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3 Thursday, March 16,1989 NEWS
40,000 summer jobs axed by province
C. Leblanc By Bryan southern Ontario," said Duffy. "In fact, students' chosen fields. This may affect also come under criticism. Nancy Okada,
and the Canadian University Press in southern Ontario we're students' to their tuition fees of employment services at the experiencing a ability pay manager severe of for next University of Toronto's Career Centre, shortage young people for the year.
TORONTO/WATERLOO -- (CUP) jobs available." "It impacts on the whole issue of ac- said students who were depending on the More than 40,000 have she said. for have summer jobs Northern Ontario has the highest cessibility," government jobs may passed up axed the Ontario been by government in the The concern of OFS Chairperson other opportunities. Usually, applications youth unemployment rate pro-
because the province's "booming econo- vince. Last summer's 12 Shelley Potter is that students will not be are made available in early February. was per cent, has eliminated the need for job crea- able to afford the costs would have been for my" compared to 6.9 per cent for the entire living they "People waiting said official. tion, a government province. have to incur to access the job market. (government) job information for
This the $17 million "Students cannot live in Toronto min- said Okada. "Students who summer, The Canada Employment Centre for on months," Summer Ontario Employment Program Students in imum said Potter. were to are now told Kitchener-Waterloo sees no wage," expecting get jobs
will 18,500 jobs, which for the Potter is concerned with the current can't For someone whose heart provide problem with the provincial job cuts. Ac- they was first time is restricted to Northern of in the for the cording to Katherine Carter Yost of the state youth employment pro- set on working government, how
Ontario, and the Summer Experience vince. "If look at the cuts in summer it?" Employment Centre, "summer jobs for you are they going to do Program. An additional 3,000 jobs will students employment in southern To for the lateness of the are at an all-time high. Students programmes compensate be created through the Environmental in Ontario, the cuts to Challenge '89, the the region will have no problem find- announcement, applications are due June Youth Corps at a budget yet to be The federal job and then the 30 instead of 1. ing a job." jobs available to students programme, April determined. about massive tuition in- in the rumours The from course- area pay competitively and are of experience gained Last summer, $45.8 million provided creases—how can students afford to live high quality, said the Employment related employment is difficult for stu- 62,000 jobs. Centre. "Because and afford university?" dents to acquire. Okada said it is impor- the job market is so Most of the cuts will be made in A out of competitive for employers, there has report Queen's University tant to distinguish between jobs and southern Ontario, while areas north of has called for 44% increase in tuition, been an across-the-board a career-related wage in- opportunities. Sound will continue above the inflation rate. The federal Parry receiving of the "The real value of summer employ-; crease—most jobs pay in the $6- said John government-sponsored grants, government cut or redirected $51.6 mil- ment is the $7 range," said Carter Yost, experience you gain," she communications assistant to lion out of last total of $180 mil- said. "For student Duffy, year's any considering Skills and Development Min- communications direc- lion from the '89 provincial Georgia Guy, Challenge programme. careers with the government, these jobs ister Alvin for Ontario Federation of Stu- Curling. tor the "If you look at the dollar cuts, it does are terrific." "There's no need for the government dents said it is still difficult to find a job not look encouraging," said Potter. "The perception is that employment
to be out for in outside of metro in The of the has creating jobs people Toronto, especially timing announcement for youth is not an issue."
Possible 44% tuition hike
TORONTO confiden- The increases would rather than the current (CUP) -- A restore revenues,
tial the level of the 18 cent. Queen's University proposal funding to early per
circulated to schools throughout '70s. This would allow univer- Helena Moncrieff, press sec-
Ontario recommends increasing sities to improve student to facul- retary to colleges and universities said tuition fees 44 per cent over the ty ratios, buy new equipment, minister Lyn McLeod,
five - before in- with is that tuition next years even help building maintenance, government policy flation is factored in. and buy library books, according fee increases be kept equal to the document "All we're trying to do is get to government hikes in university
fees back to a reasonable level," It also said universities should funding.
said Ken Snowdon, one of the au- assume greater responsibility for Snowdon, director of resource
thors of the document. "This student accessibility and as- planning at Queen's, said 30 to
tries sistance funds 40 of the proposal to share the cost of by channeling per cent extra revenue
improving university education towards bursaries and student ser- from tuition fees would be chan- with the real stakeholders of the vices. neled back into university bur- The Council of Ontario education-students, government, Uni- saries, grants and student ser- universities, and the private versities is circulating the vices. the sector~and everybody should be proposal to boards of gover- Tuition would be raised $125
nors of the universities would contributing." province's per year, but students only for discussion. has al- added. The provincially- Queen s pay the increase once, he recommended tuition fee is ready accepted it But Moncrieff said the minis-
A letter from the $1,411. The document, obtained president try has increased funding to uni- chair of board of by the Ontario Federation of Stu- and the the gov- versities and lifted the spending
hike. ernors of McMaster to freeze dents, urges a $625 University on university capital the minister of and uni- The proposal also suggests in- colleges projects.
versities also that stu- creasing provincial university proposes Said author Snowdon, "I
from the current $1,545 dents more. funding pay if students out guess come strong- billion to $1.92 billion, The letter recommends restor- excluding ly against it (proposed tuition fee increases related inflation. ing tuition fees to the level of the to The increases) somebody has to ask mid-60s, when they accounted for report advises phasing in the in- what is the alternative." Mary Enns tells of animal cruelty in the manuracture of cos-
25 per cent of crease over a nine-year period. university The Ontario Federation of metics as a part of the Green Week events which are taking place
Students' chair Shelley Potter is this week. CORD Ptaoto by Jamie Allan
"The minute start opposed: you
increasing the student costs and upping the user fees (tuition), Turret coat theft people stop going. They stream By Bobby Cremins themselves out."
And Potter said relying on Is there a coat-theft ring at Laurier? student loans to help pay in- Whether there is or not, the fact remains that three leather coats creased tuition won't work. were stolen from the Turret last Friday night. All told, according to "Saying OSAP will cover this is WLU Security person Ron Langley, $1800 in leather jackets have not comforting, because OSAP been stolen from the Turret since February. OSAP doesn't cover it currently. There have been "a lot of these thefts," Langley said, who called doesn't far in go enough assess- the coat stealers "pretty rotten". Last Thursday saw one University of ing real costs." Guelph leather jacket and two WLU leather jackets disappear from
The McMaster letter also said the Turret.
the tuition fees account for only "Our hands are tied," Langley said, in reference to what Security could do the thefts. The three per cent of an average fam- to stop problem, Langley said, could be solved coat-check ily income compared to seven per by instituting a system in the Turret As it stands,
cent in 1961. Langley noted, a Turret where patrons hang coats on the backs of
But Potter said increasing tui- chairs or simply throw them on the floor of the Willison Lounge is "a tion fees would simply put people pretty poor operation." from lower socio-economic back- Coat thefts this year, Langley said, have "always been at the Tur-
grounds at a disadvantage. ret." On Friday night, Langley said, three people came to him "within "Education is funded about publicly fifteen minutes" complaining about missing coats. When
and should be to have walked in coatless open everybody. people may simply and walked out wearing a
Poor kids' families pay taxes too, stolen coat, Langley said that finding the thieves is almost impossible. and don't the who they get same Anyone knows anything about coat thefts at the Turret, or for whatever had stolen chance, reason, to a coat and did not report to Security, is asked to talk to the benefits." WLU reap Security. The Cord Weekly
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5 Thursday, March 16,1989 NEWS
proposed bus fare increases threaten commuting students
time until 9 and this subsidy next By Mark Hand start-up a.m. Waterloo Region have an 'off- received it." She also said that she repeat program from 3 to 6 Kitchener the Coun- p.m. p.m. peak' pass. The pass would cost was not going to go to year. of Transit has resisted Students at the of In light impending bus fare these at- $35, about 75% of the normal cil about it in case the Councillors University WLUSU is still Ottawa and Carleton University increases, push- tempts. pass. The welfare recipient would felt she was "slamming the wel-
for a discount bus for According to Walter to recently reached an ing pass Beck, have pay one-third of the cost, fare people." agreement dis- university students. Director of Transit, Kitchener with the region and province sub- with the City of Ottawa for a WLUSU has been pushing for the Transit is firm that univer- count bus It will cost $44 Next year, cost of a "pretty sidizing the rest. pass. the special pass all year. Kitchener Transit adult bus fare students full adult fare." school students will for an off-peak and $55 for a sity pay High pay pass Walter Beck said the welfare school school stu- will go up to $1.10. It Although high students $35 next year for their which regular pass. High currently pass will pass provide a cheaper way have reduced dents will extra for their costs $1.05 to ride the bus. a fare pass, univer- is valid at all times, including pay spe- for unemployed people to get to cial to for Attempts are being made by sity students are in a different peak hours. Archer said she was pass compensate and from job interviews. The idea revenue lost from the university Jill Archer (WLUSU VP: Univer- class and must pay the full adult happy that Waterloo Council is is to offset transportation costs in- efforts student The in sity Affairs) to create an 'off- rate. making to help the in pass. agreement poor volved with finding employment. for Waterloo the Ottawa was the result of 11 peak' pass University stu- Town Council has area, but that she was "frus- years This the cost of a three of heavy lobbying, including dents. The pass would only be recently approved a recommenda- trated that we'd been asking for it year
was $120. usable from the transit service's tion that welfare recipients in [the 'off-peak' pass] but hadn't month adult bus pass threats by the students to block The of Waterloo subsidized bodies. City the transit way with their
the cost to university students by Nothing has yet been finalized
paying for $10 out of each pass. It by Kitchener Transit concerning
is not certain if the will discount bus Tuition increases loom City any passes.
