DOCSLIB.ORG

The Last Temptation of Voo Doo” Voo Doo, Spring 2008

Total Page：16

File Type：pdf, Size：1020Kb

Download full-text PDF Read full-text
The Last Temptation of Voo Doo” Voo Doo, Spring 2008 Volume 94, Issue 1 MIT Journal of Humor athena% blanche -a username reuse-sex Join reuse-sex “The Last Temptation of Voo Doo” Voo Doo, Spring 2008 Phos Died For Our Sins Letters to Waffl eman page Comics pages -9 The Daily Voo Doo pages 10-11 Voo Doo Loves Chemistry page 12 New Yorker Style Comics pages 13-1 Everybody Loves Emma pages 1-1 Voo Doo Censored page 19 Dating Humor pages 20-21 A Warning from IS&T page 23 Even More Comics! pages 24-2 MIT in the Movies vs. Real Life page 2 On the Elasticity of Pubic Hair page 2 My Thesis Acknowledgements page 30 - 3 - “The Last Temptation of Voo Doo” Voo Doo, Spring 2008 From the Publisher Pontius Pilot Jesus Christ Apostles Sarah Ackley Phosphorous T. Cat Sarah Ackley Paresh Agarwal Beth E. Baniszewski Simon the Cyrean Luis Blackaller Adele Schwab Andrew Brooks John Doe Gary Dreyfoos Kind Herod Robert Gens Mark Feldmeier Mark Feldmeier Alex Khripin Neal Miller Judus Iscariot Rob Morrison Clayton Sims Laura Nichols Daniel Paik Mary Magdeline Mike Pihulic Laura Nichols Ricky Savjani Adele Schwab Barabas Luis Blackaller Volume 93, Number 2 Voo Doo, MIT Journal of Humor, (ISSN 1066-2499) is published by Phosphorus Publishing whenever we can get our act together. All material ©2008 Voo Voo Doo Magazine Doo Magazine and individual authors. Single copy price $2, six issue mail subscrip- MIT Room 50-309 tion $10. Submissions accepted from any past-or-present MIT affiliate. Advertisers: write for rates, page sizes and production deadlines. Any similarity to persons living 77 Massachusetts Avenue or dead without satirical intent is coincidence. Voo Doo is not printed on recycled Cambridge, MA 02139 paper due to concerns about the environmental impact of the “de-inking” process, but is printed with soy-based inks so if you chew it long enough, it tastes like tofu. [email protected] Special thanks to the UA FinBoard for financial support. Printed at Turley. Voo Doo (voo’doo) n., [Slang c.1920] hubbub; excitement; mischief; an ideal name for a humor magazine This is the fineprint. The fineprint really isn’t all that interesting. You probably don’t want to read the fineprint. Actually, I know you don’t want to read the fineprint. You won’t like the fineprint. Please don’t read the fineprint. There is nothing to see here. Move along. The fineprint is a waste of your time. You will not like the fineprint. As a matter of fact, you will find the fineprint downright disgusting. Do something else, rather than read the fineprint. Jesus died for your sins. Don’t you feel guilty now? Phos now owns your soul. The fineprint does nothing for you. The fineprint leaves you feeling empty. There is no point in reading the fineprint. The fineprint merely wastes your time. You really shouldn’t read the fineprint. You are better than those sorts of people that read the fineprint. The fineprint is just a series of really small and insignificant words. You wont even stoop to admitting that the fineprint exists. This is the fineprint. Check out the Voo Doo Magazine Homepage http://web.mit.edu/voodoo/www and the College Humor Magazine Homepage http://web.mit.edu/voodoo/chm.html - 4 - “The Last Temptation of Voo Doo” Voo Doo, Spring 2008 E d i t o r i a l OMFG. I am graduating. And that means that I don’t course administrator woman who screamed at the top have to edit Voo Doo anymore. Thank G-d and his son, of her lungs every time the exam time was up (as Dave Jesus Christ! The only problem with that, you see, is that Barry would say, I am not making this up, bitch). It was a in all likelihood no one will be editing Voo Doo next year, truly dehumanizing experience. Worse than my weekly because Waffleman is sure as hell not doing it. He can’t anal rapings from The Institve. even use a fucking computer made after the year I was born to check his email. The unfortunate part about all Guess what, everyone! I was watching Star Trek TOS this is that there may well not be another issue of Voo one night (surprise, surprise!). It was this really dumb Doo. Ever. Or at least not next year. I feel like with out episode, where Kirk, Spock and McCoy beam down to Voo Doo, The Institvte will suck just a