Felix Issue 1045, 1996
The student newspaper of Imperial College
Issue 1055 FELIX May 3rd 1996 IC universally unchallenged White set to Imperial team win final convincingly head ULU
BY ANDREW SMITH Sarah White, the current Imperial College Union President, has thrown her hat into the ring for the University of London Union (ULU) Presidential race. If successful, Sarah will follow that other well-known friend of Imperial College Union, Ghassan Karian, as London's Student Leader. With only Paul Crawford, Vice-President of the Royal Veterinary College Union, PHOTO: IVAN CHAN standing against her, Miss White "Beating the rest by more than two standard deviations": Nick Bradshaw, Mark Pallen, Jim Totty and stands every chance of success. Chris Morrison say they are unchanged by their University Challenge success. She has been supported by senior Student Union BY ANDREW SMITH from the event, merely a some- was very intensive with the first Sabbaticals at Kings College, Queen Mary and Westfield The Imperial College team what oversized trophy. The team round being filmed last June, and College, the Royal College of stormed to victory in this year's of Jim Totty, Nick Bradshaw, the following four shows being Music and University College University Challenge, beating the Mark Pallen (Captain) and Chris recorded on three consecutive London. London School of Economics in Morrison did manage to profit days in October. Such was the the Grand Final of the BBC2 out of the adventure though by concentration necessary for the Highlighting communica- quiz show. Recorded in October laying down their own money on questioning that the IC team tion, education funding and of last year, but not shown on a bet on themselves winning the invented their own version of the college mergers as the issues New Zealand rugby team's Haka, television until Wednesday this title. Before even starting the most important to ULU, Sarah in order to get their adrenalin believes that her track record is week, IC finally won by 375 first round they put down £40.00 pumping. They also engaged in evidence of her ability to repre- points to 220 after being chased that they would win at odds of psychological warfare with their sent the student body effec- all the way by LSE. 33-1, and are looking forward to opposition, leaving quiz books tively. The ICU President has Despite winning the presti- collecting their reward. Continued on page, four Continued on page two gious title no prize money comes Filming of the programmes
If BMS 'progressing well' IC Radio Break-in First postgrad ceremony
Demolition of the RCS II build- A break-in at the newly recon- The first ceremony specifically ing is due to be completed structed Southside disco, when to award postgraduate degrees today, enabling IC's contractors equipment worth £1200 was was held on Wednesday. Lewis Schal to begin preparations for stolen, has highlighted concerns Warpole was inaugurated as a the construction of the BMS about security on IC's building new Fellow of IC at the Albert building next week. page 3 sites. page 3 Hall presentation. page 4 TWO . FELIX FRIDAY MAY 3RD 1 996 NEWS continued from front page Imperial, Kings College, and emphasised her wish to 'improve University College London. communications' but has yet to Representatives of medical News in brief clarify how she intends to school student unions are achieve this. increasingly concerned that they On education funding Sarah are losing influence in the BY THE NEWS TEAM had one hour between 3am and asserts that it is 'vitally important restructuring of ULU. With 4am in which he was left alone. that we plan for the future' and many of London's medical Boat club to appeal As Felix went to press Green was that we 'safeguard the future of schools being merged in the next Imperial College boat club have revisiting the Hall for another Higher Education'. In a side few years, student leaders feel appealed against Wandsworth attempt. swipe at the current President that the strong traditions of the Borough Council's decision to Sarah emphasies the need to colleges will be lost. refuse planning permission for Med staff under threat consider the financial problems With Paul Crawford, an renovation and extension to their Cutting the number of medical of minority category students, influential member of ULU's Putney boathouse. school academic staff is one instead of 'concentrating simply Medical Group, as Sarah's only The club's original proposal option being considered by the on home undergraduates'. opposition, the contest looks set was rejected last November after vice-chancellor's medical comm- Speaking to Felix, Sarah to demonstrate the extent of the local residents, supported by ittee last week in order to meet said, "I'm not planning a career in split. Caroline Baker, President their MP