Bob Spencer's Saints and Murderers – Lyrics
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Though relatively short in duration, this album has been a long time in the Thanks in particular to these patient supporters: Becky Clarke, Christopher Hoare, Bill Webb, Libby Thomas, Mike Crawley, making. Some of these songs began life decades ago, but, not then having Andrew White, Phil Crew, Colin Hylton, Frank McIlquaham, Patricia Marshall, the correct vehicle to ignite, they remained in hibernation, until now. Mike Amato, Cameron Dench, Paul Brady, Frank Spizzica, John Di Natale, Bruce Saunders, Alex Carranza, Mike Lazarus, John Farrugia, Alex Green, Min Immesi and Grahame Harrison. depression, elation, despair and happiness, and which has also presented And to all who have followed and supported my whacky and meandering me with the terrifying opportunity to sing in public. This has allowed me to Musical journeys over the years. confront more of my demons. Another reason to be grateful. Songs embellished with the luscious inputs of: Ric McCann – loopy drums – track 8 Much love to: Peter Heckenberg – drums – tracks 3, 13 Jacob Cook – drums – tracks 7, 8, 9, 11, 12 Pauline and Ellee, my wonderful little family, for putting up with me during Peter Maslen – drums – tracks 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 10 the course of this recording (and more). I’m so fortunate to have you in my Laura Davidson – backing vocals – tracks 1, 3, 5 life. Pam Maroney – backing vocals – tracks 1, 5 Pauline and Ellee – backing vocals – track 6 John Downes, for his invaluable guidance, true friendship and heroic Humble thanks to attempts to keep me on track. www.acorro.com.au Doug Ford and Greg Macainsh for their (unwitting) helping hands. Mark Tinson for his sensible critiques and constant reminders that I really Lorantz guitar speakers, Cole Clark Guitars, Tokai Guitars Australia, Don and need to do this before I fall off the perch. Southern Cross, Audio Pony Recording Studios, sE Microphones, Aston microphones, D’addario NYXL strings, Mick Brierley Pickups, Zoom cameras, May All Beings Be Happy. M.I. Audio effects, John Kav effects, Ash Moors effects, Les and 68 Guitars, Megasorber Acoustic Treatments, RME Audio Interfaces, Samplitude recording software. My mate Shane came ‘round the other day, But I can’t do that, ‘cause my wife will kill me, Take this skin, that it might change its colour Turned up, un-announced, I can’t say that, ‘cause my wife will kill me, I’d give anything, to be rid of this hue He said “You look like shit, son, I can’t even think that, no! I wish that I were born as white as Jesus better get you out the house”. ‘Cause my wife will kill me. Oh, to be as beautiful as you The good I made - thrown on, thrown on, thrown the ground What’s that in the driveway? You see I can’t do that ‘cause my wife will kill me, I take your blessings - on my knees An Italian soft top? I cant buy that ‘cause my wife will kill me, A rolling wreck – of rosaries And I wish that I could be as white as Jesus, Oh honey, can I have my way, I can’t even hold that, And lead foot ‘til I drop? ‘Cause my wife will kill me. And I wish that I could be as white as Jesus, And if only I were born, the man that he was, Oh please, little darling.... White As Jesus Who’s that bloke in the mirror? ‘cause I’ve been a good little soldier. What’s with all that grey hair? And if only I were born, the man that he was, Response Yes you’ve been a good little soldier, Ooh, he gives me the shivers, White As Jesus White As Jesus! And you’ve done just what I told ya. The rearview is so unfair. To get by, a boy wears many faces, So baby can I, So many things around me, You took pleasure, in my need to please, Scars on your miracles, and all your truths in shackles Collect guitars, smoke cigars, go dancing in Cuba. They look so beige. I’ll never be, the virgin that he was One step into lonely, and a mile into blue Restore that car, open up a bar, Bring back Jimi! Bring back paisley! Snake and mouse, and Sunday guarantees And now the ink is dry, but I pulled through And parachute naked! Bring back crazy! Bring back those days! While your God got off, under