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Volume XXXIX, Number 66. -Monday, August 12,1996 First CopyEFree Traffic Affairs Opens Its: Friendly DooSrs _An "OpenDoor" Policy and "One Stop Shop" Service Are Among Department's Recent Changes

Strum Kenny's] one stop shop Department in organizing people could come to the RYAN DE LA PENA the establishment of a -632- BYENEIL Adamec. traffic. flow and parking spots .University, get around the.. Statesman Staff - AUTO line, the University's *policy," says campus. Young says that' University in a way that will Friendly service and AM radio station, and having "They'll pay for the permit, on ma'ny times, the Traffic make the University more convenience are only two of a traffic officer on the nmainand issue a permit all in the Affairs Department is not accessible and help people . . . the goals 'the recent Traffic entrance, stemmed from the same window at the Bursar's informed of events.taking Nobody likes enforcement, Affairs Office is trying to department's goal to be' Office" Currently, there is a place on campus and parking especially if you're on the attain.: The impersonal helpful. Traffic Affairs window that a problem for receiving end of the ticket," window booths are now "We instituted a 632- will probably run through becomes participants of the event. Little says. "But we're working closed and have given way to AUTO line on campus as a registration and will be Problems such as where to on educating people. ... What an "open door" policy. question and answer line that incorporated in to the regular park arise. In addition, traffic we're asking from students, Permits can now be obtained can be accessed during the Bursar's Office. flow is disrupted. faculty, and staff and from our in a. one stop-shop" manner day on business hours and'' Young explains that the "We're going to help them visitors is for them to help us. at the Bursar. These and other alsgo, as a phone-mai.l for process of transferring the and make their life more We don't -wantto write people changes in the Traffic Affairs getting back information to service from the windows of easier," Little says of the tickets. The people that are Department are geared for the people the next day for their the Traffic Affairs Office to event planner. "It will make receiving tickets from now Oil benefit of students, faculty, concerns," says Little. the Bursar's Office took a fair them experience the are people who are violating staff, and visitors. Visitors can inquire the guard amount of time. University visit . . . the campus rules and-regulations. "It's a very customer-l at the main entrance for Student registration has pleasantly when they ensuring safety "We're going to do everything service type of organization,". directions on how to get also changed. According to We're about along 'with:the we can to make sure that they says Doug Little, assistant around the campus and for Adamec, commuters only on campus Department and also know, the rules and regulations, director for Community and where to park. The. have, to register once every Police that when someone that's why we started the 2- Traffic Affairs. "On the other. University's AM station, five years as long as they're ensuring they're AUTO line and we: have the hand, we do have a major transmitting on a five-.mile keeping the same vehicle on visits the campus, to the campus. radio station . . . so that we'll -responsibility." This "major" radius, provides directions to campus. If commuters change welcome the reason, why that be able to give information to responsibility entails ticketing drivers around campus, such their vehicles, then they will That's is at the front people. The Police Department and ensuring the traffic flow as alternative roads one can have to register it for five gentleman and the Traffic Affairs area is about on campus. use when constructions are dollars. Residents will have gate." addressed the protection of people, ensuring The...Traffic Department, underway. .The station also to register their vehicles once Little also issue. "Without people's safety and educating which was previously part of offers information on every two years. enforcement you'll have chaos. people. You have to have an the Transportation available parking spaces. Groups organizing an ticketing, other hand, we are not enforcement because without Department, was assigned- to "Registration has been event on campus can fill out On the of just tickets. enforcement, you'll have the University Police simplified, in keeping with an event planner slip that will in the business in the business so that chaos." Li Department last September. [University President Shirley help the Traffic Affairs We are

