<*-$><§>'$><§><$3><&,<3><8><$><$$ <$>3><$><$>3><3><$><3><$><$><$><$><$>,$> PIANO CONTEST TO <$> WITH SHEARS AND PASTE. • OF PNEUMONIA • CALENDAR OF SPORTS FOR <®> • THEWEEi The Pioneer Want Ads Physician Tell* of Successful Use of Couldn't Keep It Quiet. s OA8H WITH OOPY '*js r CLOSE WEDNESDAY Camphor In Prattles £"- ->£% TUESDAYSW£/ •< -» *s» ^ MAAMMMAMM#W^^VSMW 1 Reward . remarkable results which he obtained Leach Cross vs. "One Round" Ho- Three pleasant furnished rooms, vision Is certain to be the lesstt. - being tried in a San Francisco court best view. Inquires at 423 Mineso- on the charge of shooting a dog. It In the treatment of serious cases of gan, 10 rounds, at New York. WANTED—Girl for general house­ pneumonia by means of strong doses work. - Apply Omich's Curio Store. ta ave: ' tf. was found necessary to use the ser­ "Kid" Burns vs. Jack Goodman, 10 ' 4?i"jl of camphor. He first had occasion to rounds, at New York. . * e JUDGES HAVE BEEN SELECTED vices of an interpreter as some of the use it in 1906 in a case of double A FULL LINE OF 0PTI= witnesses could not understand nor pneumonia, where the patient was WANTED—Piano p|ayer. Address: FOR RENT—Two furnished rooms at speak English. Following is a record also suffering from typhoid fever. He Minneapolis, Minn., Feb. 20.—Del­ Box 191, Baudette, Minn. 917 Minnesota Ave. Phone 164. CAL GOODS. ~ of two questions asked by one of the therefore practiced a subcutaneous egates representing commercial clubs i1 attorneys: Injection of 12 centimeters of cam­ Final Score to be Taken After 8 throughout the State are in atend- •FOR RENT- Attorney: "Ask him if he was in phorated oil (20 per cent.) recently WANTED—Girl for general- house -5 and six room house. Including Colored Glasses, broken O'clock on Wednesday sterilized. 'The results obtained on ance-at the fourth annual convention A. Klein! front of 1225 Blank street at 4:30 of the Minnesota Federation of Com­ s work. Mrs. P. J. O'Leary. Evening. the pulse and respiration and gen­ lenses 'duplicated and Spectacle January 13?" # eral condition were extremely satis­ mercial clubs which opened here to­ Interpreter: "Ping quang Ihoo hoo factory. He renewed this dose every day at the West Hotel. Many mat­ MISCELLANEOUS Repairs of every description. qoung. Ike buck boo saba a umph 12 hours, and he found after three ters of importance to the commercial FOR SALE oo oo imph sha wong? Who the fortunate young lady will days the trouble had disappeared. interests of the state, including the ADVERTISERS—The great state of Witness: "Iki buck boo saha umph be in the voting contest conducted by Dr. Serbert has since employed the subject of immigration, are scheduled North Dakota offers unlimited op­ Geo. T. Baker & Co. oo oo imph wong. Que ow telle bunk FOR SALE—18^6" gasoline launch the City Drug Store of thi scity, will same treatment in 21 cases, one of for discussion by noted-experts dur­ portunities for business to classl- Pish tush wrow buh yong que sabe which was extremely serious, since it and boat house. Launch run last be decided Wednesday n.ight and ing this gathering which will close ': fled advertisers: The recognized Manufactoring Jewelers ^ sapiensun prow tong tush. Aw issi was a question of double complicated season, cushion, seats, electric ma,de known Thursday, February 22, tomorrow with a luncheon. W. S. -. advertising medium is the Fargo mude tangi bunko polo quid erow pneumonia in a woman seventy-two headlight, storage battery, spray The one for whom the most votes are Brooks and F. S. Lycan are to repre­ -Daily and Sunday Courier-News, 116. 