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When the go• ing gets weird, the weird turn pro. s -Hunter S. Thompson

VOL. 71 NO. 29

By JENNIFER T. (COLLAR News Editor By JENNIFER T. KOLLAR News Editor

Youngstown State Police Another report of indecent ex• Department Chief Jack Gocala posure was filed with YSU Cam• said that his department and the pus Police Tuesday. It is- the Youngstown Police Department sixth report of an indecent ex• are actively investigating the posure on or near campus within kidnapping and stabbing of a the last month. YSU Sergeant YSU student Tuesday afternoon. Ralph Goldich said that descrip• According to Youngstown tions of the subject suggest it Police detective Dave may be the same man suspected McKnight, who is investigating in previous incidents. the case, Tammy Swearinger, According to YSU police 30, a part-time YSU student told reports, Officer Frank McGuire him that around 1:30 p.m. a was sent to the office of Dr. man approximately 6 feet tall, George Sutton, dean of wearing a black ski-mask came engineering, to speak with a vic• up to her from behind and put CHARLIE DEITCHTTHS JAM BAR tim of the most recent exposure. a knife to her throat while she —_ Dave Wentz, freshman, history .tackled this snowman behind Kiicawley According to the reports, the was leaving the parking- lot of House. The snowman was made from a heavy snowfaltthat blanketed the campus last Thurs• victim told McGuire that she McDonalds on Fifth Ave. She day evening. > ••• --*.•-•; ->•'->--• - - See Exposed, page 6 told detective McKnight that the man put a knife to her throat and marched her up to the Wick Park area. The woman said that when the man pulled the knife away from her throat, she tried By JEFF JOHNSTON By the University building the M-24 lot, they He added that money is budgeted yearly Staff Reporter . to break away and was stabbed are addressing that problem," Scarnecchia to maintain and service all the lots. in the stomach. She said she then said. So what is the ticket policy for YSU? walked back to McDonalds Is there a parking problem at YSU? The Scarnecchia was quick to point out that "Tickets are given out for violations on the where her car was parked and University has six thousand total parking YSU has added parking for almost all of his ticket itself," Scarnecchia said. spaces available to the students. The new six years with the service. drove herself to St. Elizabeth's He added that not having a permit is the M-24 lot on Fifth Avenue across from the Hospital. "We don't take parking away; we add to most common offense committed. stadium has 540 spaces available and there it. That's the University's attitude toward As of Thursday afternoon, the The appeals process begins with a writ• woman was reported to be in are numerous meter spaces available around parking," Scarnecchia said. ten appeal. The appeal reviewer then makes satisfactory condition at St. campus. When asked if there were plans for a recommendation. The next step is a one- Elizabeth's. So is there a parking shortage? According more expansion, Scarnecchia mentioned to Joe Scarnecchia, Associate Director of that there may be more around the M-24 lot. on-one meeting with the second level ap• McKnight has asked anybody Administrative Services,there is not.Scarnec• He stressed that the University is trying to peals officer. The final decision is made dur• who saw a short blonde-haired chia pointed out that there are two permits expand and make as much parking available ing the second step. The two violations that woman in the Wick Area Tues• given out for every space. as soon as possible. He pointed out that the day afternoon to please contact "We sell to anyone who wants one. There parking decks are more expensive to main• are not appealable are parking in a handi• the Youngstown Police Depart• are different shifts for classes, so there should tain than the surface lots. capped spot or saying that your permit is not ment or the YSU Police. not be a problem," Scarnecchia said. "The M-2 deck on Lincoln Avenue is the present in you car. If a parking problem per• Chief Gocala also said anyone When asked if he thought there was a pro• oldest. It was given a 10-year life expectan• sists, there could be a revoking of parking who sees a suspicious-looking blem with the amount of spaces, Scarnec• cy, with a possibility of 15, two years ago. privileges or your vehicle can be towed. person on campus should con• chia said there was not. "Convenience is You will have to replace those spaces after First- time offenders are given consideration tact Campus Police. the issue. We rarely, if ever, fill every space. that," Scarnecchia said. - in the appeals process.

By JENNIFER T. KOLLAR and CHARLIE aspects. paigns and community groups to help ex• the "Gateway" project. It includes the DEITCH He explained how Tom Vale, ploit a more positive side of Cleveland's construction of a combined basketball News Editor and Staff Reporter Cleveland's mayor in 1978, decided to image. and baseball complex to be built replace negative publicity about Their major project at the moment is downtown. . The executive director of the New Cleveland with positive publicity. ~ "A major community program can on• Cleveland Campaign, George N. Miller, Miller said that once Vale, a former ly be as effective as the community it spoke Wednesday night as part of YSU's Cleveland mayor,was touring a steel mill serves," he said. Miller explained how Williamson Symposium on how when his hair caught on fire and a both the private and public sectors of his committee positively changed photographer~snapped a picture which Cleveland had to get involved. He said Cleveland's image. was printed nationwide. Miller explain• Cleveland needed a diversified economic Miller began by talking about how ed how this lowered Cleveland's image. base in order to accomplish its goals. Cleveland was the joke of the nation and Stories were written in national papers He explained how the media played a how his committee used a positive about a Cleveland river catching on fire. big part in turning Cleveland's image marketing strategy to change people's All of this further lowered Cleveland's around. The New York Times, US Air perception of the city. image. He said that this kind of bad r Travel Magazine, a nd Fortune each "In 1978, Cleveland was portrayed as publicity made the task of turning featured articles about the resurrection the decaying rustbelt city," he said. Cleveland's image around even harder. He said that in 1978, community Mfller's said his marketing strategy is of Cleveland. Miller talked about how the largest spread of a city ever done was leaders decided to take action to raise called "Name of the Game Is Perfection," George N. Mi Hen awareness o£ the city's more positive He organized various advertising cam• done on Cleveland in Fortune magazine. THEJAWJBAR FEBRUARY 21,1992

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Copyright 1992 McDonald's Corporation , By PAUL CURL to walk up steps," said Czinka. According to Czinka, the Assistant News Editor "I think one of the ways Stu• work of Student Government dent Government could help is hasn't changed since last year. It to have an open talk on how dif• still runs a number of programs The needs o£ the handicapped ficult it is to be handicapped," and presents many speakers. are one of his major concerns he said. "We also have been trying to said George Czinka, junior, Stu• Czinka said that in his opi• help the outside community/' ne dent Government representative nion, a discussion would enable said. He mentioned donating to for the College of Applied people to understand the pro• Toys for Tots, the Mahoning Science and Technology blems that the handicapped face County Food Bank and the (CAST). on campus. For instance, getting. Blood Mobile. Czinka has been a member of into buildings and going through Czinka said that the com• Student Government just as long the lines at the Bookstore and at munity has given things back to as he has been a member of the registration are difficult for the the University, including the Campus Escort Service, two handicapped. area response to the YSU foot• years. According to Czinka, he ball team winning the national "The awareness of handicap• became interested in helping the championship by putting up ped students on campus should handicapped when he was a billboards, having a parade and be improved," said Czinka. resident assistant at Mt. Aloysius making up credit cards com• He voiced his disgust with Junior College; in Cresson, Pa., memorating the victory. some people whom he had which had a program to teach "I see the problem that faces witnessed boarding the elevator sign language. Student Government in the 'George Czinka in the Engineering and Science "I think that's what this future is that after these in• Building, without any thought University lacks," he said about dividuals (current members of Czinka will be available on cerning YSU or Student Govern• for the handicapped person who implementing a sign language the body) graduate,will there be Tuesdays between 2-3 p.m. if ment, but he said he is always was also waiting, course within the foreign people to take their place," he willing to talk to students even "I can't see lazy people afraid language department. said. any student has questions con• if he is not in the offices. ;or program targets gifted and talented East High freshmen

