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Wednesday, October 9, 1996 • Vol. XXX No. 33 THE INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER SERVING NOTRE DAME AND SAINT MARY'S Malloy: Alcohol abuse must be addressed By BRAD PRENDERGAST of affirmative action policies Center on Addiction and roommates and friends. Earlier in his address, Malloy News Editor and provided a comprehensive Substance Abuse at' Columbia Characterizing the loss of restated the University's intent glance at a number of other University - 95 percent of vio­ time meant for studying or to recruit minorities, especially Stating that alcohol abuse on University programs. lent crimes on campuses sleeping as "second-hand binge in filling faculty positions. "It is Notre Dame's campus is the Malloy, who served as chair­ nationwide are alcohol related effects," Malloy said those stu­ important to affirm our com­ most significant behavioral man of a national commission and 90 percent of rapes occur dents suffer as a result of those mitment to an affirmative problem among students, that in June 1994 produced the when alcohol is involved. who drink heavily. action policy," he said. U n i v e r s i t y ...,...-...,.....-:::::::-----, results of a survey on alcohol Closer to home, the preva­ "That constitutes a serious Malloy recognized the recent Prnsident abuse, reiterated some of the lence of excessive alcohol is not disruption to the University nationwide debate over the Father survey's points yesterday and much different, Malloy said. environment," Malloy said. "We continued effectiveness of affir­ Edward called on a University commit­ Noting that roughly half of all have a moral obligation to mative action, but said that, in M a I I o y tee to examine the effects of students at Notre Dame have renew our efforts (to limit the order to achieve the promis1HI to drinking on the academic per­ drinking patterns that are con­ problems created by excessive University's goals of hiring rndouhle the formance of students. sidered "binge drinking" - drinking)." more black and Hispanic facul­ University's "(Alcohol abuse has) reached defined as five or more drinks As a result, Malloy charged a ty, affirmative action is the best eiTorts to curb almost epidemic proportions on in one sitting - Malloy said the University committee to look at available tool. tlw nxtent of Malloy campuses across the country," level of student drinking at the impact of drinking on stu­ "I am convinced that aflirma­ hinge drink- he said. . Notre Dame is above the dents' academic performances. tive action is the best method ing. According to the report - national average. One item Malloy specifically available to make Notre Dame Malloy's remarks, framed which was published by the Malloy pointed out an addi­ told the committee to review a more inclusive institution," he within the context of a formal Commission on Substance tional side-effect of excessive was whether the scheduling of said. addrnss to the faculty yesterday Abuse at Colleges and drinking that often gets less tests could be set so that it dis­ Malloy cited the Colloquy for afternoon, also emphasized the Universities, an organization attention: students who spend couraged heavy drinking pat­ University's continued support under the direction of the time caring for inebriated terns. see MALLOY I page 4

• HALl PRESIDENTS COUNCil Ross reveals humanity HPC rallies student support of death row inmates

By BRIDGET O'CONNOR By DEREK BETCHER News Writer i\.o;sisrant News Editor

Free cigars will be given out Drawing on his experience as at thn Husky Smokeout this a volunteer chaplain in the Friday at the Fifddhouse Mall. Indiana State Penitentiary, Tlw activity, announced at Father Joe Ross shared his Tunsday's llall Presidents reflections on the right to life Council (IIPCI meeting, will be with a small crowd in Walsh promoted by the Office of Hall's chapel last night. Studnnt Activitins in honor of Challenging the death penalty, this W!H~kend 's football game Ross offered his experiences against the Washington with death row inmates to cele­ Jluskies. In addition to the brate Respect Life Week. frne cigars. hot dogs and other "I go around and talk to peo­ rnfreshments will be available The Observer/Dave Murphy ple, but mostly I just listen," he as well as entertainment from Members of Hall Presidents Council tackled a variety of issues at explained. "Many are very reli­ a blues band. Tuesday's meeting. Among those issues discussed included a rally gious, many are remorseful, Students can once again be for Saturday's Washington game. many pray for the families of The Observer/Bra« Hogan admitted early to the Pep off for the dorms to sit togeth­ 30 and will provide a $1,000 their victims." Morrissey Rector Father Joe Hally this week. At the Ohio er and an incentive has been cash reward to the dorm who Maureen Kramlich, president Ross expressed his opposition to Stat11 pep rally, 3,600 students offered by the Office of donates the highest percent­ of Notre Dame Right to Life, the death penalty at Walsh Hall. took advantage of the early Student Activities for the five age of coats. The dorm that introduced Morrissey Hall's admittance opportunity. most spirited dorms. places second will receive rector by labeling the evening a are married and have children. Studnnts with their student Project Warmth, sponsored $500. reflection on the right to life. Many are into creative things J.D.'s will be admitted from by Student Government and Sean Gallavan, co-chair of Befitting such a preface, Ross' like drawing and painting." 5:30 to 5:45 p.m. this Friday the esc. has joined forces GLND/SMC, announced words centered around his In highlighting the inmates' at Gate 1 I. "Take Back the with Gear outerwear and the National Coming Out Week assertion that "I don't feel that human qualities, Hoss hoped to J ACC" is the name given to bookstore to offer a $20 credit and the Purple Ribbon cam­ any of them (inmates) deserve warn against common "eye for this e!Tort to increase student for Gear outerwear in return paign. HPC offered its support to die." an eye" prejudices against the support at all of the pep ral­ for each coat turned in this in co-sponsorship of the Encouraging remarks and convicted. lies. To improve participation, year. The coat drive will be comments from the audience as A particularly sensitive expe­ rience Hoss retold centered upper sections will be roped held from Nov. 1 through Nov. see HPC I page 4 he spoke, Ross began with a description of the death row around a visit he made to an inmate's surroundings and rou­ inmate who was awaiting a tine. He described the Michigan telephone call that would either City facility as a "stereotypical grant clemency or set an execu­ SMC expands academic offerings prison" -dark, old, and crowd­ tion date. ed. Of the 2005 inmates there, "A guard came and told the By ANN KEARNS Studies major is also offered. the discussions are more gen­ Ross focused on the 43 sen­ inmate his lawyer was on the rusistant Saint Mary's Editor This opportunity is given to der-based, integrating the dif­ tenced to die. After detailing phone. He turned to me and extraordinary students who ferent roles men and women the elaborate procedures need­ asked me to come with him to The role of women has been wish to use gender as a basis play in society and how they ed to enter their cordoned the telephone," Ross remem­ undergoing constant change, for their studies. affect one another. building, Ross described the bered. Ross told of following the making it difficult to identify Heather Steinmiller, Women's The minor has not only inmates' spartan 10'x12' cells 12-year death row veteran to where they stand in today's Studies minor and the Women's career benefits, but also per­ and colorless days, but the telephone and waiting. society. Saint Mary's has Studies representative for the sonal benefits for those who explained that surroundings Upon learning his death sen­ recently adopted a Women's Student Academic Council, participate in it. On an acade­ were the least of the inmates' tence had been overturned, the Studies program which is believes the primary goals of mic level, Steinmiller said that worries. inmate crumpled to the floor offered to students as a minor. the program are "focusing on many companies hiring in man­ "Death row is torture, there's and sobbed in Hoss' lap. With those in the program where women were in the past, agement are looking for people no way around saying that. "There are unique ways in studying the history of women where they are now, and where who have studied women's Living while knowing that your which He Jives there," Ross together, participants are able they could be in the future." issues. She said that they feel life is ready to end is torture," explained. to help one another gain a bet­ Steinmiller became interested that the management style of he said. He continued, saying that ter understanding of women's in the program during her women is more caring and per­ Despite the weightiness of the much of the inmates' time is current situation. freshman year religion class. A sonal, and this is needed in inmates' situations, Ross spent in legal work because of A minimum of 14 credits with substantial portion of that today's work force. explained that interacting it's aid in their appeals process. gender as an organizational course's material involved the On a personal level, wasn't as difficult as he had Hoss noted that many people, focus arn required. The cours­ study of women who had an Steinmiller feels that the cours­ feared. when criticizing the lengthy es which fall into this category influence upon Jesus Christ. es she has taken have given her "You talk to them just like appeals prevalent in today's arc typically included in a spe­ The program is not entirely a greater appreciation for what you would anyone else," he justice system, don't realize cific disciplinary framework. devoted to the study of women said. "The majority of the men A student-designed Women's and women's issues. Instead, see PROGRAM I page 6 see LIFE I page 4 page2 The Observer • INSIDE Wednesday, October 9, 1996