David Mellor, Government cuts in funding. politics... but I feel it's time of Charing Cross and complained that the plans would Rising numbers of medical Imperial got more involved in the Westminster Medical School heighten disturbance in the area. students mean that more staff Union, and I feel ULU should Students' Union, which is one of Since the appeal is unlikely will be needed to teach them, move beyond Bloomsbury." the major constituents of the to be heard by the council until but the amount of money that Sarah believes that her new Imperial Medical School, November, the club have also the Government has assigned success in 'bringing together has nominated Mr Crawford. submitted a revised plan, taking medical schools over the next Imperial's current and future If successful Sarah would local residents' concerns into few years means that the extra constituent medical school become the first IC student since account.The boat club are hoping staff cannot be recruited. This unions' will be of benefit in her Trevor McDonald to become that it will be considered early has raised fears of a decline in the prospective role as ULU ULU President. It is unclear this summer. Peter Mee, standard of teaching and a subse- President. But the presidential whether Miss White will follow Imperial College's Registrar, said quently blight of bad doctors. race has highlighted the rift in Mr Phillips shoes to the extent "We think we have met local Sir Michael Thompson, between the smaller medical of running for NUS President residents objections as far as we chair of the committee, said that schools in London and the larger, next year, and possibly even can." academic training had already more powerful colleges, such becoming a presenter on ITN. As part of the appeal absorbed a 28% cut in funding, process, Wandsworth Borough yet the Government wanted Council have sent the discussion more doctors trained to meet a of the plans to a Public Inquiry, shortage in the National Health to be heard in November. Service. College authorities hope to avoid the costly legal fees this would Student debt rises entail by submitting the revised The level of debt that the average proposal. graduate carries with them when they leave university has leaped Ghostly Albert Hall to £3,000, according to a survey A series of spooky sightings at by Barclays Bank. This is a 31% the Royal Albert Hall has forced increase over last year's average. the management to seek help The survey found that more than froma professional ghost investi- three-quarters of last year's gradr gator. uates were in debt to the Frightened staff have been Student Loans Company, banks, reporting paranormal activity for parents and credit cards. several years, so Chief Executive Interestingly, graduates who Patrick Deuchar decided he had found full-time employment in no choice but to call in Andrew their chosen careers had larger Green, a civil servant and part debts than those graduates still time ghostbuster. Green spent unemployed, mainly due to large Monday night in the basement at purchases such as a car or the Royal Albert Hall along with clothes. Also, it was found that reporters and film crews from all men, with an average debt of over the world. £3,476, had a larger debt than Unfortunately Green did women who had an average of not spot any uninvited appari- £2,414. tions. He complained that he The findings are in line with could not walk across the room Government's policy of transfer- without a television camera crew ring the living costs of students following him and that he only onto the students themselves. NEWS FELIX FRIDAY MAY 3RD 1996 . THREE NUS overturns funding policy
BY MARK BRIDGE and malcontent after last year's The National Union of Students NUS conference in Derby where has dropped its 16 year long calls for policy reform were commitment to campaign lor the previously dismissed. return of student grants to 1979 Countering the old-style levels. The policy, decision came calls for free education that have at Easter's Blackpool conference characterised past NUS confer- after a series of concentrated ences Karian insisted that "the efforts by various individuals and policy is unachievable and will groups to bringing about a more not address the problems we face realistic NUS education funding - of student hardship, the fall in policy. The impassioned annual quality and the need to increase conference attracted a record access." He marked the occasion 1500 delegates, a majority of out as being one of the most whom voted in the new policy. important student conferences During the preamble to the for decades. Blackpool conference both the However, the expedient Scottish and Welsh NUS confer- vehicle that was New Solutions is ences rejected radical policies now likely to disintegrate as its advocating 