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4-1-1980
The Guardian, April 1, 1980 (April Fools' Day)
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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Activities at CORE Scholar. It has been accepted for inclusion in The Guardian Student Newspaper by an authorized administrator of CORE Scholar. For more information, please contact [email protected]. The Daily Garter " We don't skirt the issues " Wright State Univer!lity, Dayton, Ohio , March, 32, 1980 Issue 85 Tome 37 Plutonium dumped in trash can
sample of irradiated water. of " taking Ohio off. the map." becau.. It wu glowing. had a the quality of a Wriaht State AT1llATtime. WSU Radiation Boston stressed the importance of skull and cross bone• on It. and employee. Any one of them oould Salety Officer Bruce Boston said recovering the metal. ··11 we wu sitting in a ootkl lead bo&·how have lel\ the doo< open." that the water posed " no thrut," don't find that stuff before the WIJi I to know that h wu:n't WHEN CON'TACfl!D, ofllriaJJ The Wright State University pointing out that someone could Air Force finds out". it'll be my truh?", and said the plutonlu.m 11 the ChL:ago olllce of the Safety Offia: tut week round tile a bath in it and DOI 1uff"' any job... h eck. it could t)e the Uni· was sining on the f\oor In a " bla Atomic EnerlY Commis•lon itKtf prowllna throuah m effects u long u they didn't versitv's eJistcnce. •4 room" which (aa:o to live then:." " They'll Ju>t have to do"' Comm1tt« Is stron1ly opposing c:kpended on lhe w-eatner. ACCOllDING TO Footer. the Hamilton Hall and the apan· the building of the Holiday laa cost per quancr for stuckau will mcots." complcs. PllESl.DENT ROBl!IT K<&•rrris Holiday laa Loe. aaDOU.nced be uound S1 75 for a two bedroom Dr. John Murray. Vke·l'rul· ••If THIS GOES through. the commented th1t the •partrntot yestmlay It's plans to buUd a au apartmcot. dent of Academic Allain. would whol• campus wUI go down the complu WOllld be a boom to the sto (t\RT=mJ SUClllT~O Dl~[C T[D SU DllAMA ~1.AUDWITN PASSloUll COllYICllOll I've lost 60 pounds and 66 inches! _,,,...... _ 'llfltf ~...,A&l9_LOf "It took 4 years .. ·· .-·... ••·1-w•11 ..... __ to gain i~ but just 6 months to lose it TOMBSTONE PRODUCTIONS " I had let my1elr &•In an cnrcmc " amount or •c1gh1 dunna • lhrcc to four ) By CAIOL A. BOWl!LL " YOUtC'H in 1CrmS o( people, money u a entering the A1r Force other staff members have roncen· and racilitlu. II they ever talk e year ierm. Cllaplaln for 1 thre 1ratcd on pro1r1mming and spec· 1bou1 ccumcnl1m. we're doing a NG AN Air Force BECOMI Ill cvcnll although they've great job here." chaplaln Is something Leurck said helped each other out when has wan1cd t'o do since he wu he n~nary . leurd also handles 15" ' Fii.THE&' - l ) In school. The Daily Guardian Ohio April 1, 1980 !Mue 85 Volume X VI W ril{lrt tate Univer.~ it y . Dayton. School of Nursing faculty turnover rate high . Seventy two pel't"Cnt ha"e been By JESS PETERS unlvcrsltics in the ("OUntry. Tit E DATA for 1hcse two fiscal re,ignarions here three ycan or lcu. Others Guardian Spedal Writer )Cars indicated sb profHM>rl No univcrdty or nunln;c ad· m1ni.s1rators •ere available for .. ho ha" c been here longer sa.id The tumovtr 1n the School of Deborah l>oughcny, adminl -.·,re hired while four re.signed on lhc lumover rate. that they "'ere tntcrcs-tcd in AMi..,tant to the VU.. from 1977-78 and 15 professors comment Nur\ing rcPfcsc.nts one of the S1tativc rontnbuling to the thcn·DCW l'rc•ldcnl of Academic Affairs 11 ""ere hired and 12 resigned from highest rlltl of all the school< II TWENTY ON'E nunlng pro nunlng school, and capre.ucd l Stale. compiled data 1978-79. Thu>. 