3rd St. Near the Lake. punh yong." ' . years old. All these cases recovered. hood and fine, motor, fully equip­ the only seven day paper in the cast up to S o'clock Wednesday even­ It seem certain that the camphor pro­ sent the Bemidji Commercial Club.. Interpreter: "He say 'No.' " ped. Boat house with-72 gallon ing, February 21, 1912 will be award­ duced these effects, since there was state and the paper which carries Attorney: "Ask him, 'DM you see gasoline tank, pulleys, block and ed the $400 Elliott piano seen in the no real crisis, the cure being gradual " the largest amount of classified the dog shot?" tackle, repair shop, tools, etc. Will display window of the City Drug and slowly .effected. — Philadelphia WOULD SAVE A TRIP. advertising. Tne courier-News Interpreter: "Oski wowwo skinni sell cheap if taken at once. Ad­ Store. North American. covers North Dakota like a blank­ | buck tong push; yaswi doa yeno dress box 474, or phone 535, Be­ et; reaching all parts of the state How to Get Votes. poemey wong; aodyr yso cocko wong midji, Minn.;-a the day of publication; it is the With every purchase made at this tung wow; koawi Bang Bank Ki-yi-yi WEALTH OF THE NATIONS , paper to use In order- to get re­ -yi_yi—yi-yi-yi brum wish aus que store a vote for every penny is given. I have about"*100 fcords of poplar sults; rates one cent per word first wu chang." Does Not Make Tre- Friends of the various contestants wood for sale cheap at $2.00 a cord. insertion, one-half cent per word Witness: "Wu fangu tung changu , mendously Good Showing in have still another day in which to Delivered to any part of the city. succedding insertion; fifty cents yow; que cuta pish tush; meaw fush World's Financial Column. help their favorite. Contestants Apply Nicolett Hotel. per line per month. Address the should get busy with their friends, row tunny kunish rawi; cutum que Courier-News, Fargo, N. D. offum. Yum sawgen wow-wow-wow- For all its vaunted wealth the Unit­ for if ever there was a time to use a ed States, in so far as per capita ratio um-um-um-um Bang! Bang! Ki yi- friend it is now. Get them to go to goes, does not make such a tremen­ FOR SALE—Rubber stamps. The WANTED—Dining and sleeping car this drug store and stock up on sta­ yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-. Owsi yip pussi dously good showing in the world's Pioneer will procure any kind of Try a Want Ad conductor $75-$125. Experience ple goods. A $5 purchase means 500 doggum caccun kickum out. Nishi financial column. The wealth in the a rubber stamp for you on short wong tong fong yong." United States in 1910 was estimated unnecessary, we teach you,, write vates for you and a $25 purchase notice. Dining Car World, 125 W. Van 1-2 Cent a Word-Cash means 2,500 votes and this is the .Interpreter: "He say 'Yes.' " at $125,000,000,000, by far the greatest * amount credited In bulk to any one Buren, Chicago. time to go after them. Get your An Irishman once went to market country. Yet the per capita wealth + - friends to get their friends to unite FOR SALE—Good bright hay, 50 cts, with a load of grain and an ox team. was only $1,359. Great Britain in 1909 and boost for you. A few votes may per bale, $12.00 per ton. E., W. WANTED TO TRADE—What have After disposing of his produce he was worth $88,725,000,000, each person, decide. Don't b'e satisfied with what according to the census, thus getting Hannah, 513-12th St. Phone 551. you to trade for new standard pia­ you now have or even what you may stopped in at a thirst emporium and $1,972. France, with $83,000,000,000 In <*!**»» /%*"£*. no? Call at second hand store, have in reserve, get all you possibly an hour or so later started for home 19101 had a per capita wealth of Odd Fellows Bldg. some the worse for wear. On the "Do you suppose 1 could see a .tele­ can. $2,01%; had $63,500,000,000, gram sent in 1885?" road he fell asleep in the bottom of FOR SALE—A fine half Jersey fresh with a per capita of $1,000. Russia's "Why don't you wait a few year* BOUGHT AND SOLD—Second hand Contest Closes at 8 o'clock. the wagon. He awoke the next morn­ total wealth was $60,000,000,000, but milch cow. , ^CarUOpsata. Phone longer until the boy delivers it?" 3 88 Call' 