Ursinus College Digital Commons @ Ursinus College

Ursinus College Grizzly Newspaper Newspapers

11-10-1992

The Grizzly, November 10, 1992

Tom Wilusz Ursinus College

Ian Rhile Ursinus College

Erika Compton Ursinus College

Jesse Searfoss Ursinus College

John Brobyn Ursinus College

See next page for additional authors Follow this and additional works at: https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/grizzlynews

Part of the Cultural History Commons, Higher Education Commons, Liberal Studies Commons, Social History Commons, and the United States History Commons Click here to let us know how access to this document benefits ou.y

Recommended Citation Wilusz, Tom; Rhile, Ian; Compton, Erika; Searfoss, Jesse; Brobyn, John; Rawls, Annette; Ryan, Michelle; Loiacono, Robin; Porter, Greg; Signore, Jason; Richter, Richard P.; Sockel, Christian P.; Mead, Heather; Weiss, David; Donecker, Gar; Rubin, Harley David; Moretz, Denise; Boettcher, Audra; Leiser, Mark; and Webb, David, "The Grizzly, November 10, 1992" (1992). Ursinus College Grizzly Newspaper. 304. https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/grizzlynews/304

This Book is brought to you for free and open access by the Newspapers at Digital Commons @ Ursinus College. It has been accepted for inclusion in Ursinus College Grizzly Newspaper by an authorized administrator of Digital Commons @ Ursinus College. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Authors Tom Wilusz, Ian Rhile, Erika Compton, Jesse Searfoss, John Brobyn, Annette Rawls, Michelle Ryan, Robin Loiacono, Greg Porter, Jason Signore, Richard P. Richter, Christian P. Sockel, Heather Mead, David Weiss, Gar Donecker, Harley David Rubin, Denise Moretz, Audra Boettcher, Mark Leiser, and David Webb