1 10111 of 1hose 1hiJ Unlvcrsny. Wrlih fnsors ha"e tt":sianed H a result dluati.sfacdon in the changes acrounun1 the ent ire Wriabt htrC'd in those )Cars wu 21. end of the rr<'Cnt ronrrovcny. -.hk-h ha\-e otturrcd . e fa('Ulty u a pe_noand 1hc number or those ru:igncd. 16. The high lumo"cr rare sh~ a Stat Sc"cn.I nuntns profcuon •ho . new light on the 2J nursin1 payroll scrvl.,., A reason for lhi.s. said nun1ng have lumC'd in rcs1gnarlon nolice.s professors "ho have resigned as a professor Paula Chriincnscn. is cfrtttive no1lccs cffttti"e in June VI RTIJAU.Y ALL ~ere 11· result o( the nursina controve.rsy. UOughcny provided I listing of tha1 the nursing proanm "'-CtC' a.skc-d how many years they ua" ·cd to WSU bc<'ause of the THE UNIVEJISrTT of Colorado chat data H i1 applied to the C'hangn, ind 1hc faculty has 10 be h.v-e taughl. and the initial CUm<"UfUm, the C'aJ1bte Of lhC (K at Boulder requested data for faculty or the School or Nuning adJU.St~ accordingly. PcnonaJ mot1vadon in comina to Wriah1 uhy u J the academic atmos facuhy 1urnovcr rates at various from July or 1977 10 lune of 1979. rcuon.s may al.so cauJC some Staie. phere. Has the Nursing faculty, Administration, or the Board of freedom: Academic Trustees violated the cornerstone precept of education? thal wUI have to be 1hou1J be free to cu mlne i nd By KEVIN THOIHTON can be enforced. ~itvatioa an.i:wercd bf:fore r_ny ac.1k>n could dixuu all quc.1tk>n1 of lntcrut to fl.Hltlant lo the Ecllto< Two actions ln particular in the possibly be llkco. them, and to caprcu op!nloos F•nt 11t o une1 con1roversv have bttn atteted Analysis . ii the racuhy in th• school publicly and privately." A term thal has been lightly ...lb rumbllns• of "vlola:M>Ds of tint alvU.1 the U BEIAUY INTEJlPl£11!D, toucd around in the controversy academic lrttdom." has ••deed been functioo· prculoa t·o 1tuden1.1 that a loss could be sccn as 1 way OUI for In the SchoolN or uning Is 1ha1 or These 1<1ions will be companed selves with normal dally lm this is order of aoorcclltatloo Is poulblc. has the racuky lhrouah the ltudenu. academic freedom. 10 the llmltalioGS of academic Ing In 1hc Unlvcnlty. Th apparcody this bee doae within the llmiU· II the question or loss of acaedJ. AlthO ly MA1T KENNEDY reuse11 thclr statements made In coveted In one letter. Government)." sold GUllam. "It's Just i..at one p COLUMBUS UPI - Prcsldetit amou ot of energy were ulCd thla refusll to lllow 1 set·ulde higher energy cosu. wU1 only the famUy farmer Is fadn1 the Caner's recently 1J1DOUnced eco year. the tu would cfroc:tivcly program on major crops this year. aggravate the problem., nther greatest crisis of hla life. nomic proposals will take mUIJou take anocber S3SO mllllon out of It appears that they want full than solve It." he said. If we lote the famUy farmer u ordollars out of farmers. pocteu, the farmer'• podet. production." u ••.wrre interest rate• at the the result of 1. is economic tluco, Ohio Farmers Union President Thompson pointed out the highest point In history and the whole nation will suffer," ho Virall Thompson said Monday. larmcn llrcady arc In eeonomk He noted that farmers have a operaling loans harder to obL&in. uid. " We doubt that the 10 ceou 1 trouble. with f1rmln1 and enetlY stake in efforu 10 oootrol infta. s•llon levy will scrioculy reduce cosr1 soarlna I J percent over the tion since rislna price• have cost consumption of auoli.nc,.. he last year. them SS bUlion a year In net