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Students held at knife point Two intruders threaten and rob Foxcroft·apartment residents

By Kenny Nager drawers and got out another knife, he City News tdilor said. Two off-campus students were Police said the second male went robbed at knife point in their upstairs with a knife to where Foxcroft townhouse Wednesday Clayton was sleeping and demanded afternoon, Newark Police said. money from him. Mike Qayton (AG JR) and Doug "This guy came in and told me to Einstein, a student currently enrolled lie face down on the bed while he in the university's parallel program went through my drawers and tossed in Wilmington, said they now know things around the room," Clayton how it feels to be totally helpless. said. "He was yelling for me to give "It was probably the only time I him all of my money." . felt useless and there was nothing I Einstein sai4 he was brought could do about it," Clayton said. upstairs and at times had a knife "We're both a little shaken up, but pinned to his neck. The suspect then we're OK." threatened Clayton to tell him where Police said two men forced their his money was or he would cut his way through the front door at about roommate. 1:30 p.m. and placed a long serrated "It was scary," Einstein said. "I knife to Einstein's neck. was thinking, 'I'm not ready to die "I was fixing a hole in the wall yet."' when there was a quick knock on the Clayton said after awhile they door and then these two guys pushed were both told to lie on the bed face their way in, forced me on a chair down, and a mattress was thrown on and stuck a big knife at my throat," top of them. 1 Einstein said. "They said ¥ we looked up they. While the first man with the knife were going to cut us, so we waiteq held him down, the second man was until we didn't: hear them anymore,'' THE REVIEW I Maxlmlllian Gretsch rummaging through the kitchen See ROBBERY page A7 First lady Barbara Bush reads the short story "Miss Nelson is missing" to a group of 50 children in the Concord Pike Library during I her visit to Wilmington on Tuesday. Mrs. Bush strongly promotes literacy programs across the country. i WSFS to cldse The first lady visits the first state I . Main St. branch .~ Barbara Bush participates Republicans in Wilmington By Kenny Nager placing them into jobs." City News Editor Liss said the Col)ege Square in state's reading program rally around Mrs. Bush After 60 years of business, branch has more conveniences, such Wilmington Savings Fund Society as two Automated Teller MAC will close their Main Street branch machines, a drive-through window, By Clare lyons the Unknown" summer reading Pamela Wilson At both of her public Oct. said Ginny Liss, WSFS a night drop for businesses and i\ssociate News Editor AS!ociate News Editor 30, program. appearances Mrs. Bush blamed advertising and cpmmunication interior renovations to accommodate WILMINGTON - Once upon a She was dressed in a black and WILMINGTON-First lady the Democratic Congress for the coordinator. more facilities. time, there was a grandmother white patterned skirt and top, Barbara Bush spent Tuesday country's woes. The branch will be consolidating The move may inconvenience who lived in a big white house wearing her familiar pearl evening in the first state kicking "This Congress won't act. with its Newark partner in the students who do not have cars. and was married to an important necklace. She sat on a wooden off Delaware's Bush/Quayle Let's get one that will," said the College Square Shopping Center,. Joseph Conza (AS SR), a man. He was very important, but chair surrounded directly by the 1992 Campaign rally and first lady. Liss said. Christiana West Tower residenl, said very busy, so sometinies his wife children and was watched by the attending a private fundraiser. Before the rally Mrs. Bush The College Square branch has he is not worried about changing did some of his chores for him. press and parents who waited Earlier in the day, Mrs. Bush told the press at the library, "It is operated in Newark since August banks, although he does not have a time for a Republican president While President Bush behind ropes. read to children at the Concord 1987. car. entertained the annual convention Mrs. Bush coaxed the children Pike Library. with a Republican Congress, She said all of the accounts and "My paycheck is automatically of the National Guard in Salt who knelt, squatted alld sat Indian Mrs. Bush joined about 400 starting right here with Mike business from the Main Street deposited into my account and I can Lake City Tuesday, Barbara Bush style in a semi-circle in front of Bush/Quayle supporters, Castle." branch will be transferred to the use any MAC machine on Main entertained about 50 children at her, to "wiggle" closer toward her including Gov. Michael N. "We want a change too," she College Square branch. Streel," he said. the Concord Pike Public Ubrary to hear the story. Castle, at the Republican rally said. "We have had the same "It is purely a matter of Liss said, "We have had more with a story. Once Mrs. Bush started, the held in the Hotel DuPont. Congress for 39 years." economics," she said. "It's more students sign up at the College "I know that book," the restless crowd of children could In a brief speech at the rally, During her speech she cost-effective to move than to Squ~re branch this year than ever audience of mostly 4 and 5-year­ not resist commenting about their she called for the reelection of compared her husband to a pilot upgrade the Newark branch which before. her husband and for a new trying to land with a load of olds said when Mrs. Bush familiarity with the story. needs renovations. "'t is a little further to walk but I announced the selection, "Miss But Mrs. Bush maintained Congress, beginning with Castle, prosperity and well being for "At least the majority, if not all of don't think the impact will be that Americans, but being denied Nelson is Missing." order by gently pressing her who is running for Delaware's the staff from Main Street, will be great because most student checking Mrs. Bush's appearance was fingers to her lips and saying, only seat in the House of clearance by an air traffic moving to College Square," she accounts are done through MAC part of the library's "Leap into Representatives. see BUSH page A7 see FIRST lADY page AS said. "We don't foresee a problem see WSFS page A9 _Public Safety tickets around the clock Freelance writer settles into UD By Eugene Paoli policy for university lots," Brooks Staff Reporter said. · Public Safety has boosted its Brooks said a suggestion has New journalism professor tries his hand evening patrol of university been made to give Public Safety a at teaching after years of magazine work parking lots to ensure safety and list of public events so that stricter .enforcement of parking vehicles associated with the By Tracy Grinnell 1976, says his interest in policies, a university official said. events would not be ticketed. News FN!ures Editor journalism was stirred in Unregistered vehicles taking up To increase safety, he said, He seemed very composed college. space had become a problem for lights will be added to the Jots and considering the new endeavor He found a niche writing for :;tudents with registered vehicles, a surveillance camera will soon be that Jay before him. his campus newspaper and said Gary Summerville, associate added to the Christiana West lot. This showed as he relaxed in monthly magazine. "I realized I director of Public Safety. Kizzie Cobb (AS SR) said she the hard plastic booth sipping enjoyed many styles of writing," "We decided to enforce our is upset that Public Safety limits coffee and munching a Dunkin' Yagoda says. parking policies in the evening by the places where commuter Donut cruller. After graduating from Yale, ticketing vehicles without proper students can park. Already he seemed at home in Yagoda says he sent an permits," Summerville said. "How is it in my best safety the Scrounge though it was only application to a magazine · "It has always been the policy interests," she said, "to attend my his first visit. entitled "New Leader." of Public Safety that vehicles night class, park in a pay lot, and However, it was his vibrantly This was his first writing have a valid' permit to park in lots walk a greater distance to class by flowered tie, contrasting his experience away from the safety on weekdays after 4 p.m. and on myself, when I can park in a conservative blue shirt and grey of a college atmosphere and 'weekends," he said. · university lot close by? " slacks, that revealed a certain afterwards he began to freelance Stuart Sharkey, vice president Cobb said it is unfair that aspect of Professor Ben his writing. for Student Affairs, said he has commuters without permits cannot Yagoda's personality. Through trial and error, received complaints from students park their cars in lots close to The part that lives life by Yagoda says he discovered who have been issued tickets from their night classes. · "focusing on the moment" and feature and sports writing to be the crackdown. "Public Safety should make "living day by day." his favorite genres. THE REVIEW /MaximiiH.., Gretsch Dean of Students Timothy spots available for commuting Hired as the university's new His articles have appeared in Professor Ben Yagoda teaches the finer points of writing to his Brooks said the majority of night students and continuing journalism professor this fall, magazines such as "The New journalism students In class Wednesday night. complaints have come from education students," she said. Yagoda says he "trys" to ac.hieve York Times Magazine," visitors attending functions at Summerville said vehicles with his calm attitude because ' lite is "Esquire" and "Rolling Stone." Magazine," where he is you with an idea [if they are Newark Hall and the Perkins red-sticker permits may park in too complicated." On Tuesday an article of his currently a contributing editor. familiar with your work]." Student Center. gold lots after 4 p.m., but non­ Yagoda, who received his discussing the "supermarket Yagoda says he initiates many The I ife of a free-lancer, "I spoke with Gary permitted vehicles will be bachelor of arts degree wt. h high industry in the Delaware Valley" of his own ideas for stories, "but Yogada says, is not easy. Summerville and asked him to ticketed. honors in English from Yale in was published in "Philadelphia sometimes a magazine will call see YAGODA page A7 review the evening enforcement see PUBLIC SAFm page A6 '> I ~ I A2 • THE REVIEW. September 18, 1992

Career Planning and "Our workshops help students understand this process and how to Placement offers job search prepare for it," he said. workshops Public Safew conducts The Career Planning and Placement campus-wide bicycle Office offers workshops throughout the semester which can help university registration students enter today's competitive marketplace. Public Safety registered students' bicycles Career workshops such as R~sum~ I free of charge at various campus sites and 11, huerview Preparation and Job Tuesday and Wedilesday, said Public Search Strategies prepare and motivate Safety Officer Paige Seppanen. students to compete in job searches, said Students registe~ their bicycles' serial Steve Sciscione, associate director of numbers and receive an adhesive decal Career Planning and Placement. indicating the bikers registration number "Everything you hear about the job with Public Safety, Seppanen said. The market these days is negative," Sciscione ~erial numbers are then entered into the said. "We're trying to be positive, but National Crime Information Computer. realistic, by motivating students to get a "In the event that the bike is stolen," he job. Make it happen, think of something said, "we have information about the bike creative." and can trace the owner if it's found." Sciscione said R~sum~ Writing teaches "A lot of unregistered bikes are students how to compose and improve recovered at the end of1the year," resumes, while the Job Search Strategies Seppanen said. "We have no way of workshop develops effective skills used in knowing whose they are so they get finding employment. auctioned off." Interview Preparation provides Decals are placed on"bicycles to deter THE REVIEW /Jennifer Stevenson videotaped examples of good and poor thieves from ·stealing registered bikes, he Larisa Harrison (AS SR, a member of the university marching band pounds the xylophone Saturday during the interviews. For those experiencing said. halftime show of the Delaware football game against the University of Massachusetts. difficulty with the interviewing process, "Last year a lot of bikes were stolen," practice interviews are videotaped for Seppanen said. "but not too many critique by trained counselors, he said. registered bikes were stolen." Sociology protessor York State Reformatory for Women at place." The lecture, sponsored by Women's Sciscione said about I 0,000 students Public Safety provides different bicycle., lectures on reforming Bedford, 1912," Bowler expanded on attend the workshops over the course of a registration locations for. students • the concept of prostitution during the Studies, was held Wednesday year. The workshops are offered weekly convenience, he said. prostitution in 1920s early twentieth century. afternoon in the Ewing Room of the throughout the Fall, Winter and Spring "It only takes a couple minutes," The definition of a prostitute at this Perkins Student Center. Sessions to undergraduate and graduate time included girls between the ages of Bowler emphasized the importance Seppanen said. "Students should take the For young female delinquents of the students or alumni. Typically juniors and time while we're available. It may save 21 and 25 who frequented dance halls of race, gender and class throughout her seniors auend the courses, he said. progressive era, reform as opposed to or had sex before marriage, she said. lecture. Mainly, the girls who were sent them a couple hundred dollars." punishment was the goal of the penal "With a decent r~sum~ students have a "The irony of the situation," she to Bedford were daughters of Native­ decent chance at an interview," Sciscione system, said Anne Bowler, assistant stated "is that the system made no American born immigrants, she said. said. "With an interview opportunity, professor of sociology. attempt to rescue those who were students have a chance to network and In a lecture entitled, "What Shall criminals, rather it concentrated on Compiled by Candace }. Lewis and communicate their strengths well." We Do with the Young Prostitute, reforming young girls who might not Margaret Zeman Reform Her or Neglect Her? The New have committed the crime in the first

t A University launches Student adjustment programs

By lan Madover school. phone tours. freshmen residence halls, will "It will make freshmen more Staff Reporter "What's DELCAT?" he asks. Susan Greenzang, area expand to more areas across comfortable knowing they are In the beginning of Fall Well, with a new pilot coordinator for west campus and campus pending student not the only ones in the position Semester Joe Freshman ponders program, First Year Experience, organizer of First Year involvement. of feeling lost and confused," his unfamiliar collegiate Housing and Residence Life is Experience, said the idea was With the program's success Nadler said. environment with apprehension. aim;ng to ease Joe Rreshman 's initialed last ~ummer when the Greenzang said, "Hopefully we "Many upperclassmen would "Will I be able to party every worries. department set their goa ls on will be able to develop [First have liked to have been taught night and still pass my classes?," The program consists of a community development in Year Experience) into a class for these things, since many had to he asks. "Are the girls next door series of programs' including how helping first-year students. credit." learn it on their own," Greenzang safe walking home alone at to drop/add, personal safety, The program , which exists Melissa Nadler (AS JR), a said. · night? Wow, the library se~ms a alcohol education, general study only in Rodney A/B, Dickinson Russell A resident assistant, said On the other hand, Jami lot bigger than the · one in, high skills and library and blue-light ElF and the ~encader Complex the program is a good idea. see RESIDENCE LIFE page A6

"YOUN,¢, WITTY, AND IRREVERENT" • - CHICAGO SUN TIMES

Lorne Michaels Naked man flees after West parking lot between 8 p.m. Presents Monday and 8:45 p.m. sighting female student Wednesday, University Police said. A naked man standing next to a tree on the Pencader walkway The motorcycle is valued at Wednesday fled when a female $4200, police said. student walked by at 12:44 a.m., University Police said. Bike stolen from Smyth Hall Student and friend .A Specialized Rock Hopper arrested for stealing · mountain bike valued at $900 was bikes near Russell stolen from Smyth hall sometime between August 30 and Sunday, Premieres Friday, September 18th. Dorm University Police said. A male student and a male non­ Then look for the "Kids" at their regular one-hour time slot student were arrested Tuesday for every Friday. It's one hour of sheer lunacy for adults only: stealing bikes at3:30 a.m. outside Cavalier stolen from Check locall.lslfngs. the Russell complex, University Police said. Elkton Road Police gave the following account: A 1986 Chevrolet Cavalier with As an officer was on foot Delaware registration was stolen patrol, he saw the two suspects from the 700 block of Elkton tampering with the bike rack. · Road sometime between 6:30p.m. Tuesday and 7:45 a.m. As he approached the two suspects, the officer watched them Wednesday, Newark Police said. remove two bikes and stan to ride The car is valued at $4000, police said . .away. The officer was able to stop one suspect while the other rode away, but the other bike and suspect Car stolen from Winner were soon recovered. Ford dealership A 1984 black Ford FI50 3- Motorcycle stolen from speed was stolen from Winner Ford, on the 300 block of E. Christiana Towers Cleveland Avenue sometime between 5:00p.m. last Thursday A 1989 Suzuki 750 motorcycle was stolen from the Christiana and 7:52p.m. Monday, Newark Police said.