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Angry "Car Cultist" explains why cerned about crime Dear Editor, do I want to park at the closest parking area to • I am one of those people in Jim Klingensmith's my classes, and get there no earlier than I have Modern society has witnessed such an abundance of violence commentary in the February issue of The Jam- to so I don't reduce my sleeping time any more that is has become accepted as a part of everyday life. Perhaps bar, one of those "Car Cultists," but not by than I.absolutely have to? What do you think? because of this, violence is something that people have a choice. You see, I work from 11 p.m. to 7 a.m.,- Any lights coming on yet? tendency to ignore. They have become so desensitized that and my first class is at 1 p.m. I have it easy this a homicide on the southside of Youngstown is "just another quarter. Last quarter my first class began at No. Well, I'll spell it out for you. If I jump murder." noon. Ill help you with the math: I get four hours straight into bed — after I get my daughter on Clearly, our environment is only going to get wprse unless of sleep every day. I said I had it easy this the school bus at 8:15 a.m. and get up at 12:15 people begin to show their concern about the violence that quarter; last quarter, I only got three hours of, p.m. — lean get dressed, get to YSU, wait in is occurring in our communities. But before we can show con• sleep a day. You see, I go to YSJJ full-time, and the.Lincoln deck for a space to open up and make cern, our society needs an attitude adjustment. that's the only chance I have to sleep every day. it to class on time. Now do you understand why In Washington, D.C., the homicide record was broken last I'll help you figure it out. I'll give you a few we "Car Cultists" do what we do? year for the fourth consecutive year. Youngstown also set a leading questions and maybe that will help you. I do have a suggestion for your next required record with nearly 60 homicides. However, no one protested, If I work full-time, and go to school full-time, article-though Jim. How about "Pen Cultists." no one called for drastic measures to induce change. People and get four hours of sleep every day, do I want It could be about the plague of people on cam• watch the TV coverage of crimes as if it were a Browns game. to cut into my sleep time by leaving home real pus with pen and paper, who are_being required Crime is linked to poverty, and the only people who really early, early enough to get a parking space to write, but have absolutely nothing to write care are the people who the crimes directly affect. without offending Jim's sensibilities? Or do I about or anything important to say. Some time ago, President Bush began his "war on drugs" want to park on the other side of campus from because people demanded a change in our nation's drug the buildings where biy classes are being held, Paul A. Eippert policies. Maybe people should be as demanding about the wars which would require a time-consuming hike? Or ' Senior, A&S being fought on our streets. Instead of doing this, though, peo• ple tend to worry only about themselves and not about what is going on around them. This attitude may have something to do with changing beliefs. During the 1960s Kennedy-Johnson era, people believ• Page wasted on senseless commentary ed that the poor had to be aided or their problems would soon Dear Editor: consistent leadership and student apathy be solv• become everyone's problems. However, the conservativism of Twice a week I spend my lunch perusing The ed by a toga party? Mr. Sennett, as a senior, sure• the replaced these ideas. This conservative view holds Jambar, trying to digest food in the open face of ly you have been exposed to the concepts of due that instead of giving two cents about the problems of others "campus coverage at its best." In all fairness, it process and guaranteed personal freedoms to less fortunate than themselves, people distance themselves is not the entire paper that interferes with my ap• demonstrate somewhere in your academic from the poor and their problems, or maybe these problems petite, but typically the narrow-minded, career? will become their own. So, we sit idly by and let them kill idealistic inanity of the "Forum" page. This is the I do agree with the theme of these pieces — each other. space the paper's Guest Columnists grace while life is precious. But so are both The Jambafs It's time we realized that these are everyone's problems. It's taking a break from their exclusive audience on budget and space as well as our abilities as in• time to raise voices and become demanding. The Church and the mount with the burning bush after digesting dividuals to create and inspire. Rather than Community Forum is a local group that addresses the pro• the sum of their experience and regurgitating whining yuppishly, perhaps your talents would blem of crime in Youngstown and since its conception in firey generalizations onto their unique perception be better spent showing others how to live, rather December, has been gaining support rapidly. The next of the Golden Path. than telling them, challenging them with an meeting is Thursday, Feb. 27, at 7:30 p.m. in the Ohio Room, Mr. Deutsch, are you really foolish enough to original, insightful essay. Not one that is destin• Kilcawley Center. If we ignore the problems at hand, saying believe that only two types of people exist in this ed to fiU the recycling bin. they are not ours, we can only blame ourselves for what awaits vast unfathomable world?. Ms. Shaulis, will all John Hollis Wolford us in the future. of our campus' problems with funding, lack of Freshman A&S

The Jnmbar Learn from history; don't repeat mistakes 4IV Wick Ave. Dear Editor: Young^lowii Stale University way unless students take a stand. Problems do not As a member of YSU Student Government, my get solved when they are hidden. It is ignorant Youngstown, OH 44555 main priority is the welfare of all students. As I for one to believe they can conquer a problem have suggested previously, it would be wonder• by moving on to the next one. Kansersld's goal !• i't'-umi1 Afsci'inlf r1 {»- i tn--> A ma dunm ill' h'l. *>uur campus issues. However, when students practice ing students to respond to other topics, with the aail 3pni^q[uarteFS^do$<&AV7«6kdttrih^ The their constitutional right of freedom of speech, stipulation that if you disagree with him you will v;owjf d&d opinions «xpre$s<*d h&tem do not necessarily yeftact those students such as Larry Kanserski become upset. be asked to stop giving opinions. o * f: t -'tli-it Tfu-Jamh-tr. fdiulty nr ndf KiU'iiitl^ ^i-i. of campus racial prejudices and states "History Tl-e office phone number is 7424094 or 742-3095* - make no law respecting an establishment of DOES repeat itself." religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; The continuation of racial slurs on and in Stu• ,ii ,V ' -iirc nn.'u 'lh +irvt t >nif tli- \*ki rt:-i ;•* M i"...,:i,r or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the dent Government mailboxes proves this is not /*' -mvt i %IM:» ft*: ;* ill - \J* r i »i ' press; or the right of the people to peaceably enough (HISTORY REPEATED ITSELF). The 1't-mUt Vhff.rs- I)(':iV.ri"i n: j - i-Ji.n-i »n assemble and to petition the Government for Jambar editorial featured racism and African- 'ttr* • c t'.ifyii.'.'i l>„r.*i run '[ r «]V.M.I p ' Kt * i pt^^-'t' redress of grievances." f'h.ifh- bt'iuh. iJi.oi-' tj+>*r Americans (HISTORY REPEATED ITSELF). YSU and the national government have many Michelle. Fvntet: Bcccptionwt An editorial became a Student Government issue, issues of importance. Kanserski is permitted to and its officials responded (HISTORY address them if he so chooses. However, it is not REPEATED ITSELF). his constitutional right to dictate and tell others Or&g fhisbw: Compos .or x:::&s>%j*i®>^":-Yes, past mistakes and defamation of character «• 'lU'l ",'til.n \i- is redundant at YSU and it will forever be this See history, page 5 .THE JAMBAR. t/Af

