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Friday, January 21, 1994 Bowling Green, Ohio Volume 76, Issue 82 Woman can attend school Clintons to be Faulkner investigated

by Carolyn Skorneck Fiske said he would not use any enters The Associated Press of the Justice Department pros- ecutors now investigating the Citadel WASHINGTON - President failed Madison Guaranty Savings Clinton and his wife should be & Loan and its links to the Clin- classroom questioned under oath as part of tons' investment in Whitewater a "thorough Development Corp. by Bruce Smith and impartial "In order to conduct a truly in- The Associated Press investigation" dependent investigation, I should of their Arkan- have people working for me who CHARLESTON, S.C. - Shannon sas land deals, are not also reporting to the at- Faulkner walked into a biology Robert B. Fiske torney general," Fiske told a class at The Citadel on Thursday Jr. said Thurs- news conference. and made history. She became day as he was The selection of Fiske, now a the first woman in the school's named special Wall Street lawyer, fits sugges- 151-year history to take a class counsel to ex- tions that the special counsel be a with the corps of cadets. amine the case. Fiske veteran attorney and a Republi- "It wasn't like walking into any The former Republican U.S. at- can. While Fiske was appointed other class, when there are 30 torney said he was prepared to by Republican President Ford to guys in the class and you're the "go flat out," in the investigation. be U.S. attorney for the Southern only woman," said Faulkner, who "It's important for the country to District of New York in Manhat- also celebrated her 19th birthday get this done and get it done as tan, he served mainly under Thursday. quickly and as thoroughly and as Democratic President Carter, "My first day of class went fairly as possible," Fiske said. from 1976 to 1980. well," she said. "The cadets have His appointment by Attorney He declined to say for whom he spoken to me. I don't think I'll be General Janet Reno fell on the voted in the last presidential having any problems." first anniversary of the presi- election. She got a $10 ticket for parking dent's inauguration. in the faculty lot. Faulkner said Senate Republican leader Bob As a private attorney, Fiske de- she thought school officials told Dole said it should not stop con- fended the manufacturer of the her she could park there. gressional committees from nuclear reactor at Three Mile Faulkner, who had all gender their own investigations. He Island in a $4 billion damage suit references removed from her pulled back from earlier calls for and recently represented key de- high school transcript, first was establishment of a special in- fendants in the Bank of Credit accepted by the school, then re- vestigating panel. and Commerce International jected when Citadel officials Fiske said he planned to speak fraud case. found out she is a woman. So she directly to the president and his sued the state-supported military wife, Hillary Rodham Clinton. Republican leader Dole told college last year, saying its all- "I would certainly expect that reporters he doesn't know Fiske, male policy was unconstitutional. before this investigation is over but "people who know him think that I would question both the he is extremely well-qualified, is A federal judge ruled she could president and the first lady and independent." attend day classes, although not that it would be under oath," as a cadet, while her lawsuit Fiske said. Dole said, "Some of the con- proceeded. The Citadel went to White House officials said the servative Republicans have not the Supreme Court to try to keep Clintons would cooperate with been happy with him." They her out, but Chief Justice William Fiske. When asked about the were angered by his involvement AP Photo/Lou Kraiky Rehnquist on Tuesday said she counsel's plan to seek their in the American Bar Associa- could attend classes. statements under oath. White tion's screening of potential Shannon Faulkner of Powdersvllle, S.C, arrives for class at The Citadel, Thursday. Faulkner Is the House Press Secretary Dee Dee judges. first woman In the 151-year history of the military college In Charleston, S.C, to take classes with all- See WOMAN, page 3. Myers said, "He hasn't done it Fiske's Republican credentials male corps of cadets. yet. We'll deal with that when it wont end a GOP push for a con- gressional investigation. More than 100 Officials receive proposal by Leah Barnum die in cold spell News staff writer by Michael Bass ■*■ The Associated Press A proposal by the Ohio Board Ohio Regents implement Voinovich's bill of Regents to improve under- by Leah Barnum vich's proposal, it focused in on titled "Securing the Future," The temperature was 20 below zero in northern Wisconsin; the graduate instruction has just News staff writer some of the major intentions of was released a few months ago, gusts of bitter wind made it feel like 60 below. Toini and Erny Oberg been received that proposal, and is now being Barber said. were five miles from home when their car hit an icy rut and slid into a by University In a separate effort to revise implemented by the OBOR, Since then, another commit- ditch. officials, but higher education. Governor Barber said. tee of the Ohio Board of Re- Toini Oberg was 74 and had undergone heart bypass surgery, but many questions George Voinovlch originally But many faculty members gents, the Regents Workload her husband was older and frailer, and needed a walker. need to be ad- initiated the Managing for the are unaware of all of the impli- Committee, has been devising Mrs. Oberg borrowed her husband's leather mittens, wrapped her dressed before Future Task Force two years cations, or lack thereof, sur- a way to implement the plan in coat and scarf tightly around her, and set out for help. Her des- official policy ago to improve efficiency and rounding that bill, Barber said. all the state universities. tination: their son-in-law's home, 500 yards away. can be made. effectiveness of undergradu- Faculty members have ex- The committee has sent a From the car, 81-year-old Erny Oberg watched in horror as his wife The proposal ate instruction, according to pressed concern that their version of the regents' guide- trudged uphill into the wind and collapsed. demands that Lester Barber, assistant to workload will be increased, lines to all of Ohio's state uni- versities for review and com- Mrs. Oberg died Tuesday - one of 101 deaths blamed so far on the faculty mem- Muego President Paul Olscamp. Barber said. record cold weather that has battered much of the nation since late bers increase About the same time, the bill "Much of the feeling of ment. last week. The toll has been rising daily, even as temperatures edged attention directed toward under- - which demands a 10 percent threat comes from misinfor- above zero and reached double digits for the first time In a week. graduate instruction by 10 per- increase in attention toward mation," he said. After the faculty members of Many have died In accidents on ice-slick roads. Some have suffered cent, according to Lester Barber, undergraduate instruction - The Board of Regents re- all the state universities have a heart attacks while shoveling snow. A few have been killed by their executive assistant to President a was approved by the Ohio vised Voinlvich's plan to better chance to review the proposed efforts to keep warm, such as a North Carolina man who died in a fire Paul Olscamp. legislature. Although it was a suit the needs and purpose of plan, it must be passed by the that began when he tried to thaw his water pipes with a blowtorch Within the next several days, separate action from Voino- higher education. Their report, Board of Regents. The victims include a Minnesota woman who fell as she stepped each faculty member will outside to feed birds; a Pittsburgh woman who collapsed while re- receive a copy of the proposed "[The proposal] puts emphasis ties' definitions of teaching, Many faculty members fear trieving mall; and a New York motorist, caught in a snowstorm, who guidelines to review on his or her on undergraduate Instruction Muego said. their workloads will be in- knocked at a house for help and was turned away. own, said Eloise Clark, vice that is deserved," Hakel said. Therefore, the regents have creased, and even doubled, Hakel With temperatures in some places 30 and 40 degrees below zero president for academic affairs at However, there are many am- decided to allow each of the state said. But the policy should not af- even the slightest exposure can be fatal. The weather Is particularly the University. biguities, such as what consti- universities to implement its own fect the University faculty to any hazardous for people with heart conditions or diabetes or those too The purpose of the proposed tutes teaching and ten percent of plan to improve undergraduate great extent, he said. frail to survive a fall. policy is to strengthen teaching what will be increased. These are instruction - a plan consistent "The practical impact on Bowl- "Listen to your body," said Dr. Robert Posoz, a hypothermia spe- in undergraduate instruction and all questions the faculty mem- with the guidelines to be set by ing Green will be pretty small cialist with the Naval Health Center in San Diego. "If your feet are provide recognition for optimal bers want answers to, according the OBOR In February, Muego because by and large what the cold, or your hands are cold, or you are cold, go inside. You're not go- instruction, said Milton Hakel, to Benjamin Muego, chairman of said. regents will put into effect as pol- ing to beat Mother Nature on this one." eminent scholar of psychology the Faculty Senate. icy is already in effect at this Among the cold's victims: and University representative to The OBOR recognizes the "My hope and expectation is University," Hakel said. a Natalie Beroscak, 81, a retired tin sorter with hip problems, who the Regents Workload Commit- difficulty of finding a unified that all through the process that left her Pittsburgh home Tuesday on the coldest night of the year to tee. The committee is working definition of teaching and formu- there will be full and meaningful Another goal of the proposed check her mailbox. She wore a winter coat, a dress and slippers. The toward actual implementation of lating a policy consistent with faculty representation," Muego policy is to improve the attitude temperature was 5 degrees below zero. the plan in Ohio universities. each of Ohio's 13 state universi- said. toward university-level teaching.

An emotionally battered The high-scoring Bowling Gov. George Voinovlch Lorena Bobbitt lashed back Green women's basketball INSIDE said Thursday former Mar- Partly cloudy and not as at her sexually abusive team will be taking on Ohio ietta Mayor Nancy Hollls- husband by cutting his University and their stingy cold. High in the mid 20s. E ter will be his running mate penis off, her lawyer said in defense Saturday at Ander- Southwest winds 10 to 20 In his re-election campaign. closing arguments Thurs- son Arena. Tip-off is at mph. Friday night, increas- day before the case went to 12:45. ing clouds. Low near 20. □ Page 6. the jury. □ Page 8. NEWS Q Page 7. The Page Editorial The BG !\%ws page two Friday, January 21, 1994 The BG News "A Commitment to Excellence"

Kirk Pavelich Glen Lubbert editor-in-chief managing editor

Julie Tagliaferro Eileen McNamara assistant managing editor news editor

Sharon Turco Micltael Zawacki Scot' DeKatch city editor editorial editor Insider editor E.A.R. to the Ground...

Apparently, Paul J. (You Bunch Of Winter Wuss- es) Olscamp thinks all University students should be renamed either Rocky or Bull winkle. He's obviously deluded himself into believing we'- re living in Frostbite Falls, happy to skip with frozen toes (fingers, ears, cheeks) from class to class, sing- ing joyfully amidst Arctic blasts. Doo-dah. At E.A.R. to the Ground we can't help but feel all warm and oozy inside over the outpouring of concern for students' health emanating from Uncle Paul's toasty office. Heh heh. We knew we couldn't say that with a straight face. BIT...it's just too damn cold In fact, we at E.A.R. Central agree that, like the tin woodsman, our prez needs a heart. So we invite you kids to send paper hearts covered with your warm Before we begin, let us make Vambo Marble Eye to take the one thing perfectly clear -we are stage. It's too damn cold to write. regards for Dr. Olscamp to us at the BG News (A NOTpleased with the newpic- Here's an idea. Remember HEART FOR OLSCAMP, 210 WEST HALL). We'll ture. For the public record, Sam years ago in Doonesbury when make sure he gets your messages of appreciation for DOES have an upper lip, and that reporter guy entered Rea- letting us suffer the throes of frostbitten toes. Mike's eyes DO open all the way. gan's brain in quest to find out Hey, why not? It's campus mail and it's free! C'mon, we're a couple of hot loo- what Reagan knew about Iran- * * • kin' men. We are'. Just between Contra? What could happen if we The only thing colder than the weather in BG this you and us, it was pretty damn entered Olscamp's brain? Would past weekend was the UT student's body left after cold this week, wasn't it? The Sam Mike we figure out why we had classes Saturday night's shooting. kind of cold where you go outside 0 on Wednesday? With that, join us C'mon Toledo. Has your city deteriorated to such a and everything in your nose Melendez Cook as we embark on TTie Journey point that both industry and murderers are taking freezes, only to thaw out all over into Paul Olscamp's Brain. your chin when you go back in- Road salt! Just as we expected. their business elsewhere? side. As far as we can tell, Olscamp's Toledo's new anti-crime motto must be: "Got a We're talking Dakota Cold Which brings us to Paul Olscamp. Whose brain is divided into four main problem? Then take it outside... the city." here, people. Cold that is unfit for brain may be made of road salt, as it too was areas: Besides, guys, the blood stains are spoiling our vir- humans. A cold so very cold that l.Rclations with Faculty. gin snow. road salt no longer works effec- rendered ineffective by the cold on Tuesday Those damn professors. Always **• tively. Which brings us to Paul night. criticizing me. Always making We at E.A.R. think that if it walks like a duck, talks Olscamp. Whose brain may be fun of me. Who's in charge here? like a duck and hangs around other ducks who like to made of road salt, as it too was Hey kids out there in news- were real journalists, as opposed Me! I'm in charge! I'll make'em bonk competing skaters on their landing knees, then rendered ineffective by the cold paper land, if you've had a prob- to two guys in need of a hobby, go to class. I'll show "em. it's probably a duck. on Tuesday night. lem at this campus, for instance, where would we go for Inspira- ^Relations with Students. See Translation: We'll be more than surprised if Tonya Today's Discussion Topic: Ex- your toes are really funny colors, tion? Hmm. To the bars! Relations with Faculty. It's basi- Harding isn't somehow implicated in the sorry actly why were we in class on call Paul and tell him about it. He cally the same thing. Wednesday? needs to know. He may even To the Mike Mobile! Which 3.Relations with Charlie Um- Nancy Kerrigan state of affairs. Her confessing Just to be sure we're all on the spring to action and act on your brings us to Wednesday night at penhour. We were surprised to cronies say Tonya called the ice arena for Nancy's same page... we all know Paul concerns. Sure, it would be the Uptown. Tami's ears are there. find an entire brain section de- practice schedule BEFORE the attack, and promised Olscamp, don't we? University first time in at least four years, So is the rest of her. "Look at my voted to the Channel 11 weath- to lie about why if she was questioned. President Paul Olscamp? Paul but... ears," Taml insists, "Look at erman. But there it was. The Girl, "thin ice" doesn't begin to describe your pre- "So Long As Cold Weather Is The them! Frostbite!" Charlie Umpenhour section of dicament. Only Problem At This Campus, But we digress. Where were Paul Olscamp's brain. Such ob- No Classes Will Be Canceled" we? Ah yes, calling the Prez... The top of her left ear has sessive hatred was found here. 25 Olscamp? Don't bother calling Paul at work, turned completely white, while below zero, what does he know? The BG News Staff 'cause he may not be in. He could her right ear has been overtaken There he sits in his little Weather Well, sure Paul, cold weather be at lunch, or he could be at a by a giant blister. "This is Ols- Center. So warm, so smug, so was the only problem at this travel agency, making reserva- camp's fault, you know," Tami happy. I know he's making fun of photo editor Ross Wcitzncr campus this week. Of course, the tions for another sabattical. So, declares, "You should put tliat in me. The hell with him, I'm send- assistant photo editor Nathan Wallace cold weather resulted in pipes what you need to do is call him at your column." ing the kids to school. Ha, ha, ha, sports editor Mark DcChant blowing up all over campus. home. Make sure you call him at Done. No one else in Uptown ha. assistant sports editor Randy Setter Things are blowing up! C'mon, a time when he's sure to be home. wanted to show us their ears (it 4.Putting Off Retirement Ob- Like when you get back from the was too early), so we go to How- viously, this was the largest sec- assistant sports editor Mike Kazimorc Paul! This can't be good! bars tonight. ard's, where people may be more tion of Paul Olscamp's brain. insider managing editor Joe Pciffcr Worse yet, people's noses are willing. The opening act is play- Also the most used. Some would special projects editor Dawn Keller thawing out in class (and it's ma- Speaking of bars... Yikes! Look ing and the lead singer screams, say overused. We would. assistant special projects editor Leah Barnum kin' us all sick), which is more at this column! We have to write "Here's my impression of every That's it! We're done. Sorry. copy chief Mcridith McCrackcn than we can say for their ears, more? But that's all we really band that will play here later this It's just too damn cold. We'll try toes and fingers. Call Dr. Kaplan have to say - it's just too damn week; 'Hey, cold enough for you?" again next Friday. The BG News Ed itorial Office at the Health Center, Paul, where cold, call Paul. 11mm, we need Memo to ourselves: That was Sam Melendez and Mike Cook he's probably sewing people's ex- more inspiration, and Melrose neat, let's put it in the column. are weekly columnists for The BG tremities back on. Place just isn't cutting it. If we So we mill around, waiting for News. editor 372-6966 Insider 372-6967 managing editor 372-2603 LETTERS TO THE EDITOR assistant managing editor 372-6968 news editor 372-2952 too quick to judge on how much city editor 372-6968 DBA not responsible public entities and several pri- temperatures in Bowling Green vate firms should receive direct the last few days, last night being Bowling Green students can take sports editor 372-2602 for downtown growth credit for most of these recent the worst. We, the students, are the cold and dangerous wind. As editorial 372-2604 business openings. the ones suffering from frost- a president of a respected col- The BG News Presently, the DBA is finaliz- bite, not President Olscamp. I lege, I would be more concerned 204 West Hall ing marketing packets touting find it ridiculous that every about the students' health and Bowling Green State University I believe it is important to clar- our downtown and the city in school in most of Ohio is closed welfare, and I would listen to the Bowling Green, Ohio 43403-0726 ify information in an article general. These will be sent to due to extreme cold weather, parents of my students because, [email protected] printed Friday, Jan 14 in The dozens of prospective firms in while Bowling Green State Uni- as the saying goes, "Father News entitled "City appeals to the immediate area and across versity remains open. Are we knows best." businesses." While the article super humans? Do we not feel the Copyright ©1994 by The BG News. Reprinting of any material in the county. Downtown is vibrant was flattering toward The Down- with an occupancy rate exceed- same kind of wind that the rest of this publication without the permission of The BG News is strictly Carrie Rueckel town Business Association's ing 90 percent. We are working Ohio is feeling? Many of my Sophomore prohibited. efforts in economic develop- from a position of strength and friends' parents have called and The BG News is an independent student voice founded in 1920 and ment, it would be irresponsible look forward to expanding the re- said not to go outside because it READERS NOTE: is published daily during the academic year and Wednesdays in the for us to permit the implication tail offerings in the central busi- is so cold, does President Ols- summer. that we were solely responsible ness district camp listen to the parents? No. I The BG News is under con- The BG News encourages its readers to notify the paper of any for attracting 12 new businesses Jim Tinker just would like to know how we struction. We are going errors in stories or photograph descriptions. to the city in the past year. DBA Director can still be going to classes when over a transition period in Opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of the student Obviously, our efforts are fo- "the real experts" have said it is which we are redesigning body, faculty or University administration. Opinions expressed in cused on Downtown Bowling Does Olscamp feel dangerous to go out and to stay the look of the paper. If you columns, cartoons and letters are not necessarily those of The BG Green, but we also are encour- Inside because our health is at have any comments or sug- the cold weather? stake. I would really to see Presi- News. Letters intended for publication must be between 200-300 aged by the explosive economic gestions on the changes we growth throughout the city. This The BG News dent Olscamp walk around cam- have made or have ideas on words long, typed and include the writer's name, phone number and investment by companies big and I am confused, since when is pus in this weather and have ici- University affiliation, if any. The BG News reserves the right to edit how we can improve, please small is a testament to the vi- President Olscamp an expert in cles form on every part of his drop us a line. any and all letters. tality of the area. However, other weather? It was record breaking body; maybe then he wouldn't be The BG News Headlines Friday, January 21, 1994 page three THEY SAID IT

