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Unification suggested: Speaker encourages Ohio The BG News/Tim Nwnu colleges and Universities to Speaking about his national strategy for health care reform, President Bush ad- Smaller Enterprises In Cleveland Thursday. Gov. Voinovich, who said he supported take uniform stance against dresses the Greater Cleveland Growth Association and members of the Council on Bush's proposal, attended the presentation along with Lt. Gov. DeWlne. state budget cuts.

U Page four. On Campus Bush reveals new health policy Coin' to the chapel: by Michelle Banks Jill Novak, senior journal- The BC News system more efficient; criticized proach to health care. Communi- ism major and former editor the amount of medical malprac- "Some people have scribbled out a prescription lor ty leaders across the country can of The BG News, has ac- tice and said the growth in follow your lead," he said. cepted the CLEVELAND - President government health care pro- disaster, they want to nationalize the health system. I don't Proponents of socialized med- marriage George Bush unveiled his grams must be curbed. befeve people want to be shoveled into some new health icine often do not have all the proposal national strategy for health care According to his proposal, low facts. Bush said. printed in reform Thursday and said his income families would be issued care bureaucracy." Wednes- plan will make medical treat- health insurance certificates so George Bush, President of the United States He explained a nationalized day's edi- ment available for all citizens. dependent families could pur- health care system would create tion of the "My plan will give Americans a chase insurance. Bush said fami- made more efficient by creating prises (COSE), a Cleveland or- waiting lists for surgery and News in- greater sense of security - help lies would receive about $300 per Health Insurance Networks ganization which promotes small governmental red tape. sert Up- ease the fears so many Ameri- month in health vouchers. (HIN). businesses, implemented a plan "Some people have scribbled date cans have that changing jobs will Middle-income families would "Insurance costs obey the law last year similar to Bush's pro- out a prescription for disaster, Magazine. Novak cost them their health coverage," receive a $3,750 Insurance tax of large numbers. The larger the posed HIN. they want to nationalize the Novak Bush said. deduction while people making group being insured, the lower Bush praised COSE's example health system," Bush said. "I discovered Fry's proposal In his four point plan, Bush less than $80,000 can choose the the cost per individual," Bush and said the nation should follow don't believe people want to be while reading the magazine blasted health care's high cost; tax credit or health vouchers. said. suit. shoveled into some new health Wednesday morning in the said he will make the health care Health care costs would be The Council of Smaller Enter- 'This is an innovative ap- care bureaucracy." company of Matt and her roommates in her home. She immediately said "yes." Although unorthodox, No- vak said Matt's method of USG Board urges proposing was fine with her. U.S. forces more boat "That's what Matt wanted - for everyone to know honest campaign about it," Novak said. No plans have been set for people home to Haiti a wedding. for office-seekers by Kevin Noblet The Associated Press the sanctions had been hurting the poor rather than the powerful at whom they were aimed. Outside campus by Julie Tagllaferro from last year. At Port-au-Prince's oily, sun-drenched pier, The war continues: The BC News For example, candidates who PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti - The United States small groups of Haitians gathered to watch 508 COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) exceed their spending allowan- ces, falsify receipts, destroy resumed its effort to return more than 10,000 of their compatriots descend from two U.S. The Senate has approved Haitian boat people, delivering two shiploads of Coast Guard cutters with bundles of clothing and returned to the House Undergraduate Student other candidates' campaign ma- Government's Elections and terials or work for another can- refugees to the capital's wharf Thursday for a and enter a large concrete-roofed patio for pro- with amendments a proposal cessing. that allows cities and Opinions Board explained the didate will be disqualified. bleak homecoming. rules and regulations of the USG The repatriation came amid indications that a "To see them return like this, truly humi- villages to use nuisance laws liated, makes me want to give up my Haitian cit- in the war against drugs. election campaigns, scheduled to This includes working as a U.S.-supported international push for a nego- tiated settlement of Haiti's political crisis was izenship," said 19-year-old Nipson Isme, a high Sen. Charles Horn, R-Ket- begin Monday. staff member on a presidential candidate's campaign while run- stalled. school student. tering, won 33-0 approval Friday marks the anniversary of the swear- Most of the refugees were expressionless, but Wednesday of the bill that Rob Routzahn, USG vice presi- ning for a senator or vice versa. dent and chairman of the Elec- The candidate for whom the staff ing-in of President Jean-Bertrand Aristide, Hai- a few smiled sheepishly for foreign news pho- gives local officials an addi- ti's first democratically-elected president, but tographers. Some expressed concern about their tional tool to move against tions and Opinions Board, en- member is working will also be couraged the students at the disqualified. he was in office less than eight months before future treatment by authorities. the owners of crack houses being ousted in a military coup. "Will we be beaten?" asked Alfonse Alfred, 54, and other drug trafficking meeting to be fair to each other There are 19 candidates run- when campaigning and "show ning for the 12 at-large senator Aristide, in a broadcast by the Voice of Amer- who is from a village near the western coastal operations. ica's Creole-language radio service to Haiti, said city of St. Marc. He said he had fled Haiti for The bill also gives village mutual respect for each other." positions. U.S. plans to loosen a trade embargo imposed in economic and not political reasons, but that he and municipal officials the Routzahn and the other mem- Only two students announced bers of the committee encour- their candidacy for president, as retaliation for the coup would cause his backers feared the reaction of authorities to internation- authority to continue the to "radicalize" their positions. There were signs al publicity about the refugees' plight. prosecution of nuisance aged the candidates to pay atten- cases filed by citizens who tion to new or changed rules See USG, page five. later fail to pursue pros- ecution. Lottery Trustees to decide future plans for Founders Quad CLEVELAND (AP) Here by Kirk Pavellch The BC News figuration. This time it's a question of go or not go," some people are going to be saying 'Why is the Universi- are Thursday night's Ohio Barber said. ty doing something like this?'" he said. "People have Lottery selections: Improvements to the building would include the in- looked at [those concerns] with care, struggled with Pick 3 Numbers The University Board of Trustees will meet at the stallation of air conditioning and private bathrooms in them and agonized with them." 3-0-4 each of the rooms and the conversion of the occupancy "As everybody knows we're facing a tough demogra- (three, zero, four) WBGU-TV studios today at 10 am. to decide whether they will proceed with the planned renovation project level from five persons to two, Barber said. phic period in Ohio right now and to have a residence Pick 4 Numbers for Founders Quadrangle. "Nobody wants a five-person room," he said. "In the hall that nobody wants to live in isn't any help," Barber 9-8-9-4 Lester Barber, secretary to the Board of Trustees, 1950's that was an acceptable strategy, but it's not ac- said. (nine, eight, nine, four) said today's meeting will be the third time the board has ceptable anymore. It was proposed that for an addi- The final cost of the project is expected from the Uni- Cards reviewed the plan. Last May, trustees first looked into tional amount of money we would actually do renova- versity architect at today's meeting. If the renovations 10 (ten) of Hearts the possibility of renovations to Founders and in tions in that building that would make it one of the most are endorsed, a late April construction start has been K (king) of Clubs December they voted to direct money towards the com- desirable residence halls on campus." projected, according to a statement released by the of- 9 (nine) of Diamonds pletion of the final plan. With the current higher education budget crunch in fice of the University architect. 9 (nine) of Spades "There was something like a million dollars budgeted Ohio, concerns have been raised about the feasibility of In other board business. Barber said professor of The Super Lotto jackpot Is for basic renovations," Barber said. "It was proposed such a project at this time. According to Barber, the technology Jerry Stretchier has been proposed as a re- S4 mill inn that it was foolish to put that kind of money into a build- board has looked into the question and will address the cipient of the honorary trustee professor, an award pre- Compiled from staff and ing which, after the renovation, would basically be in concerns. wire reports. the same configuration - which frankly is an awful con- "With the loss of state subsidies, we're concerned sented to a retiring administrator. Opinion

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JOHN KOHISTRAND The BG News EDITOR AN INDEPENDENT STUDENT VOICE FOUNDED IN 1920. JEREMY STONE WEBER JACQUELINE PORTER MANAGING EDITOR CITY EDITOR PUBLISHED DAILY DURING THE ACADEMIC YEAR AND WEDNESDAYS DURING THE SUMMER AMY APPLEBAUM GRIG WATSON SESSION. ASSOCIATE EDITOR EDITORIAL EDITOR