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needs some money making ideasThe fountain of youth comes

as much as Pee Wee Herman they need. with syrup and sausage needs to see another x-rated After the tag day, YSU should

movie. instituter a University bingo Imagine1 how you'd feel if you went to a restaurant for Enough is enoughl night. Thousands of maniacs breakfast and ordered pancakes, and the waitress said, "Make I don't know how many Ad can gather in Kilcawley Center's them yourself." Chestnut Room. Picture it: peo• Hoc Committees and other such Thafs what happened to me this morning. And it was ple placing chips, spying on groups YSU needs. All the possibly the greatest breakfast of my life. My friend Dave in• other's cards and screaming University has to do is look at the, vited me for a vacation repast at the Old Spanish Sugar Mill "bingo!" What excitement. area high schools, church groups Grill and Griddle House, here in the DeLeon Springs State and community organizations. Of course, the game would be Recreation Area. "The customers make their own pancakes," James T. Klingensmith They always have the simplest limited to students only. At least he told me. As a columnist, of course I felt compelled to check money-making ideas. Ideas such this way, the students would out this allegation, which I felt must be false. Why would Jambar as the ones they use might have some sort of University- Managing Editor anybody pay money for the privilege of waiting in line to cook possibly get us out of the red. wide activity to reminisce about and burn his own food? after graduation. First, we can raise money by Now I know why — because making pancakes with As a member of the YSU having a University tag day. All the proceeds from this strangers, and watching them stick to a hot griddle (the pan• family, aren't you getting a lit• Every student can take an old event would be used to increase cakes, not the strangers), and forgetting to add the blueber• tle bit tired of hearing the words coffee can and parade up and the materials in Maag Library. ries, and scraping the pancake-matter onto paper plates, and "budget cut"? I know that I am. down their neighborhood Now, what organization try• eating it hotter-than-hot with honey or syrup must be one of Especially now with spring streets. The cans should be ing to raise money would be the greatest weird culinary pleasures of life. Ifs certainly one registration and next year's covered with plain paper and complete without a bake sale? of the messiest. It is virtually impossible to retain one's budget approaching. the words 'Save the Campus* Students and faculty members adulthood while in the process. should be written on them. Just can sample the dessert specialties Ifs a fact: YSU as a Universi• As far as I know, this restaurant one hour north of Orlan• imagine — everything the school of different Trustee members. In ty is in desperate need to obtain do, is the only one of its kind, but readers can write and- cor• makes would be pure profit. fact, if this is successful, we money. But why does it seem rect me if I'm wrong. As grizzled maitre d' Bill Gifford told might put the recipes into a that instead of making money, I can picture it now — knock• me, "If anyone else had this kind of idea, they'd be in an in• cookbook. we are just not spending what ing on a door and asking for a sane asylum." (Bill did not spot me as a Vacationing Western we have? donation. You know you'll make The only problem that may Pancake Critic, by the way. He took one look at me and said, Because of these cuts, there some money because some in• occur at the sale might be 800 "You don't look familiar. So I guess we were never married." are rumors of YSU department dividuals will toss in some pounds of Rice Crispy treats. It Ifs that kind of place.) change just to get rid of you. only makes sense. These cookies heads contemplating whether or It is kind of strange to drive up to the entrance at a state don't take a lot of imagination. not to take a short rope to their Also, while the students are park and see a sign that announces a "Pancake Waiting Time." basements if this continues. How walking the streets, Trustees and Other events — such as a car Most park employees in other states are trained to discuss bears can situations like this be adminstrators can solicit outside wash, rummage sale and casino and gators and exotic birds. The ones here discuss griddle prevented? area businesses. night.— should also be examin• temperatures. ed. Why continue to cut the Well, common sense will tell I don't see why a YSU tag day Dave and I were told the wait would be "at least two budget when easy money mak• anyone that we need to increase wouldn't work. Every com• hours." And, of course, we were famished. We then proceeded ing ideas are right within our revenue. Unfortunately, it ap• munity baseball team and high to recite the following dialogue, which men and women have reach? pears that the only way the ad• school band uses this tactic to been reciting since the dawn of time: raise money. However, instead In fact,'you can nix all these ministration knows how to raise Male: "Two HOURS. ForGET it. There are other places of new uniforms, YSU students money making ideas if YSU, in• money is to jack up students' tui• we can go." - • - • tion. As students, we need this just might get that extra class stitutes some ideas of its own. Female: "But it might be worth it, Sweetie." Male: "Two HOURS?" Finally, I got my way because a)I am from out of state, and b) I am a woman and am always right. And also, Dave is not writing this column. Stefanovsky Algebra — If x equals 7 computer terminals and Luckily, it was a fine, temperate day in Florida, and we y equals 12 computer operators, then z equals only felt miles and miles from the Disney World hubbub that most er 4 computers in use. people associate with the Orlando area. This place is like go• ing to a church that worships only pancakes; we could smell It's that time again — time for registration — Adaptability — (The need for an alternative the olfactory hymns of the batter wafting out the doors as we and if s because of this that we break all those New plan of action) "I'll take whatever's open on waited. Year's Resolutions like smoking, drinking and Tuesdays and Thursdays at noon." Finally, the maitre d' called our names, after we had writ• ten time-killing postcards to virtually everyone we had ever swearing. But, as a senior this year I've come to Communication — Answer "yes" to all closed- met. appreciate registration and that campus building ended questions like, "Do you have all the prere• that makes me proud to be a YSU student — Jones quisites for this class? Do you have an advisor's The tables at the Sugar Mill Grill are communal (natural• Hall. I've come to see the positive elements, and signature?" ly) . Each one comes equipped with a hot griddle at each erid. well, I'd like to share them with you. A waitress arrives, cheerfully serves coffee, then gives you a All I Really Need To Know I Learned In Jones Memorization — I will never forget my social quick briefing on pancake-making for the unitiated and multi- Hall: security number for as long as I live. thumbed (the 5-grain pancakes need to be cooked longer. And Patience — It takes at least three tries to fill out Self Preservation — (Survival of the fittest) let if you add the sliced bananas too late^ they don't sort of melt one of those financial aid reports correctly. the person with the bigger biceps, larger book bag into the pancake experience with just the right moist Self-Control — If you have to tinkle, hold it. and most letter and number sequences on their bananamosity. You only need to make about 45 or so pan• Otherwise you'll lose your place in line. jacket go ahead of you in line. cakes before you get it just right. And they bring you the bat• Autonomy — If you have a question on life, •• The Golden Rule — If you have an extra pen, ter in large, ceramic jugs, so you can botch breakfast with registration, love or religion, don't ask the share. reckless caloric enthusiasm.) employees in Jones Hall because they'll send you Think what a better world this would be if all to the wrong floor. life's lessons could be learned this easily. At first, you start out the meal by saying, "You can have the blueberry pancakes, Honey, and Til have the banana- pecan." But by the end of the meal, you're saying things like, LeUttrs/Opin ion submissions "111 bet I can make a pancake shaped like a snake." And, "Oh, yeah? THAT doesn't look like a snake. That looks like a Por• Continued from page 4 tugese man-of-war after ifs been dead on the beach for three The Jmiiliar unrouragt «• icHei.-. All letter* must be days." Or, "Oh, yeah? Well, not everyone can be a great tyjHjd, d'.jub)e-i'pacfd. MCpH-d and must include thw Renaissance painter with pancake batter." to be quiet on the issues he does wiitvi's telephone number, which is used for confirmation not want to address. purpose* and will not be published. Ifs pretty darn fun, and better than that, ifs romantic. At Also, slavery, World War II, No unsigned letter will be published. one point, Dave and I (I guess we are kind of sort of dating) the Holocaust, Jim Crow laws Xainta ol it* bo deleted ujmn made a pancake in the shape of a lopsided heart, and the elder• and the presidency of Richard ri-qi-j'Sl. although th<:y iimsl alil'l be siyrc'-d for ly couple next to us applauded. We are going to take the pan• Nixon are all a part of history verification purposes. cake back to Dave's and have it polyurethaned. that are not desired again. Proper identification is needed when submitting materials. Oh, sure. Anybody can come back from Orlando with a Through history, we are to learn The Editor reserves the right to reject or edit any/all pair of mouse ears or something. When people see my heait- from our mistakes, not maintain submissions. shaped polyurethane pancake On the wall back home, I guess a defeatist attitude that these Al! inab.rial< TUI'M bt- tlcliwn*l in The Jnmbur b\ 10 a.m. they'll know who's got the great travel-and-eating ideas in this mistakes will happen again. Thursday for Tuesday's edition, or 10 a.m. Monday world nailed. for Friday's edition. Any questions call Kelli Lanterman at 742-1991- Meanwhile* the pancake housecat is probably in the bot• Pia Brady tom of a swamp somewhere. But it gave its life for a great Sophomore, Political Science cause. THEJAMBAR FEBRUARYS,t992

