th SEASON 22, ISSUE 8: June 16 , 2012 The Rosedale Open homepage: http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~janbu/ropen.html

Contents ======1. Introduction 2. Broadcast messages 3. Apprentices discovered 4. League results 5. League tables 6. Scorer’s lists 7. Suspensions 8. GMs auction 9. Transferlist 10. Sale to non-league 11. Private trade 12. League matches next issue 13. the Rosedale Knockout 14. GM's ramble 15. List of addresses

1. Introduction

The next round, the home advantage remains 8 VP.

Next issue, you send orders for: * match days 15 and 16 in the league (see section 12)

In addition, as always, you send coaching. Optionally, you can also discover talents and buy/sell players.

I will send out the teams your soon.

The deadline for issue 9 is Friday June 22, at 21:30 CET.

Refer to GM's ramble, section 14, for luck statistics and further comments.

2. Broadcast messages

Ian Moes, Saturday Morning FC: «The board of SMFC concurs with the findings of the independent survey referenced by Mr Tucker, it is indeed likely that the east stand will fall down. Fortunately, with our lack of involvement in the Cup means less match days, so the odds of such an 'occurrence' resulting in a loss of life are only 1 in 14 - and that does not even take into account the propensity for our supporters to leave early. We believe by encouraging continued poor showings from the team, supporters will be further discouraged from staying on til the fulltime whistle, further decreasing the likelihood of any "catastrophe". The collapse of the east stand is in fact important to the Club's plans. It will represent a significant cost saving in our development of a state-of-the-art shopping mall in place of the existing east stand. The west stand and ends will continue to cater to the traditional match goer that likes to sit and watch the game, but we strongly believe that there is an untapped market of match goers who would much rather shop that watch 'Pingu once again hoof it up the pitch for Peppa Pig to chase in vain.' Furthermore, this development will give us the opportunity to address a longheld complaint from teh supporters club. All food court outlets will be required to stock both Bovril and Bovrilla (noting that many match-goers have gotten used to the fake stuff).»

Jed Stone: «Extracts from Minutes of – Saturday Morning Supporters Club – Wednesday 30th May ‘The meeting requests that the ‘Chair’ pass on their congratulations, to the team, for their win against the ‘Insomniacs’….. Following the win, the mystery as to why the Management bought fourteen wheelbarrows at the start of the season, was finally solved. After a ‘private celebration party’ the ground staff were seen using the wheelbarrows, to safely remove the drunken directors from the Chairman’s Lounge to their waiting chauffer driven cars! They knew the team would eventually manage a win and planned ahead!!!»

3. Apprentices discovered

None.

4. League results

Rosedale Premiership Match day 13 ======Erkrath Gladiators - Formula 1 Legends 5 : 0 Scorers: Coco (19., 29., 55., 69.), Raffael (81.) ***--- Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- (1 missed) Booked: Axel ***Gerhard Berger An easy win for the Lunatics, that seemed even easier than it was by the scoreline.

Serial Killers - Feyenoord 2 : 3 Scorers: Arthur Shawcross (40.), Peter Stumpp (28.) ***Adriaan Koonings (39.), No Name 1 (26.), Bertus Bul (87.) Booked: --- ***Adriaan Koonings Feyenoord challenge the top three with a fine away win.

Fjortoft's Friends - St. Helens 0 : 0 Booked: --- ***Gervasio Guedes The home team managed somewhat of an upper hand, but the visitors saved themselves one point.

Enga - FC Asskickers 1 : 3 Scorers: Haavard Nielsen (33.) ***John Cena (17.), Shawn Michaels (10.), McCloud (55.) Booked: Fegor Ogude, Haavard Nielsen, Marcus Pedersen ***--- Enga fought hard and got a lot closer to points that way, but not close enough.

Botanica - Ubermenschen 1 : 0 Scorers: Oxalis fontana (56.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Kafka A practically exactly even game, but Botanica scored on one of their chances and Ubermenschen didn't, so it's a home win.

Currents of Space - Magical World 2 : 0 Scorers: Adzel (31., 51.) ***--- Table toppers Currents of Space storm ahead with another home win, keeping their challenges at arm's length.

Rosedale Premiership Match day 14 ======

Magical World - Erkrath Gladiators 1 : 2 Scorers: Namo (28.) ***Raffael (2., 31.) Booked: --- ***Axel A close match, but Erkrath managed to edge out the one extra goal they needed to win it.

Ubermenschen - Currents of Space 2 : 1 Scorers: Mann (16., 83.) ***Jermaine Beckford (37.) Booked: --- ***Adzel, Speaker-to-animals The definite top match of the round, and it was even and exciting like one would expect. Mann gave the home team the lead early, but Jermaine Beckford put in an equaliser before the break. It was the visitors who had a small advantage, but it was Ubermenschen who got the points when Mann scored again just before full time.