"Something told me deep down inside, 'You've got to get up. These people aren't playing games. They're going to shoot you in the head.'" Federal Agent Eric Evers about the members of the ITHREEJ a n u a Branch Davidian Break it up ACROSS THE NATION

King pleaded no contest after Students ejected from his Aug. 21 arrest. A breath test movie showed King was driving with a OAKLAND, Calif. - About 70 blood-alcohol level above the high school students were thrown legal limit of 0.08 percent. out of a showing of the film The arrest came two years " Schindler's List" after audience after his videotaped beating by members complained they were white police officers. The 1991 laughing at Nazi atrocities beating came after officers portrayed on the screen. pulled over the black motorist for Tanya Dennis, dean of students a traffic violation. at Castlemont High, said the pu- Rioting erupted the next year pils, who were on a field trip when four officers were acquit- Monday, only exclaimed aloud at ted in state court. Two officers one scene in which a woman was were later convicted on federal shot in the head. civil lights charges. About 10 students yelled "Oh, man! That was so cold!" she said, and were quickly hushed by a teacher. "By no means were they on the Celebrities deal with Nazis' side," Dennis said quake aftermath Wednesday. BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - Car- But Allen Michaan, owner of roll O'Connor may have served the Grand Lake Theater, said his last $6.95 burger. His saloon- about 20 people, some of whom style restaurant is closing after said they lost relatives in the Ho- IS years because of severe locaust, complained they were earthquake damage. "laughing and making jokes "Just the other day, we were about people being brutally mur- discussing whether to put glass dered on the screen." He stopped tops on the tables," said the actor, the film and ordered the students who played Archie Bunker on out. "All in the Family" and now stars Dennis said the school will in TV's "In the Heat of the write a letter protesting the ejec- Night." tion and a subsequent announce- Carroll O'Connor's Place once ment that their class trips are no served up such specialties as the longer welcome at the theater. $6.95 Carroll O'Connor burger with homemade condiments and a $16.95 New York steak, with a baked potato on the side. King fined for drunken Following Monday's 6.6 earth- AP PkMWBarry Swcr l quake centered In the San Fer- Cynthia Geary, center, who plays Shelly on the television show town promoting a charity carnival, called Inside Exposure, driving nando Valley, the restaurant was Northern Exposure, breaks up a rumble between Cralg Vlnton, planned for Jan. 29 at Seattle's Union Station. LOS ANGELES ~ Rodney King condemned. right, and Jonathan Gilbert Wednesday in Seattle. They were in was fined $1,438 and ordered to On Wednesday, he surveyed n .Tform community service for a the damage, pointing to a long WOMAN drunken driving conviction. crack in the ceiling where the Faulkner walked alone through Municipal Court Judge Keith front wall separated from the Continued from page 1. "It's real upsetting for a lot of junior cadet. Schwartz also placed King on rest of the building. 25-degree temperatures and a the guys. But they have enough "She's doing what Is right. I three years' probation Wednes- horde of reporters to Duckett humor, enough spunk, to see it day and told him to attend three Compiled from s toff and wire The Citadel and Virginia Mili- think she's very brave," Fort Hall for her 8 a.m. biology class, through," said John Johnson, a said. days of alcohol-abuse education. reports. tary Institute are the nation's a 75-minute lecture on plant re- only state-supported, all-male production. Cadets watched from military colleges. VMI's admis- the courtyard and the windows of sions policy is also being chal- Stevens Barracks across the lenged in federal court. street, yelling as she passed by. CIIARLESTOWN APTS. Aim X MID AM MANOR • NOW RENTING* Choose from choice apartments within walking distance to campus Summer 1994 and school year 1994-1995.

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STATE FARM INSURANCE COMPANIES Horn* OltCM Bk>om.ng1on lllraa An Equal Oooorlurtty En-ioby** Campus The BG News page four Friday, January 21, 1994 Festival to educate, Student Court Service cases increase fraternity entertain students by Katie Carroll News staff writer sponsors by Melissa Llpowskl believe, Pamela Smitherman News staff writer Event said. It also provides a sense of An increase In the number of cases being appealed by University benefit foundation that ties back to the students has caused a backup this year in Student Court. University students will •Saturday, February 5th community, she said. "There has been a recent rash of cases appealed by the students, so by John Glbney have the opportunity to experi- in Kobacker Hall, The performance should not the sheer number of cases is what Is causing us to be backed up," said News contributing writer ence cultural diversity firsth- Gospel Festival II. be confused with a religious Mark Snyder, the chief of the student arbitration board said. and when the second annual • The festival will be a ceremony or a church service, "Ninety-five to 99 percent of the time, the circumstances for the In an effort to raise Gospel Festival takes place in however, Pamela Smitherman appeal by the students are mitigating," he added. awareness about AIDS, the Kobacker Hall Feb. S. cultural, spiritual and said. social experience. Although many of the cases deal with forgery, harassment and de- service fraternity Alpha The Gospel Festival, also Instead, students should struction of property, the greatest number of appeals pertain to park- Phi Omega will join forces known as Gospel Festival II, • 300 people attended think of the event more in ing violations and alcohol consumption in dormitories and greek with the band Blitzen at the will be a cultural, spiritual and last year's event. terms of a concert, said Sheila housing. second annual benefit for social experience for Universi- • The event is scheduled Davis, the finance chairwoman Part of the problem is that while the court must hear every ap- David's House, an agency ty students, said Christopher to last from 3 to 6 p.m. of the event. pealed case, much of the time there is not enough evidence to prove which serves individuals Smitherman, organizer for the » Admission is $3.00 for "The event is not a church- the accused guilty or innocent. who are HIV positive or event. adults and free for related event and is not a relig- "There has been an increase In the number of Incorrect referrals have AIDS. The performance will not University students and ious experience," Christopher this year," said Missy Alford, the assistant chief administrator. The event will take place only be a form of entertain- children under 10. Smitherman said. "In gospel "Much of the time, the resident advisers issue referrals for alcohol Monday at Mark's Pizza ment, but it will also serve the songs, there is a sense of spir- consumption in dormitory rooms without seeing the student drink the Pub from 9 to 11 p.m. University as a form of educa- ituality, but moreover. It is an alcohol or without the student admitting to consumption," Alford SUBWAY Restaurant is co- tion, Smitherman said. cultures," Smitherman said. opportunity to worship through said. sponsoring the event with "The event could be con- "People can't get to know me song." The court is run by University students and because of the limited the fraternity. sidered a once-ln-a-lifetime without knowing at least a little Approximately 300 people number of hours, the court can only hear so many cases at one time. David's House, located in event," he said. "Many about me or my background." attended the event last year According to the court, part of the reason for the greater number of Toledo, assists more than European-American students For many African Ameri- and an equal response is ex- appealed parking tickets, especially at the beginning of the school 200 clients in Lucas County, never get the opportunity to cans, gospel music has the pected this year, Pamela year, is that the Department of Parking and Traffic has become more according to Betsy Bunner, experience the effects of gos- power to point them toward Smitherman said. strict. program coordinator for pel music." spirituality during difficult "Students who attended the Officials have begun to issue more tickets with higher fines on vio- the agency. According to Smitherman, times, Smitherman said. event last year found it uplift- lations of the literally hundreds of rules they are trying to enforce. The program provides the gospel festival will provide "Gospel music creates a ing, calming and relaxing," Parking in a faculty staff lot has been raised from $15 to $25, while housing at the agency for University students with the source of hope when things are Christopher Smitherman said. parking in a handicap space now costs the violator $50, an increase some clients as well as sup- opportunity to understand how not going well for me," said "It is a fabulous event that all from the previous fine of $15. port services for those still African Americans traditional- Pamela Smitherman, another students should put on their "The ticket fines are still low compared to most places," said Stacie living at home, she said. ly operate in the religious organizer for the event. "I schedules this year." Schroeder, Manager of the Parking and Traffic Office. "It has By hosting the event, Al- community as well as in the po- often find it helpful and com- Admission is $3.00 for adults worked, as we have written less tickets." pha Phi Omega wants to litical, social and economic forting." and is free for University stu- By November 1993, 12,351 parking meter violations had been Is- focus attention on an im- realms of society. Gospel music also has the dents and children under 10. sued, a change from the 14,408 issued by the same time in 1992. portant social Issue, said "This will be a perfect oppor- ability to reinforce the con- The event is scheduled to last Parking officials had issued 7,471 parking violation tickets by Heather Wade, president of tunity to build bridges between crete morals that many people from 3 to 6 p.m. November of 1992, whereas only 6,636 had been distributed by the University's chapter. November of 1993. "We want to open peo- "It has encouraged people to do the right thing," Schroeder said. ple's eyes. With 18,000 stu- "The fines have been the same for 10 years, and then we got com- dents at Bowling Green, plaints from the staff and commuters about the lack of parking you never know who may spaces, so we had to raise the fines because of illegally parked vehi- have AIDS or may need cles." help," Wade said. Attempts to prevent the backup from recurring are currently in All ticket proceeds of the progress. The court has already set up more time in its week to hear event will go to help the cases. agency in nny capacity Laura Yancer, the court's chief administrator, is also working to needed. educate unit directors In the greek houses and resident advisers in "Bowling Green has pro- the dormitories about proper referrals. vided more to David's - Although the court is not short staffed, it can always use more peo- House than any other cam- ple to fill positions in its traffic court or on its student arbitration pus in Northwest Ohio. board. They have definitely been Students need to have good standing and enthusiasm but do not the forerunner in terms of need to be political science or legal studies majors. donations," Bunner said. Bunner, who also teaches an AIDS course at the Uni- versity, credited this posi- tive response to an increase in information and educa- tion on the campus. New Operating Hours "Bowling Green is one of the few schools in Ohio that for Fall 1994 Course Registration offers an AIDS class. They also have a health center that does testing and have a Saturdays, 1/22 and 1/29 8:00 AM- Noom yearly panel of people, [who are] HIV positive, Sundays, 1/23 and 1/30 speak to the entire cam- 1:00 PM - 5:00 PM pus," Bunner said. Clients of David's House Mondays. 1/24 and 1/31 7:15 AM-8:00 PM show a real personal inter- est with benefits such as Tuesday - Friday, 1/25 -1/28 7:15 AM-5:00 PM the upcoming concert, Bunner said. Tuesday - Wednesday, 2/1 - 2/2 7:15 - 8:00 PM Tickets for the concert ALPHA OMICRON PI may be purchased ahead of time by contacting the Al- is proud to present the 1994 officers pha Phi Omega Fraternity Window and HELP-Line (372-7777) will be available or are available at the door Monday through Friday, 8:00 AM through 5:00 PM for $5. President Sharon Raupple •^/Administrative Christy Travis* VP/Mcmbership "Education Jennifer Pecchio Treasurer Angit Schwab undergraduate student government Corresponding Sure lory •Denist Mare 'Recording Secretary Sara, Lang "Hew 'Member 'Educator ■BtAWUiamsen District One Senate Seat Assist«T \\ "Kpthy Schmid Chapter Rf lotions Chairwoman •Rath*) "Bomber I 'rout "Public Relations Chaintjoman Julie Potter "Rush Chairwoman Tina foeppelman Assistants fraceySusong nninSobmon Applications can be picked up in Tracq$cfiitptnbcrg Sr. Tanhttknicktbnic 'He,"Delegate "Katie Shonu Jr. PanheVfnic delegate Vflren Pichltr 405 Student Services today Ritud/Hufads Chairwoman Tanya Thome Schotarsttmjfrdrwoman ■bbie "Wantuck. Social Chapman •Braley w Milligan (Matt Interviews will be scheduled Sisterhood Lisa Pattern Song and Spirit Jen Lafene on Friday, January 21. •Ktystcme AngicDiw Intramurals Chairwoman •HoUyOdarutti Activities Chairwoman Joy "Mentor Alumnae Relations Chairwoman TracySedor •Environmental Chairwoman ^leather Anderson •Philanthropic Chairwoman Cindy "Bialccki APPLY TODAYl historian JiUCamelta If you have any questions, call 372-8116 T\

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A cup of joe and a good book Advice given for harassing calls