This book is available at Digital Commons @ Ursinus College: https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/grizzlynews/304 ThueSCouegeG rizzl It is always tM unreadable tlw1 occurs. -Oscar Wilde Y Volume 15 Number 7 November 10 1992 Accommodating the Election Disabled Results BY ERIKA COMPI'ON adjust accordingly. One change is Of the Grizzly to adjust the program. If a class is BY IANRHILE in an inaccessible building, then Of the Grizzly Ursinus College is in the process the class has to be moved. Also, of upgrading its buildings to make when planning the renovations of a On November 3, voters went in them handicap accessible, due to building, a certain percent of the record numbers to the polls and the recent passage of the ADA construction money available for elected 46 year old Arkansas (Americans with Disabilities Act). handicap facilities. Most recently, Governor, Bill Clinton, the 42nd Currently" almost all buildings on the Ursinus campus, the President of the United States in a on campus are accessible for bathrooms in Myrin Library, campaign stressing change and the handicap persons, but not all areas Phaler, Wismer, and Thomas Halls economy. Winning 43 % of the of the buildings are able to be have been changed to accommodate popular vote and 370 electoral votes reached. The ADA states that access handicap persons. Mr. KJee says it Clinton beat President Georg; must be provided to everyone in all is difficult to uncover the specific Bush's 38 % of the popular vote and facilities. The houses on Main needs of handicap person because 168 electoral votes. Independent Street are unique problems. It is those making the changes are not candidate H. Ross Perot received difficult to enter a Main Street handicap. "It is a significant for no electoral votes and a modest house, and even harder to try and someone to become aware of 19 % of the popular vote. In the cross the street. One example of a obstacles which people have to deal region, Clinton won Pennsylvania, building that is very difficult for a with." New Jersey and Delaware. handicap person to enter is The ADA provides a method of Bomberger. Since it is the oldest addressing handicap grievances In the close Pennsylvania Senate building on campus, it was built administered by the Justice race, Republican incumbent Arlen APO Walks For prior to laws requiring accessibility. Department. They realize that there Spector narrowly defeated Lynn If a handicap person wanted to are some hardship situations. For Yeakel, 51 % to 49%. Overall in enter Bomberger, there is a chairlift example, putting an elevator in the Senate, the Democrats retained Service into the auditorium. Bomberger is Bomberger would cost too much 47 Senators, the Republicans lost the next building to renovated, and money. The possible lawsuits that BY JESSE SEARFOSS one to end up with 42, and one were pleased to have surpassed their when it is, handicap accessibility can be brought are mainly grievance Assistant Sports Editor original pledge of one thousand Independent was elected. The will be mandatory. "We need to driven. Mr. Klee doesn't believe number of female Senators doubled dollars. The fraternity takes part in show sensitivity to the handicap, that it would be in anyone's best National service fraternity Alpha 3 to 6 including the first African­ several service oriented activities and let that person do their thing," interest to bring a lawsuit upon Phi Omega participated in the first American woman Senator, Carol per semester, and this was one of said Fred KJee, Director of Physical Ursinus. "We want to work with annual Walk for Kids on Sunday, Mosely Braun. In Colorado, Ben the most successful of this year. Activities. the students as much as possible, " October 25. The results of their Nighthorse Campbell became the Senior Blair Zartman, when Over the last six years, Ursinus he said. "We work at it, we know efforts was the raising of over one first Native American in the Senate. questioned about the aspect that has tried to make buildings more where we want to go, and we budget thousand dollars in pledges which doing service added to the fraternity, accessible. Mr. KJee has formed a money accordingly. The most will go to financially supporting In the local House race, Democrat replied, "Greek life is often committee to meet with handicap important thing is to work with the several of the local Montgomery Marjorie M. Mezvinsky defeated stereotyped to be just parties, but in persons and find out what their students and set a philosophical County organizations. These lohn D. Fox by an unofficial 1,089 reality we have fun doing things specific needs are. Then he plans to outlook. " organizations offer guidance and votes. Overall, the Democrats lost like this together, and the fact that assistance to community youths. 7 members to a total of 259, the our efforts directly aid the less Republicans now have 175, and fortunate simply makes it more Sexual Assualt Awareness The walk, held at Evansville State there is one Independent. The worthwhile" . Park in nearby Evansville, membership of women rose 19 to Pennsylvania, was promoted and Week 47 total: African-Americans total The brothers ofAPO are currently run by the Valley Forge Council of 13 more to 38; Hispanics rose 6 to in the act of collecting the pledges BY JOHN BROBYN to one of the largest, most widely the Boy Scouts of America. It end up with 17; and Asian-American made by the Ursinus Community, cited surveys on this topic, one in consisted of an eight kilometer, or Special to the Grizzly tally 2 more to 7. and would like to express gratitude four college women is raped or approximately five miles, course for the support of faculty': staff, and During the week of November endures an attempted rape. Eighty­ throughout the scenic park. The In local Pennsylvania races, Ernie students. President Ryan Jacoby 9th. S.T.A.R. (Students and four percent of these women are money which the fraternity raised Preate, Barbara Hafer, and summed up the fraternity's effort Teachers Against Rape) will have a acquainted with the assailant. came from pledges which the Catherine Baker Knoll were elected by stating "We are pleased that the auual assualt awareness week. Equally frightening, one in twelve brothers attained over a two week Attorney General, AuditorGeneral school showed us so much support. S.T.A.R. was founded this year in male students surveyed admitted period before the event, which and Treasurer, respectively: This action will bring good returns Older to help educate the students at committing acts that fit the legal supporters donating a given amount Unfortunately, Ursinus' own Keith to both Ursinus and our fraternity, Uninuson the seriousness ofsexual definition of rape. of money per mile walked. and most importantly will give many t.auIt. The average age of both the A. Strunk lost to Raymond Bunt, Jr. in the Pennsylvania State House teenagers a helping hand in difficult Sexual assualt is a widespread The brothers of Alpha Phi Omega times." pmblem in our culture. According Continued on page 2 race. p~a~ge~2~~~Th~e~G~n~'w~y~~~~~~~~~~1'l~~s November 10, 1992 Dr. Wickersham Speaks on Roving Rep rter Pledging BY AUDRA BOETTCHER AND DENISE MORETZ Of the Grizzly BY ROBIN LOIACONO over the world. "Primitive", we be considered full-fledged adults. Of the Grizzly learned, is not the truly the correct The parallel is, of course, Roving Reporter Question: What do you think is wrong with SAC term to use to describe these peoples. obvious, between the type ofactivity (Student Activities Club)? On Wednesday, November 4, Rather, terms like pre-industrial just described and the relatively Dr. Wickersham of the Classics and small scale should be used. At familiar activities ofpledging. That, Laura Lecrone--Sophomore Department spoke to the Tri­ any rate, these groups hlld rather indeed, was the point: that there -I believe that SAC is doing a good job supplying the campus with Lambda council on pledging. He intriguing initiation rites (intriguing really is nothing so unique about entertainment and activities. However, I a m disappointed in the student spoke on the subject, though, from to our minds, anyway). For the Greek system; they in a sense, body's response to its efforts. I think if everyone would get more a classicist's point of view. At the example, the group of initiates "have nothing" on those earlier involved then SAC would better be able to serve the needs of the students. start of his presentation, he pointed would be taken off far away from groups of people. Even the secrecy out that he would take neither a pro­ the village for a period of time, of the system is not indicative of the Junenifer Allen--Junior Greek nor an anti-Greek position, probably a few weeks. Beforehand, Greek system: all the aspects of -I think SAC is doing a very good job with the entertainment and and he stuck to his word. Actually, ofcourse, these initiates would have those initiation rites were extremely activities on campus. I just think maybe they should be publicized more the topic seemed to be presented in shown or verbally expressed an secretive as well. to get a better show of students. a sociological/anthropological point interest in becoming an adult, the of view, rather than from simply a entire reason for the ritual in the After Dr. Wickersham had said Harley David Rubin-Junior classical point of view. first place. Once taken away to most of what he had intended, the -It seems to me that they do a good job, but are not appreciated enough. Dr. Wickersham cited two begin their rite of passage, these topic of disruptions was raised; the Certain events that they sponsor are really well done, but turnouts are too articles from the Grizzly, one an young adolescents would be taught general consensus was that, yes, low. Maybe better publicity is in order. editorial from the February 17 issue the ways, for lack of a better word, there was a bit of intrusion into of 1989, and other " It's Greek to of the adults. To achieve the state everyday life, but not very much. Kristen Comell--Sophomore Me", from the October 12 issue of of adulthood, however, it was The idea of pledging when the rest -I think that the activities that are scheduled are great, but they are not this year. He worked them into his necessary to engage in activities of the campus is not present, was raising much interest in them. Maybe if they had more publicity, more discussion of the issues of ritual that are the opposite of actual adult not really accepted. Wickersham people would be interested in participating. and bonding encountered by the life. Often one of the most put it best when he said, "Who pledge classes. distinguishing features would be cares if you put a cow in Bomberger Carolyn McNamara-Freshman The point of the presentation was the odd dress, or perhaps undressing Tower if no one is there to see?" -It seems like they're getting good stuff, but the times that they ~ to draw parallels between what of the initiates. Another activity The meeting adjourned shortly scheduling the events don't fit into many people's schedules. Rather than occurs on college campuses all might be to eat foods unlike that of thereafter j there seeming to be both having two events (such as a lecture and comedian) on one night, 1 feel across the country and the initiation the adults (worms, maybe?). Once volumes ofinformation to be shared, they should spread them throughout the entire week. practices of various "primitive" the training was complete, the young yet nothing left to say. tribes throughout history, and all adults would be returned and would Jason Hoffman-Freshman -I think they should sponsor more live bands because they would draw more people to come and see the shows. ,.. continued from page 1 Michelle Ryan-Fresbman Global Persectives perpetrators and survivors of rape -I think that they ought to try passing around surveys to get student is 18.5 years. Further, 75% of feedback for the events they want to have. males and 55 % of females involved BY MARK LEISER in acquaintance rape had been Jay Mladjen-Freshman Of the Grizzly drinking or using drugs prior to the -I think they should advertise their events more. Instead of getting the INTERNATIONAL attack. These statistics led students Beaver Brown Band, I think they should have gotten a more popular group to feel that women and men at such as Harry Connick, Jr. Ursinus are at risk; S.T.A.R.'s -Jordan and Israel fmally have a written agreement for a fonnal peace purpose is to make them aware of Jason McKee-Fresbman t~ywithin the framework ofa comprehensive 1s~li-Arab settlement. and sensitive to the issues -I didn't even know what SAC was before this, but 1 agree with Jay's NATIONAL surrounding sexual assualt. suggestion for Harry Connick, Jr. to play Wismer Lower Lounge.

