November 29, \ilume 76. 2006 Jssue 12.

MtSa State College • "The101ce of slud~ since 1931 $100,000 donated to Mesa State College Local family donates to scholarships fund

Krystle McAllister News Reporter

Scholarships for Mesa State College are even more possible now with a donation of S 100,000 given by the F1hnson Family Trust. A ceremony began on ~ov. 21 with Jamie Montgomery, grand­ daughter of the late Stanley E. and Ruth Marjory T. Johnson, talk­ ing about her family's dedication to higher education through the significant donation. "Higher education was a priority growing up," Montgomery said . She said that her family's donation was "some money" which would be able to help future students. The donation ,ms presented in a ceremonial check to Mesa State President Tim Foster. "We are pleased and honored to accept this check and to be able to help honor your parents' desire to support higher education and to give back to this community. This money will help deserving students who might not otherwise be able to attend ,\lesa State," Foster said at the conference. The donation is a partial distribution of the money set asi.de for Danielle Stomberg/Criterion Mesa State for scholarships. The remainder of the money \\ill be Tim Foster recieves a checl{ for $100,000 from two members of the Johnson Family on donated at the time of finalization of the trust disbursement. Nov. 21. The Johnson Family Trust money will provide Mesa State with more money for During the planning of the trnst process, Betsy .,'\lidkiff and scholarships. ,;\lichael Johnson, both owners of their family's business, encouraged their parents to ensure this gift reached Mesa State. Stanley and Rutb ·:\Jarjory Johnson began a masonry manufacturing business With continued community support, Mesa State hopes to improve the a\'ail:ahil­ with their son, Michael Johnson, in California over 50 years ago. They e:s.panded ity of its resources to future and current students. Thanks to the Johnson Famiily the business to Grand Junction nearly 20 years ago by opening a retail and whole­ Fund, students will be able to further their higher education. sale business with a foll range of brick, stone, masonry block and other products, which they named The Briclqrard. They later purchased a local block manufactur­ [email protected]• ing plant nu,.- called Badger Blocks of Colorado Inc. on D Road. Mesa State College students help local· meth task force

Melan'te Moore The S)'Tilposium is the second event on campus of search at a national conference," Associate Professor News Reporter the tbree-part series titled "\1eth in Our Community," of Criminal Justice Michael Gizzi said. ''They are doing hosted by the Mesa County Meth Task Force and the research usually done by graduates." Students taking Drug Policy and Politics, the senior Mesa State College Criminal Justice Association and The research will also help the Meth Task Fonce in seminar class for Political Science, will be presenting a Psychology clubs. The S)'Tilposium will be Nov. 30, at their efforts. Commissioned in 2005, the Meth Tiask research symposium on the work they have done. 6:30 p.m. in Wubben Hall. Force welcomes any new information on tbe effea:ts The research S)'Tilposium consists of six research The students speaking will also be traveling to Las methamphetamine has on Mesa County. projects on topics dealing \\ith the legalization of mari­ Vegas in March to present their panel at the Western juana, the international drug trade, and examination of Political Science Association national conference. the local methamphetamine problem. "Ir's an honor for these kid.~ to present their re- 2 Criterion News • NOVEMBER 29, 2006 Criterion Calendar Nov. 29 - Dec. 6 This week in ... .. State Nation Wednesday, Nov. 29 -PAGOSA SPRINGS - A Pagosa Springs PENSACOLA, Fla. KAFM's The Radio Room subdivision has withdrawn its threat of $25 (AP) -- Seven daily fines against a homeowner who put a former juvenile Burning Man Christmas wreath shaped like a peace sign on · boot camp guards 7 p.m., 1310 Ute Ave. the front of her and a nurse have home. been charged Homeowner with aggravated Thursday, Nov. :"'iO Lisa Jensen told manslaughter in · Author James Van Pelt The Associated the death of a Press on Monday boy whose rough ''Summer of the Apocalypse" that the board handling by the 7 p.m., LBookcliff Cafe of dimctors of guards was videotaped, a special prosecutor the Loma Linda said Tuesday. Homeowners Martin Lee Anderson, 14, collapsed on the lfdday, Dec. 1 Association had apologized, called the e~ercise yard at the Bay County sheriff's camp Mesa After Dark incident a misunderstanding and had in Panama City on Jan. 5, 2006. Guards said withdrawn its request for the wreath's removal. he was uncooperative and refused to continue 9 pm. - midnight, Saunders Field House Jensen was ordered to take the wreath participating in exercises that were part of the down when some residents in her 200-home camp's intake processes. Saturday, Dec__ 2 subdivision saw it as a protest of the Iraq war. Anderson died early the next morning in Bob Kearns, president of the board, also Pensacola. KAFM's The Radio Room said some saw it as a symbol of Satan. If convicted, the former guards and the nurse Cosy Sheridan and TR Ritchie ·Jensen, a past association president, said who watched the altercation could face up to 30 7 p.m., 1310 Ute Ave. she was overwhelmed with hundreds of calls years in prison. of support and offers to help her pay the Waylon Graham, the attorney for Lt. Ch~rles $1,000 fine that would be due if she kept the Helms, the officer who held the highest rank wreath up until after Christmas . among those charged, said he had expecited the charges. He said his client would surrender by . Criterion Blotter the end of day.

