FOOD MENU

BITS N’ BITES Elevate your DRAGON BOWL-Z! ADD Avocado for +$2 Black Bean Patty or Soy Chilli Tofu for +$4 | Beyond Meat Sausage for +$5 Baked Chicken Breast for +$6 | Cajun Shrimp 4pcs +$4 / 8pcs +$7 Legendary Chickpea Fries (GF, V) 10.95 A Storm Crow classic! Like regular fries, but bigger, made from chickpea batter. Comes with vegan sriracha aioli. Adventure Lime Chicken Bowl 16 Sweet as Princess Bubblegum and tart as Marceline, this perfectly delightful honey garlic chicken bowl provides the perfect balance in the Mad Snax: The Goat (Cheese) Warrior (V) 12 What a lovely day to witness our herb-infused goat cheese plate! world, much like our favourite OTP. Contains scrumptious amounts of There’s nothing mediocre about the baked-to-order flatbread and kale, romaine, edamame, red pepper and finished with toasted nori aioli house-made seasonal relishes that will satiate the hungriest War Boys and green onions. (or girls or post-apocalyptic gender identity of your choice). Ask your Knight what the seasonal relishes are today. Vegeta-Bowl with Noodles (V) 15 A vegan feast fit for a Saiyan prince! Linguine noodles tossed with a rich Bayonetta's Bruschetta (GFP) 14 house-made peanut sauce, a variety of fresh veggies and classic herbs. We've hacked n' slashed a generous portion of heirloom tomatoes You might even say its deliciousness level is... over 9000! and marinated them with onions and garlic, and spread them over toasty garlicky sourdough bread with fresh basil and balsamic Son Goku’s Greek Bowl (VP) 15 reduction. Made with enough super food to power up the Kamehameha! This hearty bowl is filled with quinoa pilaf, lentils, roasted sweet potatoes, kale and Sweet n’ Spicy Chicken Bites 14.5 baby spinach. We've topped this bowl off with Cell-green Tahini Sugar. Spice. And everything Nice. Sure, these chicken bites may not dressing, feta cheese, kalamata olives and diced tomatoes to give this be big-eyed (we think) and have super powers, but they come Saiyan bowl the full experience. recommended by Mojo Jojo themself! Tex-Mex Krillin’d Chicken Bowl 16 Calamari of Cthulhu 15 Nothing short about this bowl here! A mighty bowl rivaling Goku's Tasty strips of squid steaks, marinated in buttermilk and battered in bowl filled with spicy dark chicken meat, roasted corn, black beans seasoned flour. Fried up and served with not one but two sauces - and tomatoes, all on top of cilantro rice. Topped with avocado and a zesty preserved lemon aioli and a spicy andouille sausage ragu. zesty lime aioli! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ia! Ia!

Beer Battered Onion Rings (V) 11.95 Healthier than hot yoga. Served with Dill Ranch Dip.