Sponsoring sexual assault Kris Ullrich-Senior -General Moto~ has completed a major house-cleaning as they swept awareness week are the sororities: -SAC tries really hard to bring things to campus that everyone would away a generation of top managers in an effort to halt the #1 auto­ Alpha Sigma Nu, Kappa Delta makers pronounced decline. enjoy. If people don't like the events that are offered, they should go to Kappa and Tau Sigma Gamma. The the meetings and express their opinions. fraternities involved are Delta Mu Sigma and Pi Omega Delta. The .L-______-Just four days before he was supposed to resume his NBA career, Magic Johnson retired for the second time. The decision was sexual assualt awareness week is These programs include: apparently made after other NBA players voiced concerns about presented by S.T.A.R. and RLO. playing against someone with the HIV virus. Monday,l1l9: at 9:00 P.M. in Wismer Lower Lounge: movie You Ale If you have any questions about the Game: Sexual Assualt on Campus -Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton soundly defeated President George Students and Teachers Against Tuesday,11110: at 8:00 P.M. in Wismer Lower Lounge: movie Pet« Bush in the race for president on Tuesday. Clinton was aided with most Rape, please get in touch with either Jennings: Men, Sex, and Rape votes in what is traditionally republican territory. Texas billionaire H. Mindy Brandt (489-9666), or John Wednesday,l1/11: at 6:30 P.M. in Bomberger Auditorium: speaker Ross Perot finished third in the popularvote and failed to win a single Brobyn (454-9760). Randi Shayne from Montgomery County Victim Center e1ectota1 vote. Thursday,l1/12: atS:OOP.M. in Wismer Lower Lounge: movie: S.T.A.R. has set up programs Accused -One day after George Bush failed·in his attempt for re-election; be throughout the week to help educate Friday, 11/13: atS:OOP.M. in Wismer Lower Lounge: movie: ~etoed a bill that called for $27 billion in tax and urban ~d;,. , ... ~ the Ursinus community. Drunk ~Arts & Entertainment Bill's Flick Sex, Berman, and You ' Celebrity Corner Pick List BY ANNETTE RAWLS I know I am one of those to BY ANNETTE RAWLS we should fax him Sinead BY TOM wn..USZ Of The Grizzly blame; just last week my Studio Art Of The Grizzly O'Connor's number... Movie Guy Class took a little mandatory field Oh, and wbile we're on the subject Pretty catchy title there, wouldn't trip over to Berman and I'll be O.K. Kiddos, sorry to disappoint of Donald Trump, all you single Back when you lived in the real you say? Well, I'm sorry to inform damned if I didn't see not one, but you after last week's impressive women out there might be happy to world, you knew what to do on a you that this particular article twoWarholshangingthereinplain dish session. but it's been a know he is now a freeman. That's Wednesday night when work was doesn't have a blasted thing to do view. I couldn't believe it-an reeeeaaa1ll slow week as far as dirty right, my friends, Georgia Peach-y done with and you had two hours to with sex in general, your own honest-to-God Warhol right in front laundry goes. SO just bear with me- keen Marla has been reportedly kill: head on down to SmallTown personal sex lives, or having sex in of my face! I used to think Ursinus -this week's column is about as given the old heave-ho. His current Video ("home of Skippack's most the Berman Museum (which I'm only received pictures from starving short as sweet as they come. Fasten flame: fashion model Frederique. complete a'l1.ateur porn library") sure is giving people quite a few artists and other relative unknowns; your seat belts, here we go... Hope she enjoys being treated like 'and grab Hollywood's latest insult nasty ideas right about now). It now I am happy to say I know S-... to your intelligence. But while does, however, concern what J better. The funny thing is that when I'm sure most of you are aware Here's a tasty 90210 tidbit for all away at school, many students find consider to be one of the most I explained my discovery to my that former NBA great Magic you couch potatoes out there-look it difficult to keep track of what's neglected resources on campus-­ friends, they couldn't believe it Johnson has decided to retire from for studly Jason Priestly to bare available--many students, but not the Philip and Muriel Berman either. And next to the Warhols pro basketball "for good" because his buns in his upcoming flick Bill the Movie Guy. A guide to this Museum of Art, located almost were about 7 or so pieces or fantastic of the controversy surrounding his Calendar Girl. I guess this means week's offerings: smack dab in the middle of our own graphicsculpturesandpopart,again September return and the Jason has now joined the ranks of homey little campus. stuffl'd never thought I'd see here unfortunate fact that he is mv Mel Gibson and Michael Douglas, Disney's Beauty and The Beast Why such a ridiculous title, you Anyway, I know this article has positive. Said Johnson in a recent who dropped their pants in both is probably the studio's greatest may ask? Well, think about it for a runneth over a bit, but it does have interview, "The various Lethal Weapon 2 and Basic technical achievement to date. The second--if I bothered to come up a point, and the point is that it controversies. .. are taking away lnstin£! ... animation is flawless and stunning, with some stuffy, pedagogical title doesn't hurt anyone to take a few from both basketball as a sport and Of course, I cannot forget to even epic at moments (check out such as "Exploration of Artistic seconds outof a boring day to learn the larger issue of living with mentionAmerica'snewestcelebrity the ballroom scene). Even the most Culture Looms Large at Ursinus something new or even see HIV... " (and controller of our destinies) tasteless metal devotee (that'd be College" would you even bother to something that you've always And just when you thought he President Bill Clinton. Clinton, me) can appreciate the musical read it? Of course not; I know I wanted to see, but never thought had gone for broke and tamed than who hopes to change economic score, and whoever casted for the wouldn't even want to look at the you would. (For example, the unrulyurubrow,ex-multibillionaire policies, create care costs, fight voices of Belle, Gaston, and The dumb thing. Snoozarooni city. But L'EspritdeFrance: 19th and 20th Donald Tnunp (or should I say crime, and (whew) give every Beast deserves an Oscar. Aside now that I have (hopefully) captured Century Works by French "The Don") has penned yet American a chance to go to college, from its obvious merits as a date your attention for a few moments, Masters exhibit held from June to another irritating success manual expressed this sentiment during his movie, the film has enough in it to let's have a short chat about that, September, featuring actual works entitled The Art of the Comeback. intensive campaign: "I believe that I~r several reviewings. uh, gallery thing outside of Chez by Renoir, Cezanne, Millet, Dupre, Now, I don't want to wreck poor we must all be oneteam--America's Wismer. Leger, and Chagall.) So, the next Donny's re-emergence into high Team-and every man and woman Speaking of date movies, Basic O.K., now I would hardly think time you leave Wismer and its fine society, but this is the fool who has an important job to do." Well, Instinct (starring Michael Douglas to deem myself' 'cultured, "because dining, or whenever you find once said about women, "Youhave Bill,goodlucktoya'-you'regonna and Sharon Stone) is out on video. many people unfortunately believe yourself "in the area" with a few to treat 'em like s--." Not to need it... For those of you who regret having that cultured means weird or snobby minutes to spare, pop your head in mention the fact that Trump was And that's all I gots; I aints gots missed Ms. Stone on the big screen, or nerdy. Not so--being cultured is and take a quick look around-- one of the first in a long line of no more! Sorry if I couldn't whip never fear--just sit close to the TV definitely a good thing, especially intellect will never kill ~ou! but celebrity bozos to defend Mike you all into gossiping frenzy but, and you won't miss a detail. This when it comes time to exit the ignorance just might in the end. Tyson upon his rape conviction, oh well, win some, iose some. as is one of the few unpredictablf hallowed halls of Ursinus and enter Note-in case you're interested, pushingforapayoffaodcommunity they always say. Until next week, thrillers to come out in a while,an the real world of Grad School and the current exhibition on display is serviceinsteadofajail term. Perhaps I'm definitely not Harley David brings to mind my dear 01' Ma' s job interviews and cocktail parties. Made of Light: Photographs of -.... Rubin ..• and That's Entertainment:...t advice: "Never trust a woman who And art is always a great India and Nepal by Berry Perlus, Fr~i~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ sleeps with a bloody icepick" . conversation topic. Now, I know until November 15th. At that point, I V. A H A U d t many Ursinus students rather enjoy the exhibit entitled Voyages to •• • • • p a e It's a weak week for SciFi art and I often see them drawing Freedom: 500 Years of Jewish Life afficionados. Rutger Hauer's Split and sketching all over creation and in Latin America will be featured ~Y MICHELLE RYAN Second wins this week's Wismer buying all of these beautiful artistic until December 20th. And don't ~pecial to The Grizzly Christmas Roast Award (for a movie reproductions of Monet and forget that the 95th Annual Exhibition of the Fellowship of the that looks great on paper but winds Cezanne and Picasso to slap all T'S NEW! IT'S IMPROVED!! IT'S LEMON-SCENTED, NO Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine up a gristle-ridden and gory mess). over their walls. Great. Why, then, CALORIES, CHOLESTEROL FREE, FAT FREE, MICROWAVE Arts will be shown simultaneously tlf you want to see Hauer, try the is the Berman Museum only ~AFE,INTERCHANGEABLEPARTS,NOASSEMBLYREQUIRED, around that time span, from ~t1y released director's cut of frequented by a select few and those PERMATOLOGISTTESTED,40UTOF5DOCTORSRECOMMEND November 22 to January 17,1993. Blade Runner, with previously who must for some class IT, BIGGER AND BETTER!!! unreleased footage and minus the project or assignment? Hope to -see you there sometime! Harrison Ford narration and the ...... That's right! It's this week's A.H.A.!!! On Friday, November 13, this sappy ending. And, if you can, get ProTheatre to Perform ~mpus will be swarming with people looking for something bigger and your hands on videotapes of the "In Their Own Words," a program Freshman Sonja Regelamn and co­ J:>etter. That's the name of the game. IV will be holding a game called first two X -Men cartoons (Saturdays of four one act plays, will be staged in author Kimberly Brophy's "Sunday 'Bigger and Better." The object is for the different groups of people at 11:30am on Fox). Ursinus College's Ritter Center at Moon," an honest vision of the world blaying to start off with something small, for example a paper clip, and 7:30 p.m. on Thursday and Friday, of adolescence; go around exchanging it for something bigger and btmei.·You may end November 12 and 13, and at 8:30 p.m. Junior David Van Benthuysen's Finally, for you big spenders, up with a brand new car!!! (Though, you probably won'Ihe able to keep let out to the theaters and see Of on Saturday, November 14. Theplays "Dinner Time," a comic view of one of humanity'S greatest pests; t.) So, if you're the type of person who can never be satisfied with what Mice and Men (a shoe-in come are the work of four talented playwrights, three current and one and Robert Shuman's "After vou have, this game is for you! If you're interested, we'll be meeting in Oscar night, now showing) or former Ursinus students, including: Annabelle," a work produeed by the the Wismer Parent's Lounge at 8:00 P.M. to begin. Afterward, Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula Junior Alan McCabe's "The Robin Hunter College Arts Festival last year. refreshments will be served along with a chance to see what everyone has (coming out this Friday--I'll be Thomas Theory," an absurd glimpse A student at Ursinus from 1976-79, "ound! there). at a world of cosmic waves and Shuman is currently an associate editor Next Week: Kills n' thrills. coincidences; at William Morrow. Inc. l!2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Page 4 The Grizzly November 10, 1992 ·Features ~ ~ ~ ~