• INSIDE COLUMN • WORLD AT A GLANCE COTH's Yellow fever rises dramatically in Africa, South America ABIDJAN, Ivory 1,000 people, accord­ Coast Yellow fever on the rise ing to the report. But hornelessness Yellow fever is mak­ ellow fever is a viral disease occurring in many countries in Africa the yellow fever mos­ ing an alarming Vand South America. The current worldwide total of 18,735 yellow quito has recently • comeback in sub­ fever cases and 4,522 deaths reported from 1987 to 1991 represents made its way to the Saharan Africa, the greatest yellow fever activity since 1948. southeastern United ts no act prompting medical States. officials to appeal for Symptoms Yellow fever, which 11> The disease $190 million to con­ is transmitted is spread by mosqui­ ~The symptoms of the first stage of the trol the disease that to humans by toes, is one of the We learned yesterday causes high fevers, disease appear 3 - 6 days after exposure, mosquitoes. Jason Dorwart and include: most difficult viruses that next summer is to vomiting and death. to diagnose and Assistant Accent Editor be the busiest for con­ A study in fever headache therefore goes under­ struction. I should hope ------­ Wednesday's Journal nausea muscle pains "'A remission period follows; reported. WHO esti­ so; our campus is in vomiting (especially in the a later stage may produce of the American flushed face neck, back and legs) jaundice (yellowed skin and mates there are shambles. Medical Association constipation restlessness eyes) and dark vomit. 200,000 yellow fever There is a glut of patch up work - most of found 18,735 yellow stomach discomfort irritability cases each year, with which is due to the stripping of campus over fever cases worldwide . Where it occurs nearly all in sub­ the past few years. - including 4,522 Saharan Africa. Homes have been destroyed, new quads deaths - from 1987 "Many are in major have been erected, and we can finally once to 1991. It said this urban areas in Africa again use the Dome for that purpose for was the highest inci­ and that's the real which it is meant: to be gazed upon. dence of the disease danger. that's where As has been documented before, the ex­ since 1948. you have explosive patriots of Grace Hall feel lost without the The study was con­ potential for epi­ always active weekends of Mod Quad. Soon ducted by Dr. Susan demics which could the residents of Siegfried and Knott will be E. Robertson and col­ really be devastat­ deported to the wasteland behind South leagues from the ing," said Michael Dining Hall. World Health Luhan, a WHO Golf Quad (in its present state) is to Notre Organization in spokesman. Dame as is to New York: Geneva. There is no· cure or a. New Jersey While reported specific treatment for b. New Jersey cases of the virus dropped in 1992 and 1993, they have yellow fever. Doctors can only relieve dehydration and c. The ice-planet Hoth shot up again in West Africa, most notably Cameroon, other effects of the disease. d. New Jersey Ghana, Liberia, Nigeria and Sierra Leone. The U.N. health agency has launched an appeal for Maybe once the women of these dorms Yellqw fever has not been reported in North America $190 million for yellow fever vaccines that would be move to the new dorms by what is presently a since 1905, when an outbreak in Louisiana killed some incorporated into routine inoculation programs. men's hermitage, life will become more enjoy­ able. Ex-Pumpkins drummer pleads guilty PMS victim returns to school The campus feels different than in the past, hopefully the next round of construction can NEW YORK FAIRBORN. Ohio improve this. James "Jimmy" Chamberlin, fired as An eighth-grade honor student expelled for giving a All of this change has brought about the drummer for the rock band Smashing Midol pill to a classmate returned to school Tuesday in a need for even more change. And because of Pumpkins after the group's keyboardist white limousine, her punishment reduced to the days all of this construction there is a lack of fund­ died from a drug overdose, pleaded she had already missed. Clutching balloons and grinning ing for the planned performing arts center guilty Tuesday to disorderly conduct. jubilantly, Kimberly Smartt went back to Baker Junior which was originally meant to be built in a Chamberlin, tieless in a dark blue suit, High School, where a throng of cheering classmates location south of DeBartolo Hall. his jet-black hair spiked, pleaded guilty waited outside the school for her to arrive. "I feel really Maybe I am misinformed, but it seems that to the reduced charge before Criminal happy," Smartt said. 'Trn just going to be in all the building new dorms, installing urinals in the Court Judge Donna Recant as part of a activities I was in and continue how it was and don't soon-to-be-former women's dorms, renovat­ deal in which he will undergo drug treatment. If ever have to think about this again." Smartt was allowed ing other dorms into offices, building a new Chamberlin successfully completes a rehabilitation pro­ to return to the school about 10 miles northeast of bookstore and hotel, and leaving the possibili­ gram by December, his court records' will be sealed. If Dayton after the school board decided late Monday to ty of a performing arts complex makes less he fails, he will serve 15 days in jail. Chamberlin, 32, of reduce her 80-day expulsion to the three days she had sense than building offices and a performing Chicago, was arrested July 12 and charged with misde­ already served. The board upheld a 10-day suspension arts complex, and leaving the dorms to be. meanor drug possession after Jonathan Melvoin, 34, of she had already served. Smartt was expelled after she It seems that not until after this is done Croan Ridge, Vt., died of a heroin overdose at the took two Midol pills from the school nurse's office Sept. 6 should the superfluous erection of a hotel and Regency Hotel. and gave one to Erica Taylor. bookstore be considered. On the subject of the performing arts, the Neighbor chops cheerleaders Company condemns web page Department of Communication and Theatre opens this year's mainstage season tonight DRYDEN, N.Y. INDEPENDENCE, Mo. with Neil Simon's Barefoot in the Park, at An ex-convict who lived next door to one of two miss­ Jeff Blackmon was unhappy when he quit his job as a 7:30p.m. in Washington Hall. ing high school cheerleaders was charged Tuesday with computer technician at Gateway 2000, and he wanted As is done by freshman every year, many kidnapping the girls, while police said they have found the world to know it. But when the South Dakota-based will not show up because their parents bought body parts of the 16-year-olds. John B. Andrews, 31, is computer company found Blackmon's "Gateway 2000 them tickets that they did not want or they accused of abducting Sarah Hajney of McLean and Sucks" page on the Internet's World Wide Web, the com­ simply forgot about their opening night tick­ Jennifer Bolduc of Dryden, who were reported missing pany was not t~rilled. Blackmon finally took down the ets. Hence, there still are a few seats for every by their parents Friday after they didn't show up at page Monday after Gateway won a temporary restrain­ performance. It would be worth your time to Dryden High School. The girls spent Thursday night at ing order from a judge who agreed Blackmon's use of place your derriere in one of them. the Hajney horne, next door to Andrews' house, with a Gateway's logo and Holstein cow patterns were trade­ Plays can run at Washington Hall; why do 17 -year-old male friend while Hajney's parents were in mark infringements. Now, the two sides have a deal: we need a performance complex? Maine, police said. The girls were last seen Friday morn­ Blackmon has agreed to stop spreading his anti-Gateway Because Washington Hall is built for one ing and the family car was found later that day in message, and Gateway won't seek hundreds of thou­ play to run at a time. Cortland, several miles from McLean. Andrews, a com­ sands of dollars in damages. Originally, Blackmon's In the past few weeks, three shows have puter lathe operator, was arrested Monday night at his page included his "Top Ten Reasons Not to Buy a been rehearsing in this building. There will job in a Cortland factory. Gateway 2000 Computer." be more directing and other theatre finals in the coming weeks. As Notre Dame has done for its other programs, it needs to support, • SOUTH BEND WEATHER improve and foster growth in this deprived 5 Day South Bend Forcast department. AccuWeather"'forecast for daytime conditions and high temperatures The AccuWeather®forecast for noon, Wednesday, Oct. 9. Lines separate high temperature zones for the day.

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Here is where able to smile, but on another News Writer she discovered "the language level we are faced with the of art." reality that older women are Last week, the on-campus For each of her pieces, usually left alone because their students at Saint Mary's Sanford has employed mature jobs as care-giver and wife received a postcard featuring a male and female models in have come to an end" she black and white image of a fantasy roles as famous movie explained. mature woman in an unmis­ stars and other celebrities. Sanford says of her work takably Marilyn Monroe-like The images are created in a that she hopes to show the pose. An invitation to attend "spirit of remembering the "strong, humorous, coura­ photographer Elise Mitchell enjoyment of dressing up in geous female" and dispel the Sanford's exhibit, the postcard childhood." stereotypical "weak, fragile, was labeled "one piece of cam­ Since 1990, when she dependent, bitter image of pus mail that won't be thrown received her MFA in photogra­ women in their later years." away" by K. Johnson Bowles, phy, printmaking and women's Engaging in a continued inves­ director of Moreau Art Gallery studies, Sanford has presented tigation into the issues of iden­ at Saint Mary's. over 50 exhibitions and lec­ tity, gender and aging, Sanford The photograph is one in a tures. Her interest in women's is creating a genre of art that series titled "The Stuff of studies has become the prima­ is not static. The work she has Dreams," the Little Theatre ry focus of her work and was began continues to grow with Gallery's latest exhibit. the impetus that encouraged each generation. The Greta Addressing the social issue of Johnson Bowles to bring her to Garbo of the past will become ,,_ aging women, the series is the Saint Mary's. the Meg Ryan for the future counterpart to "Dreams and "This exhibit is important, generations. Other Realities," a series por­ for us here at Saint Mary's .Johnson Bowles singled out traying mature men. It is cur­ especially, to see how it relates the Saint Mary's students rently being showcased in the to everyday life and to see because "as women at a Hammes Gallery, also found in what older women are really women's college where we live 9pm-12am Moreau. like, not the stereotypes of with older women, it is appro­ Sanford began her profes­ older women" says .Johnson priate that we address these sional career in 1951 with a Bowles, who has known social issues. We are all going degree in journalism from Sanford since graduate school. to get older." Tulane University and received "When she first walked into The exhibit will be on display her MS in television writing our classroom she was 60 through November 18. The and production from Iowa years old and we thought 'Who artist will present a slide lec­ State University in 1953. is this and why is she here'?" ture on November 7 at 5 p.m. OPEN ItiiKE Postponing further academic reflects .Johnson Bowles. in 232 Moreau Hall and dis­ endeavors until her children "Now, though, I know her as a cuss her work, her modnls and driven, intelligent, and sensi­ how the photographs originat­ YOUR CHANCE TO • CLARIFICATION';. tive woman who has a unique ed. 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page 4 The Observer • CAMPUS NEWS Wednesday, October 9, 1996 four full-length basketball academic schools at Notre philosophy," he said. "I am con­ courts, an elevated track, an Malloy Dame, Malloy said, "The con­ fident that Holy Cross priests, HPC area for rollerblading and clusion is that we are making when hired, will enrich (the continued from page 1 rollerhockey, exercise equip­ continued from page 1 progress in the hiring of Notre Dame community)." ment, and other recreational women, but we are doing poor­ Although he was not explicit, National Coming Out Week areas for non-varsity student the Year 2000, the comprehen­ ly in the hiring of blacks and those remarks may have been Picnic pending University use. Largely funded by a $5 sive University self-study that Hispanics. We need to redouble made in direct response to sev­ approval. million donation from the Rolf defines the school's goals for our efforts in the recruiting and eral professors in the theology Next Tuesday, a debate family, the $7 million dollar this decade, as one of the rea­ hiring (of minority faculty)." department. Those professors between the College facility will be located near the sons for maintaining an affir­ Malloy also emphasized his are upset by Malloy's decision Republicans and the College ROTC building and is sched­ mative action policy. belief that the University should over the summer to offer a Holy Democrats is scheduled for 7 uled for completion in January "Affirmative action entails commit itself to hiring priests Cross priest a visiting profes­ p.m. in the Hesburgh of 1998. setting public goals for our­ from the Congregation of the sorship in that department, Auditorium. The debate, In other HPC news: selves and finding the Holy Cross to fulfill faculty posi­ after the department's appoint­ which will last less than 60 • The Lewis "Jerk and Pull" resources necessary to achieve tions. ment committee had denied the minutes, is billed as an excel­ competition was a success our goals," the Colloquy states. "The University has publicly candidate's application. lent opportunity for students with 15 teams participating. Malloy noted that "in this area and consistently committed The candidate is currently to familiarize themselves with • The Sorin Hall Talent Show there can be no pulling back." itself to the hiring of Holy Cross teaching at Notre Dame. The the positions of the two parties will be this Friday at 8:30 p.m. Noting the recent hiring pat­ priests, and in the specific Faculty Senate is conducting an in the upcoming election. • A magician will be per­ terns in each of the different departments of theology and investigation of the hiring. RecSports is conducting a forming in the Commons of survey through the dorms to Keenan Hall this Saturday at determine what equipment 10p.m. students would like to see in • Reusable Grab n' Go bags Please Recycle The Observer the new RecSports building. will be for sale every day this Construction on the new build­ week from Lewis Hall for $5 a ing is scheduled to start on bag in the dining halls. November 1. It will include

