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APRIL'S FOOLS ' A LOOK AT WHAT IS REAL f ( i ON IN. TOWN NEWS VIEWS . REVIEWS PREVIEWS CALENDARS MORMON UPDATE SONIC YOUTH -"'DEOS CARTOONS A LOOK AT MARCH frlday, april5 $7 NOMEANSNO, vlcnms FAMILYI POWERSLAVI saturday, april 6 $5 an 1 1 piece ska bcnd from cdlfomb SPECKS witb SWlM HERSCHEL SWIM & sunday,aprll7 $5 from washln on d.c. m JAWBO%, THE STENCH wednesday, aprl10 KRWTOR, BLITZPEER, MMGOTH tMets $10raunch, hemmetal shoD I SUNDAY. APRIL 7 I INgTtD, REALITY, S- saturday. aprll $5 -1 - from bs aqdes, califomla HARUM SCAIUM, MAG&EADS,;~ monday. aprlll5 free 4-8. MAtERldl ISSUE, IDAHO SYNDROME wedn apri 17 $5 DO^ MEAN MAYBE, SPOT fiday. am 19 $4 STILL UFEI ALCOHOL DEATH saturday, april20 $4 SHADOWPLAY gooah TBA mday, 26 Ih. rlrdwuhr tour from a land N~AWDEATH, ~O~LESH;NOCTURNUS tickets $10 heavy metal shop, raunch MATERIAL ISSUE I -PRIL 15 I comina in mayP8 TFL, TREE PEOPLE, SLaM SUZANNE, ALL, UFT INSANE WARLOCK PINCHERS, MORE MONDAY, APRIL 29 I DEAR DICKHEADS k My fellow Americans, though:~eopledo jump around and just as innowtiwe, do your thing let and CLIJG ~~t of a to NW slam like they're at a punk show. otherf do theirs, you sounded almost as ENTEIWAINMENT man for hispoeitivereviewof SWIM Unfortunately in Utah, people seem kd as L.L. "Cwl Guy" Smith. If you. GUIIBE ANIB HERSCHELSWIMsdebutecassette. to think that if the music is fast, you are that serious, I imagine we will see I'mnotamemberofthebancljustan have to slam, but we're doing our you and your clan at The Specks on IMVIEW avid ska fan, and it's nice to know best to teach the kids to skank cor- Sahcr+nightgiwingskrmkin'Jessom. that someone at SLUG is open- &Y. minded enoueh" to consider ska a One more thing. 1 don't think De -1 -1 that a bydhas to have hair down to legitimate music type for yourmaga- Editor /Publisher zine. 1don't think that there'samore their asses, wearing all-black in that underground scene in Utah, unless '3ortured artist" look, and doing a J.R. Ruppel you want to get into things unnatu- pathetic cover of 'Too hunk To Sales & Production ral. Fuck" to be a good party band. Do Ska has always had a following You? Natalie Kaminski in Utah, and still does. If you need "Let that be a lesson to you." proof, consider ' how fast BAD SKA BOB AND OUR THANX T000000: MANNERS and SPECIAL BEAT ps. My apologies for my rather JonBray, Jon Shnmui, BrdCo1l1~. sold-out when they played at the lengthy pontiftcation. wwdy Goawls,Bmd Bu&er, Rick Ruppd, Dm Kmugh, Zephyr in November. And when p.p.s. I didn't know that GENERAL Matt Taylor, Matl Mm.oa. Scott DONKEY SHOW played at Center PUBLIC WSP a ska band. I guess that Bdqud, Kevin Kldt aur*s Johnmn, Stage in December of '89, I don't means that FINE YOUNG CANNI- Bw Wud. Tarry Schnlrta. L.n Bdn@ud think I had ever seen so many suits BALS and COLOURFIELD are ska Copperfield hbll.hin&Hoffine Pdn* and pork-pies at a Utah show, even bands too, huh? and mot of dl to the people who ulvcp during the 004 era (yes, I was around tile Uld 8UppOd Our eff0Lthnx @dll when 004 was doin' the ska almost Ed Ndrc: Ya know, Ska Bob, maybe you The opinions and views every weekend at the Old Women's ought to spend a little less mcrgy being ' expressed in this rag are Gym in Provo). Why is it that Provo xlf tighw~about Ymbrand of ever that means) is not dying. As),.; "underground music." Sha music is ';'" those of the writers and are has always had a better ska scene 1 than Salt Lake. &Ut. u-dupnkmkmd b.'COtlhJed "sit not necessarily those of the . people who put this shit And as far as ska being out-of- date, wd, anytime some boneheads together. throws that one at you, it's a good sign that ska is making another gle O A11 Material 1991 rious return. That's what they saidin SLUG is printed by tbe Mtb of the late 60's when the skinheads each month and ts free to Ule (that's skinheads, not Nazi bone- public. The^w&~ material Is heads, there is a difference) picked it provided by YOU. Your opinions up and revived it in England. !5ka are vital!! Flea& feel free to send started in Jamaica around 1959, in what you have-Letters, Articles, case you didn't know that, and I'm Art work, Reviews, Poetry, Pho- willing to warn that L.L. Smith in tos, Concert and Event Informa- Park City didn't. ?hey also said that tion