SEASON 22, ISSUE 5: May 13th, 2012 The Rosedale Open homepage: http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~janbu/ropen.html

Contents ======1. Introduction 2. Broadcast messages 3. Apprentices discovered 4. League results 5. League tables 6. Scorer’s lists 7. Suspensions 8. GMs auction 9. Transferlist 10. Sale to non-league 11. Private trade 12. League matches next issue 13. the Rosedale Knockout 14. GM's ramble 15. List of addresses

1. Introduction

The next round, the home advantage is still 7 VP.

Next issue, you send orders for: * match days 9 and 10 in the league (see section 12) * round 3 of the Rosedale Knockout (see section 13)

In addition, as always, you send coaching. Optionally, you can also discover talents and buy/sell players.

I will send out the teams your soon.

The deadline for issue 6 is Friday May 25, at 21:30 CET.

Refer to GM's ramble, section 14, for luck statistics and further comments.

2. Broadcast messages

Ian Moes, Saturday Morning FC: «The board of SMFC takes issue with the recent statements from the Supporters Club. The suggestion that we will only spend money on fancy foreign names is completely incorrect. Why only last week we signed an overrated, over-the-hill English player just like the supporters want. Mike the Knight would even rival England's Brave John Terry for pure Englishness. As for criticism of the lack of spending on The Park, well Mr Stone should check his facts. Just this summer we carried out a state-of-the-art renovation of the Chairman's Lounge, that now provides a level of service and luxury that is as good as any in the League System. Having said all this, it is clear that Mr Stone is just having a bit of a joke - made clear by his ridiculous request for Bovril. Ha ha h ha. Next the supporters will be demanding crazy things like wins. Ha ha ha ha ha.»

3. Apprentices discovered

None.

4. League results

Rosedale Premiership Match day 7 ======

Enga - Erkrath Gladiators 2 : 4 Scorers: Amin Nouri (52.), Juan Fuenmayor (85.) ***Daniel (13., 30., 77.), Raffael (38.) A match between two clubs both desperately needing points to escape the relegation zone. As it turned out, the game pretty even, but with the visitors slightly ahead - and they also managed to win the game. That's three away wins for Erkrath, but not yet any points at home!

Fjortoft's Friends - Botanica 1 : 0 Scorers: Fantastic Fanis (25.) ***--- Fjortoft's Friends had a clear upper hand in this game and deserved the two points.

Serial Killers - Currents of Space 0 : 4 Scorers: --- ***Adzel (23., 80.), Niklas van Rijn (31.), Hindmost (48.) Booked: --- ***Jermaine Beckford, Jim diGriz Currents of Space fought for this one and got about a goal's worth of an upper hand. With great efficiency, they won by four, thus breaking Serial Killers' perfect home record with impressive style.

Formula 1 Legends - Magical World 2 : 0 Scorers: Ralf Schuhmacher (42., 48.) ***--- Magical World were the stronger team in this match, but Formula 1 Legends were luckier and won by two.

Feyenoord - Ubermenschen 2 : 0 Scorers: Adriaan Koonings (24.), Gerard van de Korput (20.) ***--- Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Booked: Andre Hoekstra, Bertus Bul ***Marx A game closer than the scoreline indicates, but Feyenoord were indeed the better team.

St. Helens - FC Asskickers 0 : 0 Booked: Thisseasonisveryhard, newinpremiership ***Sting St. Helens managed a slight upper hand against the table toppers, but couldn't score and thus a goalless draw resulted.

Rosedale Premiership Match day 8 ======

Erkrath Gladiators - St. Helens 4 : 2 Scorers: Coco (43., 47., 51.), Daniel (4.) ***Thisseasonisveryhard (74.), justforfun (19.) Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Booked: Axel ***comeoneverybody A big win when Erkrath finally won at home, beating third placed St. Helens. With four new points this weekend, Erkrath climb right up there with the big boys.

FC Asskickers - Feyenoord 2 : 0 Scorers: Shawn Michaels (82.) ***--- Penalties: 1 (1 missed) ***- Booked: Shawn Michaels, The Rock ***No Name 1 After eight league matches, FC Asskickers are still unbeaten. Are we looking at a back-to-back championship run?

Ubermenschen - Formula 1 Legends 1 : 0 Scorers: Kafka (5.) ***--- An early goal from Kafka set the tone for this match, and little more happened.

Magical World - Serial Killers 1 : 2 Scorers: Zhanai (1.) ***Kenneth Bianchi (60.), Ivan Milat (84.) Magical World were once again the stronger team, but somehow didn't win now either. A weekend of great skill, but horrible luck.

Currents of Space - Fjortoft's Friends 10 : 0 Scorers: Jermaine Beckford (15., 52.), Angelina (8., 41.), Adzel (33., 61.), Speaker-to-animals (24., 48.), Teela Brown (39., 67.) ***--- Sent off: --- ***Alex (48.) Booked: --- ***Fantastic Fanis, Wild Webbi No problems at all for Currents of Space, especially not after Alex' red card.

