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ASHLEY TRICE Co-publisher/Editor BAY BRIEFS [email protected] What the shell? Lawsuit claims state project is ROB HOLBERT killing oysters in Portersville Bay. Co-publisher/Managing Editor [email protected] 5 STEVE HALL COMMENTARY Marketing/Sales Director [email protected] Rob gets into the weeds with local servers. GABRIEL TYNES Assistant Managing Editor [email protected] 12 DALE LIESCH BUSINESS Reporter Providence Hospital is marking Breast Cancer [email protected] Awareness Month with a series of events and JASON JOHNSON initiatives. Reporter 18 [email protected] KEVIN LEE CUISINE Associate Editor/Arts Editor A global influence is evident at [email protected] Ang Bahay Kubo, Mobile’s only ANDY MACDONALD Cuisine Editor Filipino restaurant. [email protected] 22 STEPHEN CENTANNI Music Editor [email protected] J. MARK BRYANT Sports Writer [email protected] STEPHANIE POE Copy Editor [email protected] DANIEL ANDERSON COVER Chief Photographer TenSixtyFive is back with a [email protected] weekend full of free music in LAURA RASMUSSEN Art Director downtown Mobile. Inside, we www.laurarasmussen.com catch up with performers Moon 26 BROOKE MATHIS Taxi, Blind Melon, Dirty Heads Advertising Sales Executive and Seether. [email protected] BETH WILLIAMS Advertising Sales Executive [email protected] CANDACE HOUSTON Advertising Sales Executive [email protected] MUSIC ASHLEY KILLIAN Advertising Sales Executive Your guide to TenSixtyFive including a schedule [email protected] and map. MELISSA EDGE 30 Editorial Assistant [email protected] ARTS ROSS PRITCHARD Austin’s Invincible Czars Distribution Manager [email protected] are returning to Mobile and JACKIE CRUTHIRDS Fairhope for two performances Office Manager of its live score for the silent [email protected] movie classic “Nosferatu.” CONTRIBUTORS: Asia Frey • Brian Holbert Ron Sivak • Lee Hedgepeth Regina Gunn • Stephanie May Jeff Poor • Sue Brannan Walker

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Lovin’ Lagniappe casinos throughout the state. local stores and restaurants, making those businesses money. Ashley, The legal battles that followed have cost the taxpayers mil- At a time in our state when the Legislature is struggling to Ma’am, like most Lagniappe readers, I go straight to Boozie lions of dollars, and cost the state millions more in lost revenue pay even the minimum amount necessary to fund Medicaid, for my first dip Into your great rag! However, your Hidden that would have been coming in from the taxes paid by these prisons and other essential government services, we need every Agenda column “Mobile: the most miserably fun city in the casinos and their employees. The fight over gambling in Ala- business in Alabama to be successful. We need employers to hire U.S.,” (Sept. 22) is the bomb! I suggest any reader who over- bama will not end any time soon. But when VictoryLand casino people. It doesn’t make sense that our government would roll looked it “go back partner and have some fun; read it and howl!” reopened last week, it was a victory for Alabama, our economy over the will of the people in order to shut down legally operat- Rob Holbert also hit a home run with his Damn the Torpedo col- and our cash-strapped government. ing businesses and put people out of a job. umn “Clown threats …” And I have to add: Charlie Baumhauer Even before the doors were opened hundreds of jobs were The state government has already wasted too much time and knows how to write an entertaining, scathing letter to the editor filled. In the months to come, many more jobs will be created, taxpayer dollars trying to shut down VictoryLand and other (“Case studies in modern media”). and that means more economic growth and more tax revenue for gaming facilities. Instead of trying to shut businesses down, we Shoot, I could go on. Save this issue! It could become a col- the state. should recognize that places like VictoryLand and Wind Creek lectors’ item. It already is in my opinion. Of course, not everyone is happy to see VictoryLand reopen. are hiring Alabama citizens and contributing to our economy. Thanks all of you guys (and gals!). Keep it coming. The anti-gambling establishment fought hard to shut down Most of all, we should listen to the will of the people and accept VictoryLand, and just successfully killed the lottery bill during that democracy has spoken. Joseph J. Patterson, the special legislative session. But VictoryLand’s reopening isn’t Mobile really about gambling. It really isn’t even about the economy. State Rep. Craig Ford, It’s about democracy; it’s about government listening to the will Gadsden of the people. Something more suitable for Sam On Gov. Bentley’s first full day in office back in 2011, he WalletHub: A legitimate consumer resource Editor, made the decision to rescind the executive order that created the Ashley, I inadvertently clicked on a link to an AL.com article today gambling task force that had raided VictoryLand and other casi- I just finished reading your Hidden Agenda column (“Mobile: regarding the possibility of the Government Plaza being renamed nos. Then, last year, Gov. Bentley issued a new executive order The most miserably fun city in the U.S.,” Lagniappe, Sept. 22.) in honor of Sam Jones. declaring that sheriffs and district attorneys would be responsible and I believe some clarifications are needed. While I suppose we should let him fully take the blame for for enforcing criminal law in their counties. 1. “But the number one indicator that this list is pure garbage that beacon of tasteless design and poor construction, I’m filled In 2003, voters statewide overwhelmingly gave approval to a is evidenced by the city that comes in at 133.” Firstly, this isn’t with revulsion at having his name associated with any edifice in constitutional amendment allowing bingo in any form, including a “list.” It’s a thoroughly researched report based on data from which innocent civilians might interact. electronic. It is this amendment the Macon County sheriff and well-known sources. In fact, we solely aggregate existing data I do realize that he has ‘served’ both the county and city for local leaders are citing that allowed VictoryLand to reopen last from those sources, listed here: tinyurl.com/zbe3tma. a number of years, but I think a far more appropriate memo- week. 2. “WalletHub, another website whose sole purpose is to rial would be to rename the Chastang Landfill in his honor. The people of Alabama spoke. The people of Alabama passed compose lists like this so they can generate tons of hits in order Thoughts? the amendment, and the governor is correct to leave the enforce- to get tons of advertising dollars (they hope), listed us as one of Lane Rushing, ment of local gambling laws to the local elected leaders and local the “Most Fun Cities in America for 2016.” WalletHub’s sole Mobile law enforcement. purpose is educating and helping consumers, and helping them The gambling debate is far from over, and I certainly respect decide where to spend their money while vacationing or relocat- the concerns of those who oppose gambling. But like it or not, ing certainly fits into that mission. VictoryLand reopening is a victory for democracy gambling is here to stay in Alabama. And when places like Vic- Thanks in advance for updating your post accordingly. Please I have always believed gambling is an issue that should toryLand and the Wind Creek casinos are successful, the state of also link back to the actual report at tinyurl.com/zx3vba2 so your be decided by the voters. And I will never understand why, in Alabama is better off. readers can fully understand its methodology. the middle of the biggest economic recession our country has How many people are employed by the Wind Creek casinos seen since the Great Depression, our state leaders chose to put and, now, by VictoryLand? Those are jobs that support families; Diana Popa hundreds of people out of work and shut down legally operating jobs that pay taxes; jobs that pay people who then shop at other Communications Manager, WalletHub

4 | LAGNIAPPE | September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 BAYBRIEF | MOBILE COUNTY

What the shell? LAWSUIT CLAIMS STATE PROJECT IS KILLING OYSTERS IN PORTERSVILLE BAY

BY JASON JOHNSON

n a small oyster boat at the mouth of Fowl by bid. River, as Troy Cornelius added handfuls of dead According to the complaint, 4H has failed to follow oysters to three nearly-full boxes, he said the low certain contractual requirements including “the preven- numbers of healthy oysters he’s seen in recent tion of sediment release, creating proper containment Oharvests cost him more than just potential revenue. berms to prevent the movement of any sediment, and “That’s a lot of time and effort. That’s a lot of coming ensuring turbidity levels” do not exceed a certain within out in the cold and getting eat up by greenheads and jelly- 200 feet of the project.” fish,” he said, pointing to the roughly 1,200 dead oysters Turbidity, defined as a “cloudiness or haziness” and he’d set aside that morning. “I should be getting 40 to 50 often compared to smog in the air, can be a sign of cents a piece for these, but instead, I’m about to go dump dissolved materials negatively affecting water quality. them in my yard.” In the same area of Portersville Bay, water quality has Cornelius, owner of Portersville Bay Oyster Company already been an issue in recent years because of storm- in Coden, estimated he’s lost close to a half a million water runoff and Bayou La Batre’s sewer treatment plant oysters since May. While any oyster operation can see a 3 outfall line. to 5 percent mortality rate, Cornelius claims his has been In 2012, the Alabama Department of of Public Health closer to 60 percent since a state-sponsored restoration shut down harvesting in Portersville Bay three times, then project on Marsh Island began this summer. five times in 2013. The problem persisted in 2015, and The project, priced at approximately $11.2 million, according to Cornelius, his operation was only able to run is an early restoration effort funded by BP to address for seven of the last 12 months because ADPH ordered damage caused by the Deepwater Horizon oil spill. The farmers to cease harvesting oysters in the bay.

Natural Resource Damage Assessment (NRDA) effort Cornelius said he continued to produce healthy oys- Photo | Lagniappe is being overseen by the Alabama ters, but was unable to harvest or Department of Conservation and sell them. Now, not long after finally Natural Resources (ADCNR). seeing the waters consistently open, As a part of Alabama’s roughly his operation is being sidelined once $100 million in NRDA projects, the again and he’s pointing the finger restoration of Marsh Island should southward to the Marsh Island resto- ultimately preserve the existing 24 CORNELIUS, OWNER OF ration project. TROY CORNELIUS DISPLAYS DEAD OYS- TERS HARVESTED FROM HIS LEASE IN POR- acres while adding another 50 acres PORTERSVILLE BAY “... Being as I’m taking up by strategically placing sediment the water column, I’ve got to pay TERSVILLE BAY THIS WEEK. HE CLAIMS THE OYSTERS ARE BEING and planting native marsh vegeta- OYSTER COMPANY IN the state a fee every year to keep SUFFOCATED BY A NEARBY MARSH RESTORATION PROJECT. tion to extend the island’s perimeter. [people] out of it more of or less,” However, the restoration requires CODEN, ESTIMATED HE’S he said. “If feels like the same state carry the sediment — and whatever has dissolved in it — closer to the shore, dredging up and moving millions LOST CLOSE TO A HALF I’m paying to grow my oysters has affecting his caged oysters, his bottom-grown oysters and others grown through of cubic yards of sediment and silt in turn let this happen.” Auburn University’s aquaculture program. Cornelius says is creeping back into A MILLION OYSTERS Though ADCNR isn’t listed Not only that, if what Cornelius’ lawsuit alleges is true, the sediment from Fowl River and into the area where independently as a defendant, Guy the Marsh Island restoration could also affect other BP-funded recovery efforts he and others maintain aquaculture SINCE MAY. is named in his official capacity. La- in the same area. In fact, a $3.2 million project has already been approved in easements in state-owned waters. gniappe reached out to Guy through NRDA’s third phase that aims to place 30,000 to 40,000 cubic yards of oyster “Whenever that tide comes in, ADCNR contacts in the State Lands shell clutch over 319 acres in the same area. it’s like a funnel going up into Fowl and Marine Resources divisions, but In the meantime, while his attorneys are preparing for a legal battle, Corne- River, and when you’ve got any kind of southwind, that did not immediately receive a response. lius is continuing to check his oysters baskets daily, separating the dead from sediment runs right up through there,” Cornelius said. On a Sept. 26 visit to the job site on Marsh Island, the living by hand as he goes. “This bay is only 5-foot deep in most places, so it doesn’t there was no visible barrier or silt fencing surrounding With lifeless spat sticking to his glove, Cornelius said some of what he finds have much place to settle. Even one or two centimeters the project and cloudy water could be seen drifting away in his daily checks is “heartbreaking,” not just for his bottom line, but also for can kill [oysters] because they can’t filter through the from its berm. Aerial shots taken by pilot and photogra- an oystering community that once thrived in the waters of Portersville Bay. excess sediment.” pher Sam St. John also appear to show dredged sediment “I’ve been making my living off this for 30 years coming out here. You Last week, Cornelius and his company filed a lawsuit drifting in the area. can’t tell me which way the tide runs. These folks sit behind a desk and … the against ADCNR Commissioner Gunter Guy and 4H Con- While Cornelius’ operation is more than a mile from decisions they make are just unbelievable sometimes,” he said. “It’s destroyed a struction — the company awarded the project in January the site, he said it would be easy for a southwest wind to whole way of life and put many a family out of work.”

September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 | LAGNIAPPE | 5 BAYBRIEF | MOBILE On the dole CITY ASKING GULFQUEST TO COUGH UP UTILITY PAYMENTS, AS AGREED

BY DALE LIESCH Photo | Lagniappe

GULFQUEST HOSTED THE SPANISH TALL SHIP EL GALEON LAST NOVEMBER. OFFICIALS SAY THE MUSEUM HAS NOT REIMBURSED UTILITY COSTS IN THREE FISCAL QUARTERS.

ccording to Executive Director of for this story as of press time. Finance Paul Wesch, GulfQuest Na- This week, GulfQuest announced it would tional Maritime Museum has not been be offering admission for $10.65 in conjunction holding up its end of an agreement with the TenSixtyFive music festival. withA the city to pay its utility bills. Wesch said “The TenSixtyFive music festival has proven the city and GulfQuest had reached an agree- to be another exciting way to showcase Mobile’s ment about a year ago where the city would pay ‘Born to Celebrate’ attitude,” Diana Brewer, the building’s monthly utility costs then bill GulfQuest marketing and public relations the museum quarterly. Since entering into the director said, “ … GulfQuest wants to be a part agreement, GulfQuest has yet to make a single of it. By offering a 60 percent discount during payment, Wesch said, noting they owe roughly the three day event, this is our way of showing $400,000. appreciation to something that is bringing our “Three quarters went by, we billed them each city together, and hopefully contributing to its time and they did not pay,” he said. longevity.” The city has given GulfQuest notice that Normal admission prices range from $18 for it’s not in compliance with the agreement, but adults to $16 for youth and $14 for children. officials aren’t prepared to take action against There are senior, military and student discounts the museum. The city owns the $42 million to $16 each, as well as special group rates. building, or more than a two-thirds stake in the In a previous interview, Brewer told La- $60 million-plus investment. gniappe the museum wouldn’t release atten- “It’s our building and we’re not going to do dance figures until after its one year anniversary. anything to jeopardize our building,” Wesch The museum celebrated that anniversary on said, noting it’s the city’s intention to keep all Monday and as of last week, Brewer said they utilities online. were working on compiling attendance figures. Of the $42 million, $28 million came from Also this week, the Mobile County Commis- taxpayers, while $14 million came from private sion agreed to give GulfQuest $30,000 for an funding. The building’s construction experi- education initiative. The funding breaks down to enced a number of delays and resulted in the $20,000 from discretionary accounts from Com- museum opening five years after ground was missioner Merceria Ludgood and $10,000 from initially broken. Commissioner Connie Hudson. GulfQuest officials did not provide comment

6 | LAGNIAPPE | September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 BAYBRIEF | MOBILE Inconvenient enforcement TEMPORARY COMPROMISE REACHED OVER OUTDOOR BEER SALES

BY DALE LIESCH Photo | Lagniappe

“CONTROLLED” OUTDOOR SPACES LIKE THE DECKS AT MOE’S (PICTURED) AND HEROES WILL BE EXEMPT FROM THE ABC BOARD’S ENFORCEMENT OF OUTDOOR ALCOHOL SERVICE.

n Alabama Beverage Control Board officers and not solely ABC agents, Argo said, crackdown on a years-old state law many worked as state troopers, or in other jobs. threatened to dampen the upcoming In early 2016, ABC hired 16 new licensing and TenSixtyFive music festival for most compliance specialists to cover the state’s more downtownA restaurants. than 14,000 licensees. Last week, ABC officials told several “With 14,000 licensees in the state, 16 people restaurant and bar owners downtown state law don’t go very far, or very fast,” he said. “They’re prohibited the sale of alcohol to customers sitting now catching up on compliance checks.” at outdoor tables situated on a public sidewalk, Late Friday, it appeared Mayor Sandy Stimp- ABC Government Relations Manager Dean Argo son’s office had worked out an agreement with said. ABC to carry the city through TenSixtyFive. Meanwhile restaurants with separate patios, More progress is expected. like Moe’s Original Barbecue and Heroes Sports “The administration had a constructive con- Bar and Grille, would be exempt from the law. versation with the Alabama Alcoholic Beverage “The patio has to be cordoned off in some Control Board today regarding the enforcement way,” Argo said. “There has to be some kind of of Ala. Code § 28-3A-17.1,” a statement read. barrier. If a patio is part of the public sidewalk, “ABC recognizes that the upcoming TenSix- or the public can access the patio, it’s not con- tyFive event is very important to the city of trolled.” Mobile, its citizens, businesses, patrons and The law is enforced, Argo said, to ensure an guests. We are in the process of finalizing details establishment can control its premises. As an that will be disseminated early next week to all example, he said removing a customer who has restaurant/bar owners in the Downtown Enter- been over-served would be more difficult if the tainment District. TenSixtyFive will party on and individual is on a public right-of-way. He said be a great success.” ABC officials told owners they’d be happy to The administration is also working on a long- work with them on finding a solution. term solution, the statement read. Carol Hunter, Matthew Golden, owner of LoDa Biergarten, a spokeswoman for the Downtown Mobile said a review of the law should be forthcoming. Alliance, said the group is hopeful the city can Not only is the timing of this new enforcing work out an agreement. She added that some problematic, given the upcoming music festival, members of the local legislative delegation have but bars and restaurants would also be impacted pledged to review the law during next year’s during Mardi Gras, downtown’s most attended regular session with an eye toward exempting event. bars and restaurants within the city’s entertain- “The timing couldn’t be more inconvenient,” ment districts. Golden said. “Outdoor seating generates millions If a deal can’t be worked out, or if the law of dollars. That’s the big thing right now.” isn’t changed, downtown bar and restaurant own- Establishments like LoDa Biergarten, ers could find it hard to comply and still serve Wintzell’s, T.P. Crockmiers and others would be alcohol outside. negatively impacted by the renewed enforcement. Moe’s, for instance, was able to secure a Mary Margaret Monahan, co-owner of T.P. right-of-way agreement with the city, which Crockmiers, said they were told by ABC of- allowed the establishment to build a patio off the ficials they wouldn’t be allowed to serve alcohol sidewalk, owner Grant Saltz wrote in an email outside, despite their tables being underneath a message Friday. balcony where alcohol can be served. “This took a good bit of time and effort but “There are more people sitting outside now since we have that ROW permit from the city, and if they want to order a drink they have to the state allowed us to add the patio space to walk inside and then walk outside while their our existing liquor license,” Saltz wrote. “As I food is getting cold,” she said. “It’s a damper for understand it there is only one other such ROW the whole city.” permit for a deck downtown.” Monahan said T.P. Crockmiers was plan- Saltz added that establishments with a private ning to add some kind of barrier underneath the deck, not on a public right-of-way would also be balcony in order to comply. exempt. Argo said the new crackdown is not an The process to obtain this permit would be example of selective enforcement, instead tricky, if not impossible for some spots. While ABC has been shorthanded for more than a the permit only requires an application be made year after agents were put under the Alabama with the city, the Americans With Disabilities Act Law Enforcement Agency umbrella. As ALEA requires city sidewalks have 4 feet of clearance.

September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 | LAGNIAPPE | 7 BAYBRIEF | BALDWIN COUNTY

even taking into account that there would have been additional expense to NBU Easement appeasement to acquire the easement that would have been necessary for option 2.” UTILITY EXPLAINS LAND TRANSFER TO BAY MINETTE CITY ATTORNEY Minutes from an NBU meeting in October 2011 show the $35,000 purchase was approved as a “water and gas expansion,” but while there is mention of “a BY JASON JOHNSON discussion,” there is no indication the purchase was considered one of multiple options. ax records indicate a piece of property in Bay enue Commission listed the Cate Court property’s value Baldwin County Probate records indicate NBU granted a permanent ease- Minette’s Canterbury subdivision made its way at $27,760. However, when NBU needed to extend water ment on the property to itself on May 22, 2012. That easement — as well as from a company tied to Mayor Bob Will’s family lines through the area, the utility decided purchasing the others previously established on the property — was then passed onto Lewis to the city’s public utility board before it was later property for $35,000 would still be cheaper than running when he and his wife purchased the property from NBU a year later. Tsold to the city’s attorney for $15,000. lines through other private properties that weren’t for sale According to Padgett, NBU had “no further need for the lot” after the The parcel, located on Cate Court, is currently a resi- at the time. easement was established and the water and gas lines had been installed. At a dential property owned by Scott Lewis, who serves as the General Manager Jason Padgett said purchasing the special-called meeting in August 2013, the board authorized the sale of the lot attorney for the city of Bay Minette and the board of North property at Cate Court allowed NBU to install 800 feet with “easement stipulations to [the] appraisal value.” Baldwin Utilities. In 2011, though, it was one of several of water line. An alternative option, according to Padgett, Padgett said that meant “the lot would be sold for less than the NBU vacant lots owned by the F & M Land Company. would have been far more costly because it would have re- purchase price taking into consideration that the lot was encumbered by the According to the Alabama Secretary of State’s website, quired more additional water lines as well as an easement easement and as-built utilities.” Padgett also reiterated Lewis was not the NBU F & M is co-owned by Wills’ brother-in-law T. E. Mitchell attorney at the time of the sale. and James H. Faulkner Jr. As mayor, Wills holds a seat “NBU placed a ‘for sale by owner’ sign on the lot, and Mr. Lewis, through a on the NBU board, though he didn’t at the time of the THE DEED, ACCORDING TO PROBATE real estate agent, made an offer to purchase the lot for $15,000,” Padgett wrote. purchase because he was not elected until 2012. “In addition to the purchase price of $15,000, Mr. Lewis was also responsible However, because of the connections to his wife’s COURT RECORDS, WAS PREPARED for the closing costs, including deed preparation and all real estate agent fees.” family, Lagniappe reached out to Wills who said via email BY LEWIS HIMSELF. APPRAISAL RECORDS ALSO The deed, according to probate court records, was prepared by Lewis him- that he couldn’t comment on the situation because he was self. Appraisal records also indicate the home located on the property wasn’t “totally unaware of any land transaction between NBU INDICATE THE HOME LOCATED ON THE PROPERTY constructed until 2014. and F & M Land Company in 2011 for the lot and had no With the revenue from the resale included, Padgett said the $47,000 spent knowledge of it.” WASN’T CONSTRUCTED UNTIL 2014.” buying the parcel and running the extended water lines created “a minimum Since taking a seat on the NBU board, Wills has ab- savings of $66,000” when compared to the second option. stained from voting to approve at least two other properties Lagniappe reached out to a Baldwin County realtor for comment on com- acquired from a trust held by the Mitchell family to avoid from a private property owner. parable land sales in the Canterbury area but did not receive a response prior any conflict of interest. Lagniappe has previously reported “NBU estimated the cost of installation for option 1 to this publication’s deadline. However, a review of 2013 tax records indicate on two houses purchased by NBU in Loxley’s Steelewood at $12,000 and option 2 at $98,000,” Padgett wrote in an parcels without homes in the same area were valued anywhere from $29,000 to subdivision the board claimed were for economic develop- email. “Even factoring in the cost of acquiring the lot at $33,000. ment purposes. Cate Court at a cost of $35,000, option 1 was clearly the Lewis confirmed neither he nor his law firm were employed by the NBU at At the time of the purchase, the Baldwin County Rev- most cost-effective method to extend the water line, not the time of the purchase, though he was serving as the city’s legal counsel.

