THE CDNCQRDIAN Concordia College Moorhead.Minn. 56560 November 19,1976 Vol.69 No, 11 Shirley Chisholm looks for democratic, moral reawakening in U.S. Congresswoman expresses optimism over a southerner Pn the WhiteHouse Ijy Karen Hoisington even though by tradition, Chisholm asserted. She has * Congresswoman Shirley Chis- Southerners have been firm visited Indian reservations, Ap- holm said, "Some people don't separationists and segregation- palachian mountain poor white like to hear me talk because I ists. President-elect Carter pro- areas, and Mississippi black tell it like it is." But judging vides one oiChisholm's answers ghettos. "You'd never come from her combination of con- to the crucial failings in the back to Concordia the same,Jf structive criticism, with opti- past. "He has the ability to deal you saw what I saw; . . .and mism, and the subsequent rap- humanistically and competently then the government has the port with her audience, this with the issues," she said. nerve to talk about sending care brand of truthtelling is quite "If 'dear' President Ford had packages abroad. What about effective. been returned to office, I care packages to America's An overall message of the shu.dder to think of the minori- children!". congresswoman's speech was ties' chances for improvement." Chisholm's concluding an- that, despite the many govern- "Under the Nixon-Ford ad- swer to corrupt government ment mistakes in the past, we ministration, blacks and poor policies'was--"We're all our may see a restoration of faith in people could only grow bitter," brother's keeper." She offered a \ the democratic process during she said. "They were the first to more specific prescription for the upcoming years. become dispensable during the the individual in the panel/ "People have become disillu- economic crisis; the first victims discussion following the lecture. sioned with the perverted pro- of the recession." "Solutions involve, first, cesses," she said. "They think, Chisholm sees the recent the relinguishment of the 'poli- what difference does the presi- administration as "a govern- tics as dirty business' attitude; dential election outcome make? ment that doesn't listen." Ford's and then, becoming politically Candidates are all alike any- central campaign theme was and 'stick-to-it-ively' involved at way." overtaxation of the American a local level." For students, she Congresswoman Shirley Chisholm appealed to youth in her speech public because of the bulging advocates becoming informed on Monday night. But Chisholm speculated, '•Maybe a southerner can turn budget of social programs. by reading newspapers for at these misconceptions aroundv> "What they failed to realize least 45 minutes daily. Other- was the problem of unemploy- wise without knowledge, how ment. While there are 7.5 can you lead the country in the million Americans who want to future?" work but can't, large corpora- She also responded to several tions are still allowed to main- audience questions of current Swine flu story began in Ft. Dix tain most of their six-figure social importance; most heated- incomes under our taxation ly to the issue of school system," she pointed out. by Charles (task, Jr. hospital he was in a coma. An The summary states: "The desegregation. "All the hoopla The recent federal outlay of hour later he was dead. results indicated that the opti- '.'The resulting strategy of over 'busing' is a bunch of 135 million for the swine flu An autopsy showed that Lewis mally constituted influenza vac- playing on the fears of the baloney," she exclaimed. "The vaccination program, although had died of a classic case of cine at standard dosage levels working class, and pitting.them real issue is obtaining "resources lauded by the government, pneumonia. have little, if any, effectiveness against the poor is one of the and curricula for inner-city comes under some suspicion The Communicable Disease and that even very large doses factors of American frustration schools. Busing is merely an • when areas of misinformation Center in Atlanta, upon the of vaccine do not approach the and apathy," Chisholm said. 'artificial instrument.' This are considered. analysis of samples, concluded, high degree of effectiveness that "Those opting out of the system country doesn't have the guts to At Ft. Dix in January of this on the basis of the situation-at has been achieved with other are those whose input we need get to the root of the cancer year, recruits were found to Fort Dix, that the swine virus vaccines. most. Namely, minorities,-wo- (racism)." - men, and youth." have the flu. When the virus was had spread from pig to man and A recent article in the British And the real instruments? isolated is was presumed to be a thence to other men. This would medical-journal,The Lancet . ChisholmV hope lies in the Housing policies where blacks form of A/Victoria/75, a virus be important as swine flu is noted that six British volunteers youth. She said, "You can't dare and whites' live together in that had developed in New sometimes communicable from who were deliberately exposed drop out. Those students who communities; hence, the ques- Guinea and that killed 20,000 pig to man, but seldom from to the swine-flu virus developed provided the moral conscience tion of comparable neighbor- Americans in 1975. Additional- man to man. - only mild illness, that the virus forViet-Nam--the political acti- hood schools wouldn't even ly, at a very low level of activity, This conclusion went through did not seem to be predisposed vists of the 60/s-have become come up. indications of a non-A/Victoria proper channels and ended up to spread among people, and narcissists, involved only in A slightly ironical tinge strain of virus was discovered, as the vaccination program that that the episode at Fort Dix personal, self-absorbing pur- pointed out by Chisholm was- which later turned out to be President Ford announced on might well be an isolated suits: TM and guru religions. where were all the attackers of swine flu. March 24. incident. And then, most of my middle busing a while ago when black aged friends have minds like The death that has been The importance of the vacci- Other criticism has come children had to wak up at 4 attributed to this strain of virus nation program was stressed by concrete-mixed up and well a.m. to be bused to little shack from the scientific world. It set. So it's up to you/' yielded to doctors the first and the memory of the 1918-1919 seems' that in .manufacturing, schools on the outskirts of last recognizable sample of flu-plague that killed 20 million the present vaccine lacks the Another subject that domi- town? A/New Jersey/76 swine flu. people world wide. In the 1930's ingredient called neuraminidase nated the two-hour lecture and In response, to other ques- Researchers have been unable scientists traced this epidemic that is an active component that discussion was U.S. foreign tions, she foresees the need for to isolate this virus in the other to a pig virus. However, a triggers the body's second line policy, particularly as it relates the "restoration of the city," living human beings who be- research report published in of defense. No one appears to to the Third World. During her control'of "stark mad military came ill after the incident at Science magazine on Oct. 3, know why it was emitted, but travels abroad, she has found insanity," and the invention of a Fort Dix.- 1969, gave evidence otherwise. government officials are not' that the "ugly American" image workable energy policy so that The incident itself cannot be -. Three notable scientists (one particularly concerned. There is - still persists. In fact, America is "we aren't caught sleeping in an . accounted for totally by the of whom received a Nobel Prize evidence though that suggests more than ever losing its emergency crisis." killing effects of the virus. When this year) found evidence that the effectiveness of the vaccine respect, prestige and influence. Chisholm questioned the the army recruit, David Lews, cast a shadow on the swine-flu- would drop by 10 to 20 per cent "We (government) must rea- priorities set by certain groups. fell sick and reported to the 1918-plague. They found that it without it. lize that paternalism won't Why. not develop good housing medical clinic, he was found to was possibly an A/Victoria What was the point o£ all work/' Chisholm said. "Also, before bringing back rocks and have a fever of 100 degrees and strain that had caused the this? Coming during an election that U.S. aid doesn't insure the pebbles from the moon? And was told to stay in his quarters epidemic. year the finger could be pointed right to dictate to other nations. "instead of environmentalist for 48. hours. The medical On top of htis, the very at President Ford's desire to We certainly wouldn't let others pleas like 'save the whale', how officer at Fort Dix believes that effectiveness of the vaccine seem like a caring father. come in and control our internal about saving the babies eaten Lewis, had he remained in his itself has been held in question. But there might be a more government." by rats in the ghettos!" quarters, would have survived. One of the few well-controlled notable reason. The flu vaccine Amidst spontaneous ap- Before receiving her second But Lewis marched five miles clinical trials to test actual is only effective from two to 12 plause, she proceeded to sug- standing ovation of the evening, the next day to the small-arms disease-prevention effective- months. The population would gest an examination of moral Shirley Chisholm promisee! that range in order'to conclude his ness of flu vaccine was conduc- have to be uniformly revaccin- conscience.' Namely, that "the growth and development are basic training, be refused to ted during the Hong Kong flu ated every year to have any kind U.S. must discontinue the use of coming. Using the South as a return to barracks at noon when epidemic of 1968. The results.of of valid preventive program. -massive political, technological barometer, certain negotiating he was noticeably ill. In the this study are repeated in the This would bring an enormous * and financial advantages to attitudes exist that would,have- midst of the return hike, Lewis' bulletin of the World Health amount of money to everyone plunder others under the guise been unheard of ten years ago. condition began to deteriorate. Organization for 1969 by scien- of extending the hand of "And maybe a Southern presi- By the time he was brought to a tists for the CDC in Atlanta. Swine flut o page 6 democracy." dent can bring ah end to the "Charity begins at home," civil strife once and for all." Editorial

