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Stephan de Pénasse navigating the waters of NHIS in his GTV. As one wag put it, “It’s good that you put the port and starboard the car, so you can tell which way it’s listing!” (If you don’t understandApril Showers this, visit www.velocissima.com and download this i colors on ssue in color.) 3 Press Release - e Alfa Romeo under new ownership as of April 1st u 4 Next Events - The 2008 AONE Event Calendar is fi s - The AONE South Shore Beach & Waterfront Tour sails on Saturday, April 19th lling fast! s - The Mohawk Country Drive and Garage Tour runs on Saturday, April 26th I -TTWOWO DRIVINGDRIVING EVENTSEVENTS 4 Last Chance For Alfa Romeo Wall Calendars! s IINN AAPRILPRIL ! i 6 The AONE Spring Kickoff Meeting - Only $5, and on April 15th they’re gone! h 8 Alfa History - Report and photos from this year’s season opener - From the B.A.T. 5 to the B.A.T. 11 - The legend of Bertone’s T Tecnica concept cars - with photos of old and new 10 Classifi n Berlinetta Aerodinamica ed Ads - Spring fever? Cure it with another Alfa! IIn This Issue11 Letters to the Editor - Alfa History Redux - by AONE founding member Sue Holaday WWW.VELOCISSIMA.COM VVelocissimaelocissima The offi cial publication of the Alfa Owners Director: Kevin Redden - Salem, NH - of New England, Inc. (AONE, pronounced 978-387-2416 - [email protected] A-1), a non-profi t organization of Alfa Romeo Director: Brian Shorey - Boxborough, MA - enthusiasts which is a regional chapter of the 978-973-0879 - [email protected] national Alfa Romeo Owners Club, Inc. (AROC). Director: Peter Walker - Beverly, MA - AONE is incorporated in the Commonwealth of 978-524-8102 - [email protected] Massachusetts. Treasurer: Dave Pratt - Dedham, MA - 781-320-8208 - [email protected] Disclaimer: Velocissima is not to be considered Legal Counsel: Kevin Murphy - Framingham, the authority on maintaining or improving Alfas. MA - 508-879-1881 - [email protected] The views expressed are those of the author or person quoted. Anything contained herein does Velocissima not constitute an endorsement by the club, its Editor & Webmaster: Dave Pratt - Dedham, offi cers, Alfa Romeo Inc., or Fiat. This publica- MA - 781-320-8208 - [email protected] tion and this organization assume no liability for any consequences. Be prudent—don’t void your Send articles and ads, preferably by email or on warranty! disk (but scribbled on a napkin is acceptable) to: AONE Board of Directors Phone: 781-320-8208 Email: [email protected] President: Thomas Lesko - Hingham, MA - Mail: AONE, 300 Westfi eld Street, 781-749-9132 - [email protected] Dedham, MA 02026-5631 Director: Myron Barnett - Newton, MA - 617-641-0976, [email protected] Alfa Romeo Owners Club Director: Stephan de Pénasse - Nashua, To join our chapter and national AROC or to NH - 603-594-4204 - [email protected] renew your membership, contact: Director: Tom Ducibella - Beverly, MA - AROC National Headquarters 978-921-0125 - [email protected] Jolene Justus, Executive Secretary Director: Gene Durso - Leicester, MA - PO Box 12340, Kansas City, MO 64116 978-314-1224 - [email protected] 1-877-399-AROC (toll-free) Director: Jim Miga - Winchester, MA - Fax: 816-459-7462 (call fi rst) 781-729-7567 - [email protected] [email protected] w w w . v e l o c i s s i m a . c o m 2 VVelocissimaelocissima FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE P Press Release TATA MOTORS ADDS ALFA ROMEO TO ACQUISITION OF JAGUAR AND LAND ROVER, PROMISES MINIMAL CHANGES IN COMPANY’S DIRECTION r e MUMBAI, INDIA (April 1, 2008) ### In a statement released today, Tata Motors Vice President of Sales & Marketing Ravi Pisharody confi rmed rumors circulat- ing in the automotive community that the company would augment its purchase of s Jaguar and Land Rover with the acquisition of the legendary Alfa Romeo marque, in a deal that becomes effective immediately. s Many have wondered about Tata’s rationale for purchasing Alfa Romeo, a seeming misfi t for the company’s direction. When asked for clarifi cation, Mr. Pisharody explained that Tata’s new Nano (a $2500 60 MPG “People’s Car”) will allow its owners to drive reliably for pennies per mile; Jaguar will allow its owners to R ride reliably in quiet splendor; and Land Rover will allow its owners to reli- ably climb 45-degree inclines. The company needed a model line that would keep its service technicians employed, and Alfa Romeo more than fi lled the bill. e Mr. Pisharody also alleviated concerns that some devoted Alfa Romeo fans (known as “Alfi sti”) had expressed regarding the brand’s identity, stylishness, and l performance. Naturally, with any change in ownership, some differences are in- e evitable, but Tata plans to minimize their impact. The changes currently being