Dungeon Poutine (GFP, VP) 12.95 You can get yourself a classic poutine with gravy and squeaky cheese curds, OR add in some bacon, some sunny-side eggs, some pickled jalapeños. Get creative. It's your poutine, after all. Cluckin’ Chicken Sandwich 15.95 Choose your Base House-cut Fries | Home Fries +$2 Our infamous crispy double-battered boneless chicken thigh with Choose your Cheese Cheese Curds | Mozzarella | Vegan Cheese lettuce and mayo on a toasted burger bun, served with your choice of Choose your Gravy Chicken Gravy | Beef Gravy | Vegan Gravy side. Add Cheese or Bacon $2 Choose your Protein Bacon Bits (+$2) | 2 Sunny-side Eggs, Fried Nostromo Hot Chickenburster Sandwich 17 Pepperoni or Smash Patty (+$3) | Black Bean Patty (+$4) | Tex Mex, Nashville hot chicken has nothing on our Nostromo-style sandwich, Honey Garlic or Fried Chicken (+$5) | Beyond Meat Sausage (+$5) made with double-battered fried chicken and housemade hot sauce Choose your Condiments Banana Peppers, Caramelized Onions, on extra-thick Texas toast. Out of this world flavor will explode your chest cavity, but in a good way! Comes with bread and butter pickles Sauerkraut or Fried Jalapeños (+$0.50 ea) and your choice of side. Chickpocalypse Now 17.95 SALADS It’s the end of the world as we know it and you feel... fried! Chow down on two pieces of our double-battered chicken, seasoned with our own Summer House Salad (GF, V) 12.95 chest-bursting Nostromo hot sauce and fresh-baked cornbread. Prepare to be "berry" impressed with this salad. Tender greens, chunky Served with bread and butter pickles, and lemon oregano slaw. Are tomatoes, crunchy cucumbers, shredded carrots and sliced radishes you getting it? Armageddon it! tossed in a house-made raspberry vinaigrette. You won't even car-rot all Burnsides’ Chicken Wings N’ Fries 16 about the calories in this salad because you'll look radish-ing! Rush in and grab these sizzled up chicken wings in a nest of rail-split fries for a well-balanced meal! Served with house-made dill ranch and (GFP) Romero Caesar Salad 12.95 tossed in your choice of sauce: Doom, Gochujang Hot, Rum BBQ, Come, my comic cohorts in crime and croûtons! This savory salad Maple Bourbon, Honey Garlic, Garlic Parmesan. Add extra sauce +$1. will hold your taste buds for ransom with fresh romaine hearts, house-made Caesar dressing, house-made croûtons, bacon bits Chicken Tendies 15 and Grana Padano. Like Chicken Nuggies, but BIGGER! Suitable for minions and high level demons alike. Enjoy these tendies with your choice of side. Served ADD-ON to your salad: with sauced plums. Avocado +$2, Fried Chicken Thigh +$5, Baked Chicken Breast +$6, Cajun Shrimp 4pcs +$4/8pcs +$7 Upgrade your Fries or House Salad to Caesar Salad, or Chickpea Fries for +$3 or Poutine for +$4.95.

GF: Gluten Friendly | GFP: Gluten Friendly Possible | V: Vegan | VP: Vegan Possible MEGABITES

All of our burgers and sandwiches come with your choice of house-punched Fries or House Salad. When seeking adventure you can upgrade to Caesar Salad or Chickpea Fries for +$3 or Poutine for +$4.95.

SMASH BURGERS, SANDWICHES & POKÉ-(W)RAPS

Gamma Burger (GFP) 16.95 Irradiated, yes, but only with the most delicious of mutagenic cosmic beams! Transform yourself with two smashed beef patties, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles and house made burger sauce, served with your choice of side.

Dungeon Burger (GFP, VP) 17+ Let the capricious whims of Fate build your burger. Will it be beef? Chicken? Loin of Bugbear with a Gelatinous Cube demi-glace? Probably not that one, BUT WHO KNOWS? Comes with a collectible trading card because every dungeon needs loot. Ready to roll? Ask your server for a Dungeon Burger sheet and a D20.

HULK SMASH! Burger (GFP) 20 This incredible burger will sate your hulking hunger! Triple smashed beef patties, triple cheddar cheese, bread and butter pickles, housemade burger sauce and your choice of (avenging) side-kick!

Black Bean Meatless Burger (GFP, V) 16 Nothing shady about this burger here! Category is: MEATLESS REALNESS EXTRAVAGANZA! Brown rice, black beans and corn are combined together and served on a toasted bun with vegan sriracha aioli, lettuce, tomato and onion. Reuben's Redemption-wich 17.5 Sure, this sandwich will never be as popular as our "Clay-Aiken" Chicken Sandwich, but it's still a winner in its own way. Marble rye bread, 6oz smoked meat, sauerkraut, house-made thousand island dressing, Swiss cheese, pickle spear. Served with your choice of side. Chicken Cranberry Wrap 16 Tightly wrapped like a Tentacruel with its prey, this healthy wrap contains chicken breast, house-made Cherim-coloured cranberry compote, Gogoat milk goat cheese, and Avokiddo (sliced avocado). Dressed with cilantro-lime aioli and served with your choice of side.

Vegan Wrap (V) 15 Mega Evolve yourself with this Vegan-friendly alternative! This leafy wrap has been approved by Gym Leader Erika! Black bean and corn patty, edamame, spinach, avocado and carrots. Drizzled with cilantro-lime aioli and served with your choice of side.

MAINS

Redshirt Chicken Curry 18 Make this delicious red curry your Prime Directive! Lovingly cooked with chicken breast, sauteed kale and served with cilantro-jasmine rice, it will last about as long on your plate as Starfleet Ensign Smithwick did on Exo-III while investigating the cave of the rogue android. Finished with a crispy lentil papadum.