tell the Respect ,Life Week audi­ "You HAvE CoME HERE To FIND Life ence. "Tell them we're not mon­ WHAT You ALREADY HAVE." continued from page 1 sters. Tell them to pray for us, and tell them that I'll pray for that an appeal's most ambitious them that they don't end up n goal is reducing death to a life­ here," the inmate responded. time in prison. "This week is to celebrate 'The vast majority have taken Christ," Kramlich concluded, responsibility for what they've prior to the upbeat gospel MCAw_ (I done. I've only ever heard one singing that closed the presenta­ , man say he's had no regret," tion. The Voices of Life Gospel r Ross reiterated. Choir framed Ross' words with _fiT{~ * ~ He believes the upswing in celebratory music to emphasize s f faith characteristic of many the week's Life theme. When: Nov. 1 & 2 .I.. 'J: death row inmates is sincere Furthering the week's reflec­ 'f and not simply a tool to gain tions, Dr. David Young will 7:00 p.m. Fri. clemency. speak Thursday at 7 p.m. in the Ross also mentioned asking an Walsh Chapel about working Where: Still Waters inmate earlier that afternoon for with those close to death. Overnight Retreat recommendations upon what to NG lr Donation: $10.00 r Deadline: Oct. 16 r Travel Broar{e.rtf71~~i,,r;.d __ _ For information call: Campus Ministry x5391 Irelan4~/0gra'~ Jp.form~tion Sessions: 'j)\ -!,4'-:.. -~.·-~, r·· t'.. .., ,.-~· 'i't ~ ..-·-s,.~ J'-··1' .,;:.r•·() .. , TONIGHT t-->lr, ! ·'/i__ ' Oct. 9 -~ ~;,~~~-t::U~/ ' .¢._.';>_., 7·00 PM

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Fall Semester $215/Spring Semester $285 (/lesson per week with some open riding session per semester) Wednesday, October 9, 1996 The Observer • NEWS page 5 Diana's scandal is royal hoax IRA takes responsibility By RON KAMPEAS which had determined that it model to the wilderness of its Associated Press Writer was a hoax. populist rhetoric on the op-ed The actors, who seem hesi­ page. for barracks bombing LONDON tant and embarrassed, were Sky News, which like the Sun By SHAWN POGATCHNIK The admission ends a policy She was tall, blond, fit and up told by a man calling himself is part of Rupert Murdoch's Associated Press Writer observed since the IRA cease­ for a little horseplay with the Richard Evans that they were media empire, repeatedly ran fire ended in February to con­ riding instructor - or at least performing for a television skit. the video. BELFAST, Northern Ireland fine attacks to the British his look-alike. But she was not "We were conned by cunning Throughout the day, Sun edi­ The Irish Republican Army mainland, in order to avoid Diana. fraudsters into believing that a tor Stuart Higgins said he had admitted today that it carried retaliation from militant Britain's poor-quality film of two people a higher purpose in mind in out the bombing of the British Protestant groups. Those best-selling frolicking together were the publishing the outtakes. army's headquarters here, groups have already indicated tabloid, the Princess of Wales and her for­ "I think there would be a wounding 31 and threatening they were on the verge of Sun, was mer lover James Hewitt," a degree of hurt when she wakes to catapult Northern Ireland returning to arms - and the seeking a lit­ statement from the Sun said. up and sees a copy of the Sun back into bloodshed. British-ruled province to tle shade on "Poor-quality" was not an this morning," he told lTV A telephone caller using a bloody conflict. Tunsday after adjective in the Sun's vocabu­ News. "But I would regard that recognized code word told the The bombings raise the like­ revealing lary when it emblazoned its as being justified because it Dublin newsroom at RTE, lihood that pro-British gunmen that an 80- Princess Diana Tuesday editions with the exposes and confirms every­ Ireland's broadcasting net­ will break their cease-fire and seeond video scenes of actress Nicky Lilley thing she's complained about work, that two 800-pound retaliate against the IRA. purporting to show Princess riding the actor's back, kissing for the last 10 years." bombs had been detonated at "We're in a grave situation. I Diana stripping and playing him passionately and stripping His royal correspondent, the army complex in Lisburn, don't think any of us underesti­ around with former lover and off her sweatshirt as he gazed Charles Rae, went farther. southwest of Belfast, on mate the impact of what hap­ riding instructor James Hewitt at her, smiling. "Some sort of sinister outfit Monday night by IRA volun­ pened yesterday," Michael was a hoax. Instead, the paper invoked a watched her every move - and teers. Ancram, the No. 2 British min­ The paper's editors had spent sinister conspiracy that dove­ we have to ask the question, The IRA statement said the ister in Northern Ireland, said the day vigorously arguing that tailed with Diana's own claims who gave that order?" he told target had been personnel con­ today. publishing lurid outtakes of the that cronies of her ex-husband, lTV. "Someone in government nected with the barracks and Ancram joined the chorus of Diana dopplcgangnr nashing a heir to the throne Prince must have signed the paper." said injuries to any civilians politicians appealing to the black sports bra at the faux­ Charles, were intent on ruining But the princess hardly were regretted. province's pro-British groups llnwitt was in "the public her. seemed "hurt" when she It was the outlawed group's to maintain a truce. interest" because it raised The tape was offered to the opened an AIDS clinic in first bomb attack in the But Gary McMichael, leader issues of privacy violations. paper during a clandestine London on Tuesday, her first British-ruled province since of a party linked to the biggest But by evening, it was sulk­ meeting on Friday in west engagement since her August mid-1994. such group, the Ulster Defepse ing and claiming it was a vic­ London, by a man breathlessly divorce. She was smiling, The government had already Association, said pressure was lim of the "hoax of the described by the Sun as a wearing a bright red suit and a indicated it believed the IRA building to retaliate. dncadn." "smart American lawyer." low-cut black shirt. was responsible. "There's not much point in Thn two actors were hired It said the lawyer claimed to That was because she The bombings were "certain­ holding onto the moral high months ago from a west be acting for a group of sol­ already recognized the hoax. ly consistent with a terrorist ground when your country's London modeling agency that diers or bodyguards led by a "The Princess of Wales does organization that declared an burning down around you," speeializes in doubles for the mysterious man known only as not recognize either herself or end to a cease-fire which it said McMichael. royals and their various para­ The Sergeant. Major James Hewitt in these had proclaimed in 1994," The blasts at Thiepval mours, the Sun reported in its The paper quoted the photographs," a palace state­ Northern Ireland Secretary Barracks, headquarters for the early Wednesday editions. unidentified American as say­ ment said. Patrick Mayhew told reporters. British army in Northern Independent Television ing: "This is the material that There was rejoicing at the Earlier, telephone calls to Ireland, injured 21 soldiers broadcast the original color, was going to be used if the Mirror as well. news organizations in Belfast and 10 civilian employees. dose-up video - editnd for the princess cut up rough during "The job was to try and make and Dublin had claimed that Twelve people remained hospi­ Sun to blurry black-and-white the divoree negotiations." a comedy sketch to sell to TV the dissident "Continuity IRA" talized today including a man seemingly shot from a distance. The paper devoted five pages stations," editor Piers Morgan was responsible, but the suffering from severe burns The original color video had to the video, the frolicking said, congratulating his staff callers provided no code word and a woman with head benn obtained by the Sun's "Diana" booting the tabloid's for recognizing the hoax earli- to validate the claim. wounds. elosnst compntitor, The Mirror, trademark page-3 topless er.

Dear Notre Dame Community:

Talking about race should be the easiest and most pleasurable enterprise there is. Listening to another's perception of the world and their place in it should be an endeavor which ignites an appreciation for diversity and the vast and imaginative creativity of God. But somehow throughout the course of time and history, this specialness of self has evolved into a singleness of self, a world view which has dimmed our ontological sense of universal compatibility. Somehow we have lost our need to see in the other the part of ourselves which has yet to be discovered. What happened?·

Last Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday we attempted to deal with this question. We used as our common point of reference the article written by Nikole Hannah in the September 20 Observer. Black students gathered Monday night to discuss the article and their reactions to it. White students gather Tuesday night to discuss the same. Wednesday night was open to everyone, and it was a moment of grace, indeed. Cramped, shoulder to shoulder, soul to soul in the Center for Social Concerns, 150+ faculty, staff and students sat listening to one another as the challenges associated with race relations at the University of Notre Dame were exposed. Under the facilitation of Dr. Beverly Vandiver, Asst. Professor of Counseling Psychology at Penn State University, students stood, one after the other, and spoke about life at Notre Dame from their individual perspectives. Chances were taken as stories of dining hall cliques and University institutional­ ized racism revealed the many challenges faced by students from various ethnic and cultural backgrounds. For those who came to witness a Black vs. White heated racial confrontation, they left disappointed. For those who cante\to confirm their ethnic stereotypes and socially-spawned racial prejudices, they, too, left disappointed. What we witnessedwere people who came willingly and courageously to talk about "the ra.ce issue" at Notre Dame by sharing personal concerns and seeking answers to questions only the other could give.

We are grateful to God and most appreciative for those who took the time to participate in the forum series. For those who were unable to attend, we invite you to join in our continued efforts toward human understanding and cultural and ethnic tolerance at our University. Many thanks are extended to Ms. Kate Barrett, Campus Ministry, Prof. James Bellis, Department of Anthropology, Mr. Rodney Cohen, Center for Social Concerns, and Dr. Beverly Vandiver, Penn State University, for their participation as moderators during the forum series. We are grateful for Mrs. Iris Outlaw and the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs, and the many faculty, administrators, staff and students who supported us in our efforts. To the Notre Dame community, trust and know that this is only the beginning. The issue of race is quite complex and unnerving to many of us. However, we will continue talking to one another, putting into action what we realize is our common goal: to love God by accepting the other and appreciating the diversity and gifts we offer to the world. May God continue to bless the University of Notre Dame with patience and understanding as we exemplify the life and ministry of Jesus Christ in our daily interactions as members of the living Church.