'demonstrations' and members leave to set up new 'occupying buildings to protest' NUS education funding-policy typifying the sea change toward discussion groups. These will less militant positions. argue out the relative merits of Douglas Trainer, NUS top up fees, entrance levies and Scotland President, who student contributions. defeated Clive Lewis, NUS The decision to no longer Vice-President, in the recent press the Government to fully NUS Presidency contest rallied fund higher education comes in with Scottish Students Assoc- the light of increasingly worrying PHOTO: ALEX FEAKES iations in calling for a policy of statistics on the extent of Demolition of the final remaining support structures of the old "realism rather than revolution". student hardship. Royal College of Science II chemistry building is due to be Lewis advocated a return to full A newly released survey has completed today, ahead of schedule. Phil Hilton, Schal Project grants and free education, indicated that a third of students Manager, said that the preparations for the construction of however Trainer won the battle miss lectures because they have Imperial's new Biomedical Sciences building were 'progressing to lead the NUS next year by to work in order to remain at well'. He also expressed confidence that the contractors would be 586 votes to 458. university. The poll of 622 able to make up for time lost when planning permission lor the new The lobbying group New students from a cross section of building was delayed. Solutions has been credited with different universities around the Sheet piling will commence early next week as the process of a significant role in bringing country showed that nearly one underpinning RCS I begins. In a process expected to take several about the changes. Coordinated half of those in higher education weeks, the contractors will construct a temporary retaining wall to by Ghassan Karian, President of also have part-time jobs. Of help ensure that the historic chemistry building, which is part of a the University of London Union, those that work, more than recognised conservation area, is not structurally harmed as the foun- the moderate pressure group was three-quarters said that it has an dations for the new building are dug. The next stage of the process, born out of feelings of disquiet adverse effect on their studying. excavating the basement, is due to begin on June 24th. IC Radio victim of 'considerable security flaw'
BY JONATHAN TROUT combined value of over £1,200. a £900 CD player. extra patrols and locks on the The newly reconstructed South- It appears that the intruders Ken Weir, Imperial's Chief door in question." side Disco was broken into last were able to walk through an Security Officer, stated: Mr Weir also stressed the Wednesday evening. Imperial unlocked fire door, which was "Security cannot at this time need for Southside residents to College Radio's Jules Taplin and protected by a lockable outer make much of a comment, come forward with any informa- Rob Clarke discovered the break- door before the new Health except that the break-in high- tion they may have relating to in the following afternoon, find- Centre building work. The lighted a considerable flaw in the this or any other offence. He ing an SL-1210 Technics deck, culprits forced the lock on the DJ security of the building. further advises anyone with three headshells and a mixer booth and made off with the Temporary measures have been expensive equipment to have it missing. These items have a equipment, missing in their haste taken to plug the gap, namely properly marked. FOUR . FELIX FRIDAY MAY 3RD 1996 NEWS New degree ceremony low key' ICU spend £1800 to cancel Commemoration Ball
science to the general public. BY DAVID COHEN Warpole encouraged the audi- A new slimmer Commemoration ence of new graduates to exercise Day experience was unleashed a degree of humility when last Wednesday on Imperial considering the impact of scien- College. The increasing postgrad- tific and technological progress uate poprdation, currently on society. This sentiment was amounting to over a third ol the later reinforced by the Chairman student numbers, has forced of the Governing Body, Sir Frank College to spilt the occasion Cooper. The ceremony was commemorating the departure of completed in under two hours. Imperial College students. The day's proceedings came This week saw the first of to an early end as the evening's two commemoration days after entertainment, the Commemor- the decision to split the event ation Ball, had to be cancelled into ceremonies in May and due to lack of interest. With only October was taken last year. In forty tickets sold the cancellation previous years, when there was has cost Imperial College Union, only one graduation event, the the event's organisers, £1,800 but ceremony