214 WEST HALL MATTHEW A. DANEMAN FRANK ESPOSITO BOWLING GREEN STATE UNIVERSITY INSIDER EDITOR ASSOCIATE EDITOR BOWLINC GREEN, OHIO 43403-0276 TRISH DAVIS IRENE BABEAUX COPYRIGHT 1992, The BG News NEWS EDITOR COPY CHIEF E.A.R. to the ground... The opening arguments in Jeffery and freedom for all," a Da Vid pamphlet Dahmer's sanity trial started yes- states. terday. We at E.A.R. are wondering why One of the party's six points includes even have a sanity trial after reading of the conversion of Alcatraz Island into a Dahmer's murders, tortures, mutila- global peace center, because "by con- tions, cannibalism and...well, lets not go verting what was once a place of pain too deeply into this. and suffering into a 'jewel of light,' we If Jeffery Dahmer is sane, we would will unleash powerful forces for coop- really hate to meet someone certifiably eration, reconciliation and healing." insane. Da Vid has a 1-800 number, too (just Josh was pretty good bu^ like Gov. Brown): 1-800-733-2357. File 13... McDowell sometimes used scare tactics to make points ...is where we put all our garbage mail, including a package from MM In- Sometimes, it is not so impor- Most of all, I lost the point On the "liberal media" these campus tant to think about what people KatPina Vandenberg where Josh's world view atta- formation Resources, a Pennsylvania say as much as what they mean. ched to life. It seemed that if you company selling information on how to crusaders keep telling us about: The BG News is liberal. We aren't I was one of 5,000 people in follow what Josh says, you will get part of the "$4 billion from the pri- Anderson Arena Wednesday lead a better life and God will vate sector designated for student fi- just admitting it -- we wear this badge night to see Josh I did not go for love you and forgive you. nancial aid." All that, for $75. with honor. the reasons my friends thought I That stuff is old hat and generally a But let us get one thing straight: the went ~ to tear him apart in this But what do we do RIGHT rip-off (the University offers the same media, plural, is not liberal. column - but because I honestly NOW? What do we do with people service for free). What we liked was the Sure, most journalists are of a leftist wanted to know if what he had to who already HAVE cancer- $1 bill they paperclipped to the cover bent. But the people running the news- say made any sense. causing STDs or AIDS? Do we letter. papers are often very moderate, be- What interests me about this throw them off a cliff some- And this subtle message: "A success- cause the people who own these news- man, first of all, is he has to be It seemed that if you abstain where? Do we stop loving people papers are conservative, capitalist the only subject on this campus until you find a person you truly we know because they can hurt ful response to the publication of the that has not been debated about love to marry and have a mono- us? There are people out there release or an article on the subject types who don't allow wacko liberal garbage into their newspapers. at least a little. gomous relationship with, then who have healthy, loving re- would indicate the value of taking dis- Any negative comments about your life will be good and you lationships with people who play ads in your newspaper." Luckily, we don't have to deal with him have been made privately. will be happy. could be dying. No story this time, but we still want to yucky bourgeoisie Republican capi- Nothing has been said about Josh If only life were that easy! The thank MM. That $1 fully paid for potato talists at The News. We'd say James and his tactics other than that he fact of the matter is that no one I agree that abstinence is a chips and a Pepsi for our editor. Walters, but he isn't really bourgeois. loves and wants to help every- wants to hurt people that they very good choice for a lot of peo- Life is great. Kind of makes us wish body. love. Furthermore, I don't be- ple. I agree that our culture is a File 13, part II: we didn't have to graduate. I agree that Josh is genuinely lieve that the world is so fair that mess at times. I even agree that If you thought Jerry Brown was out interested in the welfare of col- Josh's plan would work. abstinence is realistic. lege students. If one thing came Josh contends that there were But that is not going to change there (and we are not implying that he through to me last night, it was three venereal diseases when he the here and now. That does not is), you haven't heard of Da Vid, the Quote of the week: that this man is truly putting was growing up. Now there are change the fact that there are founder of the California-based Human "In basketball the object of the game aside a lot of his own life to travel 58? What does that mean? Does people dying right now. That Ecology Party. is to get the big, brown, round ball into a around the world and help direct that mean 58 strains of about does not change the fact that "The Human Ecology Party, a synth- white hoop, which resembles again the people to more fulfilling lives. seven diseases? It is possible that many people who have STDs or esis of the Democratic, Republican and fear of [white] genetic extinction." And yet...it seems to me that a AIDS are homeless or deep in the Green parties, has formulated a com- - Frances Wesling, physician. lot of the evidence Josh used to ...it seems to me that a lot of slums somewhere where educa- support his points, while entirely tion and even Josh is not going to prehensive synergistic vertically inte- We could say a lot of things. But, the evidence Josh used to grated six-point global meta-program gosh, if that dirty racist James Nains- true, was bent to serve his con- find them. which inititates the process of "health mith could only see his game now. clusion. And his conclusion was support his points, while Finally, there is nothing wrong not just what he said - that peo- with the healthy distrust of a ple should abstain from sex be- entirely true, was bent to good speaker. I am automatically cause God wants to protect them serve his conclusion. skeptical of someone who speaks until they find a meaningful re- well. A good speaker can move lationship - but what he meant. anyone to believe almost any- The CD Players are a jolly What did he mean? That people thing. Hitler was good at it. Rea- should be scared into abstinence? these diseases existed when he gan was very good at television. was growing up, but they had not The Kennedys spoke well, too. I am not singling Josh out as a been discovered or that scien- good informative program criminal because his evidence is tists thought that they were It feels good to know that you not sound. People omit informa- something else. are better than your surround- Want lo go see a good show complished something." tion daily to make a case for one What his evidence actually ings. And it's frightening to face which just happens to be spon- The CD Players cover such thing or another. Doctors do it. meant had a lot to do with how an unknown - the world of STDs sored by Residence Life? Tues- Steve Bargdill hard-hitting issues as beer com- Scientists do it. So do ministers, the audience would take it, but - where consequences are so day at 10 p.m. in the lobby of mercials, homosexuality, greek professors, editors. Everybody. because all he gave was the scary life-threatening. But scare tac- Chapman Hall, a little-known life and interracial relationships. For example, Josh said that the figure, a jump from three to 58, tics are not the answer. Incom- group will be performing. The The show also discussed the amount of people with sexually his audience has no choice but to plete information and biased CD Players, a spin-off from a different "masks" people wear, transmitted diseases has jumped be frightened. Is Josh's estimate sources are not an answer. Edu- Michigan theater troup, is com- and how people should just be from 4 million to 14 million since of 58 diseases so abnormal, con- cation and understanding are. ing to the University for its sec- people. 1981, when the safe sex move- sidering the amount of disease Katrina Vandenberg is a senior ond year. Other interesting issues center ment was initiated. However, that has always existed in the creative writing major and a col- The feelings their skits evoke around condoms in the vending AIDS was not a household word world? umnist for The News. are almost primordial. They machines, the budget, the Falcon In 1981. raised questions I thought I had Field House and pornography. People were not being tested answers to. "The issues are rel- the [Residence Advisors] reju- So if you have a chance, go sec for it. It didn't even have a name. Erma's World Jeff Helt evant. It's good for people to be venation. They had a discussion the CD Players Tuesday night in If more people are conscious of reminded of the issues, and afterward where I made the Chapman Hall. Maybe these peo- AIDS now, more people are being maybe they'll think about the comment that the group only had ple will make you re-evaluate tested for AIDS now, and more way they treat each other," said two males. Then the RA next to your morals and values. Or people have actually developed Carrie Sternot. Sternot saw the me said, 'Oh, are you volunteer- maybe they'll just reaffirm what full-blown AIDS by now, doesn't show last year and liked it so ing?' I replied, T guess I am.' I you've always believed. Me? I did it follow that the amount of STDs much she decided to join this can reach people, and some of the some re-evaluating. has gone up? Sexual activity has year. people will come because it's an Steve Bargdill would like to get not jumped that dramatically In Rusty Linden, the newest entertaining show. If we can get the student director's names in 10 years. member of the Players, said, some of these issues across in an here, too. They are Chris Taylor When the phrase "since the Ini- "The CD Players performed at entertaining way, then we've ac- and Amy Beth Dilgard. tiation of the safe sex move- ment"(which incidentally did not hit the public until the mid-'80s) BG News Staff is added, the audience is left with the assumption that safer sex is lay Murdock Morrella Raleigh Kirstin Mathers Dawn Keller not only totally Ineffective, but PHOTO EDITOR INSIDER M.A. ° COPY EDITOR COPY EDITOR that the naivete surrounding the Tim Norman Scott DeKatch Kellie Schirmer Nicole Nuhn safer sex belief is adding to the PHOTO EDITOR INSIDER ASSISTANT COPY EDITOR COPY EDITOR STD problem. I am not so sure that that is true. Matt Schroder Molly Zakraisek MikeSteidl Michelle Taylor SPORTS EDITOR INSIDER SUPR COPY EDITOR COPY EDITOR Another form of the reasoning Josh used was that abstinence Glen Lubbert Kathy Gaitan Mary Ip Cesa Mike Sammons will give you peace of mind be- ASST. SPORTS ED. ASSTf INSIDER SUPR COPY EDITOR COPY EDITOR cause you will not have to worry Marci Stork Cyndi Prada Jeff Brown Shari Wroblewski about STDs. This is true. SPECIAL PRO ED. CHIEF COPY ED. PROOFREADER PROOFREADER However, I was confused as to Nikki Floros Melissa Henry Ron Novak Sihn Hillenbrand whether Josh preached absti- COPY EDITOR COPY EDITOR' PROOFREADER SST. ED. EDITOR nence because he valued the Christina Wise Bill Bur safety and health of young people ASST. SP. PRO ED PRODUCTS FSUPR or because he wanted to uphold Christian values. Friday, February 7, 1992 The BG News page three

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I got to know Paul Joseph while the State of the Union in 1992 was I was managing a small fast food Russell KaMer a simple rehash of the last 12 restaurant in North Toledo last years of Republican administra- year. tion which has done nothing but We often ran into each other at make the rich richer and has the bank in front of the grocery completely devastated the Amer- store he managed. We would ican poor. exchange a Joke or two, and pass What did President Bush pro- around a few on-the-Job stories pose that will help to stop the as we waited for the tellers to needless death in America's process our deposits. streets? Much of the same things Paul was the type of guy who improvement" needed to insure which he proposed to help Amer- you really liked to see succeed: "that America continues as the icans with managing their health honest and hardworking, plus economic leader of the world." care costs... Letters managing to make his business All of this sounds well and good Nothing. work without taking it out on his to a few Americans who will President Bush spoke of the Cartoon causes customers. This was quite an a- probably vote for Bush anyway, Gulf War and then praised the Abortion also always been a nation of ethnic, chievement as the store was lo- but what does all of this presi- American troops who served in racial, cultural and religious Fact Line problem cated in what most people would dential banter mean to the people Korea and Vietnam, but what did affects mother diversity. call the"ghetto" of Toledo, where whom Paul Joseph's grocery the president have to say about The BG News: America is not a Christian na- The BG News: the only thing more common than store served every day? the war taking place on our city This letter is in response to the tion. It is populated by followers I am writing in response to the crack dealers are crack addicts. Does anyone really think that streets - the largest which Amer- letter written by John Farhat of many religions. Some people editorial cartoon drawn by Cris Paul paid them no heed though they will be able to take full ad- ica has ever known - which has which appeared in The BG News even choose to practice no relig- Glenn (The BG News, Jan. 29) and went about his business as killed thousands and impov- Feb. 4. ion at all. As much as this may To begin with, I would like to usual, helping out those who erished millions? First of all, Webster's New shock and dismay Paydock, it is commend him on bringing forth came up a little short because rve thought about a lot ol Nothing. Riverside University Dictionary their Consitutional right. his opinion throughout the use of their benefits had been cut, toss- things since I heard of Paul's Bush did mention the poor lists the following for the defini- "Congress shall make no law his editorial cartoon. However, ing a few bucks to the bums on once; he talked of making wel- tion of a fetus: in humans -- un- respecting an establishment of the manner in which you used the the street and cutting his cus- murder: How could it have fare recipients accountable for born young from the end of the religion or prohibiting the free number for Campus Fact Line in tomers the fairest deal possible. happened? Why did they their benefits and called for re- eighth week to the moment of exercise thereof..." your cartoon was very unprofes- Last Saturday, someone waited forms in the system. Unfortu- birth. This was not written by "the sional. for Paul to leave the bank with have to kill Mm? nately, I believe that I have seen Now to me, the term "unborn ACLU and other liberal organiza- As a majority of students his change order and make his the kind of reform Bush is talk- young" is the same as saying un- tions," it was written by "the know, Campus Fact Line is a ser- daily 500 foot trip back to his ing about. It is already in place in born child. Now to say that chil- Founding Fathers." To put a cru- vice whose duty is to provide in- store. They approached him and the state of Michigan where dren do not have a soul would be cifix "on the wall of the local formation at the convenience of shot him twice in the back and vantage of the additional $300 58,000 former General Assis- incorrect. That should answer schoolhouse" would be imposing their fingertips. With an average side. Paul Joseph died last Satur- per year that the average Ameri- tance recipients, many who are your question about whether or Christianity on students who may of 60 calls per hour, the line to day. can will get from the proposed former mental patients, are now not children have souls (born or not choose to practice it. Campus Fact Line is frequently I've thought about a lot of tax witholding changes to buy fighting to survive, most with no unborn). If Paydock wants his children busy with students, faculty, citi- things since I heard of Paul's "new clothes, a new car or pay income at all. As far as your comparison of to be taught religion in class, he zens of BG and alumni from all murder: How could it have hap- college tuition"? Perhaps they It devastates me that a man I unborn children to hamburgers has the right to send them to par- over the globe, calling to receive pened? Why did they have to kill will sell all of their stocks and was proud to say was a friend and heads of lettuce, I have only ochial schools. information about our Universi- him? What if I was still working bonds and take advantage of the was murdered; it flat out sickens one thing to say: go up to a wom- The idea of a leader who would ty. down there, could it have hap- low, low capital gains tax rates. me to know that we have a presi- an who has just miscarried her impose his or her own moral However, some people heard a pened to me? I'm sure they will take that dent in office who either doesn't unborn child and say to her, standards on the rest of the na- busy signal when they called on The questions continued to money and buy the house of their know or care that this is happen- "Why are you so emotionally up- tion, through legislation or oth- Wednesday because the opera- swirl in my mind. When I finally dreams in the suburbs (and I al- ing in our cities every day. set, your child was only equal to a erwise, is a frightening one. Es- tors were busy dealing with peo- realized that Paul was just going most forgot about the $5,000 tax When is Bush going to realize head of lettuce or a hamburger." pecially when those standards ple who were cranking the num- to become another statistic on a credit they can take from their that his policies are killing our I think her response would put are based on an unrealistic image ber, asking for "Gennifer." government crime report, and Individual Retirement Account country? Massive change is all these issues to rest. of what America Is. Being an operator at Campus even if his killer is caught, con- toward the purchase of that needed now before the "the All American families do not Fact Line, I feel that the time victed and put away forever — it home). thousand points of light" at the Michael Kirchner consist of a mother, father, two wasted by answering crank calls wont make a damn bit of differ- It really sounds to me like Bush end of the gun barrel kill more Sophomore children, a dog and a white picket generated by the cartoon was ence in the "ghetto." is giving some Americans a real- than the 24,000 Americans they Spanish Education fence. We have to face the reality unnecessary. I trust the cartoo- President Bush went on televi- ly good deal. Unfortunately, killed last year.... or the one they of today's America in order to nist will use better judgment in sion last week and spoke of the those Americans are the 2 per- killed last Saturday. deal with its problems. choosing phone numbers for fu- reasons why last year was the cent of the people who own 85 Russell Kiihler is a junior polit- Multiculturalism ture editorial cartoons. greatest year he had seen in his percent of the wealth anyway; ical science major from Toledo. Jennifer Sader life, and how we can look forward part of America Senior Jennifer E. Wheaton to the "changes that can take Creative writing major Campus Fact Line operator place in our country now that we The BG News can stop making the sacrifices I am writing in response to we had to make when we had an Christopher Paydock's column avowed enemy who was a super- on the "moral and religious crisis power." we face in America today." (The Bush spoke of tax reform, capi- BG News, Feb. 5). I am disturbed Ever Get A Pal Smashed ? tal gains tax cuts and tax with- by the tone of this column. holding changes; all of this in the In Paydock's attack on the "ru- interest of repairing our econ- bric of multiculturalism," I see a X DATE DASH DATE DASH DATE DASH DATE DASH omy to give us "the long term V) a reflection of Patrick Buchanan's < > insistence that we return to H m let me live.'-. America's "Christian, European UJ heritage." RECYCLE) Instead of recognizing the fact DZ ZBT C/5 The BG Km | of America's diversity, it seems we are to pretend that we have all just stepped off the May- flower. What puzzles me is why, imagining for a moment that it DATE DASH were possible, such homogenity would be desirable. ■tcCjJjBMU. To look at a shift from this view of what it means to an Grab a date, Meet at your house American as a "decline" is nar- row-minded at best, and denies 6:00p.m. TONIGHT! the real contributions that have been made by people who do not DATE DASH DATE DASH DATE DASH DATEDASHX fit this mode. America is and has FEBRUARY 9th U \ AIA AI \ Al \ Al \ \l.\ VIA Al \ \r.\ \l \ \l'\ \l A Al \ Al A MA Al A COOPER POOL Alpha Gamma Delta 1-4 p.m. 1992 Executive Council President Ann Marie Liggett V.P. Fraternityuty Education'Ed :: ■■;•■■''"' Tiffany Trenor V.P. Scholarship Carrie Weller Recording Secretary Michelle Pular Corresponding Secretary:; Tracy Gray Panhel Delagate Jennifer Morton House Cecilia Bunting Activities Elaine Hrivnak Publicity Shana Keller Rush Allison Donnelly Membership"P Julie Wright Social Julie Smith Standards Shelly Carruthers Ritual • Roxanne Wise Treasurer '•:.;' Shelly Balint Philanthropy Mona Law