little bit more. this planet that was a version of Rome, twentieth cen- Without Voo Doo to push the bounds of campus free tury style. Anyway, while Kirk was doing one of his speech, The Institvte will probably go to hell in a hand- voiceover captain’s logs while being held captive, they basket. Oh wait. It has already. Or at least that’s what showed a picture of MIT’s Killian Court. Except it was Waffleman says, and he’s been here since the 90’s, so he MIT in the 60s! The trees and bushes were two-thirds of would know. Plus he’s my pimp, so I would get beaten their current height! Omg. It was so weird. and deprived of free food if I said otherwise. Anyhow, the fact that Voo Doo may be swallowed by the jaws of By the way, anything Waffleman says about me in the The Institvte is why this issue is called ``The Last Temp- letters to the editor is blatantly false. By the way, I wrote tation of Voo Doo.” I guess that has something to do with those letters, because Voo Doo readers are lame and we Jesus, but I wasn’t raised Christian and as I’ve decided don’t get letters. Ever. Actually, we got a real one this to become a Satan worshipper, I’m not exactly sure what time, can you guess which one? it means. Also, as you can see, the crucifixion of Phos- phorus T. Cat is depicted. If you can’t tell who the other -SFA people are, maybe you should stop playing GTA and get involved on this campus, you lazy millenial. We need a bright young soul to step up and do his/her/ hir/its duty to The Institve by editing Voo Doo! That means you (just imagine Uncle Sam pointing at YOU)! If interested email [email protected] with a letter of interest and resume. There will be an extensive interview process. Dress for business and stay sharp. Sense of hu- mor is not required, although knowledge of InDesign is (funny that). Anyway, as I am graduating and this is the last issue of Voo Doo I will ever edit, here is my advice to all you youngins who still have time to serve in this shithole. First of all, eat foods with fiber every day (or at least once a week). I’ve had more than a handful of friends end up with serious medical issues due to severe constipation. This issues include extended hospitalization, or, worse than that, anal bleeding. Next time you try to pass a grapefruit-sized lump of last week’s meals, you’ll thank me. Secondly, make sure that obscene/nude/drunken pictures of you don’t end up on the facial book. Let’s just say I have personal experience with that matter (ten points to the pervert who finds them). And lastly, take your GIRs early and often, just like birth control. I had to take bio with a bunch of overeager freshmen and a crazy - - “The Last Temptation of Voo Doo” Voo Doo, Spring 2008 Letters to Waffleman Dear Voo Doo, Dear Voo Doo, do to stop the scientists (aka fallen angels) and satan from reigning eter- Women won’t date me. I keep asking I’m on the swim team and I have to nal over the earth? i know satan is them on dates, but they all say no. wear really tight bathing suits. The really an alien and he is trying to get There are all these really hot soror- unfortunate thing is that all my pu- here in his photon powered space- ity girls in my HASS-D. I’ve asked bic hair hangs out and I get so em- ship. the scientists are helping him. every single one of them out over barrassed that I always lose my swim i am so scared. i pray to jesus every email, but they’ve all said no. Now races. I’ve tried waxing and shaving, five minutes, but he has not shown they won’t sit next to me. I mean, but that gets so itchy that I have to me the path to redeem the planet. maybe there’s some other stuff I scratch my crotch during class and should mention. I kind of have a people give me weird looks. What sincerely, b.o. problem and I when I’m making can I do to fix this problem? praying-to-christ-to-save-us-from- a really good point during during satan class I often start drooling. How can Anonymous I get women to like me? Dear Sarah, Dear PTCTSUFS, Sincerely, Adam Whitaker You should really get back to editing Voo I hate to be the one to inform you of Course 18 Doo, rather than putting forth this des- this, but it’s a bit late to stop Satan from MIT ‘09 perate plea for attention. We all know getting here--she was elected President what the itch between your legs is re- of The Institvte a few years back, and Dear Mr.
