A New Year’s Resolution f i e The year 1951 has begun to unravel before our eyes. This will be an eventful year — it may well see the rebirth / f i e , of freedom and liberty throughout the world, or it may see the dismemberment of each of the few democracies left on the face of this earth. What will be alive and virile in 1952 depends upon the individual. It seems appropriate that each member of the student body and the faculty chose as his first New Year’s resolution a desire to be adequately and intelligently informed. The Special Con­ NEW HAMPSHIRE vocation called for Thursday, January 11, is a step towards this end — the realistic individual will be present. VOL. No. 40 Issue 16 Z413 D urham N. H . January 4, 1951 P R IC E — 7 C E N T S The Editorial Board ______— ------—------V ------Colonel Takes No Chances Prexy Chandler Calls University to Convocation on World Situation Field House Program to Include Gold Footballs to be Canham, Dean Pope as Speakers Awarded at Jacket • Faculty, students and members of the administration will con­ vene at thhe Field House next Thursday morning to hear two of the nation’s most distinguished philosophers and analyists speak Fund Dance Saturday on the individual’s role in today’s world at a Special All-University The kick-off on the long-awaited Jack­ Convocation called last week by President Robert F. Chandler, Jr. et Fund Drive Dance is scheduled for 8:30 p.m., Saturday night, January 6. Scheduled to speak before the assembly at 11 a.m., are Mr. Erwin Thanks to the generous offer of ser­ Canham, editor of the Christian Science Monitor, and Dr. Liston vices by the danceable Wildcat orches­ Pope, Dean of the Yale University Divinity School. tra, check-room attendants, and other In a letter mailed to U N H students service personnel, the operating expenses at home on Christmas vacation, Dr. are being held to a minimum in order Chandler said, “ Because it seems clear that the greatest amount of money pos­ that we are to live in a world of tension, sible can be collected. The purpose of Dramatics Workshop if not of war, for many years to come, the dance is to raise funds for a suitable it is our duty to understand as well as reward for our undefeated football team, possible what is going on in that world in the form of either sweaters or jackets. Preps One-Act Plays and how we as individuals should re­ A nominal admission charge of fifty English 47 and Arts 37 present jointly, spond to these conditions.” The con­ cents will aid the cause. under the sponsorship of Mask and Dag­ vocation has been called, he added, ‘In In compliance with Safe-Driving campaigning, the right honorable Mayor Guests and chaperones for the eve­ ger, two cut versions for their bill of order that all of us may begin to gain of Durham, Colonel T . Hall, stands akimbo beside his automobile with double ning will include President-elect and shows Thursday and Friday, January 11 a better understanding of the situation.” safety at the stop sign as his aim. The Colonel, on his way to a council meet­ Mrs. Robert Chandler, Mr. and Mrs. and 12. Professor J. D. Batcheller has In addition to the addresses of the two ing, paused in his busy day as an example to other drivers of the importance Wayne Koch, and Mr. and Mrs. Carl spent a great deal of time in cutting the guest speakers, Dr. Chandler will also in observing safety regulations. Dressed in a revamped bear rug and a jaunty Lundholm. two plays from full length to 45 minutes give his first formal message to the sporting cap, the Mayor waits patiently as Police Chief Phil Harrington waves At half-time (approximately 10:15) each, and has managed to maintain their combined University family. pedestrians on. Notice what confidence the pooch exhibits. He is waiting for President-elect Chandler will award en­ charm, themes, and plots. The twenty Canham Speaks a meat truck driver. graved gold footballs to the members of odd members of his dramatics workshop Mr. Canham will speak on the nation­ our victorious team. Engraved on tthe class are working in one way or another al and international situation, political footballs will be a large UNH centered to help in the production. and military, and point the paths which over the lacings and splitting the date Philip D. Wheaton and an able crew America will be facing in the future. Jacket Fund Drive Still Short as 1950, accompanying the words “ Yankee of backstage workeis are contributing a Canham, acknowledged throughout the Conference Champions, undefeated and great deal of time and energy in de­ nation as one of the leading analyists of untied.” On the back of each football signing and building the scenery.^ Mask American problems, holds B.A. and Lit­ Donation Deadline is Extended will be engraved the player’s name and and Dagger member Walter Fisher is erary Doctorate degrees from Bates Chairman Gerry Nolan today an­ position to.whom it has been awarded. directing Oscar Wilde’s Importance of College. He was a Rhodes Scholar at nounced that the slow response to the Guest speakers for the evening will be Being Ernest. Professor Batcheller Oxford where he received B.A. and Jacket Fund Drive on the part of cam­ President-elect Chandler, Director of himself is handling Ibsen’s Doll’s House. M.A. degrees, and covered the annual pus organizations as a whole has neces­ Dr. Chandler to be Athletics Carl Lundholm, and football Ernest had a very successful run on sessions of the League of Nations As­ sitated an extension of the deadline date coach Clarence “Chief” Boston. the Great White Way many years ago sembly from 1926 to 1928 as one of his and was well received for its high B ri­ first assignments with the Christian Sci­ to Wednesday, January 10 th. While Master of Ceremonies for the program tish wit and crisp English comedy. The ence Monitor. He later covered the several campus organizations were quick Inaugurated in April will be John Duarte, outstanding pitcher curtain goes up both nights at 8 p.m. London Nav# Conference, and was to respond to the request for donations Dr. Herbert J. Moss, Secretary of the and president of Senior Skulls. The Tickets are on sale at the Bookstore named head of the Washington Bureau there are still several names missing Inauguration Committee, announced to­ University Outing Club has donated the for Thursday night and at the Wildcat of the M onitor in 1932, a position which from the list of contributors. day that the inauguration of Dr. Robert use of its public address system for the for the Friday night show. he held until 1939. H e has been editor To date the following houses and or­ F. Chandler^ as the 12th president of the dance. Unlike this fall’s production, Liliom, of the distinguished international daily ganizations have sent their contributions University will take place on April 25. It is hoped that the same enthusiasm only a single cast for each show is used. since 1945. to the treasurer of Student Council to will be demonstrated by students toward Season , ticket holders may exchange Editor Canham’s long experience in be added to the Jacket Fund: Acacia, the dance as was so evident in attendance their stubs for the reserved seats now. U.S. diplomacy and foreign policy in­ Kappa Sigma, Sigma Beta, Lambda Chi at football games throughout the season Tickets are only 30 cents including tax. clude covering several important eco­ Alpha, Phi Alpha, Phi Mu Delta, Sig­ just completed. All seats will be reserved; tickets will nomic conferences, nation-wide political ma Alpha Epsilon, Theta Chi, Theta surveys, and» reporting trips of U.S. Kappa Phi, Alpha Chi Omega, Alpha be sold at the door, but it is suggested that a better selection could be had by presidents. He is a Phi Beta Kappa, Zi Delta, Chi Omega, Kappa Delta, Delta Sigma Rho, and vice president of Theta Upsilon, Student Council, Senior Professor of Zoology Will getting them early. Rehearsals are underway, it has been the American Society of Newspaper Edi­ Skulls, Blue Key, Newman Club, Scab­ tors. bard and Blade, Varsity Club, Intra­ Talk on Commie Control Bill announced, for the next Mask and Dag­ ger production, January Thaw. This Dr. Liston Pope fraternity Council, Englehardt Hall, The New Hampshire Christian Fel­ will be the Carnival Ball show and will Dr. Liston Pope, thirty-year-old WRA, Pan Hellenic Council, East and lowship will present Dr. Wilbur E. Bul­ be presented February 14 and 17 in New Dean of one of America’s leading theo- West Halls, Gibbs Hall, South Congreve lock, Professor of Zoology of the Uni- Hampshire Hall. (continued on page 8) Hall, Scott Hall, and the Class of 1953. January 8th at 6:30 p.m. in Ballard Hall, Co-captain and star guard of last versity of New Hampshire Monday, year’s football team, Gus Gilman, re­ His topic will be “The Christian and cently made his contribution to the fund the Communist Control Bill.” Eminent Bandsman Dr. F. Simon revealing that alumni are also interested Students and faculty of the university in this worthy project. are invited to come and take active part The Jacket Fund Committee wishes to in the discussion which will follow. The To Appear at "Salute to Sousa stress at this time the fact that the col­ meeting is expected to be well attended lected funds will be used solely for the due to the controversial nature of the Daughters of the late John Phillip The University’s “ Salute To Sousa” purpose of paying tribute to our fine McCarran Act, the evening’s discussion Sousa will join with an eminent musician concert by the symphonic band will be football team in tthe form of award topic. in attending the John Phillip Sousa re­ preceded by a daytime clinic for band sweaters or jackets. vival concert which will be held on the masters and music lovers from all over University campus, January 13. Guests the East, conducted by three surviving who have acknowledged invitations to members of the famous Sousa organiza­ date are Jane Priscilla Sousa of Sands tion. Registrations for the clinic have New Hampshire Offices To Pres. Robert F. Chandler Official Notices Point, L.I., and Helen Sousa Abert of already been received from six New Be Open Sunday & Monday N ew Y ork City, both daughters o f the The inauguration ceremonies will take All students are responsible for knowledge famed March King, and Dr. Frank Si­ New Hampshire reporters and Staff the form of an all-day convocation. The of Notices appearing here. mon, one time assistant conductor for Writers are reminded that the schedule morning program will feature speeches the Sousa Band, will join in the salute that was in effect before the semi­ by several prominent residents and visit­ to one of America’s greatest march com­ Registration for Semester II. L ib ­ weekly experiment is now in effect again. ing dignitaries. Dr. Chandler will take posers. A ll reporters who were due at the edi­ the oath-of-office in the Field House at eral Arts and Agricultural freshmen may obtain time and room schedules torial offices in Ballard on Sunday night 2 :30 p.m. in the offices of their college deans. previously will report next Sunday eve­ The 43-year-old former Dean of the Technology freshmen may consult time ning. The Monday night reporters will College of Agriculture succeeds Dr. and room schedules in the offices of report on Monday at 7 p.m. Arthur S. Adams, who was recently University Seeks Info elected to the presidency of the American their advisers. Registration will start The deadline for stories and letters on Tuesday, January 9, in the dow n ­ Council on Education. He came to the to the editor will be every Sunday night. stairs lobby of New Hampshme Hall. University in 1947 from Cornell Uni­ On Alumni Soldiers All column news, such as Greek World Please note the posted directions. and Dorm Doings should be submitted versity and has been active both as Oren “Dad” Henderson, Registrar Dean and as Director of the University’s Emeritus of the University, today issued on Sunday night. Club News is also No Skating on Reservoir. T o pre­ Agricultural Experiment Station since a call requesting that all students and to be submitted on Sunday night. serve the purity of the Durham water that time. faculty members of the college who may Assignment sheets were posted on the The Committee for the inauguration supply, the State Board of Health in­ bulletin boards in the Notch and in sists that no skating be allowed on know the names and addresses of UNH is headed by Thomas O. Marshall as alumni serving or who have served with Dr. Frank Simon Murkland Tuesday morning _ which Chairman, Dr. Herbert J. Moss as Sec- the Oyster River reservoir in College should allow reporters ample time to Woods. Please observe this regula­ the United Nations forces, to contact his continued on page 8) office in Thompson Hall. “Dad”, who England states, New York and New complete their assignments. tion. holds the unofficial title of “keeper of Jersey. If there are any questions about the war records” , is now in the process of Miss Sousa and Mrs. Albert in ac­ Language Reading Tests. T ests in above information, call — Ski Movies To Be Presented compiling data on former University cepting the invitation to attend as guests French, Spanish, German, Italian, Lat­ A rt Grant, Sigma Beta, 5346 students who have rejoined the services of honor indicated they would also be in and Greek to satisfy the Language In Mk. Hall by Outing Club since June, 1950. at the clinic dedicated to preserving the Reading Test Requirement in the Col­ “Sousa touch”. A series of ski movies will be present­ lege of Liberal Arts will be given at When completed, the information will Dr. Simon will attend in another ca­ Blue Circle Will Convene ed in Murkland Auditorium on W ednes­ 7 p.m. on M on day, January 8, in be used to provide suitable recognition to pacity. Conductor of his own band for Murkland Auditorium. these former studentss. “ Dad” stressed day evening, January 10, at 6:30 and ten years since working for Sousa, Dr. In Organization Room Mon. 8 p.m. Sponsored by Outing Club the that names and addresses of Korean war veterans are being sought primarily at Simon will demonstrate Sousa’s authen­ Blue Circle will meet in the Organiza­ film variieties, produced and filmed in Graduation Pictures. A representa­ the present time. H owever, he is eager tic techniques at a clinic for band masters tion Room of Commons, Monday, Jan­ Hollywood, will include instructional and tive from Vantine Studio will be at the to receive similar information on any and music lovers during the day. H e uary 8, at 9 p.m. A ll Outing Club comedy reels. Granite office, Ballard Hall, Wednes­ alumni who has re-entered the service. will act as guest conductor for the Uni­ heelers are invited to attend the meeting, Admission for both shows will be $.25 day, January 10 from 9-4. This will Information on servicemen wounded or versity of New Hampshire’s symphonic and become acquainted with the business for Outing Club members, and $.30 for be the last chance for students to re­ (continued on page 8) procedure of the club’s governing body. non-members. turn proofs of their photographs. killed