TORONTO — The chair of the Ontario Federation winners (CUP) province's university Shelley Potter, Scholarship presidents have slammed the Ontario government of Students, said that this arrested tuition develop- for the underfunding system, but their proposed ment is actually good news. By Dean Smith remedies sit much better with the "The lower of families' incomes may not average proportion student going to tuition means more people are going. Any The winners of the President's Scholarships have been announc-
University presidents have called for "a gradu- increase in tuition is only going to hurt students," ed.
ated increase over a fixed in student period fees," Potter noted. The scholarships, worth $1,000 each, are awarded to one student
coupled with an increase in grants to "The debt is government average at present $12,000 to in each faculty who has combined academic success with extra- combat the she added. underfunding problem. $15,000 upon graduation," curricular activity. The Council of Ontario Universities have confidence this of ad- (COU), "I every that group This year's winners are Dave Este from the faculty of social work, made of the up province's university presidents, ministrators will look at (substantially raising) tui- Denise Squire from the faculty of arts and science, John Peneycad
made the at a of the Ontario proposal meeting tion if indeed they don't get more money," warned from the school of business and economics, and John Estacio from committee finance and government standing on Potter. the faculty of music. economic affairs last week. The council also said enrollment limits are a Este, 35, was an Alberta social worker before entering the WLU COU said there is a "paradox" in government method of controlling university costs. doctoral program in social work. Estacio, 22, hails from Newmarket policy. "We can't be an investment in the future "We should look and their at (enrollment) caps and has organized a number of extra-curricular activities for music and not receive the to do it," said effect money University on costs," said Lee. students. Peneycad, also 22, has been active in the WLU Choir and in of Windsor Ronald lanni. president Lee also noted that the 3.5 per cent increase in the Laurier Christian Fellowship. Squire, 22, has served with "Tuition fees have not with inflation," kept pace government funding intended to pay for increased WLUSU and has done volunteer work with the Canadian Mental said McMaster Alvin Lee. "If president you go enrollment is inadequate. The total government in- Health Association and CKMS-FM.
back to 1967-68, tuition fees should now be in in this is 7.5 ex- crease funding year per cent. The awards will be handed out by WLU President John Weir on of $500 "This still leaves behind cess higher." us inflation," said Lee. March 28 at a special presentation.
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6 Thursday, March 16,1989 -NEWS-
an inevitable environ- acting as if man is just an- into a dream prolong merely pastoral of man-as- ENVIRONMENTALLY and that he mental catastrophe. other dumb animal, animal. We must act, and we the For there are acres should simply stop affecting must think. But if we're example, the ones of down environment Bears who and acres trees being cut altogether. can destroy a world, than the in Central and South America don't lay waste to we're also the who certainly ones can save
a don't do much in- Speaking which the world with land, but bears it. else on this provide Nothing planet is good portion of its tellectually, either. We have to capable of doing either Ian C. Morton oxygen supp- job. by ly. Stopping the cutting is one accept the fact that, to live, man eh? thing that must be done, but there has to change his environment. Thinking man, How much we've intelligence does it take are others. It's just that got to stop to put a Guest Commentary the scientific intelligence which many the it in that threaten world into environmental Has suggested that changing ways danger By Jonathan Stover pushed the world towards anyone of on all fronts? tools of genetic engineering be all life. And in a lot cases, destruction in the service of push- back. used to create trees that grow to we've got to change things We are murdering the planet ing it back from the brink instead. in instead of in Fast. That much is certain. "Wise maturity years Homo sapiens means An awful lot of intelligence decades? Can't we use politics to While are man". It's time to of and is steps slowly being put some That's where our brain comes industry what it takes, countries into pressure replanting taken to halt our path of global that towards in. An cheetah It'll intelligence turning average can easily wrongfully applied. take an their de-nuded forests? are not back the instead of awful lot genocide, they enough. tide, just out-run Ben Johnson steroids or to get us out, too. We We the can't just stop raping lamenting the world's imminent Those are throw-away ideas, not. The normal chimpanzee is can't play it simple and stupid
world: we've to reverse the destruction, or not solutions, but I think far than Arnold Scwar- now—it'll got suggesting they stronger get us just as dead as we've things done. This, You the more have the brains. simplistic "Stop Doing point way firmly zenegger. But we continuing on our present path the and We must use industry measures which will towards salvation than will. It'll Guys!" only global Like it or not, we can't retreat just take a little longer. Ottawa to be host of ARMX military emporium
By Rick Pitino military weapons, systems, techniques, this year's military emporium has not refugee from that country's oppressive simulations, and train- military military been made available, over 20,000 invita- military regime, will all be on the panel, Has Canada become munitions from the a ing techniques to buyers across tions have been sent out for the three-day which will be chaired by a member of mall for shopping military dictatorships planet. UW DisARMX was formed in event. Baxter Publishing, which sends the University of Waterloo Religious the world over? order this festival of Studies to protest year's out the invitations, refuses to have the program. That's what of Waterloo a University militarism. list of attendees made public. Invited but declining to attend the DisARMX calling itself UW Most of the exhibitors for the arms forum Lt. Col. Stuart group One of DisARMX's reasons for op- were: Northrup, the
thinks, and it will be sponsoring a public show will be Canadian. However, ex- coordinator of posing ARMX is the violation of Cana- AMRX '89; representa-
forum on the matter March 20 at the on hibits will also be present from West da's anti-war crimes law Bill C-71 which tives of Baxter Publishing, which is University of Waterloo to the present Germany, France, the Netherlands, Hong will-and has-occurred whenever milita- organizing the exhibits; representatives Canada's of munition-supplier Switzerland, the from known human- problem Kong, Israel, Sweden, ry representatives of Diemaco Manufacturing, previous status. United and the United States. Kingdom rights violators such as Chile enter Cana- ARMX exhibitor; and local MPs Walter The has centered its group protest The Canadian federal government and a da. McLean and John Reimer.
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GREEN WEEK
Cosmetic torture
By Sean Stokholm
franti- "Rabbits usually scream, claw at their eyes, and jump about
cally in an attempt to escape the pain."
of forced deal with if read This is the sort image you were to you
the literature or saw the video presented by Beauty Without Cruelty
(BWC) on Tuesday in the Concourse.
As part of the Green Week proceedings at Laurier, the BWC dis-
play focussed attention on the use of animals by cosmetic companies for the "testing" of products. BWC representative Mary Enns charges that these tests include
procedures that inflict more suffering on animals than necessary. Ob-
- servers of the video - showing footage from the Gillette labs seemed if their shocked and indica- to agree, dismayed expressions were any
tion.
Consider the "Acute Toxicity Test" described in one of the
leaflets distributed BWC. The is where being by process one they at-
tempt to determine the dose level at which a certain percent of the animals die. "Substances like Right Guard deodorant and Paper Mate
ink are force-fed to the animal through a tube until a predetermined
number are killed." Traditionally, fifty percent of the subjects would have bowed and be killed, but more recently companies to pressure
reduced the amount to ten percent, said Enns. The "Draize Irritancy Test" is the subject of another pamphlet. calls for human Concentrated substances (like shaving cream or deodorant) are Speaker change rabbit's skin also of dripped into a eye (the may be used). The amount
damage, swelling, and irritation are then assessed. Blindness is, not
said is that the well The By Frances McAneney dition, Duffy, ent course of destruction then surprisingly, a common result, as as pain. pamphlet points "hierarchies in human that rabbit different from those of hu- hope for improvement is lost. out eyes are physiologically A choice between oblivion class- than society—racism, sexism, To initiate this improvement mans, especially as they produce tears less effectively we do. and disaster: that's what ism...mirror the do these ongoing disrelationship widely-held beliefs such as Why companies perform experiments? According to the future holds for the human human kind has with the natural Enns, are afraid of sued for not 'protective government regulation companies being adequately testing race. world." This "domination in hu- is adequate' must be eliminated their products. Or least that's what at en- man society," he continued, in order for the true situation to There are alternatives, more humane test methods that could be v onmentalist Daniel Duffy said "must be addressed if we are to become apparent. "Disillusion- employed, according to BWC. The organization markets a line of his lecture environmen- during on satisfactorily right our situation." ment is where it starts," said vegetarian cosmetics which are not tested on animals. tal and animal rights issues at issues like "It's Such A list the Toronto Humane Addressing major Duffy. a necessary base," he products are rare. put out by WLU March 14,1989. environmental on problems, the said, "so we can save some Society: "Products Available in Canada that are NOT Tested on
Duffy, whose lecture was nuclear dilemma and animal doesn't fill part meaningful lives." The objective, Animals", even one page. of the Green Week campaign to in addition to the Enns with student the rights resolving however, is not to go from a was pleased response to presentation, increase student awareness on human be that similar last did receive much hierarchy can only naive and hopeful perspective to saying a display year not nearly as various issues, said that the cur- done said attention. She lauded efforts of Green through empowerment a cynical and despairing one but the Week organizers and ex- rent condition of the earth has left Duffy. rather to find some middle pressed hope that the event would continue in the future. little for its if hope improvement "Knowledge empowers us," ground in which to make some When asked what the individual could do to combat such cruelty, no steps are taken to alleviate to according Duffy, and knowl- concrete changes. Enns said that all products tested on animals should be boycotted, and such problems as deple- oxygen edge enables us to make deci- "Contemporary environ- that people should become aware of what is being committed by tion, to the damage ozone layer sions that will help improve our mentalism is on the rise," said certain companies. and diminishing rain forests. situation. "Brian present "Knowledge Duffy, Mulroney, George Those wishing further information can contact South Waterloo The fundamental Bush problem (also) gives us responsibility", he and Margaret Thatcher all S.P.C.A., P.O. Box 241 - 12 Water St. S., Cambridge Ontario NIR those to confronting attempting continued, and if we choose to ig- claim to be environmentalists." STB, Phone (519) 623-5690. improve the earth's con- present nore it and continue on our pres- But what they're really doing, said Duffy, is "searching for PCBs threaten strategies...for institutions to min- Nfld. imize public discontent" with cur-
rent problems. removal of three 60- ST. JOHN'S - the (CUP) A petition demanding In regards to projects current-
of PCB-contaminated oil stored near a student studying gallon drums ly in place to help resolve the ex-
area Memorial has 450 at University garnered signatures. isting crises Duffy said, "it's a said David of the "We're a bit miffed about it," Babb, president token kind of obstacle for biphenyls) have Physical Education Society. "(The polychlorinated authentic change," and in quoting didn't know about it." been there for six to 10 months and we Einstein he continued, "mankind environment Neither did the department of the needs of a new way thinking...if "The had that Works didn't tell only problem we was University we're to survive." division director us it was there," said environmental investigations What is really critical in com- Carl Strong. bating these increasing problems deal. "The amount of But Strong said the chemicals were no big is to establish "new communal
PCBs in each container is about the size of an eraser." methods of organization that are PCBs toxic chemicals that often used as a coolant for are were in relation to the land. Take (the) restricted in 1977 after re- electrical Their was from local equipment. production energy supply and birth defects search showed PCBs caused cancer, brain disorders sources."