Sincerely in the Spirit of truth,

Chandra J. Johnson Assistant Director for Special Activities Campus Ministry page 6 The Observer • NEWS Wednesday, October 9, 1996 •ITALY Bloody convent murder Pope's appendix removed scene recalled at trial By FRANCES D'EMILIO surgery. Journalists shouted out ques­ By FRANK FISHER murder and attempted murder. "The appendix that was the tions on whether a marked Associated Press Writer Associated Press Writer Bechard has pleaded innocent cause of the pope's ills doesn't tremor in the pontiffs left hand and not criminally responsible ROME exist any more," said Manni. is a sign of Parkinson's disease SKOWHEGAN, Maine to the charges. His lawyers - a neurological disorder Surgeons who removed Pope The appendectomy aimed to Among the first things ambu­ acknowledge that Bechard beat John Paul II's troublesome cure what the Vatican said marked by tremors and a shuf­ lance worker Mary Jane Parks and stabbed the nuns, but say appendix sidestepped ques­ were recurring bouts of fling gait - and what the bat­ saw were the steak knives stuck the longtime mental patient was tions Tuesday about hand inflammation and fever that tery of medical tests showed. in a chapel wall. Then she saw incapable of understanding that tremors and caused John Paul to cancel Crucitti would only say that the four nuns sprawled nearby, the acts were wrong. other health some public engagements this the pontiff is under the care of savagely beaten, two of them Parks recalled approaching problems but year. "other specialists" for other dying. Sister DiGiacomo, who was lying predicted the Frequently, the pc;>pe's ener­ ailments. Parks choked back tears in a pool of blood. The nun told 76-year-old gy flags and he walks with dif­ Crucitti operated on the pope Tuesday at the trial of the man Parks she was worried because pontiff would ficulty. in 1981 after a Turkish gun­ charged with the slayings, a policeman seemed upset that man shot the pontiff in the be "sitting in That image of the leader of describing the nightmarish she had just pulled a knife out of an armchair the world's 950 million Roman abdomen during an assassina­ scene she found Jan. 27 at the her head. tion attempt and again in 1992 tomorrow." Catholics generated concern Servants of the Blessed "She was reaching with one The doc- John Paul II that a bowel tumor, removed for the tumor. Sacrament Convent and Chapel hand, asking for help. She tors did say in 1992 and described as On Tuesday, surgeons first in Waterville. reached out and grabbed me they saw no signs that a benign benign, had returned. had to remove adhesions, or "There were two sisters lying and asked if it was OK to hang colon tumor removed in 1992 "This is the moment to scar tissue, from the previous on the floor, blood was splat­ on to me," she said. had returned. The pope's vital demythologize these fan­ operations before tackling the tered on the wall," Parks testi­ Moments before, police said, appendix. signs held up well during tasies," said the chief surgeon, fied. they had pulled Bechard away surgery at Gemelli Polyclinic, Dr. Francesco Crucitti. "I Crucitti said the accumulated By the next morning, Mother from a nun he was beating with and he came through it suc­ exclude it categorically. There scar tissue helped keep the Superior Edna Mary Cardozo a statue of the Virgin Mary. cessfully, they said. is no secret." inflammation from spreading and Sister Marie Julien Fortin Police said he also used a knife throughout the abdomen. John Paul quickly regained A radiologist, Dr. Corrado were dead. Sister Mary Anna and one of the nun's canes in As a precaution, doctors consciousness after general Colagrande, added: "The doc­ DiGiacomo and another nun the attack. anesthesia, greeting and tors were happy. They are very decided to treat John Paul with survived. Prosecutors played a video­ thanking everyone. fond of this pope." antibiotics to help avoid an Parks testified during the sec­ tape of Bechard that was "He should be sitting in an But even as doctors called infection like the one that put ond day of the non-jury trial for recorded at the Waterville armchair tomorrow," said Dr. the appendectomy successful, him back in the hospital in Mark Bechard, 37, who is Police Department after his Corrado Manni, chief anesthe­ they wouldn't discuss other 1981 weeks after his emer­ charged with two counts each of arrest. siologist for the 50-minute aspects of the pope's health. gency surgery. • UK Bishop to marry parishioner Associated Press

GlASGOW A Roman Catholic bishop who Go South Ne:xt Semester created an uproar by resigning last month after disappearing with a parishioner indicated Student exchange programs at: Tuesday he will marry the woman. The Scottish newspaper The Herald quoted Roderick Wright, Xavier University in New St. Mary's University in the 56-year-old former Bishop of and the Isles, as saying Orleans San Antonio he will marry divorcee Kathleen Macphee "at a time that is suit· able," probably in a civil cere­ mony. Clark Atlanta University St. Edward's University in Wright, who has a 15-year­ All Notre Dame Juniors Welcome old son by a former relationship in Atlanta Austin with another woman, vanished Sept. 9 from his home at , Information Meeting western Scotland. On Sept. 16, he issued a state­ Thursday, October 10, 1996 ment announcing his resigna­ 4:00 ~ 5:00PM tion and apologizing to the fam­ ily of 41-year-old Mrs. Macphee, 125 DeBartolo Hall who has three children from her former marriage. Wright had been counseling her following her divorce in 1991. On Sept. 22, the British UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME tabloid News of the World reported it had tracked down Wright and Mrs. Macphee to a rented cottage at Kendal in northwest England, where they Summer Engineering Program had agreed to give an interview for an undisclosed sum. Foreign Study in London, England In that interview, Wright acknowledged his son Kevin by his former relationship with 48- year-old Joanna Whibley, apol­ ogized for hurting the boy but said he didn't know how he could bring him happiness. I.NFORMATION MEETING: Wednesday, October 9, 1996 Prograin Room 356 Fitzpatrick Hall continued from page 1 7:00p.m. women have done for the improvement of future genera­ tions. Steinmiller used the example of the women's fight to earn the right to vote: "When I heard all that they had endured, I was convinced ALL ENGINEERING STUDENTS WE never to miss an election again." Wednesday, October 9, I 996 The Observer • NEWS page 7 Dole: 'Bozo's on his way out' American, Brit secure By SANDRA SOBIERAJ GOP nominee back to his Warfield sought to play down Associated Press Writer Washington campaign head­ the offhand remark as a "light Nobel economics prize quarters. moment along the rope line." LYNDHURST, N.J. "His word's no good. My But it recalled the final weeks By SALLY JACOBSEN Mirrlees conducted separate Under stormy skies, Bob Dole word is good and I'll keep my of President Bush's 1992 losing Associated Press Writer studies decades apart, the sharpened his criticism of promises to the American peo­ campaign when Bush referred Royal Swedish Academy of President Clinton on Tuesday ple," Dole said, telling voters to Clinton and AI Gore as "two NEW YORK Sciences in Stockholm, and promised to hit harder on not to believe Clinton's line that bozos" who had less foreign An American economist with Sweden, said their work led to the adminis­ the GOP ticket would cut policy expertise than a dog. unorthodox ideas - among a better understanding of eco­ tration's ethi­ Medicare to pay for tax cuts. Clinton deputy campaign them that "it's insane to try to nomic activity, including tax cal controver­ "Who is this guy? What does manager Ann Lewis took note balance the budget" programs, auctions, insurance sies in their he know about it? What does he of Sunday's civil debate Tuesday shared the Nobel eco­ and credit markets. next debate. know about benefits? What between the presidential rivals nomics prize with a British "It's very gratifying, ... very "Bozo's on his does he know about Medicare," and added, "I guess this means professor. warming," said Vickrey, 82, a way out," Dole demanded at a misty the era of civility lasted a day William Vickrey, professor naturalized American citizen Dolo said of early-morning rally. and a half." emeritus at Columbia and native of Vancouver, his rival. One man in the crowd shout­ She said Dole's remark was University, and James Mirrlees British Columbia. Dolo target- Dole ed to Dole as he shook hands, "particularly glaring" given of Cambridge University in "I was amazed," said ed Clinton's "Please get Bozo out of the that the GOP nominee had chid­ England were cited for Mirrlees, 60, a native of integrity in two fiery speeches White House." ed Clinton on Sunday for refer­ explaining how governments Scotland. He told reporters at before rains from storm Dole called back, "Bozo's on ring to Bush during the 1992 as well as consumers use Cambridge he was skeptical Josephine cut short his New his way out!" debates as "Mr. Bush" rather incomplete data to make deci­ when he got the call from the Jersey bus tour and chased the Dole spokesman Nelson than "Mr. President." sions. academy. "I wanted to make Vickrey and Mirrlees will sure I wasn't being teased," he split the $1.12 million prize for said. innovative studies on "asym­ The annual prize is the third metric information." of the six Nobels to be award­ The theory, used to explain ed this year. The Nobel human behavior, refers to the Memorial Prize in Economic way in which everyone - from Science is awarded by the governments and giant corpo­ Swedish Central Bank in honor rations to small businesses and of inventor Alfred Nobel. consumers - makes decisions Vickrey told reporters he based on varying kinds and intends to use the windfall to amounts of data. "make the most of the oppor­ Traditional economic th1;1ory tunity to keep spreading some held that all sides had the of my heretical ideas." same information but different He has gone against popular preferences, which influenced wisdom by advocating the gov­ decision-making. ''Asymmetric ernment take on more, not information" means one side less, debt. "The insane pursuit knows something another side of the holy grail of a balanced else doesn't. budget in the end is going to A person seeking medical drive the economy into a coverage may have health depression," he said. problems, but the insurer A bigger national debt, he won't know it. A buyer won't said, will help those saving for know as much about a used retirement. car as the seller. And govern­ "The great increase in Meeting for ment doesn't know the earn­ longevity has produced a surge ings abilities of taxpayers. in the desire to accumulate Notre Dame Lesbian Although Vickrey and assets for retirement," he said. and Gay Students Group

