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"I have been Register online to get hometown feel, but if you look at records. "I had to get it right with my partner for 9 years now. it from a DJ's perspective,there every time. That didn't happen. We have 3 puppies and they your TWIT Rewards card! keep me busy during the day. are a lot of nightclubs and bars I used to pass out my cassettes I write songs and make crafts there. You and I both know that around school." For years this from crap. It keeps my brain cells it doesn't matter how cool the went on, and he became quite stimulated." Looking forward club/bar is, if the DJ is wrong, adept at this practice, so in 1999, he scored a job at the to the future of music and our Sign Up the party blows - and not in scene, Papi enthusiastically the good way lol! My schedule Venture-No "Professionally, I embraces where things are doesn't always allow me to go started in 1999 at the Venture-N. out and go hard, but while in I was scared because there they headed, "The EDM (Electronic Dance Music) industry has come Today!! Houston last week, I headed had two turntables and two CD a long way since one sided out to the Eagle....where I players!" Finallygiven access to discovered (or rediscovered) an some pro equipment, his wings Disco albums. It seems that the amazing DJ talent in our midst: began to spread and he was US has finally embraced Dance DJ Papi. able to truly flex his muscles with music, whereas the rest of the the music. Feedingoff the crowd world has been playing dance its FREE at Papi has been spinning in of when the other clubs would music in their everyday life. I'm TWITmagazine.com Houston since the old Venture-N close, Papi's dance floor was seeing the new generation of days back in the 90s, but his packed weekly at the Venture-No kids listening to live broadcasts story began long before that. "Good thing cell phones didn't of the club scene allover again. "The first time I started playing exist back then. I was a bad Sophisticated equipment now records was when I was 12, bad boy at the Venture-NoThat replaces what DJs spent years back inthe early80s. I remember Take advantage of was my first taste of popularity. to do. The industry continues to I used to play the records for my Guys wanted to give me head evolveitself.Fromthe deejaythat Uncle as got dressed to go to now has a platform forhis mixes special offers, the Disco. I always wanted to or sleep with me" he laughs. His popularity grew and he was to the artists using social media go where he was going. I didn't outlets to promote their music. discounts, freebies realize that was the start of my asked to spin at the Prideparade back in 2005. .. You no longer need a record DJ career!" He fell in love with label, but you still need creativity. and more the music and in 1981 began Papi is currently spinning at The EDM scene has exploded buying records, "My first album Eagle Houston every Friday and that's a great thing." available only to was the GoGo's Beauty and the night. "I play House, Pop, Tech, Beat. Years later, my first 12" & mix it up with some retro You can experiencethe music of DJ Papiweeklyat EagleHouston TWIT Rewards inch club mix would be Bryan beats from the 70's, 80's, 90's (213 Milam Street, Houston), so Ferry Don't Stop the Dance." or 2000's! We have a big 90's just pop by and you'll get a taste Card He was so in love with buying club following so I playthat every of what's hot - new and old. records that he would secretly chance I get." The music that Also, you can check out his site members. skip using the lunch money he really drives Papi are 70s Disco at djpapi.com for some of his got from his folks to squirrel it and 80s synth/industrial sounds homegrown H-Town mixes for away for the music store! that we all love, "that'll get me • • you to listen to. DJ Papi knows running to the Dancefloor every Later in the 80s, during the Club what drives a dance floor, and 6400/93Q (Top 40 format not time! Oh and I must not forget that is all I need to keep me..... Country) days, DJ Papi would Grace Jones. She is one of my under the mirrorball! record the liveshow on Saturday top 3 idols of all time. I used to nights. Havingonly one tumtable want to look like her as a child!" TWIT Pg.10 TWIT November s, 2012 I used to have a few of these apps. They were fun to look at and see how many guys were around the area, But, guys, some advice: UPDATE YOUR PICTURES! My God, some of you guys are still using pictures from ten years ago! I know we'd all like to think we look the same, but, honeys, I've seen you in person, The hair is thinner (regardless of the plugs), the guts are thicker (regardless of the Spanx), and the face has a few of more wrinkles (regardless of the Oil of Old Lady), And that's okay! It's called age! Embrace it! There's nothing worse than showing up to meet a trick and realizing their profile was a lie, They turn out to be ten years older, seven inches shorter (in more places than one), Social apps are what you make of them, You can and fifty pounds heavier, And I question profiles use them for chatting, cruising, stalking, hook- with only torso shots, The chest and arms may ups, increasing your photo library, whatever, But look great, but what about the face? Looking at don't rely on them as a magical way to meet a sexy torso is one thing, but if the head doesn't someone, especially if that person is just a few feet match, I wouldn't go there, I'm big on kissing, away, Doing so says that you don't have enough but if the body looks like a porn star and the face self-esteem and courage, Have the balls to go looks like the Elephant Man, we got a problem, So, up to them and introduce yourself, Nothing says By The Bartender once again guys: Update your profile pictures and confidence like a handshake and a greeting, And information" .with the truth, if you don't have any friends and rely on social apps to meet people, put the phone down and As I said, I'm not against these apps, Hell, I met come to the bar, I'll introduce you to some of my UnlOCkedthe front door and almost hit my my partner online! But we took things the old- finder" app. These apps make it easy to chat, meet customers .. .that aren't crazy, first customer in the ass when I pushed the or hook-up with guys around the area, I had one of fashioned way; slow, We met, went out on a lot of !door open, He tumed, mumbled something those moments where I showed my age, "Back in dates, got to know each other, and then eventually Thanks and take care of each other, guys, and hurried past me, "Hello to you too, Bitch," I MY day, we went to a bar and TALKED to people," got tangled in the sheets, It was only after I started TWIT mumbled in return, He sat waiting for me at the bar, having an emotional connection with him that we I've seen groups of friends sit at a table and every head hung low, My first thought was that this boy had sex, And it's worked for us, single one of them has their face buried in their was already drunk, I came around and asked what phone, Whether it be updating Facebook or cruising he wanted to drink, His head rose and I noticed his the guys around the area, they're not socializing red, puffy eyes, Oh, great. I gotta play psychiatrist so with the person right in front of them! I posed a early in my damn shift, "Bitch, why are you crying?" challenge to a group once, I had everyone put their I asked in my ever so gentle way, He responded phones down and the first person to pick their that he had just broken up with his boyfriend, "How phone up to get on a social app would buy the next long were you guys together?" He wiped his eye, round of drinks, It was so difficult for these bitches! "A week," My bar towel flew through the air and I could see them fidgeting and reaching for their slapped him across the face, Call me crazy, but a phones unconsciously, After about twenty minutes, week doesn't merit this kind of emotional distress, they became engulfed in their conversation and the Before he could react to my harsh beating I said, apps were ignored, This was of course after three "Well, the trip to the bathhouse must've not cured rounds of drinks, you of your depression," He was flabbergasted! "I was NOT at the bathhouse! That's disgusting!" I'm not opposed to these apps, but I find it I smiled and said, "Honey, you're sitting under a ridiculous to text someone that's across the bar black light.