usually lasted over this was calculated as being less three and a half hours. In a than what would have been lost if change from the traditional the ball went ahead. performance of the choir at the Negotiations are under way October event, this year's musi- to gain compensation from cal interlude was provided by the College's Registry Department to Imperial College clarinet player cover the cancellation fee. With James Marchese. invitations allegedly being sent Last Wednesday also marked out three weeks after the planned the inauguration of a new Fellow date, ICU claim that the gradu- of the College, Lewis Warpole. ates did not have enough time to Famous for his radio and televi- respond. Others have suggested sion appearances, he has for that there was simply not enough several years been actively interest from postgraduates in involved in an effort to explain having a ball in the first place. PHOTO: WILLIAM LORENZ Paxman: A very nice bloke' continued from page am'. team members denied that eventually turned out to be free beer provided by Granada, outside rival team hotel rooms in winning the final would change unnecessary, as Mark's child was the show's producers. Karaoke an attempt to intimidate them. their lives in any way. Mark finally born five days after the singing to 'We are the champions' Jeremy Paxman, the Univer- commented that University filming finished. was not especially diplomatic, sity Challenge question master Challenge success didn't predict The glory is not merely but repeating the line 'No time and formidable anchorman of 'how good drinkers or how good limited to a half hour slot on for losers' did not apparently go BBC 2's political review, News- lovers' they were, but 'merely BBC2 as the team has also made down too well with the inebri- night, did not pose any problems showed that we can win quiz appearances on The Big ated opposing teams. for the team. Chris says that he programmes.' Breakfast, Greater London Radio The team summed up their was a 'very good, very nice bloke', Excitement was added to the (GLR), The Evening Standard, experience as 'stressful' empha- and that after the final he joined final rounds as the competition and are booked for an IC sising how different it is answer- them in the celebratory drinking. was held two days before the Reporter interview, or PRAVDA ing the questions in the studio as Mark, 34, felt that he was less captain's wife was due to give as Jim describes the college opposed to relaxing at home. intimated by Paxman because he birth to their first child. paper. Mark emphasises that Their total score of f 495 over was older.'We took the piss out Concerned that she might winning has not changed the five rounds was one of the high- of him,' he said. distract the team if she went into team: 'We were always this bad', est ever seen in the tournament, Speaking to Felix earlier this labour during filming, she he insists. or as Mark puts it: 'Two standard week, the team were relaxed decided to stay at home for the Festivities following the final deviations away from anyone about their imminent fame. All crucial matches. This anxiety were helped along by plenty of else." FEATURE FELIX FRIDAY 3RD MAY 1995 . FIVE
In the tradition of suicide notes the world over, front, I had some great friendships developing, papers and started the joyous task of 'job hunt- by the time you read this article I shall be some- things was going well with the newspaper and ing' as I believe it is popularly called. where far away. Goodbye cruel world... my radio show was gaining notoriety, if not pop- Several hours of the nicest possible tele- Well not quite. I may be heading to a dark ularity: why worry about my poxy little course? phone voice in recent history later, threatening and foreboding place, but on closer inspection That would sort itself out, surely. Pass the Stoli, much violence to my brother's antiquated that turns out to be Sunderland, not Hades. Not thank you very much. Amiga and its equally ancient printer workmate, an obvious distinction, I might add, but a crucial Of course, when you're doing the most several copies of my appropriately sanitised CV one. Are you sitting comfortably? Then we can exacting degree in Europe, things are fairly were winging their wicked way to unsuspecting begin... unlikely to sort themselves out. companies across the region. (Swirly special flashback-type effects...) This realised, I leapt into panic mode, "Yes of course I have extensive clerical When I decided to start my degree in working unheard of hours to try and get back on experience," I was heard to claim. "Well moti- Aeronautical Engineering - I'll admit it - I was target. Throwing myself into the maelstrom that vated? Oh yes, absolutely. Reliable? drunk. There were a few places left on the old is an Aero student's Easter