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Come Back to the Five and Dime Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean opens at MSC p. 8 • Nirvana review p. 8 NewsAhursday, October 14, 1993 From the editor’s desk... MONT Calle-in-Chief CLARION Here we go again...Is it possible that one letter from yours truly could spark such a controvcrsy?[See pp. 14-151 113 Student Center Annex I have a few things I would like to make clear to the entire campus: The Montclarioti is Upper Montclair, NJ 07043 in the business of news reporting. I will personally oversea that this gets carried out in the Tel. 201.655.5169 Fax 201.655.7433 most professional way we can do it. All are treated equally. No exceptions. Don't ask for exceptions. It will not happen. EXECUTIVE BOARD Secondly, this newspaper, so long as I am the Editor-in-Chief, will strive to present George Calle...... Editor-in-Chief international issues to our readership whenever it is timely and possible. There is no excuse Amy F o st...... Managing Editor for a newspaper to overlook major issues which affect us all. At times we are unable to report Chris Hinck...... Treasurer on all of them because we do not have a large enough staff or sufficient funding. This brings me to my final edict. The printing cost of this publication you now hold in EDITORIAL BOARD your hands is approximately $1700 per issue. We are budgeted approximately $2700 for Glenn Stein b erg...... News Editor printing the whole year! Kevin Colligan...... Editorial Editor Add office and production supplies to that. Now add over $600 weekly payroll that goes Keith Idee...... Sports Editor towards keeping a full-time advertising, production and office staff to perform certain Kelly S ch a b ...... Arts Editor duties that no one, in my three years here, has ever offered to do for free. Jeddy W est...... Features Editor You see my point? Gordon Patterson...... Production Editor If we are to have enough time to dedicate to news reporting,, which is our main objective, Raul Rivera...... Photo Editor then we must be given sufficient funding! ’The paper looks like one big advertisement this Greg MacSweeney..... Asst. NcwsEditor year! 1 am, however, regretfully put in a position that requires me to deliver that kind of a Brian Falzarano...... Asst. Sports Editor paper to you. Christina Tischiio..Asst. Editorial Editor Last year's SGA, which I have no love lost for, decided to let my warnings go unheeded. Jason Alders...... Cartoonist ' I hey drastically undercut our proposed budget and left us no other alternative than to plan Sam R ock...... Copy Editor our year accordingly. Steve Kalas...... Graphic Assistant At this year's leadershipconference, which I discussed two weeks ago in this very column, I reached out to this year's SGA and explained our situation. T hey were very receptive and ADVERTISING MANAGER it seems that something may be done to resolve this problem for next year Kevin Schwocbcl I hope that I have covered some of the behind-the-scenes situations that affect our college newspaper well enough that all of you may begin to understand some of the GRAPHIC & PAGE DESIGN problems we are faced with daily. Kevin Colligan On the lighter side...I would like to congratulate all those who participated in last week's FACULTY ADVISOR Homecoming. It was G RA N D !!! Ron Hollander The Montelarion is published weekly, except ee you at rqgu Oration, during examination, summer and winter sessions. It is funded\ in p art, by student fees distribution through the Student Government I t Association, Inc. ofMontclair State. The views \ George expressed in the commentary section, with the exception o fthe main editorial, do not necessarily \J Editor-in-Chief reflect the opinion o f The Montclarion. P.S. Hey Blue-eyes- Lokingfonaard to some lemon-drops and Rump/eminzef1 told you I'd mention you in here)! The Montclarion s layout designed by Kevin Colligan Corrections Advertising Policy DEADLINES SIZE DIM ENSIONS PRICE The deadline to submit advertisements to The Eighth Page 3.3" x 4.9" $70.°° Montclarion is noon on the Friday immediately It is the policy of preceding the issue in which you wish to advertise. Quarter Page 6.6" x 4.9" $125.°° The M ontclarion BILLING First-time advertisers are required to pre-pay to correct any errors. Half Page 6.6x10" $200.°° their ad orders. Established accounts may opt to pre-pay at a 5% discount. Tearsheets and invoices If you find any errors, Full Page 13.25x10" $310.°° will be mailed approximately (3) days following publication. Payment isdue(30)days after insertion call us at 655-5169 Back Cover* 15" x 10" $400.°° "includes black phis one color date. After (45) days of non-payment, a \0% finance charge will be levied. Any payment not recieved Classified A d* 30 words $10.°° •pre-payment required for classifieds after (60) days will be forwarded to an outside collection agency. IVtOINTT 2 CLARION News/Thursday, October 14, 1993 3,500 attend Cypress Homecoming *93 H ill concert proves to be a try Kelly Schab Three thousand, five hundred people equipped with walkie-talkies toensure attended the Cypress Hill/House of communication across campus. smashing success Pain/W hooliganz/F unkdoobiest In addition to the regular campus concert, which included elaborate police force, 80 Executive Security security measures, last Sunday without officers were also employed. incident. Montclair and Clifton police forces The event, organized by Class One joined to direct traffic on and off the Concerts, cost approximately $70,000. campus. Ticketsales were initially lax but picked Officers were placed at all entrances up in the final days. to the campus and diverted concert “We were absolutely thrilled at the goers to the Clove Road lot. turnout we received and the SGA Treasurer James Henaghan overwhelming support from all the said,“We apologize to those students students on the campus,” said Paul who may have been inconvenienced by Giamboi, president of Class One the diversion of traffic in their attempted Concerts. to attend weekend classes or to visit the He added, “Being able to get one library. We hope they understand the fifth of the undergraduate student body reason these measures were taken.” (2,000) to a Class One Concerts event Henaghan added, “ I feel the show makes us feel real good that students was a huge success and proved to the are takingadvantageofthe programming doubting Thomases that the students they help fund.” can program such enormous events Concern over the possibility that successfully.” violence would erupt led to special Chris Natale, stage production Z B T and M X perform their rendition of "Animal House" during Homecoming V.l security measures at the event but the manager, added that he wishes there concert, which lasted a little over four were, “more people and a larger crowd” hours, was performed in relative peace. but “I’d rather there be a small crowd by Glenn Steinberg sponsored by Tau Kappa Epsilon (TKE) “The security crew responded that has a good time than a large crowd Homecoming ‘93, an annual event at fraternity were given for free in the marvelously considering the that doesn’t.” MSC, was presented by the College parking lots in large flatbed trucks. overwhelming numbers that attended,” Natale is also grateful to the people Life Union Board (CLUB) this past Fraternities and sororities built their said Kevin Schoebel, assistant security who helped to put together the show weekend. floats out in Lots 22 and 23 after the supervisor at the event. and cleaned up. The festivities began on Friday night bonfire, which were displayed in the Five walk-through and several hand­ “It’s easy to sit and watch but it’s not and did not end until late afternoon on parade on Saturday. held metal detectors were used on the easy to get it together and take it down Sunday. The parade began at 12:00 p.m. and day of the event. Class One Concerts especially when you’re not getting According to Sam Rock, president of ended around 2:30 p.m. The parade- personnel and security chiefs were paid,’’said Natale. CLUB, "Homecoming was a big started with the presentation of the float success." made by Delta Xi Delta sorority and SILC programming stifled by Rock said the approximate $11,500 Theta Xi fraternity and the float for spent by CLUB was spent mainly on Residence Life ended the parade. The Inter-Collegiate Activities police officers, prize money, fireworks fraternities and sororities built their for halftime at the game, trophies, floats to represent different themes such by Glenn Steinbetg reimbursements of the floats, a disc- as a movie, a specific era or any other Students and the Student the keys to Gym Six in Panzer jockey and a donation to the fire motif while they dance and/or lip sync Information Leisure Council (SI LC ) are Gymnasium where the equipment department that assisted in the bonfire. to music. The winners of the contest having a tough time organizing and closet was so they had to hunt down He also said that everything went were announced after the football game. playing intramurals this fall due to janitors in order to get the basketballs so smoother than in the past, stating that The game which pitted Kean College conflicts with the administration. they could play. there were no major complaints and against MSC began at 7:00 p.m. and According to Je ff Lawton, president Lawton said that recently, SILC held there was a good attendance for the ended with M SC ’s fourth consecutive of SILC , problems began last year with their annual one-pitch softball parade. victory. softball. He said that Holly Gera, tournament and they had problems This year's homecomingconsisted of After the game the winners of the InterCollegiate Athletics, told them getting their equipment. different events such as hay rides, a Homecoming King and Homecoming they had to limit the use of the softball He said their locker was locked in the bonfire, the football game, a concert, Queen were announced by Selina fields because they couldn’t take the Field House and that they were unable theannouncementofthe Homecoming Lawson, Homecoming King and Queen wear and tear. to gain access to the keys. As a result, King and Queen and the parade. Chairperson. Angelina Chillemi of Delta Lawton said the softball coach also they could not get the bases or bats from On Friday night around 8:00 p.m., a Phi Epsilon and Owen Bonner of Alph did not want them using the fields and their lockers and were forced to use bonfire and pep rally took place near the Chi Rho were the winners which was were then forced to play on the inside of wooden bases. Field House. At the rally, different determined by student voting. the running track. According to Gera, they could get players from the MSC Red Hawks The victor for best performance for “We were limited tosixgames instead access to the keys via Campus Police, football team spoke to the crowd about the floats was the one by T K E and of 10 a day,” Lawton said. but due to security purposes, Lawton Saturday night’s game against Kean Sigma Delta Phi. They modeled their He also stated that not only did this would not be able to obtain a key for College. As part of the rally, the Red float after “Alice in Wonderland complicate their schedule, but people himself. Hawk cheerleaders were present and Through the Looking Glass,” and got injured playing on the track. Lawton said that he could not grasp performed different cheers for the decorated their float as the chesire cat. Brian Pray, last year’s president of Gera’s logic of being unable to issue football team. On Sunday, the lone event was the SILC , said another inconvenience they him a key if he is going to take Also at the bonfire, Gina Vasel, concert hosted by Class One Concerts. faced was when SIL C sponsored the responsibility for it. treasurer of CLU B , announced the five The concert included four bands: basketball league last spring. finalists for the Homecoming King and Cypress Hill, House of Pain, He said Gera would not give them please turn to page 5 Queen. Funkdoobiest and Whooliganz. 11 began After the rally, hay rides which were at 1:00 p.m. and ended around 4:00 p.m. M O N T T 1 Q CLARION 0 PLEASE PURCHASE ANY NEEDED TEXTS MONT CLARION News/Thursday, October 14, 1993