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)i September 18, 1992. THE REVIEW. A3 Tipper Gore visits Del~ware Promotes controversial national family-leave legislation

By Jill Laurinaitis same this time around because he said. ManiJ&ing fdirO< suwons voluntary family leave witOOut "A aisis affects every member of the Wll..MINGTON - Attempting to federal reguia1.ion. family," Gae said, referring to her son's score points in the family values debate Michael Gritton, press secretary of 30-comprehensive fee

~y Adrienne Mand groups." ~ongress, the Student funds to have poll tical figures .Student Affairs Editor Other considerations include Programming Association and speak at the university. : Every year students pay a $70 the amount of income and revenue WXDR, the university's radio Buzin also claimed students are ComP..rehensive Student Fee as a generated by the organization and station, were allocated a total .of not aware of the programs and part of tuition. how well it adhered to the $364,000 for the 1992-93 speakers which the comprehensive • One third of this money goes previous year's budget. academic year, Prime said. fee sponsors. 'toward recreational activities and The entire process begins in the Other organizations, such as "There could be a White mtramural sports, while the rest is spring, when groups requesting "special interest" groups, which Supremacist Student Union which :designated to the Student Center money submit their budgets to the include the Lesbian Gay Bisexual wanted to bring David Duke to rAllocation Board. ' allocation board, Prime said. Student Union, the Off-Campus campus," he said. "We would all : The board comprises four full­ Any organization requesting Student Association, the Young have to pay, no matter how we ~ ime, matriculated undergraduate more than $1,250 must appear at a Americans for Freedom (YAF) feel about him." • :Students and three faculty hearing before the board. At this and the Black Student Union, However, Doug Rentz (AS SR), ~embers. time it presents its expenses, received $54,614. Different a member of the allocation board, • Marilyn Prime, director of the activities and plans for the college councils were granted a said the process is fair. :Perkins Student Center, said all upcoming academic year. total of $889, she said. "Guest speakers are allowed as :;registered student organizations, Prime said expenses such as Prime said all of the submitted long as the event is open to 'excluding rei igious and advertising, cultural activities and factors are used in determining anybody," Rentz said. "POlitically-oriented ones, are phone services are considered the allocations. Buzin said that the allocation ..eligible to receive money from the priority, while alcohol, band and "We do the best objective job process should be eliminated and 'board. DJ services and food are not that we can," she said. "The that different college departments In determining how much eligible for funding. process is fair and equitable." should fund speakers and money each group receives, Prime The organizations are divided However, Heath Buzin (AS programs for student groups. said: "We look at the size of the into seven categories according to JR), a member of YAF, which Prime said: "No allocations ·group, its appeal and what it the amount of people and types of promotes a conservative political process is perfect, but we have a brings to campus. It runs the interests they represent. philosophy, said non-political good one that is as effective as it ~amut between conservative and "Major groups," including the interest groups receiving large can be. Whether one agrees with liberal, social and educational Delaware Undergraduate Student amounts of money can use their the groups is irrelevant." Scrounge increases prices Officials cite_inflation, maintenance costs as causes for hike

By Deena Gitaitis food restaurants was done this as good a value as it did before Staff Reporter year and Clay stressed that this the increase. Returning students can was the first price increase in • "I spend $5.00 or $6.00 now probably remember the good ole' Scrounge prices since 1989. for what I used to be able to get days at the university, when a "We went out and looked at the for $4.00," Stenzler said. slice of pizza at the Scrounge was marketplace and Pealized where Alyson Mitchell (ED SO) said a buck and they di'dn't have to we were in relationship (to other she thinks because the Scrounge break the bank to buy a Coke. fast-food restaurants)," he said. has flexible hours and a They should. It was just last "We had to make some convenient location, Dining semester. adjustments." Services can raise prices without For the first time since 1989, Clay said the quality of the fear of losing business. prices for items in the Scrounge food at the Scrounge will not be "They know you '11 come here, and other dining locations have affected by the price increase. so they take advantage of the increased by 7.7- percent, officials Items that will cost more at the situation," Mitchell said. said. Scrounge this year include the While some things at the Full-time meal plans also following: Scrounge are less expensive increased this semester from $800 0 Pizza (one slice, plain) is up compared to area stores, some to $853. from $1.00 to $1.19. items have higher prices: Randy Clay, district manager of 0 A hamburger that was $1.15 last ° Clearly Canadian beverages are Dining Services said the price year is now $1.29. $1.15 at the Scrounge, compared increase is due to inflation, higher o Six-piece chicken nuggets have to $1.04 at 7-11. market prices and the increasing gone up from $1.69 to $1.79. 0 Evian Water at the Scrounge is costs of maintaining the Perkins 0 The price for a medium soft $1.15 vs. $89 at Wawa. Student Center. drink has gone from $.80 to $.90. 0 Harmony Snacks are $4.80/lb. THE REVlEW I File Photo An across-the-board wage The price increases in food at on campus, while only $3 .29/lb. at ·jackie Tompkins, a Scrounge worker, gives a student his food at newly r,.ised prices durin_g lunch time. increase for Dining Services dining services' locations has Pathmark .. employees increased labor costs some students feeling cheated. Clay said: "A lot has to do with as well, Clay said. "Overall we are being ripped their [area stores'] ability to buy "Any one of those by itself off," said Megan Lowe (AS"SO). that product at a better price than doesn't make a major impact," "You wouldn't think your school we can. Clay said, "but when you tie all of would want to do that to you." "I don't have the ability to go WALKTOUOFD them together, they really do." Ben Stenzler (AS JR) said the TOWNE COURT APARTMENTS A study of comparable fast- Scrounge does not offer students see SCROUNGE page A4 • Balconies • Wall to \Vall Carpl't • Air Conditioned • Masonr)' Construction • Heat and Hot \Vater lncludt.•d - - -- Newly renovated Hallways and Launch·y Rooms • Shuttle Bus Service to U of D • Connnienth located within walking distance to shopping centcr, hanks. and restaurants. FULBRIGHT STUDENT EFFICIENCIES. ONE AND TWO BEHROOI\1 AI'ARTI\IENTS !\Ion.-F.-i.• 9-6 • Sat. 10--1 • Sun. 12--1 GRANTS 368-7000 NO PETS Fr·on1 S378 Off Elkton Rd .. Rt. 2 for Graduate Study Abroad 1993-1994 Applications available

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Carper and Minner plan task force Democratic candidates for governor and lieutenant governor release ideas for government .review

By Pamela Wilson which will undertake a major review "This will not be an exercise in and Indiana have been effective in Associate News Editor of Delaware's state government state employee bashing," Minner providing services more efficiently NEWPORT - Tom Carper and Minner discussed· their "two­ said. "We aren't looking to remove and less expensively, she said. Ruth Ann Minner, the Democratic prong plan" to review the jobs." In an interview following the team for governor and lieutenant government by a "macro and micro Carper, who has served as press conference, Carper said he is governor. announced plans Monday approach." Delaware's sole congressman since seeking the governorship because he for a two-part review of Delaware's The macro approach would 1982, added, "We may be looking is proud of his achievements as government consist of the task force's major for a reallocation of resources to congressman but is tired of In a press conference held at the overview of state government, and other areas we establish as our Washington. Delaware Democratic headquarters, the micro would ~all on state priorities." "I am tired of Democrats bashing both candidates spoke briefly about employees to do . their own Minner said, "Governments Republicans and Republicans their goal to make state government evaluations. usually only present their citizens bashing Democrats. I am tired of the more efficient and user-friendly. The overview will look for areas with two. bleak options- raise taxes president blaming congress and vice Carper beat Daniel D. Rappa for where services are duplicated or gaps or cut programs." versa. There is too much pollution the party nomination in last week­ in services which exist, Minner said. The formation of a task force to and gridlock in Washington." end's primary elections. Minner was State employees will be asked to review government differs because it He said he believed solutions will unopposed. examine the systems and procedures is offering a systematic effort to come from the state level and local Minner, who has served 18 years they work with in order to suggest improve a government's efficiency, community. in the General Assembly, said if changes, make improvements and be Minner said. "THis," Carper said, "is where the THE REVIEW /Lori Bullas elected, she will chair a task force rewarded for their efforts, she said. Similar programs in Minnesota action is." During a press conference Monday afternoon Carper and Minner speak about state reform.

Members of the university's chapter of the Colden Key Honor Society won national recognition for outstanding leadership. FRI. (LOVE SEED MAMA JUMP) Honor ~ociety AIL IMFORTRED :BEERS $1 . !50 unlocks. FROM 3 P.M. national award, again SAT. BUY 1 DINNER ENTREE GET TI-lE 2ND ENTREE FREE * $4.00 ROI....L.ING ROCK PITCHERS * LIVE BANDS By liz Lardaro and to know what we have done Staff Reporter has had a positive effect." SUN. BRUNCH 9 A.M. 2:30 P.M. The university's chapter of 'the To receive an invitation to the '• Golden Key National Honor Oo(den Key National Honor JAZZ NIGHT Society was recently awarded the Society, all members must be Key Chapter A ward for a second juniors or seniors in the top 15 MON. TEX-MEX ',FOOD SPECIALS consecutive year. percent of their class and have a $1 . 50 .ALL DRINKS IN THE HOUSE The group, consisting of 500 3.25 GPA .' FROM 9 P.M. ' members, was one of 20 chapters Judith Gibson, assistant vice chosen from 180 nationwide in president for affirmative action TUES . 1/2 PRICE BURGERS* August. • · and the chapter's advisor said, • The award recogntzes "This is an outstanding I.....ADIEE NIGHT*REDUCED DRINKS outstanding social work at local organization composed of very and national levels, leadership in hard working students. WED. . 1/2 PRICE NACHOS 9:30-11:30 p.M. the community and involvement in "The ·active core group of $1 . !50 MEX :a:e:::e::RS $1 . 75 MEX SHOO' I E!R chapter activities and in campus officers and memb'ers was very awareness. dedicated to the mission of the PASTA SPECIALS*LIVE BANDS "We were really thrilled," said honor society." THUR . Nancy Walsh (AS SR), president Walsh said a combination of $4.00 ROCK PITCHERS •·' of the university's chapter which compatibility and communication was founded at the university in 1988. "It's nice to get recognition see HONOR SOCIETY page A8

~:-: Scrounge SEMINAR- FRIDAY 3:30p.m., ll4 Spencer Lab. , rontinued from page A3 COFFEE - 3: 15 p.m., Spencer Lobby. :- directly to the manufacturer and ~IVERSITY OF buy in the kind of volume that T September 11 Dr. Robert H. Allen they buy ... I'm not in competition with Pathmark." ~ l.JELAWARE University of Delaware If students are dissatisfied with A ~ICTORIAL ESSAY OF EARTI:IQUAKE DAMAGE any aspect of Dining Services, Clay said they can get involved with the Dining Services ' IJJ September 25 Dr. William S. Harwin committee or the Resident Student '\'b~~ Association. A. I. DuPont Institute "They are definitely not NOVEL COMPUTER INTERFACE STRATEGIES FOR powerless in this," he said. PEOPLE WITH PHYSICAL DISABILITY One student said she thinks the ~~~~ Scrounge has good and bad points, and that not all important October 23 Dr. Louis G. Hector, Jr. · aspects of the Scrounge involve food. ALCOA Technical Center Pasua Ellison (AS FR) said, FOCUSED ENERGY BEAM TEXTURING "It's a social place. I go there to be w_ith my friends, not just to RESEARCH eat." - CHANICAL ~ NGINEERING October 30 Dr. Peter Deamley University of Auckland ENGINEERED SURFACES FOR ARTIFICIAL HAY HIP JOINTS November 6 Dr. David L Bigio · University of Maryland RIDES FALL 1992 DISTRIBUTIVE MIXING AND ENERGY WITH BONFIRE DISTRIBUTION IN TWIN SCREW EXTRUDERS Scenic Wooded Paths Haunting Available November20 Dr. E. B. Dussan Schlumberger-Doll Research Only 9 miles off campus SEMINAR BUOYANCY INDUCED FLOW IN A $3.00 per person SERIES POROUS MEDIUM (302) 834-3721 December4 Dr.' Mark Bush call after 6 p.111. University of Sydney . STEVE COOK EXPLOITATION OF BOUNDARY INTEGRAL 3154 FRAZER RD. Newark, Delaware 19716 EQUATION METHODS NEWARK. DE 19702 September18, 1992 • THE REVIEW. A5 'Hemingway's bones' Writers premier biographer lectures·on the myths and realities behind Ernest Hemingway

By Rich Campbell Reynolds, who is writing the of," Reynolds said. the most solid, most reliable and Copy Editor third volume of a five-volume He also said Hemingway's best researc hed of all the Ernest Hemingway, the biography of Hemingway, said his private self did not match the Hemingway biographies. enigmatic author who "changed interest with the writer and his image he projected in public. "Most other biographers haven't the face of American fiction" and "cool, detached prose" began His first wife, Hadley, called done most of the leg work," said ended his life in suicide, still during college. Hemingway "the most sensitive Davison . " Reynolds goes and remains a mystery to the public, Reynolds said Hemingway's person I ever met and easily hurt," verifies himself." said a Hemingway biographer public persona, the rugged man Reynolds said. He finds " the dots" in a person's Monday night. who married four times, fought in At the time Hemingway life and "connects them," Davison "We know everything except both World Wars, hunted game committed suicide in 1961 , said, quoting Reynolds. the man behind the mask," said and drank excessively, still Reynolds said the author suffered The third volume of Reynolds', Michael S. Reynolds in a speech dominates the memory of one of from hypertension and paranoia, "Hemingway: The American titled "Hemingway 's Bones" at the century's most influential was manic-depressive and had a Homecoming," which follows the Memorial Hall. American writers. burned out memory due to author to age 29, will be published "Hemingway is not the Although Hemingway wrote electroshock lherapy. next month. contemplative writer but the active about traditional m.asculine Professor Richard Davison of Hemingway won the Pulitzer man," said Reynolds, a professor subjects, Reynolds said, he the English department said Prize in fiction in 1953 for "The of English literature and director portrayed the "difficulty of being Hemingway's father and. one, Old Man and the Sea" and the of graduate studies at North an American male." possibly two of his sisters, also Nobel Prize in Literature the next Carolina State University. Of all Hemingway's characters, committed suicide. year. Neverthe.less, Hemingway's he said only two come close to Reynolds said, unlike most men Other of his most acclaimed reputation as a macho writer being macho. Most of them who struggle to break away from works include the books "The Sun whose characters are macho men is struggle with fear and passivity in their falher, he said Hemingway's Also Rises" (1926). "A Farewell to a misconception, Reynolds told a the face of war and other struggle was wilh his mother. Arms" (1929) and "For Whom the group of about 60 people at the challenges, he said. "(Hemingway) called his mother Bell Tolls" (1940). THE RfVlEW I Shannon Nee lecture sponsored by the English "These are not the men of such the 'all-American bitch.'" Reynolds said many of Michael S. Reynolds speaks to students about Ernest Hemingway. department. stuff as heroic dreams are made However, Reynolds pointed out, Hemingway's works have been Hemingway "was a man who censored and he cited feminist needed women around him. opposition which viewed "He was not good alone," he Hemingway as a "brute oppressor said, but was not promiscuous and of women." with one woman at a time. Reynolds said, "I am concerned who also teaches and when anyone suppresses an autlior. re&ear'Chc:s Hemingway, introduced "He's a perfect reflection of Reynolds and praised his skill as a America at a time and a place and biographer. we don't like it," he said. Davison said Reynolds' "He kept us entertained with his biographical volumes have been life and his text." "very well received" and they are Delaware senator calls·for federal funds in education

