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Open Letter from RCSU Erasmuser RCSU President Plabon Saha gives an introduction Giulia Gabrielli on a year abroad in France 33 4 “Keep the Cat Free” 11/10/13 Issue 1555 felixonline.co.uk Mascot Showdown THIS ISSUE... Faculty Unions mutually hold mascots at ransom COMMENT Joseph Letts Editor-in-Chief Head to Head 5 Integrated vs Catholic wo of Imperial’s Faculty Grammar school Unions, the Royal College of Science Union (RCSU) education, two and the City & Guilds College Union (CGCU) different points of Thave recently been involved with various “mascotry” activities over view. the last month. h e activities began when the RCSU President Plabon Saba was escorted to the RCSU offi ce in a slightly inebriated state before the start of term. One of the escorts, an engineer took advantage of the SCIENCE RCSU President’s state and was able to remove the RCSU mascot, h eta the h ermometer, from the offi ce. Several days later the RCSU received a note from CGCU attached to a bag containing a rubber bolt with the message: “h is is the closest you will get this year”. Eventually the CGCU sent a list of ransom demands to RCSU shortly before the Freshers’ Fair including the donation of £350 to RAG, for the RCSU President to take Vicious Hornets and part in the CGCU “slave auction” and for the RCSU to advertise the CGCU horny marsupials 8 Welcome Dinner on social media. During the Freshers’ Fair the CGCU antagonised the RCSU by sending people over to their stall to enquire about the whereabouts SCIENCE of h eta. However, towards the end of the event a large group of RCSU RCSU Exec committee members approached the CGCU table in order Members of the RCSU posing with the CGCUʼs Spanner and Bolt mascots. to steal the CGCU’s Spanner and Bolt mascots. h e CGCU stand was only apologising for the theft of h eta, for and that the “thief” also embarrasses the longest period an Imperial mascot attended by two members of CGCU baiting the RCSU with the rubber himself at the next RCSU Bar Night. has ever been inviolate. However which allowed the RCSU to use the bolt, recognising the superiority of h e standoff between the two Faculty during the past history of the h eta “outnumbering” rule whereby if one the RCSU and apologising for their Unions is slightly overshadowed by mascot, if a version of h eta has been party outnumbers the other by a ratio poor defence of the Spanner and the long history behind the current “violated” the RCSU committee has of four-to-one the smaller party has Bolt during the Freshers’ Fair. h e version of h eta the h ermometer. h e dunked the mascot in Hyde Park’s Are private clinics to hand over their mascot voluntarily. RCSU also demands that CGCU current version of the mascot, h eta Round Pond and commissioned RCSU’s list of demands included President Lejon Chua, the CGCU IV has remained “inviolate” a whole a new version so that the RCSU driven by commercial a £500 donation to RAG (initially mascot bearers and the student who (i.e. has never been stolen in one piece) mascot stays “virgin”. Felix awaits £750), a Faculty email from CGCU stole h eta are all pied for charity, since its creation in 1975 representing the decision of the RCSU President. interest? 8 2 FRIDAY 11 OCT EDITOR’S PICKS BUSINESS POLITICS PUZZLES Be a Mentor! This week Puzzles are back! Schoolchildren in Zambia America commends capture of We’ve got two awesome new producing handmade bags. suspected Al Qaeda leader. puzzles editors who are ready to give you some cerebral exer- cise. We’re also introducing the new comic, Plugtime! COMMENT Technical Difficulties So you think you could be a better GTA? h ink again! Like riding a bicycle it’s not as easy as it looks! Joe Letts Teach First! Editor-in-Chief Do you want to change live and make society better? o, we had a some perfectly timed technical diffi culties this week, much like when the printer breaks down just before you’re supposed Sto be handing in an assignment. I’m praying that this arrives on Friday, so if Erratum you see it when you’re out getting lunch Hey, so last week we had errors in our erratum. We’re sorry. h is week we’re you’ll know that today is a lucky day! bound to have some more. If you fi nd some errors, want to complain or just Anyhow on with the week’s news. want to have your name on non-printer paper, why not send in a letter to One of the unexpected parts of the [email protected]? news this week is the upcoming visit to Imperial by Prince Harry, of Royal and tabloid fame. h e Prince’s visit marks the opening of the Royal British Legion Centre for Blast Injury Studies, a new LOLCAT OF