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page four The BG News Friday, February 7,1992 Popular Culture journal marks 20th anniversary by Damn McDonald contributing writer saw a gap that wasn't filled in ture Department. the academic community and The journal tends to deal wanted to create an academic with motion pictures and telev- The Journal of Popular Film journal that not only looked at ison shows that any reader can and Television, a University- the technical aspects of film relate to such as Silence of the published academic journal but also studied how films Lambs, Psycho, Nightmare on that explores such topics as were constructed to appeal to Elm Street, and China Beach. "Sleeping With The Enemy As the dreams and opinions of mil- "The journal is to be read Pretty Woman Part 2" and lions of people, according to and understood by any intel- "Looking For God : Profane Jack Nachbar, co-editor and ligent reader, no matter what and Sacred in the Films of founder of the journal. their field is and we will con- Woody Allen," is celebrating 20 For the first eight years the tinue to do that," Nachbar said. years of being edited at the journal was published by the The journal features articles University's Popular Press Bowling Green Popular Press submitted by various academic Center. but now receives help and fi- professors and graduate stu- Cwrtciy of Public Relation! Originally known as the nancial support from Heldref dents in areas such as commu- Journal of Popular Film, three Publications in Washington, nications, English and broad- Michael Marsden (left) and Jack Nachbar (center), co-editors of 'The Journal of Popular Film and university Popular Culture D.C All of the editorial work casting. The journal has even Television," display recent copies of their publication. Ralph Wolfe (right), the Lillian Glsh Professor professors - Michael Marsden, for the journal is still done by of Film Studies at Bowling Green and book review editor, shows an early edition of the journal. Jack Nachbar, and Sam Grogg - the University's Popular Cul- See Culture, page five. i Xil X<> XQ X<> Xi> X<> Xil Xil XO Xil Xi2 Solution suggested for budget cuts CHI OMEGA PROUDLY Speaker recommends Ohio universities to unite against recession INTRODUCES 1992 by Klmberly Larson The guest in question was Phi- the new cut, higher education ous condition that Ohio higher The BG News lip Mason, vice president of Uni- was asked to absorb 29 percent." education is currently in. EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE... versity relations, who informed In spite of this reduction, "Higher education in Ohio is the committee that higher educa- Mason said the universities taken for granted," he said. "The A guest speaker tried to shed tion receives about J2.4 percent within Ohio have to bond public seems to assume that some light on the University's of the total general fund expendi- together to combat the dispro- (Ohio universities) are able to budget situation and to provide tures for the entire state of Ohio. portionate budget reductions President 'Dawn Tollman correct the problem, but we information on what can be done "With the first cut in February toward higher education. can't" Vice-President 'Daum Martman to tackle the enormous problem of '91, higher education absorbed "(Ohio universities) have to do The University had 9 percent Secretory Amy'De'Koy at the Administrative Staff 39 percent of the total statewide a better job in telling our story to of its budget, or about $6 million, Council meeting yesterday. budget cut," Mason said. "With the public," he said. "We need to cut within the last 14 moi:t>_«\ Treasurer !H6(ly Johnson communicate our quality ser- "There is no question we are Pledge Educator Suzanne Merrick^ vices and the quality education doing more with less," Mason Tired of Being a Face in we give." said. "There is no situation better Personnel Mindy 'Wkk&rt Ohio universities seem to be for strangling universities than ST. Panhel -Elena (Peters the Crowd? very individualistic, Mason ex- the situation we are now in." Rush plained, which contributes to The University has experi- •Wendy'Blank. Check out their being among the top uni- enced 6 to 8 percent slashes In its Sock Stephanie Rfichert versities in the country. operational budget, 75 to 80 Winthrop Terrace "When it's time to unite, we're fewer faculty and staff mem- not used to it," he said. "We do bers, and decreased access to Apts communicate in some ways and computer labs and library hours. learn from each other, but as a Mason said the University as a and be someone political force... we have some whole has stuck together very .Our 1992 Cabinet Members... Special! work to do." well and faculty and staff have to One way to attack the budget remember that the budget situa- Call problem is to develop consti- tion will eventually recover. tuencies. Mason said the way in For this recovery to happen. 352-9135 which to accomplish this goal is Mason said the key is for the Asst. GKA Julie Laughman to inform the community and University to remain active. Asst. Social Amy O'tyal corporations in Ohio of the seri- The University has developed Chapter Correspondent Tracy Misocky an advocacy group consisting of Trauy Lu graduates who can support the Chapter Inspiration University and who are familiar Philanthropy Shannon. Anderson HOWARDS club H Long Island with decision-makers in Colum- Scholarship KjmUfpot bus, Mason said. 210 N. Main 352-995 1 Asst. Personnel Julie Van Meter In addition, the University dis- tributes a newsletter that in- Community Service •Beth JacoBs/Molly Qray | Iced Tea forms legislators of the exciting Asst. Rush ■Kelly Knot KENNY REEVES things occurring at the Universi- Chi-Chi Spirit flflfl ty, while also showing the Uni- Pledge Doord MelissaStehj 'Brown, & The Hansen Brothers versity is investing state funds wisely. JtnSptncer, Jen'BueU, Wednesday-Saturday Gregory DeCrane, assistant Amy tSel, Victoria February 6-8 vice president of University stu- Clark "Rachel'Costanzo, dent relations, said he was con- cerned that if the University con- Chert-Breed, I 18-20 Welcome $2.00 cover after 9:30 tinues to portray itself in a con- Colleen Johnson tradictory way by showing the Activities/Career Dev. Jen -Belter 21 and Over public it is thriving under the Jr. Panhel AlHeJrascH 81.00 cover after 9:30 current constraint, it is in es- sence justifying the budget re- Alumnae/Homecoming Tracy -Bu duction. Historian Christie Ciipp, HOURS: Mon.-Sal.: Noon 'til 2:30 a.m. Mason said the public realizes Stacy Loehrks the faculty and staff have not Sunday: 2:00 p.m. 'til 2:30 a.m. Ritual (Hotly Sims received raises this year and the University's services have also been affected. "If no normal gestures are made to provide evidence that we are trying to be more effective, the legislators will develop ...AND OUR NEW INITIATES... guidelines and policies that will be harmful to (Ohio's universi- ties)," Mason concluded.

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Can You Catch The Beat? Briefs Body discovered "Tokin" arrest