by Tara Stubbs News staff writer Harrassing Phone Calls Aggravation sets in when the phone rings and the caller will not speak or when the only sound • Say hello only once. coming from the other end is w Do not talk or listen. It does • heavy breathing. Most everyone has had a har- not help to ask "Who is this?" j rassing phone call at one time or v Hang up gently. If you slam • another. Most people either ig- down the phone, the caller is nore the call or do not know who made aware of aggravated to turn to in order to correct the feelings. problem. However, there are several places to turn if trouble • Keep a log of the dates and : persists. limes of the calls. If the receiver of the calls • Call Public Safely. They j wants to try to deal with the cal- ler first, then the University have tracing equipment that can : police offer several answers. determine the exact source of : According to a written state- the call. • ment issued by University police, the answer to annoying phone University police encourage dis- calls is to just hang up. Refusing gruntled telephone users to press to stay on the line with an un- charges when the identity of the wanted call is the best way to caller is discovered. If charges deal with the problem. are not filed, the caller will gen- Obscene callers are looking for erally be sent to Standards and a reaction so the best advice is Procedures. refusing to give them one. There is help for people who Threatening calls should be re- live off campus as well. Assistant ported immediately to the police. Police Chief Captain Thomas Vo- Sales calls should be handled by tava said if prank calls become The BG Newt/Ron Wellincr saying "No thank you, I am not too much of a problem, the police Students (from lefDBonnie Armstrong and April Yancer are book shops have become quite popular in the BG area. interested," and then by hanging department should be informed. "just studying" at Cosmo's coffee shop on Wooster St. Coffee and up. Votava said police will give out Public Information Officer forms which enable calls and Barb Waddell said any prank call times of the calls to be kept in a is one too many. She said threat- log. With request from the vic- ening phone calls are the most tim, police can request that GTE serious. place a trace on the phone. "If the prank caller threatens He said if the call is one which anyone, campus police should be threatens physical harm or loss notified immediately," Waddell of life, GTE would still trace the said. call but would change corre- BGSUAnswers to important student questions Waddell said the University spondence with the police de- police has someone who in- partment from mail to telephone. 1.) I plan to graduate in May. Is Dear Star-90 Requester: ing Algebra I & II and Geometry) of deficiencies. Therefore, it is vestigates harrassing calls and Votava said that as caller I.D. it true that I must complete an So glad you asked! The last day □three years of science (in- extremely important to contact works to solve the problem with becomes more affordable, more application form? to request your Fall class is cluding 2 labs) your adviser for all the details. employees at telecommunica- people will be able to purchase it. Dear I'm "Almost Outta' Wednesday, Feb. 2, but do it now Othree years of social studies 5.) At the end of Fall term I was tions. She said there are a num- He believes caller ID. will help Here": so you don't forget. See page 62 ."Jtwo years of the same foreign put on probation and I need to get ber of options and he will pick cut down on the number of prank Most certainly! the deadline of your Schedule of Classes! language some help on how to study and decide. calls because it records what for applying for May graduation 3.) I've been told that I have ar- Gone year of visual or per- smarter and quicker. Where may Waddell said telephone har- number the phone call comes Is today, Jan. 21. Pick up the ap- ticulation deficiencies. Why do I forming arts I go? rassment is the second leading from. plication at your college office or have them? 4.) How do I remove deficien- criminal activity which occurs on Registration and Records and re- Dear Why's Guy: cies? Dear U.R. Wise: campus. If victims want to handle the turn It to your college office. Articulation deficiencies exist Dear Make-up of the missed: The Study Skills Lab in 213 "We have an average of 130 problem without speaking to the 2.) I hear that it is already time If you did not take the following You must take University Moseley Hall is Just the place for cases a year," Waddell said. One police, they have the option of to request my classes for Fall In high school: courses In the area of your defi- you. Tutoring help Is available as option available is having the having the phone number 1994. When is the last day 1 can Of our years of English ciencies. Requirements vary ac- well as tips on study habits and phone call traced. Campus changed. do this? Othree years of Math (includ- cording to the number and type test taking. phones are set up so that tele- communications can find out who "The first time a telephone is making harrassing phone calls. number change is requested due Waddell said it takes a lot of to harrassment there is no Local man time and energy to investigate charge," a representative from Hospital offers HIV, harassing phone calls. She said GTE said. charged uno uno uno uno uno uno uno AIDS training course for murder [Interested in being on one of these| Homecoming '94 committees? by Tim Quick by David Coehrs Burns, spokesman for The formation in a sensitive man- King and Queen News staff writer Wellness Center. The center is ner to diverse audiences. He News staff writer co-sponsoring the course. said participants will learn to Parade Wood County Hospital is All participants completing give appropriate responses to A West Millgrove man, ac- Week's Activities offering University health and the course receive instructor tough questions about the top- cused of beating his wife and Publicity education majors the opportu- certification in HIV and AIDS ics. children with a claw hammer was indicted by a Wood County grand Merchandise/Sales nity to receive training as in- training. Burns said. [The course] really is neces- Bonfire/Pep Rally structors in current HIV and The 16-hour course will be sary so that people keep up-to- jury Thursday on murder and as- AIDS information. presented by trainers certified date, and it helps a lot toward sault charges. Spirit A course designed to provide in HIV and AIDS instruction, their training," he said. Phillip C. Sharp was indicted on a murder charge in connection If so, attend the first mtg. Jan. 26th instruction for educators and he said. Burns said the course ,7 p.m. 200 Mosley health care professionals will usually is offered each semes- While the course is designed with the beating death of his be offered in two parts by The ter, and a prerequisite AIDS for educators, health care 18-month-old son Travis, and on two counts of felonious assault Greater Toledo Area Red Cross 101 course is recommended. professionals and students in- against his wife Sherry, 27, and Call 2-2343 for details on Jan. 22 and 29, 8:30 a.m. to The course is limited to 20 per- terested in those fields, every- 5:30 p.m. sons and has a $50 fee which one is welcome to attend, he the Sharps' 6-year-old daughter, uno uno uno uno uno uno uno Ashley. Participating students will includes an extensive refer- said. learn to present factual infor- ence manual, he added. Bums Sharp allegedly beat his wife mation concerning HIV infec- said the course will offer train- Additional information may while she slept early on the morning of Jan. 12, before he re- tion and AIDS to groups and ing in presenting accurate and be obtained by calling communities, according to Phil 353-0160. portedly attacked his two chil- up-to-date HIV and AIDS in- dren. Travis Sharp died later at WANTED Fostoria Community Hospital. Looking for young men who seek to make life long WANTED: Director of Public Relations Rent Now For Fall 1994 friends, want a positive COLUMBIA COURT college experience, willing Serve as Mason between to experience new ideas the organization and APARTMENTS the media and points of view, and is I Mil K i. K Mil Ml B.G.'s Newest Apartment Complex| • Design advertisements s"l,IN «»™»si Close to B.G.S.l! always willing to extend the • Write press releases Features; fair hand of justice. 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announces law for such a stand. said. The Associated Press when the contempt ruling would expire. Abraham appealed that ruling Richards argued that Rosen- WARREN, Ohio - A newspaper Abraham's lawyer, Charles to the 11th Ohio District Court of baum had no further need for running mate reporter refused to testify as Richards .said there was no limit Appeals, which rejected her ap- Abraham. He also said Rosen- part of a grand jury investigation on how long the grand jury could peal. She has asked the court to baum misled the court when he reconsider the appeal. told Stuard he needed her testi- The Associated Press Wednesday and was put in jail. stay in session. Lisa Abraham of the Tribune Janet Tebben, a Tribune Chron- Richards said Ms. Abraham mony for indictments against MARIETTA, Ohio - Gov. "In particular, Nancy Chronicle said at a hearing in icle reporter, said about 10 to IS also had asked the Ohio Supreme County Engineer James Flor- George Voinovich said Thurs- Hollister has special Trumbull County Common Pleas members of the newspaper's Court to hear the case, but the enzo. day former Marietta Mayor Court that she chose to go to jail staff held a candlelight vigil for court refused to consider it. "I understood that the grand Nancy Hollister will be his eyes for the issues rather than obey Common Pleas about 30 minutes outside the jail Abraham told Stuard that she jury had finished with the Fior- running mate in his re-election and challenges Judge John Stuard's order that Wednesday night. would continue her refusal to tes- enzo aspect of its investigation, campaign. facing working she testify. The grand jury was Stuard had found Abraham in tify as long as necessary. and if that is so, then my client's Hollister, 44, a Republican, investigating a criminal case in- contempt on Oct. 29 when she re- "This goes against everything I testimony would not be needed," is director of the Governor's families, local volving the county engineer. fused to testify after being sub- stand for morally and ethically," he said. Office of Appalachia. government and Stuard found Abraham, 30, In poenaed by special prosecutor she told the judge. Rosenbaum has said more She was chosen to replace civil contempt and ordered her to Jonathon Rosenbaum. Stuard said he had no choice charges could come against Flor- Lt. Gov. Mike DeWine, who is rural Ohio." jail. She faces no criminal Abraham argued that report- but to order her arrest. enzo and that he needed Abra- running for the U.S. Senate. If Gov. George Voinovich charge. ers should not be brought into in- "The bottom line is the subver- ham to testify. Rosenbaum could elected, she would become the She could remain in jail until vestigations, but Rosenbaum and sion of the process that each of not be reached for additional state's first woman lieutenant the grand jury is dismissed, Stuard said there was no basis in us Is required to abide by," he comment Wednesday. governor. "After it was all said and Voinovich, who is seeking a done, it turned out that the second four-year term, is first person I talked to about unopposed in his campaign for the job was also the last," he Panel talks of improving prisons the GOP nomination in the said. May primary. by Carolyn Plone committee appointed by Gov. bolting beds to floors and walls "We have to look at the menta- Voinovich said Hollister's Hollister said she looked The Associated Press George Voinovich to study prob- and installing electromagnetic lly ill as a very special problem," management experience and forward to the campaign. lems in the state prison system. locking systems so guards would Griffin said. background of working in COLUMBUS - A member of a The two testified before a not carry keys. He also said the state should rural Ohio made her the best "Today marks the beginning governor's committee and an in- House-Senate committee in- Griffin said the task force had develop programs to keep in- candidate. of a unique partnership. Our mate advocate on Thursday gave vestigating the causes of the identified five major problems mates busy, but first should "In particular, Nancy Holl- partnership will be a balanced a legislative panel different 11-day riot at the Southern Ohio within the system: crowding, in- focus on overcrowding. ister has special eyes for the one, characterized by diver- views on how the state should Correctional Facility. One guard mate idleness, substance abuse, "We need 4,000 or 5,000 beds to issues and challenges facing sity and experience," Hollis- improve its prison system. and nine inmates were killed in mental illness and gangs. bring the system to a manageable working families, local ter said. But Judge Burt Griffin and the uprising, which ended April He said the committee found level," he said. government and rural Ohio," lawyer Niki Schwartz agreed 21. an increasing number of menta- Schwartz said the state must do Voinovich said in his announ- Others running for governor that mental illness and over- The cost of repairs and securi- lly ill criminals entering the a better job of preparing cement at Washington State are state Sen. Robert L. Burch, crowding were two major prob- ty improvements at the prison prison system instead of state prisoners to re-enter the world. Community College. D-Dover, who is unopposed in lems. will be about $25 million, hospitals. "Work training is available to Voinovich said he con- the Democratic primary, and Schwartz worked with inmates Reginald Wilkinson, director of He said the state should focus only 2 (percent) to 3 percent of sidered a number of qualified former Ohio State Fair Direc- to negotiate an end to the April the Ohio Department of Rehabili- on treatment programs for the inmates," Schwartz said. "These Republicans for the job before tor Billy Inmon, an independ- prison riot at Lucasville. Griffin, tation and Correction, told the mentally ill and for inmates with guys get out, and when they get choosing Hollister. ent. a Cuyahoga County Common committee. drug addictions and emotional out, they're a worse threat than Pleas judge, is a member of a The improvements include problems. they were when they went in." HOME FALCON HOCKEY FRIDAY & SATURDAY vs. LAKE SURPERIOR! M Help the Falcons get back on track and beat Nationally-Ranked LSSU! 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Walk-ins accepted! Come to 28 West Hall, 10 a.m.-1 p.m.;2- 6 p.m. All Majors Welcome National The BG News Friday, January 21, 1994 page seven Arguments come to close in Bobbitt case byAnneGearan The Associated Press "I can think of no greater Bobbitt told police three provocation than the act of times shortly after the attack MANASSAS, Va. - An emo- rape," he said. "To rape a that she was angry at her hus- tionally battered Lorena Bob- woman is not only a violation of band. "There is no hesitation bitt lashed back at her sexually the body.... It is a direct attack here. She tells him she cut him. abusive husband by cutting his on the emotional structure that She tells him why she cut him," penis off, her lawyer said In holds a woman together." O'Brien said. closing arguments Thursday Bobbitt contended that years Earlier, Howard argued: before the case went to the of physical and sexual abuse "This girl was crumbling. She jury. drove her into mental illness, was falling apart. She was fall- The prosecutor conceded and an "irresistible impulse" to ing to pieces." Bobbitt was abused during her harm her husband. She said she four-year marriage, but said acted after Bobbitt returned she attacked her husband in "a home from a night of drinking "I can think of no calculated and malicious act of and raped her. Her lawyers are greater provocation revenge." trying to prove that she's inno- The jury of seven women and cent because of temporary in- than the act of rape. five men began deliberating sanity. To rape a woman is Thursday afternoon after sev- Prosecutor Mary Grace O'- en days of testimony. It had to Brien countered that Bobbitt not only a violation of decide whether Bobbitt acted suffered violence in her mar- the body. It is a direct in willful, malicious anger riage but there was no "reign when she mutilated her hus- of terror," as her lawyers attack on the band, or whether she snapped characterized it. emotional structure under the pressure of years of She said the defense tried to physical and sexual abuse. focus on the couple's troubled that holds a woman Bobbitt, 24, faced up to 20 marriage rather than the together." years in prison and deportation crime, and the self-defense or Blair Howard, Lorena to her native South America if legal insanity arguments failed convicted of maliciously to hold up. Bobbitt defense attorney wounding her husband. Judge Bobbitt couldn't claim self- Herman A. Whisenant Jr. told defense because her husband Bobbitt, 26, whose penis was jurors they also could consider was asleep when she mutilated surgically reattached the same a lesser charge of unlawful him, and she couldn't claim in- day it was cut off, was acquit- AP Pholo/Nancy Andrtwi wounding, which has a maxi- sanity because she knew im- ted in November on a charge of Prosecutor Mary Grace O'Brien gestures as she gives her closing argument in the malicious wound- mum penalty of five years in mediately afterward what she marital sexual assault and tes- ing case of Lorena Bobbitt at the Prince William County Courthouse In Manassas, Va., on Thursday. prison, or find Bobbitt inno- had done, the prosecutor said. tified three times during his cent. wife's trial, denying he ever stand for a final time to deny Bobbitt said she would take "Yes, sir," she said. In closing arguments, de- "It is common sense, I abused her. The Bobbins are she ever threatened to cut off such action if she found out her A psychologist who exam- fense attorney Blair Howard suggest to you, what somebody seeking a divorce. her husband's penis if he husband had an affair. ined Bobbitt at the court's maintained that John Bobbitt relates immediately after the cheated on her. request testified that she expe- raped his wife in the early offense is the most accurate Testimony in Bobbin's trial Connie James, a former co- "Are you still denying that rienced "an impulse of anger ' hours of June 23, shortly be- reflection of how they felt," wrapped up earlier Thursday worker with Bobbitt at a nail you made that statement?" and was in control when she fore she severed his penis. O'Brien said. with Bobbitt taking the witness salon, testified Wednesday that Howard asked his client. mutilated her husband.

Buildings found unsafe Do you want to know how to turn this into Join &J?s¥9) for a course in Californians worried about returning to homes $7: under 21 $15: 21 and over Mixology by Fred Bayles Session 1: Jan. 31, Feb. 7 & 14 Sign up in UAO office The Associated Press when ISO patients were transferred from St. by Jan. 27th John's Hospital, a Santa Monica landmark favored Session 2: Fab 1,8 A 15 LOS ANGELES - Scores of building inspectors by such Hollywood stars as Elizabeth Taylor, Mi- Times vary per day fanned out over a jittery city Thursday and found chael Jackson and Jack Nicholson. Call 2-2343 for details hundreds of homes and offices made unsafe by The patients were sent to other hospitals Thurs- this week's earthquake and powerful aftershocks. day on orders from state inspectors examining the "We're finding the damage is not Just concen- building for structural flaws. Another 150 patients trated in areas near the epicenter. It's spread to were previously discharged or transferred after parts of the central city," said Nick Delli Quadri, Monday's quake. JOHN NEWLOVE REAL ESTATE senior structural engineer at the Los Angeles De- Hospital spokesman Gary Miereanu said the partment of Building and Safety. complex's north tower "took the brunt of the dam- SUMMER & FALL RENTALS Delli Quadri said his department is receiving up age." to 300 calls an hour from homeowners and apart- "To us it looked pretty bad," he said. LARGE ASSORTMENT OF ment dwellers worried about returning home. Delli Quadri said 4,000 buildings had been in- Building inspectors from San Francisco and San spected by the end of Wednesday and 250 build- HOUSES, DUPLEXES, & APARTMENTS Diego were brought in to meet surging requests ings had failed inspection. for home inspections. He estimated it would take weeks just to check over 500 units with SUPER locations "Our concern right now are the occupants of the tens of thousands of structures in the city of 9 month, 12 month, and Summer Leases Available buildings who don't want to go home until they are Los Angeles alone. First priority goes to public inspected," he said. "We want to get them in their buildings like hospitals and fire stations. In- STOP IN TO 319 E. WOOSTER FOR A BROCHURE OF COMPLETE homes before it rains." spectors also must respond quickly to citizen DETAILS AND SPEAK WITH OUR FRIENDLY STAFF. A series.of rainstorms was predicted to hit this requests for checks of their homes. weekend, raising officials' fears about the The demand for safety checks was complicated JOHN NEWLOVE REAL ESTATE 319 E. WOOSTER thousands of residents camping in parks and shop- by waves of aftershocks that often require reins- ping mall parking lots. pect ions of weakened buildings. U.S. Housing Secretary Henry Clsneros said "It's a horrendous job, working dawn to dusk," 354-2260 damage to residential buildings appeared to be Delli Quadri said. more severe than first thought. Beyond safety, the inspections are seen as a key (ACROSS FROM TACO BELL) "I think this is a bigger housing problem then we part of returning the city to normal. The green in- envisioned," he said in an ABC television interview spection tag, certifying a building as safe, has be- Thursday. "When you fly over It, you really can't come a talisman for residents. see the problem. But then you get down on the road Buildings are "red-tagged" if judged unsafe or in front of the house and you see that it's fallen even for entry.-A yellow tag permits limited entry, off Its foundation and it is completely unsafe and is but no habitation, until repairs are made. going to have to be demolished.... At an emergency center in Van Nuys, Ybette "I drove through this community of San Fer- Davis filled out the paperwork requesting an In- nando last afternoon and every third house has spection of her apartment building. While building III' tlhlllllllllllilll' major structural problems and it's really serious." M management said the building was safe, she had The safety problem was highlighted Thursday her doubts. THE FALCONS PLAY AT HOME THIS WEEKEND! FRIDAY & SATURDAY SATURDAY 7 PM@ ICE ARENA 12:45/3:00 PM @ ANDERSON ARENA _ HOCKEY VS. BASKETBALL LAKE SUPERIOR VS. OHIO HELP THE FALCONS GET BACK ON TRACK IN THE CCHA HELP THE FALCONS KEEP THEIR WINNING BY BEATING NATIONALLY-RANKED LSSU! STREAK ALIVE AT "THE HOUSE THAT ROARS!" COME CHEER FOR BEAT THE LAKERS! THE HOME TEAM! BEAT THE BOBCATS! Sports The BG News page eight Friday, January 21, 1994 First place on line at Anderson Women are half-game Surprising men face Mr. Trent and company behind Lady Bobcats by Mike Kazlmore against Ohio might be a different Falcon record to 9-4, but even MAC's best defensive squad. assistant sports editor by Jamie Schwaberow Michelle Shade, a junior for- story. more Impressively they now The Falcons have ridden the ward for the Falcons, is coming After Wednesday night's vic- stand tied with Miami for first great play of their defense dur- News sports writer It's hard to single out any one off a 28-point career-high per- tory at Western Michigan, BG place in the league with a 4-1 ing their three-game conference contest as being a "big" game sophomore forward Shane Ko- mark. winning streak. The high-scoring Bowling formance against Western Mich- only three weeks into the season. Green women's basketball team igan on Wednesday and will be mlves already had his sights set "We can celebrate all the way During the streak, BG has shut However, Saturday's game will be taking on Ohio University going up against Holly Skeen, on OU. The win improved the to Bowling Green but once we down the opposition's leading and their stingy defense Satur- Ohio's leading scorer. step off the bus we're going to be scorer in every contest. Against day at Anderson Arena. They are both from Canal Win- ready to go," Komives said. "I Ball State. Je^rmal Sylvester was Tip-off is at chester which is a small town can't wait to play OU - our whole held 13 points under his average 12:45. southeast of Columbus. Clark team is really excited to play as BG narrowly escaped Muncie, The Falcons said "it is kind of like a neigh- them." Ind., with a one-point victory. are averaging borhood spat." Why all the excitement and an- Then, during the Falcon 74-59 79.3 points per Another interesting matchup is ticipation? thrashing of Miami, Landon That question can be answered game thus far BG's starting point guard Susie Hackim, who entered the game and are led by Cassell and OU point guard Kim in two words - Gary Trent. averaging over 20 points per Trent, last year's MAC Fresh- senior Talita VanKannel. contest, was held to a mere three. man and Player of the year, en- Scott with 18.9 Cassell and VanKannel started Finally, In BG's victory over points per together for Pickerington High ters Saturday's contest with a WMU Wednesday, the Falcon MAC-leading 24.9 points-per- game, which is School when Cassell was a senior defense on All-MAC performer game average. second in the Shade and VanKannel was a sophomore. Leon McGee proved to be a key The whole Bobcat offense re- Mid-American Conference. Now they are playing against ea- to their victory. Although McGee volves around Trent as eviden- The Bobcats, however, are ch other as a senior and a sopho- was still able to score 21 points, known for their defense. They ced by the fact that he has led his he struggled throughout the sec- more in college. team in scoring in all but one of are only allowing 62.8 ppg, which ond half as he and his team The starters for the Falcons its games - during which time leads the league. slowly watched BG take control will be Shade, Scott. Cassell, OU has complied an overall re- The Bobcats enter Saturday's Tangy Williams and Sharleen of the game. game with a 5-0 league record Hooper. The Bobcats will most cord of 10-5, including a 3-2 mark However, there is one big dif- and are tied with Toledo for first likely be starting Skeen, Van- in the conference. ference in guarding Trent. place. BG is 4-1 and can form a Kannel, Terra Petty, Bonnie "They have the best player in Where the other three players three way tie if they beat OU and Owens and Kenyetta Borden. the league," Komives said. "See- that BG shut down were per- Toledo is beaten by Miami. "The keys for us are to execute ing him [Trent] in the paper say- imeter players that the Falcon "OU comes in tied for first good in our own way, to apply a ing that all of these Big Ten guards checked, Trent is an in- place. That is a good situation for lot of pressure and to rebound schools want him just makes us side player. any team to be in and we will good," Clark said. "Because we want to play him." The bulk of the burden in try- have to work hard to up end are a bit stronger and bigger in Playing him is one thing, but ing to stop Trent will probably them,"BG coach Jaci Clark said. some positions." stopping him could prove to be a bit more difficult - even for the See SURPRISING, page eleven. 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Men's Basketball Women's Basketball Falcons Bobcats Falcons Bobcats Scoring: 70.9 ppg (7) 78.4 ppg (3) Scoring: 79.3 ppg (4) 66.2 ppg (6) Scoring Margin: +7(4) +9.3 (2) Scoring Margin: +6.5 (3) +3.4 (5) FG%: 46.8% (5) 45.9% (7) FG%: 45.2% (2) 38.9% (8) 3-Pt. FG%: 32.4% (8) 38.5% (5) 3-Pt. FG%: 33.9% (4) 23.2% (10) FT%: 68.5% (4) 69.8% (3) FT%: 74.4% (1) 73.0% (2) Pts. Allowed: 63.9 ppg (1) 69.1 ppg (6) RETURNING THE FAVOR: Navy's Larry Green (25) goes over Pts. Allowed: 72.8 ppg (7) 62.8 ppg (1) FG% Defense: 43.1% (4) 40.3% (3) the top of Ohio's Ryan Greenwood (43) In an early-season game. FG% Defense: 45.5% (9) 39.3% (1) Reb. Margin: +3.8 (4) +7.8(1) Bowling Green will host Greenwood, Gary Trent and the rest of Reb. Margin: the Bobcats Saturday at Anderson Arena at 3 p.m. -0.9(6) -2.1 (7) BG looks to regain lost ground Crosstown rivals

