CampusTHURSDAY, APRIL 2, 2015 / VOLUME 142, ISSUE 8 Times SERVING THE UNIVERSITY OF ROCHESTER COMMUNITY SINCE 1873 / campustimes.org Seligman hosts Artist installs Susan B. Anthony town hall meeting mural in Dewey tunnel BY JULIANNE MCADAMS Music’s continual top rankings; SENIOR STAFF new buildings such as Goergen, LeChase and Rettner Halls; UR President Joel Seligman improvements in dining; the held a town hall meeting on renovation of the Fredrick Tuesday, March 31, to discuss Douglass Building; and the Paul past and current developments J. Burgett Intercultural Center. in University infrastructure. According to Seligman, a new Seligman also discussed the student dorm that would be recent announcement of a closer to athletic facilities and tuition increase for the coming that could house some athletic year and the recent controversy resources of its own is currently surrounding offensive dialogue in the planning stages. on Yik Yak. Seligman also mentioned in- After his presentation, progress and recent projects, Seligman received audience including the Golisano questions; if he could not Children’s Hospital, Saunders address an individual problem, Research Building at URMC, he encouraged students to email College Town’s new retail him so that he could put them establishments, Mt. Hope in contact with the appropriate Lofts, the new parking garage people. Students’ questions and plans to renovate the River dealt with issues of racial Campus Libraries and add a new tension, sustainability, tuition Humanities Center. BRIAN CAPUTO / STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER and community engagement. Seligman said that UR plans UR hired Rochester-area artist Sarah Rutherford to paint a mural of Susan B. Anthony in the tunnels underneath Dewey Hall. to focus on four major areas. Seligman discussed the BY SAM PASSANISI Rutherford said, “I wanted to do been working as an artist in University’s Capital Campaign “We are ready for the next NEWS EDITOR something that had meaning at U Rochester for the past eight years, and its achievement in raising level,” he said, referring to of R.” The mural depicts Susan B. and that she has been painting $1.2 billion. He then listed a University initiative called Rochester-based artist Sarah Anthony as a young woman on murals and other public art for several initiatives of the “The Next Level,” which aims Rutherford, who was hired by the left, and as an older version of the last four. Her other projects University, which include but to continue improving the the University to paint a mural herself on the right. Rutherford have included an installation at are not limited to: 17 new University, especially within on campus, is at work this week said that her design for the mural the Rochester Public Market and majors; the Eastman School of SEE SELIGMAN PAGE 3 in the tunnel system under extends onto the facing wall, two murals at the city’s Highland Dewey Hall. The mural, entitled with images of dandelions, birds, Hospital. “Her Voice Carries,” depicts and a young college-age woman “Rochester has a really strong Meliora Challenge a young and an old version representing Anthony’s legacy. art community,” Rutherford of 19th- and 20th-century While on campus, Rutherford said, citing other local artists women’s rights activist Susan B. has worked with Sage Art Center Rizzo, St. Monci and Mr. Prvrt as meets $1.2 billion goal Anthony. Rutherford is working and with Undergraduate Advisor among her primary inspirations. BY RACHAEL SANGUINETTI University friends, trustees and in the tunnel connecting Hoyt of Studio Arts Allen Topolski. Rutherford is also a member SENIOR STAFF students. Auditorium and Dewey Hall. She said that several art classes of the international public art “Alumni have been a big part of The tunnel has remained open have visited her to talk about the initiative “WALL \ THERAPY,” The University announced the campaign,” said Senior Vice during the installation so that mural, and that two UR students which has produced over 100 this week that fundraising efforts President for Administration students can watch as progress have stopped by to help her paint. murals in the Rochester area had surpassed the Meliora and Finance and Chief Financial is made on the mural. “I met with one of Allen’s classes alone. Challenge campaign’s initial Officer Ron Paprocki. “We Rutherford began work on the at the Public Market,” Rutherford While Rutherford does not goal of $1.2 million. President expect them to continue to be, mural on Wednesday, March 25. said. Students from Topolski’s currently have any future plans Seligman and chair of the Board but other University friends She has been working on weekday class toured Rutherford’s studio to work at UR, she said that she of Trustees Edmund A. Hajim […] have been very generous,” afternoons and over the weekend. at The Yards, a collaborative art would be interested if another made the announcement at the he said. She said that as of April 1, she space that Rutherford founded opportunity arose. Board of Trustees’ annual retreat The Meliora Challenge has is about halfway done with the in 2011 with artist Lea Rizzo. Passanisi is a member last week. raised funds to create 320 project. Of the mural’s content, Rutherford noted that she has of the class of 2017. The Meliora Challenge is the scholarships and 93 endowed largest fundraising campaign professorships across different in UR history and the first schools in the University. Many comprehensive campaign— of these scholarships are already meaning it spans all of the available to students, and many schools within the University— more are expected before the end since 1924. The campaign, of the campaign. which began less than four years Golisano Children’s Hospital ago, will be completed in June has been one of the biggest of 2016. beneficiaries of the campaign, The campaign has aimed to costing over $650 million. collect donations from alumni, Other buildings attributed to the PHOTO COURTESY OF SARAH RUTHERFORD Rutherford prepared a sketch of the mural that will go on the opposite wall of the tunnel. local businesses, families, SEE FUNDRAISING PAGE 4 INTERVIEW WITH SA ELECTIONS MEN’S BASEBALL: INSIDE YELLOWJACKETS WEEKEND WINS THIS CT ENDORSEMENT Arts and Entertainment editor The Campus Times endorses Baseball knocked down Bard Jeff Howard talks with the candidates for SA President College and Keuka College in Yellowjackets a cappella group. and VP in the upcoming three of four weekend games. elections.

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AARON RAYMOND / STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER BY ANGELA LAI use. Both parties were advised NEWS EDITOR that that could not be done, DELTA UPSILON BROTHERS GO HOMELESS FOR THE HOMELESS and the ID was returned to the The brothers of Delta Upsilon raised awareness of homelessness and gathered donations for Habitat for Humanity, all 1. On March 29 at 10:59 owner. The second incident while living for 48 hours on the front steps of Wilson Commons in a shelter made of cardboard boxes. a.m., a Department of Public was on Monday, March 30 at Safety (DPS) officer on patrol 2:53 a.m. Again, a student was in Riverview Building B found trying to use another student’s THIS WEEK ON CAMPUS several doors and other areas ID. DPS was able to speak to that had had eggs smashed on both parties and the ID’s owner THURSDAY them. The officer found the stated that they did give their APRIL 2 interior of the elevator, the 4th ID to the other student to buy AMERICAN HISTORIES OF WORLD WAR II NEW DIRECTIONS SYMPOSIUM floor laundry room door, two food. Both of these students MOREY HALL 321, 5:00 P.M. - 6:00 P.M. WILSON COMMONS GOWEN ROOM, 5:00 P.M. - 7:00 P.M. other doors and carpeting on were also warned against doing Brooke Blower, associate professor of history at The symposium is sponsored by the Frederick the 4th floor with eggs smashed this. Boston University, will give a talk on the American Douglass Institute for African and African-American on them. No one was seen in Students should not give World War II experience by tracing the backstories of Studies and will feature speakers on topics like “The the area, and an exact time their IDs to others to use, a diverse group of noncombatants and their paths into (In)accessibility of Slavery.” for the incident could not be as staff does not know if the global war. determined. The area needed person has the ID with proper FRIDAY authorization. Staff will deny APRIL 3 to be cleaned, but there was no damage from the eggs. the purchase and confiscate the INTIMACIES AND ASSEMBLAGES SYMPOSIUM OPENING ART RECEPTION: THE VOYEUR ID. WELLES-BROWN ROOM, 8:30 A.M. - NOON RUSH RHEES ART & MUSIC LIBRARY, 6:00 P.M. - 9:00 P.M. False identities at Hillside The half-day symposium will feature keynote speaker Chelsea Campbell’s Senior Thesis Show “The Market Smoke but no fire at Sigma Jeffrey McCune of Washington University with a talk Voyeur” attempts to capture the pleasure of cinema, Phi Epsilon house on “Black Sexuality Beyond the Closet,” as well as the pleasure of looking at people that are supposed several others. Call (585) 276-5477 or email fdi@ to never look back at us, through drawn images. The 2. On two separate incidents, rochester.edu. reception is free and open to the public. DPS responded to reports 3. On Thursday, March 26 at 3:46 p.m., DPS officers SATURDAY of students attempting to APRIL 4 use another student’s ID to responded to the fire alarm at purchase food at Hillside the Sigma Phi Epsilon house. ANNUAL NICK TAHOU’S RUN YELLOWJACKETS SHOW Market. The first was on Rochester Fire Department SIGMA PHI EPSILON HOUSE, 11:00 A.M. - 1:00 P.M. STRONG AUDITORIUM, 8:00 P.M. - 10:30 P.M. Join Sig Ep for their annual Nick Tahou’s Run. The The YellowJackets present, “The Tonight Show Sunday, March 29 at 9:00 also responded. When officers race starts at the Sig Ep house. Participants will run starring the YJ’s.” Tickets are $7 for UR students; p.m. A student was stopped entered, they found no smoke to Nick Tahou’s Hots, stuff their face with a garbage $10 for UR staff, faculty and graduates and $15 for by staff when they realized the in the building, but there was plate and run back. All proceeds go to the Mount the general public. They are on sale at the Common student was in possession of a smoke machine outside on Hope Family Center. Market in Wilson Commons and at the door. another student’s ID and was the porch. Residents of the SUNDAY trying to make a purchase. building stated they found the APRIL 5 Staff confiscated the ID that smoke machine and wanted JOYOUS TRADITIONAL HYMNS EASTER MASS the student was trying to use. to see if it worked. 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It is our policy to correct all erroneous information as quickly as possible. If you believe you have a correction, please email [email protected]. THURSDAY, APRIL 2, 2015 / NEWS campustimes.org / PAGE 3 New Seligman speaks Tiernan Project will research on tuition, Yik Yak, not renew special could building plans interest housing status improve BY ANGELA LAI that point in time, Contomanolis NEWS EDITOR recalled, the Rochester Center for Community Leadership had cancer The Tiernan Project, which not yet been formed and there was established in 1974 as UR’s were not many other community treatments special interest housing for those service programs. interested in community service BY FARKHOD DAVRENOV Before freshmen were and is currently located on Burton grouped into Gilbert, Tiernan, STAFF WRITER 2, will not be a special interest Lovejoy, Hoeing and Susan B. A UR research team led by housing group in 2015-16. It Anthony Halls, freshmen and Director of the UR Center originally occupied all of Tiernan upperclassmen shared residential for RNA Biology Dr. Lynne Hall with around 165 members halls and freshmen could apply to E. Maquat has found that before its relocation following live in special interest housing. blocking a certain cellular the implementation of freshman Director of Housing Operations housing in the building 2001-02. quality-control mechanism PARSA LOTFI / PHOTO EDITOR Karen Ely noted, “With the Laurel Contomanolis, executive called nonsense-mediated UR President Joel Seligman spoke at a town hall-style meeting on Tuesday night. change to freshman housing, mRNA decay (NMD) can director of Residential Life and they couldn’t recruit out of the FROM PAGE 1 make chemotherapy more SELIGMAN tuition, stating that UR “take[s] Housing Services, explained freshman class because all the effective to treat of cancer. the four areas defined as Data a little bit of pride” in the fact that Tiernan Project “was one of freshmen were required to live NMD is a quality-control Science, Humanities and that the percentage of increase the main focal points for doing together. That hurt the numbers pathway responsible for Performing Arts, Neuroscience is smaller than it has been in a community service at the U of R” of active members within Tiernan protecting the cell from and Revitalization of Our number of years. while it was housed in Tiernan. At SEE TIERNAN PAGE 4 mistakes it might make Community. One student asked if when carrying out its DNA “We want all of you to be Seligman believed tuition was instructions. It prevents the exposed to the full breadth of too high, asserting that it UR student diagnosed production of abnormal what education is supposed to was disingenuous to call the proteins that could potentially be,” Seligman said, emphasizing increase “small.” Seligman cause disease. In fact, over a the importance of incorporating responded to student questions with meningitis third of genetically-inherited the Humanities in a research about tuition by explaining BY SAM PASSANISI diseases, and acquired diseases, institution