break, I rapidly had Enthusiastic? That goes without saying, sir," I UCAS form, so I thought: "Why not? I always my worst fears confirmed, that I was a) unable grovelled, realising for the first time how much wanted to be a spaceman." Thus a fabulous and b) unwilling to complete the course. arse-licking really goes on in the strange world of career was to be born. So why now, six ignoring people of education, ambition, months down the winding track that is *$ intelligence and original thought for those this country's educational system, am I with a sad devotion to those holding the writing an article on getting out? pay packets, a world which lauds obscurity The answer is that I have done. Read and mediocrity as virtuous, a world that we that again and you'll get it. Due to various risibly call real life. factors I came to the decision that being Yes, that's right, I haven't got a job yet. an Aeronautical Engineer was just not for Upon my return to London the week me. The first person I contacted was an before the start of what was to be my final old friend who'd been through a similar term, one quick chat with my Senior Tutor experience whilst reading Applied Physics and it was all over, quite literally in min- at Durham. We chatted for quite a while, utes. It was ironic that after all the and I was given confidence that I was not H upheavals and heartache of getting to alone. The testosterone dominated atmosphere Having recovered from the resultant bac- Imperial in the first place, never mind the sleep- of the College encourages few to divulge their chanalian blow-out that such realisations often less nights debating the issue of quitting, that shortcomings, especially those who've had it pre-empt, I looked to my parents for guidance, the act itself was so transitory. Not so much as a academically easy in the past. A big step is and like the best of counsellors, they merely form to sign. Walking out into the April sunshine acknowledging that you've made a mistake, brought out to the fore what I'd been thinking I was left feeling quite, quite lost. I'd talked it whether that be in your original choice of course all along; to start thinking along the lines of through until I was, if not blue, then a pretty off- or the amount of work you've put into it. doing something else. purple in the face. "I'm sure I'm doing the right thing" I heard my self saying to those I had Mine was a hybrid case; it's challenging to But what? sounded out. take on a demanding course that interests you, "So, what, a day job? Not in this life" was likewise, a tiresome subject can be made palat- the first thing to traipse merrily into my con- Talking it over is one thing. Grasping the able by it being simple to succeed in. However, sciousness from the pen of Tarantino. But as I reality once the talking has been done is quite when you manage to find yourself on a course as thought about it, what else is there to do? another. impossibly difficult as it is mind numbingly It is notoriously difficult to take advantage tedious, you should realise you've got problems. of one's parents properly if you're hanging I would like to apologise for getting all seri- During the Spring Term the merest consid- around the house all day. And the only other ous at the end of this article, and also to thank all eration of leaving College hadn't had the temer- way for educated teenagers to make money is by those who have made my time here so enjoyable. ity to think about crossing my mind. Things dealing. After only a few moments hesitation, I You know who you are. seemed to be promising on the relationships reluctantly opened the weekend's pile of news- Jonathan Trout.
Liketuise, look into your accom- Don't worry about finding some- Don't Panics modation agreements. Vou may thing else to do. The very fact Don't bottle it up; tell people be liable for forfeit payments if that you got into Imperial shouus uuhot's on your mind os soon as Find out your position aiith your you don't approach it carefully. that you are more than capable possible. Talk to your friends, L€R; you may need to pay back Take plenty of time and advice of getting on a course or career family, counsellors, pastoral staff some of your grant, or they may to decide your future, as rushing of your choosing. - it doesn't need to be formal, be nasty to you and not give from one ill suited course into Make sure you get a bloody and talking about the problem you any money ever again. another would be disheartening good send off. often gets it into perspective. to say the least. Department of Electronics and Computer Science