By jennifer Stevenson Staff Reporter The United States must first achieve excellence in the classroom in order to endure the changing economy, Sen. William Roth, R-Del., said Tuesday mmling at a speech in Wilnington. The only way to improve education, he said. is through funds allocated by the government. Roth spoke to about 100 members of Delaware's business conununity at the university's Wilcastle campus during the opening of the university's Business and Economics Breakfast Series. Sen. Bill Roth, R-Del The problem ~th providing more money for education, he said, is that "government carmot give anything to economy, many Americans have America that it didn't already take been squeezed out of jobs. away from them." He said he feels that it is the Roth said even though America's responsibility of the government to production rate is higher than any increase and improve the American other nation, 40 percent of the gross work force $rough cooperation with national product goes directly to the the private sector. governmem. Americans must become The key to a successful future for competitive in business in order to the United States, he said, is a survive, he said. responsible government and He said even small businesses can Americans who are dedicated to endure the recession and compete basic principles such as education, with Japan by producing better saving and investing, and faith in products and exporting more goods. America. The Business and Economics Roth emphasized the need for the Breakfast Series, which is co­ United States to regain control of sponsored by the division of industries lolt to Japan. continuing education and the He said America has lost many top department of business and industries, including the automotive economics, will continue for the next industry, to Japan, which spends seven months. more government dollars each year Invited speakers from both inside on their students than the United and outside of the university States does. community will discuss current Roth said that with lhe constantly business and economic topics with changing, highly competitive local business people. First lady visits Ii brary continued from page A 1 Community Center in Wilmington. "Shh." Children who were already at the The children, who had been library were also invited to listen to occupied with stories and exercises Mrs. Bush. THE KANGAROO · DOWN UNDER for almost an hour as they waited for The entertainment leading up to 60 N. College Ave. the first lady's arrival, listened Mrs. Bush's arrival at 3:30, Newark, Del. 19711 attentively despite the TV camera scheduled for 2:45, included a lights blaring on them. reading from Gov. Michael N. (302) 366-8493 Security guards looked on from Castle's wife. Jane. various posts tbrollghout the library, Mrs. Castle chose to read "The chewing on walkie-talkie antennas Very Quiet Cricket," a book which as the lines arouDd Mrs. Bush's eyes features a recorded chirp at the end stretched with every twist of the of the story. plot. When Mrs. Castle had finished, The book is about a teacher, Miss Gov. Castle asked the children if Nelson, who, eusperated with her they had any questions. misbehaved c:lass, disguises herself One of them asked, "Why does as a mean substitute teacher, Viola the cricket chirp when you open the Swamp. Swamp disciplines and book?" reforms the children and returns "He's stuck," Mrs. Castle them to Nelsm. responded. Mrs. Bush interjected "I think something makes it explanations of words like happen," the boy said. "misbebavin&" sayin&, "That means Energetic children's librarian they were being bed." Rebecca Fisher kept the children's "You are all very smart," Mrs. attention with the hokey pokey and a Bush added between sentences. story about a tiger and a banana Ann Muie Gamble, 8, of peel. Wllminston said Mrs. Bush was "a After Mrs. Bush had finished good storyteUer." reading, she asked the children what "'She would be a nice graDdma," their favorite animal was. Oamblo said. "Turtles," was the overwhelming Gamble wu visiting the library response. "Teenage Mutant Ninja on her birthday when her mother Turtles." discovered Mrs. BliSh was reading When she got up to sign a poster there. with her picture on it, she let out a Libnriln Anne Normln said most little sigh. of the children c:ame from the "Forty-nine days," she said. -Educational Enrlcbment Calter near the llbruy and the Jewish

-----·------A6 • THE REVIEW. September 18, 1992 New lab Residence Life programs initiated continued from page A2 and the organizer of L.E.A.D., able to incorporate him or construction herself more effectively." Harting (NU FR) said you learn explained the three-fold program. . · The first session of L.E.A.D what you need to know from will be held on Monday, Sept. 21 on schedule upperclassmen, and other things The first year w1ll deal with from 7-8:15 p.m. in the Ewing you can learn from your R.A. options in leadership skills. $20 million building room and then every other and around the residence hall . The second will incorporate Monday following. to open in May 1993 Although only in its teaching leadership along with preliminary stages, students community service involvement. Anderson said that each week By Carey McDaniel seem receptive to the idea, In the third year there will be students will receive something in the mail. Assinanr Sports Editor Greenzang said. a major conference on With construction of the Lammot The program's success will be leadership. If they don't make it to a du Pont building underway, the evaluated at the end of the year, Anderson said juniors and seminar they'll have something to think about for the week. university chemistry department she said. seniors can benefit from expects the new laboratory to be the Freshmen will not be the only L.E.A.D. without having Eric Schleifer (AS SR) said wave of the future. ones benefitting from residence participated in the full three it's nice that the university is David Hollowell, senior vice life programs this year. . . years. offering it, but he'd never get president for Administration, said Leadership Education 1n Although the program is around to going because of his the $20 million building behind Delaware (L .E.A.D), another called L.E.A.D. it will also f04:us busy senior schedule. Memorial Hall is on schedule to newly initiated program by on how important it is to follow. Anderson said for those open in May. Housing and Residence Life, is Evan Borak (AS SR) said the students with a course that The building will contain offices, aimed at teaching leadership program will help students as conflicts with the program, there classrooms and labs for the skills and personal self-esteem to they enter the work force. will be a condensed version chemistry, biochemistry and marine upperclassmen so they can lead "I think it will have a positive during Winter Session. studies departments, he said. and work with other individuals. effect for both the student and a Chemistry department Chairman Wanda Anderson, area company they may work for," Jean Futrell called the building "the coordinator for Laird Campus Borak said. · ~The student will be most modern building lab ever constructed. "Students will have experience in the labs wilh the same quality instruments typical of the chemical industry," be said. "Before the chemistry department bad been apologetic because the facilities hadn't been compatible to what the students faced when they left [the university], so we had to make some major upgrades." THE REVIEW I Tiwa Cio Futrell said the professional A construction worker is hard at work as he helps·complete the new facilities are not the only attractions lammott du Pont laboratory for the scheduled .May opening. of the building. "It's an inviting building as well as a research lab." Russell (AS SR) said she is looking air into the chimneys, he said. A courtyard in from of the fo·rward to working in the new "The air will then be carried building will provide a new building because the labs are more through fans in the chimney which footpath between the North and advanced than the Robinson labs, will scrub and clean it," he South malls, and the building will where the chemistry department explained. "This way the chemicals be connected to Brown Laboratory current! y resides. are not dispersed into the air." on every floor. "In the new building there are H any chemicals are left in the The architects created space 'clean rooms' where I can work current, the fans in the chimneys where people can socialize, Futrell with trace metals without the shoot the air 1,000 feet into the .air said. "We want people to interact, plastic bubble we have to work in over campus. . so there are vending machines and now," she said. "Du Pont consultants gave us lounges which you would never see In the clean rooms, there are no advice free of charge for the new in strict lab buildings." dust or air interferences. Before building," Futrell said. "It's the A passenger elevator will be entering, students must change into same principle used in their central installed for the handicapped, lab clothing and pull their hair back experiment stations." which also has been imo a tight hat, she said. The builders and professors uncharacteristic of a university lab "If they finish it befor~ I worked together for three years to building, he said. graduate," she said, "it will make design the safest and highest Other features include advanced my work a lot easier." quality working environment instrumentation for research at the Futrell said the architects possible, Futrell said. molecular scale, to understand 'f_;~J {,;~~~~~~;~;- ,:':~::( designed Georgian-style chimneys . The $20 million budget for the reactions and how they occur, and to prevent toxic material froin being building was raised through state facilities for synthetic chemistry, or emitted into the atmosphere. allocations and private donations, ~·~sJ~~ : : ~tf. :~ ' . ' ex~i.~e~ ~ . , ~/~9{~~ '; · :· ::.\';::, · the making of molecules. Any syntlietic chemicals will be Hollowell said. ... ,...... Chemistry major Kristina examined under hoods that channel Public Safety tickets around the clock continued from page Al Revenues also cover costs for Building lot. shuttle buses and snow removal, "I walked out to my car around ror non-students, Sumnierville he added. 9:30p.m. after playing basketball, suggests acquiring a visitor's pass "It is too early in the year to which I do four times a week, and from Public Safety to park in predict if stronger enforcement of found the ticket on my car." he visitor lots. Night students, parking policies will increase our said. "I had on clue you needed a including those in continuing total revenues," be said. p~rmit after 4 p.m." education, should use the provided Students can obtain literature · "Why the hell didn't they let pay lots on campus, he said. on rules, regulations and policies anyone know you needed a permit Summerville said revenues at the Public Safety building on after 4 p.m." Cohen said. "It's a generated by vehicle registration Amstel Avenue. · . joke, it's ridiculous." and parking violations are mainly Jeff Cohen (PE SR) said he used for the upkeep and expansion recently received a {icket while of the existing lots. parked in the Carpenter Sports

Please see your officer selection officer 1st Lt. Dee at the College Bookstore on September 24 from 10:00 a.m.-3:00p.m. or call (215) 386-5935. September18, 1992 • THE REVIEW • A7 Journalism Professor Ben Yagoda discusses his freelance and writing career continued from page A1 book," Yagoda says. right person, two, find someone says. "She liked me because I was freelancer is economically students are doing because it is too '"!be most negative thing is that "The most exciting thing for who interested me, and three, find tall ... She likes tall people." unstable, Yagoda decided about early in the semester. you are at the mercy of editors," he me," he adds, "is going in depth someone who would interest a His collaborations with six years ago that he wanted to However, Yagoda adds, it is • says. into a subject. With magazine publisher. Westheimer resulted in three co­ teach. wonderful to "see little light bulbs "Sometimes I'll do an writing you flip from one thing to "Will Rogers is someone who authored books: "Dr. Ruth Talks He says: "You move from flick on in their heads. assignment and do exactly what's another. very few people know about. The to Kids About Sex," "Dr. Ruth's assignment to assignment and "We've done leads so far, and asked for and they'll [the editors] "But," he says, "I began to delve more I researched him, the more Guide to Safer Sex" and "All in a from good month to bad month. when it finally clicks it is a great • tell me afterwards that they want to into this book." interesting he became to me, Lifetime: The Autobiography of "Teaching to me seemed a thing. do something else," he says. The idea for the biography, "This guy was an amazing Ruth Westheimer." positive base in a sympathetic "The first couple of weeks of "You get what is called a kill Yogada says, was self-initiated. phenomenon," he says. Yagoda says he plans to environment where I could do [journalism] class," he says, "it's fee, which means they don't pay Biographies, he says, were always Yagoda has taken on other collaborate again with Westheimer magazine and book writing and like a foreign language. You've you the full amount." a form of writing that interested literary challenges. to write a book about the family in get a paycheck every month." never had this language before and Yagoda recently finished a him. However, he was faced with In 1986, Yagoda says his agent society. Realizing the importance of an it's hard." biography on Will Rogers which difficulties before beginning the introduced him to sex therapist Dr. "Yagoda says Westheimer has advanced degree to a teaching Yagoda says he wants nothing will come out next September. writing process. Ruth Westheimer, who needed a been "nothing but a pleasure to career, Yagoda went to the out of the ordinary from this job. "I spent most of my time during · "It was a challenge," Yagoda writer to collaborate with. work with." University of Pennsylvania for his "I just want to do a good job," a period of three years writing this says, "to one, come up with the "We hit it off immediately." he Because he says the life of a masters. he says. . While applying for his position Yagoda and his wife have two at the university, Yagoda says, he daughters, one four-years old and , , had to teach to a class of English the other 23 months. When he ,, professors. "This was a little thinks of his family he smiles. ' intimidating. In terms of his daughters , "I guess I was ok because I was someday taking up a writing · offered the job and immediately career like his own, he says, "We , accepted. Everyone has been are just working on crayons now, wonderful." and I don't find myself thinking Starting out easy, teaching the that far ahead." basic journalism course, Yagoda says it is hard to tell how the