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Observer Phone Lines Editor-in-Chief 631-4542 Business Office 631-5313 Managing EditotNiewpoint 631-4541 Advertising 631-6900/8840 Sports 631-4543 Systems/Marketing Dept. 631-8839 News/Photo 631-5323 Office Manager 631-7471 Accent/Saim Mary's 631-4540 Fax 631-6927 Da.y Editor/Producdon 631-5303 Viewpoint E-Mail Viewpoint.! @nd.edu General Information 631-7471 Ad E-Mail [email protected] nr • GOD 'N' liFE • lETTER TO THE EDITOR Religious injustice persists Diversity necessary to While the University of Notre Dame extensive variety of callings within the administration prides itself on upholding Church: contemplative, monastic, mis­ fully complete education r the teachings of the , sionary, teaching, social work, medical, Dear Editor: the story I read, was interested in , injustices continue to be heaped upon etc. Not only are the different religious The Oct. 2, Observer front page conveying the criminal nature of the r the students. Some are excluded from charisma necessary, but by their diversi­ headline read, "Child: Boarding Native American boarding school sys­ r holding activities on campus, others are ty they stimulate and move the Church schools strengthened family ties." tem. r Since arriving at Notre Dame as a She drew the conclusion that r denied access to information. A specific forward. example of the latter are restrictions The University has chosen to ignore graduate student I have become despite the cruelty and neglect which this fact. It must be asked how such a increasingly distressed at the lack of were part of the boarding school diversity on this campus. travesty is possible on a campus where I am from San Francisco. I did my members of the Franciscan, Dominican, undergraduate work at the University Benedictine and other Orders study and of New Mexico. I took the multi-cul­ 'Ideas must be chal- Julie work. Is the administration implying that tural environment of the west coast lenged, must be devel­ these religious and priests are not "good and the Southwest for granted, I sup­ oped, must be examined enough" to seek vocations from among pose, because although when I visited Ferraro the Notre Dame student body? this campus, and was struck by the from different perspectives The ridiculous nature of this restriction uniform whiteness of the university for a sophisticated under­ can be held in direct contrast to the engi­ community, it did not occur to me neering, accounting and other corpora­ that a lack of racial, ethnic and cul­ standing of the world to against the organization SERV (Students tions that are regularly invited to meet tural diversity would make any real emerge.' Encouraging Religious Vocations). with students to discuss career goals. If difference in the education I could The University has seen fit to prevent the University put a stop to this program, receive here. I was wrong. experience, despite 200 years of dis­ this group - formed to assist students the students pursuing degrees in these Education is not simply a matter of criminatory, even genocidal, policies interested in priestly and religious voca­ areas would experience a tremendous pouring the facts into the student, of the American government the tions in service to the Catholic Church - loss. Such a thing is unthinkable! although I have come to see that Native American has survived. It was from inviting representatives· of the dio­ It should be unthinkable that the Notre Dame has a long and self-satis­ not the boarding schools, it was the ceses or countless religious communities University would attempt to stifle badly fied tradition of doing just that. A uni­ people who strengthened their family to speak on campus. The only represen­ needed religious vocations by restricting versity education must not only ties. tatives allowed to speak are from the the students' access to personal visits inform a student, it must develop crit­ The insensitivity of that headline Order of Holy Cross. from members of religious communities. ical and analytical skills. The world would be more obvious were there In essence, what the University is say­ Such interference in the mysterious work changes too fast for any body of facts more Native Americans on this cam­ ing with this policy is that the Order of of God cannot and should not be tolerat­ to remain current for long. pus, more blacks, more hispanics, if Holy Cross has exclusive rights to any ed. Ideas must be challenged, must be only because discussion and an vocations that are nurtured at Notre · The University could do no better than developed, must be examined from exchange of ideas and perspectives Dame. And, by the freedoms guaranteed to sponsor a yearly "vocation confer­ different perspectives for a sophisti­ would be taking place both in and out cated understanding of the world to of the classroom. But as there isn't to those living in America, we all know ence." Every interested group of reli­ emerge. The lack of diverse perspec­ such diversity of cultures and ideas, that this is untrue. gious should be invited: Trappists, Mercy tives on this campus leads to a naive such headlines which reflect naive, Worse yet is that the University thinks Sisters, Ursulines and Carmelites, conception of education. Cultural uneducated, uninformed thinking will it can place such a restriction on the 'Jesuits, along with those mentioned ear­ diversity is important - I would say continue to be accepted without com­ divine, individual calling of God. This call lier, and more. The University of Notre essential- to fostering the intellectu­ ment by the majority on this campus. urges the one who hears and responds to Dame should wholeheartedly support al diversity a university education serve the Church according to his or her SERV, not suppress it. ought to provide. MICHAEL MCGUCKIN unique Such naivete, such ignorance, of the Graduate Student talents. The Order of Holy Cross is nei­ Julie Ferraro is a secretary in the value of diversity is reflected in the History and Philosophy of Science ther set up nor able to adapt to the Freimann Life Science Center headline for Shannon Ryan's story from the "Multicultural Beat" last Wednesday. Dr. Brenda Child, from

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-John F. Kennedy Wednesday, October 9, 1996 VIEWPOINT page 9

• lEITERS To THE EDITOR Reaction to OSU Rally shows need for respect Dear Editor: Dear Editor: First, let me begin by saying that I am not a military fanatic. I do not come from This column is not about political witch hunts; it is not really about politics at all; a military family, nor am I a member of the US Armed Forces. However, I was it is about America's favorite blonde bimbo: that's right, Jenny McCarthy. utterly appalled at the lack of respect shown to Captain Scott O'Grady at the OSU (Applause) It's bad enough that Notre Dame has their own patron Playboy center­ pep rally Friday night. fold; it's perfectly nauseating, however, for the Notre Dame community to officially During his speech, Captain O'Grady was discussing how he had been shot down endorse such a woman-and I use that word in the loosest sense of the word (pun in Bosnia and was being hunted for six days. At the end ,..------, intended). of this segment of his speech, he was about to say that Let's just examine The Observer's description of Ms. "the most glorious thing he had ever seen in his life was McCarthy: "Just add a touch of humor to a beautiful face a US Marine helicopter" when he was cut off by many and a seemingly perfect body, and you will get Jenny male students who interjected Jenny McCarthy's name. McCarthy.' The physical description ,of McCarthy goes on These members of the Notre Dame student body acted to place her in the same tradition with such blonde in a despicable and tasteless fashion. I understand that bombshells as Marilyn Monroe although it fails to men· people were excited for the biggest football game of the tion McCarthy's honorable title as 1988 Playmate of the season. I also understand how the male sexual drive Year. can be heightened by the sight of Jenny McCarthy. An evaluation of the Monroe/McCarthy types as the However, sometimes people need to differentiate feminine ideal has for years now led to such unhealthy between what is going on and what they hope will social diseases as anorexia, and to such unhealthy prac· occur. tices as breast and lip implants. As physically attracted Here is a man who was risking his life in our Armed to McCarthy as I am (there; I've said it), I can also recog- Forces for the safety of the Bosnian people and the nize that you do not have to have blonde hair and big American people. Hegardless of your personal beliefs on breasts to be a physically attractive female. If I did not, the military or on war, it is these men who provide us only the McCarthys, Monroes, and Pamela Lees would with the security and freedom we experience in our size up (no pun intended). everyday lives. Beauty aside, however, The Observer article also Think of every man or woman who ever fought in a describes McCarthy as "a very intelligent woman"-who war for this country and died to preserve the freedom dropped out of college to become a Playboy bunny and we take for granted every day. Perhaps we should take who tries in vain to form a complete sentence in this some time to remember that fact when someone who very article and has "true talent." Exactly what makes was shot down in a foreign land is speaking to us. McCarthy talented, may I ask? Is it the book she didn't I found it ironic how Lou Holtz spoke about class five write or the songs she doesn't sing? Or maybe it's such minutes after all this occurred. I have nothing against Lou Holtz, but it is amaz- high-profile acting as can be found on "Silk Stalkings" and "Singled Out." ing how we can worship a football coach with a salute to the tune of th.e 1812 What I would really like to know, though, is exactly why the Notre Dame commu­ Overture, yet we cannot respectfully listen to a Captain in the United States Air nity would set up McCarthy-a woman who epitomizes the American emphasis on Force. the female body to the exclusion of any other significant characteristics-as a role The next time someone visits this university and speaks to a large crowd of peo- model for the Notre Dame and Saint Mary's women. What will be next? Playboy at pie, primarily students, I only hope that we can exhibit the class and dignity that the ND bookstore? Strippers in the Huddle? Hugh Hefner as the 1997 keynote everyone so often speaks about when discussing this university. speaker? I would not be surprised.