8 | LAGNIAPPE | September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 BAYBRIEF | MOBILE COUNTY The ‘fourth commissioner’ COUNTY BIDS FAREWELL TO INFLUENTIAL ENGINEER

BY JASON JOHNSON

fter 42 years of service supervising While the reception for Ruffer was warm, more than $783 million dollars worth finding his replacement — even in an interim of road and bridge improvements, capacity — has proven to be a difficult task for Mobile County Engineer Joe Ruffer is commissioners. With a 2015 salary exceed- setA to retire Oct. 1. ing $177,000, Rufer will retire as the county’s Since 1974, Ruffer has worked in the county highest paid employee, though that level of government at the head of the public works compensation is set and partially subsidized at department and on multiple county appointed the state level. boards including, notably, the Mobile County The commission has already agreed to bring Communications District — the governing in outside help in the search for a full-time body of the state’s first 911 system of which replacement and to perform a review of the Ruffer was a founding member. engineering department’s current structure. Ruffer remained on the MCCD board, “The action that was approved was to as well as at least three others, until March have our staff move forward in identifying 2015, when he stepped down over concerns a consulting firm that can help us in looking that county employees holding those posi- at our current organizational structure and tions could present a conflict of interest. The determining if there’s anything that needs to be Alabama Ethics Commission later clarified the tweaked, changed or improved based on best matter, and Rufer was reappointed to the board practices,” Hudson said. “I don’t know that of Mobile County Emergency Management we need to jump in so quickly that we lose an Agency. opportunity to make improvements, if there are With his four decades of experience and improvements to be be made.” insight and influence into several arms of There have been rumors of Ruffer prepar- county government and budgeting priorities, ing for retirement for more than a year, but it’s some referred to Ruffer as “the fourth commis- been known to the Commission now for sev- sioner.” eral months. That’s one reason why Commis- Earlier this week, the Commission recog- sioner Merceria Ludgood was eager to move nized Ruffer’s service with a commendation of the hiring process forward. professional achievement and a reception well If there was a motion to hire a consultant attended by the county and state officials he’s today, Ludgood said she’d be against it. worked with over the years. “I can pick a county engineer from the “Today is the day we all knew would even- people who we have on the list now. So, I don’t tually get here, but we really didn’t want to have a need for a consultant, but, if that’s what believe,” Commissioner Connie Hudson said. the commissioners decide to do, we need to “[Joe Ruffer] is a man whose name has become do it sooner rather than later,” Ludgood said. synonymous with Mobile County engineering, “We need to have that person in place, and I’m and the impact that he’s had on Mobile County sure our engineering department wants to know infrastructure is nothing less than phenom- what’s going to happen going forward.” enal.” On Sept. 26, commissioners said three cur- In his tenure, Ruffer oversaw improvements rent employees had applied to take Ruffer’s to more than 2,600 roads and the construction spot including Deputy Public Works Director of 35 bridges throughout the county, most of Ricky Mitchell and Assistant County Engineer which were funded through the county’s “Pay Bryan Kegley. The name of the third applicant As You Go” bonding program Ruffer is consid- was not disclosed at the public meeting. ered the “architect” of. However, with state law requiring a county A graduate of Auburn University, Ruffer’s engineer’s signature on many common docu- peers in the field of civil engineering have ments, County Attorney Jay Ross urged the named him Alabama’s County Engineer of the commission to appoint an interim replacement Year on two occasions. In 2006, he was also soon, though even that process has proved recognized as the national County Engineer of tricky. the Year. Commission President Jerry Carl said he Accepting the commendation, Ruffer said would have “a hard time” putting any of the seeing projects he’s helped develop over the current applicants in an interim position. As an past 40 years still standing today is a reward in alternative, Hudson proposed having Kegley and of itself. and Mitchell both serve in the interim capac- “Being a civil engineer is a wonderful ity — a proposal Ross and Ludgood said would occupation for a person to have because you create organizational issues. get to see all the good things that you do, and “It just sends a clear message. Somebody whether anybody says ‘thank you’ or not, it has got to be the person who’s ultimately doesn’t make a lot of difference,” he said. “You responsible. So, the idea of the two [interim get to enjoy the fruits of your own labor.” engineers] just doesn’ sit well with me from Rufferwent on to deflect some of his praise an organizational standpoint,” Ludgood said. back to his employees in the public works de- “I’ve never seen anyting with two heads that partment, saying “the government is no better didn’t turn out to be a monster.” than its employees.” While the interim decision is still up in the “From the lowest level employee in public air, Carl said the public works staff is capable works all the way to the top, we have to have of operating on “cruise control” for the time that foundation,” he added. “Just like a build- being. However, with October on the horizon, ing, if the foundation wasn’t there, it would it could still be several weeks before a consul- crumble, and so would the county govern- tant is even selected and the search for Ruffer’s ment.” permanent replacement can start.

September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 | LAGNIAPPE | 9 BAYBRIEF | MOBILE In a statement released shortly after the council vote, Stimpson applauded the budget overall. “To continue transforming the city, we must continue fixing the broken in- frastructure in the city,” Stimpson said. “We are persisting in our aggressive, Fiscal responsibility proactive approach to the process of allocating more capital improvement MOBILE CITY COUNCIL UNANIMOUSLY PASSES $308M BUDGET and equipment monies than ever before.” It appeared the council would need more time to find consensus on the BY DALE LIESCH budgets after President Gina Gregory announced during a pre-conference meeting that the body would take up other agenda items and then go into he Mobile City Council on Tuesday unanimous- The third amendment took $6,000 for a line item for recess until Wednesday afternoon. However, she told visitors to the coun- ly approved amended versions of Mayor Sandy St- council projects, $19,000 for miscellaneous street repairs cil’s regular meeting that due to travel plans from one or more councilors, impson’s proposed $308 million combined general and $50,000 out of a line item for park lighting to fund the group had decided to vote on both the budgets and a new city logo on fund, capital and convention center budgets. capital improvements for the aforementioned African- Tuesday. TWith approval of the $249 million general fund budget, American heritage trail. The Alabama Open Meetings Act does allow for meetings to be recessed the council made official $5,000 raises for all sworn po- The money pulled from the capital budget wouldn’t and then opened back up for voting the next day, if those in attendance are lice officers and any non-paramedic firefighter below the have a dramatic impact on the city’s ability to improve made aware of the time and place the meeting is reconvened, Alabama Press rank of captain. Additionally, the increases come with step infrastructure, as much of the money in those particular Association Executive Director Felicia Mason said. raises for the future. The council did not add bonuses for funds was duplicated in the Capital Improvement Plan, “If the board says they will meet the next day and they do, it’s hard to say other city employees to the budget, which had previously Councilman Joel Daves said. they’re in violation,” Mason said. been discussed. The fourth amendment split $70,000 evenly from the Allowing the council to go into recess, instead of forcing them to call a The council approved four amendments, the largest of Boys and Girls Clubs and put the money toward sum- special meeting, means they are not required to give public notice because which added $650,000 back into the Visit Mobile tourism mer youth programs in the Dauphin Island Parkway and it’s the continuation of a meeting that was already properly noticed. budget in the convention center fund. Campground areas. The Boys and Girls Clubs would run Council Attorney Jim Rossler said the board has employed a recess To get Visit Mobile back to level funding, the council the programs. Councilman Levon Manzie said he teamed numerous times in the past. In this case, Rossler said he felt it was more ap- took $225,000 from the Dora Franklin Finley African- up with Councilman C.J. Small on the amendment to propriate to recess, rather than call a special meeting because the two items American Heritage Trail — moving $75,000 in capital provide children in those areas with activities over the that were to be voted on had already been placed on the agenda. funds back to the trail. The council also took $200,000 summer. Jay Ross, who is the attorney for both Mobile County and the city of from the Fort Conde Visitors Center and took $225,000 “The resources [for the Boys and Girls Clubs] will Daphne, said he has used the practice before and it is legal. He said provid- from Stimpson’s youth initiative called MoveMobile — remain the same,” Manzie said. “This will ensure that ing notice can be somewhat time consuming. In the past, though, he said he leaving the program with $200,000. youth in the Campground and DIP areas — where there has only recommended a recess in cases where a board lost a quorum during As for the visitors center, Executive Director of are currently no community centers or parks — will have the meeting, or ran out of time on an issue. Finance Paul Wesch said there are two options. Either the a structured summer program.” In other business, the council tabled a vote on a new city logo. Also, for administration would absorb the line item and run it, or Councilors said it was important to give raises to the the second straight year, Mobile’s holiday season will include an ice skating possibly hand it off to a third-party. A Gulf Coast Ducks city’s first responders, as there is a marked disparity in rink at Cooper Riverside Park. The council on Tuesday approved a $132,000 takeover of the visitors center operation was discussed, pay among Mobile and the state’s other large cities. Small contract with Magic Ice, LLC. The city has already secured more than but nothing has been finalized, Wesch said. said he hoped the council and administration could use $70,000 in sponsorships. In its second amendment, the council took $20,000 additional revenue down the road for raises for other Chief of Staff Colby Cooper said the rink will be managed to break even from the defunct National African-American Archives employees. again this year. Last year, the rink netted $5,000, which was transferred to and gave $10,000 to Mobile Ballet. The council also gave “All of our city employees are very important,” Small the parks budget, he said. This year’s version, which is a larger rink, will $5,000 each to the Child Advocacy Center and People said. “In order to have a good organization, you have to come with a larger chiller to help prevent problems experienced with melting United to Advance the Dream. have good people … ” ice last year, Cooper said.

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Finding good help isn’t always easy ROB HOLBERT/MANAGING EDITOR/[email protected]

ne of the things that has been so nice to see in restaurants and had service that was flat- if you want to get stabbed.” Mobile over the past couple of years is what can out bad. Like get-up-and-leave bad. I’ve Even so, it was all more mildly enter- only be described as an explosion of new and waited tables before, so I get that it’s a taining than irritating. Frankly it was so off exciting places to eat. tough job and when you’re “in the weeds” the charts I was enjoying it. We saw one OWhile I wasn’t born under an Azalea bush, I’ve been sometimes things aren’t as great as you’d waitress sobbing behind the bar and won- intimately acquainted with this area for more than 30 like them to be. But at least people in the dered what that was about. Then we got years, and can remember the days when things weren’t weeds are trying. Lately I’ve been a couple to eavesdrop as the table next to us called quite so inventive. Once upon a time the Quarter of places where it seemed like not only had over a manager and asked for a different Pounder with cheese may have passed as haute cuisine. the wait staff not been trained properly, waiter (our guy). Our waiter then offered We’ve come a long way since. they may not actually have ever eaten in a the coup de grace by dumping an entire That’s not to put down our tried-and-true culinary restaurant before. (For the record, since I martini on top of a young woman at an- warhorses. I can’t live without regular trips to Dew Drop mentioned them earlier, the Filipino restau- other table. She was not mildly entertained, Inn, Heroes and Osman’s, to name a few. But particularly rant had impeccable service.) nor was her boyfriend. downtown, things have gotten really interesting. I’m sure Sometimes service can be bad enough As we left I walked by another manager there’s never been a time in the past 50 years there were as to piss you off. Other times it’s so bad it apologizing to a table for bad service, so many restaurants inside the Hank Aaron Loop as there are becomes a show. I experienced the latter the issue seemed rather systemic. now. And that’s not even counting the cool food trucks. this past weekend. At another place a few weeks ago we I can also remember a time when Red Lobster may Things were already kind of sketchy had a waitress just set a bottle of wine have represented the culinary flagship of Airport Boule- when we got to the restaurant and it took down and walk way and she didn’t return vard, but it too is now peppered with fine locally owned 15 minutes to get a glass of wine and even for more than 30 minutes. That may have restaurants and small regional chains that have added longer to get a TV behind the bar turned been the least of her issues. a tremendous amount to what Mobile has to offer food from “CSI: New Orleans” to the Auburn/ I’m sure when I waited tables at Tony lovers. I even had Filipino food in Spring Hill the other LSU game. (Rookie move guys. It’s Satur- Roma’s (the place for ribs!!!!!) there may day, and though I really had no idea what it expect it day in September.) But once we got to the have been times my customers weren’t was fantastic. table things really got out of control. completely satisfied with my efforts. One My curmudgeonly friend David Rasp — who owns The waiter had to be reminded several guy consistently left me less than 20 cents three restaurants in this city — often jokes that if you times about a bottle of wine, and then the as a tip. That could have been a sign. So I don’t like someone you should encourage them to go person who brought it was unable to open get that everyone has a bad night. into the restaurant business. The point he’s making is it. She also brought an appetizer earlier and But with so many new restaurants knew nothing about it, explaining that she coming into the market, those burgeoning was “new.” Throughout the meal the waiter Bobby Flays out there may need to spend WHILE I WASN’T BORN UNDER would swoop by and just grab things off as much time on the service end of things the table including a half-finished bowl as creating a fantastic menu. It would AN AZALEA BUSH, I’VE BEEN of soup. As I tried to finish my dinner he be a shame to see some really fantastic INTIMATELY ACQUAINTED WITH THIS walked up, reached for my plate and said, restaurants not make it to legendary status “Can I take this for you?” I replied, “Only because their staff isn’t up to snuff. AREA FOR MORE THAN 30 YEARS, AND

CAN REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN THINGS THE GADFLY WEREN’T QUITE SO INVENTIVE. ”

the hours are long and it ain’t always as easy as it looks. Making a great steak at home may not necessarily trans- late into being able to run a quality restaurant without developing a substance abuse problem or getting to know a bankruptcy attorney on a first-name basis. But while competition may be getting tougher and tougher around town for those who dream of running a successful restaurant, it’s that kind of competition that makes for a great “food town.” Think about the truly amazing food cities — New Orleans, Chicago, New York or San Francisco, for example — bad restaurants don’t last very long. I know when I lived in New Orleans, even the small- est hole-in-the-wall place needed to have a drop-dead good po boy or gumbo to survive. It was easy to walk into a new place and have lunch and tell if it would die quickly. Even if it was good survival wasn’t guaranteed. This has to be as close to a culinary Renaissance as we’ve had in this area, and that’s a great thing. But — and as you know, there’s always a “but” — I’m not so sure the explosion of restaurants hasn’t made finding

good wait staff more challenging than coming up with a Rasmussen Cartoon/Laura better way to serve tiny radishes. JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN, GULFQUEST TOURS WILL BE LED BY More than a few times lately I’ve visited newer CANDLELIGHT AFTER THE UTILTIES ARE CUT OFF.

12 | LAGNIAPPE | September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 COMMENTARY | THE HIDDEN AGENDA The birds are dead and the socks are still wet ASHLEY TRICE/EDITOR/[email protected] lease tell me it’s not just us. Oh nooooooooooooo! Are we the only people whose house The music stopped. The woodland creatures all looks like some sort of insane asylum from instantly fell dead to the floor. It was panic time, as 6 -7:15 a.m., as we try to get just two kids there was only about 30 minutes total to remedy the Pages 4 and 7 to school every weekday morning? Great Sock Situation of 2016. I can’t even fathom how parents of three or more I went to her book bag first — maybe there was kids accomplish this feat. a back-up pair in her extra clothes bag I could steal. Though our two little angels get up ever so Strike One! No such luck! chipper at 6 or some times even 5:30 on Saturday Then I went to the dirty clothes hamper. Maybe and Sunday mornings, dragging them out of bed just maybe there was a pair that weren’t too disgust- Monday through Friday is like getting large, barely ing that we could get by with. breathing but still somewhat hostile boulders up Strike Two! and moving. She somehow manages to coat her socks (and The oldest boulder does manage to get himself whole body) in dirt each day. We always say up using his own two legs most mornings, but this especially dirty days are a sign of a fun day. (They resolve only comes from his crippling fear that his probably say that at the Moulin Rouge as well.) younger sister will make it to the computer before I tossed every filthy sock I could find in the short he does, all while complaining the light from said cycle in the washing machine. If I could get them machine is hurting his eyes. First World problems, out quickly, I might be able to “Power Dry” them Anders. First World problems. in time. Though his sister is never going to rise on her As they laundered, I lumbered back into her own, we happily let him get on up to get “blinded room to see if maybe — just maybe — I could find by the light” because she is with great certainty a stray pair hiding in the wrong drawer. How could going to stay in bed “wrapped up like a deuce” this be? The numbers just weren’t adding up. I (whatever that means) until we physically pick know I bought like 12 pairs of these suckers before her up and relocate her to the couch, where she school started and that was just over a month ago. will continue to slumber like “a dead person in How could we be down to the four remaining in the the night.” (Some lyrics may have been slightly washing machine? changed.) Strike Three! They were all just plain white The only thing that will wake her up is putting a socks. Frank was like, just put those on her — it plate of mini-pancakes — plain, no butter, no syrup doesn’t matter. — under her nose and then she will start to slowly Noooooooooo, I cried. It’s Chapel Day. We return to the world of the living. can’t send her to school and then church in some, This whole process of “awakening” takes 10 un-school-logo-monogrammed, heathenish plain to 20 minutes. The morning feeding ritual takes at white socks. What’s next, Frank? We stop using least another 10 to complete. silverware to eat? No forking way was she going to Then comes the dreaded dressing. school like this. The horror! Anders can handle his own as long as you can While I was hating myself as well as all of those get him to focus (“wax on, wax off, kid”), but then perfect mothers who smartly get all of this stuff there’s Ellen. Oh sweet Ellen. together and laid out the night before, the socks had Putting clothes on her is usually like dressing all made their way to the dryer. a drunk octopus, as she flails around in protest But they only had eight minutes before it was most mornings. She has strong opinions about her time to go. Come on sweet Maytag! Let’s see just personal fashion (and everything else in her life) how powerful your dry is exactly. and her opinion of her uniform is generally that it Frank was getting restless, saying if they didn’t is “yuck.” I guess that is understandable because if leave soon, they were going to be late. she were allowed to dress herself she would look I walked as slowly as I could to the laundry more like she was ready to take the stage as the room, trying to give them just a few more seconds. youngest dancer at the Moulin Rouge rather than I got them out and they were still pretty damp. head to preschool. I tossed them back in — just give me two more Frank and I often look at each other and just minutes, I pleaded, and I think they will be OK. shake our heads as we simultaneously envision Frank relented but reminded me the whole two what this same fight is going to look like in 10 minutes that they were going to be late. years. One of us always says before the other, “We One hundred and twenty seconds later, they are so screwed.” were better. But not dry. Now not every morning is like this. They aren’t I put them on her little feet and she didn’t notice always so “challenging.” at first because they were still warm. But as they And I thought we were getting one of those cooled, she said, “I can’t wear these, Mommy. perfect mornings last week. They’re wet!” On Friday, Frank and I jumped out of bed after “No, sweetie it’s fine. They are just a touch the alarm clock only sounded once. It was a “no damp. They’ll be dry by the time you get to snooze button needed” kind of morning. We were school,” I flat out lied to my child. It would prob- happy to get up and get the week finished, so the ably be more like lunch. And this would probably weekend could begin. Frank went and roused the give her athlete’s foot or something. I hate myself. kids with his usual Friday morning shtick, going Frank continued with the “encouragement.” to each of the kids rooms and screaming, “It’s “They are totally fine, Ellen. They feel just like Friiiiiiiiiii-daaaaaaaay!” they do when you are outside running around on Both of the boulders popped up out of bed, light the playground, sweating and having so much fun!” as feathers. Frank cranked up some tunes and they This is why he is in sales. were dancing along to “Uptown Funk You Up” and She decided to believe us and I kissed her soon “Shake it Off.” There were giggles. There were no to be swamp-footed self and her brother who was complaints about breakfast. There was brushing of proudly sporting dry socks goodbye. hair and teeth without tears. At least he would have a good day! Or maybe I felt like a princess in a Disney movie. Little not. animated birds and creatures were dressing my When I walked back in the kitchen I noticed that kids as I whistled songs with a kerchief on my head the Wet Sock Disaster had distracted me so that I and chatted with a bunny who was sweeping my hadn’t put his homework folder in his backpack. kitchen floor. This is just fabulous, I thought. Why is this All was right with the morning, until one of parenting thing so hard? the birds flew back to tell me the last pair of socks I turned the music back on and Taylor Swift sug- in Ellen’s drawer that I thought were school logo gested I just “Shake it off.” uniform socks were actually just plain ol’ regular So I did. And then a few days later, I went and white socks. picked up two more bags of socks. 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“And with that, then, I took it to the Ethics Commission, exactly what I was Someone’s got a Chip on her shoulder supposed to have done, and got a 3-2 vote. Some said yes, some said no. “I started to leave it alone. But I wanted to clear my name. For I’ve done noth- BY LEE HEDGEPETH/CONTRIBUTING WRITER ing, absolutely nothing but the letter of the law and the blessing of the judge. Those are the facts and I appreciate being able to say that.” Again, letting him off the hook for pursuing the contract in the first place, omeone in Montgomery has a Chip on her guru — administrative law judge John Garner — and everything Beeker said there really is true, and it leads to the biggest eye shoulder, and she’s dying to let you know. Twinkle asked what he thought of the offer. And here’s the kicker: catcher of them all. Cavanaugh, president of Alabama’s Public Service Judge Garner didn’t say no. Garner advised Beeker that After Cavanaugh had issued her public statement, she wrote a letter to the Commission, is on a crusade against her PSC col- he is “within his rights” to pursue the contract, but asked Ethics Commission in which she explained what she described as the PSC’s Sleague, Chip Beeker, and if you haven’t heard about it yet, that Beeker go to the Alabama Ethics Commission for a crucial role in deciding the parameters of solar energy deals, a role that she said don’t worry: you will. concrete yes or no (they eventually disapproved of the gives commissioners proprietary information and would create a conflict of Beeker was the subject of recent media scrutiny — deal, 3-2). That’s not how Twinkle Cavanaugh will tell the interest with Beeker’s potential contract. Sounds true, right? Well, not really. including here in the Montgomery Minute — over a story, though. After her letter was sent to the Ethics Commission and made public, the potential real estate deal that would’ve had Beeker receiv- “I believe and it really saddens me that this commis- PSC’s very own ethics head — Judge Garner — wrote to the commission to ing more than $5 million over about 25 years for the lease sion has lost its way,” Cavanaugh said of the events. That’s clarify: most of what Cavanaugh had said just wasn’t true. Yes, the commission of personal property in Greene County to a solar energy only part of the truth. would play some role in setting these parameters, but according to Garner, the company. The potential lease led to widespread condemna- Really, Twinkle is glad that someone’s stepped up for her role isn’t a critical one and as for the proprietary information, he wrote, “it is tion of Beeker, whose job on the PSC is, at least indirectly, to run against. In her past elections to the PSC, Cavanaugh very unusual for Commissioners to independently avail themselves of such in- regulating the very company from which he’d be set to has effectively run not against other candidates for PSC formation.” Basically: Twinkle was campaigning, not getting the facts straight. receive millions. president, but against Barack Obama, the president of the Since all of this, Beeker and his colleague Commissioner Jeremy Oden have Twinkle Cavanaugh, constant campaigner, read up United States. “We will continue to fight Obama and his out proposed new administrative rules they say will help prevent similar issues in on all of that condemnation, and now she’s making her of control, job killing EPA,” she proclaimed during the last the future, including rules requiring 24 hours’ notice to add an item to the PSC rounds, crying out to all who will hear. election cycle. Well Barack Obama’s not running anymore. agenda, requiring disclaimers that letters from one commissioner do not repre- “I was absolutely shocked and disgusted when I read He’s no longer the “Chip” on her shoulder. Beeker is. sent the views of all, and allowing for staff to be present at meetings with other in the newspaper that my colleague had hired a lawyer to For his part, Beeker, who of course should’ve never commissioners. Twinkle hasn’t handled these proposals very well. ask [the Ethics Commission] if he could lease land to a opted to pursue the lease in the first place, said he did “I believe and it really saddens me that this commission has lost its way,” solar company wanting a contract with the very company everything right, and if you’re willing to forgive him for Cavanaugh said. “And now, my colleagues, in retaliation to me for standing that we regulate,” Cavanaugh told press after the proposed trying to make $5 million off a solar energy company to up against what is clearly wrong and sending a letter to the Ethics Commis- lease had become public. begin with, he’s pretty much right. sion, are willing to shut down the commission’s communication and transpar- Don’t get me wrong — I actually agree with Cavanaugh “As my name has been dragged through the mud ency without ever thinking about the effect it’s going to have on the people of on the basic issue: of course Chip Beeker should not sign a and the muck just a few minutes ago,” Beeker said in a this state.” $5 million lease with a company he’ll potentially regulate. statement released just after Cavanaugh’s first condemna- As for his part, Commissioner Oden has said the new measures aren’t aimed Regardless of whether the solar company wanting to lease tion, “I would like to publicly say that everything I did, at Cavanaugh, but at preventing issues in the future. the land knew of Beeker’s position on the Public Service I did with the blessing of Judge Garner. When I got a call “The back room discussions happen when we walk onto this dais and we Commission, Chip did, and that should’ve ended the whole in the spring, could somebody come see me and look at have no clue about what’s being presented. That’s a back room discussion. process. But it didn’t. something, I said, ‘I’ll let you know.’ And when I had his Secondly, asking a commissioner to put his identifying mark on his opinion Instead, Beeker went to the PSC’s in-house ethics blessing and permission, I did. protects this whole entire commission.”