FC Asskickers - Botanica 2 : 1 Scorers: Shawn Michaels (59.), Sting (81.) ***Oxalis fontana (33.) FC Asskickers have been very strong at home this season, and so also here, though Botanica could've escaped with one point.

St. Helens - Enga 1 : 0 Penalties: 1 (1 missed) ***- (1 missed) Sent off: --- ***Mohamed Fellah (4.) Booked: Gervasio Guedes ***Andreas Nordvik, Mohamed Sayyed Tantawi, Nicolai Naess Wow. Although the home team had a clear domination in play, neither side managed to score from normal play and it was only through converting a penalty that St. Helens managed to win.

Feyenoord - Fjortoft's Friends 1 : 1 Scorers: Bertus Bul (3.) ***Holz (1.) Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Sent off: --- ***Fantastic Fanis (87.) Right from kickoff, the teams scored one goal each, and neither managed to score any more, not even Feyenoord on their penalty. So one point for both clubs.

Formula 1 Legends - Serial Killers 3 : 3 Scorers: Michael Schuhmacher (19.), Lewis Hamilton (14.), Damon Hill (79.) *** Gong Runbo (33., 56.), Ivan Milat (13.) Booked: Gerhard Berger, Michael Schuhmacher ***--- Formula 1 Legends had clear control of this game, and their visitors were quite lucky to score three goals and snatch a point.

The Championship Match day 13 ======

Kremlin - Desassossego Blues 3 : 4 Scorers: Vaccination (7., 56.), Leonid Bungaloff (79.) ***Thomas Crosse (44., 84.), Vicente Guedes (3., 12.) Sent off: --- ***Pero Botelho (44.) Kremlin were unbeaten at home up until this game, and were clearly stronger here too. However, luck sided with the Blues this time, and they take a big step towards the Premiership with this result.

Stars - ENPS 2 : 1 Scorers: Mira (6.), Castor (88.) ***Kees Bakker (71.) Stars were stronger here, but it seemed like ENPS would get a point with their late equaliser. However, right before the end, Castor made sure Stars got both their rightful points, which currently brings them up on par with third place in this very even series.

Slartibartfast FC - WrapUp 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***All for you (74.) Booked: Mrs Kapelsen ***--- A rather even game, but WrapUp managed somewhat of a play advantage that they successfully turned into a win. Shooting training for Slartibartfast FC who missed more than ten chances!

Night Owls - Chicken Run 3 : 1 Scorers: Barfly (14., 38., 60.) ***Doro Pesch (77.) Booked: --- ***Lena Wow. Chicken Run hit the bad luck again, losing by two in a match where they were actually the stronger team.

Fantasy Finale - Call of Cthulhu 5 : 3 Scorers: Jagersmann (10., 83.), Dox (46.), Adolin (68.), Frodo (31.) ***The Very Old Folk (25.), The Silver Key (56.), The Loved Dead (46.) Sent off: --- ***The Very Old Folk (89.) Booked: --- ***The Loved Dead, The Rats in the Walls, The Silver Key Fantasy Finale keeps their undefeated home record despite receiving three goals here, as they somehow managed to score five! They were the stronger team too, but Call of Cthulhu put up a good fight.

Love Songs - Dummys 1 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Fred (25.) Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: Love Hurts ***Adze Dummys had a solid upper hand in this game, but Love Songs saved one point on a penalty.

The Championship Match day 14 ======

Dummys - Kremlin 5 : 5 Scorers: Jaap (12., 13.), Siem (34.), Kip (27.), Koos (43.) ***Leonid Bungaloff (32., 90.), Plato (51., 76.), Ludmilla Patina (20.) Booked: --- ***Vaccination Again Dummys were the better team, and again they had to settle for a draw. At least they keep their undefeated-at-home record!

Call of Cthulhu - Love Songs 0 : 0 Booked: --- ***I just died in your arms, Love Hurts, Only the good die young A slight upper hand to the home side in this table neighbour matchup, but since neither managed to score, a goalless draw it is.

Chicken Run - Fantasy Finale 1 : 0 Scorers: Doro Pesch (34.) ***--- Booked: Daenerys ***--- Chicken Run recovers from the bad luck by pulling off a great win against the table toppers.

WrapUp - Night Owls 2 : 0 Penalties: 2 (1 missed) ***- Booked: I need your help, Keep pushing ***Nighthawk, Northern Grey Owl, Northern Hawk Owl Neither team managed to score from normal play in this Springer derby, but WrapUp got three(!) penalties and scored on two of them.

ENPS - Slartibartfast FC 1 : 1 Scorers: Marco Wielemakers (31.) ***Garkbit (8.) Booked: --- ***Deep Thought Slartibartfast FC got off to the best start, but ENPS managed to equalise after just over half an hour. And it has to be said, if the away win had materialised, that would've been a robbery.