on lab animals. said the PCBs Duffy has the three Department environment specialist Cathy Knight spent past mil- years as the Educational Coor- stored at Memorial have concentration levels under 100 parts per dinator for lion. Greenpeace, an orga-
fall. nization that is committed both to Regulations governing the storing of PCBs were changed last and million or below can establishing peace preserving "Anything with a concentration of 50 parts per the environment. continued on p. 11 IFIGURE OUTI
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9 Thursday, March 16,1989 NEWS Senate hopefuls campaign about academia
Senate except we deal with issues Most students Laurier Chris Chen at it's important to students collec- lem in the system. Education relevant only to the School of would be affected least by at one tively and individually. Once the should be made more available to Business and Economics. I under- of these issues. If feel dealt When you run for office, you you these basic information has been all students by encouraging en- stand how the academic machin- should wish to see change. The changes I problems be dealt with the with it would then be my intent to rollment, not discriminating works Laurier. ery at Keeping I seek aren't earth-shattering, but way you want them dealt with, hold regular forums in order that against some by charging high interests at heart all life your at times, Vote for You Won't student on serve to make a little easier Me, Regret might assess opinion prices. I feel I can It! and friendlier for Laurier stu- bring my experience matters to be discussed in senate Although I have outlined two, from SBE to the larger realm of well those dents. meetings as as they I have many plans for the upcom- David French Senate. idea whose time has wish I the two increas- An come brought up. perceive ing years including
is that of a 'common hour' in job as senator as being primarily ing library facilities, as well as is David French Hi, my name which all faculties would be re- one of spokesperson of and for improving administration and stu- and I'm a first Poli Sci stu- Blake Dickson year quired to schedule no classes. the student body. dent relationships. No one should dent with a business option. This should allow students in all This spokesperson will try to lose sight of why we are all here. When not at Laurier, I normally In the three Wil- to interact past years at to the floor of the I feel that I have the programs through a bring Senate, organiza- reside in the Barrie area. frid Laurier I have become in- skills carefully orchestrated slate of ac- concerns such as the disastrous tional and motivational to I am running for the Student volved in numerous school ac- tivities. Hopefully, an end will state of affairs in the Library. be an effective Senator. The most Senate because I am interested in both with tivities, the student want to to all the that we Other matters for deliberation in- important aspect is that I come bickering "getting involved" with Laurier. and affiliated read in the Cord. government campus clude growth of the physical get involved, and that "I want to Presently, I and a few other stu- clubs. I have enjoyed being a With the addition of a new VP part plant, the budget surplus and make a difference!" dents are trying to reorganize a of Wilfrid Laurier but have often of Academic Planning next fall, what's going to be done with it, Laurier Varsity Ski Team to, after felt that the students have little or for Laurier's academic Laurier will finally have a long- plans fu- a lapse of two years, compete no in the the school is is the administration term scholastic plan. I feel the say way ture, going Tim Sullivan again. being run from an academic to continue to constrict the senate should serve as a vital part ave- The Student Senate is com- viewpoint. This thought brought of to this institution of this new body's decision- nues entry My name is Tim Sullivan, and posed of faculty and students of me to the realization that being on making leaving access questions merely I am seeking the of Stu- process. Laurier that set all the academic position the Student Senate, I, as a those of elevators and My final promise (gripe) is to repre- ramps. standards and deal with problems dent Senator for the next two sentative of the student body, Wade Smith and eliminate what is Electing as a I try bitterly that arise. I look forward to years. am enrolled in Honours would make a difference in the Student Senator known "March Madness"! ensures you of as representing the students of Political Science, and am in- way the school is being run. I and Why does a respected university experience, concern volved with W.L.U.S.U. Laurier and their concerns. as a when down to Laurier force its students mean, you get it, diligence. I want to be a voice for like to member of the Board of Student the Laurier is for reason we are at the students and an active line up like children while regis- Activities. Next I wish-to year the education, not the parties, or tering for courses? participant in the decision- Rusty McLay also to participate in the academic the or the Turret, Pick vote for sports teams, or, making process of this university up your pen, side of this university by being on well, at least we are here in part behalf of classmates. Chen! on my the Senate. Laurier students deserve com- for the education, right?!!! decision making and effec- My particular concern at pres- If elect Student petent you me as a tive communication skills in their ent is the state of the Library. I Senator, I could the stu- Michael DelPellaro represent Tiffin Stephanie believe the administration should student senators. My name is dent body's feelings clearly and make effort the Rusty McLay, and I feel I can every to upgrade Some issues which I is Michael strongly. are Hello, my name selection of bring these qualities to the senate, "I want to make a difference." books, renew the ac- relevant the Senate and which I DelPellaro. in second to I am year if elected. A body such as the I have chosen this slogan for my quisition of terminated periodi- intend to bring up are: (1) The business and I am running for stu- feel that it is cals, and new Senate which affects upon the campaign as I a acquire ones. continuance of Prof Evaluations, dent senator. future W.L.U. students should have academic policy of an entire stu- summation of all my plans not (2) The closing hours of the Senate is the aca- supreme to too other librar- dent population must ensure the for office. Briefly, some of my rely heavily on school, The of demic on It is com- (3) unavailability body campus. ies for student community is aware of major plans for reform include research material. Much of terminals both posed of faculty representatives computer during the issues before it. Improve- decreases in student to faculty the material should be available the school hours and after the student Senate and eight senators. them ments can be made in communi- ratios, and changes in the fee to readily, and this means at school has closed, and The is for matters such (4) responsible as the W.L.U. cating policy changes—such as structure. Library. lack of periodicals and research Further include the the change in the Management Many of as well as problems student tuition costs, pro- my peers, appeals, materials our library has to offer in the Li- Studies Diploma requirements as myself, came to Wilfrid Laurier cataloguing system gram requirements, enrollment for the twenty page essays we If I will decided earlier this In not only because of the selected brary. elected, push to size, granting tenure, etc. upon year. have due for the end of the of but also be- have the On Line dis- This I sit the SBE term, addition, I would attempt to program study Catalogue year on or the of the yesterday! the cause of the 'small university en- play status books or Council which is similar to ensure student caucus pe- vironment'. It is to riodicals sought— whether presents a strong united voice at necessary maintain this low faculty to stu- checked out or in, date due and all general meetings. This could dent ratio, in the face of increas- the length of the waiting dis- easily be accomplished by meet- li§t
enrollment, or become a small played on the screen. ing to discuss the issues at hand ing with big university Other issues that must be ad- before the general meeting itself. university such increas- dressed the I would ask for problems, as having are: scholarships ifc Price your support ing class sizes. awarded to students, the need for by voting for Rusty McLay for f| Services Another issue which I intend Computer to stu- senator March 20-23. help dents in to deal with is the new fee sched- their academic
« ule. Some increases in fees that |:| may endeavours, photocopiers Burger be however, it work, and the continuation of § Smith not tolerated, Wade
should not be taken to an ex- professor evaluations. These will
treme. For a student ID be addressed by the Senate, and As a student senator I would example, if address them card now costs $20.00, increased by me elected, attempt to help all students better from $5.00. Although this is only responsibly with other Senators understand what exactly the
it illustrates a and the student body. senate is, what it does, and why one example, prob-
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and Question Answer to associate with and available somebody to my students, I would What are your interests and unfair decision. Also, the decision By Michael Hunt have trust in." Dean Nichols ac- rather not know about it. As for hobbies outside Laurier? Well, to add $10 to students' fees to this cepted philosophy and credits my role as a disciplinarian, I I've been involved in minor help fund the of the "Like building new dying and going to his success in that his think it is but first year to easy to suspend, sports for 15 and am years past- campus center. heaven." This is how Dean Stu- of relationships with student lead- more beneficial to work with President of the Waterloo Minor dents Fred Nichols describes his ers. Where the former dean had in people—let them stay school Hockey Association. Also, I'm What is initiation to Canada, Waterloo been your favourite place heavily active in municipal and work through the problems. I past-President of the K-W Op- and Waterloo Lutheran Univer- on campus? Definitely the and federal politics, Nichols as- timists Club, and own property in centre I sity. After four in the U.S. campus (SUB). make a years signed himself to the jobs of West Virginia and Florida, al- Air Force a of times during the Korean student pass couple a day to counselling, relations and though we don't get there much if War, and another see things are okay. four at other jobs which had because this is formerly anymore now Fairmont State the College on been left undone. home. GJ. Bill, Nichols went on to grad- What are you most of proud What do see for the fu- Nichols is married, with three you uate studies at the University of with student rela- regard to ture of Laurier and all whom have your role in West Virginia. sons, of attended tionships? I think the unseen, it? I'd like to address the prob- Laurier at some time in their aca- personal actions with students lems faced After graduation, he would be by special needs and demic careers. He is 56 years of which else sees. Students a social worker for a time nobody students. before and handicapped Also, age, says that he doesn't feel 'Better see Dean Nichols deciding to answer a say classified ad living accommodations for gradu- any older than the people he in a first.' The ones who into magazine for a director of get ate students...and put out a hand- works with. "I still have a lot student activities of trouble early end being book for and placement up undergrad and visa stu- but fun, don't have the night-life services at then-Waterloo friends...l picture myself as dents. stamina I once did." Lutheran University. Three days everybody's dad or buddy or after submitting his boyfriend. application, Any final comments? I know What New Year's he invited Resolu- What are was to Canada to your personal ac- it's work, and I know I get paid tions do have? To take off a "view Niagara Falls and visit the you complishments as Dean? The When Laurier students need to for it, but it's just as much fun little and down campus." weight cut on Dean's which Advisory Council, here see somebody for help, Dean being as home, and I've a rid cigars...my part to help the is selected students and is Nichols is first by one marvelous home life." In usually the name 1968, Fred Nichols was ap- world of my pet peeve, pollution. of the most unique disciplinary on the list. pointed Dean of Students for What is your personal phi- bodies It is made of ever seen. up WLU by the Board Governors. I believe in honest of losophy? an think that it's be important to seven people, and a unanimous CThis interview was conducted by The president of the university hide approach, never anything. If around, seen, available and I'm decision is needed. I am con- Michael Hunt on January 26, believed that "students need the has information university not not reluctant to to students. vinced go they would not make an 1989 in Dean Nichols' office)