like UR to preserve that in order to be on par with NEWS EDITOR meningitis, the type that was are characterized by this NMD what he called “the liberal peer institutions, or other diagnosed at UR, is caused pathway. arts ideal.” He discussed the private research universities, In an email sent to the by the bacterium Neisseria What makes NMD University’s plans to create a UR must continue hiring and University community on meningitidis. The symptoms of particularly relevant to new Humanities Center as well compensating the best faculty Tuesday, Vice Provost and the disease include a headache, chemotherapy treatments is as to reach out to surrounding it can hire. Director of University Health fever, a sore neck, and nausea its role as a molecular “valve” arts locations in Rochester, such He quoted T.S. Eliot to express Service (UHS) Dr. Ralph or vomiting. Victims may also that adjusts gene expression to as the George Eastman House, the need to hire faculty members Manchester said that a River become dizzy or sensitive to light. different environments. In the the Memorial Art Gallery and when competing institutions are Campus student had been Manchester noted that the presence of certain chemicals, local theater and music venues. making offers, saying, “April is hospitalized with bacterial infection is transmitted by NMD activity will decrease. After discussing “The Next the cruelest month.” meningitis. “the exchange of respiratory Maquat and fellow UR Level,” Seligman shifted gears. One student expressed his According to the Centers and throat secretions,” citing researcher Maximillian Popp “I’ve been appalled [...] by some disillusionment with tuition for Disease Control (CDC), coughing and kissing as two have published a paper in of the absolutely disgraceful increases, and Seligman asked meningitis involves an infection common vectors for the spread the scientific journal “Nature messages that have been Dean of Admissions Jonathan of the cerebrospinal fluid, which of the disease. He also assured Communications,” detailing circulated through Yik Yak and Burdick, who was in the causes inflammation in the brain students that Neisseria are not their research with NMD and also through other means,” he audience, to speak with the and spinal cord. The disease as infectious as most strains of how it can affect a cancer’s said. student privately after the is treatable with antibiotics, influenza or the common cold. response to chemotherapy. Seligman read aloud a meeting. Manchester said, but added that Students thought to have Their research involved the statement in response to the Seligman also said UR’s the disease is serious and should had prolonged contact with the use of doxorubicin, a drug offensive comments posted tuition is average among peer be treated immediately. infected student are being given used to treat a variety of online. The statement will be institutions, and he referred to Meningitis infections can preventive treatment by UHS. cancers, and its effectiveness released to the student body on his own post-graduation debt be bacterial, viral, fungal, or Passanisi is a member of on breast cancer cells under April 2 rather than on April 1, to argue that students not only parasitic in nature. Bacterial the class of 2017. different conditions. Into avoid any implications that pay for the best faculty the the first condition, breast the statement is anything but University can offer, but also the cancer cells were exposed to completely serious. experience and career eligibility doxorubicin alone. In the In addressing the abusive that comes with it. second, breast cancer cells language that students post on Seligman concluded the were simultaneously exposed anonymous social media sites, meeting by assuring the audience to doxorubicin as well as an Seligman said, “It is like hiding that, although it was a brutal NMDI, a drug that attenuates under a rock.” February, “spring is coming.” the actions of NMD. Under the Seligman moved on to discuss McAdams is a member of second condition, the breast the 2.8 percent increase in the class of 2017. cancer cells showed a greater response to the drug, e.g. more cancer cells were killed. 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At 11:26 p.m, on the impartiality in the speaker and of lengthy and complicated otherwise typical Monday deputy speaker of the Senate. Senate meetings. If the changes evening of March 19, SA We also agree with Senate’s to the bylaws were as important Senate passed a new set of decision to allow freshmen as members of SA claim they bylaws to thunderous applause. senators to remain elected by were, it doesn’t make sense that The sound of the gavel came freshmen only, as opposed to they excluded (or at least made after over two hours of tedious, being elected at-large like every no attempt to include) the often intense debate on each other senator under the new student body in the process. disputed point in the proposed system. We believe that it would have bylaws. And, while at times However, we have some been appropriate to have been CHRISTIAN CIERI / ILLUSTRATOR the discussion amounted concerns. as transparent as possible before EDITORIAL OBSERVER to little more than petty First, the at-large system the bylaws were passed so that bickering, anyone watching of election is tricky. We feel students could have heard what the deliberations could sense that eliminating the election- the proposed changes were and In defense of the careful attention to detail by-class system is a risky how they themselves would be given to each word in the new move because it removes the affected by them. Southside bylaws. guarantee that each class will SA attempted to publicize For the most part, we believe be represented equally. The the bylaw changes through about how Southside is isolating. I this was the case. We believe provisions the new bylaws put its election interest meetings, assure you, reasonably motivated that the authors of SA’s new in place do make sure that during which the nuances students can find the strength bylaws were thorough in their “the top three vote-earning of the new system were to move themselves—drag, if execution and noble in their sophomores, juniors and explained to those interested necessary—to central campus cause. seniors” are elected, but there in running for SA. This makes whenever they want. The distance The revamping of theis still some uncertainty about sense, but exposes a flaw in is not restrictive. branches of government, how the makeup of the Senate the organization’s reasoning: BY AUREK RANSOM A medium-sized courtyard empowerment of Senate and will turn out in future years. the new changes would affect COPY EDITOR between Valentine and DeKiewiet creation of the “executive Second—and more potential representatives more provides a modest outdoor space directors” were much-needed important—is the fact that than average students, and Southside, or the group of for fair-weather days. Valentine overhauls of a behemoth SA did practically nothing therefore there was no need to residence halls formerly known as houses the only lounge in the bureaucracy, whose labored to advertise the fact that it expose the changes to a wider GLC, is the recipient of all manner Southside area, but it contains a ways had clearly taken a toll on was altering the fundamental audience. of criticism and complaint. The piano (which, admittedly, screams our senators and students alike. structure of our student While SA members might halls have entered our collective to be tuned), a large TV and a ping- On other hotly-debated government. Admittedly, most feel the effects of the new consciousness as the haven of pong table. DeKiewiet’s basement topics, we agree wholeheartedly students are probably content system more acutely than the the damned, the last resort of is home to the under-appreciated with SA’s decisions. A focal going about their lives without average student on campus, our those with a bad housing lottery Southside Market, a quasi-Hillside point of debate in several a care for the activities of their government still owes it to us to number. I have heard it referred to that offers a basic selection. What it Senate meetings leading up student government, and the tell us about what they’re doing, as “literally the moon.” Contrary lacks in glamour it makes up for in to the passage of the bylaws concept of SA adopting new especially if it is significant as to popular belief, Southside life convenience and earnestness. was the fate of the Steering bylaws is likely meaningless altering the entire structure of is enjoyable and boasts a number Southside washers and dryers— Committee, which dictates to them, which was SA’s the government. SA affects us of comforts notably absent from equipped to accept both Flex what will appear on Senate’s reason for not publicizing the all. It funds over 200 student many other residential facilities. and change—are nearly always agenda. The final decision to changes. But, just because SA organizations—our ways of The argument that Southside available. (The ghastly coin-only prohibit the speaker of the felt that students would not exploring the community and is too distant has no sound washer is available in Riverview Senate from voting in this care or understand the new expanding our horizons past basis. I concede that Southside Apartments.) By my estimation, committee in order to maintain changes does not mean that it the classroom walls. The body is moderately far and that, in the Southside has the highest his or her neutrality—except in should have opted to take this clearly has a huge impact on middle of a Rochester winter, it washer/dryer to student ratio of cases of a tie—is laudable for course of action outside of the student life. To say otherwise is is a foolish student who misses a any upperclassmen living area. its awareness of the expected public eye and in the throes simply naive. bus and walks to class. (I am often Speaking as a Hoeing alumnus, that student.) The conventional this makes a world of difference. wisdom correctly holds that the Like most upperclassman halls, SA in flux: 2015 is a crucial election Phase complex is at least as far elevators allow residents to avoid from Hutchison Hall as Southside. the pain of lugging laundry There are two features of the new set of faces to represent pushed to the forefront of our Ironically, those who opine that through the stairwells. (Cheers, current SA election that give their interests. When dealing government, it is crucial that Southside is too far away are often Res Quad.) it more significance than one in such terms, it is crucial the student body not only vote those who clamor for suites in far- The furnishings in Southside might be inclined to award a for voters to choose their with care, but vote in general. off Phase. are top-notch. The joy of having a student government election. representatives wisely. With Historically, voter turnout Southside enjoys the service semi-private bathroom cannot be First, the turnover—at many of these individuals new in SA elections has been of two bus lines, Silver and Blue, understated. The rooms are larger least among senators—in to the SA scene, an inattentive embarassingly low. For example, decreasing the average walking than most, with one exception— this election highlights the electorate could spell disaster in the 2013 presidential and distance for the informed the smallest room in the triple troubling times our student for our future government, vice-presidential elections, commuter. Knowledge of the suites—that is redeemed by its government is in. Out of especially given that the entire only 1,509 students out of bus schedule is a boon to any privacy and the suite’s furnishings. the 14 sitting senators who structure of that government an undergraduate population of its residents. The buses are The unique calm that Southside are eligible to run in this has been reworked. exceeding 5,000 students generally reliable, and their offers can be felt irrespective of year’s election, only three are That brings us to our second voted. ranged routes provide color to an room assignment. returning to the campaign point: whomever the student We don’t want to sound otherwise sheltered central-campus In light of the imminent trail. body elects as its leaders will preachy, but it is pivotal that experience. (College Town and housing lottery, I encourage rising While there are many have to grapple with the students vote and do so wisely. URMC are among the blue line’s sophomores to consider Southside. explanations for such a huge challenge of ushering in SA’s When we interviewed each set many stops.) Eating at the Medical The dearth of applicants guarantees turnover, the message still new bylaws. of candidates for SA president Center, a luxury once reserved for a broad selection of suites and the rings clear: SA has issues. Because SA will be operating and vice-president, one theme the truly adventurous, is practical. accoutrements of Southside life What this means for the under a brand new system of came up in both platforms: Cafe 601 and Au Bon Pain are should not be ignored. Southside student body is that it will organization, with the roles SA is in flux, and it’s up to unequivocally among the best is not the scourge of campus be electing an almost entirely of senators in particular being everyone to set it straight. places to dine on campus. They residence halls, and it deserves a accept declining, the staple of any fair shake. The above editorials are published with the consent of a majority of the editorial board: Aaron Schaffer (Editor-in- Southside resident’s meal plan. Ransom is a member of Chief), Adam Kadir (Managing Editor), Justin Trombly (Opinions Editor), Jeff Howard (A&E Editor) and Aurek Ransom (Copy Editor). The Editor-in-Chief and the Editorial Board make themselves available to the UR community’s ideas Among the complaints are those the class of 2017. and concerns. Email [email protected]. PAGE 6 / campustimes.org SA ENDORSEMENT / THURSDAY, APRIL 2, 2015