by Brian Mart Computer Rating. at 2.53. points, respectively. feud on, off court News sports writer Last week, the Lakers earned "They forecheck very well and three out of a possible four points play strong in the center zone," Freshman goaltender Bob i The Associated Press yelling back towards the court as The Falcon hockey team has a from last place Ohio State. In the York said. "They take away a Petriecontiniues to have a stellar j they headed for the locker great opportunity to help itself tie game, the Lakers managed to little bit of your offense by keep- campaign. His goals against CINCINNATI - They've coex- rooms. regain some lost ground in the score two late goals with the goa- ing the puck in your own zone average of 2.31 in the conference isted peacefully, if not pleasant- It escalated in the second half. Central Collegiate Hockey Asso- lie pulled to force the stalemate. and by playing tight in the center is second only to Lacher. Petrie's ly, for years: Bob Huggins re- At one point, the two coaches ap- ciation standings this weekend Offensively, LSSU is led by zone." play has kept the Falcons in vir- turning Cincinnati to basketball peared to be yelling at each other when the Lake Superior Lakers centers Clayton Beddoes and The Falcons have been led - tually every game despite the prominence on one side of town, from their benches. Finally, roll into town for a two-game se- Wayne Strachan and wings Sean both offensively and defen- team's scoring drought, and ap- Pete Gillen keeping Xavier's there was the handshake snub. ries. Tallaire and Kurt Miller. Tallaire sively - by senior tri-captain Jeff pears to be a lock for the CCHA name alive on the other. "I was upset," Gillen said. "If The struggling Falcons are leads the team in goals (12), as- Wells. The defenseman has all-rookie team. Oh, sure, there have been I'd have lost, I would have shaken currently in fifth place in the sists (17) and points (29). played stellar defense this strained moments when it's clear hands." iCCHA with a 8-5-2 conference The man between the pipes for season and currently leads the BG beat LSSU 3-2 in Sault. St. two of the country's most promi- No hand shake. No apologies. record. They are one point be- the Lakers is Blaine Lacher. team in scoring with 19 points. Marie on Nov. 6 in the only mat- nent college basketball coaches No wonder there's been talk that hind Western Michigan and three Since returning from a tom "As a skater, Jeff Wells is sec- chup between the teams this aren't exactly golfing buddies. the annual game for the city's points behind the third place hamstring injury in mid- ond to none in the CCHA," York season. BG leads the all-time se- Little things - a word here, an in- bragging rights might be getting Lakers (16-7-1 overall; 10-6-1 in December, Lacher has played in said. "He has developed into an ries 45-41-4, but the Lakers hold a flection there. out of hand. the CCHA). all 10 Laker games. His 2.36 goals All-American calibre player." 7-1-1 advantage over the past After their on-court flap "Some people have been saying Despite their seven losses, against average leads the con- two seasons. Wednesday, there's no more for a long time that maybe it's •LSSU is ranked third in the na- ference. Center Brian Holzinger and guessing where they stand. The getting too emotional," Xavier tion according to the WMEB Overall, the Lakers allow only defenseman Todd Reirden are Both Friday and Saturday's peace has been broken. athletic director Jeff Fogelson Radio Media Poll and seventh in 2.54 goals per game. Only first second and third in the scoring contests are scheduled for 7 p.m. No. 22 Xavier beat No. 19 Cin- said. the nation by the College Hockey place Michigan surrenders less department, with 18 and 17 at the Ice Arena. cinnati 82-76 in overtime, a game Maybe it was inevitable. that will go down as a crosstown Whenever a city has no other classic for its marvelous play. winter distraction than a college But it'll be remembered mostly game, it's bound to be hyped like as the game in which Gillen and a championship game. And given Vaulter shoots for record Huggins turned the rivalry into a the close proximity of two grudge match. nationally ranked teams and two "We should have put gloves on prominent coaches, the elbowing by Steve Wlldman team in the MAC," Sink said. "But we have them and let them go at it for a for recognition can rub emotions News sports writer "We plan on going up to had a good week of practice. I feel we will do couple of rounds," Xavier's Steve raw. Michigan and trying well." Gentry said. "It's unfortunate. It's just a Records, as they say, are meant to be The women's track team, coming off an They went at it from a dis- game," Fogelson said. "The kids broken. different things. I am going impressive win last week, travels to the Uni- tance, then punctuated a frenzied played their hearts out. When And this weekend, the Bowling Green in- to put three freshman and versity of Michigan for the Red Simmons night with the city's most famous something like that happens, it door pole vault record may be broken by Invitational Track Meet. The Lady Falcons handshake snub since Pitts- detracts from what the kids do. Travis Downey at the Eastern Michigan one sophmore in the distance will begin competition at 10 a.m. Saturday. burgh's Chuck Noll jogged away The coaches have to set exam- Open. medley. I want to This non-scoring meet will be a warm-up from the Bengals' Sam Wyche ples for the kids." Downey won the pole vault event with a experiment and see what for next week's big meet against Ohio State. after an NFL game at Riverfront Instead, they wound up having jump of 15.5 feet last Saturday at the Field- "We plan on going up to Michigan and try- Stadium. to try to focus attention back on house. The freshman pole vaulter has to happens." ing different things," women's coach Steve Huggins' explanation: The their kids. conquer the height of 16.2 feet to become the Steve Price, women's track coach Price said. "I am going to put three fresh- folks on Xavier's bench had been "The game Is for the kids, not new record holder. men and one sophomore in the distance med- yelling at his bench during the for the coaches," Gillen said. The men's track team is traveling to Ypsi- ley. I want to experiment and see what hap- game. "Their kids played great, our lanti to take on the host Eagles and many 55-meter hurdles with a time of 7.29 last pens." "I'm not phonv." Huggins said. kids played great. other squads at 2 p.m. week, has a chance to qualify automatically Jane Moeller suffered from an upper respi- "If their bench is going to yell "I hope It doesn't detract (from "This is a non-scoring meet," BG men's for the NCAA Championships. tory infection last week. In last week's meet, things at me during the game, the rivalry). Sometimes we coach Sid Sink said. "But I expect to see Sink said he expects Thompson "to equal she took first in the high jump and placed that's their business. I'm not go- adults don't handle it. I take part some improvement from last week." or improve his time from last week." second in the 55m hurdles and triple jump. ing to shake hands and pretend of the blame for it." The Falcons came in a close third behind Eatern Michigan is the reigning Mid- Price said Moeller "feels better and she everything is all right" They'll have a year to think Toledo Saturday, while Western Michigan American Conference champion and will be will be much stronger at this meet." The 10,121 fans got the idea about it. Cincinnati goes back to took first-place honors. a challenge for the Falcons. something was wrong at half- playing its Great Midwest Con- Sprinter Scott Thompson, who won the "We are going up against the toughest time. Huggins and Gillen were ference schedule.

■•■-.-»» >>!.- •■, The BG News Sports Friday, January 21, 1994 page nine Women's swim team fills Pippen jailed void in Vikings9schedule on gun charge The Associated Press noticed a gun In plain sight. by Mark Leonard OeChant Pippen had been In a restau- sports editor below this standard, and hastily have to take every meet serious- The Falcons have a pair of siz- CHICAGO - After a lacklus- rant and had come outside called Gordon with a request. ly," he said. "Or else you begin to zling swimmers in sprinters ter performance on the bas- while police were around his BG swimming coach Brian "They needed to add like five develop bad habits. If we're too Cheryl Patteson and Josie ketball court, Chicago Bulls car. Although he had a license Gordon did the Cleveland State or six big-school teams," Gordon lethargic, bad habits could begin McCulloch. The duo won four and forward Scot tie Pippen's night for the loaded semi-automatic women's swim team a favor by said. "So since our women had an to creep in." three events, respectively, last got worse. weapon, police said it does not scheduling the Vikings for a dual open date I invited them here." Many swimmers will be not be Saturday In a meet against Ohio He was entitle him to carry it in pub- meet this weekend. The Vikings are not exactly a racing in their specialty Sunday, University. arrested lic Gordon hopes CSU returns the pool powerhouse. CSU boasts of due to the low-key nature of the shortly after Pippen was charged with un- favor by offering the Falcon less than IS women on its roster, meet. However, some women Kerrin McCarthy, Amanda midnight lawful possession of a weapon, women some decent competition and - until this season - com- have not competed In their best Applegate and Michelle Pilling Wednesday a misdemeanor, according to when the two squads square off peted primarily against small-s- event since Dec. S against Pur- also recorded victories last Sat- when a Chi- watch commander Walter at 2:30 this Sunday in Cooper chool squads. due. urday. cago police Logan. Pool. Despite its depth problems, "Because of that long layoff, officer That meant fingerprinting NCAA regulations stipulate CSU does have some quality in- some of them have to swim their The Falcon men and women, checking out and 45 minutes behind bars that Division I swim teams dividuals, according to Gordon, best event," Gordon said. "Let's who were both defeated by Ohio his illegally before his release on a $100 schedule at least 12 Division I who could challenge the BG just say it won't be our worst at home Saturday, have some im- parked car Pippen cash bond. opponents each season. Last fall swimmers and divers. lineup, and it won't be our best. It portant meets surfacing in the Cleveland State realized it fell "At this point in the season, we will be somewhere In between." near future. New shot is hot Jordan admits not yet ready The Associated Press by Rick Gano RICHFIELD, Ohio - Gerald Wilkins has been using a new shooting The Associated Press Jordan, who hasn't played baseball since or what he's going to look like to see a 95 stroke in his second season with the Cleveland Cavaliers, and lately high school, reiterated that he and his father mph Roger Clemens fastball under his chin, it's been working. CHICAGO - Michael Jordan, acknowledg- always wanted him to play professional he's going to get through that." "I worked on it (shooting) all summer," he said after his 26-polnt ing that his Improbable attempt to join the baseball. When he left the Bulls, Jordan said he had second-half burst in the Cavaliers' 114-107 victory over Orlando on Chicago White Sox is viewed "as off the "My father and I talked about It two years nothing left to prove and was tired of the Monday. "There were times I got so hot in pickup games it was unbe- wall," said Thursday his skills are improving ago," he said. "He thought I was still young constant spotlight and intrusions. Now his lievable. Even the guys I was playing against in the summer were but not yet ready for the major leagues. enough to give it a try. You never know. He yearning to play baseball has made him the commenting on it." "I'm trying. I'm not good always wanted me to play professional base- In the first seven seasons of his NBA career with the Knicks in enough right now but I still ball. He always thought I would. In retro- New York, Wilkins was an inconsistent shooter. He would stroke the got a couple of more days," spect I did, too. jump shot some nights and fired wildly most other times. Jordan said at a news con- "But my basketball skills excelled and I "Whether I think he can hit a Wilkins had his highest scoring total in more than five seasons ference where he and Hall never pursued it in college even though I had when he scored 38 against the Magic on Jan. 12. The Cavaliers won of Famer Reggie Jackson the opportunity to play baseball in college." breaking ball or what he's that game 118-109. were promoting a line of Jordan's father was murdered last sum- going to look like to see a 95 The irony is that Wilkins credits Magic consultant and well-known baseball cards. mer and a couple of months later Michael mph Roger Clemens fastball NBA shooting guru Buzz Braman with guiding him down the path to "A lot of people may announced his retirement from the Chicago improved shooting last summer. think this is off the wall Bulls after leading them to three straight under his chin, he's going to "Yeah, he works for the Magic," said Wilkins. "I'm not kidding. and maybe It Is, but I'm do- NBA titles. get through that." Braman also has worked with several other NBA players, including ing something I choose to Jordan Jackson said the odds were against Jordan Shaquille O'Neal, Jeff Turner and Chris Dudley. do. That is following one of the dreams I had playing major league baseball. He added it's "He's worked with a lot of different guys, but I might be his when I was a kid." the effort and the memory of his father's greatest success story," said Wilkins. "Let's face it. I was not known The White Sox said earlier they will de- wishes that are making the venture worth- Reggie Jackson for my jump shooting the whole time I played in New York. I knew it. termine In a couple of weeks whether to In- while. I struggled with it." vite Jordan to spring training. He's been "I don't think Michael is concerned about working on his hitting and fielding five days embarrassing himself and I don't think he's Mark (Price) gave me a lot of tips when I came here (Cleveland) a week at an indoor facility, and manager concerned about what someone thinks," center of attention. that helped get me going, but Buzz refined it," said Wilkins. "He Gene Lamont watched earlier this week. Jackson said. "He has a treaty, a bond, a let- "I'm not saying I'm walking into this to be brought this big photo album to me that supposedly illustrated the If the White Sox thought he showed ter to answer, a promise to fulfill and he is Reggie Jackson or Barry Bonds," Jordan picture-perfect jump shot. Mark was plastered all over about six enough promise, Jordan said he would be going to do it whatever the consequences said. 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Walk-ins accepted! Come to 28 West Hall, 10 a.m.-1 p.m.;2- 6 p.m. Sports The BG News page ten Friday, January 21, 1994 Gymnastics looks Swoopes wins best female athlete award ahead to Illinois St. Rhymes with 'Hoops' by Randy Setter Gymnasium. BG lost both tyre and co-captain Jennifer by Jean Pagel Assistant sports editor meets against Illinois State last Nacca, the Falcons are looking The Associated Press season during their 2-8 season, to generate a team score in the The women's gymnastics 1-4 In the MAC. 180's in preparation for their LUBBOCK, Texas - team is looking forward to MAC opponents. Sheryl Swoopes has been their second non-conference "They are non-conference, called the Michael Jordan meet this season, but are look- but tough," Simpson said. "I need everybody to do the of women's basketball. It ing back to avoid being caught "That's one reason we schedule best they can," Simpson said. figures. from behind. them." One day after Jordan was "We can't anticipate vic- With injuries to Kelly Mcln- "That means hitting their rou- named the Associated Press tory," head coach Charles tines perfectly and going 100 Male Athlete of 1993, Simpson said. "Otherwise, you percent." Swoopes edged veteran can get blindsided." "I need everybody tennis star Steffi Graf to The Falcons avoided getting Traditionally, the Falcons grab Female Athlete hon- blindsided last week against to do the best they have performed strongest on ors. Air Force Academy, as BG held can. That means the balance beam, which they Swoopes' finesse and agi- a 133.200-130.72S advantage hitting their won at the MAC Champion- lity carried Texas Tech to going into the final event, the ships last season. This year its first NCAA title and daz- floor exercises. With Karen routines perfectly Simpson sees improvement on zled even her opponents. In Jordan placing fourth and Ni- and going 100 the uneven bars, but are a matter of weeks last kki Riggs placing sixth, the weakest in the floor exercises. spring, new fans around the final margin shrink to percent." nation caught the 176.950-176.225. "We're real close to improv- "Swoopes, Rhymes-With- ing [in the floor exercises]," Charles Simpson, head Hoops" fever. This week the Falcons, 1-0 Simpson said. "We are working She is the first female overall, host Illinois State Sat- gymnastics coach on routines and improving honoree from a team sport urday at 1 p.m. in Eppler North conditioning." in history. "Well deserved," Lady Raiders coach Marsha Sharp said. "She's that rare individual with a combina- Dallas, Chiefs favored tion of awesome athletic ability, but I also think great demeanor - confident by Dave Goldberg San Francisco (plus 4) at Dallas Kansas City (plus 3 ) at Buffalo without being arrogant." The Associated Press "Everyone that I talked The Cowboys have beaten the The conventional wisdom is to, people after the Final Jesse Sapolu, the San Fran- Niners in their past two meet- that if the Chiefs stay close, Mon- Four, said they had really cisco 49ers center, says, "I'm ings, including 26-17 at Dallas in tana will find a way to win. That's never seen a female athlete tired of being the favorite. Let October. The difference has been worked against Pittsburgh and play the way I did," someone else be that." turnovers. The Cowboys have Houston and there's no reason to Swoopes said. Now, Sapolu has his wish. gotten six, the 49ers two. believe it won't work against The oddsmakers are going with It probably will come down to Buffalo, whom the Chiefs beat AP voters deciding the the Super Bowl no one wants - that, plus Emmitt Smith's shoul- 23-7 during the regular season at top honor cast 26 first-place Buffalo and Dallas. The Cow- der. Jimmy Johnson has declared Arrowhead Stadium. ballots for Swoopes, who boys are 4-point favorites over it healthy, and when Johnson Go for that and let Montana totaled 180 total points. the 49ers in the NFC title game talks, people listen, even Smith. MINI-MICHAEL: Sheryl Swoopes, dubbed the Michael Jordan of work his ma°,ic one more time. Graf received 177 points, women's basketball, was named the Female Athlete of the Year Sunday, the Bills are 3 points CHIEFS, 24-23. including 20 first-place over Kansas City in the AFC Thursday. Swoopes was the first female team athlete to win the award. With all that... votes. championship game. COWBOYS, 34-28. Playoffs: 5-3 (spread), 7-1