14.;? %'_ - furniture. Odd Fellows building, Now don't wait too long before ing slightly befuddled and with no Us enormous population dragged the per capita down to $400, while Swit­ across from postoffice. phone 129 you cast your votes. They will not oxen in sight. Gazing around, he fi­ nally came to this conclusion: "Be- zerland, with a total wealth of only be counted again before the final $3,030,000,000, has a per capita rating count. The judges have been select­ gorrah, an' if ye're Pat, ye've lost a team of o' oxen; and if ye're not Pat, of $866. The per capita division in ed and will make the final count Sweden amounts to $402 out of a total ye've found a wagon." Wednesday night. The judges select pf $2,197,000,000. Switzerland, in the ^' er are M. Adams of the First Nation jast few years, made a 20 per cent, al Bank, Joseph Herman of the Amateur: "I believe my feet are gain in national wealth. The average Northern National bank and George freezing." per capita wealth in the 25 cantons ranges from $1,885 in Geneva to $279 Buxton of the Crookston Lumber Professional skater: "Well, you CITY DRUG STORE know they were pretty cold on this In Tessin. Switzerland thus stands company. very high. The population in 1821 proposition when we started." was 1,885,229, so that in 90 years' Standing of Contestants. time? it has not doubled. France, it At the last count the following was Mary: "Wheft did you meet Mr "will be noted, stands at the head of the order: Anna Teuton, Mary Bowe, Jones?" the nations with a per capita wealth Bertha Larson, Jennie Kittleson, Martha: "Oh, I fell in with him of $2,070. That the United States, while skating." with its enormous total, does not rank PIANO J CONTEST Martha Swartze, Alice Minnick, Ma­ bel Wheeler, Nellie Fullerton and Mistress, (who has received a higher is because of the rapidly In- Dorothy Nangle are the first nine, broad hint that an extra evening off creasing population. France, on the" will be appreciated)—"Cook tells me, contrary, has reported a diminishing while twenty others following close or at the most a very slowly increas­ are also in the race. The first eight Mary, that you wish to go out with ing population, so that the money ad* will receive prizes. a young man this evening. Is it urg­ ranee has become greater than JJis ent birth rate. Mary: "No, mum, He's me own Great Falls, Mont., Feb. 20.—Prac­ Closes Wednesday February 21 gent." tical fruit growers from all parts of * The Crewless 8h!p. the state are in attendance at the He: "I dreamed of you last nigth. The German Naval league has just annual meeting of the Montana Hor­ Do you ever dream of me?" tested the work of an Inventor of Nu­ 8 O'clock P. TIS ticultural society which opened here She, (suppressing a yawn), "No, remberg, a ship to run without a crew. today for a three day session. The The transmitter with a mast similar to but I'd like to very much." that.used in wireless telegraphy com­ fruit exhibition in connection with —Dertoit Free Press. the convention is highly creditable. mands the ship, which works systemat­ " ' • # '• ically during a period of hours. The The program of the meeting includes "All the parts in this play are fat Ship turns to right and left, backs atfd a number of lectures by leading ex­ parts." comes to a stop as if run by a man in Qne Big Day Still Left perts connected with the State agri­ "They have to be when the play it­ the engine room. Multicolored lights cultural colleges of Montana, Ore­ self is laid in Greece." show the maneuvers to the men8 gon and other western States. 