Campus Times PHOTO COURTESY OF GRANT DEVER AND MELISSA HOLLOWAY endorses Grant Dever and Melissa Holloway for SA president and vice president

Similarly passionate about their commitment to UR students, the two Ultimately, after our interviews with the two pairs, we are confident in the tickets for Students’ Association (SA) president and vice president arrived at Dever-Holloway ticket and their ability to represent the interests of the student their decision to run in radically different ways. body, building initiatives that are based on student desires, maintaining quality SA presidential candidate and junior Ethan Bidna indicated his belief that relationships with administrators and representing student interests. They are SA has drifted from its purpose as a student-driven organization to one driven a friendly and personable team, qualities we believe will serve them well in the by the goals of Senators themselves, something he hopes to change in the role of president and vice president, as well as benefit us, the students at the upcoming year. He picked sophomore Erinmarie Byrnes as his running mate: University of Rochester. “Erinmarie’s record […] speaks for itself,” he said, referring to the success of That said, Bidna and Byrnes are not weak candidates. They have strong her experiential learning initiative. The two, according to Bidna, are going ideas, a clear understanding of SA’s weakness and a drive to change them. into the electoral process “with the same goals, [the] same frustrations and “SA has a listening problem,” Bidna said early in their interview. “SA has [the] same solutions.” moved away from its mission statement, which is helping students.” With that “SA can be a force for good,” Bidna concluded. in mind, their platform emphasizes moving a wide range of student body- On the other hand, presidential candidate and junior Grant Dever and initiated issues through Senate. Bidna’s involvement in writing the new SA vice presidential candidate and junior Melissa Holloway said that they only bylaws means that he has an intimate understanding of the way that the new decided to run last week. structure will allow them to do their jobs. If elected, they plan to continue “I did a lot of soul-searching,” Dever said. “I definitely feel a sense of duty meeting with students, updating the IMPACT website and opening multiple to the Rochester community.” Holloway joined the ticket because of their channels of feedback. friendship and previous work in student government. The pair is planning to Both teams emphasize outreach to diversify the number of students “be super progressive,” Holloway explained. participating in SA. As Byrnes noted, a new nomination process for senators A clear vision, a long history of work with SA and a strong commitment aims to provide a wide range of students “equal information and a fair chance.” to SA reform are key to the Bidna-Byrnes ticket, while knowledge of the SA Dever and Hollway, on the other hand, particularly discussed outreach to system and a desire to communicate and empathize with the student body incoming freshman and international students. shine through in the Dever-Holloway ticket. “We want to reach out to students and make them […] feel like the This year’s candidates are motivated, dedicated and enthusiastic about the University of Rochester is their home,” Dever said. prospects for the upcoming year, and the staff of theCampus Times carefully Both teams also discussed the need to set expectations for Senators to balanced our endorsement decision upon the substance of the candidates’ increase the variety of students with whom they interact. campaign platforms, their visions for the upcoming year, their experience in “We need to [remove] those barriers between the [SA] government and student government, their leadership abilities and, ultimately, our opinion students,” Dever said, speaking to the weak connection between Senators and on which candidates we want to represent us as students. While we were their constituents. impressed with Bidna and Byrnes’s plans to hold Senate accountable to the The Bidna-Byrnes team expressed a similar concern. student body and their desire to focus on student initiatives, the personable “We have to push senators to go and collect feedback from people who and genuine attitudes of Dever and Holloway should make SA the accessible, aren’t in their usual circles,” Byrnes said. welcoming place they promise it will be. The similarities in some aspects of their platforms aside, we believe that They emphasize a constantly evolving platform, something we trust them Dever and Holloway embody their goals for the upcoming year: they are to firmly establish through student feedback; easy access to SA and a change accessible and approachable, exactly the qualities they expressed a desire to in Senate culture. promote for next year’s SA, and exactly the qualities that we want our future “We want people to have more faith in the SA government,” Holloway said. representatives to have. Dever stressed the need to make SA a “better working environment for people.” THURSDAY, APRIL 2, 2015 / FEATURES campustimes.org / PAGE 7 FEATURES Beloved coach leaves long-lasting legacy BY ALYSSA ARRE a racecar driver. He is known excited for a teammate who athletes outside of practice hours had to pull an all-nighter to finish SENIOR STAFF for making up songs on the spot finished last on our team, but ran if classes interfere with the regular a lab report, he would cut down You can hear him from and can play the guitar. He once a huge [personal best].” practice times. your workout. If he thought anywhere on the track. His voice fell during a BMX competition, Others echoed this sentiment. Alumnus Dan Lane ’11 you were sick, he would drive projects above every other sound broke both wrists and still finished During his final race at UR, recounted a five-mile workout he you to the doctor himself…He you hear. He is standing by the the race. He has been working James Meyers ’13 recalls Izzo had to run late in the evening after recognized that there was a huge finish line, his face red and his on a mystery novel for as long as approaching him and giving him a chemistry lab. “I was about three world beyond running for us and hands cupped around his mouth anyone can remember. For a brief pre-race words of encouragement. and a half miles through, and I wanted us to get the most out of as if every focused decibel could time, he drove a tractor trailer to “Coach Izzo comes up to me saw Coach Izzo’s car driving laps it.” somehow push you across the help pay his way through college. and looks me dead in the eye, around the part of the cemetery I The culmination of all of this is finish line. As you come around Despite his many titles over the completely serious, and just says was running,” Lane said, “When a team that is consistently willing the last turn, his voice booms, years, “Coach” was the only one to give all it can to the sport, “BRING IT HOME!” that stuck. For more than 46 as attested by the nine national The sound of that voice rings years, he has served as a mentor to champions, 21 All-Americans and in the ears and memories of hundreds of athletes. numerous national qualifiers and hundreds of Rochester runners. When asked what they Academic All-Americans Izzo has But after a career spanning nearly think makes Izzo’s coaching so coached over the years. His athletes half a century, men’s track and successful, both current members strive to do their best under all field and cross country Coach and alumni of the program say it conditions and circumstances, John Izzo finally plans to retire. is his attention to members of the leaving no race run half-heartedly. Long before he became Coach team on an individual basis. “He’s a patriarchal figure to Izzo, John Izzo was a runner. His “If I were to use one word to many of the members of the team. first experience was at Rochester’s describe Izzo’s training method, If you need anything–he’s here for Jefferson High School, and he it would be ‘gravitas’,” says co- you,” Rollfs added. later ran for the Golden Eagles captain senior Mark Rolffs. “In Coach Izzo leaves behind a SENIOR STAFF at SUNY Brockport. While at Coach’s race plans, he stresses that Coach Izzo is surrounded by the mens’ track and field team. ALYSSA ARRE / legacy of success and countless the latter, Izzo qualified for the everyone has their own job to do. ‘Let’s do this one last time,’ and I asked him what he was doing “Izzo stories”: his affection for national meet twice and took If you do your job, a bigger thing then just pats me on the back,” out there, he said he just wanted alliteration, long hours he’s home two New York State will come from it.” Meyers said. “We didn’t win that to make sure I was doing okay spent keeping athletes company Championship titles in the Coach never directed his day…but after the race, Izzo said, and cheer me on…He gives his during emergency hospital visits, 600- and 800-yard run. After attention solely to the fastest ‘I am proud of you and the runner athletes everything he has.” memorable pre-race pep talks and graduation, he taught history at runners. Alumnus Andrew you have become.’…It was at that Lane added that Izzo has many more. Brockport High School, where he Keene ’14 recalls one race in moment that I knew I had made tremendous respect for his athletes’ “He makes running about more first became “Coach Izzo” to the particular, an 800-meter run, all the right decisions in my life to desire to excel both on and off the than just many steps in a row; he high school’s cross country team featuring ten Yellowjackets. “Most get where I was right then.” track. “He used to say that his makes it about willpower, courage in 1969 and later the track and coaches would offer the most Dedicated to each team athletes’ priorities should first be and teamwork,” concluded Meyers. field team in 1973. congratulations to their fastest member’s improvement as an personal health and happiness, “Coach Izzo’s athletes live and But, he also managed the drama athlete, but Izzo was the opposite,” athlete, Izzo often extends his then family, then academics, then breathe the sport because of this.” club for many years at Brockport Keene said. “He was really excited workdays beyond the typical running, and you could always Arre is a member of High School. He had a stint as for everyone, but by far the most nine-to-five. Izzo frequently meets tell he meant it,” he said, “If you the class of 2015. Jodi Says: How to fall in love BY JODI ARMSTRONG little bit of your soul. Take a good about your feelings. Because you you about how naive you are. result, become disillusioned with STAFF WRITER lengthy time to recover before don’t like them that much. Feel Eventually, let life’s realities catch all 10 of your carefully cultivated dating again. lonely despite being loved. Break up to you and force you to break Tinder conversations and slowly 1. Try falling for a friend. 2. Fall for someone you’re just not up over the guilt you feel. Reflect up. Exist in intense despair as you back out of them before deleting They know you, they love you. that into. on your coldheartedness and lose mourn the loss of the person who the app altogether. You know them, you love them. After a good long time as the all faith in love. was obviously your soulmate. 5. Give up. They also happen to be the gender 3. Fall for someone completely 4. Download Tinder. Stop trying to date. Learn not to that you’re attracted to. That’s all the impractical. Drunk on romance and looking mind that you’ll be alone forever. you need in a relationship, right? “Sex Call this the “reckless abandon” for your next life-changing love Have an awesome time being So date them and allow your & ” step. Desperately search for love affair, find inspiration on Tinder. friends with whomever you want relationship to change. In time, LET SEX & THE CT HELPCT YOU and/or the meaning of life. Get Be liberal with your right swipes, and flirt with everyone. Become realize that the two of you aren’t THROUGH YOUR MOST charmed by your best friend’s little and proceed to have the same closer to everyone around you going to work. Get fed up with AWKWARD SEXUAL YEARS. sister, your professor or someone small talk over and over with because you have more time and his constant lecturing, and get “single friend,” decide that your you meet abroad. Mistake the different matches. Live within the focus available for them. Stop frustrated that she doesn’t find problem is that you’re just being impracticality of the situation for conversations you have in your trying to fast-forward to a part of your neurotic sense of humor all too picky. Find someone who intense, movie-style romance. Let phone with them, ignoring the your life where you’re in a happy that funny anymore. Break up. In likes you—some in line with this person inspire you with their otherwise pleasant company of relationship. Be happy. Maybe the process of breaking up, destroy you at Starbucks will do—and different perspective on the world, your real, human friends. Go on a someday you’ll find true love. the remnants of your friendship date them. Proceed to seek their instead of realizing that you have date with your matches, only to be Maybe not. that were able to survive your comfort only to find that you nothing in common. Meanwhile, disappointed by how much you Armstrong is a member of romantic relationship, and also a don’t really want to talk to them alienate all friends who warn don’t care at all about them. As a the class of 2016.