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There are advertisements for permanent posts THE PRO PLUS together with corresponding Job Descriptions on the World Wide Web. (from the College Home Page, under "Opportunities at Imperial COMEDYTOUR College", click on employment with the College) WITH If you are graduating from College this year and think you might be suitable, I would very much MILES CRAWFORD like to hear from you. SIMON FOX There are also a number of opportunities for undergraduates to work for the Centre, on MAN WITH THE BEARD specific projects during the summer vacation. If you are interested, send me a CV including details of your computing skills, knowledge and ENTS LOUNGE experience. FRI. MAY 10TH I look forward to hearing from you. 8PM. £2 Lindsay Coleman ([email protected]) Departmental Administrator (ext 46901) STUFF FELIX FRIDAY 3RD MAY 1996 . SEVEN
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: months. oyo.' ;y.:.:. .:.K.J:.n:, vs., ;.. .. y; , 11% students have never cleaned a fridge. oi: yvv- , 4% students claim that they have made love o :h hi.- 'iy-.h j> ,-y,- iyiiioiv against the fridge: "' , ow oooo . ' isi i 'WorWriir.i )WWy:y o ;usi WoJWy , 40% student fridges are less than half stocked (not in my hall, they're not). ; f , 2% fridges are completely empty. "* 'Wy-wW-y : , 21% students claim that the students they share ^:::::;:::::yyy--: - y fyy y:y :y :::yyyy:yyyyyy--y--: -:i- -:;f with place too much emphasis on a clean fridge. ;.yy o.-r, Wyoyyo-oyW:;-;! :yo> | :: S: r ; ! , 2% students will only share a fridge with another ice,':. y#i;y ::r*:'c-1 'y:y : y';"'vs. '°' Ciyjr-K'r: i ';JN. yy:::Vyly^-jy\j Woo. 'j I . vegetarian. : - W WW ry-^v-y ;-:-.ji.l)|; . , 1 8% students have got their own back on flat- or 1 WW y:yy;y:yy; .^yr-^.i'viv.^p's, mates by stealing or spiking their flatmates food. neoriv: i'-ryyoV,,'';"''!-;: ':-iv-v-:: "olid :
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: : : ** Only if you're an open- yyy:' y yy: y;g: ' , :yy:: v : > ; . : minded gerbil called Kevin. AGM The Royal College of Science Unionfs Annml General Thursday 9 May 1996 at 1230 iCU Ents Lounge
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babe magnet book: the consumers good chemical guide ... insight: chernobyl 10 years on:arl o and ben I album: the cranberries - to the faithful departed gig: the auteurs 1 v U album: k's choice - paradise in me. singles:v album: rage against the machine - evil empire, o-o gig: ruby + red snapperLbEA, " film: 12 monkeys & broken arrow theatre: trainspotting theatre: the prince's play'kur. t Jacobs 1 theatre: the complete works of shakespeare simon baker that is the Biomedical 'Welcome to Imperial Sciences Building, yet when College, London. The only the Chemistry lecture the- college that is ahead of cur- atres finally succumbed a rent thinking.' Such was the few weeks ago, it was a very greeting from the security poignant, moving moment guard as the faithful *fc when I saw my first entered the Centra encounter with the non-alco- Library last week. Since holic aspects of IC reduced 9:30 is too early for satire or strong drink, it must to rubble. You see, Ian Caldwell, I'm a big softie be true. This, together with the frenzied bell- at heart. ringing at chucking out time- putting the campus Politically, it is not necessary to have current into campanology - illustrates the strange effect newspapers to report accurately the state of play, this building has on the boys in grey. I put it down as nothing seems to have changed for months. to all the dust on the books, but it made me Tony Blair smiles, John Major dithers and Paddy laugh so it's fine by me. And no more references Ashdown... well, does it matter? I have, over the to Dad's Army, I promise. past few months, put a brave face on the fate of As regular readers oi this column will know, the Government at the next election, but even I like to go on holiday in the first week of term I'm resigned to the fact that it ain't looking good. just as you, the punters, return. The shifty bloke The continuing BSE crisis in particular has around IC this week who bears an uncanny focussed on the inconsistencies that are so dam- resemblance to me is a paid double in to sit a aging, by rrrixing wholly justified attacks on the couple oi exams. Newspapers take a little while baseless intransigence of the EU with subse- to reach the Caribbean, so this week will be a tad quent backtracking and kowtowing. While it is less topical than usual. Beiore I went, I did grab good that this issue has stimulated debate on the a copy oi that thunderer oi the press IC Reporter present future role of Europe and Britain's place and saw that Silwood's chef has just won an in it, I suspect it is a discussion that John Major award. Brilliant, but why confine the man's tal- needs like a hole in the head. ents to the sticks? I know you'll find this hard to I have just heard from the cocktail waiter believe, but some people ieel that College that Imperial won University