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SHORT FUNNIES DUMB & DUMBER MOVIE TRIVIA NHL PLAYOFFS TRIVIA Two children went into their parent’s bathroom and no- 1. Who was the first player in NHL history to play ticed the scale in the corner. “Whatever you do,” cau- 1. What are Harry & llyod’s last names? 50 playoff games with three different teams? tioned one child to the younger one, “don’t step on it!” 2. What is the name of the pet store they planned to open? “Why not?” asked the sibling. “Because every time mom 2. Which pair of brothers combined to score the 3. What is the name of the girl who cheated with Lyoyd on Harry? does, she lets out an awful scream!” most career playoff goals (131)? 4. What did Harry spend his life savings on? Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." 3. Who is the only player in NHL history to Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir." 5. What state does Llyod think Aspen is in? two different teams to Stanley Cups championships? 6. What was the name of dead bird Llyod sold to the blind kid? 4. Who was the first player to win the Conn Smythe 7. Finish this quote, said by Harry: “Out of the blue, sends trophy twice in his career? me a ______letter.” 5. Who holds the record with 62 points in 8. Finish this quote, “That’s a nice set of ______you Finals history, 9 more points than ? have there...the owls.” 6. set the record for most goals in a 9. What was Mr. Mentalino’s cause of death at the single playoffs in 1976. What player equaled it in restaurant, Dante’s Inferno? 1985, thanks to four hat tricks? POLICE DOG NHL PLAYOFFS TRIVIA ANSWERS A friend of mine is a deputy with the sheriff's de- 1. Claude Lemieux 2. Henri & partment canine unit. One evening, the deputy 3. 4. 5. Jean Beliveau was dispatched to the scene of a possible burglary, 6. with Oilers where he discovered the back door of a building YOURENOTCOOKIN.COM ajar. He let the dog out his patrol car and com- manded it to enter and seek. Jumping from the 100+ MENUS ARE NOW ONLY A SCAN AWAY back seat, the dog headed for the building. After ENTER TO WIN $100 GIFT CARD lunging through the doorway, the dog froze and FLAVOR CAPE BRETON backed out. My friend was puzzled until he inves- tigated further and saw the sign on the building: ESCAPE OUTDOORS CAPE BRETON "Veterinarian's Office." $2000 in PRIZES TO BE WON - COMING SOON 39 & HOLDING DUMB & DUMBER MOVIETRIVIA ANSWERS A young child asked a woman how old she was. She an- 1. Harry Dunne & Llyod Chrsitmas 2. I Got Worms swered, "39 and holding." The child thought for a moment, 3. Frada Feltcher 4. Sheep Dog Van 5. California then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?" 6. Petey 7. John Deere 8. Hooters 9. Rat Poison