A 24-year-old woman was Police found nine suspected found dead In her home on Ninth marijuana plants with an esti- Street by her boyfriend at 2:45 mated street value of $5000 and a.m. Thursday, according to other drug paraphernalia in a police. search of a residence on Thurstin Police cannot reveal many de- Avenue Wednesday night. tails relating to the death of Joy Roy J. Smith, 23, and John 0. L. Hiser, as it is still under in- Stockner, 19, both of 525 Thurstin vestigation. Ave., lot 7, were charged with Although they do not suspect cultivation of marijuana. foul play, police said they have "We had been monitoring some not ruled on whether her death of the activities [at that resi- was homicidal, suicidal or acci- dence]." Det. Clarence Alvord dental. said. Police found pipes, papers and fresh-cut marijuana as well as The gambler revisited equipment used to grow the plants inside the trailer. A local establishment, "They were using artificial which cannot be named at light to grow them," Alvord ex- this time, Is suspected of plained. having poker machines that Additional charges may also be handle thousands of dollars pending against Smith and worth of Illegal gambling, Stockner and others involved. according to police. The arrests stem from a three- The matter has been re- month long Investigation which is ferred to the Toledo office still in effect. of the Ohio Department of Additional information will be Liquor Control. No further released when the case is brought information is available. up before a grand jury. USG Continued from page one. campaigns this year. opposed to last year's five. Cur- "USG has moved in becoming a The BC Nc»i/Tc|u SchUlttr rent USG President Mike Sears greater force in the community During his Afro-Caribbean Music class, assistant professor Ste- ceremonial songs based on musical influences of Caribbean Immi- and his running mate, Barb Neal, and on campus this year," Babel are campaigning on the Demo- ven Cornelius demonstrates an Afro-Cuban drumming rhythm to grants In New York City. said. "I think both presidential Jeff Greenwald Wednesday afternoon. The class was practicing cratic ticket, while Jason Jack- candidates want to see that con- son and his running mate, John tinue in the future." Babel, are running as Republican Sophomore English major candidates. Neal, an at-large senator this Police Blotter Jackson said he and Sears want year, said she hopes all the can- Readers meet at to remain on good terms without didates will come through when ♦ A resident of S. Main Street ♦ A woman reported she was the name-calling of last year. they make campaign promises reported he was assaulted by his attacked by an unknown man Babel, a junior environmental rather than just "using it as a roommate Monday. The com- while she was walking alone in science/psychology major, was stepping stone." professor's home plainant said his roommate had the area of South and Hanna the District Four USG senator "Opportunities such as these I punched him in the face re- Halls. She said the man grabbed this year. Babel said he believed hope will bring out the best in peatedly for no apparent reason, her, placed a hand over her both parties were planning clean people," Neal said. by John Hillenbrand book contributes anything to causing swelling to his left eye mouth and lifted her up from the The BC News their lives and the extent to and lacerations to his lip. He did curb. She bit his hand, broke Culture not report the incident until over which they think the author was loose and ran home, police said. Continued from page four, research purposes. A reading group dedicated to or was not able to persuasively six hours after it occurred and he ♦ Police confiscated vise grips accomplish what he or she was was very intoxicated when the for comparison purposes in con- received submissions from a The fall 1991 issue marked the experiencing reading as a plea- New York psychologist. Authors first appearance that film re- surable but evaluative experi- trying to do." report was taken, police said. nection to several recent break- The book Unnatural Emotions ♦ A resident of Palmer Street ing and enterings from a juvenile are required to include biblio- views were featured in the jour- ence will be meeting with eco- graphies and filmographies for nal. nomics professor Neil Browne will be provided by Browne and reported over $1000 worth of Wednesday, police said. twice during the semester. was chosen for its multi- personal items were stolen from "I'd like to have an experience disciplinarian scope. his vehicle Monday. Items stolen where people see others who val- "In the book, there are strong included a one-of-a-kind jacket, a ue reading as much as they do. components in psychology, soci- radar detector, three pairs of Secondly, we do something it ology, literature and history," he Ray Ban glasses and cassette seems to me the University is said. "I think students with tapes, police said. pledged to do - have opportuni- different experiences can con- ♦ A local nursing home report- ties for people to develop intel- tribute different things from a ed Tuesday it has been receiving lectually without the pressures book like that." harassing phone calls for several of grading or pleasing parents The sessions will be held at months from a man who says, "I and employers," Browne said. Browne's home in order to pro- think I'm gay and have a problem Browne said he has three pri- vide a more relaxed setting than and want to talk to somebody," mary objectives for the members a classroom. police said. of the reading group. 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by Aaron Dorksen "That extra year was an advan- Kline-Ruminski agreed with Kline-Ruminski is a sport man- sports writer tage," Merfeld said. "It helped his coaches saying there is room agement major who hopes to stay him mature mentally as well as for improvement. around basketball for a long physically. "I try to learn something new time, possibly in a front office It may have taken more time Through 17 games, the 6'10" every practice," he said. "You position. and work than he expected, but Kline-Ruminski is fourth on the have to keep improving in order "I know people in the NBA freshman forward Shane Kline- team in scoring (8.8) and second to hold on to your spot." right now and playing college Ruminski has found a home as a on the team in rebounding (S.0). The young Falcon team had a basketball can only get my name starter on the Falcon basketball He also ranks sixth in the Mid- chance to mature and experience around more," he said. team. American Conference in blocked international competition earlier For the time being, Kline- As a 6'8" All-Ohio center from shots (0.82). this season when they competed Ruminski has his hopes set on the Chesterland West Geauga High "He and Matt Otto are definite- in a tournament in Holland. The Falcons doing some damage to School, Kline-Ruminski was a ly candidates for the All-MAC trip was especially beneficial for other MAC teams during the sec- highly-coveted big man. Schools freshman team and possibly Kline - Ruminski, who said he ond half of the season. from as far away as Tulsa ex- MAC freshman of the year," came out of it a better rebounder. "The unique thing about the pressed interest. Merfeld added. MAC is any team can beat any However, after narrowly miss- "I think he's had an outstand- "It was a great learning expe- other team on a given night,"he ing the NCAA-required SAT ing freshman year so far and the rience because the players there said. "I think at the end of the scores, Kline- Ruminski put his best part about it is he still has so were so physical," he said. "The season we will surprise a few dream of playing Division I bas- much room to grow," head coach players we went up against were teams in the MAC tournament." ketball on hold at the insistence Jim Larranaga said. men, some in their late 30s." "We will be disappointed with of his parents and high school anything less than an NCAA basketball coach, Cliff Hunt. Larranaga said Kline- "The Australian team had one berth," he said. "I think it's im- Rather than sit out an entire Ruminski's strengths are that he guy who was 6'11" and could portant we get over the hump." year as a prop 48 player, Kline- chooses his shots wisely, makes a bench press 500 pounds," he said. "I've been dreaming," Kline- Ruminski enrolled in prep school high percentage of his shots and "There were no over the back Ruminski said. "Next year we'll at Maine Central Institute where is a fundamentally sound player. calls, so it was really important have 10 sophomores, I think we he could work on his grades and "His quickness going against to use good fundamentals in box- can definitely win the MAC." also play competitive basketball. other big players has been a tre- ing out." "Who knows, maybe as juniors mendous advantage," Larranaga sweet 16, final four as seniors," "I think everything happens added. The trip also helped him rea- he said. for a reason," Kline-Ruminski lize his role on this year's team. These are pretty big aspira- said. "I hated the idea at first, but For Kline-Ruminski to reach "In the first couple of games I tions for a freshman, but then going to prep school was a bless- his potential, he needs to main- felt a little pressure to do some- again Kline-Ruminski is no or- ing in disguise. It forced me to tain his intensity throughout thing big when I got in," he ad- dinary freshman. buckle down on my scholastics games and practices, play mitted. "I thought scoring might You never know, Kline- and it also gave me an extra year stronger defensively and play be my role, but I realized I could Ruminski may emerge as the The BC Ncwi/J.y Murdock to improve as a basketball stronger with the ball on the per- contribute more by playing good dominant big man who can take player." imeter, according to Larranaga. defense." the Falcons that far. Freshman center Shane Kline-Rumlnskl has towered over Mid- "He has the tendency to leave American Conference opponents this season. Assistant coach Steve Merfeld the ball exposed on the perimeter said the extra year at prep school and have it slapped away when a helped Kline-Ruminski come into player of his speed should be able SURPRISE IT'S ON! Men and Women's Swimming and Diving this season ahead of the other to be driving by his opponents," freshmen. he said. BG men's update: The men have reached the .500 mark for the first time this ANCHOR SPLASH year following their sweep Friday of John Carroll, Xavier and Bndlay. Senior Steve Haugen broke his own school record in the 100 backstroke with a time of :52.64. BG women's update: The women's team made school history by sweeping its AN AO DATE DASH quadrangular meet Friday pushing their record to 11 -2 overall- the best record in school history. Coach Brian Gordon also became the school's all-time win- ningest women's coach picking up his 45th, 46th and 47th triumphs. DEBUT

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SEND A LITTLE LOVE WITH VALENTINE CARDS AND GIFTS FROM Che little ftiop UNIVERSITY UNION MONDAY-FRIDAY 8:00 A.M.-4:4S P.M. 372-2962 Friday, February 7,1992 The BG News page seven Basketball hosts Central Clippers Falcon hockey by Glen Lubbert assistant sports editor re a great offensive team or that BG's excellent record is a direct the other teams are great result of total team effort. In the hire Brown offensive teams that play against Falcons 84-73 victory over LOS ANGELES (AP) - Larry faces top-ranked The men's basketball team is them. I think they play a style Western Michigan Wednesday, Brown, who coached at better than its record shows. that creates a lot of possessions." BG received 44 points off the UCLA earlier in his career, Those were the comments by However, the Chippewas are bench, led by Lori Albers who has been hired as coach of Western Michigan head coach 1-5 on the road this season and scored 23. the NBA's Los Angeles UM Wolverines Bob Donewald after his Broncos are at the bottom of the confer- The Falcon's style of play is to Clippers, a team official defeated Bowling Green, 72-70, ence in team defense allowing 75 run with the ball and apply pres- confirmed Wednesday Wednesday night, dropping the by Scott Kelly points-per-game. sure on the opposition. Don't look night sports writer Falcons record to 7-11 overall "We have trouble making the for BG to change its style of play Clippers vice president and 3-5 in the Mid-American big play at crunch time," CMU against the Chippewas. and public relations direc- Conference. head coach Keith Dambrot said. "We're going to stick with the tor Michael Williams con- The hockey team won't be relaxing and having fun this week- But for BG, Donewald's senti- "Our margin of error is so small style of play that has gotten us firmed the hiring of Brown end. In fact, if the latest trend in BGSTJ hockey holds true, ments can only be considered that we have to play a perfect here," Clark said. "We just have they'll be working overtime. just before the team's game hollow. In the Falcons' MAC game to win." to excute properly and stick to with the Los Angeles games, the contests have been The Falcons will be looking to The Falcons, currently 4-14-4 in the CCHA, start the weekend our gameplan." Lakers at the Forum in decided by two points, three throw a wrench into the Chippe- BG will have to be aware of nearby Inglewood. by hosting the high-flying Michigan Wolverines, who are 14-4-3 points (three times), four points, was' perfect game. That may not Central's leading scorer Carrie and coming off a sweep of league-leading Lake Superior. BG The Clippers will hold a six points, seven points and IS be so difficult since CMU has lost Isamheart who Clark thinks is 10 am. (PST) news confer- travels to Ann Arbor and UM's Yost Ice Arena for the rematch points. However, the Falcons its last five games. Saturday. the Chippewas most dangerous ence on Thursday to intro- hope to pull themselves back "It all has to do with how the player. duce Brown to the media. together as they host Central kids play that day," Larranaga "They' 11 be prepared for our The Wolverines had a better weekend than the Falcons, who Michigan tomorrow. said. "Your mental state changes pressure and we'll have to make "It'll be nice personally dropped their fourteenth one-goaler contest of the year to Ohio "I think we've done a great job from day to day. We just need to sure Isamheart doesn't get too for me to play for someone State on Friday and had to settle for a tie the following night. in being able to come from be- concentrate on our game-plan many three-point shot attempts," Both games were, not suprisingly, decided in overtime. that I have played for be- hind on the road, making what and what we need to do." Clark said. "She's a good shooter fore," said Clippers for- could've possibly been blow out • ** from the outside and we'll have ward Danny Manning, who Bowling Green will have to play almost error free to defeat games into one possessions to be aware of where she is on the Michigan, the nation's number one ranked team. The Falcons games," head coach Jim Larran- led the Brown-coached BG's womens basketball team court." Kansas Jayhawks to the hold a 13-10-0 home record against the Maize and Blue, but will aga said. "The thing that we have is riding a four game winning The Falcons already beat the NCAA championship in have to overcome large odds to garner a victory this weekend. focused our attention on is im- streak and finds itself on top of Chippewas at Central earlier in 1988. "Coach Brown will in- proving as a team. I think we've the Mid-American Conference the year, an achievement other stall a real aggressive men- Bowling Green could possibly be without the services of three done that each and every week of standings. The Falcons will have MAC teams such as Toledo and tality. It should be a nice key players this weekend. Jeff Wells, Glen Mears, and Rick Mul- the season. I'm confident this to keep up the hot play to contin- Miami were unable to accom- change for us." lins all sat out last Saturday's contest due to Injuries sustained group will continue to improve ue their streak against a danger- plish Now BG has an advantage against the Buckeyes. Their status for this weekend was ques- because they are practicing ous Central Michigan team. of playing Central at home, ac- Brown replaces Mike tionable as of Thursday evening. hard." "Central's going to come ready cording to Clark. Schuler, who was fired by CMU will bring in the to play," coach Jaci Clark said. "The win at Central was a huge the Clippers on Sunday With the CCHA playoffs racing closer, every series matters strongest offense in the league "This is the turn of the MAC win for us early in the night. Mack Calvin was more to the struggling Falcon hockey team. This weekend could averaging 76.5 points-per-game. season and Central needs a win to season,"Clark said. "I feel real named as interim coach at be huge should the Falcons get on track and sweep Michigan. "I think their style lends itself stay in the conference race." confident in our chances to earn that time, but his tenure The question is, can anybody stop the red-hot Wolverines? to higher scoring games," Lar- The Falcons are 16-3 and 7-1 in the season sweep now that we was brief. ranaga said. "I don't think they'- the MAC. According to Clark, have them at home." Classified