YSU — A beautiful floral scene of the YSU landscape appears oh" the cover of MeUinger's 1992 Garden Catalog For Year-Round Country Living. The nationally distributed catalog for MeUinger's Inc. of North Lima .was establish in 1927. The cover features the brilliant green, red, pink and violet hues of the flora and fauna near the fountain next to Kilcawley Center. Barren of concrete, the jungle-like scene shatters the stereotype of an urban university campus. Henry Garono, director, Care of Grounds, said the YSU cam• pus' creative design and cultivated landscape have been featured in eight other magazines. "I think we have a very interesting, enjoyable campus," he said. "Our grounds employees work very hard to keep the campus at a high maintenance level." According to Garono, the campus landscape is unique and there is little he would change. "The rewarding thing is that the students enjoy it," he said.

— . , - |B, CHARLIE DEfTCH/THE JAMBAR Giving 3 CirOp Of Ilfei Several YSU students volunteered to give blood during the Red Cross Blood Drive held in the Chestnut Room of Kilcawley Center yesterday.

The subject is described as a property. YSU — A four-member panel Trustees, the legal framework black male, about 30 years old, Reports of indecent exposure 5 feet 11 to 6 feet tall, 130 that have been observed on cam• will discuss living wills during of advance directives; Dr. Bren• Continued from page 1 YSTJs Winter Faculty Forum on dan P. Minogue, YSU professor pounds, curly black hair with a pus occured in the basement of Wednesday, Feb. 26. of philosophy and religious had entered the south stairway touch of grey, wearing a dark Maag Library, in the third floor The free, public program studies, ethical concerns; and of the Engineering and Science maroon coach's jacket with dark study lounge of Cushwa Hall begins at 4 p.m. in Rooms Dr. Beverly A. Gray, YSU assis• Building. As she approached the jeans. and the second floor (west end) 121-122 of DeBartolo Hall. tant professor of psychology, the landing between the first and se• "This many incidents is un• of the Engineering and Science . Building. "Deciding About Dying: Im• psychological impact. cond floors, she observed the characteristic of this time of the plementing the Living Will" is Dr. Sally M. Hotchkiss, acting subject exposing himself. Accor• school year, "said YSU Police Gocala said that it's helpful if the topic of the forum. Copies of provost and dean of graduate ding to the report, the male sub• Chief Jack Gocala. victims can get a good descrip• living will declarations and studies at YSU, will moderate. ject said "How are ya doing"to Since Jan. 13, . there tion of the exposure suspects. He durable powers of attorney will A 30-minute question-and- her as she passed. The victim ran have been a total of six, indecent asked any persons who see an in• be available. answer period will follow the up to her class and then went to exposure incidents reported. Of decent exposure to report it Panelists and their topics are panelists' presentations. the Dean's office where Campus the six, two.incidents happened to YSU Campus Police Richard P. McLaughlin, a Police were called. on streets bordering University immediately. Youngstown lawyer and member of YSU's Board of Pregnant and Upset About It? i BEFORE YOU MAKE A DECISION Repertory (cmpany_ GET THE PROFESSIONAL TIME ATTENTION YOU DESERVE t 1014 E.? Washington St., New Castle, PA Call Maleen at 788-8726 { "GREATER TUNA" YSU — YSU alumni arid ^ Sponsored by Catholic Service League, 5335 Market Street, Youngstown ^ students may meet with pro• ^ A comedy about small town Texas spective employers during Job Fa^r '92 from 9:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. Tuesday, Feb. 25, in the February 14, 15, 21, 22, 28, 29 Chestnut Room of Kilcawley FILE YOUR TAX Center. ELECTRONICALLY March 1, 6, 7, 8 All performances begin at 8:30 p.m. Participating employers have AND GET YOUR REFUND FAST 6:30 I opportunities for full-time, part- Curtain time is p.m. on Sundays *For YSU students only time, summer and internship Gal 412-658-1100 for information positions, as well as career arid *Refund in 3 weeks. Faster with Direct Deposit of professional opportunities. refund in your checking or savings account i Bring this ad and your student ID and buy •Service includes State and Youngstown City m nnnginis aa ana your suxaeni IU ana ouy 5 Company, agency and organiza• tax returns i^ one ticket,ticket, tregett ononee FREEFR™!' | tion representatives will accept Tax return is prepared by CPA with 20 years resumes from prospective of experience employees. *Fee is $38 with valid YSU ID For more information, call *By appointment only. Lynne Howell in YSU's Career Come join in the fun. Services Office at 742-3515. For more information or appointment call 759-1022. NEED EXTRA COLLEGE FUNDS? • Bring a volleyball We will find scholarships team and play and grants for youl Greek Activities Assistance with 92-93 Want to really make a difference? Financial Aid Forms and Council or Student Government. Income Tax available! Call EDUCATION FINANCE Spend Sunday afternoon to Friday GROUP. (2161782-2924 noon at CARITAS in Frenchvilie, PA Local business to Snow Volleyball