is also desired. PAGE T W O THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, JANUARY 4, 1951 American Students Travel Beyond Campus Interest May Provide for New Birth of Student Writer Iron Curtain; See Reds in Action Strong movements underway to reinstate the annual literary publication, The Student Writer, received a boost this week when (Editor’s Note — This summer students from countries all over Professor R. G. Webster of the English Department, went on record the world journeyed behind the Iron Curtain to attend the Second as saying, “Above all else, The Student Writer should be returned World Student Congress. Among the Americans who attended this to campus. One of the major accomplishments of the year "Would be meeting was a three-man observer team representing the United Editor’s N ote the reintroduction of a literary magazine.” States Nationa^Student’s Association. The editorial board of The New Professor Webster, who was connected with the publication This is the first in a series of articles written by a member of Hampshire directs your attention to until its death in 1942, advocates the renewal of the magazine on a that team describing the congress in Prague.) this revealing story of Communist new basis similar to the financial basis of the Granite and The New by Bill Holbrook machinations as witnessed at the Prague World Student Congress Hampshire. In December of 1949 the National Executive Committee of the this past summer by an American Commenting on this recommendation, National Student’s Association decided to send an observer delega­ student delegate. Mr. Holbrook’s he said, “ the sale of the magazine would tion to the International Union of Students sponsored convention in sumary, the first part or which is be assured and failure because of financial Prague. reprinted here, needs no editorial Elect Two Local Men difficulties would be avoided. This would comment. For two years NSA had been rejecting IUS affiliation because of enable the University to publish the work of its talented students who are winning that group’s close adherance to the Communist Party line. To Honorary Society national writing contests,” he concluded. H owever, as 1950 approached, N S A The English prof also has ideas for Ray MacDonald and Ernest Chris­ chiefs decided they should send some format and general appearance of the tensen of the Christensen and Mac­ people behind the Iron Curtain to act as W riter. “The use of art work would be Donald Agency of Durham have been spokesmen for the United States ‘to continuous, and possibly would be supple­ present an accurate picture of the Ameri­ re-elected for the third consecutive year to the Live Members Club, a mented , , „ by , the work of. photography stu­ can educational system and to refute the nationwide honorary organization of dents” °ents ,» he“e suggested. H e "Would en­ distorted allegations concerning Ameri­ the Lumbermens Mutual Casualty courage participation along these lines by can education and student life.’ Company, it was announced recently establishing various competitive stimuli. Picked to head the delegation was by James S. Kemper, chairman of the An earlier literary magazine, ^the P ro ­ Erskine Childers, international vice- sponsoring company. file enjoyed a year’s life span here in president of NSA. Other members Membership, which is given in recog­ 1920 but folded due to financial problems. were Eugene Schwartz, former NSA IP was the forerunner o f the Scroll, vice-president for educational problems; nition of the outstanding service to the insurance profession, is awarded only published by the English Department Robert West, former NSA vice-presi­ to those representatives who have and Book and Scroll society in 1925. dent for international affairs; and my­ maintained the highest standards in the Unlike its monthly predecessor, the self, a recent graduate of the University selection of policyholders, conduct of Scroll was a yearly anthological publi­ of Minnesota law school. their business and integrity in their cation and disappeared after two issues. Schwartz took over as head of the dealings, according to Mr. Kemper. In 1928, Claude Lloyd, an English pro­ delegation when Childers could not at­ The Lumbermens Mutual Casualty fessor of writing, started The Student tend the Prague congress because, as in­ Company is also sponsor of the annual W riter. An annual publication, it cover­ ternational vice-president, he had other Safe Driving campaign in which col­ ed the best student writing o f the pre- duties to fulfill. legiate newspapers throughout the viious year and was managed by a joint In order to keep from going into the country compete. faculty and student board. congress cold, we met in New York and Students attending the Prague W orld Student Congress are shown during again in Paris to discuss our presenta­ one of the bull sessions which were an intregral part of the conference. Ameri­ tions. While in Paris visa trouble split can delegates report that they were ignored during these conferences, or else A1 H o o d at Sigm a Beta, and the names up the delegation. bore the brunt of disparging remarks directed at them by the hotly pro-Com- Carnival Features of candidates chosen by the women’s Due to difficulties with IU S and the munist assembly. houses should be given to Nancy Gra­ ham at Chi Omega. Czech government, Schwartz and I did­ A New Ski Sport n’t get our visas until the first day of majority picked up the phrase and chant­ Cries of ‘fascist” were hurled at Jen­ Were you a “flop” at water-skiing the congress. West’s travel papers came, ed it in unison for four minutes. kins as he spoke. It was an attempt to Why ask for an accident. this summer? You haven’t seen any­ through a few days earlier,_ and so he The Scotch, who were dressed in their split Jenkins, leader of the British, from thing yet! Wait until you try ski left for Prague before we did. red academic robes, remained seated the rest of his delegation. Another de­ joring during Winter Carnival week­ throughout this demonstration, and could Land in Prague vice used against Jenkins — and every end. A new sport to be introduced FINE FURNITURE Schwartz and I got our visas from be seen through the confusion of stu­ representative delegation who for the first time this year, ski joring FOR OVER 50 YEARS the Czech embassy on the_ morning of dents. spoke — was to bring forth a left wing is riding along on skiis — behind a August 14. By rushing we just managed Perhaps this would be a good time splinter group spokesman who would horse. to catch morning flight from Paris, to to pause and explain who attended the discredit and undermine remarks of the Students wishing to participate in Serving Dover and Durham Prague by way of Zurich, Switzerland. meeting. The International Union of representative delegation. this novel event, which will be held Students stated in its official report that When we landed in Prague we were British Delegate Threatened at Memorial Field on February 16, a total o f 1,036 delegates, observers and must furnish their own boots and skiis. met by an extremely congenial and very In answering Jenkins, the leader of E. MORRILL visitors were accredited. These repre­ All other equipment will be furnished friendly young Czech. It wasn t until the Soviet delegation ignored the points later that he had mistaken us for mem­ sented 135 student organizations from 78 for a nominal fee. No previous ex­ nations. raised by the British delegate and inti­ perience is necessary. Furniture Co. bers of an organization called the De­ mated that if Jenkins did not participate fenders of Peace. The Defenders, who Left Wing American Group Chairman Art Leach also reported 421 Central Ave. in the demonstrations which were de­ that the deadline for Carnival Queen issued the Stockholm Appeal, were meet­ The official American delegation was signed to discredit his arguments, he ing in Prague during the Second World composed of people picked by the Com­ nominations is Tuesday, January 9. Tel. 70 might lose his health. Voting results from the men’s dorms Student Congress. * mittee for International Student Cooper­ Observing the violent, if not almost and fraternities should be turned in to In Prague the symbolism displayed in ation (CISC). They were granted 12 fanatic, opposition to Mr. Jenkins’ re­ flags and tremendous pictures of Stalin voting delegate positions and should be marks, the NSA delegation decided upon and Gotvold was impressive if not ter­ distinguished from the N SA observer a more moderate approach in the hope rifying. delegation. The CISC was founded by that they might communicate their ideas The Soviet flag as well as Stalins a small group of IUS proponents after to the minds of those who adhere rigidly picture were being displayed prominent­ the suspension of IUS-NSA negotia­ UPTOWN to the Soviet line. This moderate ap­ ly. Also very much in evidence was the tions. This organization has acted as proach caught the leadership of the IU S ★ DOVER ★ picture of a peace dove, symbolizing the the distribution center for IUS literature off guard. THEATRE significance of the Stockholm Appeal. and has served as the nucleus of the Then too, the Scotch delegation also DOVER, N. H. Pictures of the lesser known Com­ “American Sponsoring Committee for chose to address the body in a moderate munist leaders of the various people s the Second World Student Congress.” way — not seeking to provoke the as­ republics of Eastern Europe and New From the speeches made by the official sembly, but rather seeking to point out Jan. 4-6 Thurs.-Sat. Jan. 4 Thurs. China were also displayed. American delegation, the NSA group to them just exactly why the Western PORT OF NEW YORK The dormitory in which we stayed would observe that the delegation was Representative Union of Students ob­ THREE HUSBANDS was completely filled with colorful post­ composed of “democratic, progressive” jected to the way IU S was being run. Scott Brady K. T. Stevens ers and slogans in many languages des­ students. Emlyn Williams Louise Erickson Western Delegates Unorganized and cribing the theme of the congress as Similar left-wing organizations were well as lauding the peace appeal. also present from Great Britain, Canada In the liberal tradition, the Western also KILLED O R BE KILLED student unions had failed to unite prior to Thoughts are Kremlin Dominated and the Union of South Africa. Lawrence Tierney The uniform symbols of the Commu­ The North Koreans got another the congress and evolve a common plan O N C E A THIEF of action for the congress itself. Each nist state provided the setting for the chance to tee off on the United States Jan. 5-6 Fri.-Sat. Second World Student Congress. on the second day of the World Student of the individual unions was attempting June Havoc Cesear Romero From the beginning of the Second Congress. to reform the IUS without being ac­ SONS OF World Student Congress it became ap­ cused of forming a block. Towards the Immediately after President Gorman Gene Autry Gail Davis parent that the meeting would be domi­ finished reading the executive report, the the middle of the Congress, however, it nated by the thinking of the Soviet chairman of the Korean delegation was was realized by the various Western Jan. 7-10 Sun.-Wed. and world. The first real example of this recognized. H e cited the fact that the unions that they held common criticisms. STATE PENITENTIARY came during the reading of the executive fifteenth of August was the fifth anni­ A t the instigation o f the U.S. and the ALL ABOUT EVE committee report by Congress president versary of the liberation of Korea by Scotch delegations, a common statement Warner Baxter was prepared defining the Western Bette Davis Anne Baxter Joseph Gorman. the Red army. Jan. 7-10 Sun.-Wed. The first reference to the war in Korea He offered thanks to the “glorious unions’ criticisms of the IUS. set off a huge demonstration. A t the Soviet Union and to the great father and Even at this time, the British were Due to the length of this show, THE NEXT VOICE YOU mention of the North Koreans the Con­ teacher, Stalin,” and then launched into reluctant to join in thhe presentation of there will be only three shows a common statement. gress delegates—most of whom consider­ an attack on the United States — charg­ daily at 2 — 5 — 7 HEAR ed the United States and South Koreans ing America with preparation for war (to be concluded) James Whitmore Nancy Davis as aggressors—broke out into clapping and with armed intervention in Korea. * - and rushed to the members of the He then proceeded to discuss alleged Korean delegation, lifted them on their atrocities. shoulders and handed them bouquets of A t the end of this speech, the whole STATE THEATRE roses. After the clapping the majority congress — with the exception of the FRANKLIN of the Congress started chanting ‘Korea” western delegation and the N SA ob­ DOVER, N. H. and the name of the President of the server delegation — moved slowly for­ Durham, N. H. North Korean Peoples Republic. ward, keeping in unison and shouting. CITY TAXI Jan. 3-4 Wed.-Thurs. At that point the entire North Korean Jan. 5-6 Fri.-Sat. North Koreans Honored delegation, armed with roses, were car­ MR. SOFT TOUCH ried on the shoulders of students through As he stood at the rostrum, the leader f Dover Tel. 14241 TWO FLAGS WEST Glenn Ford Evelyn Keyes the convention hall amidst chanting and of the Korean delegation was presented (in color) with flowers, medals were pinned on his and the play of floodlights. i *■ Joseph Cotton chest and gifts presented to him. This part of the demonstration lasted Radio Cabs HOLIDAY IN HAVANA some ten and a half minutes. At the end of 18 minutes of demon­ Jan. 7-8 Sun.-Mon. stration, he was carried from the ros­ Mary Hatcher______Desi Arnez N S A Shouts Defiance trum on the shoulders of shouting stu­ MISTER 880 Jan. 5-6 Fri.-Sat. As the Koreans—some of whom were dents who paraded around the meeting Burt Lancaster Dorothy McGuire in uniform — —passed the desk where hall for five minutes more. DAVEY CROCKETT Robert West of the NSA observer dele­ Long before the Second World Stu­ Jan. 9-10 Tues.-Wed. INDIAN SCOUT gation was sitting, they shouted slogans dents Congress had convened in Prague, Under New Management of defiance at him. According to West’s student groups in a number o f the west­ HENRY V and description, “The faces of the Koreans ern countries had objected to the Inter­ Tanguay Yarn Shop Lawrence Olivier as they passed had changed from smiles national Union of Students being used CLANCY STREET BOYS to a distorted sort of frenzy.” After as a tool of the Communist party. Every Type of Knitting Material Tuesday and Wednesday Only East Side Kids sixteen and a half minutes the chair re­ During the congress, the British Matinees at 3:15 P.M. quested that delegates take their seats, launched a sharp attack against IUS Featuring One Evening Show at 7:30 P. M. Jan. 7-9 Sun.-Tues. but this was entirely ignored as the policy, Stanley Jenkins, spokesman for Regular Admission demonstration continued unabated. It the British National Union of students, Argyle Kits and Sweater Yarn THE W O M A N O N PIER 13 was only after twenty and a-half minu­ indicated that Russia was preparing for Robert Ryan Lorraine Day tes of demonstration that the delegates war. Margaret LaBonte, Owner Jan. 11 Thurs. returned quietly to their seats, and Gor­ He described the growth of the Rus­ DAUGHTER OF ROSIE Jan. 10-11 Wed.-Thurs. man was able to go on with his report. sian army, the return of Fascists to Morrill Bldg. Central Ave. At the end of the next paragraph of power in Eastern Germany and the mili­ Above The Dover News Shop O'GRADY MADNESS OF THE HEART the executive report the President said, tarization of the Soviet secondary June Havoc ‘Hands off Korea.” Immediately the schools Margaret Lockwood Paul DuPies T H E N E W H A M P S H IR E , J A N U A R Y 4, 1951 P A G E T H R E E —