Load more

Recommended publications
  • Comedy Taken Seriously the Mafia’S Ties to a Murder
    MONDAY Beauty and the Beast www.annistonstar.com/tv The series returns with an all-new episode that finds Vincent (Jay Ryan) being TVstar arrested for May 30 - June 5, 2014 murder. 8 p.m. on The CW TUESDAY Celebrity Wife Swap Rock prince Dweezil Zappa trades his mate for the spouse of a former MLB outfielder. 9 p.m. on ABC THURSDAY Elementary Watson (Lucy Liu) and Holmes launch an investigation into Comedy Taken Seriously the mafia’s ties to a murder. J.B. Smoove is the dynamic new host of NBC’s 9:01 p.m. on CBS standup comedy competition “Last Comic Standing,” airing Mondays at 7 p.m. Get the deal of a lifetime for Home Phone Service. * $ Cable ONE is #1 in customer satisfaction for home phone.* /mo Talk about value! $25 a month for life for Cable ONE Phone. Now you’ve got unlimited local calling and FREE 25 long distance in the continental U.S. All with no contract and a 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee. It’s the best FOR LIFE deal on the most reliable phone service. $25 a month for life. Don’t wait! 1-855-CABLE-ONE cableone.net *Limited Time Offer. Promotional rate quoted good for eligible residential New Customers. Existing customers may lose current discounts by subscribing to this offer. Changes to customer’s pre-existing services initiated by customer during the promotional period may void Phone offer discount. Offer cannot be combined with any other discounts or promotions and excludes taxes, fees and any equipment charges.
    [Show full text]
  • Actual Malice in the Inter-American Court of Human Rights
    Brigham Young University BYU ScholarsArchive Faculty Publications 2013 Actual Malice in the Inter-American Court of Human Rights Edward L. Carter Brigham Young University, [email protected] Follow this and additional works at: https://scholarsarchive.byu.edu/facpub Part of the Communication Commons BYU ScholarsArchive Citation Carter, Edward L., "Actual Malice in the Inter-American Court of Human Rights" (2013). Faculty Publications. 4799. https://scholarsarchive.byu.edu/facpub/4799 This Peer-Reviewed Article is brought to you for free and open access by BYU ScholarsArchive. It has been accepted for inclusion in Faculty Publications by an authorized administrator of BYU ScholarsArchive. For more information, please contact [email protected], [email protected]. ACTUAL MALICE IN THE INTER- AMERICAN COURT OF HUMAN RIGHTS EDWARD CARTER* The Inter-American Court of Human Rights decided four cases in recent years that represent a positive step for freedom of expression in nations that belong to the Organization of American States. In 2004 and again in 2008, the court stopped short of adopting a standard that would require proof of actual malice in criminal defamation cases brought by public officials. In 2009, however, the court seemed to adopt the actual malice rule without calling it that. The court’s progress toward actual malice is chronicled in this article. The article concludes that the court’s decision not to explicitly use the phrase “actual malice” may be a positive development for freedom of expression in the Americas. Since its inception in 1979, the Inter-American Court of Human Rights, based in San José, Costa Rica, has moved to protect freedom of expression under the American Convention on Human Rights.
    [Show full text]
  • Guide to the Papers of the Capri Community Film Society
    Capri Community Film Society Papers Guide to the Papers of the Capri Community Film Society Auburn University at Montgomery Archives and Special Collections © AUM Library Written By: Rickey Best & Jason Kneip Last Updated: 2/19/2008 TABLE OF CONTENTS Content Page # Collection Summary 2 Administrative Information 2 Restrictions 2-3 Index Terms 3 Agency History 3-4 1 of 64 Capri Community Film Society Papers Scope and Content 5 Arrangement 5-10 Inventory 10- Collection Summary Creator: Capri Community Film Society Title: Capri Community Film Society Papers Dates: 1983-present Quantity: 6 boxes; 6.0 cu. Ft. Identification: 92/2 Contact Information: AUM Library Archives & Special Collections P.O. Box 244023 Montgomery, AL 36124-4023 Ph: (334) 244-3213 Email: [email protected] Administrative Information Preferred Citation: Capri Community Film Society Papers, Auburn University Montgomery Library, Archives & Special Collections. Acquisition Information: The collection began with an initial transfer on September 19, 1991. A second donation occurred in February, 1995. Since then, regular donations of papers occur on a yearly basis. Processed By: Jermaine Carstarphen, Student Assistant & Rickey Best, Archivist/Special Collections Librarian (1993); Jason Kneip, Archives/Special Collections Librarian. Samantha McNeilly, Archives/Special Collections Assistant. 2 of 64 Capri Community Film Society Papers Restrictions Restrictions on access: Access to membership files is closed for 25 years from date of donation. Restrictions on usage: Researchers are responsible for addressing copyright issues on materials not in the public domain. Index Terms The material is indexed under the following headings in the Auburn University at Montgomery’s Library catalogs – online and offline.