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No questions asked Alpha Gam - MARCO WARRIOR - Sigma Chi Alumni Office. ApplicaDon deadline is Feb. 21. job! We're proud ol you Dr. ChUtle 372-8180 or 373-2648 Love, your Big $ Ul' Earn 6 cr. hre. -claaaea In EngUah LOST: Brown and gold nmmed glasses Scholarships awarded from 27 Alumni groups Alpha Phi Engagement Irom across the country Informational Meeting 1-21-92. Vicinity between Kreischer and Best of luck to Stacy Palmer SUMMER JOB FAIR TUESDAY, FEB. 11,8:00 PM McDonald. PLEASE call 372-4327, and fiance Steve Evanitsky. A Bahamas Party Cruise 6 Days $2791 Pan- Make it 3 in a row at home) Reps, from Camps. Businesses, Resorts 1000 BA BLDO. Love, Your Alpha Phi Sisters ama City $99. Padre $199, Cancun $499, Ja HOME FALCON HOOPS' For more Information call maica $399 from Ohiol Greg 3S4-8149. Sarah Tomorrow -11:45V2:00 LENHART GRAND BALLROOM. 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Welcome to the BG Twilight Zone 2 Friday February 7,1992 The ladder M»g—fag| From the Editors... Jeez oh man, 16 pages of action-packed Insider fun. How will you ever Staffer Caroline Fuller Jumps In the dough al BG's one and only pre- read It all? How did we write It all? Time for a nap. mier donut shop on page five. There may De stranger things In heaven and earth than In your philos- Music mania hits Insider this week with tons o' reviews on pages six Editor-in-Chief ophy, but In this Issue of the Insider still has some of the strangest, and seven and of course, that rocky kind of gossip makes Its appearance Matthew A. Daneman spookiest stuff you'll ever set your eyes on. Venerable veteran Karen on page 10. Koster gets her rather unenviable fortune told by a real life psychic, Walt Is It real or Is It a BG tale? Meltnda Monhart seeks the truth of matters managing Editor Campbell traces tarot trends and managing editor Morrella Raleigh visits on page 11 and shoots down some of the biggest local fallacies ever to BG's newest store for the spirit -ed. Gems n Gypsies. All of this on pages grace the minds of us all. On page 12, Brad Craddock, theatre guy, fills Morrella Raleigh eight and nine. us In on the University production of Fen and we once more feel the Glance over - Just a page, mind you - for the Bnest in Aim reviews from touch of Dr. Dave, the University's finest professor. AmmUtant Editor Insider's very own Dave Huffman and debut-er Todd Stanley. On to page Wrap It up, we'll take It. Scott DeKatch four, where films of the rentable kind are reviewed by critic exlradonalre COMING SOON: Next week, we celebrate St. Valentine's Day In a Steve Aspacher. And newcomer Christy Bruns tells us all about the latest Art Director Masterpiece Theatre rip-off on television...a charming little piece most unique fashion. So get set to cuddle up with a loved one. grab a called Sradi bottle of bubbling chablls and snuggle up with a roaring Insider. Molly Zakrajsek Ammtatant Art Director VOTE FOR THE BEST Big Contest! Kathy Gaitan Theatre Critic PUT IN YOUR BALLOT NOW FOR YOUR FAVORITE STUFF IN BG. THE Browning, Yeats, Shelley. Brad Craddock BALLOT TOTALS WILL BE USED TO DETERMINE THE FAVORITE STUFF OF McKuen.. .and now you! Join YOU, THE STUDENT. GET YOUR VOTE IN NOW. RESULTS WILL BE PRINTED the Illustrious ranks of these Video Critic world-acclaimed love poets Steve Aspacher IN THE UPCOMING BGS FAVORITE THINGS ISSUE. ONE ENTRY PER by submitting your own craf- PERSON AND ENTRIES DUE FEB. I7TH. SEND YOUR BALLOTS TO: ted piece of mush to The In- sider. For the Feb. 14 Love Is Film Critic THE INSIDER All Around Issue, we want Dave Huffman 210 WEST HALL your worst, your most cliche- or ridden love poems. Make Staff Wrtterm 'em really, really bad. Any Karen Koster drop them by. entries with a modicum of Laura Franklin FAVORITE RESTAURANT. talent will be rejected out- FAVORITE BAR right. Please keep the size of Melinda Monhart FAVORITE LOCAL BAND your submissions to 200 Aggie Colbert FAVORITE RECORD STORE words or less. Deadline for Walter Campbell FAVORITE MAKE-OUT AREA the entires Is Feb. 10. Send Lucinda Robbins FAVORITE PLACE TO MEET OPPOSITE SEX. your cheese to Insider/210 Caroline Fuller FAVORITE PIZZA PLACE West H»n. Hurry hurry hurry, FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE because time Is running out. J. David Smith