O n the Spot — @ O N CAMPUS with Dave Cunniff

1951 — we left an era behind us on marriage with the screen star. Miss New Year’s Eve. Fifty years, the first Taylor said in comment on her maiden half of the Twentieth Century, died voyage to Reno: “That means he without a sigh with the last toot of only has $69,000,000 left. With prices paper horns, the last pang from the the way they are. . . ” We sympath­ hangover on New Year’s Day. Pardon ize with you, Lizzy. W e’re feeling the us if we wipe a sentimental tear or pinch, too. two from our eyes and write our obit­ Yes, this is certainly the era of the uary for a roaring half-century — a Common Man. People are getting so half century of Manifest Destiny, Two common that, well, the Metropolitan W orld Wars, Bathtub Gin, Swing Mus­ Opera is going broke. That’s all right, ic and the Hot Rod, an era of more though. Opera singers can always find loud noises and more loud people than work as drop-kickers, bar-room piano ever before let loose all at once. players, and maybe in celluloid bagnios. Historians like to label things like Oh Brave New World, and all the centuries and eras. There was the people in it! Age of Faith, the Age of Reason, the Age of Steel. Let’s think of a nice sweet name for a nice sweet time like No Discrimination - ours. How about the Age of the Com­ mon Man? Common people seem to Michigan’s Student Legislature voted be running things down the drain to give fraternities six years to get rid rather well these days. No, that’s too of their discriminatory clauses. The complicated. A man’s got to write plan must still be approved _ by the stuff that even the lowest insurance school’s Student Affairs Committee. If salesman can understand these days. the SAC gives the green light, fratern­ I’d hate to go the way of James Joyce. ities that still have discriminatory Yes, something nice and easy and Mil- clauses by September, 1956 will be ton-Berlish. How about the Age of banned from the campus. Schmaltz? Yes, that will do nicely. The plan encountered Inter-Frater­ nity Council opposition. The IFC presi­ Signposts On The Road To Sch­ dent termed the plan “ Completely det­ maltz : rimental to the program set up by The McCarthy-Pearson Fracas IFC”. In a counter move a week after That august Senator, Joe McCarthy, the Student Legislature Action, the IF always willing to prove his aiyan Gae­ Council voted to refuse recognition to lic athletic prowess to his worshipping any fraternity which fails to make an public, recently tried to drop-kick active effort to rid its constitution of Drew Pearson’s scrotum through the dscriminatory clauses. The IFC ig­ lobby of Washington’s swankiest night nored the controversial time limit. A Driving Fatality What Did He Say ? - Part II club. He missed, but the Schmaltzers The author of the plan approved by ate up the publicity on it. McCarthy, the Student Legislature said, “Al- That . . . A Convocation . . . when asked to comment on his bid for thought it is the furthest point that the Colin McPhail, a part-time farmer and In the last issue of The New Hampshire, honors at the next Olympic Games, IFC has, advanced on the discrimina­ we brought to the fore some of the confused place-kicking division (what a place!), tion question, it is not far enough". trucker, earned his subsistence, and that^ of his ■said, “That *&*$”&!$* Pearson is a Summing up the situation, an edit­ wife and ten-year-old son, from the soil of a thoughts and ideals which now burden the son of a &**$&!” The slightly wound­ orial in the Michigan Daily declared, small Nova Scotian farm lot. He knew the soil minds of a host of our male student body. In ed Pearson retaliated, “That stupid “ . . .Now that emotion has had time — its energy giving minerals, its soddy, yielding attempting to answer the question, “What Did reactionary *&$?&&*$,” and so on to give way to reason, it should be clear He Say?”, we gave the background of the think­ through the night. Take note of this, to everyone that the Legislature’s ac­ substance as one trod on it, and its power to children — America’s leaders at play. tion is to be commended. For SL’s destroy when rampaging waters carried it over ing which may have prompted Dave Cunniff’s time limit plan is the only plausible, cynical, yet poignant, warning in his “On The The Margaret Massacre fertile lands. It is often said that a man who workable approach for effectively wip­ Spot” column of Dec. 12. Mr. Hume, a lowly music critic who ing from this campus the blight^ of lives close to the soil knows the value of life, knows nothing about music except methodical, constitutional discrimina­ and the disregard some have for it. Such a man To the time of this writing, he has received what is good, said Margaret Truman tion. Michigan chapters will not_ be was Colin McPhail. no realistic approach to his problems. And yet, , wasn’t the best ever. Mr. Truman, alone; more schools will follow. With­ But McPhail knew the water, also. Every he is not alone in this lack of knowledge — men our sterling leader in these times of in six years, the demand for the re­ fighting with shot and steel know no answer; it crisis, dropped everything, and in no moval of the clauses should be so man who reaps near the Nova Scotian coast is uncertain terms told Mr. Hume that he united that few national fraternities acquainted with the Atlantic waters, a genuine seems apparent that the very same men who was available for dueling at any time. would be able to hold out. . .” acquaintance that develops within the man from control the lives and destinies of millions of He also hinted that Margaret was a (ACP Feature Service) our citizens do not know a positive answer; it good singer. Mr. Truman gets his his infancy. McPhail greeted lobstermen as musical criteria from paternal love and they passed his house on the way to work; clam is more than apparent that most of the several from Lauren Bacall who once sprawled diggers who treaded their way across his fields thousand journalists who are supposed to pre­ on top of Harry’s piano while he played Letter to the Editor to the flats; old sea captains who passed on leg­ sent the answers to all problems are wallowing a chord or two. Well, Hume< never To the Editor: in muck in quest of a unifying solution. saw her on top of a piano, did he ? ends as they sat before the pot-bellied stove in Knowledge marches on. (Editor’s Note — The following gem Thompson’s General Store. From these men he . . . For New . . . of criticism and information was re­ Elizabeth Taylor Divorced ceived in our editoral offices on Dec. had learned that water also produces energy giv­ The University is keenly aware of the per­ Nicky Hilton, it seems gambled 16, in the form of a letter to the editor. ing minerals, that life flourishes in it just as plexity which now confronts its student body. away $1,000,000 in the first year of his The New Hampshire has a long-stand­ vegetables grow in the soil, and that water, as In an effort to resolve as much of this as possi­ ing policy on printing unsigned letters soil, can destroy. It is often said that the man and tidbits of personal informatori, but ble, President Robert F. Chandler has summon­ we waver the policy this once in the who lives next to the water knows the closeness ed the University Family to a combined conva- interests of the College of Technology. of death, the richness of life. Such a man was cation, the first of its type since Pearl Harbor, In the future, we trust that our critics Colin McPhail. 1941, to be held in the Fieldhouse at 11 a.m., will have the self-confidence to sign As he grew from childhood to manhood, NEW HAMPSHIRE their own compositions — as we re­ next Thursday. quire of oqr own staffers. Incidentally, McPhail kept with him the lessons he learned Before us will stand two of the nation’s most Official Undergraduate Newspaper of the article in The New Hampshire from both soil and water. He took a wife, and notable personalities. Mr. Erwin D. Canham, the University of N ew Hampshire was written by Charles E. Henry, later the couple welcomed a son. To both, Mc­ editor of the Boston Christian Science Monitor, President of “this important new Published weekly on Thursday throughout the Phail emphasized the value of life, the closeness NATIONAL SOCIETY.” one of the world’s most influential newspapers, •chool year by the students of the University of of death; from both his soul became enriched New Hampshire. The letter’s contents follow:) will give a short briefing on the international Entered as second class matter at the post office with the blessings of life and the dependence of at Durham, New Hampshire, under the act of March and national situations — the paths which we Too many times your paper has been each member upon the other. 3, 1879. Accepted for mailing at special rate of guilty of errors or omissions regarding have trod, the paths which lie ahead. His ad­ postage provided for in section 1103, act of October 8, 1917. Authorized September 1, 1918. the various events connected with the . . . Others . . . dress will be a highly practical approach to the College of Technology. Now in your Subscriptions...... $2.00 per year One warm, cheering day last month, Mc­ world, America, and the year 1951. Dr. Liston last issue you mention the installation Pope, Yale’s renowned Divinity School dean, EDITORIAL OFFICE of Tau Beta Pi and call it an honorary Phail loaded his truck and lifted his young son Rooms 306, 307 Ballard Hall mechanical engineering society. This into the cab. As the most expansive possesion will combine philosophy with the matter-of-fact important new NATIONAL SOCI­ BUSINESS OFFICE in the McPhail family groaned and growled_ its truths which we must be aware of to approach E T Y is know n as A NATIONAL the coming year with hope, faith and a striving Room 308 Ballard Hall ENGINEERING HONOR SOCI­ way through the muddy red-clay of the drive­ for achievement. , . E T Y . Its present officers are; Presi­ way, he blew a kiss to his young wife and head­ . . . Inspiration dent — Charles E. Henry; Vice. Pres, ed the truck towards Carriboo, a small Canad­ ftssocfabd Go8e6iate Press These two men were chosen from a list of (continued on page 7) ian seaport town some twelve miles away. REPRESENTED FOR NATIONAL ADVERTISING BY several international dignitaries and statesmen His young son, still impressed with the National Advertising Service, Inc. suggested by a committee of University deans workings of the truck even though it had been College Publishers Representative Statistics Indicate Greater and representatives of the student body. They 4 2 0 A v e . N e w N . Y . in the fam ily since 1948, watched his father’s M a d i s o n Y o r k , were selected because their approaches will be C h ic a g o ■ Bo s t o n • Los A n g e l e s - s a n F r a n c is c o every move — shifting gears always fascinates a Opportunities for Engineers unbiased, as completely based on truth and youngster. He paid little attention to the pass­ Printed by the Printing Department, Employment opportunities ^ for en­ knowledge as is ultimately possible in this cha­ ing scenery, to the.panorama of life which his University of New Hampshire gineering graduates have improved otic era. They will bring to the student bod] father observed so vividly. greatly since early 1950, according to long thought-over messages which should do D urham, N. H . January 4, 1951 Approaching the ferry ramp at Pictou, Nova U. S. Department of Labor’s Bureau much to remove the confusion, the despair and of Labor Statistics. Because of the Scotia, McPhail nosed his truck up the huge hill the antipithy so prevalent amongst us today. EDITOR ...... Art Grant increased defense production, which on the outskirts of town and began the short but will increase more and more as the When these speakers have concluded their BUSINESS MGR Carleton Cross steep descent. Suddenly the man who had long Armed Forces are expanded, there are inspirational talks, there should be no need of EDITORIAL BOARD known the fear of death felt a sickening snap many more opportunities for engineer­ asking, “What did he say”. W. A. G. Associate Editor ...... Virginia Deschenes ing employment. — the brakes failed halfway down the hill and Managing Editors ...... Robert Louttit The Bureau’s occupational outlook the truck gathered speed as it plunged towards Bob Bonneau sum m ary of M arch 8, 1950, which was into a telephone pole. McPhail’s uninjured son News Editors ...... Richard Bouley the ferry ramp crowded with vehicles — and heard his crushed and dying father whisper Dee Dee Chase based on the assumption of peace-time Ding Madden conditions, pointed out that the en­ for some reason, perhaps because he dared not from under the crumpled steering wheel, “I Sports Editor ...... William Reid gineering profession has been one of take his hands off the steering wheel, he would­ hope I didn’t kill anybody else.” Assistant Sports Editor ...... Peggy Ann Leavitt the nation’s fastest growing occupa­ n’t change gears to check the truck’s headlong It was a thought-provoking sobering story tions and will probably remain so over pace. BUSINESS BOARD the long run. of self-sacrifice that the news dispatch told. The Adv. Manager ...... Rita Digilio In an instant, McPhail knew the decision he fiaily papers too often contain news about the Assistant Adv. Manager ...... Don Brown must make — either he must plow into the bposite type of driver — the kind who kills or Circulation Manager ...... Bob Young cars and people before him, and perhaps kill or maims others because he is too self-centered and Staff Photographers ...... Charles Vogler Robert Bundy Letters to the Editor injure several persons, or he must swerve and heedless to care about anybody but himself — Staff Writers: Skip Hamlin, Joan Hamilton, Betty Letters must include the name smash into a roadside bank and risk almost cer­ that the incident stands out like a tragic but Johnston and Thomas Kirkbride. tain death for himself — and his boy as well. Reporters: Bob Deane, Leighton Gilman, Ann of the writer, campus address, class heroic beacon. Badger, Jane Spinney, Mary Henderson, Pris­ . . . Might Live But after all, Colin McPhail was a man of cilla Hudson, Dick Roberts, Joan Westling, enrolled, and home address in or­ Peter Ordway, Donald Rothberg, and Paula der to be considered for publica­ He swung the wheel! Every ounce of his the soil, a man of the water, a man who knew Webb. the value of life, the closeness of death. But Correspondents: Art Creighton, Margie Battles, tion. Names and ' addresses will strength was applied to changing the forward Earle Gilbert, Jim Gale, and Barbara Dillon. be withheld upon request. rush of the truck. And after the truck had above all, he knew the richness of life. Do You? Cartoonists: Charlotte Roberts W . A. G. Philip D. Neugebauer bounced off the bank, overturned twice and piled PAGE FOUR THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, JANUARY 4, 1951 Cats Ready for Home Opener Friday Night

