TCN GEM Sun Dec 25, 2011

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Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM

Sun Dec 25, 2011

06:00 BRAND DEVELOPERS G

Ab Circle Pro

Home shopping programme.

06:30 LADY GODIVA RIDES AGAIN 1951 Repeat WS G

Lady Godiva Rides Again

An unsophisticated and impressionable young girl finds herself in trouble after winning a beauty pageant.

Starring: Pauline Stroud, Diana Dors, Joan Collins, John Mc Callum

08:30 BRAND DEVELOPERS G

Brainetics

Home shopping programme.

09:00 BRAND DEVELOPERS PG

New Ahh Bra

Home shopping programme.

09:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Christmas In Tulsa Chandler must remain in Tulsa during Christmas because of a big deadline at work. Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy.

10:00 GEM PRESENTS Repeat G

John Farnham - The Acoustic Chapel Sessions

Music Special.

10:15 THE HOLLY AND THE IVY 1953 Repeat WS G

The Holly And The Ivy A country parson calls his family together for Christmas and discovers that every member is unhappy because of him.

Starring: Ralph Richardson, Margaret Leighton, Celia Johnson

12:00 MAME 1974 Repeat WS G

Mame

Mame Dennis is a zesty, eyebrow-raising eccentric who suddenly finds herself guardian to her orphaned nephew. But while her parenting credentials may be dubious, she has plenty to teach the lad about living life to the hilt. Starring: Lucille Ball, Robert Preston, Bruce Davison, Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Jane Connell, Kirby Furlong, John McGiver

14:30 THE GARDEN GURUS WS G

For Auld Lang Syne, this week on The Garden Gurus we show you how to plant your garden for all occasions. Indulge in some of Thailands juicy tropical fruit as Trevor and Kim take The Garden Gurus to a tropical paradise. Trev catches up with Jamie Durie and discovers his new book and gets an insight into his new garden

15:00 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Australia's Best Beaches

A state by state guide to the best beaches around the country. Plus things to do and places to stay on your beach holiday. 19 beaches all up and to and including Bondi, St Kilda, Cottesloe, Whitehaven, Glenelg and Wine Glass Bay.

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Twas The Nightmare Before Christmas

The girls' plans to join their respective families for the holiday are upset by a series of bizarre events - including a lonely Santa taking the roommates hostage at the crisis centre where the others have come to pick up Rose from work.

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Betty White, Estelle Getty 16:30 A BOYFRIEND FOR CHRISTMAS 2004 Captioned Repeat HD WS G

A Boyfriend for Christmas

On Christmas Day, Santa brings two lonely people together. But can love overcome deception?

Starring: Jean Pierre Bergeron, Shane Baumel, Kelli Williams

18:30 BLACK ADDER'S CHRISTMAS CAROL Repeat PG

Black Adder's Christmas Carol

Dickens' classic tale of kindness, truth and virtue is completely mucked up and ruined by having a member of the Blackadder family involved. And theres Baldrick too, of course, the man you can rely on to turn a Christmas dinner into a dog's dinner, as long as the dog isn't particularly fussy. Stars Rowan Atkinson and Hugh Laurie.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

19:30 YES MINISTER - PARTY GAMES WS G

Yes Minister - Party Games

Major changes are taking place in the corridors of power. The frequently strained relationship between Jim Hacker and Sir Humphrey may never be the same again. There are powerful rumours of a significant reshuffle of the Cabinet.

20:30 MISS PETTIGREW LIVES FOR A DAY 2008 Captioned HD WS PG

Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day

When her Gruff demeanour costs her yet another nanny position, desperate Guinevere Pettigrew wangles a job as the assistant of an aspiring actress and soon gets swept up in a dizzying world of glamour and high society. Stars Frances McDormand, Amy Adams and Mark Strong.

Starring: Frances McDormand, Amy Adams, Ciarán Hinds, Lee Pace, Shirley Henderson, Mark Strong

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Sexual References

22:30 THE JAZZ SINGER 1980 Captioned Repeat G

The Jazz Singer

A remake of the classic 1927 picture about a young man in the fifth generation of Jewish cantors decides his real love is to sing his own songs. He has a chance to go to Los Angeles with his group and his father refuses to accept this desertion.