    [Show full text]
  • The Last Temptation of Christ": a Case Study
    California State University, San Bernardino CSUSB ScholarWorks Theses Digitization Project John M. Pfau Library 1990 Christian public relations strategies and "The Last Temptation of Christ": A case study Donald Gene Beehler Follow this and additional works at: https://scholarworks.lib.csusb.edu/etd-project Part of the Christianity Commons, and the Public Relations and Advertising Commons Recommended Citation Beehler, Donald Gene, "Christian public relations strategies and "The Last Temptation of Christ": A case study" (1990). Theses Digitization Project. 513. https://scholarworks.lib.csusb.edu/etd-project/513 This Project is brought to you for free and open access by the John M. Pfau Library at CSUSB ScholarWorks. It has been accepted for inclusion in Theses Digitization Project by an authorized administrator of CSUSB ScholarWorks. For more information, please contact [email protected]. CHRISTIAN PUBLIC RELATIONS STRATEGIES AND "THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST": A CASE STUDY A Project Presented to the Faculty of California State University, San Bernardino In Partial Fulfillment of the Requirements for the Degree Master of Arts in Interdisciplinary Studies By Donald Gene Beehler March 1990 CHRISTIAN PUBLIC RELATIONS STRATEGIES AND "THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST": A CASE STUDY A Project Presented to the Faculty of California State University, San Bernardino By Donald Gene Beehler March 1990 Approved by: 1% / Di^^John^Kaj^Kayjf man^ Chair, Communication■ - DateDcftf Ma^ck IS /I 9 0 Dr. Fred M^and;^, Communication r. C rk Mo tad^ Management ABSTRACT The purpose of this project is to develop a public relations plan to improve comniunication among Christian groups and to help promote mutual understanding between the evangelical Christian community and the secular news media.
    [Show full text]
  • Schedule at a Glance
    SCHEDULE AT A GLANCE Thursday, September 24, 8:30 AM – 12:30 Friday, September 25, 1:00 PM – 5:00 PM PM 12:15 PM BONUS Lunch & Learn 8:30 AM Welcome & Opening Keynote: Can Session: Language as an Equalizer You Have Soul at Work? 1:00 PM Welcome Back & Transform Your 9:35 AM Stretch Break Day: Tips From a Professional Organizer 9:45 AM Test Your Professional Development Knowledge with The 1:45 PM Identifying and Communicating Mather Group Quality Survey Research 10:00 AM Ethical Listening: Do You Hear 2:30 PM Diversity, Equity & Inclusion: Drive What I Hear? to Action 10:30 AM LinkedIn and Lockdown: Tips to 3:30 PM Test Your Safety Knowledge (Win Elevate Your Profile Prizes) & Break with Chesapeake Employers 11:00 AM Meditation Break with Rebekah Insurance Kaba, Lovesol 4 PM Closing Keynote: Mission Possible: 11:15 AM The Last Temptation of Pandemic Lessons on Resilience From a Marketing: Doubling-Down on Your Disaster Veteran Brand & Storytelling 4:45 PM Wrap-up Celebration 12:00 PM Everybody TikTok Now: A Podcast About Podcasting & PR 12:30 PM Join us for a Quick Preview of Day 2 12:45 PM BONUS Lunch & Learn Sessions (pick 1) (A) Demystifying the APR (V) Running Virtual Meetings Join us in thanking these supporters for making this conference possible! Presenting Sponsor Experience Sponsor Design Team SESSION DESCRIPTIONS THURSDAY SESSIONS 8:30 AM CAN YOU HAVE SOUL AT WORK? (Opening Keynote) Jardena London, Business Agility Consultant, Founder of Souls@Work, Author & Blogger What was the moment when work first crushed your soul? What would work look like for you to have soul at work? What would it look like if your organization had soul? Souls@Work believes we spend way too much of our lives at work to allow it to be soulless.
