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Content ... Or How to Use the Hyper Halfling's Book of Lists. Why And Content ... or how to use The Hyper Halfling's Book of Lists. Why and How To Use This Book This ook is designed as a supplemental aid for fantasy Within a list% words in 0stars* indi#ate the title of another list. roleplaying games. !t is primarily an in-game tool to help fill in (1ap #ase em ossed with 0sigil0( means that the item is a map the storytelling gaps #aused y unforeseea le events, ut #an #ase em ossed with the sigil you roll or #hoose from the (Sigil( also e used to uild stories efore the game starts. list. The word in 0stars* may e singular or plural% depending on the #ontext in whi#h you find it. The !ndex uses the singular &o matter how well the game master prepares, players will form of ea#h word. always end up asking a 'uestion there's no answer for. !nstead of saying (Sorry% ! didn't plan for that%( these Lists make it !f you should ever roll the same item twi#e, you ha$e #hoi#es. possi le to 'ui#kly roll up an answer. *or those who prefer to 2ou #an re"roll% or you #an decide it is the e,a#t same item% make things up as they go% these Lists offer myriad options to or part of a set% or you #an descri e it so differently that it is #om at lank rain moments. #learly an uni'ue and unrelated item. (. pair of suede glo$es( #ould e (an old and worn ut well"made pair of faded lue This ook assumes you ha$e a##ess to at least one standard ladies' suede glo$es" or (a dusty rown pair of one" eaded set of polyhedral di#e and know how to use them. !f you don't% suede glo$es with sleeves that rea#h nearly to the el ow". google it or go to your fa$ourite gaming shop and they'll help 2ou #an alter any item in any way you like. you out. Those of you who prefer #hoosing #an ignore the di#e. These Lists state what an item appears to e. .ny additional +on't expect to find lists of things easily googled% like natural information is left to the 31's discretion. *eel free to use as animals, trees or arti#les of #lothing. There are also no lists of much or as little of the information gi$en as you like, and there's things easily found in #ore rulebooks, such as weapons% armour% nothing wrong with substitutions. !f you roll something a out monsters, spells or magi# items. !nstead% there are lists of el$es% ut in your world el$es don't exist% you should su stitute things that #ould e found in someone's po#ket% a#kpa#k or something that makes more sense. !t's also not necessary to #loset- ways to measure random items, and what you might disclose all a$aila le information a out an item. Some players find in your ration pa#k or a farmhouse pantry. prefer (!t's a #lay plate" and others want to know all a out the painted pattern on the front and the maker's mark on the a#k. ! en#ourage those of you who like deep detail to #reate reasons The information found in scrolls, ooks and maps may e for items to e what and where they are. .n o /ect found under flawed% either y a##ident or on purpose, or perfe#tly a##urate. a ed in the inn #ould e of passing noti#e or the fo#us of an The reality of any list result is sub/ect to the imagination of the entire #ampaign. Sample31. .ll attri utes are file$aria le, so every List result is uni'ue. !nde, .lpha eti#ally y List &ame Volume 4 Volume 4 page 7 page 7 0Ba#kpa#k0 Backpack bits and pie#es p. 8 0&ame0 First and last; male and female p. ?8 0Barmaid0 Names and details of barmaids & stable boys p. 9 0&i#kname0 Titles, endearments and earned names p. ?> 0Book0 Book titles and content des#riptions p. 11 0@antry0 Pantry, market or general store foods inventory p. ?: 0Car$ing0 Figurines and other small carve"work p. 16 0@eople0 Pre"made people. Just add water. p. ?; 0City0 City names and temperaments p. 18 0@o#ket0 Items small enough to fit in an average po#ket p. >< 0Component0 Spell components & odd gunk in jars p. <= 0@otion0 Potion qualities p. >? 