UNDERAGE POSSESSION OF ETHYL ALCOHOL­ Anthony Westhoff, 20, was anested and released on Riga, Latvia -President Bush, under pressure to change direction in Iraq , a,9Jmmons ,at 955 Bunting Ate after he was con­ World said today he wHI not be persuaded by any calls to withdraw American tacted and found to be intoxicated. I troops before the country is stabilized. "There's one thing I'm not going to do, I'm not going to pull our ALCOHOL VIOLATION - Griffin lgnelzi, 18, was ar­ rested and released on summons after he was found troops off the battlefield before the mission is complete;' he said in to be in possession of alcohol in the 1000 block of a speech setting the stage for high-stakes meetings with thre lraql Texas AvenuB. prime minister later this week. 1 'We can accept nothing less than victory for ou r children and our grandchildren:' A bipartisan panel HARASSMENT I FALSE IMPRISONMENT on Iraq is finalizing recommendations on Iraq. (DOMESTIC VIOLENCE) - Cody Wayne Smith, 22, was Alrrested and remanded to the Mesa County Jail after he grabbed his fiance, physically moved her from place to place inside their homE; and then pre­ ,mnted her from le--dirl g their 1,ome

i WARRANT ARREST - Michael Saavedra, 20, was rll11ursday F.dday Saturday arrested at 1300 F Rd. for an active warrant. ~- i WARRANT ARREST - Sylver Romero, 21, was ar- I rested at 644 North Ave. for an active warrant. . , \ ,, j I :'- ~···-~·~"·····) MOTOR VHHIOLE THEFT - Matthew Cook, 21, was '-----' arrested and jailed after investigation revealed that High 26° High 28° High 33 ° High 36° High 36° he took the v1otim's vehicle from 2586 Hwy 6 and 50 without permission. Low 10° Low 12 ° Low 14 ° Low 17° High 17° I ! Source: the National Weather ServicJ NOVEMBER 29, 2006 • Criterion News 3

Holly Cook, editor News hcook@mesastati:. 1:d1i Democrats consider reinstating draft MYke Kelly Kansas State Collegian (Kansas Stale U.)