SILO from fiott i Gera said she is concerned about football, their biggest event of the Italian-American theft from the Field House because year. there is valuable equipment in there. He said that because the track She added that though Lawton may is still under construction, they do not do anything wrong himself, he not have use of it because the Student may lend the key to someone and they construction company is may steal equipment. responsible if someone were to “The number of keys that are get injured. Organization available arc limited for security Lawton said that he was told by reasons,” Gera said. Gera that the track was supposed Gera did say that she never heard to be finished by the beginningof about the incident with the one-pitch the semester. rennaissance softball tournament which took place Gera has now said that she on Oct. 2, but does not believe that it hopes to have the track completed is much of a problem. by the end of the month, which is by Jerry DeNicola where Italianscan discuss their interests “ I don’t want to make a big deal out too late in Lawton’s views. After two years, the Italian American and needs. of something that’s not a big deal.” Lawton said he just wants Student Organization has reestablished Cotter said if he had the time to be According to Lawton, Gera who is access to what is theirs, which is a itself and held their first event this past part of the organization it would depend involved in Campus Recreation, wants key for the outside and inside door Monday to lure new members. on the topics being discussed. to run intramurals and have officials of the Field House, keys to their The new president, Carlo Socio, 22, “ If they’re going to talk about mom’s run it, not the students. lockers and a key to Gym Six in a senior and an Italian major, said he famous lasagna, I wouldn’t go, but if Lawton said that the most recent Panzer for basketball and hopes that the organization will gain they discussed issues like politics, why problem they are having is with flag- volleyball. more recognition and the attention of not.?” Cotter said. the Italian American students on Cotter also said the SGA will match campus. dollar for dollar the money attained “ I want to have the opportunity to through fund raisers sponsored by the bridge the gap between Italian Americans and the organization. rest of the campus,” Socio said. Dr. Possiedi, who teaches at MSC, is An obstacle Socio faced was the difficulty of one of the professors within the getting organized because, “ I had to get all the organization. He said he hopes more information from the past executive board,” Socio students join this year since the campus Get the edge said. population of Italian Americans is nearly The treasurer of I.A.S.O., Domenia Parisi, 22, a 45 percent. He also said “the students senior and marketing major, said “this year we have do not have to be Italian, anyone can a strong executive board.” Parisi also said that “part come to the meetings.” WITH of the oraganizations failure in the last two years was Rosangela Cappelluti and Erica due to a lack of communication between the Pecorelli, who are members of the executive board members...they weren’t willing to I.A.S.O. said that all Italian Americans liffs otes do anything.” should come together to learn more C N . In order to attract new members, Socio and Parisi about their culture and that it’s a great Cliffs Notes give you a greater said they will sponsor trips and events for the entire opportunity to meet other Italians and understanding of the classics student body, not just Italian Americans. feel the unity of the socail group. More than 200 tides. Learn “Anybody can join,” Parisi said. Socio said that 20 new members have more and earn better grades SGA president, James A. Cotter, who is also an joined so far, and hopes that more will as you study Italian American had a decision in reestablishing come to the meetings. PQ Box 80728 Lincoln. NE 68501 the organization. He backed the organization when The meetings will be held every they wre first chartered in the -Spring of 1992. He Monday at 3 p.m. in room 338 in the said the I.A.S.O. is important because it’s a place new building, all are welcome.