Grave Dave CHRIST AND CAMPUS End of an

BY GREG PORTER ideas, the college campus, all Intrepid BY "GRAVE" DAVE WEBB&B Of The Grizzly ideologies are (or ought to be) Of The Grizzly invited to compete in the race for Friend Have you ever heard of the hearts and minds of the oollege BY JASON SIGNORE "ideological Marxism?" It's This is the last time I'm going to community. Special to The Grizzly same time, you wouldn't believe prevalent on the college campus address the issue that stirred up an Ideological Marxism however, what we say about some of them. of the 90's! entire gender at Ursinus. My critics insists that all entries in this race hit I was feeling pretty dam good. Most important, though, is that our Ideological Marxism asserts claim they can pick apart every the finish line together regardless My paper nearly done, I headed opinion of them has little, if any, that no one ideology or sentence I wrote. I don't know of the training they've done or back to the abyss of the]Curt· bearing upon how we treat them. philosophy should be about you, but I had to wonder their state offitness. No, everyone basement after a trip to Mcdonald's This is not only a good business considered any better or worse when one such fan of my work MUST Tffi. No one will be when 10 and behold, I saw a s practice, but a good life practice. than any other. claimed to "have confidence in the allowed to attain special status. creature with those familiar blac So if you disagree with something Ideological Marxism readership" to see my supposed The old gray mare must finish and white markings that seem to I say, you can save face (and demands that all world views male chauvinism and then turned with the thoroughbred. scream out, "stay away, for I aot incidentally, earn my respect) by be regarded equally legitimate, around and attempted to fmd it Yes, ideological Marxism does one stinky rodent." Rather than addressing the issue with equal or regardless of evidence to the anyway. I only called some of you remove the incentive to do using the opposite door, I stood and more respect than I do, not by contrary. "stupid." This evaluator has done excellent academic work in the watched in silent respect, as the trying to engage me in arguments Why? so to everyone by detailing for the advocacy of one's world view. skunk scurried and scampered about outside Wismer or inviting me to Because the relativism from readers what it claimed they could After all, if the race is fIXed the bushes, foraging for food, places where I'd beoverwhelmingly which ideological Marxism all see for themselves. (Note my why train or run with any possibly to fatten up for the long outnumbered by the opposition, or springs asserts that "truth" use of "it. " I will try to remember enthusiasm? winter ahead. There were a few as one critic insists, unable to cannot be known. All we can to make strange use of gender­ What does all of this have to do people walking by, jesting in awe at understand. As an example of what ever have is "personal neutral personal pronouns to be with Christianity? Plenty! Like our familiar campus buddy. In an I mean, I cite David Day's rebuttal opinion." disgusting politically correct with Marxism, ideological Marxism is attempt to scare the skunk, an orange to my opinion on condom And thus, who's to say that the third person.) I must also say I no friend to the Christian faith. construction site cone was hurled distribution. When I talked with one opinion is any better than have newfound respect for the idiots Why? from the second floor to the noggin him about the issue later, neither 0 another? The result? All I originally lambasted and who had Because ideological Marxism of my malodorous friend. And as us forced our opinions as I did with ideologies and philosophies are the street smarts to keep their mouths reduces and trivializes the life fascist, hunter, fluorescent orang, my article. The same goes for the deemed equal, ie. Ideological shut. Meanwhile, people who are and the words of Jesus Christ. met the melodious Yin Yang black subject of "airheads." You can Marxism. supposed to be more intelligent, How? and white, the poor critter we sent quit holding your "We Don't Crave Sadly, what Marxism did to like last week's respondents and the Jesus claimed to be "the life." into a violent fit of seizure, hea4 Grave Dave" rallies. I may use my economic health, ideological people who left notes in my mailbox, Ideological Marxists demand he be shaking and tail spinning, 'til ml editorials to call a group of people Marxism does to academic were spouting off abut something referred to as "a life." checkerboard-colored chum died on "stupid," but I give them and excellence. It destroys it. that didn't concern them. Those Jesus claimed to be "the way." a cold November eve outside Curtis everyone else the respect they Why? who are still angry should read, no, Ideological Marxists demand he be OOS. I can only imagine Rich deserve when I meet them face-to­ Ideological Marxism, like better yet, analyze the article in referred to as "a way." Ingenito's reaction to the distinct face. That's the way it should be. Marxism itself, removes any question and be absolutely sure I Jesus claimed to be "the truth." odor emanating from outside his As I proved above, I can pick incentive. was referring to them. I will only Ideological Marxists demand he be window when he returns tonight. apart and contort someone's words How? entertain worthy objections. referred to as "a truth. " As for the students here at to support my opinion just as well You see, if "truth" cannot be As you all know, I was labelled a Let's keep the college campus a Ursinus, we've got those damn as anyone, so I guess the referee can known, all ideologies are male chauvinist. Well, I decided to place where all ideologies and squirrels running amuck on campus. call offsetting penalties in such an predetermined to be equal. If reread an article I wrote in philosophies can be advocated Hell, I get excited when I see a dog argument. Furthermore, I think the all ideologies are predestined to September and decided to withhold without having to endure the walk by, we had a skunk, a real, whole idea of "supporting one's equality, why do the excellent from publication. In it, I wrote that trivializing effects of ideological live, genuine skunk, my friends. I opinion" with credible research research and scholarship "I reserve the right to not like Marxism. know people who've never seen ("something substantive" in one necessary to argue for the someone if! so choose." For some For while ideological Marxists one before, and the decaying carcass critic's words) is highly superiority ofone's world view? reason, the emotion of hate is SHOULD be allowed to RUN IN outside Old Men's is just not overemphasized. I do agree that What's that? You say that all socially unacceptable, with no the race for hearts and minds, they adequate representation. I'm no one can be unprepared to deal with ideologies ARE equally regard to severity. Ifhate drives me SHOULD NEVER be allowed to animal rights activist, nor do I have a subject (as I was accused of being) , legitimate, and that it would be to do physical damage to person or