66 9 9 Bahros Picked As a Starter On All-Greek Grid Team Cat tales Tony Bahros, 180 pound junior by Bill Reid from Waltham, Massachusetts was named as first string center on the The long-expired corpse of University of New All-Greek football team for 1950 as picked by the Hellenic Chronicle Hampshire basketball, which hasn’t drawn a during the week of December 16. CAPTAIN OF VAFSiTy X~CQO*i t r n healthy breath since the spring of 1941, will make The 20 year old Bahros wound up T E A M ■ - RE- Si, SC TED FOR NEXT YEAR- BOB COMES FROM DOVER, a bid for resurrection tonight in this, the opening his second full year as a Wildcat line backer in the Kent State game M H , WHERE. HE PACED THE home game of the 1950-51 season. X - COUNTRY AMO TRACA C S G O A D s- this fall. He became the Boston’s 303 13 A CONSISTENT TYPE OF Key man in the current revival plans is a regular signal caller on defense dur­ RUNNER WHO HA 3 £ ARMED MUCH sharp-featured, jet-haired 29 year old from Revere, ing his stirring play in 1949. RESPECT FOR HIS STEADINESS Massachusetts; Coach Andy Mooradian. Moor- The selection of Bahros to the AMD STRONG FINISH HE IS AM Chronicle’s first string eleven is all HONOR. STODEMT^IN CHEMISTRY adian, with three years’ experience as Wildcat the more remarkable when it is AT- THAT J* freshman mentor, totes a better than satisfactory record into varsity noted that Bahros has never been a travails. His 1947-48 troupe notched nine straight wins before regular offensive center at the Univ­ dropping one in his yearling effort as a master-mind, and a year ago, ersity of New Hampshire. a phenomenal frosh quintet shattered almost every existing plebe record here at the Wildcat Country Club in rolling to eleven straight wins. Varsity Competition Rough U N H Marksmen Win Mooradian is among the first to nix the performances of his past squads. He experienced one miserable season in 1948-49 and Five of Seven Meets that campaign is still around to haunt him. Not one junior is listed Captain Walter Driebelbis’ 1950-51 among the Cats’ first seven starters or alternates and that gap of a varsity rifle team has come up with year can be a crusher to him before next March. five wins as against only two setbacks Mooradian, however shaky a debut he makes Friday night has to date in their first seven postal matches of the voung season. They no bright stars to shoot for. His appointment as head coach of dropped their first two shoulder to basketball in October ended the four year career of Ed Stanczyk in shoulder meets a week ago to the Dart­ SENIOR AGRONOMY MAJOR F R O M E A S Y OAFFREY; NH that position. Stanczyk’s quintets, despite the' presence of a pair mouth Indians at Hanover and to Ver­ m ont in Durham. RICH '3 THE OMUY WHITE of fine performers in bantam Dickie Dart and Bub Millman, never* SWEATER MAM O V 7'HE The Cat sharpshooters have been VARSITY X - COUMTRy TEAM, really awakened as a hoop squad. Stanczyk turned in season records topped to date by North Dakota State H E H A S F O U G H T Hf/S W A Y U R of 6-11, 5-12, 7-10 and 4-12 in a four year span. and Arlington () State. They FROM AN AVERAGE TO THE have beaten Niagara University, the GOOD RUNNER THAT HE 13 St. A ’s Saw Heights and Depths University of Pennsylvania, Kent State ■ TODAYS IN M/S SPARE TIM E Worcester Poly tech, and the Univer HE IS ACTIVE WITH A His bright moments were so few as tobe memorable. His crew sity of Miami. BOW AND ARROW ~ - ~ turned in a pair of brilliant upset wins over St. Anselm s in 1948 and Driebelbis’ top quintet, built primari 1949 at the Lewis Field House in some of the most nerve-tingling and ly around sophomores and captained mO&JTHAREAS® basically sound basketball ever seen here. Likewise, they shed b y B ob Sprague, fired a 1.367 total at Hanover that did not displease the f f i tZ-U-SQ everything but their pride against the Hawks last February as they New Hampshire coach. Ralph Hayes were stomped at Manchester with only eight men still around to was high man for the Cats with 286 dress. points, followed by Claude Pittman Mooradian has the vision to anticipate his problems. Sophomores Don Mills, Joe DesPres, and Bruce Dreher. and newcomers predominate on this 1951 squad. And sophomores Sergeant Joe White’s frosh team has have a way of never playing the same kind of basketball successive just begun to face formal competition days. This next month will be a bumpy ride for Mooradian. He will White hopes to turn out a yearling group Springfield Fresh From meet squads with half a dozen to a dozen games lead in experience to match those of the past two seasons His most promising prospects are Ed and even wider breaches in material. Nevertheless, Wildcat rooters win Antz, Ed Coleman and Jack Shea are due to see things they haven’t seen since pre-war years. Both the varsity and freshmen faced their biggest tests of the season before Western Hoop Journey Squad Physically Sound vacation on the UNH rifle range Andy Mooradian’s sophomore— heavy Wildcats open the 1950- This 1951 hoop squad may show moments when they are stum- W h ite’s frosh, rated eighth in the na tion a year ago, took on the Vermont 51 hometown hoop season Friday when they match tricks with. ble—bums and erratic, but they will be playing for keeps. They will freshmen, while the varsity met the Springfield in a 7 :30 p.m. engagement on the boards of the Lewis fast break with more shock than any of Stanczyk’s squads. They Vermont regulars. The Catamounts, Field House. will be well conditioned and ready to drive in the fourth period as led by Thomas Breen, were one of the top teams of the New England area. well as the first. The Gymnasts, 2-7 on the season are fresh from a basketball tour Breen, who was picked by the National of the east and midwest where they tackled such recognized powers, An instance of the new attitude was the vacation practice called Rifle Association as an All-American by Mooradian. Twenty hoopmen gave up three days of vacation for last spring, led the Catamounts to a as Niagara and Kansas State. They have a great offensive threat in 6-2 John Burke, and a pair of shifty guards, A1 Schutts and Jim hard labor in the Lewis Field House. There must be something due close win. worth looking at. Pelcher, but the Maroons strength lies in their deliberate offense Chase Paring Down Frosh and tricky defense. Coach John Bunn has devised a sliding zone defense that gave no little trouble to the high scoring games of Con­ Squad of Some 60 Players necticut and Niagara. Petroski Sends Five Veterans The Cats play the first of the three Under their newly-appointed mentor, contests scheduled for next week Mon­ Jere Chase, the freshman basketball Against Colby in Opener Tuesday team has been practicing thrice weekly day evening against Hank Elespuru’s in _ preparation for their opening ap­ Bates Bobcats. The Bates quintet lost Captain Wally Fournier of Berlin, will pair up a forward wail of letter- pointment with Tilton Academy, this three of their first games this year, New Hampshire will lead a 20-man men. This would have Fournier cen­ Saturday, January 6 at the Field but they have a smooth-working attack UNH hockey squad to the post next tering the starting attack with-John H ouse. which can give any club an evening-full Tuesday when the Wildcats open their Simpson and Lefty Callahan at the Over 60 candidates reported at the of trouble. Elespuru has welded his 1951 ice schedule at Colby. wings. first practice session and they were 1951 offense around 6-6 veteran pivot Coach Pat Petroski faces the task of The Cats would then have an all­ at first divided up into three groups man Larry Quimby. Quimby, a Lewis­ building a satisfactory forward line sophomore line intact to spell the vet­ of twenty men each. Recently, how­ ton native, has averaged 14.2 points in with less than a week of practice. The erans; Bill Payson centering for wing- ever, Coach Chase has reorganized the the five games this season, exactly Cats have been working out daily at men Gill Bray and Tommy Dolan. squad into two groups of thirty, with matching his point making effort in calisthentios in the Lewis Field House, _ A whole quintet of defensemen are no cuts as yet. In recent scrimmages, 1949. hut this is the first week that ice con­ vieing for starting honors with veter­ the Frosh A group handled itself quite Bob Carpenter and little Glenn Col­ ditions have allowed them to operate ans A1 Adams and Sky Berry the most capably. lins have the Bobcats’ hackcourt re­ as a playing unit. The Waterville likely applicants. The squad contains some high caliber Mules on the other hand are more than sponsibilities. Bob Perry and Bud Wel­ Norm Doucet currently has top bill­ bucket-men from high schools and prep ler round out the Elespuru quintet that three weeks along jn their current ing for Petroski’s net-minding job. schools all over New England, who season. has averaged 57 points per outing thus should combine to become a smooth far this semester. The starting Wildcat sextet is still running, well-coordinated machine. anybody’s guess, but Petroski probably D rivin g is a full-time job. They are virtually untried against com­ Lowell Textile Here Wednesday petition of their own class and no start­ ing berths have been cinched as yet, Wednesday evening at 8:30, the M oor- so only time will tell how well these adians meet Lowell Textile in the first men are able to work together, but at of Durham’s first 1951 court double- present, the situation looks decidedly header. The UNH Frosh and the Lo­ JAM ES H A R T favorable for them. well JV’s are paired in the preliminary Springfield College game. Mooradian has hopes of settling with Dave Morey’s crew in a more de­ Jim Hart, six foot guard of the termined fashion than Ed Stanczyk’s Springfield Gymnasts. A veteran, Hart Art Post Mentioned varsity managed a year ago. The 1949- trails Captain John Burke as a maroon 50 Cats eked out a last minute two- scorer. The Gymnasts open New point win. A1 Lyons 6-4 blonde co­ Hampshire’s home hoop season at the For Nelson Award captain leads the Lowellites on offense. Lewis Field House tonight. Mooradian is expected to stick with Art Post, burly Wildcat tackle from Probable UNH Hockey Lineup the same lineup which gave him a split Keene, New Hampshire was voted g, Norm Doucet — Jr. Laconia honorable • mention last Monday by the Vermont trek before vacation. Id, Sky Berry — Sr. Hanover the Swede Nelson Award Committee. Ted Trudel and Cos Gficas will line up rd, A1 Adams — Sr. Berlin at guard with Hiemie Gordon at center The Nelson Committee, composed of c, W ally Fournier — Sr. Berlin newspapermen and coaches primarily and Bill ’Haubrich and George Ford as lw, John Callahan — Jr. Concord from the New England region, annu­ forwards. rw, John Simpson ■— Sr. New Haven ally selects a football player “ who, by his conduct on the gridiron, demon­ strates a high esteem for the football code, and exemplifies sportsmanship ROBERT P. ALIE to an outstanding degree.” Meader’s | The 1950’ award wqnt to Notre Dame Doctor of Optometry All-American quarterback Bobby W il­ liams for his inspirational play with Horn* the Irish in 1950 as they w ent down 450 Central Avenue Flower Shop | 9 - 5 Dover, N. H. to their worst season in modern his­ and by tory. Over Liggett’ s Drug 1 Flowers for all occasions 1 Appointment Post, who clinched a starting berth Closed Wednesday Tel. 2062 on Boston’s offensive line on the open­ ing of fall camp, was one cl the most Corsages a specialty Chi Omega, winners of the 1950 W R A touch football competition. Pic­ improved players on the UNH unbeat­ Eyes examined, prescriptions filled i and tured from left to right sitting: Lydia Thorne, Prue Fitzgibbons, Anita Kich- en squad. A junipr and a navy veteran, Phone 158 line, Sue Minkler, and Driz Nelson. Standing: Jo Watson, Esther McKeage, he was one of the seven players from prompt service on repairs Nancy Ayres, Jody Holden, Nancy Graham, Marcia Sullivan, and Barbara the New England area mentioned for 10 Third St. Dover, N. H. H of all types. Allwork. the award. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, JANUARY 4, 1951 PAGE FIVE Mooradians Split Pre-Xmas Tilts; Lyndonville Ski Meet Hiemie Gordon Cages 30 Points Cancelled; Colby Next by Tom Kirkbride — Staff Writer With their initial start of the 1951 ski season at the Lyndon­ Andy Mooradian’s debut as head man of New Hampshire ville, Vt., College Invitational meet cancelled last weekend because basketball was quite successful. His Cats presented him with a of adverse weather conditions, the Wildcat skiers of Coach Ed 52-42 win at Norwich University, but ended the week-end on a Blood will continue conditioning exercises and practice this month sour note as they absorbed a drubbing from Fuzzy Evans’ white- in hopes that they may successfully open their winter campaign at hot Catamounts, 55-35, the following evening. the C olby Carnival on January 19-20. The varsity was in fine form on December 15, as they pounded The UNH ski team, following the disbandment of the old In­ the Norwich Horsemen, 52-42. Although some of the nervousness tercollegiate Ski Union, will compete this winter in the newly or­ evident in the Alumni game was still around, the Cats became red- ganized Eastern Intercollegiate Ski Association. Coach Blood has hot in the second half, and breezed home easily. Bob Bovee put been named as one of the directors of the new controlling body. the Cadets into a 2-0 lead, but big Bill Haubrich tied it up with a Despite the presence of only four vet- one-hander immediately. It was still nip and tuck as the first erans among the thirteen aspirants for top jumper, while Arsenault won the na­ varsity berths, Coach Blood remains op­ period ended in a 17-17 draw. tional Class B combined last year. Snow timistic, and looks for the New Hamp­ is an all-events performer. The second period was featured by shire team to be rated again as one of George Ford’s soft one-handers from Among the other squad members are der. N o one in tthe Cat lineup hit the top teams in the Eastern Ski A sso­ outside and Hymie Gordon’s deadly Art Coffin, Fred Chamberlain, Leighton double figures, George Ford and Hymie ciation. The Wildcat skiers, since the hook shot. Bob Bovee and Dick Merian Cree, Albert Devitt, Guy Knight, Bob Gordon being high men with nine points sport was inaugurated here 25 years ago, continued to find the range but not quite Lilljedahl, Bill Manson, Paul Rich, and apiece. Roy MacDonald and Howie have won several Eastern championships, as accurately, and the Mooradians left Porter Sickels. Merrick were the big Catamounts. and have produced many top-notch per­ the floor with a half-time lead of 24-19. Coach Blood is an alumnus o f U N H , The Cats hope for better luck in the formers in all events. U N H ski teams New Hampshire poured on the coal in have never, in a quarter of a century and took over the ski coaching reins in next two weeks, as they play four of the second half. Hymie Gordon looped of competition, finished lower than 1936. During his undergraduate days their next five games in Durham. They in a half-dozen hook shots, and with fourth in an intercollegiate meet. at the University, Blood was a three- Ted Trudel’s equal number of fine sets, begin against the tough Springfield Gym­ letterman, leading the ski team and also N ew Hampshire’s 1950 team was re­ the Cats pulled out in front by 13 points. nasts Friday, and they are in a nasty participating in track and cross-country. turned the winner of the Norwich Carni­ Bill Haubrich fouled out after some tre­ mood after an unsuccessful mid-western In his years of intercollegiate ski com­ Left forward George Ford of Moor val competition, but trailed the skiers of mendous backboard clearing, but George expedition during the holidays. petition, Blood won the ISU titles in adians Wildcats showed high scoring Dartmouth and Middlebury in the ISU Ford and Sam Stratton filled in for him four separate events, the downhill, cross honors in the Vermont game with nine championships last year. Jack Arm­ admirably. Bovee and Merian kept the country, slalom, and ski jump, and in points. strong of UNH,. a freshman, won the Horsemen in the ballgame up to the last' Box Scores 1932 and 1936, he was a member of the skimeister role at the ISU meet, and be­ few minutes, but couldn’t supply the United States Olympic ski teams. NORWICH NEW HAMPSHIRE came one of the few first-year men ever punch needed. The Cats won it, 52-42. GFT GF T Athletic Council Approves elected captain of a UNH varsity team. Another innovation in UNH skiing Gordon Nets 21 Merian, rf 5 2 12 Ford, rf 4 1 9 Noble 0 0 0 Carbonneau 0 1 1 Awards for Cross Country history is the sponsoring o f a separate Gordon and Trudel led the scoring Biliakoff, If 1 1 3 Richardson 0 0 0 Four Lettermen Return freshman team this year for the first The University of New Hampshire’s with 21 and 12 points each, and played DuSalva 0 0 0 Gordon, If 9 3 21 time. In the past, freshmen have been Segal, e 2 athletic council has approved eight Other returning lettermen, along with a big part in New Hampshire’s eleventh 3 8 Martellini 0 0 0 Foster 0 0 0 Haubrich 2 26 varsity cross country letters and ten Capt. Armstrong, are junior Roland eligible to compete iin ISU meets. This straight win over Norwich. The cadets Weller 0 0 0 Stratton 0 1 1 sets of freshman numerals in the sport. Voutour, and sophomores Bob Arsenault year the frosh will conduct their own have never beaten the Cats. Bovee, rg 6 1 13 Pucci 0 0 0 schedule, opening at Kimball Union Fraser Leading the returning lettermen will and Dick Snow. Voutour is the team’s Fuzzy Evans’ Vermonters, with four 0 0 0 Trudel, rg 6 0 12 Cuthburt 0 0 0 Bagonzi 0 0 0 be Robert Bodwell, of Dover, who was Academy at Meriden on January 14. victories in as fnany starts, proved too Fornan 0 2 2 Sficas, lg 0 2 2 reelected captain of the varsity. Bod­ Twenty-one hopefuls are listed on the Homer 2 0 4 Whelton 0 0 0 much for the Mooradians. After hold­ well broke two course records, in meets recently released frosh roster. The TOTALS 17 8 42 TOTALS 21 10 52 ing the Catamounts to a 4-4 score for with Northeastern and Vermont. Phi D U, Acres Meet Kittens will be soached by varsity men­ the first five minutes, the Cats fell away. VERMONT NEW HAMPSHIRE Varsity letters were awarded Capt. tor, Ed Blood. • Bob Galli, Howie Merrick, and Roy GFT GFT Robert Bodwell, Dover; Thomas J. M acDonald, with their drive and set Galli, rf 2 5 9 Ford, rf 3 3 9 Kehoe 0 1 1 Carbonneau 0 0 0 Hahn, Woodsville; Everest Webber, In Crucial IM Fray shooting, put the game on ice for their Bloomer 0 0 0 Richardson 0 1 1 Concord; Richard Pratt, East Jaffrey; Freshman Ski Team Shows team early. Bad passsing and faulty Merrick, If 3 2 8 Haubrich, If 2 0 4 Ralph Stevens, Blmont, Mass.; Daniel Senior Skulls’ intramural basketball shooting hindered New Hampshire. Grant 1 0 2 Stratton 0 2 2 competition directed by Hank Forrest Bishop 0 0 0 Pucci 0 0 0 Hogan, Nashua; Robert Sprague, Dur­ Promise; Open Slate Jan. 14 Vermont Too Strong MacDonald, c 6 2 14 Gordon, c 3 3 9 ham; Webster Boody, Yonkers, N. Y .; of Phi Mu Delta moved into its final Trailing 33-17 at half-time, the Cats Meyer 0 0 0 Hodgon 1 0 2 and Manager Harvey Sturtevant. six weeks of action Wednesday. The The first University of New Hamp­ Propp 0 0 0 Trudel, rg 1 1 3 Skull competition is forced to slow shire freshman ski team since pre-war spurted briefly in the third period. Ge­ Gusinski, rg 4 0 8 Bagonzi 0 1 1 Freshman numerals went to Capt orge Ford and Hymie Gordon connected Salem 0 0 0 Sficas, lg 1 0 2 Alan Carlson, Braintree, Mass.; Thom­ down during January from the pressure days found its way to Durham snow with one-handers, and narrowed the gap Schoffer 0 0 0 Whelton 1 0 2 as Murray, Amherst; Donald Becker, of already heavy varsity and frosh this week in preparation for a January to 47-33. The Vermonters surged again, Mastravelli, Ig 6 0 12 Martellini 0 0 0 Portland, Me.; Wallace McRae, Hen- hoop slates on the same Lewis Field 14 dual meet with Kimball Union Rothchild 0 0 0 House boards. and, with their fast break functioning LaBelle 0 1 1 niker; Marshall Hilton, Keene; Justin A cadem y. perfectly, snowed New Hampshire un­ TOTALS 22 11 55 TOTALS 12 11 35 Pestana, Amherst; George Holbrook, The most crucial game of the four A squad of more than twenty candi­ Keene; Don Kieffer, Lempster; Jerry month long program is slated for Janu­ dates, predominantly out of Granite Fahey, Nashua; Thomas J. Schultz, ary 15 when Wentworth Acres and State high schools has been working Peterborough, and Manager Thomas Phi Delta Upsilon meet in League I. out for almost a month under varsity Wildcats Elect Bowes, Douglas O’Brien, Nashua. Acres, defending champions, are un­ coach Ed Blood. beaten thus far this yearl and Phi The 19501 yearling squad came into Du, with only Hetzel in its way, should being as a result of an International As Co-Captains for 1951 Season also be unbeaten on the eve of the Ski Union mandate passed last March Scott Hall,Chi Omega game. The fray, scheduled for 8:30 that barred participation by freshmen Juniors Jack Bowes of Dorchester, discovered by Biff Gla^sford in the top­ p.m. at the Field House could deter­ and transfers in collegiate team meets. Massachusetts and Ed (Wisniewski) flight football area of hilly Pennsyl­ mine the champion of the strong Many New England schools, including Douglas of Swissvale, Pennsylvania, vania. Douglas, who played two years Share W R A Honors League I competition. accepted powers Middlebury and Dart­ mouth anticipated the tenet by a whole were selected yesterday by_ the vote of at UNH under his born name, Wis­ Kappa Sigma and Theta Kappa Phi Scott _ Hall and Chi Omega share year_ and organized the ski sport on a 27 lettermen to captain Chief Boston’s niewski, switched both title and posi­ leading Leagues II and III respective­ honors in the WRA-sponsored Inter­ varsity-frosh basis in 1949-50. They football W ildcats for the 1951 season. tion in 1950. ly face only minor hurdles in their Selection of the two veteran per­ H e served Boston’s 1949 squad as house sports now completed, ping pong held some potentially brilliant stars and touch football. Rhoda Zelinsky push toward unbeaten records. Kappa formers was a fitting tribute to their a rough defensive tackle, but along under wraps from varsity competition of Scott won over Lygie Thorne in Sigma, with the biggest team of the instrumental part in the spotless opera­ wth Bob Feero was steered over to including the Indians’ Billy Beck and the final campus ping pong play off. UNH entries, must get by Hunter on tions displayed by the Cats through guard this fall. With Feero, he played Mddlebury’s Dick Ireland. Blood has Brook House and Congreve South a February 5 date and Theta Kappa eight straight Saturdays this fall. No a critical role in Boston’s powerized hopes that the present surplus crop were runners-up to Chi O in the annual Phi has yet to meet East-West and holler guys, they showed the way for attack as a pulling lineman. Weigh­ can close the breach, if one exists, touch football campaign. Com m ons. the predominantly sophomore New ing in at a flat 200 pounds and stand­ between the Wildcats and their tra­ Hampshire squad by a selfless insis­ ing five feet, nine inches tall, he faces Twelve houses take part in the Inter­ January 12 schedule: Theta Chi vs. ditional antagonists. house activities organized under the tence on hard work and determined an ungentle future in trying to make Wentworth Acres; SAE vs. Applied Women’s Recreational Association. New Frosh Jumpers play in scrimmages and games alike. the grade in professional football. Farmers; Gibbs vs. College Road Teams are given points on the basis Dorm; Hetzel vs. Phi D. U. New Hampshire’s wonted weakness Bowes Missed 1949 Season Douglas was picked by the Associ­ of participation and victory. A plaque in the jumping events shows itself this Bowes is the son of a Dorchester ated Press as a first-string Little All is awarded yearly to the house with the STANDINGS early by the makeup of the frosh roster. policeman and a talented musician. He American in late November. greatest number of points at the an­ LEAGUE A Of the twenty-two applicants for team played football at Dorchester High W Pet. nual W RA dance held in the fall. Chi Wentworth Acres positions, only four are labeled for School and Brewster Academy, spaced 4 1.000 O n ow has it. Phi D U 4 1.000 jumping competition, almost match­ by a tw o-year hitch in the U. S. N avy. Theta Chi Boston's Attack 4th in Ik S, Phi Mu, Kappa Delt, Theta U, and 2 .664 ing Blood’s varsity which claims only He injured his leg in the opener of T K E 2 .500 Brook House had 100 per cent partici­ three steady jumpers. the 1949 season and saw very little A T O 2 .400 Among Small Teams pation. Point leaders so far are Chi Hetzel 1 .250 action. This year he was a shoo-in to The yearlng squad flashes some Omega, Congreve South, and Scott. Sigma Beta 0 .000 break out as a great Cat runner. He New Hampshire, the only undefeated Pi K A 0 .000 bright names from high and prep school trailed only sophomore Dick Dewing and untied football team in New Eng­ campaigns around the Granite State. LEAGUE B W Pet. Nim Bodwell, of a well-known skiing as a ball carrier, ranking 60th in the land, finished fourth in the nation in Durham Sports Schedule January 5-11 Kappa Sigma 5 1.000 family from Andover, Maine is tabbed nation on his 632 yard total. Bowes rushing offense among the country’s Phi Mu Delta Jan. 5 3 .750 as a slalom, downhill, and cross coun­ was picked on the first team of the small colleges, it was announced last Basketball — varsity: Spring- Hunter 2 .500 Boston Post All New England eleven. week. The National Collegiate Ath­ 7 :30 p.m. S A E 2 .500 try man. Bobby Hoos, a slender, four- Jan. 8 Basketball — varsity: Fairchild 1 .333 event candidate from Berlin High Douglas succeeds Bill Haubrich as letic Bureau, keeper of small school Bates, Applied Farmers 1 .333 School, coached by ex-New Hampshire a UNH lineman-co-captain. He was statistics, also disclosed that the Cats 7 :30 p.m. Acacia 1 .250 polled 18th nationally in total offense. Jan. 6 Basketball — frosh: Tilton, A G R 1 .200 great, Norman Haweeli, is a potential threat. From the remainder of the They averaged 369.1 yards per game 2 p.m. LEAGUE C Pet. on offense, and were runners-up in Jan. 6 Hockey — frosh Exeter, 4 Theta Kappa Phi 1.000 talented squad, including four event Hockey Announcement New England only to Trinity, which p.m. Gibbs .750 skiiers Roger Coutoure, Ray Sanborn, notched 16th place in the nation with Jan. 6 Rifle^Team — varsity: Lowell East-West .500 and Bob Stone, Blood should fashion The opening game of the 1951 Phi Alpha .500 a per game average of 375.6. The Textile, 2 p.m. (shoulder to a potent plebe crew. U N H hockey season listed for Janu­ Englehardt .333 nation's top offensive team was Sun shoulder) Colleg Rd. Dorm. .333 ary 6 has been reschduled on Febru­ Bowl winner West Texas State, with Jan. 6 Rifle Team —• varsity: Uni­ Lambda Chi .250 ary 5, by order of Director of Commons .000 an average of 465.3 yards in ten games. Drive sanely — and enjoy living. Athletics Carl Lundholm. Pat Pet- versity of Wyoming, 2 p.m. A New Hampshire opponent, Kent (postal) roski’s regulars were tabbed to meet State, was 20th with a 363.7 average Jan. 6 Rifle Team — frosh: Norwich the University of Massachusetts in for the campaign. a home engagement at 2 p.m. this 4 p.m. (postal) Most of New Hampshire’s yardage Hold Winter Coaching Spotlight Saturday, but UM ass officials asked Jan. 10 Basketball — varsity: Lowell came on the ground, while Trinity for a delay. The new schedule will Textile, 8:30 p.m. rated 14th in forward passing with have the Cats’ lid-lifter at Colby Jan. 10 Basketball — frosh: Lowell 138 yards per game. Textile, 6 :30 p.m. January 9, and their home opener New Hampshire, throwing an aver­ against Norwich, Tuesday, January Jan. 11 Hockey — varsity: Norwich, age of less than eight passes per game, 4 p.m. 11. averaged 303 yards per contest in rush­ ing, trailing only St. Lawrence, Lewis and Clark, and West Texas. UNH Basketball Record The official statistics listing the top 70 running backs in the small college 1 9 4 9 -1 9 5 0 "For Your Needs" realm give Dick Dewing, UNH sopho­ more fullback, top New England list­ 53 Bates 60 ing with 893 yards. H is national rating 51 Vermont 66 was 21st. Jack Bowes, Dick’s touch­ 36 Springfield 49 Hardware House down twin, was 60th with 632 yards, 53 Bowdoin 43 (continued on page 8) 52 Massachusetts 45 35 Connecticut 73 53 Amherst 73 Andrea J. LaRochelle 44 Northeastern 51 42 Maine 51 ^ Jeweler 54 Colby 59 Formerly E. R. McClintock 53 St. Anselm’s 79 61 MIT 64 Watchmaking, Engraving, and Jewelry Repairing 54 Lowell Textile 52 Dover, N. H. Rochester, N. H. 55 Rhode Island 72 Left: Paul Sweet, coach of varsity and freshman track; Right: Ed Blood 45 Maine 66 coach of varsity and frosh ski squads. ’ THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, JANUARY 4, 1951 PAGE SIX