- The Traffic Area and the - Traffic Hearing Officer now report to the University Police Department, which is under Faculty to Vote on Pension Fu-nd the direction of Richard Young. "This office is no longer Proposal to-Limit Executive Pay called Traffic Enforcement," Little says. "The department takes on a lot of different An important vote will' passes," said Scot Nova, clout to influence corporate issues now,.. not, just the take place among faculty Director of the Preamble policy with noticeable success. ticketing of vehicles." members on college Center of Public Policy. The resolution, as it will INDEX "We've changed our "Corporations cannot afford' appear on the ballot, is campuses across the country. N EW S...... 1-2 whole atmosphere," says enclosed. It is one of only Il in early 6ctober of this year. to. ignore the wishes of the EDITORIAL ...... 4-5 manager of three resolutions to be voted Valerie Adamec,. Faculty will be asked to world's largest pension fund. FEATURES ...... 3,6-7 Traffic, Affairs. "We've vote on a proposal that would And it is difficult to see how on. The ballot will be mailed closed the windows officially require their pension fund, anyone would argue the other to the. membership, and they. COLUMN: and we're now inviting people known as Teachers Insurance side on this issue. Everyone need only to. mark their vote TURN IT UP & PASS IT that and mail it back. into the office. Those -and Annuity Association- knows that executive salaries ON ...... 3 want to-talk about their billing the roof in The resolution is moderate in DAVE AND THE College Retirement Equities have gone through HITMAN ...... 8 or have problems on campus Fund. (TIAA-CREF), to take the midst of widespread the limit it proposes ($3, million), -and want to know where- to action to stem the growth of downsizing and stagnating although it' should be noted park can come in.". that the majority of chief executive salaries. wages for most employees." CAMPUS CALENDAR "It was. quite a change- TIAA-CREF is the Pay for the average CEO executive officers -receive -Page 2 over because the Traffic and largest pension, fund in the has nearly doubled since considerably more than this. Transportation used to be a world, with over 1.8 million 1990, and- total executive The .economic arguments TRIPPIN' OUT WITH department to themselves," by advanced to support it are members at thousands of compensation, has risen, -Page 3 Little says. "What we've Colleges an'd universities 30% in just the last year. framed in terms of the interest done is we changed the whole around the country. It holds The shareholder resolution of'TIAA-CREF shareholders. focus of our Traffic combined assets of about would require TIAA-CREF to For example, the pension PRODIGY RETURNS WITH Department." The focus now work to liim i t, executive fund's earnings are directly FPIRESTARTER $172 billion. -Page 7 centers on making services "There is no doubt that compensation at companies in reduced. by inflated .executive convenient and pleasant for Wall Street will feel the which it holds shares. TIAA- play, -Preamble Center for Public Policy El everyone. Services such as impact of this proposal if it CREF has previously used its - 1' - :. 6i: 2 .k6 Assistance Fund Established to Benefit Graduate -~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ io the Families ofTWA Flight 800 Open House The events surrounding TWA Flight 800 are tragic, and while the ongoing trauma of the families may not be as newsworthy as the explosion itself, they are no less : yi1 crucial or serious. There is real financial dilemma for individuals who have lost a Slated for loved one in this crash. In many cases, families are still awaiting the recover), of the M-'1wfgyi body or bodies of family members. Not one person was prepared for this and in many cases the emotional tragedy will be overshadowed by the financial hardship that this August- 20 I event will have caused. Families of National Tragedies has established a fund for the families of TWA (UNS) - The School of Professional C.O.C.A. Flight 800. The fund has been established to provide financial relief and assistance for Development and -Continuing Studies at the families of those who were victims of this catastrophe. Stony Brook, the State University of New Sgt. Bilko, 9:30 p.m. on Families of National Tragedies is a non-profit corporation. An application for York, will host a Graduate Open House Tuesday, August 13 and 9:30 p.m. Tax-exempt status has been filed with the Internal Revenue Service in accordance with on Tuesday evening, August 20, 4:30 to on Wednesday, August 14 at Section 501 (c)(3) of the Internal Revenue Code. A positive letter of determination will 7:30 p.m. in Room S-102, Social and Auditorium, SB make Union. Admission all contributions tax-deductible. Behavioral Sciences Building. is free. Contributions may be sent to: Families of TWA Flight 800, PO Box 10189, St. Advisors will be available to discuss Louis, Mo. 63145-0189. You can contact Families-of National Tragedies at (217) 347- graduate degrees and certificates for part- ,4816. Barb Wire, 9:30 p.m. on ° time students. Students holding a Tuesday, August 20 and'9:30 p.m. baccalaureate who wish to continue taking on Wednesday, August- 21 at either undergraduate or graduate courses Auditorium, SB Union. Admission may-apply and be admitted on the spot as is free. non-matriculating graduate students. Write for The Statesman! Refreshments will be served and free C. . parking vouchers will be provided. STUDENT ACTIVITIES For a Fall, 1996, School of BOARD Cal- 63-6479. 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E I -MJlonday.August 12.1996 "-'1 A Rich Bag Of Mu-sical Treats Lock- and Load With Sponge, Republica & Specials