    [Show full text]
  • Antigone Program
    THE TRANSLATOR / ISMENE Madalyn Rilling ANTIGONE Lisa Siebert CHORUS Charlie Burton & Joe O’Rear Madalyn Rilling is, like the characters in this play, never quite sure if she is quot- KREON David Brown ing Hegel. Favorite credits include the Duchess of Malfi in The Duchess of THE MESSENGER Richard Sebastian-Coleman Malfi at Colorado College, Solange in The Maids at Colorado College, and HAIMON Ethan Everhart Helena in Midsummer Night's Dream at UC Berkeley. She currently acts for TEIRESIAS Allyson Hackworth Traffic Therapy, the best sketch comedy podcast of all time. Madalyn is a teach- EURYDIKE Joanne Koehler er and writer. She's thrilled to be working on great community theatre with Counterweight Theatre Lab. COSTUME DESIGN Megan Michelle SOUND DESIGN Ethan Everhart Lisa Siebert is excited for her first Counterweight Theatre Lab production and SET CONSTRUCTION Joe O’Rear the cathartic opportunity to play Antigone. Her local credits include Lysistrata DIRECTED BY Megan Michelle & Ethan Everhart at THEATREWORKS, The Pillowman and The Smell of the Kill at Springs Ensemble Theatre; Quake, Five Women Wearing the Same Dress and Bell, SPECIAL THANKS Springs Ensemble Theatre, Terra Nova Engineering, Book & Candle with Star Bar Players; and the Six Women Playwriting Festival at the Millibo Art Theatre. Lisa’s LA credits include Come Back to the Five & Compass Surveying & Mapping, Mallory Everhart, Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy, Dean and The Ugly Man at Ark Theatre Company; Amber Carlton, Sarah Sheppard Shaver, Chelsea and The Jamie Kennedy Experiment for the WB Network. Much love to Chad, Mitchell, Colton Pratt, The Star Bar Players, the Elly, Nic, Mom, Dad and Dan.
    [Show full text]
  • WRITER's GUIDE 2004 Season 3
    WRITER’S GUIDE 2004 Season 3 Created for Television by Michael Piller & Shawn Piller Based on characters from the Stephen King novel Copyright © 2004 Lions Gate Television. All rights reserved. No portion of this document may be performed, published, sold or distributed by any means, or quoted or published in any medium, including on any web site, without prior written consent. Disposal of this script copy does not alter any of the restrictions set forth above. WRITER’S GUIDE 2004 Season 3 INTRODUCTION A few to-dos before you come in to pitch. 1. Watch the pilot. 2. Read the book by Stephen King. 3. Watch the episode “Destiny”, our first season cliffhanger. 4. Watch Frank Capra’s Meet John Doe. 5. Watch Martin Scorsese’s The Last Temptation of Christ. Some don’ts: 1. Although Johnny should help someone in most every story, we don’t want this to become “Touched by an Angel”. We must find interesting, unique and fresh ways to tell stories. No preaching please. Find the unexpected twist. 2. Don’t pitch story arcs that run multiple episodes. What we need from you are self-contained stories. 3. We do not want to hear any pitches based on previously seen material -- whether film or television. Those kinds of story ideas occur to everybody -- including The Dead Zone staff. Johnny Smith is a fresh and unusual character, never before seen on television. We want fresh and unusual story concepts that likewise have not been seen on television. If it can be said of an idea "Star Trek did that" -- or "Buffy" or "The X-Files" or "Twilight Zone" -- then that is not an idea you should pitch.
    [Show full text]
  • OUR CHURCH at PRAYER Hours Of
    WEEKLY BULLETIN: SEASON OF PENTECOST—ST. ANTHONY MARONITE CHURCH - SEPTEMBER 6, 2020 PARISH MISSION STATEMENT You are welcomed and loved by St Anthony Community. We www.facebook.com/SaintAnthonyLawrence are transformed through prayer, acts of love, forgiveness, ser- vice and stewardship. OUR CHURCH AT PRAYER MEET OUR DEACONS Hours of Liturgical services changed Deacon Nadim B. Daou / Deacon Michael Charchaflian due to COVID-19 Sub-Deacon James T. Demers / Sub-Deacon Antoine Nammour Weekday Liturgies SACRAMENTS Mon - Thu: 9:00 AM Baptism & Confirmation: 1 month in advance with the Pastor Donations: Church & Priest: $200 Saturday Liturgies: 4:00 PM Vigil (English) Matrimony: Couples should make arrangements six months prior to the wedding date Sunday Liturgies: Donations: Church $500—Priest : Free Will 9:00 AM (English) 11:00 AM (English & Arabic) Reconciliation: One hour Before Thursday & Saturday Liturgies, or by appointment Holy days of obligation: Anointing of the Sick: Please notify the Rectory if a member of Vigil Liturgy @ 7 PM your family is ill, hospitalized, or unable to come to Church and OFFICE HOURS would like to receive communion at home M-TH: 9:00 AM-4:00 PM Please refer to our website for more Sacrament Celebrations Friday: 9:00 AM-2:00 PM Guidelines. Saturdays: By Appointment WEEKLY BULLETIN: SEASON OF PENTECOST—ST. ANTHONY MARONITE CHURCH - SEPTEMBER 06, 2020 LITURGICAL SCHEDULE AND INTENTIONS أحد الخامس ع رش من زمن ألعنرصة - FIFTEENTH SUNDAY OF PENTECOST Sat Sep. 5 For: +George Zraket by Edward and Barbara Zraket and Family English 4:00 PM Sun Sep. 6 9:00 AM For: + John McDougall by his wife Josephine McDougall English Ara/Eng Church For: 40 Day Anniversary -Zakhia Charabati & + Abdo Charabati 11:00 AM By their Brother Wahib Charabati, his wife Marie and children For: The living and the deceased of the families of Antoine & Mon Sep.