Although certain members of The Student Appropriations Board have already proved their irresponsibility to The Concordian, we hoped that by some unusual twist of fate, The Board would handle our budget in an accountable manner. Obviously, The Concordian approached The Board last week with an astonishing amount of naivete. Rather than concern itself with the budget, the matter at hand, members of the conTmittee saw fit to regard themselves as a consulting firm for The Concordian. They persisted in advising members of The Concordian on matters concerning everything from advertising to reporting. The effect was the same as if we were to stand up in the middle of a Christmas Concert and tell Dr. Christiansen to move the baritones behind the bleachers. The Cpncordian wishes to discuss its financial backing, and not have to succumb to the inane suggestions of a panel of Sunday comic critics. This week The Concordian must again propose their budget to Studenf Appropriations. Either The Board will stay afloat on matters concerning the budget, or they will sink in an attempt to try to advise in an area for which, it is apparent, they have had no preparation, df ... Letters to the Editor

Cobbers protest Concordian's handling of newspaper 'removal' Crow's Nest To the Editors: printed apologies should be an unbiased story telling the adequate for such a simple truth, as our sources revealed it. We think your front page prank. If we steal The Concord- by Jim Nutter article "Goncordian learns iden- ian and give it back an hour Two participants were mem- The new constitution will be a boon to jobholders. Their powers, tities of 'removers' of Oct. 15 later, will you give us a front bers of the Appropriations (as far as SA can be said to have any power) are defined nice and issue" (which resembled a satire page story, too? Had* The Board. Therefore, we have a open so as to make exceeding them easier. The methods by which on "Dragnet") in the Nov. 12 Concordian been stolen with responsibility to inform the they can be removed from office are defined exactly so that student issue of The Concordian, was malicious intent, your story student body, their constituen- outrage may more easily be channeled away from them. Some of very revealing or your personal might have been warranted. As cy of this incident. feelings of Scott Waddell and it is, we feel you are trying to them have been given a flashv new title and a whole new set of However, the editorial staff jobs, that of judicial counselor has been created. Don Jennings. Would you have detriment [sic] their personal allowed their confessions to be The new job, of course, fills a necessary function, that of ironing given them front page coverage, character, and you certainly did out wrangles between the other branches of government. It will if they had not been members of a great job of it. printed, therefore offering these interpret the constitution and so take matter out of the hands of the Appropriations Board? Their individuals a chance to redeem amateur constitutional lawyers. It will rule on elections and so Your friends, \ their integrity.- , make Arettism obsolete. It will decide cases where a student lst-class mail to be Dan Wik and Bill Simmons As for the possibility of you challenges the government and other useful duties will be done. getting your names printed on The Judicial Branch is undoubtedly needed. Distributed Saturdays the front page, we refuse to But there is a flaw. No qualifications have been included in the To the Editors: sibility to print the news. The waste any more spac^ on judicial article. So the qualifications for judge will probably be: The front page story concerning the apathetic people like you. judge must be a roommate, friend, relative closer than seventh In response to requests from stealing of the newspaper was cousin, lover or drinking partner of the president and not an enemy students, the post office will of a majority of the senate. In other words a crony. distribute first class mail to the Another flaw is that there is no continuity in judges. The old boxes on Saturdays, commen- council goes out of business with the election of each new president cing Saturday, Nov. 20. It is Debaters protest lack of coverage and the new president gets to choose which persons will make up understood that the post office the" new council. No one is there to assist the new members or to window will not be open and no RE: Coverage of the Debate If the paper plans to continue serve As a counterweight to the new judges., Therefore, court business will be transacted on Squad their policy of limited coverage packing becomes almost a necessity, even a duty, of the new Saturday; and it is further noted' .we*would appreciate an explan- president. To the Editors: that there will be no distribution ation as to the justification for A third flaw is that there is no mention of the power of judicial of parcels on Saturday. For the past two months the the policy. Otherwise we look review, except for that rather sketchy mention in Art. IV Sec. 2. The exact time at which mail debate squad has prepared and forward to the appearance to There is no mention also, as to whether or not the council *will will be available in the post., submitted for publication in the attached news story and the decide which cases it will hear or whether it must hear the plea of boxes cannot be guaranteed, each issue a summary of the ones to follow. anyone, who sheerly for the pleasure of making trouble, brings case but it is hoped that distribution past weekends' results. In that Debby Brown after case before the,council, in the hope that, one of them will will be completed by around period of time The Concordian contain enough law so that one of them will be decided to the and noon. has seen fit to publish only one Cindy Carver plaintiffs advantage. There will be ho phone calls story. The debate squad firmly Another serious omission is that "conduct unbecoming of an accepted in the post office on feels that we deserve coverage official of the Student Association" is vague. What is such conduct? Saturday mornings. in your paper as much as any Editors Note: Is it crime? Is it the playing of injurious pranks? Is it election fraud? I other shcool activity. The Con- hope someone will define it. Here is a job for the Judicial Council. The Concordian strives for fair Donald Helland cordia debate program is known coverage of campus activities. We have adopted a good constitution, as far as it goes. But it' nationally as the attached story However, due to a space does not go far enough. \, ' . • ^ Vice President Business Affairs should attest to. We think it shortage, it becomes relatively only right that we should also impossible to cover all activities become known on our campus. satisfactorily. We apologize.

Impeachment drive fails; Mark Harless Dan Lallinen Gary Baune Graphics Initiators suspend efforts Schaeffle Layout Editor Sports Editor An impeachment drive was tical as to whether an impeach- John Photo Editor able offense had actually been Tom Rasmusson m;mr Copy Editor prompted by the incident invol- • tfV#&; •X-'^M hf&t. vx& committed. Anne Nelson' ving the removal of an issue of Most importantly, they telt Technical Cindy Williams, Wanda Thompson, |efry McNabney, Craig Broman, The Concordian by two appro- f that with the publishing of the o^Slan Mork, Laura FretlarKJ, Cheryl Erickson, Derinda Zuelke, Robert Broad, Mark priations board members several \ • i '* - »• •"• '-•• Anderson Lynp Rostedt, Patty Nelson, Kay Anderson. weeks ago. The movement, in details of the incident last week (V'.'Ift.VV..- Compugraphics Carol Baurhan, Jim Meyer in The Concordian, one of the ». ... -..+•> Healines Dave Tews, Brad Edin the petition stage, now seems to "Photos ..Naie Hanson. Dave Highntfss, Steven Crothe have died. , major goals ot the petition drive Writers Sally Evrldge, Colleen Cross ley, Nick Burg,' Jonl HubVed, was fulfilled: ,the facts were'j Uaig Carlson, William Lindman, Jean Caspers, Ned Larsen, Bill Ocn. LezWe Lord, The students who initiated made public. Brad Edin, Laura Brunsmar, Tom Rajmujjon, Robert Broad, Vim? Bremer, jody the petition cited several rea- They also said they lacked the Schermerhorn, Jim Nutter, Brent Reichert, Dave Tews Chuck Rask, Ray Beckel. sons for their decision* to The ConcoroVan is published weekly for the' Concordia College community. time needed to pursue the ease "Opinions expressed are not necessarily the opinions of the college. discontinue seeking signatures. further and doubted that the Letters and articles must be typed on a sixty-spaced line and double-spaced and One student stated that he i submitted before Monday noon of the week in which they are to bo published. Appropriations Board would act Unsigned letters will be published only by prior discussion with the editor. Letters had spoke with several board even if a petition were pre- "^ will fre limtted to 3S0 words. \ - members who appeared skep- sented.

