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Possible side effects include headache, dizziness, PIN-UP CALENDAR PG. 36 mild nausea, diahrrea, vomiting, rash, itching, hives, swelling of the lips and face, TALES FROM THE DJ BOTH PG. 58 hair growth, hand tremors, gum swelling, higher blood pressure, increase in cho- lesterol level, altered kidney function, swollen gums, acne, weight gain, blood in the KENNY MACK: WEST COAST BAD BOY PG. 62 urine, fl uid retention, drowsiness, irritability, behavior changes, oily anal discharges, premature ejaculation, complete penile dysfunction, lupus, sleep apnea, lyme THE BOTTOM LINE PG. 64 disease and certain strains of knee-jerk, violent, right-wing republican behavior. exotic magazine | xmag.com 1 I was going to write about this some time ago, but I There are so many different schools of thought on this subject. thought maybe it was a one-time phenomenon and didn’t For many women, they feel as though their male partner can only want to give it too much attention. Last night, however, satisfy one part of them, even if it’s a major part. The part that desires men can be fulfilled 10,000 percent but the part that desires women when I heard it again, I realized it was common enough to simply can’t be touched upon. Some men feel threatened that they be a problem. aren’t enough for their bi partners, no matter how many times they I’m talking to two of my friends, a man and a woman. The man are reassured that it’s just not the same. asks the woman (in a non-creepy, purely curious way) if she is bi. Sometimes, men like to suggest that to be fair they should be able Her response? “No, I used to be.” We both look at her suspiciously, to sleep with other women too because they can’t help it if they’re imagining some horrific tale of love lost or the one bi-girl who was not attracted to other men, and that would be the only way to be 100 so abusive it turned her off for all time. I think we would have even percent fair across the board. The problem with this is that you’re given her credit for saying she went through an experimental phase bringing it to the table that your partner isn’t satisfying you in the and decided it wasn’t for her. But when we pressed her for an answer ways she is capable of—otherwise she’d be enough. she said, “Well, I have a boyfriend and I don’t sleep with women, so Another argument, which is the most valid one I’ve heard yet, is I’m not bi.” that the capacity for emotional attachment is still there, whether it’s Something about this answer just doesn’t sit well with me. There with a man or a woman. Of course, many women feel that while they are a couple of problems with this statement. First of all, if this can connect with a woman sexually and even emotionally, they see couple breaks up and themselves spending she resumes sleeping their life with a man. with women, she “I could never live will be bi again, and with a woman nor it just doesn’t seem marry a woman nor like something you even fall in love with can bounce back and a woman.” forth on. You either If this is the case, find women attractive then it may be that or you don’t. the woman is only Granted, there are looking for physical exceptions to every interaction from rule. I go through other women and the occasional (very maybe a threesome rare) times where if would be the best I have enough bad way to go. Then experiences with both people could women I vow to stop benefit from the dating them. It’s just physical, without like when a woman feeling threatened. gets her heart broken The woman would by a man and swears get her “girl fix” and she’s going to become the man could be a lesbian or even when a woman confident that things are fair. gets her heart broken too many Let’s see what happens if we times in general and takes a vow turn the tables. Women like to of celibacy. It doesn’t mean she has say “It’s just not the same” and become sexless or frigid. may truly believe that, but what if So to say that you are not bi the situations were reversed? If you were in a because you aren’t currently sleeping with a monogamous relationship with your boyfriend woman is to say you are not a sexual being if you aren’t sleeping with or husband, and he was bi, would you be comfortable with him dating anyone of either gender. While those who haven’t gotten any in a or fucking men? Would you say you should have the same right? If long time may feel that way, it doesn’t mean your desire for people is he were truly bi, would you not be afraid of his capacity to fall in instantly extinguished. love with a man? Selfishness is not living your life as you want; it’s This leads to further questions, and this is where things get a little expecting others to live their lives as you want. In other words ladies, touchy. If you are a bisexual woman, and I’m not talking about getting you can’t have your cake and eat it too. drunk at parties and making out with your friends but bona fide People go around and around on this subject. I doubt there is one down-the-middle (or close to it) attracted to both men and women, is final answer that will work for everyone. It’s the same as with any it fair that you should have to give up one to have the other? If you’re relationship dilemma—there are as many answers as there are couples. in a monogamous relationship with a man, should it be considered But if we’re going to analyze this from a purely logical perspective, I cheating if you sleep with a woman? hate to admit it, but it is the same.
1 4 e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m I was going to write about this some time ago, but I There are so many different schools of thought on this subject. thought maybe it was a one-time phenomenon and didn’t For many women, they feel as though their male partner can only want to give it too much attention. Last night, however, satisfy one part of them, even if it’s a major part. The part that desires men can be fulfilled 10,000 percent but the part that desires women when I heard it again, I realized it was common enough to simply can’t be touched upon. Some men feel threatened that they be a problem. aren’t enough for their bi partners, no matter how many times they I’m talking to two of my friends, a man and a woman. The man are reassured that it’s just not the same. asks the woman (in a non-creepy, purely curious way) if she is bi. Sometimes, men like to suggest that to be fair they should be able Her response? “No, I used to be.” We both look at her suspiciously, to sleep with other women too because they can’t help it if they’re imagining some horrific tale of love lost or the one bi-girl who was not attracted to other men, and that would be the only way to be 100 so abusive it turned her off for all time. I think we would have even percent fair across the board. The problem with this is that you’re given her credit for saying she went through an experimental phase bringing it to the table that your partner isn’t satisfying you in the and decided it wasn’t for her. But when we pressed her for an answer ways she is capable of—otherwise she’d be enough. she said, “Well, I have a boyfriend and I don’t sleep with women, so Another argument, which is the most valid one I’ve heard yet, is I’m not bi.” that the capacity for emotional attachment is still there, whether it’s Something about this answer just doesn’t sit well with me. There with a man or a woman. Of course, many women feel that while they are a couple of problems with this statement. First of all, if this can connect with a woman sexually and even emotionally, they see couple breaks up and themselves spending she resumes sleeping their life with a man. with women, she “I could never live will be bi again, and with a woman nor it just doesn’t seem marry a woman nor like something you even fall in love with can bounce back and a woman.” forth on. You either If this is the case, find women attractive then it may be that or you don’t. the woman is only Granted, there are looking for physical exceptions to every interaction from rule. I go through other women and the occasional (very maybe a threesome rare) times where if would be the best I have enough bad way to go. Then experiences with both people could women I vow to stop benefit from the dating them. It’s just physical, without like when a woman feeling threatened. gets her heart broken The woman would by a man and swears get her “girl fix” and she’s going to become the man could be a lesbian or even when a woman confident that things are fair. gets her heart broken too many Let’s see what happens if we times in general and takes a vow turn the tables. Women like to of celibacy. It doesn’t mean she has say “It’s just not the same” and become sexless or frigid. may truly believe that, but what if So to say that you are not bi the situations were reversed? If you were in a because you aren’t currently sleeping with a monogamous relationship with your boyfriend woman is to say you are not a sexual being if you aren’t sleeping with or husband, and he was bi, would you be comfortable with him dating anyone of either gender. While those who haven’t gotten any in a or fucking men? Would you say you should have the same right? If long time may feel that way, it doesn’t mean your desire for people is he were truly bi, would you not be afraid of his capacity to fall in instantly extinguished. love with a man? Selfishness is not living your life as you want; it’s This leads to further questions, and this is where things get a little expecting others to live their lives as you want. In other words ladies, touchy. If you are a bisexual woman, and I’m not talking about getting you can’t have your cake and eat it too. drunk at parties and making out with your friends but bona fide People go around and around on this subject. I doubt there is one down-the-middle (or close to it) attracted to both men and women, is final answer that will work for everyone. It’s the same as with any it fair that you should have to give up one to have the other? If you’re relationship dilemma—there are as many answers as there are couples. in a monogamous relationship with a man, should it be considered But if we’re going to analyze this from a purely logical perspective, I cheating if you sleep with a woman? hate to admit it, but it is the same.
e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m 1 5 1 6 e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m 1 7 I did it. After ten miserable Add-A-Wall fixtures from Ikea The irony is that Jessica never not allow others to experience years of sorting through endless enclosed by a trash can and a started kicking until she began to the same sense of loss that I had piles of coffee-stained notepads poster of a mountain), it became lose her life. been forced to feel. I could not and unintelligible incident clear that I was the bitch of It had been an especially cold allow it. reports marred with the blood of the department. An educated morning in early September and I had pulled up to the bus Sharpie pens, I finally did it. secretary with testicles and a I had been working all night on stop, rolled down my window, Between the time that the deteriorating spine. I wasn’t “Mendez vs. Tri-Met,” a riveting relayed some bullshit story about department pressed my left going to be given the promotion case involving bus ticket fraud. I how buses were running behind thumb against a moist black pad (excuse me, position) that I had would have seen more excitement and offered the smiling young to cement my identity as a police been promised (excuse me again, at the Elk’s Lodge bingo night, girl a ride to her destination. officer and the date on which I applied for). but it had kept my interest When she was done buckling was finally given the authority to It was completely by accident just enough for my thoughts her seatbelt, I drove for about perform such an act on others, a that I was given the Ridgefield to wander in a very dangerous three minutes before taking a left third of my life had elapsed. case, and by the time it landed direction. Thinking about mass into the parking lot of an out-of- I took this job in hopes of on a stack of unsolvable car thefts transit and then bus stops, it business grocery store. I stopped stuffing bad guys full of nine- and corner-store robberies, I was occurred to me that the school my car, and before Jessica could millimeter slugs, but was instead already numb from nearly nine year had just begun, and once finish turning her head to ask me armed with a cubicle and a years of repetition. again small groups of backpack- what I was doing, my gun was computer. A handful of my “Parker got fired for breaking clad youth would be standing in drawn. Placing a rag intended superiors had promised me upon some kid’s ribs in custody, so front of the bus stops, sneering at for oil changes against the back hire that I would be spending you can deal with this shit for my squad car as I passed them on of her head with one hand, I no more than six weeks in now,” Stevens mumbled while the way home in the early hours quickly placed the barrel in her administrative hell before being walking by my desk before of the morning. mouth with the other. I unloaded given a firearm and freedom. dropping a torn sheet of yellow I refilled a lukewarm cup most of the clip into the flesh That was nine years, eleven legal pad attached by paperclip of caffeinated sludge and left behind her braces, aiming at an months and twenty-three days to a wallet-sized photograph. the office, feeling a familiar angle to avoid my palm, which ago. The paper was scrawled with resentment towards my career as I held a newly maroon rag against Whereas most aspiring cops illegible notes written in doctor- approached my car. Staring at the a sopping clump of strawberry decide to dive style handwriting. At the bottom print on the car’s side, I laughed blonde curls. h e a d - f i r s t of the document, written twice a cynical chuckle at the into the as legibly and in darker ink, was idea that I had never training the word “alive” underlined and once protected nor
pool immediately accentuated by two determined after leaving a question marks. The photograph, shoddy two-year college, I which appeared to be taken for made the mistake of obtaining a a school yearbook, portrayed a served. Ignition, emergency brake, In retrospect, I had a harder master’s degree in forensic studies. blonde grinning teenage female reverse, drive. Head towards bed. time disposing of my newly The arrangement had seemed with two brown eyes as big as Repeat in reverse order. The acquired erection than I did simple, because I had nearly two her smile. routine had to stop. the 95 pounds of flesh that had presidential terms worth of actual Earlier in the week, The sidewalk edges had accumulated in the front of forensic background; I was going sensationalist news reporters painted a peripheral picture as my car (living near a river too to help the department “catch catered to the heartstrings I maintained a steady 36 mph polluted to fish from has its up” on unsolved cases before of impressionable television under a barely visible sun. As I benefits). Two months later, I being given a badge, a car and a audiences with the assertion that had expected, school was once placed a call to one of the local sassy black partner. Jessica Ridgefield, missing white again in session. Standing solo television stations, claiming to be That was nine years, eleven teenager extraordinaire, was still under a bus stop shelter was a truck driver who had spotted months and sixteen alive. Jessica had been missing a skinny blonde figure with a Jessica. A week after placing the days ago. for two months and was assumed smile that possessed the same call, I “discovered” her corpse After my to be maggot food due to the hope for a future that I once while rafting, and was given first year of nature of her disappearance. had. Perhaps she, too, was on a promotion for outstanding waking up an After receiving a static-laced her way to become a superstar investigative police work. hour before phone call from a male voice policewoman. It would be years I leave for the beat in ten the bars claiming to be a truck driver before she would grow jaded, her minutes, eager to experience closed and who had seen Jessica, the local dreams shattered by the reality of my first night’s sleep as a real reporting to media became aroused with the post-academic hopelessness. police officer. my “office” possibility of finding little Miss If I wanted to truly serve and I did it. I finally did it. ( t h r e e Ridgefield, alive and kicking. protect my community, I would
