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Bulk Rate,U·S Post?.ae Pa,fl ,Vol. 78 .No/42,.J.-- FRIDA:,, ""'""" NOVEMBER _;__ 20, 1987 _ (603)862-1490 Durham.NH ______~------~-::------Durham 11.J H Perm!! 1130 Addled Abbie entertains• By Cunis Graves and Elizabeth Cote Hoffman's reply was equally The famous and infamous emotional. "All you' re doing is . "radical for all ages", Abbie presenting the oroblem and . Hoffman, entertained a crowd bum~ing the shit out of people. ·of about 200 people in the MUB You' re not doing anything to Wednesday night. While the solve the problem." Hoffman somewhat impaired Hoffman finished his response by saying, was often silly, and irreverent, "Stop following, start leading." he also infused a strong under Hall disagreed with Hof current of concern about a fman's idea that student acti variety of issues, such as drug vism w1ll enjoy a rebirth in years testing, the presidential race to come. "People today--the and student activism. . police, the CIA--have learned . Hoffman, an-activist fo~ near from the sixties how to deal with ly two decades, is most famous student activism." for being' one of the "Chicago Later, Hall admitted "he Seven" arrested at the 1968 (Hoffman) had some very good Democratic National Conven points. It was good to see him tion for "inciting a riot." use that kind of (obscene) Pressure is being put on the administration to come up with more parking lots so that more "Young people today are language. If that's the way you middle-aged already," Hoffman feel, say it," cars can enjoy the luxury that this car has. (Mark Hamilton photo). · said. "If you don't.change your Hoffman was also outspoken nihilistic attitudes, you may on drug testing. He has written really be the last generation." a book entitled Steal This Urine Hoffman said that the title Test. of his next book will be The Last "When Reagan was Governor More parking provided Generation. · of California in '64, he told the An interesting exchange of LA Times, 'Most reliable sources By Donna Morafcik the evening was between Hof s~i'y permanent brain damage Pressure for additional on- this year than in the past, which aesthetics and parking need to fman and an older student, Cad . is ,,(he inev.itaple effect of·pro campus parking has brought has increased the demand for be balanced, according to Berg-. Hall. ldtiged smoking of marijµana,'" about an administrative turna- more parking spaces. · strom. .· . . "We had the pow.er but we Hoffman quoted, :\l3,ut when ·round whteh will provide the · UNI-I junior Billfogram rides The safety of a walking cam lost it. You're not-here.when/ Doug,as .Ginsberg confessed ( to_ needed fonding. , . . his bike to school b,ecaus,e the pus needs to be c0nsidered, she we need it. (leadership)," Hall·· This year, two hundred and parking is "such a mess." He said. bellowed. ·· HOFFMAN, page 7 fifty thousand dollars, spre~d said, "You have to arrive on Any future parking areas will · over five years, has been allotted campus at 7:30 a.m. to get a spot be· built on the peripheral areas by the University for additional anywhere." of campus, said Bergstrom. "core parking," according to Ingram said he is in favor of The only students prohibited Student Senator Edmund building a parking garage. "B from parking on campus are McCabe. lot would be the perfect spot freshman and sophomore res- . Last year, UNH President for a garage. It is right next to idents. The only exceptions are Gordon Haaland decided no new the academic buildings," he said. for documented medical rea core parking would be built, said UNH student Michele Cata sons, according to Bergstrom. McCabe. This semester's ded- lario now takes the bus to school A parking garage was a con sion for more parking spaces from Portsmouth. "I drove the side red alternative, but this is ·a complete turnover. first two days of school and had would not be economically feas Last year, building began oh to park in a· field over by ible at UNH. A single parking 122 new spaces, which should Channel 11," said Catalano. space in a parking garage costs be completed by the end of this •Catalano said she thinks that ten to fifteen times the amount yeat'; · since the early 80s there are of a ground space. A 100-space lot is. to be built · more students with cars. According to McCabe, fey;er near Rosemary Lane, and 22 UNH junior Pete Dupuis "for students would probably be able new parking spaces will also the most part" has no problem to afford par~ing per.mi ts for surround DeMeritt House, ac- with parking at UNH. Yet, he that. The newly planned spaces ·· cording io McCabe. · said he "can definitely see where wHl not raise the price of student The current parking situation it can be a problem. I think there parking permits, Bergstrom is a problem and additional . should be more money allocated said. parking spaces are needed, '\ for parking spaces," said Du There are no additional park according to Assistant Director • puis. ing areas definitely planned for of Public Safety Carol Berg- Although the parking is an next year, although the fifty strom. evident problem, it isn't the only thousaQd dollars is allotted if UNH has more commuters consideration at h:and. Safety, it is needed. Hood House needs nurse Four years later, still no applicants By ~manda Waterfield offering is much lower than cology for three half-days (total) ·After four years of trying, that--$18,000. between.now and Christmas," Health Services has Abbie Hoffm~n cracks a smile during the film, May Flowers, just about Dr. Patterson said because the said Dr. Patterson. given up on hiring a nurse pay is so low, no one is inter ,Although Hood House orig which preceded his discussion. (Mark Hamilton photo). practitioner. According to Di ested in applying. inally expected to get more time rector of Health Services Dr. The other factor affecting the from the family practitioner, Peter Patterson, hundreds of staff at Hood House is the this should help ease patient · dollars have been spent advet shortage of nurses everywhere, backup. Dr. Patterson would INSIDE· tising for someone to fill the not just at UNH. "There are not still like to hire a nurse prac Was the UNH incinerator the only smoking going on position, but the ads are no enough nurses to go around," titioner. longer being run due to lack of nr. Patterson said. . He said Hood J-louse yesterday during the Gr~t American Smok~ut? employs Fin_d _ interest. The area of Health Services a physician's ass1'!..,.ant who does out on page 2. Part of the problem is finan which is suffering most from gynecology, but he would "take cial. The average income of a the shortage is gynecological any nurse practitioner, because · · Presidential candidate Albert Gore's dad made an nurse practitioner is around service.s. ''We have hired a impromptu visit to UNH. See story on page 3. $32,000. The salary UNH is family practitioner ·w do gyne- NURSE, page 3 PAGE TWO THE NEW HAMPSHIR_E FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1987 Smokeout attempts to clear UNH air
By Susan Flynn of family and friend support to Some quit cold turkey, others quit smoking, arid several vo attempted, and many smokers lunteers to answer questions. · did not even care. Yesterday, "The majority of people com the tenth annual Great Amer ing to the table were picki_ng. ican Smokeout took place at up survival packets for their UNH. The scope of this na friends. I really believe · they tional event ranged from two were sincere in their actions and tables at the MUB, roan assort not just out for the candy," said ment of "Kiss Me, I Don't Eggert. · Smoke" pins worn by students The table was also equipped throughout the campus. lung machine that dis with a other things, inform smokers about .The tables were sponsored played the condition of the· Two tables were set up in the MU:Q yesterday to, among by the Health Services Consu airways by measuring .. the the hazards of their habit. (Mark Hamilton photo). mer-Board. amount of a:ir one qm take into the damage of smoking is not made valiant attempts at kicking · cigarette in my mouth," said "Our goal is to inform and his/her lungs·. yet apparent, said Finn. The the habit. Across campus, many Obenshain. · give students an incentive to · Dennis Martin, a registered majority of the students who students were seen chewing Obenshain was surprised that quit. If they can give it up for respiratory therapist at smoked left the machine feeling gum, pulling hair, and waiting a lot of smokers did not even one day, then maybe two days, Wentworth-Douglass hospital, relieved because the results did desperately for 12:01 a.m., when seem to care about the Smo then three," said Keith Eggert, operated the machine, which not sho~ the long term effects the Smokeout officially ended. keout. business manager of the Con appeared to be the hit of the day. that smoking creates. June Obenshain, a clerk at the "I was out by tht:. lung ma sumer Board. According to Finn, there was "In a false sense students see MUB Copy Cent~r, remained chine, and it seemed like a seen~ The table set up in the MUB a line of people cons·istently that they are okay·;- and can smoke-free until about 3: 30 in from a W, oody Allen movie. -was equipped with survival kits wa_iting to use the machine from continue to smoke, b:1Jt who ca'n the afternoon. There were a couple of people for smokers, information on the 9:00 a.m. to3:00 p.m. say what will happen in a year ".I really tried, but a friend sitting right next to the lung hazards-of smoking, a movie The majority of college stu from now?" said Finn. . called me on the phone and demonstrating the importance dents are young, healthy, and Many smokers across campus before I · realized it I had a COLD TURKEY, page 3 NEWS IN- ·BRIEF