    [Show full text]
  • The Cleansing of the Temple in Four Jesus Films
    Journal of Religion & Film Volume 13 Issue 2 October 2009 Article 5 October 2009 God in the Details: The Cleansing of the Temple in Four Jesus Films David Landry University of St. Thomas, [email protected] Follow this and additional works at: https://digitalcommons.unomaha.edu/jrf Recommended Citation Landry, David (2009) "God in the Details: The Cleansing of the Temple in Four Jesus Films," Journal of Religion & Film: Vol. 13 : Iss. 2 , Article 5. Available at: https://digitalcommons.unomaha.edu/jrf/vol13/iss2/5 This Article is brought to you for free and open access by DigitalCommons@UNO. It has been accepted for inclusion in Journal of Religion & Film by an authorized editor of DigitalCommons@UNO. For more information, please contact [email protected]. God in the Details: The Cleansing of the Temple in Four Jesus Films Abstract An effective technique for teaching religion/theology students the virtues of "close reading" of films and the various techniques by which filmmakers communicate meaning to their audiences involves the comparison of the same biblical scene in different filmed versions of the life of Jesus. Students can learn to appreciate the significance of the ariousv theological and aesthetic choices a particular Jesus film represents by becoming aware of the very different choices made by the makers of other Jesus films. The scene used to illustrate this technique in this paper is the cleansing of the Temple, and the films whose portrayal of this scene are analyzed are The Last Temptation of Christ (1988), The King of Kings (1927), Jesus Christ Superstar (1973), and Jesus of Montreal (1989).
    [Show full text]
  • Drama Movies
    Libraries DRAMA MOVIES The Media and Reserve Library, located in the lower level of the west wing, has over 9,000 videotapes, DVDs and audiobooks covering a multitude of subjects. For more information on these titles, consult the Libraries' online catalog. 0.5mm DVD-8746 42 DVD-5254 12 DVD-1200 70's DVD-0418 12 Angry Men DVD-0850 8 1/2 DVD-3832 12 Years a Slave DVD-7691 8 1/2 c.2 DVD-3832 c.2 127 Hours DVD-8008 8 Mile DVD-1639 1776 DVD-0397 9th Company DVD-1383 1900 DVD-4443 About Schmidt DVD-9630 2 Autumns, 3 Summers DVD-7930 Abraham (Bible Collection) DVD-0602 2 or 3 Things I Know About Her DVD-6091 Absence of Malice DVD-8243 24 Hour Party People DVD-8359 Accused DVD-6182 24 Season 1 (Discs 1-3) DVD-2780 Discs 1 Ace in the Hole DVD-9473 24 Season 1 (Discs 1-3) c.2 DVD-2780 Discs 1 Across the Universe DVD-5997 24 Season 1 (Discs 4-6) DVD-2780 Discs 4 Adam Bede DVD-7149 24 Season 1 (Discs 4-6) c.2 DVD-2780 Discs 4 Adjustment Bureau DVD-9591 24 Season 2 (Discs 1-4) DVD-2282 Discs 1 Admiral DVD-7558 24 Season 2 (Discs 5-7) DVD-2282 Discs 5 Adventures of Don Juan DVD-2916 25th Hour DVD-2291 Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert DVD-4365 25th Hour c.2 DVD-2291 c.2 Advise and Consent DVD-1514 25th Hour c.3 DVD-2291 c.3 Affair to Remember DVD-1201 3 Women DVD-4850 After Hours DVD-3053 35 Shots of Rum c.2 DVD-4729 c.2 Against All Odds DVD-8241 400 Blows DVD-0336 Age of Consent (Michael Powell) DVD-4779 DVD-8362 Age of Innocence DVD-6179 8/30/2019 Age of Innocence c.2 DVD-6179 c.2 All the King's Men DVD-3291 Agony and the Ecstasy DVD-3308 DVD-9634 Aguirre: The Wrath of God DVD-4816 All the Mornings of the World DVD-1274 Aladin (Bollywood) DVD-6178 All the President's Men DVD-8371 Alexander Nevsky DVD-4983 Amadeus DVD-0099 Alfie DVD-9492 Amar Akbar Anthony DVD-5078 Ali: Fear Eats the Soul DVD-4725 Amarcord DVD-4426 Ali: Fear Eats the Soul c.2 DVD-4725 c.2 Amazing Dr.