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Satanic furor unnecessary
News Analysis fellow from who-knows-what don't get Islamic scholars to
By Jonathan Stover fate. determine the validity of The
Blind and evil and mindless, Satanic Verses (as a group of
Never has a book read by so vicious, the mob has returned. Toronto Islamic leaders were
few been attacked by so many. Not that it ever left us... calling for a couple of weeks Rushdie's Salman The Islam and its basic tenets, we back) any more than you bring in
Satanic Verses. Four months ago, have been told, have never really a whale biologist to determine the
when it it was ac- been Islam is still in a of was published, challenged. validity Moby Dick. Wake up,
claimed a of critics of arrested fundamentalism. Not by plethora state guys. everyone thinks the
and then sent off into is God's word dictated sailing The Koran way you do. ei- sales-limbo. Now, everybody to Mohammed. No questions, no kill ther wants to buy the book or arguments. And here's my 'hot tip' for the author. And certainly no novels today's Islam: everyone never Or so it seems. which portray fictional begin- will. So you'd better get used to I'd heard of Rushdie Islam-like never nings to an religion the idea of literature which takes before the controversy erupted, called 'Submission', which is the pieces of a world you've and probably would never have what The Satanic Verses does in taken for granted and plays with
picked one of his novels. Last of its And Islam, as up part length. them, tears them apart, and tests week, I of The told bought a copy we have been ad nauseum, them in the crucible of creative Verses. I would Satanic imagine means 'submission' in English. endeavour. It's part of a big un- that this scenario has been played all the fuss? Why defined thing called 'Art', and it's out a lot the month. The over past If faith can be shaken so your one of the things which dis- Satanic Verses is now number much by a novel, then it isn't tinguishes civilization from the four on the Toronto Star best- faith at all. It's a sham, and the world people like Khomeini almost certain seller list, and to "Kill the reason you're screaming crawl through. go higher. Infidel" is because the infidel is
Why all this emphasis on Salman Rushdie has refused you. sales? Because, as Coles and all before Islam. For that Or, conversely, if your faith is to grovel the other booksellers who took it small such that no-one dare question it. triumph we can be thankful.
off the shelves suddenly decided under threat of I censure or death, hope Rushdie lives a long life, to it back in order to cash in then it isn't which put one a shrinking and sees Khomeini and all of the
on sales, it has become obvious world can tolerate anyway. rest calling for his death to their that all this Islamic self- You're a Khomeini, better Islam will thug, nothing graves. Maybe a righteousness has backfired. The All Loans help students more. of those who called for come of this, although I'm not Khomeini has done Ayatollah a Rushdie's or for his death, holding my breath. From The
SASKATOON (CUP) - University of Saskatchewan student Milton cracker-jack job of publicity, and Koop found foolproof insurance against a boss he dislikes: he works maybe Penguin Books should
for himself. send him a 'Thank You' note and
Last the Commerce student and year, 24-year-old a partner a box of chocolates. received student business loan their a $2,000 to open own concrete Yes, that's facetious, especial-
curbing company. ly when Rushdie's life is almost The Student Business Loans is of 89, the Program part Challenge certainly in grave danger. But the federal for students. Administered the Fed- employment program by deepest feeling I get from this eral Business Bank it offers loans of to Development (FBDB), up whole ugly mess is one of for their business. $3,000 entrepreneurial students to operate own profound disgust for the stupidity "Over 80 cent of students successful, that is, per our were they and moral cowardice which so their loans interest-free before the deadline," said Paul, repaid Ray often masquerades as religious
co-ordinator of the Student Business Loans Program at the FBDB. conviction in this world. The
"That's not to that the others weren't successful; others say many Rushdie affair has allowed us to them extended and interest. Some repaid over an period were charged gaze deep into an abyss of small- their business the have even kept going throughout year." mindedness and monstrous vi-
has but for the Koop nothing praise project ciousness, and maybe we should Verses: novel's censure and/or Satanic "I had done the job before the previous summer with the same be grateful for it We need to be destruction—you're thugs as well, work from weren't partner, contracting my boss, so we totally on our reminded from time to time that criminals intellectual and He stood at the window of his own." we're not out of the Dark Ages cowards. Salman Rushdie is childhood and looked out at the He listed numerous advantages to working for oneself. yet. worth the lot of you. No, more. Arabian Sea. The moon was al- "You're independent, you answer to yourself, you set your own When 1500 Moslems march Since of those most protesting most full; moonlight, stretching hours. You decide what you put into it, and take out what you want through Metro Toronto calling for the novel have never read the the rocks Scandal " it, from of Point You don't have someone else setting standards for you, Koop Rushdie's death, and burn your copies whole controversy stands on a out to the far horizon, created the said. of The Satanic Verses in Queen's solid bedrock of How illusion stupidity. of a silver pathway, like a Koop and his partner plan to resume their curbing business this Park, then we are most surely not many people in those rioting parting in the water's shining summer. out of the abyss Signs waved yet. mobs in India took the time to sit hair, like a road to miraculous from the last The average gross income Challenge program sum- around the march read during down and carefully read The lands. He shook his head; could Federation of Students. mer was $2,193, according to the Canadian "Rushdie in a Rush to Die" and Satanic Versesl Probably none, no longer believe in for of fairy-tales. University students in Canada are paying over $6,000 one year "Satanic Verses is an abuse of because the sort of fundamentalist acadedemic schooling. freedom." (sic) Childhood who would was over, and the view do such a thing isn't a Lori external vice of the U of S student council, These Stene, president people can but pun, from this window was no more fundamentalist to begin with. said the is an alternative to students taking a summer job they sure can't and program spell, they than an old and sentimental echo.
they don't like simply because they need the money. seem to have confused writers of All of the Islamic leaders
"If students haven't found a summer job or have a good business fiction with university professors, who've denounced the "Kill To the devil with it! Let the idea, the be for them. and novels with research program may papers. Rushdie" plan, but still call for bulldozers come. If the old often lack If "Students are very creative but they start-up capital. The mob in Toronto tried to at- the banning of The Satanic refused to die, the new could not think for you of the job yourself and are working yourself, you are tack en masse a man who shouted Verses, are almost as bad. This is be born. more likely to enjoy it," Stene added. at them, and only a police officer a work of fiction, and a pretty The federal Tories announced an overall increase in the Challenge on horseback kept the unlucky damned good one at that. You Maybe. '89 re-directed the to school program in January but money high stu-
dents. The result is a loss of $8 million worth of summer jobs for uni- versity and college students. PCBs rampant in Maritimes Youth Minister Jean Charest's announcementincluded $31.3 mil-
lion allotted to New Brunswick and Newfoundland for five- continued from special p. 7 work—students should know." for the transition from year employment programs youths making in be stored any municipal refuse dump," said Carleton University and the universities of school to work—negotiated last fall. Taking this into account, spend- Strong. Lethbridge and Toronto have more than 1,000 litres ing is actually down by $12.3 million from last year's $180 million. Removal of the oil await de- of PCBs stored must a government on campus, according to Environ- Statistics Canada for 1988 at 7.8 cent pegs unemployment per cision about disposal. University Works director ment Canada documents. The of 20 and 24 is consider- jobless rate for those between the ages Miller incinerator in Ewing suggests building an According to government other schools 11.2 number is 25.2 for Newfoundland lists, ably higher at per cent. That Goose Bay. storing lesser of PCBs include and with quantities the Tech- 18 per cent in New Brunswick—the two provinces separate The PCB incinerator in Canada is located nical only of Nova Univer- And 15- is 13.2 University Scotia, Dalhousie agreements. unemployment among to 19-year-olds Swan Hills, Alberta, but it does not PCBs the at accept sity, University of Windsor, the of per cent. University from of out province. Waterloo and York Glendon old and be entitled to University's College. Applicants must be at least 15 years legally The petition will be sent to the ad- The work in full-time students in university inventory—which lists more than 2,500 Canada. They must also have been ministration. PCB storage sites in Canada—was released 8 1988-89 and must be returning to school full-time this fall. Sept. "When will the students have a over what Details say following an emergency conference of federal and are available at Canada Employment Centres or by calling here?" asked Babb. "This is of happens a place provincial environment ministers in Ottawa. the FBDB at 1-800-361-2126. The Cord Weekly
12 Thursday, March 16,1989
THECORD WEEKLY
Green Week is every week
Sometimes think you life as a university student couldn't get any worse.