Botanica - Enga 3 : 1 Scorers: Salicacea (43., 81.) ***Mohamed Fellah (37.) Penalties: 1 (1 missed) ***- Booked: --- ***Haavard Nielsen, Juan Fuenmayor, Mohamed Sayyed Tantawi Enga fought hard enough to get a tiny upper hand here, but Botanica were more efficient and won out anyway.

The Championship Match day 7 ======

Night Owls - Kremlin 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Vaccination (40.) Night Owls' undefeated streak at home falls prey to Kremlin.

Slartibartfast FC - Fantasy Finale 3 : 0 Scorers: Judiciary Pag (10., 40.), Grunthos the Flatulent (86.) ***--- Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Sent off: Gag Halfrunt (14.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Frodo Fantasy Finale managed an upper hand in this game, especially after Gag Halfrunt was sent off, but it didn't show at all in the scoreline.

Stars - Songs 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***You raise me up (77.), Cry (71.) Booked: --- ***Mad World, Try Stars dominated this game completely - just except in the goals tally.

Desassossego Blues - Dummys 8 : 1 Scorers: Alvaro de Campos (6 goal$s), Ricardo Reis (8., 40.) ***Siem (27.) Booked: --- ***Fred, Teun An even game, but the slightly better team won... by seven.

ENPS - Call of Cthulhu 3 : 1 Scorers: Kees Bakker (7.) ***Northern Pygmy-Owl (7.) Penalties: 2 (1 missed) ***- Booked: --- ***He, Imprisoned with the Pharaohs, The Loved Dead, The Lurking Fear, The Strange House in the Mist The Championship is just full of strange results tonight, here too with Call of Cthulhu being significantly stronger, but losing - and both the goals from normal play were scored in the 7th minute.

WrapUp - Chicken Run 0 : 0 The visitors were somewhat stronger, but given the slowness of this game, the goalless draw was perhaps the most reasonable match of this matchday in the Championship.

The Championship Match day 8 ======

Kremlin - WrapUp 0 : 0 Kremlin had somewhat of an upper hand here, but couldn't score and will have to make do with one point.

Chicken Run - ENPS 1 : 0 Scorers: Lena (72.) ***--- Chicken Run sneaks one goal past ENPS, and it's enough to claim the win.

Call of Cthulhu - Desassossego Blues 3 : 3 Scorers: The Silver Key (54., 87.), The Rats in the Walls (68.) ***Alvaro de Campos (1., 62.), Bernando Soares (47.) Booked: He ***--- Call of Cthulhu were a little stronger, but the Blues hung on well and only allowed the final equaliser three minutes before the end.

Dummys - Stars 4 : 3 Scorers: Siem (20., 62.), Koos (84.) ***Pollux (16., 23.), Polaris (32.) Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: --- ***Mirfak, Ruppi Dummys were unbeaten at home, and still are despite Stars claiming a first half lead against them.

Love Songs - Slartibartfast FC 0 : 0 Booked: Killing me softly ***Eccentrica Gallumbits, Mrs Kapelsen A slight upper hand to the home team, but the draw was fair enough.

Fantasy Finale - Night Owls 3 : 0 Scorers: Kell (82.), Jagersmann (78.), Adolin (4.) ***--- Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Table toppers Fantasy Finale claim a fairly comfortable win.

Division 1 Match day 7 ======the Professors of Jazz - Dead Dino Storage 2 : 2 Scorers: Dizzy Gillespie (15., 29.) ***John Lees (41., 79.) Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Booked: Bud Powell ***John Lees, Keith Emerson, Robert Fripp Professors of Jazz had somewhat of an upper hand here, but despite getting up by two during the first half hour, Dead Dino Storage managed to equalise and claim a point.

Stadium Dreams - ForEverton 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Shane Duffy (90.) Booked: --- ***Jack Rodwell, Marouane Fellaini, Sylvain Distin Wow! Stadium Dreams dominated this game throughout, but ForEverton fought their way from no chance at all to a slim chance, and Shane Duffy scored to claim both points for them in the very last minute.

Valiant City - Dirigentia con Brio 2 : 3 Scorers: Blenda Blaster (55.), Spandy Sprinter (89.) ***V Aszkenazy (70., 80.), Stokowski (28.) A very strong performance from Dirigentia con Brio, winning away against Valiant City who hadn't dropped a single point at home before this.

Tamriel Athletic - Ergodic Theorems 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Toeplitz (14., 71.) An even game, but Toeplitz was the only player on the field with goalscoring abilities tonight.

Queen - Lake Tanganyika 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Melanchromis (29.) A slight upper hand for visiting Lake Tanganyika, which they successfully converted into a one goal win.

