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~ - THURSDAY St!piC'IIliJer 26. 1996 ~·• .. . _ ...... ~ VOL. ,.t. • ::;)~-.-.....,:-~,..: --~-.-- ~ - VMivotes to admit

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Vlr[!llllu, lalaiJ•) ln<;titule's Board of VJsllol". \Otl!d 9 8 Sa1urday to admit women next fall, endm~ ll'i 157-year tradition as an nil-male institution. "I was not surprised by the dec1sion. hut I wa~ dio;appointed and saddened." Ann Stephens or Salem, mother of 'iecond year VMl cndc1 Mau Stephens. said. "I wou ld like to th1nl th1s would have a positive effect on \'MI." Stephens olso said -.he hope:; VMI can mt.~J..e this transition wi1h dass and be a model lor o1hcr institutwns. George McConochie, u JMU freshman history maJOr, ~aid, " I believe women will have n nega ti ve cllect on the school because there will be a loss of morole ond tlrothcrhood." But JMU 'ophumnre Alison Care}. a political sc1ence mnJor, di,agrced. She ~aid. "Women should be able 10 ,;o to VMI if they can handle it." During the pa\t' 6 ycnl"'i, VM I' s Bonrd of Vi,Hor:-. debated whether to admit ''omen or become a private in.,litulion. \'~11'., gaid Tug of war Ll . Col. M11>c Stnd:lc:r. director of public r ·I tmn'i ut VMI. Trudy Coi~Zielansk l, associate professor of media arts and design, and her canine friend Sep repaint the Cantrell The Boatd ol Vi nur,· dt.:cJSton will force Avenue Wall Tuesday morning. Co i~Z iel anskl designed and organized the painting of t he new murat. changl!s in V~tl':-. living u-:commod.uions The military school is appealtn£ to the Virp.1ntn General As,embly to receive ~tate funding for thc~c change~ I VMI supennh!n<.knt JosHih Bunting Ill}~ Clinton, Dole ad campaigns qudying the ncccssar) chan{!es 10 Cigars: A red-hot trend .tccommod~uwn-.. /\<.'cording to the Sept 22 1s~uc <.lf /'he \Ymllingtan PoJt, "Changes wage battle over drug issue blazes a smoking trail contemplated to accommodate the enrollment of \\Omen will be absolutely milllmal." by Maggie Weller affect teen-age drug use. But outside the political bickering. by Jeff Ward Burning snicJ. "Female cad~ l \ will be tre:ucd J?.Oiitical reporter ---· -.nme \Oice., say commun11ies an.• sta writer prcc1scl} us we treut male cade t ~." . President B11l CJ•nton and GOP heuer po~uioned lhan politician" 10 •·phy.,icnl chnnges 10 VMI, Bunung 'atd Brooke Sh u~ld~. C)eS half clo..ed, take~ the \:tgar from lhc presidemial nonllnte Bob Dole are "tn the w:~r on drugs. tn the Wa.,hingum Posr article, "would be man ne\t to her ancJ hats her lnshes. She bites 1he tnd oft, nd ~ l ugging It ou1 O\er 1he cJrug ''sue. One of those vorces h Joseph limued 10 10 1alhng toilet and shower l;11:ilitiel> he lights 11 tor her " How do I l ~l.:T' she :n,ks fum. gnnnms but many experts say the war on Califano, dr rector of the Nattonal tor women 1n 1he sprawling barracks' when he t nfonn~ her that she doe:;, 10 fact, tool.: £'~). drug!> needl> to be 1ou~;h 1 on the home Center un Addicuon and Substance tlonnirory and placing one-half length 'hades front, not in the pohttcalarena. The C'ene !rom the series ptemiere of Sludds' n\!w sho"' on dorm doors and windo'' s. to be dr;m n only Abuse. On ABC':- "This Wed. "ith "Suddenly Su.,un" 1s "cry dtfferent from when Lucille Ball nd The Dole comp:1ign set the drug Dav1d Brinkley" Sunday. Califano ''hen cadets are dresc;mg ... debate afire last week with a tOUf!h Vi, ian \'ancc lit up on "I Love Lucy" in the mid-19SOs Titcn. Wuh women entering an all-male school, sa1d no umoum of "huffing and the image of women .,moking ci$atS wru. shod.:ing. Ethel .and ne\\ ad targeung Clinton's character. puffing" by the two presidemial there ~~ public speculation nbout whe1hcr Lucy wore men's clmhes and, of course. a c1gar 'ymboh1.ed Thclad was Dole·!> mo\1 po101ed candidates can lake the place of "the physical standard~ should be lo~ered .for masculinity and oph1sucation. and personol attack on Clinton yet, famt ly.the school, the church and the ''omen. "There is no plan to chungc, phystcnl showing n chp from the presrdenl'!> This toll leadi ng women on "Friends" and "Seinfeld," a:. requirements for women. Stricldcr \aid. VM I neighborhood" in the drug war. well a. "Suddenly Susan" smoked cigars without the ame 1992 appearance on MTV, whl!re the "We're gomg to wm or lose th1~ has phy:;~cal fitness rcqu1remenb for cadet). president jok1ngly sa1d "sure" he implications. Cigar) still evoke 1mages of power. style and The requirements include complclmg l1ve battle 1n the fam ily.'' S::Uiifano said wealth. but today they're youthfully hip. They are one of the would inhale marijunna if given the Even Dole's sentor adviser. Bill - pull-ups, 60 sit -Up) in two ~inutes .nnd a one­ fastest growing trends in the nation. opportunity to try il again. Bennett, conceded "culture tS more nnd-n-half mtle run 10 12 mmutes. 'Then! arc Clinton swung back w 11 h an ad Once thought to be the exclusive domain ot. older n~en, numerous women who co n po s these important than politics" when it cigars now have a wide range of appeal. According to Cu:ar accustng Dole of vou ng nga1 nst comes to curbing drug use. requirement\," Strickl er said. About 40 severo.! drug reducmg initiatives. Ajicwnado magnzsne's autumn issue, this rise in popularity con rerccnt of the firM-year mule cadets usually Jollling Cali fano on "This Week The Clinton campaign nd mocks with David Brink ley,'' Bennett, be attributed largely to college sru.den~. . . don't pnss them. Junior and art history maJor L1sa Neal recently JOined Dole's new anli-drug slogan, "Just author of the best selhng "Book of an "We work with mnle cadets to help them Courtney Cox ' ~; Monica from "Friends" in the ranks of c1gu· don't do it," calling it an attempt to Vinues,'' said, "Culture is the water pass, and we plnn to do the snme for the hide "the rent Bob Dole record " smoking women. She said she had never even seen people women," he said. in which ... these l2-yenr-olds and smoking cigars casually at parties tieforc last semester. Both Clin1on's and Dole's ad 8-yenr-olds swim." JMU student David Wilburn, a freshman campaigns suggest that White House .. I was at a party a couple.. of weeks ago." Neal said, computer science major, said, "I believe there America's cultural waters are leadership, or lack thereof. and becoming rougher, and two new "Someone pulled oar a cipr.llld &hen several other people luld government policies can directly see VMI page 2 -----2 2 Thursday, Sept. 26 , 1996 THE BREEZE .... continuedVMI from:---psf--.-e-::1~------shouldn't be women at VMI. They hould have and could have gone private . J . J.J~ ." However, women should have the same opportunity, follow the same gu1dehnes and be at the same level as the men." "To the press alont, chequued Since the U.S. Supreme Coun on:tered VMlto admit women June 26, 87 as it is with abuses, the world is women have inquired about admission. VMI mailed information packets to indebted for all tht triumphs those pro pective female students who are now in high school. Strickler said. This interest from women l!i not new. About 200 women annually have which h.ave bem gained hy shown interest and requested informatiOn about VMI for several vr:u reason and humanity o~ uror Strickler !laid. and oppression." Ju lail IIJ95, VMl opened thl! Vu~ma" \\omen :. ln:omu. ~. It • ~ 1 "'''Jl - James Madison based at Mary Baldwm College, to give women a miliwy-scyle edu~:ua on. Fonner Gov. Douglas Wilder (0.) proposed the program in 1993. Editor KM!n~ The program at Mary Baldwin College, which has about 80 cadets, will Mlmttgfng trli~ Kent oet-trM continue even though women will now be accepted at VMI. "We are T~~ Roc- Wol*lbefC commiued to them financially until thas year's class graduates in 2000.'' Ads~ Trt~ey RlfC Strickler said. At that point, the Virginia General Assembly will decide who will continue funding the program. Ntcw«al abuse from their superiors. Madison Univennty and the loal Harrisonburg community. "It's a good idea [for VMI to accept women] because everyone should be Comments and complaints entitled to the same education," sophomore Shanna Nickens, undeclared, said. should be addressed to Karen VMI is located in Lexington, about 60 miles south of JMU. Bogan. editor. MIIIIIICIIddreee: Cigars The Brtt:u ~Un~~~e~l.------~~~------Anthony-~ Hall James Madison Dnlversity them. too. It wasn't like it was just even arranged a cigar dinner Harrisonburg, Virginia 228(17 one person who brought them." Sunday. Oct 13 at 5:30p.m. Tickets Due to younger smokers like are $75 and include a seven-course E-M ...... _: Neal, the cigar industry has meal and a variety of microbrews, the_ [email protected] experienced an enormous rise in ports, cognacs and cigars. sales in the past five years. Sales of With such sudden growth in the Breeze tMt: imported. premium cigars have cigar induStry, it's hard to believe the http:/ /breeze.jmu.edu jumped from 107.4 million in 1992 business was considered dying in the to an estimated 240 million in 1996. early '90s. Like many industries An IndiVidual may have one copy of Thr Brent for free. Many students who describe marketing to an older audience. All subsequent copies cost 25 themselves as mal nstream have demographics began to indicate the cents apiece. begun to smoke cigars in soeial target audience was dying off. situations. 1 But since fall I 992, sales have I Chad B<>ard, a senior health steadily increased so the supply of ln_(he flr~ez~ ---~ science maJor, srud he smokes cigan cigars cannot keep up with the occasionally. "The only time I smoke demand, according to Cigar OPINION ...... J.4 is when I drink. I don't wony about Aficioruulo. FOCUS ...... 19 inhaling them ... cigar smoke 1 Part of the problem ties in the nasty. With cigarenes, you're more STYL£...... 21 amount of time required to make a tempted to go ahead and inhale." cigar. It can take as much as two SPORTS ...... 33 The cigar trend's effect on years from seed to finished producl COMICS...... 41 Harrisonburg became apparent Nov. Also, c1gars are not mass-produced CLASS/REDS ...... 43 4, 1995, when tobacconast Peace - each must be hand-rolled, whach GEORGE AU.J!.Nieot~tri~Jing artut Pipe opened in Dukes Plaza The further hinders the production Sophomore undeclared mijor Scott BryM puffs on a clear shop offers a wide range of cigars as pro<:esS. well as cigar and pape paraphernalia. Producers may take several years Monday In front of Peace Pipe, a amoklnc ehop In HarMonburg. According to Chris Miller, store to meet the demand because they are the chemical additives of cigarettes. smokers, many students claam not In the Sept. 23 issue. the article manager, the shop has been very "Employees at D-hall spill the just beginning to compensate for the Unlike cigarenes, they do not have to have noticed a recent increase in popular among residents, and the rise in popularity by increasing the I dirt" should have read "JMU's the social stigma associated wath cigar smoking. " I haven't seen store's biggest problem, like most growth of tobacco. smoking. anyone smoking cigars lately," Dining Semces was listed as a cigar shops today, has been keeping 'hot' item at JMU in Peterson's This increased demand, coupled Many people smoke cigars sophomore marketing major James the product on the shelf. with the inability to meet that ~use it is a good way to relax and Guide to Colleges and Restaurants have begun to offer Mauk said. Universities' "What's Hot, demand, has resulted in a dramatic II bnngs them together and stimulates He would have, though, if he spuial smoking dinners that give rise in cigar prices. For example, in conversation, according to Miller. What's Not" article. The cigar lovers a chance tb enjoy their had been watching NBC's season misinformation printed about 1992· '93, one could buy a good cigar In Harrisonburg. many premiere of "Seinfeld'' last week favorite cigars as well as a gourmet for under $2. Now that same cigar restaurants, thougb not aamed Peterson 's Guide should not meal. when Elaine was put temporarily have been attributed to Dave may cost $5 , and some go for $20 or directly a! cigar smoking. have Some coffee shops offer special more. in charae of her company. On her Morretti, director of marketing. adopt~d eag ar-friendly policaes first day, she barked out some rooms where cigar smokers can Peace Pipe owner Dave Miller Establishments like Spanky's and enjoy their favorite cup of java along said many cigarette smokers have orders, kicked up her feet and ht The Breeu rtgrtts the error. P.argo's allow patrons to smoke up a cigar. with their favorite smoke. switched to cigars becau e they cagars •n the1r dtning rooms. The Joshua Wilton House has prefer the taste, which does not have But not everyone can be Despate the local suppon for cigar expected to keep up with Elaane \" J:filhBRilfZ~ 1 (P,tundax. ~ept. 1 26,1. ~6 ,3 JMU political groups go 'head to head' over election issues Young Democrats and College· Republicans debate abortion, affirmative action stands by Maggie Welter Arrinnotlve Action led the debaters to more ____ J!!!.!j_tical reporttr pomtcd remarks. asking them to spell out their candidates' pos1t1ons on the lc;suc. Redding The. Young Democrats and College s:ud. "Bob Dole and Jack Kemp ore for Republicans went head to ht'ad Monday in a economic affirmative action" Reddinst added heated and o;ometimeo; comical debate over that the poveny line should be the ba~•~ for wh1ch pany ~hould comrolthe Whnc House for .. S'"'"g c;omeone a leg up, not the coiN of one' the ~xt four ye:m. skm" In the ring for Clinton were JMU's Young McKay re~ponded by htghhghtmg Clinton·., Democrats President Jeff McKay and Director "mend 11, don't end tt.'' approach to aflirmauYe of Outrc:1ch Jamie Gregonan. oct10n. adding. ''I'm sud to admit it, but we In Dole's corner were JMU College have not revcr:.ed dhcriminution in th 1s country Rcpublicnn Presidem Jason Reddmg, und club )Ct." , member Chns Barden Near the end of the debate, Redding s.11d he The parliamentary ~lyle debate held 1n would "really like to get to the economy.'' and Warren llall was spono;orcd by the Student Gregorian enthusiastically responded, "Let's Governmem Association and the Mad1son go:· But lime restraints didn't allow for leader hip Center Jumor phllosophy/religon !\pecifics and limited the discuc;c;ion to major Jomel Angat. 3 member of JMU's Debate arguments OYer how many economists team served as moderator Campus groups. supponed or opposed Dole •s plan. including EQUAL. F1rs1 Right. National Both !iides 'hook hands und declared a -.emi­ AssociatiOn for the Advancement of Colored truce when the debate ended "It was good to People. Harmony and EARTH. asked questions ~ee you here." McKay sa•d to ReddJOg. who to which each party had three minutes to answered. "Yeah. it's always good to talk about respond. Most of the hour-long debate IAN GRAHAMistmur phlltORtaphtr the issues." centered around abortion. affirmative action ColleCe Republic.,. Jason Redding (I) and Chits Barden (r) debated wtth JMU's With such an obviously Republican and environmental issues. vounc Democms Monday over the central Issues of the 1996 presidential campatcn. audience, 1t was hard to judge which party got Surprisingly absent from the range of topics 11s message out more effectively. until the last few minutes or discussion were who will say anything for votes Dole, he said, member of Fir t Right. wh1ch supports abortion One of the few Democrats in the audience, economic issues, including Bob Dole's "always speaks from the heart." rights, asked the Democrats to jusufy Clinton's freshman poht1cal science major Carrie Brei~. proposed 15 percent across·lhe·board tax-cut. From the stan.. the odds or WIMJOg over the recent veto of the partial-birth aboruon bill. gave the Republicans credit for bemg "well which is one of Dole's main campaign themes. audience were defimtely in the Republicans' McKay responded by saying that if Chnton researched," but she said it didn't persuade her Both parties jumped right into the debate favor. More than three-fourths of the 50· or so­ had not signed the bill. a "dangerous precedent hecause 11 was "sort of slanted research. you with harsh and pointed attacks. In his opening member audience had Dole-Kemp stickers or stampeding on a woman's right to control know like the kind Rush Limbaugh uses, from statement for the Democrats, Gregorian called displayed on the1r chests. her body" would have been set. part•snn organ1zations." the Republican leadership "hateful, extreme and But the Democrats didn't seem to be Redding wao; quick to JUmp on McKay's Freshman biology major Stephanie Merk.li. a destructive," and said Dole was unfit to lead the affected by the not-so-subtle audience smckers answer. "You just h~rd was complete and total Republican, said, ''In the end, the Democrats nation. and exuberant laughing at Redding's bunk," he said, adding that the abortion process. couldn't defend Clinton's record," which forced Redding fired back for the Republicans, Republican jokes. which he described In visual tenns, "is sick and them to u~ the .. democrat safety net reference calling Clinton a "glorified game-show host" The first flairup was over abortion. A barbaric." to the polls," in the1r closing statement. Toon Time Local cartoonist, alumnus, comes to JMU Bookstore . by Courtney Crowley something I've wanted to do," Rose "The book is a good political ___..;;;c=o ntnbuting writer said. "I always read Dr. Seuss and introspective over the last three Disney books as a child, and 1t's years," Rose said. '.\ft·s a good His school days are long gone, but always been in the back of my reflection of national and state a JMU alumnus will return mind." politics." Homecoming Weekend to share his "I'm extremely happy;• he said. Due out Oct. I, "The Fun wath receot works. I'm lucky I get to do what I enjoy Pup Actjvity Book" 1s a children's John Rose. who now worts as an doing every day." activity book based on Rose's editorial cartoonist for the Daily "Cartoons that Fit the Bill," nationally syndicated activity strip. News-Rtcord, will display and s1gn published in July, is a compilation of "Kids' Home Newspaper," in which coptes of his two books at the JMU Rose's political cartoons that take a Pup is the main character. The ..Pup " Bookstore from II a.m.-1 p.m.• Oct. look at the federal government and activity book contains more than 200 5. His books are titled ·•canoons that the Clinton administration. The activities for kids ages S-12. Both Fit the Bill" and "The Fun with Pup forward to the book is wntten by books are published by Pelican Activity Book." Virginia Oov. George Allen (R), PubLishing of Gretna, La. The book signing will take place Rose caJis .. Pup" a .. must-read" before the football game. wu.b which book. "It's magical in a fun kind or Rose IS also involved. He designed 1 Vt. .:uT '1. T~h.• C.N • !.~ 1 way for kids." H~AP. 1.211\ll..t.IOI..I? • • • - the "Back 10 the 'Burg" 1 His book deal carne to life after he Homecom1ng '96 logo that will Z. Tl\ll.l.IOt-1 ~CU•G C.NC.E attended a canoonists' convention appear on the foorball program. • ~-~-TW IC.E. - and noticed that many of the Rose said he's happy to return to cartooning books for sale were JMU. " I'm always excited to be published by Pelican. Rose then coming back to JMU. It's always submitted a book proposal to Pelican. grear to see football games because Lynda Moreau. a publicist at they bring back good memories." Pelican. said Pelican has a traditjon Gayle Maga1, JMU Bookstore of publishing the work or young, tmde book buyer. saJd the bookstore conservative ed11onal cartoomsts like usually has about two book signings Rose. • I a year for local writers or JMU During the publishing process. a faculty members who have wriuen few decisions are made regarding the books. books after the initial proposal is Rose graduated from JMU in made, and they are then edited and 1986 with a double major in an and sent to P.roduction. Moreau said. art htstory. He also worked as a "The whole process takes between 18 cartoonist for The Bruu from 1982- and 24 months ... '86. He has been working as an The book sign.mg at JMU is only editorial cartoonist, graphic designer . one of many stops Rose wlll make to and illustrator for t~e Daily News· ,John Roee, a 1986 Jraduate, promote his books ul have been on Record for four years. drew tNI ecltortlll cartoon for the road every weekend since the "I guess that's always been· the Sept.18, 1985 .,..,•. begiMing of July," he said.