i t "Will You Be A Highway Fatality In 1 9 5 1 ? The Cats Meow by Richard Bouley The Prints of Wails - by Bob Bonneau NH Auto Toll Montague and Dagmar Discover Killed This Year Cat Columnist Outlines Common Up to December 26 "0o Slow” Good Highway Advice Sense Safe Driving Thoughts Montague was driving his girl friend, Dagmar, home from a 85 A typical driver says this, “ This car I’m in is in perfect condi­ party one night. As he shot down the highway the two were dis­ tion. Mechanically there’s nothing wrong with it. I’m travelling at cussing the evening’s festivities with a high degree of animation. Killed Last Year an everage rate of speed, 50 miles an hour. The road is good. I’ve Montague, in a word, was loaded while Dagmar glowed a bit her­ been driving for years and I’ve never even come close to having an self. Conversation ran in the usual flux: the various parlor tricks 65 accident. Accidents only happen to those crazy kids you see tear­ performed, who dated who, and wasn’t it fnnny when Harry slid ing by. I do have to get home in a hurry though and this guy in front of me is going much too slow. Perhaps I can pass him before down the banister and landed in the umbrella stand. It had all been Killed in 1948 just too gay for words. we reach that hill up there.” The next morning all he’s worth is “Haw,” said Montague running out of subject matter, did]a four inches of copy on the front page of the local newspaper and a ever notice the signs along the road? They make real funny read­ 89 number on a chart. ing when ya look at ’em right.” ______._____ Drive . . . It seems that everyone depends upon Rely tioned she was already three hours late the Other Guy to have the accidents. “Hee, hee,” returned Dagmar feeling at getting home. Chivalry rising in his Statistics Reveal 31,500 Deaths It’s always the Other Guy that is made called upon for some risque remark, noble mind, Monty pulled the hand trot- into a statistic. The Other Guy is the “ whatdayamean, Monty ?” ttle to its maximum and proceeded to same as the Average Man. He’s never The loose nut at the wheel replied with fox trot in and out of the traffic line Due to Driving Mishaps in ’49 you, — until you stop and take count. action considering it louder than words. to the radio’s blaring of “I’ve Got My by Joan Hamilton Every car is a potential accident. Every W ith the benefit of but two tires he Love to Keep Me Warm”. Keep single driver a potential casualty. An acci­ made a right turn onto a busy street line warnings whooshed by in a rapid Do you realize just what the facts are about your chances on dent doesn’t necessarily have to be the covered with heavy traffic. “Feature this, tempo, but this Indianapolis veteran the roads? The figures are appalling and terrifying. And yet there result of a crazy man but always look honey; the sign sez stop on amber. But didn’t see them as he was roaming in are still fools that drink and drive, never realizing that death is so as though a maniac had planned them. I’m not gonna ’cuz I know it’s forever the glove compartment in search of a An Automobile technician can plan amber — haw, h aw !” can opener. permanent. and construct a car that will have hund­ In 1949 alone there were 31,500 traffic accidents death, and On reds of safety devices on it. But he Of Your . . . 1,100,000 people were injured in motor vehicle accidents. These can’t make an automobile driver that is Very funny. Mrs. Johns didn’t think traffic deaths killed 9,500 people in cities in comparison with 22,000 accident proof. The designer of the so as she scurried back to the curb out This dandy game went on for a few more miles. Curve signs sent Dagmar safest car in the world can’t guarantee of our hero’s reach. The long amber people in the rural areas. his car against accidents. It is up to- was to give the pedestrian time to reach into gales of laughter when Montague Drinking is one of the prime causes made a few remarks to their connota­ every individual to conduct himself and safety. Montague didn’t think o f that, of accidents. Either the driver or the his car so as to make the roads of this tions. State Stop Highway was funny pedestrian had been reported to be and Mrs. Johns was an old crab anyway. nation safe to drive on. One way that The next sign that amused the two too. Cattle crossing caused Montague to drinking in one of four fatal tarffic acci­ Epitaphs moo out the window, and the railroad this goal can be accomplished is by way mentioned something about this lane for dents last year. Eighteen of every 100 No one will notice Miss Brown is mis- crossing provided a perfect time to pull of public education through newspapers. right turn. Montague, however couldn’t drivers involved in fatal traffic accidents sin’ the old horn blowing routine. “ Just to see it — physically or otherwise. From during 1949 were reported to have been She chuckled at, “ Stop, Look and let a train know I’m coming,” he ex­ this particular lane he roared left leav­ drinking, while twenty-three of every 100 L isten .” To . . . plained. “ H a w !” ing a choir of screeching brakes and un- adult pedestrians killed in traffic acci­ * * * * One o f the points which can and is seeming mutterings behind. “I don’t be­ dents had been drinking. Horn . . . Let us not mourn for Horace^ Groad quite often brought up is driving and lieve in signs,” chortled Montague. Faulty car mechanism is another main He read the billboards beside the drinking. Previously campaigns have W ell, home was in sight. In a few cause of accidents. Five percent of the road. consisted of simply saying not to drink Your . * * * * more minutes Dagmar could sneak in vehicles in fatal accidents were reported if you’re going to drive. Now that it “Ooo,” mentioned Dagmar, “I see one! the back door. All that was left was to have one or more defects. Two per­ Miss Carol C went to her Master has been generally accepted that trying; Slow children playing! Isn’t that a howl? to cross the bridge over the tracks. cent had unsafe brakes and two percent Trying to make her car go faster. * * * * to eliminate drinking is something that They must be stupid or something.” The Montague was in the midst of narrating of the vehicles involved had improper should take years of training, the in­ boy friend allowed as how that was al­ Here is the grave of Knicker bocker a recent basketball game when the whole lights. surance companies and safety councils- most as good as slow lumber operations. Other fatalities were contributed to by He went home from the liquor thing happened. The car made a two- have added the lines that if you must go- “Yuck, yuck,’ they chorused. excessive speed. This caused 18 percent locker. cushion shot before it came to rest — someplace to drink make sure that you Mr. O’Brien, who couldn’t see very of the urban highway deaths and 29 per * * * * neatly wrapped around a nice big steel get driven home by someone in the well anyway, was wheeling along ob­ cent of the rural deaths. Latest checks Rest in Peace here Mister Bill girder. They didn’t even have time to party that has not been drinking. One serving the speed limit like any other have proved that on one eastern highway He tried to pass upon a hill. laugh at Slippery When Wet. * * * * taxi company has offered the follow ing normal driver. Peering ahead, he_ made alone, zoned and posted for a maximum solution. If you have been drinking out what seemed to be a pair of aircraft of 45 miles per hours, over 20 percent of To Louise H. we say good night and you have to return home, they will searchlights on wheels who’s course was the vehicles traveled 50 or more miles She thought that she could jump send two drivers to the address you call none too steady. Mr. O’Brian lowered a light. per hour. * * * * from. One will drive you home in the his lights in askance. Glick-click went Test Pilot Gene May Taxis accounted for only one percent cab and the other will drive your car to the dimmer button again. Just about of all fatal motor vehicle accidents last To Mister Jones we leave a curse your home. A good slogan for a topic that time Mr. OBrian was convinced year while passenger cars were involved What he thought was low was just like this is, ‘T o Stay Alive, Don’t Drink that the sun had set in all its brilliance Advises Auto Safety in 72 percent o f fatal accidents. Buses reverse. * * * * and Drive.” on his Ford’s hood. With that Monta­ Gene May is well-known in aviation contributed only one per cet of the acci­ We sing a dirge for Mr. Breeze gue went on his merry way, lights still circles as a top-notch test pilot. _ A dents and motorcycles only two percent. W ild youth is one o f the largest prob­ He tried to steer with just his knees. lems on the roads today according to on high, wondering where in Fort Worth grandfather, he has the important job Trucks i^ere involved in 23 per cent o f * * * * was the Mystic River Bridge. of test-piloting supersonic faster-than- all fatal motor vehicle accidents. statistics compiled by several societies. R.C.B. More accidents are caused by people be­ sound jets. He should have ideas on Last year 8,900 pedestrians were killed Brakes tween the ages of 18 and 24 than any speed both on land and in the air, and in automobile accidents. Two per cent other age groups is what the figures seem Just what went on when these two he expresses this as follows. “I’m as of these fatalities involved people who "Teenicide" Is Important to say. Here is a good place for edu­ nice people discovered a soft shoulder careful when driving my car as when were walking in the roadway despite the Word in Safety Language cation and examples. Between the ages sign is left to the imagination. “Aren’t ramming the jets through the strato­ fact that there, were sidewalks. Five of 8 and 24 a person can still be taught. you going a bit fast?” said Dagmar in sphere eight miles above the earth at percent were caused by pedestrians who There’s a new word in our language reference to his driving. Between glee­ 650 miles pr hour — plus! I have to were crossing intersections against the — a word that has been appearing in And if parents will take it upon them­ selves when they are teaching their off­ ful mouthings he explained he always be. M y life is in the balance. W h en signal. Thirty-eight percent of the pe­ newspapers and magazines that applies spring to drive to teach them safe driv­ added ten for good measure. Either I take the powerful planes up off the destrians killed were crossing streets be­ to the traffic deaths piling up each year that or he turned the limit around. “Wish ground at the test base, the end pro­ tween intersections. Seven percent were among young drivers. ing habits and not the shortcuts and the duct of some 40 years of aviation pro­ cute tricks that are causes for accidents, it would stop raining,” he said reach­ coming into the street from behind park­ Because of the growing use of the gress responds to my will. This know­ then the job of an ambulance attendant ing 'in the back "seat for something to ed cars. Thirteen percent of the pedes- word, Funk and Wagnalls will include ledge of tremendous speed and power will be made easier. clean the windshield, “then I could move triens killed were walking the roadway. the following definition in the next at my fingertips could be a temptation the top back. Whoops! Them ...... Remember that nine out of ten motor supplement of their dictionary: “ Teeni­ to a man who likes flying and has the cide (noun) 1. Death caused by auto­ oil trucks take a lotta room.” Of course vehicle accidents could be prevented by Live . . . world’s best and fastest under his mas­ mobile driver under 20 years of age, the fact he was straddling the center universal observance of safe driving and tery. I’ve got to have respect for its usually the result of recklessness or Into the psychological make-up of a line didn’t make any difference. walking rules. Lumberman’s Mutual pow er and speed. I do. 1 know it immature judgement; 2. A' term used new driver should be placed a feeling of Casualty Company reports that drivers Instead . . . could kill me if I didn’t.” to denote fact that persons under 20 responsibility — responsibility for him­ can reduce accidents 90 per cent by in­ So much for speed in the air. There years of age are involved in a dispro­ self and the car, and responsibility fo r It was during the knee-steering, cigar- creasing travel time 10 per cent. lighting exhibition that Dagmar men­ are no trees or poles to ram into eight portionately high number of fatalities other drivers on the road. A novice must miles in the air, however. Mr. May in the United States.” learn that a car is a pleasure vehicle recognizes this fact and comes down when it is handled right and it is a to earth for more remarks on safety. Commissioner Ciarke Offers murder weapon if it is mismanaged. He continues, “ . . I act the same way When a boy or a girl gets his or her toward my automobile. It’s new and Rules for Winter Driving license they should be told that they can has plenty of dynamite under its hood. prove themselves better drivers than In cooperation with Chief of Police I let it stay there. It’s good to know their companions by safe and sane driv­ Louis Bourgoin of Durham I am it’s there when I need to pass some ing. nitwit crowding me on the highway. pleased to offer the following sug­ gestive paramount rules for winter Good drivers are not born they are- I like the feel of a fine engine under made — and un-made by other drivers. the hood, the smooth feeling o f freedom driving: it gives me in skimming over that Start a little earlier. stretching band of cement or asphalt — Reduce speed. Classified Ad something like the exhilaration of sing­ Slow down well in advance of ing through the air in a je r. I ’m al­ curves and intersections. ‘ F O R S A L E — 1930 Model A Ford ways conscious, though, that_ the ce­ Apply brakes with light pumping Coupe. Best offer takes it. Come action. ment ribbon is not the Indianapolis quick to M -8 College Road.” Speedway. If I squeeze the acceler­ Lengthen distance between vehi­ ator a bit hard, suddenly^ all the things cles. that could go wrong with that auto­ Signal intention of turning or stop­ mobile start goose-stepping through ping. Cooperate and be courteous to my head, same as when I’m up in the Cleaning, Pressing air. I let up on the gas. other Highway Users. “ My automobile is the result of sev­ Frederick N. Clarke eral decades of engineering perfection. Commissioner Repairing I have respect for it. It will give me New Hampshire Motor every break if I don’t take advantage Vehicle Department Best and Fastest Service in Town of it.” Watching your own performance be­ hind the wheel is only half the job. Laundry Agency! The other fellow is the other half. COLLEGE DINER Gene May asks, “ Imagine what would happen if some goof popped out of a Open under new ownership side street, straight across your right- of-way, while you are hitting 50 or over?” How can you be sure your brakes would stop you soon enough? As a parting shot remember what the old-timer at the general store had Full Course Dinners including milk to say about it all — “the right of way belongs to the man_ who’s fool 60c 75 c 85c enough to think he’s got it.” BRAD MclNTIRE J Coffee still 5 cents DURHAM, N E W HAMPSHIRE Don’t beat the light, Amber danger, too. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, JANUARY 4, 1951 PAGE SEVEN