4 sshore. This practical Invention is now under study in the German navy. Pri­ Votes have been counted for the last time until AN EVASIVE ANSWER. marily destined for use in connection (National Monthly.) with the discharge of torpedoes, it is "THIS IS MY 64TH BIRTHDAY" A lady, sending a new servant to now under expert consideration as a the final count by; the judges. Admiral Sebree answer the doorbell, said: medium for the control of dirigible bal­ Rear Admiral Uriel Sebree, U. S. "If anybody asks if i am in, give loons. Kites provided with phosphoric N., retired, was born in Fayette, Mo., an evasive answer." apparatus and steered by Hertzian - Present excitement surpasses that of the present February 20, 1848, and received his The servant soon returned. waves will be a new accession to the German army. early education in the schools of his "Who was it?" asked the mistress. city election. . native town. He graduated at the "A gentleman who wanted to see you,- Annapolis academy soon after the ma'am, and I gave him an evasive close of the civil war and served Chance for One-Armed Man. answer." "I'm looking for a one-armed man," aboard various naval vessels and in "What did you say?" said the patron of a New York restau­ t Judges Are j many parts Of the world until he "I asked him if his grandmother rant. "If you know of a man who has reached the grade of in 1901. was a monkey?" only a right hand I can make him a He was sent on an explora­ good business proposition—one that tion trip in 1873 and later accom­ will save him a lot of good dollars and panied the Greely relief expedition IN THE COUNTRY. save me the same amount. His right M. Adams, Joseph Hermann and George Buxton to the far North in 1884. He was hand, however, must be a No. 7%. lighthouse inspector on the Pacific "It's this way: Several months ago 1 coast from 1885 to 1889. Later the I sprained my ankle and for many months was obliged to lean heavily on J All votes must be in the Fallot box by 8 o'clock was in charge of the naval station in a cane. To protect my left hand I ; the Samoan Islands and in command wore a glove on that hand, but did of the battleship Wisconsin. Since not use one on the right. The result Wednesday night- i v: V' ^ ^ his retirement from active service was that I wore out dozens of left two years ago Admiral Sebree has gloves, but the right hand ones I nev­ made his home in southern Cali­ er put on." - ,. "-v. t fornia. -«• ?'- Eight Prizes Will Be Awarded to First Eight Contestants Congratulations to:- One From Papa. '~r\ ^ The Duchess of Fife, eldest daugh­ "Papa," asks the litle boy. "why ter of the late King Edward, 45 do they say a woman is 'setting her *v ^v v **•* ^> --. •** v ^ years old today. f " cap' for a man when she wants to Standing of First Nine at Last Count: Herbert S. Hadley, governor of marry him?" .. Missouri and mentioned for the Re­ "Because, my son," explains the. 1 SAnna Teuton-V *.** -sfc^f--' fii'- • publican nomination for Vice Presi­ father softly, "if she sets her bonnet ^r^,C-'^^5/ Martha Swartze dent, 40 years old today. for him she knows blamed well the pricePaf it will scare him to death/*— .. 'aMary Bowc-A fr#gsMM^:i.;.¥»6fe Alice Minnick Brig. Gen. Ernest A. Garlington, Judges .Library. ^^ -^W$*'I Inspector General of the United States Army, 59 years old today. : a- i^-'jfH"1* Earl Beauchamp, First Com­ Baltimore's Experience* ^fe^ missioner of Works in the British "Sell many bullfrogs thl8""week?" / The more you hear about what thenv cabinet, 40 years old today. "Twice as many as usual." *•** boomers Is goin' to do the more you Rt. Rev. Thomas Casey, bishop of "Bull frog business is on the Jump, don't hear about what they have went the Roman Catholic diocese of St ain't itr- to work and did.—Baltimore Evening John, N. B., 50 years old today. ^ •W^

Just when you think you've "ar­ Real Trouble About Reform. Always. "I specks," said Uncle Eben," "dat rived" there is always some one to Also in the matter of a kiss, two The&€ity Drug Store reform would' be a heap easier if dar pester you by telling you of your heads are better than one.—Smart git wasn't so many different people kicUn' mistakes. Magazine. • ,~s%*%^*y«si* *-**;.. -?»-- l/•bool t so many different things,