Every week I churn the hot; the not- goulash into the guppy pond. Their you go totally insane, offering the hottest together, and some of the ideas were yet-known-but-totally-dope; the newest, Wax Ecstatic, has all the slices of gothic-mood, industrial-chaos pretty wild." Panter is alluding to the incredible; the mainstream; local plenties of their prior effort and then and dance disco. This 240-pounder British band's newest release, Today's unsigned heroes and a lot of some. didn't have any trouble buckin' to this Specials, which has some wonderfully overwhelmingly creative, lyrical, "Got To Be A Bore," the second bad-boy and if I had any hair right now, original covers of "Simmer Down" by ferociously bone-whirling mayhem that track off the , gives true meaning I would rip it out and graciously eat it. Marley, "Pressure Drop" by Toots and can only be offered from to mental terminology; you It can cripple anyone; club-cats, rave- the Maytals, "Somebody Got underground-sympathetic don't listen to, this one, you heads, table-freaks and dance fans Murdered" by the Clash and "A Little publications or college TURN IIT UP Zen in for this sucker. There galore. This one is (happily) a gazillion Bit Me, A Little Bit You," a remake of press. , I are some Filter-flows and a miles from WKTU-ville. the Monkees' mega-hit single. The response is almost Dac o ratty hook that made me blow The twisted life-functions of "Ready Most of the original band members always, I "I love your column PASS T ON my stew lovin' it. Massive To Go" put me at the summit. I'm going have been jammin' since 1979, and ON S II and I read it every week, but R RAUSS string action from Joey in - hardcore. A little never hurt there's no chance of the band letting up I usually don't know -too Mazzola (electric and slide anyone. Add the mega-bass and a any slack, with a major tour planned for much about all the bands that you write guitar) and Mike Cross (electric, with a mind of its own, and the United States. If you've been about and interview.' acoustic and bass guitar) have powered you get "Bloke," a second track scrounging through the music dumpster Then the same people come back to the title track, "Wax Ecstatic,' into being experiment in bliss.- "Drop Dead for some real ska and reggae, seeing me a few months later and tell me that jocked, clocked and flocked to by every Gorgeous" is a enough to make any spin- how both styles usually have to slither they saw so-and-so on MTV or opening media cuckoo and fan alike across the jocker run through a brick wall and reach under the musical waste-pile absent for some major gig. Then they say, country (including a video on MTV). It back to pick up his head. from mass public attention, look no "Now I know what you're talking about. jumps into your face fast, licks your Whether you dig Velvet shoes, further. It's time to climb out and relax They rock." bunions and leaves you reaching to be Halogen lamps or smoke machines, (at least, for now) until you're ready to I've alsobeen asked to include more spoon-fed. "Silence Is Their Drug" is Republica's LP is a necessity. Republica go sludge-rockin" again-with the music variety within the column for people emphatic, vibrant and jumpy within a the end. gods. with diversified musical interests. I salivating white-water undertow. I listen to my readers and I care. grabbed my Kayak for this ride. You take the spirited energy of ska That's it for this week. Special So this installment offers everything Sponge wails from inside the (such as the Toasters) and the moody butt-huggin' props and thanks to from rock and alternative, ska, rhythm stomach lining. There's Iyrical steel in melody of reggae (such as Bob Marley); Frank at Sony Records, Pete at Virgin and blues, gothic and industrial, as well their stock and musical conformity the result is two-tone, a style that the (What's up with my Pistols' tickets'?) as traditional disco . It's not everything, throughout the barrel. Lock and load.. Specials flaunt with a smile. Bassist and Hilary at BMG. As always, you but it's a start. Horace Panter: "On tour we had been all rule. If there s any album out there that talking about our favorite tunes and Next week: It's finally finished.: the Alternative vagabonds, Sponge, worthy of inducing the Pope to hop up ideas for songs that we could cover in interview with Rocket From The Crypt. have stolen-conformity, added pop-punk and boogie, it's Republica's self-titled our own style. The Specials were always Grab an extra pair of Hanes. We're briefs and a splash of gritty guitar release. This one is guaranteed to make about bringing disparate influences going on a journey! Li