You've flu stacked of cold. got a up on top your The
from Health Services made break drugs you got you out in hives. You've got
four and in the essays two mid-terms next two weeks, an
schedule of exam straight out Hell, and a summer job at
Hank's Donut Emporium to look forward to. Yeah, life
sure is lousy.
How could it get worse then this?
In Mexico City, women try to sell their children to the
passing tourists. There, women often kill or castrate their
husbands to avoid the of another and its agony pregnancy
resultant hopeless child. Standing in Mexico City, one of the largest slums in the world, Pope John Paul II
reiterated the Roman Catholic Church's anti-birth control,
anti-abortion stance. Then he went home to Vatican City, and kingly opulence.
Lakes of with are organisms, not just puddles water a
few picturesque fish tossed in to keep the fishermen- tourists happy on the week-end. They live as a whole, and
die thousands of they as a whole too. Factories pump out
tons of life-killing garbage through their smokestacks in order the world-machine every day, to keep running.
While factory owners and government officials quibble
emissions the lakes of Northern Ontario Satanic Verses: Muslim over standards, through eyes
turn killing blue.
The debates Salman Rushdie's Bans on the slaughtering of whales are notoriously recent regarding novel The Satanic Verses has brought much hard and the laws the whales to enforce, protecting may COMMENT publicity to the religion of Islam. The considerable be circumvented technicalities. easily through Last sum- BY Iran's press coverage given to Ayatollah mer, the announced that were Japanese they murdering Khomeini's death warrant has not revealed that RIYAZ MULJI 1000 Pilot whales for "scientific But the flesh purposes." only a tiny minority of the world's 900 million the Al- of these whales ended in stomachs, and now Muslims are actually led by Ayatollah. up Japanese The Last Temptation of Christ, the entire movie the of Muslims condemn the novel, there from about the though majority for are rumblings Japan harvesting vast was in character with the Biblical Christ except the act of murder is condemned to a greater degree. of the film Antarctic penguin population for food. a five minute dream segment at the end Especially since Muslims believe that only God has which is altogether different from The Satanic There are Indians in Canada who will have the an- the authority to take life - not the Ayatollah. Verses which is blasphemous from cover to cover. cestral land of stolen a thousand generations from them so Islam is more than a for Muslims, it misunderstood in the just religion Islam as a religion is very a few can kill a few trees. greedy logging companies more is of life. of Muslim's life is a way Every aspect a West. In modern times, the religion has been con- There in are political prisoners South Africa and Chile his - from birth through death. The governed by religion stantly been portrayed as one of violence. op- who attack his is attack on his will never see the sun again, or hear a loved one's Hence any on religion an posite is true in reality, however. Even the term Is- such faith and his of life. And any reaction to voice this side of the There's a ozone In interests of way grave. thinning lam literally means Peace. the This an attack is a natural extension of his faith. above layer us which may soon part to let the sensationalization and mass panic to sell newspa- annihilating those in the West be- idea is very alien to primarily ultra-violet of the off magazines and advertising, the media has cre- rays sun scour us the face of the pers, cause religion is not as gteat a concern (for the of Islam force of ated a convincing portrayal as a earth. is else- overwhelming majority) in the West as it violence against all things Western. The media How dark could it Darker than think. And of get? you where. However consider The Last Temptation the of makes no distinction between political causes the small of who yet... Christ, group protesters picketed the violence.lnstead it concentrates on the fact that where the movie shown were In crashed into the Potomac. outside theatres was Washington, an airplane the incitors of the violence are Muslim. This image treated as radical Christians. Yet consider their While floundered about in of chaos in the passengers frigid waters, one has resulted from the events political
- motivation - were defending their faith just as founded in the they them hoisted survivor after survivor into the Middle East. Although Islam was among Muslims are doing. Middle East (as were Judaism and Christianity), makeshift slings thrown down from the bridge above, un- found in countries around the this makes it Muslims can be globe Since Islam is an Eastern religion, haul and sank til he lacked the strength to himself up, from South East Asia, the Soviet Bloc, and alien those in the West.lt im- ranging very to conjures up beneath the waves. China to Africa and more the West. Hence and of fear and violence. recently ages perceptions mystery,
battles be - There are choices to make, to joined actions of those in a with the Judeo always to identify the political given Islam has a great deal in common from. Life creation destruc- nurtured is akin'to or turned away or death; or region as being religiously Christian traditions, however. The Quran (Islam's
that the turmoil in Northern Ireland the as the tion: which road to take? saying political holy book) recognizes same prophets
the Catholic and the - Abraham is a war between Church Bible and the Torah from Adam to to Green Week is week. every in Church of England. Moses and Jesus. Islam is a monotheistic faith Make the change. much the Christianity and Judaism Muslims as it same way as This image is very disturbing to
neutralizes efforts to educate Non-Muslims about are.
is the religion. The greatest damage done, however, to Within the setting of a university we are free first which is dif- by providing a negative image for it is this which makes pursue knowledge pursuit life that of Mark ficult to correct. It brings to quote future is us better human beings. In as much as the kill and that lie Twain that" a truth is not hard to a make this shouldn't we to The Cord behalf of Cord staff and are ours, pursue knowledge Editorial opinion! are approved by Weekly on well is immortal." Publications Board told it ? And within this independent of the University, the Students' Union and the Student world better than we inheirited
of Directors. share The protests over Rushdie's novel began when multi-cultural soceity who better to our
- and with than it was first published in the fall of 1988 long be- opinions knowledge our neighbors. EDITORIAL BOARD Canadians and fore the Ayatollah used Rushdie and his novel as a For in the process we become better within environ- C. News Editor for his own troubles. The actual Citizens of the World. Hence, our Cori Ferguson, Editor-in-Chief Bryan Leblanc, scapegoat political Associate News Editor Brad Lyon, Sports Editor it would enhance if we were to Jonathan Stover, objections that Muslims have against the novel are ment our knowledge Kat Production Neville Blair, Scene Editor Rios, Manager talk and listen rather than accept that it makes a mockery of the life of the Prophet to our neighbors read in the Mohammed, it of the basic tenets of without question something we have Offices perverts many The Cord W#ekly is published during the fall and winter academic terms. are television or news or in a novel, or have on the Union at Wilfrid Laurier Univer- the faith and it questions the of the seen located on the second floor of the Student Building, validity Quran
Waterloo 884-2990. The Cord Weekly is a member the word of God. These at the movies. If ours rity, 75 Univenity Ave. W., (519) as are not slight uses of our opinions are truly of Press and the Ontario Community Newspaper Association. search for the truth as University literary licence but are considered serious insinua- shouldn't they come from our No of The Cord be Copyright 1989, WLU Student Publications. part Weekly may the tions - serious enough to be called opposed to being spoon-fed an opinion by Editor-in-Chief. blasphemous. reproduced withoutthe permission of the For those making comparisons to Martin Scorcese's media or a devilish-looking author ? The Cord Weekly
13 Thursday, March 16,1989
Darn, I missed the hot food again!
Guess what: it's yet another chance to slag food Hall and the Room. Question in the Dining Torque
There have been unsubstantiated that reports the COMMENT Hall portions in the Dining and the Torque Room BY are getting bigger. SARAH WELSTEAD Could this possibly be due to the expressions of dissatisfaction on the part of students who routinely of the Week off when get ripped purchasing a slight necessity, Calorie-reduced Cucumber dressing for the week. FOOD? Could it be that the Food Services staff You think start to that you might be able to buy decided to respond to and treat have pressure stu- something in this line, but the hour-and-a-half wait By Paula Arsenault, Liza and Diane Sardi
dents to a real meal for a change? soon makes you realize that you're going to pass Or could it be that it is that tired of just they are out before getting a chance to cook the Schneiders
dealing with leftovers the next day, and are Meat Pies which the left when giving were only thing you What do Laurier students actually carry in their briefcases? bigger portions in order to rid of the stuff? away get finally got to the entree section.
Goodness knows that Food Services never only So finally you decide that you have to eat, and
wants to minute later than stay open a they possibly head over to Stanley's for a Burger From Hell.
have to. The sooner they run out of hot food, the have real for this Worse, you to pay money Burger tell there isn't sooner they can from when still have left on you any being Hell, you $600 your served, and then home to do whatever cafeteria go meal card. Food Services gets that money anyway, ladies do at home. whether death you eat yourself to or not. Do know how hard it is you to get a hot meal on But heck, you've resigned yourself to spending
a afternoon? You'd think that, no it on Friday having all boxes of gum and chocolate bars (healthy!) Extra pickles.
classes on could Services Friday, you reasonably get drunk at the end of the year, vowing that Food
the night before and sleep till without isn't going to for nothing. After all, noon, having get something Jamie "God" WUliams to that couldn't eat It how do think financed the construction of worry you on a Friday. you they Hons. Creation doesn't work that because way, YOU MISSED the Aird Building? THE HOT FOOD AGAIN. So the question is, has Food Services increased The Torque Room, by two o'clock, has not so the portions or not? Well, it's all a matter of much onion as a stale bagel. The Dining Hall tells opinion - goodness knows they haven't been con-
you to go to the Torque Room. sistent yet. But one thing is for sure. all of 3 Meanwhile, B Boukaert is lined up in the They're serving bigger muffins in the Dining
Steam Line to get their Kraft Dinner and Kraft Hall.
Cord promotes abortion in classified ads
Editor, The Cord: ly hidden. Abortion is the
deliberate, selective destruction Briefs!