Staff Photographer* Heather Dunaway Welcome to Short Attention Span Writing JeffRadcliffe Tammy White TIME WAITS FOR NO MAN Ideally, we're all going to make mors of Top 40's death are greatly Bill Galayda BEGIN THE BEGIN, DISCUSS the most of the class: but to be exaggerated. The older I get, the Colleen Alig THE DISGUST honest, the class' Euro-van ilia less I understand heavy metal. Charlotte Webb AND I'M MAKIN' IT FUNKY overload enables us to loosen our Check out Five Thirty's "You," Swenson NOW tongues when discussing Native Color Me Badd's "All For Love," !!!!! Americans and African Ameri- the Fatlma Mansion's "You're A Rose" and Ugly Kid Joe's "Every- Production Amalstants Couldn't help but notice that cans...since no representative of either of these two groups Is pre- thing About You" and see what bin iv 1 Pager there were two African-American Bill Burgess security guards at a dance at Ep- sent I'm not saying we go into you think. The soundtrack to Juice pler which was primarily attended redneck overdrive, but there's grooves like melted silly putty in a Brian Green — by African-American students. And simply a lack of culturally-diverse drag queen's Jockstrap. Michael Hunt all the while I had thought that viewpoints to bounce Ideas off of. m Id western college administrators K"|M Will it go round m circles? Unfor- couldn't learn new tricks. tunately, yes. I want Larry King's Job. MMI When you get right down to It, !!!!! ill n the University's new "multlcultur- The rumored lawsuit Kroger's The Insider Magazine is Open-minded types will get a alLsm" requirement Is a mixed was going to fire at The BG Frank Espoilto. a scalar English published every Friday during cerebral kick from Peace Home blessing. It's great from an aca- News columnist Mike Martone Is major from Warren, Oh., Is a col the acedmic year by the Press, a local Uterary/photo/art demic standpoint, but when you evidently a hoax. Martone report- amnlst for The Insider. Be con- Board of Student Publications mag which recently hit the scene. see such cases as my Cultural edly caused quite a bit of havoc re- siders It an honor and a privilege of Bowling Green State. Among the BG cultural luminaries Pluralism In the U.S. class (which cently by overloading his carl in an to share a workspace with BG University. enshrined In the pages of Its initial consists of approximately 40 Cau- express lane. But the good folks at News managing editor Jeremy Opinions expressed by Issue are Obsidian editor/Black casians of European descent) Kroger's have seen fit to forgive Stone (Data) Weber. columnists do not necessarily Mind of Music member Danny you've got to wonder why the Uni- Martone for the error of his ways reflect the opinions of The Gray and University English bi- versity made such a big deal of and let him live to shop again. Insider Magazine. structor/MId-American Review stapling a new requirement to the Charges died by Victoria's Secret Front Photo by The Insider Magazine and editor George Looney. See what undergrad catalog. I've got to be- against Martone's fellow columnist Bowling Green State they've got to say and check out a lieve that In a class such as this Connell Barrett are still pending. Heather Dunaway. University are equal lot of other talented folk. Peace (which definitely would not be as Illll Hands courtesy of opportunity employers and House Press Is available for $2 at large If It didn't lit the requirement) Nirvana are rock stars and the do not discriminate in hiring Grounds For Thought and Mad the opinions will only range from progresstve/altemattve world Charlotte Webb practices. Hatter Music Co. In downtown BG. rural conservative to semi-urban doesn't know what to do. Hee-hee. Swenson 11111 liberal. Country's on the upswing, but ru- I The ladder Magiwine Friday February 7,1998 3 'JFK' and 'Rush': bold bullets of filmmaking iiimmiii] Even though his film Is ex- tremely oplnlated and at times preachy, It Is nonetheless fascinat- ing to watch. At Its center Is New Orleans District Attorney Jim Garr- ison (Kevin Costner), the only man to bring a case to trial connecting a conspiracy to Kennedy's asslna- '*$» tlon. Costner plays the ultimate "little man" oppressed by the government as the film traces the development of Garrison's case and slowly persuades the viewer to mnmnnmn Stone's point of view. Stone describes his film as a "thriller." That may at first seem an by Da vid Huffman odd way to bill a drama about one Insider film critic man's search Into the death of a president. However, JFK Is a very frightening movie. There Is no tra- Oliver Stone Is one of America's ditional suspense In the film and It most powerful and successful di- certainly does not have any on-th- rectors. He Is also seemingly ob- e-edge-of-your-seat scenes: It Is sessed with the 1960s. His two the questions, rather, that the film Vietnam films, Platoon, and Born poses to Its audience that are more on the Fourth of July won him Os- frightening than any horror movie. cars, but his The Doors left most KEVIN COSTNER plays New Orleans District Attorney Jim Garrison In the Oliver Stone-directed JFK.' critics and audiences underwhel- Stone's film Is so involving that med and bored. With JFK. Stone the viewer believes everything that chad Rooker and Jack Lemmon to The movie takes place in Texas by] during the 1970s and the couple's has produced his most ambitious Is presented while It Is on the name a few. Kevin Costner. who film critic and absorbing film about this tur- screen. Everyone from the CIA to can do no wrong In Hollywood Job Is to buy drugs from dealers bulent decade. LBJ are Implicated In the conspir- now, once again proves that he Is Have you ever seen one of those until they eventually get the al- acy that wanted Kennedy killed for not Meryl Streep when H comes to movies that has the potential to be leged head man. Will Galnes. After the lukewarm response of being soft on communism and accents and Is consistently over- really good but one thing or an- Raynor wastes no time telling his epic The Doon, It was even wanting to change the roles of cer- shadowed by his co-stars, even other louses K up? This happens to Krlsten that the Job Is a dangerous braver of Stone to take on an tain agencies In the government. John Candy. However, he Is never be the case for the movie Rash. one. One screw up and there will already risky project. If JFK had not The corruption of the federal bad and handles the film's most Based on the novel by Kim Wo- be no back up to call to cover then- received the box office receipts It government depicted In the film difficult scenes well. zencraftjlash Is about two under- butts. They are on their own. She already has so far, Stone's career makes the audience wonder about cover narcs who experience the learns the job a little too well when could have been In minor trouble. the country we live In. How good is JFK Is a top contender for the dark side of the Job. The veteran of she is forced at gunpoint by a drug However, thanks to the star power a democracy If Its elected leaders Oscar race and Is certainly one of the two, Raynor (Jason Panic), has dealer named Willie Red to shoot of Kevin Costner and the brilliance can easily become the targets of a the best films of the year. It Is a been on one bust too many and up In order to prove that she Is not with which Stone constructed his few power-hungry and frightened thought-provoking motion picture this seems to be the one that puts a police officer. She becomes ad- film, audiences are having no men? featuring strong performances, a him over the edge. His new partner dicted and Raynor Informs her not problem sitting through the three- JFK Is an amazing achievement terrific John Williams score and In- Is a female rookie named Krlsten to like her Job too much. Ironically, hour film and it has been maintain- for Stone. As a director who can credible filmmaking, all making It 'lennlfer lason Leigh), who has no he Is the one that eventually goes worth seeing. Idea what she's getting herself Into. ing consistent business since It frequently go too far, he has done See Rush, page 12. opened. an impressive Job of weaving countless flashbacks, hypothetical Sissy Spacek, Gary Oldman. 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'Studs' making television sizzle New releases fit for gets to go on a date (the show foots laughing because we can't believe by Christy C. Bruns the bill) with the woman of his people get on national TV and talk a'King'(or'Queen') Insider staff writer choice, providing that the woman about their dates." Prueter said. wants lo go out with him. "Some of the things the girls say or queen. Imagine England's sur- Sound complicated? Not after are so cheesy you can't help but iimiminn prise when this sought after heir "He moved his stuff like a well- watching a few episodes, but what laugh," Balunas added. turns up In the form of an unsuc- oiled machine." Is more puzzling Is the fact that this Indeed, most of the statements cussful American lounge singer In "Watch out Mel Gibson. I've risque subgenre of television is the women make about the men Las Vegas - Ralph Jones (Good- found my own lethal weapon." teaming with sometimes blatant are full of double entendres like, man). and outrageous sexuality. "One kiss and he stiffened up all Once In Jolly or England, Ralph These quotes aren't from a Chris Cantazartte, teaching fel- over" and "He was the horse and I undergoes extensive training In cheap Bmovle, or even from a low In popular culture, thinks one was the Jockey." These insinua- tions are sometimes shocking, but order to fulfill his royal duties. how-to article In Cosmopolitan. reason behind the show's success However, despite exhausting les- They are from the syndicated tele- Is, basically - sex sells. fun to watch. Before appearing on Studs, con- sons on tea drinking, walking and vision show Sludi. a program "It's appealing to see people on playing cricket, Ralph Just doesn't whose promiscuity has found Its screen rating their dates, whether testants must sign a waiver which relieves the show from taking re- seem able to get the knack of being place In a sodety where concern they're good kissers or not," she a king. over casual sex and the rise of said. "It may also be sort of a sur- sponslbltty for any "unfortunate immmimm mishaps" that may occur on the Like any other film. King Ralph deadly sexual diseases are the hot rogate, because If people aren't ac- has a nasty villain. In King Ralph, topics of the day. tually doing It they can look at dales, such as contracting AIDS or a sexually transmitted disease, by Steven Aspicher this convention appears thanks to Studs Is a game show where two these people's allegedly wild sex Insider video critic John Hurt, a Lord hell-bent on men go on dates with three wom- lives." rape, and even murder. On the surface. Studs Is amusing creating a scandal which will result en, and then try to guess which In the dethroning of Ralph and woman said what about them. Amy Prueter, a senior IPCO to watch. At the same time, major, and Kathy Balunas. a senior though, it seems to be a strong Sometimes we Just need to get place him In the coveted chair. Each correct guess earns the man a Hurt carries out his scandal by pay- point, or a "heart." By the end of elementary education major, contradiction to the concerns of the away from serious thought and dangers of casual sex In today's lose ourselves In a frenzy of mun- ing a stripper, who Ralph met on the show, the man with the most watch the show regularly. his first night In England, to see hearts Is crowned King Stud, and "We spend the whole time sodety. dane pleasure. For most of us, this doesn't Include a strategic game of Ralph and create a media frenzy. Classified Information chess, reading Kafka, or watching However, after spending time with The BG News Mail-In Form any of Ingmar Bergman's philo- the portly king, the stripper, Mir- sophical film trips. Something like anda (Camllle Codurt) falls m love! DEAPLINE: _Two days prior to publication. 4p.m. a beer at one of the local watering (The BG News Is not responiibt© lor postal service delays) Goodman Is unsurprisingly be- RATES: _par ad are 75* per lit*.. $325 minimum. 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Loo Read "Godbless" has the sound that Magic and Lou bands like the Sidewinders have Sire long been striving for. "Sweeth- Firs! off. dismiss the way Lou eart," the first single, Is sure to Reed's latest looks. You can say make waves across radio stations It's a concept album, but not like for some time to come. And the Aqualung or Bat Oat of Hcllor an\ bouncy "D.C" masks a mourful of that fossilized crap. It's simply tribute to a lost companion. Lou's way of dealing with the re- If this album lets Died Pretty Join cent deaths of a pair of his close the crossover ranks of Midnight Oil Blends to cancer. He's working out and INXS, It won't be a surprise at his grief through his music. And all. Buy American rock or Bye Bye don't blanch at titles like "Sword of America. Damocles (Externally)" and - Matthew A. Daneman "Power and Glory (Part II Magic John Beasley has potential. Keep an eye out for Transformation)" - they rock In a Cauldron them. Maybe even get a copy of post-Velvet Underground universe Windham Hill Jazz Tambourine Fever. A final note: In spite of their pretentious titles. I'm not ajazz fan. I'll catch a Where the hell were the tambour- And Lou can still be as catchy as little Pete Bardnes occasionally, or ines? flypaper as witnessed by such no- some Miles Davis: but as a rule, I -Greg Watson isy attitude adjustments as "What's usually don't go for Jazz. This Soundgarden Good." (I'll mercifully drop the an- album, though, nearly changed my Badmotorflnger noying little subtitles) "No mind. Keyboardist Beasley's first A&M Records Chance." and "Warrior King." His album for Wlndham Hill takes On Badmotorflnger, Soundgar- Ironic wordplay still rules - "I see from Louisiana R&B and Afro- den finally get so sick and tired of you In the hospital your humor Is Cuban music forms and makes the all those Led Zeppelin compar- Intact/I'm embarrassed by the Incredible - a funky Jazz album. isons they've been blessed/cursed strength I seem to lack" from "No Imagine the Red Hot Chill Pep- with since their early days as Seat- Chance." If Magic and Lois Is any pers working with Dave Bru beck's tle's rock messlahs that they actu- Indication. Lou's gonna give Nell Quartet and you've got Cauldron. ally begin to live up to them. A do- Young a run for the money as The funk comes shining through zen tunes slug It out In a battle to rock's felstlest senior dozen. best on "Catallna," "Beehave the death for sonic supremacy. - Frank Esposlto Yourself' and " 11:11." Go for the "Rusty Cage." "Outshbied." "Jesus Sun-60 gusto and grab this release. Christ Pose" and "Searching With Sun-60 - Matthew A. Daneman My Good Eye Closed" come out on Epic LOU REED Orchestra JB top, but the other tracks are still Take Fleetwood Mac and Edle Tambourine Fever alive. lurking In the background, Brlckell and the Sundays and mix hot! Formed out of Los Angeles, tribe "She Watch Channel Zero,' Eastwest Records America waiting to strike. Words to live by them all together. Add a dash of the freshman debut from this duo which sounds so good In a Orchestra JB leader Jimmy "I'm looking California/And feel- balls-to-the-wall rock and roll. has all the makings of a band that guitar/bass/drums context. It's Brown's comments of the album ing Minnesota" from "Outshlned." Shake In a few qulrky-yet- Is here to stay. scary. scared me. He said he wanted - Frank Esposlto fasclnatlng 'What the heck does - Matthew A. Daoctnan - Frank Esposlto "dance music which Is as melodic THAT mean?' lyrics ("Wore a wel- Follow For Now Died Pretty as old Pink Floyd records." Ylkes. der's mask over my heart tonight/ Follow For Now Doughboy Hollow Plus, "old Pink Floyd" to these to shield It from the glare/Put a Chrysalis Beggars Banquet/RCA guys means way back In the early saxophone down my throat to- Another Important chapter In the Those dam Australians don't 1980s. Whatever. Actually, this nlght/Burp the blues were she not development of black rock, featur- know when to quit. If I hear one seems more of a combination of there" - "Cold Water") and you ing funky jams Uke "Holy Moses" more quality, terrific release from a "Wall" Pink Floyd, The Alan Par- have the highly Intelligent, easily as well as slow-bum scorchers Uke band down under...Grrrr!!! Making sons Project, Tangerine Dream, Pat enjoyable Sun-60. Check out 'Time." But the one to write home us Americans look bad. Benatar and a touch of Paula Ab- tracks "Responsible" and "Too about here Is a frenzied cover of Rarely does such brooding, dark dul (Imagine Pat Benatar singing Much Tube." Yowtch! Scorchlngly Public Enemy's antt-televlslon dia- music sound so pop-friendly. lead for Parsons. This Is JB.). The album does have Its moments of spectacular, eerie listening - but those moments are too often over- shadowed by pure drivel. But this is a young group, a group which SAY II CINEMARK THEATRES CINEMA 5 ™'»

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Thing Is. Luka pulls It off. From a cover of LL Cool fs "I Need Love" with traditional Irish drum- ming In the background to a cover of the Elvis classic "(I Cant Help) Falling In Love With You" that even the King would love (that Is. If His Pelvlsness went for folk rap rock). Bloom totally defies the pre- dictable and common. Best groove? The "Sgt. Pepper"-esque title track, which makes the com- mon bicycle mto a metaphor for the wanderings of the mind, all to the background noise of animals cavorting. Damn rare to find some- thing new In the music world that LUKA BLOOM breaks new ground. Cool. - Matthew A. Daneman

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Saint Etlennc non-throwaway amid this swamp verge of passing from Just a cul- Foxbase Alpha of Irrelevant soundbytes and fifth- tural explosion to a full-fledged Warner Bros. hand beats Is a dance cover of Nell monstrosity. For all the musicians St. Etlenne's Bob Stanley boasts Young's "Only Love Can Break who try and succeed In Incorporat- that neither he nor cohort Peter Your Heart," which owes more to ing rap Into their own musical WIggs "never learned how to play the song's original strength and styles, hundreds of others fall by the guitar, cause, well, neither of simple novelty value than to any- the wayside. And at only a cursory us ever had the patience." Unfor- thing St. Etlenne brings to the glance, Luka Bloom seem to fit tunately, no one informed Stanley song. Which Isn't one hell of a lot. that description. I mean, rap plus that Incompetence ceased to be a - Frank Espoilto Celtic rock plus acoustic folk PLUS plus after the Sex Pistols' final con- Luka Bloom metaphorlc lyrics that examine cert. Stanley and WIggs (Joined by Acoustic Motorbike love and relationships as well as three female vocalists) display Reprise the freedom of self-lntorspectlon? their tunelessness and false bra- Vknow. the rap phenomenon C'mon, that sounds harder to swal- vado on this limp debut. The only sometimes seems to be on the low than dry Cod On Bun. UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO

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No, this is •3 Tarot cards, not an crystal balls, episode of tea leaves. such as books, crystals and jewelry," she said." I had a "Our philosophy is that we warn people about psychic who worked there and that's where I learned." the bad things that may happen. After all, I'd rather be Unsolved LaBay is now in charge of various psychic fairs surprised about the the good things that may happen which travel throughout the area, including Toledo, and warned about the bad things." Findlay, Perrysburg, Kent and Columbus. Both Brown and LaBay give private sessions, Mysteries, "I'm not really a professional," she said. The but by appointment only. Brown works out of her readers that I have working for me are fantastic, home and LaBay gives readings mainly during her though. They really know what they're doing." psychic fairs. this is a step Brown and LaBay use different tools to tell the Brown, who Is welt-respected in the Cleveland fortunes of their clients. area and has appeared on television shows such as into the "The tool is only as good as the operator," the "Morning Exchange' and "Live on Five," stresses Brown said. "For example, someone could put a the fact that her psychic ability is in no way tied to computer in front of me and I wouldn't know what to do Satanism or witchcraft lives of with it. Each person just has to find what works best "I'm very involved with my church, but I do not for him or her. relate any of my psychic abilities to the church or vice 'I use tea leaves [Lipton Loose-Leaf, imported versa," she said. some real from the local grocery store], I read palms and I On the flip side, senior IPCO major Maria analyze handwriting," she said. Blendea visited a psychic last October. "The tea leaves are for short-term analysis, Dennis Fairchild, based out of Birmingham, life psychics such as different events going on in the person's life or Michigan, gave Blendea and her roommates travel, things like that," she explained. "The palm psychic readings. reading is a map of your life and the handwriting is an "He described the reading more as a counsel- extension of the mind." ing session," Blendea said. "He said that it isn't LaBay, on the other hand, uses tarot cards something to live by. Rather, Irs a path to guide and instills the process of clairvoyance and your own destiny. clairsenscience in her readings. "He didn't have a crystal ball or anything," she by Karen Koster "First I use the tarot cards," she said. "And said. "It was an upscale office in a regular building and Insider staff writer then I hold the person's hand and close my eyes. It all that he asked for was my birth date." looks as though I'm asleep... but I'm not! I'm just in "I think he did a pretty good job. He was able deep thought about the person. This is where I use to tell me things about my past that nobody could really clairvoyance and clairsenscience. know. Also, he had a pretty good idea of where I work, "Clairvoyance means that I see things or have the things going on there and he had a general idea of T-M . hesehi are the people that delve into the psyche visions about the person and clairsenscience means what my major is," Blendea added. of strangers and claim to see their past, present and that I feel things about the person," she added. "It was just a fun road trip for my friends and future. They use such tools as candle flames, dominos She explained that clairaudience is a tech- me. We were just curious." and the proverbial crystal ball. Is it real or are these nique by which the psychic can actually see things people just out to make a fast buck? Who knows, only about a person. Well, with all of this psychic stuff going on you can choose to "believe it...or not.!" Both Brown and LaBay agreed on the policy of around me, I couldn't help but get in on a little of it "The entire process is completely normal and giving bad news to a client if they see it in their future. myself. First of all, I asked Lois Tinner Brown what she natural," said Lois Tinner Brown, a Cleveland-area "First of all, I make an evaluation of how open I could tell about myself just by speaking to me practicing psychic. want to be with the person, meaning if I don't feel that over the phone. She said that psychic feelings have been they'll handle bad news well, I won't tell them," Brown She totd me I was bright, bouncy and had around since the beginning of man kind. "Before there said. "I will however, tell them if they can change wonderful potential. (How'd she know that?) She also were even words, primitive men would get feelings of something or to be careful." told me that I have shoulder-length, light brown hair, danger. For instance if an animal was going to attack, Brown told a story about a woman from (which I do) and that I'm going to have car trouble in and these feelings would protect them," she explained. Pennsylvania who had come to her for a reading. She the near future (great). "But now, everything is so scientific." warned the woman about having serious car trouble Then, last night I was opening my Bufterfinger Brown, who has been a psychic all of her life, later that day. The woman thus stopped at a service candy bar and there was Bart Simpson on the inside of said that the process is both learned and inherited. Both station on the way home and the attendant told her the wrapper, telling me my horoscope. her grandmother and great-grandmother were psychics, that her back tire was about to fall off. Out of all twelve signs of the Zodiac, I had to which is where she first learned her trade. "The woman called me later and told me that I get mine. Weird. "It's the same as H someone comes from a had saved her life," Brown said. "I told her that I didn't, This is what Bart had to say about me; "You musically-inclined family," she said. "They would have but that she had by taking the precaution to have the see yourself as harmonious, peace-loving and artistic. to learn their music, but they would also have to have car checked." Others see you as a burnt out hippie." some natural ability.* "You must use delicacy when you have strong Thanks Bart Similarly, Sandusky-based psychic Mary Lee feelings of doom for a client," LaBay added. "You can't Cindy Marks, public relations assistant for The LaBay learned the basis for her trade from other have a 15 minute session and shatter a person's He. Nestle Food Corporation, assured me that tie horo- psychics. She has been a practicing psychic for For example, if I felt that a client's mother was going to scopes were done simply for fun and that I probably about five years. die from an illness, I would not say so, but I would otdnl have to worry about people viewing me as a "I used to own a shop that sold catalyst items advise the client to take her to the doctor immediately. burnt-out hippie. ■■"^^__ ^ remain popular today, . lining the shelves of It may be derived from the Egyptian | new-age and occult shops. word ta-rosh, meaning "the right way." Carl Holmberg, assistant professor of Some believe it comes from rota, the popular culture, cited a variety of reasons for Latin word for "wheel." Perhaps it the enduring appeal of the tarot, especially in comes from torah, a Hebrew word this country: "Americans are which means "the law," or maybe it's do-it-yourself-ers. [With the tarot] you taken from the name of the Egyptian can buy a book and a pack of cards and do it God of magic, Thoth. yourself. The pictures on the cards are imaginative and decorative [providing intrigue]. The cards are popular throughout the world, "The tarot gives the reader a special aura, and in certain cultures in China, Japan, India and Africa, It's in the cards and the realization that they have something special," the tarot is a natural part of the religion. Even in Holmberg said. "People want to know about their America "there are some people who see themselves as future and themselves. You're finding information, by Walter Campbell Bible-oriented who see no problem with the tarot," whether or not it's relevant isn't the point. There's the Holmberg said. Insider staff writer social gratification of having someone talk about you." However, there are those who believe that The cards are divided into two arcana, the practicing the art of diving, or fortune-telling, is a viola- Latin word for "secrets.* The minor arcanum contains tion of Christian religious precepts. "There are Biblical I. n an unstable, recession-ridden economy, 56 cards, divided into four suits. Each suit has 10 passages that say divination is bad," Holmberg said. college students need to know what they can expect number cards and four face cards—knave, knight, He noted "any kind of divination is a social from their lives before they enter the workforce. We're queen, and king. The major arcanum consists of 22 process," and it was this kind of communicational living in an information-based society where we need to picture cards, depicting such qualities as love, mys- phenomenon that prompted Holmberg to begin studying know, and we need to know right now. And there's tery, power, folly, success, and calamity. the occult. really only one practical way to find out about our future There's some debate over the origin of the ... when in doubt, turn to the tarot. tarot, but it is generally agreed that the cards "are Just think. Fame, fortune, your entire future The tarot is a pack of 78 lavishly-decorated probably the original European playing cards, the revealed. You can't put a price on that kind of knowl- cards that are used for games and fortunetelling. In her forerunner of our modem pack," according to Gray. edge, can you? Waktenbooks can. Their tarot cards book, A Complete Guide to the Tarot, Eden Gray said Holmberg believes it's only natural that there retail for about $12, which is less expensive than "The true tarot is symbolism: it speaks a language that are a number of possible explanations, considering the listening to a ten-minute prerecorded message from a arises from the collective mind of man." The cards "tarot goes back for possibly thousands of years." psychic on the telephone. Pholos by Bill Galayda

by Morrella Raleigh "A lot of people are real scared of [the ser- Insider managing editor vices], but most people aren't," Barbieri said. "We're not claiming to be a cure-all, but if you believe in it, it will work," Lee said. "It's really helpful, but it's not a replacement for good TML.".he mystic forces of Bowling Green now health practices. have a place to call home in the form of Gems 'n Customer reactions have been positive for the Gypsies, Main St. The New Age-ish speciality most part, according to the pair. "The college has shop recently opened in downtown Bowling Green been very supportive," Lee said. Barbieri added adding a spark of ethereal spiritualism to the area. that the most frequent reaction is "Well, you alkton't Owners Brian Barbieri and Roger look that evil." Lee met partners Bridghet and Ther He said about 95 percent of the store's Busbee at psychic fairs and the foursome patrons are interested in finding out about decided to open a business. Barbieri and the services and merchandise the store Lee relocated from Pittsburgh to join the offers, even if they do not understand it. Busbees, who are Findlay residents. Shop 'til you reincarnate Lee said many people, for example, Because Toledo already supports a like the crystal jewelry for its own sake. similiar store, the group decided to open Gems n Gypsies captures local spirit(ualism) "We're getting a lot of people coming in in Bowling Green. that could care less about the metaphysi- "Everyone started screaming cal," he said. Bowling Green!' They're starved to death for it But there have been several amusing com- there," Lee said. "So here we are. And there's a lot ments from visitors to the shop. The pair said a few of good psychics in the Bowling Green area." customers have recounted tales of relatives who died in freak ouija board accidents. "But most "This is something completely new here," people [that come into the store] are extremely Barbieri added. balanced," Barbieri said. The small, narrow store sells crystals, The store's owners plan to gradually expand jewelry, a variety of books, tarot cards and other the merchandise they carry and they also hope to spiritually-significant items. Barbieri and Lee make help sponsor area psychic fairs. a majority of the jewelry that the store sells. "It's fun to work with," Lee said. Gems 'n Gypsies opened on January 8, but the The shop also offers services such as palm official grand opening celebration will be February and tarot readings, chakra balancing and aura 27-29. The store will be open until midnight those cleansing. Appointments are requested for all of three days and there will be refreshments, psychic these services. readings and door prizes available. 10 Friday February 7,H»9a Tfce lurider Mng.wB»] The juice, the dirt, all the news to make you hurt: Rock gossip! SPINNING SPIDERS:LocaI rock JAMS OF THE WEEK: Mad Hat- peraeroblc gyrations...and acoustic bula Rasa at EasyStreet Cafe. 'n rollers Splderfoot will be per- ter Music Co. owner Billy Hanway ROCK GOSSIP FROM boy wonder Derek Wolfgram re- MONDAY: Matt Gerwbi at the forming with Cincinnati's premier chose Polydor Records release Tht ported the sale of seven copies of Good Tymes Pub. the Michael Pe- alternative/performance art band Great Puzzle by Jules Shear, which THE BLACK SWAMP his Rydesd ale's Map cassette after troslno Quintet at EasyStreet Cafe. Lizard 99 tonight at the Good Includes an eight-song bonus CD his solo gig. "I sold four to com- TUESDAY: Surfirce Carbon and Tymes Pub. "It should be an over- called Unplug This. "It's simple, plete strangers!" Wolfgram Flash Your Buddha at Howard's all good show," vocalist Jason Mil honest, acoustic-oriented music." beamed. Club H, Jason Erlckson at the Good said. This will be the group's first Hanway said. Guy WUcox. man- Tymes Pub. the Relics with Steve appearance In BG since December. ager of Finders Records & Tapes BABY. WHY DONT Budd at Frankle's. WEDNESDAY: During this time, they have been chose Soundgarden's Badmotor- WE?...:TONIGHT: Goober and the Mtndpower, Liquid Legbone, Acid playing out-of-town shows In Lex- flnger, released on A&M. "It's got Peas at Frankle's. Splderfoot and Trip and Coma at the Good Tymes ington, Ky. and Cincinnati. "We've the heavy edge...that the alterna- Lizard 99 at the Good Tymes Pub. Pub, First Light at EasyStreet Cafe, been hustling," Hill said. Their tive crowd Is looking for now." he SATURDAY: Deep End at the Good the Rlvermen at Frankle's. 12-song CD. tentatively titled Give said. Tymes Pub, Loudhouse at Fran- THURSDAY: Jericho Turnpike at M* Lav, Chuck*, Is set to be MONEY THAT MATTERS! House/Compassion, Inc., a Tole- kle's. TONIGHT AND SATURDAY: Howard's Club H. Groovemaster at released wtthln the next two mon- Tuesday night's AIDS benefit con- do-based AIDS organization. Col- Kenny Reeves and the Hanson EasyStreet Cafe, Monkey Meat at ths. Splderfoot will also be ap- cert, held at Howard's Club H and lege Democrats Graduate Student Brothers at Howard's Club H. Ta- Frankle's. pearing February 29 at Frankle's In sponsored by College Democrats, Senate representative Alex Teodo- Toledo. raised $1,284 for David's slo said all parties Involved In the benefit were pleased with the re- sults and the organization may plan another benefit after Spring Break. "The most satisfying thing...was to look around and see people reading the literature." Teodoslo said. ...Charlotte's Webb turned In an aggressive set of thrashy originals addressing such topics as the sex- ual politics of local dance club/bar Uptown and the works of H.P. Lovecraft...Vambo Marble Eye coated such powerhouse originals as "The Jones" and a heartfelt cover of the Rolling Stones' "Ang- le" with enough layers of guitar grunge to make sensitive co-eds weep...Liquid Alice steamrolled their way through a raging cover of the Pixies' "Something Against Insider^ otrice Stankavkh You," complete with stage divers THE SHOES OF THE ARACHrJID.Spld.noot will be playing at the Good Tymes BIui vocalist Lee Kohler's hy- Pub with Cincinnati's Lizard 99 tonight. P1EBES by LT. Morton [ Hreti' co'g« T» lumu ANP ret-s*"*!. fv/if in MWHT >r*ig)

