Certified Angus Beef • Local, Organic Buns
GIG HARBOR Snoqualmie Ice Cream Shakes
Appetizer Experiments Burger Experiments Fish n’ Fries
Sweet & Spicy Fried Pickles - Served with Made with CAB (Certified Angus Beef) premium Corn flake crusted Alaskan cod, malt vinegar slaw, Tapatio dipping sauce. 8.99 ground chuck (unless noted). Served with choice bread and butter pickle tartar. 15.99 of side, a pickle spear, on an organic bun. Buffalo Chicken Roll Ups - Crispy fried egg Please see THE LIST for all patty options, subs, rolls stuffed with pulled chicken breast, cream cheese, sauces, cheeses, toppings and sides. bleu cheese, green onions, and buffalo sauce reduction. Served with cool Celery Ranch. 9.99 James West*- CAB patty coated in cowboy steak rub, house made Guajillo cream cheese, bacon, Papa’s Bacon Brussels - Crispy Brussels tossed in BBQ sauce, onion rings. 15.99 bacon vinaigrette. 8.99 The Forager*- Swiss, mushrooms, roasted Gavacho’s Totchos - Tots topped with cheesy garlic mayo. 13.99 sauce, crumbled bacon, green onions, sour cream and Satan’s Tears Ketchup. 10.99 OG Tear Jerker*- Pepper Jack, grilled onions Fish n’ Fries and jalapeños, Satan’s Tears Ketchup and Habanero Cheese Curds - Breaded and deep fried Mayo. 12.99 Wisconsin Cheddar cheese curds. Served with Tapatio dipping sauce. 9.99 Homage to the Dick’s Deluxe*- Build Your Own American cheese, bacon, grilled onions, Top Burger* 11.99 Secret Burger Sauce. 13.99
Faux Real - Beyond meatless patty, creamy Chao 1. Choose ONE Burger Patty/Meat cheese, vegan Top Secret Burger Sauce, lettuce and 2. Choose ONE Topping tomato. 15.99 3. Choose ONE Sauce The Smoker*- Smoked Gouda, bacon, grilled 4. Add Cheese for $1.50 onions and Smoker Sauce. 14.99 5. Choose ONE Side Bahn, James Bahn*- Dork (Duck + Pork), Cheese Curds pickled carrots, cucumber, daikon, fresh cilantro and sweet chili mayo. 15.99 THE LIST Dogsticks - Three mini all-beef Hebrew National Burger of the Gods*- Crumbled Bleu hot dogs fried in our sweet white corn batter. Served cheese, candied balsamic onions, Super Gorgonzola Burger Patties: CAB patty (Certified Angus with Papa’s BBQ and Black Pepper Mustardaise. 10.99 Spread. 13.99 Beef), Beyond Vegan Patty ($1), Vegan Bean Patty, Funyun Chicharrones - Chicken Breast, Dork ($2). Hot and crackling Mac Daddy ‘MeriCAN*- Two quarter Double Patty - $3.5 / Triple Patty - $6 pork rinds, tossed in our funyun seasoning blend. pound beef patties, Billion Island sauce, lettuce, Add Bacon (2 slices) - $2 / (4 slices) - $3 Served with buttermilk ranch. 7.99 tomato, American cheese, pickles, and onions on an organic bun. 16.99 Cheeses ($1.50 each): Cheddar, American, The Pineapple Express*- Cheddar, grilled Pepper Jack, Monterey Jack, Bleu cheese, Swiss, pineapple, lettuce, tomato, teriyaki glaze, mayo. 12.99 Guajillo cream cheese, Smoked Gouda, Chao Salad Experiments Cheese, Super Gorgonzola Spread. The CODFather - Corn flake panko crusted Alaskan cod, cheddar, bacon, malt vinegar coleslaw, Toppings: Grilled onions, candied balsamic South Lake Caesar* - Romaine hearts bread and butter pickle tartar, organic bun. 12.99 onions, pineapple, jalapeños, mushrooms, avocado, tossed in our Caesar dressing. Topped with fresh fried egg*, onion rings, Bahn Mi veggies, cheese shaved Parmesan cheese and house made garlic Cali Chicken Club - Chicken breast, Swiss, curds ($1). Add $1 per extra topping. rosemary croutons. 