HOB SCHMIDT BEN TRIGG Junior, Flanner Hall Junior, Sr. Edward's Hall

• WHERE I'M CALLING FROM In defense of the satire of a certain 'best friend' I'm sure there are many of you sur­ entire column to someone's opinion of I wrote a column on beer. The student ly being said. Too many students here prised to see that I'm back, that I my previous one. But that assumes that body approaches its imbibing with want answers without questions; they haven't crawled under a rock in shame one's rebuttal is intelligent and based on manic fervor-some students, myself want to learn without having to think. after the abuse I received in last an understanding of what I wrote. Your among them, are actually proud in a This is more than an issue of you failing Thursday's "Letters to the Editor." I was response, Mr. Oross, was definitely not. way that Notre Dame is the #1 binge to read between the lines, it is a broader quite the whipping boy in more than one I was going to let it slide, I was going to drinking school in the country. That is issue of narrow mindedness and lax letter as my previous column appears to be mature and say, "Hey, he missed the sad. That is sick. That is ridiculous. But intellectual curiosity. We study, we have ruffled some feathers. Good. I'm point of your article, let it go. He's got that is also hilarious. So I wrote a col­ learn, we get good grades-but do we back and, in the wise words of Elton bigger things to worry about-he put his umn making fun of my own attitude, an stop enough to think, to question, to look name on a letter that panned drinking attitude shared by many undergrads at the bigger picture? and praised DuLac." I was going to be here. We both wrote in order to expose a big and ignore the criticism. But I don't I was disturbed by your response not serious issue at Notre Darne-l wanted think I will. His letter not only called me only because of its irresponsible person­ to do it through laughter, while you an idiot whose mind is something "Notre al attacks, but because it brings up what chose to address the issue through a Thomas Dame should be ashamed ... that it has I believe to be a problem at Notre Dame heavy handed, pedantic, and paranoid produced," but he filled his letter with much bigger than drinking. Your letter proclamation of the evils of drinking. Coyne implied judgments on my character. is a perfect example of the ugliness of Within my joking I made critiques of the Instead of separating the words from the the complacent Notre Dame mind-a University's policies and offered legiti­ writer, instead of reading closely and mind plagued by tunnel vision and will­ mate suggestions for dealing with the trying to actually grasp the meaning of ingness to accept things at face value. binge problem at Notre Dame, but I my column, Oross aligned me with date Your letter reminds me that while we wanted it to be fun, something people .John, ''I'm still standing, yea, yea, yea ... " rapers and drunk drivers. say we are here to think and examine, would read, something people would tell For those of you who aren't Viewpoint I respond in a personal manner time and time again we refuse to do so. their friends to check out or put up out­ page regulars, two weeks ago I wrote a because his attack was personal. Date Your reaction was so ignorant of any side their door. And judging by the rna· column entitled, "In defense of an rape and dnnk driving are not casual element of sarcasm that I wondered if jority of students' reactions, that is undergraduate's best friend," in which I topics and when you use them in the my column was to blame for not making exactly what happened. Every person discussed in a sophisticated and erudite same sentence as my last name, one the satire clear enough. But in your own that laughed or cut it out was thinking manner the issue of alcohol at Notre better k•1ow that I am going to have a letter you affirm that in my column in some part of their head, "This is Dame. Actually it was an admittedly major ,Jroblem with it. Your letter there were utterly ridiculous statements hilarious-this is ridiculous-this is ridiculous piece in which I took up the sound• J like fighting words to me Oross. that are not even worth printing absurd-this is me." common undergrad point of view that You called me out in front of the entire because they are so unbelievable. So I suppose a satire isn't any goq_d if drinking and drunkenness are sacro­ student body and I've got some fighting why believe them? Instead of attributing everybody gets it-people who both sanct. I tried to expose an attitude that words of my own. my "ludicrous" statements to my idiocy, liked and hated my column missed it is so twisted it is hilarious. I took a seri· You were impressed that such a rotted why not think if there is something I completely, and I can accept that. And if ous issue, had some fun with it, and mind as mine could correctly use the might be trying to accomplish through you don't like my writing, I can accept everybody had a good laugh. Well, not term 'exorbitant.' Actually, I can use lots such outlandish, bombastic language. that too. But I cannot accept your per· everybody. of big words because I read books (like You say that I was speaking "presum­ sonal insults and attacks on my charac­ Last Thursday's Observer was graced Billy Madison says- "Reading is GOOD"). ably with a straight face." Why presume ter. Several of your statements were with a letter from a fellow undergrad, When you read books sometimes you that? When I wrote that piece my way out of line, especially your claim Mr. S.E. Oross, which described my arti­ hear things that are hard to believe and tongue was so far in my cheek I still that my "idea of foreplay is waiting for cle as "a monumentally pathetic and that is when you are supposed to think haven't gotten it out. My column sound· the girl to pass out." For your informa­ dangerously ignorant piece of writing." about why someone would say them. ed like something Homer Simpson would tion Oross-I never have to wait for that. Gee, thanks. Sometimes they call this satire. write-do you honestly think I wrote, (SARCASM- can you recognize it now? And the criticism only gets stronger Sometimes satire is fun. "BEER, GLORIOUS BEER!" with a I make sure to point it out before you from there. I write for response so I was Two weeks ago I tried to think of straight face? write a letter to student affairs calling naturally thrilled by the fact that I was something fun that is on every Notre As an educated reader you shouldn't me a sexual harasser.) able to illicit such a vehement reaction Dame student's mind that I could write presume anything from the writer. Yet from someone. I appreciate any legiti· about. I came up with two things: beer you have been programmed to read R. Thomas Coyne is a senior Arts and mate and honest critique of my work and sex. Then I thought about things straightforwardly, to swallow what you Letters major. His column appears and I normally wouldn't devote an that Notre Dame students actually do, so are told without thinking what is actual· every other Wednesday. ACCE-NT page 10 Wednesday, October 9, 1996 • ACCENT ASKS ... • What do YOU think Barefoot 1n t is the best PlaY of Theatre department kicks off year with Neil all time and whY? By PATRICK WACKERLY a peaceful resolution, with the r Accent Writer boring Paul and the equally bor­ r ing Mrs. Banks going off to live in r n today's modern world of the­ seclusion in small cabin in north­ r ater, very few shows enjoy a ern Kentucky while Velasco and f I long life-span. On Broadway, Corie plan an expedition to climb r. the need for profit forces all but K 2 r " 'A Man for All Seasons' the most successful of big-named ( j us t musicals into closing, while the f because Sir Thomas Moore few works that is such a stud." survive often offer little in the Dave Preissler way of Junior, Stanford quality (hey, peo­ ple actually shelled out good money to see a bunch of guys singing on roller-skates in tions to Staten Island and par­ kidding, "Starlight Express" and, thanks to takes of more than his share of but it does the blind masses flocking once alcohol. end happily). " 'Anything Goes' again to the name of Andrew The main crux of the show The cast is anchored down by because that is my Lloyd Webber, "Cats," a show comes after the afore-mentioned Melanie Garman and Craig Pinza, devoid of any sort of worth or trip to Staten Island, which also playing the roles of Corie and motto in life." merit, is currently enjoying the serves as a blind-date for Velasco Paul. Both are solid actors and longest run of a show on and Carie's widowed mother. promise to give strong perfor­ Broadway). Reflecting on the cur­ Paul and Corie have a falling out mances. Suzanne Mignanelli por­ Angie Kizer rent nature of Broadway, where while reflecting on the day's trays Carie's mother, Mrs. Banks. Sophomore, Badin non-musicals hardly ever enjoy events, mainly because Corie However, the most promising star the popularity or longevity of their accuses Paul of being a harmonious brethren, one will boring "stuffed shirt," who " begin to appreciate the comedies is "too logical to walk bare­ and dramas that have withstood foot in the park" while he the test of time. We here at Notre insists that she is immature Dame have the opportunity to and impulsive. The audi­ " Waiting for Godot' view one of the shows - Neil ence is left in suspense r • because I could see Simon's "Barefoot in the Park," (Yeah, right. This is a com­ myself as one of the main which opens this evening, the first edy. I think we all know it's of this year's mainstage produc­ going to end happily) as to characters in twenty tions. whether this newly formed years." Simon's "Barefoot" explores union will dissolve into several days in the life of a newly­ divorce, while also wonder­ wed couple, Paul and Corie ing what will become of Kyle Smith Bratter. As the show opens, the Velasco and Carie's mom. couple has just purchased their The previous night, Velasco Freshman, Flanner new home, a three-room apart­ was gentleman enough to ment in a brownstone located in offer Carie's rather inebri­ mid-town Manhattan. They soon ated mother a ride home,

discover that living in their new and, from that point on, no The Observer/Kevin Da abode brings a whole new horde one has heard from either Paul Bratter (Craig Pinza) helps his mothe of complications into their life, person. Yet, do not fear, in-law (Suzanne Mignanelli) recover from < " 'Les Miserables' ranging from the six-flight climb gentle reader, all comes to shortness of breath. because it is so over­ whelming." Jennifer Coleman Redford and Fonda go: Sophomore, Lewis ly. And why shouldn't it? The fact, it seems that anyone who A review of screenplay is written by Neil enters the room is required to be Simon himself. But with a lot out of breath for at least five min­ Gene Saks' 1967 more room to work with, Simon is utes, with the exception of Victor able to open up the characters Velasco (Charles Boyer). The only "Rocky Horror Picture movie 'Barefoot and give us a more defined set­ thing left to do is throw in a timid ting. The transition from the play widowed mother and the real Show." to the movie is so amazingly exe­ action is ready to get rolling. in the Park' cuted that it loses not a single iota Paul is an aspiring lawyer By JOSEPH WEILER of what made the original whose idea of having a good time , Dan Buhrfiend Assistant Accent Editor Broadway play a success in the is playing it safe. Redford acts the r Junior, Fisher first place. part perfectly. He is all too effec­ r • he University of Notre Dame The plot is concise and very easy tive at ignoring the advances of will open it's theatrical sea­ to understand. Paul Bratter his sex-crazed wife in favor of Tson tonight with the hit (Robert Redford) and his newly­ worrying about the daily tribula­ Broadway play, "Barefoot in the wed wife Corie (Jane Fonda) move tions of his life. Redford seems to Park". If, however, your schedule into a "cozy" little apartment after carry a certain sexual mystique keeps you from the posh accom­ a six day honeymoon at the Plaza with him from movie to movie, modations of the Washington Hotel. Paul is somewhat of a and he loses nothing of it in his Auditorium, you may want to stuffed shirt while Corie tends to performance in "Barefoot". " 'Miss Saigon' because head over to the local video store be be more outgoing and flirta­ When combined with the sassy and check it out for a private tious. performance of Jane Fonda the it is a great love story." viewing. The major action of the movie result is electric. They have such Robert Redford and Jane Fonda takes place during a period of two great chemistry that even Madam in a Neil Simon comedy. There days. The first day consists of Curie would be jealous. Sticking Lori Dolan could not possibly be a film which mostly physical comedy - a very with really bad cliches, Redford is Sophomore, Farley appeals to such a large audience whimsical phone man, an old, the salt to Fonda's pepper. It is but is known by so few people. wheezing delivery man, and the this cosmic relationship which ""Barefoot in the Park" is a fan­ flight of stairs from hell. Paul and makes the movie work. It gives tastic movie in all respects. Corie live on the top floor of a five the film its pizazz. Directed by Gene Saks, "Barefoot" story apartment complex with no Paul and Corie are not alone in is a simple film. In fact, it sticks elevator (does this remind any­ their endeavors, though. Carie's The Observer/Katie Kroener to the original script almost exact- body of Morrissey Manor?) In mother (Milfred Natwick) and the ACC~NT Wednesday, October 9, 1996 page 11 • 18 Audit or1um ,,'imon favorite ;nnms to bn Michael O'Malley in his performancn of Velasco. <\rnwd with a funky costume and . ~y:l(AISERMEANY · ~ainl Mal]''$ At~;e.tir Edit()t · and accent whieh appears to be ttn amalgam of many European \N~ll, Wf)ek's Aecent spread concerns the opening dialects, lw appears to run the tlli$ qf ":aarefoot in the Park" over at Wahsington Hall. livns of' his rwighbors from his Shipe both .the movie and the video have already been hasP of opnrations in his alcove in p~ .. , andl have yet to see either, 1 thought that I'd tlw attic. While his character gi this cohtrnn a different angle. In this day and age, itsnlf appears to bn somewhat -what exactly does it mean to walk barHfoot in the park'? ·lidwrl for a contemporary audi­ First, let's take the physical aspects of it. Would you ~rJcn, O'Mallt~y is a strong actor, · to take oil' your shoes and walk boles of my fe(;lt a collection plate for bro­ interior of tho Bratter's apartnwnt The Observer/Kevin Dalum worse. But, I'm dealing with an extreme and indudns a rnally BIG skylight Michael O'Malley, Craig Pinza, Suzanne Mignanelli, and Melanie Garman pr (left to right) enjoy an exotic meal on the set of "Barefoot in the Park." and two working sinks, was if you were walking in a beautiful, lush. quaint ~~signed by Bruce Auerbach. field, you would still run the risk of stepping on .ight design for tho show was quaint custom of having a phone Park provide an audience a tul." l'tH me pose the question or ticks. You can't Htndlt~d by snnior Jnf'f' Dodson, delivered to your home). glimpse of the way things used to ev•en:,detecttbose suckers until the Lyme dis(;lase begins ·tnd tlw costumes were crafted by The entire role Is dated, and, as be ·course. So even those of you from Iowa, or {il:harcl Donnnlly. Our currently such looses much of its comic Overall, Barefoot in the park is or Michigan cannot try this exercise ·trnsstHI-out stage manager potential. The conllicts and jokes a highly enjoyable play, written by I) (ll).$(}!\tlitexmental Doesn't that tell you party to the zany backwardness of With a strong Albanian accent and rather than that of the 1967 ver­ onships? Can you not rMd "Barnf'oot". Thny snrve primarily an even stronger stage presence, sion, it would be extremely bor­ Get committed, get sent to Arkham. as foils to tlw two main charac­ he does not disappoint his audi­ ing. With no explosions, no mur­ roo smart for that! Or maybe it's that lt~rs. They are older and their ence. llis character is somewhat der, no crimes committed of any ...... I really haven't figured out rolns are reversed. Other than difficult to define. sort and no sizzling bedroom that, tlu~y are exactly the same as The initial reaction of the audi­ scene, the film relies on it's genre ):~;C)J.ri:qii'tm1ent:-st1y that I can't even get a pet. their younger eoun- _.___,...._---, ence is to view him and locale. One is reminded of there! Fishes need to be tt~rparts. Mother as a bad guy. After the old "Mary Tyler Moore Show" by-the-seat-of-my-pants btHtrs tlu~ attitude of all, if he weren't or the "Dick van Dyke Show" in all any dependents on my lwr young son-in-law around making life of their simplicity. When we hear be mammalian or not! Even dinner while Vnlaseo shares utterly unpredictable the jokes now they are are old and me into a panic. I mean .... they're just -, C01·ie's passion for for the Bratters, Paul cliched. But back in 1967 they I.Jnchangeable. •Concrete. Unbreakable.