(U-WIRE) MANHA.TIAN, Kan. -The United States' voluntary military could be spread dangerously thin by its current and possible future military endeav­ ors, according to some Democratic lawmakers. Some believe the hest way to acquire new troops is to reinstate the draft. "If we're going to challenge lran and North Korea, as some people have asked. and send even more troops into Iraq. we can't do that without a draft," said Rep. Charles Rangel. D-N.Y., a veteran of the Korean War. Once the Democrats take control of the House Ways and Means Committee in Januaf); legislation of­ ficially will be put forward. Rangel, the next chairman of the Ways and Means Committee, said he sees this idea as a way to deter politicians from launching unnecessary wars. Heather Gilsrod/ 'Criterton "There's no question in my mind that this President Students enjoy the festivities of Cultural Diversity Board's Carnival of Culture on \Vednesday, and this administration would never have invaded Iraq, Nov. 15. Approximately 100 students partooli in the days events. The Cultural Diversity Bowrd is especially on the flimsy evidence that was presented to made up of six clubs; each had two games and 30 minutes of entertainment throughout the cday. the Congress, if indeed we had a draft and members of Congress and the administration thought that their kids from their communities would be placed in harm's way,·· Rangel said. Getting closer to the final answer: Conscription into national service would come witb a choice. Those who would agree to military training and service that could place them directly in harm's FAG reaches $511, 965 decision way still would do so voluntarily. Front-line soldiers and sailors would get the cur­ Taylor Sto.oebouse the first time in at least three FAC cycles that RNCF rent highly specialized training and higher pay. Others Editor has been adjusted. would serve in non-combat support roles or in domes- The FAC also awarded the Outdoor Program ia tic service. · Mesa State College's Fee Allocations Committee $24.590 increase in Funding. Rangel has introduced similar legislation in the decided on a S5 l I ,965 collective budget to be sent to "An increm,e needs. to happen," Matt Raschke- said past. the Associated Student Government. Throughout the during the meeting. The new budget would help go S.e OR-.n; -page 4 semester, the FAC members heard from evef)' orga­ toward paying the program's student assists, as wdl as nization that is funded through student fees, as well new activities and equipment for the program. as some that requested to be on that list. The deter­ The Ei\C meeting took nearly three hours to com­ Meth:students present research mined budget is a total of every campus hoard and plete all of the cuts and increases to each organi,,:a­ their organizations' requested Funding, and is the tion's budgets. According to Hoefer. though, this bud­ Cont'irmed -trom ,._.. 1 equivalent of a 13. 5 percent increase in student fees, get could be far .from concrete. or 51 cents for each credit hour. FAC Chairman Zach Bloese will present the bud­ "Meth has changed this Valley,'' Public Relations Assistant Director of the College Center Deb get at the nextASG meeting on Thursday night. From Committee Chair for the Task Force Hiram Reyes said. Hoefer said the process of determining the budget there, the ASG \.\111 either pass or fail the suggestt:- He added that the reason meth is such a problem is went well. ed amount. If it passes, it will be sent to adminisitra­ because it is easy to make and to obtain. It is also vef)' "I think it was a very fair process,'' Hoefer said af­ tors and up to the college's Board of Trustees in tthe difficult to track the usage; however, Reyes said usage ter the meeting. "Evef)·one had an opportunity to spring. If it fails, however, it 'Will be sent back to the has probably increased, but crime linked to meth has present and justify-their budgets, and that gave the FAC for reconsideration. declined. , committee the information to make their decision." The FAC will continue to meet throughout th1e The Task Force's mai~ goal is to concentrate on pre­ The FAC cut some organizations' requested bud­ year for clubs and organizations seeking Funding vention and treatment and has welcomed working with gets but decided to pass several requests for larger through the RNCF or the Student Controlled Rff'serve the students. The research done will help the Task budgets. For example, the FAC approved $20,000 for Funds. Like the ASG meetings, these meetings ar-c Force accomplish its goals. The last event in the "Meth Regional, National Competition Funds, an increase open to the public, and students are encouraged to and Our Community" series, \\ill be Dec. 7, and will from the original request of $15, 113. . participate. include a speaker from the Drug Enforcement Agency According to Hoefer, this was the first time the "Ever wonder where your money goes? Just f<0 r and the Grand Junction Police Department. committee approved for more Funding than was re­ fun. c:ome and watch," Robinson said. Anyone wishing to help the Meth Task Force c:an quested from any organization. The RNCF budget ~s visit methfree.mesacounty.us for more information. arnilable to all student groups requesting financial aid Holly Cooh contributed to this report. < • for competitions at regional or national events. ASG President Shannon Robinson said this ,vas tstoneho@mesastate,edu• 4 Criterion News • NoVE1\IBER 2~9. 2006

Reinstating the draft: Conttnued from p:age 3 Democrats think voluntary military running thin