It saddens me to see the clas- of the life of another human
sified ads of The Cord promotine being. Chris Dodd
abortion (Planned Parenthood... LETTERS Many in our society are will- Hons. L.W. Abortion is an Alternative...). ing to go to great lengths fighting One of the characteristics of for their individual TO THE rights. Few WLU that endears this school to are compassionate enough to con- is the moral and ethical sider me, high taking some responsibility EDITOR standards of my fellow students. for the life they have conceived. I The Cord's ad- Unfortunately would much rather see the Cord
vertising does not reflect these promoting life than the callous ir-
standards. While abortion may responsibility of abortion.
not be illegal, it can hardly be considered the epitome of tance ourselves somewhat about H. Van den berg the of morality. gruesome reality abortion,
Semantics allow us to dis- but the truth more letters cannot be complete- next page Pictures of Western girls
BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed Ken Irwin
Communications
Condoms and oysters
Audie Viegas
Biz
Their Egos.
Chris Chen
A Nobs Nob The Cord Weekly
14 Thursday, March 16,1989
1 1" 112 attitude should reflected in Faculty be wages
have Editor, The Cord: other part of the service industry we no right to kill them for food March where we would pay to receive (See Cord, 9, Guest This letter is written in Comment "Animals have being such poor service. The faculty at- right to I response to an incident which oc- titude toward students and to their life"). So strong is his opinion There's curred on Wed. March not that he has been a always something 1,1989. exams could have been more vegetarian for Room P 1025-1027 was booked 11 months. I blatantly displayed. If students commend his con-
for a mid term from 5:30 but his I exam, were to adopt such a cavalier viction, logic is flawed. cookingat Casey's ap- until 7:00 From 7:00 it was I do pm. proach toward lectures and ex- not support or condone booked for Association a Faculty ams, and such callous disregard Nazi massacres or Apartheid (to ' meeting at which their contract for which he but I£ our professors' integrity, refers), these are % negotiations were to be discussed. would it not be reflected in our very different circumstances. The At 6:50 faculty started to arrive grades? Maybe faculty attitude Nazi's did not kill 6 million hu-
and to the should be reflected in their man for their proceeded disrupt beings own sur- exam. When informed that the vival. if wages. Most, not all, cows that
mid term was in and that progress are killed, are killed for food.
we would need until the 7:05, With regret, With respect to killing for fanci-
faculty were neither understand- ful leather for products, or sport, ing nor con- Some Darren's co-operative, they concerned Psychology point is well taken, and tinued their disruptive behaviour 249 students. has merit. However, the point
until 7:05, at which time we were Allan Mills cannot be stretched to include
told to "GET OUT". Fifteen basic sustenance is that Kathleen Depner (it true we minutes may not seem an Karen Stefanson can survive without doing it, but but when it's 16.7% of eternity, a Kathleen Beauvais this point will be shown ir-
sixty mark exam, or 10 marks it Elaine Darwin relevant). looms pretty large. Tammy Skrubbeltrang If indeed we are on an equal
It is our that uni- Wade Smith with all understanding plane animals, to the ex- 15 minutes Katharine versity policy requires Weetis tent that we have no right to sub- after for an exam clearing of the Heather Ann Macdonald jugate the value of their lives (as room, which would have given us Caim Friounie Darren suggests), then all animals
until 7:15. Was there an adminis- Michael O'Loan have equal rights. This is the
trative that an foul-up? Knowing basis of Darren's argument
examination was scheduled for 90 I do not know what separates cash woes minutes 5:30 it Cardigan starting at would humans from bears and fish, but
not have been to book the prudent bears seem to have some rights I 183 Weber St. Editor, The Cord: North, room for 7:15? that do we not. If Darren's argu- ad- I Not withstanding a possible ment is Waterloo, Ontario N2J 3H3 valid, then bears have no Who the hell afford ministrative can SNAFU, the student to fish. I right eat However, sug- of $88.00 for a Grad Cardigan or perspective what took place is that there gest are many species $65.00 for a at the end of one of incredulity, dumbfound, pullover I 886-9050 which could not survive without (519) March in their final of uni- disillusion, and The fac- year outrage. flesh, from sharks to eagles. Does versity? ulty exhibited, what some have Darren suggest that these animals called, the worst behaviour by become vegetarian? Animals but without a Grad adults that have witnessed. Sincerely they seem to have the right to eat flesh memento, * The proctor informed the faculty ("God" given or not, it is the way —————^ more than once of the situation. nature works). If we are indeed Bill Rock wood no was Absolutely regard given equal, in Darren's context, then
to the seriousness of our we must also have this right endeavours. Is it not ironic that in Bears eat fish, too the of pursuit more and greater Gary Tarrant rights for themselves, the faculty Editor, The Cord:
obliterated those of the students?
withheld due will The payment of already over- Last week Darren Luck Letters to space
blown tuition should ensure what argued that since humans are be run next week. Sorry!
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the When Kiki brought margarita cockroach and said, I pointed to the and getting ■ The Scene "He's getting his marijuana S. it steady." . William Burroughs |
A spirited performance!
Katherine Rios By West may have changed mem- made their debut on their own
bers, but never have com- label, Triniti Records. Two al-
"Cheers," greeted the smiling their music. A vibrant promised bums have followed since of Scottish descent and for those quartet standing in one straight and mixture of folk and Irish jigs, a then—Tripping Up the Stairs in the "cheap seats". Once again line. Under red spotlights, they result of the use of an incredible their latest Labour Day. the crowd and the band joined vo- fired their sound, up energetic of traditional instruments, With array cal forces. everyone clap- John Mann, a madman on the sending out the message of their combine socio- of the West few decided Spirit acoustic and ping, a more people music with guitar, Geoffrey a roar. with music that's political lyrics to on the small left a harmonica stomp space Last of the Kelly magic flutist, Saturday, Spirit fun. Their from the songs range for a dance floor. Eventually, all and bodhran share West left the Bombshelter in a player, strong beer "The Crawl", drinking tune, those cross in the lead vocals and have been with sitting legged pandemonium. After their first to those like "Room Without a front had no choice, but to join the band since its inception. Hugh song, "Drinking Man", it was ob- View" that basic human the festivities. highlight McMillan an incredible fiddler, vious they had come to give the that occur After mingling with the injustices daily. trumpeter, accordionist, and crowd one great time. Just like from the Vancouver audience their break, Hailing pianist joined them for Labour during percussionist Geoffrey Kelly said, music of the West of the West welcomed scene, Spirit Day. And the latest addition is Spirit was "We're do going to you tonight." bassist Linda who back on stage with a rowdy McCrea, pos- And did they ever. that was due to some- sesses a voice similar to that of reception Formed in 1983, Spirit of the thing besides the number of drafts the late Patsy Cline. This is the downed. In keeping with their fourth version of the band and
name, the band's spirit infected their music may be the best yet. the crowd. There were only a few Individually, each artist is highly in the second set that didn't talented, but the blend makes for songs have the dance floor packed with an explosion of intense, foot- people attempting to reel and jig. stompin', harmonized sound.. The most impressive tune Spirit of the West
was their rendition of demonstrated this at the "Profiteers", which began with Bombshelter. In the first set, John intro that could awaken Mann broke two strings after only an any
drunken intellect. Not was two songs, an indication of this only band's level of intensity. Every the harmony incredible, especial- ly with Linda McCrea's voice tune was a combustion of offsetting the strong vocals of energy, driven by the Mann, Kelly and McMillan, but shrieking and clapping the complete concentration on of an obviously over- their faces was mesmerizing. whelmed crowd. As a band, Hugh McMillan's trumpet and Spirit of the West worked fiddle solos and Geoffrey Kelly's » . .i _ ti harder as the crowd's flute solos must not go unmen- reaction increased. missed this in- tioned. In fact, the collective If you truly Other included head for Toronto songs musicianship of Spirit of the spiring concert,
k "Political" which on St day because Spirit West was excellent Patty's it \ has of the West will be whooping seen airplay on Be it songs like, "Putting up The Diamond Club. A \ Toronto's CFNY- with Joneses", about the miscon- up at of funds? You catch FM, "Shake Down ceptions of people with mental shortage can them in the sequel to the Tree", and "Dark- handicaps, or their absurd Cana- upcoming
* •«. /* .11 -.1 the the movie American Cousin, house" written for all those dian song called, "We are My entitled California Dreamin', in workers being replaced by tech- people of the Frozen North", The first of of which a folk band. Bet- nology. sing-along which was somewhat a they play after finish their tour the night, "Water in the Well", vaudeville act, Spirit of the West ter yet, they of Great Britain, of the had the audience singing showed themselves to not only be Spirit The ended with West head back the'ahhas'. set talented artists with a statement to may just our for those little luck PhotosKatRios by "The Old Sod", a song make, but true entertainers. way—with a The Cord Weekly
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Finding the right recipe for The Creation of the World
Special to the Cord
"It's different than I thought it
would the be...", muses young director as he pokes indifferently
at his cold lasagna, "...the last
couple of weeks have been totally
hectic". A distant look of op-
timism comes over his face as he
adds, "But I think it's going to be worth it".
Given the challenge that Jeff
and his Sweeney company of ac- tors face with tonight's opening performance of Creation of the
World and Other Business, that
optimism has come in handy dur- ing the past few months of plan- ning and rehearsal. The play itself takes events from the Book of Genesis, from
the creation of Eve up to the
death of her son, Abel. But what
Sweeney wanted to make clear was that this was no verbatim ac- count lifted from the Bible. "This is Miller's interpretation of those events that constitute the creation of the world and its aftermath."