FIX the race! a problem with them, but I do but at the same time, one can arrogant for someone to argue property, then I have clearly There's too much at stake f~r all appreciate the world around us. overstudy a particular topic, thereby for the SUPERIORITY of their overstepped my bounds. But as of us. Now, I've just watched one of blinding oneself to other particular world view? long as I treat the people I meet in "Jesus said, 'If you hold to my nature's most potent self defense possibilities. To water down one's Excuse me, but you happen the course of a day with respect, it teaching, you are really my learned creatures, save for the own opinion with the literary to be doing the very thing you shouldn't matter what I think of disciples. Then you will know the porcupine and various poisonous garbage of noted historical protest. That is, arguing for the them or say to them. One should be truth, and the truth will set you species, die. Any man confronted personalities is to lose oneself in SUPERIORITY of YOUR allowed to hate another as long as free. '" John S:31b-32 (NIV) by a skunk could easily run or the defense. Statistics are better, world view, which is ideological remain civil. For example, I work Note: InterVarsity Christian destroy the skunk. Any skunk because one's credibility is then Marxism! for my parents during the summer, Fellowship will be gathering this confronted by a man could easily based on the facts, not a famous But let's get back to our point, and people ofdi fferent nationalities, Wednesday from 9-10 P.M. in the run or spray a foul smelling liquid, person's reputation. Then again, which is that Ideological abilities, and qualities come into Wismer Parents Lounge to watch to evade possible death. I ask you, stats can be just as pliable and Marxism removes academic our store. I can 'ttell you how many and discuss the video, "Picking up which position would you rather be meaningless. It's one's own opinion incentive. You see, if "truth" customers like dealing with us the Pieces: Broken people serving in, smelly or dead? Skunks, related that's important. Whether or not can never be found, why exert because we make sure thE' ce a broken world." All UC students to the weasel, will only spray when one can defend itself is another any energy to seek it? satisfied with our work. At the, are welcome! provoked. As far as I'm concerned, issue altogether. Rest In Peace. In the free marketplace of

(See SkunJc Oil pg. 5) November 10, 1992 Features The GriuJy PageS

By Anthony Rubino, Jr. USGA ************** MINUTES ClaSsroom Boredom Busters ~ Fun filled activities for those really boring c lasses. FREE! This week we explore the world of doodling. Starwatch {c November 4, 1992 Holes-O-Fun! The Bleed Deed! The Meeting was called to order by ************* Ellen Sylvester at 7:32 P.M. Rest an ordinary felt tip pen on a notebook page. applying light BYSCHECKIE pressure for 2 minutes to 1 hour. Of The Grizzly The treasurer, Robert Ladd, reported Then try and guess how many 2,661 in our account. pages it bled through. Were you right?! Do you think you can get it Scheckie is omniscient. Scheckie is omnibenevolent. Scheckie COMMIITEE REPORTS: AFAC- AFAC allocated $200.00 to the to bleed through the whole knows your future. Believe in Scheckie. Scheckie believes in notebook?! IT'S BLEEDARIFICL _ Italian Cuhural Society for a three course you. dinner they have planned. AFAC also ~1> Aguarius-- You have been putting off dealing with a difficult allocated 185$totheOmwakeEducation situation. Try to resolve it before you get in too deep. Club and S20 to the MSU for Pisces--Call an old friend. You will be glad you did. transportation for their Halloween party. Aries--You have a tendency to be hypersensitive lately. Don't be too quick to get on the defensive. Campus Planning Committee- The last Taurus--A lost article will be found. meeting was held on Wednessday November 28, at 7 :45 P.M. The Gemini-- Partying too much this week may lead to trouble. committee reviewed a statement on Keep your wits about you. racial diversity. Cancer-Scheckie knows you have been feeling a little down. Do something nice for yourself for a change. NEW BUSINESS: Leo--Relax! Evil does not lurk around every comer. Don't be The Junior class is sponsoring a afraid to enjoy your happiness. progressive dance in W .L.L. on Virgo--Stand up for your beliefs. Don't let others dissuade November 12 from 8-12 P .M . you. Follow your instincts. (B.Y.D.B.). They are also sponsoring Libra--Romance may be found in an unexpected place. a SO-SO Bingo in the near future. Scomio--Spend some quality time with yourself. Take a long TheSophmore class has been selling T­ walk--clear your head. Shirts to the red and gold students as Sagittarius--Ignorance is not bliss. Take time to get all the one of their fund rcaisers They are information before making decisions. also planning to have EXAM-AIDS Capricorn-Try not to be overly trusting. You could be taken available during fmal exams. advantage of. Scheckie knows the powers of the stars and planets. Scheckie A new fraternity was passed by wants to bring that knowledge to you. Believe in Scheckie. U .S . G .A. after reviewing its Scheckie believes in you . constitution. The frll' .. rnity u,a!. 1, .. called Chi Rho Psi. The fraternity is based on three basic principles: unity, continued Hell, maybe that's racial integration, and community Skunk what's wrong with us humans. I hope in that beautiful land, so free from service. The group strives to be a ifl were a skunk, sure as hell I'd threatening my entrance and you feel accomplished and manly. As spray if some ignorant, ready to compete with my all sorrow and pain, with songs on my mother would have said, "How model of brotherhood for the U rsinus inconsiderate dimwit threw Egoiste, my first impression was our lips and harps in our hands, to would you feel if a giant skunk came community. something at me that was five to use the other entrance, but you greet one another again ... If there's by and threw something on your a place in heaven for skunks, I'm head'!" The next U.S.G.A. meeting will be times my size. captivated me, and I watched. With all the skunks in heaven, who sure they'll all be there, for I've held on November 18, 1992 at 7:30 As for the skunk, I watched ya When I tried to shoo you away, knows'! Maybe that's what hell is. All P.M. die tonight, buddy. Sure you maybe I called too much attention never heard of a skunk going out of the flies we've swatted, swatting us ... were given a bad rap, what witq to you and caused your demise. his way to hurt someone. all the beetles we've stepped on, The Meeting was ajourned at 8:45 having that smell which is sd I can remember an epitaph I once As for the ignorant, inconsiderate stepping on us. .. all the butterflies P.M. by our president, Ellen Sylvester. dimwit who killed our friend, just we've pulled wings off of, pulling off stereotypically related to you, read that goes something like our arms ... all the skunks we've thrown but I know that when I saw you this: "Oh, how sweet it will be, remember that we're much larger orange cones at, throwing orange and gifted with more intelligence. cones at us.