Section 2 A litany - of put me downs, How wonderful the world must be, for you. But I can’t do that, ‘cause my wife will kill me, I’m gonna dress rough, and leave the seat up, I can’t say that, ‘cause my wife will kill me, Only shave every three days. I can’t even think that, Never vacuum, and stay in my room, ‘Cause my wife will kill me. And maybe then I’m done.... as white as jesus The kids are out of high school, But I can’t do that, ‘cause my wife will kill me, And I wish that I could be as white as Jesus, And they just won’t leave home, I can’t say that, ‘cause my wife will kill me, I keep dropping those hints, I can’t even think that, No! And if only I were born, the man that he was, But no-where else will they roam. ‘Cause my wife will kill me. In my dreams, I can be, As right as him. The dishes they need cleaning, Oh no I can’t do that, ‘cause my wife will kill me, White As Jesus But I hide out in the shed, I can’t touch that, ‘cause my wife will kill me, Ooh, those shelves, they need some painting, I can’t even feel that, Response Maybe I’ll do that, instead. ‘Cause my wife will kill me. White As Jesus Aren’t I a good little soldier? Oh I can’t do that, ‘cause my wife will kill me, I wish that I could be, Yes, you’re a good little soldier, I can’t drink that, ‘cause my wife will kill me, As White As Jesus And you did just what we told ya. I can’t partake of that, huh!! ‘Cause my wife will, Now harden up, and tough it out, ‘Cause my wife will kill me. get up by your bootstraps. Ride the waves, smiling brave, ‘Cause my wife will kill me. I want to stand my ground ‘Cause my wife will kill me. ‘Cause my wife will.‘Cause my wife will. i can’t do that, my wife will kill me Smoke & mirrors & broken swings I’m like a schoolboy running through the halls, And guns & fags & children who sing How is it, that you knew? About things they hate, that they call sin, But they don’t understand. Got the right amount of sunshine, I almost missed you, in the right amount of breeze, you stayed true to your aim, An angel’s smile an imposter’s pain, C’mon greet the day. I love how you kissed me, Right amount of birds, I woke up like a hurricane. And trading stories with the lame, When The Devil Gets To Heaven, in the right amount of trees, To seize the upper hand. And all the saints have taken leave, Honey, sashay this way. You have my heart, now take my hand, When The Devil Gets To Heaven, Let’s get out into the Daylight Praise the Dead, raise the Dead, All the things you had, have gone, I’ll make the coffee, you make the bed, No looking back, since this began. Take from them what you crave. You’ll take what you need. Sit by the window, good days ahead. Let’s get out into the Daylight When The Devil Gets To Heaven, All above is calling You have my heart, now take my hand, You have my heart, now take my hand, And all the saints have taken leave, Paradise is closing. Get out into the Daylight. Let’s get out into the Daylight! No looking back, since this began, Get out into the Daylight. when the devil gets to heaven You’re a lighthouse in a foggy world, daylight sunshine through the mist, When The Devil Gets To Heaven, When The Devil Gets To Heaven, Feel my blood, it’s rushing. All the things you had, have gone, And all the saints have taken leave, Graceful as a string of pearls, You’ll settle for what you need. When The Devil Gets To Heaven, love your candy kiss, And all the things you had, have gone. Lord I think I’m blushing. And now the mud on my boots has yet to dry, But here I go again, into the rain outside. When The Devil Gets To Heaven, I messed up directions, I’m not that brave so I swallow my pride, And all the saints have taken leave, you were there to guide me home, And I ring the Master’s bell. When The Devil Gets To Heaven, A smile on the horizon, sweet as honeycomb. All the things you had, have gone, On a Saviour’s hand blood leaves no trace, You’ll settle for what you need. You have my heart, now take my hand, Like a deck of cards, without the ace. Get out into the Daylight Such pretty clothes, such a pretty face, Paradise is calling, No looking back, since this began, But such a dirty smell. Paradise is calling.