Desassossego Blues - Stars 1 : 1 Scorers: Thomas Crosse (12.) ***Adnan Haidar (47.) It's the first home draw for the Blues this season, and after what happened at Enga, it's good to see that Adnan Haidar finally is a true star!

Division 1 Match day 13 ======

Dead Dino Storage - Tamriel Athletic 2 : 1 Scorers: John Lees (15., 67.) ***Dura gra-Agum (4.) One of the key games for Dead Dino Storage, as they are in the relegation zone and Tamriel Athletic are one of the teams within range on safe ground. The home team did manage to get the two points they needed, though their visitors deserved at least one point from play and chances.

Valiant City - Queen 4 : 3 Scorers: Spandy Sprinter (47., 74.), Ruben Runner (44.) ***Wwry (32., 75., 86.) Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: --- ***Jealouzy, Nevermore, Save Me, Wwry Wow, Queen really wanted these points, and managed to avoid red cards so they got a play advantage, but Valiant City secured the win anyway, by way of a penalty.

Stadium Dreams - Twin Peaks Owls 0 : 0 A slight advantage for the home team, but I think they're happy enough with a draw against second placed Twin Peaks Owls. the Professors of Jazz - Madmartigan City 2 : 5 Scorers: Chet Baker (8., 50.) ***Friends (37., 42., 43., 68.), Bebe (50.) Booked: John Coltrane ***--- A rather even game, but with Madmartigan City a lot more efficient, so they somehow managed to win by three and thus climb all the way to the top of the table. Dirigentia con Brio might reclaim the table top, though, if they don't lose their game.

ForEverton - Lake Tanganyika 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Bifranatus (4.), Goudvis (68.) Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Booked: Jelly ***--- Lake Tanganyika played a strong game and converted their advantage to a two goal win.

Dirigentia con Brio - Ergodic Theorems 2 : 0 Scorers: V Aszkenazy (73.), Davis (23.) ***--- Dirigentia con Brio reclaim the table top with a fine win, allowing only a single shot against them.

Division 1 Match day 14 ======

Ergodic Theorems - Dead Dino Storage 1 : 0 Scorers: Zygmund (58.) ***--- Penalties: - (3 missed) ***- Sent off: --- ***Ian Anderson (72.) Booked: --- ***Brown, Robert Fripp A slow game where the little play there was, belonged to the home team. The referee tried hard to help them with three penalties and a red card, but in the end, they took care of it themselves with Zygmund's goal from normal play.

Lake Tanganyika - Dirigentia con Brio 0 : 0 Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Sent off: --- ***Von Karajan (37.) Booked: M Auratus, Neolamprologus ***--- Despite a first half red card for the visitors, Lake Tanganyika couldn't win this prestiguous van der Laar derby. Madmartigan City - ForEverton 6 : 3 Scorers: Papa (76.), EiEi (24.), Bebe (89.), Friends (64.), Caca (21.) ***Jack Rodwell (66., 87.), Leighton Baines (62.) Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: Rara ***Kieran Agard, Leighton Baines, Moses Barnett, Tony Hibbert A solid win for the home side, although both clubs were lucky to score this many goals.

Twin Peaks Owls - the Professors of Jazz 1 : 1 Scorers: Josie Packard (79.) ***Johnny Hodges (51.) A solid upper hand for the Bookhouse Boys, but they only managed a draw after wasting more than a dozen chances.

Queen - Stadium Dreams 3 : 1 Scorers: Nevermore (5.), Save Me (81.), Wwry (5.) ***Ashton Gate (8.) Booked: Liar, Wwry ***--- A solid win for Queen that keeps them in touch with the other top half clubs.

Tamriel Athletic - Valiant City 2 : 0 Scorers: Nash gro-Shug (13.), Dura gra-Agum (28.) ***--- Tamriel Athletic pull a bit further clear of the relegation zone after a solid defeat of their table neighbours.

Division 2 Match day 13 ======

Springfield United - New Generation 0 : 5 Scorers: --- ***Voguish (2., 47., 80.), Fuddy Duddy (18.), Cuff (28.) Sent off: Hisham Geneina (43.) ***--- Booked: Martin Prince ***Voguish New Generation are right in the middle of the five team race for four promotion spots, and solidly improved their chance of claiming one with this big away win.

Make or Break - Castaway 6 : 0 Scorers: Milchbrot (26., 35., 58.), Molkebrot (34., 70.), Maisbrot (75.) ***--- Whereas the home team wasn't nearly six goals stronger than their visitors, the win was deserved and never threatened.

Extreme - The Scientists 6 : 3 Scorers: Breukink (3., 14., 48., 69.), Weenink (22.) ***DeLamarck (64.), Watson (8.), Dalton (57.) Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: Vanenburg ***Sanger A promotion race derby where the home team was stronger and also won.