    [Show full text]
  • Manor Menus July 2
    FOOD MENU BITS N’ BITES Elevate your DRAGON BOWL-Z! ADD Avocado for +$2 Black Bean Patty or Soy Chilli Tofu for +$4 | Beyond Meat Sausage for +$5 Baked Chicken Breast for +$6 | Cajun Shrimp 4pcs +$4 / 8pcs +$7 Legendary Chickpea Fries (GF, V) 10.95 A Storm Crow classic! Like regular fries, but bigger, made from chickpea batter. Comes with vegan sriracha aioli. Adventure Lime Chicken Bowl 16 Sweet as Princess Bubblegum and tart as Marceline, this perfectly delightful honey garlic chicken bowl provides the perfect balance in the Mad Snax: The Goat (Cheese) Warrior (V) 12 What a lovely day to witness our herb-infused goat cheese plate! world, much like our favourite OTP. Contains scrumptious amounts of There’s nothing mediocre about the baked-to-order flatbread and kale, romaine, edamame, red pepper and finished with toasted nori aioli house-made seasonal relishes that will satiate the hungriest War Boys and green onions. (or girls or post-apocalyptic gender identity of your choice). Ask your Knight what the seasonal relishes are today. Vegeta-Bowl with Noodles (V) 15 A vegan feast fit for a Saiyan prince! Linguine noodles tossed with a rich Bayonetta's Bruschetta (GFP) 14 house-made peanut sauce, a variety of fresh veggies and classic herbs. We've hacked n' slashed a generous portion of heirloom tomatoes You might even say its deliciousness level is... over 9000! and marinated them with onions and garlic, and spread them over toasty garlicky sourdough bread with fresh basil and balsamic Son Goku’s Greek Bowl (VP) 15 reduction.
    [Show full text]
  • The Modern Relationship Between Hollywood and Christian
    UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA Los Angeles Marketing Miracles: The Modern Relationship between Hollywood and Christian Filmmaking A dissertation submitted in partial satisfaction of the requirements for the degree Doctor of Philosophy in Film & Television by Benjamin Nelson Sampson 2016 © Copyright by Benjamin Nelson Sampson 2016 ABSTRACT OF THE DISSERTATION Marketing Miracles: The Modern Relationship between Hollywood and Christian Filmmaking by Benjamin Nelson Sampson Doctor of Philosophy in Film and Television University of California, Los Angeles, 2016 Professor Denise R. Mann, Chair This dissertation examines the relationship between Hollywood and American Christianity from 1998 to the present—a time frame that encompasses the recent rise of the “Christian blockbusters.” This period saw unprecedented interaction between Hollywood and what has been called the “Christian film industry,” or “Holywood”—a loose and ever-changing assortment of Christian film companies and independent filmmakers that have operated in one form or another since the silent era and whose productions were, until recently, primarily relegated to local theatrical markets, church screenings, and Christian television. Although historically unprecedented, this new interaction between Hollywood and “Holywood” can be understood as a clear extension of the rise of both new media technology and transmedia industries. This ii dissertation argues that a once not-for-profit filmmaking exercise by Christian filmmakers, for the purposes of inner-church ministry, has now become a huge business built upon selling films to churches as resources for both inner-church ministry and outer-church evangelism. Indeed, the business has grown so profitable that Hollywood studios now regularly market their mainstream wares to Christian audiences as well, utilizing the rise of middle-men marketing firms to reach faith-based demographics and speak a Christian sales language unfamiliar to most studios.
    [Show full text]