1 8 e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m I did it. After ten miserable Add-A-Wall fixtures from Ikea The irony is that Jessica never not allow others to experience years of sorting through endless enclosed by a trash can and a started kicking until she began to the same sense of loss that I had piles of coffee-stained notepads poster of a mountain), it became lose her life. been forced to feel. I could not and unintelligible incident clear that I was the bitch of It had been an especially cold allow it. reports marred with the blood of the department. An educated morning in early September and I had pulled up to the bus Sharpie pens, I finally did it. secretary with testicles and a I had been working all night on stop, rolled down my window, Between the time that the deteriorating spine. I wasn’t “Mendez vs. Tri-Met,” a riveting relayed some bullshit story about department pressed my left going to be given the promotion case involving bus ticket fraud. I how buses were running behind thumb against a moist black pad (excuse me, position) that I had would have seen more excitement and offered the smiling young to cement my identity as a police been promised (excuse me again, at the Elk’s Lodge bingo night, girl a ride to her destination. officer and the date on which I applied for). but it had kept my interest When she was done buckling was finally given the authority to It was completely by accident just enough for my thoughts her seatbelt, I drove for about perform such an act on others, a that I was given the Ridgefield to wander in a very dangerous three minutes before taking a left third of my life had elapsed. case, and by the time it landed direction. Thinking about mass into the parking lot of an out-of- I took this job in hopes of on a stack of unsolvable car thefts transit and then bus stops, it business grocery store. I stopped stuffing bad guys full of nine- and corner-store robberies, I was occurred to me that the school my car, and before Jessica could millimeter slugs, but was instead already numb from nearly nine year had just begun, and once finish turning her head to ask me armed with a cubicle and a years of repetition. again small groups of backpack- what I was doing, my gun was computer. A handful of my “Parker got fired for breaking clad youth would be standing in drawn. Placing a rag intended superiors had promised me upon some kid’s ribs in custody, so front of the bus stops, sneering at for oil changes against the back hire that I would be spending you can deal with this shit for my squad car as I passed them on of her head with one hand, I no more than six weeks in now,” Stevens mumbled while the way home in the early hours quickly placed the barrel in her administrative hell before being walking by my desk before of the morning. mouth with the other. I unloaded given a firearm and freedom. dropping a torn sheet of yellow I refilled a lukewarm cup most of the clip into the flesh That was nine years, eleven legal pad attached by paperclip of caffeinated sludge and left behind her braces, aiming at an months and twenty-three days to a wallet-sized photograph. the office, feeling a familiar angle to avoid my palm, which ago. The paper was scrawled with resentment towards my career as I held a newly maroon rag against Whereas most aspiring cops illegible notes written in doctor- approached my car. Staring at the a sopping clump of strawberry decide to dive style handwriting. At the bottom print on the car’s side, I laughed blonde curls. h e a d - f i r s t of the document, written twice a cynical chuckle at the into the as legibly and in darker ink, was idea that I had never training the word “alive” underlined and once protected nor
pool immediately accentuated by two determined after leaving a question marks. The photograph, shoddy two-year college, I which appeared to be taken for made the mistake of obtaining a a school yearbook, portrayed a served. Ignition, emergency brake, In retrospect, I had a harder master’s degree in forensic studies. blonde grinning teenage female reverse, drive. Head towards bed. time disposing of my newly The arrangement had seemed with two brown eyes as big as Repeat in reverse order. The acquired erection than I did simple, because I had nearly two her smile. routine had to stop. the 95 pounds of flesh that had presidential terms worth of actual Earlier in the week, The sidewalk edges had accumulated in the front of forensic background; I was going sensationalist news reporters painted a peripheral picture as my car (living near a river too to help the department “catch catered to the heartstrings I maintained a steady 36 mph polluted to fish from has its up” on unsolved cases before of impressionable television under a barely visible sun. As I benefits). Two months later, I being given a badge, a car and a audiences with the assertion that had expected, school was once placed a call to one of the local sassy black partner. Jessica Ridgefield, missing white again in session. Standing solo television stations, claiming to be That was nine years, eleven teenager extraordinaire, was still under a bus stop shelter was a truck driver who had spotted months and sixteen alive. Jessica had been missing a skinny blonde figure with a Jessica. A week after placing the days ago. for two months and was assumed smile that possessed the same call, I “discovered” her corpse After my to be maggot food due to the hope for a future that I once while rafting, and was given first year of nature of her disappearance. had. Perhaps she, too, was on a promotion for outstanding waking up an After receiving a static-laced her way to become a superstar investigative police work. hour before phone call from a male voice policewoman. It would be years I leave for the beat in ten the bars claiming to be a truck driver before she would grow jaded, her minutes, eager to experience closed and who had seen Jessica, the local dreams shattered by the reality of my first night’s sleep as a real reporting to media became aroused with the post-academic hopelessness. police officer. my “office” possibility of finding little Miss If I wanted to truly serve and I did it. I finally did it. ( t h r e e Ridgefield, alive and kicking. protect my community, I would
e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m 1 9 2 0 e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m 2 1 ortland, it’s good to be back. At least I think it’s Sat. Oct. 4th – Stars Cabaret Beaverton – Come see the going to be, seeing as how I’m not actually there Chopper contest featuring the latest custom chopper creations from BMC. yet. However, by the time you read this I should be Sun. Oct. 5th – Safari Showclub – F.U.C. (Forbidden there, so let’s just go ahead and pretend I’m already Underground Club) Sundays featuring Rachael Reckless. P Thurs. Oct. 9th – The Dolphin I – Stripper Boxing, show there for now. In case we haven’t already met, my name is Spooky, and it will once again be my privilege to guide you starts at 9pm. through the exploits and adventures that await you here in Fri. Oct. 10th – Cheetahs (Salem) – Oil Wrestling. the Rose City. Wed. Oct. 15th – Cheetahs Sure, I’ve been writing this on and (Salem) – Amateur Night with a off for nearly 7 years now, but for the $100 prize and a chance to win tuition past 3, I’ve been doing it from Seattle assistance. where Exotic Magazine’s bastard child, Thurs. Oct. 16th – Doc’s Club 82 Underground just wrapped up its 50 – Kali Kane Productions presents Friday issue run over the past 4 years. So the Night Gunfight with a special BDSM days of being an absentee father are no performance by Kali Kane. more, Portland! DADDY’S HOME and Sat. Oct. 18th – Doc’s Club 82 he’s got lots of twisted things to share – Jimmy Littlefield’s Birthday Bash with with you in the coming months. So stick special guests. around, you just might enjoy the ride. – DV8 – Passionately Pink Party in Now that you’ll have my full attention memory of Holly Woods sponsored by you can bank on some new and unusual Cathie’s with prizes and giveaways starting ideas that I’ve got in mind to shake things at 9pm. up a bit here in Portland. I learned a few Sun. Oct. 19th – Safari new tricks in Seattle over the years and Showclub – F.U.C. (Forbidden I’ll be bringing some of my aces in the Underground Club) Sundays featuring hole out here with me from time to time. Germany. Here’s a few quick hints to get you going: Sat. Oct. 25th – Doc’s Club 82 A two-round, inter-state pole dancing – Last Saturday of the Month Kegger, competition, a Seattle Music showcase, a 9pm to Midnight. tattooed exotic entertainer cabaret, a “Top Thurs. Oct.30th – The Dolphin Model” inspired series of events and an exotic sponsored strip club softball charity I and the Dolphin II – The Hollow event, plus an advertising special where we Weenie Party Extraordinaire with best will give you 100 copies of our magazine costume prizes and specials galore starting ABSOLUTELY FREE with the purchase at 9pm. of a full page ad. Okay, I just made that last – Safari Showclub presents Porn-O- one up. I was just seeing if you were paying attention. Ween with cash prizes for best costume, free admission in costume and Keep your eyes open in the upcoming issues as things start to special Cathie’s giveaways all night. develop. The plan is to fire up a new event every month for you as we wrap up 2008 and start kicking ass into 2009. If I tell you much more HALLOWEEN NIGHT than that, I’d have to have you all killed, wouldn’t I? Until next month Fri. Oct. 31st – It’s time once again for the Portland Erotic my friends, enjoy all the tricks and treats that our fine advertisers have Ball (Sponsored by Exotic Magazine and Taboo Video) at on the calendar for you this month. Halloween is a time for pagans and The Crystal Ballroom. Hosted by Sasha Scarlett and featuring Pepe sinners Portland, we live for this shit. & the Bottle Blondes, March Fourth Marching Band, Broken Soviet, Rose City Sirens, Eros a Go-Go, Lady Alycyn and DJ Azul. Doors FEATURED EVENTS open at 8, advance tickets $30 through Ticketmaster or stop by Taboo Wed. Oct. 1st – Cheetahs (Salem) – Amateur Night with a Video where you can receive a free DVD with the purchase of two $100 prize and a chance to win tuition assistance. Erotic Ball tickets. Also at Taboo this month with the purchase of any Thurs. Oct. 2nd – The Dolphin I – Miss Nude Oregon 2008 package Halloween costume you receive a free DVD. Stop by and enter Sophia’s Birthday Party to win two tickets to the Portland Erotic Ball while you’re there.
e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m …continued on page 30 ortland, it’s good to be back. At least I think it’s Sat. Oct. 4th – Stars Cabaret Beaverton – Come see the going to be, seeing as how I’m not actually there Chopper contest featuring the latest custom chopper creations from BMC. yet. However, by the time you read this I should be Sun. Oct. 5th – Safari Showclub – F.U.C. (Forbidden there, so let’s just go ahead and pretend I’m already Underground Club) Sundays featuring Rachael Reckless. P Thurs. Oct. 9th – The Dolphin I – Stripper Boxing, show there for now. In case we haven’t already met, my name is Spooky, and it will once again be my privilege to guide you starts at 9pm. through the exploits and adventures that await you here in Fri. Oct. 10th – Cheetahs (Salem) – Oil Wrestling. the Rose City. Wed. Oct. 15th – Cheetahs Sure, I’ve been writing this on and (Salem) – Amateur Night with a off for nearly 7 years now, but for the $100 prize and a chance to win tuition past 3, I’ve been doing it from Seattle assistance. where Exotic Magazine’s bastard child, Thurs. Oct. 16th – Doc’s Club 82 Underground just wrapped up its 50 – Kali Kane Productions presents Friday issue run over the past 4 years. So the Night Gunfight with a special BDSM days of being an absentee father are no performance by Kali Kane. more, Portland! DADDY’S HOME and Sat. Oct. 18th – Doc’s Club 82 he’s got lots of twisted things to share – Jimmy Littlefield’s Birthday Bash with with you in the coming months. So stick special guests. around, you just might enjoy the ride. – DV8 – Passionately Pink Party in Now that you’ll have my full attention memory of Holly Woods sponsored by you can bank on some new and unusual Cathie’s with prizes and giveaways starting ideas that I’ve got in mind to shake things at 9pm. up a bit here in Portland. I learned a few Sun. Oct. 19th – Safari new tricks in Seattle over the years and Showclub – F.U.C. (Forbidden I’ll be bringing some of my aces in the Underground Club) Sundays featuring hole out here with me from time to time. Germany. Here’s a few quick hints to get you going: Sat. Oct. 25th – Doc’s Club 82 A two-round, inter-state pole dancing – Last Saturday of the Month Kegger, competition, a Seattle Music showcase, a 9pm to Midnight. tattooed exotic entertainer cabaret, a “Top Thurs. Oct.30th – The Dolphin Model” inspired series of events and an exotic sponsored strip club softball charity I and the Dolphin II – The Hollow event, plus an advertising special where we Weenie Party Extraordinaire with best will give you 100 copies of our magazine costume prizes and specials galore starting ABSOLUTELY FREE with the purchase at 9pm. of a full page ad. Okay, I just made that last – Safari Showclub presents Porn-O- one up. I was just seeing if you were paying attention. Ween with cash prizes for best costume, free admission in costume and Keep your eyes open in the upcoming issues as things start to special Cathie’s giveaways all night. develop. The plan is to fire up a new event every month for you as we wrap up 2008 and start kicking ass into 2009. If I tell you much more HALLOWEEN NIGHT than that, I’d have to have you all killed, wouldn’t I? Until next month Fri. Oct. 31st – It’s time once again for the Portland Erotic my friends, enjoy all the tricks and treats that our fine advertisers have Ball (Sponsored by Exotic Magazine and Taboo Video) at on the calendar for you this month. Halloween is a time for pagans and The Crystal Ballroom. Hosted by Sasha Scarlett and featuring Pepe sinners Portland, we live for this shit. & the Bottle Blondes, March Fourth Marching Band, Broken Soviet, Rose City Sirens, Eros a Go-Go, Lady Alycyn and DJ Azul. Doors FEATURED EVENTS open at 8, advance tickets $30 through Ticketmaster or stop by Taboo Wed. Oct. 1st – Cheetahs (Salem) – Amateur Night with a Video where you can receive a free DVD with the purchase of two $100 prize and a chance to win tuition assistance. Erotic Ball tickets. Also at Taboo this month with the purchase of any Thurs. Oct. 2nd – The Dolphin I – Miss Nude Oregon 2008 package Halloween costume you receive a free DVD. Stop by and enter Sophia’s Birthday Party to win two tickets to the Portland Erotic Ball while you’re there.