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M O N 'T CLARION 7 A rts _ Entertainniml Thursday, October 14, 1993 Jimmy , Dean Jimmy Dean makes an appearance at MS(' by Annette Williams a u - character without flaw. Close your eyes and picture yourself in then- The production is directed by guest another place and another time. Picture tic I director, Jim Ligon. Thisactor/directoris yourself in a five-and-dime that was your have a credit to his profession. He has directed “home away from home” for so many ever and performed in many plays. The years Picture yourself reuniting with old seen. Mainstage Theatre Series is lucky to have friends and sharing old memories of a Every a talent as great ¿is his on their side. time long ago. 'This is the feeling you will detail The remarkable cast includes Rebecca get when you arc watching Come Back to of the Rhodes (Juanita), Jennifer Ritchkoff the Five an d Dime. Jimmy Dean. Jimmy inside (Mona, 1975), Melanie Stroming Dean. This outstanding play portrayed of the (Mona, 1955), Elyse Wolf (Sissy, 1975), the lives of a group of friends that were fi ve - Jennifer Celia (Sissy, 1955), Karen charged by the image of one man - James a n d - Finckenor (Joanne), Frank DiCDENIS LEARY Thursday, Oct* 14 have ART- Aboulaye Ndoye, paintings. Runs until Oct. 30. sold), 1 “ Rape T H E A TER- “Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy M e " THEREJUDGMENT COMES A TIME WHEN YOU’VE GOT RIGHT TO TAKE A STAND Dean.” 8p.m. Oct. 14-16 and 21-23, with a 2p.m. performance Oct. 15 and Oct. (Hate 24, Memorial Auditorium. Tickets: $7.50 general admisson; $6 senior citizens, w m SUBIR P le a se •Mi W ASUMI I Si W W id ■lid WliN HOT «LU sIMM iß faculty, staff and alumni; $3.50 students with I.D. Call the Box Office at (201) turn to 655-5112. ■ R 2» OPENS OCTOBER BnOT MAS M B S page 9 Kur»a a , MU a atm , m ■ a m ’ u i I V fO JN T 8 CLARION Arts&Enlertainment/Thursday October 14, 1993

Comedy was based on making fun of yourself. How many Jewish jokes do Mel Brooks, Buddy Hackett, or Jackie Mason Angry? perform and have they been so publicly reprimanded? Robert Townsend based an entire routine on making fun of where he came from and about being black in general. Pat Cooper does it all the time. As Depressed? a matter of fact, Jackie Mason and Mel Brooks agree on one thing- “politically correct” is killing comedy. I’m not an evil person, and I can see Well, don't you how something like this would offend another human being. But if Whoopi freti Prophet GoldbergwritestheskitsandTed Dansen performs them, where lies the problem? If Dice comes at me with a joke/crack that Bigg will be bock First off, let me say that I did not attend working in a van with nothing but an AM offends me, he’d respond with a resound­ the Friar’s Club roast in which Whoopi radio) because Montel Williams, a guest ing “Tough. Deal with it.” Why can’t the next uueek! Goldberg and Ted Dansen turned a few of the roast, faxed a letter to various media same be for Whoopi and Ted? heads and raised a few eyebrows, and all highlighting the evening’s events. See you next week. that was said 1 heard second-hand on the That’s when the bomb dropped. canbealotoffun tocollectand wear. The news. Whoopi and Ted were royally reamed. best thing about these these ties are the However, after listening to the news Politicians were pissed, babies cried, the price, vintage ties can be purchased for as and endless commentary on the subject, populous went hungry and my spine The Fashion little as two dollars. Compared with the I feel that a few things must be said, and curved. ties bought at department stores for fort} then the issue will be closed within the Despite all that happened, 1 can’t see Boutique dollars or more, this is a great buy. borders of my column. what the big deal was. Okay, I understand It seems that the shoe this season is The hubbub ensued when Ted how Ted’s little routine may have of­ f/y D earm a M azza nigged and comfortable. The popular Dansen entered the room in Al Jolsen fended people. That’s the risk any come­ style is the laced up Oxford with either a blackface, and broke out in a comedy dian takes when he/she goes on stage, or Pall ‘93 for men’s fashion is in one light leather sole or a nigged rubber sole routine that offended some of the guests. for that matter, any public place. Dice’s word, “trim.” The “boxer” suits of the that is smooth or like a work-boot. The I am also aware that the statements comedy exists to offend, and there is 80’s are forgotten with the introduction of primary leather being used on new shoes made were off-color and could be con­ quite a bit that offended me. Eddie a narrower form, Scott Omelianuck (GQ and boots is suede. Warm colors like strued as racist, et cetera. Murphy’s Raw offended me. Buddy Magazine) says the suits that will be grac­ blacks, light browns and light greens are Word of the roast and the “inappropri­ Hackett sometimes nibs me the wrong ing the work-place are less padded, have the way to go this season. ate” got out, according to 1010 WINS way. Here’s the red flagon the play- this more buttons to accentuate form and more radio (I heard about the roast while I was wasn’t in public. It was a private affair. It material has been added to the jacket’s was not open to the waist area. Review, from page 8 public. All of these changes give way to a softer me/ Do it and do it again) and “ Radio Here’s the second look. Ultimately, these new garbs are Friendly Unit Shifter” (1 ise just once and red flag- the comedy somewhat reminiscent of the 20’s and destroy/Invasion ofour piracy), he mocks routine that Ted 30’s. The jackets themselves havesmaller the press and the critics of the band. Dansen performed holes and a higher button stance which Cobain’s chronic caterwauling is per­ was written by surely gives the suit a more professional fect on tracks such as “ Rape M e”, “Milk Whoopi Goldberg. In look. It” and “Tourettes,” the laterascreamfest addition, news reports The material being used this season is accompanied by the crunch of his guitar. said that Whoopi was seemingly lightweight. Tweeds of all Ironically, the beginning of “ Rape” is having a great time at sorts are being used and can be layered eerily similar to their first hit, “Smells the roast. The people due to their soft and delicate texture. Like Teen Spirit.” whom the Friar’s Club To accentuate these suits, Dan The standout on this record is “ Heart- were roasting were Rodricks (GO), hits a vintage idea. 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M O N T I 1 1 CLARION ------Op-Ed & Lefters/Thursday, October 14, 1993------M A |l N E D ¡I T Fve fallen and ifs your responsibility to get me up l