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REVIEW year's non-mainstream album re By WILLIAM KEAGGY Nothing show talent. Lots of good, in• and the New Republic. ; 1,000 Smiling Staff Reporter Ian, Guy and the boys never teresting songs: the acoustic ver• Another bitter harangue from Knuckles. were ones for overly-enunciated sion of "Pray," the energetic Kory Clarke and Co. This is a All the way through, from the 1991 is three months dead. vocals and exaggerated musi• "Why Should I," the trippy "Re• very good, very angry band that opening title track to the very This year's new releases are cianship. Enter Steady Diet of wind" and the flat-out cool swims in a pool of indignation last chord, an artistically and beginning to hit the shelves in Nothing. They're back at it with "Crawl." My mood dictates how deeper than any ocean I can energetically crafted release that quantity. So before last year's this familiar sojourn into the I feel about this tape. In the end, think of. Their ire is painfully has garnered them gads of rarely-mentioned - non- world of the full sound of emp• punk always leaves a bitter taste obvious even in the song titles: critical acclaim. It's quite a bit mainstream releases are buried tiness. Lots of noise and words in my mouth. But Coffin Break "TheWasteland,""Children of more developed than their last by both 1991's and '92's high- for a populous numbed by is like Smarties; they're tart and the Winter," "Man Must Live as LP, Fist-Sized Chunks, and exposure mainstream industry everyday existence and labor. A sometimes dry, but they sure do One," and the title track.. But shows definite potential to reach concoctions, we should take one hint of the future perhaps in the taste good when you feel like this time, unlike their last a much wider audience. "River last look at a few bands you pro• barely-tuned, almost surreal them. [Epitaph, 1991] album, Last Decade, Dead Cen• bably have never layed ears on. "Dear Justice Letter" and the East Ash; Crushing A Flood. tury, there are glimpses of hope. Throat" is a mysterious and Brick Layer Cake; Call It A live-like energy of "KYEO." The Spooky compositions relying "My Time," "Hero" and "The haunting song while "1,000 Day bassline in "Long Division" on steady basslines, guitar Real Thing" are songs that have Smiling Knuckles" simply The father mother and child swoons you and "Njce New Out• freakiness and a synthesizer to a more positive outlook rather demonstrates the beautiful flow of BLC is Todd Trainor. Call It fit" recalls the Fugazi thousands bring out the singer's voice than one of total condemnation. and teamwork the band has A Day has him riding the eter• have adopted as their favorites. A powerful tape full of grave breaks and depth. Generally nursed since its inception many nal crc-ss-country bus of disap• "Exit Only" builds a towering messages for a world that's on its hollow but somehow very cap• years ago. Now is your first pointment, disillusion and wall of tension that overflows in• way there. [DGC, 1991] tivating. The closest comparison chance to get in on Skin Yard's dismay while staring blindly in• to "Bc^famation." On every new is a wounded cross between re• White Trash; White Trash. genius because they recently to the sunset of love and hap• album Fugazi changes cent Talking Heads and early The spastic hybrid son of a broke up, separating piness. Appealing? No. Intrigu• something in their sound. The U2. "Faceless" delves into U2's cross-pollination of James ing? Yes. "Sitting Pretty" is a brilliance in it is that it's minimalist sense and has a seem• Brown, Red Hot Chili Peppers music scene household names constant sonic kiss harkening recognizable, but you can't quite ingly Native American throb to and L.A. Guns. Brassed-up funk , Ben McMillan and cries of Sub-Pop's Codeine on say exactly what it is. [Dischord, it while "A Flood" is a.wave.of rock doesn't get any more hyper. . Skin Yard called amphetamines and A&M's 1991] feeling that sounds inexplicably Give these light-hearted New. it quits while peaking, and that Robyn Hitchcock on qualudes. Coffin Break; Crawl. familiar. If a sequel to The Yorkers a chance and they may means that they'll either be The album is six songs short but Fast, socially-/personaIly- Breakfast Club was made, East bounce Extreme's wanna-be remembered for leaving with long on honest social commen• oriented punk (ouch) rock. But Ash would be on the soundtrack. "Get the Funk Out" right the dignity at what they thought tary. [Touch & Go, 1991] Peter Litwin's guitar is very [C'Est La Mort; 1991] funk out of your stereo. [Elektra, was the end of a productive Fugazi; Steady Diet of rock-influenced and his vocals Warrior Soul; Drags, God, 1991] See Reviews, page 8 very special students By SHIRLEY GIURA the handicapped includes emphasizing a docent into the school with slides and Stephan told the students, "This is call• Staff Reporter community awareness. On a trip outside art for hands-on experience. The students ed primitive art. You can do primitive art of school, students develop daily living were informed about a visit to an art — you know shapes." skills, communication, personal care and School tours to introduce young peo• museum before they went, including a Accompanied by docent-in-training, behavior management. All students are ple to the world of art have always been discussion of colors and shapes. The Suzyn Epstein, Stephan continued included in the tours, even ones with a major part of the Butler Institute of preview also included introducing terms through the museum. Stopping at one severe behavorial problems. American Art's public services. like genre, portrait, still life and land• painting he asked, "Does anything in this Feb. 19 was an extra-special occasion These special tours have received more scape. The main idea was to get the picture move? No? So what's it called?" for a group of special students from the attention recently. Carol O'Brien, direc• students to make "connections with col• One special student yells out, "StiU lifel" Leonard Kirtz School. Two multi- tor of education at the Butler, said the lections" and to relate an art collection For a viewer in the background this handicapped classes attended a tour of idea for the Kirtz school visit began with some kind of .personal collection the was a heart-warming scene. the Butler exhibitions and a concert when she contacted Mahoning County's students may have. featuring YSU Men's and Women's Kirtz School and Fairhaven School in There was much interest and laughter Stephan admits that this kind of tour Chorus. Trumbull County to arrange for the as Alan Stephan, docent, led the group is special for him, too. "If s interesting. Patty Farrell, a teacher at the Krrtz tours. through the folk art exhibit of George They do recognize and make associations School, explained that part of educating Initially, the project involved sending Andrews' work on the day of the visit. that normal kids don't make," he said. ALBUM REVIEW= Jazz album filled with