…continued on page 30 e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m 2 3 e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m Scream Queen (noun): her 2006 sophomore release, An actress who has become “Back to Black” which captured associated with horror films, five Grammy awards out of either through an appearance six nominations. In spite of in a notable genre entry, as her impressive achievements, a frequent victim or through Winehouse received more press constant appearances as the from the tabloids involving female protagonist, generally her deteriorating mental state portrayed by attractive, young of Scream in the new century is thought of them reproducing. dramatics. Presently she has The Scream Queens that kind of medication) and read her her career prior to her death, under the use of crack cocaine. damsels-in-distress. without a doubt Sherri Moon Yet after multiple seasons of returned to the warm embrace Disney Built. Growing up as a lines from the teleprompter in a Lohan managed to look equally A press release from her publicist The Scream Queen dates back Zombie, who took the character their pathetic dating shows and of reality television with MTVs child star is obviously a difficult perky robotic fashion. While a used up at the ripe old age of 22. recently stated that Winehouse is as far as the silent film era, when profile to a new level by turning clinging to their 15 minutes “Paris Hilton’s New BFF” in accomplishment. These poor majority of these women actually Better start practicing that pole showing signs of the early stages the actresses were expected to the protagonist into a very of fame that expired years ago, which the heiress from hell widdle baby superstars have to do scare me, I’m just scared for dancing LiLo. of emphysema as a result. be so convincing in their terror sadistic antagonist. these two continue to attract struggles with issues like finding deal with having everything they Britney these days. The Singing Scream Queens. Scream Queens of the that the lack of audio would be Now that we’re aware of an endless stream of socially another talentless whore that want handed to them on a silver Lindsay Lohan: Whatever No matter how hot they might be Modern Screen. Every time I insignificant. It was in 1933 when exactly what a Scream Queen deformed rejects and parasites looks as good as her but doesn’t platter at an early age—it’s no bad shit you can say about or how hard they are shakin’ dat see the trailer of Meryl Streep Fay Wray was tormented by a is, let’s take a look at some real whose only dream is to win their talk back. fucking wonder that a majority Britney, go ahead and pile on ass, there are some women that singing the music of Abba in horny ape with a blonde fixation life women who can chill your love. Flav dumped New York not Tila Tequila: With reality of them fall to pieces and self a second helping for her on- need to be put to sleep in today’s the flop Mama Mia I frantically that the piercing shriek of the blood to ice and rip your soul once, but twice and set the tone television requiring very little destruct before they can legally again, off-again partner in crime music industry. Nothing can put lurch for the remote to either Scream Queen found its voice in from your shuddering corpse for VH1 dating shows where the talent, it is convenient that Tila drink. Especially when many of Lindsay Lohan (also archrival a leak in your testosterone like kill the sound or change the the RKO picture, King Kong. without the aid of Hollywood quest for true love always seems Tequila’s previous fame was them are forced to emancipate of Paris Hilton). Apparently, watching a little hottie jiggle channel, hopefully both. That is Scream Queens developed special effects. These are the to self destruct just in time for brought about by her MySpace themselves from greedy parents these socialite “It” girls are alpha what her plastic surgeon gave when I realized the only terror I in many ways over the years real horrors and terrors of the the season finale (leaving the page. Yep, because of MySpace turned “managers” that try to creatures in nature that will turn her to the soundtrack of man- see on screen that truly frightens to come. Janet Leigh aced feminine persuasion that haunt door open for another season of we can enjoy the terminal loss pilfer their hard earned cash. on their own, fuck each others crushing anthems backed up me anymore is not brought on the genre in the 60s with her our nightmares and torture us torture in the process). of brain cells brought about The next young ladies were all boyfriends and send each other a by a drum machine and an by blood, or a woman’s scream, portrayal of the first graphically during waking hours. In my Paris Hilton: The true Queen by the past two seasons of brought to you by Walt Disney very mean and hurtful text overweight washed up rapper. it is born from the increased depicted slasher victim in Alfred opinion, these are the ten most of absolutely talentless whores has MTVs “Shot of Love with Tila Productions. They will soon be messages on their rhinestone Gwen Stefani: Always use of philogyny as a means of Hitchcock’s Psycho and would horrific she-devils of the modern stained just about every aspect of Tequila.” A dating show with joined by the ultimate evil that encrusted Sidekicks. Lohan also used to love ya Gwennie, but emasculation. Hollywood has later pass on the torch of terror day who have somehow torn the the entertainment industry at the ever so creative twist of Disney spawned as a collaborative got her start thanks to Disney in when the shit went bananas or been perfecting the art of the to her daughter, Jamie Lee illusion of terror from the screen one time or another, but seems combining 16 straight men and effort alongside Billy Ray Cyrus a batch of feature films between B … A … N … A … N … A … S , “chick flick” from back in the Curtis, who starred in the mid and torture our very reality with to find herself most comfortable 16 lesbian women living in an of “Achy Breaky Heart” infamy: 1998 and 2004. Two non-Disney it was obviously time for you 80s when films such as Beaches 70s in a slew of gore flicks such their ghastly existence. in the guise of reality television. alcohol drenched house while Hannah Montana aka Miley flicks she put out, Confessions of a to be euthanized. The boys in and Fried Green Tomatoes started as Halloween, Terror Train and The Scream Queens of As a mediocre model and heiress competing for the bisexual Cyrus. But since Montana isn’t Teenage Drama Queen and Mean No Doubt are probably doing to rake in the box office dollar. The Fog. The exploitation of the Reality T.V. Thanks to a failed to the Hilton Hotel fortune, her Tequila’s love (and they all sleep 18, we’ll spare her for now and Girls taught adolescent boys the infomercials now, but at least they They have not only developed Scream Queens intensified in the Cincinnati mayor by the name public recognition skyrocketed in the same enormous bed, mind pretend she’s not half as fucked valuable lesson of realizing how didn’t have to suffer the disgrace the art, but they have learned 80s as film restrictions became of Jerry Springer, you are no with her absolutely dull “stolen you). Fortunately, Tequila has up as our next two…yet. fucked up girls like Lohan would of your current selection of music. to deceive us with flicks like less regulated and gore-girls like longer required to have any sex tape” in which the socialite chosen not to do another season Britney Spears: What can become and was attributed to And hey, following “Holla Back Wedding Crashers, labeled under Julie Strain, Linnea Quigley and actual talent to be a star. Reality performed such exotic skills as of rigged dating shows, but will, really be said about Britney a large decline in condom sales Girl” up with a butchered song the guise of “romantic comedy” Brinke Stevens took it all off to TV has become the top-rated chatting on her cellphone as she unfortunately, return in a new that hasn’t already been raked in boys between age 13 and 17. from the Fiddler on the Roof aka chick flick. make the Scream Queens a cult genre of television because of lifelessly fucked her “boyfriend” reality show that is centered on a over the coals 10,000 times? LiLo’s (as she now wishes to be Soundtrack simply assured me Sarah Jessica Parker: If there phenomena in films such as shows such as “Survivor” and in night vision. Shortly thereafter, day in the life with Tila Tequila. She broke onto the scene in called) latest cinematic gem was that your career needed to end as is one woman in Hollywood Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers “American Idol.” The fact that along with her equally horrifying A show where Tequila faces 1991 on the final two seasons “art”, imitating a deteriorating soon as possible. today that best exemplifies this and Return of the Living Dead. we’re watching actual reality is and excessively anorexic BFF, difficult decisions like whether of Disney’s revamped “Mickey lifestyle in I Know Who Killed Amy Winehouse: This one I tactic, it is the foul she-witch The early 90s saw the brief what makes it so horrifying. With Nicole Richie, Hilton starred she feels like a cock sandwich or Mouse Club” before becoming Me where she plays a drugged- feel bad about being afraid of. who made “Sex in the City” not reign of Sarah Michelle Gellar no scripting, plenty of alcohol, a in the brain numbing reality a box lunch. Be on the lookout every pedophiles dream in 1998 out, manic depressive exotic I actually dig her music, but only a household name for six and Neve Campbell in the generous helping of silicon and series “The Simple Life” which for Tequila’s new album I Have when the video for “Hit Me dancer. Lohan recently recreated the more I see of her, the more seasons, but continues to torture endlessly regurgitated Scream spray on tan, the bottle-blonde ran for five seasons. After E! Tourettes (yes, that’s actually the Baby One More Time” debuted the final nude photo session terrified I become. Winehouse us in multiple syndication deals, and I Know What You Did Last trailer tramps and ghetto-licious Entertainment chose not to title) and her “self help” book featuring the barely 18-year-old of Marilyn Monroe, as shot by rocks a very unique sound, Covergirl cosmetic commercials Summer franchises. Yet Gellar slut nuggets of reality TV are the renew the series, Hilton battled entitled, Hooking up with Tila Spears gyrating like a schoolgirl Bert Stern, for the cover of New from a time set apart from the and if that wasn’t enough, the still pursues her Scream Queen true evil to be feared in the valley charges of driving under the Tequila. Or you can just hook in heat. You can go ahead and York Magazine’s fashion issue. mindless crap we just described bitch is back with a movie to honors to this day with the birth of the shadow of death. influence and violation of up with her on her MySpace fast forward to present, (since The original pictures they paid above. However, much like the put another nail in our coffin. of Americanized-Asian horror in New York (Tiffany Pollard): probation and ended up serving page, where the black hole of we all know this story) in which tribute to depicted a drugged- success that consumed Axl Rose’s How could the same network films such as The Grudge and The only thing scarier than 22 days, in spite of her temper talent was all created, as friend Spears appeared on the MTV out, 36-year-old Monroe at the sanity, Amy progressively started that gave us “The Sopranos” do The Return. The current Queen Flavor Flav and New York is the tantrums and obviously staged number 3,453,055. Movie Awards (on a brand new most haggard looking point in losing her mind following this to us? e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m Scream Queen (noun): her 2006 sophomore release, An actress who has become “Back to Black” which captured associated with horror films, five Grammy awards out of either through an appearance six nominations. In spite of in a notable genre entry, as her impressive achievements, a frequent victim or through Winehouse received more press constant appearances as the from the tabloids involving female protagonist, generally her deteriorating mental state portrayed by attractive, young of Scream in the new century is thought of them reproducing. dramatics. Presently she has The Scream Queens that kind of medication) and read her her career prior to her death, under the use of crack cocaine. damsels-in-distress. without a doubt Sherri Moon Yet after multiple seasons of returned to the warm embrace Disney Built. Growing up as a lines from the teleprompter in a Lohan managed to look equally A press release from her publicist The Scream Queen dates back Zombie, who took the character their pathetic dating shows and of reality television with MTVs child star is obviously a difficult perky robotic fashion. While a used up at the ripe old age of 22. recently stated that Winehouse is as far as the silent film era, when profile to a new level by turning clinging to their 15 minutes “Paris Hilton’s New BFF” in accomplishment. These poor majority of these women actually Better start practicing that pole showing signs of the early stages the actresses were expected to the protagonist into a very of fame that expired years ago, which the heiress from hell widdle baby superstars have to do scare me, I’m just scared for dancing LiLo. of emphysema as a result. be so convincing in their terror sadistic antagonist. these two continue to attract struggles with issues like finding deal with having everything they Britney these days. The Singing Scream Queens. Scream Queens of the that the lack of audio would be Now that we’re aware of an endless stream