Starring: Neil Diamond, Laurence Olivier, Lucie Arnaz, Catlin Adams, Franklin Ajaye

00:40 BLACK ADDER'S CHRISTMAS CAROL Repeat PG

Black Adder's Christmas Carol

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

01:35 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Twas The Nightmare Before Christmas

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Betty White, Estelle Getty

02:00 BRAND DEVELOPERS G

Your Baby Can Read version 3

Home shopping programme.

02:30 MCD WS G

Wonder Cooker w Blades

Home shopping.

03:00 MCD WS G

Magic Bullets + Miracle Blades

Home shopping.

03:30 BRAND DEVELOPERS PG

New Ahh Bra

Home shopping programme. 04:00 NEWSTYLE Repeat WS G

NuWave Oven With Twister

Home Shopping Programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Frank Williams File

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Dec 26, 2011

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 ALIVE & COOKING Repeat HD WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work

When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she is surprised to find a handsome temporary worker, who has been doing her job while she was on maternity leave. Meanwhile, Joey arranges for Phoebe to get a job as an extra on his daytime drama series, but she wreaks havoc on the set.

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Shear Madness Jessica's cousin is left waiting at the church when her fiancée is murdered in a similar fashion to a murder 15 years ago for which her brother was blamed.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 CARRY ON JACK 1963 Repeat WS PG

Carry On Jack The 'Carry On' gang strikes again with the adventures of the Officers and Crew aboard HMS Venus, bound for Spain to vanquish the foe and earn the glory that makes Britain a proud nation.

Starring: Juliet Mills, Kenneth Williams, Bernard Cribbins, Charles Hawtrey, Donald Houston, Ed Devereaux

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

14:00 YES MINISTER - PARTY GAMES Repeat WS G

Yes Minister - Party Games

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Wild Ride

Stevie's wild-at-heart former rodeo Mate Sharon visits Drovers and turns everyone's lives upside down. Marcus sacrifices his chances in a major horse endurance race to save Ingrid from an abusive rider meanwhile, Kate is feeling increasingly dissatisfied with her life.

Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Have Yourself A Very Little Christmas The girls volunteer at a homeless shelter on Christmas day and learn that Stan has been thrown out on the streets by his current wife.

Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Mary Has A Little Lamb The girls try to reconcile a pregnant teenage girl and her father. Meanwhile, Blanche starts to regret having written sympathetic "love" letters to a man in jail.

Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned HD WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Phoebe's Rats Rachel is irritated to learn that her handsome new workplace rival, Gavin, has been invited to her birthday party. Meanwhile, Ross struggles to keep lascivious Joey away from Emma's beautiful new nanny.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Monica Sings In a super-sized episode, Monica performs Delta Dawn at Mike's Piano bar; Ross tries to make Rachel jealous after seeing her with colleague; and Joey makes a mess of eyebrow waxing.

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 MICHAELA'S ANIMAL ROAD TRIP HD WS PG

SSPCA

Michaela travels to Dunfermline in Scotland and helps outs at an SSPCA wildlife rescue centre and meets Mistral, a Grey Seal found washed up on an Aberdeenshire beach, emaciated, with lots of his fur missing, and riddled with parasites.

JO FROST: EXTREME PARENTAL 20:30 GUIDANCE Repeat WS PG Taking her lead from the headlines, Jo wants to know who is really to blame for increasing childhood obesity. In a simple but revealing trial, she investigates who should be in charge of your childs portion sizes.

21:30 HELL'S KITCHEN WS MA

11 Chefs Compete

The chefs receive their first challenge, create a gourmet pizza. The winning team will head to Santa Barbara for a gourmet meal, while the losers will be sentenced to taking pizza orders during dinner service and then deliver them, at which one contestant is rushed to the hospital after suffering an accident.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language

22:30 SECRET DIARY OF A CALL GIRL Repeat HD WS MA Belle's ability to separate work from pleasure is tested when she meets Harry, an alluring and dangerous new client. Meanwhile, Poppy's curiosity about Belle gets the better of her.

Starring: Billie Piper

Cons.Advice: Strong Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:00 SECRET DIARY OF A CALL GIRL Repeat HD WS MA While weighing an offer to turn her book into a feature film, Belle attempts to help Poppy come to terms with recent revelations, but Poppy has other ideas.

Starring: Billie Piper

Cons.Advice: Strong Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Shear Madness Jessica's cousin is left waiting at the church when her fiancée is murdered in a similar fashion to a murder 15 years ago for which her brother was blamed.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams 01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Have Yourself A Very Little Christmas The girls volunteer at a homeless shelter on Christmas day and learn that Stan has been thrown out on the streets by his current wife.

Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan

02:00 BRAND DEVELOPERS G

Brainetics

Home shopping programme.

02:30 MCD WS G

Wonder Cooker w Blades

Home shopping.

03:00 GLOBAL SHOP Repeat G

Genie Bra

Home shopping programme

03:30 BRAND DEVELOPERS G

Ab Circle Pro

Home shopping programme.

04:00 NEWSTYLE Repeat WS G

Professional Nibbler

Home Shopping Programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Mary Has A Little Lamb The girls try to reconcile a pregnant teenage girl and her father. Meanwhile, Blanche starts to regret having written sympathetic "love" letters to a man in jail.

Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

The Szechuan Dragon While Jessica vacations, her nephew and his pregnant wife enjoy house-sitting--until the body of a strange sea-faring man appears on the livingroom floor.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 COURAGE OF LASSIE 1946 Captioned Repeat G

Courage Of Lassie

Lassie is a young pup who is accidentally shot and then rescued by a teenager who nurses her back to health. Soon, another accident occurs, separating Lassie and her new master, when a soldier captures her, training her to fight in World War II.

Starring: Elizabeth Taylor, Frank Morgan, Tom Drake

14:00 MICHAELA'S ANIMAL ROAD TRIP Repeat HD WS PG

SSPCA

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Nowhere To Hide

Stevie invites danger onto Drovers when she puts her trust in rodeo mate Sharon. Kate accepts a job running a Church-run farm for wayward youth meanwhile Ingrid and Marcus get up close and personal during a diagnosing a stud bull with "performance" problems.

Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Great Expectations

Blanche is afraid to get too close to her boyfriend, even after he suffers a heart attack.

Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG

Triple Play Miles' daughter tells Rose to stop seeing him, Sophia has received over $100,000 in Social Security checks, and Blanche rents a car and pretends to sell it so that she can meet men.

Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned HD WS PG

The One With The Blind Date Joey and Phoebe conspire to arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous fellow actor during an audition for an important stage role. Meanwhile, Ross is horrified to discover the identity of a long ago mugger.

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G

In search for a hobby to help occupy his time, Lionel takes to model boat building.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

20:00 YES MINISTER WS G

Equal Opportunities

Jim decides to promote more women to high civil service positions despite Sir Humphrey's opposition.

Starring: Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorne, Derek Fowlds

20:30 THE CLOSER Repeat HD WS M

The Big Bang The team's investigation is hindered by a missing murder weapon, and the difficult adjustment of moving their offices into a new building.

Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney

21:30 THE CLOSER Repeat HD WS M

Help Wanted Raydor accompanies Brenda on an investigation involving the disappearance of a nanny working for close friends of the mayor.

Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney

22:30 RIZZOLI & ISLES Repeat HD WS M

I Kissed A Girl Jane and Maura investigate what appears to be a hate crime, the brutal assault and murder of a woman leaving a lesbian bar. With Jane going undercover, they hope to lure the killer out in the open.

Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Jordan Bridges

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Blind Date Joey and Phoebe conspire to arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite.

00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

The Szechuan Dragon While Jessica vacations, her nephew and his pregnant wife enjoy house-sitting--until the body of a strange sea-faring man appears on the livingroom floor.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Great Expectations

Blanche is afraid to get too close to her boyfriend, even after he suffers a heart attack.

Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan 02:00 BRAND DEVELOPERS G

Ab Circle Pro

Home shopping programme.

02:30 MCD WS G

Wonder Cooker w Blades

Home shopping.

03:00 MCD WS G

Magic Bullets + Miracle Blades

Home shopping.

03:30 BRAND DEVELOPERS G

Your Baby Can Read version 3

Home shopping programme.

04:00 NEWSTYLE Repeat WS G

Mr S Strong

Home Shopping Programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Triple Play Miles' daughter tells Rose to stop seeing him, Sophia has received over $100,000 in Social Security checks, and Blanche rents a car and pretends to sell it so that she can meet men.

Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Blind Date Joey and Phoebe conspire to arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite.

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

The Sicilian Encounter

Michael Hagarty is involved in a case in Sicily which has many twists and turns including the Mafia.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 CHARRO! 1969 Captioned Repeat HD PG

Charro!