By JOE DEMAY vocalist flex and mix Staff Reporter together so well and they often push at the outer edges of har• It seems I'm constantly besieg• mony. Occasionally you can get ed with jazz recordings that the sense that they're percarious- claim to be atypical offerings. ly close to falling over the edge And while some of them are into disharmony, if such a thing quite good, most are not earth- exists. shatteringly original. This sort of balancing act Now I'm not saying my latest leads to a supple intenseness in obsession, the Holly Cole Trio, both the music and the vocals. is going to forever change the Cole's voice rocks and rolls, no face of jazz as we know it. There pun intended, through each is, however, something about song and wrings every bit of them, that peculiar something emotion out of every word and that drives ever-so-subtly into every note. She lends a sexiness your soul. to every song, even one such as On Blame It On My Youth, "Trust In Me," which is taken there's no cacophony of horns, from the Disney movie The drums,woodwinds and bass but Jungle Book. the box office it's something equally as delicate Davis and Piltch are also Elijah Wood (L), and Joseph MazzeNo star as brothers who must contend with a volatile step• (yes there's a delicateness in that masters of their crafts who lend father in the drama Radio Flyer. The latest release from Columbia Pictures is now playing seeming mayhem) and complex. to the intensely sexy mood of the in local theatres. Bassist David Piltch, pianist disk. Piltch consistentiy finds in- Aaron Davis, and of course . . See Jazz, page 8 THEJAMBAR FEBRUARY 21,1992 What's Happening in Bliss.... Orchestra features faculty soloists YSU — YSU's Dana Symphony Or• Mayhall, professor of music, on flute; chestra will feature six faculty soloists and Marceliene Hawk Mayhall, limited- during an 8 p.m. Dana Concert Series service instructor in music, on piano. concert on Monday, Feb. 24, in Walter Mayhall also will perform in Kilcawley Center's Chestnut Room. Howard Hanson's Serenade for Mute, The concert is free and open to the Harp and String Orchestra. Youngstown public. Symphony harpist Calvin Stokes of Musical director and conductor of the Cleveland will be the guest artist on this Dana concertrAppearing with YSU's Dana Symphony Orchestra is William B. piece. Dana Symphony Orchestra are faculty Slocum of Youngstown, Dana professor The orchestra also will perform members, (clockwise from left,) Walter of Music. Brahms' Academic Festival Overture. S. Mayhall, Michael D. Gelfand, John C. The performance will include Wicox, Roman V. Rudnytsky, Andrew Beethoven's Triple Concerto for Violin, Bruck and Marceliene Hawk Mayhall. Cello, Piano and Orchestra, featuring The concert is scheduled for 8 p.m. John C. Wilcox, assistant professor of Monday, Feb. 24, in the Chestnut music, violin; Michael D. Gelfand, Room. associate professor of music, cello; and Roman V. Rudnytsky, associate professor of music, piano. Bach's Brandenburg Concerto No. 5 will feature Andrew Bruck, instructor in music and a member of YSU's Westbrook String Quartet, on violin; Walter S. Theatre workshops Recital reunites professor, student YSU — Bass-baritone Wendell New England, the Midwest, and coordinator of the Dana scheduled for students E. Orr of YSU's Dana School of New York and Germany, she Concert Series. He has perform• Music will perform a guest has served as entertainment ed extensively in the Midwest, YSU — Costume design, scenic of the University Theatre's pro• recital with his former student, director for the Zweibruecken New England, East coast and design and acting are the topics duction of Mariner. soprano Roxana Tourigny, at 4 American Playhouse in Ger• Canada. of the Alpha Psi Omega's annual Instructors will be University p.m. Sunday, Feb. 23, in the many, performing in, producing Before joining the Dana facul• theatre workshops for high Theatre faculty and staff, Bliss Recital Hall. and coordinating American- ty, Orr taught at the University school students in February. members of the national Tourigny received a bachelor German-French multi-national of Wisconsin-Stevens Point, Em• Workshops are scheduled for honorary dramatics society- of music in voice at the Univer• events for five years.. poria State University and the Friday, Feb. 21, and Friday, Alpha Psi Omega and the per• sity of New Hampshire while a Tourigny now serves as assis• University of New Hampshire. Feb. 28, from 8:15 a.m. to 2:30 forming company of Mariner. student of Orr. tant coordinator of music and He holds degrees from p.m. in YSU's Bliss Recital Hall. For more information or to She continued her studies at cultural events at the Universi• Lawrence University and the Registration for the one-day register for one of the the University of Michigan, ear• ty of New Hampshire. University of Michigan and has workshop is $6.50, which in• workshops, call the University ning a masters of music. In ad• f Orr of Poland, Ohio, is a studied in Italy and Great cludes lunch and a presentation Theatre at 742-3105. dition to singing throughout Dana professor of Music at YSU Britain. Ballet company plans 4 ipeopling concert information...

j C t .ing to tr L' (.IVU* ArrtM e Sundas }'3i.i'.*h IJWJU he Nil Duron* A IVkrft ,IK now concert at Oakland chestra bassist Jeff Bremmer to fiau frrSOo unf $M.50 ut ail ( >iec Scat loc.aticm.s'inrsiidinK Jflufmanuj), hd« t National fit-cord Youngstown — Ballet Theatre create an interactive piece for Uurxi''- Hiid PbarMor Ticket* cm aUo 1* cJurgc 3.13 Sl'A'l, Ohio will present "Random choreographer, composer and Implications—A Dance Con• instrument, which will be per• Vi'i *. 4djft .*» K P HI Vv**d*\ M«ioh J" cert," at 8 p.m., Friday and 1 formed live. < WLseum Iwx officr ard ajl T

Nice, sturdy, pop-tinged rock Out" somehow missed out on THEATRTREE that travels the guitar route be• the FM exposure that it seems to Continued from page 7 tween heartwarming and fit. The rest of the tape qualifies MARINER cheesy. The production is good, the band as having a legitimate musical relationship, or for com• "tenderly restrained on the album by Don Nigro mitting suicide and wasting un• grip onto a guitary, poppy, highlight, "Honeychild." throaty (though double-sided) told years of fruitful collabora• "Dreamin'" rolls through in an tion. [Cruz, 1991] sound that could attract masses. February 20, 21, 22, intimate way that has a catchy [DGC, 1991] sound to it. "Come Down Sister" 27, 28, 29 — 8 p.m./ Next: What's new in the is a disappointing, raw-boned The Throbs; The Language of world of "Sub-Pop" for 1992. March 1 — 3:00 p.m. Thieves and Vagabonds. guffaw of a song. "Only Way \afl72er Spotlight Arena Theatre! i Coverage at its Best! Bliss Hall For all the latest in news, sports and entertain• Tickets on sale now 742-3105 - ment check out The Jambar each Tuesday YSU STUDENTS FREE! and Friday. on Lady Bald Eagles, 92-76 By APRIL BOTT a strong start thanks to the hot losing streak for the 17-7 Comports Editor shooting of senior forward Don• Penguins, as Lock Haven suf• na Wertz and center Kristi fered its seventh loss in eight The Lady Penguins are back Echlberry. Before the clock had games. in regular form as they knocked ticked off 10 minutes, Wertz had Echleberry tossed in a career- off the Lady Bald Eagles of Lock 16 points and Echleberry tossed high 30 points to put her scoring Haven University, 92-76, Mon• in 10. total at 215 points for the season. day night at Rosselli Court in . YSU took the lead from the She is ranked sixth on YSU's all- Beeghly Center. The win com.es opening basket, and led the en• time freshman scoring list, 130 after YSU suffered defeats in tire game, including a 45-40 points shy of the record holder, four of its last five contests. halftime lead. Danielle Carson. "We shot a little better Head coach Ed DiGregorio Wertz tossed in 26 points and tonight," said DiGregorio about said that he believes his team is snagged seven boards as team• the first half .The Penguins shot getting back to the shooting and mate Rachel Cowley pulled 66 percent in the first stanza, up playing they are capable of down a team-high 11 rebounds. performing. almost 34 percent from Saturday "We shot really well tonight," night's loss to Detroit University. DiGregorio also credited Kathy Hartman with a strong said DiGregorio after the game. During the second half, YSU offensive effort, stating that she "And a win always helps you." extended its lead to as much as had three great assists in the He credited a good working 20 points with players contest. offense as one of the main substituting in and out of the reasons for success. game to give everyone floor • YSU returns to hardwood ac• "We just played our game," time. The Penguins finished tion tomorrow night as it travels said DiGregorio. "We went in• with a 16-0 run to end up with to Dayton to take on the Univer• side with the ball really well." the 92-76 victory. sity of Dayton. Gametime is at The Lady Penguins got off to The win breaks a three-game noon.