"I mean, there are some fairly controversial ideas [in the play]...", Sweeney adds. "At Sardi times, God is depicted as some- one without total confidence in Liza the decisions he is being forced to by make; Cain is Lucifer's son at one point; God and Lucifer are shown calmly discussing the Photos necessity of both good and evil...".
estimates that about from M. Ruth Ann alone. getting it through." Sweeney actor might have. producer Club But with all the work behind 85% of the people involved with With regards to having to Peters, costume mistress Valerie The WLU Drama ap- the show have been in- host of others. the WLUSU Board of them, realizes the true never direct other students who are Stuart and a proached Sweeney for volved with a major he admits The of the Directors in order to attain fund- test the play and for future production roughly the same age, performance before Creation the W0r1d.... Miller will also mark for the ones like it, rest the of that the line between being an ac- Arthur play ing production. partly on skills and it the receives Utilizing experience ac- tor's friend as well as their direc- the first all-student production, "Actually, was pretty easy," reception play during
with Theatre confesses its run this quired as an actor tor has its difficultmoments. "It's (i.e. actors, director, producer, Sweeney. "They were (beginning evening
student-director excited about it. to If Laurier and as a really difficult to start changing costume designer, etc...) to take very They gave through Saturday). the do it im- enthusiasm of the under Dr. Leslie O'Dell, Sweeney hats really fast...like 'Now I'm the Laurier stage in 30 years time. us $1,400 to and were cast and direc-
share that direc- has the fact that tor of Creation the World attempts to some of your friend; now I'm your And although the show been pressed by we pre- of and
sented a sensible budget. Jill Other Business is knowledge when directing the tor'...it gets a bit trying." But in the planning stages since early very any indication, Archer President Univer- of the admits he has received last is the first (Vice - the should company, regardless Sweeney year, Sweeney one production meet with and had lot to do with much amount of previous experience an plenty of help co-operation to admit that he couldn't do it sity Affairs) a success. The Cord Weekly
18 Thursday, March 16,1989
Montreal be exhibited born in St. He is go to to at Burroughs was ir.g style. definitely one of the Oboro gallery. The only pub- Louis in 1914. He graduated from the most brilliant writers of this Harvard in but 1944 He has been The Other Page lic reading given by Burroughs, 1936, by century. lauded by however, is to be in Toronto. His Burroughs was addicted to drugs. critics as possessing the satire of Because of this mixed back- the by Kathy O'Grady art will feature such works as his Swift, audacity of Miller and ground, is able to the of "shotgun paintings" that were cre- Burroughs genius Hemingway. ated his combine formal education and is by pasting writings on a Burroughs' reading a per- All of fans of William like that it you S. to say might be a good street smarts in his formance board, and shooting the cans with works, giving that should not be Burroughs are in luck. On time to see while April Burroughs you a them authenticity and genius. He missed those gun. The effect, as you can im- by who have an in- 25th, Burroughs is coming to the can—he has lived 75 very full has knack for agine, is somewhat astounding. a exposing the cruel terest in modem literature. Who University of Toronto, Convoca- years. If realities of American in knows...it be you are not a Burroughs society may your last tion Hall, to give a of his is also in to reading Burroughs town I that an exceptionally vulgar yet chance. fan, highly suggest you give grasp- work. Be sure to mark that hot present his paintings that will be his experimentally successful little date on calendar. exhibited at Cold in your City gallery stories novel, and essays a try. He Without being too brash, I would Toronto. Burroughs' art will then has written such masterpieces as Junky (1953), Naked. Lunch (1959), The Soft Machine (1961), The Ticket That Exploded (1962), Nova Express (1964), The Wild Boys (1971), Exterminator (1973), Port of Saints (1980), Cities of the Red Night (1981), The Place of Dead Roads (1983),
Queer (1985) and several more.
Burroughs has been able to
maintain a large fol-
lowing—many of whom are students —through his literary
career. His name is often associa-
ted with Jack Keroac, Allen
Ginserg, and the rest of the
literary 'Beat Generation' greats.
Like the literature of that genera- tion, his writings centre on very modern themes: various forms of
tyranny (medical and psychologi- cal), control, addiction (all
forms), and homosexuality. Bur-
roughs once stated that "my work
is directed against those v/ho are
bent, through stupidity or design,
the on blowing up planet or rendering it uninhabitable".
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19 Thursday, March 16,1989 Benefit concert to aid Nicaraguan orchestra
By Jenny Bain
The Nicaraguan National
Chamber Orchestra operates on a budget that would seem ludicrous to most musicians. Although the music faculty students at Laurier also often claim poverty, most en-
that of joy the privileges are part Canadian being a university stu- dent.
While our music faculty owns approximately eighty pianos (four of which are concert grands), dur- ing at least eight months of the
1987-88 season, the Chamber Or- chestra's only oboe player had no oboe. Additionally, their violins were in need of repair work and better quality strings, and they ex- perienced a huge shortage of reeds and valve pads for their wind instruments.
Their most recent setback however, a rather disheartening one, was a major budget cut by the government last week that has left them with no salaries or fund- ing. Remarkably, despite their financial problems, the spirit of is still much this orchestra very alive. They are devising a Simo coaches double bass student strategy to keep afloat despite the Teacher Jose 'Don Pepe' a young Orchestra. Proceeds from Saturday night's benefit concert will be of Music in In addition budget cut, and continue to at the National School Managua, Nicaragua. going towards the purchase of new instruments and supplies for with the National Chamber rehearse for nine hours a week as to his teaching duties, he also performs Simo s orchestra. Photo, copyright, Doug Wicken well as teach at the music school,
to Music coat check as also held in the recital maintained orchestra provide practicing on their own time. Nicaragua's National person, well as concert, those who have with them with food for the soul. Many of them also play in local School. helped ad- hall, was a big success for the their in- vertising and ticket sales, and the Relief Committee Tickets can be purchased for bands to supplement They will be heading down Nicaraguan this the Info After weeks of for the $17,000. The Saturday's concert at come. eight re- next week, taking with them vari- accompanist evening, raising Nicaraguan Beth Ann the of music's hearsal, take to the road deSousa, have donated need basic to sur- centre, faculty they per- ous supplies that they have people supplies their main office or in the in time, so that all of the vive (they are still feeling the concourse forming throughout Nicaragua, managed to collect and a promise pro- and donations schools and ceeds can go to the organizations after-effects of Hurricane Joan today tomorrow, or workplaces, building of more to come purchased with
which left home- can be made the Global cultural life. To encourage specified. 187,000 people through up money raised by a Benefit Con- Pablo the Last week's Anton Kuerti less last October) and a well Community Centre (746-4090). composition, Buitrago, cert being held this Saturday head of the National Music night (8:00 pm in the Aird Centre School and the (in Managua) Recital Hall) sponsored by the director of the orchestra, has Music Association and the Facul-
made it a priority to perform of Music. As the last event of What's on ty works by Nicaraguan and other Green Week, the proceeds from Latin American such composers this which features and shoes because will be showcased at the Turret. concert, Don your green Leprechaun Saturday night as: Juan Manuel Mena, Luis Del- Laurier performance students in St Patrick's Day is here. The traditional day of The Crystal Comedy Quest travels down to and gadillo, Alejandro Vega recital, will be divided between green brings you much buffoonery the Bombshelter on the 21st to display Waterloo Matus. the National Cham- entertained. Nicaraguan to keep you talent. ber Orchestra and the The Bombshelter the unrestrained The intense desire of these Nicaraguan brings you No Means No plays Phil's on the 22nd. Relief Committee of antics of the Nicaraguan musicians to share (comprised Bierdo Bros, They'll be preforming The Music at Noon series continues with the members of Tools For of their love for music with the OXFAM, between 12-6 p.m. Catch them in the latter part Laurier Vocal Quartet. The performance will be
people of their country has at- Peace, MCC, and CUSO). the show, then head on over to Fed Hall where held today at the Recital Hall. musicians from tracted two The concert which involves Bowzer and Blue will lake over the entertainment. The WLU Choir perform at St. Matthew's Torvik. Waterloo, Janet and Peter solo singers and duets, a Crowded House sweeps into Kitchener tomor- Lutheran Church, Sunday night. Admission is $3.