14 | LAGNIAPPE | September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 | LAGNIAPPE | 15 COMMENTARY | THE BELTWAY BEAT The myth of the Trump down-ballot effect BY JEFF POOR/COLUMNIST/[email protected]

fter Donald Trump won the Indiana Rachel Maddow said to her viewers earlier this Republican presidential primary and month. “There just aren’t enough competitive sewed up the GOP nomination back in districts in the country right now, thanks to May, many swing state Republicans partisan gerrymandering, what they’re hop- upA for reelection in 2016 worried the outcome ing for, the best they’re hoping for is to get would narrow their path to victory. about halfway there towards unseating House Sens. Kelly Ayotte (R-N.H.), Ron Johnson Speaker Paul Ryan and putting the House back (R-Wisc.) and Rob Portman (R-Ohio), all three in Democratic control. Democrats would have beneficiaries of the 2010 “Tea Party” wave to flip about 30 seats in order to make the House midterm, were all slated for fights to save their Democratic again. They think they might, might political lives. However, with a very polarizing be able to get about half that, they might be able candidate at the top of the ticket, some thought to get about 15 seats.” it would encourage an anti-Republican move- As for the Republicans, Trump’s candidacy ment, providing Republicans in tight races with might not be considered a positive for their yet another hurdle to overcome. reelection efforts. However, it certainly hasn’t The same was thought to be true of the helped any so-called insurgent candidates trying House of Representatives. Many feared Trump’s to replicate Trump on a congressional level. presence on the ballot would place the GOP’s In Alabama, Jonathan McConnell’s bid to control of the House in jeopardy as well. unseat Sen. Richard Shelby was not even close. Yes, swing state Republicans are in fights for Despite Trump’s overwhelming success in the Yellowhammer State, there was no trickle-down effect for McConnell. AS FOR THE REPUBLICANS, Granted, Shelby spent a lot TRUMP’S CANDIDACY MIGHT NOT of his war chest saturating the airwaves with advertisements. BE CONSIDERED A POSITIVE FOR THEIR But the incumbent was still able REELECTION EFFORTS. HOWEVER, IT to easily win the nomination and will do the same in the gen- CERTAINLY HASN’T HELPED ANY eral election come November. SO-CALLED INSURGENT CANDIDATES Other so-called outsiders in Alabama House races didn’t TRYING TO REPLICATE TRUMP ON A benefit from Trump being on CONGRESSIONAL LEVEL. the ballot against their “estab- lishment” counterparts. Dean Young fell way short their seats, but that would have probably been for a third time trying to attain the Republican true even if a more milquetoast candidate like nod in Alabama’s first congressional district Jeb Bush or John Kasich were the Republican against incumbent Rep. Bradley Byrne. And nominee. Rep. Martha Roby easily defeated Tea Party Without a Bush or Rubio at the top of the activist Becky Gerritson, who had 15 minutes ballot, none of the traditional so-called estab- of fame in 2013 for her testimony about the lishment is spending money on the presidential IRS before a House Ways & Means Committee race. Trump has gone out of his way to say he hearing. doesn’t want their money. And that has been Others races around the country also chal- evident in Trump’s fundraising numbers com- lenged the notion that Trump’s presence on the pared to what Hillary Clinton has raised. ballot will have any impact. Sen. John McCain Instead the money the establishment would easily defeated challenger Kelli Ward in Arizona have spent on the Republican nominee — if the and House Speaker Paul Ryan beat his chal- nominee were somebody other than Trump — is lenger Paul Nehlen in a blowout primary. going to down ballot races. That’s not to say something could later come It is likely the Dems will make gains on Re- out involving Donald Trump that could shake up publicans this fall in the Senate, but control of the election. A scandalous October surprise on the upper chamber doesn’t appear to be lost either side could shift momentum to hurt turnout for the Republicans if you take into account for a party, which matters more in individual polling data. congressional districts. If Democrats stay home It appears to be even more of a longshot in a Democratic-leaning district, or if Republi- that Democrats can win back the U.S. House. cans stay home in a Republican-leaning district, Despite the tireless efforts of House Minor- suddenly that seat is in play. ity Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) — who But barring the unexpected, there is reason to has been traveling around the country to raise believe that neither Trump or Hillary are having money for Democratic candidates — winning that much of an impact on the other contests on the amount of seats needed to regain the House the ballot this fall. seems out of reach, which is something even As much as some Republicans love to hate outspoken liberal cheerleaders in the media on their nominee in this cycle, blaming Donald acknowledge. Trump for down-ballot shortcomings would not “Democrats pretty much concede this year be fair at this stage in the game. Conversely, that they have no chance of winning back crediting him for any Republicans that win their control of the House in November,” MSNBC’s elections probably also would not be fair.

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Advisors, to connect with industry experts and explore the latest trends in advisory Thursday in the hospital’s DePaul Center located at The Breast Center at Providence Hospital is equipped service management. 6801T Airport Blvd. in Mobile. to perform a wide range of breast imaging, including 3D “In our ever-changing industry, it’s important to remain in touch with your peers Breast cancer experts and patients from Providence diagnostic digital mammography, ultrasound and MRI. The and to stay informed about the latest news and trends,” Andre Robinson, head of spoke on cancer-related topics: Breast Center also offers core needle biopsy through ultra- advisory solutions for Voya said. • Lynn Land, CRNP, an oncology nurse who works sound, stereotactic or MRI guidance. To achieve Premier Partner status, advisors must attain a business growth exclusively with cancer patients, discussed the importance of For more information about “Pink Out Providence” visit milestone in assets under management that set them apart as a high-performing good nutrition during cancer treatment and why vitamin lev- the hospital’s website. financial professional. Advisors recognized by Voya Financial Advisors with this els should be monitored. She also reviewed foods that help accomplishment have demonstrated high-level success in investment planning, cli- patients deal with nausea and other side effects of treatment. Hearing care company earns international award ent retention and attaining robust sales goals. Coody works with individuals and families in the financial planning arena • Breast cancer survivor Lynn Tate shared her personal According to a news release, Beltone, a leader in hear- locally. More information about Voya Financial Advisors can be found on their story of being diagnosed shortly after her retirement as ing care for over 75 years, held its 2016 national meeting website. vice-president of Missions at Providence Hospital and what recently. The annual meeting, themed the “Beltone Leaders it was like to receive care where she worked for more than United for Excellence Conference,” included over 350 busi- 40 years. ness owners from Beltone’s U.S. and Canadian dispenser Hargrove ranked as Alabama’s largest engineering firm • Robi Jones, RN, CRNP, CBCN, Breast Center care network, as well as guests from Europe. Mobile-based Hargrove Engineers + Constructors has topped the list of Ala- coordinator, discussed the role of genetic testing in the The meeting included an award ceremony honoring bama’s largest engineering firms for the second year in a row, according to Busi- prevention and treatment of breast and ovarian cancer. Her hearing care practitioners and business owners. Beltone ness Alabama’s annual survey. This comes after moving up from third position in overview examined who was eligible for genetic testing, the presented its most prestigious award, The President’s Cup, the 2014 survey. process, and the psychological impact and subsequent medi- to Mobile residents David and Teresa Adams. The Adams’ Hargrove opened in 1995 with only a handful of teammates and has grown cal management of the test results. business is a family-owned, multi-generational practice that to more than 1,200 employees distributed among 11 offices. “This recognition • Rhonda Daugherty, breast cancer survivor, shared has been a fixture in the Mobile community for more than validates our teammates’ focus on excellence and our client-centered approach to the story of her personal journey through diagnosis and 40 years. projects.” Greg Blankenship, the Decatur, Alabama office leader said. treatment. “This respected award recognizes Beltone practitio- Business Alabama surveys the state’s engineering firms annually to produce the In addition to the presentations, a variety of community ners whose dedication and passion for hearing care go rankings. The magazine asks firms to answer questions based on design fees, num- partners and sponsors were on hand and provided edu- well beyond their office and into the community,” Corrine ber of employees, largest project under construction and largest project completed cational materials and local resource information. “Pink Perritano, president of Beltone North America said. “The in the prior year. The recently released list of top firms is based on total design fees. Out Providence” sponsors and exhibitors included Myriad leadership and commitment provided by this practice is the “All teammates across our three Alabama offices deserve credit for this recogni- Genetics, Covenant Care, Ambry Genetics, Southern Cancer ultimate example of this. Giving back to their community is tion,” Blankenship said. “Not only that, but we could not have experienced the Center, Genentech, Providence Cancer Center, Providence a way of doing business for this practice.” same level of growth without the support of our clients and partners. We are proud Breast Center, Providence Hospital Breast Friends Support “It is an honor to be selected for the President’s Cup to serve the process, manufacturing and energy industries in Alabama, which are at Group, Cares Health Services and Mobile Fire and Rescue award,” David Adams said. “It represents what our practice the integral to our state’s future economic growth.” Department. aims for on a daily basis, quality care and community Currently Hargrove Engineers + Constructors is a full-service EPC, automation, Several other breast cancer awareness events are also engagement.” life sciences and technical services firm. To find out more about the company, visit scheduled throughout the month of October. All proceeds The Adams were also recognized with Beltone’s 2015 their website.