Women's basketball leaders F:e!d goal percentage Doiru^^ta 146 Steals '0 6) Jca \e\. .. 44 iS2 148/ lUchc*I(,owl!'>... 13b HiruiM* Kappach. 12 DoniM Wei I' -J"52 (5.7j Kai '••' To^lcy.. ;L(M-3C1. Ji'dnna Rt\ 132 Doinid Wen/. . . ;3.7) Not high enough. Junior center Donna Djorovic puts up a shot just beyond the reach of a recent YSU opponent. Djorovic miss• ed Monday's game against Rock Haven, but the Lady Penguins Points still won impressively, 92-76. * 'CHAHUE osrcHmiE JAMBAK Blocks Donna Wertz .... 18.5 Free 'throw percentage Donna J)joiovir..l 33 Itarlit] Cow lev . 31.6 Xr-h\ Hhjiva-i 862 KristiEchJuboirv. i u Do ma Dj'oiovK! - Track team sprints (25-S9) Rachel Cowlcv.' | 11 2 Diaiint* Rappach ¥nVi >;hluliwi>. . .823 " 1 0.4 ahead to title meets

tfUrlu-,r;cmh> ... .773 Assists By CHARLIE DEITCH Minutes Staff Reporter 9S Donna Writ/'. „ 3i 1 Rebounds Oiam-i- Rapnai-h. \ Jeamia Ilex The YSU men's and women's track teams will be in action this Dnn:i.'i Wer:/. . 203 Jeaima Hex .. J 8b DiaiiiK- Rappach. 2<)7 r,, weekend in two championship meets. Thr- Lady Penguins will travel us Oni>na Were/ . .1 GS Rachel Cowlcv . 27 i to Columbus for the All-Ohio Championship meet, while the men perform at the Mid-Continent-Conference championship at Nor• theastern Illinois University. Head track coach Jack Rigney said he is looking to get a good

showing fi.om the Lady Penguins in Columbus on Saturday. "We have a lot of scoring potential on this team," Rigney said. Spikers siqn three more recruits Rigney said he hopes team standouts Mona Jackson, Nicole Kent, Becky Rudzik, Tracy Stein and Eisha Hendrix will score major T YSU — Tracie Bender, a blocks (99) and is in the top five points in running events. 5-foot 11 middle hitter from in several other categories. Marion River (Ohio) .High "With the addition of In the 200 and 55 meters Jackson is expected to place in one of School, and Janie Cebula, a (Bender) to our program, we the top two positions. Hendrix has been looking impressive in prac• 5-foot 6 middle/outside hitter feel that she will add much-, tice this week breaking 60 seconds in the 400 meter. from Wilmington (Pa.) High needed depth, while con• Rigney said he is looking for top performances from distance run• School, have both signed a na• tributing immediately to our ners Kent, Rudzik and Stein. Stein has been turning in faster times tional letter-of-intent to play rapidly improving program," in recent practices. Rigney said he expects a top-five finish from and attend YSU in the fall, an- said McKenna. Kent and Rudzik. 1 "They are established winners and strong relay runners," Rigney nounced head volleyball coach Meanwhile, Cebula also has '} jft, 'l* i John McKenna last. week. said. made her mark as one of the YSU is depending on a strong showing in the field events to Rr' Bender, an honor society stu- top high school volleyball score major points in the overalls. t1 1 * t dent in high school who plans players in the country. She was Long jumper Dawn Oddo and high jumper Darla Nicodemus a third-team all-state player in * ' '* ^"fe t0 maior *n c°mniumcations at should place in one of the top four or five positions. 1990 and a first-team player All YSU shot putters have bested their personal records this was named to the first- this season. Cebula has also - « i?-. team Division II all-Ohio season. The ladies are lead by junior-thrower Holly Anderson. competed in the University of Anderson holds the team record by throwing 41*6.5 at the Slip• — • volleyball team this past year. California/Davis Volleyball —Janie Cebula— she * ? ,h*r h*h schooI's pery Rock Invitational. Over-the past three indoor meets, Ander- f See Recruits, page 10 See Track, page 10 record book for most career 1 10 ~- THE JAMBAR club proves that Penguins cart fly