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HURSDAY e Opportunities 1996: University-wide career day, Convocation Center, 1-.5 p.m. e EARrn meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 400, 5 p.m. e Baptist Student Union Thursday Night Fellowship, Baptist Student Center, 5:30 p.m. e Madison Mediators meetmg, Anthony-Seeger Hall lobby, 6p.m. If given the choke bet\ften e "Desire: Eroticism in the Works of Hispanic Women beinG stack In an elwator with Writers," with Miriam Decosta-Willis, Warren Hall, Davlcl Letterman or Jar Leno, Highlands Room, 7 p.m. more adolts woakl ,...,., the e Jumor Class Council meeting, Taylor HaJJ, rm. 303, 7p.m. company of IAttennan. e Panel discussion: "Eiect1on '96-A Feminist Perspective," sponsored by EQUAL. Taylor Hall, rm. 400, Stnaet USA 7:30 p.m. EMILY CRILDR.ESS/Jn.tphics tditor e Arts and Science<~ Symposium: "Long Live the Beatles," Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 8 p.m. e Master's ~wim club organizational meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 311. 8 p.m. e Muslim Coalition meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 311 , 8 p.m. Details: Shabana or LaTaya, x7746. e Campus Crusnde for Christ meeting. Miller Hall, rm. 101. 8 p.m. e Scott Murray, Taylor Down Under stage, 8-10 p.m. Admiral's response to Texas killing Harrisonburg toddler's death sparks IFRIPAY 271 sparks Naval Academy controversy search for carrier of meningitis e "Internships and P~t-Graduate Employment." presented by department of phy!iics, Miller HaJJ, nn. 109, 3:1.5 p.m. ANNAPOLIS, Md. - When a young midshipman was State health officials are searchll]g for a earner who may accused of telling classmates she had been involved in a have mfected two toddlers attending the same preschool with e Baptist Student Union Friday Night Bible Study, Baptist love-triangle killing in Texas, Naval Academy officials a germ that can cause bacterial meningitis. One of the Student Center, 7 p.m. responded quickly, helping police arrest two suspects. . children died Saturday. e "Easy Rider," sponsored by UPB, Grafton-Stovall But even the apparently successful handling of that case "It's the first time that someone has tried to locate a Theatre, 7 p.m. and 9:30p.m., $2. is giving Adm. Charles Larson trouble. carrier . . . in my 40 years" of medicine, said Or. James Larson has had to contend with a series of crimes- from Walker of the Harrisonburg branch of the Virginia * J. Smith, Taylor Down Under stage, 8-9:30 p.m. car theft to sexual misconduct and now a slaying - since Department of Health. being brought in two years ago as academy superintendent to The disease left the other child hospitalized. The two boys polish the tarnished image of the 151 -year-old academy. were diagnosed with the infection over the weekend, but no !SATURDAY lSI Larson was chided by top Navy brass for not following a new cases have been reported, officials said Monday. e Booksale, sponsored by Friends of Carrier Library, regu lation - of which he said he was unaware - that Both children attended Minnieland Child Development Carrier Library patio, I 0 a.m.-5 p.m. required him to notify Naval crimina] investigators of the Center in Harrisonburg. Contemporary Gospel Singers, Wilson HaJJ Auditorium, killing. He called local Texas police instead. Bryce Madison Tolson, son of Troy and Barbara Tolson, e And the superintendent drew more anention to himself died of bacterial meningitis Saturday on his second birthday 4:30 p.m., free. with a strongly worded letter to Tht Baltimore Sun - which at John Randolph Hospital in Hopewell. e Catholic Campus Ministry mass, CCM House, 5 p.m. he acknowledges should have been put in a drawer for Barbara Tolson said she had taken her son to a doctor in e Coffeehouse, sponsored by Presbyterian Campus reflection before being sent - criticizing the newspaper's Harrisonburg on Thursday after he came down with a fever. Ministry. Taylor Down Under stqe, 8-I 1 p.m., free. recent coverage of the academy as biased and inaccurate. "The pediatrician said it was a viral infection," she said. William K. Mtrimow, managing editor of The Sun, "They said there has been a lot of that going around." ''Hair," sponsored by UPB, Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7 e defended the handling of the story about the Texas killing Friday. the family traveled to Hopewell to visit relative~ . p.m. and 9:30p.m., $2. and its aftermath. "We believe that the stories were accurate, Bryce continued to feel bad and "dark splotches" began thorough and fair." appeanng on his body. h1s mother said. The academy and the Pentagon played down the The family took him to the Hopewell hospital at 10:30 !SUNDAY l?l controversy and said Monday that officials, from Secretary p.m. Friday, "and by 2:30 a.m. [Saturday) he was gone," his e Catholic Campus Ministry mass, Wilson Hall " of the Navy John Dalton on down, retain full confidence in mother said. Auditorium, I I a.m. Larson, who refused requests for an interview. The second child, an unidentified 18-month-old e Catholic Campus Ministry mass, Grafton-Stovall "It's not a bi& deal," said Capt. Tom Jurkowsky, an Rockingham County boy, was reponed in good condition academy spokesman. "It's over and done with." Monday. ~.5p.m. l...arsQn, a four-star admiral and one of the Navy's most Other children and teachers who bad contact with the two e Sunday Celebration, sponsored by Presbyterian Campus respected officers, wu brought to Annapolis to restore boys have been treated with antibiotics, including the Ministry, PCM Center, S p.m. public confidence in an institution that bad been rocked by a Tolsons' older son, 4-year-old Trevor. e Lutheran Student Movement worship and fellowship, cheatin& scandal and accusations of sexual harassment. Toys at the center were disinfected over the weekend. · -=- lit~ Hall Lounae. 6 p.m. -APIDewlftader DeWIItnke --APibeWiftoder news Jenk:e