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“Rettner.” “Stacks.” “Bridge Lounge.” “PRR.” “Carlson.” “Hutchinson.” PAGE 8 / campustimes.org FEATURES / THURSDAY, APRIL 2, 2015 Crossword UR Tech: Easter eggs in the BY JOSEPH LINDEN ‘17 DIFFICULTY HARD Digital Age 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 BY LUCIAN COPELAND Or, if you’re in the mood to be command line. You can still access 12 13 14 STAFF WRITER creeped the hell out, try typing some of these today; if you own a Spring is swiftly approaching, in “about:mozilla” to be treated Mac or Linux computer, simply 15 16 17 and so is Easter. But, Easter to the blood-red pages of the open up the Terminal, type in eggs don’t just appeal to decade-old “book of Mozilla,” “emacs” followed by “esc-x,” and 18 19 20 sugar-addicted toddlers and a continuously releasing text then try typing an old game like 21 22 commercialized animals. prophesying the apocalyptic rise “snake,” “pong” or “tetris.” Or, In the spirit of spring, let’s of the web browser. Fun. try weirder options like “doctor” 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 explore some of the more That’s not even considering to get a virtual psychiatrist, or software-oriented Easter eggs what you can find on actual “wow” to get random quotes 30 31 32 33 that have invisibly wormed their way into everyday applications 34 35 36 37 38 39 over the years. 40 41 Many of the best Easter eggs are in your Internet browser, 42 43 44 45 46 47 where minigames and hidden features have abounded for years 48 49 50 (unless you’re an IE user, in which case you’re probably too joyless 51 52 5 53 to enjoy them anyway). These “features” are often released on 54 55 56 April Fools’ day, but a few of them have become permanent Across Down staples of their host program. 1 Month of fools 1 Corporate political interest Google is incontestably the 4 ___ House, Japanese group king of Easter eggs, stuffing so Restaurant 2 Persian superhuman many mini-games into their 8 Jumpy 3 Let browser, Chrome, that it’s CHRISTIAN CIERI / ILLUSTRATOR 12 Grant’s enemy 4 18th Hebrew letter almost impossible not to have online locations. Websites have from the Zippy comic strip. 13 Trudge 5 Solar reflectance coefficients encountered at least one. Hit been sneaking in rewards for Far more of these exist further 14 Awry 6 Cosmetic brand or department the spacebar when you’re offline the careful user for as long as down the rabbit hole but take 15 US conference for STEM store and the dead-link dinosaur will browsers, ranging from a hidden varying levels of skill to find. An fields 7 Before leap into a running game; launch game of snake embedded in Easter egg isn’t much fun if it 16 Despicable 8 Bread Winner Maps and you can start a game of YouTube videos to a page of takes half an hour and 3 years of 18 Sacred building 9 Berber traditional unisex outer Pac-Man in your neighborhood fake zombie-related headlines C# coding experience to activate. 20 Stop renting robe streets or; type “zerg rush,” on Newsweek (both gone now, But, for the laymen among 21 High school : SAT :: college 10 Mutation “recursion,” “askew” and “do a sadly). Given the rate at which us, it’s still worth pushing the : ___ 11 Scottish gate barrel roll” into the search bar to online content iterates, these can boundaries of whatever app 22 Where you’d go for a Burger 17 Butt get a variety of amusing results. be harder to spot, but it’s always you’re using. 23 Embrace 19 Time before Firefox may not have the same worth checking to see whether a You never know when you 27 Something you’d do on the 23 Failing grades plethora, but there’s still some well-placed Konami code can get might find a scrap of poetry or 1st of 1 across 24 Scale for measuring pitches as goodies in the “about:” feature. you anywhere. half-minute game, hidden away 30 French wine grape perceived by the human ear Typing in “about:robots” or Old school users will remember by a bored developer on a rainy 31 Frodo’s companion 25 A long carriage “about:about,” among others, Easter eggs placed in the old text spring afternoon. 33 Ewe’s noise 26 ___ & cheese will get you some cute and editors of yore, ASCII commands Copeland is a member of 34 Cuts down 28 Indian bread occasionally helpful pages. hidden in the depths of the the class of 2015. 37 For profit organization 29 Jewlery store 40 Boston’s famous party 32 Papal robe 41 Proto___ 35 One who attends a gathering 42 Stupified 36 Poet who wrote Gulistān and 44 Stunt the growth of Būstān FREDERICK 48 Stubborn 38 Humble 50 “Surprise!” 39 Animal foot 51 Something you’d do on the 42 JavaScript Toolkit Douglass 1st of 1 across 43 Group of people who approve 52 Scrap from a meal surgeons at dawn 53 Blood grouping system 44 Building often big and red 54 Esker 45 One who Aphrodite turned 55 Small bug into a swan 56 Early computer manufacturer 46 Harry Potter Apparel in realtime systems 47 King on the 1st of 1 across 49 Quark’s nephew U.S. History 2 (HIS 204) LAST WEEK’S ANSWER: If you can solve LIONAFARLOP INLYSLUEIVE the above puzzle CRIMHASTEFUL in under ten HOOPLESSD EME minutes, please HASHISH ABEAMYETAGA email editor@ BEYLICSYMBOL campustimes.org for ODEALALO YAL an exciting career • ON SITE • ON Y PEEBEEN E OUR NLIN WAY ODEAMASTODON opportunity. 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BY JASON ALTABET extremely thoroughp—analysis SENIOR STAFF of Mr. Stone’s scene uncovered that while it looked like he was “Winter is coming. Winter naturally four feet tall, the actor is here.” So says Jon Snow at had in fact glued fake legs and the beginning of the “Game shoes to his knees. Even though of Thrones” companion piece, Mr. Stone was not as naturally “Winter is Cumming,” screened inclined to the role, the choice in Hoyt auditorium on March wasn’t too hard to understand. 23. From visionary director Mr. Dinklage is clearly a gifted and writer Axel Braun came a actor, with 10 award wins and reimagining of the “Game of 30 nominations to his name. Mr. Thrones” universe featuring Stone, however, can boast over new and exciting versions of the 60 nominations and 21 wins, characters we have all grown to including his achievement of the know and love. The five-scene highly coveted New Stud award story brought us around the for his work in “Space Nuts.” world of Westeros: from the Despite the litany of talent, Wall, to the Riverlands and even some have still criticized the to the great capital city of King’s movie for straying from George Landing. Overall, the action- R.R. Martin’s original vision packed offshoot had its ups for the characters of Westeros. BY ERIK CHIODO AARON SCHAFFER / EDITOR-IN-CHIEF and downs, but nevertheless Rewrites included a “dumbing Giant movie, Dean Smith and currently, humans are incapable of HUMOR EDITOR delivered a worthwhile down” of Brienne of Tarth, a James Dean. physically connecting to Wi-Fi. experience to fans biding hair color change for Ygritte BY CHRIS HORGAN We don’t embrace inequalities Conclusion their time until the next and a scene where Varys Inequalities have been brought to Most importantly, we want season hits HBO Go. reveals his enunich status, a HUMOR EDITOR / STAFF ILLUSTRATOR CHRISTIAN CIERI our attention during the past couple each and every individual at Even in today’s age subject of immense discussion After discussing a presidential semesters—during lecture while UR to pursue what they are of spinoffs, it’s rare to in the books, to be a ruse. campaign for a week, Erik Chiodo talking to friends, during meals and passionate about without caving have a reboot like this Further controversy emerged and Chris Horgan have decided that in our own consciences. Therefore, in to the pressure of naysayers come out while the when Mr. Braun revealed was enough forum. The following to counteract and to take a stand or a single individual telling you original is still filming that Margery Tyrell was in includes the platform for the against inequalities, we have refused that you can’t do something. In episodes. Mr. Braun, fact a lesbian presidential and vice presidential to take part in anything related to the end, all we want to achieve director and writer of or bisexual, a candidates, Chiodo and Horgan. inequalities, such as calculus and is what’s best for each and every the movie, didn’t reply to character trait Giving power back to the students linear equations. student. Stu Dent, a freshman, is requests for comment on which was to be Studies have shown that students Experience our main constituent, currently this odd circumstance. revealed in the at UR lack sufficient power, Some say that politicians are pulling all of the strings. If Nevertheless, Mr. Braum “The Winds of which is why, as a team, we are human, too. Between the two of what’s best for the students is us forwent the current Winter” currently working on developing a us, we have a total of 39 years being not running, then we won’t run. actors of characters like Jon and was considered a medicine that will give each student human. We feel that our experience Actually, we have just been told Snow and Jamie Lannister, major spoiler for book superpowers. These include the in lack of experience makes up by a single person that if we were instead utilizing new talent. readers attending the Hoyt ability to spend declining wisely, for any experience we haven’t yet elected it would be detrimental Ygritte, Jon Snow’s wildling screening. the ability to find a parking space experienced. As a team, we will to the Students’ Association companion and sometimes Despite the controversy, Mr. and the ability to declare a major work tirelessly not to make any government. Therefore, we would lover, was played by Scartlett Braum’s film was a thoroughly without procrastinating. rash decisions without consulting like to take this opportunity Fay, better known for her roles fascinating take of the Westerosi Solid relations with deans a doctor, as rashes can lead to to announce that we will be in “Detectives in Distress” universe so carefully constructed We’ve spent countless hours serious complications if not treated removing ourselves from the and the 2012 hit “Tickle Hell by George R.R. Martin. While I familiarizing ourselves with deans, properly. election. Ticklish Pit Stop” as the iconic will agree there were a number as we feel that this gives us the best Student connection to Wi-Fi For more information, re-read Electric Toothbrush Tickler. of plot holes exposed throughout chance to provide a more fulfilling We believe in separation of our platform. Perhaps the most stunning the film, I can say with certainty school year for current students. We student and Wi-Fi. Some students Chiodo is a member of switch, however, was Evan that all the exposed holes were have come to know the following have complained to us about their the class of 2017. Stone replacing Peter Dinklage filled by the end of the movie. deans very well: Dean Martin, connection to the school’s Wi-Fi. We Horgan is a member of as Tyrion Lannister. While at Altabet is a member of Jimmy Dean, Dean from the Iron can’t address this complaint because the class of 2017. first hard to tell, a further—and the class of 2017. How well do you understand the carillon bell? BY HANNAH GALLAGHER Who needs a watch? cannot find. The elevator itself awesome. Nevertheless, you have We use this guide to provide the CONTRIBUTING WRITER For many students, it’s Big is damp and musty and moves the ability to create an idealistic perfect response: People spend a whole lot of time Brother’s alarm bell reminding you as slow as the lines in Danforth. image of yourself. 