'88 Primary ignored Bell, Dawson, 35 dead, 80 injured according to survey capture MVP honors . in London subway fire .A public opinion poll released Wednesday reveal-- · . Toronto outfielder George Bell became the first Fire broke out Wecl-nesday evening belo\11 that in relation to recent news items, th~. cpve ra;: player from a C1µa4iao. team and the first from w:ooden escalator in one of,London's busiest subw~,,, of the-1988 Presidential race.. is virtually igrion · ,the pominican Republic to win .a Most Valuable stations, ·carrying unaware rush-hour comm m e 1 ... . by the public, and of those who are interested, m:ti: .· Player award.Tuesday, edging Detroit s~ortstop - directly into the heart of th·e inferno, killing :; believe the media has been too nosy about the priv,1 ! , Alan Trammell by four first-place votes, 332 points and wounding at least 80, fire and transport off icic1 1·- lives of the candidates. to 311 in the American League race. said. · ' The poll, conducted by the Gallup Orgari.izatio1 : Bel-1 led the league with 134 runs batted in and Press Association, the British domestic nev, for the Times Mirror Co., found that 68 perccn 47 home runs, hut despite the banner year the agency, quoted an unidentified Fire Brigade sour'-' believed the media went too far in stories a bo 11 • Toronto slugger was looked upon as one of the · as saying the blaze may have been caused by a spc, rl Gary Hart's involvement with D~)Qna Rice, whil, primary reasons for the Blue Jays collapse in the. frqm an escalator motor that ignited trash in , 65 percent objected to the "charges that l';! · final ·week of the season, ending the stretch run machinery room. The fire b.t;oke out at the Kinr , Robertson's first child was born out of wedio_-l with a dismal 2-for-26 at the plate. "I played well · Cross Station at 7:36 p.m., just as the commuu. : In the same survey, 59 percent belived the rriF.d t . until the last week," Bell said, "If we do that [judge rush hour was trailing off, and was brought un.J, clos.e scrutiny is worthwhile in ,that it aids VO[ ' • by a single week] it ·doesn't make any sense." control within two hours, the Fire Brigade said. in deciding who is personally qualified t~ hold pt1! · In the senior Circuit, Andre Dawson of the Cubs Some passengers es-caped by darting intd ! i 1, office. took MVP honors by driving in a· major league tunnel and onto trains, but others were incorre\..i ,. As far as news events themselves are concernh · leading 137 runs and tying for the NL home run directed by station workers onto an escalator w b 1'- · 69 percent surveyed said they paid very clo:.. _crown with 49, becoming the first MVP ever to wound up taking them into the fire. "No one w ! 1- attention to stories about Jessica McClure, the infa.111 be chosen from a last-place team. Ozzie Smith of . was down there when the fire started could poss il who fell into a wel-1-in Texas. Forty percent fo.Jlowt,; the Cards finished second, 76 votes behind Dawson. · he living/' said Poli~e .S-u"perintendent D:1 \ . reports about the stock market crash, and 37 pen.:e1,: Boston's Dwight Evans placed fourth in the AL Fitzsimmons. watched the accounts of U.S. Navy/Persian Gu 1• voting,-earning himself a tidy $100,000 bonus from .happenings. At the bottom of the list was nc: ''. the Red Sox for finishing in the top five in the of the Presidential campaigps--15percent p;:1 < ballotting. attention to the Democratic race, and 13 pern· 11: said they were interested in the GOP race, accordin.r to the survey. · Norman Ornstein, political scientist with t IJ; American Enterprise Institute offered this adv i,, to Presidential .candidates: "Find a cleep, narro" well shaft in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, fall down it an, Climbing accident get stuck for a few days." Bowie cleared kills .Dartmouth student report: Reagan A Dartmouth College.junior was killed in an i_,_ • Contra by grand jury - climbing accident Tuesday in what rescue wroku deemed "an unfortunate loss of life caused by r< ->i ; responsible for aides - British rocker Davia Bowie was cleared WeJ judgement," ' . , . The congressional committees on the lran-contLi nesday by a grand jury in Texas of a sexual assauli The body of Brian M. Dunleavy, 20, of Berwi·; ,_ ,.. affair blamed President Reagan Wednesday fui coqiplaint filed by a woman who spent the 1:3-ighr PA, was found at approximately 7 o'clock W ednes·j ; ·. subverting "the rule of law" and said that he bu: c ·. with him in his Dallas hotel room follow mg ;1 morning near the foot of Willey· Slide ori route :> '- ' "the ultimate responsibility" for any wrongdoi"r performance in that city .in early October. af.ter the Dartmouth undergraduate had bet , by his aides. - The 40-year-old singer-actor had not heen arres~ed reported missing around 4:30 ·a.m. Officials est~llLl.(• The. Congressional report provided the mo:-i' or officially charged and did not have to appea , that Dunleavy had fallen some 500 to 600 feet. accurate accounting to date on how nearly $48 milliu1 : before the grand jury. Bowie has been on tour in Joseph Lentini, Vice President of the Moumci l ' raised from the arms sales to Iran had bee 1 t Australlia since shortly after the complaint wa~ Rescue Service, noted that "it's a little early in rh. distributed, but included little public evidence tl-w 1 filed, and issued no immediate comment. · season" for winter dimbing, and that ice format i, ·, i , was not covered during the, three months of publ i\ · "The grand jury did not find e_nough evidenn in the Mt. Wa~hington Valley area may be too tl1 i1 trails held last spring and summer. to warrant an .indictment," a spokesman said. Wand J to support a climber . .Lt. Peter Lyon of the Fis!, The report stated that "if the President did nu : Nichols, 30, of Dallas, claimed she accompanieL\ and Game Department added that rain and wa, ,; . know what his national security advisors were doi, ''. ' Bowie to his hotel room after an October 8 concen temperatures Tuesday made climbing particu Lt, ; I he should leave." The r.eply from the White Hot• - · in Dallas' Reunion Arena, and that he assaultel1 hazardous, and that Dunleavy was taking an.ad"-;( , via spokesmaff Marlin Fitzwater said in brid ti, her there on the morning of October 9. risk by climbing alone. · . President Reagan understood mistakes had brl ' Bowie called her account "ridiculous", and tha, "We all felt, in essence .. ,that it was an unfortu;1 .·: made and accepted responsibility, and that .the t'i1 ·:. anything that occured between them was with he l thing, ·but it was certainly bad judgement," L}, , had come to move on to other, more pressing issut · consent. said. ·· · THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, NO:JEMBER 20; 1987 Houston· Labor shortage iS worse than ever named
By Michelle LaF orge · The impression Ingeborg Lock, The shortage of student help director of Dining Services, got on campus has grown progres.., was that "we are losing people liaison sively worse as the end of the as well as gaining." semester draws near. Lock said paper servingware By Chris Pollet "It's not just our problem," and menu changes would be two said Steve Roderick of the possible changes in service if In a effort to create better Dining Services committee in the employment deficiency gets communication between faculty the Student Senate. Shortages any worse. and students, Physics professor have been reported in the dining During finals week in De Robert Houston has taken the halls, Dimond library, and cember, the dining halls will stay position of a liaison between _ Health Services. · open one late night instead of the Academic Senate and the Dimond library just hired a the average three of previous Stuµent Senate. group of students, said Chief years, Lock said. There is not ''Professor Houston is well Library Assistant Ruth Mar enough student help to man the respected and is very outgoing," tling. They have adequate ap fa_cilities during finals., but the said Charles Jones, chairperson plications on file, but not turnouts were not large enough of the Student Senate's Academ enough work study students in past years to cause concern ic Affairs Council. "He cares have applied, or are projected at the cut, said Lock. about the students." to apply, to fill a growing need questioned the lack He will take the information . Roderick Huddleston Dining Hall is only one of several university back to the Academic Senate and for student-help. of interest in Dining Services. Health Services is in the same "To me they are the most institutions hit by the labor shortage. (MarkHamilton photo). report ii:. The direct link can position. Due to a facility rel educational places to work." He of the best Dining Servicess in ' "because they learn to organize only help communication be ocation, they have positions for asked, since business students the New England area," Rod- their time." tween the two groups which has clerks and clerk/ drivers opening work iq the Memorial Union, erick said. · Both Lock and Roderick as- be€n a6se1,1t in the past, accord- up. Administrative assistant why aren~t the Hotel manage Lock agreed with Roderick, serted that shutting down parts · ing to Jones. Mary Wahl confirmed the drop ment students apprenticing the citing that studies have shown of dining halls is a last resort Jones went to Jolrn Rogers, in work study applicants over Dining Services? that students who become in- and not necessary at_this time. tl:i_e Academic Senate chairper other years. "All the cooks in the dining volved with work or an ·activity But Roderick said, ."It is a son, and proposed the position. _Dining Services, however, is halls are professionals and out of schoolwork often get problem all over campus and "I voiced the concern that we still the operation in most need. UNH is-considered to have one higher grade point averages people should get involved." .· ·needed a repre~entative and he came up with Professor Hous- ton," said Jones. Jones said the creation of this position as a liaison betweeri · for bis son the two groups is essential as · .Albert Gore Sr.campaig-ns the only link which exists is student senators who attend meetings. By Cindy Mathieson Academic Senate \ Houston currently is the Former ·senator Albert Gore job: "He's ·ha-d eleven years According to Gore his son, start earlier. Chairperson of the Judicial ,Sr. of Tennessee made a last- experience in the U.S. Con- · would immediately proceed tol, Allowing more time for .ed Standing in the Academic Se- - minute campaign stop for his . gress," said Gore. He said his establish a bipartisan group of ucation is one way that Gore nate. · _ · son, Democratic Presidential son has expertise on the most economic experts. would use to improve public Houston's role will be an Candidate Albert Gore-Jr., at crucialanddangermisissuesthat "Foreignershavebeenfinanc- education in America. · advisory one and he will attend . the MUB Tuesday night. a president will have to deal ing our deficit. We're in danger, Another situation in America all Student Senate -meetings. The elder Gore sauntered • with: nuclear arms cont-rol. we're in serious danger," said that needs improving is the lot · "Professor Houston of(ers through the East-West Lounge The.elder Gore said if his .son Gore. If foreign investors pull of the farmer, according to the input from a different perspec~ .