Earlier this year, he offered a plan to mandate military service for men al\d \\'Om­ University freshman in pre-professional secondary education. en between ages 18 and 42. However, the bill saw little action in the Republican­ Legislation regarding the draft will face a difficult trek to becoming law. Fiirst,it lcd Congress. must pass through both the House of Representatives and the Senate, but it also "I don't see how anyone can support the war and not support the draft," angel must bypass a presidential veto. The only way for Congress to override this vO level classes. Almara1. said Wednesday ... that this is because students have to ,,!» • t Birth Control hate taken the class before and gotten Pregnancy Tests a good grade. This makes it hard to find a student that hasn't graduated that bas 248-6906 . Emergency Contraception taken those courses. 510 29 1/2~~~~~~~~~~---.::c..c....=.c.=-.. Rood Mole ond~ Female STD Ctiecfas NOVEMBER 29, 2006 • Criterion Opinions 5 • • '"ate Nichols, em\or ...... 0 1n1ons [email protected] ,...... Californians, giants and lasagna Last-minute lessons for succes~s Like many students, I decided to said a final farewell to the family be­ Remember when the semester first important as girl-chasing time, as too take the trip home for Thanksgiving fore I hit the road. began? It doesn't even seem like it was little of either will inevitablv lead to hu­ hreak, hut the trip wasn't quite what I The trip hack to Mesa was rath- all that long ago. The weather wa,; still miliation. stemming from e.ither aca­ was expecting. er uneventful, but it wa.~ funny see­ nice, the workload was light, and any demic failure or a lifetime of invo,luntary I noticed a change ahout the place I ing all the Californians in their Mazda significant deadlines were weeks away. celibacy. formerly called home. 1 felt · Miatas and Civic Del Sols How things have changed. Always stay on schedule like it was no longer home try to make it up the moun­ It has recently comv to with the: svUabus. It is much in every sense of the word, tains. While all the natives my attention (syllabi are ha­ easier to s'tow dmn1 than- it- is- hut rather just my Mom's were zipping around the bitually undervalued) that I to eatch up. house. corners like a hell hound J,:-..;;c nenrly a.,mn:ny papen. Let strugglers struggle l was welcomed bv mv roller coa'!>tl"r rid<:', those -, to write as there an: daY!i left - en'n if it's a hot chiclk. That roi>lhn ·.~ cmhrm.:e un.d a 'list Californians were cautious- in the semest(;'r. How I ·~,ill harlot has relied on laslt-min­ of chores. I guess she found ly tip-toeing at two miles do this, I have no idea. ute eyelash batting ancll gra­ out ahout all the dirty dish­ per hour as if there wasn't a Desperate situations tuitous cleavage for far too es I put back in the counter guard rail next to them that ! like these call for desper- long. Let her sink without washing them be­ would prevent them from I atl' measures. J\'ow, I'm not Like\.\ise, don't :surrt11und fore I left for college. plummeting to a horrihle one to ad,·ocate cheating, of vourself with bad influ1ences. I found that my room and tragic death. course. but there are certain The best way to get an honest had been converted into a Around noon I stopped . ! tactics that can prove to be look at yourself is to e)itamine play area for the dog and S-ri.an &ickson in a small little t0\\11 named ( useful in reducing the pres­ Nate Nitihuls those whom you keep compa­ was also doubling as a fresh MeatJ Georgetown for a little .,;. sure. \Vhile it mav be too Right On! ny. Do you really want to be painting supplies storage lunch. After finding ·noth- late to save this s~mester, we associated with the guf hest room. That night l made the mistake ing better, I stopped in at the local can always employ these strategies in known for his weak Pauly .Shore :iimpres­ of closing my door and falling asleep Subway/gas station/day care center. I the future. particularly if we're on aca­ sion? with all the painting supplies. The next waited in line for my sandwich behind demic probation. Sleep when you should. Yeah, we all morning I reached down to turn off my two brutish truckers. I told the below- Everyone knows showing up for class know it's cool Mom and Dad aren't here alarm and to my sur- average-height wom­ is the difference be- to tell you to go to bed, prise I found a piece an what I wanted and tween an A and a C. but if you can't police of paper with some- she gawked at me as Little do thev know your sleeping sclhedule thing scribbled on it. if 1 was a man-eating the differen~e between in college, Mom and O I v;iguely remcm- "'That njght I giant. "I can't under­ an A and a Bis as easy Do you really Dad will soon be bug­ hered that sometime stand how you peo­ .is fmding time to meet ging you ahout yrour during the night I made the mistake ple can eat .~o much with your professor wait to fbe late rent payment on awoke realizing that food,'' she e'C:claimed. outside of class. There their basement. I was having the fun- of closing my Us people? All I is a reason they hold associated with A little early ffort niest, paint fume in- door wanted was a foot­ office hours. best goes a long way. If a pa­ duced dream ever and falling long Chicken & The ne.\.t big secret the guy per is due two w1eeks, and wrote it dcl\vn . asleep wUh all the 11acon Ranch sand­ is that our library ac:tu- known for his do the outline today. so I could put in the wich with everything . ally contains a wealth That's that mudn less column. \N'hat I had painting supplies:' on it, bag of chips of information - far weak Pauly ShOfe work you'll have to do \\Titten on the paper and a large Coke! As more than you could in 13 days, 23 hcurs... was "Tony Danza and she slaved awav be­ hope to find using impression?" Contrary to tfoe ad­ his Banana Brigade." hind the counter, l Google and Wikipedia age (at least in the Needless to say I was baffled and high decided to unleash my so-called inner combined. Just ask a classroom), it is far bet­ as a kite with one major headache to giant. I laughed menacingly and start­ librarian. ter to be thoughtt a fool boot. ed to devour small children from the Having trouble keeping your notes than to remain silent. Class partilcipa­ My family started giving thanks day care as appetizers. straight? Date the pages. It is way easier tion can mean half of a letter gra1de - the moment J left for college. b~t Upon arriving in Grand Junction, I to organize your notes by date than it i5 ju5t make :sure yollr feet are cleam. that evening, we had the traditional realized that Mesa didn't quite feel like by doodling style. Knowing your limitations is perhaps Thanksgiving meal of lasagna, bread home either. It feels like I have two Each professor grades differently and the most vital aspect of heing suGcexs­ sticks and pumpkin pie which is HS tra­ half-homes: one where mv life is and it would behoove any student to learn ful. Challenge yourself, but be ret-alistic. · ditional as my family gets. I also imple­ one where my family is. I 'Feel some­ how to ,vrite for each individual profes­ Failure is always a possibilitJ, but with mented the time tested art of mooch­ what torn hetween the two, but such is sor. Some like detail, others want the the right amount of preparation and ing on the parental units for - you the nature of moving out. student show broad yet comprehensive hard work, success will become a prob­ guessed it - gas, food and a ticket to understanding, while a certain few are ability. see the new Tenacious D movie! - ltena.ts.o@mesastate• -edo more concerned about a clean drah. \Vhile still in my home town, I also Balance is important between school :[email protected]• caught up with 5C>me good friends and and socializing. Studying time is just as