1. If your audience is full of hating on the carillon bells, but, where to be at what time. “Crap… You get the sinking feeling that Bragging about it prospective students: as a carillon player myself, I take I’m late!” are commonly heard you’re in a death trap after your The inside of the bell tower It’s a large, hollow room with offense to that. Sure, they can be lyrics on the quad when the bells professor calls you up. Assuming is a mystic place and must be great engravings like an old annoying, but, from a practical strike on the hour. You can’t get you arrive (which fortunately I protected. We have put these church. In the center is George perspective, the bells offer benefits away from the ringing even if have every time so far), the room precautionary measures in effect Eastman’s tomb. You go up a to everyone on campus. So, for you wanted to. They are like the itself is cold and clammy. You can’t to insure that the bells are kept in great spiral staircase to the bells the carillon listeners out there I fundraisers as you enter Wilson take snapchats and brag to your outstanding condition. arranged in a circle. Since there are have compiled a pragmatic list of Commons: you can’t ignore them friends about where you are since 1. The only way up is that well- fifty bells in the carillon there are conveniences to convince you that even if you try. it’s a “secure” location. aged elevator. It’s like stepping 25 students, and each is in charge these bodacious belles are worth Time is in your control Be a slacker, but still sound into an amusement ride where of hitting two bells. The professor falling for. You have an assignment due awesome the operator is at the top, deciding is in charge of conducting us. Keeping your GPA up at 4:00 PM? The carillon is even Far too often, people find out your fate. 2. If they are seniors who can We at the Carillon Society better than the “Song of Time.” that I play piano and the follow up 2. We have a security system see into your soul: know how much a student’s GPA Just sprint up to the bell tower, question is, “Oh, how long have that will beep every time you come Okay fine, it’s just a wooden matters to them and would hate play the beginning cadence, then you been playing?” (Translation: inside it without the code. box…well it’s suspended so that to see that plummet because one have the low C clang once. Wow! are you any good?) I answer “nine 3. Picture-taking is strictly you can’t see or hear the bells. We is sleeping in too often. That’s It’s magically 1:00 PM now! So, years” and they say, “Nice, and prohibited to avoid the use of use speakers to hear them. The why we make sure that the bells when you talk to your professor, there happens to be a piano right inappropriate subtitles. carillon is set up like an organ can be heard loud and clear just blame it on the bells for here. Could you play a song for Naturally, this provides for and plays the bells for us. everywhere on campus as early throwing off your schedule. me?” (Nine years? She better be much intrigue for what the inside Now that you know all the tips as 8:00 AM. Yes, that’s right, 8:00 You become a secret agent able to play super-complicated looks like. So, when you mention and tricks of the bells, the Carillon AM! Sleeping until noon on To get to the carillon room, you songs and not get distracted that you play the carillon, people Society would love for you to join a Saturday is something you can have to go to a secret entrance that when I start a conversation with often ask what it’s like up there. us and make UR “ever better.” find on a SUNY campus but not even professors who have been her.) With carillon, you can play Depending on how naive your Gallagher is a member of at our esteemed university. with the University for 30 years a simple melody and it’ll sound audience is, this one can be fun. the class of 2018. PAGE 10 / campustimes.org ADVERTISEMENT / THURSDAY, APRIL 2, 2015 THURSDAY, APRIL 2, 2015 / ADVERTISEMENT campustimes.org / PAGE 11 PAGE 12 / campustimes.org A&E / THURSDAY, APRIL 2, 2015 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT TOOP brings the spook with ‘Blithe Spirit’ BY DAVID LIBBEY the ghost of his dead husband The dynamic that sophomore but also believable. Without When Mrs. Bradman snapped STAFF WRITER Oliver. It turns out that Oliver Jordan Polcyn-Evans’ Charles, hesitation, the two of them at her husband, it became clear is intent on staying for a while. had with senior Shane Saxton’s portrayed a same-sex marriage that Charles and Richard could Not long ago it was quite a To make matters worse, only like any other relationship out very well end up like them. stretch to conceive of two men Charles can see him, and thus there. The addition of junior Lastly, junior Kat McCorkle married to one another and hilarity ensues as Charles tries Steven Winkelman as the roguish as the maid Edith found the living together in suburbia; it to deal with two unhappy Oliver shifted the dynamic, but perfect timing in every one of is another matter entirely to husbands. in so doing portrayed a different her actions. imagine that happening in the Now, Noel Coward originally kind, but still valid, same-sex In a day when same-sex 1940s. For their final show of the wrote Blithe Spirit about a relationship. marriage is legalized in 36 states, season, The Opposite of People man and two women, but However, it has to be said that the District of Columbia, and (TOOP) staged a production of the dircector, sophomore Emma Guilfoyle, a junior, more than 20 tribes, we can Noel Coward’s “Blithe Spirit.” Murie Gillett, decided stole the show with begin to imagine a day when The show investigates the impact on a whim to have two her performance of LGBT people no longer face that a deceased spouse can have men read for the parts Mme. Arcati. Through discrimination. TOOP has on the current relationship of the of the wives. With that, her physicality and joined in that conversation one left alive, to comedic effect. the show became not vocalizations, not to with Blithe Spirit, not only by “Blithe Spirit” tells the story only a comedy, but also a mention her costume, gender-bending the roles, but, of Charles Condomine and his commentary on same-sex Guilfoyle kept the laughs more importantly, by portraying husband Richard, who invite relationships, by normalizing coming with every line. them credibly. The audience a medium named Madame their appearance. And Gillett Sophomore Charlie Norvell is able to laugh at the chaos Arcati to a dinner party in order lost none of the humor in that and senior Evelyn Hernandez, that envelops the Condomine to perform a seance. After a process; indeed, she added a few appearing as the Condomines’ household because it is a house violent trance, the night ends in laughs when characters were CHRISTIAN CIERI / ILLUSTRATOR friends, the Bradmans, played off like any other. disappointment because Mme. unclear about which husband one another as a foil to Charles Libbey is a member of Arcati is not able to accomplish they were referring to. Richard was not only enjoyable, and Richard’s relationship. the class of 2016. much–that is, until Charles sees Dance competition ‘HeART of Disorder’ a celebration provides high-energy of the human condition BY MEGAN KIBLER scheme in Anaclare Sullivan’s Live performances ranged entertainment STAFF WRITER work, “Mustard Seed Heart.” from SeQuoia Kemp’s delivery BY SAAD USMANI that’s alright. As soon as the second This featured a patient who of poetry dedicated to her SENIOR STAFF half there was a bolt of energy Living in the musical moment had attempted suicide in grandmother. This offered a that struck those performing– is the best motivator for me as the hospital, and the mental very touching experience with On Saturday, March 28, UR they were actually having fun. a musician. It allows absolute trajectory that she followed which I was able to connect. Ballroom Dancing hosted their Standouts included a very fun jive freedom to express who I am to convince herself that life is As Kemp described the loving first ever dance show at Douglass performance by pairs sophomore and what is important to me. worth living. Sullivan described relationship she had had Dining Hall. Entitled “Dancing Kevin Anderson senior and Chitavi Similarly, the intent of the third the creation of the work as “my with her own grandmother, with UR Stars!”, the show was a Maulloo and also to sophomore annual “HeART of Disorder” journal from suicidal depression I was reminded of my own tribute to the popular dance show Renalf Marmolejos and senior Allie exhibit, an award-winning to recovery and it offered me an relationship with my Grandma “Dancing with the Stars.” Though Saba who provided an ultra-spicy art exposition sponsored by emotional release.” The poem and how I can still fondly it started out relatively slow, the salsa that incorporated an element Active Minds, was to showcase was beautifully crafted, and remember her despite the show gave its audience a spin by of plot into the dance which no one a range of student artwork although the bulk of it involved boundaries of death. In the end of it. had done prior to them. Overall, that was inspired by internal contemplating the end of life, it contrast, there was an uplifting The show had threeit seemed that the dancer’s nerves struggles faced by students offered a solution: “Please wake improv performance by administrators and dance had relaxed, because the second on a regular basis, including up tomorrow /We all have so NJR Latin Band, featuring instructors acting as the judges half was a much more exhilarating anxiety, depression, unrealistic much to give/so listen to the an upbeat, Santana-like for the show: Dance Instructor experience. body image and various other echoes of your heart/because sound with solid guitar and Maryna Svyaskiy, Dean of The judges themselves gave fairly mental maladies. It was a it’s telling you to live.” percussion work. Vocal Point Students Matthew Burns and positive remarks on all of them–I celebration of overcoming Visual interpretations gave a powerful performance Assistant Director of Wilson actually expected Dean Burns mental illness stigma in a very of struggles with mental with a great blend. And the Commons Student Activities Lydia to be the “Simon” of the group, personal and creative way, illness struggles included a dance interpretations, featuring Crews. The dances themselves were but he definitely delivered with involving paintings, poems and photograph by Amy Scarpelli, a performance by Sihir Belly dispersed all around the dancing his comment about one of the live performances involving showing a girl in a bright pink Dance Ensemble, featured spectrum, with salsa being the performances saying “That was music and interpretive dance dress attempting to get around fluid, well-synchronized favorite, followed by American so hot, it was a code of conduct routines. a wall made of plastic wrap. movements that seemed tango, swing, jive and lastly the violation.” Maryana Svyaskiy, the The exhibit featured powerful This depiction emphasized the to gracefully demonstrate Viennese waltz. dance instructor, probably gave the examples of the subtle yet weakness of the self-constructed individuals dealing with their There were nine differentmost helpful and honest criticism profound effects of the written barrier that separates people own personal burdens, yet performances, and each had their of each performance, and Assistant word in poetry by Hannah with social anxiety from others able to come together in the own distinct flair to it. Junior Amy Director Crews acted as the most Ephraim. One of her pieces in a very clever way. conclusion of the dance. Entin and sophomore Ben Dees supportive of each performance. emphasized the importance of “Anxiety doesn’t stop you Overall, the expo showcased probably gave the most interesting Like in all competitions, there having social support in trying from seeing the possibility of an excellent array of artwork rendition of the American tango are winners and there are losers. to cope with the effects of interaction, just an irrational that not only aimed to with them dancing to the Pirates Dees and Entin won third place, depression. She described her stopping point,” Scarpelli said. emphasize the triumph of of the Caribbean theme song while Anderson and Mualoo won inspiration from her mentor, Similarly, Marcelina overcoming mental illness and dressed as pirates (or crewmembers, second place – and, you guessed Dr. Joseph Coulson, as “this Marknek’s black and white the stigmas associated with I couldn’t tell which). It was it, Ali and Renalf took home the voice echoes/around the walls/ photograph, “Demons,” it, but also was very effective obvious that some of these people top prize of the evening. Though, in which I write, inclining me/ showed a smiling, seemingly in reminding others about had never really tipped their toes if you were to ask me, everyone toward/my own gold stars.” content girl. Yet in the the multiple outlets available in the dancing pool in their life, so was a winner that night. Let’s Her work was insightful and background were several other for emotional relief. It truly it was a bit interesting to see that hope that UR Ballroom Dancing made a very important point images of the girl, revealing embodied what the definition unfold. Regardless of how they did, will up the ante next year, maybe about fighting against isolation expressions of anguish and of art should be–a place of I applaud them for going up there with administrators performing when seemingly trapped by a pain. Marknek cleverly solace for unlimited expression and trying. It takes guts to perform too. Seriously, who wouldn’t pay mental illness, a theme that demonstrated how often the that paves the way for unlimited in front of an audience (and three to see Dean Burns and President reoccurred in other pieces. effects of mental illness are growth as an artist and as a judges) if you’ve never done it Seligman dance a passionate tango? A poetic narrative after a forced to be trapped inside a person. before. Usmani is a member of suicide attempt was described person, and ultimately how this Kibler is a member of The first half was a bit rough, but the class of 2017. with an impeccable rhyme can do more harm than good. the class of 2017. THURSDAY, APRIL 2, 2015 / A&E campustimes.org / PAGE 13 An interview with the UR gets a sneak peek Yellowjackets at ‘Game of Thrones’