of socially another talentless whore that want handed to them on a silver Lindsay Lohan: Whatever No matter how hot they might be Modern Screen. Every time I insignificant. It was in 1933 when exactly what a Scream Queen deformed rejects and parasites looks as good as her but doesn’t platter at an early age—it’s no bad shit you can say about or how hard they are shakin’ dat see the trailer of Meryl Streep Fay Wray was tormented by a is, let’s take a look at some real whose only dream is to win their talk back. fucking wonder that a majority Britney, go ahead and pile on ass, there are some women that singing the music of Abba in horny ape with a blonde fixation life women who can chill your love. Flav dumped New York not Tila Tequila: With reality of them fall to pieces and self a second helping for her on- need to be put to sleep in today’s the flop Mama Mia I frantically that the piercing shriek of the blood to ice and rip your soul once, but twice and set the tone television requiring very little destruct before they can legally again, off-again partner in crime music industry. Nothing can put lurch for the remote to either Scream Queen found its voice in from your shuddering corpse for VH1 dating shows where the talent, it is convenient that Tila drink. Especially when many of Lindsay Lohan (also archrival a leak in your testosterone like kill the sound or change the the RKO picture, King Kong. without the aid of Hollywood quest for true love always seems Tequila’s previous fame was them are forced to emancipate of Paris Hilton). Apparently, watching a little hottie jiggle channel, hopefully both. That is Scream Queens developed special effects. These are the to self destruct just in time for brought about by her MySpace themselves from greedy parents these socialite “It” girls are alpha what her plastic surgeon gave when I realized the only terror I in many ways over the years real horrors and terrors of the the season finale (leaving the page. Yep, because of MySpace turned “managers” that try to creatures in nature that will turn her to the soundtrack of man- see on screen that truly frightens to come. Janet Leigh aced feminine persuasion that haunt door open for another season of we can enjoy the terminal loss pilfer their hard earned cash. on their own, fuck each others crushing anthems backed up me anymore is not brought on the genre in the 60s with her our nightmares and torture us torture in the process). of brain cells brought about The next young ladies were all boyfriends and send each other a by a drum machine and an by blood, or a woman’s scream, portrayal of the first graphically during waking hours. In my Paris Hilton: The true Queen by the past two seasons of brought to you by Walt Disney very mean and hurtful text overweight washed up rapper. it is born from the increased depicted slasher victim in Alfred opinion, these are the ten most of absolutely talentless whores has MTVs “Shot of Love with Tila Productions. They will soon be messages on their rhinestone Gwen Stefani: Always use of philogyny as a means of Hitchcock’s Psycho and would horrific she-devils of the modern stained just about every aspect of Tequila.” A dating show with joined by the ultimate evil that encrusted Sidekicks. Lohan also used to love ya Gwennie, but emasculation. Hollywood has later pass on the torch of terror day who have somehow torn the the entertainment industry at the ever so creative twist of Disney spawned as a collaborative got her start thanks to Disney in when the shit went bananas or been perfecting the art of the to her daughter, Jamie Lee illusion of terror from the screen one time or another, but seems combining 16 straight men and effort alongside Billy Ray Cyrus a batch of feature films between B … A … N … A … N … A … S , “chick flick” from back in the Curtis, who starred in the mid and torture our very reality with to find herself most comfortable 16 lesbian women living in an of “Achy Breaky Heart” infamy: 1998 and 2004. Two non-Disney it was obviously time for you 80s when films such as Beaches 70s in a slew of gore flicks such their ghastly existence. in the guise of reality television. alcohol drenched house while Hannah Montana aka Miley flicks she put out, Confessions of a to be euthanized. The boys in and Fried Green Tomatoes started as Halloween, Terror Train and The Scream Queens of As a mediocre model and heiress competing for the bisexual Cyrus. But since Montana isn’t Teenage Drama Queen and Mean No Doubt are probably doing to rake in the box office dollar. The Fog. The exploitation of the Reality T.V. Thanks to a failed to the Hilton Hotel fortune, her Tequila’s love (and they all sleep 18, we’ll spare her for now and Girls taught adolescent boys the infomercials now, but at least they They have not only developed Scream Queens intensified in the Cincinnati mayor by the name public recognition skyrocketed in the same enormous bed, mind pretend she’s not half as fucked valuable lesson of realizing how didn’t have to suffer the disgrace the art, but they have learned 80s as film restrictions became of Jerry Springer, you are no with her absolutely dull “stolen you). Fortunately, Tequila has up as our next two…yet. fucked up girls like Lohan would of your current selection of music. to deceive us with flicks like less regulated and gore-girls like longer required to have any sex tape” in which the socialite chosen not to do another season Britney Spears: What can become and was attributed to And hey, following “Holla Back Wedding Crashers, labeled under Julie Strain, Linnea Quigley and actual talent to be a star. Reality performed such exotic skills as of rigged dating shows, but will, really be said about Britney a large decline in condom sales Girl” up with a butchered song the guise of “romantic comedy” Brinke Stevens took it all off to TV has become the top-rated chatting on her cellphone as she unfortunately, return in a new that hasn’t already been raked in boys between age 13 and 17. from the Fiddler on the Roof aka chick flick. make the Scream Queens a cult genre of television because of lifelessly fucked her “boyfriend” reality show that is centered on a over the coals 10,000 times? LiLo’s (as she now wishes to be Soundtrack simply assured me Sarah Jessica Parker: If there phenomena in films such as shows such as “Survivor” and in night vision. Shortly thereafter, day in the life with Tila Tequila. She broke onto the scene in called) latest cinematic gem was that your career needed to end as is one woman in Hollywood Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers “American Idol.” The fact that along with her equally horrifying A show where Tequila faces 1991 on the final two seasons “art”, imitating a deteriorating soon as possible. today that best exemplifies this and Return of the Living Dead. we’re watching actual reality is and excessively anorexic BFF, difficult decisions like whether of Disney’s revamped “Mickey lifestyle in I Know Who Killed Amy Winehouse: This one I tactic, it is the foul she-witch The early 90s saw the brief what makes it so horrifying. With Nicole Richie, Hilton starred she feels like a cock sandwich or Mouse Club” before becoming Me where she plays a drugged- feel bad about being afraid of. who made “Sex in the City” not reign of Sarah Michelle Gellar no scripting, plenty of alcohol, a in the brain numbing reality a box lunch. Be on the lookout every pedophiles dream in 1998 out, manic depressive exotic I actually dig her music, but only a household name for six and Neve Campbell in the generous helping of silicon and series “The Simple Life” which for Tequila’s new album I Have when the video for “Hit Me dancer. Lohan recently recreated the more I see of her, the more seasons, but continues to torture endlessly regurgitated Scream spray on tan, the bottle-blonde ran for five seasons. After E! Tourettes (yes, that’s actually the Baby One More Time” debuted the final nude photo session terrified I become. Winehouse us in multiple syndication deals, and I Know What You Did Last trailer tramps and ghetto-licious Entertainment chose not to title) and her “self help” book featuring the barely 18-year-old of Marilyn Monroe, as shot by rocks a very unique sound, Covergirl cosmetic commercials Summer franchises. Yet Gellar slut nuggets of reality TV are the renew the series, Hilton battled entitled, Hooking up with Tila Spears gyrating like a schoolgirl Bert Stern, for the cover of New from a time set apart from the and if that wasn’t enough, the still pursues her Scream Queen true evil to be feared in the valley charges of driving under the Tequila. Or you can just hook in heat. You can go ahead and York Magazine’s fashion issue. mindless crap we just described bitch is back with a movie to honors to this day with the birth of the shadow of death. influence and violation of up with her on her MySpace fast forward to present, (since The original pictures they paid above. However, much like the put another nail in our coffin. of Americanized-Asian horror in New York (Tiffany Pollard): probation and ended up serving page, where the black hole of we all know this story) in which tribute to depicted a drugged- success that consumed Axl Rose’s How could the same network films such as The Grudge and The only thing scarier than 22 days, in spite of her temper talent was all created, as friend Spears appeared on the MTV out, 36-year-old Monroe at the sanity, Amy progressively started that gave us “The Sopranos” do The Return. The current Queen Flavor Flav and New York is the tantrums and obviously staged number 3,453,055. Movie Awards (on a brand new most haggard looking point in losing her mind following this to us? e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m EROTIC CITY – Cabaret II – Halloween (continued from page 22) Party and Costume Contest – open to all dancers and customers 1st prize $500, 2nd prize $300 and 3rd prize $150 plus special prizes and giveaways all night long.
MORE HALLOWEEN HAUNTINGS – Stars Cabaret Beaverton presents the Monster Bash, a Halloween Party with live music, pumpkin pie eating contest, best costume contest, bobbing for apples contest, dominatrix and suspension acts. – Hotties – Halloween Party where you can win tattoos and piercings sponsored by Living Art Tattoo in Gresham. – Pallas – Masquerade Ball. – DV8 – Ghouls and Goblins Ball with trophies and prizes to be presented at 11:59pm. – Stars Salem presents the Porn-O-Ween and Costume Party no cover charge with costume, costume contests and other games with over $1,000 in prizes including FREE airline tickets! – Cheetahs (Salem) – Halloween Costume Party with cash prizes to the top 3 costumes and free giveaways. – Cocktails and Dreams Presents the ”Monster Ball Bash” at 8pm featuring a costume contest with cash prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd place plus prize giveaways on the hour and special guests The Monster Energy Drink Girls.
WEEKLY EVENTS Tuesdays - Cheetahs (Salem) – 2-for-1 Tuesdays with 2-for-1 table dances every hour, all night long. Safari Showclub – S.H.I.T. (So Happy It’s Tuesday) featuring Pegatron, Fyre Kat and many more. Stars Salem – New Trivia Tuesdays! Girls love a man with a big…BRAIN! Featuring sports, movies and other INTERESTING categories with lots of fun prizes that you just gotta have. Wednesdays - Stars Cabaret Beaverton – Wicked Wednesdays back by popular Rachael Reckless presents a XXX Haunted House on Saturday, Oct. demand! 25th @ the Mansion OTHER EXOTIC SUGGESTIONS Casa Diablo is now featuring topless bartenders twice a week. Stop by to check out a 2 girl dominations show at Passionate Dreams in their exclusive underground dungeon. Area 69 has Girls Gone Wild DVDs at only $19.95!
3 0 e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m EROTIC CITY – Cabaret II – Halloween (continued from page 22) Party and Costume Contest – open to all dancers and customers 1st prize $500, 2nd prize $300 and 3rd prize $150 plus special prizes and giveaways all night long.
MORE HALLOWEEN HAUNTINGS – Stars Cabaret Beaverton presents the Monster Bash, a Halloween Party with live music, pumpkin pie eating contest, best costume contest, bobbing for apples contest, dominatrix and suspension acts. – Hotties – Halloween Party where you can win tattoos and piercings sponsored by Living Art Tattoo in Gresham. – Pallas – Masquerade Ball. – DV8 – Ghouls and Goblins Ball with trophies and prizes to be presented at 11:59pm. – Stars Salem presents the Porn-O-Ween and Costume Party no cover charge with costume, costume contests and other games with over $1,000 in prizes including FREE airline tickets! – Cheetahs (Salem) – Halloween Costume Party with cash prizes to the top 3 costumes and free giveaways. – Cocktails and Dreams Presents the ”Monster Ball Bash” at 8pm featuring a costume contest with cash prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd place plus prize giveaways on the hour and special guests The Monster Energy Drink Girls.
WEEKLY EVENTS Tuesdays - Cheetahs (Salem) – 2-for-1 Tuesdays with 2-for-1 table dances every hour, all night long. Safari Showclub – S.H.I.T. (So Happy It’s Tuesday) featuring Pegatron, Fyre Kat and many more. Stars Salem – New Trivia Tuesdays! Girls love a man with a big…BRAIN! Featuring sports, movies and other INTERESTING categories with lots of fun prizes that you just gotta have. Wednesdays - Stars Cabaret Beaverton – Wicked Wednesdays back by popular Rachael Reckless presents a XXX Haunted House on Saturday, Oct. demand! 25th @ the Mansion OTHER EXOTIC SUGGESTIONS Casa Diablo is now featuring topless bartenders twice a week. Stop by to check out a 2 girl dominations show at Passionate Dreams in their exclusive underground dungeon. Area 69 has Girls Gone Wild DVDs at only $19.95!