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I pagel4 The Observer • SPORTS Wednesday, October 9, 1996 I ~, • NBA I Parish impresses Jordan in camp By MIKE NADEL regular-season games. He propriate place for Parish to Associated Press Writer ranks 13th on the all-time list begin his league-record 21st ! in scoring (23,173), sixth in re­ season. For 15 years, he was DEERFIELD, Ill. bounding (14,626) and fifth in the Celtics' man in the middle. Asked if any young players blocked shots (2,342). Flanked by Larry Bird and l had impressed him in training He is the only newcomer to a Kevin McHale, he centered /. camp, Michael Jordan imme­ team that won 72 regular-sea­ perhaps the best frontcourt • I diately responded by son games last season and combination ever to play the t commending the man who has rolled to the title. Bulls coach game. I played more games than any­ Phil Jackson sees the 7-footer The Golden State Warriors t one in NBA history . as an insurance policy for drafted Parish in 1976 but "Young? Chief is the bright starting center Luc Longley traded him to Boston for Joe • side of camp right now," he and backup Bill Wennington. Barry Carroll in 1980. The t said, referring to 43-,year-old "We're amazed with his abil­ deal, which also gave the center Robert Parish. ity to compete, but I hate it Celtics the draft pick they used t "His game is steady no mat­ when a guy I played against is to select McHale, is considered ~ ter who he plays against or still playing," the 51-year-old one of the most lopsided in ~ with," Jordan said Tuesday. Jackson said. sports history. ~ "And he's the first player on Parish planned to retire after "The Warriors insisted on the court every day. His spending the past two seasons playing him in the high post enthusiasm is just as strong as with the Charlotte Hornets. and the offense didn't work," if he were young again." "But I thought this would be said Derrek Dickey, who Parish, who won three cham­ a great opportunity for me," played with Parish at Golden pionships with the Boston he said. "The chance to win State and now is the Bulls' Celtics during the 1980s, said another championship - radio analyst. "So after a few Chicago - the NBA's oldest that's what drove me out of years, they gave up on him. team - brings out the kid in retirement." Big mistake." him. Nat Hickey, who was born in Jackson won't revamp his "This is the most competi­ 1902 and played one game for famed triple-post offense for tive, intense camp I've been Providence during the 194 7-48 Parish, who probably will play in," Parish said. "No nonsense. season, is the only man in NBA no more than 15 minutes most All business. I love that. It has history to play past his 43rd games. But, the coach said, to do with all the champions birthday. Parish will become "We've made some subtle dif­ they have here." the second when the Bulls ferences to give him a little Parish has played in 1,568 open Nov. 1 at Boston. more room posting up when • There couldn't be a more ap- he's in the game." t Celebrate l PRINCIPLES of SOUND RETIREMENT INVESTING a friend's I birthday with a special Observer ad. Local business seeks light assembly lirie workers, full or part time positions avail­ able. (Great job for students) $6.00 start­ ing wage. For more info., contact Becky Metzler@ 289-0385 ext 258. EXERCISE REGULARLY AND YOU COULD LIVE LONGER. INVEST REGULARLY SO YOU CAN AFFORD TO.

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' I' page 16 The Observer • SPORTS Wednesday, October 9, 1996 yards, numbers too big to the interior running game and freshman Deke Cooper may get due to injuries to Jeremy ignore. As a consequence, the giving whichever quarterback the nod to enter the starting Akers .... The squad has not Football offense may run some option is behind the center some line-up .... Tailback Autry given up hope for the National continued from page 20 plays to keep Washington's breathing room. Denson is recovering from Championship. "We talk about I defense honest. The option at Notre Dame? surgery on a broken finger. it; you always try to find a Otherwise, the Husky de­ And for certain, one man Who knows, maybe it'll work. Due to a splint, he may not be way," admitted Denson. "The fense, led by linebacker and who can run that option is IRISH NOTES: Free safety able to receive punts or catch one bad thing about not con­ Butkus award candidate Ink Jarius Jackson. Jarvis Edison has been expe­ passes out of the backfield .... trolling your own destiny is Aleaga and lineman Jason "I think Jarius Jackson riencing back spasms, and al­ Jerry Wisne will return that you have to depend on Chorak, will be at Powlus' would like to get on the field," though he is expected to be through the revolving door at other teams to do the job for throat. Holtz said. "It is possible that fine for Saturday's game, left guard to start against UW you. There is still a chance." One of the ways to counter a a second team could be substi­ full blitz, besides having deep­ tuted for a series or a certain threat speed at the receiver segment of them; that is al­ ·position, is to run the option. ways possible." - -- Against Ohio State, the Irish Running the option would ------ran the option 10 times for 104 bring the safeties back off the - - --- line of scrimmage, opening up ------:;::::: ::...------.. ------··--- --:::=-. ~':.

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, I - I Wednesday, October 9, 1996 The Observer • SPORTS page 17 • WOMEN's INTERHAll Dismal weather hinders offensive performances By HEATHER CAMPBELL much slipping on the field and end of the game. lenged Siegfried for a two-point along the way. Failure to make Spons Writer losing grasp of the ball, The Pyros scored both their conversion and gained two any extra points left the score Pasquerilla East's two touch­ touchdowns early in the first more points for the Pyros, mak­ 8-6 for the rest of the night, P.E. 14 Siegfried 6 downs and a single two-point half of the game. Kerry Hanley ing the score 8-0. When with PW only two points ahead conversion dominated over passed over the goal line to put Siegfried gave the ball back to to take the win. The light rain showered Siegfried's lone touchdown that the Pyros on the board, and not the Pyros four downs later and Several interceptions took throughout the game, and after put them on the board at the long after, Ann Searow chal- no score, Pyro Melissa Gorman place throughout the game, and caught a winning pass and gave as 0/C came closer to the goal PE their final score of the night, line for a second score, Weasel 14-0. defender Amanda Cahill inter­ Siegfried never gave up, and cepted a pass to change ball with intimidating center Janelle and field position. Weasel vet­ Hansen protecting quarterback eran Cahill demonstrated skill Jennifer Laurie from the firey and ease on the field, and was Pyros, defenders were seldom on the All-Star team last sea­ able to tag Laurie and bring her son. She apparently has not lost down. In the second half of the a bit of her touch as she contin­ game, Laurie sent a perfect spi­ ues to intercept and score for ral to Siegfried Offense player the PW Weasels. Becca Grayville, and although that got Siegfried closer to the Knott 0 Farley 0 line, the ball was given back to the Pyros with no score. Not This game was filled with until two interceptions later, mud, rain, sketchy calls made and a big collision between two by the referees, laughs, grunts, of Siegfried's players, did and numerous interceptions, Siegfried score their first touch­ but unfortunately no score. down. While trying to intercept Angel Siobhan O'Brien began the Pyro ball, Sarah Lett collid­ the game with an interception, ed with one of her own, knock­ giving Knott a chance to begin ing her head silly. Although the the game with the advantage on Pyros dominated yet another the field. However, no score 11th: football game, Siegfried's Lett evolved out of this field gain, Friday, ()ctober 4:30-():30 felt that "even though we didn't and at one point, Offensive play too well in the first half, player Kristin Langan ran with ~ee Fooct FIELU HOUSE MALL \~zz .8~ we picked it up in the second the ball in confidence, but and had a real good game." gained little yardage as she ~ . ~ tried to dodge the green Farley P.W. 8 Off-Campus 6 players on the field. More yardage was gained on a hori­ The Weasels and Bulls played zontal level than on a vertical quite a battle last night, and al­ level. Smiles erupted from the though both teams showed ex­ sidelines, but still, no score. !lft;r treme talent and effort, The second half of the game LazYBabyBJ Pasquerilla West walked off screamed ncar winning plays, Ues Band with the win at 8-6. The first but due to the intense rain FIGHTIN' IRISH"' few seconds of the game were showers, hands kept losing grip crucial for PW, as Mary of the ball. Angel .len Green Hepburn picked up the 0/C ball began the score of interceptions and made an award-winning late in the second half. but AND CIGARS TOO!! interception on the first play. Farley's Kelly Shannon turned With loud cheer on the purple right around and intercepted it side, the Weasels went on to back, once again giving Farley push through the Off Campus possession and hope for a If it rains, postponed to Friday defense, and Mary Laflin scored score. As Farley fought against the one and only Weasel touch­ the rain and the tough Angel before Air Force Game down for the night. Kelly defense, O'Brien performed her McMann followed the TD with a second interception of the night two point conversion, making and gave Angel's hope again. the score 8-0 before Off Kathleen Sullivan sprinted past Campus could blink. loads of green Farley shirts, Even though the game began and just when it looked like she in favor of the Weasels, Off was home free, she was tagged Campus fought right back, and the play ended. After making outstanding fakes and Farley gained possession for reverses. Ann Jackoboice, the last time of the night, Angel renown for her speed and in­ Clarrissa Zepeda intercepted telligence on the field, faked a the ball, was tagged, and the pass off on a reverse and ran game was at an end. Although over 60 yards for an Off no score means no wins, it also Campus touchdown, success­ means no losses, and both team fully dodging purple obstacles celebrated with mud fights. page 18 The Observer • SPORTS Wednesday, October 9, 1996 • WOMEN's WEEKEND INTERHALL RESUlTS Low scoring affairs McKallop rallies PW, By NICOLE JOHNSON It was defender Maureen Hill, Sports Writer with three interceptions, one of which was returned for a touch­ Slammers, Chicks win Sunday was a day of shutouts down, who earned top honors for women's interhall football. for her team. A pass from quar­ By PATTY ANN HANLON their season record with a win The three games that were terback Kathy Tschanz to Kerry played proved to all there that Callahan accounted for the Sports Writer last week over Farley, they could not compete against the interhall at Notre Dame is not remaining touchdown. Lyons Pasquerilla West 12 Farley 0 Slammers dynamic teamwork. just powder puff. now stands at 2-0. In the first drive of the game,. In the first contest, the Wild Finally, Pangborn took on In the battle between Farley's Carrie Flood scored a touch­ Women of Walsh Hall suffered Breen-Philips in the final game Finest and the Purple Weasels down for Siegfried. As the their first defeat of the season at of the day. Pangborn, led by from Pasquerilla West, the PW game continued, the teams' the hands of the Howard Ducks, captain Stacie Babi, shut down Weasels ran away with the strong defense kept the score­ 6-0. Kim Ryan, captain of the the B. P. offense to take the game, winning 12-0. The win less. Walsh squad, cited the absence game 13-0. was the second shutout for the Siegfried captain Jen Laurie of key players as a cause for the The new rules regarding Weasels after a win last week commented, "Our defense loss. Badin and Lyons Halls blocking, while irksome to some against the Lewis Chickens. worked really hard to prevent were next to take to the gridiron defensive lineman, do not After the losing to PE and Off­ Off-Campus from scoring. The on a day seemingly made for appear to be a problem for the Campus, the second shutout offense was great, scoring on football. It was Lyons who teams. The teams who played proved that PW is back to play the first play. Hopefully, the roared to victory 13-0 with the this Saturday will play again on hard. game will begin a winning help of a strong, alert defense. Thursday, October 10. The outstanding teamwork streak." between the quarterback and other team members helped Lewis 7 Knott 0 the Weasels win Sunday after­ noon. "We are gradually getting You are the star! In the last second of the first better with each game." com­ half, a defensive penalty oc­ mented Knott coach, Joe curred and the down was re­ Restizo. Come show your stuff at played. The PW quarterback, Despite a loss Thursday night Liz McKallop threw to captain, to the Pasquerilla East Pyros Kelly McMahon, scoring the and the loss Sunday to the first touchdown of the game. Lewis Chickens, the Knott As the battle continued, Farley Angels seems satisfied with Open-Mike Talent Night moved the ball back and PW their progress. Sophomore Amanda Cahill (DB) Knott captain, Maryclare intercepted the ball. A thirty­ Kenney agreed with Restizo. yard pass thrown by McKallop "We have been working really This Thursday, October lOth to Mary Laslin, winning the well as a team." game for the Weasels. Lewis's tough defense and 8 ... 10 PM LaFortune Ballroom The loss against PW was an­ swift moves proved unbeatable other disappointment for to the Angels. The only touch­ Farley. Farley had lost 6-0 on down of the game was scored Thursday night to Off-Campus. on a pass from the Lewis quar­ Sign up early at the LaFortune front desk and the dining halls on Julie Shepard, the captain of terback to Beth Wilde. Anne Wednesday or just show up! Farley, commented, "We have Blast scored the extra point for a good team, but the tough the Chickens, making the score calls hurt us." 7-0. Lewis was happy with the Whoever has the best act receives Siegfried 7 Off-Campus 0 win over Knott after losing to Pasquerilla West last Thursday 2 FREE Rusted Root concert tix! After last week's scoreless tie night. with Farley's Finest, Siegfried Lewis captain, Angie Auth ~ came back this Sunday and commented, "The offense did a slammed Off-Campus with a 7- great job and the defense held •Singing • Dancing 0 win. Although Off-Campus Knott back." •Comedy Skits • Music • Poetry I;(ff had been trying to improve S onsored b SUB Have something to say? Use Observer classifieds.