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/-.>v>>.fc.t.^ ^ . « ■ ■ The BG News Sports Friday, January 21, 1994 page eleven QBs on display in title games Steve, Troy are winners Super Joe tries again by Barry Wllner get involved with," coach by Dave Goldberg The Associated Press Marty Schottenheimer said The Associated Press Wednesday. ORCHARD PARK, N.Y. - "I was looking to be able to IRVING, Texas - Troy Aik- - The Buffalo Bills changed catch more balls vertically and man joined a loser when he offenses and changed their for- not necessarily 40 yards down- came to Dallas. Steve Young tunes. The Kansas City Chiefs went to a winner in San Fran- field. But, rather, vertically have tried a similar tact. with a shorter area than the cisco. When the other offense afforded us. It turns out to be Aikman's Bills went to blessing and Young's curse, "Once again, the acquisition the no-huddle of Joe was related to the fact one that Young hopes to take a attack, engi- that this guy could give us a step toward erasing when the neered by 49ers play the Cowboys in Sun- chance to accelerate the pro- Jim Kelly and cess of transition." day's NFC title game. utilizing the Although Montana had assor- "I think I've won some big all-around ted injuries that cost him about games," Young said Wednes- skills of half the season, he has been his day. "I've won both in the regu- T h u r m a n old self in the playoffs. He led lar season and in the playoffs." Thomas, they the Chiefs back to victories Still, it's Young's misfortune became the Schottenhelmer over Pittsburgh and Houston to be the man who followed AFC's dominant team. On Sun- with strong finishes. "JOE" in San Francisco, "JOE" day, they go for their fourth That has impressed the Bills, being Joe Montana, who won successive conference title who envy Montana's 4-0 record four Super Bowls for the 49ers. against the Chiefs. in Super Bowls and realize he Young has won none since be- It is Kansas City's first AFC could prevent them from a coming the starter in 1991, thus GET ON THE MIC: Dallas Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson Is Interviewed by the media following practice Thursday. Johnson has an Important advantage - a quarterback who has won a Super Bowl. Championship game since, fourth trip to the NFL title earning the rap, fair or not, that well, the Chiefs never have game. he "can't win the big one." MVP trophy last year and two doesn't have any doubts hang- thing to do with what he ac- been in this game. They made "I look at Joe in the same Aikman, on the other hand, straight All-Pro seasons, the ing over his head." complished last year or what the Super Bowl after the 1966 light I look at Michael Jordan," was the first block around only Super Bowl rings he has Johnson was asked if that Steve may accomplish when he and 1969 seasons, but repre- said All-Pro defensive end which Jimmy Johnson built the were earned sitting on the means that Young does. walks to the line of scrimmage sented the AFL back then, be- Bruce Smith. "He has ability Cowboys. He went 1-15 in 1989, bench. "I don't think Steve Young on Sunday." fore the merger took effect. far beyond most quarterbacks 7-9 in 1990,11-5 in 1991 and last In the Bay area, it was "JOE" has won a Super Bowl, has he?" And Young? The rap may The Chiefs have been good and other athletes. No other year won the Super Bowl, in who won them. He's now in the Johnson replied. have started last season in his enough to make the playoffs quarterback other than Terry which he was MVP. AFC title game for Kansas City, No, not even an NFC cham- first championship game, when the last four years. But while Bradshaw has won four Super Thus a $55 million, 10-year while Young goes into Dallas pionship game - he and the he was intercepted twice and the Bills were unbeaten in the Bowls, and Joe's 37 and on his contract, passing Young as the with that tag. 49ers lost to Aikman and the fumbled once. AFC playoffs in that span, the way to trying to do it again. NFL's highest paid quarter- Moreover, he's not being al- Cowboys 30-20 last year in San But he also completed 25 of Chiefs won only once. back (they both have the same lowed to forget it. Francisco. The 49ers and 35 passes for 313 yards and one So they followed the lead of It's a position Montana loves. agent, Leigh Steinberg). More Johnson, that master psy- Young also lost 26-17 at Texas touchdown and had a 63-yard the Bills and revamped their He hasn't been to the Super important, a Super Bowl title chologist, brought it up earlier Stadium on Oct. 17. touchdown pass to Jerry Rice offense, although they didn't Bowl since the 1989 season, early in his career established this week. San Francisco coach George on the second play of the game look to Buffalo for their new matching the longest non-title him as someone who CAN win "With what Troy has accom- Seifert doesn't see that as a called back by a holding pen- style. They turned, instead, to drought of his illustrious ca- the big one. plished, there's no lingering factor. alty on Guy Mclntyre. Aik- San Francisco, adopting the reer. He heard the opinions he The talk about big-game doubt in his mind of what he's "This isn't an issue," he said man's totals were almost iden- 49ers' attack and trading for was washed up after elbow quarterbacks hovers in the air capable of," Johnson said. Wednesday. "The issue is that tical - 24 of 34 for 322 yards - 37-year-old Joe Montana. surgery sidelined him for more around this title game. Most of "Troy is confident he can do Troy Aikman is a great quar- t but he didn't turn over the "I thought that this particu- than a season and he couldnt it centers around Young, be- everything there is to accom- terback on a great football ball. lar offense was the type of take back his starting job with cause despite a regular-season plish as a quarterback. He team. But that won't have any- So who choked? offense that I was looking to the 49ers from Steve Young.

has never gotten past the fourth Omar Vizquel to a one-year con- SURPRISING Top-seeded Graf wins round of a Grand Slam tourna- tract for $2.3 million, the club Top-seeded Graf defeated ment. said Thursday. Continued from page eight. regularly if we're able to get the outside threat which keeps other German compatriot Barbara Rittner 6-2,6-4 Friday to reach Men's No. 10 Magnus Gustafs- The agreement avoided con- ball in his hands. I think that he teams from collapsing in the son dropped just six games while tract arbitration. The salary center Shane Kline-Ruminski. puts a lot of pressure on the middle and stooping the inside the fourth round, and No. 14 winning his third-round match agreement was midway between interior defense of our oppo- attack. Magdalena Maleeva completed a Friday, but No. 11 Marc Rosset Vizquel's $2.5 million contract Kline-Ruminski's job could be- nent." victory in a second-round match was upset 3-6,6-2,6-2,6-1 by demand and the team's offer of While the Falcons will be de- halted Thursday because of rain Grant Stafford. $2.1 mUIion. come a lot easier if he is able to "That inside-outside combina- and darkness. pending heavily on a strong per- get Trent into foul trouble at the tion is really the key to our suc- Graf was joined in the final 16 Vizquel signed to one- "We are pleased we avoided other end of the court. formace from Kline-Ruminski, cess," Larranaga said. "When by Chanda Rubin, who beat Kris- arbitration with Omar," said John "Kline-Ruminski has given us they will also need a big game both of those guys are clicking, I tine Radford 6-3,7-6 (7-1) in a year contract Hart, the team's executive vice an inside presence," Larranaga from their other Shane. think we have an awfully good match interrupted twice by rain. CLEVELAND - The Cleveland president and general manager. said. "He's able to score pretty Komives gives BG a dangerous team." Rubin, a 17-year-old Louisianian, Indians have signed shortstop "The settlement was a fair one. Classifieds

you'd like lo interview (this number is indicated ved for you at (time)." Press the star (') key to for interviews. Spotlight presentations held in the Career PLACEMENT SCHEDULE Instruct tons lor accessing on the Campus Recruiting Calendar, to the left schedule another or the pound (■> key to return Planning and Placement Services office, enter No Show Policy: Failure to appear tor a the Student Services Building using the second The Integrated Placeman! Sign-up System of the position title). to start. scheduled interview or violation of the cancella- (You must be registered with floor, patio entrance Please consult the calen- tion policy will result in immediate suspension dar for appropriate dales, times and locations Bowling Gr»«n Slate Univ«rsliy Resume Expert Plus) It you have entered a valid number the system of your sign-up privileges tor the next recruiting Career Planning and Placarrwit S«rvlc LDial 372-9899. will say: Please note If you are unable to sign-up for an period. II you do not honor your scheduled continued on p. 12 You have selected (name of organization), it interview, you will be asked whether you wish interview, you are required to wnte a letter of Campua Recruitment Calendar -—-(You will hear:) this is correct press the pound («) key to con- to add your name to the waiting list.You must apology S3 the employer for missing the inter- 2. If you wish to schedule an appointment with tinue or the star (*) key to choose another or- also submit a Placement Data Sheet for view, bring the letter with an addressed, stam- For tha wMki ol: a visiting employer, press the 1 key. It you'd ganization. •ach waiting list ped envelope, and meet with the Manager of February 7and February 14.1994 like to hear Placement News, press the 2 key. OnCampus Recalling before scheduling any Press the 3 key to see if you have been pre- The system will now verity that you meet additional interviews Any student who "no- selected by an employer. Press the 4 key to therequirements, as specified by the em- We advise strongly that you listen to Place- ment News to keep informed of changes or ad- shows" twice will be denied interviewing privi- access the Alumni VIP Service. Press the S ployer.If you meet the requirements, then you leges for the remainder of the academic year. can proceed. Otherwise, the system will tell ditions to interview schedules, or other Career Scheduling On-Campua Inlarvlaw Ap- key to hear your confirmed appointments. Planning and Placement Services programs pointments Interview sign-ups for tha recruit- Press the star (') key to quit. youwhy you are unable lo sign-up with the em- Notice of Cttlzenahlp Requirements: If an ing period February 7 - February 18 will begin ployer. employer is willing to mlerview iniernaoonal with Advanced Interviewers on Monday. Jan- 3. Press 1 to schedule an interview or Press 3 students, it wilt be noted m the position descrip- to see if you have been pre selected by an em- 6. Press the 1 key for a morning interview. Cancellation of Interview Appointments tion uary 24, 1994 at 5 p.m. and conOnue through Cancellation of an interview must be reported Tuesday at 4 p.m. Priority Interviewer* may ployer. press the 2 key tor an afternoon interview, or Spotlight Presentations: Spotlight presen- press the 3 key tor the next available time. in person to the Career Planning and Place- tations offer valuable information about career access the sign-up system from 5 p.m. Tues- men! Services no later than 5 p.m. one week (7 day through 4 p.m Wednesday. All registered 4. Enter your Identification Number. (Press either 1,2 or 3) paths, detailed position responsibilities and or- full days) before the interview day Complete a ganizational philosophy All students schedul- students may sign-up beginning at 5 pm If you have selected a time, then you many canceMatton card in the Sign-up Room of Ca- Wednesday. 5 Enter the position code tor the employer ing interviews are strongly encouraged to at- press the pound (») key to accept the time, or reer Planning and Placement Services DO tend appropriate Spotlights. Please carefully press the star (*) key to reject NOT cross your name off of an interview noia dates, times, and locations of Spotlight schedule. Cancellations after this time will be presentations, as they may vary. For evening It you have pressed the pound (*) key, Vie considered a no-show. You are encouraged to WANTED: system will say: "An interview has been reser- consider carefully employers before signing up SALES INTERN FOR THE GAVEL MISCELLANY 522 E. Wooster 354-0011 Benefits: - excellent resume builder - polish your sales skills Presents: - flexible work hours A CURE FOR THE - must have own car WINTER BLUES! Interested? Come to the BG News 204 West Hall for an application. ALL DAY FRI1/21, SAT 1/22 AND Deadline 1/21/94 SUN 1/23 FREE SANDWICH WITH THE PURCHASE OF A SANDWICH FOR EQUAL OR GREATER VALUE Classifieds The BG News page twelve Friday, January 21,1994