• talking to students and shaking were elected, he would reduce out·of America, he said, we' re elder Gore. · tive than senators," said Jones, hands while a.CBS news crew nuclear arms and concentrate in trouble. . His son grew up on a farm, ''He.has more knowledge of the followed him. on conv_entional defense spend- Another important issue for and he now owns his own farm campus." · Since retiring from his po- ing instead. Gore's son is education. "No one in Tennessee. He said his son Houston has been at UNH sition of US Senator, he has Although Gore Jr. would be ,can be more vigorous 1n his ( has a firsthand understanding since 1957 as a professor. He made his son's campaig·n for · · in favor of cutting expenditures support for education," said the .of the issues and problems did his undergraduate and mas presidency his top priority. on nuclear arms, he would not · elder Gore. which farmers are faced with ter's work at Michigan State and "It's my sole interest," said favor pulling the military en-. Gore Jr. had a -chance to today. achieved his doctoral degree in Gore, "Nothing else matters tirely out of the Persian Gulf, compare a private school in Dressed in a dark blue pin,. Physics from Penn State. _ except his· election to the pre- according to the elder Gore. . . Washington to a public school striped suit and a red tie which Houston said he is)ooking sidency." "He wants to maintain free- in Tennessee. He noticed a large offset his brilliant white hair, forward to working with the Gore, his wife and the dom of the seas," said Gore Sr. quality difference. · he looked people directly in Student Senate because "they younger Gore's wife, Tipper, Freedom to ship oil out of the "He wants us to have the best tlieir eyes when he spoke. -· are a grQup of dedicated people.'" are aU campaigning for him in Persian Gulf is vitalto American system of public education in There are not many fathers "They really produce on the New Hampshire this week. . interests, he said. the world," said Gore Sr. with sons who are candidates tasks they set out to do," said With an earnestness that only The single most important He feels that teachers should for president, said Gore. He·is Houston. - a father can have about a son, thing which Gore's son would , be better paid and the status of proud to be one o.f them. "I don't foresee any great the elder Gore said his son was . attack if he were elected is the teachers should be raised. School contributions to Student Senate obviously the right man for the US budget deficit, he said. sessions should run longer and but I will accurately take back information to the Academic Senate which is important," said ------COLD TURKEY -----i Houston. SEEING · G'LASSES In regar_d to the proposed (continued from page 2) Pass/Fail option, Houston said the present plan is the best machine smoking, I could not to tell them about The Great option for the future. He said believe it," said Obenshain. American Smokeout,"said Cam the plan is a good one, for it Smokers said jt is difficult to pagna. "There is nothing I can offers students the opportunity quit when the people around do ab~ut the people who to take classes they_ normally the11_1 continue to constantly puff smoke. wouldn't and not have to sac on c1garrettes. . The day brought out the exces rifice their G~A. "If everyone in my office was sively defensive side in many not smoking than it would of students who were annoyed by been a lot easier to stop today," the constant harassment. .---- NURSE - · said Elizabeth Brink, an em "Why should I quit for one (continued from page 1) ployee of the Printing Office. day, just because a bunch of most of them do gynecology." . "I am making a conscio~s nonsmokers tdl me to?" asked Dr. .P.!tterson emphasized the effort to stop,"said Brink. "I · freshman John Turner. "The fact that,- although Hood House have only had three cigarettes entire thing is absurd." - is short a few staff members, · today." · "Keith Richards looks okay, "no services have been cut, and The sales of cigarettes ~t the and he smokes up to two p:;icks nothing' s been discontinued." Cat's Closet appeared to be be a day," said Turner. He said, "We are working the same as any other day "If the Smokeout forced one · harder, and people have to wait according to Dawn Campagna, student to reevaluate their a little longer," but-he pointed habit," said Eggert, "then the Students running this evening's gourmet dinner are l~oking a clerk at the Cat's Closet. out that a two week wait at Hood . "Everyone who bought ci da:y was a success." House is ·better than th~ three of their glasses. (Mark I for a succesful night with the help garette~ asked me if I was going to five months one would have Hamilton photo). to wait to get an appointment at an outside medical ·establish ment. PAGE FOUR THE ~EW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1987
·...__1111!1"ONTHESPOT ______~~------.... ------.;.;,:·····... ;.--;~------The Academic Senate is. considering a .proposal that would allow a grade that improves upon the student's GPA to be. included instead of receiVing a "P". -Do you think that the is a good idea?· pass-fail·option for_a grade ' . .
"V b . . nFor seniors, yes! Who · .1: es ecause tt gtves stu- . ·"For upperclassmen who ,,Yes, it's a good idea to · wants to study when they dents an incentive to ·work don't want to worry about _ · he able to have the pass-/ail can go out? , " harder and to improve their GPA, it's GREAT. . option as it'll show the their GPA." For undercla.ssmen or peo . Stf!dent put more time into Mike O'Malley ple who think they can do the class by having a better Senior Kim Varney well,.it's not such a good grade and a stronger Theater Freshman idea." GPA/' . -·· - " --- -· ·-- --· - · Business Administration Cathy Breen ' Chris. Reynolds Junior Junior English Hotel Management
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GOURMET DINNER_S - Granite State Room, MUB, 6:30 The amended policy replaces ~m · - - . the word "sex" with "gender," lists potentially discriminated FRENCH & .ITALIAN FILM SERIES - CANCELLED groups in alphabetical order, and adds sexual orie.ntation to UNIVERSITY THEATER - "The I;)ining Room." Johnson the list of age, color, sex Theater, Paul Arts, 8 p.m. -- (gender), handicap, national SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 21 origin, race, religion, and vete -ran' s status, according to Stu SWIM MEET - Women's and Men's swim meet vs. University dent Body Vice President Sabra of R.l. Pool, Field House, 2 p.m. _ , Clarke. , The changes allow better · GOURMET DINNER - Granite State Room, MUB, 6:30 . wording, show no priority p.m. through alphabetation, and "make an important provision MUB PUB DOUBLE FEATURE - "The Hustler," 8 E.m.; p.m., students $2, general $3. so they (gays and lesbians) have "The Color of Money," 10:30 a provision, it's spelled out so UNIVERSITY THEATER - "The Dining Room." Johnson they're protected as-well,"she . Theater, P~ul Arts, 8 p.m. · said. President Haaland was un SUNDA,Y, NOVEMBER 22 available f.or con:11;nent. His. Executive As.sistant, Dan Di- PHOTOGRAPHY LECTURE - CANCELLED. Due to events , Biaso said, 'Tm not aware that in Northern Ireland, Gilles Peress, a photojounalist; who he (Haaland). had any reserva- · has been covering the conflic{for over 10 years will not be rescheduled tions. Th~ fact that he approved · ~~ck in t~e country by Sunday. ~ecture will be m the Sprmg of 1988. - it speaks for itself. . "It obviously will have a MUSO FILM .: "Top Hat." Strafford Room, MUB, 7 and 9:30 positive affect in that it provides p.m., students $1, general $2: . a recourse for students when President Haaland was calling out to_all students when e there have been allegations of MONDAY, NOVEMBER 23 11 discrimination on the basis of approved changes in the grievan<;e policy last week. (File photo). sexual orientation." cause it should make all people ment, all it does is provide a ITALIAN FASHION SHOW - Latest collection of wearables Thomas of Affir aware because not only is it basis--the real progres~ we make from Italy shown J:>_y the Italian specialty shop, Luciano Monti Stephanie with hair designs. mi tive Action said, 'Tm sup- · morally wrong, it's now legally is by the people, not the laws. and Terramagra Hair_Fashions assistmg All this is for me is a starting Proceeds to benefit UNH Italian exchange student program. portive of it," adding, "It ·may wrong." Gr:anite State Room, MUB, 7-9 p.m., $10. help (fight discrimination) be- She added, "Like any state- point."_ SPANISH/PORTUGUESE FILM SERIES - "Cria!" Room I . 110, Murkland, 7-9 p.m., $1. . . TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 24 HUMANITIES LECTURE SERIES - "The-Idea of Covenant in the Old Testament," Rabbi Jonathan Girard, Temple Israel, Dover. Room 2.01, Murkland, 11 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. . fILM - "Ki~ling Us Softly," a docume?tary about "'.'omen m the media. Sponsored by Women·s Center. Hillsbo rough/ Sullivan Room, MUB, 12:45 p.m. SPANISH/ PORTUGUESE FILM &ERIES - "Cria!" Room No matter how long or how much 303,James, 4-6 p.m., $1. . · . you 've smoked, it's not too late to stop. Because th\3 sooner you FACUiTY CONCERT SERIES - Faculty Woodwind Quintet. put down yarn last cigarette; · Johnson Theater, Paul Arts, 8 p.m., free, open to public. the sooner your body will begin to return to its normal,h~althy CALENDiU~ INFORMATION MUST BE SLi3Ml rrim TO state. ~TUE OFFICE OF STUDENT ACTIVITIES, ROOM 322, MUB. (Obse_r~e dea'.dlines on proper forms) · . · · Th~ ;~n.' i-IaJJ,pshire' PAGE SIX THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1987 OTICES Rubes® By Leigh Rubiri ATHLETICS AND RECREATION ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETING NEW HAMPSHIRE HALLOPEN RECREATION (OPEN): Individuals concerned about their drinking SCHEDULE: New Hampshire Hall is open for or drug use. Mondays, Tuesdays· and Thursdays, recreation: Friday, 3-9 p.m.; Sat. noon-5 p.m.; Sunday, noon to 4 p.m. Must have ID or purchase · -.