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by Sanb Owrey freedoms people encountered in the contributing writer contributing writer 1960s. ..Most of what people Graflon-StovaJl Theatre housed its own histoncal remember of the '60s actually figure Monday evening when 11 former senator and In a continuation of the Arts and happened in the '70s. There was an pres1den11ol candidate addressed the erp of the '60s. Sciences Symposium, "The '60J: emphasis on freedom of action." Euaene McCarthy, the featured speaker of this Worst The Best of Times. the of Many people renounced thetr week's Arts and Sciences Symposium, "'The '60s: The :- : me~. ' tel tuesday religions and participated in the Best of Times, the Worst of Times." spoke to a packed mornlna to dis~.ouss the religious social unrest. "People of the '60s, theatre 1n a session which Included a short question- diversity of the period myself included, were aspiring and-answer period. . The panel cons1sted of John hippies," Burford said. "We had the McCarthy began his humorous look at topiCS Grace, director of Catholic Campus clotheJ, the music. the Grateful defimng the '60s by saying the era was indeed the best Ministry. Grace Burford, professor Dead before they were cool." and worst of times. "The decade of the '60s led to a of philosophy and reliaion, and Burford's wanted to dispel the mistrust of the military. mistrust of the administration Daniel Perdue. professor of mylh that hippies discovered drugs. and a miStrust or the press," McCarthy said. philosophy and rtliaion. Each panel Philosophers were into learning (McCarthy sel'\'ed as a U.S. senator from 1958· '70 member di~cussed their '60s about mind·altering drugs to see after servmg in the House.of Representatives from experiences and views on the what they could learn from being in 1948-1958 But he also made a h1ghly pubhc1zed, rtligious and polillcal movement. a higher state. "Some American~ unsuccessful bid for the Democratic nomination 1n the Grace began the session by who used this method or 1968 prestdential race. With this year's Democratic discussing his childhood. "The '60s enlightenment really wanted to Convention 10 Chtcago, the press is still talking about were my influential yea~." Grace make a connection wnh Eastern the 1968 Democratic Convention in which sald. Goins through junior high and cultures." she said. "McCarthy's Millions,'' radical '60s youth, clashed high school in that decade, he noted Perdue stressed the 1960s were a with Chicago police the changes that occurred, especially time of "doing what we were told McCarthy is not to be confused with Sen. Joseph in the Catholic religion. This not to do, especially in politics, McCarthy, who attempted to purge the U.S. State included the advent of Vatican ll, study and religion." Many political Qepartment of those he believed to be communists. the most recent mterpretatlon t>f the events of the '60s embodied In 1976. he bid for the presidency again, this lime teachings of the Catholic Church. religious defiance. The Cuban as an independent candidate. McCarthy Is the author "Vatican II offered another way Missile Crisis in 1962, the of 16 books, including a book of poetry and three of being. ''The world cannOl survive assassination of John F. Kennedy in children's books. "McCarthy is a true Renaissance on its own - theChurch has to 1963 and the masses of people who ANNE KNOXIstaff photogrophlr man," David Jeffrey, associate provost of~ College change," Grace said. Grace, as well were asked to join the army in 1964 said Former MMtor Mel 1.988 preeldentlal cMdldate of Arts and Letters. as the other speakers, emphasized a led people to refuse to follow the McCarthy spoke on "the time of radical change" very strong ideal of community. Eacene McC.U.y related Ida '60s e.qMNtencel to Burford spoke· about the see PANELJSTS page 11 0enenrt1on X at Grafton-Stovall TheatN Monday ni&Jrt. see MCCAR'THY page 11

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I •• I f THE BREEZE' Thwsday, Sept. 26, 1996 9 Sixties Symposium Yoga expert probes religious beliefs by Chris Niedoer added, "I don' t agree with all of rus teachings. simple: Truth is one. but paths must be achieve a clear state of mind, but Satchidanada especially I think he makes too few distinctions individual. I feel it is great for young people to refused. according to Satchidanada. contribwing writ~r in his religious philosophy However. f like hear someone like this - to hear that happiness Satchidanada called drugs. espec1ally LSD, A near-apacity crowd seeking the spiritual hearing opposing views from my own. I comes from within is a powerful message to the "qu1ck fix for complex problems. Study10g side of the '60s caught a gHmpse of it Thesday encourage everyone to seek the truth. It's nice someone of any age group." and controlling the mind takes years." He ni&ht at Grafton-Stovall Theatre. that JMU brought In the spirit of teaches yoga and combines physical exercise, The Rev. Sri Swami Satchidanada, founder someone like " openness, breathing exercises. a healthy diet and and spiritual director of Satehidanada Ashram· Satchidanada. (t We should stay loyal to Satchidanada also chantings. He said his followers can achjeve a Yogavllle in Buckingham, and one of the gives us a chance teaches. "We clear and clean mind by practic1ng these preeminent yoga reachers in the West, to have an honest our own religion because no should stay loyal to activities da1ly. addressed the crowded theatre. exchange of our own rehg1on, Another key component of his teachmgs is Whether or not audience members agreed 1.deasnfor.Tation and religion is better than any because no religion that people must find thetr own true natures to with Satchidanada's philosophy, he evoked 1 IS better than any be happy. He warns against finding temporazy o:trong reactions from them. Purvis said he h d h · ll other and each is happiness. Only a clean, clear mind, motivated Some students reacted favorably. "I thought ''used really good Ot er an eac lS equa y equally true. There by uncondition\1 love will help people be he was incredible," sophomore philosophy and analogies, and he Th , l h is only one truth happ~ human beings. "Unconditional love is religion maJor Ashley LaPlante said. "Everyone communicated true. ere lS On y f:Jne trut and only one God. Ood" is a phrase Satchidanada left with JMU should hear h1m speak. his message very · There is also only students. '11lere is a wholeness about his philosophy clearly.". and vnly one God. There is one relationship Kevin Sheahan, a sophomore geology major. that really appeals to me," LaPlante said. "What Satch•danada's bet ween humans, enjoyed the speech,' but had some critic1sm as he teaches transcends time and cultures, and he main mess_age is also only one relationship and that is well. " 1 disagree with his assessment of was simply a wonderful and interestmg person that ..truth IS one. brother/sister." religions. I feel that it is the fringes of religions Lo listen and learn from." pat.hs are many." beween humanS and that z's Satchidanada has that may be the same. Satchidanada was a featured speaker in this Usmg an analogy. , associated with "We should all love one another is central to year's Arrs and Sciences Symposium Sarchidanada b h ./ . " people hlce Pope a ll major religions, but the cores are very discussing the role of the 1960s. and argued that while rot ert SlSter. John Paul Ill and djfferenL Christian1ty and Islam and Buddhism s~incally , how the East metrhe West during all may crave the Dah Lama, a have very different core beliefs on what is the those troubled times. Satchidanada v1ewed the food, people do c . Rev. Sri Swami Satchldanada Buddhist leader, nature of Ood." '60s as a time "of chaos. the Vietnam War, the not enjoy the founder of Satchidanada Ashram-Yogaville but he told the Satchidanada has authored many books and draft and many disappointments of the young taste of the same audience stories of contributed to holistic health by using yoga to people of the time." food. In the same way, all need spiritual his friendship with Dr. limolhy Leary and bow treat hean disease, cancer and AIDS. He has Other students objected to some of nourishment, but people may go to different drugs were often the medicine but never the also received the Martin Buber Award for Satchidanada's teachings. "I don't agree with places to receive their nourishment remedy for the '60s generation. Outstanding Service to Humanity, the everything he says, but he opened my mind to a Anna Adolphson. a student growing up in Leary, a psychologist and Harvard Humanitarian Award of the Anti-Defamation different way of thought." Victoria Purvis s&Jd. the '60s who traveled from Fairfax County to University professor and reknowned LSD user. Leaaue of B'nai B' rith and the Everts Loomis Junior"j>olitical science major Dan Logie hear Satchidanada speak. said , "The key is tried to convince Satch1danada to use LSD to Peace award.

