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SEASON 22, ISSUE 2: April 9th, 2012 The Rosedale Open homepage: http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~janbu/ropen.html Contents ======== 1. Introduction 2. Broadcast messages 3. Apprentices discovered 4. League results 5. League tables 6. Scorer’s lists 7. Suspensions 8. GMs auction 9. Transferlist 10. Sale to non-league 11. Private trade 12. League matches next issue 13. the Rosedale Knockout 14. GM's ramble 15. List of addresses 1. Introduction That's the 22nd season underway! The next round, the home advantage is 6 VP. Next issue, you send orders for: * match days 3 and 4 in the league (see section 12) In addition, as always, you send coaching. Optionally, you can also discover talents and buy/sell players. I will send out the teams your soon. The deadline for issue 3 is Friday April 20, at 21:30 CET. Refer to GM's ramble, section 14, for luck statistics and further comments. 2. Broadcast messages Ian Moes, Saturday Morning FC: «The board of Saturday Morning FC are delighted to see talented kids like Sam, Pat and Tommy coming through the youth setup. Speculation suggesting the board has not been willing to provide the funds required to reinvigorate the squad are false, the Manager simply feels that there is no value in the market at this time. Fans can be satisfied that when there is value to be had, the Manager will have the funds needed. We are confident the current squad has the talent to achieve the clubs ambitions for the season.» 3. Apprentices discovered Feyenoord: Andre Bahia, Arie Oldenburg, Wim Rijsbergen Formula 1 Legends: Kimi Raikkonen, Lewis Hamilton, Stefan Vettel Serial Killers: Auto Shankar, Jack Mogale, Karl Denke Enga: Marcus Pedersen, Martin Pusic, Nicolai Naess Botanica: Dahlia, Echeveria, Populus nigra Currents of Space: David Arnfeld, Regelin dzu Coruthan, Saxtorph Ubermenschen: Brecht, Goethe, Hesse FC Asskickers: Dusty Rhodes, Eugene Dinsmore, Lex Luger St. Helens: Ahardseason, comeletsplay, iamtootired Erkrath Gladiators: Erwin, Gunnar, Thorsten ENPS: Mark Hecker, Martin Jones, Pieter Oldenhove Desassossego Blues: Alexander Search, Chevalier de Pas, Pero Botelho Stars: Alhena, Alnair, El Nath Slartibartfast FC: Fook, Varntvar the Priest, Wowbagger Night Owls: Grey Owl, Nighthawk, Scops Owl Fantasy Finale: Dalinar, Kaladin, Schallan Love Songs: Hurt, Killing me softly, Someday Dummys: Jan, Rene, Willem Call of Cthulhu: The Colour out of Space, The Madness from the Sea, The Tale of Inspector Legrasse Chicken Run: Arya, Daenerys, Sansa WrapUp: Hurry up, Straight Ahead, What's up Kremlin: Assassination Attempt, Better Dead than Red, Boris Badenuff Queen: Dreamer's ball, Great King Rat, Jealouzy Tamriel Athletic: Agnar the Stone, Torolf, Wrath Farseer Valiant City: Donna Dominator, Tessa Terminator, Wilma Widereacher Stadium Dreams: Selhurst Park, The Valley, Turf Moor the Professors of Jazz: Charles Mingus, Charlie Parker, Thelonius Monk ForEverton: Apostolos Vellios, John Heitinga, Ross Barkley Dirigentia con Brio: Maris Jansons, Stefan Asbury, Von Karajan Ergodic Theorems: Frobenius, Householder, Parseval Lake Tanganyika: Lombardoi, M Auratus, Neolamprologus Madmartigan City: 3Men, Madman, Soprano Twin Peaks Owls: Chester Desmond, Sam Stanley, Teresa Banks Dead Dino Storage: Keith Emerson, Peter Gabriel, Richard Wright Castaway: Pantar, Sherbro, Woodlark New Generation: Collar Band, Shirt Tail, Yoke Make or Break: Gersterbrot, Heidebrot, Joghurtbrot Extreme: Gullit, Wouters, van Basten Parsifal: K Wiemers, M Bloem Jirs Nightmare County: Daloron, Deloron, Diloron Sjokoladen BK: Butterfinger, Japp, Kit Kat Thinkers FC: Arthur Schopenhauer, Baruch Spinoza, Bertrand Russell Car Park Rangers: Thor, Thunder, Wolverine Sheffield Thursday: Gary Madine, John Bostock, Mark Beevers The Scientists: Curie, Watt Springfield United: Dr.Hibbert, Martin Prince, Nelson Muntz Cosmopolitan: Army-Knife, Measles, Pastry Gamblers United: Connie Confronter, Dahlia Darer, Wanda Watcher Saturday Morning FC: Fireman Sam, Postman Pat, Thomas the Tank Engine Oaks: Freize, Godiva, Lonely Jirs Park Rangers: Ygloron, Yhloron, Yjloron 4. League results Rosedale Premiership Match day 1 ================================= Formula 1 Legends - Erkrath Gladiators 2 : 3 Scorers: Fernando Alonso (41., 74.) ***Coco (7., 69.), Daniel (32.) Booked: Fernando Alonso, Stefan Vettel ***--- A game almost exactly even starts this season off, and Erkrath proved efficient enough to claim both points. Feyenoord - Serial Killers 3 : 0 Scorers: Bertus Bul (19., 40., 77.) ***--- Booked: Adriaan Koonings ***--- No question where the points were going here, as Feyenoord picked the right strategy and Bertus Bul was in a great scoring mood. St. Helens - Fjortoft's Friends 2 : 2 Scorers: Wearethechampions (11.), Gervasio Guedes (41.) ***Iron-Maik (22.), Sebi (68.) Fjortoft's Friends managed an upper hand away here, but couldn't get the winning goal. FC Asskickers - Enga 2 : 0 Scorers: Sting (24.) ***--- Penalties: 1 (1 missed) ***- Booked: --- ***Juan Fuenmayor, Kac The reigning champions start the new season well, but Enga put up a good fight and could have snatched a point. Ubermenschen - Botanica 3 : 0 Scorers: Mann (38., 60.), Hegel (86.) ***--- A big win for Ubermenschen, but also the best performance so far in the new season. Magical World - Currents of Space 0 : 0 Currents of Space were closest to winning this slow and even match, but in the end, nothing at all happened in this game. Rosedale Premiership Match day 2 ================================= Erkrath Gladiators - Magical World 1 : 3 Scorers: Daniel (56.) ***Saphira (53., 70.), Namo (6.) Booked: Coco ***--- Magical World get off to a strong start, beating a former champion team at Kampfbahn an der Gink, a feat not many clubs can pull off. Currents of Space - Ubermenschen 0 : 0 Booked: David Arnfeld ***Borchert, Heidegger A tiny upper hand for Ubermenschen, but all in all, a fair draw. Botanica - FC Asskickers 2 : 2 Scorers: Vinca Minor (69.), Chlorophyta (9.) ***Chris Benoit (5.), Sting (8.) Booked: --- ***Chris Benoit FC Asskickers were a little stronger, but Botanica saved a point. Enga - St. Helens 0 : 3 Scorers: --- ***justforfun (37., 49.), Gervasio Guedes (63.) Booked: --- ***Wearethechampions Not a lot separated the teams in terms of play and chances, but St. Helens proved deadly in front of goal, a description not very fitting to Enga in this game. Fjortoft's Friends - Feyenoord 0 : 0 Booked: --- ***Bertus Bul The home side was stronger, but Feyenoord's goalie was apparently in great form today. Serial Killers - Formula 1 Legends 2 : 1 Scorers: Ivan Milat (8., 49.) ***Ralf Schuhmacher (24.) Booked: --- ***Stefan Vettel Formula 1 Legends are used to high speeds, but couldn't keep up with the Serial Killers here. The Championship Match day 1 ============================= Desassossego Blues - Kremlin 3 : 2 Scorers: Coelho Pacheco (58.), Vicente Guedes (46.), Ricardo Reis (57.) *** Mikail Strychnin (47., 84.) Booked: Bernando Soares ***--- A promising match that makes me think these two clubs can challenge for promotion, and the home advantage helped the Blues claim both points here. ENPS - Stars 2 : 0 Scorers: Bert Wijchgel (39., 60.) ***--- Pretty close affair, but Bert Wijchgel made sure ENPS won by scoring a goal in each half. WrapUp - Slartibartfast FC 4 : 2 Scorers: On Tour (27., 37.), I need your help (16.), LMGTFY (84.) ***Grunthos the Flatulent (83.), Mrs Kapelsen (12.) An entertaining game with all of six goals, where the best team won out in the end. Chicken Run - Night Owls 3 : 0 Scorers: Lena (58.), Lisa (68.), Caesar (14.) ***--- Booked: Ann Kristin ***--- No question which of the relegated Premiership sides aspire for a swift return... Call of Cthulhu - Fantasy Finale 7 : 6 Scorers: The Rats in the Walls (14., 17., 60.), He (23., 42.), The Loved Dead (87.), The Colour out of Space (3.) ***Jagersmann (37., 43., 89.), Kell (1., 10., 24.) Wow! After some clubs putting on measly 0-0 performances, Call of Cthulhu and Fantasy Finale decided to show everyone how it's done. 13 goals, and the better side claimed both points. Dummys - Love Songs 2 : 1 Scorers: Adze (66.), Koos (6.) ***Mad World (14.) Booked: --- ***I just died in your arms Dummys were the stronger team, and although Love Songs managed to come back once, they couldn't do it twice. Perhaps that will be the topic of the next billboards hit? The Championship Match day 2 ============================= Kremlin - Dummys 2 : 2 Scorers: Leonid Bungaloff (18.), Ludmilla Patina (40.) ***Moris (6., 85.) Dummys managed a slight upper hand here, but Kremlin saved a point. Love Songs - Call of Cthulhu 1 : 0 Scorers: Only the good die young (60.) ***--- Booked: --- ***He, Zaneh Love Songs bounce back with a fine win against the Lurking Fear. Fantasy Finale - Chicken Run 2 : 1 Scorers: Frodo (58.) ***Lisa (14.) Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: --- ***Arya, Wenona An even game, but where the better team got the penalty and converted that into a win. Night Owls - WrapUp 4 : 2 Scorers: Barfly (15., 28., 49.), Great Grey Owl (86.) ***All for you (12.), Keep pushing (59.) Booked: Booze Fighter ***Go Back, Hurry up, On Tour The prestiguous Springy derby could have been won by either team, but Night Owls won thanks to a hattrick from Barfly. Slartibartfast FC - ENPS 1 : 3 Scorers: Eccentrica Gallumbits (71.) ***Jan Velde (39., 56.), Marco Wielemakers (78.) A strong season start from ENPS. Here they pulled off a convincing away win. Stars - Desassossego Blues 2 : 1 Scorers: Castor (53.), Regulus (45.) ***Thomas Crosse (76.) Stars were the stronger team and managed to get the two goals they needed to win. Division 1 Match day 1 ======================= Tamriel Athletic - Dead Dino Storage 1 : 0 Scorers: Bahk gro-Lurn (34.) ***--- Tamriel Athletic played a solid game and got both points through one goal. Queen - Valiant City 7 : 0 Scorers: Wwry (13., 53., 68.), Liar (40., 77.), Nevermore (44.), Save Me (17.) ***--- Ouch! Queen wipe the pitch with Valiant City, and although the scoreline was a little overstated, they did deserve to win by six. Twin Peaks Owls - Stadium Dreams 3 : 0 Scorers: Josie Packard (4., 75.), Laura Palmer (16.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Britannia Stadium Former champions Twin Peaks Owls appear to have regrouped, taking a very strong victory here.