Parsifal - Sheffield Thursday 6 : 0 Scorers: Sleire (40., 88.), Volotek (58.), P Neves (65.), R. Kunz (57.), Jacob Rensen (77.) ***--- No trouble for the table toppers, although they were very efficient to score six.

Jirs Nightmare County - Car Park Rangers 3 : 0 Scorers: Duloron (87.), Abdul Meguid Mahmoud (6.), Cyloron (66.) ***--- Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Booked: Duloron ***Mr. X Complete control of this game for Jirs Nightmare County, giving them a win that makes them a little closer to the promotion race than the relegation race.

Sjokoladen BK - Thinkers FC 5 : 1 Scorers: Goodbar (9., 22.), Toblerone (57., 87.), Japp (11.) ***Banach-Tarski (47.) Booked: --- ***Confucius Banach-Tarski scored a goal, but even if it had counted as two, it wouldn't have saved the Thinkers a draw.

Division 2 Match day 14 ======

Thinkers FC - Springfield United 3 : 3 Scorers: Banach-Tarski (9., 17.) ***Apu (14., 84.), Reverend Lovejoy (2.) Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: --- ***Marge A practically exactly even game with a fair point for each team.

Car Park Rangers - Sjokoladen BK 0 : 0 The visitors had a slight upper hand in play, but all in all, the draw was fair enough.

Sheffield Thursday - Jirs Nightmare County 1 : 3 Scorers: --- ***Aqloron (37.), Diloron (65.), Cyloron (28.) Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: Gary Madine ***--- Sheffield Thursday were a lot closer to points here than the scoreline indicates, but missed all their chances and received goals on all three shots against.

The Scientists - Parsifal 3 : 1 Scorers: Sanger (38.), DeLamarck (67.), Dalton (56.) ***P Neves (43.) Booked: Dalton ***--- A very strong performance from The Scientists, defeating the table toppers by two goals and making it seven home wins in seven home matches this season!

Castaway - Extreme 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Huistra (21., 73.) Booked: --- ***E. Koeman, Huistra Extreme storm ahead towards promotion and perhaps the Championship with another convincing win.

New Generation - Make or Break 0 : 3 Scorers: --- ***Molkebrot (20., 53.), Dreikornbrot (62.) Penalties: - ***- (2 missed) Booked: Cuff, Frumpish, Shirt Tail, Trendy ***Dreikornbrot Make or Break keep up their amazing away record, the best in the entire league system, by beating New Generation in this Fritz derby.

Division 3 Match day 13 ======

Yamagata Old Boys - Cosmopolitan 0 : 4 Scorers: --- ***Tragedy (6.), Moppie (64.), Wax (14.) Penalties: - ***1 A tough game for Yamagata against promotion-chasing Cosmopolitan.

Arendals Hotspur - Frillby United 1 : 0 Scorers: Ludvig Modric (64.) ***--- Ludvig Modric stayed at home when his evil twin went to the Euro Championship, and gave his team a much needed win against Frillby United.

Gamblers United - Jirs Park Rangers 3 : 1 Scorers: Connie Confronter (41.), Rudy Runquick (75.) ***--- Penalties: 1 ***1 (1 missed) Booked: Contessa Concrete, Florence Floater, Polly Powerer ***Ydloron Gamblers United show their higher table position than their Jiretorn rivals is no fluke. A strong home win.

Frock Frogs - Lunar Sea 3 : 1 Scorers: Rumpetroll (49.), Hoppa (10.), Froskelaar (65.) ***Elara (41.) The two best freshmen teams faced off here, and the home team pulled off a clear win.

Insomniacz S-Pulse - Oaks 0 : 7 Scorers: --- ***Sariska (9.), Imagine (23.), Ramruma (67.), Bireme (79.), Eswarah (5.), Kazzia (88.), Unite (73.) Table toppers Oaks win again without much trouble.

Saturday Morning FC - Suginami Bad Boys 2 : 0 Scorers: Winnie the Pooh (1., 46.) ***--- Booked: Foghorn Leghorn ***--- Saturday Morning's form is steadily improving, and here they fought their way to a deserved win against Suginami Bad Boys.

Division 3 Match day 14 ======

Suginami Bad Boys - Yamagata Old Boys 3 : 0 Scorers: Taro Naito (11.), Ryo Funaki (14.), Masashi Kitahata (59.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Bob Slay, Ed Butt, Paul Harder Suginami climb past their opponents on the table with this fine win.

Oaks - Saturday Morning FC 8 : 0 Scorers: Sariska (3., 27., 48., 67., 80.), Kazzia (27., 89.), Bireme (7.) *** --- Booked: --- ***Winnie the Pooh 27 points in 14 matches for Oaks! I'll be surprised if they don't end up with most points in the entire league system this season.

Lunar Sea - Insomniacz S-Pulse 4 : 0 Scorers: Larissa (84.), Bianca (11.), Portia (23.), Dione (53.) ***--- Homestrong Lunar Sea were best here, but to score four they had great efficiency. Perhaps a function of Phillipe Mexes not wanting a repeat of the real life yellow card?