Twin Peaks Owls - Madmartigan City 1 : 0 Scorers: The Giant (76.) ***--- Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Sent off: --- ***Friends (1.) Booked: --- ***Rara The two runaway leaders of Division 1 faced off, and with Madmartigan's first minute red card, there was never any real competition for the points. Former champions Twin Peaks Owls look to be moving up!

Division 1 Match day 8 ======

Dead Dino Storage - Twin Peaks Owls 4 : 3 Scorers: John Lees (6., 27., 32., 72.) ***Bobby Briggs (70., 87.), Shelly Johnson (26.) Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Booked: Agent of Mercy ***--- Twin Peaks Owls had a solid upper hand in this game, but it didn't show in the goals tally. Their gap at the top of the table just opened, and now Madmartigan City has the opportunity to close it immediately.

Madmartigan City - Queen 4 : 1 Scorers: WoWo (28.), Caca (4.), Friends (89.) ***Nevermore (21.) Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: --- ***Foreign Sand, John Deacon, Liar, Wwry Madmartigan City got the chance to catch back up with Twin Peaks Owls and took it without hesitation. Once again it's a duo at the top.

Lake Tanganyika - Tamriel Athletic 1 : 0 Scorers: Bifranatus (87.) ***--- A slow match where the better team managed to secure both points right before the end.

Ergodic Theorems - Valiant City 3 : 2 Scorers: Reidemeister (8., 40., 63.) ***Conny Coachable (50., 83.) One player in a scoring mood on each team, and Reidemeister managed to score once more than Conny Coachable.

Dirigentia con Brio - Stadium Dreams 2 : 1 Scorers: Davis (78.) ***Britannia Stadium (61.) Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: --- ***Turf Moor Dirigentia con Brio had a clear upper hand in this game, but needed a penalty to win it.

ForEverton - the Professors of Jazz 3 : 2 Scorers: Jack Rodwell (82.), Jelly (71.), Diniyar Bilyaletdinov (41.) ***Dizzy Gillespie (59.), Ella Fitzgerald (54.) Booked: --- ***Ella Fitzgerald, Johnny Hodges A tight match where the home team first took the lead before the break, but Professors of Jazz turned it around to 1-2 early in the second half. However, ForEverton never gave up, and edged one point ahead by the end.

Division 2 Match day 7 ======

Parsifal - Springfield United 2 : 1 Scorers: R. Kunz (65.), Sleire (21.) ***Apu (49.) Booked: --- ***Apu, Reverend Lovejoy Table toppers Parsifal are still undefeated, though Springfield United made their fans a little scared for a while there.

Extreme - Jirs Nightmare County 6 : 0 Scorers: Breukink (26., 36., 73.), Contador (27., 49.), Zulle (34.) ***--- No problems here for Extreme - in fact, they were extremely efficient.

Make or Break - Sjokoladen BK 1 : 0 Scorers: Holzofenbrot (69.) ***--- Make or Break had complete control here against fellow top team Sjokoladen BK.

New Generation - Thinkers FC 2 : 2 Scorers: Sporty (58.), Frumpish (35.) ***Jean Paul Sartre (25.) Penalties: - ***1 Booked: --- ***Confucius, Natasha Nogoodnik New Generation had most of the play here, but Thinkers FC managed to save a point after equalising on a penalty.

Castaway - Car Park Rangers 1 : 0 Scorers: Molokai (62.) ***--- Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Booked: --- ***Magneto, Thunder A slow game where Castaway managed to score on the only shot on goal there was.

The Scientists - Sheffield Thursday 14 : 2 Scorers: Dalton (24., 62., 82., 84.), Blobel (12., 35., 37., 43.), Sanger (23., 42.), Watson (3., 7.), Crick (73., 79.) ***Jermaine Johnson (83.) Penalties: - ***1 (1 missed) A clear win for The Scientists, their fourth straight home win this season, but the scoreline flattered them some.

Division 2 Match day 8 ======

Springfield United - The Scientists 3 : 3 Scorers: Reverend Lovejoy (2., 48.), Milhouse (65.) ***Dalton (29., 74.) Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Apu, Major Quimby ***DeLamarck Springfield United managed a decent play advantage here, but The Scientists saved a draw on a penalty.

Sheffield Thursday - Castaway 1 : 1 Scorers: Darren Purse (7.) ***--- Penalties: - ***1 Sent off: Mark Beevers (19.) ***--- Sheffield Thursday were the better team even after Mark Beevers was sent off, but could only claim one of the points.

Car Park Rangers - New Generation 1 : 2 Scorers: Johnny Storm (10.) ***Voguish (10., 83.) Booked: Mystique, Thunder ***Fuddy Duddy, Sporty Both teams scored in the 10th minute, but only the best team scored in the 83rd minute, and thus the two points remain with the top team.