Welcome to my first column, and a belated welcome to the ‘90s. Oh, which ‘90s am I referring to? The decade of victimization. A time when people are scurrying about, attempting to pin on themselves a dilemma, debilitation or handicap that somehow exempts them from the mainstream and moreover demands kid-glove treatment and suspends scrutinization. An era when concepts of racism and sensitivity are distorted to the point of being almost unrecognizable. insensitive to African-Americans. Upon inspection of Although this immature condition, like a horrible the piece ofanimation it proves nary impossible to detect cancer, has eaten its way into America’s culture, its origin any sort of racial discrimination. The drawing utilized is not yet attributable to figures that were the any one factor. In the ------color white on a boat of Viking design. They W e '90s have become altim e when were not evocative of media shall be held people are scurrying- about, attem pting to any particular segment of the human race, save current information age, pin on themselves a dilemma , debilitation for fictitious take-offs like Mr. Softie and the pur^ortediy^^biggeì* or handicap that somehow exempts them Michelen Tire Man. faster and more from the mainstream an d su sp e n d s The formula thorough, can certainly ... followed by Hunter sway individuals’ views, scrutinization (like so many other molding them into an ______people) was simple. enclaveofunchallenged First, identify one’s groupthink. Or maybe supposed overriding it’s a different response to this stimulus. It could be that disparity. The purpose here is to qualify for kid-glove the inundation of technology has left people beguiled to treatment. Second, suggest and/or imply racism. The a point at which a lack of self-confidence has led to an goal here is somewhat akin to showing light to Dracula. Smells like sehe ingrained paranoia of sorts. Third, demand sensitivity, which initially sounds normal A recent example of this “suffering martyr” chic but this sensitivity apparently has a silent hyphenation, came in the form ofa letter to the editor in the Oct. 7 issue spelled “o-v-e-r-.” Mr. Hunter’s composition serves a of thtMontclarion. The author was Erik Hunter, Director great purpose; its just not the one he intended. It displays Plenty of people in M SC’s administratior>staff, facul Of Stone Hall. Hunter, who went out of his way in his the willingness of people to rely on crutches of heritage little wary going into last weekend. A certain contingent of invective to state he was an “African-American” (note: under the guise of equality. the weekend the same way legions of bell-bottomed couch this is a ‘90s buzzword; what did he call himself 10 years In conclusion, what can we do to curb this burgeoning Eviel Keneval stunt in the late seventies - they wanted to s< ago?) attempted to string together campus news events counter-culture? People can start to really open their and even a cartoon in an effort to demonstrate a lack of eyes to what’s around them, introspect and replace part of the draw lay in the possibility the daredevil might fa sensitivity in these very pages. He also castigated the negativity with a more sanguine outlook. Paranoia must 72nd barrel. Montdorion for using available photos. be replaced with a concept of self-worth. The gained '1'his weekend, the students of M SC cleared the barr Logical explanations are easy. In journalism, the perspective will put into focus more important concepts, II you’re a Freshman, you probably don’t know this, I main purpose of reporting is its namesake, collating for instance the concept that a substratum of sensitivity detailed information to tell of a particular happenstance. is equality. I feel the '90s are going to shape up as a period used to revolve around Spring Week. Spring Week was seve A photo is a valuable asset to a writer and, if available, can of growing pains in America’s and the world’s history and culminated in the legendary Spring Carnival. Two years ago say 1,000 words. Hunter, obviously running out of gas, would like to try to help it along. It has been said nothing managed to kill the legend by sparking a riot on the opening cited the F a r Side comic from Sept. 30, claiming it was is easy - but sometimes it could be easier. then, the campus has been sleepwalking. Last weekend the Loud. M SC s happenest weekend of the calendar year to da What are the minority fraternities night and kept on until Sunday evening. From the start of tl and pep rally near the Field House, through the hay rides, tl of the new King and Queen, the biggest parade in memory i all about? Party or Commitment? Cypress Hill, the campus on the hill that slept through a wh To the Editor, academic retention at MSC. Simply, many blacks at this never slowed down. Some might even say it was “spinning 1 What are the purposes of black fraternities on a institution do not stay in school to graduate. One would college campus? Are fraternities’ primary purpose just presuppose that the vanguards of the minority Greek 1 learty congratulations are due to the organizations C throwing parties and gratifying their social prestige? community will divert some of their influence to study and the Greeks for providing the fuel, the SGA for paying tl What role in the campus community are the vanguard sessions in order to increase our black graduation. These student body for lighting the match (as well as keeping the 1 fraternities establishing? As I converse with members of very same Greeks have the audacity to conceptualize I he programmers of activity have proven their comp< these various groups, I hear the word “conscious” sur­ that they “run the yard!” It is very simple to nin a has proven its maturity. face. Is it “conscious” to make thousands of dollars a year controlled environment such as college; but can these from the black campus community and not generate Greek boasters rule the area in which they permanently Maybe now someone can start thinking about resurrei some of the money in educational programs for that same reside. Simply, the urban areas. My paradigm enables black campus community. me to see what these fraudulent, superficial, boastful If these black male organizations are “conscious,” Greeks are about - nothing much. they would attempt to preempt the worsening black Tim Dawg