continued from p. 11 ATTENTION! Word Processing - Term Papers. Thesis. Re- DON'T FORGET! 300 SUMMER CAMP OPPORTUNITIES 117 N. Mam - 1 bdrm. apt., unlurn Wa- sumes. Dissertations on Laser Pnnter. Call STEP 1 APPLICATIONS ARE DUE TODAY in NY. PA and NEW ENGLAND Instructors sher/dryer m building, dishwashers. Call New- Additional Placement Services There are MINORITY CAREER ASSOCIATION MEM- BERS 352^7051910 8). BY 5 PM IN 310 STUDENT SERVICES! needed tor. Tennis. Basketball, Baseball, love Renia:s ai 352 5620. our only office. important services available to you at the Ca- Hockey, SwimmingAArStlifeguards. Sailing. reer Planning and Placement Services. Please 1 tt Mealing ol Uw Soring Semester 3 bedroom apartment. January 25 at 6 pm in tho Tall Room Water-skiing, Windsurfing, LaCrosse, Archery, no* that not all organizations and companies Available immediately ol the Unon. Sweatshirts will be given out Loving couple with Chnstian values hopes to Gymnastics. Ceramics, Jewelry, Volleyball. regularly recruit on college campuses. The list PERSONALS 354 8800' We do allow pets Also, come hear about Operation Morel adopt an infant to be the brother or sister to Soccer. Dance, Dramatics, Equestrian. Fit- below generally reflects the high demand See you there. their 2 yr. old adopted son We will pay cost. ness, Ropes, Outdoorsmon, Piano Accompan areas in the world ol work Don't become dis- Ca:i 1 708 397-1112 1 colleen ^^^ last. Phys Ed Majors. Nurses. Chefs, etc Call 320 Elm • 1 A 2 bdrm apis. free gas heat, couraged it your career field is not requested. •1 Awesome Spring Break Bahamas Parly 1 Arleneat. 1-800-443 6428 nowl water, and sewer Furn close to campus Call To assist you in conducting an asserlve job Big up reggae massive • 10th Bob Marley Tnb- Cruise 6 Days $2791 Trip Includes Cru.se A Omega Phi Alpha 1 1 search, the Career Planning and Placement ute. 0 pm. Sat. Feb 26. Union Ballroom. ARK Room. 12 Meals A 6 Free Parties Hurry This 1 si Chapter Sun. Jan. 23 ALASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMENT Newlove Rentals. 352 5620. our only olfice Services provides career and placement coun- Band A Canbboan Assoc event. Will Sell Out' 1 •800-678-6386. 095 Overman Fisheries. 353-0325' CARTY RENTALS seling, credential services, job search worfc- Welcome Back!! Many earn $2,000 plus/mo. m canneries COLLEGE CURLING CLUB ORGANIZING • 1 Awesome Spnng Break) Best Trips A Now renting houses A apartments thopa. professional development seminars. or $3,000 • $6,000 plus/mo. on fishing Tues. Jen 25. 7 30 pm BA room 103 Prices) Bahamas Party Cruise 6 Days $2791 for 1994-95 school year. carear fairs and an alumni Falcon Career Con- Includes 12 Meals A 6 Free Parttest Panama vessels. Many employers provide room A Listings available, renting fast. For Recreation . Instruction Collegiate board and transportation Over 8,000 nection. The excellent Center lor Career Re- City Room With Kitchen 8 Days $119< Cancun Office 316 E Merry. Apt. 3 Competition. Olympic Sport Rush sources offers you career and employer Infor- & Jamaica With Air From Columbus 6 Days openings. No experience necessary! Pick-up listing or we will mail. Phi Kappa Tau MaleorFemale Formore information call: mation and current job vacancies in ALL fields From $469) Daytona $1491 Kay West $2491 Rush 1 206 545 4155 ext A5544. Registered students are directly referred to CORRECTION' CORRECTION! Cocoa Beach $1591 1 800-678 6386 employers in their desired career fields. Insure Phi Kappa Tau Avail, immedl 1 bdrm. apt. furnished. 1 Wk f i Awesome Spring Break1 Panama Cityl 8 Rush $700/wk. canneries: $4500 mo deckhands from BGSU, pets all'd. parking • yard. $330 your access to these services by registering The Campus Expressions' Alaska summer fisheries now hiring with the Canser Planning and Placement Ser- COMEDY NIGHT has been changed Days Oceanview Room With Kitchen $1191 Phi Kappa Tau mo. Utilities included 353-1220 Rush Employment Alaska 1 -206-323-2672. vices in your final year at Bowling Green Slate to FEB. 3rd at 9 00 pm. Walk To Best Barsl Includes Free Discount CARTY RENTALS Card • Save $50 On Cover Chargesl Phi Kappa Tau University. Anyone interested in participating Subleasing single rooms for 2nd semester. 1 BOO -678-6386. please contact Deb in 405 Student ""SPRING BREAK 94 "" Call 353-0325 YOU MUST SUBMIT A COPY Of YOUR Services Bldg. 3722843 •"CHI OMEGA" Spnng 94 sign-up for WOMEN'S SELF- Cancun, Bahamas, Jamaica. Florida ft Padre' LASER PRINTED PLACEMENT DATA WIN CASH - MAKE US LAUGH Fall '93 Pledge Class get ESTEEM GROUP. Meel new people, increase 110% Lowest Price Guarantee' Organize 15 For Rent SHEET WITHIN 44 HOURS AFTER SIGNING excited for initiation' self-awareness, reduce stress, learn new cop- friends and your trip is FREEI 1/2house:2bdrms..i TV/study, A bathrm. all UP. FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH THIS POL- Sponsored by S OL D/ ••CHI OMEGA" ing skillsl CaH Sheila or EUen ai 372-2130 lor TAKE A BREAK STUDENT TRAVEL (800) ICY MAY RESULT IN YOUR REMOVAL more information and to pre-regislsr. Dead- 328-7283 upstairs. Shared kitchen A laundry. Shared util phone A gas. $350/mo 352-1054. ask for FROM THE INTERVIEW SCHEDULE. line:1-3l-94. STUDENT ORGANIZATION DIRECTORY "DEE GEE "DEE GEE" Band looking tor musically open minded and Steve Nice tocaoonw/pe/king.. avail. Feb. 15. Tuesday, February a supplements for the Spring Semester are cur- Congratulations to all the Dee Gee's Spnng Break '94 solid drummer to play all original material. Call who had an extra special Chnstmasl Sun Splash Tours Lowest Prices Guaranteed • Northwestern Mutual Lite'Baird Securities rency available in the Office of Student Activi- Kevin 859-2324 or Mark 355-1709. GEORGETOWN MANOR APTS Steph Oisen on her lavalienng to Cancun, Jamaica. Bahamas, S Padre. Day- Penncorp Financial ties and Orientation Room 405 Student Ser 800- THIRD ST. Theta Chi Aaron Gash, tona and Panama City. Willing to work with in- BG Family desires responsible grad. school vices Pick up a coppy while supplies last This Now renting for 1994-95 Jen Ross on her lavalienng to dividual groups. Please call Campus Rep. husband/wife to house sit & watch 3 older Wednesday, February 9 will give you a complete listing of registered (12m/sch. year) and sum "94 Sigma Phi Epsilon Frank Vamos, Brian 353 79M children lor 2 weeks. Must be available from Vector Marketing Corporation campus organizations Fully furnished 1 BR A 2 BR Units. Shelly Sterner on her pearling to 4:00 pm • 8 30 am (weekdays) & Sal. • Sun. TODAYITOOAYITODAYI Excellent location. Reasonable rates The Klc koH la Coming Salurdayl Todd Schauwecker. References Required Salary negotiable. Call Thursday, February 10 Don't miss out on your opportunity Can 352-4966 or stop by What is it? Danielle Ferguson on her engagement to soon: 353-4091 after 5 pm 'o< more mfo Great-West Employee Benefits to work and play in Washington DC. the building, f 10. It's one of the biggest community service days Mann Marketing Research, Inc. Chris Marazza. Come to the Washington Center Internship's DELIVER TELEPHONE BOOKS of the year on campus It an begins Saturday ai Ken Mullaly on her engagement lo Into session today. 1 30 p.m No Experience Necessary 9:30 am ai the Old Cafeteria in Kohl Hall. We'll Houses A duplexes tor 1994-95 school year. Friday, February 11 Pi Kappa Alpha Chris Metres State Room. 3rd floor Union Deliveries Start Early February be sending volunteers to David's House, the 12 month leases only, starting in May. Aldi. Inc. "CANDLEPASSING" Call the Co-op Program with ques 2-2451 45 people needed to deliver your new GTE College Pro Painters Fnendry Center, and St Paul's Community Bowling Green Telephone Directories in: Steve Smith 352-8917 Center (all in Toledo) and lo the Wood County Designs, Inc -The Lews Outlet 'Order o'Omega' Bowling Green, Grand Rapids. Tontogany, Humane Society Free food and transportation VALENTINES Carde A Gifts Pemberville, Wayne, Haskms. N. Baltimore Motorola, Inc , Cellular Subscriber Group Join the top 3% of the Greek Community I Houses-1 A 2 bedroom apartments. is provided If you want to gam valuable com- can be purchased at The Lima Shop Wallace Computer Services, Cleveland Don't forget to turn in your Order of Omega ft surrounding areas To become an independ- 9 month - summer • year leases Wallace Computer Services, Columbus munity service experience, you can't afford to University Union, Mon. • Frl. 8 - 4:45 ent contractor you must be at least 18 years 352-7454 miss Kickoff '94. For more informalon, call application to the Greek Life Off.ce by Friday, Jan. 21 at 500 pm. old. have the use of an insured car, van or Tuesday, February 15 Todd at 352 2986 truck, and be available a minimum of 5 daylight 'Order of Omega' WANT GIRL SCOUT COOKIES? I need someone to share a spacious 2 bdrm. Enterpnse Rent A Car UAOJ Homecoming 94 UAO! If we miss you, call 669-2409 hours daily. Grmnell Corporation To Reserve a route In your neighborhood apt across from Easy Street Balcony over- Join a committee to help to place your order. Sale ends Jan 23 looking Mam Si with gas grill 354-4214 Nationwide Insurance plan Homecommg 94 Make AGO'ANGIE SMITH-AGD Call 1 -AOO-827-1200 Ext. 345 Star Bank this the best one yet. First Congratulations on your pearling Between 10am-6pm Mon thru Frl Large 2 Bedroom Apartment 2 person meaDng Jan. 26th 7 pm in to Sigma Chi's Jason Eggar AMERICAN DIRECTORY SERVICE CORP Max $350 * Deposit A utilities 1 Love. Your Alpha Gam &sters Wednesday, February 16 200 Moseley. Everyone Welcome Why is tuition going up at EOE Available now 669-333? AGD ' ALPHA GAM * AGD ALPHA GAM ADP Automatic Data Processing Call 2-2343 for details the same time BGSU a wealth is Cap Gemini Amenca UAO! Homecoming '94 UAO! increasing? Hear financial consultant MassMutuaVSeymour A Associates Earn cash stuffing envelopes at home. All ma- ALPHA PHI OMEGA ind BLIT2ENI Dr. Richard E. Weber report on terials provided Send SASE to P O Box 395. OBnen's Business Equipment NOW LEASING 2nd annual benefit for David's House where your tuition is going. Olathe.KS 66051. State Farm Insurance Companies Women lor Women For Summer - Fall ist Meeting of the Semester. Monday, Jan. 24. "Batflm' AIDS witn Blitzeni" Tuesday, Jan. 25.2:30pm t bdrm. furn. Grads. 601 3rd Mark's Pizza Pub. Mon Jan 24.9-11 pm Ohio Suite, Union Evening Office Cleaning Thursday, February 17 830 pm. 126 Shatzel HaH Come hear our 8-10 hrs per week 2 bdrm. furn. 704 5th St. r/.-a' p .ins for the rew somester $5 00 per ticket. Drink specials' Call 2 bdrm. unfurn 710 7th St. A k/o Corporation Heather at 354-2013 for tickets' Own transportation required Dietrich Industries, Inc. ALPHA PHI OMEGA and BLITZEN! Call 352 5822 Society Corpora Don Dennis or Kay Marten CITY EVENTS WANTED 352-3445 Friday, February IS DIBENEDETTO'S PIZZA, PASTA, Lazarus Dept. Stores SUBS, Get ahead with Experience! Now leasing Society CorporaBon BRATHAUS -Thursdays AND SALADS FOR YOUR SUPERBOWL 1 female roommate 1 -2-3 bedroom apartments A houses If you are interested m finding a 50 cents Happy Hours PARTYSUBS House close to campus 354 8800 * We do allow pets. ]Ob in the Advertising/Marketing field- 6-9 pm • No cover -19 and over FREE DELIVERY 352-4663 Call 354-8529. CAMPUS EVENTS GOOO LUCK WITHOUT EXPERIENCE I BRATHAUS - Fridays and Saturdays One bedroom furnished apartment 50 cents Happy Hours 4 Female roomates Country setting located But you can gain valuable experience 264 S College. 686-5425 Career-related experience PERSONAL QUEST 4-9 pm No cover • 19 and over 15-20 min. from University Plus access to hor- ai The 80 News Gel ready tor Spring Break- Come in before and after hockey games PAID POSITIONS AVAILABLE ses to nde $i 40Vmo each, all utilities included The BG News has 3 positions available One bedroom apartment. 128 S. Summit for Join PERSONAL QUEST Start NOW. 2883638 lor next year in the Advertising DepL Summer 94 and 94-95 school year. Fr. So. Jrs, NEW to co op. come to We are looking lor ENTHUSIASTIC, Keep your New Year's resolutions' BRATHAUS- Sun.. Mon., Tut., a Wed Entry level marketing position to assist Re- 1-267-3341 Join PERSONAL QUEST Happy Hours All Night COOP KICK-OFF gional Marketing Director in marketing eastern DEDICATED, EAGER individuals who Friday, Jan. 2is> want to GET AHEAD! Roommates needed Male or female New Set your fitnesliveliness goals A reach them Bar open 6 pm ■ 19 and over cable TV systems. Full time responsibilities to 3.30 p.m.. 1007 BA Building home with dishwasher, fireplace and LOTS OF Join PERSONAL QUEST induce assisting in advertising placement, co- PRIVACY Own room, share lull size bath with New semester, new YOU" BE THEREI Details: 372-2451 op fulfillment, implementation of on-going pro- 1 other person and room for a study. Respon- For more information call-- Call 372-2606 for datalle! motions and campaign details, and other var- sibility and cleanliness is a must. COLLEGE 372-7482 or 372-2711 LOST& FOUND ious marketing projects May include some STUDENTS ONLY For more information, call Personal Quest Kick Off CO OP STUDENTS: travel Send Resume ID Wood Cable TV. 118 354-6117 9pm-midnight, Thurs , Jan. 27th Now is the time to update your fileU N. Main St, Bowling Green, OH 43402. Ann S.P.P.I. is looking lor individuals who want to Bowl n' Greenery LOST: A Black Ricoh Camera in a black case Bring in a new resume Human Resources, by January 27th. EOE gain management experience next summer. Rooms lor rent in Victonan house. Fall, Spring Sign up for PERSONAL QUEST with a red stripe Reward) CALL DAN and a NEW copy of your Earn $8000 to $10,000 per summer. Positions semesters. Parking, Kitchen, Rec area with Female non-smoking roommate. Own room. m the SRC Mam Office 372-3646 unofficial transcript available throughout the midwest. Cal Jeff weights and Pool table. Walk to campus"- All facilities m building. $i60/mo. • house utii»- (free at your college office) Griffith 1-600-887-1960. s352-561 7 Fall positions go unfilled even/ yean' ties Call Yvotte at 352 6055 or 372 2736 SOLD. SPRINGBREAK packages PROMOTE on Sublease 2 bedroom Townhouse Apt Ready Questions? 2-2451 ( GTJ.O sublease nooflod fcx spn<-g soiiesier Student Organization for SERVICES OFFERED campus or SIGNUP NOW for rooms. Daytona. to leave, seconds from campus Like new. fur- Leadership Development Own bedroom, $172/mo. ♦ elec. (negotiable) Panama $129 up. Cancun. Call CMI nished, laundry Calf Edw.n 353 3308 • Membership Applications* Demonstrations... Samples. ..Product Dle- Contact Michelle at 354-0123 1-800-423-5264. Sublease: 1 bedroom apt. at 180 S Main St. Available NOW* playa Date Party coming up? Rent a place to have Female subleases through May. Own bed ♦ Wanted: Fun, outgoing ft aggressive individual Newfy renovated, laundry, very nice. Available 405 Student Services Urn varsity Bookstore Art Festival your gathering. 15-20 rmn. from BG Eicluded bathroom. Low rent ♦ utiliDos. Call after 5 pm. to photograph social events on campus area - LOTS OF PRIVACY. Call 288-3638. Ac- Jan. 26, 199410-4 353-9003. after Feb. 13 Rent $275/mo Leave message. Equipment A training provided. Earn between Ken or Mmam 352-6142. cess lo bands A OJs. 25% off Art Supplies OFF-CAMPUS HOUSING FAIR FOR RENT $5-7/hr. Call 372-3523 for more information. Subleaser Needed OFF-CAMPUS HOUSING FAIR NEED ADJ.? Male sublease' to move in ASAP Happy21et Shernl Own room, close to campus. Own room in house on E. Wooster Seconds from campus! Free cable' Tuesday Eva. January 25 For: Fralermty or Sorority events, dances. We love you' Ca Malt 353-7310 FOR SALE 7 pm - 9 pm Reunions, weddings, etc... Mer.Kel.Gina.AJu.ie Call 352-5068 or 352-7402 Caii 354-0201 ask lor Kirk Pnce list of available facilities Metal Band seeks lead vocal and rhythm will be provided Have you lived m an alcohol or substance guitar. Heavy Metailica influence Call 88 Olds Calaif Cutlass Subleaser needed. $2l0/mo (everything in- Sponsored by Off-Campus Housing Office PREGNANT? abusing home? Ever wonder how that might af- 353-1406 ask for Jason or leave message. White. A/C. automatic, loaded cluded). Call James 352-0600. One and Registered Rental Agencies We can help FREE & CONFIDENTIAL preg- fect relationships, past or present? If interested AM/FM cassette. Very nice bdrm apt. for rent. $3007mo Call Mary 352-0800 nancy tests, support & information. BG Preg- in learning more. aRELATIONSHIPS GROUP $4000. Call Sam #352-1136 One nonsmoking female subleaser for Spr. nancy Center. Call 354-HOPE. is now being offered to explore this issue. Call 94. $i50Vmo. * uiii Close to campus. CaH Sheila or Ellen at 372-2130 (or more informa- ATftT Cordless Phone PHI DELTA THETA tion and to pro-register Deadline: 1-31-94 352-8825 DELTA TAU0ELTA Like New $45 00 RUSH Shuttle Ionight KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA ' KAPPA KAPPA Roommate Call 352-1651 Leaving at 730 and running continuously from GAMMA' Share a 4-bedroom house, nice part of BG Own bathroom, $250Vmo. plus unities. Grad Conkim Lobby and the Commons to: Stacey. Brown Leather Jacket. Lrg. Hardly been worn. Management Inc. students preferred CallDean3S2-1l97. Delta Gamma House • Dels The road has been long, but the reward $120. For more information call Eric at 1 bdrm - 610 N. Main. This apt. Is Alpha Xi Delta House - Phi Delts isworthit. Congratulations. Subleaser needed immediately! $200/mo. 352-6656. PHI DELTA THETA I love you. John only a 15 min. walk to Math/Science rent, ♦ utilities. S. College • close Male or fe DELTA TAU DELTA male. Christine 352-1931, leave maaaane). CAR FOR SALE Bldg., yet nes led in a nice residential 1984 Dodge Daytona Turbo Z. Fair condition LAST CHANCE TO BOOK) SPRING BREAK neighborhood starts ol $275/mo. Subleaser needed now) 166 67/mo No ubl $200Qyneg. Call Cozzy at 353-4628 Phi Mu' LIT Gen ■ Phi Mu SALE 1994ILOWEST GUARANTEED Own Large Room. Close to Campus. Call For Sale. Men's large brown leather jacket SOUTH PADRE ISLAND PRICES TO JAMAICA. CANCUN. BAHAMAS. 353 75i5Please Call I NORTH PADRE/MUSTANG ISLAND This week is over S. PADRE. Fl Ai ASK HOW TO TRAVEL In great condition! $i 20Vneg. r-L-o-n-i-D-A It's almost done FREE? SUNSPLASH TOURS 1-800-428-7710 Subieasers Needed Immediately Call Jamie at 352-7883 But don't worry little 1 or 2 for Sp. '94. Call 354-8102 DAYTONA BEACH Because the fun has just begun. Nikon N2020AF, AF Nikkor 35-70mm lens. Ni- PANAMA CITY BEACH So sit back and relax Looking for a new weigh? Management Inc. Need help W/ your New Year's Resolu- kon SB-20 speed light, covers/case, all valued ORLANDO/WALT DISNEY WORLD Because tonight you will see tion? at over $675 00. For sale tor only $525 00 C-O-L-O-II-A-D-O Just how great our Big/Lil' pair will bel HELP WANTED 354-4604 Eff. apartment, 215 E. Poe Rd., starts Call 372-8302 to register lor an 8 wk. STEAMBOAT program conducted by nurse and health at $205/mo. includes all utils. Love. Your Big??' VAIL/BEAVER CREEK educator. Sign up for Tuesdays. ASSEMBLERS: Excellent Income to assemble BRECKENRIDQE/KEYSTONE 7-8:30 or Wednesdays. 3:30-5 pm products at home. Info 1-504-646-1700 DEPT. RECOVERY RAP GROUP FOR RENT Call 372 8302 today or 372-8303 OH-6 255 M-E>V*A-D-A Interested? Call Sheila at 372-2130 for more LAS VEGAS information. Open to all backgrounds and phi- 1994 SUMMER MANAGEMENT POSITIONS losophies. STILL AVAILABLE.TASP' International is hir- 1 bdrm apartment, clean, quiet. 1/2 block ■•O-U'T'H CA-n-O-L-LH-A Management Inc. Looking for a healthy eating plan? ing motivated students to fill management posi- from campus, free heal A utJI. $345 + elec. HILTON HEAD ISLAND RUSH Want a healthier tnmmer body with tions throughout Ohio. Earn $7,000-18,000 this RUSH 354-3136. a healthy eating plan ' Call 2-8302 to summer while building your resume and gain- RESERVATIONS AVAILABLE NOW (419)353-5800 Fmal Rush Nights register lor an 8 wk program conducted i bedroom furnished apartment tor sublease CALL TOLL FREE FOR FULL Stop in our office located at 1045 N. are Tues the 25th ing an intemship/co-op Positions are open by nurse ft health educator. Sign up lor but are Ailing quickly in Akron, Carrion, Syi- Available Immediately 353-8230 DETAILS AND COLOR BROCHURE! Main St. for a complete list of apis. A Wed. the 26th Tuesdays 7-830 pm or Weds 3:30-5 pm vanla, Maumee, Pen-yeburg, Lima, and all RUSH 114 1/2 S. Mam- 1 bdrm., unfurn .downtomn we havw available. Call 372-8302 or 372-8303 ©day. Cleveland Suburbs. Positions are filled on a RUSH Washer/dryer in building, free water and 1*800«SUNCHASE first come first qualified basis. Call sewer. CaH Newlove Rentals 352-5620. our 1-800-643-3792 to gain more information. only office).