said. " last y 87 MID MILL£1 WSU Olllcen Instructed them to stance wu a romblnation of sign of fo,...,d entry. The miner is March 26, Bunllck said 17 G...... Slolf'll'- return the weapon to thelr car ehemlcalt which wu dlspened b7 currently under Investigation by 8•llon1 of &uollne wu taken lmmedl1tel7. Burdlclt noted that a nno enlnqulsher. WSU Polke ls WSU Pollee. from a 1111e vehicle while h wu A 1967 ttd Miutaaa wu takcu h ls •a•mst Ille law to cany currently lnve1tlg1tln1 Ille where· parted In the WSU Motor Pool. from the Blo-ScXnca partlna lol flrurms oo t11te property. 1bou11 of Ibo mlss[Qg min· M1"'h 24. WSU Polke investl· 1ulsher. a11ed reports plaee under tne 1u..C-. it will DOI tteord for pl1ylna • board same Stan ln111 mtdn18hl April 24 and The reaol17 opened fadllty la B7 808 GLADMAN be the amount of miles walked under water. lbe cu rta1t recotd running through April 28 11 Ille used for the families of children G....._S,..WW..... ti.neath the "'rface ID tunnelJ. • ls 7b houn helcl by 1 univenlty WSU 1Wlmming pool. the club who arc patknts at the Chlldttn' a record ~y already belcl by pup In Cokndo. ..m se.nd 1wo dlven down at a Medical Cent« . A poup of Wriabt State wsu. The local dub bu dloKn time to play thl.i game for two studen11 111.17 soon be lQ the TH! WllGRT Whales. the Bacltgammon u tlldr same. houn . Spe<11tors are Invited to attend G•in•u BooA of World RtlCOl' FAIRBORN 878-7322 1 550 Kauffman Ave. , Opinion ·- ...... Right Step - - . -:::::==- ~ -· =::::::> -:-_::::::, Board of Tni1tee1' Chalnnan Armstead Gilliam will be meetlna --·-- ;:, with Studenl Government Chalrtt Teny Bu1111 Thunday, April J. One of the topla alated 10 be diacuased at the medlna will be the controveny aunoundlna the eJtabllahmeot of a Nunlna proaram outalde the School of Nunln1: aa action taken by Board order. State law cleawida that the Board of Trulttts ute the authority granted them by the Oeoeral Auembly. Howeva, it doet DOC llate that the power uJCd Uloal<:aJly or that thdr dedalona be lnoon1e1table. While the Board of Trustees la accountable only to the State, students, faculty and staff ahould have an euily available meant of acceu • and lnput · to the Boud. The Board doeJ DOC feel the effect of their dedalons quite u acut ely u the rest of the ca.mpUJ community. The Board in the pc:noaa of lu Chalmwi la matins a ttep In the right direction by talking about lu decisions to a student representative. Let 's hope that lo the future it aeeb our opinions Waste and Pristine before a decision that will affect our lives and education la made. DOI to calm our outrage after the fact. The resldcnta of Coshocton, Ohio are hoping to chemicals. coll any smaU loss or accreditation lcolllillued from P"I" 11 tlons that hav< rlsco from the tolerote laws that cut a poll of Professors arc auarantecd free. would have. controvcroy In the school or orthodory over the clauroom. '' dom In the clusroom. I! there Is Themote, the school may have She said the"' wu "no way to tell Nursing it hu to be considered. I! the Supttme Court Is com· any question of an abuse that been right In lu amcem for loss or what effect the oew program Who Indeed hu the rl11ht to milted to academic freedom. thea fttedom, thea p«haps It sboud or accreditation. The f&C\llty may would have on the exlstloa ooe. .. Impose "'strictlons on University It should follow that individual be the president of the University have felt they were only SttViq CONCEIN WAS alao up She fell for the 1 00 prizes offered in the Rory Metcalf-Daily Guardian Rock Trivia Contest--and you will,too! Prizes have been contributed by Warner Bros., Rhino, A& M, MCA, Epic, CBS, Mercury , and Electra/ Asylum Records, and by Dick Tracy artist Rick Fletcher. Goodies include the stunning yellow vinyl ensemble worn by this model. Watch the Guardian for further details! l ••••••••-•n•••••••~ ·...