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One popular concerned with telling freshmen and sizes, work In mysterious Another time there was a rumor most promiscuous campus In rumor Is If a student's roommate that they were forbidden to have ways and to this day their origins about the former University Presi- America. dies then the living roommate get a typewriters In their rooms. still remain a mystery. dent HoIIls Moore, who died while four point GPA for the semester. Rumors, myths and legends. still In office. It Is rumored that his Yet according to the Office of "They were told that they had to The University holds Its own fair ghost, dressed In white, waves at "The closest thing I can think Registration and Records, when a rent [a typewriter) for an exorbitant share of these persistent creatures those who pass by the comer of of is a Top-40 colleges student's roommate dies It does fee at the library." Gelst said. "If that our ears love to glue them- the cemetery closest to the Student not affect the other student's [rumors] are believable to a group, selves to so willingly. Health Center. article we did in January ol grades In any way, shape or form. then they wUl work." "There are ghosts all over cam- "[The rumor] disappeared after a 1387. BGSU isn't even in trie One other popular rumor of As long as humans can open pus," said Chris Gelst, professor of few years." Gelst said. 'most-notorious make-out Bowling Green was that popular their mouth and spit out these popular culture. "In Shatzel Hall, About six or seven years ago. psychic Jeanne Dlxon, while on the Campus Fact Line started getting spots.'" Bill Paige, marvelous words of wisdom, then sorority houses and the theatre." Donahue show, had predicted that rumors, myths and legends wUl While these seem to be the calls about an article that had sup- Public relations there would be a campus-wide continue to be a part of our cam- common campus frequenters, manager for playboy murder spree at a university pus and culture. there are still other ghosts that posedly been published In Play- matching the description of- people have forgotten. boy magazine about the alleged (gasp!) - BGSU. "I think they're Important to "(Professor Edwin L.) Moseley - promiscuity at the University. "The closest I can think of Is a "Someone called her at her study because It tells us what's on he was supposed to be a legendary "We couldn't find any article to Top-40 colleges article we did In home In Washington and she de- the minds of students, students be- skin flint," Gelst said. "He made that degree." said Gardner January of 1987," Paige said. nied It," McLean said. ing afraid of dangers outside," tomato soup with free hot water McLean, associate director of pub- "BGSU Isn't even In the 'most- Long before the Student Recrea- Gelst said. from the Union and ketchup. He lic relations at the University, said. notorious make out spots.'" tion Center came to be, upper- "Rumors are rumors. As long as supposedly bequeathed money to "We confirmed no basis for ft." Playboy hears rumors like this classmen used to fool naive the University with the money he he said. "The rumor changes from you've got Fact Line to control, rt often. freshmen with their tales of a non- won't get too dangerous. You can't saved." time to time. Sometimes It came "Everyone calls. A lot of schools existent swimming pool. Moseley was a biologist and across as the most promiscuous put a lot of stock Into them," will cal 1 and say we heard we were "Freshmen were told that there McLean said. "They're a nui- naturalist who taught courses m school to having the fewest vir- on It and If we were why weren't hygiene, biology, chemistry and gins." was a swimming pool on the top sance." After a brisk morning jog, throw away your copy of the BG News and just read Make a lasting *THE INSIDER* impression At Kinko's, you'll find everything you need to make your next presentation a memorable one. And that's importani... because you may only get one chance to Where Thele Party Never Ends... ^, make a lasting impression.

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Teressa Strasser's portrayal of (PLEASE!) with your name, ad- Sophomore level-Two points Val. the love-torn heroine, was by Dave Batkind dress, phone number, and pet each. commendably solid and focused. Th* Incredible Collage ol peeve to 'Dr. Dave's Quiz, c/o 3. What American band's only Strasser was accented by Jon Musical Knowledge 214 West Hall, Bowling Green, Top 40 hit was 198Ts Touch of Crega (Frank) who played Val's OH 43403 or plunge It Into the Grey"? lover with a steady control and 100 percent natural wood box In 4. What band hit the Top Five depth. Grega's other characters suf- Recently, The BG News gath- 210 West Hall before 8 a.m., In 1991 with "I Touch Myself? ered some national notoriety by Wed.. Feb. 12.1992. Junior level-Three points fered from his nervous sighing. declaring that North Dakota falls each. Jessica Peglow (Boy. Angela, Deb, to exist Now, we all know that 5. What duo was "Out of Mrs. Finch) delivered her charac- this was meant as a Joke and Touch" In 1984? ^5\ ter s with gusto and anger. She was that we are aware that N.D. ac- 6 What Brit was gonna give definitely convincing as the child tually is alive and well. Instead, J^ ya a big "Love Touch" In 1986? Senior level-Four points each. by Brad Craddock abuser Angela. Her Mrs. Finch was what we at "Dr. Dave's Incredi- Insider theatre critic a nice change from the anger of the ble College of Musical Know- 7. What redheaded woman hit other characters. ledge" would like to claim is #2 In 1991 with Touch Me (An Arm Marie Clpolla was charming that Garth Brooks, Kool & the JDovc's Night Long)?" and solid In her roles (Nell, May, Gang and Mr. Mister and all of 8. What female rocker hit the The Bowling Green Theatre De- Mavis, Man), as was Nicole Mum their fans do not exist. If anyone Top 20 in 1982 with "Do You partment's production of Fen, by (Shirley. Shona. Miss Cade. Mar- has any proof to dispute these Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)"? Carol Churchill. Is a gripping garet). The scene between Mum's allegations, let me know. Graduate level-Five points drama dealing with poor migrant character Shona and Strasser's Val Back In the real world - with each. farmers in England. The central In the last act was one of the most the number of responses be- 9. What 'fox'-y woman plot revolves around a love story heart-wrenching scenes In the coming ftighteningly low, Troy Gentry. Smoothly Softly. Let moaned "Touch Me (I Want that ends in despair and a certain play. The cast was rounded out Van Aken. who enjoys Sports Il- Dr. Dave touch your Inner soul Your Body)" into the Top Five in sense of release for the characters with Lisa Schmidt (Mrs.Hassett. lustrated, was this week's win- and the back recesses of your 1986? involved. From beginning to end. Becky. Ivy, Alice). ner. He knew that the correct musical memory with this quiz 10. What Australian Fen grabs hold and lets us sink answers to the 'Dr. Dave's about touch: singer/soap-opera actor hit the mercilessly Into depression. One problem with most of the Faves' quiz were: 1. R.E.M. 2. Freshman level-One point Top 20 In 1983 with "Human First of all. the set (designed by actors was that there was Just not Prince 3. Michael Jackson 4 each. Touch?" Margaret Jones) shows us a scat- enough change between charac- Don Henley 5. Paul Simon 6. 1 Who rapped "U Can't To this week's champion, we tered and cluitered stage which the ters. Schmidt's Ivy (a 90-year-old) Hall & Oates 7. Billy Joel 8 Touch This" into the Top 10 In will give a FREE promo tape and audience feels a part of. Jones was Just as spry as her Becky (age INXS9 Sting 10. Squeeze. 1990? an OFFICIAL Dr. Dave diploma gives us a feeling of viewing the 15). Peglow's characters were also To have a shot at snagging a 2. What band hit«1 in 1986 from Finders Records And play In a bleak warehouse. Unfor- somewhat slmlllar. However, tape, send In your entry with "Invisible Touch"? Tapes. 128 N. Main. tunately, depending on where you Mum's characters were distin- sit, the play might be a bit difficult guishable and stood out nicely. to experience totally because of and Leigh. Patrlc Is a tough cop. However, accents would have Rush but not like the stereotypical tough the scattered set. Allynn Wllken- been nice to remind us that we are son's costuming was appropriate Continued from page 3. cops found In so many of today's Use a condom. supposed to be In England. movies for he has as many weak- for the characters and worked to overboard Into the addiction. set the mood. I must applaud Ken Fen was put together nicely by nesses as strengths. Leigh turns Raynor evei.tually gets off. but out a good performance, but her McCoy's sound design throughout director Michael Schiller. H's style their case Is going nowhere and the show. It was remarkable and was a bit confusing, giving the acting ability Is always a step be- they become pressured to plant hind Patrlc's. The direction by sensitive to the actions depicted In whole piece a definite artsy feel- evidence. Not only does their case the play. I think the ghost story In ing. His concepts were well neophyte UU Flnl Zanuck, who go nowhere, but neither does the producedDrtving Mist Daisy and Act One would have benefltted thought out and -- for the most part story. - worked. The pace, however, was Cocoon, is adequate, but In the from some eerie background mu- Raynor and Krlsten are constant- hands of a director more suited for sic but. sad to say, It was missing. a bit slow through some of the the movie's darkness, the movie FALL DEAN'S LIST scenes and scene changes. ly buying drugs from dealers and even befriend one of them, but the could have been better. The 1991 Lastly. Brian Keegan's lighting All in all, 1 give Fen an A minus soundtrack by Eric Clapton Is design was an enigma for me. I audience Is never shown the link between the deals and Games, wonderful, and Includes a song was led Into believing that there for some wonderful work and an Theresa Goldberg was no specific lighting design. who they are supposed to be bust- that Clapton wrote about the death artistic flair. The production can be ing. And then after five months of of his four year old son. 'Beth Hutchins The show would have benefltted found In 405 University Hall and from some darker shadows to flt carefully working their way closer Films like this bring an Interest- Amy Matcheiz runs through Feb. 8 at 8 p.m., with to Galnes. they Just go right up to ing question to mind. Hollywood the mood of the piece. As It was. a 2 p.m. show on the 8th. Tickets *Kristen Petersen the bright and bare design left me him and ask him to deal to them. I Is always doing remakes such as are available at door. See you at agree with what Galnes says to Father of the Bride and Cape Fear, Elizabeth Rich bored. the theatre! them - how stupid do they think he but wouldn't It be Interesting to do Laura Sandys Is? Other scenes go completely a remake of a movie released the unanswered and by the time the year before that had potential but Amy Wilson Videos groom-to-be, becomes especially movie was beginning to wind lacked something? If so, I would Jenny Burkey Continued from page 4. apprehensive. down, I had no Idea where the sto- keep Jason Patrlc and the rest of This Is a film mostly about the ry was. I felt like I was reading a the cast replace the director and Melisa Cox Curtis, really helps make the film search for love and what to do with book with every other chapter rewrite the script so It made sense. Sue Pettit cook! it once you have found It. AH of the ripped out. Then I believe Rash could be a ■Denotes 4.0 A circle of friends who attended actors, especially Mantegna and The only plus In the movie are great movie but until that time, it's college together and reside m Webb (Sid and Nancy), turn In the great performances by Patrlc Just a film with a lot of potential. Queens, are eagerly awaiting the stellar performances: Mantegna wedding of Ray (Olln) and Patricia not knowing how to handle the (Webb). When Dennis (Bacon) ar- love he has found with his wife rives from Hollywood, the male (Linda Florenono), and Webb not members begin a rowdy series of sure If the love she found hi Ray escapades, with the search for fe- will actually manliest. male companionship forefront on The end of Oaten'i Logic is a bit their minds. As the unmarried men too predictable and easily re- see the problems of the married solved; but then again, if perfect ones, serious doubts arise as to the Hollywood endings didn't exist, CONGRATULATIONS! merits of marriage, and Ray, the who would go to the movies? I The Inalder Mmffwhte Friday February 7,1992 13 TV LISTINGS

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