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6 Criterion Opinions • NoVEMIJER 29, 2006 How young iS ''too" young? ·Editorial: get in the giving season Q: So there\; this girl I want to dnte. (what you choose to do in the e Your hest het is to be as polite and Jike Christmas parents. \:Vlwt do I do? Gil'e up mul respectful as possible, but not to the around ]Vlcsa - ·Editorial Board 111m·e 011? Try to impress the parents? point that it looks fake. Yim want to im­ State College, Hfot? Help me. · . press the parents, not make and organizations rHoHy Cook, news editor them vomit from your over· across campus A: If you arc really into ly-enthusiastic grin and per­ are finding their Nate Nicho1s, opinion's editor this girl, your best bet is to fectly-pressed Dockers. own unique ways glue your lips to her par­ to tap into the Josh Kleine Deters, features editor ents' butts. It is vital to your [email protected]• giving spirit of blossoming relationship to the holidays. :Ulysses Simmons, sports editor impress her parents. If they A: This is a comfort level Several clubs have one inkiingi:hat their thing. You've got to ask your­ arc helping with laylor Stonehouse-, editor little baby girl L-.;

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I In Concert: 1 · This Week ... Who: Lisa Lingo IOn Screen: I Wizen: Dec. 1 at 7 p.m. Wlzere: Coffee Muggers, Grand "The Nativity Story" Junction. Colo. (New Line) PG How Much: Free ''Lord'> of Dogtown'' Director Catherine Hardwicke directs this biblical tale of the life of the Virgin Mary and her husband Joseph a<; they traveled to the town of Joseph's ancestors. Bethlehem. Who: Talib K weli Given the subject of the film and its proximity to Christmas, itma create a stir equivocal to the one Mel Gibson's "The Passion of When: Dec. l at 7 p.m. the Christ" did just two and a half years ago. "Whale Rider'· star~ Where: Ogden Theatre. Denver, Keisha Castle-Hughes plays Mary and is opposite of Oscar Isaac Colo. in this dramatization of the story of the Gospels. How Much: $25 "Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj" M'ho: BT and Thomas Dolby (MGM) R Whe1l: Dec. 3 at 7 p.m. ~~'ii We all remember the doughnut scene from Ryan Reynolds' 2002 esca­ Wllere: Gothic Theatre, Englewood, pades. We also remember the slick diving attempts by his horny lndian Colo. cohort, Taj. This time, the boys at National Lampoon's have taken Haj to How Much: $22 Camden, England to let him continue the antics on un Ivy League level. The plot will be predictable and the nudity aplenty, but the stupid humor will more than likely draw good numbers of ,'>exually frustrated teenagers to the box office. Ion CD:I ·Bedemon Funeral Mist ····child of Darkness'' (Black Wido\\'.) "Salvation" and "Devilry" (Southern Lord) From the original master tapes comes some Another two releases from the Satanic reaches of the earliest incarnations of doom metal this of Scandinavia have soiled North America side of Sabbath. Recorded between 1972 and with their disturbing and straight-up evi] '74, ''Child of Darkness'' is finally available jn brand of black metal. It might sound muddied its remastered form. Bedcmon original1y be­ and unclarified but after additional listen­ gan a'> a side project of legendary Peritagram ings, I was able to pick apart the complex and but wa'> sustained much longer, even recording venomous guitar work that tirelessly keeps another rare session in 2002 before the death pace with the frantic onslaught of drummer of the mastermind behind the project, Randy Neorornorbus. There is a reasun that Funeral Palmer. The rough tone of'"Child of Darkness'' really emu]ates early Mist wai.; brought over to darken the metal scene of America, and that Black Sabbath and despite the low-fi quality of the recordings, turns out reason is because they do it very well. Although not entirely based jn an to be one heavy record. Prop,<; to theBe pioneers of doom for their innova­ Occultic mindset: these :seem to also tackle the dualistic nature of tion. our WQrld and do so with brutal force. ABBA Iona ···Number Ones" (Polar) "Circling Hour'' (Open Sky) Hailed as the ahsolute best compilation of Never having quite edged out their '90s sound. ABBA to date, "Number Ones'' has arrived these Celtic Christians have sustained a Joyal just in time to give that ''Dancing Queen" fo11owing for more than a decade. Bringing mother of