~od ~ouse, ~oon to 1 ·p.m. _ ..· . a, day pass from the Field House to use facilities. ADUfT CHILDREN OF ALCOHOLIC MEET INGS: For individuals who have been affected by PUBLIC SKATING: MondayandWednesday, n:oon their parents drinking. Thursdays, Hood House, to 1 p.m. with student or faculty/ staff I.D., Friday .1-2 p.m. is stick practice, noon to 1 p.m. (must have helmet). .fuvE frEN Saturday and Sunday, 1:30'..3:30, adults $2 .50, SEEING At'DTHffi children $ 1.50 or free with student ID or rec pass. MEETINGS HAREM, HAVEN'f You/ GENERAL DEBATE SOCIETY MEETING: Tmir.~ament discussion as well as campus (debate) organization ,GREAT BAY FOOD COOP: A non-profit organ and implementa~ion. No previous experience ization, we can sell our goods at lower prices than needed. Mondays, Room 124, Common Off ice, privately-owned retail stores. We have many narural MUB, S-:30 p.m. and organic foods, fresh:breads and pastas, imported cheeses, snacks, sodas, shampoos, soaps and more. COMMITTEE ON CENTRAL AMERICA MEET We welcome you to join or simply to shop. Store ING: Are you concerned about the U.S. war in Hours: Tuesdays and Wednesdays, Rec Room, Central America? Join other people in learning Hubbard Hall, 4:~0-7 p.m. about the issues and planning ec;lucational events, organizing political responses and learning mote. . UNH DANCE THEATER COMPANY MODERN Tuesdays, Senate/ Merdmac_k ~oom, MUB, 6 p.m: DANCE AUDITIONS: Sponsored by Theater and Dance Dept. Auditions for modern dancers only, CJ.A: PLANNING: Sponsored by Student Action (ballet and jazz positions already· filled). Open Committee. The C.{.J\. is recniiting on December to all UNH students. Tuesday, December 1, 1 at Huddleston despite the number of universities Newman Dance Studio, New ,Hampshire.Hall, 4 who have forbidden them to recruit because of p.m. the U.S. laws they've broken in the past. Help kick the CJ.A. off campus. Come to the meeting Friday, : CHRISTMAS CRAFTS FAIR: Sponsored by Office November 20, (check at MUB Info Desk for room) of Student Activities. Forty-five of New Englands MUB,2p.m. . · finest artisans will exhibit and sell pottery, jewelry, clothing ornaments, stained glass· and more. WOMEN'S CENTER MEETING: Join _us for open Thursday, Deceml5er 3 arid Friday, December. 4, · informal meeting on Monday evenings, RQom 110, Granit~ State Room, MUB, 10 a.m. to 8 p.m: MUB, 6:30 p.m. "f;lappy 21st ED HEALTH AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL MEETING: Will focus on Human Rights in Pakistan. John Howard, AL-ANON MEETING (OPEN): Individuals af- , National Director for Pakistan for Amnesty fected by another'.s use of alcohol or ,other drugs. International USA, will speak. Letters will be Caught you with_ . Mondays, Room 21, Library, noon to 1 p.m. written on behalf of a prisoner ·of conscience . Tuesday, December 1, Room 128, Hamilton Smith; your pants down! · ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETING (WOM 7 p.m. Public is welcome, UNH students please EN ONLY): Women concerned about their drinking bringl.D. · · . or drug use. Fridays, Hood House, noon to 1 p.m. NOTICE INFORMATION MUST BE SUBMIT ITIES,_R OOM 322, MUB. 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Hoffman punc typical Jewish accent disap three people in a phone booth I I tuated his statement by demand peared and he spoke energet tryingtofigureouthowtokick I Receive an additional 10%_off 1 ing, "Why isn't Ginsberg being ically about the sixties, activism, the third out because he's a · I urine tested right now?" and the future of our generation. reformist." ~~ on a 11 1" I . Continuing his attack on "You have to understand that As far. as the presidential · Q1J"'T" VO/• I 0\ · ' "O · establishment attitudes toward the _eighties aren't unusual," election, Hoffman was sarcastic. . A~ () m. er C h·a n d ·1 s e· . 0~ •• drugs, Hoffman debunked a · Hoffman said, "the sixties were "I would have to vote for Pat , r,J.,. · study that supposedly proved the fluke. Traditionally, colleg~ Robertson in the next election. I marijuana to be a hazar<:!_ous has been a place where you He'stheonlycandidatewho Good only at I drug. "They (rhesus monkeys) isolate yourself and remove wouldraisetothelevelofdebate o· 0. VER. AUTO s·uPPLY •• were forced to smoke the eq yourself from world problems." the·issue of whether dinosaurs uivalent of thirty joints in five Hoffman's talk was· preceded existed or.not," he said. · minutes," Hoffman exclaimed, by a short movie, May Flowers "Guess what? They died." . centering around his controver- · ba~~::eJ:~tten f.:~t: ~:;:, •.Y..~-~~-=~--°~~~--~~!~~::.1.._J Senior Communications ma · sial visit to UNH on May .5, exept that Jackson is a· "01ltural jor Constance English found 1970, the day after four people conserative," · according to Hof- · some aspects of Hoffman's talk were shot by the National Guard fman. _ to be. less than positive. at Kent State. Hoffman, Jerry 'Jesse is a friend of mine, but University of New Hampshire "I agree with him fundamen Rubin and David Dellinger, also he supports mandatory drug tally that _urine analy~is violates part of the Chicago Seven, were testing; so I cou!d never support Theater and·Dance Department the privacy of the individual. barred from speaking at UNH him," he said. . . However, I thought that he by a court injunction, but came Hoffman said he _would have · ·presents THE promoted drug use in his tdk, anyway. . ·supported Pat Schroeder of and I found that aspect of his Hoffman was asked Wednes Colorado had she decided to run. talk to be singularly unappeal day night how he felt when he He said he preferred grass DINING ing." . saw the movie. "I felt bored. I've roots organization. "I have Hoffman obviously seemed seen it three times--they show always focussed on global as well ROOM to have indulged in a little of it every time I come hete." as local issues," Hoffman said, the ganj.a himself. Hoffman When Hoffman first took the "but given a choice, I would The.Comedy By A.R. Gurney spoke with an affected and - stage, he was still wearing his alwan choose local organiza highly exaggerated Jewish ac jacket and had around his neck tion." NOV. 13,14,18,19,20,21 AT 8 PM cent that was not evident the a scarf in the pattern of Jhe Asked if he would ever con 18 AT 10.·30 AM last three times he spoke at the American flag. He likened it to sider running for office, Hof Nov~ University. a shirt he once wore that led to fman replied, "My mother 'The Jewish position on ·his arrest.for desecration of the would be very disappointed. It's Johnson Theater - Paul Creative · abortion," Hoffman joked, "is flag. · · a different game, one I'm not UNH, Durham . · Arts Center that the fetus doesn't achieve While answering one stu well suited for." Hoffman con life until it has finished-graduate dent's question rega.rding ac tinued, "I'm supposed to be the Gen.· $6; , school." tivism, Hoffman gave an anal guy who stands on the corner UNH Studen_ts, Emplo_yees, Hoffman's true colors came ogy describingJeft-wing politics and says, 'The emperor has no through toward the· end of his · ih America today. · clothes on."' ·Alumni and Seniors.~ $5 Reservations: 862-2290, Mon.-Fri., 10am to4pm / Jue · e-Blue · · Bfue- 2 Pr~lude 1 Prelude S 1 Prelude S1 1 Prelude S1 5 1 Prelude S1 5 s :' :' :' . . . ~ ...... •1- ... .. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1987 !;/PAGE EIGHT I P~!~~KSNew Hampshire . 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Y Breakfast, Elliot Alumni- Center, University of New Hampshire, Durham, SQ UP S in the Railroad Station acro!li• SA LAD - NH 03824. - · Main Street from.the Field House ATRY OUR HOME_ COOKE~ SPECIALS RSVP by December 4. Tickets will be held at the Granite State Room reception area on the morning of the breakfast. 1 'r'lt · p ~ n~1rr,1~Ti 1Jfr11 , . M - JIIJ ..A ~.fl_ I .i \\Jhl'l llllM ------___ will/--- will not be able fo ·attend the Winter Commencement Breakfast . .... CHILI Enclosed please find my check payable to the t~ -,. TAKE-OUT- SERVI University _of New Hampshire in the amount of$ Name------ " · MON.-FRI. 7 AM-:-6PM Address ------,------ Telephone ______No. in party -----"--- :,.):;,... : · . .. . ~: ~~\e d_,.,_:a, ~, . ~~ :-;·\. \~ op'!"ings for Monday : $'2.00- -Academic Affairs Council *:::i: · small cheese pizza Chairperson Until December 6th ~\1,1,0, · Tuesday : $4.00 - Pzi · D«'lMun ~0"4e 61 '1)~ Applications are available in the _,~eau, 1M q8,,., Ouu,., Jt WJL 'Be -7iM.4 w~ qo,., .A«ilt'; Stu_dent Senate Office or Deliveries 868-2224 · Rm.-130, MUB 20, 1987 !?AGE TEN THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, NOVEMBER Editorial Dimondinthe~ough do not have to wait until extfmS the' collection and resources available to and the needs of branch libraries. Students can resolve and the-library bursting at. the seams. students. · Senates and Committes :to find no and they should. But This situation gets worse each year as There'~ only so many square feet, urge all they want, win decision? Ultimately it's Dimond Library loses seating dt,te to matter how you slice it. You just .can't who makes the Hampshire legislature, that big inadequat~ shelving space. in this over crowded situation. the New Library renovations have been a low fat bird that lays the golden eggs. , This "Statement could have been made priority for too long; The years of disregar~ Not many of those legislators have to today by any UNH student who has tried for students' needs for BOTH space and roam along the black and red striped carpets to study in the Dimond Library, but it was resources has developed into a crisis ..Both until thev're dizzy looking for a spot to in actually repo~ted by Ed-Garland in 1985 the Academic and Student Senates are make camp. They probably gather in a swry for !The New Hampshire. You considering re~olutions to urge President Concord and say, "Who the hell do those can flip back through time to find similar Gordon ·Haaland to pursue renovation kids think we are; the golden goose?" stories in 1984, 1983, but that is where I funding. · · Well, how the hell do legislators know stopped. I'd, read