IVIONTI 12 CLARION i T R I A Letters/Thursday, October 14, 1993 From one minority woman to another An Open Letter to the “Woman of Color,” me to hate people like you who have no respect or As I read your response to Editor-in-chief George appreciation for what this great county gives us: life, Calle’s Sept. 30 column in the Oct. 7 issue, I was liberty and the pursuit of happiness. I am not so foolish disgusted by your apparent ignorance and horrified at as to think that everyone gets his/her fair share here. the fact that you attend this school. I realize that you were There are good and bad aspects to everything in life. But highly offended I also know that and upset by thousands upon C alle’s brutally Do not forget, oh “Woman of thousands of my honest remarks on people neverget his personal opin­ their share. My ions of Somalia and C olor, ” that “piss barren ” A m erica people suffer American involve­ from poverty, ment over there. “with its war, corruption, hate, and hunger, oppres­ But I feel you sion and igno­ should have writ­ greed” unfortunately feeds, clothes rance in South ten with more dig­ America on a nity and class on daily basis with the reason of your and educated you.... no hope for res­ d iscon tent with his cue. I am one of remarks, rather than the poorly chosen slang words you the lucky ones, able to live my life as I please. Unfortu­ opted to represent you and people of color. You should nately you, and others like you, are lucky too. As I’m sure have spoken with more knowledge when addressing the you have already discovered that being a minority in problems of Somalia. Do not forget, oh “Woman of America (while having its disadvantages) has many ad­ Color,” simply because you are from Somalia or are a vantages such as; special admission programs, affirma­ minority does not necessarily make you the spokesper­ tive action, financial aid programs, special considerations son on Somalia or her people. You lost that right/position and adjustments based on race. when you moved to America! Do not forget, oh “Woman So, oh “Woman of Color” why don’t you do this of Color,” that “piss barren” America “with its war, country and our school a favor and go back to wherever ke sthool spirit corruption, hate, and greed” unfortunately feeds, clothes you came from! and educated you and hundreds like you. That causes Jacqueline Davila

; administratior>stafT, faculty and student body were a S o iiu ii id. A certain contingent of the campus looked forward to ns of bell-bottomed couch potatoes looked forward to an Do you agree with President Clinton’s :venties - they wanted to see him make it, but a strong decision to send more troops to Somalia? ility the daredevil might fall just a wee bit short of the compiled by Kevin Maths

ts of M SC cleared the barrels. And then some, probably don’t know this, but the M SC social calendar “No, because so many ‘No I don’t. VVe ve al­ £ek. Spring Week was seven days of programing that soldiers have already ready lost too many sol­ ng Carnival. Two years ago, a rogue click of ruffians been killed after the mis­ diers and have done our sion of delivering food arking a riot on the opening night of the event. Since part in helping in the con­ was completed. Nowit’s Walking. Last weekend the alarm clock rang. flict as much as we can.” up to the Somalians.” Nancy Ottati id of the calend. r year to date started promptly on Friday Deeba Luke Senior Senior Marketing vening. From the start of the festivities with a bonfire Biology s c , through the hay rides, the Big Game, the coronation ¡biggest parade in memory to the earthshaking bass of hill that slept through a whole SGA administration even say it was “spinning like a top.” due to the organizations CLUB, Class One Concerts “Yes, we should finish fuel, the SGA for paying the filling station and the what we started. We No. We re always woried about everybody jch (as well as keeping the festivities under control), would still be leaving eles’s business and not hy have proven their competence, and the student body them stranded if we left our own in the U.S.” now. tart thinking about resurrecting the carnival. Brian M cNair Brett Fuller Senior Senior Political Science Technology

MONT CLARION 13 letters/ Thursday October 14, 1993 They like usi They really like us.... Something tells us the Equal opportunity Wonder® people will be oppression To the Editor, ploit is oppression. I often hear African- It has become apparent to me that Americans complain alxiut how their an­ sending a letter soon* some readers of the Montclarion have al­ cestors were oppressed. While there is no lowed ignorance to destroy their vision denying that they were oppressed, so cal led black h umor (no offense) and if you To the Editor, and reasoning. were most other ethnic groups. For ex­ don’t like it, then don’t read it! Nobody I am writing in response to a letter by Erik Hunter’s letter claiming that The ample when my ancestors (who are Irish) forced you to read the cartoon. I suggest Erik Hunter printed in the Oct. 7 issue of F a r Side comic strip was racially insensitive came to America they were spit at, were you stay far away from Gary Larson and the Montclarion. Last two paragraphs - no is a d isplay of his ------not allowed to his type of publications and you will be problem. As for the first two.... vote and were very happy! Hey Erik Hunter, you have too much ¡K S S 2 5 The idea that African-Am ericans given jobs P.S. You know, I’m sure you’ll be quite fucking free time on your hands! The F a r that did not offended by the Oct. 1 The F a r Side since obviously see that w ere fjie only SloVCS IS p la in Side cartoon from Sept. 30 was hysterical the slaves were . pay half of it’s derogatory towards dead people and and was by no means derogatory to “Afri­ what it would I’m sure there’s gotta be somebody in not African- ignorance an d very racially inseti- can -Americans” in case you didn’t know, take for them African-Americans were not the only your family that’s dead. k^bydKfaothat sitive to those of us whose ancestors to live. My peoples in the world to be slaves! It’s Dino Dilauro it is a viking ship were also slaves. relatives in “(see The F a r Side, page 18) the slaves were Ireland, who probably English are closely (since that is who the Vikings used as related, are still being oppressed by the Reader suggests Freshman slaves, not African-Americans). The idea English, but because England is an that African-Americans were the only slaves American ally noone cares. So M r. 11unter Comp. prerequisite tor is plain ignorance and very racially insensi­ before you make comments about racial tive to those of us whose ancestors were insensitivity you better take your own also slaves. advice and “check yourself’. letter writers Another issue African-Americans ex- John Hughes To the Editor, rent, and realized that comments of this It is with some concern that I’ve read nature are merely intended to perpetuate Correspondence Theatre proudly presents: the latest broadside directed at the edito­ the 125 year guilt complex foisted upon rial board of the Montclarion. I was also American society at large by the black mildly disturbed by the fact that a num­ community. "A here lor fhe ' 90s" ber of the irate readers who wrote to the I also offer the following point to the To the Editor, the highest elected office in the land. editorin last week’seditioncouldn’teven brothers of Phi Beta Sigma: if, after due Upin the sky; “It’s a culture.” “ It’s The strives they can make when we let putaside their ______investigation, a fly. No it’s Politically-Uncorrect them are unbelievable. righteous in­ the allegations Man.” Faster than the spread of a Me-Asa man of color, namely green, dignation The assertion that the Montclarion raised against malicious rumor; more powerful than did you find last week’s F ar Side offen­ aside long public opinion; able to leap tall piles of sive. enough to depicts African-Americans as Blanton Care dirty socks in a single bound. In our P.U.M. Actually, I thought it was write in “chattel" is not only mistaken , found to be darkest hour of inlightment, when we hilarious. But in all seriousness, 1 can’t stan dar d true, he will can’t even turn around without taking believe you asked that question. Fhe English; for but also a cheap shot at have himself, an opinion poll, he is here to save cartoon in question depicted a Viking but one and no one society from itself. For the first time an long boat. Vikings used White slaves, exam ple, I sensationalism .... else, to blame exclusive interview. .. much like yourself; they never used challenge “A ______------for any Me- Do you mind if I label you as Black ones. The slaves were captured Woman of detrimental stereotypical superhero? enemies much like the early Black Color” to find “ignorant ass mind” in '¡'he effect which his actions have had upon P.U.M.- No not at all. slaves were. No your history and you Elements o f Style. either his reputation or his employment. Me- What do you think of the know yourself; 1 always say. Though, it If Erik Hunter had a sufficient work­ Whatever his achievements since 1988, Montdarion's racist editors? seems to me that they’re asking for the ing knowledge of history (to say nothing he must still be held responsible for his P.U.M.-1 drink that they have seen backlash from grave robbers, in the of sense of humor), he would have real­ conduct—regardless of his race. the error of their ways. On the back latest F ar Side. ized that the ship depicted in Gary I, too, offer my support to Mr. Blanton, cover of this week’s Montclarion is a Me- Hey wai t a minute I’m no slave. Larson’s cartoon is in fact of Norse design. as well as the sincere hope that his case is tribute to a great Black man and on die P.U.M.-Yes, you are. You are a slave If I am not mistaken, it was not the Vi­ investigated with all the fairness he de­ front cover there is a group of blacks to political correctness; bound by the kings who sold Africans into slavery; he’s serves. I also hope that the Montclarion. in dragging a dead White guy. chains of public opinion. The chains missed the boat by nearly a thousand trying to uphold the very journalistic stan­ Me- How about the Coach Blanton made from the mistakes of your fore­ years. The assertion that the Montclarion dards which Erik Hun ter claims they lack, controversy? fathers. These chains which I will break depicts African-Americans as “chattel” is continues to give him the same level­ P.U.M.- Hey, he ’sa faculty member for you and your fellow man. not only mistaken, but also a cheap shot at headed coverage which they have offered who, according to sources, is being Me- Wow, good point. I th- sensationalism; anyone with a conscience up to this point... regardless of the hue and brought up on some serious charges. P.U.M.- How about Jordan retiring? (myself included) realized that slavery cry raised by their detractors. The Montclarion, beingtheschool paper Me- What? Frankly I don’t care and racism are by their very nature abhor- Name withheld ley request and all; it makes sense for them to P.U.M.-1 must go now. cover it. Even put it on the front page. Me-Well, he just flew out a window Me- Do you believe that President and this concludes our interview. Reid’s judging in the Miss America Signed, M onday at 3 :3 0 p.m. is the deadline for letters. Pageant was degrading to women? A not so politically correct, not really P.U.M.* No . What else are they colored man with too much free time, good for? Besides there is a woman in Michael Bump