8.99 avocado, lettuce, tomato, onion, buttermilk ranch, Add chicken breast for 4.25 organic bun. 13.99 Sauces: #Freeloader Sauces (up to 2 free): Billion Island sauce, Buttermilk Ranch, Bread and Chop Chop - Ribbon-cut romaine, chicken, The Classic ‘MeriCAN*- American cheese, Butter Pickle Tartar, Satan’s Tears Ketchup, Papa’s bacon, blue cheese crumbles, grape tomatoes, shredded lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, bacon, Billion Homemade BBQ, Honey Mustard, Teriyaki Glaze, cucumbers and herbs tossed in buttermilk-herb Island sauce. 13.99 Top Secret Burger sauce, Vegan Top Secret Burger dressing. 12.49 Sauce, Plain Mayo. #Bigballer Sauces (.35 each): Roasted Garlic Mac & Caesar Mayo, Sweet Chili Mayo, Habanero Mayo, Jalapeño Build your Own! Ranch, Tapatio Mayo, Smoker Sauce. Cheddar American Mac with your choice of one Sides: Fries, crispy tots, sweet fries ($1), mac topping, served with our South Lake Caesar. 11.99 fries ($2) garlic fries or tots ($2), onion rings Toppings: Jalapeños, sour cream, bacon ($2), Caesar salad ($2), house salad ($2), Brussels pieces, sautéed mushrooms, seasoned sprouts ($3), Cheddar mac ($3), mac du jour ($4), ground beef. loaded mac du jour ($5). Additional Toppings: 1.25 The Classic ‘MeriCAN Buns: Udi’s gluten-free buns ($1), lettuce wrap Make it Mac Du Jour: 1.25 (FREE), grilled cheese sandwich buns ($3).
*Burgers and eggs may be cooked to order - consuming raw or undercooked meats may increase your risk for foodborne illness. Certified Angus Beef • Local, Organic Buns Snoqualmie Ice Cream Shakes GIG HARBOR
Hand-Spun Boozie Shakes - $11.99 (keep it virgin 8.99)
The Drunken Elvis – Vanilla ice cream, All Natural Shakes graham cracker, peanut butter, banana, with a test tube spike of Malibu Banana, Pinnacle Whipped Vodka and Small 12oz - 6.99 Irish Cream. Large 16oz - 8.99 Straight-Up Vanilla Caramel Macchiato – Vanilla ice cream, chocolate ganache, caramel sauce, coffee, with a test Strawberry tube spike of caramel vodka, Irish Cream and Kahlua. Nesquick Chocolate Cinnamon Toast Crunk – Vanilla ice cream Nutella and Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with a test tube spike of Sinfire Cinnamon Whiskey. Banana Cream Pie Oreo Mint Chocolate Chip Orange Creamsicle Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Boston Cream Donut Spike Your Shake! Spike your shake for $4 with Kahlua, Irish Cream, Malibu Coconut, Whipped Cream Vodka & More! Booze!
Lunchbox Cocktails Wine
House Red 7 Too Skool 4 Kool - Vodka, rum, gin, triple sec, fresh squeezed margarita mix and House White 7 Kool-Aid. 8 Draft Beers Cinnamon Toast Crunk!
Root Beer Barrels - Pinnacle Whipped Coors Light (CO) Vodka, Irish Cream and Barq’s root beer on 7 Seas Brewing (WA) the rocks. 8 Mac & Jacks (WA) LunchBox Lemon Drop - Pyramid Hefeweizen (WA) Beverages (non-alcoholic) Pearl Citrus Vodka, fresh lemons, Boundary Bay Brewery (WA) simple syrup and a splash of Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Barq’s Root Beer, Silver City Brewing (WA) lemonade. Shaken, served with a Ginger Ale, Iced Tea (bottomless) 3.99 Kool-Aid sugar rim. 8.5 Harmon Brewing (WA) Tang, Kool-Aid 3.99 Rotating Cider Fresh Squeezed Lemonade 4.99 Strawberry Lemonade 4.99 Absolut Mule - Absolut Seasonal Brews Arnold Palmer (1 refill) 4.49 Vodka, ginger beer and a splash of Caffé Vita Coffee 3.99 lime juice in a copper mug. 9 Canned Beer
Tang-O-Rita - Tequila, triple sec, Rainier Tall Boy (16oz) 4.5 fresh muddled limes, Tang and fresh squeezed margarita mix. 8.5 lunchboxlaboratory.com
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