Ra ~ BU~re~!~H-.: ty . ot-l1H£ ROOF! ~ ~9 Friday, September 25th 7 pm tll 11 pm -k . A rooftop concert and cookout atop the Colonial Parking Garage at 9th & Shipley. Wilm. Bush vis.its Delaware - RAIN OR SHINE - continued from page A 1 "Mr. Bush!" a boy about 5 years · old proudly shouted out. *Special Guests: Nlk Everett Group controller-The l>emocratic Mrs. Bush responded to & Love Seed Mama Jump Featuring: THE CONNELLS Congress- which she said is "out to questions from the press concerning lunch. a real long lunch." President Bush's position against a The president's proposals for the mandatory family leave bill and the Tickets $15 and includes beer, wine and soda. $5 discount with economy, health care, crime and college ID. May be purchased at: Rainbow Records, indications in the polls that show school choice have been ignored, Gov. Clinton leading in the ~ucklehead Saloon, Varsity Grill, Legends, Cavanaugh's, she said. presidential race. Deerhead Hot Dogs, Crumbs, l3 & B Tlckettown & Colonial Parking. She also described her husband Cash bar and a variety of food will be avaUable.,. Must be 21 to attend. "My husband is for family leave as a family man, an education but he wants it to be voluntary and proponent, a businessman and a not mandatory," Mrs. Bush said, world leader. referring to Clinton's support of a At the library Mrs. Bush, who Sponsored by: bill that would require businesses has been promoting literacy since with more than 50 employees to ~ AMERICAN T. LUNG ASSOCIATION ( BUD ) #--J.. 1980, read the short story "Mrs. guarantee up to 12 weeks of unpaid 93. 7~ • """"''"""' ..,_. LIGttT vu~ .I?P~J Nelson" to a group of about 50 leave for workers with newborns or children and 225 others including ill family members. parents, fellow Republicans and the "I don't believe in the polls," she . media. said. "I am seeing an entirely • Delaware's first lady, Jane different thing and I am too smart to Castle, also read a story called "A worry." Study Abroad Programs Quiet Cricket," and her husband The private fundraiser for the asked the children if they knew the Republican Party, held at the ,• significance of the next woman who residence of Delaware's national Winter ·Session 1993 was to tell them a story. committee spokesman, Laird , "Who is Mrs. Bush married to?" Stabler, was attended by Mrs. Bush .. ' January 4- February 6 Castle asked the youngsters. and about 75 other members. · Application Deadline: October 9, 1992 England/London . England/London and Scotland/ Edinburgh Accounting (x2962), Business Administration (x2555), & Fmance (x1015) Educational Development (x2573) and Educational Studies (x 2324) Robbery at knife point EDDV 335-Elementary Curriculum: Mathematics (3) ACCf 367-lnt. to International Financial Reporting (3) continued from page A 1 Prerequisite: ACCT 207 EDST 390-Instructional Strategies (3) . with a mustache. He was wearing a BUAD 391-Seminar on International Management (3) Prerequisite: Sophomore year status required. white hooded sweatshirt, police said. he said. Prerequisite: BUAD 309 or permission of instructor. Faculty Director: Ludwig Mosberg and William B. Moody The second suspect is described as Faculty Directors: F. Stiner and C. Goplnath Police said the suspects removed a Switzerland/Geneva Technics stereo, two watches, two a black male about 5 feet 8 inches Political Science & International Relations (x2355), Economics (x2564), tall, and 170 pounds, wearing long Martinique wallets and a couple of beers. Foreign Languages & Literatures (x2591) and Business Administration (x2555) pants, a white hooded sweatshin and POSCIBUAD 341-Environment of the Multinational Corporation (3) "After we didn't hear anything, FREN lOS-French I • Elementary (4) we got up and went downstairs, we new white sneakers, police said. FLL T 167-Essential French (1) POSC 416-Transnational Relations and World Politics (3) They may have left the scene in a · BUAD 382-lntematlonal Business Management (3) called the police and realized they FREN 267-The Contemporary Caribbean World (3) had taken the stereo, CD player, tape blue full-size van, police said. FLLT 320-Caribbean Writers in Translation (3) ECON 340-lnlemational Economic Relations (3) "I just hope these guys get deck, and an amplifier, all worth Faculty Directors: Aora Pointdexter and Veronica Eid PrerequisiUs: ECON 151, 152 or pemtission of the Instructor. caught," Clayton said. "I think the FLL T 167-Conversational French (1) over $800," Clayton said. "They Mexico/Yucatan . Faculty Directors: Alexander Billon, Richard Burch, & Burton Abrams even took a couple of beers out of police are going to get them." Foreign Languages & Literatures (x2591) and Political Science (x2355) the refrigerator but didn't touch the Clayton and Einstein said that SPAN lOS-Spanish I· Elementary (4) Gennany/Bayreuth they are locking their door from now Foreign Languages & Literatures (x2591) TV or the CO's that were laying on SPAN 207-Contemporary Latin America (3) the floor." on. POSC 311-Politics of Developing Nations (3) GERM 106-German 11- Elementary/Jntermediate (4) "It occurred in broad daylight," GERM 107-German III • Intermediate (4) Police said the first suspect is ARTH 367-Pre-Columbian Art and Architecture (3) described as a black male about 5 Einstein said. "It just shows you that Faculty Director: Mark Huddleston and Barbara Ware GERM 206-Culture Through Conversation (3) it could happen to anyone." GERM 201~-Contemporary Germany I (3) feet 10 inches tall, and 155 pounds France/Paris and Italy/Milan . Faculty Director: Elizabeth Thibault Textiles Design and Consumer Economics (x8711) TDCE ~7-10 -Italian and French Influence on American Design (3) France/Caen -n>CE 467·11 • Contemporary Italian and French Micro and Macro Foreign Languages & Literatures (x2591) Environmental Products (3) FREN 106-French II· Elementary/Intermediate (4) Faculty Directors: Sally Van Orden and Jeanne 5. Rymer FREN 107-French Ill-Intermediate (4) FREN 206-Culture Through Conversation (3) France/Paris FREN 208-Contcmporary France I (3) Textiles, Design and Consumer Economics (x8711) Faculty Director: Judy Celli TDCE 321-Frcnch Haute Couture Industry-An In depth Study (4) Italy/Siena JOB OPPORTUNITIES Faculty Director: Lynne R. Dixon-Speller Foreign Languages & Literatures (x2591) Italy · !TAL 106-ltalian II· Elementary/Intermediate (4) Political Science and International Relations (x1935) !TAL 107-Itallan lll·lntermediate (4 cr.) ·THE KANGAROO/DOWN UNDER POSC 441-Problcms of Western European Politics by Country: Italy (3) ITAL 206-Culture Through Conversation (3) Faculty Director: James Magee ITAL 208-Contemporary Italy I (3) Faculty Director: Gabriella Finlzlo Down Under, Ltd., Newark's popular bar/restaurant, England/London English (x2361) Spain/Grtutada is offering job opportunities for part-time employ­ ENGL 472 -Studies in Drama: London Theatre (3) Foreign Languages & Uteratures (x2591) ment. Bartending, door/hospitality, .waiting (male/ Faculty Director: Jeanne Murray Walker SPAN 106-Spanlsh IJ • Elementary/Intermediate (4) SPAN 107-Spanlsh lll·lntermediate (4 a.) female), maintenance, food preparation and enter­ England/London SPAN 206-Culture Through Conversation (3) tainment/promotional positions are available. Train­ Honors (x1195) and Geography (x2294) SPAN 208-Contemporary Spain I (3) GEOG 102-Human Geography (3) Faculty Diri!Ctors: OtUia Holclal and James DeJong ing is provided-required for experienced and inexpe­ GEOG 266-Spcdal Problem (1) Faculty Director: Peter Rees Costa Rica/San fosl rienced applicants. Foreign Languages & Utcratures (x2591) England/London SPAN 106-Spanlsh II· Elementary/Intermediate (4) Application and Interviews: Economics (x2564) SPAN 107-Spanlsh Ill-Intermediate (4) ECON 340-Intemational Economic Relations (3 cr.) SPAN 206-Culture Through Conversation (3) Monday to Thursday Prerequisite: ECON 151-152 SPAN 207-Contemporary Latin America (3) Sept. 21 to 24 ECON 381-Economic• of Human Resources (3 cr.) Faculty Directors: Crista Johnson and Cynthia Espinoza Prerequisite: ECON 151 4 P.M. to 7 P.M. Faculty Director: Charles Link and David Bl ack Contact Faculty Director for information meeting schedules and application materials. Positions Immediately Available AIY!.!fcation materla~!!.!_lable in office of Overseas Studies. lntematiOntll Pr~!!'~· 325 Hullihen Hall 831-2818 First Come - First Serve ... Honor society receives .recognitiOn for leaders.hip continued from page M Walsh added: "It was phenomenal. It was the Golden Key . . SK biggest impact any organization had this year." Race for AIDS Aw~eness, wh1ch ra1sed money as well as last year's officers giving "110 The Best of America program was another for the NAMES proJeCt, the ~atc~ey program percent" is what set this chapter apart from all activity which qualified the grou_P for the at t. h~ ~ewa.rk YWCA, unt'9er~lty student textbooks, which they never the others. award. Active members visited public schools acttvlttes ntght and a recepuon for the Exiled author appears The chapter qualified for the award last year and spoke to sixth, seventh and eighth graders induction of new members. at university conference paid for, to the bookstore as by bringing to campus the NAMES Project about AIDS awareness. Walsh said benefits of winning the award IQ'e used books, police said. AIDS Memorial Quilt, a national project to Nancy Kirk (AS JR), chapter historian, said national recognition and a good reputation. BOULDER, CO - The bookstore employees raise awareness of Acquired Immune she was happy to have been able to participate. Future activities for the chapter include this Author Salmon Rushdie became suspicious when the Deficiency Syndrome. "To be a role model...and to communicate year's Latchkey program at the YWCA, :a came out of hiding to speak men tried to sell them new Michele Siravo (BE SR), the chapter's with the children was a wonderful social hour with other campus organizations, volumes which had been corresponding secretary, said the quilt covered opportunity," Kirk said. Newark COlllJJ\unity day, another SK race a~d at a writers' conference at less than 1000 feet and was seen by many Other projects for the chapter included the Adopt-A-Block. , the University of Colorado intentionally scratched to visitors. t . at Boulder. appear used. He had disappeared in The scam was also 1988 as a result of the operating in Illinois, Ayatollah Khomeini' s Michigan and Ohio. threat on his life after the . Both men are wanted in publication of his book Toronto om sexual assault "The Satanic Verses" which charges, one of whom is Khomeini alleged also being sought for RAINBOW blasphemed Islamic beliefs. atte..mpted murder. The other Khomeini put a $ 1 has been extradited. CD & TAPE million bond on his head. Rushdie was one of three Military college closes SALE authors to speak at the doors to avoid admitting Novel of the America's female veterans Symposium, a three-week­ RAINBOW'S long event. CHARLESTON, SC-The Rushdie called for the military college decided to BIGGEST United States to use the can a day program for SALE EVER! threat on his life as an veterans at the Citadel after "agenda item" in dealing SALE three women seeking with Iran. admission into the program filed a law suit. University employees The Citadel is one of only uncover textbook scam two national institutions which admit only men. MILWAUKEE, WI- Citadel officials said the A $100,000 textbook scam reason the women were not was uncovered by bookstore admitted was that females employees at the University would then also have to be of Wisconsin. considered for Richard L. Givens and undergraduate cadet Frederick R. Hitchcock admission. ordered textbooks from College officials are not publishing companies, had willing to take that step. them delivered to fake Compiled from The Chronicle of mailing drops and resold the Higher Educalion

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By: Deena Gitaitls renovations to the Scrounge and pricing system" fo r Columbo 0 $.22/oz for more than 15oz. Staff Reporter additional financial negotiations frozen yogurt. Students now pay $.30/oz for The university may be jumping with the two franchises. He said it The new prices are: frozen yogurt, regardl ess of how on the franchise bandwagon wilh will probably take two to three o $.30/oz for up to II oz. many ounces they get. the introduction of two fast-food years before lhe two chains will be 0 $.25/oz. for 11-!Soz. franchises in the Scrounge witqin ready to open. the next two to three years. Barry Halliday, building director Randy Clay, district manager of for the Perkins Student Center, said Dining Services, said the plan is the Scrounge will introduce two not "cast in stone" but the new products this week, including university is in negotiations with jumbo size french fries and twister Taco Bell and Chick-Fil-A to try to fries. bring them into the Scrounge. The last of these new changes is Clay said the project will require lhe introduction of a new "tiered

life's There's Foreign Languages and Uteratures offer Winter pleasures are really a family Session Study Abroad in the following countries: pleasurable only if in town they are shared. that's de­ Bayreuth, Germany B~ause joy comes voted to this kind Caen, France by giving as well as of sharing. It's our Granada, Spain receiving. And family. \\€ give and whem you give your we get a lot in Siena, Italy time, your love, return. Join us this THE REVIEW I Maxlmllllan Gretsd! San Jose, Costa Rica WSFS on Main St. will be closing its doors after serving Newark for yourseli,thejoyis Sunday. \\€'d like over 30 ye~rs. The bank will merge with the College Square branch. tremendously to share with Merida, Mexico fulfilling. you. Fort de France, Martinique WSFS \Vithdrawals INFORMATION SESSION FOR ALL INTERESTED continued from page A1 Square branch opened. PIKE CREEK VALLEY BAPTIST CHURCH SrupENTS "The building on Main Street is machines." 199 POUy Drummond HW Road, Newark •731-7770 THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 in the perfect location," Ashley said. WORSHIP SERVICES: 8:45 a.m. & 10:30 a.m. Eileen Byrne (AS SR) also said " It seems to be in excellent the move will affect her, but unlike For tnjormatiDn call Wayne Hemtnko at 738-3764. 4:00·5:00 P.M. KIRKBRIDE, Rm 005 condition, and would make a Conza, she is probably going to fabulous retail store because it is big For more information, contact the Department of Foreign switch to another bank on Main enough to atttact a big name store or Languages and Literatures, 326 Smith. Street. chain. A Place ForYou. Marguerite Ashley, staff member "Jt could also be another financial of the Newark Business Association, institution," she said. said she was not surprised that it was The WSFS branch joins Sbarro's being consolidated because it was and Colorado Ski Company as rumored that the Main Stteet branch Newark businesses that have closed would close when the College CAUTION HORSES in the past year. a full service photographic store

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Don't be left standing in the field. Plan on Campus Address ______bringing your friends to Delaware Park on Friday, Sept. 18. • T~SITYoF Phone ______~ . 'UEIAWARE Lunch will be 12:00- 1:15 For information, call the Office ofAlumni Relations 831-2341. in Student Center ------Review & Opinion .j_ Friday, September 18, 1992 Page A10 The Review's opinion family devaluation Mrs. Bush and Gore feed the masses bland rhetoric Oh, excitement. rates are up, there's instability in Hot on the campaign trail, Barbara many parts of the world and the ~- I Bush and Tipper Gore came to candidates and their wives keep Wilmington yesterday, giving shoving morality down out throats. speeches as to why George or Bill People aren't looking for a should sit in the Oval Office. mommy or daddy. They want a Funny, though. In all the president. LJ~ excitement, hardly a word about the If you think about it, neither economy or foreign affairs was President Bush nor Gov. Clinton whispered. never actually brought up family Instead, lucky onlookers got to values during their years in office. listen to what has become THE Why now? campaign topic. Instead of preaching morality, WUShamhn First it was Bill Clinton and how about dealing with all the Gennifer Flowers. people - not just white upper and Then it was Dan Quayle and middle ctass voters. Murphy Brown. Visit Harlem, take a hike through u of o•s kinder and gentler inequality Barbara reading 10 the kiddies, the Chicago projects or even go to downtown Wilmington. "I read the news today, oh boy." physical abilities." University's goals. Hillary baking cookies. What do these issues have in If you haven't figured it out by -TheBeatles You should have to deal with Yes, on Tuesday both Mrs. Bush common? and Mrs. Gore spoke at different now, words and phrases like "family people you don't necessarily like. Well, none of them should even be locations about family values. values," "new world order" and "(fill "I saw ii but I didn't believe it. I You will eventually. The only way to Surprise! in the candidate) is for more didn't believe it what I saw. Are we issues in the first place. promote diversity is to make people But to tell the truth, most people government, I'm for more of the gonna live together? Together are we Unfonunately, they are, and they may live it. don't care. The candidates' spouses great American way,." are just empty gonna live?" need to be addressed. Diversity is a Segregation in any form does not should love their children and have sweet nothings. -Do the Right Thing noble cause indeed, but it is a sad day exactly help promote the idea that all fun with their grandkids, but stop The people should stop buying the when we need to establish an office people are equals. broadcasting it to the American bureaucratic 20-second sound bites. On the first day, there was the where people can go when they are I don't think I can stress it any public. Try to forge through all the multicultural course requirement. "different." more than any one else before, but We, the people, no longer want to political jargon and read into the And God looked down upon the There were places established for people are people, regardless of race, hear about what our families should issues. University of Delaware and said it people who were different 50 years sex, sexual preference or religion. be like. Maybe it was cute at first, And remember, the presidential was good. ago too. Gay or straight, black or white, but it would be nice to hear President families aren't running for any Except that it needed more brick They were called concentration Jewish or Buddhist, accept it and deal Bush and Gov. Clinton talk about the office. sidewalks. But that's beside the point. camps. with it. Hell, as a typical WASP, I'm issues. It just seems like they are. Also, God probably didn't eat at In a university that is striving so used to people accepting me, and it The unemployment and welfare -J.P. the Scrounge. That's even more hard for diversity, it's shameful to should be only common courtesy for beside the point. need an office to deal with the me or anyone else to accept others. But lo, in 1992, the University "different." What's next? Enforced "Black and gay student groups created the Campus Diversity Office. segregation? have criticized the university, God hasn't gotten a look at it quite Hey, if these people have their own complaining of an intolerant campus yet. office, why not their own buses? environment," the News Journal About Review & Opinion And I don't think He '11 be too Why should we, the majority, have article stated. happy when He does. to deal with these "other" people? One office won't help change the Review and Opinion: The opinion page is reserved for opinion and commentary. The editorial Apparently, this office is a place Why don't they have their own campus environment. above represents the consensus of The Review staff and is written by the editorial editor, except where any P.Crson, gay or straight, classrooms? . Giving people somewhere when signed. Columns are the opinion of the author. Editorial cartoons represent the opinion of the white or black, can go to talk when Why not SC?gregate bathrooms, so "special" to go because no one else artist Letters to the editor contain the opinions of our readers. they feel they can't go anywhere else. we don't have to even see people who will accept them won't make the I say "apparen'tly," because thus far are "different?" university any more tolerant. Judith Gibson, assistant vice­ Welcome back, 1950's. Only you can do that. president for affirmative action and Rosa Parks, where are you now? Show the University that they multicultural programs, who will head Establishing an office specifically don't need a "Diversity Office" Editorial Staff the office, has consistently been for people who aren't commonly H no one ever goes there, that will unavailable for comment. accepted just forms a loophole for be the greatest success of all. Greg Orlando,editorial editor I columnist Jeff Pearlman, columnist According to a recent issue of the those who don't want to deal with Mark Adler, columnist Wil Shamlin, cartoonist Wilmington News Journal, the office someone different than they are. Russ Bengtson is an editorial Russ Bengtson, columnist Mike Stanley, cartoonist will focus on issues of "race, gender, This won't help diversity. columnist for The Review. His column · appears on alternate Fridays. ethnicity, sexual orientation and I fear that it will run counter to the