implemented include: • Since “Alfa Romeo” is unpronounceable in Hindi, the marque’s name will be a changed to Alwar Rampur, the enchanting city in royal Rajasthan where pro- duction will take place. Alwar Rampur is famous for its forts and palaces, s tie-dyed clothing called Bandhini, hand-woven saris, and marble sculptures. Hence, the aura of style and passion will be retained, and the change from “Alfa Romeo” to “Alwar Rampur” in all of the company’s products, logos, and e literature will be visually imperceptible to the public. • Because of the esteem in which bovines are held in India, Alwar Rampurs will, of course, no longer be manufactured with leather seating. Instead, cus- tomers will be given several material options, primarily colorful tie-dyed Bandhini and plaid-like Madras (which should be popular demographically, since so many current and potential owners of the marque came of age in the ‘60s and ‘70s). It’s unclear whether the material will be sewn onto the Alwars’ seats or draped around them, sari-style. • In conjunction with the above, the anti- quated “Cross and Serpent” emblem will Alfa Romeo be replaced by the exciting new “Cow and “ Cross”, and will henceforth be used on emblems and in company literature. • Service on new Alwar Rampurs will no under new longer be performed by local dealer- ships. Instead, customers will be asked to call a special Toll-free Engineer- ing and Technical Support (TEATS) number, ownership where they’ll be connected after navigat- ing through a few levels of voice mail to a specialist at the Tata Tech Support facility in Bangalore. This enhance- ment will improve customer satisfaction as of from the level experienced by current Alfa Romeo owners to that experienced by all personal computer users over the past several years. April 1st ### EDITOR’S NOTE: In recognition of and respect for the transition to new ownership, our newsletter’s name will henceforth be changed from Velocissima to Jalipranaya (“love of speed” in Hindi), and our club’s logo correspondingly modified, commencing with the current issue (see front cover). ” AAlfalfa OOwnerswners ooff NNewew EEnglandngland 3 TThehe AAONEONE CCalendaralendar s ooff UUpcomingpcoming EEventsvents t WHEN WHAT WHERE WHO April n 19 – Sat 10am AONE South Shore Beach & Waterfront Tour Hingham, MA Tom Lesko 26 – Sat 10:30am Mohawk Country Drive and Garage Tour Westfi eld, MA Jeff Greenfi eld e May 17 – Sat all day New Hampshire Vintage Celebration Loudon, NH Stephan de Pénasse 18 – Sun 9am Jag Club Spring Slalom (autocross - Alfas invited) Westford, MA v June 15-22 AROC National Convention Chicago, IL E 21 – Sat* AONE North Shore Tour Beverly, MA Walker/Ducibella July 12 – Sat* Collings Foundation Lunch and Tour Stow, MA Jim Miga t ??? AONE Autocross Westford, MA Kevin Redden ??? Southeastern MA Alfa-Bet Soup Tour Westport, MA Bob Ladd August x 3 – Sun 9am-3pm Tutto Italiano - LAAM Brookline, MA Barnett, Lesko, Pratt 23-24 Twenty Four Hours of LeMons Stratford Speedway Brian Shorey e 29 – Sep 1 Vintage Festival & Italian Car Corral Lime Rock Park Tim Beeble September 7 – Sun 9am Jag Club Fall Slalom (autocross - Alfas invited) Westford, MA Next Events N Next 20 – Sat* Tech Session - “Mega Squirt Fuel Injection” Boxboro, MA Shorey, Redden October 4 – Sat* Il Giro Del Monadnock Motor Tour Peterborough, NH Bonatto, Percival Know of something else happening 25 – Sat* Western MA Fall Foliage Tour South Deerfi eld, MA Peter Walker that would be of interest to Alfisti? November Please contact the Editor (see Page 2) and we’ll add it to our Events page! 15 – Sat* The AONE Hyland Hillclimb Westminster, MA Gene Durso December 13 – Sat* AONE Holiday Party at LAAM Brookline, MA Kevin Murphy Note: Dates marked with an asterisk (*) are tentative LLastast CChancehance FForor AAlfalfa RRomeoomeo WWallall CCalendars!alendars! es, we still have a few of our fabulous 2008 Alfa Romeo Wall Calendars left, but Ythis is your last chance! From now until April 15th, the price will be a mere five bucks. FIVE BUCKS!!! If there are any left after that, they’re going into the editor’s fireplace, where they’ll do some good. This is a professionally-produced, full-color, glossy calendar—a sizable 11” x 17” when opened. Each month fea- tures a color photo of an Alfa (or Alfas) belonging to your fellow club members that we have gleaned from issues of Velocissima in the recent past. We’ve selected high-quality photos with a lot of variety—you’ve seen thumbnails of them in our previous $$5!5! announcements. Just think! You get nine months of great Alfa photos to hang on your wall for just five bucks! Visit www.velocissima.com/calendar to see some example pages and to place your order, or send a check payable to “AONE” to 300 Westfield Street, Dedham, MA 02026.