yours a very special Christmas. together aspects of traditional Celtic music Awww! Including the once chart-topping hits with passionate progressive rock, they end ''Mamma Mia.'' ''SOS'' and the ever-catchy up sounding like the offspring of Daml and ''Knowing Me. Knowing You." '"Number Spock's Beard. ''Circling Hour'' stays within Ones'' L'> the definitive colJection of the Swed­ that vein but does push the envelope for Iona ish pop group. Besides. when it's ··'Friday just a little bit. It strays from the traditional night and the light'> are low, (and you're) looking out for the place to go," religious lyrics to simply uplifting ones and uses different degrees of its you'll have alJ the dance party you treed. trademark mood ambience to great effect. NOVEMBER 29, 2006 • Criterion Features

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The thing that has been lacking in the musical worlJ this side of metal is th~: ingenuity. With the death of the '90s came a stagnant period of recycled ideas and bands searching for the next way ro outdo the Jesus and Mary chain or try and patch the gaping hole that MTY has eiq,loitc~ in what was left of the pure side of popular culture. One-hit wonders, cheesy boy bands and ''artists" who strictly play songs that were written by members of Semisonic or Silverchair be.:ause their bands can't sell their own music; all these things have left the beast of alternative music to bleed out, leaving room for popped-out "country" hits and talentless hip-'.hoppers to take its place-- and not to say that it isn't trying. It's been pathetically clinging to bands like the Fuo Fighters and Coldplay to keep it off of desperately needed life support, most of which have lost what little creative steam they had left. It is with this disenc~antment in mind that I approach new music; somewhat hopeful but generally pessimistic. i\nd it is despite this disenchantment that "The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me" has taken its place as the temporary messiah of rock music. Brand New is evolving. They thrived in the early 'OOs with a melancholy pop punk throwaway entitled, "," then followed with an unexpected keeper, "Deja Enten~u." "Deja" brought a new sense oflyrical_ intuition to the band, even on top of that which it already possessed. Tracks like "Sic Transit Gloria" and "Jaws Theme Swimming" began to startle the teenage "TRL" loving fans while drawing many more not-so-typical fans, myself included, to this more accessible record. The album did, however, retain s_ome of its cookie·cuttercatches and a few too many pumped up choruses to even it out. Three years later, Brand New steps out of the recording studio fully matured and free of their pop punk stomping grou~ds. They enter the battlefield armed with introspective lyrics in the guise of clever rhetoric and are swinging a weighty album stocked to the brim with inventive genius. The first shot: "" is clearly the intentional expression of the wrestling t~"at lyricist has done as he tries to reconcile himself with his suppressed faith. The exact internal struggle is echoed perfectly in the balance between emotional high points ofvocal cracking and the settled-down, lonely guitar strumming that the song slides between. Reload: "Sowing Sea~on" leaves a bassy trail of itself to ease into the self-disgusted "Millstone." It's well-kept and extremely deliberate the whule way through as Lacey again fumbles through his spirituality. Six excellent tracks later and you can't believe you're more than half finished the album. ~Not the Sun" shoves Brand New's influence to the frontlincs while Lacey's falsetto takes the helm. It's almost dancey even with the Rickenbacker hollow-body twanging in the background. In spite of the fact that the entire album is worth mentioning, the up-tempo beauty "The Archers' Bows f lave Broken" and the final push "Handcuffs" are truly star4; of the latter half, with "Handcuffs" sounding a bit like I Am Kloot's "The Same Deep Water" and "Archers" giving a nod to a pappier past. "The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me" is a complete albmn. It is whole in its ideal~ and consistent in its flawless songwriting. This has the capability of breathing new life into the dying beast, this could really do it. Keep your ears open, rock music may finally stir itself from its deathbe.d and Brand New may be the reason.