Challenge, after Catering is not quite as good as it should be, so progressively more emphatic performances in let's get him up here. li he can, for example, sort the heats. He didn't say whether you managed out, the Linstead meals, he'll get more than a to answer any science questions correctly, but so Good Heart Beat Award for Excellence. He'll what, and who cares if the closest IC got to get a knighthood. female representation on the team was someone 1 have on numerous occasions criticised the whose surname was Totty? That cocky captain of good folk oi College Estates over the catastrophe LSE was ripe for a fall. Good work fellas! book: the consumers good chemical guide - all it can to global w arming and is realty a spent force". (He is not afraid to be contentious!) As I John emsley progressed through the took, other problems Mild is less fattening than Guinness. Lessen the v ith liis arguments cropped up Enisfev states effect oi your hangover by drinking a glass of full- that metal salts leach hum l'VC, wbn humid be fat milk beforehand and have a sweet breakfast used to wrap looct He asKs|CovJd these salts afterwards. If there was ever a famine, chemists contkiunate the food'3 No, because the amounts could turn sawdust and paper into high energy" \\fhich |nj|p'ate pre insignificant". Yet they aic glucose. Olestra, the non-fattening iat is madfof leltcfrmg and contan)inattng'thc iood to a small high energy sugar. All these iacts and more aie-n eltent Here.Emsley seems anogant, confeermng your fingertips ii you read this book by John the jjetceptifm of chemists » uncaring about Emsley, Imperial's resident science writer and pubic emoti#ns ancfiocusedoaiv on the statisti- ~B>S:S.lll:iV A, AJAAi frequent contributor to New Scientist. cal evidence ^--which ne-'isftrying'to dispel. Ele ^:l^^|| ; '^|;^;^^. Emsley explores areas oi chemistry which are seen in a generally negative light by the pub-./ ...... lie. He discusses amongst others iat, dio\ins, iar more good Uian har^^^^^^^^^^
PVC, nitrate, carbon dioxide, alcohol and qifc.-: ers, trying to dispel the myths that have . uj&eri public iear. He rightly points out that tbei i . :'| IS public phobia of the word 'chemical', yet of grippingtban otlu ! , btitcfieirfa! substances are course everything around us contains chemicals. well indexed throughout the text and the writ- Emsley bashes environmentalists through- ing style imakes the book accessible by anyone out the book, but trips over himself; "[the envi- (although harder work ll you do not have a ronmentalists] use phrases like 'it is believed chemical background). Lend it to your non-sci- that'; speaking the language oi doubt wfe|fi . ; . ,:::l.s. appearing to be sure" - but Emsley uses the same imfgfW': I *| ?M-t$$l im; |; ' \ < a . v>is illlf 1111 Half Lives, >in *ght° Ruined Lives
On April 26th, 1986 at 123am, a huge explosion in Reactor 4 at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Station in the Soviet Union marked the advent of what was to be the worlds worst nuclear disaster. "What happened", inquired a confused senior oper- ator shortly afterwards in the units control room. "I seem to remember you saying that the chance of an accident was one in ten million", he continued. "Yes", confirmed a fellow operator, "and this seems to be it." Carlo Massarella reports.
he explosion had dislodged the 2,000 entists claim the health of those tonne reactor lid. Fuel rods and affected by the blast will suffer graphite blocks were spat out of the T "for generations, practically forev- core and a plume of radioactive dust began to er." It was announced last week form over the devastated site. The force of that the children of parents the blast shunted the reactor base down four meters. Hot nuclear fuel combined with the exposed to Chernobyl's fallout sand released from the reactors encasement have twice the number of genetic to form a molten lava that burrowed its way mutations as British Children. through the floors below. Psychological studies of affected parties indicates high stress levels Immediate effort was channelled into extin- - a factor linked to increased cases guishing the inferno and to determine whether a of depression, high blood pres- fatal self-sustaining chain reaction might occur. sure, and alcoholism. Cases of Site workers hastily made sand bags to add to thyroid cancer in children and pilots' bombing artillery oi boron and lead in adolescents in the Ukraine and what was to be a futile attempt to quell the neighbouring Belarus have flames. Fireman fought the flames heroically - increased 1000 fold. wearing standard uniform, their boots melted in Today, an eerie wind of silence the intense heat while their bodies became sweeps through the 30km exclu- infected with 'Chernobyl AIDS'. Engineers at sion zone around the concrete sar- the Chernobyl site continued unabated in the cophagus which conceals the construction of reactors 5 and 6, while the chil- remnants of horrific disaster. The dren of Prypiat just 3km away played on. power station, hailed in February While the battle against the blast raged, 1986 as a 'model of safety', still another desperate fight commenced. This time employs 5,000 people to oversee the rules on engagement were not the contain- the mnning of its two functioning