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Kennedy, SG .a he hopes to ~one m the fu1ure. consumpOOII of alcohol1n Duke Hall at 12:•s p.m. Robert Kennedy and Manin Luther King Jr., " rtporur FJowero; became the student representative Sept. 21. contnbuted to th is feeling. Also. th1s was a time The Board or vi .. IIOrs' ~tudent repre<,entatille after tzOmtt through an application process in • A student was charged Judicially With underage when Democrats lost 1ntegnty becau\e they addressed 1he Student Government AS'iOCIIlllon the spn ng. She applied in May and was consumptJOO near Grace and South Mwn streets at operated on flexible ru les. and Congress Tuesday, wh1 le senators continued learning mterv1ewed bv live administrators, last year's 10:5-t p.m. Sept. 21 . reorgamzed t>O everyone hnd power and no one about senate procedures. SGA p r c~Jden t and last year's student earned respons1bihry. Faithen Flowers. student representative, rcprescntauve. She then had an inlerview w1lh Underage POSHIIIon of Alcohol Another defining aspect of the '60s was the discussed with the ~enate the purpose or the the Board of Vi~1 10rs. • Non·studen1 Shaun P. Brown, 19, of Spnngfield, Vietnam War. "Th1s wnr didn't make sense nnd hoard and her role on 11 'The Board or V1s11ors Also at the meeung, 1n another round of was arrested and charged With underage posseSSIOn got worse as it went along," McCarthy said. is over the administration." she told the trtuning for new senators. Treasurer of alcohol In Frederickson Hall at 1:07 a.m. Sept. 21 McCarthy disc.:u-.sed the role of television a!i ~eruue . 'They oversee the acu on ~ Andy Sorenson explmned the a threat to the polit1cal process. "Television and decisions" of the financ1al accounts SOA Number of drunk In public charges SlllCe Aug. 27: 20 lives between greed and fear," McCanhy sa1d. administration. controls. Number of parking tickets Issued between Sept. 17 Because government can regulate the TV " A lot of students The SOA reserve and Sepl 23: 1165 industry or even force networks to pay for don' t know the account, used licenses. TV networks are constantly trying to Board of Visitors fo r capital Panelists ___ ple:ue both Republicans and Democrats The exists or it has a expenditures result is a vicious circle. student member.'' like computers. continiJfld from Plii(Je 1 A prime example of th1s circle is TV Flowers. a senior is money that generation before them. networks letung Bob Dole respond to Pres1dent management major. has been "Americans became a polar society, Bill Clinton's State of the Union address. "The said. allocated to SOA bifurcated into hippies and hardhats, antiwar president has always given a State of the Uruon Because of this, but was not spent in and prowar," Perdue said. Like Grace, he address," McCarthy said. "Adams didn't speak Flowers said she wants to the past fiscal year. Senate emphasized community. "The '60s came upon after Washington's, and Jefferson didn' t attend student organization meetings. approval is required to use these us all and we became like one. We went mad respond to Adams'." including SOA. " I want to stay abreast of funds. he wd. together." Durina the question-and-answer session issues, concerns and problems and sum these up Front-end budgeted organizations have In the questiOn-and-answer session following McCarthy's speech, audience to the board," she said. '1lle board is eager to access to the reserve account. SOA determined followina the lecture, students contrasted members asked McCarthy about pos1live hear what's going on." the budgets of these organizations in April. today' s job market with that of the 1960s. aspects of the '60s. "We made many positive This year the Board or Visitors w1ll pay A second account consists or interest on the "I thought the poinl about job security was advances in the '60s: Medicare, Medicaid, civil attention to developments in the proposed reserve account. These funds are in a money important," said Adam Johnson. a junior rights . .. especially in c1vil riJhts," he said. General Education curriculum, problems market account at a 4.6 percent interest rate and integrated science and technology major. Jack Gentile, associate professor or associated w1th the growth or JMU and changes are ava1lable to use toward items that will People could go around and do their own thing geography. is one of many faculty members that occur with affinnative action, Aowm said benefit a majority of JMU students. Sorenson and know jobs were wailing for lhem. We don't who attended the speech. "McCarthy is a When discussing these issues. Aowers said said these funds were used last year to keep have that today, so many people are fighting for brilliant man," he said. "I can see why so many she won't take a personal stand but will convey Carner Library open' 24 hours during final the few jobs available." people, especially thinking people, were the opinion of the students. "I will take the exams. Mary McNun. a freshman undeclared major, inteteSted in what he had to say about the '60s." pulse or the student body and make sure the Lefl over money from front-end budseted said, "It was a very informative seminar that Senior social sciences major Jeff Sprague board hears both sides and aives them o rganizations is placed in a contingency taught me many new things about the '60s, said, "That was an excellent speech .. It was feedback." account. 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A "grateful-AAA" pat to the two awesome Greeks who helped me change my flat m Z-lot last week. Sent in by an appreciative student who owes you VMI makes only logical move both a trip to Burger Kmg. hen Virginia Military Institute's Board of school will undergo minimal changes when women first Visitors voted Saturday to admit women to enter in 1997, that strong 157-year military tradition Don. .. W the all-male academy, it made the only logical should not tarnish. West Point, the Naval Academy and decision. the Air Force Academy aU admitted women more than A ''poison-cheesecake" dart to the Steakhouse for The Supreme Court had already ruled the school had 20 years ago, and all three institutipns still garner great to either admit women or give up its state support and respect from Americans. the meager servings, poor service and shrinking salad become a private institution. Because privatizing the Expanding an admissions policy to include women bar with no rolls! I can see why you haven't been too school was not financially feasible, the board's verdict does not need to lower admissions standards. Nor does crowded lately. . essentially had already been it need to lower internal standards among the cadets. Sent in by a perturbed student who will go to Taco decided. Women will face the same fitness Bell next time she wants good value and a pleasant But the board's 9-8 vote to admit "A soldier standing on challenge as men: five pull-ups, 60 dining experience. women to the country's last male-­ sit-ups in two minutes and running only military college follows more the battlefield should be a mile and a half in 12 minutes. than just financial logic - it And women should be follows eommon sense. able to look at his required to match these standards. Poe... The 1,200 s:;adets at VMI each comrade with the A soldier standing on the deserve a college experience that battlefield should be able to look at will best prepare them for military confidence that he or his comrade with the confidence An "Audubon-Society" pat to the two students life if they choose to enter the that he or she is physically able to who found a bird with a broken wing late last anned forces, but none of them can she is physically able to support him in any way necessary. Thursday night and left it wrapped in a towel at the receive a complete military support hzm. ... " Whether that fellow soldier is male front door of an animal hospital. education without the presence of or female should not affect their Sent in by a student who appreciates the extra care women . confidence in each other's abilities. shown to a grounded flyer. . ~ Because every branch of the U.S. military enlists But if a military man has spent four formative years women, these cadets will eventually serve alongside the believing women are not good enough, strong enough opposite sex. Shouldn't they learn to work with women or capable enough to attend scho9l with him, why during their initial training rather than in a real-life should he believe they are good enough, strong enough Don... military situation? To function effectively, they must and capable enough to serve in the military with him? learn to trust and respect thejr peers - both male and He has no foundation for interacting with his fellow female. women military members unless be has learned to work A "spare-my-lungs" dart to the staff members and Supporters of continuing the school's all-male with them from the beginning of his training. administrators who think it's cool to smoke inside tradition say admitting women will undermine the Next year when VMI admits women, it will finally JMU's office buildings and to those who allow it to school's rich 157-year tradition of producing male 1 catch up with the rest of the military world. take place. citizen soldiers. But 157 years ago, men didn't share the Sent in by an annoyed smffmember who has bener battlefield with women who were their ranked equals or The house editorial ~fleets the opinion of the editorial things to do than get cancer. even their superior officers. board which consists ofthe editor, managing editor and And if VMI officials fulfill their promise that the the opinion editors. Poe...

A "free-at-last" pat to the UREC worker who released me from nightmarish incarceration in the deep, dark bowels of the new UREC buiJding. Sent in by a student who took a wrong turn trying to reach the pool and found all the doors locked behind him. THE BREEZE Thursday, Sept. 26, 1996 15 Cross examining the crosswalk issue .vers tak approaches. He, too. moseys across as though St d t .c. d only available time. Now the studeniJ tie up the Dn e unaware of the 30 or 10 cars and trucks on u en s IOrce crosswalk five mornings a week. either side of him. Cars and bUCks with people I've w in traffic on a Tuesday momiq for in them. Peopte who ttave places to go, people I·n~iury IS-20 minutes while students cross South Main a Iterna te routes to see, tbinp to do. But we wait. to Wei·gh U Street I tell myself to be pcious. These students • th t d • 1' v"e observed motorists bec:ome so enraged to escape t raffi C have cluses to get to. which are just as WI ar IneSS that they engaae in a game of chicken with the important to them as getting to work is to me. pedestrians. The motorists and the pedestrian t's a bright, clear momlna at the end of But, for the most pan, they don't appear to be he crosswalk In ITont of Anthony-Secger will stare at each other and dare the other one to Auaust. I wake up an hour before I actually in any hurry to get there. As a matter of fact, on Hall is a terri ble reflection of JMU's bhnk. I have to do anything. Shuffle downstairs to morrungs I am particularly hurried, they almost Tsuccess. Let me explain. The motorists complained to their t~e coffee maker, find my favorite mug - a appear to be deliberately taking the1r time, to When I came to JMU in 1984, the representative government to do something. In 11ft of handmade pottery from a friend - and show me that they can take all the ume they Communication Arts Department wu housed response to public pressure, the city council did head out to the back deck. In the distance, want and rhat I must, by Jaw. wail for Their in Anthony-Seeger Hall. The building still had the only thing that it could do, which was plan Musanutten Mounllln stands distinct against Highnesses to cross. seats for small children in the classrooms. and it to close the crosswalk. the clear sky and the still-dewey pasture To be fair, I must say that on a few mornings looked and felt very much like an elementary The city wasn't going to pay for a tunnel or a sparkles. The mare plods thirstily toward our - two, to be exact - out of the three years school building. The Youns Children's pedestrian bridge. JMU cenainly didn't have small pond, her filly scampering behind darting I' ve been Program was sull the money. and the legislature, which barely ahead. circling back to her mother. • wortina in the buildina. supports institutions of h1gher learning, I agree with the spirit of B. G. Jeffries' downtown, a and even the air certainly wasn't going to pay for either of these words in Family Ruttipts: Th~ Household student has was filled with options. Guitk or Domestic Cyclopedia ( 1902). 1be graciously the excitement of To protect the students, JMlJ hu done the breakfast table Is not a bulletin board for the signaled a ''thank youna children's only thing it can do, which is to force students curing of horrible dreams and depressing· you" to me. For E vo1ces. I believe to the crosswalk at Grace and South M1in symptoms, but the place when: a bright keynote some reason, that the stop tiaht Streets for the day lsstruck." made all the even worked. Will the students take the few extra steps and It is for this reason that I do not discuss the difference. I did 0 Eventually it was time to make the adjustments to arrive at or biUs, problems with the kids or the leaky faucet not mind waitins. chansed to a leave from Anthony-Seeger Hall to make their first thing in the morning. I also do not listen to For that student. F blinkina yellow neJit destination? the news. It was noc always this way. I used to I've often F light. That's the big question. listen to a news station during my 25-minute thought a simple Some 12 yean In this drama that is unfoldina before our commute from Mount Sidney to downtown "WallciDon't Walk" signal for the pedestnans later. the building has been modified, mansled. eyes, the responsibility bas dramatically shifted. Harrisonburg. But I found myself getting accompanied by a traffic liaht for the drivers molded, reshaped and re-chaired, and it still Many years ago, I looked up the Viflinja Code aaitlled -at Congress, at the pn:sident, about would be the easiest solution for all. Like a looks like an elementary school bulletins. The on crosswalks. the latest rape, murder or war. tripped-type traffic light. The pedestrian would Young Children's proaram ------As I remember it, if a That's no way to start the day. nme enough push a button at the curb. After a two-minute moved and some other things '' person is in the crosswalk, the for that later, along with the phone calls, project delay - enough time for some more walkers to changed as JMU enrolled I've observed automobile has to stop. If a deadlines, disaareements and other stresses of accumulate- the traffic light would turn more students. One big car hits a person in that the day. I push my favorite album of Celtic yellbw to red. The sipal would say ... Walk," change was the number of motorists become crosswalk, then It is the music into my car' s CD------the walkers would cross and students crossing the st:reet. driver' s fault. (Of course player. The pipes and fiddles , , the light would chana~ apin. 1 provide the perfect score for • • • they Can But I know solutions Uke ar!'\~ =h~~!~a= so enraged that tbe~:epee::!~=~ into the the scenery of the that are... always more school of media arts and they engage z'n a traffic at no crosswalk and Shenandoah Valley take all the time complicated than they appear. design. Psychology offers its getS hit, it b the pede$trian's meadows, woods and aeotle Enaineers must be hired, large introductory course in game oif chz.cken fault, not the driver (assumina hills - even on quick-paced t J t studies conducted and monies the Anthony-Seeger Hall the driver was goina the Interstate st. wan . . . mus , appropriated auditorium on Tuesday and • correct speed Umit, etc.). Pulling off at the Port b [ fi For now. I've resorted to Thursday with two or three Wlth the Wb.al's the solution? Lona Republic Road exit. my mind Y QW, Wait Or changin& [nY route to work. sections of 200-plus students , , term, the most obvious is to turns to the tasks ahead of me After the first few frustrating exchan~ng every hour and pedestrians. move the classes out of today - phone caus to Their Highnesses mornings of this academic fifteen ounutes. Anthony-Seeaer. Move Mike, appoinunents to keep, 1 , year, I checked the city street If you haven't done so, you offices into Anthony-Seeser wianments due ... I head tO CrOSS. map. Now I aet off 1-81 at need to watch. the student procession, either that are administrative in nature that don't toward South Main Street U.S. Route 33 and take from the sidelines or from a car (I have seen it require much student or pedesb'ian traffic. This and notice there's more Cantrell Avenue. It' s a few from both sides). The students, like lemmings, will take time to orchestrate and fmance. traffic than usual . Then I remember today is the more miles and takes a few more minutes, but wiU parade across the crosswalk without fear of For the short term, we can only hope that first day of school for JMU. which reminds me the reduction of stress is worth it. the traffic. calm heads prevail. It Is the success of JMU that ,students will be crossing the street at There have been harsh words (well, yelling They will neither slow down nor speed up, that has contributed to this problem. Antbony-Seeger Hall. and cursing) from those on both sides of this but walk at the necessary speed to get them to Hopefully, everyone (students and non­ Oh well, I think. Maybe it's not as bad as 1 issue.. neither app11e0tly realizing this is hardly their next destination. This ties up traffic on students) will Ulie the extra time to cross remember. I come to a stop behind the rrfth car they way to win friends and influence people. I Tuesday and Thursday. legally at the comer when the light indicates. before the crosswalk. Two students make their would rather the people of the city and those of This fall, the school of media arts and design One injury is not worth the few steps saved way acroaa and traffic moves apin. But only the univenity woik toaether toward a solution. changed its course offerings to three sections of by crossing in the wrong place at the wrong three of the cars ahead cross the walk before we For gncioumeu' sake. courses on Monday. Wednesday and Friday time. are aaain halted. A female student has placed beginning at 9 a.m. with 100-plus students ------her foot onto the surface of the strett ~ sbe l..llonM AtUtin il a resitkfll of Mount Sidney changing on the hour. G~org« C. Johnson, is th~ dlr~ctor of the strolls past the first Jane, another lone student and worlc.J in Harrisonburg. The schedule was changed because it was the school for mU.iD arts cl tksign.