Campus segregation begins with the university We all know the facts. It only takes a five minute cookies. There was lernonOOe. day fefore As I waiChed the families head toward the bright blue thereadesignateddayformincritystudents? ''IJ'ospective students," I found myself giving tours to ~ freshmen move inlo their dams. and gold ballooos, I warued to plll them away ll1d seoc1 The answer is easy. The University of Delaware isn't ''IJ'ospective minority students." A SqEating students by col

Letters to the editor In defense of the Big Mac competitive career, and a well"cared for I am writing in response to Karen animal results in a wholesome food product use (by the people in the state in which the Reality sickening, not Michael A. DeAscanis (EG JR) Levinson's editorial "Mealing the needs of and a greater return on the farmer's research was done) was two to three times advertising Students for Life the American slaughter machine." investment. that. lsn 't it reasonable to .assume that grain grown for human conswnption would still I write in response to the Sept. 8 Campus not safe for women Her commentary implies the family farm Modern livestock housing is editorial, which criticized the pro-life is a myth. She states the meat industry scientifically designed to meet the needs of require the irrigation necessary to produce We are somewhat disturbed by "houses animals in crowded conditions the animals. Indoor housing is used to, grain for livestock consumption? co~ercials bei~g run by congressional comments made in the September 11 anicle The United States has the safest and candtdate Bryant L. Richardson. The entitled "Where the girls are." where they are fed meals of soybeans and facilitate breeding and the care of young editorial expressed regret that Richardson grains." and sick animals. Animals are fed most economical food supply in the world. To claim that "women see the campus as Those responsible for keeping it that way was doing "nothing but sensationalizing the safe" as Liane Sorenson, director of the I offer you these facts on the typical nutritionally balanced, high-quality diets. issue" of abortion. include farmers, veterinarians, meat office of Women's Affairs, does, and then American farmer. Less than two percent of The diets are formulated by nutritionist, What Richardson did, in fact, was to the population is involved in production most with advanced degrees, to meet the processors, government agencies and those attribute this sense of security to the of us involved in agricultural research and reveal the horrific reality of abonion a university's "suburban town" setting is agriculture. According to the 1987 Census animals' daily needs for every phase of the reality that has been obscured for the Put of Agriculture, about half of the farmers life cycle. education. One of our foremost concerns is insinuating that women here are safer than our ability to continue to produce food that nineteen years. It is only normal that people in an urban metropOlis, i.e. women may let had sales of only $10,000 per year or less. The quality of the environment and use should be "sickened upon seeing the IUIIUJ'a1 primary is affordable while conserving our natural their guard down. Fifty-seven percent had another source of of resources is a concern to remains of dead babies." One would have income not related to production livestock producers. The water resources. Well, it is as potentially dangerous for I encourage all to visit with individuals to qu~on their humanity if otherwise. women in Newark as it is elsewhere. This is agriculture. requirements for beef caWe production are It involved in animal agriculture. · You will ts not the commercials which affect especially true at night. The campus, like The term "factory farming" has gained difficult to determine; however, most of the the viewers so, but rather the realization popularity, particularly among the more water needed is actually used for find an outstanding group of people most of the town, is not well lit and the dedicated to producing healthy animals and that abortion truly is the destruction of a trees and bushes that are so beautiful by day extreme animal rights organizations. But production of grain, not for direct human life, not the removal of a "mere 86.7 percent of American farms are sole consumption by cattle. affordable, wholesome food products. become convenient cover for aggressors at clump of tissue," as some would have you night. proprietorships, and an additional 9.6 Recent research indicates that the daily believe. percent are in partnerships- typically a conserved water (water which may be Lesa G. Sterling Women, do not Jet your guard down in Assistant Professor ~ ~ercials are "the only way to get the big cities and do not let it down here. parent and one or more children. diverted to human use) requirement for the (thts) pomt across" fo those who would It is in a farmer's best interest that average per capita beef conswnption would Dept. of Animal Science and Agricultural Biochemistry otherwise blindly accept the cum:nt stale of K. Smentek (AS GRl) animals are treated humanely. Farmers are be about 258 liters (assuming 50% ol the affairs, then roll the cameras! neither cruel nor naive. Agriculture is a grain is grown under irrigation). U r b a n C. Mangliers (AS GRl) M. Douglas (AS SR) ··."'~ --~--- -

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Soccer Safari The creator of animal print gear shows he"$ got some wild balls

By Carey McDaniel "No animal products are used in the THE REVIEW I Maximillian Gretsch Assistant Sporu Editor manufacturing process," Manniso says. University graduate Mark Manniso displays some of his wild creations of zebra stripes One night last summer, university graduate Besides being eye catching, a percentage and cheetah spots which were inspired by nature, endangered species and Dr. Seuss. Mark Manniso had a vision. of the profit is donated to the African It came out of Dr. Seuss' "Honon Hatches Wildlife Foundation (A WF). tremendous potential," says Jim. "Mark has animals," Chandler says, "but I see it as just a Manniso says the Egg." he does special promos to the developed a lot of business skills that will novelty. It will sell well as a fad at first, but not The story is about Honon the elephant. As a 100,000 members of the AWF and raises make him very successful." two years from now." favor to Maisey, a bird in the jungle, Horton money and awareness about endangered After moving to New York and working for Manniso says he is convinced the Wildballs sits on her egg while she flies to Palm Beach animals. Each ball displays the slogan, "Every a production company, Manniso says he knew arc the start of something huge. for vacation. Ball Scores for the Animals." he wasn't destined for the big city. "The Wildballs are selling more than the Maisey decides not to return to her nest A WF tries to protect animals such as He moved back to Newark and started Forte traditional balls," he says. "In fact, they're because she has "oh, so much fun," and rhinoceroses, gorillas and elephants, especially Sports with his father. Forte, located on Main selling the fastest I've ever seen of any start-up Horton, becau.se he is "a hundred percent in banning the worldwide use of ivory. Street, began marketing volleyballs, weight­ project." faithful," sits on the nest until hunters capture Student Environmental Action Coalition lifting belts and soccer balls for local teams John Stapleford, an economics professor, him for their circus, taking the tree and the nest (SEAC) member Tom Rooney (AS SR) says with their logos on them, as well as says if the ball becomes a big fad, any major with them. "any time an individual tries to help the manufacturing balls for professional indoor producer would pick up on the idea and take Although this story does have a happy environment is a good thing." soccer teams. the market away. · ending, Manniso knew th~t most jungle Manniso never thought he would do "We figured why not do something for "I doubt you could patent it because there animals are becoming extinct at astonishing anything environmental with a soccer ball. ourselves?" says Manniso. are lots of other designs," he says. "He couldn't rates. He graduated from the university in 1986, Forte started marketing Wildballs across the accuse someone of taking it." And he wanted to do something about it. with what he says is "possibly the broadest United States and Canada, he says. Wildballs Any large manufacturer could easily take liberal arts degree possible." Manniso works with his father appeared on the market June I and made their over the market, he says, considerin'g their manufacturing soccer balls for local schools A history major, Manniso worked for former Newark debut in Delaware Sporting Goods, on number of national marketing representatives. and professional soccer teams such as the Dean of Students Raymond Eddy and as the Main Street, last August. larger distribulivn and sports catalogs Baltimore Blast and the Detroit Rockets, he "Hoops" mascot of the Philadelphia basketball John S. Wisniewski, manager of Delaware available. says. The Manniso's work at their Newark team, the 76'ers, for three years before he Sporting Goods, calls the Wildballs an "However .. soccer in the United States is store, Fone Sports. decided to go into advertising, he says. "innovative, creative new concept." rapidly growing and becoming a major sport With both Honon and his father's upcoming Eddy calls him "a serious man with a great "We've had a couple people come in and worldwide, so the balls could do really well," safari on his mind, Manniso doodled his way to sense of humor." ask about the balls after they saw anicles about he says. what he hopes will be a million-dollar Manniso says he was in the Alpha Phi them in sports magazines," he says. "They're Forte Sports had the balls hand sewn to fit escapade. Omega fraternity, a service organization, which getting popular, but it's still new." regulation size of the Federation International "I thought, wouldn't it be great to have a Eddy believes reflects on his character. Wisniewski says the Wildballs are basically de Football Association, as well as in four soccer ball with rare, endangered species or "Mark is very concerned about matters of the same type of high quality ball as the Brine oth~r sizes, running as small as a softball. value and interested in service," he says. "He is patterns on it and pay something back to the soccer balls, which sell for $10-$15 more. Forte tested the balls with the St. Marks environment," says. Manniso. the kind of man that most fathers would be Time Out Sports, located in College Square High School State Championship team to make And the Wildball was born. proud of." Shopping Center, has ordered a shipment of sure they were durable and the right weight, Wildballs are a regulation soccer ball with Proud is a light word for how Jim Manniso, Wildballs, but hasn ' t yet received it, says says Manniso. Mark's father, describes him. simulated skin patterns of wild animals - owner Ben Chandler. After a successful trade show in Atlanta, leopards, tigers, panthers, zebras and cheetahs. "The soccer world is very excited about "It's a neat idea, donating the money to the Ga., Manniso "just walked into sports stores The balls are made of synthetic materials. Mark's product since the Wildballs have see BALLS page B4

Manniso's patterns include zebra, cheetah, panther, leopard and tiger.

'Amused To Death With such talented musicians backing single, features scorching guitar work by Waters and co-producer Patrick as Waters sings in his haunting monotone, Roger Waters him up, Waters could hardly miss making Beck and the London Welsh Chorale Leonard do a grade-A job with Amused, "Lloyd Webber's awful stuff/ Runs for Columbia Records a great album. screaming "What God wants, God gets." inserting various audible paraphernalia years and years and years I An earthquake Grade:A But that doesn't necessarily mean it's This makes for a very disturbing s1an into the tracks to make an album laden hits the theatre I But the operetta lingers t· enjoyable. to a very disturbing album. with shocking sounds, explosions and Then the piano I id comes down I And · By s'randon jamison Amused To Death is reminiscent of "Perfect Sense," Parts I and II, are the supernatural effects. This album should breaks his f ..king fingers I It's a Assistant Entertainment Editor The Wall in more ways than just being two best songs on the album, as guest be listened to with headphones on, and miracle." Roger Waters has linally gotten it right full of gloom and doom. vocalist P.P. Arnold wails, "And the must be listened to all at once. Though "WHat God Wants, God Gets" for the first time since leaving Pjnk But while The Wall is the story of a Germans killed the Jews I And the Jews Adding to the listeners' pleasure is the is the recurring theme throughout the A~d. . single character's internal conflict, killed the Arabs I And the Arabs killed fact that Amused was mixed in QSound, album, Amused can be summed up with a Amu!ed To Death is Waters' best Amused addresses the problems of the the hostages I And that is the news / ... an audio technology that produces a set of lyrics from "Too Much Rope"; effort yet and one of the finest albums of whole world's needless suffering due to Can't you see I It all makes perfect sense wider, more natural, sound field. "Moslem or Christian, Mullah or Pope I the year. It is a conceptual piece that will death, manipulation and war. I Expressed in dollars and cents I Pounds, One of the more touching songs, Preacher or poet I Who was it wrote I sadden and shock you. Die-hard Pink Floyd fans should find it shillings and pence." "Watching TV," features a Waters duet Give any species too much rope I And More than a decade after leaving 1 to be quite an album, seeing how it "Perfect Sense, Part II" features a with Henley, as they sing, "In Tiananmen they'll f ..k it up." Floyd, Waters assembled a bevy of sounds a lot like vintage Floyd. The first cameo appearance by NBC sportscaster Square I Lost my baby there I My yellow Amused To Death is a vastly outstanding musicians to accompany him, few seconds of the album's opening track, Marv Albert, who gives a commentary of rose 1 ln her bloodstained clothes ... She's depressing piece of work, so don't expect including guitarist extraordinaire Jeff "The Ballad of Bill Hubbard," sounds a war scene, describing how "the captain one in fifty million I Who can help us be to walk away a happy camper after Beck, Don Henley, Chick Corea-bassist exactly like "Shine On You Crazy has his cross hairs zeroed in on the oil rig free I Because she died on TV ." listening to it. John Patltucci and Toto's late drummer, Diamond." / ... The rig is going into a prevent defense British composer Andrew Lloyd But make sure that you do listen to it, Jeff Poruro. "What Ood Wants, Part I," the first /Will they make it, I don't think so." Webber takes a shot on "It's A Miracle," because it is just too good to be missed.

'I Entertain in September 18, 1992. THE REVIEW. 82

Sex, sex, sex • • • or the story of a Rastafarian maraca player NOTE:' I would like to preface this running to the other end of Jay's room so Pasta I I hope that Rastas like Italian instrument, I would hold up signs with column by saying that I was going to Entertaining the maracas wouldn't be too close to the food." key words printed on them write about sex. microphone. (Repeat about 29 zillion times) corresponding with the lyrics of the I chose to write about music for two Thoughts Our preference was reggae because Other hits included, "Flamingo song. reasons: we had maracas my parents once Rastaland," and "When Your Woman The only other preparation we did for 1. I am, unfortunately, more familiar By Glenn Slavin brought back from Mexico. Besides, you Leave She Takes Your Hardware." the show was deciding that we should all with the topic. couldn't possibly classify us as anything But our all-time classic tune, our wear tie-dye T-shins. 2. There are no words or terms that else. "Hey Jude," was a little ditty entitled, Well, on the day of show, I choked. might be taboo to use in a column. For The music we played wasn't remotely "Lauren Ate My Bagel," Lauren being Jay was singing about "mixing up the example, I am not sure whether I am keyboard, harmonica and drums, but not reggae sounding but we used fake Jay's girlfriend. medicine," and I was flashing a permitted to say "kazamboos," always at the same time. Jamaican accents for kind of a Caribbean One time, we even had a gig lined up. posterboard sign reading, "bad cough." "hooters," or even "breasts," outside of I played maracas and tambourine. Spinal Tap thing. It was at the local firehouse for a charity It was at this point in my life when I their proper technical usage. I am almost Occasionally, depending on how many "House of Pasta" was our best song event which Danny's mother organized. decided I just wasn't cut out for the sure, however, that I'm allowed to beers we'd had, they would let me play lyrically, only because "pasta" was all But a week before the show, I had an music industry. mention "guitar solo." with tlte synthesizer. I would find we could think of to rhyme with "Rasta." unfortunate accident involving a But every once in a while, on a lonely With that said, I can continue with the variations of the "disco" beat that Creative juices were constantly flowing. trampoline and the notion that I was school night, I'll reach down to the regularly scheduled column. sounded funky and I would feel useful. Here's an excerpt: Michael Jordan. bottom of my duffel bag and quietly play I was once a member of a band. A The group's name was The Jab "The House of Pasta close one day I Let's just say it's hard to play the my maracas till dawn. reggae band. It wasn't a particularly Tunlez. and we have long since broken Grandpa Luigi sat down and cry II say, maracas with casts on both your wrists. I need a hobby. good band, mostly because I can't play up on account that we now live in three in Jamaica, Italian food no in demand I It was thus decided we wouldn't play a any instruments or sing with any sense different states. That's why we open up a frozen yogurt Jah Turtlez song, due to the lack of Glenn Slavin is an assistant of harmony. We wrote. and actually recorded, a stand. maracas, but Bob Dylan's "Subterranean entertainment editor of the Review. The two other members, Jay and few songs. My job was hitting the "Oh the House of Pasta, I Pleasin' to .Homesick Blues." Entertaining thoughts appears on Danny, played lead and bass guitar, play/record button on the stereo and then the ordinary Rasta I Oh the House of So, instead of playing a percussion Fridays.