- .------~------ 6 DAILY 00.dDIAJf A,.t I, 1• G....UU dMalllod ..ia .,. ....u,c-. t-to WrtaJil Sc.ta U...... , hid ...... - ...... --...... ~y ...... , ...... Al&ae•- t.IM -· ,_,,_ ...... a ...-",...... __.dla .... tt...... _ an' w..I ,... _...... re.a.-. Classifieds F _ _, ...... o1tlio - ..ia w• ba _.,.... ovar c.. ~lti• om.., lM6 Ulll- t.IM.-. for sale for rent wanted ROOMMATE WANTED • ft· 1'7 I PLYMOVl'B Satdlite. 1974 Mustana II, P.S .• A.M. FOR RENT: two room> 8 OLD telephonu wanted: male to shale 2 bedroom F.M .• 8-t rae~ . New ensjae pul minules from WSU. pleue call Cash paid f.,; any style. fee red. budet -· ...0 318 townhouie by same. Near V8. vinyl top. rebuilt Aldoma· on over 1ummer (4 cylinder • Joan lJJ-4672. 2-29. paid for succtuful leads. Call WSU Sl25.00. Includes utUI· tic trana. new brakea. Car runs on reaular au & gets 878-9073 anytime. tics. See Bob of OYU 20 m G""""- for needs a little WOlt. but II falrty .p •• . ). >ICCl·belted Bcavm.Tttk Towmhlp-Spa· SINGER NEEDS band to ndials· new. Alling S ISOO or Info. clean - ...... aood· ~ Ot ciou.s ranch on v."OOdcd l acre work whh. Can sing sutics BABY SnTER Needed • best offer. Call 39').3839 or best offer. Call 879-4068 uk lot. J Bdrm. 2 112 bath. family and early seventies. lf you can need now in niy home · 2 boys. leave a note In student maUboa for HC"rb. and activity room•. 2 WBFP, 4 play it, I can sing It. We axild 2 days/ wk. II :30 • 6:00pm. I W481. This car can aJao be 2·27·80. car garage and other e.ltru. cover S1one1, Bestlu. Elvis. Reliable. own 1r1nsportadon. seen M·f In the tennis axin VIiiage Grctn Realton. and othen. so lf anyone's 68 Cl>evy Belair S111ion wagon 426-7339. penina lot durins reauw Willism H. Grimes: olJS.9090. Interested. pleuc contact me, ROOMMATE WANTED to sdlool good runnlna. goocl engln•. i-rs. 2-IS. 434-1738. at my mallboi in Allyn B· l43. share a larac. 2· bedroom AM radio. ruent recaps. S125 lalSH n 0 BEDIOOM apartm Aprtl I, JM DAJLT GllA&l>IAN 7 Now1....,..,.a,...... --. ~· MtVlce eGe-1 by T~e Daily ,.... U&latltl•lltl .., .,. a.. ri1"'1t .. _ _._ ...... -. Fw,.,..~• Nowa S...... W i.. --.._.... llolto1 Jl(yon,Nows Sliona,N.,... News Shorts type.t_.,_, By CHUCK AUAUGB SOUTHWEST STATE Univer G....U..S,....Wrfter sity rlimlnatcd the University of Wri(lht State's wheelchair bu· Wisconsin· Whitewater ln the oth ketboll team • LINDA ' RONSTADT in concert with special guest Pat-(lofl)-Mlle~....,_Yldooy _ r flaaJ ,._. DANNY KORTC,.oc...... ,.-,,i .. Friclay Ap.t4 8pm -Ball • Odon! -Sl.50 • 59.50 ...... c...i.wa.~-- .. - ...... - .. dle -JI lftl.t IWH"1~~ _. tk:le-tt ...... etJ Oxford1 U111v-,. C...... H_._..•• Otllco 116-3) llthlG-5 '311 Mlddlel.. " j--BaD, . Mll_(.. 5) Share the 0.ylaJ (11· 11~,-...... ··"'·, /or -"'-' "41._ call c• .,• sports -""'I, t• DAILY GArra J Herbie Goes Cruising Latest Walt Disney film rollicks; ribald and risque, a change of pace "heavy-chrome" SfT (Studded •here •e see t.he VW aubaalture delvlna into an enremcly small the small but key rol• of Dean's Tire•) puking Jou of the Used going about h' s Internal comb••· portion of the VolkJwaaen popu· girlfriend. The autophoblc kUler Car community. tlve pe1"enioo1. In one dytw11he lation. Thls ftlm ls oot meant to be is played with boyish charm by The Walt Olsney organlution, DEAN ENUST the aid of shot, • ·c