BIG CATS - by Leighton Gilman Cooperation and Aid Prof-iles Three Sport Athlete Scores in Stressed by Student Dr. Towle, Writers’ Conference Studies, Extra - Curricula Work Union Members Proof that a student can be successfuly active in both athletics by Jim Gale Leader, Famed Across Continent and high in scholastic standing is represented in the dual personality How is the Union serving the stu­ by Priscilla Hudson of Stillman Clark, mainstay of the varsity lacrosse team, vice-presi­ dents and how are the students serving Dr. Carroll S. Towle, the vigorous English professor, well known dent of the Intra-Fraternity Council, member of Blue Key, and sub­ the Union? On the surface SU pro­ vides games, shows and dances, and at the University of New Hampshire campus for his outstanding ject of this week’s Big Cats column. other activities to amuse the student participation at conferences and activities, has also received much na­ “ Stil”, after graduation from Simmonds High of Warner, entered body during periods of free time. Also tional ^recognition for his tireless work in the writing field. The pro­ New Hampshire in the fall of 1947 and went out for Freshman foot­ the members who keep the ball rolling fessor’s latest achievement, well known to every freshman at the ball, basketball and lacrosse, making all three teams. He later went apparently are just putting in time to run these affairs. University, is the “Complete College Reader”, a large and compre­ on to play varsity football and lacrosse, and intra-mural basketball T h ere must be s&mething m ore to it hensive anthology of prose and poetry. This book and Dr. Towle’s in his sophomore year and won his varsity letter in lacrosse. than just that and so there i ,. The real many other accomplishments and honors were earned through his High Scorer function of the Union is not to amuse ability and hard work. people with parties and dances, but to In .his junior year, as a member of Dr. Tow le grew up in the small Maine give those who put on the events an Kappa Sigma, “Stil” was elected vice- town of Winthrop, where he was born opportunity to work with others, to in 1901. After going through the local president of his fraternity and held the mature mentally, socially, and emotion­ same position in the IFC. Last year he high school there, he earned his Bache­ ally in a group situation. Making was the second highest scorer on the la­ lor of Arts degree at Bowdoin College. posters, putting up decorations and so crosse team after he was shifted from The next year, in 1923, he received a forth are the means to this end, and defense, a position he played in his fellowship for graduate work at Yale. are planned with this objective in mind. sophomore year, to attack, the spot Dr. Tow le then taught English at the A dance at the Notch is considered a where he expects to play next Spring. University of _ Texas, in Austin. He success depending upon how many Last year he was elected to Blue Key married while in Texas, and both he and people w orked on it, not upon the num ­ in recognition of his extra-curricular his wife returned East to work at Yale ber who showed up to dance. »» activity, and was also awarded the Dan- as instructors. In 1933 he received a Those who devote their time and forth Fellowship, a scholarship given Ph.D. degree in English. annually to the senior in the College of energy to Union activities are not do­ Agriculture who shows outstanding lead­ ing so because of any great love for Founds Folio the student body as a whole, but rather ership ability. .As an assistant professor, Dr. Towle This fall he was chairman of the because they know that learning how joined the faculty of the University of Homecoming Day dance and also at­ to work and have fun in a mixed group New Hampshire in 1931. The follow ­ tended the Rolling Ridge Conference on is as important for their development ing year he started the writing organi­ Campus affairs. He was recently se­ at 'college as the courses they are re­ zation “Folio” and the poetry club for lected by the IFC to represent New quired to take. students, and has been the faculty head Hampshire at the National Convention _ The answers to the following ques­ of these groups ever since. Dr. Tow le of Intra-Fraternity Councils, to be held tions: “should the Union be primarily was instrumental in the forming o f the in New York City during the Thanks­ concerned with just having good pro­ nationally famous Writers Conference in giving recess. jects or with building individuals?”, 1938. This conference, held every Aug­ “should the stress be on the projects, ust and featuring such famous writers N o Success Secret or how the projects are done and what on the staff as Robert P. T. Coffin, Just this week he was selected to happens to the individuals working on 1 . * i Elizabeth Yates, and Herschel Brickell, Scabbard and Blade, National Military Stillman Clark them?”, and “should the Union build was started when President Englehardt H onor Society. ‘ Stil” is in the advanced program s for students or provide an Dr. Carroll S. Towle came to the University. He asked Dr. military course, serving in the infantry opportunity for students to learn to Towle to be the chairman on the staff Company A. w ork with others?” — are both! UNH Glee Clubs Broadcast of the conference, a job which he still When asked if he had any “secret for Naval Reserve Plans performs every summer. success,” “Stil” replied that he never To Europe For State Dept. W ork such as this conference has won gave “ the idea much thought, but that Three UNH Students Are Glee Clubs from the University of Dr. Towle national recognition. Sever­ self satisfaction is important, probably Volunteer Research Initiated Into Pi Gamma Mu New Hampshire and Mount Holyoke al years ago he was selected to be in the most important.” College were heard on Voice of Ameri­ the W h o’s W h o in America, and was Three University of New Hampshire ca broadcasts in foreign countries dur­ recently asked to be a member of the students have been initiated into Pi ing the holidays. Phi Beta Kappa Associates, an organi­ Unit for UNH Gamma Mu, the national social science The U. S. Department of State re­ zation of only 200 people. honorary society. Outstanding ROTC Rear Admiral Hewlett Thebaud, corded selections by the UNH men’s The latest honor to come to Dr. Towle On the basis of high scholastic stand­ USN, Commandant, First Naval District glee club and the Mount Holyoke was in 1947, when the Houghton Mifflin ing, the society has accepted these new announces that a group of Naval Re­ women’s club for use in special pro­ Publishing Company asked him and John members: Norma Boudlette of Clare­ serves Officers in Durham, New Hamp­ grams of Christmas musk. Holmes, of Tufts University, to edit Officers Announced mont, Joan Dale of Portsmouth, and shire are interested in activating a Vol­ The transcriptions were sent to State an anthology of writings for a college The Military Department recently Mrs. Marga Buhrer Foss of Contoocook. unteer Research Reserve Unit at the Department outposts all over the world English course. This book was written named 25 UNH seniors as “distin­ They were installed at a recent cere­ University of New Hampshire. for distribution to local broadcasting oyer a period of two years and came out guished military students” for their mony at which Suryan Singh, a foreign Naval Reserve Officers and enlisted stations in the many countries where last April. Dr. Towle wrote the short record in the Reserve Officers Train­ student from India, spoke. personnel who are either engaged or in­ “Voice” programs are used. story and non-fiction introductions, while ing Corps. Mr. Holmes did the verse. Comment­ The students will be given the oppor­ terested in basic research will attend a ing on his reasons for writing the an­ tunity to apply for regular commissions meeting at eight o’clock in the evening, thology, Dr. Tow le stated, ‘W e found in the Army or Air Force reserve. January 9th in Room 301, James Hall, College Seniors Now Eligible for that we had read many important and The distinguished students are: University of New Hampshire. The speakers will be Captain A. L. interesting things — here was a good Air Force Pleasants, USN, Commanding Officer U.S. Naval Reserve Commissions chance to share our findings and put Albert M. Card, Manchester; James of the Office of Naval Research, Navy them all under one cover.” Male college seniors may now apply for Naval Reserve commis­ J. Sevigny, Hanover; Stephen M. Flan­ Headquarters, Boston, Mass., and LCDR Writes Anthology agan, Dover; Wendell E. Anderson, H. Wray Rohrman, USNR, Research sions in the General Line and Supply Corps 60 days before gradu­ Previous to the anthology, Dr. Towle Nashua; Schuyler E. Berry, Jr., Han­ Reserve Program Officer of the same ation. Accepted applicants, according to the Officer in Charge of bad compiled, with Paul Webster, the over; Edgar D. Stubbs, The Weirs; office. the U. S. Navy Recruiting Station and Office of-Naval Officer Pro­ “New Hampshire Anthology”, and writ­ Evangelis H. Karalis, Dover, Richard The prospective Commanding Officer ten articles in the book “ W riters on E. Dussault, Concord; Eugene D. Le­ of the Unit will be LCDR Harry H. curement, Boston, will be ordered to active duty immediately after Writing”. He was also the principal vy, Concord;; Henry N. Forrest, Sil­ Hall, Associate Professor of Physics, being commissioned. Previously, applications could be accepted only editor of the “ Student W riter” at the ver Lake; William D. Shinn, South University of New Hampshire. from graduates of accredited colleges and universities. University, and has given many lectures Lyndeboro;; Gordon C. Allen, Derry; To be eligible for a commission under on writing. John J. Keenan, Jr., Portsmouth; the latest directive, the college senior N ow living at 9 Faculty Road in D ur­ Walter E. Schult, Exeter; Francis W. must be between the ages o f 19 and ham, where the professor built his own Penny, Gorham; Stanley R. Putman, University of Oslo Plans Fifth 26 and classified as 1-A, or eligible for home several years ago, he has two Winchester. such classification under selective ser­ daughters, Janet, a freshman at the Uni­ Army vice regulations. versity, and Patricia, a junior at Dover David S. Dupee, Strafford; Francis Straight Summer School Session Candidates for commissions in the high. Dr. Towle’s wife, a noted writer J. Simpson, East Haven, Conn.; Dan­ The annual Summer School for orientation course, The General Survey General Line must be studying for a in her own field, died last summer. iel J. Walsh, East Braintree, Mass.; American Students at the University of Norwegian Culture, required of all baccalaureate degree. Their curriculum Courses Dr. Towle teaches include Charles S. Black, Bristol; Herbert of Oslo, in Norway has been announc­ students. must include 12 semester hours of aca­ Advanced Composition, Writing as an Fellman, Manchester; John H. Bates, ed by University authorities. The 1951 The faculty for the session contains demic or engineering mathematics and Art, Seventeenth Century English Lit­ C hichester; Charles S. Gerrish, Jr., session will be the fifth consecutive the names of meny prominent men, six hours of physics. Supply Corps ap­ erature, and 20th Century American Lit­ Portsmouth; Lester B: Sanborn, En­ one, and will be held in Oslo from known not only in their native land plicants must be enrolled in courses lead­ erature. H e also conducts the W riting field; Herbert W. Wheeler, Dover. June 23rd to August 4th. Once again of Norway, but recognized throughout ing to a baccalaureate degree, with a W orkshop in the summer session. all arrangements will be handled by the entire world. Many of the leading minimum of 45 semester hours in Eco­ an American committee, and applica­ lecturers from the regular sessions of nomics, Commerce, Business Adminis­ State High Schools Plan tions for entrance can be secured from the University are included as well as tration or Textile Engineering subjects. the Oslo Summer School Admissions prominent men in the Norwegian gov­ Science Students Speech Tourney Here, Jan. 19 Office at St. Olaf College in North- ernment. Halvard Lange, Minister of College graduates also have several field, Minnesota. Foreign Affairs, Haakon Lie, Secre­ officer procurement programs open to New Hampshire high school speak­ As in past years, some 250 American tary of the Norwegian Labor Party, them, the Navy added. Now available May Join Advanced ers will meet on the University of New students will be admitted. All appli­ Dr. Karl Evang, Surgeon-General of are commissions as electronics special­ Hampshire campus January 19 and 20 cants must have completed at least Public Health, Christian S. Oftedal, ists, pertoleum engineers, civil engineers for their annual tournament. tw o college years by June o f 1951. Editor-in-Chief of the “ Stavanger Aft- and Naval architects. Openings in Air ROTC Unit They will compete in debate, origin­ Applications must he received at the enblad” and Dr. Francis Bull, Pro­ officer rank exist also in the Merchant al oratory, extemporaneous speaking Admissions Office not later than April fessor of Scandinavian Literature at Marine Reserve and the Chaplain Corps. Openings for University of New impromptu speaking, humorous de­ 1st. N otification o f action on the ap­ the University are but a few of the These candidates must not be eligible Hampshire science students in the ad­ clamation, serious declamation and plication will be mailed shortly after many that will be on the Summer for draft induction. vanced Air Force ROTC program, oratorical declamation. that date. School staff. New England candidates for any with the opportunity for commissions Last year more than 125 high school The Universtiy of Oslo will provide Six semester credits may be earned officer program should submit applica­ in the USAF Reserve, were announced during the six-weeks’ course. The students competed for state honors in lecturers and guarantee the educational tions at the U. S. Navy Recruiting Sta­ today_ by the ROTC unit. seven divisions. The annual tourna­ standards of the courses, which will University of Oslo will award a certifi­ tion and Office of Naval Officer Pro­ Major Robert B. Knox, head of the cate to everyone who satisfactorily ment is sponsored by the University be conducted in English. The main curement located in the Post Office Air Force unit, said that qualified jun­ completes the Summer School course. Extension Service under the direction emphasis this summer will be on Building, Post Office Square, Boston, iors, seniors, and graduate students of John E. Baird. courses pertaining to Norwegian cult­ Prospective students who wish to Massachusetts. will be accepted from these fields: any Top prize awarded at the tournament ure: geography, history, language, transfer credits from Norway are urged branch of engineering, biology, bac­ to confer with their faculty adviser