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Sun. 1:05, 3:15, Honeymoon in Vegas (PG-13)­ ~~ 2) Unforgiven ($5 .6 million) 5:15,7:25,9:50. Nicholas Cage loses his fiancee to 3) Pet Sematary Two ($4 .8 million) james Caan in a poker game. Plenty 4) Single White Female ($4.6 Death Becomes Her (PG-13) - A of Elvis's (or is it Elvi?) Showtimes: Christians of all denominations Fri. Sat. Sun. 2, 4, 7:45, 10. - million) satirical black ,comedy with cartoon­ gathering together 5) Death Becomes Her ($2 .6 like special effects. Showtimes: Fri. million) Sat. Sun. 1, 3:10,5:20, 7:30, 9:45. Sneakers (PG-13) -An in depth Every Friday at 7 PM documentary on the evolution of Chestnut Hill Sister Act (PG) - Whoopi Goldberg quality footwear. From Chuck Taylor Two Locations- Choose Nearest One Chestnut Hill Plaza, Newark (737·7959) will get you laughing in this above to Air Jordan - it's gotta be da Student Center, Ewing Room and shoes. Showtimes: Fri . Sat. average comedy. Catch it before it's Dickinson C/D Commons Crossinf; the Bridge (R) -An gone. Showtimes: Sun.1 :45,4:15, 7, 9:30. investigative look at that strange and (Also 24 Bible Study Groups meet weekly at various times I intriguing place directly across the A League of their Own (PG)- Tom Captain Ron (PG-13)- Martin Short and locations. Call 368-5050 for information.) Del. Mem. Bridge. Sbowtimes: Hanks bor.rows his old ' Bosom promotes a new brand of rum. Fri.5, 7:45, 10:30. Sat. 1:45, 5, 7:45, Buddies' wardrobe to play on this all Showtimes: Fri . Sat. Sun. 1:30, 4, 10:30. Sun. 1:45, 5:45, 8. girls baseball team . Showtimes: Fri. 7:15, 9:50. INTEK-VARSI1Y CHRISTIAN Sat. Sun. 1:15, 7:05. Unforgiven (R) - Eastwood returns ' School Ties (PG-13) - Encino Man FELLOWSHIP. joins the Dead Poets Society. as the archetypal Western hero, 3 Ninjas (PG) - Michaelangelo, exchanging his pink Cadillac for a Showtimes: Fri. Sat. Sun. 1 :45, 4:15, leonardo, and Raphael plot against 7:30,9:45. wild stalfion. 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Awards will be an- Raisin8 Arizo~a and Citizen Kane. 2, 5:30, 8, 10:30. Sun. 2, 5:30, Showt1mes: Fn . Sat. Sun. 7:15, 9:30. 8:15. nounced by Oct. 22. Grants of $25-$150 will Pet Semetary 2 (R) - Can it get any Singles (PG-13) - Showtimes: Fri. be awarded. Senior Tbesis students may re- scarier than a cute bloodthirsty, Crossing the Bridge (R) - 5, 7:30, 9:45. Sat. 1:30, 5, 7:30, satanic toddler? Showtimes: Fri. Sat. Showtimes: Fri. Sat. Sun. 3:50, 10. 9:45. Sun. 1:10, 5, 7:45 . ceive up to $250. Sun. 1:10, 3:15, 5:20, 7:30, 9:55. Wind (PG-13)- Showtimes: Fri. Wind (PG-13)- After many legal 5:15, 7:45, 10:15. Sat. 1:45, 5:15, Eligibility: Research may be for a course, Husbands and Wives (PG-13) - complications, Wind was permitted 7:45,10:15. Sun 1:45,5:15,8. • Woody goes Bananas in a flick to sign a movie contract, absolving thesis, apprenticeship or independent resembling his own life. Voko Ono his responsibility from lifelong -Glenn Slavin study. plays Soon-Vi. Showtimes: Fri. Sat. partners, Earth and Fire. Showtimes: Sun. 1 :25, 3:50, 7:05, 9:35. Fri. Sat. Sun. 1:15,4:10, 7, 9:45. • Types of expenses include purchase of expendable material, photocopying costs, : transportation to libraries and professional conferences, etc. Faculty sponsor must submit a Letter of Has it been a week already? For $30, there had better be a lot Go to the Tower Theater on • Seems like centuries since we last of En Vogue. A lot. October 2 to see a mini-Lollapalooza Support for your funding request. talked. Door #4 · Go see Morrissey. No, tour, featuring Black Sheep, the Soup Dragons, the Tom Tom Club Application forms are available at the Honors Program u Hard up for something to do this not Morris eat. Morrissey! Office, 186 South College Avenue, room 204. weekend? Need an opportunity to How did this guy become and James. It is unknown whether give an unwanted guest the slip? popular? His appeal to the masses is James is one person or a band. It is ~ Then look into my paragraphs and enigmatic. The guy wants to kill his also generally not cared for. D discover the darkness that lies uncle, for Pete's sake. The show starts at 8 p.m. and within. Anyway, for $22.50 a li~ket, he's goes for $18.50. That's a bargain in playing the Mann at 8 p.m. next any basement. Be there. Wednesday, with guest Gallon Drunk. Gallon Drunk should be key Philadelphia offers a plethora of words for you to be able to enjoy events to choose from. Just look at this show. Or you can die a slow agonizing these wonderful choices. death by paying $37.50 for a ticket Behind Door #1 - 'the B-Sl's to see Chicago and the Moody for $20 at the Spectrum tonight. Blues in Trump's Mark G. Etess FRIDAY- They're not as quintessentially That was this week. Arena on October 3. Call 215·3~6- · American as the Beach Boys, but This is upcoming. 2000 for ticket information. Happy Hour 7:30 to 9:30 they are pretty funny to watch. "It's Call 202-456-1414 to voice your -· great to get people thinking and support for Bill Clinton. Free Barbeque on our patio • 99e Bad · dancing," says the band. Don't be the last to know about Call 215·336-2000 again to and Bud Lt. Bottles -After 9GO ss.so : Well, maybe thinking. Del Amltrl playing the Theatre of inquire about tickets to go see Bud Lt. Bottles • $S.75 Red Death The B-52's will be joined by - Living Arts (South Street). The Jethro Tull on October 8. The special guests, the Violent Femmes. show is on September 30 at 8 p.m. dinosaurs should put on a good Shooters • Music by JOHNNY "0" What more could you ask for? Tickets go for $14.50. With a deal show. AND THE CLASSIC DOGS OF LOVE .: Hint:: a lot. like that, t)Je Scots should be hot. Behind Door # 2 - Elton John at the Spectrum next Tuesday and SATURDAY- Of course, that's not all you can Wednesday night. John needs his •' vitamins and Geritol, so he will Go to the Trump Taj Mahal in do. FINAL CHAPTER appreciate any contributions. The Atlantic City. That's in New Jersey, Make a sandwich. $1.75 Mlch Dry Botti• show starts at 8 p.m. and tickets are if you didn't know. Clean your room. $1.50 Lemon DroPII a whopping $2$.50. While you're there, gamble your Open the cover of your textbooks. Behind Door# 3- En Vo1ue life away and enjoy yourself in the Some professors test early. •:: with Arrested Development at the casino. Have fun . MONDAY- :~ Mann Music Center Sunday night Keep the peace. at 8 p.m. Ticket prices range from New Music Nlte with ·~. -Brandon Iamison $12 to $30. The Caulllelcls and Scbroecler :~ $1.00 Rolllna Rock Botti• :~ ... September 18, 1992. THE REVIEW. 83 Alcohol and the games students will play

By Mary Desmond Center, has reduced the number of alcohol Con Editor violations. Keri Denner (AS JR) barely remembers the According to Public Safety 's Crime Report, words that rang out in the black Trans Am that Public Safety arrested 216 p.eople for alcohol night. violations between 1991 and 1992. Almost 200 "You're lucky I'm a nice person. I could of those arrested were students. rape or kill you." This is a decrease of 314 arrests from the "I don't remember anything else- who he previous year, of which 219 were students. was, where I met him, anything. I'm just very After arrests, students are referred to the lucky I got home safe at all," she says. Student Judicial System. Nancy Geist, the Denner's behavior is not unusual. assistant dean of students, heads the system, According to the National Crime Prevention which consists of various methods for dealing Council, an intoxicated person is several times with an alcohol problem. more likely to be mugged or raped than a sober If a student is not believed to have a serious person. problem with alcohol and it is their first Despite this, people who drink continue to offense, the student is assigned to a program put themselves in risky situations. called Wellspring. This education program Kim Fromme, a psychology professor, is consists of a one-to-two-hour computer session. studying the relationship between risk-taking The session, says Wellspring coordinator and alcohol. Her studies have shown that just Joyce Walter, stresses what to do in an alcohol­ the thought of consuming alcohol can increas.e related emergency. risky behavior. Before students work on the computer, they "People say and do things if they think they answer a questionnaire concerning the are drinking that they normally wouldn't," she information covered, such as recognizing says. This has been shown in Fromme's alcoholism and the physiological effects of research. Test subjects were told they were heavy drinking, she says. . drinking alcohol, but actually drank placebos. Directly after the session, students answer the "In these experiments, the test subjects' same questionnaire. "The average for the first behavior changed as if they were under the test is usually 75 percent, and the follow up influence, even if they drank the placebo," she [test] is about 85 to 90 percent," says Joyce. says. Students returning to Wellspring a second One explanation for the drinkers' actions is time speak to counselor Nancy Nichol for a they assume "expectancy effects," Fromme one-hour session. This session attempts to says, which are behaviors excused due to examine the students' motives and history drunkenness. These include risky, aggressive regarding heavy drinking. . behavior, promiscuity or vulgarity. "If a student has an accumulation of reports Another explanation for increased risky without thinking things through." "She did five inverted keg stands (someone held and is a consistent problem, the next step is behavior while under the influence of alcohol may Stephanie (AS JR) admits she engages in much her upside down while she drank) and ended up at probation," Geist says. . If the problem persists, a deferred suspenston be the desire for immediate gratification, she says. riskier behavior while intoxicated. the hospital with alcohol poisoning," she says. will follow probation, she says. Fromme's research shows that of 108 people One time at Towne Court, after having four shots Peer pressure plays a definite role in risky "That is as strong a warning as you can get" surveyed, most feel that sleeping with a vw:iety of and three beers, she tried to make a quick escape behavior, Fromme says. "You are more likely to partners is a big risk. The average score g1ven to when the police came. engage in risky behavior with friends than you are before being asked to leave the university, she says. • promiscuity was 5.56 (on a scale of 1 to 7). Brenda Walter, manager of the Deer Park, says, "Well, I'm underage, and since I wa~ on the by yourself." Nevertheless, 59 percent of those surveyed have balcony I just climbed down the three stones, from However, Fromme says, an intoxicated person "I've seen a lot of people do s(upid things. I've ' engaged in this risky behavior while intoxicatefl. one baicony to the next. I got out of there," isn't as likely to listen to a friend who is seen people pour ground up cigarette butts into a glass of beer and take a shot." Other experts say risk and substance abuse are Stephanie says. . discouraging risky behavior. "Or you've got the guy up in another guy' s face related. Inexperienced drinkers, many of whom are Jeff Wootten (AS SR) says he prefers to Anne Lomax, a spokeswoman for Wellspring, because he thinks you looked at his girlfriend freshmen, put themselves at risk. "They don't know socialize and drink in small groups where he knows wrong," says Walter. says, "People who tend to be risk-takers tend to use their limit and often can't handle it," says Joel everybody. substances and those who use substances tend to be Luckily, Fromme says, the majority of heavy Ivory of Public Safety. . . . "I think a large social setting is conducive to risk-takers." Scott Smaniotto (BE SR), a resident assistant m erratic behavior and people have a tendency to drinkers are going to mature out of this stage Intoxication is also a major factor in many the Dickinson complex, estimates about'three to drink more," Wootten says. naturally. accidents or crimes. four students from the complex are sent to the With the elimination of certain larger social Lomax believes that society's support of alcohol "Alcohol gives someone a false sense of bravery hospitill for. alcohol poisoning every month. settings, such as tailgates at football games, Ivory is a major factor contributing to the problem. "Until [society] changes its way of selling - beer muscles." says Officer John Potts of the A freshman Dickinson resident recalls an believes alcohol offenses have decreased. Newark Police. incident where her friend was at a party and began This as well as the transformation of a popular products and using alcohol as a status symbol, w~ won't see a cJ:!ange of students' behavior." "More often than not, alcohol is involved [in drinking an unusually large amount of alcohol. tailgati.ng parking lot into the new Convocation illegal activity]," he says. "It causes people to act ~School Ties' not tight enough to