i v t o i s r r 14 CLARION Letters/ Thursday October 14, 1993 ...w e sa id “they, ” n o t “everyone.... " Frisky iMoitfcIcvnon After the concussion, I noticed l

editors jump gun, st and the next thing you know.... ruin Blanton To the Editor, other three concerned President ( Minton’s I think its time to change the name of health insurance issue (wow,'that’s a To the Editor, in broadcasting for instance, he would this newspaper. Here are some newsbreaker), the Somalia problems, and In regard to the Coach Blanton case: I bring them to the TVV. center fora personal suggestions: How about, The New York finally, the Russian Parliament upheave I would have hoped that the Montclanon tour. How many coaches would do this for Montclanon Times, or The Star Montclanon Now I ask you, only three things happened would not have let this escalate into a their students? I was shocked by the Ledjtfi■? Better yet, what about The Bergen at this college last week? There were only Senator Packwood scandal, but now that allegations of sexual harassment and at Montclanon Record! Or the Asbuty Park three things to talk about? the damage is this point I am Montclanon Press? What about the hard wtirkand pre paradexi done, I would like not yet willing to It is refreshing, and quite relieving to that goes into Homecoming (which to say a word Coach Blanton probably has believe them. know that when I spend the entire week happened last week, in case this paper about coach , ... By now, under a rock in my black cave, and have forgot tocove r it)? Or the ongoing re nova u< ins Blanton and the as much cause to complain of coach Blanton absolutely no idea what is going on in the in Russ Hall? In fact, there should be a situation in probably has as harassm ent as the unnamed outside world, ------“construction general. We much cause to that I can come update” in should keep in stlldciltS (w hose identity, unlike complain of to college and I do not need to come into school this paper mind before ...... harassment as pick up the on Thursday morning an d see the every week. judging Coach his, is being protected). the unnamed “school” What about Blanton that this students (whose newspaperand sam e pictures and read the same mentioning has happened to identity, unlike find out about New Jersey- teachers in New Jersey before and at least his, is being protected). The harm is done all the world’s stories I've been seeing an d Network and one has been proven innocent, but not to Coach Blanton, but it also hurts the events. I mean, how it will until his reputation had already been cause of feminism to allow our campuses if it were not reading about a ll week, in the broadcast last ruined by journalists who jumped the to degenerate into a witch hunt for the school's newspaper. w' e e k s gun, and assumed he was guilty. atmosphere where sexual and racial M ontclarion, _____ football game Two of Coach Blanton’s female track tensions have begun to override our my God, would on Sunday students worked with me; they admired academic concerns. Above all, I, the anybody know anything? morning (sorry, you probably missed it)? Coach Blanton, and considered him a students and faculty of this campus should What great newsbreakers to put on What about some faculty stories? We do good man and a fine coach. I le has always give a fair chance to man who has given both covers last week: the Somalia have teachers who have not Iteen arrested been considered a good man and a fine more than his fair share of time and effort situation on the front, and Michael Jordan on this campus somewhere, don’t we? The coach. Always concerned with individual to helping students. on the back. I see MSC connection right only time a faculty-mem lier is mentioned interests, Blanton expressed an interest Stephanie Wood away! Jordan must have mentioned M S(! in this paper is when he or.she is either fired in an interview once while golfing, or accused of something. Whats your opinion? W e'd like to know.1 therefore meriting a back page spread, The bottom line is that I can read the and the Somalia situation, well, there is New York Times ox the Star Ledger a ny time “ia” in Somalia to match the “ai” in I want, to discover or find out about Montclair. That must be it! important happenings. 1 do not need to What’s going on over there? This is the come into school on Thursday morning Quest for glory makes school newspaper, is it not? Shouldn’t we and see the same pictures and read the have school issues on both of the covers? same stories I’ve been seeing and reading Shouldn’t the inside pages be filled with about all week, in the school’s newspaper. Montclarion unsuitable schoo!-ut\McA issues? Granted, there I would like to see things about MSC. should be columns and editorials devoted If this is not the case, then change your to world and national issues, but the front name, start rentingspacc from the college, for framing pages? Its not like no one knew about and sell your paper in a Ixixon the corner. these stories folks. Oh, and by the way, how about writing To the Editor, newspaper, but in the Montclanon too? I lere’san example: 'Hiere were six total one headline without usingan exclamation Atrocious is right! 1’here could not Come on guys, show some sympathy. news stories in last week’s issue, starting on point.... have been a more appropriate title to put 'This picture was totally uncalled for. You page three and endingon page seven. Only Joseph Thompson on (last week’s) Montclanon. I lowever, it guys are a non-profit organization, right? three had to do with MSC, just half. The Senior should not have l>een used todescribe the So why the picture? You don’t have to picture of the dead American sold ier bei ng worry about sales and profits! But in the dragged through the streets of Somalia, Montclarion’s never-ending effort to be Letter Policy but rather it should the best college have been used to paper around, you The Montclarion inviles its readers to share their views with the describe the Atrocious is right! threw your morals campus community. All letters must be signed and include major Montclanon and its out the window for & a telephone number (lor verification purposes only). staff for deciding to this one. Letter writers may request to have their names witheld. This request put that cover on the front page. I must thank the Montclanon, however, will be granted at the discretion of the editorial editor. All decisions Yes the public has the right to know because in your decision to be just like all are final (but we will not print your letter & name without your what’s going on, and yes the media has the other media bloodhounds, you have permission). the responsibility to inform us of these given this soldier’s family a lovely picture things, but in this instance, I feel the to remember him by. So that now every Letters may be edited for brevity, clarity, libel and AP style media has made a very | n m u error in time his parent, brother, sister, wife, child Mail letters to: "Letters to the Editor c/o The Montclarion, MSC, judgement It was bad enough that 1 had or friend thinks of him, your wonderful Upper Montclair, NJ 07043." O r hand-delivered letter to our office to see this horrible image on television front page will lie their only memory. in rm 113 Student Center Annex. and plastered on the front page of every Chris Figurelli