is in the debate division where recom ­ literature, music, and art. There will teriology, physics, and biochemistry. or registrar. The University will issue mendations are forwarded to University also be courses offered on the social a sweeping view over the Oslo fjord Students accepted would be required official transcripts of student’s records officials for the three-year Ralph D. economic, and political situation in and the hills around the city. to complete the second semester pro­ showing the number of hours devoted Hetzel interscholastic debating scholar­ the Scandinavian countries. Numerous The lower rates established last year gram this year and attend a six weeks’ to lectures, laboratory and field work, ships. Certificates are awarded to win­ courses will be offered from which the will again prevail. The tuition for the cam p during the sum m er of 1951. Sen­ and the results of examinations taken. ners in the other divisions. student can choose, with a 6-weeks six weeks term is $80; the student fee iors and graduate students then would A limited number of scholarships will which includes health insurance is $10; receive Reserve commissions, while be awarded. and the excursion fee, $20. juniors would be required to enroll The Summer School session has been for the second year of the advanced WHY TAKE CHANCES? approved by the United States Vet­ Two hundred berths in Toursit Class course during their senior year. erans’ Administration, American vet­ are reserved for the Oslo Summer THINK OF THE OTHER FELLOW erans may thus receive subsistance of School students on the Norwegian $75 per month if single; $105 if mar­ American Line’s SS STAVANGER- - TO THE EDITOR ried; and $120 if married and with FJORD, sailing from New York on DRIVE CAREFULLY (continued from page 3) additional dependents. In addition, June 13. The round trip fare in this of course, the Veterans Administration class is $360. Other means of trans­ portation are somewhat higher. — Lester B. Sanborn; Treas. — Nor­ will pay the tuition fee and probably man G. Landry; Cor. Sec. — Donald CHRISTENSEN and MacDONALD the student fee. Application blanks should be re­ B. Graf; Rec. Sec. — Craig L. Crow­ Classroom and laboratory activities quested without delay by all those in­ ell; Chapter Advisors are — Dean Real Estate and Insurance of the Summer School will be held terested. They may be obtained from Lauren E. Seeley, Prof. O. T. Zim­ in the^ new Science Building of Oslo the Oslo Summer School Admissions merman, Prof. Russell R. Skelton, and Durham, N. H. University. Located at Blindern, ten Office, St. Olaf College, Northfield, Mr. Keith B. MacPherson. 40 Main Street Tel. Durham 39 minutes by electric car from the center M innesota. of Oslo, this building has pleasant If you drive, don’t drink, If you drink, natural surroundings and commands Death rides behind glaring headlights. don’t drive. PAGE EIGHT THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, JANUARY 4, 1951

Preliminary Census Figures Show Greek VUorld Heralded Yuletide in Song Margie Battles and Art Creighton Bill Bowman, A T O , bagged a 240 Decrease in Population of Towns lb. buck over vacation. Did you catch As the world advances, so advances New Hampshire. The him asleep, Bill? . . . Paintings were preliminary figures on the population of the Granite State show an popular over the holiday as evidenced by A T O and Kappa Sigma — houses increase of 38,365 people or 7.8 percent. This figure is not only be­ that is. . . . What did Betsy Scott and low the national increase of 12.7 percent, it is also below the New Schultzie, Theta U, do with the two England increase of 10.3 percent. These figures are taken from dead bodies New Year’s Eve? . . . . Alpha X i and A G R report their party the late census of 1950. for the Chase School orphans _ was a The population growth in the state has been mainly concen­ great success. . . Lambda Chi prays trated in the southeastern section with Rockingham and Strafford Jim Malatras found the lost chord counties showing an increase of 19 percent and 17 percent respec­ over vacation. . . . Anyone with infor­ mation concerning the fate of the sofa tively. A continued decline has been shown in the western hill in S A E ’s living room on New Year’s section extending from Hancock to Jefferson. Eve, please contact} the brothers. In a few cases the decline has been I ' Phi D U ’s water pipes took a vaca­ insignificant, but even in these towns it J . ^ ^ . . ■ ■ ^ tion so indoor swimming pools are now is evident that they are no more than; 11 If AApprC l^ n 111* available at reasonable rates. . . AGR holding their own while the rest of the I L/V* IV lC C lJ V/UII* IV /j has built an annex for tired dancers. nation as a whole is on the increase. i l l C> I There is no need for going outside Seven campus organizations contributed to make the 1950 Christmas Con­ Where declines have exceeded 10 per- fl/ia n AAonO CV X n 0#)l/C for a smoke now! . . . Pam, Theta cert a beautiful, moving success. In all, over 300 students participated in the cent it can be considered as a critical K^UQII IVlCUCDJr w pCQ ISD U, won’t be back on campus until next yuletide pageant which was under the combined and able direction of Miss week. She should have invited a few Elaine Majchrzak, Mr. George E. Reynolds, and Mr. Karl H. Bratton. la? artivU y^ an d ^ d S f o^muddpal . Dean Jfedes/ is Planning ^report on profs to that party. . . Roger Heather- man, Sigma Beta, is n ow lacking an activity. There are 41 towns in this ^ ^ ^ ^ h ip betweeiTthis number°and appendix — good way to lose weight, University Faculty Member gfOUP' Communities Decrease the Pres,ent of mixing,the fTesh" girls. Dorm Doings In a recent state report it was stated men and upperclassmen in dormitories Several S A E ’s went deer? hunting m Given Leave To Write Thesis Canada. . . Jack Jacobsmeyer, Acacia, that, “Over three-fourths of the com­ Barb Dillon and Earle Gilbert now heads the UNH Bureau of Steps The University will lose a Faculty munities in the state are small and get­ Up the Social Ladder. Guess Sunday New Year Resolutions that won’t be member on February 1 when Mr. Ed­ ting smaller.” Though the small towns News photographers are easily bought. kept: ward D. Eddy will begin a six-month have shown a decrease, the cities of the Marcus Kalipolites, Hetzel, prom ises Right, Jack? . . . Some fellows go to leave to complete work on a thesis for state have grown in the past ten years. to take out a different girl every n’ght. college on PL346, others on PL 16 but a degree of Doctor of Philosophy at The population of Manchester has in­ Jim McDonnell promises not to A1 M cR eel, Sigma Beta, goes on Old Cornell. The title of Mr. Eddy’s thesis creased 6 percent while Somersworth attend smokers other than the ones Age Compensation! will be “The Effect on Education of the has increased 13 percent. The city of at Hunter. • The “ He chased her ’til she got him” Land-Grant College System.” Berlin has lost 3,473 people in the past colum n. . .Engaged — Carleton Cross, Dick Kimball, Englehardt, prom ises At Cornell Mr. Eddy was active in ten years and Franklin and Claremont Phi Mu Delta, to Carol Ann Porter, not to go to Dover. have also declined slightly in popula­ Boston; Bob Scott, Phi Mu Delta, to Jeanne Graves, South Congreve, numerous organizations. He was presi­ tion. Rita Digilio, Smith Hall; Norma Per­ promises not to call Phil— Sammy any dent of the Student Council, president of The large population growth is evi­ kins, Alpha Chi, to Bill Slanetz, Phi more. I.F.C., and editor of the Cornell Daily dent in the towns surrounding the larg­ Mu Delta; DeeDee Chase, Alpha Xi, Alden Lovell, East-West, prom ises Sun. Upon his graduation in 1943 Mr. er cities of the state. That is, those to Art Grant, Sigma Beta; D o c R obin ­ to become the Don Juan of the campus. Eddy did graduate work at Yale for towns which offer good country living son, A T O , to Ann Fletcher, Westbrook Margie Frye of Smith promises not which he received a Bachelor of Divinity to those that are employed in the cities Junior; Joyce Brown, Alpha Xi, to to be late to work at Commons any degree. Following this Mr. Eddy served are definitely on the population increase. Gordon Doolittle, Phi Mu Delta; M axie more. for three years as a member of the Seacoast towns have increased as much Armstrong, Theta U, to Bdl Tasker, Bill Mates, College Road, prom ises Cornell University staff. not to play Robin Hood again. as 49 percent since 1940. US Navy, formerly_ Pi K A ; Ginny Here at the University, in addition to With -these fluctuations in population Deschenes, Alpha X i, to Norton Tup- Dottie Gaam, Schofield, promises to his duties as assistant-to-the-President, have come changes in the economic set­ per, Lambda Chi. gives the boys on campus a break. Mr. Eddy has served as adviser to Fresh­ up of New Hampshire. The amount of Marriages — Jan Darby, Phi Mu, to Dick Dunfey, Gibbs, promises to man Camp and was a big factor in the money handled on farm marketing in­ T o m H ahn, A G R ; Sally Ide, Alpha study other than the night before success this year of the First Rolling creased 6.4 percent; 290.1 million feet Chi, to Jack Keller, Kappa Sig. _ exams. Ridge Conference on Campus Affairs. of lumber was cut in the woodlands/ Dean Wm. Medesy Pinnings — Hazen Bickford, Phi Mu Dee Smith, Smith, promises not to •let any men hypnotize her. and pulpwood output was 25 percent Delta, to Carol Goldthwait. Melrose. Tom Caswell, Commons, prom ises Death is so perm anent! higher than the year previous. before the IDC on January 10. The Dean reopened the issue at the IDC to eat one breakfast at Commons. School Enrollment Up - C O N V O Pascal Pappazoglou, Hunter, prom ­ meeting held in Organizations Room, In the field of education enrollment ises to drink nothing but orange juice Commons, December 13. (continued from page 1) increased 3 percent. There were 54,491 and milk. registrations in public elementary schools Among other business discussed at the logical schools, succeeded Dr. Luther Erhardt Houslek, Hunter, prom ises and 21,471 registrations in public sec­ meetings, the Council decided that be­ W eigle as Dean of the Yale University to say Hello instead of, “ H i-i-i!” ondary schools. cause of inefficient accounting o f funds Divinity School in 1948. H e is a grad­ All the proctors promise to say, New Hampshire’s total net value for spent by the dorms, they would look into uate of Duke University and holds a “ Quiet” in a soft and melodious voice. 1950 was $746,836,742.00, a 2.5 percent the possibility of setting a system for Doctor of Philosophy degree from Yale. The fire chief promises to hold fire increase over the previous calculations of dormitory bookkeeping in the constitu­ A member of the Yale faculty since re­ drills at 1 p.m. instead of at 1 a.m. 1940. In the past decade 33,987 new tion. ceiving his doctorate, Dr. Pope is the New Year’s Resolutions that will be homes have been constructed. This gives A letter received from Mr. Leavitt, author of a book study of the Negro in kept: Engagements — the state a grand total o f 192,031 Supt. of Grounds, cited the fact that Southern Community relationships and Genevieve Ford, Scott, to D avid dwellings. the guide-poles for the snow plows are his adjustment to new problems. His Carr, a UNH Alumnus; Phyllis Ber- Amendments to the state constitution acts by the students such as pulling up study was made in a North Carolina son, Scott, to David Green, _ Bates removing the obsolete requirement that preventing him from putting his men to textile town where a Yankee firm had Alumnus; Joan Hamilton, Smith, to money be computed in shillings and work on more important projects such recently established a mill, and was Bob Blaisdell, Wichita, Kansas; Phyl­ pence, and provisions for the office of as constructing a walk up to Notch Hall. based on the procedures which it de­ lis Simmons, North Congreve, to H ar­ commissary-general, were ratified in re­ H e also emphasized the fact that the re­ veloped in meeting Negro labor prob­ old C. King Jr.; Kathy Rollins, South cent elections. The voters, however moval of the guide-poles endangers the lems for the first time. W idely known Congreve, to Harry Kimball, Hunter; failed to approve by necessary margins men operating the plows. as an authority in the field of human Sally Bass, Schofield, to Donald Straw other amendments resulting from the It was decided that the time for fire relationships and social ethics, he is the of Sugar Hill, N. H.; Charlotte Sheehy, Constitutional Convention of 1948 which drills is to be decided by the house director youngest academic dean on the Yale Scott, to Roger Sargent of Littleton, N. H.; Jane Hayes, South Congreve, would have removed provisions for hir­ and the house president. staff, and also one of the youngest lead­ to David Brown. ing a substitute for military service and ing deans in the nation. Marriages — Hilda Powers, Scott, organizing and staffing a militia. Dr. Pope is editor of the Social Ac­ tion magazine, a publication of the Con­ to Leonard Scott; Bever1y Pitman, gregational churches, and he is chair­ Scott, sang at the wedding. . . Bett man of the Council on Social Action. Guirson, Smith, to Harry Houston of He recently represented all Congrega­ Bates. For English muffins that are “ light­ Rupert Brown Named tional churches in the nation at the con­ Scoop of the week: Gibb’s m ost er than air” , come in and try ours. Thursday January 4 stituting convention of the newly-estab­ eligible batchelor has given up his W e serve ’em with gallons of good title for Annabel, North Congreve. . . coffee. W e welcome you for snacks 8 p.m. “ Studies in Animal Behavior” lished National Council of Churches. Who are the couple on campus known PosterContest Winner — a talk by Dr. B. F. Skinner, A brillant speaker,- Dean Pope, is cur­ and lunches. (5-7-37) as Hotbreath from Scott and Honey- Blue Circle, governing body of the professor of Psychology at Har­ rently lecturing at the college campuses bug from Hunter. . . T h e boys in the UNH Outing Club, recently announced vard University, at Murkland of Harvard, Choate, Wheaton, Duke and West wing of Hetzel wonder if they Auditorium. has added the UNH speaking engage­ the winner of the annual Winter Carnival will be able to use the showers in the 6 p.m. Hillel Club — Alumni Room, Poster Contest. Rupert Brown, an Art ment to an already crowded schedule. new dorm before using their own. . . N. H. Hall major and married veteran, who commutes Problems Discussed Question of the week: Who was 6:30 p.m. Home Economics Majors — daily from Portsmouth, was presented A committee of administrative deans the man answering the phone at Grant Pettee 211 Wildcat- with a free ticket to the Carnival Ball in and student leaders selected the speakers House Tuesday .night? ? ? It couldn’t 6:45 p.m. Christian Science Organiza­ reward for his handiwork. Rupert for­ who will outline the individual role each have been the janitor. Some of the *£ M

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