enough to be convinced The Academic S~nate, comprised of what c;mr library_problems are? They don't. that students have been vying with books faculty and staff, is expected to pass the Until we tell-them. for space in Dimond Library for too long. r~solution which identifies other problems, As the library adds to its collection more in addition to the lack of space, that have Our voice · and message to the next shelf space is needed. Then student study also-evolved over the years. The Library legislative session should be loud, strong space is dis placed. If student space is Committee of that Senate is hoping for and unified, so The New Hampshire doesn't maintained, there is not enough room for _an "urgent" five year improvement program have -to do anymore library over crowding books, which compromises the quality'of to include money for acquistitions,. faculty stories beyond 87 /88. . s , "a center · out of the human body (or a cat's). · Christians must 6e concerned the following situation: At the destruction And this, of course, is about as funny with love and acceptance of all of higher learning, W~-\-le is wasted as vomiting on your best shirt. people, so that the world will be of one of nature's creatures as part of an entertainment spec Sot~ The New Hampshire I say, Markey a peaceful place where those who Ozzie Osborne wanna-be's hoL tacle. Is this indicative of the culture drop the hold minority poinions, like find a real cartoonist. One who not be of a great state and its flagship -and To the Editor: mosexuals and Jesus, will draws pictures with words that are body and/ or spirit. university? We must object to S. James crucified in past legible and make an attempt at lelle~;z, Amen. Ignore mankind's primitive Hatch's editorial entitled "Chris the hockey humor. This person should have Gail E. Murphy-Geiss and continue offending tions." The views of Mr. Hatch are Rev. a hockey a clue as to what's funny and what's Rev. Dave F. Murphy-Geiss gods, carelessly violating only those held by fundamentalist Never throw anything onto stupid. It is obvious these artists . Waysmeet, 15 Mill Rd. taboo: and/ or conservative Christia.ns the ice. are out of touch with reality and Markey Durham, NH 03824 Others of us, like Kristy Disregard the lesson that in the need to get a real life. lo lle liberal and ourselves, hold to more most consistently successful hockey views, not represented in Mr. the tradition of not throw it is locales, Hatch's editorial. We feel anything on the ice from the Sincerely, to hear Blood ing important for your readers audience is respected. Vincent Thomas other Christians believe To the Editor: what We of your Durham Red Cross Ins.tead, keep saying our team is Freshman Leviticus 18:22 was cited, and was • £~! Services wish a happy Thanks a hard luck team. Undeclared to condemn homosexuality Blood said giving .to all our loyal donors and Sincerely, specifically. If studied in its his so many, · Russell]. McCurdy,Jr. w4at volunteers who have given torical context, one learns that to be thankful. Women's Ice Hockey Coach ·cuity of any so much for which is condemned is promis leave us to enjoy "Turkey or he~erosexual. As you kind, homosexual Day," we will be having visions of The New Ramps~ as a form of love HomoS'exuality sugat plums as we prepare for our between two monogamous, com Hunior annual yuletide drive! ELI ZABETH B. COTE, Editor-in-Chief mitted individuals is never ad · From Monday, December 7th To the Editor: dressed in the Bible. What is or through Friday, December 11th, sophmoric mon JOANN E MARINO, Managing Editor STEPH EN SKOBELEFF, Managing Edit addressed over and over is promis- Who are these 12 noon to 5 p.m. at the MUB, you goloids who molest the sense of BAY AN ALEXANl)ER, News Editor JAY KUMAR, News Editor . wity, in all forms, badly translated rt s Editor can share in the beauty of the season hµmor of all the readers of The New PAUL SWEENEY, Sports. Editor RICK KAMPERSAL, Spo wh9 do not study further, , Photo Editor for tho!je and it's festivity as we "It will be week in "Somanic CRAIG PARKER, Photo Editor MARK HAMIL TON The same can Hampshire every s Editor _,, as homosexuality. "Dickens" of a Christmas!" to . ROBERT DURLI NG,.Forum Editor .ARTHUR LI ZIE, Art of the apostle the Punctuation"? This cartoon has be said of the writings your Thanksgiving, come of KAREN PSZEN NY, Business Manager Jesus say about EnjQy be the most idiotic display Paul. Whlat did rested and know that we are I PAULINE TREMBLAY, Advertising Manager NOTHING! back senseless and unfunny violence homose:fuality? most thankful for you! this is supposed Many· people read the Bible have ever seen. If Sincerely; .· to be some sort of Black Humor, Advertising Aaaoclales Production Aaslstent Ric Dube literally, but as most students and Debbie Donohoe Mark Bissell Robert Hallworth Jerry Stearns where are the joke$? Where ian professors would agree, much more then Debi MacNeill Staff Reporters Marc Mamigon Your Durham Red Cross are the punchlines? All I see is a Parke Madden Karen DiConza Tim Thornton can be gained from any text through · Mgr. Morafcik Cathleen Rice Bl'ood Chairperson . , head being ripped off- oh, what Aaat Buslneaa Donna careful and critical study. If the cat's Stacey K_azakis , Chistopher Pollet Kristen Waelde a knee-slapper guys. Am I supposed Clrculallon Mgr. Mary Tamer Debbie Winn entire l3ible is to be simply taken Sports Reporters laugn everytime these chinless Steven Greason News Reporters literally, Christians may not eat to Aul CJrculatlon Mgr. Tom Aciukewicz Scott Bemiss waifs splatter some intestines all Greg Pariseau Rebecca Carroll Jason Doris \ pork, no one many sit on a chair ko Ed Flaherty Fish the place amidst such witty Copy Readers Christine Dan or sofa where a menstruating over Caryl Calabria Susan Davis John Kelley , noises as "blam", "bang" and Dave Caswell Nicole Finch Cartoonists women has been for seven days To the Editor Kenneth G. Allen ice _ "kapow" (11/ 13/ 87)? Maybe this Ellen Harris Susan Flynn afterward, and women can never Concerning the fish on the Christine O'Connor Annabelle Freeman Dominic Anaya of thing \YOrks in Mad Mag News Brief Editor Beth Goddard Josh Black cut their hair. The Bible says all at men's hockey games/ it was never ,. sort " azine but here it is just grotesquely Timothy Thornton C 1,1rtis Grav~s Al Bippa of these things, but what is meant? a good idea. The more magnificent , Graphic Managers . Robin Hooker Michael F, Dowe _ out of place. · Debbie Bellavance Donna Huber Robert Durling Is the meaning the same now as it the fish, the worse it becomes. the And folks, what's with the title? Marjorie Otterson Michele Laforge Dean Elder was 2000 to 3000 years ago?' The Never mind that it delays Graphic Aaalstants Eileen Lee Mike Heikkinen a UNH score and allows It's obvious these pubescent morons Carrie Bounds Joanne Marino Jonathan A. Lumm1:Js answers can be found through game after · to confer with failed Communications 402 (and Denise Bolduc Beth McCarthy Scott Miller unending reading, -historical anal th~ opposing team ·car01yn Christo Ed McDaid Dick Sawyer spelling for that mat Robert Squier ysis and translation from the orig its coaches. All teams like a time- g~ade-school Cheryl Clemans Adam McKeown up a goal; mean- ter) as the name is irrelevant to any • Marla Cox Alex Moll Drew Webster . inal languages; not simply literal out after .giving Lisa Hamel Joseph Moreau Technical Supervisor tasteless goings-on. A more Leah Orton interpretation. Even then, one must while, the UNH emotion dies down. of the Darcy LeBrun Charlie Mulkeen fact UNH used to appropriate one might be some.:. Nicole Luongo Antony Ray Typists hesitate in condemning a lifestyle · Forget the JoAnn Schambier Alexan Pam DeKoning is a sophomore . English/ Communications major. ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥~¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ i( . i( i( i( i( Looking to stir up a little i( { mud? Create some controver• { i( sy? Do you want to .grab the iC i( i( i( campus by-the short hairs? The i( { Forum Page is the place to do t --- - ' ...- _- . .. ·. . it! Write for Forum and infHct i( '.-ii~.... i( : -...... ----~~- t your opinion upon others! t i( i( H1! ~JE'fff ,YouR D~t~,;)•':.PAr i c PARTY, wE KNC~J fHtS r:>otlKEY 1JT NON€ 0~ V"!. ;,ffa//T':., · f'; LA.ME P.}JD NOr G- ·.. ~ ,"GOD BLESS MUSO ... , ..• EVERY MEMBER.": .. Happy Thanksgiving \ ' Be a member by X-mas!! Positions now open:, , .~:= ~ -Hospitality Director =~-Pub Programmer =~ :Films"Director =~-Arts & Lectures Director 0 ~-Area Representative --c from ~-Production Assistant Your Durham Red Cross Blood Services ~ ~Publicity Assistant ~ -Promotional Coordinator See you in December!! Stop by MUSO, Rm. 148 for an application. DEAD. .. .LINE NOVEMBER 25 , :. \. * NEW SHUTTLE ROUTES AN'D SCHEDULE* I . 7 am to 11 pm INNER * 6 Runs Per Hour * ..._'\ ' A-Lot :00 :10 :20 :30 :40 :50 DAVIS CT UAC T-Hall ·01 :11 :21 :31 :41 :51 Hetzel :12 :22 :32 , :42 :52 :02 'vt01jDt1MI C-Lot ·04 :14 :24 :34 :44 :54 WSBE ·05 :15 :25 :35 :45 :55 Mitchell Way_ :06 :16 :26 :36 :46 :56- Parsons ·07 :17 :27 :37 , :47 :57 James Hall :08 :18 :28 :38 :48 .:58 A-Lot :09 :19 :29 :39 :49 :59 t' Main Str••1 _(Old ~onco~J'~"o~d1 • • • • ., ·• ...m ~······~••• . TRANS . BL0G, @ - ~ .I 7 am to 6 pm ~ LEAVITT • ( } PETTEE OUTER * 4 Runs Per Hour * SERVICE CHANNEL I I . HALL CENTER FIELD HOUSE A-LQt ·QQ :15 :30 :45 STAD IUM H:fall :01 :16 :31 :46 Hetzel :02 :17 :32 :47 Woodmao .Rd. :04 :19' :34 :49 N.E.C. :05 :20 ·35 :50 lhM[llf 00 UAC. :07 :22 :37 ,' :52 Sniyely , :09 :24 :39 :54 ~_I I_NNER ROUTE ~ ..1 Barton Hall :11 :25 :41 :56 • . INNE.R ROUTE STOPS Leavitt ,Ctr. :12 :f,7 :26 :42 [, ...... I OUTE R ,ROUTE Channel 11 :14 :28 ' · :44 :59 A-Lot :15 :29 :45 :00 @ OUTER ROUTE STOPS , ll.Jlrt 1-',·IL"L IAtlSON HALL .( * STARTS NOVEMBER 2-3rd * THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, NOVBEMBER 20, 1987 PAGE THIRTEEN Arts .&.