e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m 3 1 The S1nd1cate Although limited, S1nd1cate’s music no farther than There are few places in the United States does not disappoint. Truly a fine addition the occasional scarier than Idaho. After Oregon, Montana, to any Halloween-inspired playlist is the opening gig Nevada, Utah and Wyoming agreed that not band’s surprisingly well-executed cover of and a cancelled one wanted the rabbit-infested wasteland “Dead Man’s Party,” arguably the highlight record contract, existing between them, they annexed the of the band’s catalogue. For a duo that cites eight years of remaining area; turning it into a Wal- minimal production and recording assistance die-hard fans Mart farm that hosts regular Ku Klux Klan (seriously, these guys do everything on their coupled with meetings. Scarier than anything Ann Rule own), S1nd1cate is beyond impressive. With an addictive can dig up and more relevant to this month’s a trail of awed fans (turned on to S1nd1cate single (“Sittin’ theme than any other Northwest-area city as an opening act), a live show that features a at a Bar” aka is Boise, Idaho, something to be feared. full-stage set including horror/slasher footage “ B a r t e n d e r Naturally, any music coming from Boise not broadcast via television screen and a MySpace Song”) helped involving racial genocide or trailer-dwelling page that loads in under four hours, S1nd1cate the band’s alcoholic anthems would be, for lack of sits rungs above the rest of their peers on the second album Graffiti the World achieve full better words, scary as hell. Northwest-area band ladder, without having distribution from Universal Records. Readers, meet S1nd1cate. to resort to gimmicks or strippers. What makes Rehab’s music really scary is According to the S1nd1cate’s (edited) bio: that the band successfully performs songs In the future, [the] stock market in multiple genres without sounding like crash disables America’s economy. another hybrid band (or the last Daddy’s Big business merges, with a simple album). Although a genuinely “Rehaby” feel entity called “The Company” taking (primarily Danny’s unique sing-song rap full control of the nation’s resources vocal style) sews a consistent thread through [and] it erects its own puppet CEO the band’s songs, it would be hard for the as acting American president. As the casual listener to notice any repetitiveness working class suburbs of the country within a Rehab album and, to some extent, a gradually dissolve into ghettos, single song. Typically, genre-mixing results in children [are] programmed into a catastrophic mess (Cypress Hill’s Skull and mindless drones with two objectives— Bones, Kid Rock’s country-rap, Kottonmouth maximum efficiency and maximum King’s absurd self-classification as “punk”). accuracy. The Company itself is run Rehab is a breath of fresh air for the fan of by a mysterious board of directors Mike Lee (vocals, samples) and Vert punk, rap, country, folk and soul. However, [and] rains terror and fear over the (everything else) bring back the pre-Adios this is also the band’s biggest flaw, as radio- nation’s citizens. Donning symbols KMFDM-ish industrial that has been lacking listening fans of “Sittin’ at a Bar” will most and imagery, the underground gang in presence on store shelves since I was barely likely reject pop-punk “New Tattoo” or founded by Mike Lee and Vert S1n old enough to thumb through this magazine. Mickey Avalon-esque “Let Em Know.” adopt the title of “The S1nd1cate,” S1nd1cate is still small enough to warrant The Northwest connection (Rehab and continue their battle against a five dollar cover, so check them out while hails from Atlanta, Georgia) is as follows: oppression. S1nd1cate is currently you can still afford to. Rockfest, a mullet-littered, trailer-park- recruiting new revolutionaries Rehab turned-buttrock festival hosted once yearly [through] their regular insurrection Nothing is scarier than sobriety. A in Portland, recently featured Kid Rock, rallies. These rallies occur in the form mythical figure that exists only in the lives Atraeu and Rehab. That’s the equivalent of musical performances by S1nd1cate of people not writing for Exotic, “sobriety” is of MTV Presents: Lil John, Kanye West, throughout the Northwest. a creature that I have yet to encounter in the and Fingerbang City. A rags-to-riches act Not exactly, “Hey, we’ve played with The wild. Continuing with this month’s theme of supported by fan-power alone, Rehab is not Shins so come to our next show,” is it? “scary shit that somehow relates to strippers,” only supportive of the people who support It would probably be appropriate to discuss I introduce to you a band that was formed in them (the band mentions casual fans in their the band’s music, which is as innovative and a drug rehabilitation center and has, in their liner notes and regularly responds to fan explosive as the band’s fictitious biography. two-album career, written more songs about mail), but as-of-yet untainted by overnight Successfully combining goth-free industrial sex, substances and death than anything you fame. Quite possibly the only band in recent music with traditional punk/metal structures, will hear at a goth night. years that deserves mainstream attention, S1nd1cate dishes out digestible grime like Fronted and organized (in the Trent Reznor check into Rehab. a soup kitchen server. Adding a garnish of sense of the phrase) by emcee/singer Danny www.myspace.com/thes1nd1cate hip-hop, BPM, and DJ-based beatmaking, Boone, Rehab appeals equally to the Sublime, www.rehabmusic.com S1nd1cate somehow avoids cheese and opts Rancid, Atmosphere, Hank Williams III for beef. Like most of the artists I choose to and Ween crowds. Originally a simple feature in this column, S1nd1cate stands DAT-backed rap duo consisting of now ex- out from the competition because of their member Brooks and current vocalist Boone ability to channel original material from an (Southern Discomfort, recorded over ten years already worn-out source. Three out of ten ago, features this lineup and has been since people living in the Northwest area are in an re-released by Epic under a different title), industrial band, and nine out of ten of these Rehab has since evolved into a five-piece bands suck ass. Do the math. live act with additional rotating members. Although their debut album got the band
e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m The S1nd1cate Although limited, S1nd1cate’s music no farther than There are few places in the United States does not disappoint. Truly a fine addition the occasional scarier than Idaho. After Oregon, Montana, to any Halloween-inspired playlist is the opening gig Nevada, Utah and Wyoming agreed that not band’s surprisingly well-executed cover of and a cancelled one wanted the rabbit-infested wasteland “Dead Man’s Party,” arguably the highlight record contract, existing between them, they annexed the of the band’s catalogue. For a duo that cites eight years of remaining area; turning it into a Wal- minimal production and recording assistance die-hard fans Mart farm that hosts regular Ku Klux Klan (seriously, these guys do everything on their coupled with meetings. Scarier than anything Ann Rule own), S1nd1cate is beyond impressive. With an addictive can dig up and more relevant to this month’s a trail of awed fans (turned on to S1nd1cate single (“Sittin’ theme than any other Northwest-area city as an opening act), a live show that features a at a Bar” aka is Boise, Idaho, something to be feared. full-stage set including horror/slasher footage “ B a r t e n d e r Naturally, any music coming from Boise not broadcast via television screen and a MySpace Song”) helped involving racial genocide or trailer-dwelling page that loads in under four hours, S1nd1cate the band’s alcoholic anthems would be, for lack of sits rungs above the rest of their peers on the second album Graffiti the World achieve full better words, scary as hell. Northwest-area band ladder, without having distribution from Universal Records. Readers, meet S1nd1cate. to resort to gimmicks or strippers. What makes Rehab’s music really scary is According to the S1nd1cate’s (edited) bio: that the band successfully performs songs In the future, [the] stock market in multiple genres without sounding like crash disables America’s economy. another hybrid band (or the last Daddy’s Big business merges, with a simple album). Although a genuinely “Rehaby” feel entity called “The Company” taking (primarily Danny’s unique sing-song rap full control of the nation’s resources vocal style) sews a consistent thread through [and] it erects its own puppet CEO the band’s songs, it would be hard for the as acting American president. As the casual listener to notice any repetitiveness working class suburbs of the country within a Rehab album and, to some extent, a gradually dissolve into ghettos, single song. Typically, genre-mixing results in children [are] programmed into a catastrophic mess (Cypress Hill’s Skull and mindless drones with two objectives— Bones, Kid Rock’s country-rap, Kottonmouth maximum efficiency and maximum King’s absurd self-classification as “punk”). accuracy. The Company itself is run Rehab is a breath of fresh air for the fan of by a mysterious board of directors Mike Lee (vocals, samples) and Vert punk, rap, country, folk and soul. However, [and] rains terror and fear over the (everything else) bring back the pre-Adios this is also the band’s biggest flaw, as radio- nation’s citizens. Donning symbols KMFDM-ish industrial that has been lacking listening fans of “Sittin’ at a Bar” will most and imagery, the underground gang in presence on store shelves since I was barely likely reject pop-punk “New Tattoo” or founded by Mike Lee and Vert S1n old enough to thumb through this magazine. Mickey Avalon-esque “Let Em Know.” adopt the title of “The S1nd1cate,” S1nd1cate is still small enough to warrant The Northwest connection (Rehab and continue their battle against a five dollar cover, so check them out while hails from Atlanta, Georgia) is as follows: oppression. S1nd1cate is currently you can still afford to. Rockfest, a mullet-littered, trailer-park- recruiting new revolutionaries Rehab turned-buttrock festival hosted once yearly [through] their regular insurrection Nothing is scarier than sobriety. A in Portland, recently featured Kid Rock, rallies. These rallies occur in the form mythical figure that exists only in the lives Atraeu and Rehab. That’s the equivalent of musical performances by S1nd1cate of people not writing for Exotic, “sobriety” is of MTV Presents: Lil John, Kanye West, throughout the Northwest. a creature that I have yet to encounter in the and Fingerbang City. A rags-to-riches act Not exactly, “Hey, we’ve played with The wild. Continuing with this month’s theme of supported by fan-power alone, Rehab is not Shins so come to our next show,” is it? “scary shit that somehow relates to strippers,” only supportive of the people who support It would probably be appropriate to discuss I introduce to you a band that was formed in them (the band mentions casual fans in their the band’s music, which is as innovative and a drug rehabilitation center and has, in their liner notes and regularly responds to fan explosive as the band’s fictitious biography. two-album career, written more songs about mail), but as-of-yet untainted by overnight Successfully combining goth-free industrial sex, substances and death than anything you fame. Quite possibly the only band in recent music with traditional punk/metal structures, will hear at a goth night. years that deserves mainstream attention, S1nd1cate dishes out digestible grime like Fronted and organized (in the Trent Reznor check into Rehab. a soup kitchen server. Adding a garnish of sense of the phrase) by emcee/singer Danny www.myspace.com/thes1nd1cate hip-hop, BPM, and DJ-based beatmaking, Boone, Rehab appeals equally to the Sublime, www.rehabmusic.com S1nd1cate somehow avoids cheese and opts Rancid, Atmosphere, Hank Williams III for beef. Like most of the artists I choose to and Ween crowds. Originally a simple feature in this column, S1nd1cate stands DAT-backed rap duo consisting of now ex- out from the competition because of their member Brooks and current vocalist Boone ability to channel original material from an (Southern Discomfort, recorded over ten years already worn-out source. Three out of ten ago, features this lineup and has been since people living in the Northwest area are in an re-released by Epic under a different title), industrial band, and nine out of ten of these Rehab has since evolved into a five-piece bands suck ass. Do the math. live act with additional rotating members. Although their debut album got the band