By APRIL BOTT the team members. dishing a lot out from our own order to be prepared for the pay off when the season starts in Co-Sports Editor . "We are a club sport, so we pockets so we take good care of challenges of the races. late March when the Penguin get gas and entrance fees paid," our equipment." "We start--training in late Flyers take to the roads in the What do you call a group of said Pierce. "Besides that, In fact, the cyclists are so con• December," said Hughes. "But MAT Oil and Gas Exploration Antarctic flightless birds that everyone pays for themselves." cerned about their bikes, the the weather prohibits a lot of Inc. race series which concludes can fly on bikes? Why, the According to some of the first question they ask after they outdoor rides." in May. Penguin Flyers, what else? riders, that can get quite ex• wreck is, "Where's my bike; is it So the Flyers take to garages Among the teams the Flyers Okay, the joke may be a bit pensive. First, a good bike must okay?" x to complete their workouts on will race against are IUP, offbeat, but this is the type of Clarion University, Mercyhurst, humor that surrounds the WVU, Allegheny, Carnegie- Penguin Flyers, a group of Mellon, SUNY-Buffalo and six dedicated students who have others. revived an old bicycle club and The courses are divided into given it a new and colorful life. four categories, ranging from a According to Club President 25-mile ride to a 60-mile race. and Team Captain Dwight The longest races are worth the Pierce, the Penguin Flyers were most points for the team. originally founded in 1985 by After the MAT season "con• Kurt Fuller as a club sport on cludes, the Flyers will par• campus. At the time the team ticipate in some summer races v/as called Vclo Equipe. They held by the United States Cycl• raced for one year in the Eastern ing Federation. Collegiate Cycling Federation They also are involved in the before graduation depleted the campus bike club, which spon• group's numbers, and it sors easier rides for all degrees of disbanded. fitness. But, during the fall of 1991, With all the hard work that Pierce, along with Vice Presi• the Penguin Flyers must endure, dent Diane Hughes, decided to their rewards are not plentiful. restart the cycling club and thus So... why do they do it? the Penguin Plyers were born. "I like the excitement during "We really decided to plunge the race," said team member forward in the fall of 1991," said Matt Mercer. /THE JAMBAR—FILE PHOTO "I lik^e it because you have to Pierce. "So, we decided to start YSU's Penguin Flyers. Standing (I. to r.): Jimmy Costelto, Bill Turner, Coach Frank White, Dwight know each other very well," recruiting during the campus ac• Pierce (Captain), Dean Pierce, Dr. C. Allen Pierce (coach), Matt Mercer (Treasurer). Kneeling (I. tivities fair." added Tarek Alvi. "So when to r.): Rich Dillon, Tarek AM, Dianne Hughes (co-Captain). Not Pictured : Mark Cosma, Steve you're in a pack you know what Now, the Penguin Flyers are Duchene, Adam Hill, Glen Puhala, Jason Zelonish. readying themselves for their your teammates will do." first season of action. The group be purchased which can cost as However, the Penguin Flyers stationary trainers and rollers. "And, it's the sport of humili• has expanded to 13 members much as $1,000. Then there are do get a bit of a break as they are Because they don't have any ty," said Pierce. "Because the under the advisement of Dr. costs for windbreakers, shorts, sponsored by The Bicycle Shop training facilities, they use best riders don't always win." Allen Pierce, criminal justice, shoes, helmets, saftey gear, in Niles, which helps absorb whatever mediums are available But, both the most prevalent who also advised Velo Equipe. jerseys and the general upkeep some of the costs. to practice in, mostly Pierce's reason for riding and the team Because the Penguin Flyers for the bikes. In addition to the money they garage, where the equipment seem to be summed up eloquent• are considered a club sport, most "The constant upkeep is real• spend, the cyclists also must en• they've acquired is stored. ly by Hughes. "We'love the competition," of their funding must come from ly hard," said Pierce. "We're dure a very rigorous training in All this training hopefully will she said. "But, most of all we en• joy the personal fulfillment of The men's distance squad will the sport." contribute points to the overall Ride on flightless birds; fly on. effort. Continued from page 9 Men's basketball update: son has consistently added one Keith and Kevin Gorby 111111 The YSU Penguins dropped inch to her throws. This week should perform outstandingly in their 14th straight game last Anderson is expected to once k the 3p00 and 5,000 meter run. night when they fell to arch• . again beat her last throw which Jeremy Zarins and Steve Boyd rival Akron, 73-67. will mean high scaring for the should turn in impressive Penguins. For complete details of this showings. game and of Saturday's game against Pittsburgh/Johnstown, Senior Lori Sickle has been I The Penguins' weightmen tm * consistent in each of her last catch Tuesday's edition of The should put on a power display Jambar. three throws. Suzi Behm and that can only help the Penguin Julie Williamson - have slowly effort. The throwers are lead by improved their distance bringing sophomore Randy Closson, the team average to 40 feet. Recruits Closson has twice broken his Continued from page 9 In the men's MCC competi• personal best and holds the YSU tion, Rigney said he is looking indoor .throwing record of 48'2" 4 Festival (1991), which ranks as for an overall top^three finish. set at Slippery Rock on Feb. 14. ft" one of the top scholastic tour• naments in the country. "It's going to be between us Rigney stated that all of the shot- "Without a doubt, the addi• and Akron for third. We have putters are at the breaking tion of (Cebula) makes our pro• the talent to win but we don't point. Craig Needham and gram a legitimate contender as have the depth that the larger Craig Kertesz also are expected we eye the first season of con• schools do," Rigney said. to give good showings- ference play," said McKenna.

Due to personal reasons, Rigney said he expects good McKenna also announced the sprinter Russ Pernus will not run representation from both signing of a fourth recruit, Jill this weekend. Rigney said he squads. The men are in action Raslevich, Wednesday. does not feel the absence will today and tomorrow at Nor: it Raslevich, is a 5-foot 8 hitter/set• cause major problems. theastern Illinois University, ter from Bishop McCort High while the women's competition School in Johnstown, Pa., and gets underway at 9:45 a.m. becomes the third first-team Rigney said he is confident tomorrow at Ohio State recruit signed by McKenna. that every runner will have the University. oppurtunity to score. He said he "(Raslevich) is the type of ' is looking for big finishes from student athlete that will repre• Ed Bradley,v/hocaptureda first sent the University and our pro• place in the 55 meter at Slippery gram in a first-class manner and Rock with a time of 6.6, and will have an immediate impact Brent Kelly in the 800 meter. on our program," said McKenna. Raslevich joins Bender, Junior Jay Payne is a definite Cebula and Cindy Neubauer asset to the Penguin cause. Able to leap high crossbars... Freshman Darla Nicodemus (Strongsville, Ohio, High Payne will undoubtedly score in shows her prowess at the high jump during a meet at Slippery School) to what McKenna says the 55m hurdles and the 200m Rock on Feb. 14. The jump was five feet, making her one of many is the best recruiting class in dash, according to Rigney. YSU's highlights in its recent indoor track meets. YSU's 17 years of volleyball. 2V1M2 .THE JAMBAR 11 YSU Calendar

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02-11-92 Thefts: 02-18-92 Thefts: M-12 lot YSU Bookstore

— Right door vent window damaged. 7 CDs stolen along with 1 CD caseholder. — 2 pairs of-red, plaid flannel pants

02-11-92 Thefts: Stambaugh Stadium M-1 deck Wick Ave. — Gymbag and contents stolen.

— Pioneer AM/FM radio and 3 cassette tapes stolen. 02-16-92 Criminal Mischief: 02-12-92 Thefts: M-2 deck Crime prevention tip: For street Ward Beecher — 2 vehicle tires air released on _] smarts on campus: walk purposefully and passenger side. " look confident. Watch where you are go• — Tan color wall campus phone stolen. ing, and be alert to your surroundings. Classifieds

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Sometimes a famous person's name contains a clue to his or her identity - if you know where to look. For exam• ple, the letters of HEIL -out of order - can be found in ADOLF HITLER and those of SANTA (STNA) can be seen in ST. NICHOLAS, in the puzzles below, the letters in a famous name - except for a clue to the person's identity - have been left blank. The letters in the clue have been numbered in the order you are to read them. Notice that some letters appear more than once in the clue. Your task is to fill in the blanks, using the clue and letter positions as your twin guides. The first puzzle has been filled in for you.

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