Redshirt Tofu Curry (V) 18 This vegan version of our Redshirt Curry is just as tasty, but less carnivorous with sauteed kale, tofu and chickpeas… like the semi-sentient plant creature that devoured Security trainee Lucille last season. Finished with a crispy lentil papadum.

Pad Thai Fighter (VP) 19 Grand Moff Tarkin’s favorite dish on the Death Star, this spicy noodle bowl will crush the rebellion of your hunger with one delicious stroke! Chicken, shrimp, house-made coconut sauce, carrots and red peppers conquer a bed of noodles, like an ion torpedo to your taste buds! Garnished with lime, basil, and the Emperor’s preferred crushed peanuts.

Doomshroom Linguine 18 The zombies won’t stand a chance against this mushroom-powered pasta plate! Diced chicken breast and house-made parmesan cream sauce will make short work of the undead. Served with house-made toasted focaccia bread (but peashooters are extra).

Swamp Thing's Louisiana Linguine 18 Straight outta the bayou, this mouthwatering linguini dish is made with fresh shrimp, cajun cream sauce and yes, some slightly sinister spinach. Comes with toasted homemade focaccia bread and an ominous banjo twang. Innsmouth-Style Fish & Chips 18 This New England pub favorite comes to the Storm Crow. Devour a Deep One’s catch of fresh beer-battered cod, served with tartar sauce and house-punched fries. Add a piece of fish $5

GF: Gluten Friendly | GFP: Gluten Friendly Possible | V: Vegan | VP: Vegan Possible Prices are subject to applicable taxes. All of our pies are 12” (eight slices), and are topped with a roasted garlic bulb. (GF) Cauliflower Crust available upon request +$4

PIES FROM ABOVE

The Virgin Margherita 14.5 Tabernac! 17 San Marzano tomato sauce, fior di latte and basil leaves, sprinkled San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, Montreal smoked with maldon salt. Topped with basil-infused oil. meat, sliced pickles, and chives. Topped with mustard.

Pope-rroni Pie 17 Bawk of Revelations 18 San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, double pepperoni. San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, BBQ chicken The Inferno 19 thigh, pineapple, and chives. Drizzled with BBQ sauce. Spiced San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, sliced Garden of Eatin’ 18 calabrese, hot Italian sausage, banana peppers and chives. San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, banana peppers, Hail Mary, Four of Cheese 18 roasted cremini mushrooms, roasted portobello mushrooms, Alfredo sauce, four cheeses (mozzarella, feta, goat and cheddar), spinach, and chives. and chives. The Last Temptation 17 Sermon on the Mushroom 19 San Marzano sauce, kalamata olives, red onion, feta cheese, Truffle mushroom cream, mozzarella cheese, roasted cremini, tomato, arugula, oregano herbs and whole confit garlic. portobello mushroom, and chives. Topped with truffle oil. Priestly Prosciutto 18 The Holy Duck 21 San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and in-house Beef gravy, mozzarella cheese, cheese curds, shaved smoked sliced prosciutto. Drizzled with sweet balsamic glaze. duck breast, French fries, caramelized onions, and chives. The Black Mass 22 Our pizza, who ART Hawaiian 18 Charcoal-infused crust, San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella, San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, peameal bacon, red peppers, red onions, gochujang slaw, sweet and spicy pineapple, and chives. Topped with chili flakes. chicken bites and oh yeah, a pentagram of Sriracha sauce.

BUILD YOUR OWN HOLY PIE 13 (Regular crust, San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella or vegan cheese) Choose your sauce Double your cheese +$4 ea Choose your veggies +$2.50 ea Choose your meat +$4.50 ea San Marzano Tomato Sauce (V) Fior Di Latte Cheese Arugula Pepperoni Spiced San Marzano Sauce (V) Mozzarella Cheese Spinach Prosciutto Alfredo Sauce Shredded Cheddar Cheese Banana Peppers Bacon Strips Truffle Mushroom Cream (V) +$1 Vegan Cheese Caramelized Onions Peameal Bacon Feta Cheese Red Onions Montreal Smoked Meat Goat Cheese Jalapeños Calabrese Cremini Mushrooms BBQ Chicken Thighs Portobello Mushrooms Beyond Meat Sausage +$1 Sliced Tomato Smoked Duck Breast +$1 Red Peppers Anchovies Try ‘em with our housemade dipping sauces!! Green Olives Ground Beef $2 ea Kalamata Olives Pineapple Marinara Dip Artichoke (marinated) Dill Ranch Dip Chili Oil Chili Flakes (no charge) Roasted Garlic Aioli BBQ Sauce Sriracha Aioli Roasted Garlic Aioli (GF): Gluten-Friendly Prices are subject to applicable taxes. Dungeon Burger $17+ LITTLE SHOP OF MERCH Let the capricious whims of Fate build your burger. Will it be beef? Dinosaur Erotica $4 Deck of Cards $5 Chicken? Loin of Bugbear with a Heat Transfer Mug $15 Gelatinous Cube demi-glace? Giant Custom D20 $15 Probably not that one, BUT WHO Snapback/Trucker $32 KNOWS? Comes with a collectible Storm Crow T-shirt $26 trading card because every Still Alive | Alliance | LOTR | Talk Nerdy To Me dungeon needs loot. S M L XL NAME YOUR LEGENDARY SANDWICH! For more: shop.stormcrow.com