BY MARC WEISBAUM trying to follow in the footsteps of Dangers. a beat loop from some obscure record. 1) ------Staesman Staf ------etallica (they took fiv yer)Never mind the mainstream, but Or you- can put i norccea dchop s§ "I've been working onthisoneforhow will theaverage Meat Beat it up into different elements like a I "Im more happ'y with this, four years.," Dangers says.~ "There Monster react to a dose- of the' drum machine. A lot of the jungle ® record than any of the .i others,. was no time limit or date." While Sublimina~nwc" Preiu stf sdn0 ieta.I as done° probably. There's always things working on the'-album, Dangers says records to this one, it hasn't been a both ways on- this record; Since S Ilike time, restraints and not he also produced an album for huge jump. It would take more time finishing this record a year age>, I got9t getting to finish things.the 4 way Emergency Broadcast Network., did to get into this than any of the other a band together with three other I IA wanted to, inish them, which a number of remixes and moved twice because it's so Iong - 140 -members and we've been touri ng and-k I BYeuoMARC andSatyricon. to San Francisco. IHike knowing thatminutes," Dangers says. "I'a only the next record is going to b > these g This ncr I iutt sfid that I'm there's nothing else Ior uld have doneSubliractedl tS gicv them ten reusc;an fourisone like that. itmn ah orl nor = foing away for a few years and to it," he says. I gave them 28. There's about eight just sort of look back on these records I'I give youthe record when its With the current state of what's tracks that didn't make it at all. But and just see this one as being this odd t3I finished."- popular musically, the mainstream has it's still just me. I've done all the double disc album. The new one Q0 never been as receptive as it is now. records myself." we've been working on for the-past C

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- Tripnn I Wi th 7 Meat Beat MEAT, From Page 3 With his wandering aural their havoc on the road. landscapes, one can never Currently they are a part of tell for sure. the ENIT Festival, along with In closing, Dangers Porno For Pyros, Black quotes the infamous John Grape, and a horde of others. Cage: "'The highest purpose "On the ENIT Festival, we're is to have no purpose at all."' only going to be on for 40 minutes," says Dangers. "This Meat Beat Manifesto and will be a trimmed down show the ENIT Festival will be in and it also depends when New Jersey on August 17. O we'll be going on. When its still light, we can't use our films and that sort of -stuff,but CONTACT: we'll be doing our own tour in September. Live, we're MBM Info improvising about 50 percent. Box 921 It's organized chaos." 1032 Irving St. So what makes Meat Beat San Francisco, CA tick? What's Dangers' goal? 94122-2200

, {i{PI{// IVOining Kcorrds Meat Beat Manifestos John Wilson, left, and Prodigy Returns With Firestarter Following up '94's Music For The makes them far more innovative than Jilted Generation, Prodigy returns any other techno heads out there (aside with "Firestarter." from Richard D. James). Their "Firestarter" is the first of two CD fusion makes them appeal to.more singles the band is releasing prior to rock-oriented people and the powerful releasing their next full-length in -late- and frantic pace appeals to many metal August/early-September. fans, as well. For those who don't know, This is also backed by a B-side for Prodigy fuses techno with rock, "Molotov Bitch.". Boasting a more shaking free of the shackles of rock hip-hop slightly more ambient music and the redundancy of most sounding- than techno beat, it also techno. Liam Howlett plays all the shows the band craftily looping their instruments, but is backed by Maxim sample (as does the A-side). Reality ("Master of Ceremonies") and "Molotov Bitch" also uses some dancers Leeroy Thornhill and Keith cool timed breaks to add into the song Flint. "Firestarter"marks Flint's vocal instead of making it drone like most debut and it's a good one. of Prodigy's peers. This- CD single treats us to three You should have no problems versions of the son: the edit, the finding this in Sam Goody, so wake mix and an instrumental. up and stoplistening to the ten billion The empirion mix is the longest versions of that stupid stupid stupid and gives you more time to get into "Macarena" song and get this! the song while the editvis much shorter and radio-friendly. Prodigy's style WEISBAUM

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