e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m Happy Halloween, my bretheren! Returning plants it on the ground, next to his this month we have UFC, IFL and SportFight face. Simultaneously, Fabiano drops veteran and world-class Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black his left knee into Chad’s left armpit belt, Fabiano “Pegaleve” Scherner performing and pinches his knees together. a Standing Kimura (with optional Arm Bar) Chad is pretty well immobilized by defense to a Rear Bear Hug. Also assisting us these actions. is Chad Wilker from the Scottish American Athletic Association (SAAA). The Rear Bear Frame 7 5 Hug is a brutish and devastating technique for Hugging Chad’s arm tight to his body lifting a body up and slamming it to the ground. and using the Hammer Lock, Fabiano The Standing Kimura is useful in defeating rotates his entire torso to his left. This 1 this attack. movement is the Kimura and it shreds the ligaments in Chad’s shoulder. Frame 1 Fabiano is in “Tequila Land” after leaving Lucky Frame 8 Devil on a Saturday night, when Chad sneaks Alternatively, if Chad is too strong for 6 up behind him and initiates a mugging. the Kimura or Fabiano elects to, he may finish with the Arm Bar. Fabiano assumes the Frame 2 Arm Bar position but Chad holds his hands tight. Chad grabs Fabiano in a Rear Bear Hug Fabiano must break Chad’s grip to finish the Arm by wrapping both of his arms underneath Bar. Fabiano places his right foot on the crook Fabiano’s arms (at waist-to-chest level) and of Chad’s right elbow. (For the Arm Bar details, clasping his hands together. Fabiano’s worm- check out our column in the August 2008 issue of 2 eating face shows he is not pleased by this Exotic Magazine). disruption of his tranquility. Frame 9 Frame 3 Fabiano presses away from his body with his right Fabiano secures Chad’s left wrist with his own foot and pulls Chad’s left arm toward his body, 7 right hand, palm facing down, and locks Chad’s separating Chad’s hands. left elbow by trapping it between his own left forearm and bicep muscle. Fabiano will use this Frame 10 8 position to pry Chad’s left arm slightly open, Fabiano finishes the Arm Bar. so he can drive his own left arm through the opening and grab his own right wrist. For a more detailed study of these techniques or just for a kick ass time, contact Third Inset A Eye Jiu-Jitsu at
Frame 4 These techniques should be performed Fabiano breaks Chad’s grip and only under the supervision of a qualified spins hard to his left. This motion instructor and any use is at your own risk. A straightens Chad’s left arm and Neither Third Eye Jiu-Jitsu nor Fabiano breaks his upright posture. Scherner and Chad Wilker accept any responsibility for their use or misuse, nor any Frame 5 beating you may deliver or receive in their Continuing the spin, Fabiano forces Chad to the application. Please also check your federal, 10 ground. Notice how Fabiano has not released state and local laws for the legality of any of the Hammer Lock and uses it to pin Chad to the techniques demonstrated. Always avoid the mat. any confrontation whenever possible and only use these techniques as a last result. Frame 6 Still maintaining the Hammer Lock, Fabiano drives his right knee across Chad’s face and 4 e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m Happy Halloween, my bretheren! Returning plants it on the ground, next to his this month we have UFC, IFL and SportFight face. Simultaneously, Fabiano drops veteran and world-class Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black his left knee into Chad’s left armpit belt, Fabiano “Pegaleve” Scherner performing and pinches his knees together. a Standing Kimura (with optional Arm Bar) Chad is pretty well immobilized by defense to a Rear Bear Hug. Also assisting us these actions. is Chad Wilker from the Scottish American Athletic Association (SAAA). The Rear Bear Frame 7 Hug is a brutish and devastating technique for Hugging Chad’s arm tight to his body lifting a body up and slamming it to the ground. and using the Hammer Lock, Fabiano The Standing Kimura is useful in defeating rotates his entire torso to his left. This 1 this attack. movement is the Kimura and it shreds the ligaments in Chad’s shoulder. Frame 1 Fabiano is in “Tequila Land” after leaving Lucky Frame 8 Devil on a Saturday night, when Chad sneaks Alternatively, if Chad is too strong for up behind him and initiates a mugging. the Kimura or Fabiano elects to, he may finish with the Arm Bar. Fabiano assumes the Frame 2 Arm Bar position but Chad holds his hands tight. Chad grabs Fabiano in a Rear Bear Hug Fabiano must break Chad’s grip to finish the Arm by wrapping both of his arms underneath Bar. Fabiano places his right foot on the crook Fabiano’s arms (at waist-to-chest level) and of Chad’s right elbow. (For the Arm Bar details, clasping his hands together. Fabiano’s worm- check out our column in the August 2008 issue of 2 eating face shows he is not pleased by this Exotic Magazine). disruption of his tranquility. Frame 9 Frame 3 Fabiano presses away from his body with his right Fabiano secures Chad’s left wrist with his own foot and pulls Chad’s left arm toward his body, 7 right hand, palm facing down, and locks Chad’s separating Chad’s hands. left elbow by trapping it between his own left forearm and bicep muscle. Fabiano will use this Frame 10 position to pry Chad’s left arm slightly open, Fabiano finishes the Arm Bar. so he can drive his own left arm through the opening and grab his own right wrist. For a more detailed study of these techniques or just for a kick ass time, contact Third Inset A Eye Jiu-Jitsu at
Frame 4 These techniques should be performed Fabiano breaks Chad’s grip and only under the supervision of a qualified spins hard to his left. This motion instructor and any use is at your own risk. A straightens Chad’s left arm and Neither Third Eye Jiu-Jitsu nor Fabiano breaks his upright posture. Scherner and Chad Wilker accept any responsibility for their use or misuse, nor any Frame 5 beating you may deliver or receive in their Continuing the spin, Fabiano forces Chad to the application. Please also check your federal, ground. Notice how Fabiano has not released state and local laws for the legality of any of the Hammer Lock and uses it to pin Chad to the techniques demonstrated. Always avoid the mat. any confrontation whenever possible and only use these techniques as a last result. Frame 6 Still maintaining the Hammer Lock, Fabiano drives his right knee across Chad’s face and 4 e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m
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8000 SE Foster (971) 230-0047 Paris Theater 129 . W O115 CARNAVAL 8 Y U N RD . T RY Mon-Sat 9:30am-2:30am Sun 10am-2:30am—2 stages, full 6 SW 3rd Ave (503) 295-7808 W N EL L CL 130 330 SW 3rd Ave. (503) 227-1527 CORH U B H D E ST. RD. IDE ST. bar, wine, full menu, lottery Daily 11am-4am—adult feature-length movies A SI BURNS C K N 43 OREGON 60th MALL
Mon 8pm-4am Tues-Fri 4pm-4am, Sat-Sun 6pm-4am—18+ juice I R UR 45 L B 3 F US CONVENTION 205 L bar, nude dancers, private shows THE VIEWPOINT 42 PASSIONATE DREAMS (2) 130 I E W OREGON 9 C . A
t B D Y CENTER STARK ST. 128 16 7 82nd & NE Killngsworth (503) 254-0191 6644 SE 82nd Ave. (503) 775-6665 A R ZOO h 35
A L 138 46 P S CASA DIABLO GENTLEMEN’S CLUB V 34 V E A Mon-Sat 11am-2:30am, Sun 4pm-2:30am—3 stages, Full Bar, Food 10518-B NE Sandy Blvd. (503) 252-5559 N . G O S 131 D V R E 2839 NW St. Helens Rd. (503) 222-6600 E E W A D M .
B E . W 124 Daily 10am-4am—private lingerie & nude modeling S R 115 43 S W . S G Mon-Fri 2pm-2:30am, Sat 6pm-2:30am, Sun Closed UNION JACKS . C Y D O R R DIVISION ST. 144 136 26 938 E. Burnside (503) 236-1125 131 R E 127103 L 123 2 stages, full bar, food, lottery PEEP HOLE / MR. PEEP’S (2) 37 Y A 47 O R R K A N 116 Daily 2pm-2:30am—2 stages, Full Bar, Food 709 SE 122nd (503) 257-8617 E ER L U T. F F 148 DIV ISION S COCKTAILS AND DREAMS 10 . 22 D P G 28 RD S S 20625 SW TV Hwy, Aloha OR (503) 356-5624 DURHAM E A H 45 A 505 CLUB . L 109 3620 SE 35th (503) 236-6153 D N C POWELL146BLVD. 142 R L V 17 L 15 505 NW Burnside, Gresham (503) 666-2286 Simply Everything Adult—videos, showgirls, novelties N O I I Mon-Sat 11am-2:30am Sunday 1pm-2:30am—4 stages, full bar, food O O O E F N Y . 33I
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DANCIN’ BARE 11 W E H S 20 S 10 L 10931 SW 53rd Ave. (off Barbur Blvd.) (503) 768-9235 V W W 9 HOLGATE BLVD. 8440 N Interstate (503) 285-9073 O HOLGATE BLVD. 116D Daily 24 hours—private lingerie & nude modeling 112 135 L Y Daily 11:30am-2:30am —3 stages, full bar, food, lottery . . I LLSD ALE HWY. 129 PussycatS 134 B EAVE RTON- H DEVILS POINT 12 BUSINESSES 3 3414 NE 82nd (503) 206-5656 - Daily 24 hours 36 14 115 5305 SE Foster (503) 774-4513 133 122 131 40
5226 SE Foster Rd. (503) 774-3183 - Daily 24 hours OD STOCK FO Daily 11am-2:30am—topless dancing, burlesque, bands, full bar, lottery C WO ST 39 E R
101 Private lingerie & nude modeling E T H E RD R ANGELSPDX.COM 148 RSY . D. doc’s club 82 9 D F O 3533 SE 39th (503) 727-3580 RUMORS WEST 133 A 4229 SE 82nd Ave (503) 788-1500 R Fri & Sat 8pm-4am—couples, single women & select single men 9272 SW. Beaverton-Hillsdale Hwy. (503) 297-8910 130 Daily 11am-2:30am—2 stages, full bar, food, lottery H 139 4 137
102 Tues-Fri 1pm-6pm, Sat 2pm-6pm, (Sun & Mon by appointment) M I ADULT VIDEO ONLY STORES L 104 L THE DOLPHIN I 13 U Vancouver: 10620 NE 4th Plain Rd. (360) 253-2806 sexy dresses, exotic club wear, shoes & lingerie S .
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R 31 Mon-Thu 8am-midnight Fri-Sat 8am-1am Sun 8am-11pm 135 L SECRET PLEASURES A Daily 11:30am-2am—3 stages, full bar, food V N 1 Videos, mags, arcade, toys Y D O 3 4345 SW Rose Biggi Ave. (503) 644-5730 . S E V 2
R 108 E n THE DOLPHIN II 14 L T ER 115 ALL ADULT VIDEO 103 Sun-Thu 10am-2am, Fri & Sat 10am-4am—Private lingerie & D O AN d
10860 SW Beaverton Hills. Hwy. (503) 627-0666 . W S 14555 SE McLoughlin Blvd (503) 652-2004 nude modeling S 132 M A E V Daily 11:30am-2am—4 stages, full bar, food, lottery M 117 Daily 24 hours—videos, mags, arcade, toys SECRET RENDEZVOUS 136 E 15 O . DOUBLE DRIBBLE TAVERN AREA 69 104 12503 SE Division #C (503) 761-4040 R I LA 13550 SE Powell (503) 760-7096 WASHINGTON T A R ED ND R 7720 SE 82nd Ave (503) 774-5544 Daily 24 hours—private lingerie & nude modeling . 115 E L D. D SQUARE R KI G R D. Daily 11am-2:30am—1 stage, beer & wine, food RY R H N Daily 10am-2am—videos, magazines, toys, novelties 137 FER W SHEENA’S G-SPOT (3) OLL S W 16 H I 8 DREAM ON SALOON SC L Y BLUE SPOT VIDEO 106 3400 NE 82nd Ave. (503) 261-1111 . 2 CLACKAMAS W L 15920 SE Stark (503) 253-8765 S 2 I n 3232 NE 82nd (503) 251-8944 8315 SW Barbur Blvd. (503) 244-6666 G TOWN CENTER d K Mon-Sat 11am-2am, Sun 1pm-2am—2 stages, full bar, food E E Daily 24 hours—videos, mags, toys, arcade Daily 24 hours—Private shows A R R SU N V N Y DV8 17 R SI B E D BLUsh boutique 149 SHEER SENSATIONS 138 PK W E Y . R 5021 SE Powell Blvd. (503) 788-7178 L D. 611 SE Morrison St. (503) 481-8788 1441 SE 82nd (503) 774-1344 V Daily 11:30am-2:30am—2 stages, full bar, food Mon-Fri 12pm-7pm Sat-Sun 12pm-5pm—custom made exotic Daily 9am-Midnight—private lingerie & nude modeling D .