·Entertainment -- EC #,· •-i1mm-• f mB:f'ftdtftSW) WW,·. FMit Pat Metheny Group The Capitol Theater, Concord, NH · laf J~Cf 0/ T/Je .Macabre November 16, 1987 C Monday, ' ' \I •• By Ric Dube The concert gathered its With the release of The Pat songs ·from the new album and · Metheny Group's latest album, some earlier works. Stylings Still Life (talking), the cryptic ranged from the quiet cocktail .Worth The Price title and muddled cover pho type cool jazz to the noisier free tographs chided critics and jazz Metheny has once again · Daphne du Maurier critical fans alike to accuse . made popular-with sax chum Classics of The Macabre Maurier's macabre slant of mysterious drowning, and a fat Met_heny of turning from jazz Ornette Coleman. writing sinks in and one be~r brewer who actually brews Doubleday & Co. . shudders at the possibilities she barley watef (and she. throws towards the more commercially· By Patrik Jonsson accessible New Age market. presents. some Greek mythology across Once the disc is listened to "The Apple Tree," follows, this, too), falls· like Rome. The however, the listener is treated · After an interesting inter- transforming a contemptous story grunts along, bland as tofu_, to a mixtur:e of updated styles audience stage entrance, set to In her last novel The House dead wife into the gnarly form and when she tries to inject the band has concentrated on · the bleating sounds of "Forward On the Strand, Daphne du of a dead branchy apple tree suspense, it is just that: injected in the past. · · - March", the Group settled down Maurier traveled into the Mid- · which finally blooms after her suspense. Not even the clear New Age "music", after all, into the happy melodies of die Ages through the eyes of her . death. It's a story of inevitable, wash water colors depicting is not. music, but rather stripped "Phase Dance". Metheny alter hero. There, while watching an · and natural, revenge in which Greece and its salt flats can add down rewor~ings of elements · nated between rushing harmon innocent otter, she stumbled Mauder proves once again spice. of the art. This is an age where icchords from an acoustic guitar, upon a railway whid;i she could where she thrives. The remaining two storiesr, simpler is better, and the· "new while switching off to a hollow barely scramble acros_s before A ~ost wicked little story "Don't Look Now" and "The a twentieth century train called "The Blue Lenses," mix Alibi" churn out basic plots, the 1 rumbled past. It was, the un- . ing a human element into Moth-· same old pepper and s·alt instead known, the Middle Ages, con er Nature's hovering presence, of curry or nutmeg. Although necting the known, a hero, with also evokes cover-gripping, eye..: both are quite good, they are not _ Pat Metheny go.ogling reading. From a rou worth the title of "Classic" the common, a train. This is the unexpected which tine eye operation, a good-willed macabre. Foreman's inviting one expects to find in her work. . lady emerges with the ability colors, like- stu-ttering film The tales contained in her 1 to see the true. animal inside screens reeling throughout, freshly published collection of each of us. The gentle nurse who pepper some, but riot enough, 1n Concord short stories, Classics of the , caressed her needs while ban life into the lame stories. Macabre, hold similar kinds of dages covered her eyes slides Madame du Maurier is a quirky ingredients as the other in as a writhing snake. Her . competent writer who should book: spicy at times, like fizz loving husband, obviously beset know better than to,, name her less champagne at others. with other motives, flaps in, a book "Classics of ... " (Did she Alfred Hitchcock adapted her blood-beaked vulture. The doc ever hear Leo Buscaglia, the short story "The Birds". to the t9r is a mangy terrier. "Love Doctor," proclaim, expect English countryside and made Maurier is comfortable in this nothing and you will have all a classic film. Presented here scintillating robe of macabre, things?), or to place impotent · in its original A~erican setting, but it is when she moves into stories such as the last ones it is the high point of 'this . more conventional man vs. man mentioned into an otherwise literary meal, pitting man . ·conflicts that her plots weaken attractive iiterary menu. Clear, against nature. and themes turn tasteless. imaginative illustrations and It tells of a deathly twist in "Not After Midnight," the a few gripping stories makes nature, where otherwise peace last story (maybe she was hop . "Classics ... " worth the price ful gulls and sparrows swoop . ing we would .not get this far), ($18.95). "Hail, hail," a few down to rip ears and eyes from which einploys a bedraggled broken cheers for Madame·du helpless, hapless, humans. Here, school teacher who paints, a Maurier. Clink. High points _in the show include.cl "Third W.ind," "Last ~b_ . e Alr ~ .._ m , Train Home," and Of/ramp's &,a,i .i melancholy "Are You Going With Me?". David Blamires and Mark Face.Prob/ems Ledford sang vocal harmonies on many of the songs in the The Alarm '7 show, particµlarly those from Eye Of The Hurricane their career, the band's live act the new album and First Circle. at this time. I.R.S. Records was tremendous The two also alternated between. ·On only their second US tour · percussion and brass instru By Arthur·Lizie they were able to give U2 a run ments and rhythm guitar. for their money while opening ,:·P4 T :.METHENYIORNETTE -COLEMAN some US arena dates. This Some bands have a lot of intensity and association with - A ten minute improvisational potential, b·ut for some reason U2 would lead to some of the piece centered on the atmos or a.nother, they ne_ver live up band's problems, as inevitable Pat Metheny, shown her on the left with jazz great Ornette pheric drumming anµ percus rp t,:in _s9me case~. i(s, efo,yp· com·parisions to their more sion of Paul Wertico and Ar polJ.Ncs Q~~H 'db.<;1s1ons tnfat 1 famous Irish friends haunt the . Coleman, performed with his band Monday night at The mand~ Marcal. The piece was · --hold ba~ a band with:3--bright group even to this day. backboned by May's random future, in others it's an uneas- The next year, they blazecf Capitol Theater in Concord. (Andy Freeberg photo) piano samplirigs and Metheny's iness with growing technology back with. Declaration, and guitar synthesizer responding or inexperience that does in a uneven affair highlighted by the . in thundering crashes and far band. It can be practically an- biting revelations of "Third age" is a time when Joe Record· body electric to play the mel off howls. The whole thing . ything. The Alarm is .a band that Light" and the epic remembran Buyer cari walk into a mall's odies. sounded like the soundtrack for has never lived up to its poten- ces of "68 Guns." The record glitzy record store, and. with a · a grade B Japanese jungle ad tial. · did fairly well, but it did not jingle- of the Mercedes keys, pick venture movie. glitter as brightly as the initial up a lavishly packaged record Lyle Mays sat sheltered inside ✓ golden moments. . featuring 45 minutes of wind. of a veritable fortress of key :Back in 1983, The .Alarm h1t 1985 found the band releasing Or crickets. Or babbling-brooks, · boards, but played mostly a _The band works together to these shores with a stunning their second full length record self dwarfed by snowy mountains grand piano that covered about create massively graphic images blast of folk protest with a ,Strength, to much fanfare. songs like "The at dusk. a third of the equipment clut- that are their songs, yet still play titled Ep. With Again, the record did have its - tered stage. The piano is patched individually enough to maintain Stand" and "Marching On," they highlights, the title song and Pat Metheny is not New Age. through a Midi, which allows a clear evidence of their own showed great promise as pur "Knife ,Edge" among others, but Metheny is a jazz .m.usidan, Mays to play any sound on his musical identity. This is what veyors of a.new generation of it just did not live up 1to the his band are jazz musicians, and grand piano that he'd normally makes The Pat Metheny Group hard rocking socially concious promise set forth in the early their concert at Concord's bat- only be able to play on a syn- and Monday's performance so musicians. ~ays. tered but charming Capitol thesizer. This created a hugely perf~ct. Perhaps this is what Theater featured nothing but spacious sound, that resonated the new age" should be all - ~a-~~,-~.i~~~~~tY.:-.i_•:,H,n.u.•.•, ,.,.,_- ,;t,?~~~~~~~t ~t?~ _t?~~t_e~ ... ___ ._ :"•,--~~~t . •. __ .,, •· .. • ~ ••. , ,.• , • ~ • • ,. _ . ~~ ,i~ _has been__ t~~~~~~~~~t-,. ~~~~' ..l?~ge 14 PAGE FOURTEEN THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1987 - The Alarm The.Proclaimers' ·Story The Proclaimers ---ALARM--- This Is The Story (continued from page 13) Chrysalis Records By Arthur Lizie It's 1987 and the band is back , perf<_>rming them before they Scottish music hasn't found with Eye Of The Hurricane. As step mto the studio. much of a home in the he.arts with the records .that preceded and record collections of Amer it, 'it has some stunni_ng material, ica. Simple Minds are fairly but something is still missing: In spite of all this, Eye bf The popular, Big Country is still Hurricane is still not a bad around; and Ossian played at It isn't the band that's missing album, it's ju~t not the album Murklaocl -laSt night, but for the something, because the whole which the band still seems .. most part, Scots don't fare well' band is back, singer Mike Peters capable of making. While the on the trip across the sea. C~ record has it's high points and The Proclaimers surpass the (does he do "Mother Goose and limited success of their prede the side?), guitarist good songs, ir is at times not Grimm" on • . . h cessors?. Dave Sharp, bassist Eddie Mac P 1easant to 1i sten to, as t e The Proclaimers are Charlie Donald, and drummer Nigel drums are frequently too loud and Craig Reid, identical twins Twist. Maybe what's/missing and keyboards are omnipresent, who hail from Auchtermtichty, is what's included, as they have often sacrificing the band·s . in the county Fife. Charlie plays also chosen to include an intru trademark guitar. guitar while Craig sings. That's sive keyboardist on mu(;h of the it, no bassist, no drummer, just record, one of the record's the two of them railing on like downfalls. As can be expected, the high banshees. The music they make light of the record is a live on their debut record This Is Ultimately, the major prob numper, "One Step Closer To The Story is strong, lively, and lem that