Do You Want 'IlSA & MasterCa'rd 'Credit Cards? ~~-~------STUDENT SERVICES,BOX 224026,HOlLYWOOD,Fl 33022' :

Now you can have two of the moat recognized and aa:epted cudll cards In the wrtd __Vlsa- and MasterOlnl8 YES! IwantVlSA.e/MASTER~Credlt c~t Olrds....-In your name.- EVEN IF YOU ARE NEW IN C8Ids. Endosed find &15 which Is l~ refundable lfnot CREDIT or HAVE BEEN 'JURNED DOWN BEFORE! appnM:d tmmedJatdy. VISA- and Mas~rCard- t~ credit cards you deselYe and need for- 1D-8CX)K~nEPARTMEtrf NAME STORES-nIrrlON-ENTERT.AlNMENT­ EMERCEICY CASH-TICKET""..>-RESTAURANTS­ ADDRESS HOTE~MOTELS-OAS-CAR RENTALS­ REPAIRS-AND TO inJiLD YOUR CREDrr RA11NCI CrrY ______STATE _ZIP --__ PHONE ______S.s.- ______. ._~: 110 tum ckMIs! "'00\-0 t~ ~~ 10 credit checks! SIONAnJRE ------__ ""~.~~ 110 securttJ deposit! N011:: ...~ Is. ~ ~ rlltWrne..d IMefNltloMllnt. va. ... ~ ~ 01 Will. USA. k and VISA Intr.-lIorel .u'".-:,...... -Approval ~""utely gtUmlntetd 80 ____-L ______. ______~ ______~ Auadltlan. 100..... GUARANTEEDI _ M"IL THI5 NO RISK COUPON TODA Y Page 6 The Grizzly .. lLett November 10, 1992 ------() 10100S ers------Another Masquerade The Grizzly , ' , because their radical battle-cries, Liberalism. Republican I I' BY CHRISTIAN P.SOCKEL , I Of The Grizzly extremism, and endorsement of the Conservatism rallies its support , Tom Wilusz President Elect may have deterred behind an aegis of values, character ." Editor in Chief Ideologically, Republicans won Americans from voting for and prosperity, which were mocked the Presidential election on Tuesday, Governor Clinton. Intrinsic to this as non-issues this election year by Megan Mendte & Sara Jacobson November 3, 1992. The strength, question of political silence is a the Liberal Democrats because their Associate Editors veracity, and substantive depth logical progression of inquiries-­ favorite son was having the most within the ideology of Conservatism what, then, did Governor Clinton trouble proving it false. The only forced the pundi ts and the strategists promise these Liberals if they were way Governor Clinton was to win Senta Bamberger & Dave WeisS to remain mute during a clarion the 1992 Presidential election was Advertising/Business Managers of the Democratic party to mutate the persona ofGovernor Bill Clinton period ofnational referendums? The to appear divested and polarized and Senator Al Gore from Liberal Reverend Jesse Jackson is alluding from his Liberal brethren, to appear. Erika Compton Democrats to Moderate Centrists. to D.C. statehood as a payoff for moderate and central to the radical News Editor It was this transmogrification that his absenteeism and silence. extremism often proposed by his enabled them both to promise many Governor Cuomo is working on his more zealous supporters. Melissa Chido factions of America a motherlode reclining chair sitting positions as The Clinton-Gore masquerade is Assistant News Editor of remedies while concurrently he prepares for a Supreme Court over. This pandering payoff will being on both sides ofsev eral issues, nomination. Congressperson be more than just a sunrise and Schroeder and NOW's Patricia sunset in one of President Clinton's Dana Kushwara clandestinely masking their liberal Ireland are anticipating abortion First 100 Days. The hunkered Arts and Entertainment Editor predilections. The Democratic Party had to adjust its traditional legislation that would eradicate all Liberals who bit their tongues for liberal slant toward the political restrictions on pre-abortion months are now salivating at the Annette Rawls right--towards the center-- because counseling by parents, doctors, and course which a Democratic Assistant Arts and Entertainment Editor campaigning on a Liberal agenda judges. The agendas of those President and a Democratic never wins a Presidential election liberals that have always been a part Congress can charter with their and Governor Clinton knew it. of the Democratic Party were not special interests as a kick-back. Ask yourself one question-­ echoed across the fruited plain nor The mandate that Americans Where were all the token Liberal will their voices be heard, gleefully bestowed on President Elect Clinton Democrats (Rev. Jesse Jackson, chirping to a tune of trickery and on November 3, 1992 was for Senator Ted Kennedy, Gov. Mario deceit. We have been duped! economic prosperity and change. I Cuomo, Congressperson Pat President Elect Clinton has hope President Clinton does not mentioned these developments. forget to wear the mask that got him Gretchen MacMurray and Sarah Starr Schroeder, New York City Mayor David Dinkins, NOW President You heard for yourself that elected when he is forced to confront Features Editors Governor Clinton and Senator Gore the angry and embittered Liberals .";;0' J ",""" rI'~ 4j: 'f!" " i$ Patricia Ireland) who were vocal during other periods of political represent a "new kind of that will be hungry for their piece Ellen Sylvester ., tumult (albeit the 1992 Presidential Democratic leadership." This of the American pie in the sky as a Opinions Editor election) while Governor Clinton ideological masquerade is due to political favor for their silence. was campaigning? The truth is that the implacable credibility and Does President Clinton have the H.3rley David Rubin they were sequestered and silenced dexterity of Conservative courage to change? , Sports Editor by Clinton campaign strategist Republicanism and its ability to illustrate the dilemmas implicit in