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Is our generation really that unique?

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Come on in Melinda's Kitchen

Meet Swampy, the new Insider mascot Irnldr 2 Frl., Jan 21, 1994 The plan: INSIDERIand Insider the magazine "Good." I smiled. "What about Oh. the amazement! It was Ivan "Was that Elvis I saw out in the you. Swampy?" P. Friday. Jivin' Ivan. Theoriginal hall?" Peiffer asked. >EKA TCHL "Well, as Inilder mascot, I'm Insider mascot. He was sitting in a "Yes it was," Ivan said. "He's not not supposed to take a stance on La-Z-Boy rediner (feet down) with really dead, you know. Just IN- tranquilizers. Besides, I'm a a case of Rolling Rock premium SIDER." swamp monster. Do you know beer. I didn't know whether to "Eis Insider?" I asked. E3 & what that stuff will do to a swamp laugh, cry, rejoice or bum a beer. "Yeah." Ivan said. "And the rest Staff: monster? I will, however, have a "Hi, Scott," he said. "Have a of us are getting pretty sick of the hit of that Captain Morgan you hide beer. The others will be along bastard. You know how much he ^YOUlCANi in your jacket." shortly. These are your friends?" eats?" editor-in-chief It's always hard for me to part "Uh, yeah." I downed about half We stood silent in befuddled Scoil DeKaich with good rum, but this was Swa- of the Rock and asked, "Where am amazement. fby Scott DeKatch mpy, and IH do anything for a I?" "Oh. by the way. you can leave mascot. "Sit down. You won't believe any time. I just wanted to see what SCATTERED. FRUSTRATED "We ... have ... LIFTOFF!" Peiffer this." the magazine would look like." managing editor THOUGHTS OVER BEER... gleamed, and the Grenada sput- "Okay." We sat on the Boor. "But I want to stay." I said. "I Joe Peiffer NOTHING'S COOL IN COLLEGE- tered to a less-than-dramatic start "You're in INSIDERIand." miss my friends." TOWN... "You can't hold on to the past So 1 was pounding supermugs of forever. Scott. Besides. Your part- photo editor Warsleiner at Campus Polleyeye's "Well, as INSIDER mascot, I'm not supposed ners are getting restless." Elizabeth Snider last week, listening to Vambo "Alright, then. Just say hello to Marble Eye get offto "Seventh to take a stance on tranquilizers. Besides, everyone for me." Street" on the Jukebox, going over I'm a swamp monster. Do you know what "Remember," Ivan said. "Well art editor dass notes and phone numbers. that stuff will do to a swamp monster? I will, always have East Merry Madness." It's just something I do. Anyway, I didn't want to spoil his day by Mike Cook VME were about halfway through however, have a hit of that Captain Morgan telling him the Infamous block their song (a dassic, If you haven't you hide in your jacket." party was no more. heard H) when some rude, middle- "Yes." I said. "Isn't it pretty to production sup'r aged woman left her seat to turn think so?" Vicki Heckman up CNN. Scott DeKatch is a very frustrated Now. I've got nothing against the man. And a thief. Cable News Network, don't get me (after all it was a Ford, not a car). I ■What?" publisher and wrong. But the fad of the matter Is heard a metallic, scraping sound "This is where Insider people I had just asked an employee to kill and then a sound like liquid being go when they're no longer Insider adviser the volume on the television, to poured quickly from one container Robert Bortel which he replied something like, to another. "How did I get here?" "Dude. I'm not even allowed to "Geez, Swampy. Did you have "I don't know," he said. "It's kind touch H." But this fur-wearing to drink it aO?" of like a black hole." senior writers Leona Helmsley lookalike can just "I AM a swamp monster, you I wasn't exactly worried about interfere with one of my favorite know. We do get thirsty." getting back. After all, I hadn't seen Walter Campbell songs. Nothing's cool at all. So I sighed a sigh for my dearly some of these people in years. Amy Deeb I finished my beer and noticed a departed liquor. What else could I Dennis Rosebud. Espotato. Chuck Andy Dugan warm, bloated glow about me. I do? After all, Swampy could have Travesty. Zach Kerouac. The Cold- Dorian Halkovich tipped my waitress and trudged gotten pissed off and eaten me. We braln. Most of all I wanted to see Melinda Monhart through a snow-mountain in the pulled into the stadium and the Belly Shanks, the 58" electric middle of Thurstln Ave. en-route to Ford sputtered to a grinding halt (It blonde and one-time power- my meager job at an anonymous. was a Ford, not a car). forward for the Knicks (after all, she contributors Midwestern, student-oriented en- THE SUPERNATURAL CAN taught me all I know about being David Coehrs tertainment magazine. HAPPEN TO YOU. FOLKS... AN- Insider). I was a mess of anlidpa- Trevor Gray REAL NEWSROOM DRAMA... OTHER REASON AGAINST EX- tory sap when Swampy began to Tom Kitchen THE INVESTIGATIVE STUFF... CESSIVE CAFFEINATION... THE get scared. Oi WHICH SCOTT. JOE AND KING AIN'T DEAD. HE ATE MY "Guys, how are we supposed to Julie Michalak SWAMPY GET INTO A PREDI- BREAKFAST... get back?" Michael Siebenhaler CAMENT... We made our pickup and plant- "What do you mean get back?" I Inside the 'ratcage,' BG NEWS ed the bomb and all seemed hunky snapped. "This place is heaven!" editor-in-chief Kirk "The Termina- dory. That's when things got mascot • tor" Pavelich met me with strict or- strange. Swampy assured us we Swampy, the Black Swamp ders to break into a yellow Ford had a good 20 minutes to get back Monster Grenada, hotwire it. drive to the to the ratcage after he set the ex- stadium, make a pickup crucial to plosive. I guess I'd forgotten production of the next day's paper, Swamp Monsters under the in- plant a plastique explosive and fluence of alcohol lose all sense of drive back. time. What he really meant was we "But I'm drunk." 1 burped. had 20 seconds. "I don't care. News is news. What exactly happened next is Insider is an Take Peiffer and Swampy with hard to describe. Picture simulta- independent magazine you. We have faith in you." "What if neously hearing a sound like thun- we get caught?" der, only louder, and being hit published weekly during "You won't. You guys are In- dead on by a blitzing Dick Butkus. the academic year. sider ." It was that word. That awe- It was worse. Letters, questions, poetry, inspiring, insomnia inducing word. When the smoke cleared, we fiction and art INSIDER. My fearless assistant and found ourselves in a large, four- submissions, as well as I were struck with goosebumps of walled room decorated with count- journalistic fervor. We were then less posters of pop culture icons: your concerns, should be handed a map by THE NEWS' chief James Dean, Hariey Davidson,JFK. sent to Insider. 210 West strategist. Glen "The Ragin' Penn- Marilyn, Bogey and Bacall, Willie Hall. Bowling Green, OH sylvania^' Lubbert, and were on and the Poor Boys (hell, ever since 43403. We can't send our way. his tax problems, Willie's been a anything back, but we poor boy himself) You get the pic- "Don't wony."Joe said, reattach- ture. We then heard a coughing just might put you in Ing the Ignition wires. "I have Per- sound behind us and, thus, turned print. codan." around. Fri., Jan 21, 1994 Insider Meet Swampy Yuppie appliances

Nairn: Swamp?, the Black Swamp Motutcr. Occupation: Insider Magazine Maacot. are a hip kitchen must Raaldenca: Po« Ditch. by MellndaC. Monhart that it Is more beneficial to spend gourmet in comparison to macar- food op. an extra hundred dollars to ensure oni and cheese or frozen microw- by Julie Michalak H will last a long time. ave dinners. The Presto A quart point guard "They're popular because they'- Pressure Cooker is made from po- The clinking of glasses, smells of re fun to come out and get when lished aluminum and Is priced at freshly squeezed orange Juice, stir $32.00. fried vegetables and the sight of a For those of you who have So. ten us of your origin. Swampy. steaming cappudno are just a few "It's a marketing reached the'Iegal age,' a blender All I know is Insider wanted a mascot, and it would of the sights and smells being might be a wise investment. This have been considered rude to bring back Jiviri Ivan created Inside the kitchens of col- craze. Unless you device is used to make every (Insider'* original mascot - see "DeKatch Me If You lege students. prepare Espresso mixed drink imaginable and is a Can,'' page two), because it was somebody else's idea. These aromas are becoming correctly it's an standard item for any bar. accord And7 quite a trend. The popularity of ing to Amy Andrews, bar manager So DeKatch had some friends over and they came up Juicers, expresso/cappudno awful drink. It's one at Easy Street Cafe, 104 S. Main St. with nothing. So then they had some beer and still noth- machines, woks, pressure cookers of those things that if "Our Strawberry and Raspberry ing. Then they had a lot of beer and, well, here I an and blenders are slowly sneaking Long Islands are very popular," So yoa'ra a moo* ter? Into the kitchens of those living in you don't spend a lot Andrews said. "It's also [used] for Monster is such a harsh word, Julie, as it implies I'm what is sometimes referred to as of time and money, Daiquiri's and Pina Coladas." scary and mean. Yes, Tma monster. But I'mfriendly. A friendly monster! the post-yuppie age. Prices, time If you're interested in taking your Uka Caspar. and convenience are some of the it's more pain than kitchen for a walk on the wild side, Uke who? reasons that persuade people to it's worth." and have a little extra cash laying like Caspar. Caspar the friendly ghost. either purchase or live without around consider investing in some No. Nothing like him at all. these modern day appliances. Kelly Wicks, of this modem machinery. Look at You kind of look like him. If you would like to take a look at Coffee King. it as investment in your education, Easy.' Look at me-- I'm covered with black swamp guk. And I have feet. a few of these items, get out to except that the experiments you Caspar had 1ML FJder-Beerman. at the Woodland conduct in the kitchen will be even No he didn't. Mall In Bowling Green. Look for the better than a high school chemistry Yea ha did. section of the department store you're out on the town because dass. Oh yeah, you can make a big What the belts your point? Besides, I'm not thai friendly. with the home appliances and ac- they're fancy, colorful and mess too! I bat you arc after a law drtnka. cessories. Here shoppers will find different," Wicks said. Well. sure. I guess. Uh, but unlike Casper, I have a purpose. I have convic- the Cuisnart Little Pro Plus Food For those with a flair for the tions. Processor/Juicer for $19.99 and Orient, or health fanatics, a wok rrriA/n III AIM — Ufca what? the Master Turbo and Cappudno may be exadly what you need. « »» KMAMGGaHN.3U.IMI Well, I really dig the local band scene. (with a frothing pitcher) for $89.99. The West Bend 6 1/2 quart Wok And? In comparison to the La Pavoni sells for $49.99. There are two THI FAMILY JUST GOT A Lrmj SnuNOlR. And I really enjoy shopping downtown. Ben Franklins. Natty Threads, you Espresso/Cappudno machine, types of woks: stove top or elect nc »dll know. I enjoy a good cup of coffee. made In Italy, shipped to California Dr. YoungHee Kim, assodate OK. I'm supposed to ask yt>u some of these questions. Who do you and delivered to Kelly Wicks, co- professor of food and nutrition, Uk« In the Superbowl? owner of Grounds For Thought, at said electric woks are convenient r*grW.Ji7n Buffalo. Sal Sw iu2 a cost of $ 11,000, the Master because all you need is an outlet Raafly? Turbo is small potatoes. These and you can take it anywhere. If AN OLIVfA STONE PRODUCTION No. of course not. trendy high-powered coffee alter- the student has good cooking facili- Do yon have a political agenda? -IHOOY natives have become more popu- ties available, a stove top wok & a LUCK CLUB Not yet. lar on the college scene over the would be belter. Tom/a Hanfinf knew, didn't aha? past few years. Others with crammed work and S*.S\»I*>4IS Yes. It was her idea. "It's a marketing craze. Unless school schedules may find a pres- All that snow m the middle of the road - how does It make you Jaal? ALLY SHEEOY you prepare it correctly its an awful sure cooker appeals to their culin- LANCE HENRIKSEN Doesn't bother me. Don't have a car. Tma monster. drink," Wicks said. "It's one of ary side. This device provides even Ff Sjl UaMhtSNM ■rr mm Which Meaeadex boy la the crazy one? those things that if you don't spend the least skilled in the kitchen the man's best'""***'**.."''*** Sam. a lot of time and money, it's more chance to prepare meals that are friend s No. MENF.NDEZ. pain than it's worth." Oh, I dunno. Don't have cable. Espresso/Cappudno machines Saved By The Ball: Hlfh School or College Year*? have been around for hundreds of Definitely College Years. More sex. But I do miss Mr. Belding. years and started with some of the Who la the moat dangerous person In the world? first ones made in Italy, according Brian Young? to Wicks. If a student plans on in- Thank yoa. vesting in one of these. Wicks said Listen. I'm going to Trotter's to gel a drink. You wanna come? Uh. I have to go. Thanks. Kaleidoscope

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WHAT SWAMPY LISTENS TO BABY. WHY DONT WE... ROCK GOSSf FROM TW BUCK SWAMP TONIGHT: Patty's Night Out at "Check out Ihe Stone Free Jimi Easy Street, Love Zombies at Hendix tribute album. Sure, you 11 Howard'sjericho Turnpike at Club have to sit through Spin Doctors 21. SATURDAY: Big Dave and the and Eric Clapton, but it's worth it to Ultrasonics at Easy Street, Love hear some great workings of Hen- Zombies at Howard's, Spiderfoot dnx classics, including Belly's driv- at Club 21. MONDAYJazz night at ing rendition of "Are You Experi- Easy Street. TUESDAY:Open Mike enced?" Body Count's "Heyjoe," at Easy Street. WEDNESDAY: Oro- (Yes, Ice-T actually SINGS this one, boros at Easy Street, Flaming Resin LEFT OF THE DIAL... folks) and Pretenders "Bold as Balls at Tuxedo Junction. THURS- Local hardcore thrashers Char- Love." My personal favorites are DAY: The Affair at Howards. In- lotte's Webb have also done some P.M. Dawn's trippy version of "You troverts 9 at Tuxedojunction. Love recording lately. Their 8-song Got me Floatln"' and M JVC.C.'s Zombies at Easy Street. release, titled "Skeletons of South "Hey Baby (Land of the New Rising Street." will soon be available at Sun)." These guys (M.A.C.C.) are Bullcthead. 500 Lehman St. basically Temple of the Dog reunit- ed, but, hey. what's wrong with "It's still heavy, but I'm doing the some of Seattle's hottest new guys singing now," said guita- paying tribute to the father of that rist/vocalist Charlotte Webb Swen- whole flannel-laced mess? son. "It's different. Most people think it's a guy singing. The Meat Puppets also have a brand new album, titled "Too High "They're not used to a girl sing- to Die." It's about time they got a ing like that." good deal, in my opinion. Rhapso- dize all you want about indie-rock, Charlotte's Webb will be playing but the big time pays the bills and tonight at The Club. 725Jefferson. there's nothing wrong with that. I in Toledo, with Atlantic recording also like the new Oroboros release. artists Clutch. For more info call The Club at 244-5544. Well, not really." Into the Streets Charlotte Webb Swenson and ber band, Charlotte's Webb, will presents perform tonight at The Club In Toledo with Atlantic recording artist Clutch.

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"We're KICKING OFF 1994 by lending a TICKETED EVENTS SAT / JAN 29 / 8 PM / KOBACKER HAli [SI helping hand to the local community!" FS: MARIAN MCPARTLAND MON/JAN 31 /8 PM/KOBACKER HALL IS) GUEST ARTISTS: LUTHER COLLEGE NORDIC CHOIR / WE ST ON NOME, CONDUCTOR