Jirs Park Rangers - Frock Frogs 0 : 0 An even game with a deserved point for each team.

Frillby United - Gamblers United 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Dahlia Darer (33.) A slow game, but with Gamblers having just enough of a play advantage to edge out a one goal win.

Cosmopolitan - Arendals Hotspur 7 : 0 Scorers: Wax (16., 38., 73.), Moppie (34., 62., 77.), Waffle (88.) ***--- A big and deserved win for Cosmopolitan - that's seven home wins in a row!

5. League tables

Rosedale Premiership ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Curr. of Space 5 2 0 4 1 2 + 23 32: 9 21: 7 44 3 452 Stephan Rink 2) FC Asskickers 6 1 0 2 4 1 + 16 24: 8 21: 7 32 4 161 Daniel Ingesson 3) Ubermenschen 5 1 1 3 1 3 + 14 31: 17 18:10 36 3.5 1085 Oyvind H. Henriksen 4) Feyenoord 4 2 1 2 3 2 + 7 22: 15 17:11 42 3.5 820 Michael Hellige 5) Fjortoft's Fr. 4 2 1 2 2 3 - 15 24: 39 16:12 78 3 -452 Holger Heiser 6) St. Helens 3 2 2 2 3 2 + 9 26: 17 15:13 92 4.5 -346 Michael Frenzel 7) Botanica 4 2 1 2 1 4 + 5 27: 22 15:13 16 4.5 1356 Henry Springer 8) Erkrath Glad. 2 1 4 4 0 3 + 4 37: 33 13:15 44 4 -444 Robert Koehnen 9) Serial Killers 3 1 3 1 3 3 - 11 26: 37 12:16 8 2.5 808 Dan Sellers 10) Magical World 2 2 3 2 0 5 - 18 16: 34 10:18 4 2 101 Karin Heinkele 11) Formula 1 Leg. 1 3 3 0 2 5 - 16 14: 30 7:21 84 3.5 -166 Michael Frenzel 12) Enga 1 1 5 0 0 7 - 18 14: 32 3:25 130 2.5 3220 Trond K. Botnen

The Championship ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Fantasy Finale 5 2 0 3 1 3 + 12 34: 22 19: 9 16 3.5 1630 Michael Hellige 2) Desassossego B. 5 1 1 2 3 2 + 15 38: 23 18:10 58 4 1592 Oyvind H. Henriksen 3) Chicken Run 6 0 1 1 2 4 + 5 19: 14 16:12 52 3 368 Stephan Rink 4) WrapUp 3 2 2 3 2 2 - 3 16: 19 16:12 52 4.5 2347 Henry Springer 5) Dummys 4 3 0 1 3 3 - 4 30: 34 16:12 24 3.5 -816 Taco Kraijenbrink 6) Kremlin 2 4 1 2 3 2 + 5 26: 21 15:13 16 3 1120 Knut Brennhaug 7) Stars 4 1 2 1 4 2 - 1 19: 20 15:13 20 4 -123 Knut Brennhaug 8) Night Owls 4 2 1 0 4 3 0 19: 19 14:14 16 3 650 Henry Springer 9) ENPS 3 3 1 2 1 4 - 3 19: 22 14:14 18 2.5 1979 Ronald Post 10) Love Songs 2 3 2 1 2 4 0 13: 13 11:17 86 3.5 1146 Michael Frenzel 11) Call of Cthulhu 2 4 1 0 0 7 - 12 24: 36 8:20 130 2.5 1235 Trond K. Botnen 12) Slartibartf. FC 1 2 4 0 2 5 - 14 14: 28 6:22 42 2.5 683 Deepak Mohoni

Division 1 ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Madmartigan C. 6 1 0 3 2 2 + 16 28: 12 21: 7 30 4.5 -659 Taco Kraijenbrink 2) Diri. con Brio 6 1 0 3 2 2 + 16 21: 5 21: 7 14 4 1156 Iris van der Laar 3) Twin Peaks Owls 5 2 0 3 2 2 + 10 17: 7 20: 8 4 3.5 -846 Knut Brennhaug 4) L. Tanganyika 5 1 1 4 0 3 + 9 18: 9 19: 9 12 3.5 820 Iris van der Laar 5) Ergodic Theor. 6 1 0 1 2 4 + 1 14: 13 17:11 0 3.5 859 Sigurd Segtnan 6) Queen 4 2 1 1 3 3 + 7 21: 14 15:13 98 3.5 168 Ronald Post 7) Tamriel Athl. 4 2 1 0 2 5 - 3 12: 15 12:16 16 4.5 588 Henry Springer 8) Valiant City 5 0 2 1 0 6 - 5 28: 33 12:16 20 3 -960 Ulf Jiretorn 9) ForEverton 2 2 3 2 0 5 - 12 13: 25 10:18 114 2 594 Trond K. Botnen 10) Dead Dino Stor. 2 1 4 0 3 4 - 11 12: 23 8:20 82 3.5 -221 Trond K. Botnen 11) Stadium Dreams 2 3 2 0 1 6 - 11 9: 20 8:20 28 2.5 385 Klaus Fritz 12) Prof. of Jazz 1 2 4 0 1 6 - 17 15: 32 5:23 28 2.5 494 Deepak Mohoni