Thinkers FC - Make or Break 2 : 6 Scorers: Jean Paul Sartre (88.), Voltaire (1.) ***Molkebrot (20., 26., 69.), Milchbrot (55.), Maisbrot (80.) Penalties: - (1 missed) ***1 (1 missed) Booked: Arthur Schopenhauer ***Sauermilchbrot An impressive game from Make or Break, where Thinkers FC got the lead in the first minute, but from there on and out it was only the visitors that created much.

Sjokoladen BK - Extreme 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Zulle (21., 87.) Extreme have found form, and with a goal in each half from Zulle, they claim an impressive win.

Jirs Nightmare County - Parsifal 2 : 2 Scorers: Biloron (6.), Anloron (27.) ***R. Kunz (7., 32.) A slight upper hand to the table toppers, but not enough for them to win the game. Division 3 Match day 7 ======

Frock Frogs - Yamagata Old Boys 10 : 0 Scorers: Hoppa (6 goal$s), Rumpetroll (19., 21.), Tinkerbell (68., 77.) ***--- The Yamagata fans complained that Robin Banks was left on the subs bench for the game, but looking at the scoreline, there probably wasn't much he could've done for his club anyway.

Gamblers United - Insomniacz S-Pulse 7 : 0 Scorers: Rudy Runquick (31., 55., 70.), Sonya Solver (16., 26.), Polly Powerer (45.), Windy Widerunner (2.) ***--- No problems here for Gamblers United, their fourth straight home win in style.

Arendals Hotspur - Saturday Morning FC 1 : 1 Scorers: Mikkel Dawson (55.) ***Pororo (32.) Booked: --- ***Winnie the Pooh Arendals Hotspur were pretty lucky to claim one point here, since the away team had the far superior strategy.

Cosmopolitan - Suginami Bad Boys 5 : 1 Scorers: Moppie (27., 89.), Waffle (11., 31.), Heritage (1.) ***Ryo Funaki (7.) That's four wins in four home games for Cosmopolitan, and they maintain a steady course for promotion.

Frillby United - Oaks 0 : 6 Scorers: --- *** (20., 31.), (46., 90.), (64.), (45.) A demonstrateion of power from undefeated Oaks as they pull off a six goal away win against a team that has only lost once before at home.

Jirs Park Rangers - Lunar Sea 3 : 3 Scorers: Aqloron (25., 31.), Yfloron (73.) ***Portia (20., 47., 87.) Jirs Park Rangers played a solid game, but Lunar Sea managed to claim a point with some skill and a little luck.

Division 3 Match day 8 ======

Yamagata Old Boys - Jirs Park Rangers 3 : 0 Scorers: Tom Katt (19., 39., 66.) ***--- Booked: Ewan Mee ***Asloron With Tom Katt and Robin Banks on the field, Yamagata pull off an impressive three goal win against established team Jirs Park Rangers.

Lunar Sea - Frillby United 4 : 0 Scorers: Portia (34., 65., 87.), Bianca (41.) ***--- No problems for Lunar Sea here, and after four home games they are still undefeated in their own stadium.

Oaks - Cosmopolitan 13 : 0 Scorers: (23., 53., 72., 74.), Eswarah (7., 51., 65., 89.), Kazzia (20., 35., 60.), (15., 42.) ***--- Wow! The two top teams face off, and Oaks appeared to put in an extra turbo and somehow won by thirteen. A clear declaration of intent to double-promote this season.

Suginami Bad Boys - Arendals Hotspur 0 : 0 Suginami Bad Boys had all the play in this game, but couldn't score and thus will have to do with one point.

Saturday Morning FC - Gamblers United 1 : 1 Scorers: Pororo (51.) ***--- Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Yogi Bear ***--- Saturday Morning are really picking up pace now and were clearly the stronger team in this game, but Gamblers United had the luck they needed to split the pot.

Insomniacz S-Pulse - Frock Frogs 0 : 5 Scorers: --- ***Rumpetroll (2., 39., 53.), Hoppa (25., 57.) No problems for Frock Frogs to win this game, despite Insomniacz' perfect home record thus far.

5. League tables Rosedale Premiership ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) FC Asskickers 4 0 0 1 3 0 + 13 16: 3 13: 3 32 4 -252 Daniel Ingesson 2) Curr. of Space 2 2 0 2 1 1 + 13 20: 7 11: 5 20 4 882 Stephan Rink 3) Botanica 2 2 0 2 0 2 + 5 17: 12 10: 6 0 3 876 Henry Springer 4) Ubermenschen 3 0 1 1 1 2 + 6 16: 10 9: 7 24 3 565 Oyvind H. Henriksen 5) Erkrath Glad. 1 0 3 3 0 1 + 6 28: 22 8: 8 24 4.5 2336 Robert Koehnen 6) St. Helens 1 2 1 2 0 2 + 6 18: 12 8: 8 40 3 840 Michael Frenzel 7) Feyenoord 3 0 1 0 2 2 + 1 7: 6 8: 8 24 3 340 Michael Hellige 8) Serial Killers 3 0 1 1 0 3 - 7 17: 24 8: 8 0 3.5 164 Dan Sellers 9) Fjortoft's Fr. 2 1 1 1 1 2 - 16 15: 31 8: 8 36 3.5 -960 Holger Heiser 10) Magical World 1 2 1 1 0 3 - 14 7: 21 6:10 0 2 178 Karin Heinkele 11) Formula 1 Leg. 1 0 3 0 2 2 - 6 7: 13 4:12 36 3 1934 Michael Frenzel 12) Enga 1 1 2 0 0 4 - 7 12: 19 3:13 58 2.5 3183 Trond K. Botnen