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MONT CLARION 19 Thursday, October 14, 1993 MSC declaws Cougars, 16-14 Martress and Ruiz power Red Hawks to fout'di straight victory

try Brian Falzarano Up 16-6 at the beginning of the fourth quarter, Anthony Wolsko put a snap For those of you wondering what the over punter Daryle Pellegrino’s head, difference of a week makes, it may not which Don Gual recovered at the MSC he applicable in this instance. 12. After an illegal batted-ball penalty Powered by long touchdown runs by against the Red Hawks, the Cougars (3- Neal Ruiz and Jerry Martress, the Red 2, 1-1) got the ball at the 3 yard line. Hawks inched by the Kean Cougars for Three plays later, backup quarterback the 18th time in 19 tries, 16-14, before a Mark Cummings ran it in from a yard homecoming crowd of 5,618 at Sprague out to pull Kean within 16-12. Field on Saturday. M SC, as it had all game, blew its opportunities and played genie to Kean, granting them a plethora of second chances. Football Kean went for two points, and was denied at first. A pass interference call Although it was not as close as the against the Red Hawks gave Kean a score indicated, after almost shameful second life, which Ryans capitalized on performance last week against FDU- by running in for the conversion to cut Madison, M SC (4-0, 1-0 NJAC) came the lead to 16-14. out slow and almost did not live to stay B e sid e s this, the Red Hawks unbeaten. committed three cardinal sins, as they “I don’t think we played a real good had th ree scoringopportunities and only game today,” said Ruiz, who is also a got two points out of them. That is like M SC quarterback Darren Volker eludes a Kean defender in the Red Haw ks' ¡6-14 win track star at MSC. “They weren’t as having three golden eggs and deciding on Saturday night at Sprague Field. good as the game score said.” to crack them to make an omelette. Head coach Rick Giancola had a “We have to be able to finish it by different take on the victory. “ I’ve got putting points on the board,” Giancola line and was ironic considering Wolsko That set up a five-play, 80-yard drive mixed feelings about the win,” he said. said. “We have to concentrate more.” also had a bad snap. keyed by a 64-yard completion from “ I don’t think the score reflects how T he first sin occurred in the first After two plays, Volker threw a pass John Bauer to wide receiver Steve Scott well we played. It was a very good game quarter. Kean put a snap over punter to Tyrone Rolls that would have been a and capped by a five yard touchdown for us. The score doesn’t reflect the Kurt W ieboldt’s head, which was touchdown if it didn’t deflect off of continued on page ¿3 effort.” recovered by Wolsko at the Kean 5 yard Rolls’ hands into Will Lane’s hands. I Women's tennis seeks second " straight winning season