18 | LAGNIAPPE | September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 | LAGNIAPPE | 19 5319 Hwy 90 • 660-0071 PDQ ($) 7721 Airport Blvd • 380-8957 Battle House Hotel, Royal St. • 338-5493 Fuji San ($) 1225 Satchel Page Dr., E100 • 378-8768 Chicken fingers, salad & sandwiches. Dreamland BBQ ($) Zea’s ($$) Thai fare and sushi Foosackly’s ($) 1165 University Blvd. • 202-0959 Ribs, sandwiches & great sides. Gourmet rotisserie. Prime rib & seafood. 2000 Airport Blvd. • 478-9888 Famous chicken fingers. Pita Pit ($) 3314 Old Shell Rd. • 479-9898 4671 Airport Blvd. • 344-7414 Golden Bowl ($) 310 S. University Blvd. • 343-0047 211 Dauphin St. • 690-7482 Moe’s Original Bar B Que ($) Hibachi Grill & Asian Cuisine. 2250 Airport Blvd. • 479-2922 Pollman’s Bakery ($) Barbeque & music. 309 Bel Air Blvd • 470-8033 $10/person 7641 Airport Blvd. • 607-7667 Bakery, sandwiches and more Bayfront Park Dr., Daphne • 625-RIBS A LITTLE VINO Hibachi 1 ($-$$) $$ 10-25/person 2558 Schillinger Rd. • 219-7761 750 S. Broad St • 438-1511, 701 Springhill Ave. • 410-7427 Domke Market 2370 Hillcrest Rd. Unit B • 380-6062 $$$ Over 25/Person 3249 Dauphin St. • 479-2000 4464 Old Shell Road • 342-8546, 4672 Airport Blvd. • 300-8516 Wine, Beer, Gourmet foods, & more. Kai Japanese Restaurant ($-$$) The Galley ($) 107 St. Francis St. Suite 102 • 438-2261 Saucy Q BarBQue ($) 720 Schillinger Rd. S. Unit 8 • 287-1851 5045 Cottage Hill Rd. • 607-6454 COMPLETELY Open for lunch, inside Gulfquest Queen G’s Café ($) Award-winning BarBQue. Fathoms Lounge Liquid ($$) COMFORTABLE 155 S. Water St • 436-8901 Down home cooking for lunch. 1111 Gov’t Blvd. • 433-7427 A tapas restaurant, cocktails & live music. Amazing sushi & assortment of rolls. All Sports bar & grill ($) Gulf Coast Exploreum Cafe ($) 2518 Old Shell Rd. • 471-3361 Smokey Dembo Smoke House ($) 64 S. Water St. • 438-4000 661 Dauphin St. • 432-0109 Classic hotdogs, gyros & milkshakes. Homemade soups & sandwiches Regina’s Kitchen ($-$$) Smoke House Pour Baby Rice Asian Grill & Sushi Bar ($) 3408 Pleasant Valley Rd • 345-9338 65 Government St • 208-6815 Sandwiches, subs and soups. 3758 Dauphin Island Pkwy. • 473-1401 Wine bar, craft beers & bistro 3964 Gov’t Blvd. • 378-8083 Al’s Hotdogs ($) Gumbo Shack($-$$) 2056 Gov’t St. • 476-2777 Tilmo’s BBQ ($) 6808 Airport Blvd. • 343-3555 Rock n Roll Sushi ($$) Classic hotdogs, gyros & milkshakes. Seafood and sandwiches Roly Poly ($) Fast BBQ w/ Drive-Thru Firehouse wine bar & Shop 273 S. McGregor Ave • 287-0555, 4701 Airport Blvd. • 342-3243 212 ½ Fairhope Ave • 928-4100 Wraps & salads. 3249 Dauphin St. • 652-3508 Wine Shop. 6345 Airport Blvd. • 287-0555, Atlanta Bread Company ($-$$) The House ($-$$) 3220 Dauphin St. • 479-2480 216 St Francis St. • 421-2022 940 Industrial Pkwy • 308-2158 Sandwiches, salads & more. Seafood, sandwiches, salads & soups. Rosie’s grill ($-$$) Red or White Taste of Thai ($$) 3680 Dauphin St. • 380-0444 4513 Old Shell Rd. • 408-9622 Sandwiches, southwest fare, 7 days. DROP DEAD GOURMET Wine Shop. 9091 US-90 Irvington • 957-1414 Bake My Day ($) The Hungry Owl ($) 1203 Hwy 98 Ste. 3D, Daphne • 626-2440 Bay Gourmet ($$) 323A De La Mare Ave, Fairhope • 990-0003 Tokyo Japanese Steak House ($$) Old-fashioned southern bake shop Burgers, flatbread pizza & seafood. RoyaL Knight ($) A premier caterer & cooking classes. 1104 Dauphin St.. • 478-9494 Upscale sushi & hibachi. 156 N. McGregor Ave • 219-7261 7899 Cottage Hill Rd. • 340-2522 Lunch & dinner. 1880-A Airport Blvd. • 450-9051 Royal Street Tavern 364 Azalea Rd. • 343-6622 The Blind Mule ($) Jamaican Vibe ($) 3004 Gov’t Blvd • 287-1220 Briquettes Steakhouse ($-$$) Live music, martinis & dinner menu. Wasabi Sushi ($$) Daily specials made from scratch. Mind-blowing island food. Royal Street Cafe ($) Grilled steaks, chicken & seafood. 26 N. Royal St. • 338-2000 Japanese cuisine. 57 N. Claiborne St. • 694-6853. 3700 Gov’t Blvd. Ste A • 602-1973 Homemade lunch & breakfast. 720A Schillinger Rd. S. S2. • 607-7200 Southern Napa 3654 Airport Blvd. S. C • 725-6078 Bob’s Diner ($) Jersey Mike’s ($) 104 N. Royal St. • 434-0011 901 Montlimar Dr • 408-3133 Bistro plates, craft beers and pantry. PHO Yen ($) Good old American cooking Authentic sub sandwiches Satori Coffeehouse ($) Café 615 ($$-$$$) 2304 Main St. • 375-2800 Authentic Vietnamese cuisine. 263 St. Francis St • 405-1497 7449 Airport Blvd • 375-1820 Coffee, smoothies, lunch & beers. American fare with local ingredients. 763 Holcombe Ave. • 478-5814 Cafe 219 ($) Jimmy John’s ($) 5460 Old Shell Rd. • 344-4575 615 Dauphin St. • 432-8434 Salads, sandwiches & potato salad. Sandwiches, catering & delivery too. Serda’s Coffeehouse ($) Corner 251 ($-$$) FALAFEL? 219 Conti St. • 438-5234 6920 Airport Blvd. • 414-5444 Coffee, lunches, live music & gelato. High quality food and drinks TRY SOME HUMMUS FROM THE DEPTHS Camellia Café ($-$$$) 9 Du Rhu Dr. • 340-8694 3 Royal St. S. • 415-3000 251 Government St • 460-3157 7 Spice ($-$$) Baudean’s ($$) Contemporary southern fare. 62 B Royal Street • 432-0360 Stevie’s Kitchen ($) Dauphin’s ($$-$$$) Healthy, delicious Mediterranean food. Fried, grilled, steamed & always fresh. 61 Section St., Fairhope • 928-4321 Joe Cain Café ($) Sandwiches, soups, salads & more. High quality food with a view 3762 Airport Blvd. • 725-1177 3300 River Rd. • 973-9070 Cammie’s Old Dutch ($) Pizzas, sandwiches, cocktails. 41 West I-65 Service Rd. N Suite 150. 107 St. Francis St • 444-0200 Abba’s Mediterranean Cafe ($-$$) The Bluegill ($-$$) Mobile’s classic ice cream spot. 26 N. Royal St. • 338-2000 The Sunflower Cafe ($) Dumbwaiter ($$-$$$) Beef, lamb & seafood. A historic seafood dive w/ live music. 3775 2511 Old Shell Rd. • 471-1710 Judy’s Place ($-$$) Inside Virginia’s Health Food Serving local seafood & produce 4356 Old Shell Rd. • 340-6464 Hwy. 98 • 625-1998 Carpe Diem ($) Home cooking. 3055 A Dauphin St • 479-3200 167 Dauphin St. • 458-9573 Istanbul Grill ($) Bonefish Grill ($$) Deli foods, pastries & specialty drinks. 4054 Government St. • 665-4557 Tin Roof ($-$$) FIVE ($$) Authentic Turkish & Mediterranean Eclectic dining & space. 4072 Old Shell Rd. • 304-0448 Loda Bier Garten ($) Southern casual family dining Great food and cocktails 3702 Airport Blvd. • 461-6901 6955 Airport Blvd. • 633-7196 Chat-A-Way Cafe ($) Pub food and draft beers 10800 US hwy 31 • 621-4995 609 Dauphin St. • 308-3105 Jerusalem Cafe ($-$$) BOUDREAUX’S CAJUN GRILL ($-$$) Quiches & sandwiches. 251 Dauphin St • 287-6871 TP Crockmiers ($) Kitchen on George ($-$$) Mobile’s oldest Middle Eastern cuisine. Quality Cajun & New Orleans Cuisine. 4366 Old Shell Rd. • 343-9889 Mama’s ($) American Restaurant & Bar Contemporary American food. 5773 Airport Blvd. • 304-1155 29249 US Highway 98 Daphne. • 621-1991 Chicken Salad Chick ($) Slap your mama good home cooking. 250 Dauphin St. • 476-1890 351A George & Savannah St. • 436-8890 Kan Zaman ($-$$) Cravin Cajun/DIP Seafood($) Chicken Salad, Salad & Soup. 220 Dauphin St. • 432-6262 Three Georges Candy Shop ($) Legacy Bar & Grill ($$$) Mediterranean food and hookah Po-boys, salads & seafood. 2370 S. Hillcrest Rd. Unit R • 660-0501 Mars Hill Cafe ($) Light lunch with Southern flair. American, Seafood,Stekhouse. 326 Azalea Rd • 229-4206 1870 Dauphin Island Pkwy • 287-1168 5753 Old Shell Road • 408-3236, Great sandwiches, coffee & more. 226 Dauphin St. • 433-6725 9 Du Rhu Dr. S. • 341-3370 Mediterranean Sandwich Company ($) Ed’s Seafood Shed ($$) 1802 US Hwy 98 Suite F• 625-1092 1087 Downtowner Blvd. • 643-1611 Tropical Smoothie ($) MaGhee’s Grill on the Hill ($-$$) Great & quick. Fried seafood served in hefty portions. Chi-Town Dawgz ($) Mary’s Southern Cooking ($) Great smoothies, wraps & sandwiches. Great lunch & dinner. 274 Dauphin St. • 545-3161 3382 Hwy. 98 • 625-1947 Chicago Style Eatery 3011 Springhill Ave. • 476-2232 Du Rhu Dr. • 378-5648 3607 Old Shell Rd. • 445-8700 2502 Schillinger Rd. Ste. 2 • 725-0126 Felix’s Fish Camp ($$) 1222 Hillcrest Rd. • 461-6599 Micheli’s Cafe ($) 570 Schillinger Road • 634-3454 Noble South ($$) 6890 US-90 (Daphne) • 621-2271 Upscale dining with a view. Cream and Sugar ($) 6358 Cottage Hill Rd. • 725-6917 Uncle Jimmy’s Delicious Hotdogs ($) Local ingredients Mint Hookah Bistro ($) 1420 Hwy. 98 • 626-6710 Coffee, breakfast, lunch, dessert McSharry’s ($-$$) 2550 Dauphin Island Pkwy S. • 307-5328 203 Dauphin St. • 690-6824 Great Mediterranean food. Fisherman’s Legacy ($) 351 George St #B • 405-0003 Authentic Irish Pub Warehouse Bakery & Donuts ($) NoJa ($$-$$$) 5951 Old Shell Rd. • 450-9191 Deli, market and catering. Dauphin St. Cafe ($) 101 N. Bancroft St • 990-5100 Coffee and donuts Inventive & very fresh cuisine. Ollie’s Mediterranean Grill ($-$$) 4380 Halls Mill Rd. • 665-2266 Hot Lunch, daily menu (Inside Via) Miko’s Italian Ice ($) 759 Nichols Avenue, Fairhope • 928-7223 6 N. Jackson St. • 433-0377 Mediterranean restaurant and hookah The Grand Mariner ($-$$) 1717 Dauphin St. • 470-5231 Hotdogs Sandwiches & Cool Treats Wild Wing Station ($) Osman’s Restaurant ($$) 1248 Hillcrest St • 634-9820 Local seafood & produce. D’ Michael’s ($) 3371 Dauphin Island Pkwy • 300–4015 1500 Gov’t St. • 287-1526 Supreme European cuisine. 6036 Rock Point Rd. • 443-5700 Philly cheese steaks, gyros & more. Momma Goldberg’s Deli ($) Yak the Kathmandu Kitchen ($-$$) 2579 Halls Mill Rd. • 479-0006 The Harbor Room ($-$$) 7101-A Theodore Dawes Rd. • 653-2979 Sandwiches & Momma’s Love. Authentic foods from Himalayan region. Royal Scam ($$) FAR EASTERN FARE Unique seafood. Delish Bakery and Eatery ($) 3696 Airport Blvd. • 344-9500 3210 Dauphin St. • 287-0115 Gumbo, Angus beef & bar. Bamboo bistro ($$) 64 S. Water St. • 438-4000 Great desserts & hot lunch. 5602 Old Shell Rd. • 287-6556 400 Eastern Shore Center • 459-2862 72. S. Royal St. • 432-SCAM (7226) 3662 Airport Blvd. • 378-5466 Half Shell Oyster House ($) 23 Upham St. • 473-6115 Montego’s ($-$$) Ruth’s Chris Steak House ($$$) Bamboo fusion ($$) 3654 Airport Blvd. • 338-9350 Dew Drop Inn ($) Fresh Caribbean-style food & craft beer. Exceptional service & taste. 2400 Airport Blvd. • 307-5535 Lucy B. Goode ($$) Classic burgers, hotdogs & setting. 6601 Airport Blvd. • 634-3445 ‘CUE 271 Glenwood St. • 476-0516 Bamboo steakhouse ($$) Gulf Coast cuisine, reinvented. 1808 Old Shell Rd. • 473-7872 225 Dauphin Street • 375-1576 Backyard Cafe & BBQ ($) Sage Restaurant ($$) Sushi Bar. 200 E. 25th Ave., Gulf Shores • 967-5858 Dunkin Donuts ($) Mostly Muffins ($) Home cookin’ like momma made. Inside the Mobile Marriott. 650 Cody Rd. S • 300-8383 Lulu’s ($$) 3101 Airport Blvd. • 476-6400 Donuts, coffee and sandwiches Muffins, coffee & wraps. 2804 Springhill Ave. • 473-4739 Bangkok thai ($-$$) Live music & great seafood. Saisho ($-$$) 1976 Michigan Ave • 442-4846 105 Dauphin St. • 433-9855 BAR-B-QUING WITH MY HONEY ($$) Delicious, traditional Thai cuisine. 200 E. 25th Ave., Gulf Shores • 967-5858 Modern gastropub inspired by Japanese kitchen 3876 Airport Blvd • 219-7369 Newk’s Express Cafe ($) BBQ, burgers, wings & seafood 3821 Airport Blvd. • 344-9995 Mudbugs at the loop ($) 455 Dauphin St • 433-0376 505 Schillinger Rd. S. • 442-4845 Oven-baked sandwiches & more. 19170 Hwy 43 Mt. Vernon. • 839-9927 Banzai Japanese Restaurant ($$) Cajun Kitchen & seafood market. Union ($$$) 29160 US Hwy 98 • 621-2228 252 Azalea Rd. • 341-3533, Brick Pit ($) Traditional sushi & lunch. 2005 Government St. • 478-9897 Premium steaks & burgers. E Wing House ($) 1335 Satchel Page Dr. Suite C. • 287-7356 A favorite barbecue spot. 312 Schillinger Rd. • 633-9077 Ralph & Kacoo’s ($-$$) 659 Dauphin St. • 432-0300 195 S University Suite H • 662-1829 7440 Airport Blvd. • 633-0096 5456 Old Shell Rd. • 343-0001 Benjas ($) The Seafood Restaurant! Von’s Bistro ($-$$) Firehouse Subs ($) 30500 State Hwy 181 #132 • 625-6544 Cotton State BBQ ($) Thai & Sushi 1595 Battleship Pkwy • 626-0045 Panini Pete’s ($) Seafood, Asian and American Cuisine 5369 D Hwy 90 W • 661-5100 Hot subs, cold salads & catering. Downtown Lunch 69 St. Michael St • 375-1113 R&R Seafood ($-$$) 6300 Grelot Rd. • 631-3730 Original sandwich and bake shop. 101 N. Conception St. • 545-4682 Charm ($-$$) Laid-back eatery and fish market 42 ½ Section St., Fairhope • 929-0122 Tamara’s Downtown ($$) Thai kitchen and sushi bar Five Guys Burgers & Fries ($) Dickey’s Barbecue Pit ($-$$) 1477 Battleship Pkwy. • 621-8366 102 Dauphin St. • 405-0031 Casual fine dining. 960 Schillinger Rd. S • 660-4470 Burgers, milkshakes & fries BBQ and more. River Shack ($-$$) Pat’s Downtown Grill ($) 104 N. Section St., Fairhope • 929-2219 Cuisine of india ($$) 4401 Old Shell Rd. • 447-2394 Bar food Jubilee Sq.Ctr. Hwy 90, Daphne • 210-2151 The Trellis Room ($$$) Lunch Buffet Seafood, burgers & steaks. 4363 Airport Blvd. • 661-0071 271 Dauphin St • 438-9585 McGowin Park Ctr. Satchel Paige Dr. • 471-1050 Contemporary Southern Cuisine 3674 Airport Blvd. • 341-6171 6120 Marina Dr., Dog River • 443-7318.

20 | LAGNIAPPE | September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 Tin Top Restaurant & Oyster Bar ($$) Wings, seafood, burgers and beer Comfort food. Trattoria Pizza & Italian ($$) Mexican cuisine. 850 Bayview Ave. Biloxi-- • 888-946-2847 Seafood, Steaks, & extensive wine list. 7721 Airport Blvd. Suite E-180 • 639-6832 1716 Main St. Ste. C, Daphne • 281-2982 Italian food & pizzas. 3977 Gov’t Blvd. • 660-4970 Thirty-Two ($$$) 6232 Bon Secour Hwy County Rd. 10. • Mancis ($) Macaroni Grill ($$) 11311 US HIghway 31 Spanish Fort• 375-0076 TaquerIa Mexico ($-$$) Seafood, steaks, wine 949-5086 Burgers. Small plates, pizzas, pastas and wine Uncle Maddio’s Pizza Joint ($) Authentic Mexican flavor. Tien ($-$$) Wintzell’s Oyster House ($-$$) 1715 Main St. • 375-0543 3250 Airport Blvd. • 450-4556 Homemade pizza & gourmet salads 3733 Airport Blvd. • 414-4496 Interactive Asian dining Fresh seafood for over 75 years McSharry’s Irish Pub ($) Mellow Mushroom ($) 7765 Airport Blvd. • 639-5010 High Tide Café ($) 605 Dauphin St. • 432-4605 Brilliant Reubens & Fish-N-Chips. Pies & awesome beer selection. Via Emilia ($$) Casual & relaxing, extensive menu. 6700 Airport Blvd. • 341-1111 101 N. Brancroft St. Fairhope • 990-5100 2032 Airport Blvd. • 471-4700 Homemade pastas & pizzas made daily. NO GAMBLING 1208 Shelton Beach Rd., Saraland • 442-3335 Mug Shots ($$) 5660 Old Shell Rd. • 380-1500 5901 Old Shell Rd. • 342-3677 CASINO FARE ISLAND VIEW: 805 S. Mobile St. • 929-2322 Bar & Grill. 29698 Frederick Blvd, Daphne • 621-3911 BEAU RIVAGE: 3300 W. Beach Blvd. Biloxi • 877-774-8439 6255 Airport Blvd. • 447-2514 Navco Pizza ($$) 875 Beach Blvd. Biloxi • 888-952-2582 Beach Blvd Steamer ($) Old 27 Grill ($) Pizza, subs & pasta. OLÉ MI AMIGO! BR Prime ($$-$$$) Carter Green Steakhouse ($$-$$$) Rich traditions, steak, seafood IS THE GAME ON? Burgers, dogs & 27 beers & wines. 1368 ½ Navco Rd.• 479-0066 Aztecas ($-$$) Fine dining establishment. Ashland Midtown Pub ($-$$) 19992 Hwy.181 Old County Rd. Fairhope • 281-2663 Picklefish ($$) Taste of Mexico Coast Restaurant ($-$$) C&G Grille ($) Large breakfast, lunch or dinner menu. Pizzas, pastas, & calzones. Lucky’s Irish Pub ($) Pizza, sandwiches & salads. 5452 Hwy 90 W • 661-5509 Burger, wings, pizza 245-A Old Shell Rd. • 479-3278 Irish pub fare & more. 5955 Old Shell Rd.• 344-9899 Café Del Rio ($-$$) Jia ($-$$) PALACE CASINO: Baumhower’s ($) 3692 Airport Blvd • 414-3000 Papa’s Place ($$) Mouth watering Mexican food Exotic cuisine and sushi 158 Howard Ave. Biloxi • 800-725-2239 Wings, burgers, pub grub WeMos ($) A Taste of Italy . BYOB. 1175 Battleship Pkwy • 625-2722 Stalla ($$) Mignon’s ($$$) 6880 US-90 #14, Daphne • 625-4695 Wings, tenders, hotdogs & sandwiches. 28691 U.S. Highway 98 • 626-1999 Italian cooking Cinco de Mayo ($) Steaks, seafood, fine wine Bishop’s ($) 312 Schillinger Rd. • 633-5877 Pinzone’s Italian Downtown ($$) Mexican cuisine Terrace Cafe ($) Italian, catering, to-go. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, late night Place Buffet ($-$$) A southern grill & bar. 260 Azalea Rd. • 375-1095 Interactive Asian dining 3673 Airport Blvd. • 344-2131 312 Fairhope Ave, Fairhope • 990-5535 Dauphin St. Taqueria ($) HARD ROCK CASINO: Stacked Grill ($-$$) Buffalo Wild Wings ($) MAMA MIA! Pinzone’s Italian Village ($$) Enchiladas, tacos, & authentic fare. 777 Beach Blvd.Biloxi • 877-877-6256 Burgers and everything in between Best wings & sporting events. Buck’s Pizza ($$) Authentic Italian dishes 661 Dauphin St. • 432-2453 Half Shell Oyster House ($-$$) 6341 Airport Blvd. • 378-5955 Delivery. 312 Fairhope Ave, Fairhope • 990-5535 Fuego ($-$$) Seafood TREASURE BAY: Butch Cassidy’s ($) 350 Dauphin St. • 431-9444 Ravenite ($) Outstanding Mexican cuisine. Hard Rock Café ($) 1980 Beach Blvd. Biloxi • 800-747-2839 Famous burgers, sandwiches & wings. Cortland’s Pizza Pub ($-$$) Pizza, Pasta, Salad & more 2066 Old Shell Rd. • 378-8621 American fare & rockin’ memorabilia. The Den ($-$$) 60 N. Florida St. • 450-0690 Great pizza. Lunch & dinner. 102 N. Section St. • 929-2525 Hacienda San Miguel ($-$$) Ruth’s Chris Steak House ($$$) Intimate & casual with daily specials. 4356 Old Shell Road • 342-0024 Pizzeria Delfina ($) Callaghan’s Irish Social Club ($) Taste of Mexico Exceptional service & taste. CQ ($$-$$$) Burgers & beer. Gambino Brothers ($) Pizza & Pasta 880 Schillinger Rd. S. • 633-6122, Satisfaction ($-$$) Elegant atmosphere & tantalizing entrees. Homemade pastas & sandwiches. 107 Dauphin St. • 375-1644 916 Charleston St. • 433-9374 5805 US 90 • 653-9163 Southern favorites buffet Blu ($) Gulf Coast Wings ($-$$) 873 Hillcrest Ave. • 344-8115 Roma Cafe ($-$$) Los Arcos ($) Lounge with cocktails & tapas menu. Gambino’s Italian Grill ($) Pasta, salad and sandwiches. Wings, beers and drinks Quaint Mexican restaurant. HARRAH’S GULF COAST: 7143 Airport Blvd. • 341-7217 1850 Airport Blvd • 471-5520 Italian, Steaks & Seafood. 5556 Old Shell Rd. • 345-7484 280 Beach Blvd. Biloxi • 288-436-2946 WIND CREEK CASINO: 18 Laurel Ave. Fairhope • 990-0995 Heroes Sports Bar & Grille ($) Romano’s macaroni grill ($$) La Cocina ($) Magnolia House ($$-$$$) 303 Poarch Rd. Atmore • 866-946-3360 Sandwiches & cold beer. Guido’s ($$) Springdale Mall 3250 Airport Blvd. • 450-4556 Authentic Mexican cuisine. Fine dining, seafood and steaks Fire ($$-$$$) 273 Dauphin St. • 433-4376 Fresh cuisine nightly on menu. Tamara’s Bar & Grill ($) 4633 Airport Blvd. • 342-5553 Flavors Buffet ($-$$) Prime steaks, seafood & wine. Hillcrest & Old Shell Rd. • 341-9464 1709 Main St., Daphne • 626-6082 Wings, po-boys, burgers. Maria Bonita agave All you can eat buffet Grill ($) Hurrican Grill & Wings ($-$$) La rossO ($$) 210 Eastern Shore Center, Hwy. 98 • 929-0002 bar & grill ($-$$) IP CASINO: Contemporary & old-fashioned favorites.

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ANG BAHAY KUBO — THE NIPA HOUSE Global influence shines 4513 OLD SHELL ROAD MOBILE, AL 36608 at Mobile’s only Filipino restaurant 251-473-0007 BY ANDY MACDONALD/CUISINE EDITOR | [email protected] Photo | Yelp have never in my life, until now, had the pleasure of experiencing Filipino food. As a teacher I have had many students over the years, mostly children, with Filipino heritage to whom I have become somewhat close. When I have explained to them that I am a food writer and am interested in their cuisine the surprised teens and tweens Dishes such as sigsig (left), a mix of diced pork, onions and chili peppers and lumpia peer over their fiddles and guitars with a puzzled look, (right), demonstrate the global influence of Filipino cuisine. Ialways saying “There’s not a good way to explain it.” The parents of these kids usually point me in the direction ish influence as Ashley and I openly called him a nerd when we egary at the same time. This sauce should be bottled. The meat reached our destination. was a little tough but got better with every bite. Maybe it’s There actually is a Spanish influence to their style of cook- intended to be that way. With a choice of two sides Rob was in OF COURSE THE ASIAN INFLUENCE IS ing. But that’s not all. Yes, Magellan made his way over to the high cotton as the garlic rice was well done and the salad came Philippines in the 16th century and trade began with the rest of with extraordinary and different tasting balsamic vinaigrette. REALLY PRESENT, ESPECIALLY FROM the world. I was gingerly guided towards the Sigsig ($12.98). This was THE CHINESE. IF YOU DO A LITTLE SEARCH- Of course the Asian influence is really present, especially a mix of diced pork, onions and chili peppers with a pungent from the Chinese. If you do a little searching you will find aroma that went well with my rice and mixed vegetables of ING YOU WILL FIND THAT TRADE ROUTES ALSO that trade routes also brought an influence from Thailand and zucchini and carrots. Altogether it made for an oddly good Indonesia. Later on the islands would even be influenced by mock paella/jambalaya that is not at all hot by most Asian BROUGHT AN INFLUENCE FROM THAILAND AND culinary advancements from Mexico and the Americas. standards. It was plentiful and good enough that I had to take INDONESIA. LATER ON THE ISLANDS WOULD So my little Filipino friends were right the leftovers home. to show me their puzzled looks when asked For kicks I also ordered an extra side EVEN BE INFLUENCED BY CULINARY ADVANCE- about the food their mothers and grand- of fried okra ($2). Served in a neat little mothers cook for them. If there is a style of stand with a side of what I guess is ranch MENTS FROM MEXICO AND THE AMERICAS.” cuisine that is fusion (pardon the “f” word) from the hidden valley of the Philippines I or a melting pot of styles then this is it. wasn’t sure why this was on the menu, but Entering the familiar building we noticed I’VE LEARNED THAT I was glad it was. It was just classic fried a chalkboard with their Tagalog Word of FILIPINO FOOD IS NOT okra. of Birmingham or Atlanta. “There’s a place,” they say, “in the Day. I can’t remember the word to save The boss lady Ashley nabbed what Pensacola that is pretty good.” Admittedly I have not gotten my life, but one look at their Facebook page VERY SPICY LIKE SOME was my favorite dish in the Bicol Express the travel bug enough to go on a quest for the cuisine of the and you’ll find plenty of examples such as ($15.50). You can see a touch of Thai influ- Philippines but my interest in the food was always there. Salamat (thank you). OTHER ASIAN STYLES. ence or perhaps Indian in this one as shrimp So here we are in 2016 and Mobile has the first (that I am A couple of waters and an unsweet tea IT’S ALMOST is cooked in “spicy” coconut milk. It also aware of) Filipino restaurant! Located on Old Shell Road be- later our waitress was steering us in the went well with the rice and mixed veg- hind The Holiday in the former Shamrock, Rose and Thistle/ direction of appetizers and entrees that REFRESHING TO FIND IT etables but between the three of us tasting The House location, Ang Bahay Kubo-The Nipa House is were the best examples of authentic native each other’s food there was nothing left to breaking new ground, figuratively speaking. cuisine. We began as she suggested without THIS WAY. take home. This lunch and dinner spot is still in the semi-early stages hesitation with Lumpia ($7.90) which are I’ve learned that Filipino food is not but the place looks better than ever. I must warn you that I definitely a Chinese influenced item. These very spicy like some other Asian styles. It’s normally wait for a restaurant to be open a little longer before smallish crispy eggrolls were chopped into almost refreshing to find it this way. The I swoop in for a review, but my desire to try Filipino food bite-sized pieces and served with a sweet and sour sauce. Filled focus is on the flavor, and of course anyone can add heat. Yes, forced me to throw caution to the wind as I called up the two with pork and veggies, they tasted familiar yet slightly different it’s hard to put your finger on what makes it indigenous to that bosses for a quick and easy lunch date. and kind of reminded me of Vietnamese eggrolls which were particular country but I would try to describe it as heavy on the Ashley and Rob showed up on my doorstep at 11:30 a.m. delicious. pork with a tropical and slight Spanish tilt to it. on an unseasonably warm Friday. We made the short drive Kubo pork bbq ($12.50) caught the attention of Rob. I Ang Bahay Cubo may be our first Filipino restaurant but listening to satellite radio and discussing the idea of a cuisine have to say his dish was exceptional. The pork is marinated and I hope it won’t be our last. I have one word for it: Masarap about which we each knew nothing. Rob pondered the Span- basted in a Filipino style sauce that is sweet and a little vin- (delicious)!