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.... SPORTS 20 October 9, 1 • VOLLEYBAll Redbirds catch Irish snoozing By JOE CAVATO walking as they have now lost East player of the week award Sports Writer to two unranked opponents in for the first week of October. a week's time. Before their In every one of the Irish The Notre Dame volleyball loss to Ball State last Tuesday matches last week Treadwell team has received their fair the Debbie Brown's squad had set different career high. share of wake up calls but they not lost to an unranked foe in Another switch when the have continued to hit the dead­ 52 straight matches. Now it Irish were down 0-2 saw ly snooze bar. has happened twice in one junior setter Carey May see The Irish suffered their fifth week. her first significant playing loss of the season as Illinois The Irish and Redbirds have time this season. She has been State knocked off the eleventh split their eight previous meet­ sidelined with a dislocated ranked Irish last night, 15-7, ings, with the last four match­ shoulder the entire season. 15-9, 5-15, 10-15, 15-13. The es going the distance. This May assisted on 50 Irish kills. Redbirds were led by Patti match would see Illinois In game three May connect­ Hoppa and Andi Hardwick who State's seventh ranked kills ed with Angie Harris for eight had 25 and 20 kills re­ per game battle against the of Harris' team high 25 kills. spectively. Irish blocking which remains Jaimie Lee who had been play­ The color red should certain­ in the top twenty. ing in the setter slot moved ly alert head coach Debbie "We were able to take back to her outside hitter and Brown that her team may be in advantage of .their block contributed 16 kills. The trouble as all but one of their early," explained ISU's head roommates, Harris and Lee, defeats have come at the coach Julie Morgan. "It was led the Irish in hitting percent­ hands of a mascot wearing the tough for the bigger players, age with .306 and .300, color of passion. The Stanford but Notre Dame adjusted like a respectively. Cardinal, the Louisville good team will. We expected Coach Brown discussed her Cardinals, the Ball State them to push for a comeback." team's performance. Cardinals and now the Illinois After getting flooded early in "We are excited about the State Redbirds have all over­ the first two games Brown's way we competed. For most come the Domers. team came just a couple buck­ people, it' an upset. In my Unranked squads like ets shy of saving themselves. eyes, it's not. We've been Michigan and Villanova have After the first two sets, Brown playing terrible lately." shaken up the Irish in forcing used 6-footers Molly McCarthy Hopefully, the Irish will pull the Blue and Gold to come and Lindsay Treadwell to out of their daydream as they back to win in five setters. storm back into the match. began the season on the fringe Apparently, the Wolverines Treadwell has recently been of the top five, but are now The Observer/Rob Finch and Wildcats haven't gotten the team's hottest player as struggling to stay in the top Sophomore Lindsay Treadwell was named Big East Player of the the Irish out of their sleep- she was honored with the Big twenty . Week after obtaining three career highs in three consecutive matches.

• MEN's INTERHAll • fOOTBAll Low scores plague Holtz nervous about offense interhall contests By JOHN CRISHAM penalties or fines were issued. Sports Writer Keough 6, Keenan 0 Stanford 0, Dillon 0 This game was a defensive In a battle between two win­ and special teams battle be­ less teams, it would seem that tween the Keenan Knights and one team would at least come the Keough Kangaroos. Both out with a win under their belt. teams struggled to advance the However, this was not the case ball, as the defenses were unre­ in Sunday's game between the lenting. The Knights ran the Big Red of Dillion and the ball relatively well behind run­ Stanford Studs. The game ning back Mike Rost, but they ended with a 0-0 score. continually stalled with their The theme of the game was passing game. A huge part of defense, as neither team could their passing woes were due to muster anything on the offen­ the defense played by defensive sive side of the ball. One player back Eric Salas. Salas came up did manage to make a little im­ big with two interceptions in the pact on the offensive side, how­ game. ever. Dillion running back Another Kangaroo player that Stefan Molinar had a few nice sparked the team was special The Irish offense led by Ron Powlus will have to step it up in order to overcome an impressive Husky team. runs, but not enough to actually teams artist Dan Strobel, who score. In fact, the initial first sparkled with four bone-crush­ By DAVE TREACY Holtz. "The thing is that is consistent basis. down of the entire game didn't ing hits on punt coverage. Associate Sports Ediror really frustrating to all of us "We split people out against come until the third quarter, Keough's running game was offensively is that nothing Ohio State, and they just went when Dillion did manage to working pretty well, but they Lou Holtz is nervous. seems to mesh. out and covered them with one move the chains. fumbled late in the third quar­ Although it may be appro­ "We have a quarterback man and played everyone else -- There was o.ne exciting event, ter, giving the ball to the priate, he is not even that wor­ whose strengths are in one inside," Holtz recalled. as the game approached its fm­ Knights in good field position. ried about a vaunted area and you have people that The safeties' presence at or ish. The Big Red's Mark Rule However, true to form, the University of Washington of­ are doing things that are tak- near the line of scrimmage completed a long bomb down to Keough defense stepped up and fense that is averaging 32 ing his talents away and we almost forces the hand of of­ receiver Frank Cracchiolo, mov­ on the ensuing play, caused a points a game and posted 42 aren't good enough to just take fensive coordinator Dave ing the ball to Stanford's 25- Keenan fumble to get the ball points on the board against the and run the football." Roberts' squad. Unless Ron yard line. They lined up for an right back. same Arizona State defense The coach has good reason Powlus can connect with his apparent field goal, but took "The defense played spectacu­ that shut out Nebraska. to be nervous. The Huskies receivers in man-to-man cov­ everyone by surprise - espe­ lar," said Strobel of the effort. Holtz has confidence in the are going to throw an eight or erage, the Irish offensive line cially the Stanford defense --= "We hounded them (Keenan) all defense. nine man defensive front at the will have a rough day opening by faking the kick. They threw a game long." The Irish offense, on the Irish offense, similar to what holes and protecting the quar­ beautiful pass across the middle The Knight fumble proved other hand, has the coach a lit­ Ohio State did to disrupt Notre terback from a heavily stacked but it was dropped at the goal deadly, for on the very next tle edgy. Dame's system. Washington's rush. line. A mild scuffle ensued "We're still trying to get set­ cornerbacks have the ability to between the teams, but no see INTERHALL I page 15 tled offensively," reported play single man coverage on a .. see FOOTBALL/ page 16 ~ vs. Washington at Central Collegiate • October 12, I :30 p.m. ~ Conference aJ • Womens interhall power poll at Stanford' October 18, 7:30p.m. ~ see page 18 (•'.- October II, 6 p.m...... vs. Western Illinois Soccer vs. Calvin riJ • Parish playing well for Bulls (~.- October II, 7:30p.m. October I 0, 4 p.m. ~ see page 14 vs. Providence Volleyball vs. Lake Forest October 11, 7 p.m. ~ October 9, 7 p.m. ~ l