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Ulysses Simmons "I tried out as a linebacker, hut they Spor:ts Editor moved me around to other positions be­ cause they wanted me on the tean:i," When Mavs' senior linebacker Jacob Cadelinia fast Cadelinia said. "First I played wide receiver, came to Mesa State College, he only wanted to be on then strong safety, free safety, outside line­ the team. backer and finally inside linebacker." "I didn't think l would make the team," Cadelinia Four years of college have passed and said. ''I tried out and got a callback. I came to my dorm Cadelinia's still as enthusiastic as the first room and received a call from the coaches, who said day hl' stepped on the Mesa State football they wanted me on the team. I was real excited." field. Born and raised in Ewa, Hawaii, Cadelinia left his "If I'm not in class, I'm in the weight mom, dad, two younger brothers and one younger sis­ room or meeting room looking at a film," ter to pursue a career in mass communications. Cadelinia said. "In the offseason, I'm lift­ "I spent 18 years in Hawaii,'' Cadelinia said. "I can ing weights and playing basketball to stay in always go home. Going to college has been a good ex­ shape." . perience for me. It helped me see what I'm made of. However, Cadelinia is not all work and No one else in my family went to college. They're all no play. proud of me." "My hobbies include playing music and The journey to play football .started when he was \\Titing songs," Cadelinia said. "I live to young. snowboard since it's the only surfing action I "When I was 10, my dad told me !Jet's go for a can get. It's a different type of wave." ride,"' Cadelin:ia said. "We pulled up to a park and he This past football season was Cadelinia's said he was going to sign me up for football. I told him last at Mesa State. The team finished 4-7 I didn't want to play, that I would play a year later. The (3-5 B.MAC). next year we came back, he signed me up and I fell in "We could've done better," Cadelinia said. love with the sport." "We started slow then realized we had noth­ Even when Cadelinia thought about giving up on ing to lose." football', he couldn't. His dad was the coach. When Cadelinia looked hack at his ca­ "My dad told me just because I'm his son, that I reer, one memory stuck out more than oth­ wasn't going to play," Cadelinia said. "He pushed me ers. harder than everybody else." "The moment that sticks out in my head After graduating from high school, Cadelinia decid­ was last year's game, Sept. 17 against New Dan·1elle Stomberg / Crit!erion ed to tryout for a walk-on spot on the Mesa State foot­ Me,.ico Highlands," Cadelinia said. "It was Mesa State's linebacker Jacob Cadeliniu. This season ball team. my birthday. I scored a touchdown, and we Cadelinia had 8 5' total tucliles and two fumble recover- "I was terrified when I tried out for the team," broke our losing streak." ies. Cadelinia said. "There are major differences between Even though Cadelinia's football career at football in Hawaii and in the mainland. The speed of Mesa State's over, he has no regrets. When asked to describe how he plays on t:he fiel1d, the game is faster in the mainland. In Hawaii it's about "I want to be remembered a!> a person who gave it Cadelinia said, "I play like an animal." · power and hitting: how big you arc and if you can . my all and did my job," Cadelinia said. "One of those overpower the opposing team." players who was always around the ball or on the pile. [email protected]• Cadelinia 's hard work and dedication earned him a Someone that was hungry for making a play, a play spot on the Mesa State football team in 2002. maker." Wrestling team slams competition in tournament