The Championship ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Fantasy Finale 3 1 0 2 0 2 + 6 20: 14 11: 5 8 3.5 2790 Michael Hellige 2) Desassossego B. 3 0 1 1 2 1 + 12 24: 12 10: 6 32 3.5 1132 Oyvind H. Henriksen 3) ENPS 3 1 0 1 1 2 + 4 13: 9 10: 6 18 3.5 1199 Ronald Post 4) Chicken Run 4 0 0 0 2 2 + 4 9: 5 10: 6 28 4 67 Stephan Rink 5) Dummys 3 1 0 0 2 2 - 4 15: 19 9: 7 12 3 589 Taco Kraijenbrink 6) Kremlin 1 3 0 1 1 2 + 1 8: 7 8: 8 4 3.5 680 Knut Brennhaug 7) WrapUp 2 1 1 1 1 2 - 6 10: 16 8: 8 26 3.5 1887 Henry Springer 8) Love Songs 2 1 1 1 0 3 + 3 11: 8 7: 9 48 4 -940 Michael Frenzel 9) Night Owls 2 1 1 0 2 2 - 1 12: 13 7: 9 4 2 210 Henry Springer 10) Stars 2 1 1 0 2 2 - 3 9: 12 7: 9 12 2 534 Knut Brennhaug 11) Slartibartf. FC 1 2 1 0 1 3 - 7 7: 14 5:11 34 4 -87 Deepak Mohoni 12) Call of Cthulhu 1 2 1 0 0 4 - 9 13: 22 4:12 78 2.5 343 Trond K. Botnen

Division 1 ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Madmartigan C. 4 0 0 2 1 1 + 10 13: 3 13: 3 18 3.5 -872 Taco Kraijenbrink 2) Twin Peaks Owls 4 0 0 2 1 1 + 9 13: 4 13: 3 0 3 -800 Knut Brennhaug 3) Ergodic Theor. 3 1 0 1 1 2 + 3 9: 6 10: 6 0 4 298 Sigurd Segtnan 4) Diri. con Brio 3 1 0 1 1 2 + 3 8: 5 10: 6 4 4.5 276 Iris van der Laar 5) L. Tanganyika 3 0 1 2 0 2 + 2 7: 5 10: 6 4 4 2436 Iris van der Laar 6) Queen 2 1 1 1 1 2 + 5 13: 8 8: 8 50 2 -416 Ronald Post 7) Valiant City 3 0 1 1 0 3 - 2 19: 21 8: 8 16 2 -1000 Ulf Jiretorn 8) Tamriel Athl. 2 1 1 0 1 3 - 5 6: 11 6:10 4 2.5 589 Henry Springer 9) Dead Dino Stor. 1 1 2 0 2 2 - 6 10: 16 5:11 28 4 -271 Trond K. Botnen 10) ForEverton 1 1 2 1 0 3 - 8 6: 14 5:11 58 4.5 -920 Trond K. Botnen 11) Prof. of Jazz 1 2 1 0 0 4 - 1 11: 12 4:12 12 2.5 842 Deepak Mohoni 12) Stadium Dreams 1 1 2 0 1 3 - 10 5: 15 4:12 24 2.5 -155 Klaus Fritz

Division 2 ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Parsifal 2 2 0 2 2 0 + 10 17: 7 12: 4 0 4 1369 Iris van der Laar 2) New Generation 2 1 1 3 1 0 + 9 16: 7 12: 4 36 4 1908 Klaus Fritz 3) Make or Break 2 1 1 3 1 0 + 6 16: 10 12: 4 32 4 -370 Klaus Fritz 4) The Scientists 4 0 0 0 2 2 + 25 39: 14 10: 6 12 3.5 -131 Camilla Skjerpen 5) Extreme 3 1 0 1 1 2 + 15 23: 8 10: 6 4 4 -775 Taco Kraijenbrink 6) Sjokoladen BK 1 1 2 2 1 1 0 9: 9 8: 8 0 2 -692 Ray Setzer 7) Springfield U. 2 1 1 1 0 3 - 3 14: 17 7: 9 40 2.5 4361 Holger Heiser 8) Jirs N. County 2 1 1 1 0 3 - 14 11: 25 7: 9 16 3 -41 Ulf Jiretorn 9) Carpark Rangers 1 1 2 1 0 3 - 6 6: 12 5:11 52 2.5 -273 Michael Frenzel 10) Castaway 1 0 3 1 1 2 - 8 4: 12 5:11 0 4 3219 Mike Parnaby 11) Thinkers FC 1 0 3 0 2 2 - 17 10: 27 4:12 16 2.5 -86 Deepak Mohoni 12) Sheffield Thu. 0 2 2 1 0 3 - 17 8: 25 4:12 22 3 -980 Steve Janecek