by Karen Plunistead her rival succumbed to defeat. She then rival Rowee Plechocki 3-6,6-3,7-5 in a The MSC women’s tennis went on to join up with Jen Kolodziej in lengthy No. 4 singles match. The M SC team’s season has been a a doubles win. high didn’t last for long. rollercoaster ride. The Red MSC improved their record to 7-4 A serious blow occurred as M SC Hawks make the uphill battle after defeating Hunter College 6-3 on dropped a tough 5-4 defeat to Rowan to victory, but come sailing Sunday. Head coach Brian McLaughlin College on Saturday. Rowan reversed down the other side to defeat. was pleased tosee an improvement from the 5-4 outcome from the ‘92 season, As the season nears to a close, last year, when Hunter beat MSC, 5-4. this time Rowan as the victor. the Red Hawks hope to stay on “It’s nice to see an increase of MSC and Rowan seemed to be top of the hill. ind i vidual games won from year to year, ” deadlocked after the single matches, 3- The Red Hawks (7-4-1) tried he said. 3, when Guido and Kolodzjiej pulled to avenge last year’s 6-3 loss to Traci Szymanski’s match created off doubles victory,to give MSC a 4-3 NYU on Monday, but fell short. some sparks for the Red Hawks. In lead. It wasn’t enough, however, as MSC rallied for the win, but Szymanski’s first set, she was down 1-5. Rowan’s impenetrable first and third darkness set in on the Red She came back to win the set 7-6 in a doubles teams rallied triumphantly to Hawks to keep them from tiebreaker. She later went on to win the secure the win. victory. It was decided that the match. Just two days after struggling to win competition would result in a Szymanski said, “When it came down any points against Kutztown, MSC tie with NYU due to darkness. to it, I wanted it more than she did!” MSC's Leantta Guido returns an opponent's dominated the courts at Upsala, 9-0. No. 3 singles player Leanna Jen Kolodziej also showed she had serve in a atrh at Red Hawks Courts last week. Guido played three sets before the guts to go the distance. She defeated contiuned on page 2 ! on M O N T ZU CLARION S ports/Thursday, October 14, 1993 — Volleyball shatters school win record Janish and Fejan lead Red Hawks to victories No. 10 & 11

by Nicole Festa FDU-Madison, set a new school record lot,” she said. Fejan added eight kills and 16 digs as At a time when the MSC football for wins. The victory, number 10 for M SC (11-6, 0-3 NJAC) won its most MSC dropped the Jersey Devils, 15-2, team is grabbing all of the headlines, the Red Hawks, surpassed the old record recent game this past Saturday on 9-15, 15-4, 15-3. the MSC women’s volleyball team of nine set in 1991. Homecoming, pulling out three hard However, MSC began the week on a continues to soar along in its path of Thisaccomplishment pleased fourth fought sets for a 15-8,15-12,15-13upset flat note as they were drubbed by first new found respectability. year head coach Anita Kubicka. “ I am over Division II Kutztown University. place Rutgers-Newark, 8-15,8-15,3-15. They have set a new standard of very much a competitor. Since the Junior Jill Janish made this win Forget that Rutgers-Newark was that credibility, and , last Thursday against program is still developing, that says a possible with a fine performance. The dominant. It was that M SC was that NJAC Player of the Week sparked her sluggish. team with 11 lulls and two aces. Also, "We were terrible," Kubicka said, Anneliese Fejan set aschool record with obviously upset at how her team played. 141 kills. The record, one of the 16 the “They (her players) were flat. It was Red Hawks have erased from the record probably the worst game I've seen us books this season, had stood since 1991, play as far as movement. when Tori Muller had 132. The kiss kept them in last place in In the previously mentioned game the NJAC. Rut despite a bad game, at against FDU-Madison, Janish had six least they have been respectable. That's kills and a school record 25 digs and more than they have been in the past.

Women's tennis, from page 20

Newcomer Sharon Scott said of the University on Oct. 6. It was an exact Upsala victory, “ I received valuable repeat of the 9-0 beating it received court experience and felt a sense of from Kutztown in the ‘92 season. belonging to my new tennis team.” Kutztown overpowered the McLaughlin said, “It was a key RedHawks in both singles and doubles match, we needed to uplift our spirits competition. from Kutztown.” McLaughlin said, “We gave it our Unfortunately, M SC took an all- all, but they are a tough set of tennis expected beating from Kutztown players.”

Freshman Krista Gastelu, one of the top middle hitters in the NJAC prepares to MSC Sports Schedule serve in Saturday's 15-8, 15-12,15-13 win over Kutztown University.

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Red Hawks head Football ,from page 20 into must win weeks reception by tight end Rhakccm the defense stopped Kean the rest of Stennett. the way, rendering the Cougars helpless. by Keith A. Idee MSC answered that with a 27-yard MSC came out fired up in the second Although the Red Hawks outshot touchdown run by Ruiz. He sparked half. After stopping Kean and forcing The time has come for the MSC the Great Danes, 13-11, they couldn’t things with a 36-yard kickoff return to Bauer out of the game, Martress took men’s soccer to step up. score on the SUNY-Albany defense. the Kean to the MSC 36. Volker then control. Martress was the “bookends” If the Red Hawks have any chance With four minutes left in the game, completed a pass to Brian McNair for 34 of the drive, starting it off with a 17-yard to get a bid to the NCAA tournament, MSC’s leading scorer Erik Neubart’s yards, a beautifully combined throw and run and ending it with a powerful 52- they must put together a winning 10-yard shot hit the crossbar and the catch that set fire beneath the Red yard run. What’s even more impressive streak of some sort in the upcoming Red Hawks eventually lost their third Hawks. Two plays later, Ruiz (season about the run is that he broke five two weeks to even be considered by game in five tries. high 68 yards), referred to as “Snap”, tackles. the seedings committee. Sophomore m id fielder Alex Zapata crackled and popped through the Cougar “ I saw a defensive back and figured if returned to action this week after defense to tie the game at 6-6. I could make a move on him...then I was missingsixgames to bolster the MSC “Easy,” Ruiz said about his run. “It off to the races,” Martress said. Men’s soccer lineup in its 3-0 win over Rutgers was there...it was a good cutback.” I lowever, MSC was forced to play Newark last Wednesday. Volker was pleased the offense was the second half without star wide But just when things on the injury more cohesive this week. “The offense receiver Tremaine Wimberlv Wimberly Should there even be a remote front looked better, junior forward played better this week,” he said. “ I caught a pass near midfield to end the possiblity of MSC getting the NCAA Ricardo Jaramillo went down with a thought we played well, we just couldn’t first halfand, upon contact, was levelled bid, the Red Hawks (7-4-1) will need foot injury in the SUNY-Albany loss. punch it in.” to the turf. He was carted off by stretcher the players that are currently injured He and junior back Melken Noriega On the next drive for Kean, the to Mountainside Hospital with a to return to the lineup. (also a foot injury) are both expected second “sin” occurred. They decided to fractured collarbone. It is very possible This season has been a frustrating back in about a week. go for it on fourth and one from the MSC that his season is over as Giancola said, one for the Red Hawks due to the M SC’s big test comes this Saturday 22 yard line. Ryans carried the ball and “We would be extremely lucky to get frequent injuries and the four losses when the Red I lawks travel to Pomona had the first down, but Tyrone Stowe him back.” by a total of five goals. to take on the 12-1 Stockton State forced him to fumble, which Keith Davis R E D HAWK N O T E S .....In the The frustration continued last Ospreys. 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