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EXOTICA INTERNATIONAL dancewear, lingerie, shoes, stockings . W O SILVER SPOON 139 Y U N T RY 240 NE Columbia (503) 285-0281 W CL 108 8521 SW Barbur Blvd (503) 245-0489 H U B CASTLE MEGASTORE H RD. Daily 11am-2:30am—5 stages, full bar, full menu, VIP room C A K
I R 9815 SW Capitol Hwy (503) 768-9305 Mon-Sat 10am-7pm Sun 12n-5pm—adult novelties L F US I L E W Hawthorne Strip 19 Daily 24 hours—videos, mags, novelties, toys & gags, tobacco products & incense C A
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1008 SE Hawthorne (503) 232-9516 V CATHIE’S 109 THE SMOKE SHACK 140 G O D E Daily 11am-2:30am—1 stages, full bar, full menu, lottery W M . W 8201 SE Powell #H (503) 771-9979 5030 SE Foster Rd. (503) 775-3646 S . S 115 D O C HottieS 20 Daily 9am-12am—videos, mags, toys, lingerie Mon-Sat 8am-8pm Sun 9am-8pm—adult novelties, R E 103 L RY K O R L A U 116 10140 SW Canyon Rd. (503) 643-7377 110 videos, tobacco products, glassware FE CENTERFOLD SUITES RD. 22 S P G Sun-Thurs 8pm-2am, Fri-Sat 7pm-4am—2 stages, juice bar, after DURHAM E A H 314 W Burnside, Suite 300 (503) 222-9823 SPARTACUS LEATHERS 141 N C L 146 O I I hours, dj, dancing O F N Mon-Thu 10am-4am Fri-Sat 24 hours Sun noon-4am—private 300 SW 12th Ave. (503) 224-2604 I B C 13 R B JD’S BAR ‘N’ GRILL 21 lingerie modeling M-Th 10am-11pm, Fri-Sat 10am-12mid, Sun 12n-9pm E H L W W V O D 4523 NE 60th (503) 288-9771 leather, lingerie, novelties, lotions, oils and more! L Y D.K. WILDS 112 . Daily 11:30am-2:30am—2 stages, beer & wine, food . 13355 SW Henry (503) 643-6645 STILL SMOKIN’ 142 JIGGLES 22 Daily 24 hours—videos, mags, toys, arcade, leather 12302 SE Powell Blvd. (503) 762-4219 7455 SW. Nyberg Rd. (503) 692-3655 EXOTIC NIGHTS BOOKS 114 Mon-Sat 8am-8pm Sun 9am-8pm—adult novelties, RSYT H E RD. Mon-Thu 3pm-3am, Fri-Sat 3pm-4am, Sun 6pm-3am—18+ juice 5620 NE MLK Blvd. (503) 493-3944 videos, tobacco products, glassware F O bar, beautiful women Daily 4pm-Midnight—adult novelties, arcade, videos, dvds, mags, toys SWEET SENSATIONS 143
NW EVERETT ST. 24 SE 6TH AVE. SE 7TH AVE. JODY’S BAR & GRILL 23 10018 SW Canyon Rd. (503) 297-3406 NW EVERETT ST. NW 4TH AVE. FANTASY For Adults Only (6) 115 NW 3RD AVE. NW 2ND AVE. 12035 NE Glisan (503) 255-5039 3137 NE Sandy - (503) 239-6969 - 24 Hours Mon-Thurs 8am-2am, Fri-Sat 7am-3am, Sun 10am-12mid NW DAVIS ST. NE DAVIS ST. Daily 7am-2:30am—2 stages, full bar, food 6440 SW Coronado - (503) 244-6969 - 24 Hours videos, erotica, novelties, lingerie 47 NW COUCH ST. V lucky devil lounge 1512 W Burnside - (503) 295-6969 - 24 Hours TABOO VIDEO (3) 144 ET E NE COUCH ST. R A 633 SE Powell Blvd. (503) 206-7350 10720 SW Beaverton Hillsdale Hwy - (503) 235-6969 Portland: 237 SE MLK Blvd. (503) 239-1678 N S NE SANDY BLVD. W. BURNSIDE ST. 6 M BURNSIDE BRIDGE Daily 7am-2:30am—1 stage, 1 full bar, incredible food, non-smoking 115 W. BURNSIDE ST. E 43 E. BURNSIDE ST. 15536 SE 82nd Dr. (503) 203-6969 - 24 Hours Portland: 2330 SE 82nd Ave. (503) 777-6033 121 141 129 M DVDs, arcade, erotica, preview, lingerie, apparel, and shoes Vancouver: 4811 NE 94th Ave. (360) 254-1126 SW ANKENY ST. O MAGIC GARDENS 24 25 110 R I SE ANKENY ST. LA Daily 24 hours—videos, arcade, mags, novelties W SW ASH ST. A R ED ND R 217 NW 4th (503) 224-8472 FANTASYLAND (2) 116 M SW OAK ST. L D. ORRI SW WASH M-Sat 12n-2:30am Sun 6pm-2:30am—1 stage, full bar, food 5228 SE Foster Rd. (503) 775-0094 148 SON SW STARK ST. SW PINE ST. H torched illusions ST. IN W SE ASH ST. GTO Y 25 16014 SE 82nd Dr. (503) 655-4667 17935 SW Tualatin Valley Hwy (503) 848-8546 N ST. . SE 13TH AVE. MARY’S CLUB SW ALDER 129 SW Broadway (503) 227-3023 Daily 24 hours—ideos, mags, arcade, toys Sun-Thurs 11am-9pm, Fri-Sat 11am-10pm—magazines, tobacco SE PINE ST. ST. 8 SE 6TH AVE. SE 7TH AVE. 117 products, glassware SE MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. BLVD. Daily 11:30am-2:30am—1 stage, full bar, snacks, lottery FASCINATIONS AVE. 3RD SE SE OAK ST.
MONTEGO’S 26 9515 SE 82nd Ave. (503) 774-4345 VALENTINE VIDEO 145 SE 2ND AVE. 15826 SE Division (503) 761-7293 Mon-Thu 8am-1am, Fri-Sat 8am-2am, Sun Noon-Mid. 6935 N Fessenden (503) 946-8497 SW 2ND AVE. SE STARK ST. SW 4TH AVE. SE 11TH AVE. 1pm-2am, 7 Days—2 stages, full bar, food Videos, mags, toys, novelties, lingerie and much more! Mon-Fri Noon-9pm, Sat-Sun Noon-6pm—rare and discount DVDs SE 12TH AVE. SW TAYLOR ST. SE 14TH AVE. 118 27 FAT COBRA VIDEO (2) Velour lingerie modeling 146 SE WASHINGTON ST. NICOLAI ST. CLUBHOUSE SW 3RD AVE. 5940 N Interstate (503) 247-DICK (3425) 144 2460 NW 24th (503) 227-5384 17030 SE McLoughlin Blvd. (503) 607-2232 SW 5TH AVE. MORR 5501 NW St. Helens Rd. (503) 222-0180 Daily 10am-2am—private lingerie and nude modeling SW 6TH AVE. ISON B SE ALDER ST. Mon-Fri 9am-2:30am Sat 11am-2:30am—1 stage, full bar, food SW BROADWAY AVE. Daily 10am-4am—videos, magazines, toys, novelties, leather, arcades RID 34 SW 14TH AVE. GE THE PALLAS 28 X-OTIC TAN 147 SW SALMON ST. SE MORRISON ST. FOXXY’S 119 3242 NE 82nd (503) 257-0622 SW 13TH AVE. 13639 SE Powell (503) 760-8128 SW 12TH AVE. 8405 NE Fremont St. (503) 255-1390 SW MAIN ST. SE 8TH AVE. Mon-Sa 11:30am-2:30am Sun 3pm-2:30am—3 stages, full bar, food Daily 9am-1am—private lingerie & nude modeling SW 11TH AVE. SE BELMONT ST. SW 10TH AVE.
Noon - Midnight Daily—Lingerie Modeling & Pampering for Men SE WATER AVE. 29 PIRATE’S COVE SW MADISON ST. FROLICS 120 SW JEFFERSON ST. SE YAMHILL ST. 7417 NE Sandy (503) 287-8900 8845 NE Sandy Blvd. (503) 408-9640 Daily 9am-2:30am—1 stage, full bar, food Daily 24 hours—videos, arcade, novelties, dancers SE TAYLOR ST. SE 13TH AVE. POP-A-TOP PUB 30 Did We Miss A Location? THE FUTURE 121 6210 NE Columbia (503) 281-3212 Let Us Know! SE SALMON ST. 931 SW Oak St. (503) 241-0875 Mon-Sa 10am-2:30am, Sun 3pm-7:30am—3 stages, beer & wine, food PHONE503.241.4317 Mon-Thurs 11am-6pm, Fri-Sat 11am-7pm, Sun 1pm-6pm HAWTHORNE BRIDGE SE MAIN ST. RIVERSIDE CORRAL 31 shoes, costumes, clubwear, fetishwear FAX503.914.0439 EMAIL 545 SE Tacoma (503) 232-6813 [email protected] NW EVERETT ST. 24 SE 6TH AVE. SE 7TH AVE. NW EVERETT ST. NW 4TH AVE. SE MADISON ST. Mon-Sa 10am-2:30am Su 1pm-1am—2 stages, full bar, food NW 3RD AVE. NW 2ND AVE. NW DAVIS ST. NE DAVIS ST. SE HAWTHORNE ST. 19 e x o t i c m a g a z i n e x m a g . c o m T. | NW COUCH S NE COUCH ST. NE SANDY BLVD. W. BURNSIDE ST. W. BURNSIDE ST. 6 BURNSIDE BRIDGE 43 115 121 141 129 E. BURNSIDE ST. SW ANKENY ST. 25 110 SW ASH ST. SE ANKENY ST. W M SW OAK ST. ORRI SW WASH SON SW STARK ST. SW PINE ST. ST. IN SE ASH ST. GTO
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SE HAWTHORNE ST. 19 Pleasure World 1843 NE 3rd St. / (541) 317-9723 NEWPORT Videos, Novelties, Lingerie, Books HAVEN DR. N A Open 9am - 2am Daily LOCK E Spice Video HAZELGREEN RD. NE 611 SW Coast Hwy. / (541) 574-6969 Stars Cabaret Videos, Magazines, Multi-Channel Arcade EXIT 197 NE Third St. / (541) 388-4081 KEIZER 260B 24 Hours / 7 Days Full Bar, Full Menu, Beautiful Dancers
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CENTER ST. NE CENTER ST. NE 17TH ST. NE Adult Shop 720 Garfield Street Roseburg (541) 345-2873 Videos, Magazines, Books, Novelties, Arcade, Lingerie filled with fun STA TE 2498 Old Highway 99E South (541) 957-3741 ST 24 Hours / 7 Days . K Novelties, Videos/Rentals, Arcade, Toys, Magazines D STATE ST. B&b Distributors Mon - Sat 9am - Midnight, Sun Noon - Midnight 710 W 6th Ave / (541) 683-8999
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If you are reading this day before November, on the other hand, has When you squat, the buildings collapse, article in October, it was most likely written historically been associated with the over-use revealing your breasts. You and your partner in late August. Last month, many of you of orange font and promises of door prizes finish the set by falling on top of each other. read the end result of a series of bad decisions in advertisements within this publication. “She Used to Work Here”: Jog your and whiskey shots, in which I reluctantly Although your club is probably planning memory for that one crazy bitch who’s been decided to “propose” in Exotic. What many the festivities as this magazine collects ashes fired from your club ten times. Dress in the people do not know is that I proposed to said and Pabst-drops, the sad truth is that every same outfit she used to wear and act out her lady in real life about three weeks before last other club in town is trying to upstage you. idiosyncrasies on stage. month’s magazine hit the stands. Having worked in four different clubs on “The DJ”: Consisting of a shirt for a band Then I broke up with her two days before Halloween, I speak (correction—urge) from no one’s ever heard of, an empty Jagerbomb the issue hit the stands, and for arguably experience in suggesting the following. shot-pint combo, a half-lit cigarette and a good reasons. DJs, save the obvious for the parking passed-out minor, this outfit will probably Oops? lot smoke breaks and/or club catastrophes. score you more free drugs than the g-string Every month, this column exploits real- Whether DK or Misfits, “Halloween” is a and halter top. life drama that happens with dancers, cop-out. Rocky Horror, Nightmare Before DJs, bouncers and bartenders. Until Christmas or other movie themes are lame recently, this article has never itself and obvious as well. Most importantly, been the subject of the drama, and I see avoid Halloween-marketed singles, such this engagement backfiring as nothing as “Monster Mash” or “Nightmare on more than a result of bad karma. Talk My Street.” If you do decide to play enough shit about strippers and sooner something you find using the search or later it will come back tenfold. Or feature on iTunes, at least make it at least that’s what my third grade something no one hears all month, math teacher told me. Regardless, the opting for “Everyday is Halloween” (also “Hey Ray, nice article” jeers have yet to useful for scaring 22-year-old metalheads end and I can only imagine what the who don’t know they own every other poor girl feels like. CD by the same band). Running with this month’s theme, Instead of taking the easy way out, I extend to my readers a frighteningly cater to the mood and play something disturbing vision of the future that genuinely spooky. By opting for Skinny came to me like a frat boy requesting Puppy or Bauhaus, you are giving Sublime—long-term commitment. yourself hundreds of songs from which Fear of death is associated with the to choose, none of which are familiar to psychological tension that results your regulars. Believe it or not, there is from realizing that one’s existence is a portion of horrorcore rap music that finite. In terms of single “life” even is genuinely spooky (Esham and ICP the thought of marriage brings single have a few diamonds in the Halloween- “death” one step closer. Exotic circulates song rough) and a wide variety of DJ- amongst bachelors, swingers, players, mixed compilations will suit a similar man whores and sluts. These are my need (local DJs Wicked and Evil One people, and I apologize to everyone for have both released Halloween-friendly not only insulting my audience, but mixtapes). Finish your set with a few for failing to live up to my duties as female-fronted, sin-friendly bands a chauvinistic, speed-dating, alcoholic (Storm and the Balls, Genitorturers) strip-club-DJ guru. I have seen death and then toss in “Never Gonna Give face-to-face, and it is scarier than you You Up” and “Don’t Stop Believing,” because You Can Take The Club Out of the DJ . . . think. No more first dates. No more spur-of- I told you to. If that doesn’t scare the club, Whether driven by boredom or by cover- the-moment trips to Humboldt. what will? up (“Oh sure, honey, I wasn’t looking for No more indo, gin or juice. Dancers, you go through costumes like an escort, I was reading Tales From the DJ It was nice, though, to drug-dealing boyfriends, so make sure to Booth”), more than one set of unlucky know that the only person pick a good one for the holiday. Costume, eyes grace this column every month, often to congratulate me was my not boyfriend. expecting an anecdote about a fellow editor. I think he’s been Chances are, the “oooh, I’m eeeevil” shit bouncer, bartender or “that one broad that married at least twice. has been played out and last year’s costume works at that one club on Tuesday nights.” still smells like cherry vodka, so use this Last month, however, the dirt was about