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scene in School Ties, which. appears as if Movie Review it were shot by one of the player's dads with his camcorder. Another disappointment is the direction of Robert Mandel. After mega­ Ties flops F/X and Touch and Go, Mandel is ount Pictures back to show to the very best of hi's 'pbert Mandel talent. Talent? If Mandel was a fire ~rade: C ,j juggler his hands would be charred ~y Mike Stanley stumps. ~Ioria/ Cartoonist Between weak camera movement and extremely obvious faux-pas' throughout • 1 The I~ test fih;n about prejudic~ in ?ur (like a swimmer being wet, then dry, and f?ciety IS centered around a Jew1sh h1gh wet again in one 12 second "lhool student who keeps his religion a conversation), Mandel has ·proven that liecret to fit in, but must face his bigoted even a decent story can't save a film once his secret is out. ~lassmates from his touch. Hey, Bobby! Exit stage •; The film is School Ties, a collection of left, eh? tliediocre acting, horrid direction and a One of the film's saviors is Jeannine !Salf decent screenplay at best. About the Claudia Oppewall, the production ~nly thing that saves this average motion designer. Oppewall was able to find is the subject matter: the problem perfect settings for New England and anti-Semitism. Pennsylvania in the 50's, from the serene Public Enemy's best Starring actors waiting to "come into campus of a Massachusetts prep school ir own," Ties only boasts two fine to the melancholy appearan~.:: of a Pennsylvania •t.celworking town. is the lead, David Greene, Oppewall's brilliance comes to a peak only 'misses' once ed by Brendan (Encino Man) with her selection of the cars of the era. The cast of virtually unknown actors that While his overall acting is Instead of using immaculat~;:ly preserv~d propels 'School Ties' to virtual mediocrity. orthy, it's his facial expressions Millions to Hold Us Back, and "I Can't Do classic convertibles, she was able to Greatest Misses the audience interested in his Public Enemy Nuttin' For Ya, Man," from Fear of a utilize station' wagons that showed the Def }am I Chaos Black Planet, "Gett Off My Back" comes wear and tear of everyday use. The biggest problem, besides Thespian worth mentioning is Grade: B+ off as a little too serious, a little too scripted The screenplay was very touching at horrendous direction, is that the film is too Rapp, the antagonist. With a pair and not quite enough manic for the Flav. points, or at least would have been had run-of-the-mill. The plot is easier to e-bottle glasses warping his And it's an anti-drug song. Flavor? Mandel not gotten hold of it, and w~s follow than the yellow brick road, and as !rer~~~;~~~~n he is able to stay in his shell until quite humorous at others. But even 1f we all know: predictability sucks. Please. emotional scenes. Rapp is the Public Enemy is back. Public Enemy is power. Barbara Streisand had directed it, the deep If it is your intention to check this film one who keeps the film from fallin ... Greatest Misses is far from a normal The other five cuts are pure P .E. Chuck scenes could not have been allowed out out, be warned. You won't cry, applaud or when Fraser is off-camera. greatest hits compilation. D's deep, rich voice spits out angry lyrics past the "tides." . be moved in any way. At best this film The first six cuts are all-new Public major disappointment comes from Though it shouldn't wtn any awards, offers a few chuckles, a moment or two of over a foundation vibrating backbeat Greenberg, who won an Oscar for Enemy; the next six are remixes of previous courtesy of Terminator X, while Flav Ties is still a decent film. Though it won't concern, and a waste of six bucks. releases, none that were super popular; and editing of The French Connection. have the theater success of Dead Poet's But, who knows? Maybe the anti­ interjects his usual lines . seems. to have gone at Ties with an axe the last one is a live cut. Public Enemy is emotion. Society, nor the video prowe~s of Taps, Semitic theme will wake up the populace. duct tape. The incredible car chase Enemy was one of the earliest rap groups this somewhat comparable film should If someone comes out of the theater with The best song lyrically is "Air from his earlier film is not in to break the rap fan color banier, closely Hoodlum," which explains the rise and fall break even in the theaters, and even make less prejudice than they went in with, the following Run-DMC, and they were the of being outdone by the football a few bucks on the video rental shelf. six clams were well of a 'hood basketball star, and his problems first 'mainstream' rap act to fully express within 'the system.' the anger of the black people. "Hometown hero\ But now he's a hero\ Chuck D's power, Flavor-Flav's To those hypocrites\ Who ripped him blind eccentricity, and Terminator X's masterful \ For his skill \Without the will to develop samples have helped make Public Enemy his mind" the most powerful voice in rap, and for that The remixes are another story. Featuring matter, one of the most powerful voices of the same lyrics and all new music, they the people. range from 1987's "Megablast" to 1991's Hardcore raps deliver powerful "How to Kill a Radio Consultant." The messages through a medium that nearly most interesting remix is "Louder than a everyone can understand. Bomb," remixed by Jam Master Jay of Misses should be able to hold over all Run-DMC. you Enemy fans until 1993's Peace, their Public Enemy is reality. next full-length album. According to Chuck D., "Rap music is The disappointment, however, is "Gett black America's CNN." Well, the news is Off My Back," a Flavor Flav solo. After on now. There are no commercials. such classics as "Cold Lampin' With Public Enemy is rage. Flavor," from It Takes a Natio~ or Don'ttouch that dial . 84 • THE REVIEW • September 18, 1992 Off the Record 1-2-3-4, those wild and crazy Ramones go 'Mondo Bizarro'

Mondo Bizarro meat on these bones. lays down some very solid drumbeats on The Ramones But what meat there is, is finely aged top of the frenzied backings of guitar duo Sire Records grade-A. The album opens with Johnny and CJ. Grade: A· "Censors**t," lead singer Joey Ramone's Standing out on this album are "Cabbies attack on narrow minded zealot and co­ on Crack," "Heidi is a Headcase" and By Greg Orlando founder of the PMRC, Tipper Gore. "Poison Heart." These songs are ripe with Editorial (ditor "Ah Tipper c 'mon I Ain't you been energy and certainly indicative of the Gabba gabba hey, old rockers never die, getting it on? I Ask Ozzy, Zappa or me I ~ones at their ugly best. they just fade away. We'll show you what it's like to be free." The Ramones even cover the Doors Unless they're the Ramones, in which As Johnny, Marky and CJ crank out a tune, "Take it as it Comes." Joey does a case they just decompose. hyper-kinetic beat, Joey goes directly for remarkable job of imitating Jim In 1976 the Ramones emerged to rescue the jugular. Morrison's eerie vocals. Most covers come rock 'n' roll from the dismal clutches of "The irony it seems to me," he sings, out being no more than cheap curiosities; disco music. They quickly became punk "it's un-American policy." this one, thankfully, transcends its novelty. music royally on the strength of such Blzzaro follows the commentary up CJ steps in to vocalize on "Main Man" classics as "I Wanna Be Sedated," and with a light-hearted serenade to working and "Strength to Endure." While these are "Rockaway Beach." class Americans everywhere, "The Job decent songs, CJ's voice is too similar to The Ramones are a certified cultural That Ate My Brain." ' Joey's to make any real impression. phenomenon. Granted, this phenomenon This is a pure Ramones classic, with This album does suffer somewhat from holds the same status as your eighth grade goofball lyrics and a tighter-than-a­ a lack of originality. The same riffs the classmate's pimple formation that looked clenched-fist rhythm section. Ramones used 15 years ago are reheated vaguely like Fred Flintstone; bizarre but Although the Ramones play music like a and served up again for Mondo Bizarro. strangely compelling. Black and Decker power sander playing "It's Gonna Be All Right," for example, Their new album, Mondo Bizzaro against a wood floor, each Ramone does swipes all its riffs directly from previous manages to hold true to the Flintstone his part with consummate skill. Together, works in the Ramones canon. Careful their musical similarity. pimple formation. It's truly ugly. the four manage to shape Bizarro into a .the monkey, gonna be real funky I buy listeners will be able to discern chords "Got some feelings about this year I All yourself a beer." But still a weird sort of joy to behold. rough-hewn work that kicks like a bee­ from, among others, "Sheena is a Punk is very well, CJ is here I '92 spells more Buy yourself two beers. The rest of 1992 Blzarro clocks in at a whopping 37 stung mule. Rocker," and "Rockaway Beach." fun I Let's get into gear I It's the year of is going to be Mondo Bizarro. minutes for 13 songs. There's not much Marky, when not clanging the cymbals, But the lyrics more than make up for Ugly Kid Joe falls· into sophomore jinx continued from page B3 us as a small, up-and-coming Nike," he says. "We could be the with them," he says, instead of next Uinbro shorts in the soccer America's Least Wanted their incredibly ~~~---~-- ~ ~--..--·--;-::::="---:-::--·-· ------,--~---,...--..,·~'7"""""·-1 successful single, is going through consumer trials and ball world." Ugly Kid Joe reports. rereleased on Forte supplies Delaware Stardog I Mercury "Retailers thought the balls Grade: C America's. A remix of Sporting Goods, World of Soccer "Madman," which were the most unique product they and various other stores with the had ever seen," he says. "People sounds exactly the same balls, which range from $8.99 for ~re~~~!e~~~~~n as the ori·ginal, is also will like them because they're the softball size to $29.99 for the unique, we send money to the regulation ball. The five members of Ugly Kid featured. Happy, happy, joy, A WF and because Desmond Since Forte means "power" in Joe, a young band from Palo Alto, Armstrong, a member' of the U.S. California, are very much like joy, as Ren and Stimpy Italian, Manniso's company has might say. National Soccer Team, endorses adopted a new tag line: "Fone - rebellious, arrogant high school them." Another problem? The New Power in Spons." students. Along with Armstrong's Squandered talent. This And Manniso thinks the You've gotta respect them a little publicity, Manniso is currently for what they are, and for their "who is a multi-part problem, Wildballs will be their claim to starting with Whitfield ------trying to increase advertising with fame, he says. cares" attitude, but you also gotta McDonald's, MTV and with 27 realize that if they don't gro.w up, Crane, possibly the coolest named definitely do better than songs with Recordman," a sappy ballad and "People will hopefully think of vocalist in music. He has a really titles like "Neighbor," spoofing Mr. shameless plug for record marketing representatives us as the Ben and Jerry's of the they'll never really amount to throughout the United States and anything. good voice, but he ruins it with Rogers, arid "So Damn Cool," which companies, that makes America's a spons world." Canada. Ugly Kid Joe, unfortunately, will whiny teen-act attitude and really deserves no further explanation. mediocre album. "Hopefully, people will think of probably never grow up. lame lyrics. Some songs are pretty good. Sure, the Kids will sell albums. America's Least Wanted, the Case two. Klaus Eichstadt, Their cover of Harry Chapin's "Cats But if they expect to make it real follow-up to their amazingly guitarist. He has ·gobs of talent too, in the Cradle" is terrific, with the big, they'd better grow up. successful EP, As Ugly as They but the pop-metal that makes up the exception of muffled vocals, while Or they may just get left back. Wanna Be, is an exercise in majority of the Kid's music doesn't "Panhandlin • Prince" and mediocrity. allow him to showcase his talent. "Goddamn Devil" are quality The first problem? Recycled · That pop-metal trash is the third, originals. songs. "Everything About You," and biggest, problem. The Kid's can But it's junk filler like "Mr. FREE TO OFF CAMPUS STUDENTS! 1992-93 OFFICIAL Rap and roll -A new 'experience,' as STUDENT HANDBOOKS Heavies play their.own instruments Available From: PERKINS STUDENT CENTER STUDENT SERVICES BUILDING DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC SAFETY Heavy Rhyme Experience: Vol. samples. KRS-One, Young MC and Queen 1 The Heavies are a rhythm and Latifah on an album called Silent DEAN OF STUDENTS OFFICE The Brand New Heavies blues trio from Britain who Assassin a few years ago. The RETU~NING ADULT STUDENT ASSOC. OFFICE Delicious Vinyl previously featured female soul droning album smacked of Grade: B+ vocalists. · monotony. 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By Megan' McDermott had several breakaways he was powerless against. Hicks put in another tallie six minutes later. sr.trteportet "It's tough to get the defense moving the way "Defensively we were not good at tracking Skirt chasing The Towson State men's soccer team came to I'm used to having defense move," said Puican, people. There were too many people free," said Delaware with a 1-2 record, and in the words of playing in his first game of the season after a red Kline, whose team fell to 0-2 (0-0 North Atlantic coach Frank Olszewski was, "struggling and card incident last year. Conference). at tennis frustrated." Towson scored midway through the flrst half, The Tigers scored again with about 15 minutes But Wednesday the Tigers took advantage of a but Delaware was on the defensive from the start. to go in the half, and Towson went into halftime porous Delaware defense to break out of their "All these games, they look so lopsided," said with a 3-0 lead. matches slump and down the Hens, 4-1. sophomore defender/fo rward Andy Bullard . In the second half Delaware came out much Towson had 15 shots on goal to Delaware's "Before you know it you 're down in a hole and more fired up. seven, and Hens ' coach Loren Kline said it was you can 't get out of it." About 10 minutes into the half, Bullard I like women, I really do. even worse. "Even the statistics don't show how Towson's fi rst goal came when freshman Todd emerged from a crowd of defenders to fire a shot At times they excite me, and like many chances they had on goal," Kline said. Hicks broke through the Hens' defense. He came on goal, but the ball was stopped by Towson most other 20-year-old single Three of the Hens four starting defenders are up one-on-one with Puican , and kicked the ball goalie Rich Pellegrini. college fellows, there's a certain freshmen, and although senior goalkeeper Mark strong and in the air where Puican could not get in Eight minutes later Bullard scored from point enjoyment in watching them · Puican was credited with nine saves, the Tigers position to stop it. do ...well, just about anything. see SOCCER pageB6 But I also consider myself a man of the 21st century, more open­ minded and socially conscious than dad's generation. So when I went to the Delaware women's tennis match Tuesday Volleyball dogs Hounds ' afternoon against Mt. St. Mary's, I was in a kind of state of confusion. Four game triumph puts Spikers back on There in front of me, were about two dozen young, athletic ladies. winning track; await UMBC Invite. In skirts. By Matt Konkle they got a push going into the It was kind of like when Fred 1\ssist.ant Sports Editor second game. Once a team gets • Flintstone gets the evil tiny Fred on BALTIMORE- Playing above momentum, it's tough to stop one shoulder, and the heavenly one the net in women' s volleyball is them." on the other. usually no place for the Loyola cut the Hens lead to 13- Heavenly Jeff Pearlman was fainthearted. 10 in the third game, but junior • quick to react, saying "what's with It's a danger zone filled with captain Jill the skirts these tennis players have soaring players itching to take a Graber served to wear? They' re short, and set ball and smash it down on the up an ace that obviously made by old men lacking other team's side. Greyhound a sex life. They're wrong." Those that get in the way Melissa But then there was the evil Jeff. sometimes take their life in their Wiklinski could "Wow, those skirts are really own hands . not.handle. shflrt," he yelped in my ear. "Keep But Wednesday night, in On game your mouth shut, act like you're Delaware's 17-15, 3-15, 15-11, point it was writing and enjoy the view!" 15-6 win over Loyola, the Hens Graber again, Such \s the conflict a horny worked a twist into this type of Fow Ier this time letting post-teenager. power offense. a Loyola shot fall harmlessly wide When I got tired of the internal They call it the dink. of danger. debate at the tennis court, I strolled It sets up iust like a,. spike, the "It definitely was a key for us over to the field hockey gam·e setter lofting the ball high to the to win the third set," said semor . between Delaware and Maryland. hitter. outside hitter Sarah Fowler. "I It was a damn good game too, an But instead of thumping leather think we came together and jelled exciting 2-1 Terps victory. into next week, a simple iap floats as a team today." Yet for some reason, my mind the ball over blockers and to the But Viera thinks the Hens need ' wasn't focusing on the game. empty wood floor behind them. to realize when ·to Ulke control. , Well, not exactly. And oh, how effective it was "We really need work on our "Wow, the field hockey skirts against the Greyhounds. intensity," Viera said, "and learn are almost as good as tennis!" evil After splitting the first two how to really put teams away , Jeff exclaimed in a burst of games, Delaware (4-6, 0-0 North when we can." ' excitement. "Loplc, forget football Senior midfielder Arlene Gregory tracks down a loose ball during her team's 2-1 loss to Atlantic Conference) clinged to a Delaware took a 9-5 lead in the and start covering the women. I nationally ranked Maryland. The Hens dropped to 1-2 on the season. 3-2 lead in the third. first game behind the hitting of heard ice skaters wear spandex! Enter the dink. Fowler and freshman middle hitter And have you seen those tight Freshman middle hitter Emily Emily Rome. ' softballpants .. .wow!." Rome tried it, and found some Then, leading 14-8, the Hens But just as soon as the evil Field Hockey loses, but wins open space between the swirling slowly watched Loyola creep back disappeared, heavenly Jeff spoke Loyola defense. to tie the game at 14. , up . He always does. 2-1 home loss to No.3 Terps gives Hens confidence boost Sophomore midd·le hitter Jen Graber gave Delaware the lead "How can you call yourself a Stock looked dink as well on the at 16-15 when she knocked the decent person when you can't even . next play, tapping the ball ball into open space be.hind the • control your hormones? What are By Carey McDaniel "To be that close to the third-ranked team between a Loyola player and the front line, and the Hens won when • you? Some no good, skirt chasing, Assistant Sports Editor in the country and play that well, we sideline. Rome smashed the ball between sex craving idiot? Huh?" The Delaware women' s field hockey should be able to handle anyone else who The dink quickly gave Greyhounds Wendy Vinje and I had to think about that for a team lost to the University of Maryland 2-1 comes down the road." Delaware a 5-2 lead, and had Suzy Frisbie. while, but after strolling back to Tuesday afternoon. Maryland coach Missy Meharg , who Loyola players wondering what "This was the first time that we • the tennis courts I had my answer. Again. graduated from Delaware in 1985, said was coming next. all came together and played When it came time to interview For the fiflh straight year, the Hens were both teams "played very aggress.ive and "We mixed things up pretty wei!," said Graber. "Our • the players, it was a heads-up unable to beat the No. 3 nationally ranked with a lot of risk. good," said coach Barb Viera. communication was great and we - affair. Terps. "But our players needed to be more "We established our power game really had fun tonight." There was no looking below But this year was different. disciplined," she said. "We needed to fight before the dinks, and that HEN DIGS· Fowler recorded • the belt. This year, the Hens (1-1), 0-0 North better for the spaces because if there was effectively kept them [Loyola] off 14 kills against Loyola, giving her I'm sure they're not thrilled with Atlantic Conference) dominated all over ever a free ball , it always came up in balance." a team-high 71 on the season. • the attire, so why should I enjoy it? their home field, with an aggressive Delaware's hands ." The dinks also gave Delaware Graber leads the Hens fn ·assists "Jeff what are you saying! Stop, passing game, kamikaze sprints and With 17 minutes and 48 seconds left in breathing room after losing with 198, picking up 35 a~ainst • stop." quickness at tracking down free balls. the first half, the Terps broke the scoreless momentum in a disappointing the Greyhounds. Henceforth, what the hell is the Ask Delaware coach MaryBeth Holder, tie. second set. Delaware travels to tht: • university, or for that matter, the and her team won. Maryland lj!ading scorer Boukje "We let them back in the game University of Maryland at • world of collegiate sports, "I think it was pretty equal," she said. see HOCKEY page 86 at the end of the first game," Viera Baltimore County Friday, for the • thinking? said. "And even though we won, UMBC Invitational. Field hockey is a great game, one that rivals football and lacrosse . in sheer brutality and physical contact. Tennis takes an immense • amount of athleticism and The Baby Hogs, er Hens • flexibility, almost similar to the skills needed to play basketball or Against URI, the offensive line must step up • volleyball. The outfits, however, are more • appropriate for the Pussy Cat Club By Jeff Pearlman Vergantino' s return from an for lifeless 40-year-old men than Sports Editor injury-plagued summer.· The offensive line, however, • the athletic world. It's a clear-cut writing cliche to "It's good to see there's still say someone is "baby faced." was another thing. morality and good natured people But in the case of Matt Wildes, Raymond is high on youth but out there. Jeff, I'm proud." the tired, old cliche will have to low on the line's pass protection do. ~ In football, the pants and pads against UMass. Vergantino was are required, needed equipment. Big Matty looks like the kid sacked three times, and often used But there's nothing tennis who used to beat yo'u up in first his scrambling ability to escape • players do that requires the use of grade, then take your lunch even worse fate . • skimpy shorts endorsed by the money. Obviously, Daryl Brown's 183 • Pervert Club of America. You know, the big fat pug who yards' rushing shows the run And it's not like they have to be you cried to mommy about for blocking was up to par, but pass • used in field hockey either. Players hours, but never did anything protection is a different story. ; always wear shorts under the because you knew he'd smash that "The offensive line blocked real • required attire - always. favorite Flash Gordon lunchbox. well," said Raymond, "but they "Jeff, you idiot, what the hell Now Big Matty is a muscular, need details on positioning and • are you doing writing this 21-year-old starting left tackle for angles for pass protection. They • garbage," evil Jeff interjects. the Delaware football team, and have a ways to go." "What are you, gay? Those skirts the days of peanut butter and jelly When the Hens (1 -0, 1-0 are great. For once, stop bitching swiplpg are over. You'd also have Yankee Conference) battle Rhode • and go with the flow. You. sound to be stupid to call him a pug. Island tomorrow at Delaware : like Dan Quayle." But that baby face still remains. Stadium, Vergantino' s protectors No one said being a perv was In the Hens 33-13 win over will have to show they 'ye come .a • easy. . Massachusetts last week, coach long way in a week. Tubby Raymond was thrilled by Wh ile the Rams (1-0, 1-0 Yankee) have no return ing jeff Pearlman is the sports editor the play of his running backs and THE RMEW I Maxlmllllan Gretsdl encouraged by quarterback Bill • of Th~ Review see 0-LINE pageB6 Quarterback Bill Vergantino stands over, from left, ~ick Anderson, Pete Hennigan and Greg Peden. • 86. THE REVIEW .September 18,1992 Soccer falls 4-1 continued from page 85 blank range after receiving a pass from forward Chris Ashby. Delaware played the next 20 minutes with a new-found intensity. "If we'd played the whole game like those 20 minutes," said Kline, "it would have been a much closer game." Towson slipped its goal past Puican when he stepped out to meet an attacker with just over four minutes to go. "When that fourth goal goes in. that's the back-breaker " said Bullard. Delaware did not have any more chances ~t scoring for the game. Kline said his squad made too many mistakes in the game, and with four freshmen starting, inexperience was a factor. "We have a lot of young players who don't know what it takes to be successful on the field," said Kline. "We're probably going to take a lot of lumps., but that's how you become a better team." Sunday the Hens travel to Virginia to face James THE RfVIEW I Rayna B. Blackman Madison. Midfielder Tony DeGeorge -line looks to prove Worth