Division 3 ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Oaks 4 0 0 3 1 0 + 47 51: 4 15: 1 0 4.5 -592 Andrew MacAlister 2) Frock Frogs 2 1 1 3 1 0 + 24 28: 4 12: 4 12 4 -376 HenrietteScarborough 3) Gamblers Utd 4 0 0 1 2 1 + 18 22: 4 12: 4 24 3.5 -940 Ulf Jiretorn 4) Cosmopolitan 4 0 0 2 0 2 + 8 32: 24 12: 4 0 3.5 1140 Mike Parnaby 5) Lunar Sea 2 2 0 1 2 1 + 7 14: 7 10: 6 0 4 845 Mike Brian 6) Jirs Park R. 2 1 1 2 0 2 + 3 19: 16 9: 7 26 3 -980 Ulf Jiretorn 7) Suginami Bad B. 2 2 0 0 1 3 - 6 6: 12 7: 9 0 2.5 2580 Taro Kamei 8) Insomniacz S-P 3 0 1 0 0 4 - 29 7: 36 6:10 0 2 2520 Housin Setia Winata 9) Yamagata Old B. 1 1 2 1 0 3 - 30 8: 38 5:11 36 3.5 231 Richard Jordan 10) Saturday Morn. 0 1 3 0 2 2 - 11 14: 25 3:13 32 3 1685 Ian Moes 11) Arendals Hotsp. 0 1 3 0 2 2 - 12 3: 15 3:13 0 3.5 2460 Kim Haugen 12) Frillby United 0 2 2 0 0 4 - 19 8: 27 2:14 12 2 2440 Jed Stone

Premiership: Teams 10 to 12 relegate to the Championship. Championship: Teams 1 to 3 promote to the Premiership. Teams 9 to 11 relegate to Division 1. Team 12 relegates to Division 2. Division 1: Teams 1 to 3 promote to the Championship. Teams 9 to 11 relegate to Division 2. Team 12 relegates to Division 3. Division 2: Team 1 promotes to the Championship. Teams 2 to 4 promote to Division 1. Teams 10 to 12 relegate to Division 3. Division 3: Team 1 promotes to Division 1. Teams 2 to 4 promote to Division 2.

6. Scorer's lists

Rosedale Premiership ------11 Ivan Milat (Serial Killers) 10 Coco (Erkrath Gladiators) 10 Daniel (Erkrath Gladiators) 7 justforfun (St. Helens) 6 Adzel (Currents of Space) 6 Klein (Erkrath Gladiators) 5 Seppl (Fjortoft's Friends) 5 Haavard Nielsen (Enga) 5 Chlorophyta (Botanica) 5 Borchert (Ubermenschen)

The Championship ------11 Alvaro de Campos (Desassossego Blues) 5 Barfly (Night Owls) 5 Jagersmann (Fantasy Finale) 4 Ben de Leur (ENPS) 4 Ricardo Reis (Desassossego Blues) 4 Vicente Guedes (Desassossego Blues) 4 Pollux (Stars) 4 Kell (Fantasy Finale) 4 Koos (Dummys) 4 The Rats in the Walls (Call of Cthulhu)

Division 1 ------7 John Lees (Dead Dino Storage) 6 Blenda Blaster (Valiant City) 6 Reidemeister (Ergodic Theorems) 4 Liar (Queen) 4 Spandy Sprinter (Valiant City) 4 Dizzy Gillespie (the Professors of Jazz) 4 V Aszkenazy (Dirigentia con Brio) 4 Bebe (Madmartigan City) 3 Nevermore (Queen) 3 Wwry (Queen)

Division 2 ------11 Dalton (The Scientists) 9 Breukink (Extreme) 8 Voguish (New Generation) 8 Blobel (The Scientists) 8 Watson (The Scientists) 6 P Neves (Parsifal) 6 Jean Paul Sartre (Thinkers FC) 5 Sporty (New Generation) 5 Molkebrot (Make or Break) 5 Sleire (Parsifal)

Division 3 ------17 Hoppa (Frock Frogs) 17 Eswarah (Oaks) 11 Kazzia (Oaks) 10 Moppie (Cosmopolitan) 10 Portia (Lunar Sea) 9 Waffle (Cosmopolitan) 9 Rudy Runquick (Gamblers United) 7 Heritage (Cosmopolitan) 7 Rumpetroll (Frock Frogs) 6 Unite (Oaks)

