Sex and the SOPRANOS "Underworlds Collide" by Thomas O'Connor WGAw Registered: # 941724 email:
[email protected] INT.TRENDY MANHATTAN PENTHOUSE BAR - AFTERNOON. TONY SOPRANO and his crew: CHRISTOPHER, SILVIO and PAULIE are standing around a tall cocktail table, surrounded by well- dressed, Happy-Hour Manhattanites. PAULIE What’s with these New York joints, no freakin’ chairs. SILVIO It keeps people movin’, keeps ‘em drinkin’. It’s smart. PAULIE Fuck smart. My feet are killing me. These are new shoes. Christopher looks down at Paulie’s somewhat dainty Italian tassle loafers. CHRISTOPHER Always with the tassles-- PAULIE Hey, don’t start with me about that. TONY Knock it off, the both of you. Tony cases the joint, looking anxious, as always. TONY (cont’d) I don’t like this. PAULIE Yeah, no chairs-- TONY It’s not the chairs, it’s it’s this-- Tony vaguely waves his arm, indicating the entire room. CHRISTOPHER Seriously, T, just lighten up and have a drink. How often do we all get to come into The City together? TONY Since when does Johnny Sack call a sit- down and we’re the ones gotta do the driving? (CONTINUED) 2. CONTINUED: SILVIO In all fairness, he’s made the past couple a trips in our direction. TONY Fuck fair. Christopher scans the crowd and sees three hot women walk into the bar and encircle a cocktail table several feet away. CHRISTOPHER (nodding toward the girls) I might have ta fuck something. Marone’ Tony, Sil and Paulie look across the bar at the three women and we see: CARRIE BRADSHAW and her friends CHARLOTTE and SAMANTHA.