BY JEFF HOWARD group and who we together view being on stage and singing for A&E EDITOR the world and how we view what an expansive amount of people season five it means too be a Yellowjackets in front of famous judges was an As one of UR’s acapella groups, on this campus. amazing experience. It brought BY SCOTT ABRAMS character. Additionally, the the Yellowjackets capture the true CO: We’re auditioning out the best of us as musicians STAFF WRITER episode featured a surprising meaning of “meliora.” with their members, not just singers. We and as people. we learned so amount of humor, some of which highly choreographed shows look for fitting in, meshing in much form the experience. It Warning: Spoilers for the first landed, while others did not. In and wacky antics, the group with the group. We rehearse at really dictated the way we run four seasons, as well as mild spoilers particular, there’s an edit around raises the bar with each semester. least 10 hours a week and have rehearsals now and pic new songs for the fifth, to follow. the show’s midpoint which is This semester, the Yellowjackets 5 gigs a week. Between that we to learn. It’s all about that intense On April 1st, 300 lucky supposed to show the ironic have big plans up their sleeves spend hours as a collective unit rigor and striving to be more and audience members were treated geographical distance between with their upcoming show, and what we’re testing for in that more perfect. to an advanced screening of the two characters, but comes across “The Tonight Show starring the audition is whether we’re willing LM: Also I’m involved in “The first episode of the fifth season of seeming especially forced given Yellowjackets,” which premieres to spend 15-20 hours a week with Buzz” program at School 58. It’s “Game of Thrones.” The result? the solemn tone of most of the Saturday, April 4 at 8pm in that person for the next 3-4 years. an elementary school a cappella After nearly a year of waiting, the show. Strong Auditorium. JH: Were any of you guys on group and a high-school a first episode is…fine. However, the episode is filled Jeff Howard: What’s it like to “The Sing Off?” cappella group. It’s really cool. It’s It’s neither among the best nor with strong moments, many be a Yellowjacket? AS: I was. once a week and some of the guys the worst episodes the show has of which point to changes on Luke Metzler: It’s I t and me just head over and have produced in the past five years. the periphery. While the show’s really special. I’m a a great time teaching them songs As well, the show still feels very first four seasons focused on junior now and it and singing. We have a concert similar, with the same strengths expanding the world of the was a big part of coming up in May. and weaknesses it’s always had. show, this season seems to my freshman year, JH: Do you guys take notes on The material featuring Lannisters be contracting it, allowing it was such a cool what other a cappella groups are remains its strongest, picking up characters from formerly separate brotherhood doing? with Cersei (Lena Headey) and storylines, such as Tyrion to be a part of. AS: In England we were Jaime (Nikolaj-Coster Waldau) (Peter Dinklage) and Daenerys It’s definitely lucky enough to go to recovering from the death of their Targaryen (Emilia Clarke), been the most Imperial College and hang father, Tywin (Charles Dance). elite musical The episode is filled out with “The Techtonics”, The show always has fun with experience which is their premier a Cersei, perhaps because Headey I’ve had of with strong moments, cappella group. They came brings much greater nuance to my life. It’s two years ago to UR and we the “evil queen” archetype than many of whch point cool to make housed them, so this was our most portrayals would. Indeed, music with your to changes on the chance to visit them. For me, her scenes remain highlights. friends and really the coolest experience was seeing periphery. While challenge yourself. how they viewed texture in music The show still feels Abhishek Sharma: and how they separated their the show’s first four to add on to that, I completely voices different from us. Not just very similar, with the agree with Luke. I think being how cool and tight they were, but seasons focused on CHRISTIAN CIERI / ILLUSTRATOR same strengths and in the Yellowjackets has been how they view musicality. It was expanding the world the most formative experience was an incredible experience. It cool to talk to their director and weaknesses it’s always of my collegiate career. Having came right off the heels of the get some pointers. One of the of the show, this the ability and even the “United We Sing” project in arrangements we’re doing now had. The material responsibility of giving back to season seems to be Kenya. We worked with a choir has some of those textural ideas. featuring Lannisters our communities and being part there and taught them our music, JH: Anything else you guys contracting it. of the Yellowjackets has allowed Lady Gaga and such. We learned want to plug? remains its strongest. me to do a lot of cool things. a lot about the power of music LM: Basically, the show to begin on paths toward one Chris Ostwald: I think it takes as a social tool and an a means is going to be so fun. There’s another. a lot of hard work and dedication of bringing hope and inspiration going to be a lot of zany, weird So, while this episode might and commitment. You get a lot in places where it’s needed the things. Come, experience it for Conversely, the show’s not have been perfect, it was still out of it. It’s something I couldn’t most. Being in Hollywood was yourself, it’s gonna be a great weakest moments, at least in my solid. And it promised a thrilling get out of working with any other like the complete other end of show. estimation, are those featuring season ahead. group of people, or any other the spectrum. Hollywood is Howard is a member of Jon Snow (Kit Harrington), Abrams is a member of endeavor. Hollywood. Being on the set, the class of 2017. who remains the show’s dullest the class of 2018. JH: So, you guys have “The Tonight Show with the Yellowjackets” show coming up this weekend. Tell us what that’s all about. AS: We’ve all grown up watching these wonderful shows like “The Tonight Show,” “The Daily Show” and “Steven Colbert.” This is basically our take on what that all represents. It’s about being funny in a way that’s accessible to the audience. First four-week session: May 18 - June 15 CHOOSE FROM With four different sessions and over We’re doing a lot of cool videos First six-week session: May 18 - June 26 100 classes to choose from, you can and banter for the audience. Second four-week session: June 29 - July 27 earn up to 12 credits over the summer. LM: Dean Burns is going to be Second six-week session: June 29 - August 7 Take advantage of summer’s small a special guest at our show, doing four class sizes while enjoying more one- a celebrity interview a la Jimmy on-one time with faculty, all at a If you need help determining which courses are discounted tuition rate. Fallon. right for you please contact the Office of Summer SesSions JH: What’s it like to audition Programs and Part-Time Studies at osp@ to fit any schedule! for the Yellowjackets? rochester.edu or call (585) 275-2345. To set up AS: We’ll walk you through an appointment to speak with an advisor, please what it’s like. A person comes contact the Center for Advising Services at (585) #rochestersummer in, we greet them, and they’ve 275-2354. prepared a piece for us. We warm Sign-up for the Summer Sessions To view the most up-to-date course list and newsletter for up-to-date information them up and get their vocals to learn how to register please visit us at: CONNECT on summer opportunities, course ready, and then we test their vocal www.rochester.edu/college/osp/summer/ offerings, events and activities at range. That’s just one aspect of it. registration. WITH US rochester.edu/summer We get to find out who they are, ask them funny questions, see how they act on their feet. After the callback it’s about seeing how the person would fit in with the WWW.ROCHESTER.EDU/SUMMER PAGE 14 / campustimes.org SPORTS / THURSDAY, APRIL 2, 2015 Final Four emerge from Madness BY JESSE BERNSTEIN 8-1 record, including an 81- of them alternating who gets to great coach. Yes, I know Sam to do the work in the post that STAFF WRITER 71 victory earlier this season. have the big night over the last Dekker and Frank Kaminsky they’re so accustomed to doing. As for the players, few months. They all have been absolute studs for However, this seems unlikely, Four schools and four Duke clearly need to be at the top of the entire tournament. Yes, I as it hasn’t really happened the spectacular coaches have made has the more their games for this know Notre Dame nearly beat entire year. 65-51, Kentucky. their way to the NCAA Men’s talented roster. to be competitive. Kentucky last Saturday. But this Hypothetical Championship Basketball Final Four this Tyus Jones, Justise I think Izzo is an team is too deep, too strong, too between Kentucky and Duke: A weekend in Indianapolis. All Winslow and Jahlil incredible coach, athletic and just too good to be couple of college basketball blue in all, upset-wise, this has been Okafor are three of and what he’s beaten in this tournament. bloods going at it for the first a pretty mild tournament, and the best players done Their stifling defense is time since 1998 is enough to there are three one-seeds in the in the country— going to have a field make any basketball fan’s head Final Four. However, the sheer Okafor was an day against the Badgers. spin, especially given the added amount of talent on the floor this All-American as Look for Cauley-Stein intrigue of the undefeated season. weekend is more than enough to a freshman this to bother Kaminsky The talent of these two teams provide a high level of intrigue. season. If Quinn Cook the whole game. is pretty evenly matched, and Let’s take a look at the matchups and Amile Jefferson force The only wayDuke can lay claim to a little and make some predictions. the Spartans to give them Kentucky could more experience on their Michigan State (7) vs. Duke as much attention as their feasibly lose this roster—however, they don’t (1): Tom Izzo and Mike more heralded teammates, this game is if the have the athletes that Kentucky Krzyzewski are two of the game could be ugly. Michigan with this team guard play does, and they’ve looked mortal best coaches in the history of State’s defense is strong, but is very impressive. falters. Theon many occasions this season. college basketball. Thoughnot that strong, especially if But this is the end of Harrison twins Duke is a very good team, but neither of them are trotting the offense isn’t playing well. the line. 72-59, Duke. are notoriously Kentucky has history in the out their strongest rosters, the The game is going to come Kentucky (1) vs. volatile, and crosshairs. Calipari will stake his chess-match-appeal of this down to who can score for Wisconsin (1): I’m going CHRISIAN CIERI / ILLUSTRATOR if they can’t claim as one of the best coaches game is insane. It should be Michigan State. It’s been a to make this very clear— get it going, in the country. 