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'She Said' column misrepresented boredom. lack of food, water and appropriate shelter, and The Office owner's quote regarding phy 1cal abuse. role of females In modem society Some circus-goers will write us off as being "radicals.. and JM's Bar and Grill out of context re!lon to beliefs that human animals are superior and therefore To the Editor: have the right to use other animals as they please. There are To the Editor: I read it, but ~ could not believe it So 1 read it again, and some, though. who wiiJ realiz.e animals used for entenainment do In the artacle about bars. tatted ''A Campus Quest" in the guess what. It sa1d the same thmg I'm referring to Allison live pamful. lonely lives. Sept. 16 issue of The Bruu. R.C. Woodall wrote a section about Browne's "~he Said" column m Monday's Bru~. • The issue isn't about who has the right to amprison and abu<;e TheOrfice . Acc~rdmg to Allison. all womyn have to do to make 1t in our others or wh1ch is the most mtelligent species. It is about nght In the article, I was quoted as saying our bar "is a place to \()Cicty IS ban our fake eyelashes or lick our lips and smile. She and wrong It is wrong to mOtet suffering on any hving bemg. dance and have fun and be clean. not like JM's." I feel the quote po•nts out that our true struggle doesn't begm until we are was tnlcen out of context. and I simply meant that I did not want members of'The first Wive5 Club." lo have the problems JM's had in the past. I would like to CoJie~e-age womyn hnve a lot to deal with. One tn four apolog11e for the quote and wish the best to the new owners at womyn w11l be the victim of rape or nuempled rape by the time JM's ~hey grnd~ate. Images of Kate Moss. who looks like she belongs Michael A. NlchcUe 10 a Bo n1a refug~ camp. h~ve contributed to an alarming rate of owner of The Oflk:e young womyn wtth eatmg d1~orders. We even have an idiot right here at JMU who sends darts to The Bru:.t because he feels some "girls" aren't choosing the appropriate \lutfil. So \is. Browne, if that's your real name. before you "II down to wnte )our nut column. remember. you are rep~nting two­ and-a-half bilhon individuals. This is your rude awnkenmg. The~ creatures are removed from their natural surroundings. many .ue beaten 1nto submission and tortured to perform. Sherlonda Clarite Documented v1deo footage and veterinary accounts reveal sick or senior InJUred animals forced to perform - food and water being mau communication withheld - wh1ps, chains and bullhooks bemg used excessively -animals performmg out of fear of being punished. In the wild, elephants do not stand on each other's backs. bears do not ride Some circuses abuse, neglect their bicycles, liaers do not jump through fire. Alternatives eJust - circuses that do not enslave animals - animals for audience's entertainment carcuses that teach childre'n that people worlung together and perfecting special talents can perform amazing feats and To the Edttor: entertaining shows. Examples: Circus Oz. New York: Circus .The Roberts Brothers Circus was recently in Shenandoah, and Smirkus, Greensboro, Vt.; Nexus Circus, Atlanta; Pickle Family several people distributed information about animals forced to Circus, San Francisco; Le Cirque du Solei I, Quebec, Canada. perform for human entertamment. We hope to increase awareness of the pain circus animals Andrea Bauch endure from isolation: confinement. traveling in hot boxcars, rnldent of Sheundoah

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Students observe Jewish holy day Yom Kippur

by Kim Copeland completely C\!nter one' thought!. on God and ____...; £..:.:'O.:.:.II.:.:..;Irl blll1118.1!:,nt t r the amponance of this day. "SolemnHy is an 1mponant clement ol Yom group_o~ studems ~a~ around a table Kippur, as it is the mo t holy day of the Jev;ish demoh hmg ton of plZUI. the1r smiles calendar:· Hecht s:ud. Many Jewish student!> on A telling all. They had ju!>t gathered campus d1d not attend cia o;es on Yom K1ppur together to celebrate the breaking of the fast to main tam atutudes of reverence. Hecht srud. after obscrvmg Yom Kippur. Mallah sa1d a number of his friends who Yom Kappur as sometimes called the day of attend colle~es in the Nonh. where there is a atonement ft is o Jcwash hohday of repentance larger percentage ol Jey. 1sh believers. do not and reconciliation between man and God. nnd a have classes on Yom K1ppur nr Ro!>h Hashana. day of forgivenes~ betv;een man and hi!> the Jew1o;h new year. neighbor. Fre~hman Jordan Mullah. who is Many univer:.iues do not hold classes on Jev;ish. !IJid Yom Kippur "1' a day to thinl of these two days. just ao; they do not hold classes how to better youN~If. a da) to put thmgs in on Christmas or Easter. the two most signslicant ( pcr;pccuve " • doys of the Christion calendar. Yom K1ppur began at sundown Sunday. and B'nai B'mh Hillel member junior Laurie ended nt sundown Monday. According to the Stillman elaborated on the Yom Kippur ~;Crvice Jewish calendar. Yom Kippur~~ the lOth dny of she and other Jew1"h students attended Monday LAURA SOULAJV.rtaff photogruphtr tile Hebrew month cnlled Ti~;hn at the Beth El con~rcgauon on Old Furnace Several members of B'nal B'rtth Hillel, the Jewish student organization, gathered at Members of B'na1 B'nth H1llel. the Jewash Road m Harri onburg. Mr. Gatti's Pizza Monday night to break their day-4ong fast of Yom Kippur. student organization on campus. fasted from A Yizkor serv1ce w~ held as a part or the • sundown to sundown to focu~ on the solemnity traclitional \Crvice "Dunng four holidays of the of the Jew ish month Tishn. included a gathering at Mr Gatti's P1zza ... or this day. Fasung IS a lr.!dllional \\ ay to focus Jewi h calendar. Y11kor 'iervices are held to The days between these hohdays are called Monday night for the traditional "breakang of one's mind, sa1d B'naa B'rith Hillel presidem. honor the memory of those who have died." the Week of Atonement During this time ol the fast" junior Suzanne Hecht Belie"ers also fast in Stillman explained. reconciliation and relationship mending. Jewash Their celebration represented the new remembrance ot ancestors who starved in the In addition to the solemnny of the day. there believers attempt to "~t th1ng!) 'traaght in one's beginning every Jew receives after this holy descns of Egypt. IS also an element of celebration as Yom life. to forgive and be for&iven," Mallah sa1d. day. About 30 Hillel members were there to Jews forgo temporal concerns like eating, K1ppur signilie!. a new begannmg. Yom Kappur B'nai B'nth Hillel students celebrated the share the meaning or Yom K1ppur and to and sometimes bathing. in an auempt to falls 10 day~ after Rosh Hashan:1, the llrst day end of Yom Kappur in many ways One celebrate a new begmning

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stories and photos by American larm tl J l p and "mite" reach rhe rop of thl' ca\ e 11.., European predccc~ t 'omcday). Cavern<, can be found nil Christine Yesolltls unique n~pect ol tl11 iJill, over lhe area, so rhere are plenty to however. tl> the su1ff. F.uch home hu'i choose from. Luray Cavern~. located nt Pnrents' Weekend procedure goc'> co~tumcd anterpreter'> who explatn the exit 264 oft lnrerstate 81, features rhe somethang ltke thts. the preceding lifestyle. culture and workang~> of the "Grear Stalacpape Organ," filling the week ,., \penr cleantng rhe !> Utte, fann cavern with an eene, haunting music residence hall room or npanment of all resonating from the cave's natural trash and tell·tale beer cnns. Then. the The Art Major Parent fonnarions. folks arrive at 8 a.m. Saturday, ready Although fine art is not often Another well-known cave cham io. to begin the dn)' wath a hearty a\SOCtnted with the Valley. the local EndJes... Caverns in New Marl.et This brealfa'>t at 0-hall. after all, Dad Mennonite communit) ha ... tnsptred cave, like Luray Cnverns, fe atures n:a~ons. it i~ all-you-can-eat. Then the one of A menca 'l> moM celebrated many interesting formations shown day's festt' iues begm. anists, P Bud.Jey Mu'>'> And many of under natural lighttng. A more The tour of what's new on campus her p:unungs are on dt Hampshire and the fabulous faeld depa ct the ~imp le lifestyle'> of The Nature-Loving Parent show Then there '<; dinner at one of Mennonate and Amish people. and her Harnsonburg's many fine eateries, Whether parents enjoy an long strokes and delicate watercolors invigorating hike through the Blue crowded with other parents and depact a unique vtew of nature. students nrguing about the same thing: Ridge Moun taans or just want a The museum tS a lavonte stop for letsurely stroll through some preuy grades. many parents, and is conveniently Students do ha,•e a choice. though. scenery. the Shenandoah Valley alTer.. located next to the Waynesboro an outdoor !letting for everyone They can spend Parents· Weekend Vtllage fa ctory outlet. The outlet smiling and noddin'g when Mom asks For the les:. physically active, center doesn't have as many stores as Natural Bridge, abour 15 miles south oh-so-annocenrly, "So, how 's 'that the many outlet malls in Wilhamsburg, chemimy class going?" Or, they can of Lexington, is a good place to vistt. but it doeo; feature such well-known disrrnct thear parenrs by removing them The path leading to the bridge and '>!Orcs a'> Ba'>s. Westport and Bugle beyond to the waterfall a:. barely a from campu~. which no doubt reminds Boy them of that "hole grnde thing. slope, paved with gravel and strewn The quesuon i'l, ''Whert do l>tudenh with benches for relaxing or ju~l suung The Goology Major Parent take their parents to ger away from the in awe of one of the seven narural 1 After taking a geology class, wonders of the world. At night, a light 'Burg " Well. the Shenandoah Valle) students may want to take their parents and music show beneath rhe brtdge (above) The Lost River at Natural Brtdge Is so called because Its i~ full of di tracuons for all types or to n cave nnd ~how off newly gained pnrenrs. accompantes the biblical :;tory of source and destination have never been found. knowledge of stnlagmue .. (the cave creation. (below) A " resident" of the lrtsh fann hems a piece of linen. The History Major Parent fonnauon'> that fonn from the bouom Smce Natural Bridge is a little more Parents who are anto vasutng old houses and learnmg about past prestdents have a lot of places to choose from. Of course. abour an hour away off Interstate 64 is Monticello. the home of Thomas Jefferson. While some home tours can get a liule redious and even boring, Monticello doesn 't fall inro that category. Jefferson. an addiuon to bemg a founding farher, was also .1n architecr and an inventor. and his home is filled whh the culling-edge technology of his umc; One example is the "dumb wauer," so called because it's not a human waater at all, but a pulley ·ysrem . The dumb waiter is a sbaft from the wine cellar tn ahe basemenr to the dining room. To partake of the evening's libations Jeffer'ion and hi. gue~ls JU't had to pull on a rope to gel the be~t bottle or wme In the house Just up the mountain from Monticello \its Ash Lawn. the home of fonner ~ident James Monroe. While tt' ~ not as spectacular us Jefferson •s home, u·, peaceful and quier and a great place to have a ptcnic lunch. Another great tourbt spot of hving hastory is the Museum of American Frontter Culture in Staunton. off lnterstare 81 ar exit 222, only a half an hour awny. The museum is an especially interstmg history exhibit because u is actually· a reproducrton of four d1ffcrent farms. an 18th·century German farm; an 18th-19rh century Scotch-Irish farm ; a 17th-century Engli h farm; and a 19th-century l<:lJ~ r~------TH_E_B_~-E-ZE__ Th _~__y. _&_pL-26_._19-80--~ ~- AR6NTS! ·a~ted. While the~e a~e p le niy :; off the b eate~ path.