PACL2 THE CONCORDIAN NOVEMBER 19, 1976 Crossfire by Mark Harless colleges in Minnesota using this, Is the proposed system fair for approve or disapprove. Essenti- with information such as the The proposed grading system system: St. Olaf, St. Johns and the students presently enrolled? ally, the students do not have above. However, this was not should be a major concern for Augsburg. Students entered Concordia much influence cm the final . done. the entire student body. The Hartdagen was not sure how with full knowledge of the 'decision. It will be the supreme insult if proposed system (A:4.0, A many schools in the nation used present grading system, both this policy is passed without minus:3.7, B pius:3.3, B:3.0, However, the real gripe is that this system. This point may more students being informed etc.( will no doubt vary an pros and cons. Now they will be the administration has made no seem trivial except for those individual's grade point aver- helplessly forced into a system conscious effort to inform the of the matter through the efforts age, commonly referred to as a students interested in furthering in which the student has a entire student body with the of our administration. The stu- G.P.A. their educations. minimal vote (four votes in the pros and cons of the issue. Sure, dent body should demand to be The faculty senate is propo- There seems to be some faculty senate as opposed to 50 there was an open forum in informed. sing this new grading system in discrepancy as to how this faculty members). which a handful of student We should not let this contro- hopes that grades can be inevitably lower G.P.A. would Is this justice? Dean Hartda- participated, but the majority of versial policy enter through the recorded more accurately. With affect our students applying for gen pointed out that the grading the student body is still unin- back door. Dean Hartdagen has formed. ' the present grading system, a graduate schools. system is one of the few policies allowed that to happen once too student with a high B average is It would be possible that a at Concordia over which the If Dean Hartdagen is honestly many times. The conveniently not distinguished from a student Concordia student would have ai faculty stilj has complete con- concerned with informing the silent changing of the pass/fail with a low B average. G.P.A. 0.3 points lower than a trol. It is quite evident that he student body of the proposal, he system last summer is a prime Therefore the idealogy behind student at a state school and intends to keep it that way. would have stuffed P.O. boxes example. the system is to prevent "coas- still have a higher percentage Morrie. Lanning is concerned ting" and to distinguish the average. This is possible be- with the new grading system. He student who has attained a cause several departments at raised a question as to how the somewhat higher percentage on Concordia have policies where new system would affect acade- test scores. 93 per cent equals an A, mic pressures. Would the al- The system appears to be fair whereas at many state schools ready highly pressured pre-law CO-OP and generally attractive to ever- 90 per cent equals an A. student become even more body but the "coaster." How- If a Concordia student has a pressured? This seems to be OPPORTUNITIES ever, there are implications 93 per cent average and receives compounding the problem ra- which the student should be a grade point of 3.7, and a state ther than relinquishing it. TKe IMMEADIATE OPENING for an Economics or Business aware of and questions that school student has an average of new system would force- more Administration major at Coca-Cola Co. need answering. 90 per cent, receiving a 4.0 pressure on the student who has If this system is adopted, grade point, an injustice has to struggle for the almighty "A." SECOND SEMESTER research opportunities Concordia would be one of few occurred. This policy is a controversial for Biology and Chemistry majors at the schools to grade in this manner. Would % per cent be the new issue that needs weighing out, Metabolism and Radiation Research Lab in According to Dean Hartdagen, criteria for an A for a grade which in this instance will be Fargo. point of 4.0? That is outrageous! there are presently three private left up to the faculty senate to If interested, contact the Co-op Ed Office in Academy 114 (3492).

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NOVEMBER 79, 7976 THE CONCORD1AN PACE 3 Mama Mia! That's a by Karen Hoisington very from Elton John to a could be described as mildly Originally an Italian special- honkytonk type of music. classy, with low lighting and ty, pizza has become almost as - Customers are even given the candles on each table. American as apple pie. It's the opportunity to become part of Jo my taste, Pizza Hut is one food that can get away with the entertainment—just sing,a- preferable to Shakey's because the oddest conglomerations- long to the words projected on a it is possible to carry on a pineapple with tomato sauce screen. Other nights, old-time conversation and hear one with olives with sauerkraut—and Laurel and Hardy movies are another. However, this pleasant still be called tasty, although, shown. atmosphere is obviously what your stomach doesn't always The scenery is colorful even you pay for. The pizza is not so agree afterwards. though not culturally consis- superb, From Italy to the U.S., pizza tent. There are Italian red and Duane's House of Pizza falls has undergone several transi- white checkered table cloths, into a whole different category- tions. Italian cookbooks pre- humorous English "Ye Olde- the "no frills" pizza "joint." It's scrjbe "copious glasses of rough Notices," and an American a favorite among Concordia red wine" as the necessary 195O's jukebox, in addition to students, especially for delivery accompaniment, but pizzeria's the stainedglass windows and (as Duane says they do more in the Fargo-Moorhead area, lampshades. delivery than in-re$taurant ser- among others, have changed its vice.) companion to beer. They have The only drawback to Sha- The atmosphere is slightly also created a whole new aura key's is, some of us wouldn't be reminiscent of comic book for the serving of this dish. able to enjoy it. Because they teenage hangouts. Big padded Often, going out for pizza is serve beer. tr\e restaurant is booths line the walls, each with is excellent; and it could be a they're a far cry from "real" more oi an occasion than a divided into two sections. The their own mini-jukebox featur- quiet place to study. pizza, but costwise only $1.09 meal. "fun" side, described previous- ing greats like Johnny Nash and Pinky's and Mike's just recent- to $2.69. The best example of this is ly, is for adults 21 and over, or Claudine Longet. ly split management, but still With minimal culinary ef-. Shakey's where you can expect children accompanied by their Duane said the building was serve the identical pizza. Both forts, little individual pizzas can entertainment as well as a good parents. once Moorhead Daily News, were unique experiences in their be made that exceed the fake pizza. They have a pianist and If you were 20 years old, you until it was converted to House own way. frozens. The only ingredients guitar player, beginning at 6 would have to sit in the of Pizza in 1950. He took over in The atmosphere at Mike's needed are English muffins (cut p.m., whose musical talents "teenage" section. Here, the '59 and has been "making pizzas could be described as "none", in half), tomato paste, cheese drab atmosphere consists of longer than anyone else in the and the constant dinging of the and whatever else. Then just picnic bench tables, and Ye area." He performs this art right pinball machines might cause heat them in an oven until the Olde Notices that read "No in sight of all, and it's easy to you to eat faster so you can cheese melts. ArtCarved Smoking" and "Don't Co Be- see that he's a pro. leave sooner. Nothing pleasurable in life is 'yond This Line Unless 21." It's Try Tom's Pizza, if you're Pinky's is also tacky, but who supposed to be enjoyed without wedding line wnen you used to hear all after taste and not atmosphere. cares when you're lucky enough a twinge of conscience. For the fun at your parent's parties, Just 10 minutes after ordering, a to get a red star of your receipt pizza, the drawback is that tfs but weren't allowed to go non-greasy exquisite pizza with for a $3.00 discount (like I was). supposedly a fattening "junk downstairs. a tray of spices are served to you "Pinky," the owner, said he food." Why couldn't they restrict the personally by the owner, Tom originally owned all of the pizza But Betty Nelson, nutritionist sale of beer instead of the Tvedt. shops in town 15 years ago and in the Home Ec department entertainment and nice atmos- Tom's is located just a short has gradually sold out to dispelled this myth. "Of course phere? All of.the other pizza walking distance away from different managements. pizza has food value," she said. places in the F-M area do it that Concordia, although they, too, In all fairness, Broadway "The cheese is a complete way. specialize in delivery. Pizza North musfve been hav- protein, the crust a bread Pizza Hut, part of another The 90-year-old building is ing difficulties on the night it product, and the tomato has nationwide franchise, has been often the butt of jokes. Before was being tested. When the vitamins." in Moorhead for seven years. It's opening in 1962 as a pizza pizza arrived, 45 minutes after As for calories, Nelson claims a step down from Shakey's but place, it was a funeral home. ordering, the pizza crust was that there are no "fattening strives for the same "family The building has also been used faulty. (And please, get ride of food," just a fattening diet. "It's fun" kind of atmosphere. as a barber shop, gun shop, and the dentist office music.) only harmful when high calorie While waiting (around 25 awning business. Then there are always the foods become your only diet," minutes) for your pizza, the "Homey" is a nice way to frozen food sections at super- she said. game placemats can provide a describe the atmosphere, markets, where you can select In that case, it looks like I'll real intellectual challenge (to though "homely" may be a more from over 30 varieties of pizza be researching my next article at the eight-year-old). The setting honest term. Repeat: the pizza and pizza rolls. Tastewise, Weight Watchers.