the band suffers from Horne." lt''s a pleasant ditty fun to listen_ to, seemingly an on this and previous discs is bad unencumbered by the preten offspring of an unholy marriage . decisions. Firstly, they have tions of the studio, a real song between The Everly Brother~ never had a producer to fit their that needs no embellishment. Billy Bragg, and Motown. In a needs. The first album featured The Dave Sharp sung tune is recent telephone interview from the rather gooey arr_angements especially fetching with its Scotland, Charlie talked about of Alan Shacklock (Roger Dal.:. unsentimental, driving lyrics the brothers' past, present, and future, not unlike Scrooge's _trey) while the second album set against a rising acoustic CHARLES REID CRAIG REIO displayed the pr:o.duction of accompaniment: "And the Marley. Mike Howlett, who has worked tougher it gets/ And the more The name Proclaimers jumps mostnotably with A Flock Of that I sweat/ And the harder it from the printed page a.nd Seagulls, enough said. fights/ And the d,eeper it deniands··tp be remembered. It's The Proclaimers: Charles and Craig Reid surprising that no one used the name before. Of the choice of naine, Charlie said, "Basically, · 'Td s.ay that 70-80% of th~ ridiculed by the people here. It's we wanted a strong name for music that I've listened to has . a sad thing." the group. We feel the music been American. Lots of old stuff comes across in a strong way, like Elvis and Jerry_Lee Lewis Making it big in both his' and we wanted a name to and other stuff like James Brown homeland and abroad with voice match.'' and Motown and Atlantic. Then ancl'guitar is a dream which 1has The band's demo tape came later bands like Creedence Clear always possessed Charlie. As across in a strong way as it led water Revival had a big influ he puts it, it ·was the only way to an immediate gig opening ence on us . . to go. "Without a shadow of a for The Housemartins on their · doubt this is what I wanted to Fall '86 British tour. As the story be doing. I've always wanted to goes, a fan sent an unmarked "Of course, we listened to the be either a singer or in a group. I. tape of Charlie and Craig's songs Stones and The Beatles, but that 1· to The Housemartins. The band was later~. When punk came, we · He held this dream not only _ loved the music and took out got totally absorbed in it, to the for himself, but also for his ads in the music press and on point where it was _oppressive. brother. Charlie can't imagine BBC Radio One until they It was bad because that is all we'd The Proclaimers without Craig. managed to track down the listen to and we missed out on "Fve always thought that I'd be twins. Did Charlie and Craig some other great stuff. We were in a band with Craig. I can't see have any idea what was happen very exclusive for a time. · myself not performing or being The Alarm: Eddie MacDonald, Mike Peters, Nigel Twist, ing? "Yes, we do know the . in the same group with Craig." person who sent them the 'tape. and Dave Sharp. He's from ,northern Scotland. Right now in America, there The music that he is perform It w_as quite odd. They (The are many exclusive and thriving ing with his brother does justice Eye Of The Hurrica~e finds bites/Tm .one step closer to Housemartins) had been trying beds of ·musical opportunities: to the idea that he should not John Porter (The Smiths) be home. to contact us for months on the Minneapolis, Athens, GA, Los work with ahyorie else. The hind the boards. While he did· Radio 1 show. We heard our Angeles, and even Boston, fo duo's debut Lp This Is The Story an adequate job with The song on the radio and we got name a few. According to Char is an enjoyable romp through, Smiths, his technique is not Other highlights include the in contact with them." lie, the atmosphere in Glasgow all of _their above mentioned right for The Alarm. He's too first single "Rain Jn The Sum-· · Going from the pubs of their and its environs is quite differ influences with a strong Scottish polished and makes the drums mertime," a rolling celebration native Scotland to the concert ent. "If you' re from London, the accent mixed in. too loud. They need someone of a simpler pleasure in life, halls of England at first scared. Scottish music scene appears to challenge them, not to . "Rescue Me," really catchy, if . the duo, but everything turned to ·be thriving because there are pamper them as he seems to not a bit to commercial, and out for the best. As Charlie said, so many groups. there. But it Although much of the disc }s have done. :.'Shelter," which owes more "The Housemartins shows wen~ isn't that. great. A lot of bands quite similar musically, it never then a passing nod -to it's over very well. We weren't don't make it out. Often the fails toplease. From the rousing, namesake, 'The RollingStones' really sure how well we'd come groups are hyped t66 much too . relevant linguistic joke of "Gimme Shelter". across, especially in London early and they burn out and don; t "Throw The 'R' Away" (espe The_band's second problem with our Scottish accents and achieve any commercial success. cially relevant in New England stems from the way in which · all, but the audiences accepted as we go to' pahk the cah .in they record their albums. Before us." Harvahd yahd), to the angry- ! . heading into the studio; they The weaker moments occur After the jump from Scotland - politics of."Letter From Amer test the songs live for a few when·the songs wanc;ler too.long · to England, the next logical step In most of Great Britain, the ica,': to the rowdy fun of "The months. Altho'Qgh thi.s can work or are dragged down by unne is to the US. But for that giant over-hyping of groups is a major Joyful Kilmarnock Blues,'' This with · some bands, The Who cessary theatrics or keyboards. · step across the sea, Charlie problem. Once a group makes Is The Story is not to-be missed. being one of them, it doesn't "Permanence In Change" and thinks th~y may have to invest it big, the press no longer likes work (or The Alarm. "Hallowed Ground" both suffer in a band: ''Perhaps we. might them, no matter what. It's like from this affliction. start talking to 1people, maybe bringing up a chifd then kicking The Proclaimers are a plea when we decide to go to Amer them out on the streets once sant change from most of the Instead of exploring and Undoubtedly, Ej.,.e BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Bre~t~ef;I ~ 8(ISH Ii A/-101/7 - JIICK50N'5 fAl-~RIN&/ ''{1//f!f ~NtY 5'eV~teAt /JY 7HR€e POINTS ... /71Jt£. 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Last year, UConn was State, both 8-2 teams. #4North are in, something that hasn't viously plays a big part in Oklahoma and TCU. That's in the same position UNH is ern Iowa (7-3) will be the lone happened in a _while. , playoffbids as does the team's gotta be taken into considera in now. representative from the Gate , "When you get down to this record. "You take a team like tion." The Huskies finished in a 3- way, while Howard, ranke~ #20, stage of the game," said Cooper, . North Texas State," said Coop- ·. On the other hand, the com way tie at 8-3 and were over could represent. the Mid "nobody should be worrying er. "Those guys are ranked 20th mittee frowns upon a team looked by the selection commit Eastern. UNH will have one ear about what league they're in. with a 6-4 record, but they've whose schedule is dotted here tee. The difference between the tuned in whe~ Howard takes There certainly has been prece-· · als·o been beaten by schools like and there with Division 2 '86 Huskies and the '87 Wildcats on #14 Delaware State this dents set for taking three teams is that last year, UConn had a weekend. from a conference." _ · chance to win the conference The Ohio Valley Conference _ Taylor, UNH's mouthpiece title outright. · may send two teams, #19 Young when the committee meets, . "This season, UNH can't win stown State and #7 Eastern would like nothing better than the conference," said Husky . Kentucky. #2 Appalachian State to promote the Wildcats. head coach Tom Jackson. _"Last and #18 Marshall could get. bids -"It's very difficult for me to year, I felt that' our players had from the Southern Conference. tell you what UNH's chances played themselves into the In the Southland Conference, are," said Taylor. "This is my tournament._I guess you never Northeast Louisia1:ia gets an first time on the committee and know what's going to happen." automatic bid, while #16 Sam I'm viewing my position as UNH coach Bill Bowes sights Houston State ( tied with UNH) being the advocate in the east." - scheduling for the Huskies' and #20 North Texas State await "When it comes time to sit being denied a bid last season. word. The Southwestern Con down an4 talk, I'll listen very "If you look back, they played ference should be sending one hard to what Rick's got to say games against Central Corinec- representative, #10 Jackson about UNH," said Cooper. . ticut State and Southern Con State. "He's our man from that area necticut. Those aren't Division In the Independent Confer and we'll rely on his input." I schools," he said. ence, three teams all have a shot "I would love to be able to say There is a possibility that an - at postseason play. #9 James all gqod things about UNH," 8-2 mark would be overlooked Madison, #8 Arkansas State, and said Taylor. "I think that they by the committee. "I remember #6 Georgia Southern are the need a convincing win .this one year when a 10-1 ,team candidates. weekend, I don't mean to say (South Carolina State, 1980) The 16th team should come that tney should run it u,p, but didn't get in," said Reed. -"We from one of three conferences. · a 10-9 win wouldn't look too take a long look at each team's Cooper, Reed, and Co. will good. If they win big, I feel I schedule and then determine probably choose a fourth team should support them when we who goes and who stays. We from the Independents (West meet." sup don't just look at their records." ern Kentucky, 6-3), a second Jackson, though a UNH for them As it stands now, UNH is team from the Southwestern porter ("I'll root hard a bit miffed simply in a wait and see situa- (Alcorn State, 6;.2 or Alabama if they get in") feels . tion and is hoping that the State, 7-3) or one from the that his team wasn't considered . i UNH still is. "I · committee