I(! than 111 hour a way, planning an nil­ Many troils provade nn invtgorat•ng II day tnp mtght be a good tden. ft' s nlso autumn hil..c, nnd Skyland and Big .o con,c:nicnt, because the pnrk offer~ u Mendows Lodges offer full !.erv1ce nt padagll ucket whtch includes a trip to re'ilaurants without the long hnes of IC the t-;awrol Bridge Wax Museum and \ludenrs and parents in Harrisonburg It! Fu .:ll'r~. as well as the Natural BriJgc Since there's nothing better than u cup ·c Cn,~·m or sptced apple cider nfter a cool d11y tl \\ htlc the formation\ nrc not :~:o of h1k1ng, each lodge also ha\ a "top .,~ctac.: u la r as many of Virgmia':. mme rtKlm" featuring nightly performers is marlet;.•d cave:~. it's one of the dc:cpe' t is on the Ea\t Coa.c;t and e"en lxla,ts a The Shenando3h Vnlley abounds s .. chc"t." A trip to see the bridge, ~ith endless po:.sibilitie:., ami these are n c;, ern and nearby wax factory and only a few of the many places to c mu,eum ~ill fill the day ~ith an entertain parents thts weekend Mo 1 of it tnteresting blend of activities. the~e Outings cost an average o( $10 s Anot her great place to take parents per person, but parents will probably 1s S~) line Dm e, JUSt off Route 33. be willing to foot the ball. After all, Even though the leaves haven't hil how long has it been since the last their fall peak, the vtews from the "fam1ly vacation?'' There will always n mounuun dnve are alway:. pectacular. be more football games. e a y (above) Natural Bridle, near :. Lexln~ton, Ia one of the seven , natural wonders of the world. (I) The saltpeter cave at :1 n Natural Bridge was uaed during 1 the Revolutionary War and the ~ Warof 1812. , I t (far left) A 19th century 8:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Welcome, Godwin Field f American "farmer" drills a peg 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Student Sidewalk Sale, Godwin Eield hole for the wooden rudder of 9-10:30 a.m. Aaaemic receptions and tours, this sled. various~ loCations 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Unlwnity Recreation Center (below) A 17th century 9a.m.-Spm. JMU Arboretum bulb sale English farmhouse at The jMU Bookstore, Warren Hall Museum of American Frontier 10 a.m., 11 a.m., .PI8netarium Show, Miller Hall culture. The farms were accurately restored In the lp.m.,2pm. aame manner In which they 10 a.m.-noon ROTC RapelUng Demonstration, were orl&lnally built. s.gieiWJ ·ra~~tt t;,1~n, 0-hall ~·~~~~~~~~~ !WB.~~~

-..cr. aoc~:er · -lMtJ vs. Wake Forest, Reservoir Street Field 4:30-5:45 p.m. Conteln.f>O*Y Gospel Singers, WilaonHalt JMU Arboretum tour Surf 'n' Turf Dinner, ~hall, Warren Hall, Phillips Hall Ballroom 8:30-9:45 p.m. Pops Concert featuring Joe Kennedy, JMU Convocation Center SUNDAY 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Continental Breakfast, Phillips Hall Dukes 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Brunch,D-~ 9 a.m. and 2 p.m. JMU Arboretum tour 10 a.m.-4 p.m. )MU Bobbtore, Warren Hall .. noon W.omen's soccer, jMU vs. Browrt, Re8evoir Street Field a a

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It was the blnck church independence? religion rh:lt over the past 200 years shaped Burning the schools would have .tnd annealed a vast collectivity of a limited effect. only a temporary dt'JWnte African expatriates from a inconvenience. The state would to he hundred different tribes and cultures have to replace them. Burning or 1nto one adentafioble culture. bombing indavidual black homes The black church muted oar might frighten andi vidual blaek ''~est the differences \\henever possible and families but carries no .. mass em ph~s11ed unit}' through a God message" exa:pt vindictive hatred. who rescued us from the bonds of One other possibility suggests slavery. In that unuy. the IBM, the atself - although I have no Ash anu. the Yorubo, the Fanti and corroborative evidence. The new \COres of other hostile tribes found a economic ventures between the common citizenship transcending black church and major white thc1r tribal and cultural differences corporations may be. or may ~ o effectively th:ll a true subculture possibly become. factors of has developed 1n the face of the consternation in some quarters. most extraordinary challenges. We must not dismisli the For most of Its life. the black possibility of incentives originating church has been the soul of the m this novel undertaking and the hind. experience, the real seat of 1ts press attention it has generated. guvernment, the purveyor of - coiM'U!nlliry by C. Eric Lincoln, Identity. lhe center of us soc aal life. professor 01 Dulc.e U11iversity. 1 1 ~ primary phtlanthropy and al l> Previously published in The political forum . For more than I 00 Journal of Blacks in Higher ~car~. the black church wa~ the Education. Summu 1996. .. The meatlitlg of Jslam by Naila Aslam made you into 1"131lioos and ~that deeds, his words. thoughts, feel ings contributing wmu__ _ you may know each ocher. Verily, the and antentions.. His role is to fight the most honored of you in the sight of wrong. seek the true. abandon the Islam is a religion of peace that God is the most rigbknns" false. cherish the beautiful and calls for faith 1n one God. Its This statement ellplains the wholesome. and avoid the indecent. followers. Muslims constitute one of j mportance of goodness in an Islam has laid down five pillars tho largest religious group in the individuall'll.her lhMI nee. color, sex upon which all followers of l.he faith world. They believe Muhammad or social status. Acxoi'ding to Islam, are to follow. lts purpose is to build was the last. but not the only, the basic principles of equality in m1n a sound mind, a peaceful prophet who reinforced and include the followiqg: I) all men are soul , a strong personality and a immortaliled the eternal created by one and tbe umc healthy body. message of God to etemaJ God; 2) all mankind The first pillar bears witness to ma nkind. Mus lims belongs to tbe human God as one being. and Muhammad believe that th1s race and shares beari his etcraal message. The message was revealed equally 1n the ICCOGd piU... is 10 oblene prayer five by God to many '*••••+on times a day 10 ltl~ belief in the prophets of parea.tage of uisaence aod Soodness of God, and different nations Adaai Del Eve: to transmit this belief into the at different times. -~""".JIIn 3) God is just inoen;nost n:ocues of man •s bean. including aad titld 10 all The third pillar of Islam is to pay Abraham, llis creatures; religious tax. abo known as Zatah, which means alms or giving to the IDavid,shmael, MoIsaacses,, w~~i~~1~)~~ tJ.~~f~J~ 4)are all born people CquaJ poor. The Qur' anie word Zaltah Jesus and 4 in tbe sense includes giving money to charity, Muhammad. llllt none tithe, kindness, official taJt and Muslims believe bring any YOiunbry COIIbibulioos. Mu hammad received possession Fasting durin& the Holy month of . a revelation from God with him. Ramadan is the founb pillar of Islam. through the Angel and tbey Fasting means abstaining oomple:tely Gabriel. This die equal in from food. drink and smotiog from the break of dawn until sunset, revelation tbe sense transcribed in the 'i~~-~J-~~~:=~ SIC(Jfllribtlrill! catriJI . that they during lhe entire IDOOlh of Ramadan. Qur'an, Which is the prime rrsS'f£~ take bact no The fifth pillar of lslam is to make source of every Muslim faith ll\\'. worldly belongings; S) God a pilgrimage to Mecca. sm Arabia. and practice. judges every person on the basis of the religion's home~ at least once Islam teaches that all men are has own deeds; and 6) God hu in a llfet1mc. It is the largest equal in the sight of God. tn the conferred to man a title of booor and convention of faith where Muslims Qu r'an, God says. "0 mankind. dignity. meet to get to know ooe another. It is verily we have created you from a The Muslim has to control his also the g.reatest regular conference ~ ingle male and female. and have external behavior and manife~teJ of peace known in the history of 26 Thursd .. 1 , • ·r:-·· ... v, t ~~u • HE BREEZE

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EOUJPMENl (pu.:tured above) Ckll to right) -PJa,tic. food !!rode, fermentins hucl..et • \1r lud (on top of ferment buckeu H)drometer Sani1111ng solutiOn I'IN1c. food grade, bottling l:lucket -Stphoning cane Bottle caps Suttle fi Iter Bnule capper ~ gnllon pot Stphomng ho e Boules (not pictured) Be c&reful w1th this part Do not forget to focal Cost $50 • S60 add the boiled sugar - the easy mistakes are always the ones that get you. J~GREDIENTS: STEP7 ·Malt extract After the bucket i. empty, stan capping the ·Hnps bottles with a capper hke the one pictured. Put -Ycm the bottles away for about two week . and you -Water have the honest·to--goodness nectar of the gods. ·Com sugar When carbonation 15 completed, stick o couple Total Cost S 15 - $25 in the fridge and enjoy. Just one word on decanting your masterful The equipment and ingredient'> can be creation - the completed beer wall have a purchased from man) sources, 1nclud1ng small 'layer of yeast on the bottom When Rod.town Brewers. a home-brew supply shop pounng. tip the bottle to till the glaJ s only once on 52 Eil>t Market St. in downtown and leave about a half inch still in the boule. Harrisonburg. Tom Fergeson owns and run~ the (upper left) All the equipment Never drink from the bottle, unless you love the ta.c;te of yeasty beer. \hop. Along with has supplies and angredients, needed to brew beer at home. he also offers free around-the-clock brewing If you end up enJoying the whole process of (above) Step-by-step process. adv1ce, a valuable service in the homebrewing homebrewmg. there are aftematives to bottJing bu IO~S. that clear beer. Here's how it's done. With a little extra cash, you can keg your The following instructions outline the easiest boil. sanitized bucket thoroughly and add three beer. Skip the whole sugar carbonation step and way to brew five gallons of "real beer," This addition contributes to the hop flavor gallons of water. Take the cooled wort put the fermented beer straight into a sanitized ancludang boating, fermenting. bottling and most beer hould have. (anywhere from 80 F to I00 F) and add 1t to three- or five-gallon keg, pump in ome carbon - cnttonatiorr. Take the pot off the burner and let it cool. the fermenter w1th the water already in it. This d10x1de and go to town hours later instead of STEP I Advanced home brewers use many techniques, process should reduce the liquid to roughly weeks later, with no yeast or sediment If you Fill the 'three-gallon pot with one-and-a-half but l have found sitting the pot in a sink full of room temperature. the proper temperature to _:.vant to get really fancy, you can atr.ach a bar· gallons of water. Bring the water to a boil. Pour cold water and letting the water run around it introduce the yeast. style tap to a refrigerator and connect it to your the amount of malt extract speci fied by your works fine and shouldn't take more than thirty STEP4 brew to have draft beer ot home. recape 1010 mC boihng water (about three tO SIX minutes. St1rring the wort helps this process. Sprinkle yeast on top of the unfermented Brewing has various levels of complexity, ....,. pounds). Be careful to stir while adding the STEPJ beer. Put the lid on the fennenter and stick the and with complexity comes stre s. As Charlie ex truct or it will sink and scorch the bottom of Saniuzing is the most important step. After airlock in the pre-drilled hole. Papazaan, author of Th~ N~ Compl~t~ Joy of 'the pot. • the boil, everything that comes in contact with Put the fermenting beer in a closet or HotMbrewing, says, "Relax ... Don't Worry .. TEPl .. the untini hed beer must be sanitized. A simple someplace else dark and cool. Let it sat for one . Have a Homebrew." I tj8 ' Thur$day, Sept. 26, 1996 THE B~EEZE Family Entertainment Center onstantinos VALLEY LANES BOWLING BILLIARDS Restaurant GAME ARCADE 20 W. Mosby Rd. 4~4,8721 Harrisonburg, Virginia 22801 (540) 564-1909