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If you are reading this day before November, on the other hand, has When you squat, the buildings collapse, article in October, it was most likely written historically been associated with the over-use revealing your breasts. You and your partner in late August. Last month, many of you of orange font and promises of door prizes finish the set by falling on top of each other. read the end result of a series of bad decisions in advertisements within this publication. “She Used to Work Here”: Jog your and whiskey shots, in which I reluctantly Although your club is probably planning memory for that one crazy bitch who’s been decided to “propose” in Exotic. What many the festivities as this magazine collects ashes fired from your club ten times. Dress in the people do not know is that I proposed to said and Pabst-drops, the sad truth is that every same outfit she used to wear and act out her lady in real life about three weeks before last other club in town is trying to upstage you. idiosyncrasies on stage. month’s magazine hit the stands. Having worked in four different clubs on “The DJ”: Consisting of a shirt for a band Then I broke up with her two days before Halloween, I speak (correction—urge) from no one’s ever heard of, an empty Jagerbomb the issue hit the stands, and for arguably experience in suggesting the following. shot-pint combo, a half-lit cigarette and a good reasons. DJs, save the obvious for the parking passed-out minor, this outfit will probably Oops? lot smoke breaks and/or club catastrophes. score you more free drugs than the g-string Every month, this column exploits real- Whether DK or Misfits, “Halloween” is a and halter top. life drama that happens with dancers, cop-out. Rocky Horror, Nightmare Before DJs, bouncers and bartenders. Until Christmas or other movie themes are lame recently, this article has never itself and obvious as well. Most importantly, been the subject of the drama, and I see avoid Halloween-marketed singles, such this engagement backfiring as nothing as “Monster Mash” or “Nightmare on more than a result of bad karma. Talk My Street.” If you do decide to play enough shit about strippers and sooner something you find using the search or later it will come back tenfold. Or feature on iTunes, at least make it at least that’s what my third grade something no one hears all month, math teacher told me. Regardless, the opting for “Everyday is Halloween” (also “Hey Ray, nice article” jeers have yet to useful for scaring 22-year-old metalheads end and I can only imagine what the who don’t know they own every other poor girl feels like. CD by the same band). Running with this month’s theme, Instead of taking the easy way out, I extend to my readers a frighteningly cater to the mood and play something disturbing vision of the future that genuinely spooky. By opting for Skinny came to me like a frat boy requesting Puppy or Bauhaus, you are giving Sublime—long-term commitment. yourself hundreds of songs from which Fear of death is associated with the to choose, none of which are familiar to psychological tension that results your regulars. Believe it or not, there is from realizing that one’s existence is a portion of horrorcore rap music that finite. In terms of single “life” even is genuinely spooky (Esham and ICP the thought of marriage brings single have a few diamonds in the Halloween- “death” one step closer. Exotic circulates song rough) and a wide variety of DJ- amongst bachelors, swingers, players, mixed compilations will suit a similar man whores and sluts. These are my need (local DJs Wicked and Evil One people, and I apologize to everyone for have both released Halloween-friendly not only insulting my audience, but mixtapes). Finish your set with a few for failing to live up to my duties as female-fronted, sin-friendly bands a chauvinistic, speed-dating, alcoholic (Storm and the Balls, Genitorturers) strip-club-DJ guru. I have seen death and then toss in “Never Gonna Give face-to-face, and it is scarier than you You Up” and “Don’t Stop Believing,” because You Can Take The Club Out of the DJ . . . think. No more first dates. No more spur-of- I told you to. If that doesn’t scare the club, Whether driven by boredom or by cover- the-moment trips to Humboldt. what will? up (“Oh sure, honey, I wasn’t looking for No more indo, gin or juice. Dancers, you go through costumes like an escort, I was reading Tales From the DJ It was nice, though, to drug-dealing boyfriends, so make sure to Booth”), more than one set of unlucky know that the only person pick a good one for the holiday. Costume, eyes grace this column every month, often to congratulate me was my not boyfriend. expecting an anecdote about a fellow editor. I think he’s been Chances are, the “oooh, I’m eeeevil” shit bouncer, bartender or “that one broad that married at least twice. has been played out and last year’s costume works at that one club on Tuesday nights.” still smells like cherry vodka, so use this Last month, however, the dirt was about
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e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m Kenny: Naw, I kill this music shit and One and did a clothing drive for the high if I didn’t feel like nobody, I’m sayin’ school kids in my city. It was called the nobody, else was fuckin’ with my thing First Annual Good Look Clothing Drive. I wouldn’t fuck with it! When people I basically wanted to do it because when come to see me perform we do our thing I was young I didn’t have anything. I I recently had the privilege to talk every time, like auto. didn’t have Nikes, I didn’t have anything. with a long-standing representative That is why I had to do things to eat. It Nick: Why did you create Make of the Portland music scene, the West costs to eat out here. Coast Bad Boy, Kenny Mack. You need Somethin Happen Records? Nick: What are some things that hold to check the knowledge, one time! Kenny: My Uncle was in a group called the Portland rap scene back right now? Nick: Kenny Mack thanks for granting Pleasure. They had ten albums out and this interview. Let’s quickly get people up they were from Portland, real big in the Kenny: I feel like the city would come to date on your latest moves. 70s and 80s. A lot of groups have sampled a long way if it came together to eat. them, Jay Z sampled them. They had Everybody wants the next person to Kenny: No problem, the record label a bad record deal and didn’t really eat come to their shows and watch them is MSH Records (Making Somethin like they should have eaten. When I was while they rock, but later they will be in Happen). I co-own the label with my young, I had a deal and part of having a the back having drinks or they rock and relative Glory. We also own Produkt of deal is grindin’ and benefiting from the roll out. Just like cats from other cities my Environment clothing line which is scenario. But when you run your own coming to our city thinking the city is a custom clothing line. We specialize in label, it’s your dough on the line. It’s sweet. That’s coming to an end. You can’t custom pieces for grown-ups and kids. kind of like being an intern. My in-house come to the city no more if you’re not T-shirts, hoodies, coats, shoes and jeans. producer Crispy Hendrix does about 50 showing love. If you ain’t coming and We are in the midst of our own shoe to 70 percent of the tracks at the label. dealing with the people that are running line, we also have a sub-line called 989 The majority of the tracks on my albums this city, that’s the bottom line. (life in the fast lane). We have about 400 are going to be from him because we plus pieces in circulation right now. The Nick: So what’s on the horizon for Planet have chemistry and his Uncle was the clothing line has been running for about Kenny Mack? lead singer in the group Pleasure. eight months now, so it is still a fledgling Kenny: I got the new album and DVD Nick: How do you get along with other company, but we are actually doing really The Streets Ain’t Safe which is coming out rap artists in Portland? well. As far as our music goes, everybody in the next few months. I’m just finishing knows its Planet Kenny Mack, it ain’t Kenny: I only fuck with who fucks up and we’re about to shoot the video crackin’ if it ain’t Kenny Mackin’. I have with me. for the first single. We got Pohop 10 been a music representative of Portland coming up, it starts on November 22nd. Nick: What are some important lessons for a while now and doing music since I We started Pohop, so that’s going to be you have learned in the rap game that the was a freshman in high school. big. People can YouTube Kenny Mack younger generation should know? Nick: I know you recently served some or Google “Kenny Mack.” You can reach time. When you were released, was it Kenny: One thing I have learned in this me at
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Tampons are practical but –Advice in Auburn a blow job one night because I was when someone finds your natural state on my period. His eyes lit up and he arousing, unplug and let it flow! Dear Tender Tushie, suggested that perhaps he should be –Wildflower Power to Ya! Too much: Considering that group the one servicing me orally. I laughed play is a new hobby of yours, I it off as a joke, until he slid downtown Need a Bottom Line? Send questions to: would think maybe you’re going at and actually went for it. I told him to [email protected] it full boar. Substitute anal play for stop, but he’s continued to suggest it “We are in no way, shape or form people something else during the session whenever the flow is in motion. Should that you should actually listen to. This is by to give your butt some time to heal no means a certified medical advice column. I just put a stake in his heart and kick We’re simply two gals living in the land of and relax. There are so many nerve him to the curb with a doggie bag full confusion with everybody else, sharing our endings in and around the area that of tampons? I like the guy and the sex pearls of wisdom as we see fit. it may be damaging some blood vessels is fantastic but I’m having a really hard
e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m causing your discomfort. Too fast: One time indulging him this request. Looking thing that I would ask you to focus on is forward to your responses. the quickness in which all these things –Bloody Confused are happening. When you receive, is Hello Wolf Moon Romance, the giver taking the time to prepare your Sacrifice in bed is something I think orifice properly? You can’t just go and almost every couple has to go through cram anything in there. It needs to be at one point or another. It’s safe to say worked and massaged into readiness. that he has his red wings, but why he Too often: Frequency can have a great does is beyond me as well. I don’t even effect on how you feel afterwards. Just want to be touched when I’m OTR, so like going on a hike can really burn I can understand your discomfort. On your buns if you don’t do it often the other hand he likes to do it and enough, taking it in the caboose if it doesn’t feel bad maybe you can for the first time is what I would indulge him this bizarre sexual act consider, a time for delicacy. he prefers because it’s not necessarily –Pantera awful for you to endure. The main part here is that you communicate your Dear Dancing Buns, position. If you are uncomfortable with First, congrats for bringing it and there is no way it can happen, new experiences into your he might want to find someone else, in sexual life while being safe which case the bag of tampons are not about it! Here are some be necessary. He’ll leave on his own. suggestions: Use more lube, –Pantera Dear Bottom Line, take longer breaks between play I’ve recently come into a problem I dates so the anal muscles can resume Dear Bloody, don’t feel comfortable asking anyone I a natural resting state, get a desk that is Excuse me, but I just don’t get it. If know about. Over the last few months for standing (that is healthier anyway, a guy wants to give you head any I have started to experiment with especially for long hours in front of the time and it is good head (and safe), sexual deviances more wild than I’ve computer), tell your office mates that spread em! We share spit and been brave enough to explore in the you have been working out more and cum, why not a little more iron in past. While the majority of my exploits it has made your bottom sore (that isn’t the diet? This guy obviously has a leave me feeling both satisfied and a total lie after all). As for being guilt good time in the river of red so why safe, one activity in particular has me free, what do you feel guilty about? not let him indulge? You seem to be wondering what to do. I’ve started Sounds like you are enjoying one of the one with the hang up. Certainly engaging in group “play” scenarios the many orifices we have to play with blood, like other bodily fluids can that involve a lot of anal contact, all and you are being safe too! Guilt is carry STDs, so be sure you are not safe, of course. I’m discovering more outdated, spread those cheeks with a carrier if you want to protect him and more how much I get excited by pride baby! from anything. Otherwise, keeping its possibilities. The problem though, is –Wildflower Power to Ya! him from living out his fetish is only that I work in an office during the day protecting him from wanting you where I have to maintain a professional Dear Ladies, more. In many cultures and times long appearance. As I’ve become more My newest boyfriend just busted out ago menstrual blood was considered involved in my private community, with a suggestion the other night that the fluid which held feminine power. In I’ve noticed that I get uncomfortably blew my mind. I met him at a Goth some tantric practices people drink sore sitting at my desk all day. I tried night one of my girlfriends dragged me it as part of building strength and bringing in pillows and all that to soften to, and though the Goth scene really vitality. Do some research about the pain, but to no avail. How can I isn’t my thing, this dude was HOT! He the good of menstrual blood. Get continue my private intimate life guilt looked like he walked right off the set comfortable with it, it comes from and free, while maintaining professionalism of an Anne Rice flick. After we had belongs to you. Don’t believe the in the office and not leaving my been devouring each other sexually feminine hygiene product industry, coworkers wondering why I’m dancing for a couple of weeks straight, I told which leads us to believe our blood is from cheek to cheek? him he was going to have to settle for disgusting. Tampons are practical but –Advice in Auburn a blow job one night because I was when someone finds your natural state on my period. His eyes lit up and he arousing, unplug and let it flow! Dear Tender Tushie, suggested that perhaps he should be –Wildflower Power to Ya! Too much: Considering that group the one servicing me orally. I laughed play is a new hobby of yours, I it off as a joke, until he slid downtown Need a Bottom Line? Send questions to: would think maybe you’re going at and actually went for it. I told him to [email protected] it full boar. Substitute anal play for stop, but he’s continued to suggest it “We are in no way, shape or form people something else during the session whenever the flow is in motion. Should that you should actually listen to. This is by to give your butt some time to heal no means a certified medical advice column. I just put a stake in his heart and kick We’re simply two gals living in the land of and relax. There are so many nerve him to the curb with a doggie bag full confusion with everybody else, sharing our endings in and around the area that of tampons? I like the guy and the sex pearls of wisdom as we see fit. it may be damaging some blood vessels is fantastic but I’m having a really hard
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