PIZZA RATINGS Canadian Creasy? Serve Beer? _ Deliver? Cheese Sauce Bacon TOM'S Good good excellent excellent yes,-60 [MHD] amount no no

DUANE'S lots good excellent burnt & thin [MHD] yes yes, If 18 yes, .60 this time SHAKEY'S lots & great LYRIC "A" not much good quality crispy yes, if 21 no [FCO] 7 exotic cheeses but good no

PIZZA HUT minimal not much good amount [thick & Chewy no - too yes, if 18 no [MHD] amount but bland variety] too dry believe much crust PINKY'S lots thick Si 8ood good no no yes, .80 [FGO] good

v •: \ MIKE'$_ lots thick 8ood good no yes. if 21 yes, .80 If yoy believe in lasting love, salty and thin ? burnt select your wedding ring BROADWAY/ lots, but WATERY very no no from our ArtCarved collec- PIZZA SHOP hard not cured around edges tion today. ^ >:'.••

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PACE 4 THE CONCORDIAN _ -, NOVEMBER 79, 7976 Society pledging can be embarrassing but pu Pledging serves to get acquainted, insures involvement by Geoff Crane time alloted for pledging. ing active and meaningful par- it's because they don't consider not the aim of the administra- The three main societies When a student pledges for aticipation on the part of new JJS as contributing--or perhaps tion. "They want to keep us which presently exist at Concor- society at Concordia he still members. conforming-to their idea of a around, but their official at- dia college (the Mondamins, finds himself subjected to the Unfortunately for societies, Concordian Community." titude has always been one of a Chi Delta Phi-Chi Zeta Lambda, occassionally embarrassing, if pledging has been and con- Another LDS member- who strict in loco parentis." Never- and AES-LDS) have a unique not mildly absurd, activities that tinues to be a sore spot with the was present during Anita's theless, Cottington also express- quality and structure to them can be found* on any pledging college administration. Last comments added that she ed dissatisfaction with the ad- that contrasts sharply with their calendar. spring the Inter-Society Com- thought such an attitude on the ministration's attitude and the sorority-fraternity counterparts The Mondamins have their mission was informed that administration's part was both image societies have on campus at other colleges. "raw egg races" and "telephone pledging would be reduced from unfair and mistaken. "I think the as a whole.,, , Although many facets of their relays;" the latter half of four weeks to three weeks, people who come to Concordia Randy Anderson perhaps best pledging activities share similar- AES-LDS has its Hawaiian Ntght- which it presently is, and some share the same basic values. But summed up the societies' posi- ities with these counterparts, an evening that involves dress- members of Chi Delt-Chi Zete why should everyone be expect- tion when he pointed to some fo the peculiarities of Concordian ing up in grass skirts and passing and AES-LDS feel that the ed to express those values in a the constructive potentials and societies are such that the out leis to passengers unboard- subject may be taken up again given way?" realities which the societies pre-jnitiation days of pledging ing at an oftentimes snowy at the next meeting between the She continued "The whole have contributed not only to the for any of them are greatly Hector Airport; and Pete Olsen, Inter-Society Commission and idea behind a Christian com- college but to the community as affected President of Chi Delta Phi, still Dean of Students Morrie Lan- munity of love and acceptance, well. The distinction rests primarily recalls with nostalgic affection ning, the administrative repre- realizing that we as well as you Citing such programs as Help on two characteristics. Unlike the initiation night he spent sentative in dealings with so- are not perfect, does not always Week, the Winter Carnival, the traditional sororities and frater- locked in a lavatory with nine cieties. seem to apply to societies." Big Brother-Big Sister programs, nities, the societies at Concor- other men smoking cigars and LDS active Anita Hallstrom Although Hallstrom (as well and some new ideas that the dia are not segregated according pleading for oxygen. quick to defend what she as others) were of the opinion pledges have given him (such as to the sexes. Each society has its However, pledging also in- considers to be a declining that the administration was opening the pool once a week male and female counterparts, cludes the somewhat saner image of societies at Concordia, moving to gradually phase out for work with the handicapped), but the functions of the society aspects of dinner dates, spring says, "The reason I'm so defen- societies at Concordia (the Randy expressed his hope that from a practical standpoint banquets, and pizza parties. sive I guess is that I don't feel evidence they point to is the "the administration, in deciding always involve both factions. What the average student sees societies get objective backing continual reduction of pledge about societies, would take into This, perhaps more than who is not involved with the from the administration as a time since 1970 when societies consideration the positive po- anything else, *is responsible for societies is the lowlier aspects of whole." had nine weeks of pledging), tential that societies have to waht many members refer to as what at times appears to be an When asked why she thought Scott Cottington, the chairman work creatively in the com- a "club atmosphere" that is both amoebic or even wormy.exist- the administration wasn't back^ of the Inter-Society Commis- munity." more open and less intense than ence; but Society members feel ing societies, she said, "I think sion, is of the opinion that this is is traditionally the case. that many are quick to judge The second characteristic and do not take into considera- NOW ON SALE which plays a determining role tion the essential purpose be- UP TO 1/2 off on carpet is that Concordian societies hind pledging. Increasing numbers remnants and oriental have no affiliation with any "Pledging," says Randy An- rugs, for dorms at *such organizations not within' derson of Chi Delt, "not only CARPET BY RON the Concordian community it- serves the purpose of insuring Follow Rev. Moon 61 Broadway Fargo self. that everyone get to know one verses are taken from biblical None of the societies here are another, but it also assures more by Paul Ousman scripture by Moon in this book nationally chartered, nor do active involvement by demand- The Unification Church is and are used to prove his unique they extent their influence ing of a persoVi that he put only one of many religious cults belief system while other verses outside the realm of this col- something into an organization that are attracting young people are conveniently ignored. before he can take something \PAPER \ lege. In addition to this, the today. With a membership of It is hard to see just what the out." activities and functions of the 30,000 in the U.S., 300,000 in actual beliefs of the church are. societies, even- down to the This is an idea which has been Korea, 200,000 in Japan, and a Moon's, ideology, which is the ? SHACK? collecting of the dues, is repeatedly stressed by actives rapidly increasing following in church's ideology, seems to overseen by the Inter-Society and pledges alike. Pledging, to Europe, the Unification Church change from sermon to sermon. 9 9 ? 9 ? Commission, which is respon- be sure, is considered by society is a religious and political force The only thing that doesn't • ' ? ? • i sible for (among other things) people to be more than a mere to be dealt with. A change is Moon's insistence working between the school exercise-in the virtues of humil- The leader of the Unification upon loyalty and subservience. 9 Moorhead ? administration and the societies ity. It is an integral and even Church ts Rev. Sun Myung in determining the length of According to Don Harbor, the Center vital part of any society, insur- Moon, An apparently shrewd director of the Unification business man,. Rev. Moon* has Church in Fargo, Moon's life- Mall large investments in the U.S. ' style, the methods of converting and Korea. members to the church, and the Along with profits from these actual beliefs of the church Cord debaters reach elimination investments and money from have been grossly misinter- WANT SOMETHING the work of the many members preted by the press. FUN AND HELPFUL Round in Houston tournament of the Unification Church, Rev. Mr. Harbor is only too willing Moon has ample funds to to lecture on the life and TO DO? v finance publications and large principles of Rev. Moon. For the JOIN US IN PAINTING ' Concordia debaters partici- Redlands. gatherings to convert newmem- inquiring individual who'would pated at the University of Texas bers. Irke to see how a big business THE CHRISTMAS (Houston) tournament this past The Cobbers-placed ninth in a The doctrine of the Unifica- that feeds off the money and weekend. Teammates Kathy CONCERT MURAL field of over 80 teams. Keller- tion Church is the "Divine lives of young members oper-t Kellerman and Mark DeYoung man was also named seventh Principle/' explained in a book ates, the two or three hours of posted a 6-2 record in prelimi- speaker out of a total of 164 by that title, which serves as the, incoherent lecturing may be NO EXPERIENCE nary rounds, which qualified debaters. The Cobbers' elimina- movement's bible. Selective worth it.' • ' them for competition in eli- tion round loss was at the hands NECESSARY mination rounds. of Redlands. PLACE: THREATRE Concordia wins were over This weekend the Cobber CELLAR GALLERY such teams as Dartmouth, Uni- squad is participating at the WORKSHOP- versity of Texas ("Arlington), L.E. 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NOVEMBER 79, 7976 THE CONCORDIAN PACE 5 MGXICd N VII LLdGGdUTHermc Mexican DIMIHG Swine flu * '.•• •* From page 1

Open seven in the medical industry — doctors, drug companies; insur- days a week, ance companies. And the initial promoting of such a program 11 a.m. to 11p.m. has been started with Americans own tax dollars. Sunday - Thursday The government's seemingly well intentioned try to save us 11 a.m. to 1:30 a.m., all from an untimely death is increasingly unbelievable when Friday and Saturday it is noted that the money used to combat the swine flu will far exceed the total budget for both research and enforcement in occupational health each year. 814 Main Ave. At this time 2.2 million are either permanently or tempo- Downtown Fargo rarily disabled as a result of work accidents and occupatio- Dial 293 -0121 nal disease. An additional 14,000 individuals are killed in work accidents alone. Apart from accident^, some 500,000 workers come down with "offi- cial" occupational diseases each year. The U.S. Department of Labor has stated that at least 25 million injuries and deaths go uncounted each'year. Add the fact that the govern- JEHHFJEFF ment continues (o allow drugs that are known causes of disease to be put of the market in food and other products, and one might wonder where their true interest lies. Amidst all the promoting and advertising that the medical profession and the government are engaging in, there is the small fact that the average life expectancy of males over 35 has not increased since the turn of the century. Obviously, the population's great willingness to give over the responsibility of their own well being to someone with a position or a degree is not saving the numerous people who are dying from cancer and heart disease each year. Perhaps it is time that individuals started looking and thinking instead of believing and following blindly.

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NOVEMBER 19, 1976 PACE 6 THE CONCORDIAN CC^s production of'Prometheus Bound9 Overcomes difficulties in staging by Tom Rasmusson and sound effects improve the the intense emotions of Prome- "Prometheus Bound" is an action. The chorus provides the theus. exciting reproduction of what, reaction, herping the audience lo, like Prometheus, is per- »p you however profound, could have grasp the fullness of the dia- secuted by Zeus. She was i been a short but tedious Greek logue. punished merely for refusing \A/|LL- play. The original play lacked Prometheus is presented as a Zeus, who had propositioned you OUT/ the intangible quality of audi- Christ figure. He voices bitter- her. She appears in the play ence appeal- ness against Zeus and other wandering across the earth as Action and reaction are stres- godly opponents of mankind. part cow, the disfigurement sed in the presentation. Visual jjm Miller effectively expresses afflicted upon her by Zeus. Cindy Williams plays the role superbly.

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NOVEMBER 1% 1976 THE CONCORDIAN PACE 7 Records bv Ned Larson laid-back. Just the thing to put Corsby, Stills, Nash and Young on before you go to bed. Witn tradition, but you can say a lot J.'j. Cole the exception of the rocking of good things about their Troubadour "Cocaine" and "I'm a Gypsy music. You will if you buy this Shelter/ABC SRL-S2OO2 Man" his music remains mellow album. Grade B. and relaxing. This album is well The latently talented advertis- recorded and produced, the Hot Tuna ing department of ABC Records band is together and Cole has Hoppkorv came up with the caption never sounded better. Grade B. Grunt BFL1-1920-A "Mellow Fantastic" to describe Hot Tuna continues in their this album. As anyone who has Firefall "hard and heavy" style that heard Cole's previous three Atlantic SC 18174 began with their "America's records will attest, this label has Choice" LP a couple of years been pretty accurate. It still is. Doubtless you have heard ago. This record is meant to be Cole's music is often very "Livin' Ain't Livin'" and "You are played LOUD! the Woman" on your much Jorma Kaudonen and Jack abused teenage radio. Contrary Cassady (both ex-Jefferson Air- to popular opinion, pop music planers) form the nucleus of this doesn't have to be awful as it band, which has existed with Lark usually is. The Eagles make slightly different line-ups since NOW 7:40 pm FOR good pop music and so do 1970. THOSF: OF YOU WHO Fleetwood Mac. Hell, even Kaukonen is one of my NEVER KNEW AND FOR Jefferson Starship can keep the favorite all-round guitarists. He THOSE OF YOU WHO Top 40 syndrome from drowning can play acoustic blues with all in its own mire. Well, add HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN the taste of a delta bluesman, or "T-Shirt" he claims "The hiatus is ended/ Firefall to that small but stable wail electric fire with all the Arista 4063 The lax living has to stop/Gid uioocl/tock list of groups who are able to intensity of an overblown "T-Shirt" is the fifth excellent rid of that beer belly/Do wind cross the commercial bridge cream. On this record he plays Wainwright record and is as sprints till you drop." And in while keeping their credibility the latter. crazy and diverse as the other "Just Like President Thieu" he intact. There isn't much to say four. says, "When your friends are Firefall has two "names" in about this record except that it Side one opens with "Bicen- fair-weather/And you're prone the band. Guitarist Rick Roberts is loud bad ass rock'n'roll with tennial" and he sings humorous- to back stabs/You'd best be- was with the Flying Burrito gut-wrenching guitar solos, ly: "You know we have our come a door prize/Put yourself Brothers a few years back with throbbing bass lines and pound- heros/l mean Washington and up for grabs." |H9:35 drummer Michael Clark who ing drums. Lots'of good licks but Lincoln/Including Audie Mur- If an off-beat poet-songwrker phy/Including old Jack Ruby/ STARTS TODAY! also was with the first Byrds {aka these guys are wasting their would-be-star appeals to you "Mr. Tambourine Man", "eight time. Grade B- Wasn't Jack Wonderful/Oh, you (much like John Prine and Steve JACK NICHOLSON Miles High" and the classic of know he certainly was." Goodman)"this record will sure- our time "So You Want to be a Loudon Wainwright III In "Summer's Almost Over" ly tickle your fancy. Grade A. "ONE FLEW Rock'n'Roll Star"). They are OVER THE joined by three other hopeful r'n'r stars whom you probably CUCKOO'S NEST" don't know much about. RATED "R" You can't call Firefall a supergroup in the Blind Faith, Senior directs 'Joe Egg

by Peter Bakken "Joe Egg," a play by Peter Nichols to be presented in the Lab Theatre Dec. 3 and 4 at 8:00 "SHOUT AT p.m., is an unusual combination of comedy and pathos. It is a .T'HE DEVIL "black comedy", that is, a EVE 7:00 & 9:30 PG comedy built around a-situation which is no.t usually taken \ lightly. It concerns a young couple, THE FRONT played by Woody Woodward and Debra Bickel, whose life Eve 7:15 & 9:15 PG revolves around their' spastic daughter, "Joe", played by Cindy Larsen. As Tina Egeland, who is CAR WASH directing the play for her senior * production project explained, "Jokes abound, but Joe is never Eve 7:00 & 9:00 R the butt of any of them."*1 IN SEARCH OF Rather, it is the people and the NOAH'S ARK world around her which are ridiculed. Joe is simply the Joe Egg, a play by Peter Nichols will be performed Dec. 3 as director "catalyst" for the play, indirect- Eve 7:00 & 9:00 Tina Egeland's senior production project ly bringing about the inter- actions between the other char- were involved with Joe's birth acters. However, they cannot under- and early treatment, and the stand the parent's way of Her parents, Brian and Sheila, Vicar who called to offer his dealing with the problem. F-M SYMPHONY attempt to cope with the condolences. Brian's doting mother^ Grace situation through comedy and Their friends, the kind-heart- (Derinda Zuelke), lives "but out I.Robert Hanson, Conductor fantasy. In what Egeland consi- ed Freddie (Wade Zinnecker) of touch" with reality. ders the highlights of the play, and the blase Pam (Colleen According to Egeland, the they parody the doctors who ADOLPH HERSETH, Trumpet Brown), his wife, try to help. play will be entertaining as a comedy, but "it also says some important things about human beings-about the way parents Program of Weber, Hummel treat their children, and hon- esty. Brian and Sheila joke and Shostakovich around a lot, but they are never honest with each other or with SUNDAY-NOVEMBER 21-4 PM themselves." A spastic child is a difficult subject to deal with in a play such as this, so authenticity is MOORHEAD HIGH SCHOOL important. In order to make her AUDITORIUM portrayal as realistic as possible, Phone 233-7596 Larsen has been watching films of an epileptic girl. Nichols himself had a spastic daughter. Admission Free "Joe Egg" is, in a way, his attempt to at least partially Concert supported by grants from the North answer his own rhetorical question: "What are we sup<- Dakota Council on the Arts and Humanities posed to do--cry about it?" and National Endowment for the Arts Admission is 25 cents at the DELIVER door.

PACE 8 THE CONCORDIAN .NOVEMBER 79, 7976 Concordian's own gourmets rate STAYING HERE OVER THANKSGIVN6 BREAK? WANT SOMETHING FUN Fargo V'Old Broadway' worth trying AND HELPFUL TO DO A once in a fleeting moment thing? JOIN US IN PAINTING THE CHRISTMAS CONCERT MURAL By Mark Berg margin "on a Bazooka Bubble ation. PLACE: THEATREWOffKSHOP The Old Broadway is one of Gum comic. . The general consensus several "classy" wining and Despite the shortage on selec- reached by our panel was that -HUMANITIES BUILDING dining places in the Fargo- tion, the food we gnawed was for an evening meal the Old TIME: EVERY EVENING AND ALL WEEKENDS Moorhead area, whose menu very good in taste and in Broadway is a once-in-a-fleet- - UNTILDECEMBER 10 (except was devoured by our own quality. The drinks are good and ing-moment thing, however, Concordian panel of Porkers. quite large. The'word is that earning that 'Mae West' in the 1 they give most customers a Mae peanut bar is a project well NO EXPE ! The general atmosphere in West, Life.preserver when they worth undertaking with a friend the Old Broadway was very free pass a certain degree of inebri- or five. Do it....yes. and easy, with people both dressed to kill, and in jeans, all having a good time. The interior design and purpose is fashioned to portray the early 1900's, which was done successfully, without being too gaudy. Events Calendar PET CANDLE After being seated by the Friday, November 19 Florida's Answer to the Pet Rock host; the menu was presented 9:50 a.m. Student Chapel - ROY HARRISVILLE and there was an instant sound 1:00 p.m. The Concordian Chess Tournament {thru Sun.): PET CANDLE comes to you with com- of hands shuffling through East Complex plete set of operating instructions to pockets and the question that 8:00 p.m. Concordia Theatre, Prometheus Bound: Hum. Theatre flashed through everyone's 8:15 p.m. Faculty recital, CHARLES SECREASE,piano: Hvidsten train your PET CANDLE to sit up, mind was, "Did I bring the Recital Hall stand, light up, and fly. checkbook? Saturday, November 30 Available in Small, Medium, and Large Sizes. The variety of main courses 8:30 a.m. Estate Planning Seminar: Centrum was somewhat limited, with 9:00 - 4:30 p.m. Master class, PAUL SPERRY, tenor: Hvidsten there being only eight entrees. Recital Hall PET CANDLE We were also amazed at the 9:30 a.m. Chi Zete-Chi Delt Society Initiation: Park Region Clubroom 110 Giralda Ave., Coral Gables. Florida 33134 enormity of the menus. To print [7 Small S1.00 plus 50c postage & handling all that they had for "edibles 11:00 a.m. AKX-Mondamin Society mtg: Science 380-386 would actually fit more handily [7:15 p.m. French one-act comedy, "L'Anglais tel qu'bn le parle" - ^; Medium S2.00 plus 75c postage & handling between the fortune and the (English resumes available at the door): Centrum [f Large $3.00 plus 95c postage & handling [8:30 p.m. Song, dance & skit presentation by the "Gais Manitobains" of St. Boniface, Canada. This 30-man group is Name . the official French-Canadian Folklore Group from the Province of Manitoba Address (Admission price for the evening is .50) Classified Ads 8:00 p.m. Concordia Theatre, Prometheus Bound: Hum. Theatre City . . State ^. .. Zip. 8:00 p.m. Senior voice recital, ROXANNE EGGEN: Hvidsten 1976. Pet Candle. Inc. Recital Hall Anyone-student, faculty, or Sunday, November 21 neither -- interested in playing 10:30 a.m. All-College Worship Service, PASTOR ERNIE MAN- and enjoying Irish and Scottish cini; Centrum folk music please call Nelson 6:30 p.m. Circle "K" Club mtg: Park Region Club Room • ^ Whyatt at 236-9540. 7:00 p.m. Appropriations Board mtg: Lib. 306 8:00 p.m. Fellowship of Christian Athletes: Frida Nilsen Lounge LOST CAT: Answers to name 8:00 p.m. Sunday night fellowship: Park Region Club Room Theodora - gold eyes, dark 8:15 p.m. Bicentennial Band Program: Memorial Auditorium colored, medium long fur, big - 9:00 p.m. Sunday film, "Sherlock Holmes and the Scarlet Claw" Call Molly Swisher 233-4492. plus Flash Gordon" Chapter 11: Centrum - 923 2nd St. S. Moorhead. Monday/ November 22 9:50 a.m. Chapel - DR. PAUL DOVRE 7:30 p.m. Seminar on Estate Planning: East Complex, Oak Room The Concordian is looking for 8:00 p.m. Meeting, Office Educ. Ass'n.: prida Nilsen Lounge • people to write, paste-up, and 8:00 p.m. Concert, PAUL SPERRY, tenor: Centrum (Reserved seats other high position tasks. We for students & faculty free at Campus Information) pay the same as the food service Tuesday, November 23 without mashed potatoes. See 9:50 a.m. Chapel - DR. CECIL JOHNSON, Pres., Northern Mn. Dan or-Mark in The Concordian District, ALC BEYOND office in the Knutson Center. 4:00 p.m. Pre-Seminarian group: Park Region Club Room 7:00 j>.m. Tae Kwon-do Club: North Gym (also Nov. 30, Dec. 2) Sick and tired of HOMEWORK?? 7:00 p.m. Bible study with PASTOR GRIMSTAD: East Complex, BICENTENNIAL EVENTS Would you like to take it out on East Room your roommate? We rent boxing 7:30 p.m. German Club mtg: Park Region Cub Room gloves. Call 3439 and ask for 8:00 p.m. SP Coffeehouse,FREDRICKSON & SCHILLING: Taber- Mark. . nacle Wednesday, November 24 ALL AMERICAN Tired of paying $.90 an hour for 9:50 a.m. Chapel - PASTORS CARL LEE & ERNIE MANC1NI • pool? Buy your own set of balls 11:50-12:50 p.m. Spanish conversation table: Red Room (Dec. 1) V. CONCERT^t-% and save!!! Call 3439 and ask for THANKSGIVING RECESS begins at the end of the academic Mark. day. The Concordia College Band NOVEMBER 25-28 - THANKSGIVING RECESS : COLLEGE REP WANTED to distribute "Student Rate" sub- Monday, November 29 - CLASSES RESUME ' MkRlftib v scription cards at this campus. 9:50 a.m. Chapel - Movie, "The Coming of the Stranger", ; . Dale Chads, Pianist Good income, no selling in- 7:30 p.m. Seminar on Estate Planning: Centrum volved. For information & ap- Tuesday, November 30 Sunday, November 21, 8:15 P.M. plication send name & address 9:50 a.m. Chapel - PASTOR ERNIE MANCINI to; Mr. D. DeMuth, Area 2:00 p.m. -1:00 a.m. Christmas Decorating Party: Knutson Center Concordia Membrml^u^oriuVn Manager, 3223 Ernst St., Frank-" 7:00 p.m. Bible Study with PASTOR GRIMSTAD: East Complex^ lin Park, IL 60131 Oak Room 7:30 p.m. Psi Chi Business mtg: Science 386 Free and Open To The Public Bored with life? Try Xeroxing 8:00 p.m. Psi Chi speaker, JAMES MERRILL, "Who Stepped on your face in the Centrum one This Butterfly?" eight by eleven for only one Wednesday, December 1 nickel. " 9:50 a.m. Chapel - PASTOR CARL LEE "RED, WHITE AND 6:30 p.m. Inter-Dorm Council mtg: Lib. 402 '68 Belair, 73,000 mi., steel 7:00 p.m. ' English Dept. film, "King Lear": Sci. LBA .-•-; ". - BLUE" ' belted radials, A.C. P.B. P.S. 8;00 p.m. Chamber Orchestra Concert: Centrum Runs Good. 233-7972 Mark 10:00 p.m. Communion Service: Centrum - A BicentennialSalute in Song Thursday, December 2 Float like a butterfly, Sting like a 9:50 a.m. Chapel - DR. LLOYD NEVE, Religion Dept. I.:-,' By • • bee. Now you can box like • 12 noon- Women's LeagueChristmas'luncheon: E. Complex, E. Rm. aul Muhammed Ali. Dial 3439 and 7:00 p.m. Third World Film Series, "The Nationalists" and ask Mark. "Culebra: The Beginners"^gritrum -"'-^^".'v'^1 ^fe? Sperry,Tenor^ , 7:30'p.m.- Missionary AffiliatidjfS.eJIowship: Sci. 221?-/ .. Tickets At The Information Desk The Concordian wishes the best 7:15 p.m. AES-LDS Society nftg*5tience 217-259 of luck to the new Concordian 8:00 p.m. Bicentennial lecture, DR. LANG DON GILKEY, "Beyond Knutson Center Monday, Editor Karen Hoisington. '76 - A Search for Meaning": Humanities Theatre 10:00 p.m. Campus-devotions: Tabernacle November 22,8:00 P.M.

,'J. NOVEMBER 19, 1976 THE CONCORDIAN PAGE 9 H «- - !•«•« Nordic skiers to sponsor Wintersports slipwDec. 3

Concordia's Bushwhacker on extra weight, find *a warm Cross-Country Ski Club is spon- hole and sleep like the bear. No, soring a winter sports show on we can add an extra layer of Friday, Dec. 3 in the Centrum. clothing and enjoy the winter Unlike any previous club activ- outdoors much as we do during ity the show will bring all of any other season. Fargo-Moorhead's major winter Cross country skiing, ski sports dealers to campus. touring, is for many the best The show will feature displays way to experience the unique of Nordic (Cross Country), Al- quiet and beauty of a northern pine (down-hill), winter camp- Minnesota winter The smooth ing, mountaineering and snow rhythmic movement of ski tour- shoeing equipment and ac- ing, the gliding silently through cesories. A second feature of woodland and the excitement of the show will be a outdoor film watching wildlife all add to the festival. Over four hours of films enjoyment of ski touring. have been booked. Hopefully those attending Paul Rye, Bushwhacker chair- the sports show will better person, and advisor Al Gjersvig understand that there are a describe the show as an oppor- variety of ways to experience tunity for students and staff to winter. Snowshoeing, ski tour- educate themselves as consu- ing, alpine skiing, climbing and One of the major, obvious side effects of the pig tfii shots can be seen on this Cord student mers by comparing price and even camping are all ways to quality of equipment. Rye ex- explore our selves as well as pressed a hope that students will ways to explore our northern attend the show and "get fired winters. up" about participating in win- In conclusion, Paul encour- Pig flu shots cause bizarre side effects ter sports. aged all students and staff to "If looking at the newest attend the winter sports show. equipment and talking to the He emphasized that there will sales reps doesn't get you be no admission charge and that by Nick Burg "bust" students for minor offen- interested, some of the movies the slci club- will have an hope. They responded positiv- certainly will," Rye said. "We Two weeks ago, many people ses. , ely to heavy doses of Mace information table set up for received swine flu vaccinations Dr. Baxter "Soooooee" Chag- will have a variety of movies on students interested in joining -mixed with a leading deodorant winter outdoor activities: cross and are now immune to the rin of the famous Gooda Pen and commercial bathroom the Bushwhackers or beginning virus, but hundreds have been Hospital in Dilworth, Minn., has country skiing, snow caving, a downhill ski club. cleanser. Those given simple hot-dog skiing, mountain climb- suffering from the weakening come up with a "pretty good" placebos made of Drano and and presently incurable side cure. There now appears to be ing and others. We also will Milk of Magnesia showed no have some exciting films on effects of the vaccination. hope for those afflicted with the improvement. Falcon Power baffling malady. sailing, white water canoeing, -Side effects are characterized A test group consisting of some general nature and wild- Bags Turkey Trot by many symptoms: a desire to Dr. Chagrin announced in the local law enforcement officials, life and bicycle racing." stuff money in odd shaped Journal of Punitive Medicine who were suffering terribly, The temperature was a chilly Gjersvig explained that he banks (piggy banks), jumping, that a treatment has been were given the new drug. Since 15 degrees last Saturday morn- on people's backs and shoulders successfully tested on "quite a then, several sufferers have hopes the show will provide some inexpensive entertainment ing as eighteen Cobber students to be carried (pjggy back), few" sufferers. overlooked some double park- turned out for the First Annual messy rooms (pig pen), obsti- for students and staff as well as The main chemical in the new Jng violations though, of course, Concordia Intramural Turkey nancy (pig-headed), speaking in getting people to think about miracle drug is Mace, the not any by students. A few have Trot at the East Complex field. a jargon that is made by the arrti-personal spray originally even resisted bribes by high how they react to our winter systematic mutilation of English developed, ironically enough, officials. months. To live happily in this Four squads competed, each (pig Latin), overeating -- especi- to be used by those most climate you can not stay in side consisting of two men and two Sufferers can also go to all winter dreaming of 90 degree ally at the Commons (piggish), afflicted with the side-effects treatment centers, designed as a women. The team victor was wallowing in Prexy's Pond, commonly known as "The J. temperatues and suntans. To Falcon Power, led by Jon pig sty, to receive treatment for enjoy this environment we need rooting up the lawns, and, oddly Edgar Hoove Syndrome." trichonosis, worms in the gut, Gossett's first-place finish. Nick enough, an affliction "most to learn to adjust to winter The new drug was originally and to have rings removed from much as the animals do. This Burg, Barb Carford, and Sandy noticeable among counselors, a tested on "a good many" their noses. "Ba-da-ba-da-ba- Borgstahl followed for Falcon desire to carry billy clubs and doesn't mean that we should put counselors thought to beyond da. That's all folks." Power in- places 3,11,and 12, respectively. Each of the four will receive an Intramural T-Shirt, and the WANT TO GET A CT\ quartet together was awarded a SKI PACKAGE V 7lb. frozen turkey. WITHOUT SPENDING Spikers end season A BUNDLE? With MAIAWtourney by Nancy Stems - Last weekend, the 1976 women's volleyball team con- cluded their season in the MAIAW tournament in Duluth. This year, there were 20 OFTEN IMITATED schools represented at the tour- nament, including' three large NEVER schools: The U of M, Mankato State U, and St. Cloud. DUPLICATED Concordia was in a pool with four other schools; they played a round-robin consisting of two 'Downhi games with each opponent, rather than the best 2 of 3.' and Cross- Concordia was put against Dul- uth, Bemidji, Augsburg, and St. Olaf. The Cobbers lost both country Skis" games to Duluth and to Augs- burg, lost one game to Bemidji 9-15, won the 2nd game with Bemidji 15-12. Concordia won both games against St. Olaf with SPORTLAND NORTH the scores, 15-13, 15-0. These were the last games for NORTHPORT, FARGO senior Vickie Edwall, who has been a starter at Concordia for SPORTLAND, JR. all four years she has been here. •* SPORTLAND CENTER MALL Thinking back on last week- 221 Main Avenue end's games, junior Marg Ben- 310CenterAve. MM 236-0550 MOORHEAD nett stated, "We had our good moments and our bad moments. 1629 University Fargo 232-8908 SPORTLAND NORTH-SPORTALND, JR. We played well against Bemidji OPEN WEEKDAYS TILL 9 p.m. and it's too bad all our games couldn't have been that good.".

THE CONCORDIAN NOVEMBER 19, 1976 Sports Corner

Last Monday Cobber football mentor Jim three-way tfe for second in.the final Conference Christopherson traveled to St.Paul for a meeting Standings with Concordia and St. Olaf, had six of the coaches in -the .Minnesota Intercollegiate representatives. : Athletic Conference; purpose of the gathering was Then on Tuesday of this week Christopherson, to select All-Conference performers for the 1976 back in Moorhead, not with his gridmen to season. When the ballots had been tabulated, announce team awards. Honored as Concordia's Concordia wound up with six gridders on the 2ft Most Valuable Player for 1976 was Frisk, an man squad. aggressive performer all fall for the Cobbers. Seniors chosen were Defensive End Randy Frisk Recognitionas MVP is truly a team tribute, as the of Motley, Minn. Offensive Tackle. Doug Boese players themselves do the voting. from Anoka, and Dave Grinaker, Wide Receiver It took Frisk a while to realize he'd actually been from Moorhead. Juniors named include Barry chosen."Iwas surprised," he admitted. Bennett, Defensive Tackle from North St. Paul, "It's a real honor. I felt I've had a good year, and and Free Safety Dale Heffron of Grand Rapids, this caps it off." Minn. Tailback Bob Beliveau, a sophomore from Tri-Captains for the 1977 Concordia Football Alexandria, also received the All-Conference nod team were also named on Tuesday, and they are Noseguard Larry Helmin, from Foley, Minn, and juniors Mike Blum, defensive End from Stewart, Cornerback Jim Bauck of Moorhead, both seniors, Minn, and Bennett, along with Sophomore were listed as Honorable Mention. Quarterback Mike Lien of Duluth. Selected a** League Kingpin St.John's landed eight athletes Most Valuable Freshman was Ken Helland of on the honor roll, including their whole offensive Emmons, Minn., a hard-running fullback for the The Cobber basketball squad was scrimmaging Wednesday in backfield. St. Thomas, which finished n> A 1976 Junior Varsity Squad. preparation for this Tuesday's game [7:30 p.m., Nov. 23] against the alumni. Students will be charged a minimal fee of fifty cents.

New intrant urals supervisor is '72 grad. CORNER Our Cross Country POCKET Increase in activities reflects his focus Skis are In. BILLARD Retarring until the LOUNGE by Mark Anderson eighteen intramural activities intramurals is based on partici- 1st BIG SNOW Your billiard After a five year absence, have been scheduled for 1976- pation - you don't look at wins Entertainment Doug Hastad has returned to 1977, more than double last and losses, or at the perfor- $3.50 Concordia -- this time as year's number. Among the new mance level," explains Hastad, Center Fiel4house Coordinator and events this fall have been who refuses to accept the credit 237-LOVE Open 10-1 Mon.-Sat. fulltime Supervisor of Intramur- badminton, Cross-Country, and for these first-year achieve- 1140 8th St. North, 1-11 Sunday als. The first time around was as the Turkey Trot, with arm-wrest- ments. Fargo an undergraduate, ending in the ling, weight-lifting, and one-on- "In the past years the Intra- spring of 1971 with the tradi- one basketball still to come this mural program has been satis- tional graduation ceremony. semester, along with the old factory, but now the Administr^ The years in between have standby: basketball. Thirty-nine ation has given its blessing by consisted of a variety of occu- teams are now playing in the hiring a full-time supervisor who pations. After obtaining a Mas- volleyball program, an amaz- can devote much more time to ter's degree at Washington ingly high number of entries. the development of a more State, he worked four years in Hastad and Dr. Armin Pipho, extensive program," he com- the Moorhead School System Concordia's new athletic direc- mented, feeling that this is the teaching elementary physical tor, together decided to present reason for the recent intramural DISPORTING GOODS education, the last three spent T-shirts to champions of all diversification. at Riverside grade school loc- intramural tournaments; more Along •with intramurals, Mr. ated one block south of the than sixty have been awarded Hastad is responsible Tor the Concordia campus. Ten weeks thus far. An intramural bulletin scheduling of all other fieldhous. CONCORDIA INTRAMURALS during each of the past two board has been placed at the activities, a task which more Sign - up for Intramural Basketball Ends this Wednesday, summers have been spent at north end of the fieldhouse, than occasionally becomes November 24. Register at the fieldhouse. One division for Arizona State University work- with up-to-date information, rather hectic. In addition, he is women; "A" and "B" divsions for Men. Play begins after ing towards a Doctorate in schedules, and standings posted the instructor of an elementary Thanksgiving, lime to order Uniforms is now. physical education, which will, on it; colorful posters have been Physical Education class. Des- according to Hastad, "improve put up all around campus pite all this, there is still time to my professional standing, as advertising the various activi- slip away to the Fargo YMCA well as satisfy a personal ties. two or three times a week to Intramural WEIGHT -LIFTING Tournament is on challenge." For these and other reasons, play racquetball, a sport which Monday, November 22 at 7:00 p.m. Sign up in fieldhouse Hastad applied for and re- Hastad is optimistic about the he has taken up quite seriously office. ceived his Concordia position intramural program at Concor- in recent years; during the this past July, and believes it is, dia. "We've more than doubled summer months water-skiing i s "a tremendous opportunity to our participation in tennis and a major pasttime. work with a fine staff, and also a volleyball, along with greater Another hobby is photogra- tremendous opportunity to work numbers in football. I'm not phy - Hastad has been present with a high caliber of students." naive enough to think we can do at a number of intramural One of his major emphasis that every year, but I think we events this fall with camera in For Ski Jackets and all your winter needs see Bob Fritz. areas is intramurals, and results can continue to increase the hand, and intends to put are already clearly visible. So far total participation. Success in together a slide-tape presenta- tion with student participation as the central theme. "I want to SKI SHOPS: have something concrete to •MOORHEAD show to incoming freshmen and •FARGO transfer students which will get NORTHSIDE them interested in the intramu- ral program at the beginning of the year," he explains. When talking with Doug (he is on a first-name basis with most people) one quickly sense an air of respect for Concordia stu- dents and their capabilities. "Students make up not only the participant part of intramurals, XI but they also serve as officials Freestyle champ, or beginner, or somewhere and supervisors. Without the bet ween... whether you outstanding cooperation of stu- like yours Austrian, dents we could not run a French or made In USA...then come to program even as well as we are Scheels,. because this \ how." he stresses, adding that., year we've got (t all together: skis, boots. "Intramurals IS students." bindings, clothing, ski A Concordia varsity basket- packages and more. You'll ogre* Sche*Js has ball player during his college never looked better...nor - days, Hastad is married to "a will you. very, very lovely wife," the HART *DYNASTAR Participation has increased in several activities, under the former Nancy Seljevold, also a * KASTLE *KASTINGER Cobber graduate. Both are supervision of Concordia's new Intramural director, Mr. Doug i DOLOMITE T*TSKI PACKS Hastad. Moorhead natives.

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• "There are some days when I think I should buy a gas station rather than teach," chuckled Allwin Monson, professor of Oral Communications in CONCORD!AN Discourse. He added, however, that there were few of those days. Cnnmrdia College Moorhead, Minn. 56560 November 19,1976 Vol. 69 No. lT ' Monson attributes his "more relaxed and less structured" teaching to the fact that the attention span of an intelligent human is about 30 minutes. "After that," Monson says, "they're awake, but they're not learning." Monson criticizes "passive learning." He thinks that one can learn more if something is done with the concepts from the lecture rather than just takingnotes. Therefore, there is much action and experimentation in Mr. Monson's classes. . "Last Friday in Discourse they started the weekend too soon/' he joked. "At least they Allwin Monson stayed awake for the first part." Tocourtter the drowsy class, Monson split the Inner Mountain Union College in Helena when an class into groups and had them experiment with earthquake destroyed the college. He then INSIDE: the Tuleman method wherein an argument, an transferred here, where they met. assertion, data and warrant are used. An He earned his M. A. at the U. of Denver and interesting twist is added by including a later was an instructor at Syracuse College. He Shirley Chisholm movtivation warrant in the model argument. then spent a year in the Navy as a Linke Trainer, Monson felt it frustrated the class, but said, "I'll- teaching men to be pilots with simulated control -P- hit'em with it again." panels. Prof. Monson favors a raise in t|ie grade point Reading is one of Monson's main hobbies. He says system. He views grade inflation as a definite he "reads more things than he ought to." His Proposed grading reality. "When everyone is getting A's," he says, interests are in anthropology and environment. "we aren't discriminating enough." Still Monson Prof. Monson debated in high school and later system (Crossfire) feels that overall, grades are better than they used at Goncordia. At college his partner was Dr. to be, partly because the quality of work is better. Sidney Rand, who is now president of St. Olaf. —p. 3 Prof. Monson doesn't believe that the normal Prof. Monson is disturbed by the direction debate curve can apply to Concordia students. "I think has taken, "seeing who can pile up mood it's vicious to apply this standard to students who evidence rather than concentrating in putting Pizza •p. 4 are not normal." evidence together quickly and communication He said he would like to see it debated: What skills. should the average grade for a Concordia student "The presidential debates weren't very good," Society Pledging be? said Monson, "because they didn't deal with the In his time away from teaching Prof. Monson is issues. Ford said, 'I've done this, this and this.' an outdoors enthusiast. He enjoys hunting, Carter said, 'Oh boy, I'll do this, etc' They never —p.5 particularly deer and pheasant. He especially got to debating philosophical differences, but enjoys the country west of the Missouri. maybe it's idealistic to think that they would. After 28 years at Concordia, he says he still They used their air time to get elected." Pig flu side effects cannot get used to the Red River Valley. Monson says he enjoys teaching more than he He mentioned his first years here when he would ever did. "As I got older I thought it might get to —p.10 go to the top of Old Main and look out a window be a drag," he said. He enjoys teaching freshmen "to stretch his eyes." That's why he goes back to and teaching at Concordia. western Montana, where he grew up, to enjoy the He called Moorhead "a good community." scenery around around Glacier Park, to canoe and "There are more interesting places to live than the to fish. After about 10 or 15 years, he says that he Red River Valley, but I couldn't find a better place and his wife have learned to catch trout. to teach " "Concordia has great students," he Now Mr. Monson enjoys travel in a hardsided said. "By that, I don't mean tke smartest; they're trailer. He says he does not consider this "real just about right here, I like them as people. I don't camping," but says that the older you become, think I'd care to teach at a school which accepts the harder it is to get out. Prof. Monson says "it only the upper five per cent. They're a strange took an earthquake" to bring him and his wife sample of humanity/' he chuckled, "and might be together at Concordia. He was a sophomore at smarter than I am." \