wltncu a bus ln r.n Indictment of VolkJwaae••·" Kun Russell. And the lite Joe in addition to re· ls.suln3 1hc Herbie the Love Bug (absent from bondage - jacked·up, pased Flynn dou very well In u fc11urc·1cnlh anlmaccd tla.uic, the sctttn for SC\-craJ ycan) to ovu . and mumcr c1poted - SOME PEOPLE have attacked uncredited cameo appe.arance. Lady ""d 1Ae Tromp. hu ttleued serve u hls decoy, and the 1bou1 to be 1bused. Then the the e nding u being too ambla · their latest llve·action fantuy, ensuing adventure is simply the camera cuts away, IJ (The film ls uout. Herbie ls found aruet0mely H.,b~ Gou C"'ui11g. most fun.ftUcd Disney c1trav1· r•ted "G".) murdered. The mm sugutt that H.,bl• Goc1 CrMislns Is not for ganza we've encountered 1incc Dean Jones. out of the latent the squeamish. But It Is for Dean Jones ltars u an under· Mary Poppi'"' came ak>ng i.a the aulophobia, may h l\'C dont the anyone who bc11evu that mo"les hls co•cr pollcem•n assigned by mld-siklies and charmed the Automollve· ri&hts aroups had deed. I find this c:onclusioo should be rollkllna. raucous. captain (Buddy Haden) 10 trop a pants off u.s. prot<>led the mulna of the film, marvelously subtle and thought· rip·roarlna . rib·tklllna. r<:&ally killer whn !"'CY' oo scaually cl11m1ng it an "unfair depicdoo" pto\'Oklng. risible, ribald, rapcurou•, heart· aberran1 Volkswagens. To con· of thr,Gcrman·made car. But u rending. and mind·bendina. It ls duC1 his scum. Jones mu.st There 1.tt many delightful Herb~ remarks to Dun at the a film or great a.nlstk achteve. 1nfihr.•t\: 1hc VW underworld · the scquencn set in squalid lots 11an. "Underst and that we are Stephanie Pl>wcrs it brilli&Dt In ment. Bad Gess guitarist found dead in Los Angeles pretty 1rlfb.h o ( he:r, •• commcnlrd gudt. states her mother. whose remained friends and vowed t~ eat of the founder of The Nips: the famed producer. " We had a name you woukt now recopb.e form a new band. Rccrvltina she burped during an Interview roniran " after some thought. drummer Scab Tchaikovny from "1th Rona Banett; and was Rory PanJ, fonne:r guitarist for ttal nune) Whrn told 1bou1 Paris' demise. "loodoni (Pans' a Cahfonua duo. Laid-Bad & ru m<.'red to ~ a hopeless alco Bad Ceu member Teh11l WE'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ~" Thanks to your patronage, we were able to vastly increase our profits without selling more gas in 19 79 You made last year a banner year for us, and we'd like to thank you by announcing another increase in prices. These increases will assist us in finding more oil, helping make America strong, and making our bal nee sheets look bbtter than ever. LET'S MAKE 1980 EVEN BETTER 't " Sincerely, Your Oil Companies T-- 1 \ Welch to skip Senior year in favor of NBA Unckrhill feels L~at u Ever want to be a newspaper writer Here's your chance. Remember, neatness counts! ted • nlil May 15th. of Bcatri.I Potter" fea1urlng The DAYTON AIR FAIR return on Sunday. June 2l. nearest FAA onice oc mail a For funhn infonnauoa, Peter llabbit and Benjamin l980 is now in the active The appmzimate mat ot the po51 card directly to: FAA Air write 10: Bunny. The shows will be held planning suae and voluntttrs trlp--includina trUllponatioa. Traffic Oivbioc (atrentloo SCANDINAVIAN SEMl1'AR In Rite's 2nd Floor Auditorium are needed In all areul Be • lodaing and theatre tickets·· AGL-510). 2l00. &.i Devon, /?! Eut a51h Street at 10 and 11 a. m. and at 1 atld pan o( the la.rgcst aero1pace will be S9S per pctaOD. A So40 lllinols. 60018. befote April 23. New York. N.Y. 10028 2 p.m. on Saturday March 22. uhibilion in the counuyl The