75-68, Kentucky. noted that in his career against revolving door of Trice, Valentine Kentucky is not going to Towns, Johnson Bernstein is a member of Izzo, Krzyzewski boasts an and Dawson this year, with each lose. Yes, I know Bo Ryan is a and Lyles aren’t going to be able the class of 2018. Baseball shows commanding force in homestand BY MILAGROS GARCIA Josh Ludwig adding an RBI zero runs and faced 11 batters. Slutsky singled down centerfield STAFF WRITER ground out. In the second game, the and gained two RBIs through Schmidt led the YellowJackets ‘Jackets started off strong, leading Meyerson and Schmidt; Munoz After an unsteady start at the going 2-3 with 3 RBI and 2 runs the game 8-3 by the bottom of the doubled in a run and Schultz University Athletic Association scored alongside Hamilton, who second inning. By the bottom of gained two RBIs as well. In the (UAA) tournament in Sanford, also chipped in two RBIs. Junior the fifth, Rochester was leading fourth John Rizzo of Keuka gained FL, the UR baseball team had pitcher Michael Mondon also 14-7, after which Bard was a single RBI when he singled to a good comeback this weekend made a huge impact, pitching scoreless as Rochester finished center field in an attempt at a against Bard College. After the full game with eighth hits, five the game 21-7. Munoz totalled comeback. Keuka scored again winning three of their four games runs, and five strikeouts. two home runs, one in each the in the fifth, but the Yellowjackets in doubleheaders on Saturday and Unfortunately, the Yellowjackets second and the fifth. Slutsky hit held down their game and scored Sunday, the team gained their were not as successful later that for the cycle with a two-run home in the fourth and eighth. fourth win on Wednesday against AARON RAYMOND / STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER day. Bard scored four in the first run in the first. Warren faced a UR baseball will continue Keuka College. John Ghyzel throws out a pitch. inning and held off Rochester for total of 25 batters, striking out its stretch of home games this During the tournament, the Nolan Schultz and Lance the remainder of the game to snag four of them, allowing nine hits weekend in their doubleheaders ‘Jackets stood 4-4, winning their Hamilton. Schultz scored on a their first Liberty League win. and seven runs. against St. Lawrence University on first game of the season 6-2 against wild pitch given by Bard’s pitcher, Sunday was a different—and After a successful weekend both Friday, April 1 at 1:00 PM Brandeis University, and beating sophomore Quinn McIerney. stronger—story for the ‘Jackets, against the Bard competitors, on and 3:30 PM and on Saturday, New York University 12-0. Overall, Hamilton allowed senior Brendan who won their first game in their Tuesday, UR gained their third April 2 at 12:00 PM and 2:30 UR tied with Case Western Garry to score with an RBI triple doubleheader against Bard 16-9. consecutive win against Keuka PM. Reserve University for third in the to right field. UR kept up their The team got ahead early scoring College, scoring early, tallying Garcia is a member of tournament. game scoring six in the third and nine in the first two innings. In six runs in the second inning. the class of 2017. The ‘Jackets lost to SUNY fourth innings, putting them up the fourth and fifth innings Bard Brockport 0-3 in their home 8-0 through RBI singles of juniors attempted to answer, scoring nine opener on March 24 and to SUNY Brian Munoz and Jake Meyerson, of their own. As the game went Cortland 11-15 the following and RBIs from Schultz and Garry. on, the ‘Jackets stood firm and day. But this Saturday, the ‘Jackets In the fifth inning Bard kept their lead, scoring two runs stepped up their performance and attempted to get back on track, in both the 6th and 7th allowing split the doubleheader against scoring four runs. But the ‘Jackets the Yellowjackets to win 16-9. UR Bard College, winning the first then answered with another four, gained a total of 13 hits, while game 12-4 and losing the second with freshman Tyler Schmidt Bard had 11 of their own. The win by a small margin of 2-4. bringing in junior Dan Warren, went to junior Luke Meyerson, The ‘Jackets got ahead in the Meyerson, and Munoz after his who pitched for the last three first inning thanks to juniors triple down right field, and senior innings and had one strikeout, Club lacrosse grows potential BY NATE KUHRT battling injuries, making multiple Clearing the ball is a very STAFF WRITER key players unavailable for play, the common issue for many teams This past weekend, thegames have been highly contested. in lacrosse. Due to the limited University of Rochester’s Men’s Rochester plans to make number of players allowed in a club lacrosse team fell to St. several strategic changes as given section of the field, creating Bonaventure 9-3. With an they look to become a to be individual defensive mismatches early season win and a few a serious playoff contender.is a very difficult tactic to execute. Peace Corps hard-fought losses, this makes “Looking forward we need to With a slight adjustment to Visits University of Rochester the team’s season record 1-3. execute a better clear, because their strategy in clearing the ball, Although the past few games on the offensive side we have combined with a deep freshmen Stories from the Field have not gone Rochester’s way, as a the weapons to score,” junior class full of strong players, UR club Choose where you want to go. Apply in one hour. team they have great potential and captain Shahyan Rehman said, lacrosse shows a lot of potential. has come a long way. When the recognizing the skills offensive The team will take on Geneseo, Make a difference overseas as a Peace Corps Volunteer. team was founded in 2011, there powerhouses sophomore Greg Brockport and Lemoyne this next Thursday, April 2 | 6 p.m. to 7 p.m. were only about 15 members. Shinaman and freshmen Mitch weekend at home, and looks to Goergen 108 Now, in their third season in the Soufleris, Haden Baker, Ryan make huge leaps forward as a team, National College Lacrosse League Henry and Ryan Bartell as key setting up a very bright future (NCLL), the team has grown to players. “But the problem is both for the remainder of this 25 members and has stepped up [actually] getting the ball to the season and for as upcoming years. Peace Corps their competition to a new level. offensive side. We look to correct Kuhrt is a member of peacecorps.gov - 855.855.1961 Even with players constantly this issue for the coming games.” the class of 2017. THURSDAY, APRIL 2, 2015 / SPORTS campustimes.org / PAGE 15 ATHLETE OF THE WEEK Assisting legend Steve Nash retires Kayla Kibling - Softball BY JESSE BERNSTEIN years. Most impressively, Nash “When I think of my career, I BY DANI DOUGLAS win and host the Liberty League STAFF WRITER won back-to-back MVP awards can’t help but think of the kid SPORTS EDITOR tournament and go to Nationals in the ’04-’05 and ’05-’06 seasons. with his ball, falling in love. That’s again this season. Individually, I This past weekend, the NBA Although Nash was experiencing still what I identify with and did 1. When did you start hope to play the best that I can to waved goodbye to one of its truly his best years in his 30s, the Suns so throughout my entire story.” playing softball? help my team achieve our main goals. unique players as virtuoso point could never make it out of the Bernstein is a member of I started playing softball in fourth 5. What was the biggest guard Steve Nash announced stacked Western Conference, the class of 2018. grade, and before that, I had played take away from the team’s his retirement after 18 seasons. engaging in some memorable little league baseball since second spring break trip to Florida? Drafted by the Phoenix Suns tangles with San Antonio and grade. Even before organized I think we gained some confidence out of West Coast Conference Los Angeles in the playoffs. baseball, my siblings and I learned and experience playing in Florida. (WCC), from Santa Clara, Nash After a few down years, Nash was the game from playing catch and We played against some very talented played sparingly his first few traded to the Los Angeles Lakers, hitting in the yard with our dad. teams during the UAA tournament seasons before being traded to where he spent a few injury- 2. What do you consider to be and from that we learned which the Dallas Mavericks. After a few plagued years playing for some your greatest strength as a player? areas of the game we need to work years, Nash and fellow Maverick disappointing teams. He wasn’t I think my greatest strength is on individually and as a team. Dirk Nowitzki became one of even able to step on the court my determination to always get This will help us to be successful the most formidable shooting season, before retiring last Saturday. better. There’s always going to be throughout the rest of our season. duos in the league, and, at this Nash has compiled an impressive some aspect of the game I need 6. Who would you consider point, Nash regularly appeared on list of philanthropic projects, to work on, and I’m willing to your biggest competition? the All-Star and All-NBA roster. donating funds and time to causes listen to my coaches and make Your biggest competition is After the ’03-’04 season, in Uganda, Paraguay, Phoenix the needed adjustments because yourself. Your coaches, teammates Nash returned to Phoenix, and his home country, Canada. I want to continue to get better. and opponents can push you and where he paired with Mike In 2007, Nash received the 3. How will being recognized as challenge you to succeed, but D’Antoni, Amar’e Stoudemire highest honor a Canadian Liberty League Athlete of the Week ultimately you can only accomplish and Shawn Marion to form one citizen can receive, the Order so early in the season impact you? your goals if you believe in yourself. of the most fluid, potent offenses of Canada, for his contributions It will definitely motivate me 7. Would you rather in the history of the sport. in British Columbia. to consistently play at a high level go parasailing with Jon Nash’s skills as a passer and as a “At the heart of this letter, I’m while continually working to get Stewart or Conan O’Brien? shooter were on full display every speaking to kids everywhere who better throughout the season. I think I would go with Jon Stewart. night for those Phoenix squads, have no idea what the future holds 4. What do you most hope to His show is hilarious, and he was in and put up four 40/50/90 seasons or how to take charge of their accomplish this season, both “Big Daddy,” which is a great movie. while also leading the league in place in it,” Nash wrote in an as a team and individually? Douglas is a member of assists per game five times in seven essay for The Player’s Tribune. CHRISIAN CIERI / ILLUSTRATOR Our ultimate team goal is to the class of 2017. LAST WEEK'S SCORES In nail-biter women’s SATURDAY, MAR. 21 lacrosse falls to Geneseo • Women’s Lacrosse vs Nazareth L 8-9 TUESDAY, MAR. 24 • Softball vs Finlandia University W 10-0 • Women’s Lacrosse vs SUNY Geneseo L 9-10 WEDNESDAY, MAR. 25 • Baseball vs SUNY Cortland L 11-15 • Women’s Tennis vs. William Smith College W 6-3