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he Melting Pot of Mobile has announced its latest Air boulevards. This seven-course meal hosted by the Mo- promotion and fans of wine and fondue should get bile Restaurant Association will begin with a reception at 6 ready. Their Uncorked series began Sept. 20 and will p.m. and dinner will begin at 7 p.m. continue through Nov. 15. Each course will be served with the appropriate bever- TThis celebration is a pairing of left coast wines (mostly age, and you can bet some of Mobile’s finest restaurants California and a couple from Washington) with specific will be represented. limited time menu items. Guests will have three different Tickets for the event are $100 per person or you can ways to experience this wine tasting adventure. purchase a table of eight for $750. Proceeds are going to Simply put, the Wine Tasting Experience is a sampling a scholarship fund for the Murphy High School Culinary of 1 ounce pours of seven different wines in the bar area program so that students may pursue higher education in with a “Partner in Wine” board of cheeses, fruit, nuts and the culinary arts. chocolate. There is an option for an eighth pour for an ad- If you’d like to be a part of this longstanding event con- ditional fee. tact Christi Silbernagel via email at casilber@southernco. The Four Course Pairing Experience is a bit deeper. com or call directly at 251-694-2575. A social media page Here the guests will be in the dining room with three core should be up soon. menu items and a fourth course of a new chocolate fondue. These are larger pours expertly paired with a different wine Oyster cook-off around the corner for each course. It’s never too early to discuss the Hangout Oyster Cook- The Mini Tasting Experience will be the guest’s choice off. This year’s version is starting to shape up. The bad of three of the seven wines in the regular tasting experi- news is we won’t get to enjoy it until Nov. 4-5. ence. This can be enjoyed with your meal in the dining Acclaimed chefs are already signing on. James Beard room. Award winners Mike Lata and Jason Stanhope are on board Photo | Facebook The newly reopened Melting Pot at 840 Montlimar as well as James Beard Semi-finalist David Bancroft. Elliot Drive had such a successful pre-opening night that they Moss and Annie Petry are making splashes in the culinary managed to raise $2,000 for the Collins Marie Carr Memo- world and of course Martie Duncan will be leading the rial Garden at USA Children’s and Women’s Hospital. charge. Expect more good things to come. Expect music by Jamell Richardson, Chase Bryant and THE HANGOUT OYSTER COOK-OFF FEATURES Shelby Brown as well as a Tribute to David Bowie at the BOUTIQUE OYSTERS ON THE HALF-SHELL AS Taste of Mobile announces October date Craft Beer Festival. I’m already ready. More news to come. The 39th annual Taste of Mobile will be held Tuesday WELL AS DOZENS OF COOKED RECIPES FROM CELEBRITY CHEFS Oct. 18 at the Mobile Marriott located at Airport and Bel Recycle! AND LOCAL RESTAURANTS NOV. 4-5 IN GULF SHORES.

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Crossing their Ts A new vision knows that Shannon’s shoes are big shoes to fill.” Seether is back on the road while fine-tuning their Blind Melon keeps Shannon Hoon’s mu- These days, Blind Melon’s live shows are few and far between. They’ve only released one album of new In the early days of the alt. rock revolution, Blind material with Warren, 2008’s “For My Friends.” But Melon crafted a sound that existed in some galaxy light when they do perform, fans old and new flock to their years away from other bands featured on mainstream stage. radio. This L.A. band won over a legion of fans with a Thorn describes Hoon’s work as being “real songs balance of classic and alt. rock, creeping into the music about real people” that have a connective power with scene with their haunting smash hit “No Rain,” part of the the listener. With both old and new material, they’ve soundtrack defining Generation X. also taken a timeless approach to studio production, Their self-titled debut was a critical success, showcas- employing analog methods used by classic rock leg- ing beautiful rock anthems such as “Tones of Home” ends such as Led Zeppelin and The Rolling Stones. and “Change.” Their sophomore effort “Soup” and its “There are no tricks,” said Thorn. “It’s five guys initial single “Galaxy” was equally well-received, but the playing real instruments and playing rock ‘n’ roll untimely death of vocalist Shannon Hoon brought Blind together. I think that never feels dated, when it’s done Melon’s rise to a halt. right. When you write songs that connect with people, While the band still desired to perform, guitarist Chris- those are songs that can live on for a long time.” topher Thorn admits reviving Blind Melon was a chal- The TenSixtyFive crowd shouldn’t be surprised to lenge. Finding a vocalist who delivered lyrics matching hear something new from the band. Thorn says they Hoon’s “sentiment and spirit” was difficult, Thorn said, have been trading “riffs and partial songs” over the but eventually they crossed paths with Travis Warren. internet, but recording has been a problem. Band: Seether Warren was the only person to come close to Hoon’s Thorn and bassist Brad Smith both have separate music projects. Drummer Glen Graham is an artist, Date: Sat., Oct. 1 at 8:45 p.m. • Stage: Wind Creek Casino emotion and energy, plus, he was a zealous Hoon fan himself. and lead guitarist Rogers Stevens is an attorney. But “Travis is the first person to say to the audience, ‘Hey, they all still have a passion for music. look, I wish that I was in the audience watching Shannon “The band is in a good place now,” Thorn said. For more than a decade, Seether has dominated mainstream rock radio with tonight, but he’s not here, and I’m gonna do the best job “We’re playing great, and we’re all good friends. It numerous hits, not limited to “Fine Again” and “Gasoline” from its 2002 debut that I can do,’” Thorn said. “Travis is the biggest fan. He feels good to get out and play. We would love to work album “Disclaimer.” Over the years, Seether has made Mobile one of its regular feels honored and lucky to be singing these songs, but he on some new material.” tour stops, but their last was in 2011, traveling in support of the album “Holding Onto Strings Better Left to Fray.” They opened for Three Doors Down last summer before taking a short hiatus, but drummer John Humphrey said Seether is excited to return. “We are ultimately a live touring band,” he said. “We’re looking forward to coming back. It’s been a down year for us. We’ve been working on a new album and done a handful of shows. This will be a rare opportunity to play in 2016. So, this will be a special one.” Humphrey said the currently untitled album began with vocalist/guitarist Shaun Morgan bringing 22 songs into a Nashville studio, “Seetherizing” them, then choosing 15 for the final cut. It’s their longest album to date. “I think the last album (2014’s “Isolate & Medicate”) we cut it down to 10 (tracks),” Humphrey explained. “It’s always good to have some extra tracks for any situation that might arrive. It might be on a soundtrack or a B-side or be a fan release situation. So, we always like to have a little extra, and we were able to do that this time.” The band is producing the album in-house with engineer Matt Hyde (Deftones, Monster Magnetic) at the mixing board. Humphrey said the band’s years of experi- ence has allowed them to evolve, but the new album draws from their past. “To me, ‘Disclaimer’ is a straight-ahead rock album with no frills,” he said. “It’s guitar, bass, drums and the band as you hear it live. We returned to that with this, sonically. It’s just a band as you’d hear it. It’s a very organic and live album. It’s the band being the band, but it has the musical maturity of ‘Isolate.’ But TenSixtyFive will be treated to existing material. Humphrey said the band prefers to release albums prior to debuting new songs live, but he indicated the band would be touring extensively next year. Band: Blind Melon “Eventually, we’ll have the first single out, and we’re on tour next year,” he Date: Fri., Sept. 30 at 7 p.m. • Stage: Jake Peavey Founda- said. “Trust me, there were be a lot of new music premiered.”

26 | LAGNIAPPE | September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 Comin’ back around Good vibrations again Dirty Heads bringing its West Coast dub back to where they One of the highlights of the inaugural Ten- describes the album as a nod to the band’s past. SixtyFive — which filled the void last year after “From the first album to now, we’ve figured out BayFest’s sudden cancellation — was a high-energy who we are as a band,” he said. “We figured out set from West Coast dub superstars Sublime with where we’re at, and we found ourselves.” Rome. For this year’s installment, Dirty Heads’ may While using their older material as a foundation, establish a dub tradition at TenSixtyFive, with a Dirty Heads aimed to demonstrate their growth performance promising to be one of the most excit- and experience. To record “Dirty Heads,” the band ing of the weekend. recruited an extensive production team from ex- This group from Huntington Beach used its tremely different backgrounds. adrenalized mix of reggae and hip-hop to establish Notables such as Da Internz (Rihanna, Nicki itself, releasing its debut album “Any Port in a Minaj), Drew Pearson (Katy Perry, Zac Brown Storm” in September 2008, 20 years after Sublime’s Band), David Kahne (Lana Del Rey, The Strokes), formation. Vocalist/guitarist Duddy B. said he was Jimmy Harry (Madonna, Diplo) and Jonas Jeberg not surprised that the West Coast Dub scene has had (Demi Lovato, Fifth Harmony) joined the studio staying power and increasing popularity. He noted effort. Duddy B. says the experience created a the style of music spreads a positive vibe to fans, dynamic recording environment they intend to while also allowing casual reggae fans to expand recreate for future albums. beyond Bob Marley’s “Legend.” “You learn a lot, and you grow a lot,” he said. “I “Up until Sublime blew up, [Bob Marley] is all think we’ll always do that from here on out. Every they knew,” Duddy B. said “I think Sublime really album, we’re going to write with as many people as opened up people’s eyes to more out there. There’s we can.” Band: Moon Taxi a lot of good stuff. The movement has definitely Duddy B. said crowds at shows earlier this sum- Date: Fri., Sept. 30, 8:30 p.m.-10 p.m. • Stage: Jake Peavey grown a lot, since we started. It’s been fun to mer have reacted positively to the effort and the watch.” new music has invigorated the band’s live perfor- The band is currently on tour performing songs mance. There’s no law against it, but the lineup for a Southeastern music festival shouldn’t be from their self-titled, fifth studio album, released in “It’s always great to see how they react,” he said. considered complete without an ambassador from Nashville. With recent performances at July. The nostalgic anthem “That’s All I Need,” the “The feedback has been great. Everybody is digging Hangout Fest and Soul Kitchen, the Music City’s Moon Taxi has become a regional favor- album’s first single, was released in May. Duddy B. the album, so we’re stoked.” ite, delivering a dreamy style of indie pop filled with flawless vocals and versatile arrange- ments. Moon Taxi has spent the past year promoting their latest release “Daybreaker,” which has gathered new listeners with memorable tracks such as “All Day All Night.” In the midst of touring in support of “Daybreaker,” Moon Taxi surprised its fan base with the release of their live album “New Year’s Eve 2015,” documenting the seventh anniver- sary of a cherished band tradition. Each New Year’s Eve, the band loads its gear onto the stage at Nashville’s War Memorial Auditorium for an evening that guitarist/vocalist Spencer Thomson describes as filled with a “feeling of vitality and nostalgia.” According to Thomson, the live album documents the positive musical “looseness” of a Moon Taxi show, demonstrating a greater volume and “visceral impact” compared to a studio recording. “We just planned the show to be the best possible show it could be for the people who were there for that night,” said Thomson. “I honestly don’t think anyone on stage was really even thinking about the fact that it was being recorded.” Moon Taxi’s TenSixtyFive set will not be the only chance to hear the band Sept. 30. At 11 p.m., their alter ego, People of the Sun, will perform an entire set as Rage Against the Machine at Soul Kitchen ($20 tickets sold separately). According to Thomson, their tribute project is not an easy task. “It requires quite a bit of energy and focus to pull off [Rage Against the Machine] music,” says Thomson. “It forces us out of our comfort zone and is kind of a cathartic, therapeutic exercise in releasing tension and anger in a healthy, non-destructive way.” Thomson says the band plans to maintain its momentum, touring in support of “Day- Band: Dirty Heads breaker” while also compiling new material for its follow-up. Thomson says that their fans Date: Sat., Oct. 1 at 8 p.m. • Stage: Jake Peavey Founda- can look forward to “bright, shiny things” in 2017.

September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 | LAGNIAPPE | 27 1 219 RESTAURANT 14 BUCK’S PIZZA 25 THE GALLEY 38 THE MERRY WIDOW 50 RIVERVIEW PLAZA HOTEL 63 WINTZELL’S OYSter house 2 A&M PEANUT SHOP 15 CALLAGHAN’S IRISH SOCIAL CLUB 26 THE GARAGE 39 MOE’S ORIGINAL BAR-B-QUE 51 THE ROYAL SCAM 64 Xcite club and lounge 3 THE ADMIRAL SEMMES HOTEL 16 CRESCENT THEATER 27 THE HABERDASHER 40 MONTEGO’S CAFE AND BAR 52 SADDLE UP SALOON 4 ALCHEMY 17 DAUPHIN’S 28 HALEY’S BAR 41 THE NOBLE SOUTH 53 SAUCY Q BAR-B-QUE WIND CREEK STAGE 5 THE ATHELSTAN CLUB 18 DRAFT PICKS TAP ROOM/ 29 HAMPTON INN & SUITES 42 NOJA 54 SERDA’S COFFEE CO. The Intersection of Spring Hill Ave. & 6 AZALEA MANOR O’DALY’S IRISH PUB/ 30 HEROES SPORTS BAR & GRILLE 43 OK BICYCLE SHOP/LIQUID SUSHI 55 SHENANIGANS Dauphin St. 7 THE BAR DAUPHIN ST. BLUES COMPANY 31 KITCHEN ON GEORGE LOUNGE/ DAUPHIN ST. TAQUERIA 56 SOUL KITCHEN JAKE PEAVY FOUNDATION STAGE 8 THE BATTLE HOUSE HOTEL 19 DUMBWAITER RESTAURANT 32 LAFAYETTE PLAZA HOTEL 44 OLENSKY BROTHERS 57 SPOT OF TEA The intersection of Government 9 B-BOB’S 20 FIREHOUSE WINE & BAR SHOP 33 THE LISTENING ROOM 45 PANINI PETE’S 58 THE STEEPLE ON ST. FRANCIS Street & South Jackson 10 THE BLIND MULE 21 FIVE MOBILE 34 LODA BIER GARTEN 46 PAPARAZZI HOOKAH LOUNGE 59 TAG BAR & LOUNGE CATHEDRAL SQUARE: 11 BOB’S DOWNTOWN RESTAURANT 22 FLIP SIDE BAR AND PATIO 35 MAMA’S ON DAUPHIN 47 PAT’S DOWNTOWN GRILL 60 T.P. CROCKMIERS Arts/Retail Area 12 BOO RADLEY’S 23 FORT CONDE INN 36 MARKET DAUPHIN 48 PIZZERIA DELPHINA 61 VEETS BAR BIENVILLE SQUARE: 13 BRICKYARD 24 GABRIEL’S DOWNTOWN 37 MAYME’S AT THE MALAGA 49 RED OR WHITE GOURMET 62 VON’S BISTRO Kids Activities/Cafe Stage

FRIDAY, SEPT. 30 • 9-10:30 p.m. • 3:15-4:15 p.m. THE STRUTS — JAKE PEAVY • 3-4 p.m. TROMBONE SHORTY & ORLEANS THE LIZARDS — CAFÉ STAGE FOUNDATION STAGE THE MULLIGAN BROTHERS — • 5:30-6:30 p.m. AVENUE — WIND CREEK CASINO & • 3:30-4:30 p.m. • 7-8 p.m. WIND Creek Casino and Hotel LOS COLONES — JAKE PEAVY HOTEL STAGE THE BLACK CADILLACS — JAKE STARSET — WIND CREEK CASINO STAGE FOUNDATION STAGE • 11 p.m. — Soul Kitchen official PEAVY FOUNDATION STAGE AND HOTEL STAGE • 3:15-4:15 p.m. • 6-7 p.m. after party featuring Moon Taxi as • 4-5 p.m. • 8-9:30 p.m. DONNIE MILLS — CAFÉ STAGE SMOKER’S WORLD (A TRIBUTE People of the Sun WILD FIRE — WIND CREEK CASINO DIRTY HEADS — JAKE PEAVY • 4:30-5:30 p.m. TO PHIFE DAWG) — WIND CREEK AND HOTEL STAGe FOUNDATION STAGE WET WILLIE — WIND CREEK CASINO AND HOTEL STAGE SATURDAY, OCT. 1 • 4:30-5:30 p.m. • 8:45-10 p.m. CASINO AND HOTEL STAGE • 7-8 p.m. DAT B — CAFÉ STAGE SEETHER — WIND CREEK CASINO • 4:30-5:30 p.m. BLIND MELON — JAKE PEAVY • 2-3 p.m. and Hotel Stage INFANT RICHARD AND THE DELTA • 5-6 p.m. PICK OF THE LITTER — CAFÉ FOUNDATION STAGE 7HORSE — JAKE PEAVY FOUNDA- STAGE • 7:30-8:30 p.m. STONES — JAKE PEAVY FOUNDA- SUNDAY, OCT. 2 TION STAGE TION STAGE • 5:45-6:45 p.m. — BLACK JOE LEWIS & THE HON- • 5:30-6:30 p.m. • 1:30-2:30 p.m. THE STRING SLINGERS — CAFÉ EYBEARS — WIND CREEK CASINO • 2-3 p.m. PAW PAW’S MEDICINE CABINET — ACOUSTIC CAFÉ — CAFÉ STAGE ISLANDER STAGE — WIND CREEK STAGE AND HOTEL STAGE WIND CREEK CASINO AND HOTEL • 2:30-3:30 p.m. CASINO AND HOTEL STAGE • 6:15-7:45 p.m. • 8:30-10 p.m. STAGE LOVE THE HATE — WIND CREEK • 5:45-6:45 p.m. COUNTING CROWS — WIND CREEK MOON TAXI — JAKE PEAVY FOUN- • 2-3 p.m. CASINO AND HOTEL STAGE ROGERWOOD — CAFÉ STAGE CASINO AND HOTEL STAGE SCHEDULE DATION STAGE • 6:30-7:30 p.m. BACK IN ACTION — CAFÉ STAGE

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THE INVINCIBLE CZARS TUE., OCT. 4 AT 7 P.M. CRESCENT THEATER, 208 DAUPHIN ST., WWW.CRESCENTTHEATER.COM | YoutubePhoto | “Nosferatu” TICKETS: $10 AT THE CRESCENT THEATER AND ONLINE

ach year, the Crescent Theater helps the another screening of the silent horror classic “Nosferatu” with Charlie Brown Jazz Christmas. Azalea City get into the spirit of Hallow- a live score provided by The Invincible Czars of Austin, Texas. With influences ranging from Sonic Youth to Danny Elfman, een. In the past, the independent cinema “Nosferatu” is considered one of the most iconic horror movies The Invincible Czars performs a variety of instruments and mu- has reserved October for multiple screen- in film history, and Max Schreck’s portrayal of the vampire sical genres to create a unique musical experience for the audi- ings of “Rocky Horror Picture Show” and Count Orlok is still terrifying. ence. The Invincible Czars’ live score for “Nosferatu” promises classic horror films. For the past three Meanwhile, many music fans in the Mobile area are familiar to be as eerie as Count Orlok’s image on the screen, with a mix years, the Crescent seems to have estab- with The Invincible Czars. In addition to scoring other silent of avant-garde rock and classical sounds including Bela Bar- lished a new tradition. films, the eclectic group has performed their wonderfully off- tok’s “Romanian Folk Dances.” Don’t miss the interview with EThis LoDa theater will start the 2016 Halloween season with beat version of Tchaikovsky’s “Nutcracker Suite” at the annual bandleader Josh Robins in this week’s Artifice column. Bowie tribute band on oyster fest lineup Take a little trip BY STEPHEN CENTANNI/MUSIC EDITOR/[email protected] Those wanting to get away for the weekend should Perhaps no season is as welcome on the hot and humid Gulf Coast as the fall, and these cooler months ending in the letter “R.” Tradi- consider heading west. The Beau Rivage will be featur- tionally, the region recognizes this time as the time to enjoy oysters. The beloved bivalve serves as the guest of honor for The Hangout’s ing an unlikely lineup filled with some of greatest sounds Oyster Cook-Off & Craft Beer Weekend Nov. 4-5. of the 20th century. Chubby Checker pulled the masses Once again, a cavalcade of culinary masters and craft brewers will invade the beachside landmark in an effort to attract as many ap- to the dance floor with a collection of dance-centric pop proving tasters as possible. In addition, a number of live bands will be on hand to provide the event’s soundtrack. hits, giving the world “The Twist,” “The Pony” and the The weekend will begin with an evening filled with craft beer and the sounds of theWham Bam Bowie Band. Rock legend David “Limbo Rock.” Even in the new millennium, Checker Bowie was one of 2016’s many victims. This group will provide an excellent tribute to one of modern music’s most iconic artists. Even is scoring hits like the 2008 single “Knock Down the the staunchest of Bowie fans will have no problem embracing Wham Bam Bowie Band’s set. Walls,” which peaked at No. 1 on the Billboard dance A trio of bands from across the musical spectrum will perform during the Oyster Cook-Off on Saturday. “Gulf Coast Blues Boy” Jamell chart. Richardson will return to The Hangout for a charismatic set of homegrown blues and stellar guitar work. Elberta’s Shelby Brown used her War will bring the glory days of ‘70s funk to the Beau run on the NBC vocal talent show “The Voice.” Now, she will be singing for her local fans. Modern country star Chase Bryant will com- Rivage stage. The West Coast band gathered listen- plete the Oyster Cook-Off’s lineup. Bryant’s fans have been enjoying his latest singles “Little Bit of You” and “Room to Breathe.” ers with its Latin-infused style, which introduced such General and VIP tickets for both events are available now at www.hangoutcookoff.com. timeless hits such as “The Cisco Kid,” “Low Rider” and “Why Can’t We Be Friends.”