Division 2 ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Extreme 6 1 0 4 1 2 + 41 54: 13 22: 6 16 4 46 Taco Kraijenbrink 2) Make or Break 4 1 2 6 1 0 + 26 41: 15 22: 6 44 4 59 Klaus Fritz 3) Parsifal 4 3 0 4 2 1 + 21 31: 10 21: 7 0 3.5 -60 Iris van der Laar 4) New Generation 4 1 2 5 1 1 + 22 43: 21 20: 8 64 3 690 Klaus Fritz 5) The Scientists 7 0 0 1 3 3 + 32 58: 26 19: 9 28 3 335 Camilla Skjerpen 6) Jirs N. County 4 1 2 3 1 3 - 5 23: 28 16:12 24 4.5 -518 Ulf Jiretorn 7) Sjokoladen BK 2 2 3 3 2 2 + 2 15: 13 14:14 0 4 -195 Ray Setzer 8) Springfield U. 2 1 4 2 1 4 - 10 22: 32 10:18 98 3 -980 Holger Heiser 9) Castaway 2 1 4 1 1 5 - 24 9: 33 8:20 0 2.5 200 Mike Parnaby 10) Carpark Rangers 1 2 4 1 1 5 - 20 9: 29 7:21 92 2.5 259 Michael Frenzel 11) Thinkers FC 1 1 5 0 2 5 - 42 15: 57 5:23 24 3 -474 Deepak Mohoni 12) Sheffield Thu. 0 2 5 1 0 6 - 43 14: 57 4:24 38 2 -974 Steve Janecek

Division 3 ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Oaks 7 0 0 6 1 0 + 73 77: 4 27: 1 0 4.5 441 Andrew MacAlister 2) Cosmopolitan 7 0 0 4 0 3 + 26 54: 28 22: 6 0 4.5 1640 Mike Parnaby 3) Frock Frogs 4 1 2 4 3 0 + 31 39: 8 20: 8 12 4 6 HenrietteScarborough 4) Gamblers Utd 6 0 1 3 2 2 + 25 33: 8 20: 8 44 4 -749 Ulf Jiretorn 5) Lunar Sea 5 2 0 2 2 3 + 10 26: 16 18:10 0 3 1385 Mike Brian 6) Jirs Park R. 3 2 2 3 0 4 + 2 24: 22 14:14 30 2.5 -414 Ulf Jiretorn 7) Suginami Bad B. 3 3 1 1 1 5 - 10 12: 22 12:16 0 3 2980 Taro Kamei 8) Yamagata Old B. 2 2 3 3 0 4 - 34 17: 51 12:16 76 2.5 1151 Richard Jordan 9) Saturday Morn. 2 1 4 0 3 4 - 21 24: 45 8:20 52 3.5 2085 Ian Moes 10) Insomniacz S-P 3 0 4 0 0 7 - 46 12: 58 6:22 0 2 2820 Housin Setia Winata 11) Arendals Hotsp. 1 1 5 0 2 5 - 30 4: 34 5:23 0 3.5 2800 Kim Haugen 12) Frillby United 1 2 4 0 0 7 - 26 10: 36 4:24 12 2 3256 Jed Stone

Premiership: Teams 10 to 12 relegate to the Championship. Championship: Teams 1 to 3 promote to the Premiership. Teams 9 to 11 relegate to Division 1. Team 12 relegates to Division 2. Division 1: Teams 1 to 3 promote to the Championship. Teams 9 to 11 relegate to Division 2. Team 12 relegates to Division 3. Division 2: Team 1 promotes to the Championship. Teams 2 to 4 promote to Division 1. Teams 10 to 12 relegate to Division 3. Division 3: Team 1 promotes to Division 1. Teams 2 to 4 promote to Division 2.