Crumbling - Chernobyl's sarcophagus encases 30 reactQrs Research chemob ment of radiation but the concealment of infor- - j tonnes of radioactive dust. . . . , , mation. What shocked the world most was the has been cut back. 1 he sarcopha- complacency of the people involved. A tight veil in a mound of conflicting statistics. Chernobyl gus containing 30 tonnes of radioactive dust con- of secrecy was hand-crafted by Soviet officials in and its casualties became the victims of clashing tinues to crumble. Experts monitoring its state an attempt to shield the world, including political agendas with events being consumed by predict a 'radioactive dust disaster' will occur in President Gorbachev, from the horrors that had copious information protection agencies of the the next 20 years. Soviet authorities claim $4bil- occurred. Incredibly, it was almost 3 days later, former Soviet Union and the Western world. lion is needed to close down the station and 're- 1,000 miles north of Chernobyl, that details of For those living in the aftermath, house' the disabled reactor. So far, the Western a nuclear incident became apparent. A worker Chernobyl's legacy is all to apparent. Russian sci- world has not been forthcoming with the funds. clocking-off at Fosmark Nuclear Power Station in Sweden sparked initial concerns when his clothes registered higher than normal radiation The Experiment That Went Wrong readings. Senior operators immediately feared a leak at their plant. But before a discharge was located, Swedish meteorological centres identi- pounded with an inadequate, shutdown sys- tors of inN potential danger, ironically, on die fied airborne radioactive particles. Three tems, KMBK. reactors like the one at /.- .;-: :'),.;': / ; : ,; : 'V-V;;
Government agencies in Moscow denied allega- : : : Chernobyl rely on pressurised water as a :'..,!; '.: p'- " r- p. tions of a disaster. Only that evening did the r ,: ! coolant This means that inside the reactor, '-. \X^?'^i::*fr': ::.'.' s." ',-/. ;:V..:,.C Russian news agency, Tass release a brief state- steam is produced which can accumulate, into ment confirming an 'accident' had indeed pockets (.-ailed voids. The problem with pre- V; -:V::C,-:^^:':: f ----- \.' '
occurred. ! Chemobyl KMBKs was that if too many voids ' :':'.' .'' ': ' ''-.:- v* '.. After the accident, over 500,000 people 'appeared in the reactor, the power generation ipy,v;' .. ' . : ---.C ' >' - assisted in an 8 month clean-up and entombing could increase rapidly because steam absorbs operation. Constructing the concrete coffin gave less" neutrons than water does. In normal oper- half of these people a whole life- ation this cannot 'occur and die reactor is stable. time's recommended dose of radia- wjr-*| However, if the rxwer generation falls helcv. a tion. The incident became entangled .^m. JL certain threshold, tlie reaction can get out of album: the cranberries - - uations I'll be more convinced... V::. : : i: iiiiliii i:iiilff fliiiiii: i:i: f ii il: :: Z:' - i f: ;:ii CI:: to the faithful departed aroline Nonetheless, the album has some good songs in the classic Cranberries style, in 'The Rebels', ixMpM-MM:,:, "Mih¥ Finally, a few years and a few million years later, I'm Still Remembering', and of course the first ^^:^.r%^.:-r : -/... The Cranberries are releasing their third album. single, 'Salvation', which should keep the fans As expected, the songs rely going until the tour in heavily on the unique voice of December. They have also lib':/yM'ii\ Dolores, which may or may tested a few new ideas such not be a good thing depending Vj as a Taize-esque chant in IP"';': ' V gM M^AW CO ,ff O WCCi on your point of view. Her 'Electric Blue', and the rather M'^:MM'::'::-':"''' o::o: P : voice is backed up ably by the Doors-ish organ solo in 'Free v ... ;c;'CC:C-Ci;oO; O instruments and an increasing- To Decide'. Unfortunately, in a couple of songs they go f ":: :T 'f ' ' '.'. : : ' ly strong percussion section, M'X'^'MMM : " :;: ; ': '-. culminating in the almost mil- overboard, with the music in 'Joe' and the drums in itary tattoo beating through . " 'Bosnia' overwhelming the 'Bosnia'. 'MMgMMM?:M:': This leads on to the fact I voice, destroying the balance that this album is used as a which characterises much of MMMM M'ij/^MvM ffoo vehicle for various messages: anti-war in 'War their other work.