t h'i. 'j( ':;JesSe SearfOss Ass~taIit: Sports Editor' Why Clinton? Peter Senescu ~otography Editor BY HEATHER MEAD however, was the role of first-time uninformed or heard only what they Of The Grizzly voters, especially teenagers. The wanted to hear. Everyone does that, election was discussed in every one butthis was an election; itis basically Megan·Mendte of my classes, and the varying deciding the path we will take in the C~J>us Circulatio~ Manager President Clinton. Will I ever get used to saying that? Not that I'm opinions made me realize how next four years. It was not the time: disappointed, mind you, just different my generation is. to pick and choose what you wanted , Erik Moore surprised. I guess I should not even Politicians tend to group teenagers to hear. Nor was it the time to' Computer Consultant be surprised, considering that Dan under one heading: liberals. That is decide on a candidate based on one Quayle was not, or so he said on an inaccurate assumption. Many issue, something many people did. Gat Donecker Good Morning America, people in my classes are more and will continue to do. It makes no Typist Extraordinaire Wednesday. conservative than their parents. sense to vote for a president based One could spend all day guessing What they consider to be the main on his abortion stance or his what caused Bush to lose: Perot re­ issues are different than what one education stance. He/She entering the race, Bush's poor might expect. (someday), is not presiding over performance in debates, his inability I heard people say they would just that issue. We are giving the to complete a coherent sentence, or vote for Bush because, " ... he is person control ofthe whole country; doing an excellent job, " because, we have to consider every issue. Staff Memberf:"" R5man Bish, Audra Boettcher, Jaymie Burkhart, Matt his inabili ty to relate and understand " ... he is honest and trustworthy. But teenagers are not the only ones Cordes,Jen D~m.ond, Justin Dominie, Gar Donecker, Leslie Giffin, Dorian the American people. Fact is, it is Iaoonis. Mark Leiser,Rol>in'I.oiaoono, Heather Mead, Denise Moretz, Joy all just specUlation; we will never Clinton is just making campaign who do this, the majority of people O'Grady, Mike Pizzi, Greg Porter, Ian Rhile, Hope Rineholt, Sheckie, know. But most people will agree promises .• , I even heard one person vote on one issue. Christian Sockel, Dave Webb, Dave Weiss, Ange1aM. i.e:rbe. Photographer that we elected Clinton because we say, "The economy, recession, and par.e~ceUance-Rebecc4 Hyle. ' needed a change. deficit aren't major issues. " Continued on page 7 The thing that interested me the The main problem I found with most about this whole election, my classmates is that they were N mber 10 1992 . 0.. /Le The Griwy Page 7 J~------pinions tters------CAMPUS MEMO

a vague thought about doing metaphors of the structure of Price used birds and plants on the BV RICHARD P. RICHTER were here in Collegeville as international study to look into it. Ursinus's Heidelberg catechism of other panels of the base to suggest President of the College employees of our new corporate Dr. Frances Novak, Professor of 1563. other sections of Ursinus's neighbor out on Route 29, Rhone­ French, our advisor for Price wrote about his design at theological work. See if you can lNTERNATIONALIZE: The Poulenc Rorer, the majority international study, is eager to be the time that we installed the figure out the meaning of the threat of a trade war between the shareholder of which is the giant helpful. You will find her in Olin sculpture in 1983 to commemorate symbolism. US and France, currently in the French corporation, Rhone Poulenc. Hall. And you will find an array Zacharias's 400th anniversary. The LAST CALL: These are the last news, seems anachronistic in an American scientists at R-PR with of program information in Studio artist said that the front panel days for the pop-<>p show in the age when "global economy" has a command of French, I dare say, Cottagenextto Corson Hall. "The represents the theme of religious Philip and Muriel Berman Museum become a common phrase. will have an advantage in the material in Studio," says Dr. "comfort," a major theme in the of Art, works from the permanent Whatever the outcome of the emerging international culture of the Novak, "is newly housed in a Heidelberg catechism. collection. I urge those who have immediate trade issue, you can be company. cheerful glass cabinet, most "The dove [is] symbolic of the not done so to hurry over to Berman certain that you will be graduated Because ofour obj ecti ve to prepare suitable for browsing." Holy Spirit," Price said. "The for a look at this optical extravagan.za into a post-industrial environment U rsinus students for the global EN ROUTE: Crossing campus owl is symbolic of wisdom. The before it returns to storage. Some that will indeed embrace the globe. environment exemplified by R-PR, sometime, stop and look at the panel is bordered by the gathering of the works, like that by Jean This reality hit home the other Ursinus encourages you to take a front of the base of the figure of of wheat and the grape vine, Pierre Vasarely, can literally make day while I was waiting in line at semester or a year of study abroad. Zacharias Ursinus in front of symbolic of bread and wine. In the you dizzy. Others can make you the drug store at the Collegeville Study abroad can be pursued by Bomberger. On this and other center of the panel is the mustard want to weep, like Warhol's "Riot shopping center. A young couple students in any major-- yes, even panels of the base, the sculptor, seed which is likened to the in Selma." You can't beat the price in front of me were chatting away in science majors. Michael Price, gave visual Kingdom of God .• , of admission. French. It became evident that they I encourage any student with even

Letters To The Editor ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

* OIstTlbuted by Tnbune Med$8 Serv6ces * Response to Grave Dave * * * * Dear Editor: welcomes equality ofthe sexes, he's * ~~" * just insulted by people with a JI As a frequent reader of The mentality that rivals a loaded diaper. * * Grizzly, I believe that people are not being fair to Grave Dave Webb. Tyler McLaury * * Around the campus, and in the * " * paper Dave is accused of being a male chauvinist, and he really has a * * point. Dave went out on a limb in STUDENT * * his attack of those women who give * * women as a whole a bad name. I too * * have seen the women he talks about. LASSIFIEDS Ursinus has a number of them and * * high schools have a lot of them, * * also. They would rather spend their class time in their boyfriends * * beds. They like to get up in the * * morning and put on their illusion of * * beauty. Dave is just one of the few * * people who see this, hate it and have enough guts to come out and *************************** * .y something! WEEKEND SPECIAL I think that it isn't right to call Clinton Dave a chauvinist. I agree that Chicken T~E Fingers women see this issue different than Continued men. Still I have heard a lot of guys $2.95 S in different places on campus U,TMIDNlOHT BAR & GRIllE Well, I hope this did not sound laughing at Dave's views. They all 495-6945 AT THE UMERICK GOLF CLUB 495-5567 bow exactly what he's talking like a lecture, because it was about, agree with him, and they all not. It is just some of the things J.i!i i !lav;\1 can't be chauvinists too! Sure Dave I noticed and felt the need to wu a little rough in his statements, mention. Anyway, Clinton but hey, no pain no gain! I think won, Bush lost, and Quayle is Dave realizes that women are gone (fina1ly), so I guess I will have to get used to the sound of ~TfV&AR~E working hard for equality, but .R&B Plus Rock/Pop there's still a few women who are President Clinton. It has a nice ring to id, don't you think? .... IIo1ding them down. I think Dave 1 Mile N. of the limerick Exit of 422, on Lewis Rd. Page 8 The Grizzly November 10,1991 ...... ~Jl()JrtS · ········································ .. BEARS KICK MULES IN CLOSE ONE X-COUNTRY AT MACs