BUN Choose one, or roll the 20-sided die! TOPPING Choose 3 toppings, $1 for each additional topping Romaine Hearts 1-3 Leaf Lettuce 1-3 Burger Bun 4-8 Sauerkraut 4-6 Marble Rye Bread 9-13 Tomato 7-10 Sourdough Bread 14-17 Onion 11-13 Gluten Free (+$2) 18-20 Dill Pickle 14-16 Pickled Banana Peppers 17-18 Fried Jalapeños 19-20 MEAT Pick or roll d20 ELITE TOPPINGS Add $2 each Double (2x) Smash Patties 1-4 Fried Chicken (Dark Meat) 5-8 Bacon 1-2 Beer-Battered Fish 9-11 Fried Pepperoni 3-4 Black Bean Patty 12-13 Onion Ring 5-8 Triple (3x) Smash Patties +$3 14-17 Avocado 9-14 Quintuple (5x) Smash Patties +$9 18-20 Gochujang Slaw 15-17 Caramelized Onion 18-20

ALIGNMENT Choose or roll CHEESE Add $2 each Lawful Evil 1-2 Cheddar 1-7 Chaotic Evil 3-4 Goat 8-10 Neutral Evil 5-6 Vegan 11-14 Lawful Neutral 7-8 Swiss 15-16 Chaotic Neutral 9-10 Feta Cheese +$1 17-20 True Neutral 11-12 Lawful Good 13-14 Chaotic Good 15-16 SAUCES Choose 3 sauces, $0.25 for each additional sauce Neutral Good 17-18 Choose Alignment 19-20 Yellow Mustard 1-2 Ketchup 3-5 SIDE Mayo 6-8 Fries 1-4 Relish 9-10 House Salad 5-7 BBQ 11-12 Chickpea Fries (+$3) 8-11 Vegan Sriracha Aioli 13-15 Caesar Salad (+$3) 12-15 Tartar Sauce 16-17 Storm Crow Signature Sauce 18-20 Poutine (+$4.95) 16-18 Vegan Poutine (+$4.95) 19-20

While we do our best to accommodate all allergies and food sensitivities, there may be cross contact due to other shared equipment in our kitchen. Our Gluten Friendly foods should be safe for those with gluten sensitivity, but we cannot recommend them for customers with celiac disease. Please let your server know of any sensitivities or allergies when ordering. Total Burger Price $

For server use only. Does not include tax.

DESSERTS *NEW* Georgie’s Float 8 We’re not clowning around with this sinister concoction. Made with your choice of craft soda, vanilla ice cream, whipped cream and topped with soured lost souls of Derry, Maine. Cause we all float down here. The Cookie of Communion 7.95 Whether or not you believe in transubstantiation, we can guarantee one thing: when you take a bite of this delicious double chocolate cookie, you’ll think: “Christ, that’s good!" Served with vanilla ice cream and house-made caramel sauce.

Chocolate Bullwinkle J. Mousse (GF, V) 9 ...or the moose who loved chocolate and avocado. Wait, aren't all mooses vegan? Oh no, this description is getting a bit Rocky... The (Cheese)cake is a Lie! 10 Take a Portal and escape with a slice of our New York-style cheesecake. Enjoy it plain or choose from chocolate, house-made caramel or raspberry sauces. Best enjoyed single player, but co-op campaign available too! The Forbidden Fruit Pie 13 Serves 2-4! Give in to your temptation and take a bite of this most unholy pie filled with the sweetest forbid- den fruit and luxurious caramel sauce. Top it off with gluttony-worthy vanilla ice cream. Sub for charcoal-infused crust for +$1.