tous by the2Othofeach month to..... ska was dead in the late 7Ws, just before the 2-Tone bands exploded onto the British music scene, and 3ickheads @ have since left a legacy of great musicians in modern bands. P.O. Box 1061 It happened agaln a couple of yeais ago wh& everjmnb was my- Salt Lake City, ing, "ska is dead, it's over, and it's out-of-date." Well, Smith, I could Utah 84110-1 061 give you a list a mile long of ska bands that have released albums in ADVERTISING INFORMATION the past two years. And this year there are even more corning out I'll tell you what, why don't youstay up 1484-9266 late some Monday night, or get up 1 early Tuesday morning, and tune your radio to that terribly-behind- thetimes-because-they-don't-play- the Cure station, KRCL, 91 FM,from 330&0(krm (I feel a shameless plug comingon) andlisten toashowcalled "One Step Beyond" All we play is SLUG R6ck Steady,Ska, and Blue Beat. You might besurprised.Andwhoknows, I'lI1~SONAIS AN11 you may even learn something. There is a scene here. You'll have CIASSIFIIID ADS to look for it, it's not for the trendy UP TO 20 WORDS masses. lt'salittlemoreundergro~d FOR ONLY $2.00 than that. NOTHING SEXIST OR RACIST (under round? .....SLUG? .....Salt SEND TO P.O. BOX Lake dat?.... hmmm ... ) SEE PME 14 You were right about one thing - DEAR DICKHEADS CONTINUED wen appraate the new concert since long as their are altmrath-mwbb Ever a concert was held in Friendly Utah Dickheads, order, but I thought going to alter- ers in this town, UIcn will alwiiys k Provo High, the Provo scene is I have not come to praiselnosh- native shows was partly to release someplacl to go. Alknratioc music has worsening day by day. Every I<JQ ing but to bury it. And if the behav- energy. I guess the good old days become so +ily aw*Wat all ocnucs lovingsportoand their buddiesape ior of the United Concerts are gone forever, now its up to the it won't die. s% me's hthor decay to any concert they can get a flyer stormtroopers is any indication, Pompadour to defend the faith. I had nothing to do with Spcedwcly cb for. anyone moving slightly more ag- can't wait till KREATOR! ing down that was dueto a shitty real The bands around here, yeah a gressively than the wholesome (yet Ron Weales. estatedeal that PadandZaygot thew lot of them suck eg. STRETCH -*D pawing be end of. The Word building ms closcd by ARM!jTRONG, SO BE IT, etc But dealt with at least as harshly as a Ed. Note: Hey Ron, maybe you and a useless building owner tuho dL't there are a few that keep me proud trip through the pit would dish out. Mary Anne shorcfd get togek so she keep that place up. Chmmlrch fkll oic- of being from around here; Jonesin', While physically emulating the can smash ymtrface, that ought to get tims to this same thing bemuse of the Gladbirds (formerly Slinky Fink), grooves bizarre of Primus during outsomrnu*gy. problems with the building. Ab fir as Plaid Daddies, Liquid Forest. their show with' Living Colour, I The Pompadwris~lunud,theywon't The Provo scene (what there is) was hdand harraged by the getaliqumlicensebccause thenifty new is going downhill faster find faster. gdas (I apologize to primate Dear Dickheads, Ut4 Liquor Luws don't allow those New bands are forming, new con- everywherefor such a comparison) Hey, Dr Stern, I know who you type of licences. The place should stay cert halls are opening-'he Keck. for perhaps moving my body in are! I saw the little sceneat the mall open'ifpmple go there to s~cshows and (what is that, a rundown bar BYU such a way not in sync with their and I wasn't imuressed, that was all not drm$ Drinking in the prking lot students and thelr rebel jocks?) It's anal retentive standards. done with ligh&, mirrorsand pay& and on the premises could, houmtr, k known as "Provo's Newest all-age Even though don't agree with off witnecses.Youcan'tfoolme...yo u I are the downfall of the pk. Club," but it is located in Orem. ending SRO (?) in the Salt Palace I a fake. Now the BW types have a place to can understand why they did it. But Ha Ddr Dickheads, get out all of their aggressfons from in the Fairground Coliseum a little Thisletter is to inf ma11of those school, being idiots, and can come to counter-dockwise movement isn't jock-losers who think they're some the Keck to appear cool to granola going to MU any body.