THE WHAM BAM BOWIE BAND ARE ON A MISSION TO FAITHFULLY PRESENT DAVID BOWIE’S CLASSIC ROCK HITS AND DIG DEEP INTO HIS 50-YEAR CATALOG. C’mon feel the noise TenSixtyFive attendees will have the opportunity to witness the majesty of one of the local underground scene’s most prolific artists, as Roman Gabriel Todd takes the stage at The Blind Mule Saturday night. Roman Gabriel Todd first darkened souls with the group The Supreme Dispassion. Afterwards, he introduced the world to Roman Gabriel Todd’s Beast Rising Out of the Sea, which featured ace percussionist Benny Devine. Now, Todd is touring with his Man-Alone project. While the names have changed, Todd has maintained his insane mix of intricate junior bass runs, unpredictable rhythm changes and blasphemous anthems. Birmingham’s In Snow will travel south on I-65 to Photo | Facebook spend the evening spreading its sound statewide. Judg- ing from their upcoming album’s premiere single “War Orphan,” this quartet will engulf The Blind Mule in a tidal wave of edgy, apocalyptic prog rock filled ethereal ambi- ent noise.

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THUR. SEPT 29 Lulu’s— Lefty Collins, 5p Jimmie Lee, 6p Alchemy— Wyndridge Main Street Cigar Veets— The Family Farms Brewery Launch Lounge— Wavelength, Jewels, 9p Party, 6p 7:30p Wind Creek Casino— Bluegill— Cary Laine Manci’s— Chris Powell, Reckless, 9p Duo 7p Blues Tavern— Johnny Moe’s BBQ (Daphne) Barbato and the Lucky — The Tree-Oh SUN. OCT 2 Doggs Moe’s BBQ (Foley) — Bluegill— Tim Kinsey, Callaghan’s— Liz Harrison McInnis 12p// Yeah Probably, 6p Cooper and the Moe’s BBQ (OBA) — Blues Tavern— Stampedes Broken Down Car Bamboo Steamer Cockeyed Charlie’s— O’Daly’s— Gene Boudreaux’s Cajun JJ Murrell, Tony Edwards and Grill— Sarah Percy, 6p Cowboys & Angels— David White, 10p Cockeyed Charlie’s— Haystak Concert Pirates Cove— Johnny Jim Wainwright, 10a// DJ Felix’s— Matt and Barbato, 6p Crazy Ivan, 10p Sherry Neese Soul Kitchen— Moon Felix’s— Matt Bush Flora Bama— Davis Taxi, People of the Sun, Flora Bama— Perdido Nix, 2p// Zachery The Burning Peppermints, Brothers Diredrich, 5p/// Gabriel 11p Listening Room— Steeves and Steve Tacky Jacks (Gulf Abe Partridge with Jimmy Wilkerson, 5:30p//// Mark Shores)— Retrobution, Robinson Sherrill, John Joiner, Chris 5:30p Lulu’s— Greg Brown, Newbury, 6p//// Whyte Tacky Jacks (Orange 1p// Albert Simpson, 5p Caps, 10p//// Logan Spicer Beach) — Melissa Tacky Jacks (Gulf and Tony Ray Thompson, Joiner Duo, 12p// Marty Shores)— Lisa Christian, 10:15p McIntosh, 6p 2p Lulu’s— Adam Holt, 5p Traders— Donnie Tacky Jacks (Orange Manci’s— Ross Newell Skidmore & Vicki Bailey, Beach) — Jesse Howell, Tacky Jacks (Orange 9p 12p// Shaggy J, 5p Beach) — Marty Tropics— Cool Rayz, 7p McIntosh, 6p Veets— The Family Veets— Tim Kinsey Jewels, 9p Wind Creek Casino— Wind Creek Casino— MON. OCT 3 Rexton Lee, 8p Reckless, 9p Boudreaux’s Cajun Grill— Blind Dog Mike, 6p Felix’s— David Chastang FRI. SEPT 30 SAT. OCT 1 Flora Bama— Justin Alchemy— Society of Alchemy— Mob Towne Jeansonne, 8p Sin, 10p Revival, 10p All Sports Bar & Beau Rivage— Chubby Billiards— DJ Markie Bhecker & War, 8p Mark, 10p Blind Mule— Roman TUE. OCT 4 Blind Mule— Jullian Gabriel Todd’s Man Alone Bluegill— David Primeaux, 10p Band with In Snow, 10p Chastang Bluegill— Eric Erdman, Bluegill— Cary Laine, Boudreaux’s Cajun 12p// Lee Yankie Trio, 6p 12p// Fat Lincoln, 6p Grill— Jon Maddox, 6p Blues Tavern— Tyler Blues Tavern— Mark Butch Cassidy’s— Mac Band Welborn Band Andy MacDonald Boudreaux’s Cajun Cockeyed Charlie’s— Cockeyed Charlie’s— Grill— Adam Holt DJ Chill, 10p Jordan Brambleyy Cockeyed Charlie’s— Felix’s— Blind Dog Mike Felix’s— Bryant Gilley Chief Slac, 10p Flora Bama— Jack Flora Bama— Tim Crooked Martini— Robertson Show, 5:30p// Kinsey, 8p Journey 2 Mars, 9p Rowdy Johnson Band, 10p Lulu’s— Jimmy Lumpkin, 5p Felix’s— Jimmy Lumpkin Golden Nugget— Moe’s BBQ (Mobile) Duo Herman’s Hermits ft. — Anna McElroy, 6p Flora Bama— Jay Peter Noone, 8p Hawkins Duo, 1p// Lea Hard Rock (Center Anne Creswell, John Bar) — Audio Time WED. OCT 5 Joiner, and Darrel Roberts, Machine, 9p Beau Rivage— 2p/// Davis Nix, 5p//// Hard Rock (Live) — Bowzer’s Rock N’ Roll Sean Gasaway, 5p//// Jack The Monkees, 8p Party, 6p Robertson Show, 5:30p//// IP Casino— Art Blind Mule— Black Hung Jury, 6p//// Lee Garfunkel, 8p Titan with Ese, 10p Yankie Trio, 6p//// Rowdy Listening Room— The Bluegill— Roger Johnson Band, 10p//// Weeping Willows Fleshman Brian Hill Trio, 10:15p//// Lulu’s— Lefty Collins, 5p Boudreaux’s Cajun Smoky Otis Trio, 10:30p Pirates Cove— Cove Grill— Ryan Balthrop, 6p Hard Rock (Center Dog Olympics, 9a Callaghan’s— Phil and Bar) — Audio Time Soul Kitchen— Loaded Foster Machine, 9p Gun & Ben Sremba, Felix’s— Lee Yankee IP Casino— Sinbad, 8p 10:30p Flora Bama— Lee Listening Room— Tacky Jacks (Orange Yankie, 8p Caroline Shines Beach) — Shaggy J, 12p// Lulu’s— Justin Yawn, 5p

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Scoring ‘Nosferatu’ BY KEVIN LEE/ARTS EDITOR/[email protected]

he Invincible Czars look to improve on so we thought it was appropriate,” Robins said. an auspicious mark in early October. The While the Bartok might be peppered through- season is ripe. out the show, the rest is all Czars material. “We scared a kid in Midland [Texas] Months of work began with an initial viewing of Tand a kid in Mobile with a show,” bandleader Josh the film and notes on characters’ motivations and Robins said. emotional beats. The Austin-based musical ensemble has a siz- “For example, there’s scenes where characters able reputation for devising soundtracks to silent look up in the sky or behind them kind of mysteri- movie classics, which included a stint as artists- ously like ‘Is somebody following me?’ They’re in-residence at Texas A&M University. When they getting some sensation from afar Count Orlock is brought “Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde” to Mobile a few possessing them so we use a sound to signify it,” years ago, it proved too effective. Robins said. “We ask the audience before it starts that when- After leitmotif is established and roughly ever Mr. Hyde is on screen to just whisper lightly, scored, Robins uses recordings and midi to get

not necessarily words just it on record. He syncs it Photo | invincibleczars.com whispering noises. It only with the film and the band takes an audience of about 20 watches that version to see if for that to sound really unset- intention meets result. tling,” Robins said. “We also fix stuff on the Robins heard repeated road. In ‘Nosferatu,’ we commotion from a youngster THE INVINCIBLE have a heartbeat sound and in the audience. A band- CZARS LOOK TO I unintentionally made this mate completed the picture loop of my guitar strings afterwards. IMPROVE ON AN thumping that worked at a THE INVINCIBLE CZARS RETURN TO FAIRHOPE AND “Leila [Henley] told performance. So we used it MOBILE OCT. 3-4 FOR TWO PERFORMANCES OF THEIR me later, ‘Did you hear AUSPICIOUS MARK IN every night. There’s a lot of that kid talking? He was EARLY OCTOBER. THE beautiful accidents,” Robins SCORE TO THE SILENT HORROR CLASSIC “NOSFERATU.” saying ‘Grandma this is said. really freaking me out.’ SEASON IS RIPE. Their first Mobile Leila talked to the grand- Bay area performance is masks just sophisticated vampires,” Robins said. mother afterward and she Monday, Oct. 3, 8 p.m. at When he says ‘play,’ it’s understatement. Four musicians incorporate violin, glockenspiel, said ‘I was really surprised Fairhope’s Bone & Barrel organ, flute, bass clarinet, vocals, music box, loops, electric guitar, bass, singing bowl, tambou- how scared he got because he’s seen the movie (311 Fairhope Ave.). The aforementioned Henley rine and other hand percussion. before,’” Robins said. is an Eastern Shore native. The Czars are not the first to score “Nosferatu.” In Mobile alone, progressive rockersAna - Potential shivers are more likely this time. The The Tuesday, Oct. 4 show at the Crescent The- log Missionary performed their own score at the Saenger Theatre nearly 15 years ago. featured film is F. W. Murnau’s German Expres- ater (208 Dauphin St.) starts at 7 p.m. and tickets Robins’ awareness of the worn path prompted his initial resistance. After relenting to re- sionist vampire tale “Nosferatu,” a piece the are hot commodities. A link for advance sales can peated requests, he checked out as many predecessors as possible. Czars have toured across the nation since scoring be found at crescenttheater.com. “I found very few of them were actually creepy so our approach was to make it as scary as it in 2015. True to their enthusiasm and DIY spirit, the possible while still complementing the film and remaining cinematic. Once I kind of locked in Hungarian composer Bela Bartok provided band perfected costumes for the event. Henley on using Leila’s voice a lot more and using some of the sound loops like backwards whisper- initial inspiration. It was a natural geographic, fashioned attire for herself and bandmates. ing, it convinced me we could be different enough,” Robins said. creative and chronological direction. “Leila made the vest I’m wearing with some The results have brought acclaim. They’ve filled venues throughout the tour – Robins at- “We started with portions of his Romanian scary fabric we found online. She made herself a tributes their eerie film trailer available online – and they even had aWisconsin film festival Folk Dances because Transylvania, Romania, you dress with bats and spiders on it and another one, solicit a performance. know. His arrangements were published in the too. We’ll have capes and crazy shoes, going all “People have come up afterwards telling us they were genuinely frightened during scenes early 1920s, around the time this movie came out out but we still have to be able to play so there’s no and it’s the best compliment we could get,” Robins said.

Emancipation saga focus of Learning Lunch 7510 or email her at [email protected]. Deathly display for Oakleigh October

African-born Gilbert Fields was a slave in antebellum Geor- In modern times, the death of a loved one involves an entire GALLERY ARTS gia who decided to lead his family to freedom. When weather Ardith Goodwin new Throwdown champion industry built around the inevitable end of life. Everything conditions led to navigational errors, the group of runaway Early numbers are in from the Mobile Arts Council’s Art from embalming to professional facilities has been tailored by slaves found themselves heading southward where they found Throwdown fundraiser on Sept. 15 at the Alabama Contempo- professionals. refuge with Florida’s Seminole tribe. Later they joined a com- rary Art Center. Though they were still waiting on funds from However centuries ago, it mainly pressed into service munity of free blacks in Mobile. some of the auction winners, the general net is about $20,000 the immediate family and their living quarters. The dearly Mobile writer Frye Gaillard first heard this tale decades according to MAC Interim Executive Director Hillary Anaya. departed spent a last night or two at home before heading off ago from an old friend and has expanded it into the novel “Go About 258 attendees were on hand, just a slight uptick from for interment. South to Freedom.” The author will introduce attendees to the last year’s version. In a welcome shift, most of those ticket Oakleigh House and Museum (300 Oakleigh Place) take visitors to the middle of a Victorian parlor funeral in October. story, the people it brings to life and his process for complet- sales were in advance with only 25 or so purchased the day of They will cover mourning customs and rituals in 1856 Mobile. ing publication in the Oct. 5 Learning Lunch at the History the event. Afternoon tours begin at 3 p.m. daily, except Sunday and Museum of Mobile (111 S. Royal St.) at noon. The winning artist for the main event was Ardith Goodwin Wednesday. Candlelight tours are offered every Friday at 7 Attendees are invited to bring their own lunch and enjoy whose impromptu piece created in a scant 90 minutes sold for complimentary beverages. Admission is free. p.m. in October. $1,150 to Robin Roberts. Sculptor Josh Ashley placed second For more information, call Jennifer Fondren at 251-208- Admission is $12 for afternoon, $20 for evening tours. with a $900 bid. For more information, call 251-432-1281.

34 | LAGNIAPPE | September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 | LAGNIAPPE | 35 FILMTHE REEL WORLD Plenty of reasons to enjoy new Tom Hanks rental BY ASIA FREY/FILM CRITIC/[email protected]

washed up American businessman tries It’s easy to call Tom Hanks an everyman, but that deliver, is complicated by a mysterious growth on his to start fresh in Saudi Arabia in “A doesn’t really cover the extent of his appeal here. Alan back. AREA Hologram for the King.” Compelling Clay is certainly recognizable, but he’s also complex, An attempt to excise his wound himself leads him THEATERS source material — a novel by David Eg- and, rather than just an American confused by foreign to a beautiful female physician, and the two feel a gers — joins with a terrific performance cultures, Hank’s character is intelligent, curious and kinship. Their relationship is a gently depicted thread CARMIKE from Tom Hanks in this film that man- running through the story and an unusually well-writ- CINEMA’S ages a nice scale; it brings elements of the universal, ten one. It was unpredictable, refreshing, and real. The Wynnsong 16 Abut also focuses on a single man and his problems. IT HAS BUSINESS DEALINGS entire film was, in fact. 785 Schillinger “A Hologram for the King” conjures some of the What I like about “A Hologram for the King” is Rd. S. fish out of water feeling of “Lost in Translation.” Alan THAT ARE INTERESTING TO how difficult I find it to describe and to categorize. (251) 639-7373 Clay (Tom Hanks) retreats daily to his hotel, and the WATCH, AND A TRULY GROWN UP It has business dealings that are interesting to watch, rest of his time is left profoundly adrift. His team, and a truly grown up romance, and it has a delightful dispatched from a tech company in Boston to sell ho- ROMANCE, AND IT HAS A DELIGHTFUL friendship between Alan Clay and his driver. But it’s CRESCENT lographic communication equipment to a new city in FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN ALAN CLAY not exactly a feel-good movie either. THEATER the Middle East, is stuck in a huge black tent outside I can think of at least five different people I know 208 Dauphin the modern office building they need to infiltrate, and AND HIS DRIVER. with very different tastes and interests in films, and I Street he oversleeps every day, forcing him to seek the ser- would recommend it, for different reasons, to each of (251) 438-2005 vices of a friendly driver who becomes a friend. While them. Tom Hanks, not so much likeable as watchable, this should be the deal of a lifetime, Alan’s sense of experienced, but also fallible and vulnerable. His daily is the main reason, but there are many more. urgency is sporadic, and concerns with his ex-wife, struggle, waiting for “The King” in a hot tent while “A Hologram for the King” is currently available HOLLYWOOD their daughter, and his past filter through his workday. three employees and a distant boss count on him to to rent. STADIUM 18 1250 Satchel Paige Dr. (251) 473-9655

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36 | LAGNIAPPE | September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 BOOKREVIEW

George Wallace revealed BY SUE BRANNAN WALKER /CONTRIBUTING WRITER

ary Palmer has peered into the While it is critical of my deficiencies, it also have been president, but because it shows us closet of George Corley Wallace acknowledges my objective as a person as well the human side of success and failure. In many and masterfully portrayed the man as a politician.” ways, the book discloses the sad realities of who might have been president Wallace notes that other biographies have fame — and here we think of Shakespeare’s Mof the United States, the little fighting judge, made harsh judgments of him and portrayed Macbeth when he said: and the legendary governor of Alabama. In him as a “bigoted racist with only his own in- I have no spur a preface to her book terests at heart.” He hopes To prick the sides of my intent, but only “George Wallace: An “that man is not me.” Vaulting ambition, which o’erleaps itself … Enigma,” publsiher “George Wallace: An George Wallace arranged for his wife, John O’Melveny Woods Enigma” is a book of fair- Lurleen, to run for governor when the law asks: “Should I publish ness and compassion. It deemed he could not succeed himself more this book or not?” MARY PALMER’S BOOK IS is probable that Sigmund than once Palmer writes that “even the dis- Thankfully, the an- Freud himself — or the tressing news of Lurleen’s cancer did not im- swer was “yes,” because A MUST READ, NOT ONLY best psychoanalyst in pede Wallace’s political career. Perhaps it was the public needs to BECAUSE IT IS ABOUT A America or abroad could ‘vaulting ambition’ that enabled the governor know the real Wallace have untangled the his to set aside what might be called a premoni- who was more, much GOVERNOR WHO COULD complexities. Palmer, tion regarding his appearance at a presidential more, than the icon HAVE BEEN PRESIDENT, BUT however, has shown that political rally in Laurel, Maryland on May 15, known for his adamant Edward Wallis Hoch (Mar 1972. The night before the rally, he had said stand in the schoolhouse BECAUSE IT SHOWS US THE 17, 1849 – June 1, 1925) to Glen Curlee, an old college friend who was George Wallace did a lot of good for the state of door proclaiming “seg- HUMAN SIDE OF was right when he said with him: ‘Curlee, do you think they’re gonna regation forever.” there was good in the shoot me up there tomorrow?’” Alabama. One of the things that Palmer shows is how Palmer’s book bears SUCCESS AND FAILURE. worst of us and bad in the In a chapter entitled “The Thrill Of The ambition and the pursuit of fame carries with it the pre- an important forward best of us — and a good Chase,” before Gov. Wallace had announced cariousness of political life — that a politician can be from George Wallace biographer, like Palmer, his 1972 candidacy for president, then State killed when running for president of the United States. himself, so this account acknowledges both as she Rep. Maurice “Casey” Downing commented carries the governor’s endorsement. According gives a relevant historical perspective into the on “the orphan boy who had to fight his way to “George Wallace: An Enigma” to Palmer, before his death in 1998, Wallace life and time of one of America’s most “com- the top.” He noted that “George stands for the By Mary S. Palmer told her, “I feel that this biography, by Mary plex, divisive and controversial governors.” basic freedom of all people.” He stood for “the Intellect Publishing, LLC (April 20, 2016) S. Palmer, probably is the most unbiased, Mary Palmer’s book is a must read, not freedom to work, to earn a living, to own land $9.95 ebook | $19.95 paperback objective presentation of my true life story. only because it is about a governor who could … [and to be granted] freedom from fear.”