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by Bftllt Bowles which was the inspiration for Cbnt Eastwood's one would expect from a Bruce Willis hero. Standing" are absurd and incomprehensible. staff writer star-making tum in SerJio Leone's "A Fistful Hill populates his script with pointless Hill cuts his aclion scenes very quickly. too of Dollars." For some ruson, he invests a great characters: Hickey, I mob man who aives qwckly in fiCI, and insists on using hand-held ln tbe put few yean, Bruce Willis seemed deal of spaghetti western atmosphere in his Christopher Walken another excuse to play a cameras and exlreme closeups that make i• doomed to play the archetypal~etion hero. He shoot'em-up opus, reminiscent of his 199S freak, which be seems to have been doina since impossible to figure out what's going on! And has recently beJWl lakin& smaller, meatier paru underrated western "Wild Bill," which makes it Woody Allen's "Annie Hall" in 1977: an when Willis plows lead into the bad guys. they in films Uke "Nobody's Fool," "12 Monkeys" difficult to categorize this as a mobster homage iconoclast sheriff who gives Bruce-Dern­ ny across the room. do three backward and ·~Roo'!" . " It's just a pity Willis, who or a western. obsessed Hill a chance to again show off his somersaults. and slam into conveniently parted as beCOIIUn& quate a good ~etor, can't save the A great deal of narration provides a key clue favorite has-been. car&. C' mon. abysmal "Lut Mm Standina." to a lack of talent in writing good dialogue, Worst of all are the two female parts that do And let's not forget the climactic battle unless of course you're Martin Scorsese. We're nothing but give Willis's John Smith ~ chance between the two rival mobster gangs, which is required to submil to Willis's incessant, to get laid. cut Into a calm, leisurely montage as naming obscure babbling while we watch him sell It seems Hill considers himself more an bodies ny through windows in a burning himself back and forth to the two wamna gangs auteur director than he ever has a slim hope of roodhouse. in the Texas town of Jericho. becoming. Hill, who insists on titling himself There ts absolutely no lensaon whatsoever, And speaking of Willis. it is quite a letdown "Lone Wolf" in the opening cmhts, has wriuen so the only hope the vtewcr has of seeang a to find him wallowing an a film like this. In the script himself, using hazed photoaraphy and climactic confrontation is destroyed. contrast to his wife, Willis is actuaUy becoming sWTealist editing (not to mention Ry Cooder's "Last Man Standing" will certainly not bW Publiclsu have hyped "Last Man Standing" a better actor with each part. One hopes he's pulsy, acoustic music) to make his inane. lofty aangster picture to be remembered. Director, as the return of the old-fashaoned gangster finally left his "Die Hard" persona in the dust, dialogue importantly mystical. What we &et is screenwriter and co-producer Hill seems picture (I pss they missed the Coen Brothers' but seeing htm smirking through most of "Last Willis spoutio,. ..My fear ts my curse," through content to make us watch 101 minutes of self· far-superior •·Miller's Crossing"). Director Man Standing" is frustrating. frosted glass. Sheesh. indulaenl, auteur-wannabe, gangster homage. Walter Hill has chosen to remake Akira Not to say that he isn'l aood: his The film moves at a good pace, but the gun Do us a favor. Walter, leave the ganaster Kuro awa's 1961 samauri picture "Yojimbo," performance is solid and without the rtash that battle scenes that $hould save "Last Man homaging to Francis Ford Coppola. OK? The Weezer: Out of Richmond breath and Ballet losi.~g steam returns to 'Pinkerton' whiny, world-weary ---by Jlm "Vegas" Terp debut Though the debut album has Wilson staff writer ____ moments of pessami sm, Weezer played off the pessimism with a ma l· Sooo, have you heard any good of naivet~ and self-deprecaattng Hall jokes lately? Here 's one . . at's humor. Bo1h these elements are Weezer's sophomore effort missing from the new album. Pinkerton. Lyrics aside. Pinkerton suffers by Sarah Kain from the lack of a discernible hit contributing writer single. Repeated listening angralns I~ 1·: , .11·: '' some songs into memory. but the The Richmond Balle! will grace ; PHOTO COURTESY OF SUZANNE GJlANDIS dassonance and dirtiness of the stage of Wilson Hall again this Demonltratln& Soleal'l unique movement style, Richmond Ballet Clocking in at just over 34 PWctrton do Liule to mask that the Friday as pan of JMU's Masterpiece d8ncerl perform 'TMdem Spece..' minutes. Pi.i!Urton is one small step album is void of one killer riff. Season Encore Series. music of Michael Nyman, who also "From Far Away:· set to the back for humankind and one giant This absence may be due to The recital features four balllets: a composed and produced the music of Belgian Wim Mertens, leap back for Weezer. Gone is the Weezer's altempts to discover a revival of George Balanchine's soundtrack to the Academy Award­ premiered in l 991 with Ballet geeky charm that made Weezer's new sound for themselves. Whale "Valse Fanwie," Muricio Wainnx's winning film, •1'be Plano." Aorida. first, self-titled album a commercial this direction may be driven by the ''From Far Away," a new pas de "'t is very physical for the dancers Wainrot may be new to the success. Filling the void is a self­ right impulse. uJtimalely these new deux tilled •'Trust," by the company's to perform. It has fun, eneraetic Richmond Ballet. but the company is conscious, self-Indulgent effort some excursions prove to be too self­ ballet master, Malcom Burn; and touches, [as well as] some serious nothina new to JMU. They have might mistakenly pass off as art. conscious. Throughout the album, "String Sketches," a new work by sections," Soleau said. been JMU's Ballet-i n·R~sidence for Without the guidance of former hints of their old loudlwn rormula William Soleau. Harrisonburg audiences are very nearly four years, according to Jerry Cars member Ric Ocaselc, the are hidden on tracks such as The Richmond Ballet performed receptive to Soleau's choreographic Weaver, executive assistant to the producer of Weezer's self-titled "Falling for You" only to be poorly pieces by most of these style. according to Stoner Winslen, provost of the College of Arts and debut, PinUrton., meanders into the masked behind a sloppy guitar solo. choreographers in the !)!lSt. In 1981, artistic director for the Richmond Letters. He said havina a Ballet-in­ lands of dissonance. away from 1he Hopefully, Weezer Is just "Valse Fantasie" was the rint Ballet. Winslett continues to ask him Residence provides workshops, catchy Beach Boys-esque harmonies suffering from the !sophomore Balanchine work the company back because of this response. and he programs and demonslrations that that helped make hits of 1994 slump. performed. Burn's "Romeo and remains "one of [her] favorite ordinarily would not be available. "Undone-the Sweater Song" and But if the band fails to rediscover Juliet" appeared onstage in February choreographers." The actual contract between a "Buddy Holly." its sense of humor, don't be 1995, and in the pas1 SIX years, "His wort fits ! .. perfectly into university and dance company as also Although Pinlctrton is not truly surprised if this is the last time we Soleau has choreosraphed three other our mission and vision because he rare. he added. "No one else has wretched, a wearniness with the heat from them. pieces for the company: .. Tandem uses the line of classical ballet wtth a done [this) - so we're unique from world permeates the album - a Spaces," "Faure Melodies" and unique and personal movement that standpoint'' weariness that seems to stem from "Hymn." scyle," she sa~d. Melissa McDonald, a sophomore dlsillusionmenl with the rock 'n' roll Soleau, a freelance choreographer. New to the Richmond Ballet is the dance major, attended the company's lifestyle. has worked with dance troupes choreography of Muricio Wainrot, a performance last year and said "some On the opening track, in a worldwide. He created more than 70 Canadian dancer and choreographer of their pieces had a more modem pulsating song called "Tired of Sex," dance pieces in his work with originally from Argentina. His work style of ballet." vocalist Rivers Cuomo provades a companies such as Ballet Florida, with companies such as the Natioraal The dance company also list of his sexual conquests and then Louisville Ballet and the Shanghai Ballet of Chile. Julliard Dance partacipates in elementary school laments, "Oh Why Can't I Be Ballet in China. Ensemble and Israel's Bat Dor proarams and workshops around Making Love?" His latest work features three Dance Company have led to several Harrisonburg, Weaver said, as .. an The next sona. a heavily­ couples in six sections. The ballet is a awards, including the 1991 Award attempt to expose students to art dissonant number called "Why cross between the romanticism of for Best Dance Production in Chile programs that the kids would Bother," finds Cuomo singing, "It's "Faure Melodies" and the physicality for the piece, "Anne Frank." normally not be able to see." going to hurt, it's aoing to hurt if of "Tandem Spaces,•• Soleau said. When Winslet! saw a video of The Richmond Ballet will you desert me." Though Cuomo Richmond Ballet pubUcist Beverly Walnrot's work, "she fell in love ~rform FriJJDy at 8 p.m. Ticuu an appears to be talklna about a lover, with this piece ["From Far Away") in on sale in tlte box office 1-5 p.m., one can' t help wonderina if he Weezer't aecond album... 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by \\ hitne) l.undsford l ne cu 1 ddimtel) face nil th challenge• o comcdv rnntnbmmg H ritcr natural talent v.h1ch IS obviou~ I~ t~: v I I ~: 'v 1n the quick emotional change.'> her female lead chamcter requ~res . Smith wn~ n01 the onlv one, however. who found her mchc 111 JMU'~ Strn~f~.rd Player\ will perform Christopher Durnng's "Titan1 c" JM U gradu.ate Fredenck Hav. ck alway" uay\ w medy 'Titantc Thursday at 8 p.m and Friday and Saturday at completely 10 character as the homosexual father Richard. even ~ p.m and midnight at Theatre II when dressed m a bridal veil. In the introduction to the script, Durang empha~1zc~ the The subtle facial expressions of sophomore AI Domeyko. who .mponance of ca!\tmg because the actors mu 1 be comfonahle ploys Richard's son Teddy. greatly add to the comedy's success. "11h the play'c; sexual content. How adult are the adult themes of and enior Vtnce Terlep does a splend1d job portraying the the play? Durang admits in the script, "the play u sick ..• but 1 absent-minded, eAually driven captain Unfortunately. some of want litO be playfully -.ick." h1s be$t linel> are spoken offstage and are difficult to hear. The adult content of "Titanic" presents a challenge to Am1dst all the sex. homosexuality and one character's unusual directors Ashly Covmgton and Amy Barren. .. Titanic" involves relationship with small mammals. the character of the sailor. the insane seltual and emotional encountefll of the Trammurai played by naturally comic senior mass communication major fo~m 1ly JUSl hours before the ship's sinking. David Rain Wilkerson. stands out as the play's link to reality. In Covington said the mo t challenging aspect of the play 1s "not a perverse play. he's the charcter most true to life m.lkmg it disgusting and lewd " The directors combatted this In a performance that IS wholly commendable, Smllh '~ obstacle by insisung the cast watch the old movie, "Titanic." character's large noppy hat was distracting, though It did That helped to stylize the cast's actions. such as head movements successfully help portray her lack of mental balance. This piece and. according to Covingron, helped to eliminate a of millinery somet1mes shielded other cast members from v1ew. predominately sexual focus. The performance was outrageously funny, and should keep The old-time style helped detract some of the lewdness that audiences 'aughing during the enure play. The performers even m1ght have been present otherwise. Whatever they copied must need to be commended for keeping a straight face. have helped because although the play was definitely for mature This is an outstanding performance of a difficult comedy. audiences, it was nowhere near offensive. This ParentS' Weekend, after the football game and a nice dinner KYLE BUSSistnior ph.otographtr Since dim:ting involves such challenges, why did Covington off campus with the famHy, make the trek to Theatre II ... VIctoria, played by junior Marycathertne Smith, speaks and Barrett choose this play? without your parents. _ to the audience about her favorite old movie actresses Barrett said they wanted to do a comedy. Covington added "Titanic" at Theatre II, rtuu Thursday through Saturday at8 durtnc her monotocue In the dress rehearNI for that many plays done by the Stratford players have serious tones. p.m., and a midnighr Miformonu on Friday and Saturday, $3. "ntanlc" at Theatre II Tuesday night.