BY GAR DONECKER AND foot of scoring. But most of the nine-yard line. Senior running back BY DA VID WEISS the men with a 7th place showing. THE PHaA. INQUIRER first half seemed uneventful; more Dave Billitto ran the ball in for the Of The Grizzly Team scoring was rounded out by Of The Grizzly entertaining was watching the touchdown. The Bears missed the Joe Robinson (17th), Jason Harrell Muhlenberg quarterback extra point, leaving the score 6-3. The Men's cross country team (64th), Dan Bubb (71st), James The U rsinus football team played continually try to run from the And leave it they did. Both teams traveled to Rose Tree Park, the Downey (74th), Ryan Savitz (99th), Muhlenberg College on Saturday, Bears' defense, who always seemed tried, and failed, to score in the last sight of the MAC Championship and Tony Ciliberto (108th). November 7, and edged out the to be on top of him. quarter. Both teams' frustration meet this weekend. A total or 131 Despite their finish, the team was Mules 6-3. The win marked the Despite this lack of an offensive began to show late in the game, as runners, representing 23 teams, very disappointed with their first time since 1927-29 that UC (4- line, Muhlenberg scored first, at personal fouls and unsportsmanlike competed in Saturday's race. The showing. The team will get a 5, 24 in the Centennial Conference) the start of the third quarter. Picking calls were made against both teams. cold weatherdid not dampen the chance to rebound next week and has beaten Muhlenberg (1-7-1, 1- up a Bears fumble, the Mules came But the Bears kept their lead and Bears' competitive spirits as the finish higher in the standings when 6) in three straight years. back 24 yards in five plays and won a close one. team pulled through to finish 8th in they travel to Allentown College to Neither team could score in the scored a field goal. In their final game of the season the conference. David Weiss led compete in the regional meet. first half, though Ursinus came Later in the same quarter, senior next week, on Saturday, November close. The Bears missed a field outside linebacker Todd Odgers 14, the Bears play Dickinson, whom goal in the second quarter, and they intercepted a Mules' pass near they lost to last year. But a victory later pushed the ball to within one midfield and brought it back to the this year would mean a 5-5 record. ~PORT~BEAT SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 14 Men's and Women's Cross-Country at NCAA Regionals 12:00 pm Football vs. Dickinson 1:30 pm WEEK IN REVIEW Field Hockey At West Chester University last Thursday, the Lady Bears lost to WCU in double overtime by a score of 3-2. Swimming Last Saturday, the Women's Swimming team beat Dickinson College 122-83, but the Men lost 123-74. For the women, Jen Derstine and Senta Bamberger were each triple winners, and Mike Baganski was d double winner from the men. NOTICE!!!

GRlZZLY MEETINGS ARE HELD EVERY MONDAY NIGHT AT 6:15lN THE PUBLICATIONS OFFICE ON THE 3RD FLOOR OF BOMBERGER (LIBRARY SIDE). ALL STUDENTS INTERESTED IN WRITING, EDITING, OR SUBMITTING STORY IDEAS ARE WELCOME. Freshman DB John Scorsone blocks a kick in a defense-dominated game.

HARLEY'~ HAVEN

BY HARLEY DAVID RUBIN hide their ignorance from the world? night, in a down-to-the-wire game team with Brett" Scoring Machine" Sports Editor Maybe it's just me, but I don't with the New Jersey Nets. I know, Hull. It doesn't seem likely with think anyone around here has the the Nets? But they've gotten past the shoddy power-play and defense week's question: The order 0 Hey, sports fans, I love ya! right to judge the intellects of that doormat-of-the-league persona, they've been skating out there. Rebecca's bosses goes as follo However, I'm getting a little tired students, except the professors. Ned and have a group of solid ballplayers Here it is, Cowboys fans. My Mr. Drake, Mr. Stone, M. (as I'm sure you are) of a certain also believes that it's OK to be a that will almost without question official committal ofhari-kiri. The Sheridan, and Mr. Teal. Rob· weekly contributor to the Grizzly back-stabbing hypocrite and talk make the playoffs under new head Cowboys are better than the Eagles Colcord was never her boss. who keeps trying to start up about people behind their back. I coach Chuck Daly. But one loss (ouch--that hurt!). I don't know although he would have been if controversy (no, it's not me!). You hope that someday Ned hears nasty does not a season make, and I like how to explain the downfall of the hadn't gotten caught trying know who I'm talking about. Let's things about himself from someone the way the Sixers hung in there. Eagles from a 4-0 Super Bowl­ purchase the corporation via insi just call him Dead Ned. Anyway, who espouses this same belief in GOOD SIGNS: Jeff Homacek with bound team to a 5-3 team that might trading. Here's this week' I was hoping that somebody out being two-faced. 22 points and 10 assists; Hersey have a tough time winning in the C.H.O.C.R.I"Cheers" Trivi there (or Ned himself) could tell me But enough negative karma has Hawkins-21 points; Clarence first round of the playoffs. Randall­ Question: What was the title of why it is that he has attacked not been spread. On to happier things Weatherspoon-17 pts., 6 rebounds. -He'sanenigma. McMahon--Why m that Sam submitted to just women, but all students at in the world of Philly sports. Wait The Flyers, on the other hand (or not? Herschel--What happened? t ma azine and who was i Ursinus. a minute-there isn't too much great the flip side ofthe coin), have been Defense--Tired. And I still don't true author? (Hint: This is from Where does he get off calling news around for discussion. Let's in a slump for what seems to be like Rich Kotite's offensive play­ older episode.) I've got a h anyone "idiots" who would do start with the team that still has weeks. As I write this, I'm listening calling. THIS BIG, and it's got anapwri better to keep their mouths shut and plentyoftimeleft--theSixers. They to them try and improve a 3-8-3 No big news on the baseball front. all over it. Good night, Gravie. just lost their home opener Friday record against a St. Louis Blues I'll let you know as soon as I do if (Not a misprint.)