“We're Gonna Be Really Bad at Song Titles Unless It's

“WE’RE GONNA BE REALLY BAD AT SONG TITLES UNLESS IT’S JUDAS PRIEST” make things too easy with something off of ‘Witchcult counterparts, so this track should be easy Today’ or ‘Come My Fanatics’, so we chose something peasy for these two. from the first album… Brett: “Now, this is probably Cathedral…” Brett: “I don’t know this song…” What the fuck?! Joe: “Wait for the vocals!” Brett: “I wish it was Cathedral.” Brett: “No, I don’t know it.” Joe: “It’s Clutch, but I don’t know the Joe: “Shit, no, I don’t either…” name. I couldn’t tell you the name even if it Brett: “Is it Cathedral?” was the song of my favourite band. “ Joe: “No, how could this be Lee Dorrian?!” It’s ‘Devil’s Bride’ by Electric Wizard. ELDER Brett: “Is that on ‘We Live’?” ‘Dead Roots No, the first album. Stirring’ FROM Brett: “I don’t know that album, but I guess I need ‘Dead Roots to.” Stirring’ (METEORCITY, ISIS 2011) ‘Grinning Mouths’ FROM hese dudes played Roadburn 2013 ‘Panopticon’ Ttogether, so this should be familiar, (IPECAC, 2004) however, the intro to this particular track is oe claims to be a big fan ridiculously long, so watching Brett and Joe Jof Isis, so let’s put this love try to figure it out is going to be hilarious. to the test. ‘Panopticon’ is one of Isis’ better known Brett: “I don’t know this one.” Joe: “What is this from? It’s really hard to tell.” records, so we have made this a little too easy, but the Joe: “You have to wait!” ‘Primitive And Deadly’. proof of the knowledge is in the listening… Brett: “It sounds cool though.” Brett: “That’s a good one, but I know none of Joe: “Oh! I know this! It’s Isis!” Joe: “Kinda like a riff that you would write.” the songs.” Brett: “It’s from ‘Oceanic’.” Brett: “It’s super heavy on the bass – is it Russian Joe: “I don’t know the title…” Circles?” BEASTMILK It’s ‘Grinning Mouths’. No. ‘Void Mother’ FROM ‘Use Joe: “That’s on ‘Panopticon’.” Joe: “It sounds like it could be Pelican.” Your Deluge’ It’s ‘Dead Roots Stirring’ by Elder. (SVART, 2012) TOOL Brett: “Oh shit, that was pretty sweet.” e’re throwing the ‘Undertow’ FROM ‘Undertow’ Wguys a massive (ZOO ENTERTAINMENT, 1993) EARTH curveball here, and this isn’t even an album track, it’s off an EP. Maybe we’re omething from the proggier ‘Rooks Across The Gate’ being a bit mean, but serious Send of the spectrum, since FROM ‘Primitive And Deadly’ Brownie points if they manage to this seems to be well within (SOUTHERN LORD, 2014) Pallbearer’s repertoire. We also threw this on here just nother doom staple, so one get it! because we could and this song is an absolute classic. Athat should be easy to get. Brett: “It sounds kinda poppy.” Brett: “Kyuss?” Also, Dr. Carlson’s potent guitar twang is so distinctive Joe: “OH! [hammers fist on table] It’s Joe: “No, it’s Tool. I mean, it sounds like it could be that, if they don’t get it, we’re marching straight up Beastmilk!” Tool. Is it Tool?” to the promoter and demanding they cancel tonight’s Brett: “You’re really good at this, I Yes, it’s Tool. show. think there’s only one you haven’t gotten Brett: “‘Santa Claus Is Coming To Town’!” so far!” CLUTCH Joe: “Earth!” ‘Mr. Freedom’ FROM ‘Earth Brett: “Is this off ‘The Bees Made Honey In The Lion’s www.PallbearerDoom.com Rocker’ Skull?’” (WEATHERMAKER, 2013) his blues rock troupe are Tfamiliar with anyone and FINAL SCORE: 50% everyone who has ever taken the slightest interest If we could award full marks for just getting the band right we would, but that’s not how the in doom and all its game works, so it’s a pretty average score for the Pallbearer boys. We’ve thrown in a pity percentage for Beastmilk, but they need to swot up if they hope to do better next time! DA RULES Fifteen minutes, no limits. One point for each artist and another for the song. No Arguments. TERRORIZER #283 73.

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