6. Scorer's lists

Rosedale Premiership ------15 Coco (Erkrath Gladiators) 13 Ivan Milat (Serial Killers) 11 Daniel (Erkrath Gladiators) 10 Adzel (Currents of Space) 9 Borchert (Ubermenschen) 9 justforfun (St. Helens) 8 Adriaan Koonings (Feyenoord) 7 Haavard Nielsen (Enga) 7 Shawn Michaels (FC Asskickers) 6 Bertus Bul (Feyenoord)

The Championship ------14 Alvaro de Campos (Desassossego Blues) 10 Jagersmann (Fantasy Finale) 9 Thomas Crosse (Desassossego Blues) 9 Barfly (Night Owls) 7 Pollux (Stars) 7 Koos (Dummys) 6 Vicente Guedes (Desassossego Blues) 6 Siem (Dummys) 6 The Silver Key (Call of Cthulhu) 6 Ludmilla Patina (Kremlin)

Division 1 ------9 Reidemeister (Ergodic Theorems) 9 John Lees (Dead Dino Storage) 8 Blenda Blaster (Valiant City) 8 V Aszkenazy (Dirigentia con Brio) 8 Goudvis (Lake Tanganyika) 8 Bebe (Madmartigan City) 7 Wwry (Queen) 7 Spandy Sprinter (Valiant City) 6 Stokowski (Dirigentia con Brio) 6 Friends (Madmartigan City)

Division 2 ------23 Breukink (Extreme) 18 Voguish (New Generation) 15 Dalton (The Scientists) 11 Molkebrot (Make or Break) 11 Blobel (The Scientists) 11 Watson (The Scientists) 10 Sporty (New Generation) 10 Zulle (Extreme) 9 Sleire (Parsifal) 8 Maisbrot (Make or Break)

Division 3 ------20 Hoppa (Frock Frogs) 20 Eswarah (Oaks) 17 Kazzia (Oaks) 16 Moppie (Cosmopolitan) 13 Waffle (Cosmopolitan) 13 Sariska (Oaks) 13 Portia (Lunar Sea) 12 Rudy Runquick (Gamblers United) 10 Rumpetroll (Frock Frogs) 9 Bireme (Oaks)

7. Suspensions

Formula 1 Legends: Gerhard Berger (3), Michael Schuhmacher (1) Fjortoft's Friends: Fantastic Fanis (1) Enga: Mohamed Fellah (1) St. Helens: Gervasio Guedes (1) Erkrath Gladiators: Axel (1) Desassossego Blues: Pero Botelho (1) Slartibartfast FC: Mrs Kapelsen (1) Call of Cthulhu: The Very Old Folk (1), He (1), The Rats in the Walls (1) Queen: Wwry (1), It's Late (1) Dirigentia con Brio: Von Karajan (1) Dead Dino Storage: Ian Anderson (1), Robert Fripp (2) Make or Break: Dreikornbrot (1) Thinkers FC: Confucius (1) Springfield United: Hisham Geneina (1), Marge (1), Martin Prince (1) Gamblers United: Polly Powerer (1) Saturday Morning FC: Foghorn Leghorn (1) Yamagata Old Boys: Ed Butt (1), Bob Slay (1)

8.GM's Auction

1) Niki Lauda S sb 9 (Value: 7712) for 3214 to Formula 1 Legends 2) Islay F I 8 , >11 (Value: 1241) for 1627 to Castaway 3) A. Attema F ap 2 (Value: 356) for 422 to Parsifal 4) Lisa M ap 9 (Value: 3227) for 2473 to Springfield United

This was the last GM's Auction fo this season. The next will appear in issue 1 of season 23.

9.Transferlist

1) Poodoo M III 6 for 239 to Ergodic Theorems 2) Oolon Colluphid F III 6 for 240 to the non-league

New offer ------1) From Thinkers FC: Natasha Nogoodnik DMF III 4, coachable up to 7, 4 DP (NL value 188)

10. Sales to the non-league

FC Asskickers: Clegg (164 kKj) Formula 1 Legends: Bruno Senna (384 kKj), Felipe Massa (160 kKj), Rubens Barichello (160 kKj) Magical World: Glorfindel (100 kKj) Serial Killers: H. H. Holmes (264 kKj) ENPS: Annette Obrestad (400 kKj) Dirigentia con Brio: L Bernstein (160 kKj) Ergodic Theorems: Radon (300 kKj) Lake Tanganyika: Ronald Potvis (200 kKj) Queen: Foreign Sand (172 kKj)

11. Private trade

None.

12. League matches next issue

Rosedale Premiership ======match day 15 match day 16 Erkrath Glad. - Serial Killers : Ubermenschen - Erkrath Glad. : Fjortoft's Fr. - Formula 1 Leg. : FC Asskickers - Magical World : Enga - Feyenoord : St. Helens - Curr. of Space : Botanica - St. Helens : Feyenoord - Botanica : Curr. of Space - FC Asskickers : Formula 1 Leg. - Enga : Magical World - Ubermenschen : Serial Killers - Fjortoft's Fr. :

The Championship ======match day 15 match day 16 Kremlin - Stars : Call of Cthulhu - Kremlin : Slartibartf. FC - Desassossego B. : Chicken Run - Dummys : Night Owls - ENPS : WrapUp - Love Songs : Fantasy Finale - WrapUp : ENPS - Fantasy Finale : Love Songs - Chicken Run : Desassossego B. - Night Owls : Dummys - Call of Cthulhu : Stars - Slartibartf. FC :

