09 18 09 | reportermag.com I Know What You Did Last Summer Four people who didn’t spend thier summer in their parents’ basements When Water Doesn’t Work REPORTER tackles stain removal Tie Between Tigers and Bengals RIT Women’s Soccer vs. Buffalo State EDITOR’S NOTE TABLE OF CONTENTS 09 18 09 | VOLUME 59 | ISSUE 03 EDITOR IN CHIEF Andy Rees |
[email protected] THE END OF THE WORLD EXECUTIVE EDITOR Madeleine Villavicencio We all know it’s coming. SARS, global warming, Michael Jackson. These are signs that the end times are |
[email protected] near. Whether or not we want to admit it, it’s time to start preparing for the worst. NEWS EDITOR Michael Conti If you turn on the news today, you’ll likely encounter a few stories giving the impression that the world |
[email protected] is coming to an end. While they’re blabbering on about the most recent addition to the list of doomsday LEISURE EDITOR John Howard scenarios, your subconscious pats you on the shoulder and assures you that everything will be okay. |
[email protected] But what if it turns out that it’s not okay? I’ve seen my share of pre- and post-apocalyptic movies and FEATURES EDITOR Michael Barbato somehow humanity always manages to come out on top. Isn’t it a little arrogant to think that we can beat |
[email protected] anything that fate throws at us? SPORTS/VIEWS EDITOR Emily Bogle In all seriousness, there’s a real problem with that sort of world view.