takes a long look at Yankee Conference (UNH, 7 - last year and they it's record, shou,ld it be 8-2, after 2). just don't understandwhy this weekend. Should UNH make it into the couldn't take three from the What's so · The Big Sky Conference playoffs, it would mean that Yankee last year. year?" boasts #5 Idaho and #11 Weber · three Yankee Conference teams -different about this Wide receiver Curtis Olds watches the ball rest in his arms for one of his 13 catches last week against UMass. Olds· will be a key figure in this weekend's game. (Craig Park~r file photo) tJNH-UCONN (continued from page 20) , quarterback prodigy. _ballhandling. "That's a good place to start," Quarterback Bob Jean will be said Jackson_ when asked what looking to emulate last Satur concerned him.the most about day's performance (29-45, 343 this game. "My first concern is yards, Yankee Conference Of that coach Bowes doesn't step fensive Player of the Week) by on my toe before the big game," searching out· targets like Chris · he lau~hed. "He's a big guy you . Braune (9 TD's on the year) and know. Curtis Olds (13 catches for 157 All kidding aside, Jackson is yards last week). "We're going looking at this match through to try and reduce the number the eyes of the linemen; of opportunities Jean gets," said · "They've got probably the best Jackson~. "He's a dangerous four tackles in the game with, thrower. · Boulay and Doherty on d'efense Certainly, UConn would like and Tom Johnson and John . nothing better than to put to Driscoll on the offense. Between rest all of this playoff talk, ·but them and our line, it will be like that- doesn't diminish the ad a mini-game within a game." miration the two coaches have · The 'Cats' league-leading for each other. "I've been good defense has allowed opponents friends with Bill for a while," only 227 .6 yards per game, said Jackson. "I've always liked The Wildcats applied some heavy pressur~ on Lowell goalte-n~er Dave Delfino in th~ .7-4 something which DeGennaro have playing UNH: They always loss. (Craig Parker file photo) , · hopes to crack. aggressive, hard-hitting kids For the second straight week, and I'm looking forward to this ------MINNESOTA------tailback Nor man Ford will be It.~hould be a real challenge I • 01~e. _ (continued from page 20) · absent from action.Junior Toc:ld for us. - College (3-3-0). Maine (5-0) has ! Urbanik will do the ·bulk of the Mike Cortes are splitting duty. night. Minnesota's only WCHA yet to lose, but have only played Hyduke is 2-1-1 with a 3'.84 loss this year ,is to Northern two games in Hockey East, goals against av~rage (GAA) Michigan, 5-4, which put an end which gives them four points · and an 88. 7 save percentage. - to a-nine-game winning streak. and fourth place . . DIVISION I-AA FOOTBALL POLL Cortes is 2-3-0 with a 6.20 GAA On offense, Randy Skarda - Freshman Chris Winnes is and has saved close to 85 % of (10-5-15), Peter Hankinson (5-· first in Wildcat scoring and sixth · the shots. 6-11) andJayCates (5-5-10) lead in Hockey East with two goals The Bulldog powerplay has the Gophers. Goaltender Robb · and nine assists. Winnes was . been hot of late, connecting on Stauber has played every game a Hockey East Player of the 1. Holy Cross . 10-0 11. Weber St. 8-2 13 of 30 opportunities in the and has a 3. l O goals against Week nominee last week, scor games .; 2. Appalachian St. 8-2 12. W. Kentucky 6-3 last six games. As a result, the average. ing four aasists in the I against Lowell<1and Providence. I 3. NE Louisiana 8-2 13. Richmond 7-3 team is 4-1-1 in that time. . One thing the Wildcats can atop · expect this weekend are big Northeastern's Dave Buda won 4. No. Iowa 7-3 14. Delaware St. 7-2 Minnesota, 9-3 so far and the WCHA, has also held a crowds. Duluth is averaging the award. 15. Maine 8-3 5.Idaho 8-2 dominance over the 'Cats, win 5,244 in attendance this year David Aiken (3 goals) and 6. Georgia Southern 7-3 16. NEW HAMPSHIRE 7-2 ning seven of eight in the - and Minnesota.even more, draw Steve Horner have six points 7. E. Kentucky 7-2 Sam Houston St. 7~3 history of the matchup including ing an average of 6,807. for the 'Cats and Tim Hanley, who needs only one more point 8. Arkansas St. 7-2~1 18. Marshall 7-4' last season's 5-1 win at Snively. The Wildcats·, coming off a have 7-4 loss to Lowell last Saturday, . for 100 in his career, has two 9. James Madison 8-2 19. Youngstown St .. 7-3 The Golden Gophers against · are 0-3-1 and at the bottom of goals and an assist this year. In 20.- N. Texas St. 6-4 fared worse than Duluth 10. Jackson St. 7-2-1 Hockey East this year. Nor Hockey East, one point behind net, Paf Morrison has started Howard 8-1 theastern beat them 3-1 last Lowell. Providence ( 4-1-3) is the· last two games, recording Friday and Providence followed in first plac~, followed by Nor a 4.15 GAA and an 89.9 sa:ve with a 3-0 shutout the next theastern ( 4-1-1) and Boston ' percentage.- PAGE TWENTY · THE NEW HAMPSHIR~ FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1987 Sports · . --- / Wildcats still seeking a bid to playoffs~.... , By Rick Kampersal of the regular season,~• he said. . The heads of those four The UNH football .team is in regional groups are Rick Taylor _a tough predicament, one that (BU athletic directo~, head of could make the jobs of the four the east), Benny Hollis (NE NCAA Division I-AA chief Louisiana's AD and.head of the committee members very dif- southwest), Bernard Cooper ficult. (ehairman of the entire Division -While Richmond wrapped up I-AA comµiittee, AD of Indiana the conference's automatic bid State and the head of the midw long ago, Maine has a strongh- est), ·and Reed, the head of the old on the conference's at-large south. bid with an 8-3 mark and co- Attheendoftheseason,these possession of the conference four meet together and mash championship. · _out who will play where and The Wildcats (7-2 overall, 4- · when. According t9 Cooper, 2 in conference play) will try there are flaws in the process. to keep their chances of making _ "We're dealing with an imper . the playoffs.alive when they take fectsystem," he said. "In my on the Huskies of Connecticut opinion," he laughed, "compu this Saturday (Storrs, 1:00). teis are worse than humans According to Walter Reed; are." a member of the Division I-AA UNH is currently ranked poll committee and the athletic 16th and will need some help director at Jackson State, the from other teams and a solid · playoffs consist of 16 teams win this weekend to be strongly from all over the country. "Each considered. one of four regions has an Strength of scheduling ob- .advisory committee that ranks The Wildcat defense has-sw~ed opponents 'all year. (Rick Kampersal file phow; the team~ nationally' at.. the end PLAYOFFS?, page 19 .. . .. but first must beat - . .M·ORNING LINE. . II Steve ·hot UConn Huskies II Air Kamp Bopper . Papa Kamp Papa Bop ,· Skobeleff Old Grad UNH at By Rick Kampersal . tions. UCqon Ii UNH UNH UNH : UConn UNH UNH · Before anyone can talk The Huski~s, one of the pre playoffs around here, though, - _season picks ( along with the 'Cats must beat UConn BU at UMass) to capture the confer - whichin itself, is no small task. ence, experi~nced recurring Delaware BU BU Delaware Delaware ·Oe·laware Del. The Huskies (6-4 overall and injuries early in the season and 4-2 in the conference) have been · reluctantly paid the price. "A UMass at - playing consistently well and lot of the guys were playing hurt Northeastern N.Eastern UMass UMass UMass UMass N.Eastern would like nothing better dian and we weren't getting much . , .. to beat the Wildcats and keep production," sald Jackson. "Our them home. defensive line has been held Oklahoma at The UConn offense, one of together by Band-Aids." Nebraska Oklahoma Oklahoma Nebraska Nebraska Nebraska · Nebraska · the more experienced in the - The Huskies' offensive line I conference,·is led by sophomore is also big and experienced. UCLA at quarterback Matt DeGennaro Senior guard Pat Anglim an who has been having a great chors a line whose average USC UCLA UCLA USC I USC UCLA us~ season. DeGennaro, red-shirted weight is 2.62 pounds.· Their from last season, has won con pri~ary job will be to open up Colts at I , ference rookie honors four times holes for both the explosive NE Pats Pats -. Colts Pats Colts· Pats Colts this season. "He's risen above Antrum and the spe_edy tailback, what we had expected frnm , junior Jeff Gallaher, and to keep him," said Jackson. "He's bee.n the big mitts o1-Paul Boulay, 6ill Air the guy we look to all seaso~n O'Malley, Bob Murray, and In this season's last morning line, Kamp and long." The Antrum Brothers, Kevin Doherty off of their split end Glenn and fullback Bopper decided to see if bad predictions are hereditary Terr can also cause disru - as their fathers, Papa Kamp and Papa Bop giv,e /he lin-e_a try. Steve Skobeleff, 6-0 last week, won ~~ the right to .return. \. .No easy· 'time in Minnesota By Paul Sweeney the Bulldogs from Duluth have WCHA-Hockey East action. In search· of its first victory the best record (27-7-3) against Much like the Wildcats, UMD of the season, the l)NH hockey · Hockey East teams since inter is a young team. Of the 47 goals team · has the odds stacked league competition began i_n the team has scored this season, .against them as they travel to < 1984. They a.re 10-0 against the 38 were tallied by either sopho Minnesota this weekend to play 'Cats since that series started . mores or freshmen. games agains.r Minnesota in 1970, and beat UNH 11-4 in Sophomore center Ba,rry Chy Duluth (Friday) and the Uni last season's m~eting. zowski leads°"'the team with six versity of Minnesota (Saturday). After finishing 11-27-1 last goals and 11 assists for 17 Of eighteen g~J.ll:es in history year, UMD is 4- 5-1 this year, points, fourth in the WCHA. versus both t~~fii s, the 'Cats sixth in the Western Collegiate Defenseman Dale Jago (2-11- have only one · '- ·,~y (a 3-2 win , Hockey Association (WCHA). 13 ), and centers Shawn Howard .over Minnes uring . the The success the Bulldogs en (7-5-12) and Jerry Chumola (2- 1984-85 se.as or this sea- joyed in the past against the 10-12) are a1so key .players on son, Duluth a Hockey East did not hold up . the Duluth team. · undefeated at ' early this seas0n. 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