PHOTO COURTESY OF UR ATHLETICS UR goalkeeper, Maire Prosak, staunchly defends the net against Geneseo. THIS WEEK'S SCHEDULE BY EMILY LEWIS all 60 minutes, making four STAFF WRITER saves and allowing ten goals. THURSDAY, MAR. 26 For Geneseo, Liz Felix and • Men’s Tennis vs William Smith College - 4:00 PM* The University of Rochester Katey Hart led the Knights with Women’s Lacrosse team lost five and four goals, respectively. FRIDAY, MAR. 27 by one goal to the #16-ranked Karen Boronczyk scored the • Women’s Lacrosse vs St. Lawrence University - 4:00 - PM Geneseo Knights, with a score other goal for Geneseo and Tara SATURDAY, MAR. 28 of 10-9. The Knights will Basile tacked on two assists. move to a record of 5-0 overall, This is the ‘Jackets’ second • Men’s Track at University of Maryland Invitational - College Park, Maryland - 10:00 AM while the ‘Jackets move to 4-3. consecutive one-goal loss. • Women’s Track at University of Maryland Invitational - College Park, Maryland - 10:00 AM With a number of players Although they didn’t come • Men’s Tennis vs New York University - New York, New York - 11:00 AM delivering for the ‘Jackets, the out on top, Rochester still had game was very much a balanced much to gain from both games. • Women’s Tennis vs New York University - New York, New York - 11:00 AM team effort. Emily Watson, Lauren “There’s a lot to be proud of and • Baseball vs Bard College - 1:00 PM, 3:30 PM Basil, Maddy Levy and Jamie a lot to look forward to going into • Women’s Lacrosse vs Clarkson University - 2:00 PM Wallisch each chipped in two conference play,” sophomore Mara goals apiece, with Levy scoring Karpp said. “One-goal losses are • Baseball vs Bard College - 3:30 PM in the last minute of play. Cassie definitely motivating, and I think SATURDAY, MAR. 28 Maher also added one goal for UR. that the game yesterday [Geneseo] “This game represented the put us in a great position going • Women’s Tennis vs The College of New Jersey - Ewing Township, New Jersey - 11:00 AM team working together and into conference play this weekend.” • Women’s Rowing vs William Smith College/St. Lawrence University/St. John Fisher College - 11:00 AM* believing in each other’s abilities Looking forward, the ‘Jackets • Baseball vs Bard College - 12:00 PM to succeed,” sophomore Jamie are very confident in their ability Wallisch said. “I’m so proud to win games. “Geneseo is a • Men’s Tennis vs The College of New Jersey - Ewing Township, New Jersey - 1:00 PM of our team and am looking ranked team, which proves to • Baseball vs Bard College - 2:30 PM forward to the game ahead.” The me that our team can play at the overwhelming support the ‘Jackets highest level against the best teams • Women’s Lacrosse vs Clarkson University - 2:00 PM have for one another will only lead in the country,” Karpp added. TUESDAY, MAR. 31 to further success in the future. The ‘Jackets will take on St. • Baseball vs Keuka College - 4:00 PM Wallish picked up three ground Lawrence University this Friday. balls in addition to the one at 4:00 p.m. at Fauver Stadium to WEDNESDAY, APR. 1 ground ball from Watson, four kick off their conference schedule, • Softballl vs SUNY Geneseo - 3:00 PM from Danielle Diacovo and three and will play Clarkson University at • Baseball vs St. John Fisher College - 4:00 PM from Charlotte Berg. Watson home at 2:00 p.m. the following day. also had eight draw controls. Lewis is a member of • Softballl vs SUNY Geneseo - 5:00 PM Maire Prosak played in goal the class of 2016. *DENOTES HOME GAME PAGE 16 / campustimes.org THURSDAY, APRIL 2, 2015 / SPORTS SPORTS ROTC student-athletes balance strenuous workload for a bit. But ROTC always comes BY DANI DOUGLAS anything except soccer, ROTC running workouts on Tuesday and the athletic training sessions are first. My scholarship is there, SPORTS EDITOR and study, whereas now, in the Thursday mornings, sometimes demanding in many ways, they are I’m going to become a Marine offseason and I do more things an extra physical training (PT) incredibly beneficial in improving officer, and it’s where my focus is.” Before the sun rises, sophomore so I’m not working as much.” session on Friday for Marines and the athleticism of the students. This idea—that ROTC will take Katelyn Murphy is already awake When he was a freshman, senior then, every afternoon, would have “On Thursdays, we mostly do priority over sports—drives many and active—lifting kettlebells Mackie Gage was also a member two or more hours of lacrosse. speed workouts in ROTC, and decisions that college students and ammo cans, running sprints of the varsity track and field team, “That was when things started that is one thing that I need to involved in these programs make, and doing push-ups. Some days, and like Kober, found it to be to get a little crazy,” Baum said. “I work on for soccer,” Kober said. in terms of the classes they take wake-up is even earlier: by 3:15 quite a strenuous commitment don’t think my body had a lot of “I like it, it helps me a lot and and activities in which they a.m. she’ll have her backpack in combination with ROTC. time to recover. I could tell that I [the trainings] go hand in hand.” become involved, something ready to hike in the dark. After the fall, however, he decided was probably in the best shape of Gage agreed, emphasizing that coaches are aware of. After returning to campus not to continue with track, and my entire life, but it was definitely how the long-distance running While some coaches are more and attending a packed day of switched to playing club rugby. starting to wear on me a little bit.” of ROTC combined with receptive to this prioritization classes, Murphy will change than others, the impressive Sophomore Ryosei Kobayashi stretches to save a ball. back into athletic gear and commitments of ROTC athletes head to Fauver Stadium for need to be well acknowledged. varsity track practice for more “My lacrosse coach was really, sprints and distance running. really supportive of me doing Murphy, born in the Ukraine, ROTC,” Baum said. “She is not only a Marine option in understood a lot of the time that the Rochester Reserve Officer ROTC was going to come first. After Training Corps (ROTC) but also all, that’s why I’m here at college.” a distance runner on the UR track Rochester ROTC is known as and field team. She is just one of being a particularly prestigious several students that participate in unit. In order to maintain both ROTC and athletics at UR. their status, the unit has very ROTC midshipmen are some of strict schedules that regulate the earliest risers, hardest workers PHOTO COURTESY OF UR ATHLETICS extracurricular commitment and most intensely trained Sophomores Katharine Baum and Jean-Marc Boullianne practice self-defense at the Marine Corps Martial Arts Program. because of time required. individuals on campus. Not only “It actually worked with my With so much physical exertion, the shorter spring training in “It’s something that has kind of do they balance physical training schedule more because practices injury is unfortunately common. rugby strengthens his overall changed this year with ROTC,” (PT) and extra early-morning were at night instead of in Murphy has been injured with a endurance, “giving [him] an edge Baum explained. “They’re trying classes as a part of ROTC several the afternoon,” Gage said. “It sprained ankle and hurt knee— on other people,” he described. to open it up so that kids get times a week, but these students definitely takes up time, but off- only able to compete in one official So much of athletic the full experience rather than also have to assure time to manage season it’s a lot less commitment.” meet—and in the fall, Gage was training is mental—pushing having it focus solely on ROTC.” all of their regular school work. The combination of morning out of both ROTC and Rugby for oneself harder and learning Increasing accessibility to the For athletes, there is an entirely ROTC training, classes and almost two months for a sprained to take advice and criticism. “full experience” of college for other dimension added to their afternoon practices is not only a ankle. For ROTC scholars, “Lacrosse helped me, in general, ROTC midshipmen—military exhaustive, packed schedule. stress on time-management­­— injuries can be dangerous—if with being able to listen and follow training, academics and sports— “It’s definitely difficult to it can also be physically taxing. midshipmen are unable to take directions quickly, and the mental will allow these students to become manage,” varsity soccer midfielder, Last year, sophomore Katharine their semesterly physical training aspect of ROTC was an outlet [from more balanced, well rounded midshipman and freshman Baum was a member of the women’s assessments, the scholarship that the stresses of school],” Baum said. officers, intellectuals and athletes as Nicolette Kober said. “In season, varsity lacrosse team but chose to all ROTC midshipmen receive Similarly, Murphy uses they move toward their positions to it was actually so much easier stop playing before the end of the upon committing to the program track as “a kind of rest.” serve the country post-graduation. to get my work done because season. During the spring season, can potentially be impacted. “It helps me decompress, and Douglas is a member of

I had literally no time to do she would have ROTC crossfit or Although the combination of it also gets me away from ROTC the class of 2017. AARON RAYMOND / STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER NBA playoff push: the surge for the final spots BY MAX EBER because each team knows all too sensationally, finally feeling Charlotte are less likely to make of nature–and potential MVP– SPORTS EDITOR well the importance of each win. fully healthy after struggling the run to the championships. Russell Westbrook letting Miami hasn’t been worried with various injuries for years. Indiana just isn’t the same them be overtaken. While the As we wind down a very exciting about making the playoffs over the Additionally, the acquisition team without Paul George. teams who are in the playoffs NBA season, I cannot remember past few years, but with LeBron of Thaddeus Young has added They don’t have the go-to guy are pretty much locked up, a time where the potential gone home and Bosh out for the much youth and intensity who can ensure success on big position is not at all secured. first-round matchups were so year, Wade isn’t able to carry the into the lineup and the possessions. While still a talented With the baby-faced assassin volatile. Despite March being team every game. Even with difference is visible. ball-club, I can’t see them going leading his Warriors to franchise well known for college basketball, Hassan Whiteside stepping But, the Nets still the distance on the back of record after franchise record, it is not the only madness up big time, Miami just isn’t have a very tough George Hill and David West. they have locked up the top of occurring in the sports world. the powerhouse it used to be. remaining schedule, The Hornets also don’t seem to the Western Conference. But It is notorious that the East That said, Miami facing Atlanta twice have all the pieces put together. the same stability cannot be said is lacking talent, but for five didn’t expect to be in and Toronto. Lance Stephenson hasn’t done for the rest of the playoff seeds. teams to be less than three games the conversation of It pains me to say for them what they were hoping Despite the Spurs living around apart—all vying for the last being overtaken for this, but it looks like he would, and despite having sixth or seventh place for almost two playoffs spots—is insanity. a playoff spot by Boston will likely star point guard John Wall and the whole season, the veteran As of this past Tuesday (which Brooklyn or Boston. claim the eighth dominant big man Al Jefferson, franchise has the opportunity will be the point of reference Losing a fair seed. They have not they just haven’t been able to to secure a few late season wins for everything discussed in amount of recent only come into close out big games—a skill and slide all the way to second this article), the Heat are the games made the their own, but more necessary now than ever. place. That means the difference seventh seed, and my own Heat part of the have flourished. Is it possible that either of between the second and sixth Brooklyn Nets are standing at discussion. They Kelly Olynyk, these teams will claw their seed are a mere two-and-a-half- the edge of the cliff in eighth. should be able to CHRISIAN CIERI / ILLUSTRATOR despite needing a way in? Absolutely. With the games, and with about 10 games The incredibly impressive hold on to their spot if they good haircut, is a young team’s standings so close any of these remaining, matchups and home Celtics are looming just one can avoid a few key losses. dream player: he’s a big man teams can make it, but if I had court advantages are up for grabs. game out, followed closely Despite the fact that they are my that can dominate down low, to put money on it, it wouldn’t Regardless of how the matchups by the Pacers and Hornets. home team, I’ll be the first person but can also drain the three ball. be with either of these two. end up locking in, we are, Keep in mind that whoever to say how terrible Brooklyn is. Evan Turner is playing great with The West is somewhat more without a doubt, going to see claims these two spots will most They love losing big games, and the opportunity to be a star, and solid, but by no means stable. an explosion of exceptional likely be slaughtered by Coach crave any opportunity to surrender Marcus Smart is showing his very Oklahoma City is holding the basketball. While all we can do Bud and his Hawks or the Cavs. a huge lead to lose. Their five-game real potential. In addition, they eighth seed, fending off a hungry is sit back and watch, we need Despite this impending doom, losing streak nearly tossed them own the tiebreaker over Brooklyn, Anthony Davis and his Pelicans, to simply remember to enjoy the the teams are fighting with all from playoff contention, but which increases their chances and a now struggling Phoenix team. magnitude of what is before us. they have. Each game has the since then, they have stepped up. in this extremely tight battle. Despite being a fan of New Eber is a member of intensity of a playoff matchup Brook Lopez has been playing In my eyes, Indiana and Orleans, I don’t see the freak the class of 2017.