TEH WEEK: More from teh Lolcat editor centre created to improve treatment and recovery for personnel serving in the military. I’m sure security will place of the course of the year. It will this week, from our short snippets of be tight but who knows, maybe he’ll also be interesting to see what the higher education news (including a stop by the new College Café for RCSU decides to do with the violated rather worrying call from the Oxford one of those handmade sandwiches? mascot, after all the current h eta Vice Chancellor for even more fee Another interesting topic is the cost more than £10,000 at the time increases), an interesting head-to- resurgence of mascotry in the Faculty of creation. h ey might be forgiven head about religious integration and Unions, something I’ve certainly for not commissioning a new version! separation in schools and an insightful missed out on as a member of CGCU. Felix is also starting a new feature features piece about studying While investigating the story, as well as part of the Clubs & Socs section, abroad on the Erasmus scheme. as interviewing the RCSU President a full page from a diff erent Faculty/ Finally, keep an eye on the Union Plabon Saba I also stumbled upon Constituent Union each week, elections happening this month. If College’s blog dedicated to our starting with the RCSU (I’ve already you’d like to stand for a position you collection of mascots. Hopefully after seen Plabon too many time this week). still have until Sunday to enter. As well one of the mascots was taken while Hopefully you’ll be able to keep up with as Year Reps and Liberation offi cers the person in the offi ce was literally events and activities of your union on there are also positions available on sleeping in the job, we might see an almost monthly basis. We’ve also the Union Council, a body where some more mascot activities taking got a wide range of interesting stories you really can make a diff erence. Felix, Beit Quad, Prince Consort Road, London SW7 2BB. THIS BROUGHT Email: [email protected]. Tel: 020 7594 8072. Fax: 020 7594 8065. Printed by Iliffe Print Cambridge, Winship Road, Cambridge. Registered newspaper ISSN 1040-0711. Copyright © Felix 2013. WEEK WASTO YOUBY Editor-in-Chief Joe Letts News Editors Aemun Reza, Nida Mahmud Features Editors VACANT Business Editor James Tsim Science Editors Philippa Skett, Keir Little, Fiona Hartley Politics Editor Kartikeya Rana Food Editors Carol Ann Cheah, Michael Chung Comment Editors Eoghan J. Totten, Tessa Davey Arts Editor Arianna Sorba Books Editors Maciej Matuszewski, Eva Rosenthal Music Editors Simon Hunter, Riaz Agahi, Stuart Masson, William Stocker Television Editors John Park, Emily Fulham Film Editor John Park Games Editors Maximilian Eggl, Calum Skene, Imran Rashid Technology Editors Maximilian Eggl, Yong Wen Chua Travel Editor Chris Richardson Sports Editors VACANT Online Editors Philip Kent, Annina Sartor, Stephen Ball Puzzles Commanders Kingshuk Dasadhikari, Oliver Price Copy Chief Annina Sartor Copy Editors Stephen Ball, Alexandra Hamilton, Thomas Heaven, Mattin Mir-Tahmasebi FRIDAY 11 OCT 3 Editors: Aemun Reza, Nida Mahmud [email protected] NEWS Higher Education College Chemistry department News wins Athena SWAN Gold award Imperial College Last week Kensington Palace announced Prince Harry will IMPERIAL COLLEGE LONDON be visiting Imperial College London on October 17 to open the Royal British Legion Centre for Blast Injury Studies. success of the department would environment, it also provides impetus h e palace press release stated that the Prince will be given a Nida Mahmud depend, not only on the scientifi c to help drive the next phase forward.” tour of the new centre for blast studies. He will be given 3D excellence of our individual members, Imperial’s Provost, Professor James demonstrations in the labs on the eff ect of simulated blast News Editor but on how well we work together. Stirling commented: “Gender equality impact on cells, and how the blast shockwaves can be used for We freely give mutual support when is one of my personal priorities research, as well as the simulation of an under vehicle explosion. things go wrong for those around us. as Provost. Attracting, promoting h e aim of the centre is to increase understanding I made it my challenge to create a and developing outstanding female and awareness regarding blast injury. he Imperial Department culture where we can all do this for scientists is crucial to our eff orts to of Chemistry has won each other on a daily basis; making remain a world-leader in science an Athena SWAN Gold ‘fantastic’ ordinary, rather than an and innovation.