continued from page 85 junior center Greg Peden looks like a man who could defensive line starters from last season, coach Bob still smash your lunch box. Griffin often plays his linebackers as down linemen. Peden's chiseled face has a fierce look of deep ' With three returning starters, including 1991 intensity, and his scowl, reserved for opposing leading tacklers, Dave Slattery and Marty Coyne, at linemen, reads "ax murderer." linebacker, Rhode Island is expected to test the But where even the least inexperienced Delaware front with multiple stunts experienced of his linemates were and formations. backups last season, Peden anchors Raymond may have his doubts, but the linemen the line from a position brand new insist they're ready. to him. "We can be just as good, if not better, than last Last year Peden was a defensive tackle. year's offensive line if we work as a uni ~ ,'' s_aid Wildes. "We just have to get used to workmg "I'm getting a lot better from the together." spring,'' said Peden. "I'm having a Along wi th Wildes, the newcomers include senior Wildes little problem with my hands, right guard Peter Hennigan and center Greg feden. because on defense you can use Hennigan, a 6-foot-4, 246-pound Bnck, N .J. them, but now on offensive line I have to watch for holding." native, has surprisingly been the line' s solid li~k. Originally planned as a fi ll-in f9r the injured Geoff Much of the unit's inexperience is made up for by sheer size and bulk. Hannan, Hennigan's play has left the right guard spot THE REVIEW /lnri Barbag wide open. Those three, along with left guard Mike Allison Ashurst returns a shof in her Tuesday match against Mt. St. Mary's. Ashurst and the Hens fell Schoenleber and right tackle Rick Anderson, average In contrast to Wildes' youthful facial appearance, to the Mounts 8-1, and travel to Marylalid th i ~ weekened to play in the Mt. St. Mary's Invitational. 6-foot-4, 261-pounds. In basketball they say you can't coach height. In football the same goes with the massive bulk and weight of offensive linemen. Tennis stumbles down against Mounts Even if they're just babies. EXTRA POINTS - After his 183 yard, two touperformance against Massachusetts last week, In 8-1 rout at hands of Mt. St. Mqry's, a struggling Blue Hen finds her swing Hens sophomore fullback Daryl Brown was named to By Jeff Pearlman but without that shot." first- year coach Laura LeRoy's the Yankee Conference Honor Roll. Sporu Editor . Rhode Island sophomore quarterback Tony At first glance, it would seem Delaware squad (3-2, 1-0 North Squitieri was also named to the squad after throwing Doesn't it really stink when Kratzer's troubles continued Atlantic Conference). for for 317 yards and three touchdowns. you lose one of those little things Tuesday during her match against Freshman Kate Brune, playing Delaware has won seven straight regular season that always· seems to get Mt. St. Mary's Valeria Topol. No. 3 singles, upped her record games entering Saturday, the longest regular season misplaced? In Delaware's 8-1 loss to to 5-0 with a three set 6-4, 2-6, streak since an eight-game run in 1984 and 85. The dental floss falls under Mounts at the Carpenter Field 7-5 struggle against the Mounts' The Hens are also in the middle of a six-game your bed, the keys are left out on House courts, Kratzer lost to Michelle Perry. Yankee conference streak, which breaks the 1988 the counter, a wallet falls on the Topol in straight sets, 6-1, 6-4. Delaware's top singles player, school record of five. floor .. . your forehand doesn ' t She was often a step behind freshman No. 1 Megan Zusi, fell Quarterback Bill Vergantino needs just 56 yards to exist for two weeks. her opponent, and more often to Helene Martaus in straight become the eighth Delaware player, and first Forehand? then not Kratzer fell victim to sets, 6-2, 6-0. quarterback, to reach 2,000 rushing yards for a career. Delaware women's tennis Topol's powerful baseline "I lost, but I didn ' t play too Vergantino is fifth on the Yankee Conference career captain Julia Kratzer went 2-3 for smashes. badly," said Zusi (2-2). "It was total offense list with 6,525 yards. the first two weeks of the season But finally, after two weeks of good and consistent, she was just Senior cornerback Tim Jacobs is the first defensive without much fanfare or doutits, struggles and tennis hell, a very good player. It was ·back in Hens history to start all four seasons. Jacobs attention. the forehand worked. encouraging, though" _ needs just 18 tackles to become the 15th Delaware She als9 did it without a Game, set, match Kratzer. The Hens No. 2 doubles team player, and third defensive back, to reach 200. · forehand. "My backhand has always of Kratzer and junior Mary Junior split end Keita Malloy has defied the Wing Kratzer played well near the been my strength,'' said the West Wolfenden lost its first match of T run offense to catch at least one pass in 13 straight net, had almost no trouble with Lawn, Pa. native. the season to Topol and Perry, 8- games. Malloy needs 12 catches to become the 18th her backhand and still hit a nasty "But today the forehand was 5 in a match shortened by ·player in school history to have 50 career receptions. serve. there. I started hitting with a darkness. Brown has scored at least one touchdown in six But when the forehand was more open stance today. It's the The Delaware duo' s record straight games, and has rushed for 638 yards (6.6 needed, something turned off. first time my forehand has ever dropped to 4-1. The Hens travel to the n::;;~;;m:uJ;;; •.;:; ;;bwray De average) over a span of six games dating back to last "I'd run around and avoid the been open, and I guess it works," forehand, and just make it a she said. Mounts • home in Baltimore halfback Lanue johnson and the rest of the season. backhanded shot," said Kratzer, a Kratzer's discovery was one of today through Sunday for the Mt. 5 backfield needs the offensive line. . , In 118 career carries, Brown has lost just one yard. 1 junior. "I'd hustle and play hard, few bright spots Tuesday for St. Mary's Invitational.

~erps win dose-battle over Hens .. NCM Division 1-M Football Scoreboard ~ ntinued from page BS V e r m e u 1 e n "Everyone was giving 110 percent," said Poll Tuesday ; received a short Baugher. "We picked up the intensity a lot and we Women's Tennis iass at the top of the Hens' circle, held the ball for 1. Youn~stown State 2·0 all played better as a team." . 2. Mars all (WV) University 2-0 Mt. St. Mary's 8, Delaware 1 • moment and shot it through Delaware's defense. But pressure doesn't win games. With ten he rocket hit high in the middle of the net. and 3. Villanova University 2-0 minutes left, Vermeulen scored her second goal to 1-{) Field Hockey :=everal Hen s just turned their heads in anger. 4. Universi~ of Northern Iowa give Maryland a 2-1 lead. 5. Eastern ntucky University 1·0 Maryland 2, Delaware 1 : "They dominated in the first half," said Holder, "(After the second goal) we just couldn't pull it ::and before their first goal we had so. many 6. University of ldaoho. 1·0 out," said senior co-captain Cassie Herr. 7. Alabama State University Wednesday pponunities .We have the ability, we just had to ~ 1·0 "We' ve just lack serious scoring punch this 8. DElAWARE Men's Soccer :iet really fi red up for the second half." 1-0 year," Holder said. ~ 9. The Citadel 2-o Towson Sta'te 4, Delaware 1 • Whatever cheers, advice, tears or threats Holder "Whenever we get the ball into their 25 (yard 10. Northeast Louisiana U. ~xpresse d during the halftime break, it certainly ;: 1·1 line) we just don' t execute as well as we do in the 11. Tennessee at Chattanooga 2-o Volleyball . ired the Hens up . For the rest of the game midfield," she said. "In the circle, the execution Delaware 4, Loyota 1 :Pelaware posed a domineering threat to the Terps, 12. Middle Tennessee State 1·1 breaks down, for whatever reason - being nerves, 13. Florida A&M University 2-0 taTt ing early with a goal from senior Jennifer rushing in or whatever." ~ :Paggett'. . 14. Holy Cross (MA) College .. 0·1 On deck "We were right there with them the whole time," (I) 15. McNeese State 1·1 • "l kept thinking we just needed one goal to get said junior Jennifer Rinnander, "and we knew we Today ioing," said Daggett...... 16. University of Montana 1-1 had the chance to beat them. ~ 17. Southwest Missouri State 'Volleyball at UMBC Invitational • With 32:08 remaining, the Hens seemed to get 1-1 "That's what is so frustrating," she said, "but Q (Tie) William & Mary 1·0 'Women's Tennis at Mt. StMary's :lheir break. that's just the way hockey goes." 19. Furman (SC) Umversity Invitational : Maryland forced a defensive corner because of a 1·1 The Hens continue their season at LaSalle 20. Southwest Texas State 2-o :Pangerous play by their goalie Jill Jones. University Saturday. ~ Saturdafi • Sophomore Sue Daddona slammed ·the ball to HEN SCRATCHINGS - The Hens still "footba IllS Rhode Island 1 ra.m. •op of the circle, where the offense was posed and holeries lead over Maryland (8-7-5), but have not Also receivina: VofeSi "Men's Cross Country at De aware ~aiti ng to explode toward the goal. been able to topple the Terps since 1988. Invite 1 0 a.m. : As the Maryland defenders rushed from the goal NCAA Top 20 Poll: 1. Old Dominion; 2. Iowa 3; Central Florida, Dartmouth, Idaho "field Hockey at LaSalle 1 p.m. ::age, senior Kelly Hollinger crouched on her Maryland; 4.Penn State; 5. North Carolina; 6. Ball State,. Lafayette, North Carolina ~nees to stop the ball dead on the line, and set it State; 7. Providence; 8. Massachusetts; 9. Temple; A& T, Princeton, Samford, Sam Sunday ~ p for Dagg_e tt ' s drive. 10. Lafayette; 11. Northeastern; 12. Duke; 13 . Houston, Weber, Western Ky. "Men's Soccer at JMU 1 p.m. • Dagget's stick was already wound back and, Boston University; 14. Virginia; 15. Northwestern; :i.vithout pause, she connected the ball with a force 16. Connecticut; 17. Ohio State; 18. James :ihat sent it crashing into the lower right hand Madison; 19. Princeton; 20. New Hampshire. ~orner of the goal. : "I had nothing to lose," she said. ~ ·we were all :;going for it and I just went as . hard as I could." • Holder said the go.al built up her team's :Confidence. . . . Sfaorts Trivia Last Week's Answers • "It was j ust a matter of us making things 1. Name the only p~yer to coach and catch a pass in a 1. Tubby Raymond's first career win was against ~appen," she said. "I think that's why we started to Super Bowl. :Pick up and put pressure on them a lot more." Hofstra an 1966. • And from that point on, Delaware continued to 2. What are the former World Hockey League teams that 2. Mark McGwire attended USC. -apply pressure. 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