7. Suspensions

Feyenoord: Bertus Bul (1) Fjortoft's Friends: Alex (1) Enga: Juan Fuenmayor (1) St. Helens: comeoneverybody (1) Slartibartfast FC: Gag Halfrunt (1) Love Songs: Feel the Love (1) Call of Cthulhu: The Lurking Fear (1), The Strange House in the Mist (1), He (2) ForEverton: Sylvain Distin (1) Madmartigan City: Friends (1) Car Park Rangers: Mystique (1) Sheffield Thursday: Mark Beevers (1) Springfield United: Apu (1)

8.GM's Auction

1) Rosalind D I 10 (Value: 2382) for 1755 to Lunar Sea 2) Jan Mucha G III 10 (Value: 2144) for 1040 to ForEverton 3) Milton Mindstrong D V 7 , [0.5] (Value: 445) for 528 to Valiant City 4) Ykloron F I 6 (Value: 862) for 782 to Jirs Park Rangers 5) Karl Marx D II 7 (Value: 684) for 768 to Thinkers FC 6) The Very Old Folk M I 6 , >12 (Value: 862) for 768 to Call of Cthulhu 7) Tony Hibbert S II 5 , >12 (Value: 600) for 680 to ForEverton 8) Cry for Help G IV 9, [0.5] (Value: 1479) for 1834 to Love Songs 9) Vince Viewer F III 6 , >13 (Value: 325) for 410 to Gamblers United 10) Ian Anderson F I 5,>12,[1.5](Value: 451) for 590 to Dead Dino Storage 11) Super-Schui S I 5,>11,[0.5](Value: 800) for 2994 to Fjortoft's Friends 12) F III 5 (Value: 210) for 200 to the Non League! 13) Jimmy Maketta M sb 7 , >13 (Value: 3064) for 3001 to Serial Killers 14) Evan Orgell S ap 9 , >11 (Value: 6414) for 4061 to Currents of Space 15) Liam Palmer DF sb 7 (Value: 3370) for 2390 to Sheffield Thursday

New offers ------1) F I 9 (NL value 720) 2) S VI 9 (NL value 0) 3) MF VII 8 (NL value 0) 4) D III 4, >10 (NL value 160) 5) G II 8 (NL value 960) 6) D II 9 (NL value 540) 7) D ap 7 (NL value 700) 8) MF sb 7, >13 (NL value 924) 9) D I 7 (NL value 560) 10) M VII 8, >13 (NL value 0) 11) F sb 8, >13 (NL value 960) 12) M ap 7, >11 (NL value 700)

9.Transferlist

1) Nicolai Naess D ap 2 for 444 to Queen 2) Schopenhauer S III 7 for 617 to Cosmopolitan 3) Agnar the Stone G ap 0 for 177 to Frock Frogs 4) Kaviarstange DMF IV 1 for 60 to Feyenoord 5) Dampfkammerbrot M III 5 for 196 to the non-league 6) Thomas Nagel SF IX 3 for 50 to Fantasy Finale

New offer ------1) From Enga: Amin Nouri DF III 5, coachable up to 8, 4 DP (NL value 216) 2) From St. Helens: Thewaytothetitle G V 6, coachable up to 9, 0 DP (NL value 0) 3) From Call of Cthulhu: The Unnamable D III 5, coachable up to 8, 0 DP (NL value 200) 4) From Slartibartfast FC: Vroomfondel S II 6, coachable up to 9, 0 DP (NL value 720) 5) From Stars: Thuban M III 5, coachable up to 8, 0 DP (NL value 200) 6) From ForEverton: Hisham Geneina G III 9, coachable up to 9 with 0.5 VP/level, 0 DP (NL value 720) 7) From Lake Tanganyika: (min 980 kKj) Bichardi G II 8, coachable up to 10, 0 DP (NL value 960) 8) From Stadium Dreams: Molineux M III 4, coachable up to 7, 0 DP (NL value 160) 9) From Valiant City: Harmione Halter G IV 4, coachable up to 7, 0 DP (NL value 160) 10) From Frillby United: Keith Twillgate F I 2, coachable up to 5, 0 DP (NL value 160) 11) From Oaks: (min 300 kKj) Lonely F ap 2, coachable up to 10, 0 DP (NL value 200)

10. Sales to the non-league

Currents of Space: Ethan Fortune (240 kKj) Magical World: Unicorn (240 kKj) Dirigentia con Brio: Furtwangeler (160 kKj) Lake Tanganyika: Leleupi (160 kKj), T Moori (176 kKj) Jirs Nightmare County: Boloron (176 kKj) Parsifal: I Matthijse (160 kKj), Thomas Holm (160 kKj) Sjokoladen BK: M&M (200 kKj)

11. Private trade

None.