FltEE EVENTS FRI/JAN21 /8PM/ KOBACKER HALL NEW BAND MUSIC READING CLINIC: SYMPHONIC BAND SAT / JAN 22 / 11 AM / KOBACKER HAli WHO: You - the volunteer NEW BAND MUSIC READING CLINIC: CONCERT BAND SAT / JAN 22 / 8 PM / BRYAN RECITAL HALL WHAT: Important Community Service CREATIVE ARTS PROGRAM: HOLLY ROADFELDT, PIANO SUN / JAN 23 / 8 PM / KOBACKER HALL WHEN: 9:30 a.m. FAS: PAUL MAKARA, VIOLIN / JEROME ROSE, PIANO TUES / JAN 25 / 7 PM / BRYAN RECITAL HALL WHERE: Kohl Hall (Old Cafeteria) STUDENT COMPOSERS' FORUM WED / JAN 26 / 8 PM / BRYAN RECITAL HALL WHY: Meet new people and gain FAS: VINCENT CORRIGAN, HARPSICHORD FRI / JAN 28/ 8 PM / BRYAN REOTAL HALL valuable community service experience GUEST ARTIST: JEFF HEUMER, JAZZ PIANIST SUN / JAN 30 / 2 PM / BRYAN REOTAL HALL FAS: ROGER B. SCHUPP, PERCUSSION FAS: FACULTY ARTIST SERIES JJIjnCMTSREQUIRED - CONTACT THt MMAC BOX OFFICE AT 372-8171 * Lunch and transportation provided! MOORE MUSICAL ARTS CENTER Frl., Jan 21, 1994 Insider No light at the end of tunnel

by Dorian Halkovlch It's unavoidable. Everyone Is in a she's still standing hurry, everyone has something to do and noone wants to wait, espe- cially when all they want is to pick People. They're everywhere. up a check. Still, it boils down to Lines twist all around the limited waiting, and waiting and waiting waiting area, merging to form what some more. almost looks like a mail mob scene But why? It seems so simple to during Christmas. Although the pay a bill or sign your name. What grumbling and confusion seem the used to take maybe 15-25 same, it definitely is no holiday. minutes, tops, is taking anywhere Welcome to the familiar and in- from 25-over an hour to complete. evitable Bursar office experience. Forget spending the half an hour Huffs of pure frustration fill the between classes running errands. air as students impatiently await This errand will eat up more time their turns at the problem-solving than that. window. Yet the Dne never seems "TheyJust need to get their act to move. And wait, how'd he get in together, "junior Melody Barrett line? He wasn't there before was complained. Here's what's to he!? Hey. wait your turn bozo! blame for this all-around inconven- Who hasn't thought these thoughts ience. First and foremost, the while waiting in line? brand new computer system sim- Or how about these. C'mon. ply means every employee has to how long does it take to sign a LEARN the soil ware of this pro- damn check? Gimme H. ITJ sign H gram. While the old program ad- forya! mittedly worked Just fine, this software is supposed to help out and make things more efficient (in the long run). How long It will take /niidef/€lizob»th Snider to assimilate everything into this Students spend another day in line at the dreaded office of the bursar. program and teach everyone to use it remains unknown. Mean- ICENTER FOR CHOICE II lose everything!" senior communi- This influx of claims, in addition office is a "very centralized ac- ConlidentialHaalth Care For Women while, the folks at the Bursar office cations major. Ellsha Lee ex- to the new computer system re- counts redevable system for the are doing their best to accomodate claimed. sulted in an all-around slow down billing and collecting of university • Student fee students' needs. "I went there every day last in processing student requests. funds." explained Martini. In addi- • Abortion through "We hope the Integrated system week. Tuesday I was there from Hence the horrendous lines, long tion to undergraduate billing the 20 weeks improves as it matures." explained about ten in the morning until four faces, and general discontent. Bursar also handles Perkins nurs- • Morning after Jim Martini of the Bursar office. in the afternoon." she added. "Most people don't look at it this ing homes and graduate accounts. treatment "We had a good system going and "Things that I felt could have been way but we try to help." Martini "I never really had a problem. • Caring friend or now we have to get used to a new done in 10 15 minutes took explained. "I would like to ask the The lines are long and there's a lot relative allowed system." hours." students to be both patient and of people, but there's a lot of things for personal Common student complaints re- This brings us to scapegoat persistent." to be fixed." sophomore Eric Ze- support garding this system range from lost number two. This year in particular So keep trying to get through. man stated. loan information, misguided mail, the Bursar office "took on more Even if the phone fines seem to be Martini suggests arriving at the 16 N.Huron over-billing, to the general wait In work than we can handle." accord- busy no matter when you call or Bursar office early in the morning Toledo. OH 43604 line. ing to Martini. 1-800-589-6005 what you do. According to Martini, as one way to avoid the lines. Of "They're not organized and they Instead of the normal amount of the phone calls to the Bursar office course, if everyone comes in at 8 financial aid claims, the Bursar "have mushroomed" and as a re- a.m. then the lines will still be long. faced an increase of 3,000 more sult, they have temporarily added Another way of saving time is by than normal. another phone line. Now four processing financial claims early. "In 1992. the claims came in at phone lines are available. They Martin said one of the biggest prob- about 12,000. In 1993. we han- also have added a fax line and a lem lies in late processing due to dled around 15,000." Martini credit card line to speed up the en- incomplete Information or late fil- stated. tire process. After all. the Bursar's ing. Forms are available in the fi- nancial aid office. "Because of the economy, stu- dents and parents are having a Paddy's harder time meeting BGSU ex- Night Out Prairie Margins penses.'" Martini added. Wear your green colors BGSU's Undergraduate Fine Arts Magazine and get uady to parry to needs creative, enthusiastic, and hard-working FRIED CHICKEN some of your favorite Irish lunes. individuals to assist in producing this •Green Deer Friday Night! semester's issue. BARBECUE RIBS GOURMET DESSERTS If you are interested in Art, Poetry, Writing, or BIG DAVE and the Magazine Production, come to our first Spring Semester meeting:

ULTRASONICS 8:00 pm, Tuesday, January 25 Rm. 104 B.A. Building HIGH ENERGY JUMP BLUES Saturday January 22nd 104 S. MAIN 353-0988 If you arc unable to attend, please contact Jeff Sovich at 353-3428 Insider Frl., Jan 21, 1994 The daughters and the sous Is our generation really that hip, frustrated, cool and unique? by Scott DeKatch ' 'God. what a mess On the ladder of success "The whole idea of the stress and depression [as- You lake one step and miss ihe whole first rung." sociated with Generation X) comes from Ihe prom- — The Replacements, "Bastards of Young." ised American dream and a sense of a spiritual void. When I was a senior in high school, my buddy and What do we believe in. what can we believe in and is I had hall passes issued lo us for every class period there a sense of believing in anything?" all year (no kidding). I still wait until the absolute last So, we're just a revamping of Ihe "Lost Genera- minute to do anything resembling actual work, if I do tion?" I asked. it at all. Hell, I even slack off when it comes to putting "The major difference between Generalion X and this Insidenag together. other generations is that (he economic prospects are So explain this "Generation X" thing to me. * " * bleaker," he said. "There's a sense of feeling ex- The concept of a generation isolated, frustrated cluded, thai things aren'l going to gel any belter. and disillusioned is not a new one. Hemingway and "There's an irony of two forces happening. On one his expatriate cronies fled to Paris when they became side, there's the facl thai these people are educated, fed up with life in 1920s America. He chronicled the so there's an incresed inlelleclual climate However, isolation, depravity and abandon of the so-called there's nol much of a job markel for Ihem lo go into." "Lost Generalion" in his classic novel, The Sun Also Still confused, I ran inlo Damon Ullrich, ajunior Rises .J.D. Salinger's The Catcher In The Rye followed philosophy major a! Ihe University. He definitely has in the 1950. with Ihemes of isolation and a genera- his convictions about our generalion. tion gap. Then Jack Kerouac adapted elements of both works into his monumental epic, On The Road "It's like history repealing itself, but gelling more and the 'Beat' generation was chic. intense," Ullrich said. "We have so much more to So when Douglas Coupland's Generalion X cope with. How many people do we know who are created such a ruckus In the late 1980s, I ignored it as either on some anti-depressanl drug or going lo Iher merely another author taking up 200 pages in order apy or both? to make himself (and his readers) feel special. I re- Ullrich believes supressed creativity and stress are membered an interview with Hemingway where he responsible for this. derided the critics who saw The Sun Also Rises as a "There are a lol of creative people," he said. "Peo- call-lo-arms for a new generation. His original intent ple see the world for what it is and it drives people was to counter Gertrude Stein's statement thai the crazy." Expatriates were a "lost generation," lo show how EDis cries movies such as Blue Velvet and River's generations come and go and all that remains is Ihe Edge and Ihe sudden popularity of bands like Nir- eanh, he said. And maybe if people look Heming- vana as evidence of the X generation's uniqueness. Performers like R.E.M. (top) and Paul Weslerberg (below), tbe way's work for what it was, this whole generalion- "It's a continuation of that punk aesthetic. There's onetime frontman for Minneapolis rockers Tbe Replacements, whatever thing would never have happened. a sense of nihilism, no sense of values." captured tbe Isolation, frustration, anger and hearts of the So I was a bit confused regarding Ihe whole thing. I "It's very much a middle class phenomenon. It's X-Generallon. contacted my friend Iain Ellis, a Ph.D in American like a neo-beatnik thing. Both this generalion and the Culture Studies whose dissertation focused on Punk beats were largely white, middle class and had the Culture. luxury to take it easy and slack off." "[Generalion X] is a contemporary manifestation Well. I'm still confused, but isn't that supposed to of Ihe punk ethic. The punk band Generation X is be representative of this whole thing? where Ihe name comes from." Ellis told me. REPLACE

"Singles" gave X-ers a "Big Chill" to call their own. Keep ^U5T/A/'€ Frl., Jan 21, 1994 Insider No Laughing Matter:

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£*-,irf*i$jg i m MfiiflE ■■■tftifa.'ji ■■■■■t i n 81 t% f is?* I tf*H A * r ^^ There Is absolutely nothing funny about * l the Laughing Hyenas. The eight year-old Larissa1; Strickland (left) and the Laughing Hyenas came, saw and conquered at Club 21 last week. act from Detroit distorted, screamed, thra- shed and funked their way into the hearts of the local bar scene last Thursday when they plied their wears at the ever hospita- ble dub 21. f^otK AMD RoUj !*t>t)Y- OT The show itself didn't get underway until When the band broke Into their first song feedback, distortion, and rhythm. She As she glared up at me, Larissa made it almost 1:00 a.m. as the whims of the Ohio John immediately underwent an Intense shoved her anger and frustration at the au- dear the band is not going to hide what snow god decided to grace us with several transformation. Somehow he became Jim dience while they continued to mosh along they think of the sorry state of affairs. inches and the band was taking it's time Morrison on a lot of really good ampheta- to her raging chords. "We want to communicate the other side getting down from their Michigan resi- mines. He stomped around the stage Sweat began to pour down my neck. My of America. We want to tell people 'Hey dences. This left me with plenty of time to screaming and romancing his way into the pace quickened as I hurried to scribble fuck you. my daddy left me, the company page through the weighty press packet ac- heart of the crowd. The Hyenas frontman down notes on the performace. Mean- left town and the rent is due." companying the Hyenas into town. Accord- piloted the band like Exxon's Captain Joe while. 1 was being tossed in and out of a The rhythm section of the band seemed ing to the packet, the Hyenas are now John Hazelwood, only John knew the ship was haphazard mosh pit formed by the packed to provide a calming element to the other Brannon, vocals, Larissa Strickland, guitar, doomed and he didn't give a damn. His crowd in response to the enthusiasm given members. As John and Larissa swayed Ron Sakowski, bass and Todd S walla. voice flew out at the audience and felt like a by the band. around the stage in a fierce near death ex drums. Ron and Todd replaced Kevin steel rake being drug across my eardrums. Not one person around me was laugh- plotion of energy, Ron provided a steady Strickland and Jim Kim ball two years ago Later. I asked him what his secret was to ing. They weren't even chuckling. blues bass line while Todd extracted beats when Kevin and Jim went on to form Mule. his neverending vocal cords. As the show's end drew near, the termi- from his drum set like he was a surgeon nally shy/nervous John and 1 decided to removing a sick portion of your brain. "n»e want to aommuniaatB ths othar move our meeting to next door at the ever- After the performance, 1 found John out- hip MadHatter Music Co. side in the sub 20 weather, soliciting pas "When we came into the band we added sersby for a possible joint. He looked al- a real blues edge as opposed to the jazz most sedale as he transformed back from thing that the other two gave to the band. ilda of ffmorlofl. intense rock singer tojohn, guy who hap- We wish those guys the best of luck. In pened to be in a band. Out of the smokey fact, we want more to do with them," Ron m haze and noise of the dub and Into the di- said. $BB Bnt to tall PBOph hay yon, mly lit playland of MadHatter John began to muse about why the band still continues m to tour. y daddy loft ma, tha oompany la ft to^n and tha rant ti dn.a" "We're living like dogs. And we're too deep into [the music scene] to even get real jobs. The other day Larissa went to go get a bagging job at Krogers and they The Hyenas follow a long legacy of "I smoke. I drink and I use Lysterine. Be- After the show Larissa told me she didn't turned her down when they found out she bands from Detroit. Before there was any fore [getting signed to Touch and Go re- want to hide anything from the audience. was in a traveling band. I mean we can't "Seattle Sound" the Motor Gty was the cords], I used to go on tour with a 40 of "We want to give people our raw unadul- even bag groceries for Christ's sake." capital of tough raw-edged rock and roll. Lysterine,"John dead panned terated emotions. The lyrics reflect things Detroit's alumnus lundude Bob Seger. Meanwhile, on the other side of the like unreturned love, sadness and loneli- Joe Peiffer is managing editor of Insider Alice Cooper, MC5. and now dub favorite stage. Larissa dragged on her dangling ness. We hope to expose these emotions and a very close friend of Swampy, the friend- Mule and Columbia artist Big Chief. cigarette and pounded out a mishmash of to the audience and build a repoir with them.' ly Black Swamp monster.

Want to win some cool, happening muslc?Just flip back to page two and list each work Insider 1. editor Scott DeKatch steals from in today's col- 2. CONTEST!!! umn. Send this, along with your name, year and 3. the name of your favorite cartoon character to: In- 4. sider Contest. 210 West Hall. Winners wiH be an- 5. nounced next week. Remember, you must name each work (there are five). llmlder Fri., Jan 21, 1994 'Louie, Louie7 unmasked by David Coehrs While I was in the guest bath- home," she kept saying, but by Three night and days I sail the the high-fives were slapping our left field room unknotting my pants 1 heard that time even Carl, who was sip- sea. Think of girl constantly, On the heads instead. the primitive strains to "Louie ping a beer and dabbing club soda ship I knew she there, I smell the "Let's do that Louie Louie scene roses in her hair. Louie I■'ime, Oh no, baby. Me gotta Louie" by The Kingsmen begin to on his stained overcoat, was acting (mm Animal House I" someone go... The first time 1 really under- boom through Mike's stereo kind of interested. "I want to hear the dirty part," suggested. Of course, eveyone stood the lyrics to "Louie Louie" I speakers. I paused to listen, and Mike turned down the stereo Carl Joked. thought that was a great idea, even was at a party looking for my suddenly I could understand the and handed me a fresh beer I swear I thought Sheila's brains Carl, who was with us in spirit even pants. lyrics. (which really ticked off Sheila), were going to blow out the back of though he decided it was safer to It sounds worse than it was. 1 It was an incredible, life-altering and smart-aleck Robbie Desko, her head. keep quiet and dab his coat. was attending Mike Spindetti's moment I still cherish. No one who once dunked my head in a "I won't listen to filth, mister.'' So all the guys tapped the keg bachelor party and had noticed a knows all the words to "Louie high school toilet when 1 wouldn't she hissed at me, then stomped one more time, then lined up In breeze for maybe an hour, and Louie," not even Sheila, who, in a give up my lunch money. As I into the kitchen and started slam- front of the stereo. Mike cranked when I realized I wasn't wearing weak moment, once claimed that popped the tab on my freshly ac- ming cabinet doors. Robbie Desko up the volume to what Sheila kept my pants 1 made a few polite in- as a teenager she was "bitchln." quired beer, Robbie started to began to laugh but Mike threatened shouting was an unreasonable quiries. Eventually. I found Mike Me fine little girl, she wails for chant "Louie, Louie, Louie" under him with a wedgie so he stopped. level for past one in the morning, and about thirty other guys using me, Me sail the ship across the sea, his breath. "There aren't any dirty parts, and we all started what faintly my bafled-up pants as a hockey Me sail the ship by my all alone. Me Carl." I faintly remember saying, resembled singing of the best song puck in the driveway. never think how I make it home. "Is that really necessary?" Sheila then launched into the rest. in the world: Louie Louie. Just then Mike's parents-Carl "Hey!" I shouted, fairly leaping asked Robbie irritably, but then But somehow my brain had and Sheila-came home and won- from the bathroom, dragging my Mike and some of the others joined Me see Jamaica, the moon above. temporarily ejected the words l had dered why the party was still hap- wrinkled pants by one leg. "I know in. Soon everybody was chanting It won't be long me see me love, Take just discovered. And since every- - pening. since-For heaven's sake. all the words to Louie Louie !" "Louie, Louie, Louie." even Carl, her in my arms again, I'll tell her I'll one was foDowing my lead-even Michael!-it was past one in the Naturally, everyone wanted to until Sheila shot him a look that never leave again. Carl, who had stopped pretending morning. Then Sheila saw me hear them except Sheila, who in- could have killed. he wasn't paying attention-we standing in the driveway wearing a sisted we call her that instead of You can imagine how cool this kept singing something like Louie shirt and a beer grin and not much "Mrs. Spindetti " because she I had pulled on my pants com- seemed to a bunch of guys who, Louie. Ho ho. Meatballs glow... over else, and Just as she opened her wanted to treat us like Mature Re- pletely because this was my mo- two hours earlier, had held a and over until Sheila finally chased mouth to scream one of the guys sponsible Adults, even after the ment of glory. Sheila stood among contest to see who could stuff the us out with a broom. scored a goal with my pants and time she caught some of us the guys, absolutely livid, her arms I'm going to learn La Bamba simultaneously dumped the beer scavenging through Mike's older folded, her fingers impatiently tap- most Grape-Nuts up his nose. next. he was holding onto Carl's expen- sister's orassiere drawer when we ping her elbows. I fumbled with Everyone was whooping and hol- Dave Coehrs is a really cool, bald- sive overcoat. I'm not allowed over thought the coast was clear. my zipper, tugged it up. then faced lering and high-fiving each other, ing guy and columnist for Insider . there anymore. "1 want that Coehrs boy to go my audience and began. although, at that point, coordina- No matter what anyone else may tion skills were at a minimum and say. - Swampy'i top ftve albmni for Generation X 1. "Tim," The KepUcementi nearly broke up during the re- off. but WHO to piss off. The - The Replacements, high cording of this album, and some furor that erupted over "Cop school dropouts from Minnea- die-hard indie-rock fans wish Killer" just goes to show some polis, captured emotions of iso- they would have. things never change. lation and spite with this drun- 3. "Nevermind." Nirvana - 5. "I'm Your Fan: The Songs ken, high-energy, heart- Sure, it's trendy to prefer of Leonard Cohen," Various wrenching album, produced by Bleach , but on this album. Nir- Artists - This album is unique in the former Tommy Ramone. vana took everything you that it takes an obscure, cutting- 2. "Fables of the Reconstrac- thought was dark about John edge 1970s songwriter, pairs his tion." R.E.M. When David Lee Lennon's past, twisted it around, songs with performers like Roth and Van Halen were sing- pissed on it and packaged it. R.E.M.. Lloyd Cole andjohn ing about "Drop Dead Legs." Mi- Kurt Cobain once said every Cale (of the Velvet Underground chael Stipe and R.E.M. were child of a dysfunctional family Cales) and the results are fright- turning inward, singing songs bought a copy. He was right. ening because you realize much about tragedy and Southern ec 4. Body Count (original of the angst associated with centrics ("Life and How to Live pressing) - Because Ice-T not Generation X has been sitting It." "Wendell Gee"). The band only knows how to piss people around stagnating for so long.

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