Division 1 ======match day 15 match day 16 Dead Dino Stor. - Valiant City : L. Tanganyika - Dead Dino Stor. : Stadium Dreams - Tamriel Athl. : Madmartigan C. - Ergodic Theor. : Prof. of Jazz - Queen : Twin Peaks Owls - Diri. con Brio : ForEverton - Twin Peaks Owls : Queen - ForEverton : Diri. con Brio - Madmartigan C. : Tamriel Athl. - Prof. of Jazz : Ergodic Theor. - L. Tanganyika : Valiant City - Stadium Dreams :

Division 2 ======match day 15 match day 16 Springfield U. - Make or Break : Carpark Rangers - Springfield U. : Extreme - New Generation : Sheffield Thu. - Thinkers FC : Parsifal - Castaway : The Scientists - Sjokoladen BK : Jirs N. County - The Scientists : Castaway - Jirs N. County : Sjokoladen BK - Sheffield Thu. : New Generation - Parsifal : Thinkers FC - Carpark Rangers : Make or Break - Extreme :

Division 3 ======match day 15 match day 16 Yamagata Old B. - Arendals Hotsp. : Oaks - Yamagata Old B. : Gamblers Utd - Cosmopolitan : Lunar Sea - Suginami Bad B. : Frock Frogs - Frillby United : Jirs Park R. - Saturday Morn. : Insomniacz S-P - Jirs Park R. : Frillby United - Insomniacz S-P : Saturday Morn. - Lunar Sea : Cosmopolitan - Frock Frogs : Suginami Bad B. - Oaks : Arendals Hotsp. - Gamblers Utd :

13. Rosedale Knockout quarter finals results

Tamriel Athletic - Erkrath Gladiators 1 : 0 ot. (0 : 0) Scorers: Nash gro-Shug (100.) ***--- A close match, but with Division 1 side Tamriel Athletic slightly better - and in the extra time, it was enough to see them claim the semi final ticket!

Botanica - Dirigentia con Brio 5 : 3 a.p. (0 : 0 ot., 0 : 0) A second matchup between Premiership and Division 1 - another one coming up - and here too, the Division 1 team were actually slightly stronger. However, here Botanica managed to go through after winning the penalty shootout.

Queen - Formula 1 Legends 0 : 3 Penalties: - ***3 Booked: It's Late, Jealouzy, Save Me ***Gerhard Berger, Michael Schuhmacher A very even match, but with Queen fighting a lot harder to get there, and Formula 1 Legends somehow getting three penalties, and converting all. I must say, Division 1 certainly did well in these three matches against Premiership sides!

Ubermenschen - St. Helens 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Thisseasonisveryhard (35.) Booked: Weber ***notagainstformula1 Beforehand, I'd have thought these two teams were unlucky to draw each other, both being Premiership sides, but judging by the three previous matches, there wasn't much in that. This one was close as well, but the slightly better team managed to get one goal up, so we'll see St. Helens again in the semi finals.

Teams not currently part of the league system are now conference league teams with 60 VP. All cup games are played on neutral field, thus neither team will have a home advantage.

14. GM's ramble

(for the main information, refer to the Introduction)

The coveted luck statistics:

Premiership: Serial Killers and FC Asskickers are practically tied for luckiest, while Enga's luck just keeps getting worse. Championship: Night Owls and Desassossego Blues are now the lucky duo, while Call of Cthulhu are unluckiest. Division 1: Valiant City are now luckiest here, while Stadium Dreams are still unluckiest. Division 2: New Generation stay luckiest, while Sheffield Thursday stay unluckiest. Division 3: Lunar Sea keeps the luck mantle, while Frock Frogs are still unluckiest.

15. Address list

Trond K. Botnen [email protected] Knut Eivind Brennhaug [email protected] Mike Brian [email protected] Michael Frenzel [email protected] Klaus Fritz [email protected] Kim Haugen [email protected] Karin Heinkele [email protected] Holger Heiser [email protected] Michael Hellige [email protected] Øyvind H. Henriksen [email protected] Daniel Ingesson [email protected] Steve Janecek [email protected] Ulf Jiretorn [email protected] Richard Jordan [email protected] Taro Kamei [email protected] Robert Köhnen [email protected] Taco Kraijenbrink [email protected] Iris van der Laar [email protected] Andrew MacAlister [email protected] Ian Moes [email protected] Deepak Mohoni [email protected] Mike Parnaby [email protected] Ronald Post [email protected] Stephan Rink [email protected] Henriette Scarborough [email protected] Sigurd Segtnan [email protected] Dan Sellers [email protected] Ray Setzer [email protected] Camilla Skjerpen [email protected] Henry Springer [email protected] Jed Stone [email protected] Housin Setia Winata [email protected]