12. League matches next issue

Rosedale Premiership ======match day 9 match day 10 Feyenoord - Erkrath Glad. : Botanica - Erkrath Glad. : St. Helens - Formula 1 Leg. : Enga - Curr. of Space : FC Asskickers - Serial Killers : Fjortoft's Fr. - Magical World : Ubermenschen - Fjortoft's Fr. : Serial Killers - Ubermenschen : Magical World - Enga : Formula 1 Leg. - FC Asskickers : Curr. of Space - Botanica : Feyenoord - St. Helens :

The Championship ======match day 9 match day 10 ENPS - Kremlin : Fantasy Finale - Kremlin : WrapUp - Desassossego B. : Night Owls - Love Songs : Chicken Run - Stars : Slartibartf. FC - Dummys : Call of Cthulhu - Slartibartf. FC : Stars - Call of Cthulhu : Dummys - Night Owls : Desassossego B. - Chicken Run : Love Songs - Fantasy Finale : ENPS - WrapUp :

Division 1 ======match day 9 match day 10 Queen - Dead Dino Stor. : ForEverton - Dead Dino Stor. : Twin Peaks Owls - Tamriel Athl. : Prof. of Jazz - Diri. con Brio : Madmartigan C. - Valiant City : Stadium Dreams - Ergodic Theor. : L. Tanganyika - Stadium Dreams : Valiant City - L. Tanganyika : Ergodic Theor. - Prof. of Jazz : Tamriel Athl. - Madmartigan C. : Diri. con Brio - ForEverton : Queen - Twin Peaks Owls :

Division 2 ======match day 9 match day 10 Castaway - Springfield U. : Jirs N. County - Springfield U. : The Scientists - New Generation : Parsifal - Sjokoladen BK : Sheffield Thu. - Make or Break : Extreme - Thinkers FC : Carpark Rangers - Extreme : Make or Break - Carpark Rangers : Thinkers FC - Parsifal : New Generation - Sheffield Thu. : Sjokoladen BK - Jirs N. County : Castaway - The Scientists :

Division 3 ======match day 9 match day 10 Frillby United - Yamagata Old B. : Insomniacz S-P - Yamagata Old B. : Jirs Park R. - Cosmopolitan : Frock Frogs - Saturday Morn. : Lunar Sea - Arendals Hotsp. : Gamblers Utd - Suginami Bad B. : Oaks - Gamblers Utd : Arendals Hotsp. - Oaks : Suginami Bad B. - Frock Frogs : Cosmopolitan - Lunar Sea : Saturday Morn. - Insomniacz S-P : Frillby United - Jirs Park R. : 13. Rosedale Knockout third round draw

Chicken Run vs. Formula 1 Legends Tamriel Athletic vs. Sjokoladen BK St. Helens vs. Currents of Space Dirigentia con Brio vs. Fantasy Finale Botanica vs. WrapUp Ubermenschen vs. FC Asskickers Erkrath Gladiators vs. Desassossego Blues Queen vs. Lake Tanganyika

Teams not currently part of the league system are now conference league teams with 60 VP. All cup games are played on neutral field, thus neither team will have a home advantage.

14. GM's ramble

(for the main information, refer to the Introduction)

The coveted luck statistics:

Premiership: FC Asskickers are still clearly the luckiest of the Premiership. Enga remain the only really unlucky team of the division. Championship: ENPS are now the lucky team of the Championship, while Call of Cthulhu have been struck by bad luck. Division 1: Madmartigan City, Dead Dino Storage and Twin Peaks are the luckiest trio of Division 1, while Stadium Dreams reign supreme as champions of bad luck. Division 2: New Generation remain luckiest here, while it's Car Park Rangers on top of the bad luck list, just ahead of Extreme and Sheffield Thursday. Division 3: Gamblers United are now luckiest, right ahead of Lunar Sea and Cosmopolitan. Saturday Morning FC have worst luck, right ahead of Frock Frogs and Frillby United.

15. Address list

Trond K. Botnen [email protected] Knut Eivind Brennhaug [email protected] Mike Brian [email protected] Michael Frenzel [email protected] Klaus Fritz [email protected] Kim Haugen [email protected] Karin Heinkele [email protected] Holger Heiser [email protected] Michael Hellige [email protected] Øyvind H. Henriksen [email protected] Daniel Ingesson [email protected] Steve Janecek [email protected] Ulf Jiretorn [email protected] Richard Jordan [email protected] Taro Kamei [email protected] Robert Köhnen [email protected] Taco Kraijenbrink [email protected] Iris van der Laar [email protected] Andrew MacAlister [email protected] Ian Moes [email protected] Deepak Mohoni [email protected] Mike Parnaby [email protected] Ronald Post [email protected] Stephan Rink [email protected] Henriette Scarborough [email protected] Sigurd Segtnan [email protected] Dan Sellers [email protected] Ray Setzer [email protected] Camilla Skjerpen [email protected] Henry Springer [email protected] Jed Stone [email protected] Housin Setia Winata [email protected]