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•I I f ·- r:R~t I s II- i I I DtliVtRY Routg 11 ~outh (fJGxt to VaiiGy Lanat) 4g g.Q580 ------.....11 sPO RTSI• ----T-HE_B_RE_ E-ZE-Th_ursda_ y. _Sep- c. _26_. J-996-38 Macey Brooks is having a breakout season STANDING TA.LL by Jobn M. Taylor his typ1cal soft·spoken manner. ''But now that not playing baseball in the spring if it (!;!Sistant SP£rts ~ditor it's upon me, it's really not .•. I don't know, I interfered with his football . haven' t broken it yet. "If I was inv1ted to o (scouting] combme, I Although it's still early in the season "It's in the back of my mind. way back in would really want to pursue that.'' Brooks Macey Brooks i1 almost assured he'll be on~ my mind, I really don't think about it. lt'd be said. "But that's just a bridge that I'm going to of the lucky w1de rece1vers taken in April's nice, I guess." have to cross when I get there. I'll have to loll Nnuonal Football League Draft. Now, it's just Brooks is also the top 1ndividual scorer in down and talk with Coach Anderson, Coach a matter of improving his standing and leading the Yankee Conference with seven Wood and my parents and see what conclus1on h1s team to postseason play. touchdowns in three games. we come to." His offensive coordinator, Kent The 6-foot-S receiver said he's not domg Yet while his appeal on the d1amond may Schoolfield, said Brooks fits the new anything different this season ''I'm in the have lost its luster, hi s football stock is prototype wide receiver NFL scouts are right place at the right time, I guess." Brooks soaring. Recent comp3risons included Brooks looking for said. "It's got off to a quick pace." alongside fellow wide reciever Keshawn ''No doubt," Schoolfield sa1d about his Some say a renewed commitment to J ohn~on , J.J. Stokes and Michael Westbrook. receiver's talus as a pro peel "A guy like football is pan of the reason for Broob's early all promising young NFL millionaire~ Macey Brooks, who ha~ that k1nd of potential succes:; th1s season. He ha always been a two­ "He's always had that kind of potential," height-wise, size-wise, and can ploy - a lot of sport athlete for the Oukeo;, heading to the Schoolfield said "It's only been recently that people are very interested in him ." Long Field/Mauck Stad1um to JOin the he's played up to that potential. And I think Brooks is having the breakout year people basebaJiteam as soon as the clock runs out on he'll get bener; the competition will make him have been waiting for ince he first stepped football season. This double commitment has a better player." foot on campus four years ago. kept him from taki ng part 1n any spring Brooks said he has heard he could be taken Now a sentor, the two-sport star has football practices. anywhere from the fifth round to the f1rst, become the Dukes' go-to guy ins1de the 20- "Macey Brooks has a lot of potential," depending on what type of season he has. yard line. Schoolfield said. "He's a guy who I wish Scouts from three NFL teams saw h1m pull m "That's a no-brainer," head coach Alex would have been all football. He's kmd of three touchdowns Saturday at Boston Wood said. "We get down there, we're gonna split back and forth between baseball and University. throw it up there, and hope that he gets it. It's football, and this is the first year that he's ''He's playing much more aggres~ivel:,r.," one of those deals where you know that it's really concentrated on focu sing on football ." Wood said. "The combination of being a corning- stop 1l." Ironically, this could he the year Brooks senior and the NFL makes guys do strange Brooks is off to a fast start for the 1996 says goodbye to baseball. His clo1m to fame is things." season. When the whole offense was being the highest selected player not to sign in Brooks admits the NFL has a little to do struggling, he caught a S 1-yard touchdown the 1993 Major League Baseball draft when he with his recent play but refuses to Jet it rest nt pass in the season opener against was taken by the San Franci~co Giants in the that. Sh1ppensburg University. Since then, he's second round. "lt is an underlying fact," Brooks sa1d of made his home in the end .tone. catchmg three Brooks chose not to sign so he could play the NFL's aUure. "But wl~eu I ~o vutthere on touchdowns in each of the lost two contests. both baseball and football, and JMU afforded Saturday and catch a touchdown, I doo'tthmk, His three touchdowns in one game ties him him that opportunity. 'Oh, I hope the nght person's seeing this.' I FJLEPHOTQ w1th JMU record-holder Gary Clark ( 1980- When Kansas City drafted Brooks th1s past just go out there and try and play hard. '83). who, like Brooks, ach1eved the feat twice summer in the late rounds, he agam chose to "I've done it since I've been here, I JUSt Brooks tines up agaln.t Boston 1n his illustrious career Brooks is one stay in school. Baseball is far from his mind haven't been consistent. I wanted to work hard University Saturday. Brooks cauCM touchdown away from tying David McLeod's right now. and actually come in in the best shape I've three touchdown passes a,ptnst the record of eight touchdown receptions in a "It's a spnng spon," Brooks said matter-of­ been in, and rm in the best shape I've been vettJcally chaUenged Tenter defenders. \Cason, and he's three away from the career factly about America's Pastime. "I haven 't in." touchdown reception mark of 21, also held by thought about baseball right now." He also pointed out he is there for the team, postseason," Brooks said. "JMU's season wa McLeod (1990-:93). Although he still has a lot of soul searching not JUSI·for himself; there is a next level at cut a little shon last year, and I really think we "I aJways wanted a record," Brooks said in to do on the matter, Brooks would consider college. too. "'My biagest goal is the can do better than that." Dukes improve to 11-2 with clean sweep of Radford by Seth Burton conJribuJing writer First-year JMU volleyball coach Chris Beennan hopes nights like Tuesday become the norm for his team. So far th1s season, the Dukes have given him littJe reason to think otherwise. In front of a fairly large crowd, the Dukes defeated Radford Umvers11y three sets to none at Smclair Gymnasium ro wm their fifth-straight match. JMU also 1mproved irs record to 11 -2, already two victories more than lost season. "It's been a long ume smce we've been in this position,'' junior outSide hitter Larrece Wilson said. 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Score one ftm IRternet• Men's soccer's Icelandic import used JMU homepage.. as link to college soccer opportunity by Daniel Nemtrow "We then corresponded with bts him to pick up our style." contributin writtr brother and srud that we needed orne Antonsson al-.o has to adJUSt to his tnformation on his academics, and new lifestyle Like any other The~ days the Internet is used for also some footage of him playing. freshman, college brings many new many thin1s: accessina information. Our budget prohibited a recruiting communication and just plain fun . experiences, especially for an trip to Iceland." intemauonal student. for whom there But for JMU men's soccer player The rest IS history. and Kjarri is Kjarri Antonsson, a native of Iceland, are differences in lifestyle as well as looking to make a name for hJmself education it ha~ meant a colleae soccer career a~ one of the Dukes' defenders. "The change he is going through ntJ MU. Although he isn't in the st.artmg hne­ 1s so mething that you have to Through the use of the Internet, up, he is working toward that as a consider," Martin sa1d. "It is Antonsson's brother, Bearni, goal for later in the season. unfonunate for h1m that we play in contacted several coaches in the "I will try to get a pos1t1on as a the fall because he is being Um ted States to aive information staner," Antonsson said. "l don't like bombarded With all kind~ of different about his brother. He contacted Sitting on the bench. and it seems like things at once " ,chools such as JMU. Duke some people are satisfied with that. It probably won't take 100 long for Um11c:rstty and Columbia Umversity but I don'tthmk like that." Anton.,son to adjust to the soccer Milia Sue W1 secarver. the Part of the difficulty for '>lyle, however. Wtth hts playing a\\i.,tant du-ector of spons and media Antons!>On i:> learning the different expenence and kill level, Antonsson rdation~ in charge of the men's and style of soccer JMU plays compared IS hop1ng to contribute to the team as "omen's occer teams. said this is with that of the club team be had ~n as poss1ble ~methtng that has happened before played for in Iceland since age 6. " I thtnk hts strengths are his "Since we've had the (JMU pons Breigablik. defen ive skills, he is lefl footed and \feb) p3ge. we have had a number of "We play a three-five-two in he has played at the national level. So 1nqu1nes," Wisecarver said. "KJam Iceland and here we play a four-four­ h1 s expenence is a definlle plus." contacted (JMU men's soccer coach two," said Antonsson of the teams' Martm said. Tom Martin] directly becau~ every differences 1n alignment. "I am Antonsson will help the team on spon has its own page." comfortable when l am playing, and I the defensive !.Ide of the ball, where After the ini11al contact was made, try to play as well as I can and he will see time at the marking back KYLE BUSS/unior photo1raplu!r Martin and his staff did some always try to play even." posiuon It's possible, however. he JMU freshmen defender lijerrt Antonsson, • native of Iceland, h rc!learch on Antonsson to see tf they Manm said he ~~ also concerned could spend some time in the Dukes' had to adjust to more then the riCo,. of American collece soccer. could lind anythtng out about him w1th the differences in style between midfield . Antonsson's defensive presence players around." Martin said. "He is through other Icelandic soccer what Antonsson IS used to and the "He is very good m the air, so will also allow other versatile players one of o'ur only pure defenders. It is players in the United States. style of JMU. there is the chance that he could , who are playing defensive positions kind of easier to move a midfielder to "We asked around to other teams "He is a good player, and he has come up on some offensive set to move around 8ll the season defense than it is to move a defender with players from Iceland to see if played at a good level and he ha pieces," Manin said "I think I see progresses. to midfield, although you might see they had heard of Kjarri or knew good skill," Manin said . "But u's him as a defenslv~ player with some "When he gets In there, he is him in the midfield later i'l the anything about him," Martin said. going to take a little bit of time for things to offer all over the field." going to make 1t possible to move season." Sweep __~------~ contmued from Pll66 35 off matche ." they are re.~pected by the volleyball community The Dukes slammed the door on tl ~ "We're not ranked," Beerman sa1d ''And Highlanders by scoring the first two point{ of JMU hasn't been ranked tn probably about the third game and continuing the1r relentless forever. It's something we're looktng forward all3ch . to. We're 11 -2 now, and with a good weekend ''Ln.M year we lost to them so we wanted to this weekend, I thinl people have to start prove ourselves." sophomore setter Kart taking us seriously." goats and three assists for 23 t.Otal points Kepmcky satd. "[The tournament) is going to be a lot of through seven games. Eilts also tied with The Dukes did more than JUSt prove fun," Beerman satd. "You've got two really JMU blanks Spiders Chrisue Pearce of Monmouth College for the them<;elves ns they picked apart an unorganized great matches on Friday. Valpanuso is a very top 4ipot on the ind1vidual goals scored lt <:t Radford squad en route to finishing up the The Dukes scored all of the1r goals in the good, strong bnJI-control team. and Princeton Bilodeau is ranked No. 11 on tile individual match, 15-4. was 29-4 and ranked 13th In the RPI [power final six minutes of the first half to defeat the goalkeepmg statistics leaders h'lt with 27 aves "We knew they were going to be orne good ratings). If we win, it will really help us in our University of Richmond 4-0 Tuesday in the and a goals-against average of 1.5. defensive player:.. But we thought to do our RPJ rankings throughout the country and team's first-ever meeting~ j This week JMU appears in each of the three I heM with them and stay with them, we would districL" With the wtn, JMU. who wat. led by have to rally hard and win the rallies," Wilson Beerman and his new coaching staff have maJOr women's soccer polls. Socctr America sophomore forward Therese Wolden's two said. "We' re tryin~ to get a n1ce, large home seemingly made winning the norm at JMU. ranks the Dukes 20th, Soccu Ntws lists the goals, improved its record to 5-2-1, 2-0 in the crowd and we wont to keep them coming. so and the players are rapidly growing accustomed Dukes as No. 15; National Soccer Coaches Colonial Athletic Association. Wolden ~e·ve got to play hard and give them 10 the new coach and his new system Association of America selected JMU No. 20. 'ometh1ng to watch." "The season has gone very well," Kepn1cky increased her season goal total to four. The Dukes head 1nto thts weekend's 5aid Semor midfielder Samantha Andersch scored University of Delaware In vitational After the Delaware tournament, the Dukes the Duke • first goal of the game and ass1sted Tournament agajn~t traditional powers play a tiring seven stra1ght road games. in a thetr final score. For the season, Andersch now Valparat o University and Pnnceton stretch that may malee or break the1r bid to Intrasquad meet Sept. 27 has three goals and three ~ists. University Although the Dukes po se a become the lirlit .JMU volleyball team to be The JMU men's and women's swtmmtng much-improved record. they still don't th1nk ranked in recent history. Junior midlielder Aimee Vaughan added two team will hold 1ts Purple &. Gold intrasquad assists for the Dukes. tncreasing her season meet Sept 27 at Savage Pool in Godwin HaJJ at total to five. 7pm may apply for hardship JMU JUnior goalkeeper StaC) Btlode<~u plnyed Both teams open the season at the Old the entire game and recorded five \ave.., on nine Dommion Unl\'er':>lly relay meet Oct. 12 The JMU ~~director Olry Mic:hlel Richmond shots. men's team t!. the derending CAA champ1on liid. "1)ey bawWt lllbmiaod •ycblDa lO die The game was the fir..t-ever meeting between NCAA yer. bat j& ia IOII\IIillblnl 4hey want to and the women's team was last year'!> JMU--~}~~~~~~~~ JMU and the Spiders, ~ho nre in the1r mauguml take care olli .,. • polliWe conference runner-up. who left :~f~~~~~~~~~~~~ 0\llt 8ollOD Althouafl Wood Hid-Monday he didn't cason as a varsity team Unhersicy may apply ror a medical foraee any problea whh OOm.llu earilina a The Dukes next play Brown Umver.uy Sept. hard.~ IUp, accotdina to Dukes held coach Alex hardship Je&Son aDd rehU'IIing to action in 29 at Reservoir Street F1eld at 2 p.m - Wood. 1997, the NCAA may view the situation Dukes climb the polls GonzaJCll. tn bit fil'll 1e11011 a the Dukes • diffen:ntly. The Dukes are nmon!! the M•d Atlantic The JMU men'!> soccer team moved up 10 1h1 ~ Since GOnzalez redshirted his first year at starting quarterback since tranJfening ~m Reg1on women·~ ~occer stat1s11calleader~ wee~ ' college soccer poll-. after laM weel'-. Georgia Tecb iri 199,, aod the JMU coaclling OeorJia Tech and the NCAA llotS an athlete Jumor forward Tasha Ellll •. a former CAA w1n~ O\'er Radford Un1ver-.11y and Rider....,. s1aff are Still weighing me fifth-year senior'~ five yc:MS to complete four yean of ehgibihty. Pla\er of the Week and member ul \orut oplions. lbe NCAA may not allow Gonzalez to play a Un1ve~n) In Soccu N~w.l, the Dule' are No "They're &rill explonng rhe posStbllirtes," !>Utth season. ~ichlel Aid. Aml'nca'5 Team of the Week. i' rnnled second 19 and JMU h ranked etghth in the Nauonal on the mdi\ldual o;corms leader\ Ji..a "11h I0 Soccer Coache, A''odauon ol Amenca ~II .

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