Baker Geist On Nov. 18, Mesa State competed at the Jack Torisk, :.it 157 pounds, went 4-1 upsetting number Reporter Hancock Dual Invitational hosted hy the Colorado one seed Danny Grater of Fort Hays State, as well ;as School of Mines. Being a first year program. many the number four seed Neil Samples of Western Stalte It's often said first impressions are everything. Often doubted the Mavs' chances, but i\lesa silenced those College. Torisk made it to the championship round memorable, they leave people with a solid idea of what doubts and went on to win their first dual of the year before falling to the number two seed Luke Salazar- of someone or something is about. over Newman University, 31-15. Northern Colorado 5-2. In the case of the Mesa State College wrestling In the dual, six Mavericks reconled viGtories. At 133 Steven Reynolds also made an impact finishing team, since debuting at the Cowboy Open in Laramie pounds, freshman Garrett Burner defeated Kyle Oyler fourth at the 125-pound level. Although Reynolds Wyo., the Mavericks have been turning heads and 7-2. Freshman Kirk Piatt went on to defeat Rowdy competed un-attached, he finished fourth upsetting proving that while they may lack e,.perience, they Palmer by pin fall in I :56. Freshmen Taylor Torisk, the number three seed Devin Schwartz of Fort Hav·s make up for it in talent. Cole Johnson, Andy Laiminger and Chris Kennedy State. · "I just want (the team) to go out and compete,'' also recorded Yictories. \V1th numerous events remaining before the Mesa State Head Wrestling Coach Chuck Pipher said. Although Mesa went 1-3 in the entire invitation- Division II National Collegiate Athletic Association So far, the team has done much more than that. At the al, falling to the Colorado School of Mines, Carson National tournament in March, it's hard to say how Cowboy Open on Nov. 11, freshman Steven Reynolds Newman College and Utah Valley State, winning the the season will end up. placed thir

Football Women's Soccer The Mavs football team will return a boatload of After a difficult 200'5, season Coach Jim Buchan re­ experience in 2007 and looks to improve upon their stored pride to Lady Mavs' soccer team. 4-7 record. The coaching staff is hoping to add moR' The team would not miss the Ri'vlAC tournament depth by recruiting locally. There has alsu been a James 'Mc~tmm, this year because Buchan brought in key recruits and change in philosophy with incoming freshmen. Gue~t columnist the team bought into his style of aggressive play and Normally, incoming freshmen would sit the sea­ played their way into the tournament. Buchan ,..,;n son, red-shirt to bulk up and learn the system. After Volleyball hm·e a huge hole tu fill replacing team leader Lauren three straight losing seasons, the coaches can't afford Sell, but the team is young and up for the challenge. tu bold anything back and are taking a proactive ap­ If you play tough competition the rewards will be Alina Hartfield will be called upon to step up-:md proach to compete and return to the top of RMAC. 'there at the end. The first two tournaments really test­ lead this team with her work ethic heading into her ju­ ed the Ladv Mavericks. nior year. The volieyball t('atn played six of the top 2 5 teams in the country in less th.ma week. Although the team BOTIO'M LINE: only ,nm three out of 2'4 _games, their resolve wa'> sol­ id. A possible glimmer of hope to salvage some of the It is -'>till too early tu see where the _golf and tennis season c.ime when the Mavs defeated then-number 11 program arc _going, but early si_gns look positive minus Nebraska-Kearney early in the year. the men. The men's tennis team needs work by the The up and down season was difficult for coach- means of blood, sweat, and tears. es and the players. Besid('s qualifying for the NCAA Coach Leadbetter is in a no-win situation with the Rt:ginnal tournament the highlight of the year was ex­ top three teams in the conference all competing for .acting revenge on the Roadrunners from Metropolitan the national title. Recruits will be lrard to come by. State College of Denver. \Vomen's soccer'arntl volleyball continue to be the Metm State had twice smoked the Mavs on the class of the fall season and the coaches have pride in court. shuttin_g them out twice and losing a heart­ their programs and that carries over tn the players. The breaker going into the NCAA Regional Tournament. quality opponents early in the _,;eus1m gave the teams But the Ma~ would have the last laugh by bouncing an internal toughness, cohesiveness, and accountabil­ back, defeating Metro State and mm-ing on tu lose ity to compete and challenge for the RMAC title. a_gainst number 18 West Texas A& M in the R('gional Although the football team finished positive, in this Championship. conference depth and minimal injuries, equals wins and for the Mavs one key injury tanked the entire sea­ Golf son. \Vhy ditl the football team schedule the ~ame team Prl'dicted to finish first in the RMAC before the twice in a season? The formula is there for this team to beginning of the fall se-ason, the Mesa St-.ite women's compete in the conference but aft~r three losing sea­ golf team had a lot of e:..pectations. Out of the five sons in a row and the empty seats at Stocker Stadium, tournaments M~a competed in during the fall. Mesa Coach Ramunno iS'oo the hot seat. \Vith red-shirt finished first to begin the season. Follouing that first freshman jumping ship and a high priority to win, this place finish, the lady Mavs finished second in their could he a make or break year for the Mavs' coaching next two tournaments, both of which were against ~staff. teams from the RMAC. Although the sl.°

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