September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 | LAGNIAPPE | 37 CALENDAR OF EVENTS SEPTEMBER 29, 2016 - OCTOBER 5, 2016

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GENERAL INTEREST and other city officials will present the Healing Women lecture series Mobile Fashion Week Toensmeier. Saturday, Oct. 1, 10 various contracting opportunities Thursday, Sept. 29 at 6 p.m., at Mobile Fashion Week begins a.m. Registration is encouraged. Coffee with a Cop on Thursday, Sept. 29 at 3:15 USA Marx Library Auditorium. Friday, Sept. 30 at The Steeple, For more information call Meghan The Mobile Police Department p.m. in the Government Plaza Admission is free. 251 St. Francis St., 6-9 p.m. Tanner at 251-653-1617, ext. 118. hosts Coffee with a Cop to bring Multi-Purpose Room. This Tickets are $30 and proceeds Admission is free. police officers and the community will also be an opportunity for Candidate forum benefit Camp Rap-A-Hope. they serve together — over coffee potential contractors to learn The Eastern Shore Chamber For information visit www. Parade of Homes — to discuss issues and learn more about the city’s online mobfashionweek.com. The Baldwin County of Commerce will host Fairhope Homebuilders Association 2016 more about each other. Thursday, vendor registration and vendor City Council Place 3 incumbent self service. For information call Parade of Homes continues Sept. 29, 9-11 a.m., Gulf Coast Diana Brewer and challenger Feeding the Gulf Coast garden 251-208-7967. Saturday, Oct. 1 and Sunday, Federal Credit Union, 1001 James “Jimmy” Reid Conyers, Jr. program Oct. 2. More than 30 homes Springhill Ave. in a run-off forum on Thursday, Feeding the Gulf Coast and the are open for tours, including Healing Women Lecture Sept. 29 from 6-7 p.m. at the Mobile Public Library invite the the showcase home. For Dr. Laurie Wilkie visits Mobile as American Legion, 700 S. Mobile public to a screening of “Perennial more information visit www. Industry Day homebuildersparadeofhomes.com. Mobile Mayor Sandy Stimpson the first of three guest speakers in St., Fairhope. Vegetable Gardening” with Eric

38 | LAGNIAPPE | September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 Blessing of the Animals Thursday, Sept. 29 at 6 p.m. at the The St. Francis Guild Animal Ministry Alabama Cruise Terminal, 201 S. Water group at the Episcopal Church of the St. Purchase tickets online at www. Redeemer, 7125 Hitt Road, will sponsor a vintageaffairmobile.org. Blessing of the Animals on Sunday, Oct. 2 at 2 p.m. Family Promise rummage sale Family Promise of Coastal Alabama will Academy Night host a rummage sale of housewares, Congressman Bradley Byrne invites all clothing, office supplies, children’s items interested high school students to interact and more Saturday, Oct. 1, 8 a.m. until with representatives from the Air Force noon at Forrest Hill UMC, 4807 Princeton Academy, the Coast Guard Academy, Drive, Mobile. For more information call the Merchant Marine Academy, the U.S. 251-753-8607. Military Academy (West Point), and the Naval Academy at St. Paul’s Episcopal Fall fundraiser School, 161 Dogwood Lane, Mobile on Kingswood United Methodist Church Monday, Oct. 3. 6:30-7:30 p.m. will be having a fall fundraiser Saturday, Oct. 1, from 7 a.m. until 3 p.m. Featuring WBA Women’s Forum vendor booths, a food and bake sale, Oct. 2-3 the Women’s Business Alliance blood drive, and a yard sale in the gym. (WBA) hosts their annual Women’s Forum, Proceeds will benefit mission projects of featuring a Sunday evening networking United Methodist Women. For information, reception at Lulu’s in Gulf Shores, speaker call 251-661-0420 or email at ash52400@ and vendor exhibitions on Monday, and gmail.com. award presentations at the Orange Beach Event Center at The Wharf. For more call ARTS Ashley, 251-660-2725 or aturner@wbaofal. org. “Heathers: The Musical” “Heathers: The Musical,” a dark comedy Farmer’s Market based on the 1989 movie, continues West Mobile Farmer’s Market features Thursday through Saturday, Sept. 29-30 locally grown produce every Tuesday and Oct. 1, at Laidlaw Performing Arts from 2-5 p.m., now through Nov. 24. Center on the campus of the University of Market is located on west side of church South Alabama. All showtimes are 7:30 property located at 6101 Grelot Road. For p.m. Tickets are $20; $16 for seniors and information call 251-342-0462 or 251-767- military; $14 for students. To order, call the 7526. box office at 251-460-6305.

Brown Bag Concert Mobile Pops concert Join Cat’s Brown Bag Lunch every The Mobile Pops will perform a free Wednesday in Bienville Square (Mobile), “space and time” concert featuring “Star Thursday in Mayday Park (Daphne) and Wars Medley,” highlights from “Star Trek Friday at Windmill Market (Fairhope) for Into Darkness,” “Dr. Who Through Space a concert starting at 11:30 a.m. For more and Time,” and several more at Medal information visit radioavalon.com. of Honor Park, 1171 Hillcrest Road, Saturday, Oct. 1 at 7 p.m. Volunteer opportunity United Way of Southwest Alabama’s Concert series 2-1-1 needs volunteers in the call center. Tickets for admission to all Musical Shifts are available weekdays, 8 a.m. to 4 Arts Society concerts and other ticketed p.m. If you are interested in joining, please events are normally sold at the door only. call Chalisse at 251-431-5100 or email This week’s concerts are at 7:30 and [email protected] to schedule an include Robert Holm on Oct. 2, USA interview. Concert Choir on Oct. 3 and Kip Franklin Oct.4 at USA’s Laidlaw Performing Arts Center. For information and schedule visit Midtown Optimist Club www.southalabama.edu/colleges/music or Join Midtown Optimist Club every call 251-460-6136. Tuesday at noon for lunch at Azalea City Golf Course. For reservations and more information, please call 251-348-3542. Last Friday Art Night Dauphin Island Art Gallery is where it’s happening on the Island on the last Dauphin Island Boardwalk Talks Friday of each month. Last Friday Art Boardwalk Talks are held the first and Night features local art and history, food, third Wednesday of each month at 11:15 beverages, music and socializing. Dauphin a.m. at the Dauphin Island Sea Lab, 101 Island Art Gallery is located at 918 Bienville Blvd. The Northern Gulf Institute Bienville Blvd. For more information call presents conversations about all things 251-861-3300. scientific in the Gulf of Mexico region. For more information call 251-861-2141. “The Importance of Being Earnest” Commedia del Arte presents Oscar Toastmasters Wilde’s “The Importance of Being Do you want to learn how to deliver a Earnest.” The play will continue Sunday, speech like a pro or gain leadership skills Sept. 25, at 6:30 p.m. and Saturday, Oct. to advance your career? Toastmasters 8, at 7:30 p.m. at Loxley Civic Center, International meets regularly at six 4198 Municipal Park Drive. locations in Mobile and Baldwin counties. For more information visit www. toastmasters.org. MUSEUMS

“Filming the Camps” FUNDRAISERS The History Museum of Mobile will offer the exhibit “Filming the Camps: From Vintage Affair Gala Hollywood to Nuremberg” through Jan. The 22nd annual Vintage Affair Gala 16, 2017. It features the stories of three is an upscale wine tasting and auction film directors — John Ford, Samuel Fuller benefiting the American Cancer Society.

September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 | LAGNIAPPE | 39 and George Stevens — as they Exploreum Science Center up class at Cathedral Square welcome. At Via! Health, Fitness & Building in Robertsdale. www. CALENDAR OF EVENTS SEPTEMBER 29, 2016 - OCTOBER 5, documented Nazi atrocities during features a guitar exhibit tracing on Saturday, Oct. 1 at 10 a.m., Enrichment Center, 1717 Dauphin baldwincountyal.gov World War II. For more information the instrument’s evolution from benefitting the Fuse Project! $10 St. For more information email Baldwin County Planning visit museumofmobile.com. 3000 BC to the present with a donations are appreciated but not [email protected], Commission: First Thursday at 6 hands-on gallery and more than required. For more information call call 251-623-9183 or visit www. p.m., 22251 Palmer St., Robertsdale, Mobile Medical Museum exhibit 60 guitars on display. There is also 251-345-1180. azaleaballroomdanceclub.com. www.baldwincountyal.gov. Mobile Medical Museum a rock photography exhibit by Bayou La Batre City Council: presents “Healing Women: Janet Macoska. For information Bridge lessons Ballroom dance Second and fourth Thursday at Medical History from a Female call 251-208-6893 or visit The Mobile Bridge Center offers The Moonlight Chasse Ballroom 5:30 p.m., 13785 S. Wintzell Ave., Perspective” at the Mary exploreum.com. free bridge lessons each Tuesday Dance Society hosts dances the www.cityofbayoulabatre.com. Elizabeth and Bernard Rodning beginning at 6 p.m. at the Mobile first and third Monday of every Chickasaw City Council: Second Gallery of Art, Marx Library, SPORTING EVENTS/ Bridge Center, 1510 University month, 7-9:30 p.m. Admission and fourth Tuesday at 7 p.m., 224 N. Craft Highway, 251-452-6450. University of South Alabama ACTIVITIES Blvd. Arrive a few minutes early is $10. Beginners are welcome. with a lecture series beginning to register. If you have questions Fitzpen Place, 11247 State Citronelle City Council: Second Sept. 29. For more information call the Bridge Center at 251-666- Highway 31 in Spanish Fort. and fourth Thursday at 6:30 p.m., Penelope House Golf Classic 19135 Main St., 251-866-7973. call 251-415-1109 or visit Join Penelope House at Heron 2147 between 10 a.m. and 2 p.m. For more information email mobilemedicalmuseum.org. [email protected]. Creola City Council: Second and Lakes Country Club for their fourth Thursday at 6 p.m., 190 Dead annual golf tournament Thursday, Holy yoga Lake Road, #A, 251-675-8142. “Treasures of NOAA’s Ark” Sept. 29 at 8 a.m. or 1:30 p.m. For Tamara William will be leading a WORKSHOPS Daphne City Council: First and Visitors to GulfQuest can discover more information visit facebook. lunchtime holy yoga at the Steeple third Monday at 6:30 p.m., 1705 how NOAA charts seas, protects com/PenelopeHouseGolf on St. Francis every Wednesday. CPR Class Main St. Work sessions are the and conserves the nation’s marine The cost is $15. Participants will Mobile Fire-Rescue will be second Monday of each month at resources, and detects potential Run for Rescues be invigorated as they connect offering free community CPR 6:30 p.m., www.daphneal.com. hurricanes and tsunamis. This Mobile SPCA announces its second with Christ in mind, body and classes at Murphy High School Dauphin Island Town Council: exhibit also highlights past and annual Run for Rescues 5K and fun spirit. For more information call and Davidson High School over First and third Tuesdays at 7 present pioneers who made run Saturday, Oct. 1 at 9 a.m. at The 251-656-3269. the next several months. All p.m., 1011 Bienville Blvd., www. significant contributions to our Grounds. To register visit mobileSPCA. start times are 5 p.m. beginning townofdauphinisland.org. understanding of shore, sea and org or call 251-633-3531. Sunset yoga for charity Tuesday, Oct 4 at Murphy and Fairhope City Council: Second and sky. For more information visit Join Thrive Yoga and Massage Davidson High School. Call 251- fourth Monday at 6 p.m., 161 N. gulfquest.org or call 251-436-8901. at 7 p.m. every second and fourth 208-1659 or 251-208-1600 to Section St. Work sessions are held Mobile Sports Authority 5K register. before each council meeting at 4:30 The Port City Pacers are Friday through October at the Thursdays at MMoA Henry George Park overlooking the p.m., www.cofairhope.com. partnering with the Alabama PUBLIC MEETINGS Fairhope Planning Commission: Every Thursday from 10 a.m. School of Math and Science Fairhope pier. All classes will be by to 9 p.m. the Mobile Museum donation and all proceeds go to First Monday at 5 p.m., 161 N. Heroes of Health Club for the Section St. For more information of Art offers free admission MSA 5K and 1-mile fun run. charity. Bring your mat. All classes Baldwin County Commission: First to all visitors. No reservations are beginner friendly. Well-behaved and third Tuesday at 8:30 a.m., 322 visit www.cofairhope.com. Saturday, Oct. 1, 8 a.m. in Foley City Council: First and third are necessary. MMoA is at Bienville Square. To register visit kids and pets are welcome. Courthouse Square, Bay Minette. 4850 Museum Drive. For more Ballroom dance Work sessions are the second Monday at 5:30 p.m., 407 E. Laurel www.mobilesportsauthority.com Ave. Work sessions begin at 4 p.m., information call 251- 208-5200. or www.pcpacersorg. Azalea Ballroom Dance Club and fourth Tuesday at 8:30 a.m. hosts dances with live music the rotating between Bay Minette, the www.cityoffoley.org. Gulf Shores City Council: Second “Guitar: The Instrument That second and fourth Tuesday of Foley Satellite Courthouse, the Barre before the show every month from 7-9:30 p.m., Fairhope Satellite Courthouse and and fourth Mondays at 4 p.m., 1905 Rocked The World” Join Pure Barre for a free pop- W. First St., www.gulfshoresal.gov. Through Jan. 1, The Gulf Coast $10 admission. Beginners are the Baldwin County Central Annex

40 | LAGNIAPPE | September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 | LAGNIAPPE | 41 MEDIAMEDIA FRENZY WABD goes ‘Zazza’ in the mornings BY ROB HOLBERT/MANAGING EDITOR/[email protected]

f you tuned into WABD in the mornings, you heard some new voices coming across the airwaves. On Sept. 26, the station launched “Zazza IMornings with Cheree” to start its program- ming day. The show replaces John Marty, who has moved to afternoons. “Zazza Mornings” is hosted by Tony Zazza and co-host Cheree and is a syndicated show out of Melbourne, Florida. It also runs in Ft. Walton. The home studios for the show are at WAOA-FM in Melbourne, which is an iHeart sister station for WABD. WABD Program Director Sid Kelly said the change was primarily an effort to maintain good THE NEW YOUR TIMES CROSSWORD PUZZLE morning ratings while also allowing Marty to MAKE A DASH FOR IT pursue his personal life. Courtesy WA1A-FM BY JEREMY NEWTON / EDITED BY WILL SHORTZ/RELEASE DATE 092516 “John Marty’s fiancé lives in New Orleans experience in mornings. He has been extremely and John has been commuting back and forth Game of tag, basically successful and does a tremendous amount for ACROSS 96 13 Smacks hard 67 Common newspaper as much as possible to keep his relationship 1 Pranks with a roll, briefly 100 Record half that stirs 14 “That is … not looking feature not seen in The New the community.” 4 Casualties of streaming emotions? good” York Times healthy. The move to afternoons would mean Kelly said one of Zazza’s better known services 104 Exerciser’s target 15 Numbskull 68 Chill, with “out” John could spend more time with her in New charitable endeavors is renting a plane each 7 Updated one’s blog 105 “Shame on you!” 17 Argument you may start 69 E.W. or S.I. Orleans without waking up ridiculously early, Christmas and flying children to the “north 13 Swap (out) 107 Dark force in school 70 One of the Trumps or she can spend more time here visiting. John’s pole” to visit Santa Claus. 16 Navajo hogan, e.g. 108 European country slightly 18 Cops, in slang 71 “I’m ____ Her,” 2016 hope is to try and convince her to move here … 17 Part of NATO larger than Malta Sage swamp-dweller of film 19 political slogan we’ll see if that happens. Then maybe they can Anchor search 20 Forgo 109 Sandwich for a dieter? 25 The witching hour 74 Work of extra-terrestrials? get married,” Kelly joked. 21 Question from an owl? 113 Appear that way 27 Pat ____, three-time — not! WPMI has been actively searching for a new With the changes the new WABD lineup 22 Austin-to-Houston dir. 115 Share N.B.A. Coach of the Year 75 Pops some pills, say anchor for its morning show “Local 15 Today,” 23 Chief 116 Volcano output 29 Discard 77 “No joke!” starts with “Zazza and Cheree” at 5 a.m. with and has even had some on-air “interviews.” 24 Actor Joaquin’s complete 117 Slippery sort 33 Inflexible 79 Shortcuts into clubs Kelly taking the mic at 9 a.m. and Marty fol- Last week the station had a week of live, on- bio? 118 Size up 34 Handy take-along 80 Actor Williams of “Happy lowing him at 2 p.m. Zach Sang and his gang air tryouts to see who will get to sit at the table 26 Start of a legalese 119 Letters on some baggage 36 Play-____ Days” will continue rounding out the day from 7 p.m. next to Darwin Singleton. Christian Jennings paragraph to N.Y.C. 37 Modern airport amenity 82 Put together to midnight. Kelly’s time is also new, as he gave it a shot last week, and there have been 28 Figs. in an author’s 120 Word with sweet or sugar 41 Soft wool source 85 Guy into hip-hop moved from afternoons to midday. acknowledgments section 121 Made damp “Sure thing” Where the heart is several interested candidates from outside the 43 86 “We’re very excited for Tony Zazza and 30 “____ Wiedersehen!” 122 “Gangnam Style” singer 45 Parts of airports and 88 Colorful pond swimmer market. 31 Hughes poem that men- 123 Winter D.C. hrs. fashion shows 89 ____-pah Cheree to hold down mornings for us,” Kelly The spot was vacated when anchor Kelly tions “the darker brother” 46 Actress Kirsten 90 Kerfuffles said. “Tony is a Southern guy with a ton of Jones decided not to re-up her contract recently. 32 Troupe of lesser-known DOWN 47 Display clearly 94 Event for snocrossers actors? 1 Channel that aired “Felicity” 48 Goalie’s goal 96 “You’re almost there” 35 Reef-dwelling snapper and “Smallville” 49 Locale painted on the 97 “So funny!” 38 Unattractive fruit 2 Curve-enhancing undergar- Sistine Chapel ceiling 98 “World News Tonight” airer 39 2016 Olympics site ment 51 Caught on, with “up” 99 Talk show interviewee 40 What swish shots miss 3 Metallic shades 52 Junior, often 101 Aid for one going places? 42 Word repeated in the 4 Certain Balkanite 55 Something starting 102 On edge postal creed 5 Not as bright something? 103 Worry 43 W.W. I battle locale 6 ____ fly 57 Devices preventing off-hour 104 Kerfuffle 44 Schmaltz in kids’ films? 7 Oomph openings of vaults 106 Olive or avocado 50 “The meaning of life” once 8 Factory watchdog grp. 58 Image on the Arizona 110 “How precious is that!” sold on it for $3.26 9 Search far and wide license plate 111 Actor ____ J. Cobb of 51 Throw together 10 Home run territory, in lingo 61 Deli supply “12 Angry Men” 53 Certainly not wish to repeat 11 Dark time, in poetry 63 Brian of ambient music 112 So last month 54 Get by 12 Something that gets MADD 64 Offerings to hitchhikers 114 You thinking what I’m 56 “I don’t mean to ____ …” mad 66 “Challenge accepted!” thinking? 57 Like bibs and aprons 58 Sermon topics 59 Muhammad had 13 60 Birthplace of multiple saints 62 Slowly disengages (from) 64 Department store depart- ment 65 An airline now serves a Minute Maid beverage? 69 Whined like a baby 72 End of many a toast 73 Touch 76 Popular sans-serif font 77 Schools of thought 78 “Onward!,” in Italy 81 Unfiltered 83 U.S. detainment site in Cuba, informally 84 Question posed with feigned shock 85 Ushers in 86 Joint action 87 Some apartments for scaredy-cats? 90 Drank to excess 91 R.V. camper’s org. 92 [I’m devastated!] 93 Deli supply 95 Marauding group in Tolkien’s “The Two Towers” ANSWERS ON PAGE 48

42 | LAGNIAPPE | September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 | LAGNIAPPE | 43 SPORTSUPON FURTHER REVIEW Former stars ready to shine at USA Athletic Hall of Fame

BY J, MARK BRYANT/SPORTS WRITER/[email protected]/TWITTER @GOULAGUY

ince the University of South Alabama was the program become the first in school history to reach No. founded more than 50 years ago, many outstanding 1 in the national polls with a team-best 1.71 ERA and 68 athletes have represented the Jaguars by donning strikeouts in 63 innings pitched. The Jaguars finished 36-8 the red, white and blue uniforms. The school will and made their first-ever NCAA postseason appearance. Scelebrate five of their greatest this weekend as the newest As a junior, Hoffman earned first-team all-region honors, class of the USA Athletic Hall of Fame is inducted. going 10-2 with a 1.78 ERA and 92 strikeouts in 91.1 in-

Joining the select list are Demetric Bennett, Jeff Camp- nings helping USA finish 33-9 after returning to the district Photo | Courtesy Jayson D. Ambrose bell, Mark Hoffman, Pete Klear and Marei Lirette. The tournament. ceremony will take place on campus Saturday, while the Pete Klear — A four-year letter winner in men’s entire group will be recognized during halftime of USA’s tennis from 1967-70, Klear was presented the Frederick football game against San Diego State. P. Whiddon Award (as the Jaguar Student-Athlete of the With this class, a total of 76 former student-athletes, Year Award was then known) in 1969 and served as team coaches and administrators will have earned the honor captain each of his last two years. Playing at primarily since the creation of the hall in 1989. A glance of the the No. 1 position, he finished with a career mark of 56-16 quintet follows: while contributing to the Jags’ 38-20 record in dual match- Demetric Bennett — A two-time first-team all-Sun es during that time. As a senior, Klear helped South finish Belt Conference selection, he still remains among the top 21-2 as a team to qualify for the NCAA Championship, 10 in the men’s basketball program’s record books in four where the Jaguars would come in 20th as he accounted for statistical categories: points scored two of four points with a second- CANADIAN JAYSON D. AMBROSE PLANS TO (seventh, 1,405), three-point field round singles victory. goals (second, 208), three-point Marei Lirette — In 1988, she BEGIN A 7,500-MILE GREAT LOOP JOURNEY field-goal percentage (fourth, 41.6 became the only the USA player to be BY KAYAK FROM FIVE RIVERS SATURDAY. percent) and steals (eighth, 124). As named the SBC Volleyball Player of a senior during the 2007-08 season, the Year. That fall, she paced South in yachts and sailboats stopping off in Mobile during a trip that can stretch out Bennett led the Jaguars in scoring WITH THIS CLASS, A TOTAL with 410 kills and 554 digs — Lirette to 7,500 miles of rivers and coastlines. (19.7 points per game), steals (42) OF 76 FORMER STUDENT- remains one of just seven individu- This Saturday, a new chapter will be written about the famous trek. At that and three-pointers (90). He helped als in the program’s record books time, Jayson Ambrose of Winnipeg, Canada, will begin his journey at 10 a.m. USA to a school-record 26 wins, an ATHLETES, COACHES AND to record 300-plus kills and digs in from the Five Rivers Delta Resource Center. What makes this unique is he will at-large berth to the NCAA Tourna- the same season — to also be voted make the trip on a kayak. ment and the SBC East Division ADMINISTRATORS WILL first-team all-league, then was named “As for the currents, there will be challenges at times,” Ambrose told championship. HAVE EARNED THE HONOR to the all-Sun Belt Tournament team Lagniappe. “But as long as I keep it in the back of my mind — I’m not the first Jeff Campbell — He became after helping the Jags go 2-2 at the to deal with the currents and certainly won’t be the last — therefore there is no the first individual in USA history to SINCE THE CREATION OF event. In addition to still ranking reason for me not to push forward and stay positive.” qualify for the NCAA Cross Country among the top 10 on USA’s season After leaving Mobile Bay, Ambrose will head east to Florida along the Intra- Championship, where he came in THE HALL IN 1989. record list in both categories with her coastal Waterway. The course can reach the Atlantic Ocean either by using the 32nd place to earn All-America hon- performance as a junior, Lirette also Okeechobee Waterway or around the Florida Keys. Once entering New York ors. He helped South claim a pair of stands 10th in program history with harbor, the Loopers go up the Hudson River. Following historic canals, vessels SBC cross country titles with runner- 855 career digs. pass Chicago and veer south along the Illinois, Mississippi, Ohio and Tennes- up finishes at the league meet, and he added a pair of ● Saturday’s football game will be broadcast on ES- see rivers. A trip down the Tennessee-Tombigbee Waterway will complete the individual victories at Sun Belt track championships, and PNEWS. The contest will kick off at 7 p.m. It marks the circuit in Mobile. recording all-conference honors six times. Campbell was third time in the opening five weeks of the season that the “Oh, it’s going to suck at times and I’m sure I’ll have that expressive facial named to the league’s 30th Anniversary All-Time Men’s Jags will have their game nationally broadcast. feature of, ‘Whose dumb idea was it to paddle for 15 months?’” said Ambrose. Cross Country, Indoor and Outdoor Track & Field Teams. “It’s all good, because the experience is a once in a life time opportunity, so I’m Mark Hoffman — One of only two individuals in the Kayaker to take on the Great Loop pretty sure I’ll stay positive.” baseball team’s history to throw a no-hitter, Hoffman is the Back in 2013, this column introduced its readers to The To read a nice story by his hometown newspaper, you may visit tinyurl.com/ school’s all-time leader with a 2.26 earned run average and Great Loop, a circumnavigation of the eastern half of the zw2c5mg. Those interested in keeping up with his trip can learn more at oneca- is among the top 15 with 193 strikeouts as well after earn- United States by water. That story focused on adventurers nadiansjourney.com and on Facebook at “onecanadiansjourney.” ing four letters from 1970-73. As a sophomore, he helped

44 | LAGNIAPPE | September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 SPORTSUPON FURTHER REVIEW BayBears join Los Angeles Angels’ minor league system BY J, MARK BRYANT/SPORTS WRITER/[email protected]/TWITTER @GOULAGUY

he Mobile BayBears recently completed their 2012. This will mark the first time the BayBears will be 20th season at Hank Aaron Stadium. During those affiliated with an American League team. two decades, they have seen more than 100 base- Mobile has had a long connection to minor league base- ball players promoted to the Major Leagues. ball. A team joined the old Southern Association in 1908 as TNow after helping develop talent for the San Diego Pa- the Sea Gulls, but changed its name to the Bears a decade dres (1997 to 2006) and the Arizona Diamondbacks (2007 years later. After relocating to Knoxville, Tennessee, in to 2016), the local Southern League squad will be joining 1931, the Bears returned to Mobile in 1944. That team a new organization. The team has announced a two-year played at the 5,000-seat Hartwell Field on Virginia Street

player development contract with the Los Angeles Angels until the league shut down in 1961. Photo | www.milb.com of Anaheim. The BayBears first home game as an Angels’ affiliate “We are thrilled to be entering into this new partnership will be Wednesday, April 12, 2017, against the Jackson with the Los Angeles Angels,” BayBears General Manager Generals. Ironically, the Tennessee team that just won the Chris Morgan said. “[General Manager] Billy Eppler and the Angels front office are dedicated to developing quality players at the minor league level. Everyone associated with THE BAYBEARS HAVE ALSO HAD the BayBears organization will work tirelessly to provide a positive environment for this development.” GREAT SUCCESS, HAVING WON For the last 16 years, the Angels’ Class AA affili- THE BAYBEARS FIRST HOME GAME AS ate club has been the Arkansas Travelers of the Texas SOUTHERN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIPS IN 1998, AN ANGELS’ AFFILIATE WILL BE WEDNESDAY, League. During that time, the Travelers won the 2001 and 2004, 2011 AND 2012. THIS WILL MARK THE 2008 Texas League Championship along with five divi- APRIL 12, 2017, AGAINST THE JACKSON GENERALS. sion championships. FIRST TIME THE BAYBEARS WILL BE AFFILI- “The Los Angeles Angels are very excited to begin a ATED WITH AN AMERICAN LEAGUE TEAM.” Broadcaster of the Year award. After starting with Mobile in 2012, he spent partnership with the Mobile BayBears,” Eppler said. “This a season as the public address announcer and broadcast assistant before taking will be a great home for our Double-A players and staff.” on the full duties of the man behind the microphone in 2014. Over the previous decade, more than 70 Travelers have “I am so honored and humbled to receive the Southern League Broadcaster reached the big leagues. Included on the list is Mike Trout, Southern League pennant is the Diamondbacks’ new Class of the Year honor and be in the company of so many incredible recipients a five-time All-Star and the 2014 American League MVP. AA farm club. throughout the years,” Baker said. “This achievement means even more to me The BayBears have also had great success, having won ● In other BayBears news, Director of Broadcasting because I share it with the Mobile BayBears organization, our fans and my col- Southern League championships in 1998, 2004, 2011 and Justin Baker is the recipient of the 2016 Southern League leagues throughout the league for allowing me to pursue my dream everyday.”

September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 | LAGNIAPPE | 45 STYLEGARDENING Incorporating edibles into the landscape BY: REGINA GUNN, MOBILE MASTER GARDENER | [email protected] Photos | Courtesy of Alice Marty

with dwarf dahlias or lavender. for example is thought to improve the flavor of I would like to grow my own vegetables Q: Taller plants like broccoli, chard and peppers tomatoes. Rosemary is a companion to cabbage, and maybe some fruit, but my yard is very would be better suited to the back of the bed beans, carrots and sage. It can help deter cab- small. Is there a way I can incorporate veg- and look beautiful with sedums, rosemary, or bage worm and bean beetles. etables into my current garden space? gladiolas. Plants that require no support, such Read more on companion planting and A: Absolutely! Decorative vegetable garden- as asparagus, bay laurel, rosemary, and smaller why you should avoid pairing asparagus or ing was inspired by the French, and today we fruit bushes, would pair well with roses, fennel, beans with garlic or onions. Some other great are seeing a return to this practice due to the salvia, daylilies or cannas. resources to consider are Organic Gardening increasing demand for fresh fruits and vegeta- Consider the texture of the plants and the ar- magazine or Mother Earth Livin; and don’t bles. In 2016, the National Gardening Associa- chitectural interest created by texture in the gar- discount seed catalogues as a learning resource tion published data findings that indicated 35 den. Asparagus, fennel and carrots for example, available for free. You can learn a lot about new percent of American households were grow- have a feathery effect while kale and parsley are varieties, heirlooms and plant sizes from a seed ing food at home or in community gardens. curly. Vary your texture, height and color and use catalogue. Incorporating edibles into the landscape without repetition to create rhythm in the garden. Vegetable gardening that incorporates flow- plowing the backyard is possible and there are Don’t forget to group vegetables and orna- ers raises the simple production of food to an multiple ways of going about it. mentals that have similar water, nutrient, and exciting new level and the result can be a feast Raised beds and container gardening have sunlight requirements! A shade loving fern will for the eye as well as the palate. become a popular choice for smaller yards and not do well with a sun-loving tomato. are certainly worth considering. If you want If you are planting trees in your yard why UPCOMING: (Free and open to the public) to grow your vegetables amongst your flowers not opt for fruit trees such as pear, plum, What: Monthly Master Gardener meeting however, the first thing to consider is the cur- pomegranate, persimmon, fig, or the Gulf Coast When: Thursday, Oct. 6, 2016 10-11:30 a.m. rent design of your garden. Is the space formal favorite satsuma? You will be adding shade and Where: Jon Archer Center, 1070 Schillinger or informal? providing fruit. Road N. A more formal garden makes use of hedges Do you have an arbor or pergola? Consider Topic: “Mobile Urban Growers and Community to create a framework. Blueberry bushes make growing muscadine grapes rather than a peren- Gardens” with speaker Pat Hall lovely hedges that have the added benefit of fall nial climber. I once saw a garden that used a What: Lunch and Learn color in the garden. Rosemary can be used to combination of red cherry tomatoes paired with When: Monday, Nov 21, noon to 1 p.m. create a fragrant low to medium hedge. If the blue morning glories on an arbor! Your yard is Where: Jon Archer Center, 1070 Schillinger space is more informal, use pathways/paving to your canvas so have fun with the variety of col- Road N. maintain order. ors and textures fruits and vegetables can add Topic: “Long Leaf Pine, a Southern History” Make a list of the edibles you want to grow to the picture you paint. Your local extension with speaker Fred Nation and note the size, shape, color, texture and site office can provide information on varieties that preference of each. A basic list could be com- do well here as well as a good planting calendar MASTER GARDENER HELPLINE: Call 1-877-252- prised of low edging plants such as dwarf red for this zone. 4769, or send us your gardening questions to basils, curly parsley, lettuce varieties and pansies. Be aware that some vegetables/herbs don’t [email protected]. Medium height plantings to consider include do well planted together and others have Like Mobile County Master Gardeners on Face- basil, bush beans and red cabbage. Pair these relationships that are mutually beneficial. Basil book for more Coastal Gardening information.

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GEMINI NESTLES UP TO CORPORATE AMERICA LIBRA (9/23-10/22) — Donald Trump will purchase Magnolia Grove golf course. His first order of business will be to install gold toilets in all the restrooms. Golfers and vagrants will come from miles around to do their business amongst the opu- lencee. SCORPIO (10/23-11/21) — Inspired by a live score for a silent film, you take a vow of silence and allow others to put words in your mouth. Nevertheless, you’ll be charged with slander after a friend dictates that you believe vaping causes cancer. SAGITTARIUS (11/22-12/22) — Adding a little more nostalgia to the TenSixtyFive after party, you open the show as “Dr. Greenthumb,” a tribute to Cypress Hill. But you’ll be diagnosed with carpal tun- nel syndrome after pinching your nostrils closed trying to sound like B-Real. CAPRICORN (12/23-1/19) — In honor of Mobile Fashion Week, you’ll dress as stylish as Derek Zoolander. But you’ll meet your match when an egotistical Hansel challenges you to a catwalk-off in the middle of Dauphin Street. Wear the tightest pants and highest heels you can find. AQUARIUS (1/20-2/18) — Hoping to help GulfQuest pay its utility bills, you’ll hold a yard sale of the museum’s dis- plays. You’ll be disappointed when the ship simulator doesn’t fetch the ask- ing price, but pleased someone at least bought boxes and boxes of “miscella- neous ropes and stuff.” PISCES (2/19-3/20) — Ridiculed for insisting on a late-night stop at Taco Bell, you’ll overreact and throw a cheesy gordita crunch out a moving vehicle. While the tantrum is troublesome, more concerning is your attempt to retrieve the snack moments later. ARIES (3/21-4/19) — After attending a performance of the Mobile Symphony Orchestra, it will take you nearly a week to stop referring to yourself as Ruther- ford L. James IV. Wearing a tuxedo to the performance was nice, but it was also the trigger your developing schizophrenia didn’t need. TAURUS (4/20-5/20) — You’ll be sad- dled with guilt for the role Auburn played in Les Miles’ firing. In solidarity with the Mad Hatter, you eat several patches of sod. GEMINI (5/21-6/21) — Hearing the news that Nestlé outbid a small munici- pality to purchase a freshwater well, you’ll officially swear off company’s products for life. But realizing how many of your favorite junk food the company produces, you’ll Nesquikly™ bow down to your new aqualords. CANCER (6/22-7/22) — You’ll take your annual pilgrimage to the Cathedral for mass and repentance. You’ll be in- spired by the service, but regret attending after a piece of communion flakes off in your throat. It’s confession time. LEO (7/23-8/23) — A local artisanal liquor provider will drop off a case of their newest product to your office for review. While a Thursday afternoon office bender seems like a good idea at the time, it’ll end with several unfortunate hookups and at least one ass on the copier. VIRGO (8/24-9/22) — The Dollar General Bowl will change its name when a new lead sponsor arises. The Golden Cor- ral Bowl will also be affectionately referred ANSWERS FROM PAGE 42 to as the “You Might be a Redneck” Bowl based on the restaurant’s spokesman.

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any cities in the U.S. recreate their own ver- line at New York Fashion Week. William Bradley is another sion of New York Fashion Week early each fall. unique designer to be featured this year and was just at Los It can be a fun scavenger hunt making the trip Angeles Fashion Week with his current line. to different cities this time of year to check out Mermania is a local swimwear line that has been spread- Mthe latest fashions in that part of the country and comparing ing like wildfire throughout the region this summer. This different regions. designer actually introduced her line for the first time at

I have had the pleasure of attending several runway Mobile Fashion Week in 2015. There will be many other de- Photo | Facebook shows in different regions and Mobile Fashion Week is signers and local boutiques in the fashion shows, including one of the most well organized, community supported and the Junior Design Scholarship Award winner from last year. fashion-forward shows I have attended so far. The after party will be held at Firehouse Wine Bar, MFW fashion shows will take place this year on Fri- and the event is also a fundraiser for a few great causes. day, Sept. 30 and a finale on Saturday, Oct. 1. The events Proceeds from Mobile Fashion Week benefits Camp Rap-a- will be held at the newly renovated Steeple on St. Francis Hope, Eye Heart World, and Children with Hair Loss. The downtown. Mobile Fashion Council is not only interested in spotlight- STYLES FROM DESIGNERS INCLUDING If you haven’t been yet, MFW is the perfect chance ing up-and-coming designers in the area but they are very DESTANI HOFFMAN WILL BE AMONG THE to see the amazing transformation of a piece of history. much committed to raising community awareness and funds The Steeple originally opened its doors in 1842 but was for these amazing charities. MANY ON THE RUNWAY AT MOBILE FASHION WEEK. demolished in 1895 after a fire. Remains of the original Camp Rap a Hope is a one-week summer camp for structure can be seen in the foundation and bearings children and teens who are battling cancer or who have ever all children who have medically-related hair loss. It is their mission to empower throughout the building. been diagnosed with cancer and who are 7 to 17 years of these children to become whole again by making hair replacement available to Tickets for the runway shows are available online until age. It is 100 percent free of charge. The Medical Society those who may be financially challenged. The charity’s goal is to assist as many Sept. 29 but can also be purchased at the door the night of and The Alliance to the Medical Society of Mobile County children as possible in changing their lives by improving their outlook and em- each show. Ticket prices are $30 for general admission and in the State of Alabama and various corporate and individual powering them with a degree of self-confidence that will allow them to face the $75 for VIP status, which allows full access, designer meet- donors sponsor Camp Rap A Hope. The campers usually world with renewed self-esteem. and-greets along with swag bags to take home including reside along the Gulf Coast in the states of Alabama, Missis- MFW is part of an even bigger development along our Gulf Coast — a move- items from many of the boutiques, designers and sponsors. sippi, Florida and Louisiana. ment of fashion-forward thinking and creative outreach. Mobile Fashion Week Several of the designers who will be stars of the runway Eye Heart World is a nonprofit charity established to was born from the idea of “Fashion with a Cause.” shows have been very busy already this season. Destani raise money to support social causes. This is done by the Downtown will be buzzing with TenSixtyFive and runway shows for MFW Hoffman has turned her passion of fashion and illustration designing and selling of unique handbags and other prod- during the same weekend. Be sure to get out and support your local businesses into a career as a clothing designer and recently showed her ucts. Children with Hair Loss was created as a resource for and charities!

September 29, 2016 - October 5, 2016 | LAGNIAPPE | 49 STYLEBOOZIE people from enjoying the music, although most were taking shelter in the shade or dipping back into the air conditioning between sets. The heat is on, A lot of selfies were taken with the more than 60 guitars on display, as well as the amazing rock photography exhibit by Janet Macoska. A photographer for more than 40 years, Macoska has captured some of rock ‘n’ roll’s biggest so cool off with wet socks names in really intimate or intense moments. In a word, her work is “sexy” and BY BOOZIE BEER NUES/SOCIAL BUTTERFLY it has the tendency to get you in the mood, if you know what I mean. I’m just saying, you might want to take the stairs when you go, because there could be love in an elevator. lright Mother Nature, it is the end of Septem- said was the best part. One woman made the comment that The Mobile Symphony Orchestra was also at the Saenger Theater to kick ber and you are still making us sweat it out, in a room full of women who don’t eat what would you off its season with George Gershwin’s “Rhapsody in Blue.” Politicos Con- literally. Enough is enough, it’s time for at least a expect. SMH, crème brulee cheesecake sounds amazing! nie Hudson and Bess Rich were spotted, looking a lot more dressed up than a little chill in the morning or something! I’m ready handful of casual Alabama men who may have confused this performance for forA fall clothes instead of same ole summer stuff. This A tale of two cities the MSO’s annual “Beethoven in Blue Jeans.” The MSO doesn’t have a dress past weekend I couldn’t even find shorts still in stores. Last week Widespread Panic and their fans rolled into policy, but c’mon people! Don’t be afraid to dress to the nines when there is Luckily I did find some gossip though! Well not in stores, Pensacola along with all their so called “floppiness.” If such a classic performance in such a classy venue. but you know what I mean, so go on, “fall” into this weeks we recall back to April 2015, Orange Beach Mayor Tony But the best looking crowd of the night, appropriately, may have been column. Kennon said a few things about WSP fans that he probably around the corner at The Merry Widow for the 10th anniversary tour of a band wishes he could take back. But he can’t so now anytime called “Cute Is What We Aim For.” You would’ve thought they were watching Tea please WSP visits the area his name is going to be brought up. The Beatles at Shea Stadium in 1965 by the way girls were screaming and sing- We all remember when President George W. Bush’s So while Orange Beach may not be WSP’s biggest fans, ing along to the upbeat power pop. daughters Jenna and Barbara were party animals, which Pensacola welcomed the jam band with open arms. Lord forbid 20 year olds have a little fun. Those days are Pensacola Mayor Ashton Hayward not only attended Is she for real? more Boozie’s style but like most kids, they grow out of one of two sold-out shows, but he also Instagramed a So I had some errands to run this weekend, one of these errands lead me out the party phase and move on. Jenna Bush Hager is the picture with the caption “Widespread at Pensacola’s classic to ol’ Tillman’s Corner. While Boozie must admit, I don’t leave my neck of the perfect example, she went from “Secret Service night- venue the Saenger Theatre. We appreciate all our visitors woods often (or ever) but when I started seeing billboards for TenSixtyFive mu- mare” to children’s book author talking at Junior League from out of town!” Take that OBA mayor. Mayor Hayward sic festival with the words “downtown Mobile” on them, I know I’ve strayed a Luncheons. received comments thanking him for having them, how little too far from home. Like, what other downtown would it be? Last Thursday afternoon, Junior League of Mobile nice Pensacola is, as well as a suggestion to run for mayor While on my errand run, I was about to enter a store’s garden section and hosted Jenna (now Jenna Bush-Hager) at the Battlehouse of Orange Beach. I had to do a double take. Is that lady wearing shoes? No those aren’t those for a luncheon and to hear more about her new children’s The warm welcome didn’t end there either. Widespread weird shoes with the toe part those are just a plain ol’ white pair of tube socks! book. I’m not sure if you can be much more “Southern fans were allowed to paint “Graffiti Bridge” in Pensacola, I looked back again, maybe she has on white tennis shoes? Nope, those are belle” than that and I haven’t even told you everything. and it looked real cool painted all royal blue with the silver socks, it was confirmed. While at the luncheon Jenna took a picture with the kokopelli logo. To make matters worse, this garden center had just given their plants a fresh Azalea Trial Maids as well as fans. But what sets the Trial drink of water, so this lady was walking around in wet socks! Y’all just reliv- Maids is apart is Jenna posted the picture of them together Alabama’s Music City ing the moment gives me anxiety, like if you forget your shoes run back home on Instagram. Can you say #instafamous? You don’t have to go to Nashville for a vibrant live don’t wear socks then walk all through water. I can’t even. Get me back to Like I said this wasn’t exactly Boozie’s cup of tea but music scene, as downtown Mobile was packed Sept. 24 Midtown ASAP! I did have some friends attend that gave me the scoop. A all day and night. The Exploreum held a grand opening Well, kids, that’s all I’ve got this week. Just remember, whether rain or group of ladies were cleaning up the tables and noticed a for its new guitar exhibit and hosted several bands in the shine, dramatic or scandalous, or just some plain ol’ Widespread Panic lovin’, I large amount of dessert went untouched, which my spy courtyard. Yes it was hot, but that didn’t stop dozens of will be there. Ciao!

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