A reformed outlaw escapes from his old gang and helps save a western town.

Starring: Elvis Presley, Ina Balin, Victor French, Lyn Kellog, Barbara Werle

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

14:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G

In search for a hobby to help occupy his time, Lionel takes to model boat building.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

14:30 YES MINISTER Repeat WS G

Equal Opportunities

Jim decides to promote more women to high civil service positions despite Sir Humphrey's opposition.

Starring: Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorne, Derek Fowlds

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Stand By Me Tayler befriends a homeless girl and discovers some home truths of her own while Grace wonders if she can ever trust Stevie again. Tayler and Patrick find living together is harder than they thought.

Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Clinton Avenue Memoirs Sophia is suffering from memory problems so decides to make a trip back to her old Brooklyn home in the hope of rekindling her fading past.

Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Like The Beep Beep Beep Of The Tom Tom

Blanche feels insecure about her body after having a pacemaker installed.

Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Boob Job Phoebe asks her boyfriend, Mike, to move in with her, but coming so close to married life might cause trouble in their relationship. Meanwhile, Monica secretly asks Joey for a large loan.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler ruin each other's reputation on their alumni website, culminating in the lie that Ross is dead. Meanwhile, Joey falls out with Emma when she steals his favourite cuddly toy Huggsy.

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 THE WIZARD OF OZ 1939 Captioned Repeat HD WS G

The Wizard Of Oz

The tale of a young Kansas girl who dreams of a better world "somewhere over the rainbow". When Dorothy is thrust into the eye of a tornado and lands in the fantasy world of Oz, she soon finds herself in a heap of trouble with three hapless misfits to guide, an evil witch at her heels, and no way to get home. Stars Judy Garland, Ray Bolger, Jack Haley, Margaret Hamilton and Bert Lahr.

Starring: Victor Fleming, Judy Garland

21:45 HOARDERS Repeat WS PG

Patty/Bill A woman whose children were removed from her home because of her hoarding wants to clean her home so the children can return; and a man whose hoarding has forced his partner to give him an ultimatum.

22:45 MY STRANGE ADDICTION Repeat HD WS PG Lauren cant imagine going to a party or social event without wearing her fur suit. Shes completely dedicated to her fursona - designing and sewing her costume well into the night, it even takes priority to finding a job.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

23:15 MY STRANGE ADDICTION Repeat HD WS PG

When Aprils fiancé gave her the ultimatum its me or the puppets April chose the puppets. Not only do the puppets go everywhere she goes, she practices with them 12 hours a day. The puppets allow April to express herself without consequences, but can she find a way to exist without them and live a more balanced life?

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

23:40 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:35 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

The Sicilian Encounter

Michael Hagarty is involved in a case in Sicily which has many twists and turns including the Mafia.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Clinton Avenue Memoirs Sophia is suffering from memory problems so decides to make a trip back to her old Brooklyn home in the hope of rekindling her fading past.

Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan

02:00 BRAND DEVELOPERS PG

New Ahh Bra

Home shopping programme.

02:30 MCD HD WS G

Wonder Cooker with Blades

Home shopping. 03:00 NEWSTYLE Repeat WS G

NuWave Oven With Twister

Home Shopping Programme.

03:30 BRAND DEVELOPERS G

Ab Circle Pro

Home shopping programme.

04:00 GLOBAL SHOP Repeat G

Genie Bra

Home shopping programme

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Like The Beep Beep Beep Of The Tom Tom

Blanche feels insecure about her body after having a pacemaker installed.

Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Trials And Tribulations

Jessica is accused of false testimony and bribery in the death of an escaping murderer.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 ELIZABETH OF LADYMEAD 1948 Repeat WS G

Elizabeth Of Ladymead Four generations of a British family live through their experiences of war.

Starring: Anna Neagle, Hugh Williams, Bernard Lee, Michael Laurence

14:00 HOARDERS Repeat WS PG

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Close Enough To Touch Alex finally returns from Argentina, in time for the birth of his baby with Stevie. But tragedy looms who will survive a freak accident.

Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

An Illegitimate Concern A young man shocks Blanche when he shows up unannounced from Dallas, Texas and tells him that her late husband George was his father.

Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

72 Hours

Rose is afraid that a blood transfusion she had several years ago may have contained HIV-infected blood.

Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned HD WS PG

The One With The Lottery The gang become obsessed with winning the lottery, while Chandler discovers the outcome of the internship at the ad agency.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Dream After Rachel visits the set of Joey's soap opera, she has a dream about him. Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler go on vacation together and Phoebe, with her guitar, busks in front of Monica's restaurant.

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross and Joey clash over palaeontologist Charlie, when Ross brings her to Joey's 'Days Of Our Lives party'. Meanwhile, Chandler faces the wrath of a man-hating actress.

20:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Fertility Test Monica and Chandler see a familiar face at the fertility clinic, while Ross and Joey still have hopes of landing Charlie.

20:30 PLEASANTVILLE 1998 Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Pleasantville

A brother and sister from the 1990s are sucked into their television set and suddenly find themselves trapped in a 1950s style television show. Here they have loving parents, old fashioned values, and an overwhelming amount of innocence and naivete. Not sure how to get home, they integrate themselves into this "backwards" society and slowly bring some colour to this black and white world.

Starring: Tobey Maguire, Reese Witherspoon, Jeff Daniels, Joan Allen, J T Walsh, William H. Macy, Don Knotts, Paul Walker

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

23:00 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Vanessa Williams Actress Vanessa Williams traces her ancestry, directing her to South Carolina, where she uncovers a familial connection to the Civil War's Union Army.

00:00 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

01:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Trials And Tribulations

Jessica is accused of false testimony and bribery in the death of an escaping murderer.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

02:00 BRAND DEVELOPERS G

Brainetics

Home shopping programme.

02:30 MCD HD WS G

Wonder Cooker with Blades

Home shopping.

03:00 MCD WS G

Magic Bullets + Miracle Blades

Home shopping.

03:30 BRAND DEVELOPERS G

Your Baby Can Read version 3

Home shopping programme. 04:00 NEWSTYLE Repeat WS G

Professional Nibbler

Home Shopping Programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

72 Hours

Rose is afraid that a blood transfusion she had several years ago may have contained HIV-infected blood.

Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Lottery The gang become obsessed with winning the lottery, while Chandler discovers the outcome of the internship at the ad agency.

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Deadly Misunderstanding

Jessica tries to exonerate a temporary employee accused of her husband's murder.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 THE WACKIEST SHIP IN THE ARMY 1960 Captioned Repeat HD WS G

The Wackiest Ship In The Army

A Naval Lieutenant is given command of a rickety old sailing vessel with a crew that knows nothing about sailing. He finds himself on a dangerous mission, where the radioed information they supply is a decisive factor in winning a battle. Starring: Richard Murphy, Jack Lemmon, Ricky Nelson, John Lund, Chips Rafferty, Tom Tully, Joby Baker, Warren Berlinger

14:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

14:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Fertility Test Monica and Chandler see a familiar face at the fertility clinic, while Ross and Joey still have hopes of landing Charlie.

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Bringing Up Wombat Stevie struggles to adapt to life as a widow and single parent, meanwhile Grace pretends to be Marcus's wife, in order to buy back his endurance horse and Moira faces the ultimate betrayal.

Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Twice In A Lifetime Rose's old boyfriend Buzz, a musician with Spike Jones' band, shows up and wants to get back together with her.

Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Sisters And Other Strangers Blanche thinks the risqué novel her sister Charmaigne has written is about her. Meanwhile, Dorothy argues with Stan's Czechoslovakian cousin Magda over Communism.

Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Donor

Monica and Chandler try to find a sperm donor; Rachel is preoccupied by Charlie's interest in Joey; Phoebe's ex David is back in New York, and Ross is asked to deliver a speech at a palaeontology convention in Barbados.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One In Barbados - Part 1 The Friends go to Barbados with Ross who is taking part in a palaeontology seminar. Meanwhile, Charlie rethinks her romance with Joey, while Rachel reveals her feelings to Joey.

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers. JOURNEY TO THE CENTRE OF THE 19:30 PLANET Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Journey To The Centre Of The Planet

Richard Hammond goes to go to the centre of the planet and peels back the layers to show us where volcanoes come from, why earthquakes happen and even where to find diamonds. Using the latest satellite imagery and beautiful locations around the world, the story of how the Earth works has never been seen like this before.

20:30 LAW & ORDER HD WS M

Barter

Briscoe and Curtis investigate the shooting of a member of a local co-op board and suspect it's a case of mistaken identity.