0Container0 Vessels to put things in p. >: 0@owder0 Dusts p. >: 0Conversation0 Snippets overheard in passing p. <1 0@rophe#y0 Visions of the future from seers of the past p. >9 0Curse0 Curses and items to go with them p. <8 0Quirk0 Odd or notable qualities of people p. := 0+rink0 Alcoholic beverages p. <9 0Cation0 Travel food p. :< 0*urniture0 Chairs, tables and other building"fillers p. <; 0)#ene0 @ainting, tapestry and pottery images p. :? 0Gem0 Gems and jewels and similar shiny things p. 8= 0)#roll0 S#rolls, papers, pages and par#hments p. :: 0!nn0 Inns% taverns and houses of ill repute p. 81 0Sigil0 Sym ol, signet, em lem, arms, bla6on% mark or flag p. :; 0!tem0 Items that could be anything, anywhere p. 8< 0Smell0 Odouriferous smelly s#ents p. 9= 05o 0 Jo s, professions, trades and apprenticeships p. 8? 0Sound0 .uditory e,perien#es p. 71 05unk0 Broken, clutter and things of little value p. 8: 0)pi#e0 Spices, herbs and other e,otic flavours. p. 98 01ap0 Maps p. 81 0)tarter0 Blank brain busters p. 9> 01eal0 Meals; inn, farmhouse and feast p. 8; 0)tatue0 Statue su je#ts and poses p. 9: 01easurement0 Age, colour% fit, quality, si6e, te,ture, et# p. ?= 0Three Words0 Snippets of spee#h or writing p. 9; 01usi#0 Titles of lyrical and instrumentalSample pie#es p. ?< 0Treasure0 Treasure file p. 9D Ba#kpa#k The shoulder ag found with the #orpse under a ush Coll per#entile to find your pa#k. The indi$idual die indi#ator eside the #ara$an tra#k% is for finding a single item inside the pa#k. !f you'd like or% the #hance to roll a nothing% use a larger die. (! pi#k up the a#kpa#k that the ig guy tossed aside during The pa#k itself #ould e a a#kpa#k% shoulder ag% hand ag% the ar fight and we lea$e 'uietly. Very 'uietly.( tra$el #ase% sa#k tied with a rope, or other stuff"holder- in $arious states of repair% #leanliness and original 'uality. E0measurement0F Ba#kpa#k% List 1% @art 1 d1== 1. Ed;F #lean folded shirt% #lean folded so#ks, hair rush, soap% 14. Ed:F pennywhistle, tiny mittens on string% tiny folded so#ks, washcloth, #loth-wrapped /erky% ag of apples% 0 ook0 par#hment"wrapped #ookies, feather% old #loth #at <. Ed10) sooty #ookpot% sti#ky frying pan% metal mug% waterskin, 1>. Ed:F head"lamp helmet% pi#ka,e, < hea$y leather glo$es, wineskin, 8 paper twists of 0spi#e0% potato% roasting fork meat pie in an et#hed lunch tin, un#h of #arrots 8. Ed12F tor#h% flint% rope% string% ell% whistle, 4 round mar les, 16. Ed10) /ar of 0powder0% frayed rope, 4 dirty stones% pi#ka,e% #anvas ag of #altrops, edroll- pa#k is waterproof scrap of fa ri#% dried end of read% dirty leather left glo$e ?. Ed;F < strap"on oot spikes, < thi#k fur"lined wool glo$es, 19. Ed:F tiny hammer% singed leather s#rap% tiny pliers, lo#kpi#ks% < pairs thi#k wool so#ks, fur"lined earflap hat% i#e pi#k wet #lay in oiled #anvas, all of string >. Ed;F wig% reversi le pants% reversi le shirt% fake mousta#he% 18. Ed:F ag of raisins, ag of dried lueberries, flask of garli# oil% fa#e paint% makeup kit% elevator oots% #heap neckla#e rasp erry fruit leather% salmon /erky% ag of ha6elnuts :. Ed:F /ewelled s#eptre, small sa#k of foreign #oin, #hip of stone, 19. Ed10) par#hment% 0map0% 0scroll0% /ournal% pen, extra pen ni % #har#oal pencil% sweaty andana% 0map0 ink, 'uill% pouch of sand% 0 ook0- pa#k is a s#roll #ase 9. Ed?F par#hment full of nature sket#hes, lank par#hment% <0. Ed;F ag of wood #hips% half"made 0#ar$ing0% 0 ook0% 0map0% #har#oal pencil% wooden o, of dried erries knife, folding #ampfire grill% fist"si6ed wood url% 0potion0 ;. Ed?F #loth-wrapped #hild's toy% worn so#ks wadded in a all% <1. Ed:F fan#y ladies' moisturiser #ream in glass /ar% nail la#'uer% list of names, list of natural #reatures- pa#k is $ery small hair rush, /ewelled hair #lip% silk glo$es, silk s#arf D. Ed:F rolled #anvas paint rush holder with d: rushes, pear% <<. Ed?F ra it's foot% tiny skull with 0gems0 in eye so#kets% lank #anvas% rolled painting E0scene0F% paint o,% 0powder0 pressed ?"leaf #lo$er% feathered ird's eak talisman 10. Ed:F ag of salt% skinning knife, sewing needle, leather #ord% <8. Ed12F #lippings from 7 types of evergreen% 0powder0% apple, whistle, string with teeth from multiple #reatures leather #ord% string of #ar$ed one eads, ag of walnuts 11. Ed:F scissors% o, of fine threads in many #olours% mono#le, <4.
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