately the symbols on the real flag mean to the obvious to Mr. Hochstein nor for that R.A."s, it will make one of our tasks-that traditions! Boy, am I miffed!!!!! !!! people will travel to the Last Frontier to find people of that state. matter to me, except perhaps that they prefer of establishing a community-much more Get it together boys! We have to save Ol work, and many do, there are many more a lower light mg level Sincerely for whatever reason, but difficult by building physical barriers to memories. misty water--colorcd memones, who will get stuck or stranded there without J . Kelly Blalock in any group living situation the views of the separate students. the way we were! food, mone)', or means to return "home". Graduate Student, Counseling majonty usually prevail and maybe it is Mr. AU in all I feel that this article has cstab- Sincerely Love & Stuff Mr. Brandenberger was extremely lucky in Hochstein who is out of step and not OCL. lished a vast mountain where in fact only a Rebecca '"Bitsy" McDanicls his finding the work that he did. Prior to my appointment as an R.A., I very small molehill actually exists. As a resident of Ala.sic.a for over 23 years. Mullen gets mauled lived in Roskie and as I am by nature a Finally, a comment especially for Mr. J t 1 t b•t h 3 of those prior to statehood, and 11 since l Dear Editor. gregarious son, I h& 't't"' always interacted with Hochstcin- nothingpcrsona!Todd,honcst! us one as I c graduated from MS U, I have seen what the I refer to Tony Mullens .e.rticlc on OCL's many of my fellow residents and continue to Stan Brown attitude of people like Mr. Brandenberger attempts to attract students to the residence do so. The general impression which 1 gain R.A. I Ith Floor, Roskic Dear Editor: have done to that economy. I have seen halls (Exponent - 06.. 04.SS). from this is that most Roskic residents are I "Ve got one last bitch, and I thought 1 "'outsiders" who had put no time into the I am amazed that such a poor piece should very content with the hall and this is based on better get it out before the year is over. state receiving those SIOOO per week jobs, have been allowed to pass your censorial pen. contact with several hundred people over a Rambo barn bambo Have you ever been in the Crysta while some villages and towns were plagued I am not simply bitching. which could be period of nearly a year not on contant with (Waitasec-stupid question; I know ye with unemployment of locals between 20 considered a possibility aJ I am an R.A. one person at one point in time! Dear Melissa. have.) If you11 examine the jukebox m th percent and 80 percent at the same time. Let me be specific, the- article is based on My overall view of other halls resident's Just yesterday, as l sat in the rain forest. I establishment of spirits. you11 see sori' Then when a boom was over, the carpet· the opinion of ONE resident of ONE hall and opinions is similar and again is based on received my copy of the Exponent, which I instructions and a button. The instructio baggers from out of state would return upon this resident only. As any statistician or mukiplc observations. happen to find to be a very intellectual and read ... Push this button for most popul .. home .. with no thought of the mess left even numerically literate 8th grader would Yes, there is some bitching, mostly direct~ diversified publication ... usuaUy. When 1 read selection on this jukebox. Push 1t again f your first review of my movie, I was dissap second most popular, etc.·· BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed pointcd but not too upset. l realize that some Now, what is this? A simple button? people just don't get into high adventure and convenient option? Hardly. This button excitement. Everyone has their pcrsonaJ the Conformit)' Button. Herc. come he:. BlASED opinion. For example, 1 thought and push this button to be just lilc.eeHryo that '"Terms of Endearment"' sucked. else. Come on-feeling inferior? Push t Then. as I gathered from your latest writ Conformity Button and have your inner st~ ing, that R fan of mine had given you a blast tus raised immediately to c\·eryonc elS> I over the phone. ow a truly intellectual per level. You really didn't want to listen to yo son would have realized that the person on song anyway; you ~ant to hear what e\ the phone simply suffered from an injured ryonc else likes. pride. That is a pride in physical fitness, mas But what if everyone puslicd that butto culinity, or maybe just a pride in his country Then. I guess the jukebox would then ha which seems to have hit an all time low. But to determine what it liked best. D& R Ver did you let it slide? Hell no! You had to Jct the ing would then only have to stock o whole world know about it. and try to make record. They could rule Bozcman's musi1 thi.~ individual seem as stupid and insignifi· taste! Then, the world's! cant as possible. Not only that. but you Feeling bchcr? stooped to acussing him of sexual discrimin· Brad Ku Wlil£ 1lli Wilt. 44ltf C()(.NfY tation. Sexual /lfM:l/lrlfJ - /J€1.T5 airfl discrimination! Do you even mw.'l(/6lfT ~~ know what that means? According to my P.S. I just wanna thank everyone for putti Q< 71£ 5Tlll(~ MP Sfl(fPfl5 soiled b1ood-staincd copy of Webster's Cole up with me this year. Have a steam FalElf!)(. / giate Dictionary, discrimination means: to summer. make a distinction in favor of or against a ~ft;: person. Obviously, somebody was just pissed Gopher a beer, eh? off at you and decided to tell you off. Then you asked .. Would John Rambo tel· TOTHEGLA ephonc someone to call them an obscene Dear Mr. Editor, name because he disagreed with their views? I go '"thwwak!"' upon impact Despite his love for revenge, I doubt it. .. Well I do nasty things to the GLA. I doubt I would either. I prefer a direct and My cousins arc short. long and long tifll honest confrontation. I would simply show J reduce crawling~Oopping and spasms t up a.t your door and blow your fuckin' head minimum. off. l go in nicely but exit olla-podr1 Since 111 be busy over here tyring to win (imbroglio). • the Vietnam War and keeping the native I take no prisoners. population to a minimum, I won't have time I make it easier for my master to ge a ht to write home very often. So I'd like to take count. this time to thank all the American's who I may cost more but I'm damn well word believe in their country and what it stands for. Viva la Hollow Point! Sure it's fine to bitch about it. but 1f you really !MA GOPHA KIL hate it go live in Afghanistan and sec what it's Floyd R Turbo. Pres1d · like to live in fear for your life. And for all of P .. I can hardly ~ait for my day to co1 ' you who enjoyed .. First Blood Part 11'"- BRAVO- and keep that sense of adven ture with you always. Johnny Rambo xponentNational Baseball fans erupt * Twins* face hairy ordeal Pumping* pizza: ; newest fitness craze Book *bonus. Collector's Edition <1..;. ,-. J.N ii • tl"l:'l-nsef"OIOOlll"IOl.OG• " llC!O ' •L:IT >