Starring: Jerry Orbach, Jesse L. Martin, Dennis Farina

21:30 THE COMMANDER Captioned Repeat WS AV

The Fraudster

Donald Griffith, self-made millionaire, seems to have the perfect life - until he's found dead in his own pool. Commander Clare Blake heads up the police investigation from the Amsterdam murder squad. Stars Amanda Burton and Mark Lewis Jones.

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

02:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Deadly Misunderstanding

Jessica tries to exonerate a temporary employee accused of her husband's murder.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

03:00 THE DAMNED DON'T CRY 1950 Repeat HD WS PG

The Damned Don't Cry A New York socialite climbs the ladder of success man by man until a life among rich gangsters gives her what she thought she always wanted.

Starring: Joan Crawford, David Brian, Steve Cochran

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Twice In A Lifetime Rose's old boyfriend Buzz, a musician with Spike Jones' band, shows up and wants to get back together with her.

Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan 05:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Sisters And Other Strangers Blanche thinks the risqué novel her sister Charmaigne has written is about her. Meanwhile, Dorothy argues with Stan's Czechoslovakian cousin Magda over Communism.

Starring: Bea Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan Sat Dec 31, 2011

06:00 THE WACKIEST SHIP IN THE ARMY 1960 Captioned Repeat HD WS G

The Wackiest Ship In The Army

08:00 BRAND DEVELOPERS G

Your Baby Can Read version 3

Home shopping programme.

08:30 BRAND DEVELOPERS PG

New Ahh Bra

Home shopping programme.

09:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

See You In Court, Baby

Dennis Stanton tries to clear a man of charges he murdered an unscrupulous divorce attorney.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

10:00 THE PURE HELL OF ST. TRINIANS 1961 Repeat G

The Pure Hell Of St. Trinians

The hellions of St. Trinians are recruited to a sheik's harem. Little does he know what he's letting himself in for.

Starring: Cecil Parker, George Cole, Joyce Grenfell, Thorley Walters

12:00 DON'T GO NEAR THE WATER 1957 Repeat G

Don't Go Near The Water

On a small island in the South Pacific, the Navy's PR department is spending WWII without getting near a ship. Lt. Max Siegal is the Second in command to a clueless Commanding Officer who believes Sea Duty to be the worst punishment.

Starring: Glenn Ford, Mary Wickes, Eva Gabor, Russ Tamblyn, Anne Francis

14:20 NORTHWEST PASSAGE 1940 Repeat PG

Northwest Passage

1754. During the French and Indian War, a daring band led by Major Robert Rogers set out across the wild lands in search of the desperately sought route. Exploring, discovering new territories, new peoples and new adventures in search for the Northwest Passage.

Starring: Spencer Tracy, Robert Young, Ruth Hussey, Walter Brennan

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

17:00 SPLENDOR IN THE GRASS 1961 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Splendour in The Grass

Natalie Wood and Warren Beatty star in this Romantic Drama about a girl who would risk everything to be with her Kansas high school sweetheart Bud. However Bud gives in to his father's request and enrols in Yale, while she is committed into an institution after Bud's father encourages her to leave him for "another kind of girl".

Starring: Warren Beatty, Natalie Wood

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Violence, Adult Themes

19:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Greenwich 1 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

20:30 CSI: NY Captioned Repeat HD WS M

The Lying Game

Can knowing a secret be motive for murder? The CSI team must figure out if a change in gender is cause for the death of a showgirl. Also Lindsay goes back to Montana to try to put the person who committed the murder of four friends behind bars.

Starring: Gary Sinise, Melina Kanakaredes, Hill Harper, Carmine Giovinazzo 21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Won't Get Fuelled Again (*General Standby*) When gasoline gets so expensive that Miami's residents are Literally killing for it, the CSIs come face to face with one of the city's most sadistic crime rings.

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

22:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M

The Happy Place

Grissom investigates the brutal murder of a woman found in an alley. The investigation gets tougher with the discovery that her two-year-old was with her when she was murdered. Stars William Petersen, Marg Helgenberger and Jorja Fox.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:25 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:20 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

01:50 TBA Repeat G

Title not available at time of scheduling.

Information To Follow.

04:00 DANGERMAN Repeat PG

The Affair At Castelvara

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

05:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

See You In Court, Baby

Dennis Stanton tries to clear a man of charges he murdered an unscrupulous divorce attorney.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams