University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Vol. 24, No. 51, March 13, 1980 Custodial transition draws mixed reactions by Marsha KirchhofE were few and far between. That priorities, rearrange schedules," of The Post staff situation has improved greatly." he said. "They're simply not in a position to just run put Although management is en Immediate action and. get another job if they don't thusiastic about the success of With all the workers on first like the changes." the move initiated last summer shift, any faculty complaints can IMPM to relocate all custodial workers be dealt with immediately, he to the first shift, the custodial said. The custodians' work is Faculty support workers' union is less than pleas easily observed, and daily inter Rudolph Tichy, UWM director ed with the change. action between faculty and work of facilities, said he believes the problems brought about by the Dan Pryzbyla, union vice-presi ers insures that their grievances are settled quickly. change are far outweighed by dent, said he doubts the effi the advantages. "We've had no ciency of the change. He said Skodinski said that although complaints in writing," he said, he believes the real motivation most workers opposed the change "but have gotten 20-25 letters for the shift was to cut the bud initially, many are so happy with from faculty members praising get at the expense and incon it now that they have requested the change. venience of the lowest echelon never to be put back onto the of University workers. third shift. "One letter, from the history •if Leonard Skodinski, UWM's su But the union representatives department, asked that the cus perintendent of buildings and disagree. Because of the over todian who has been working grounds, praised the new pro all job market, most union mem with them be transferred with gram. bers don't' really have the op them when their department re- "Before the change," he said, tion to quit, Pryzbyla said. "the compliments we received "For most, it's easier to shift [torn to p. 10, col. 1] State senate kills measure calling for faculty union A UWM custodian takes a breather In Bolton Hall. Custodians by Dawn Grubor "It seems to be a fundamental pressures coming down against have been more In evidence on campus since last summer, when of The Post staff right." faculty members," Eisman said. they were all switched to first-shift hours. Officials disagree as Disagreement as to what body to whether the change has been beneficial. Firemen, policemen, and other would be responsible for bargain A bill that would have allowed professionals in the state have ^ University of Wisconsin faculty ing was a major factor leading the right to unionize and bargain, to the bill's defeat. Some had >5fi|BW3jembers to unionize was defeat- Eisman said. The right would Major party practices wanted the UW System Board of ^ed Tuesday by the state senate, protect the interests of faculty, 18-14. Regents to serve as the faculty's particularly academic freedom bargaining agent, but the senate The Association of University and research, interests which con favored the state Department of alienate some senators of Wisconsin Faculties, a union flict with those of the university Employee Relations. of UWM faculty and academic administration which are primar by Kirk Anderson students, the dissidents claimed, staff and major proponent of ily budgetary, he said. Frank Cassell, assistant to the of The Post staff by allowing SA President Jim the bill, had hoped to gain the Chancellor for University Rela Cieslewicz to manipulate the SA. right of collective bargaining Administrators had led the fight tions, said this was one of the Six dissident Student Associa An example of this, they said, through its passage. against the measure. "The op reasons he had opposed the bill. tion senators from the Union of was his draft registration veto. position centered around the ad If the measure would have pass Progressive Students party said Most senators disagreed with "All people should have the ministration. They had the re ed, the faculty would have dealt Monday the SA administration him, but supported him any right to collective bargaining. sources, staff and things at their directly with agencies such as the does not represent UWM stu way, they said, out of fear of They should be able to vote if disposal to put out a campaign DER and the governor's office dents, and if elected, a Stu showing internal conflict within they want it or not," UWM psy against the bill," Darryl Holter, without the benefit of intervention dents for Positive Change admin the party. chology professor and TAUWF UWM history professor said. by the regents, he said. istration would not either. Cieslewicz responded to the al member Eugene Eisman said. "The bill would have created Many members of the SA legation of manipulation of the "If university personnel want Collective bargaining would administration are from UPS. senate: "No one controls the it, they should have it," he said. ser^e as "a bulwark against [turn to p. 14, col. 4] UPS is misrepresenting the [turn to p. 4, col. 1] Union offers cheap bed and board
by Sandra Krasno "It seems like they definitely live.here," of The Post staff Anderson said. "We call them •floaters.' I kick them out on Friday nights after 2 a.m. when UWM may be an "intellectual rescue mis the building closes, and occasionally they'll sion" for some people. There are a few leave a chair in the doors so they can get back people who can be seen on campus almost in. any time of the day or night. "Sometimes they sleep outside the bookstore Theoretically, one could live on campus, under the Beer 'n' Brat stand. They drift and pretty comfortably, dirt cheap. Enrolling in around together sometimes, other times avoid a one-credit course and validating one's ID each other to not look suspicious. They also spend entitles one to go to events at reasonable lots of time in the TV lounge," Anderson said. student rates. "The furniture in the Union is too comforta A typical day might consist of a trip to the ble. For a floater, it's heaven. There is three Klotsche Center to swim, shower and change inches of padding," he said. clothes, breakfast in the snack bar and a nap It's easy to spot the floaters because they wear from 10 until 6 on a sofa in the Union. the same clothes every day, Anderson said. v A regular's day Don't cause problems After dinner in the Gasthaus and a movie or Campus Police Chief Paul Collins said the lecture, the day ends with ~a stop at the Ken floaters rarely present a serious problem. wood Inn for some free musical entertainment. "There have been a few complaints of these Sounds^ like a pretty carefree life, doesn't people in the Union and library, especially it? According to Jeff Anderson, Union building during winter months. But they have to be supervisor, there are at least three "regulars" doing something out of the ordinary, either vio- D-m&MKg. in the Union. Others say there might be more. [turn to p. 4, col. 1] page 2 uwm post Grievance decision waived by panel by James E. Plekarski partment in accordance with one of The Post staff of the recommendations made in the five-year review. The University Committee fail According to Richard Cum- ed Tuesday to reach a decision mings, chairman of the Depart on the disposition of the griev ment of Cultural Foundations of ances filed by the Department of Education, the Graduate School Cultural Foundations of Educa Bulletin for next year has al tion against Vice-Chancellor Wil ready been sent to the printer liam L. Walters. without the recommended The committee earlier voted changes because of Walters' fail unanimously to close the meeting ure to act on them. under the Wisconsin Open Meet The changes were approved by ing Law, claiming that the meet the Graduate Faculty Council and ing was "for the discussion of sent to Walters for his approval Looking for a good place to eat, personnel matters." five months ago. The grievances charge Wal Marilyn Miller, chairman of the ters with failing to respond to the University Committee, explained drink and be entertained? five-year review of the Master the status of the grievances af of Science degree program in ter the completion of the closed Cultural Foundations of Educa session. "We're still in the dis cussion stage, and we won't de Don't look too far. tion. The report, issued by the Graduate Faculty Council, was cide anything until next week," completed three years ago this she said. month and contained conclusions Miller also defended the de The Kenwood Inn is right here. and recommendations for improv cision to close the meeting. "I ing the department's program. checked this with the university counsel, she said. "He felt it Michael Maksud, associate was appropriate to close the meet dean for Academic Programs of ing on this issue. Until we come the Graduate School, said three to some decision as to what we're years to approve the review is going to do, I think I'm within longer than usual. "I would con the law to keep it closed.'' sider this delay in approval long er than the experiences we have had in the past," he said, The grievances also charge that Correction Walters had failed to approve Frank E. Horton's salary was changes in the program descrip incorrectly reported hi Tuesday's tions that appear in the Grad Post. Horton was named chan uate School Bulletin. The cellor last week. His salary will changes were made by the de be $59,000.
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UnionThirdfloor 963 4825 page 3 Viewpoints thursday, march 13, 1980 SA amendment: a good proposal A resolution for an amendment to the Student Association constitution will be included on the March 26-27 ballot. Part of the measure states that student organizations which are users of segregated fees be required to submit to the SA monthly reports of their financial transactions. We think the amendment, especially this portion, is a step, toward better management of student funds, and therefore a step in the right direction. SA allocates segregated fees to about 80 student groups. Those groups shared nearly $220,000 of our tuition money in this school year alone.
Organizations are now required to submit proposed budgets when they apply for segregated fee money. Monthly reports will give organizations and the SA a way to check how well the budget proposals are being followed. SA can use the information to determine if the group is worthy of special emergency funds during the school year, and if it merits greater or less money in the next funding period. The organizations can use the information to keep track of exactly how their money is being spent. Concise, well-documented reports can be used to the groups' advantage when lobbying for increased funding hi the future. Focal points for Horton Opponents of this portion of the resolution say it will add unnecessary paperwork, since organizations are already required UWM has a new chancellor, Frank Horton, Horton could work on improving the relations to submit year-end financial reports to the SA. Actually, from Southern Illinois University-Carbondale. between foreign and American students. The year-end reports will be made easier, since the person filing We wish him luck in his efforts. But there demonstration on the mall last semester was a the report will have only to review and summarize the monthly are some things we would like to see Horton sign of the tension and sometimes anger between statements. focus his attention on. the groups, that should be lessened. UWM's Graduate School program should be The UWM administration has been generally A standardized report form will most likely be used, since improved. As large a University as UWM is, information from the reports will be fed into the new SA uncommunicative. Perhaps a new man in charge the program should be able to handle far more will open up the closed doors of Chapman Hall. computer. Groups will have the added benefit of computer people. A possible way to expand it would be analysis of their finances. The provision will help standardize The athletic program funding is in confusion. to offer fellowships or other forms of financial Will men's basketball funds be cut? Will other record keeping among student groups, and make it a less- aid so more students could seek a master's complicated task. sports get more money? Horton could work degree. toward a definitive answer and a more stable athletic department. The provision does not seem to be an overtly political move, The mass transit programs at UWM should nor does it seem to give too much power to the SA. The continue in the same tradition as they are now. And of course we hope Horton does all he benefits to individual student groups are multiple. The UBUS, UPARK, UPOOL and the proposed can to improve UWM's image. He already UBIKE programs are necessary and extensive has some proposals for this, including empha An important part of SA's job is to oversee campus groups; operations that provide students a low-cost ride sis on research, which would in turn attract If student organizations know where their money is going, SA to UWM. In these times of rising prices more qualified faculty. This would be an ex will know where it's going, and there will be less chance of and dwindling energy supplies, these programs cellent start. segregated fee money being "lost" along the way. are needed and should be continued at present Horton apparently performed miracles at SIU. strength or even expanded. We hope he can do good things here. Letters Undemocratic ERA practices Legal Clinic correction After mulling over the March 4 reprehensible practice of people ing individual letters and may I request that two corrections average cost of legal service in article on the UWM ERA Sup not composing their own letters. start passing letters around a be made to your March 6 ar- the Private sector and does not port Group's activities, I have be This is worse than copying a form table so that different "signatures tide on the conference hosted by aPPlv t0 **&** Action rf Wis* come more and more disturb letter. can be added by different peo the University Legal Clinic. consm. ed. Because my name and address ple. One would most likely not The article mentions the fact is listed and available to the UWM receive an answer to a letter You wrongly quoted me as say Secondly, most students are not that people are being asked to ERA group by means of the UWM signed by many people, and a fur ing "a program such as Legal eligible for publicly funded ser sign NOW permission cards which Staff Directory, I will not know ther check on the fraudulent use Action of Wisconsin would charge vices for a variety of reasons. would allow others to use the if my name has been "signed" of signatures is lost. $50 for an initial consultation.'' Their status as students does not signatures on letters that the Legal Action of Wisconsin is a bar them from free service if on such a permission card by I plan to send letters of pro above group and NOW send out. some feminist fanatic. Still less publicly funded legal services cor they can prove indigency. It is just such strategies that test to relevant groups and presi poration that provides free ser can anyone else check if such dential candidates to expose this have turned me off from ERA. cards have been legitimately sign vice to indigents, $50 per hour is --Peter M. Koneazny We should trust NOW to only ed? The plot thickens. undemocratic practice. merely a rough estimate of the Director, University Legs! Clinic use the names listed on those cards. 1 also object to the This group may tire of writ -name withheld by request Be proud of gay preference I was very disappointed to cret of it, and I can't believe Gay Community itself. I just read Sandra Krasno's interviews that the threat of discrimina feel bad for the people who can't with members of the UWM Gay tion is so present or real as to be proud of who they are. Community (Post, Feb. 26). justify this ridiculous closeted- ness. S The article implied that these Published by student members of the Post Company at the students consider themselves This is not a criticism of the •Timothy Foy University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee. Offices at 2200 E. "out of the closet." Yet three Kenwood Blvd., Milwaukee, WI. 53211. Editorial and business of four wished to remain uni phone 963-4578. Published Tuesdays and Thursdays during the dentified for fear of discrimina academic year, except holidays and exam periods, and biweekly tion. Conservation unlimited during the summer. Subscription rate $17.00 per year. The UWM Post is written and edited by students of the University qf The Steve Engelbert article on Fans at each Packer game Wisconsin-Milwaukee, and they are solely responsible for its One student said, "Gay peo gas-guzzling boaters and snow alone must use 50,000 to 100,000 editorial policy and content. ple touch everyone's lives. Once mobilers is certainly well taken. gallons or more. Multiply this this realization is made, people However, let's not limit the gas by the entire league and the fig will understand us and them conservation efforts to these ure is staggering. selves better." Rich Kirchen/editor-in-chief Gary Behlow/copy desk chief sportsmen. Jim Stingl/news editor Jim Forbes/photo editor This is certainly true, but I Think of all the gas burned The only way the U.S. will Dick J Peck/news editor Jim Keup/art director up by fans going to and from ever have sufficient fuel is to Laura Summer/ wonder how easily this will be Dave Henke/illustrator have a complete change in life arts & entertainment editor Rich Grzelak/business manager accomplished when gay people the Brewers games, Bucks games, Lisa Cigliana/editorial editor Del Wakley/advertising manager remain anonymous. Packer games, hockey games, style. Perhaps this is not too Steve Engelbert/sports editor Summerfest, State Fair, etc. I far off after al}. could go on thl I find the sport I am gay and make no se Mr. Engelbert fancies. •-Paul R. Johnson page 4 uwm post Party leaders refute senators' charges «§ with an SPC SA administra "How can they represent all [from page one] Senator Gary Chan agreed with istration's wishes regarding ath minorities?" Senator Tamar Hor Hornik, but said he felt Cies letics, Chan said. tion, Chan said, "It's between the devil and the deep blue nik asked about the SPC party. senate, and the draft registra lewicz is manipulating the press Cieslewicz said he was not Her question was in response tion veto was only an attempt to (specifically the Post). Cies manipulating the press. He cal sea." Hornik said, "It's junior led the idea "ridiculous." politicians (UPS), versus adoles to allegations that during 1978- do two things—I want them lewicz promoted issues only as 79 SPC allocated more money to study the issue more care long as politically expedient, he The dissidents criticized fellow cent revolutionaries (SPC)." v fully and (to) hear me." said. An example, he said, senators for what Hornik called The dissidents said misconcep to BSU and other black organ The dissidents also said Cies is Cieslewicz' strong stand on the "an overdependence on the ex tions have been created by both izations than all of the other lewicz is trying to "put his per athletic issue, which resulted in ecutive council, not keeping up parties. "People associate UPS minority student organizations sonal stamp on the senate, or a subsequent supportive editorial with the issues and not coming as a white racist party, and the combined. Hornik further claim as senator Morris Hornik said, in the Post. prepared to senate meetings." popular image of SPC is that it ed that SPC was virtually synony "He refers to it as 'his senate Once elected, Cieslewicz will Asked about how othe dissi represents all minorities," Hornik mous with BSU and Invictus. *to his liking.' " give in to the University admin dents would compare a UPS said. Albert Jones, SPC presidential The parties, the dissidents said, candidate, said of the allega find it politically beneficial to tion, "SPC has an equal rep deal with these images rather resentation of all students in Floaters lead carefree life than attempting to deal with is [turn to p. 5, col. 2] sues that confront students. [from page one] "They walk around the cafeteria and collect lating administrative codes or state statutes, to food, taking half-eaten food off trays. 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page 5 thursday, inarch 13, 1980 SA delays equality hearing Sabotage The Student Association Stu the resolution was acceptable to on affirmative action for new sen dents' Rights Committee held all minority groups on campus. ators and broadening the scope a hearing Monday to solicit stu She said the low turnout was of the resolution to cover all dent input for an affirmative ac probably due to the short notice students organizations. Sign ripoffs rile candidates tion resolution to be presented given prior to the hearing. Anyone interested in working Student Association election posters for the Union of Progressive - to the student senate. on the affirmative action resolu Students and Students for Positive Change are being torn down by Because of low turnout, the Some suggestions for improv tion can obtain further informa members of each opposing party, SA candidates said. hearing was postponed and re ing the resolution were offered, tion from Kate Raterink in the "They put up their posters over ours in an election booth at scheduled for March 19 at 4 p.m. including mandatory workshops SA office, Union E351. Sandburg," UPS presidential nominee Jim Cieslewicz said. Only William Jointer of the Allegations have been traded between the parties that the Office of Equal Opportunity, and posters put up in Sandburg and Bolton have been taken down, Sue Kennedy and Jeri Wheeler, Dissident senators almost as quickly as they went up, by opposition party members. both of the SA Women's Cau "I have heard reports of UPS senators taking down our cus, attended the meeting. posters, but haven't seen it happening," SPC presidential The resolution would require will not form party nominee Albert Jones said. SPC vice-presidential nominee Eric the SA to insure that women, Jernberg said he thought both parties were engaging in the minorities and handicapped are [from oage four] said, "We were given the word poster-removing activity. represented in all SA positions. race, sex and culture. We also by UWM administration that This includes senate vacancies as have a handicapped member in (SPC) ought not be investigat Cieslewicz said of the allegations that his party ripped down well as employment opportuni our party." ed." posters, "That's ridiculous." ties. As chairman of the SA Presi Hornik said SPC is wrapped Jones said, "I've seen to it that every person running has The resolution would also re dential Commission on the De up in ideological stances that to know how to put up signs, and I have emphasized that taking quire the SA president to ap ficit, Hornik said he has been are far removed from the prob down UPS signs is unprofessional." point an affirmative action coor responsible for othe investiga lems of UWM's students. dinator to monitor the program. tion into the alleged improper "Those claims are false, the The dissident senators said they students better than UPS or Kate Raterink, chairman of the accounting practices and misap concerns of SPC are with the had planned to start a third SPC. However, Hornik said, committee, said the purpose of propriation of money in last welfare of all students," Jones party that would represent the "There is no time or money to the hearing was to insure that year's SA administration. Hornik said. get a third party started.''
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Do you think in the will or personal records of anyone understands it, outside the old man that relates to any of an ad agency? Persuasion. employment or service. Money. The programs are only an appeasement; to force us to Chance packs a small case and watch the commercials; to judge leaves. We realize that the one against all; to tell you what home is in the middle of a you want and need. To fit Washington, D.C. ghetto, al in. To Be There. though the interiors lead one to believe something quite differ ently. Out in the real world Peter Sellers plays Chance, the Chance is like a child, confronted main character of "Being There." by a TV screen of immense Chance, for as long as he remem dimensions. bers, has never been there. He looks to be about 45-or 50-years- old. He is a gardener. He cannot He is accidentally injured when remember ever leaving the house a large limousine backs into where he stays, except for the him as he stares at five televisions small garden behind it, which is in a store's display window. surrounded by high walls. He is taken away for private He is, above all else, transfixed treatment by the vehicle's owner, by television. He seems to watch played by Shirley MacLaine. Her it endlessly, keeping different dying husband is one of the Peter Sellers as Chance the gardener and TV addict In "Being There" prepares to enter the real world. sets positioned strategically richest and most powerful men in around the house. He mimics Washington. They both take to Chance, admiring his straight sensibility. This is probably due, and contorted throughout "Being own in his sophisticated under forwardness and simple integrity. for the most part, to author/ There," but in a very un-Holly- statement. Eventually Chance will meet the screenwriter Jerzy Kosinski, who wood sense. He puts much more I wish I could give you a bit president and offer him advice has quite a talent for distorting emphasis on what he's not doing, jnore to go on with "Being on how to keep a "nice garden, or distancing reality. He likes rather than what he is doing. There." I'm hot completely satis which the president interprets to take reality in the palm of his fied with it. I keep thinking as allegorical and will go on to hand and then ever so slowly to that Chance should've been more quote on national television. squeeze it. Which brings me to director Hal gestures when given the chance Ashby, one of the finest around. in tune with society after viewing to perform them. Yet we are never His previous efforts include, "The so much television. My problem quite sure how he relates to what Last Detail," "Shampoo," revolves around the awkwardness he views. Squeezing reality - Sellers portrays Chance as if he "Bound For Glory" and "Coming of Kosinski's interpretation as to "Being There" is in turns, were born for the role, exhibiting Home." Like those films, his the size, shape, and material haunting, amusing, mystifying a sublety and intensity far beyond style here is very controlled, of that mystical wall which seper- Off to real world and ridiculous, it has an inescap his Pink Panther frolics, compar calculated. Much of it pushes ates us from television, television As the film opens, the old man able genius to it that clearly able only to his roles in "Dr. for underplaying, of letting the from reality...and the reality who owns the house dies, which defies any pattern of normal Strangelove." He is absorbing audience play a part of their from us. Oyen collection resurrects history Students who must face the ating firms of Odin J. Oyen. it was discovered by undergrad Classical mythology appears in that these are original drawings. architectural blandness of Curtin The firm was responsible for uate Joan Roach, now a graduate some of the designs. "Usually the drawings would Hall and the Chemistry Building many of the meticulously decorat student at UWM, Chepp said. Valhalla, the heaven of warriors get lost in the shuffle after may be conforted to know that ed churches, courthouses, banks Although it is hard to gauge who died in battle, was freq so much time," he said. there was a time when buildings and taverns in western Wisconsin how many people view the ex uently pictured above the bar were artistically and ornately during the late 1800s to early hibit, Chepp said it did attract in taverns. Several paintings in Along with the paintings and designed. To remind us of this 1900s. the expected audience of archi the exhibit show this scene^ drawings are stencils used in era, the Art History Gallery in tecture majors and artists. making designs of some Mitchell Hall is holding an exhibit Courthouses were designed by buildings. Gallery Director Mark Chepp of the "Oyen Collection" until personifying the ideas of Truth, "As works of art, themselves, said the thrust of the show is The exhibit is arranged accord April 3. Justice and Law as women in some of these things are rather "mainly to demonstrate contem ing to types of buildings de classical garments. The ceilings nice," Chepp said. porary taste in the turn of the corated. Initially the viewer of these buildings were usually The "Oyen Collection" consists century." sees pictures of the artist along the most heavily decorated. The gallery hours are Monday, of detailed sketches in water and with a brief history, then follow Tuesday, Thursday and Friday oil, along with some pictures, The collection is on loan to paintings of theater interiors with The unique thing about this 1 - 4 p.m. and Wednesday stencils and books from the decor UWM from UW-La Crosse, where guilded and complex surfaces. exhibit, Chepp said, is the fact 6-9p.m. Exhibits I Weekend flicks J This week the Public Broadcasting Service (Channel 10) will show "On Giant's Shoulders," the story of Terry Wiles, a vic dot campus tim of the drug Thalidomide, which caused him to be born JO a without arms and with flipper-like vestiges for legs. The works of Joseph Beuys §, Wiles was abandoned as a baby and spent the first 10 are on loan from the Goethe years of his life in an English hospital until he met his Institute in Chicago and are adoptive parents, Len and Hazel Wiles. The Wiles' struggle to on exhibit in the UWM Fine help Terry is chronicled in this Emmy-winning film, which will Arts Galleries through April 3. air March 16 at midnight. if Beuys is a conceptual German In the Union Cinema March 14 and 15, "Real Life" will be artist. A video-tape and slide if screened. Fans of the early days of Saturday Night Live show accompany the exhibits of f will recognize the work of Albert Brooks, partly because he is in his points and conceptual pieces. the film and uses his own name. He claims to be bringing to the screen the day-to-day existence of a small Phoenix In galleries A, BandD, the family, something like the famed Loud family. But, of course, show of suggested acquisitions Ellen Rentier's "The Wheel of life" Is part of the Union all does not go as planned. The film has the rather frighten are on exhibit and available for Art Gallery's mixed-media exhibit, which runs through April 2, ing habit of becoming too believable. sale. The public is invited "Marathon Man" ends at the Flicks on March 13. "More to purchase the works; the pro American GrafRtti" follows on March 14 and 15. The original A multi-media exhibit by three sional pieces that are both tra ceeds will be donated for the UWM graduate students will be cast is reunited for further adventures in this not-too-successful gallery's permanent collection. ditional and unusual in form and sequel to "American Graffitti." featured in the Union Art Gallery media. through April 2. Fine Arts Galleries hours are Union Gallery^hours are-Mon On March 19, the Flicks will present "Reefer Madness," a -•gps ^Monday- Friday, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m.; Tom Uebelherr, Ellen Reyher day and Friday 10 a.m. - 5 p.m% 1930s propaganda film on the evils of marijuana, which has be Sunday 1 p.m. - 4 p.m. and and Laura Priebe Galligan will and Tuesday through Thursday come a comedy classic. 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There is some much done in such a short time. doubt that the switch may be implemented because the library "I think eventually the Univer is occupied 24 hours a day, but sity will be faced with some huge Skodinski said he believes such problems," Pryzbyla said. The a change could work. Perry T. Suszek conducted the UWM University Band as It played a concert In the Union Concourse at noon Wednesday. Tne band, which is forgenera l UWM students, played five selections. A ide backs third Kennedy (from page six) spirit of experimentation, and and Wisconsin, he'd have a he said though Kennedy would when one remedy didn't work, better chance thereafter, and the act in the tradition of Franklin you tried another." Democratic party might recover D. Roosevelt's New Deal. "The its mind and soul in the process, TEXTBOOK spirit of the New Deal was the If Kennedy wins in New York Schlesinger said. Census needs helpers G™UPS*° NOTICE The U.S. Census Bureau will Testing will, be conducted offer aid March 17 in Union E250 and visit UWM next week to test Encounter groups for dealing The UWM Bookstore will begin returning students interested in working on March 20 and 21 in Union W179 at 9 and 10:30 a.m. and with math anxiety and test anxiety the census. The bureau is look will be offered to UWM students, unsold spring textbooks on March 17, 1980. ing for temporary part-time em 1 and 2:30 p.m. For more infor mation call 291-3736. for five sessions each, by the ployees who will be paid ap Department of Learning Skills. Only textbooks for which we have received proximately $4.45 per hour. A spokesperson for the depart- summer and fall orders will be held. t ment said the math anxiety ses- sions would run March 18 to April Students who have not yet ^purchased their 23, and the test anxiety group from March 21 to May 2. 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PENCIL L* * ""^^ • __ STRONGEST LEW) IN THE WORLD page 11 Sports thursday, march 13, 1980 Basketball: due for a status change? UWM deserves big time Division II a must move A sports comment A sports comment by Rich Klrchen by Steve Engelbert of The Post staff of The Post staff I realize tnat it is rather stupid and un One year ago, I urged in an edi common of me to think so, but I think torial that Division I basketball con that the UWM basketball team should tinue to be funded at UWM. play on the same level as Marquette, I argued that the school certainly is UW-Madison, DePaul, Indiana, UCLA large enough to support big-time bas and the like. ketball. UWM is playing at that level, NCAA It is. Division I, now, but the Athletic Board I pointed to Marquette University. will soon decide whether to keep the team There, I said, is an example of a pro at Division I. gram that rose from obscurity to reflect The board has been considering basket credit on and make money for its univer ball's UWM divisional status for the last sity. few years, but has never made a long- It does. term decision. The time for that de I stated that successful Division I bas cision is now, and the decision to make is ketball would strengthen the image of to keep the team Division I. UWM in the community and through out the nation. Engelbert UWM has struggled along in Division Kirchen It would. I for nine years now and has very little line, though, is that nobody cares. Green Bay (which is going Division I) I concluded that UWM basketball de No one goes to UWM basketball to show for it. The team has failed to served to be funded, whether by the ad win consistently (it won nine, lost 17 this and UW-Parkside. This would reduce the games. This is the first year that at- ' cost of funding the team (fewer schol dition of a professional fundraiser, an in tendance figures have been at all re year) or draw many fans to games (at crease in segregated fee allotment or tendance averaged about 400 this year). arships and less travel would be needed), liable. In round figures, the games in allowing more money to go to other additional state money. Klotsche averaged about 400 spectators. UWM teams and the intramural pro I was wrong. This is after the five-year reign of Bob As a result, rather than building gram. The UWM Athletic Board will consider Gottlieb and Jim Harding as coach and UWM's reputation, as the team is sup UWM could change to Division II, a change in the divisional status of the athletic director, respectively. The hiring posed to, the team has not helped UWM's build its program there, then consider basketball program sometime in the near •of those two signified a special empha image at all. jumping back to Division I. future. sis on success in Division I basketball. One possible and logical choice to That choice has an awful lot of merit; There are various reasons that the bas That success hasn't occurred on the make would be to move the team to in fact, it was the choice I backed until ketball program should be dropped to floor or at the gate. Success doesn't Division II, the same level as UW- [turn to p. 12, col. 1] Division II that I'll discuss. The bottom {torn to p. 12, col. 3] Swimmers 8th in regional worked very hard and then rested The UWM men's swimming well before important meets. team participated in the NCAA Division I regional at Illinois State University in Normal, 111. Satur The diving team, which has day. The Panthers finished eighth been strong all year, was appar in a 10-team field, while setting ently off somewhat in the re nine school records. gional. John Tarantino was the only UWM swimmer in the finals. None of the Panthers advanced He made the cut only in the to the sectional. three-meter dive. Perry Randall set school records On Sunday at the Schroeder in the 100-yard backstroke, 400 YMCA in Milwaukee, UWM had individual medley and the 200- two first-place finishers in the yard butterfly. Randall is a fresh AAU senior state championships. man. Russell Sophomore Greg Blommel re Gibson and Nelson topped the 800 Greg Blommel is the 100-yard breaststroke champion. Randall corded school bests in the 100- freestyle relay mark. and 200-breaststroke events. Da took the top spot in the 200- "We tapered very well," coach yard butterfly. vid Wierdsma set the record in Fred Russell said. "Ninety- m the 200 backstroke. Steve Nel four percent of the team had their son set two freestyle records. season's best time. Eighty-two The Panthers were less than Two relay records fell to the percent had their lifetime best. .3 second away in all other e- Panthers. Randall, Blommell, Normally, 70 percent to 80 per vents from breaking school re Dave Gibson and Jim Manz broke cent is pretty good.'' cords. the school record in the 400 med Tapering is a training tech ley relay. Randall, Wierdsma, \f nique in which the swimmers are "Overall my team swam as well as they could have done," Rus sell said. "They all hit their Soccer marathon projected goals with the times they accomplished." a painful success Two place The UWM women's soccer The UWM club team is host team is counting the money and ing an indoor tournament on nursing some bruises after the March 29. UWM will have two in lift meet 1980 indoor Soccer Challenge. teams in the affair. Marquette will participate, as will Madison. UWM students and Sandburg The rest of the tournament field residents Jim Todd and Dave will be announced later. Evansen both placed in the state The women's team played eight Amateur Athletic Union weight- one-hour games. The team took lifting championships in Ocono- on fraternity teams and depart mowoc over the weekend. ment teams. The women's team Fund started came away with a 2-6. record but collected a substantial amount Evansen, who weighs slightly of money from pledges, accord for athlete more than 155 pounds, took a ing to coach Bob Coupal. Michael Rittman, 23, died ot second in the 181-pound class. cancer Sunday night at St. Mary's He snatched 226 and clean and Hospital. Rittman was a two- jerked 297. Evansen barely Coupal said, "There were lots time all-state goalie on the UWM missed the tournament's best lift of injuries. We were playing club water polo team. er award. He finished third last against teams that hadn't play year. ed soccer before. The girls A\ memorial fund is being es got hacked pretty bad. In gen tablished in his name. For more eral, we accomplished what we Todd finished second in the information contact Fred Russell 181-pound class. He snatched Two volleyball players went high to contest a point In the wanted, and I have three pages at 963-5153 in Baker 105. of notes on stuff we did wrong.'' 209 and clean and jerked 270. Klotsche Center daring a class break. Jiage 12 uwm post Status should stay as is Divisional shift needed m [from page eleven] [horn page eleven]. a couple of months ago. signs explaining where Klotsche is could seem to be right around the corner, With money pared from the bloated But in watching the UWM team this be placed around the edges of campus. either. budget of the unsuccessful basketball season, I started to see how, although The point is, we've got the team at It seems possible that Division II program, UWM could become a mecca the team has struggled, it and the pro the Division I level now, and it could basketball might be more successful at for women's sports and "minor sports." gram could improve considerably with a become respectable at that level with a the gate. UWM could play teams that few positive steps. little work and initiative. It ain't gonna have some regional recognition, like the - Soccer is the only sport at UWM that The team now has two or three leg be no Marquette, but it will not be em other schools in the UW System. That gets anything approaching a Division I itimate Division I players. All are barrassing in comparison. might draw people to Klotsche. budget. Soccer gets far less money new to the team this year and will re Staying Division I would also cost less than basketball. It doesn't need as turn next year. Bring in three more when looked at this way: if the team If UWM had some success on the floor much. This year's soccer team went to players of that caliber and guess what were to go to Division II for even a in Division II and if people began to the NCAA playoffs. you've got? A legitimate Division I couple of years, it would take longer to relate to the program and appear at the team—a first in UWM history. get back to the level it may attain games, Division I basketball could per next year. Two years of Division II haps be tried again. This time it would If UWM needs a team to represent With better players, the team could it in Division I men's sports, it should open up its game more, perhaps start basketball money would have gone for start with at least some support. nothing. be the soccer team. Soccer will need playing a running game. A running game more money to continue to compete, would be much more entertaining. The UWM has made a great investment in Division I basketball gets more money even in Wisconsin. That money is going only real crowd reactions in games I've basketball; it should try to salvage it than any other sport at UWM. Also, to have to come from a shorn basketball seen have come when _ the team has before scrapping it. because basketball is Division I, all other budget. It would be seriously stupid started running. If the Athletic Board decides to keep the men's sports at UWM must compete on to let the quality of the soccer program Gottlieb's coaching philosophy, as well team Division I, it should make a com the Division I level. slide. as his coaching ability, could be consid mitment of three to five years, so that ered suspect. It is true he has been the coach can recruit, which is hard to This means that there will never be The basketball team is 17-35 over the hampered by a comparatively low bud do when the program is on a year-to-year last two seasons. It doesn't play a serious get, but he has had five years to fig any national playoffs or tournaments for basis. the swimming and cross country teams. Division I schedule. It isn't going to ure out how to work within that bud If Gottlieb can't turn the program get, with little success. He has one year These and the other men's teams don't around, give someone else a chance. have anything approaching a Division I left on his contract. If he has another UWM basketball deserves more than If UWM needs a team to year like the last two, he should be fired. budget. Unless the basketball team starts one shot. to make a lot of money, they never will. represent it in Division I An improved team will add about as The size of UWM's enrollment implies much as is needed to the entertainment that its athletic teams should be Divi m en's sport sit should b e value of games, but there is another sion I. Milwaukee fans will probably What fine athlete will come to UWM the soccer team.'.,. seemingly small but also important con not support a "small-time" Division H in the "minor sports" knowing that he Engelbert sideration—fans cannot bring refresh team. And I think only a decent Divi will never get a chance at national recog ments into the stands. sion I team would jolt students out of nition? UWM has a hard enough time get their apathy towards the team,' Basketball is "tragically underfund get enough money to improve its court ting people to attend games, and when UWM has proven it can be success performance. Get rid of it. Redis people do attend, it won't let them en ed," in the words of coach Bob Gott ful on a national level with the soccer lieb. It's going to remain underfunded. tribute its funds. joy such customary parts of spectating team. Admittedly, it is easier and less as stuffing their faces. I'm sure some expensive to crack the upper echelon The huge amount of money that it does way to keep the Klotsche Center floor of college soccer, but unfortunately get should be cut to more adequately from getting ruined by snack droppings even a respectable basketball team may fund women's and minor sports. Green Bay and Parkside have done could be devised. bring more recognition than a great soc well for themselves as Division II schools. And where is the Klotsche Center any cer team. Women's sports do well UWM could too. Green Bay is attempt way? Non-students who don't know the And a decent basketball team might Women's sports performed well as a ing to go Division I after a history of campus (i.e., most prospective non-stu draw well enough to become self-support group this year. Basically, a new, young success and tournament bids as a Division dent spectators) would have to get a cam ing. Then we wouldn't have to argue and competent coaching staff is to be nteam. That is the way UWM should pus map to find the place. Perhaps about it any more. congratulated for that. go about it. WHY is ireveRyriME HE THINKS YEAH I AND EVERYTlME HE &ETS ABOUT ASKING THIS CHICK USALLTIEO OP I GET AN ITCH N FDR A PATE NWNOSEll Budweiseswumr . HE GETS TONGUE-TIED ? 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UWM BOOKSTORE page 14 uwm post Tradition Collective CLASSIFIEDS Employment I St. Patrick's Day grew from humble start bargaining Receptionist- Saturdays 77th Oklahoma, 541-1323. by Jim Ingbretson The extent of Patrick's priestly training is of The Post staff somewhat doubtful, but his dream did lead to bill killed STOCK CLERK his appointment as Catholic bishop of Ireland UWM BOOKSTORE Sure'n if you wouldn't like to hear the story and perhaps to his becoming the most success [from page one] of how 'tis that good ol' Saint Patrick came ful religious missionary in history. revolution in the UW System. The UWM Bookstore has a and brought the Word to the Emerald Isle. It would have destroyed the full-time Stock Clerk 1 va Well, draw up a chair and sit a while, me Two St. Pats? regent's ability to protect the cancy, beginning salary $4,945 lads and lassies, for the story she is soon It was once thought there had been two St. faculty from outside political for per hour with increase to $5.06 told. Patricks. The first was thought to be a fellow ces," Cassell said. "The DER per hour after six month pro St. Patrick, the patron saint of the Irish, was by the name of Patricus who arrived in Ireland knows nothing about universi bationary period. To arrange born in Roman Britain, in what is today Corn in 432 A.D. and died in 461 A.D. It was at ties." he said. for written exam contact UWM wall or Wales, about the year 410. He was this timetha t the second St. Patrick was ordained Staff Services Office and re Faculty members would have quest a State application form. the son of a parish deacon, and the grandson and sent to Ireland by the pope, St. Hilary. had to give up rights they already of a priest (the Roman Catholic tradition of Today most medieval scholars agree that the had received under the merger UWM Staff Services Office ecclesiastical celibacy did not arise until 600 first St. Patrick was a phantom. agreement and renegotiate them 3400 N. Maryland Ave. A.D.). St. Patrick remained the Irish primate until through bargaining, Cassell said. Phone 414/963-4463 his death in 492 A.D. Those rights include the pro An Equal Opportunity Slave trade In America, of course, March 17 is cele Employer At 16, Patrick was taken prisoner by one of brated by the traditional "wearin' o' the tection of ^tenure, he said. the groups of Saxon raiders that attacked the green" with such condiments as corned beef, There had been reports that the Bookkeeper-UWM Student west coast of England at that time. He was boiled potatoes and green beer. bill faced strong opposition from Association. 15 to 20 hrs. taken to Ireland and sold as a slave. It was In Ireland, the feast of the patron saint is faculty at UWM and UW-Mad- per week. Experience thru trial at this time that he claimed to have become celebrated by full-dress military parades through ison, but Holter said a vote on balance preferred. Salary ne religious. the streets of Dublin, Irish dancers everywhere collective bargaining at UWM gotiable. Call 963-4366 and ask He later escaped from his captors and returned and the wearing of shamrocks on the coat would probably have been close, to speak with trie Treasurer to the home of his parents. Several months lapel of nearly every Irish person old enough to if the vote had been by secret for an appointment. later, he had a dream in which a man handed walk. ballot. him a note that read, "We beseech thee, holy "It also represents the drowning of the sham A petition opposing the bill 69 Volvo 4Cyl 332-5259 Leo. youth, to come and once more walk amongst rock, which is an old Irish expression for heavy had been signed by 55 to 60 us." Patrick maintained in his "Confessions" drinking," said James Liddy, lecturer of English EARN EXTRA MONEY AT percent of the UWM faculty, HOME. GOOD PAY. Easy that this was the "voice of the Irish" pleading at UWM and a native of County Wexford, Cassell said. for his help. Ireland. work. No experience neces The only other way faculty sary. Send for report, appli could express their support would cation. M.P.L. Route 2, Oxford be to strike, Holter^ sajd, but Wisconsin. there was no desire to do so. R.S.V.P. If Jesus Christ has real meaning in your life as a Catholic, the reason has to be that you are able to hear his voice deep within you. sophomores What is he saying to you about your role as His minister to the men, Step up to women and children of tomorrow's world? a second career He does need priests, deacons, brothers, sisters, lay people. this summer. Would you like to talk about all Army ROTC offers college sophomores the opportunity to earn an officer's this? We invite you to write and let commission in two years. us tell you how we feel about you It starts with six weeks of training at Fort Knox, Ky., this summer. With and your God-given vocation. pay (over $£i£0.) You'll Jearn what it takes to be a soldier — to have your body toughened, R.S.V.P. your confidence developed. 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Flat for Rent- Lower 31st St. medical quake" and "Figure 8" will UWM Purchasing, P.O. Box Vertical Camera Operator btwn. McKinley & Vliet, read his fiction on Friday at 777- 3400 N. Maryland, Sand services, s.c. Needed. Experience preferred. Available April 1st, 3 bdrm. 8p.m. in the Union Art Gallery. burg West 3rd Floor on or Call Rich 963-4578^ natural woodwork, very nice! A Service Corporation for Women Admission is Free and open before March 21,1980. May be 344-9513 after 4. to the public. STUDENTS seen at above address. Est. 1973 Part-time NOW. Full Milwaukee St. N: Large 3 ABORTION time Summer. We have Foosball table. Official Tour bedroom, Natural wood floors, COUNSELING*SURGERY nament Soccer Blue top. First openings in Milwaukee with heat, appliances and laun Including & throughout the state. $300 Call Mark 782-2080. March 14, 1980 Three dry facilities. Available imme Free Pregnancy Testing great films with the star of $300 to $500 Weekly. diately. No children, No pets. 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FELLOWS OF AMERICAN Gasthaus with country-rock Write us- PO Box 72-288, group "Texas Red." Green Wanted: Records- Albums, COLLEGE OB-GYN Roselle, IL 60172, Mr. Wood. beer and free popcorn will 45's in good condition. Call 24 HOUR ANSWERING SERVICE be served. Surprise prize to the Jim 264-6858. Appointment Requests winner of the Blarney Contest. to 10 P.M. Call 963-6319 for info and For Sale Individualized Day Care. My FREE sign-ups. Be there at 9p.m. home, days, UWM area. Ex 344-3200 admission is Free. Hart Skies 160, Solomon perienced. Kathy 964-8025. PREGNANCY TESTING bindings. $100.00. Mens Sch- 2625 W, WIS. AVEr^ COUNSELING VOTE UPS! winn Varsity $100.00. Pioneer Wanted to Buy- TEAC 2300 8-track home recorder $100.00. without appointment -JIM AND DAN. series open reel tape deck Words Unlimited*1 Pat 964-2350 or 964-4195. Call Jeff 871-5850 anytime. M-F 8:30 am.-6 pm. Word Processing Swivel, rocking chairs (2) $20 ALL STAMP Typing, my home, 762-2879. Sat. 8:30 am.-3 pm. Service each, gd. condition; 332-8991. Birth Contrbl, VD, Themes, dissertations, COLLECTORS , abortion services Research papers, by appt. are invited to term papers the Statistical typing Philatelic Society Bread & Roses Scientific typing Women's Health Center Our word processor at UWM ENGINEEBS 238 W. Wisconsin can calculate figures, Trading nights Federal government agencies are involved in some of the Call 278-0260 too! 445-7897 March 17, most important technological work being done today.... 3MC 3tK X in energy fields, communication, transportation, consumer April 7 & 21 protection, exploring inner and outer space, and the Misc. Union VV179 environment. TYPING Service- 264-2192. Some of the jobs are unique, with projects and facilities found Get your Irish up and find the nowhere else. Salaries are good, the work is interesting and Auto Insurance- Free Quote gold at the end of the literary Personals there are excellent opportunities for advancement. All Drivers Low Rates Our nationwide network can get your name referred to agencies rainbow with James Liddy and Mon-Fri.9to9Sat.9to3 Co. A special St. Patrick's Day HAPPY B-Day to "thee" HAP in every part of the country. Ask for Jon 647-1619 PY B-Day to "thee" We miss For information about best opportunities by specialty and reading in the Union Art Gal location, send a coupon or your resume to lery Monday at 8 p.m. Ad ed it last Sundee Love "Z" Engineer Recruitment, Room 6A11. For very low cost motorcycle mission is free and open to all &"me"(OX). insurance, Call 351-2850 or United States of America (even non-Irish). Office of Personnel Management 375-2027. Looking for a good place to eat, drink and be entertained? Washington. DC. 20415 The Kenwood Inn is right An Equal Opportunity Employer TYPING PROFESSIONAL Lost 2chain Gold Bracelet Call Carrie 242-0653. here! See our display ad, ACCURATE 963-0715. page two. City .Zip- Engineering Specialty. Degree Level_ Marco Unlv./Coll Yr. 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INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO PEACE CORPS. MEDICAL 647-5155 PEACE AT PLACEMENT OFFICE MARCH 17, 1980 PERSONNEL POOL CJ^RPS UNION CONCOURSE MARCH 17, 18. 258-3700 page 16 uwm post CALENDAR Thursday, March 13 11:30 a.m.- MEETING La Table Francaise. Bring lunch 1:30 p.m. and speak French, CRT666. 3:30 p.m. LECTURE: "The Crisis of Marxism in Italian Culture" Gianni Vattimo, philosopher, Uni versity of Turin, MIT195, Free. 3:30 p.m. MEETING: Pre-Med/Pre-Health Association, Union W179. 6:30- WORKSHOP: Self-Defense Union W151, Free. 8:30 p.m. 6:30- JUDO: 6:30p.m. Beginners; 7:30p.m. annual' 9:30p.m. Tournament, Open to all. Combatives Room, Klotsche Ctr., Free. (To register, Call 963-5149) 7-9 p.m. MEETING: Leadership Training Class, Campus Crusade for Christ, BOL46, Free. 7:30 p.m. MEETING: Citizens' Party, Sponsored by the Conservation Club. Union W151. Free. 7:30-10 p.m. FILM: Last Summer. Followed by discussion on relationships. Catholic Newman Center, (Linn- wood & Downer). Free. 8 p.m. LECTURE: James Stageberg of Hodne, Stage- berg Architects, Minneapolis, MN. will speak on the recent work of the firm. ENG249, Free. 9-11:45 p.m. FOLK: Loyal Cowles, Unibn, Kenwood Inn, Free. Proof of age. Friday, March 14 11 a.m.- SECOND FRIDAY SOCIAL HOUR: Sponsored by 3 p.m. department of Afro-American studies. Refresh ments served. MIT 295. Free. The Popcorn Forum on the draft Wednesday waa one-aided for the first hour, ss anti-draft advocate 11a.m.- CELEBRATION: St. Patrick's Day. Sponsored Tom Davis [rt.] and mediator Jim Fnchs started without pro-draft spokesman Lee Marry. Marry 4 p.m. by Council of Engineering Student Organiza was an hour late. tions. Beer, food, fun. EMS 1st & 2nd floors. 3:30 p.m. SEMINAR: "Hermeneutics and Analytic Philo sophy," Gianni Vattimo, philosopher, University of Turin. CRT 939. Free. Experts debate merits 4 p.m. WOMEN'S TRACK: WWIAC Indoor Track and Field Championships at UW-Oshkosh. 5 p.m.- GAME: Dungeons and Dragons. Union W175. 2 a.m. Free. 7,8,9 p.m. ASTRONOMY LECTURE/DEMONSTRATION: of draft registration "GalacticDiscovery." Planetarium. Free. 7,9 p.m. FILM: Real Life. Union Cinema. $2, $1.75, by Tim Urbonya War II should never be forgotten and that A- $1.25. ALSO SATURDAY. of The Post staff merica today is weaker than it was during 7:30-10 p.m. WORKSHOP: International Folk Dancers. Union Pearl Harbor. E240. Free. "Any direct confrontation between the United During World War n, the United States 7:30,10 p.m., FILM: More American Graffittl. SAN Flicks. States and the Soviet Union would very rapidly did not have the nuclear power it has today, 12:15 a.m. $1.50, college ID, proof of age. ALSO SAT develop into a nuclear confrontation and that Davis said. "On December 11, 1941 we weren't URDAY. would simply mean the end of civilization," able to destroy the world 11 times over. The 8 p.m. SCIENCE BAG: "Shake and Bake: Earthquakes said Tom Davis, Executive secretary of the Wis United States is the most powerful military and Volcanoes," David Willis, geological sciences, consin Committee Against the Draft, during a machine in the world today." . UWM. PHY 137. Free. popcorn forum debate Wednesday. The government's motive behind a draft, 8p.m. POETRY READING: Mark Dittenfass. Union Davis was debating with Lee Murry, state Davis said, is not to protect our country from Art Gallery. Free. director of the Voice of Democracy Scholar a Soviet invasion or to strengthen our position 9:30 p.m.- FOLK: Bill Camplin. Union Kenwood Inn. ship Program for the Veterans of Foreign Wars, in Europe. He said he felt a stronger mili 1 a.m. ' $2, proof of age. ALSO SATURDAY. on the need for a draft registration in the United tary would only be used to deter future third- States. world confrontations such as those that occurred Saturday, March 15 The Popcorn Forum is a monthly function in Iran, Nicaragua and Vietnam. 12 Noon WOMEN'S TRACK: WWIAC Indoor Track and held in the 8th Note Coffeehouse and is spon "The government has not shown sufficient Field Championships at UW-Oshkosh. sored by the Department of University Relations. restraint over the last 15-20 years that I would 1-3 p.m. GAY TEENS* RAP: An open and mutually About 30 people were there to listen and want to put this sword to their hand again supportive group for those 18 years and under. express their viewpoints on the pros and cons of by giving them this mass of troops,'' Davis said. Sponsored by the, Gay Community at UWM. registration. Misfired policy Union W171. According to Davis, Carter's registration pro 3p.m.- WAR GAMING: Un'onE307. Free. Rossis a threat posal was only a response to a "misfired 2#.m. Davis said he felt that there was no "real foreign policy. What he wants to do now," 6:30p.m. LECTURE/DISCUSSION: "Democracy vs. Com istic need" for a draft and that the Soviet Davis said, "is pull out the pistol." munism vs. Islam," Rashid Ahmad. Sponsored Union is the only nation that could challenge the However, we must be ready to defend the de by Ahmadiyyat Muslim Students Union. Union United States in a war. cisions made by the president in order t& pro £240. Free. Murry supported President Carter's recent tect our own freedom, Murry said. America 8:30 p.m. ST. PATRICK'S PARTY: Sponsored by Delta proposal to re-enact registration of the draft. is a "far cry from the other side of the Tau Delta. Live music by Star-Dust. Free. "The low numbers that represent our armed world where you are told what to do," he said. Pabst. $2.50 & student ID. 2529 N. Murray Ave. forces today weaken the power of the United We have to have a strong military unit to States," Murry said. "At any moment, any insure respect from other countries in view of Sunday, March 16 country could take advantage of us." He what he termed as a "possible world crisis" 10:30 a.m. CHAMPAGNE BRUNCH: All you can eat. Union said the United States needs increased mili existing today, he added. 2p.m. Kenwood Inn. $4.50, $2.25, $1. tary strength so that "other nations will once "A strong country such as the Soviet Union 12:30, FILM: Tom Thumb. Union Kinder-Cinema. 75 again respect us as a leading world power." or the United States has to have strong armed 2:30p.m. cents. Citing that it has been seven years since forces in order to have respect so that neither 7p.m. BACKGAMMON TOURNAMENT: Union E307. the elimination of the draft, Murry said there one will attack the other. America no longer has - $3. have been growing problems with the volunteer a warm, strong, defensive army, and with what 7:30-10 p.m. HANG-GLIDING CLINIC: Sponsored by UWM army. These problems have been "creating a we have today we dc not have respect from the Outing Club. Union Wisconsin Room. $1. steady downhill position in the high standards rest of the world," Murry said. 8-11 p.m. 8TH NOTE COFFEEHOUSE: Brew County Round of quality in the armed forces of today's reg Both agreed that at the moment there was no ers, bluegrass. Union WG99. Free, proof of ular army," he said. need for an actual draft, but Murry said that age. Stay strong registration was absolutely necessary for the Monday, March 17 "We should never be susceptible to an attack military preparedness of the United States. He 9a.m.- PROGRAM: Free income tax assistance for stu from a foreign power," Murry said. He said stressed that registration does not mean an actual 4p.m. dents. Sponsored by business students and the what happened at Pearl Harbor during World draft. IRS. First floor lobby, BOL. 6:30-10 p.m. IRISH POTLUCK: Includes free beer and an Irish singalong. Catholic Newman Center (Linnwood & Answers to Tuesday's puzzle Downer). Phone 964-6640 for more information. System enrollment Free. 7:30 p.m. FILM: The Enemy Below. Union Cinema. Free. s c A P A P E R F D A D A 8p.m. POETRY READING: James Liddy & Company/ H 0 M E R A V E R I M 0 N , is sexually equal Union Art Gallery. Free. A M 0 R E R E D o 1A M I D Men and women have virtu- males. Women outnumbered H E R 0 N A R I z 0 N A N S ally matching enrollment totals men at eight universities and in •9 p.m. COUNTRY/ROCK: Texas Red. Union Gasthaus. P R 0 S T R E P A N G Free, proof of age. in the UW System. the Center System. M A H A T M A| E N E S .9-11:45 R.m. OPEN ,STAGE: Union Kenwood Inn. Free, A L 0 T I p E C A C T A P Last year, men outnumbered proof of age. A total of 19 more men than S L U E T H A T S iu R S A women were among the 150,629 women by 3,112. T Y s fpi H 0 N E S N U T S MAP LIBRARY: Call 963-4871. • P I E R HD E F I c I T students registered last fall in the Women showed their numeri COMPUTING SERVICE LAB: For general information (hours, P 0 L A R I s T U T u system's 13 universities and 14 cal superiority in the part-time short courses, etc.) call 963-4008. M A N I F E S T S T A L 0 N - two-year centers. student totals, with 22,325 en A L I E T A L I G E T A rollments compared tq 18,215. ART HISTORY GALLERY: 1-4 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, E A M 0 R N I T A L E N T 0 In 1979, there were 75,324 Men led in full-time enrollments, ^ Friday; 6-9 p.m. Wednesday. Call 963-4330/4060. S A N S 1s C 0 W E S T 0 S male students and 75,305 fe- 57,109 to 52,980.