Janet, a violinist with the Strat- harpsichord player, a flutist, an row for a one night stint at Stages. For those of you The Creation of The World and Other Busi- ford Festival will be who tickets be led "Into Orchestra, oboist, a trombone player and a bought get ready to Temp- ness opens tonight in the Theatre Auditorium. Pre- tation". taking a position in the orchestra, saxophone quartet is being run sented by the WLU Drama Club, this all-student has volunteers. All of The the and Peter, her husband, ac- completely by Crystal Comedy Quest brings you production of Arthur Miller's play about the Bibli- of comedians. cepted the position of principal the ushers and stage managers, best university Featured guests will cal event will run until Saturday evening. Tickets
guest conductor of the orchestra the lighting booth operator, be Corky and the Juice Pigs, original and ex- can be obtained at the Info Booth and are $4 for
and a professorship at pageturner, box office person, hilarating Comedy Quest alumnus. Laurier talent with all others student-types paying $6. j
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Juno Awards no longer national embarrassment
Comment by Cori Cusak stomach his impression of Solid to Canadian artists it reflects the Canadian. We have not taken our- Canadians to a musical climate Gold did know existed. Dancers and changed the respect Canadian music has selves seriously. most not They Canada has finally an awards channel to avoid but in the international Cana- showcased a wealth of talent him), even garnered Two years ago most show that we can be of. could from our own soil, and proud Gagnon not overshadow music scene. dians could not name ten Cana- proved
Last Sunday the Juno that musically we are night the talent that paraded across the dian performers. After last Sun- becoming a The adjective "Canadian" has, Awards broadcast was a Juno force to be reckoned with. But pleasant stage. day's Juno Awards, ten per- for some time, held a surprise for those of us who have Whether it negative even beyond that, the Juno was Jeff Healey, formers is no challenge. And connotation. Canadian music has always believed in the of Glass Awards gave Canadians some- power Tiger and Dalbello, Colin those they name don't only sing taken back Canadian a seat to American we've been for music. It highlighted James or the thing missing a special appearance songs like "This Land Is Your and British music for and time - some of the musical years long a sense of national brightest Land". The new breed of Cana- has been taken we've tribute never very and a belief in our abilities stars got, paid to dian talent deserve international pride, The "Canadian" seriously on the international creative Canadian and adjective to be and to stand legends, over- respect for their creativity, the attitudes shadowed the has, for held scene. Although of shoulder to shoulder with the Grammys for some time, a dedication and passion for music. others are partially to blame, so best in the international professionalism and dedication to negative connotation.... very the attitudes of the are the average The Juno Awards introduced music scene. cause of advancing all areas of the recording industry. Crowded the live by House, per- The evolution of the Junos formances were riveting. The from an almost joke-like pat on Bon Jovi are new Band's performance (with Blue discovery the back for the old establish- Rodeo backing them up) sent to a reflective tribute to the ment, shivers down the spines of those
music industry has been a long in attendance and the viewing rock n' roll kids the block time in the No do on making. longer audience. But, by far, k.d. Lang's like people lan Tyson and Anne emotional rendition of "Crying" the Todd Bird was highlight of a wealth of By On the first listen, one can hear that Skid Row is
The choice of Andre talented artists. flash in the but is in it for Gag- not just a pan, the dura-
non M.C. for the tion. as eve- the rock 'n Allow me to introduce to you new And the winners. You will soon be this band's name used not have been Although mem- hearing ning may roll punks on the block: Skid Row. This five some awards were controversial, in the same sentence with the likes of AC/DC and brilliant.... ber band has just recently released their self-titled (like International Album of the GN'R, as they display a sound to remain at the debut album, featuring the hits, "Youth Gone top
Year - Soundtrack, of the rock pile. Murray have the icicle-like Dirty Dancing Wild", and"I Remember You".
and Entertainer - the album touch of the Year Jovi the The exceptional cuts on upon a statues sewn up months before Skid Row, a Bon discovery, possesses the broadcast. Glass Tiger), by and large those their but I wide range of "18 and Life", for example, Now we have at raw talent to make it on own, am sure topics.
who received the accolades describes an named least a little excitement in Bon Jovi can offer will be ac- eighteen year-old boy Ricky, trying any help gratefully deserved them. who In like the act on Bon a wild, life-style ends to guess who'll win. While both categories cepted. They are currently opening living purposeless up Group of the Year and Most another child: and life, it/ Tyson and Murray have been a Jovi's North American tour, and also share the killing "Eighteen you got
Promising Male Vocalist the Don Eighteen and life, know/ Your crime is time large part of the acceptance of same manager, McGhee. you
so that and and life Canadian music world-wide, it is competition was tight any Four of Skid Row's members are New Jersey it's/ Eighteen to go".
one of the nominees could have Sebastian Bach, is Other standouts include "Makin' A Mess", "Big wonderful to see other performers based, but the band's lead singer, won. Ontario. The other "Sweet Little Sister", "Youth Gone Wild", honoured for their contributions a product of Peterborough, Guns",
well. The star-studded list of members—Dave "The Snake" Sabo on guitar, and especially "Midnight/Tornado". as pre-
and main writer of ten of the It like Bon Jovi knows a band when The choice of Andre Philip senters also hinted at how far the Rachel Bolan (bassist seems great
eleven tracks the Ron Affuso, another they hear one, (Cinderella being another one of Bon Gagnon as M.C. for the evening Juno Awards have come. When on album),
and Scotti the skinsman —had al- Jovi's proteges), and one is inclined to that may not have been brilliant (as members of INXS and Def Lep- guitarist, Hill, agree Bach. Skid Row is 'gone wild'. viewers could as unit before auditioning a group many simply not pard take time to hand out awards ready jelled a
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21 Thursday, March 16, 1989
Mind at the end of its tether
Jonathan Stover
A lot of the time you're just sitting there in a bar. sit with back the Well, it's really a dive, where you your to wall, You're the and "A Beer and a Brawl" appears on the menu. watching
Ultimate Battle Between Good and Evil, drinking a warm draft beer i
and dreaming of two weeks in Jamaica between swigs of stale,
watered-down ale and the thunderous sound of punches landing and
of the bar. punches missing as Good and Evil have it out on top the bars that It's quite different. Not quite as different as, say, in Labatt's Blue advertisements, which look like the keep showing up Platonic Ideal Form of the normal bar, and with better lighting and
sound to boot. Pretty different, though.
loose Musical antidote to My unfortunate plunge into the pits of Hell had jarred me I from the Space-Time continuum, and so while was no longer wasn't home either. in a pool of boiling mucus, I drivel of drowning giant gray pop The bar I'd suddenly appeared in was called The Scrofulous Dog. normal dive was that, when I The only difference between it and a
blinked into existence and fell heavily into a rickety chair in suddenly By Dave Lackie record deal with Phonogram to bring the government down". Tiamat and which almost but not quite shattered under my weight, the U.K. The 1986 debut album, Another excellent cut on the al- Zoroaster, well-known Middle-Eastern metaphysical representatives bum is the title In the past month and a half, All You Need 15..., contained the track, "Strange Go Fish end of evil and good, respectively, were playing the game to the record buyer has been bom- single "Candybar Express" which Kind of Love". This soulful song in order determine the future course of existence all Go Fish games to barded with a deluge of new was banned by the BBC due to slides along, combining warm vo- for the universe. cals with that twist and releases. Everyone from New Or- lyrical content, but became a Top lyrics turn
der to Elvis Costello to Bruce 5 hit on the Billboard dance chart. unexpectedly.
It all cosmic, but all I wanted was a decent beer Cockburn has released new Strange Kind of Love marks All in all, Love and Money was very really
it difficult artistic for the exhibit a and confidence and to material, making very on leap band since maturity a place sleep.
worth that is to the "You're Tiamat sort of looked like a female ver- to know what is really your their All You Need 15... days. a refreshing change cheating!" (who
current standard. With the sion of Jabba the Hutt in matte-black shaker-knit bellowed record-buying dollar. Often some Love and Money create a sound pop a sweater)
amount of talent and excellent of the best albums get lost in the that combines jazz, modern blues, hoarsely.
Zoroaster effeminate Don Knotts in a crowd. Love and new funk and rock. The caliber of song writing, it's only a "Am not!" (imagine an Money's songs sparkle the Kind matter of time until Love and flowing white robe) cried out, slapping his cards down on table, album, Strange of Love, with originality, highlighting stands far above the crowd; a Grant's excellent Money make it big. Highly where were swallowed by a large puddle of spilled pilsener. songwriting, a they refreshing change to the "Are too!!!" found The with "Am not!!!!" monotonous gray drivel on songs sparkle originality, highlighting
charts. of "Are are too!!!" the current pop Strange Grant's excellent songwriting, a complex layering too,
all the crit- "Am am not, am not!!!" Kind of Love deserves sounds and ideas.... not, I blinked back of existence before I had to ical acclaim that British critics Thankfully, out again
of sounds and recommended. more this The not be but they have given it complex layering see any of sorry crap. gods may crazy, As James Grant After the demise of Friends ideas. says,"The sure could use some psychiatric counselling.
The first North American only plans I have are to Well, shorten an I finally made Again, one of the best of the keep to already over-long story, my
Man", is an writing more and with the of the little-known extra-universal service of Glasgow bands on the Postcard single, "Hallelujah songs making way home, help
and R & B more records. I don't about Via Rail. label, guitarist James Grant de- infectious funk piece worry
"I the a millionaire. This al- knew it wasn't the Via Rail of our world, because the train came cided to form Love and Money. where Grant writes, am becoming I
bum is not the be-all and end-all didn't into other trains on the I With him came keyboard player, Hallelujah man/ yes my friends/ in on schedule and we run any way.
ofv Paul McGeehan and (now I've been born again/ I'm the Love and Money. There are arrived safely in St. Agatha - which, as it turns out, is the Navel of
departed) drummer Stuart Kerr black sheep who, while the many more good records to the World, much to both Easter Island's and Toronto's chagrin ~ and come." and an immediate offer of a shepherd sleep, will do anything trudged wearily home. Nitzer Ebb line There I found out that because I'd missed pre-registration, Laurier drained bank sent room- neglect melody had repossessed my house, my account, my maintains in Chile a mates to the concentration camps which WLU as
You know how those 'Belief' great tax write-off, and gotten the dog pregnant. & with — at least have sent me a 'Get Well' new bureaucracies are could originality they card after the mess they left me with, but, of course, no go. sucking practices of American but does not warrant and Mail way, On the bright side, as the front headline of the Globe
an repeated listening, by die- alive and well and a Mr. evangelists—hardly original except told me, Elvis had been found running topic, but then, this band hardly hard fans of Skinny Puppy or Donut franchise in Upper Mongolia. Some guys have all the luck. sounds original. Einsturzende Neubauten. And if
you liked these bands, you'd be The basic problem with Nitzer BELIEF better off buying their albums Ebb is that have they generally rather than a second-rate imita- NITZER EBB 198-8 the line. While neglected melody tion. list vocalists and they only per-
Most of the time its seems
V\ ' ; • that the lead singer and John Casablancas, President of Elite Agencies* Offers his the music at are cross pur- World Famous Training Method To Bring Out The Best In By Sarah Welstead You Whatever Career You Choose! poses....
P f* 1 Mod 11* You've heard this band cussionists in their lineup, it is
clear that are in before—at least you'll think you they possession should I have. Even the album cover of a synthesizer—and they Wed. March 72nd
looks familiar, rather like the use it. Most of the time it seems
lead cover of New Order's Substance. that singer Douglas I NOMEANSNO I McCarthy and the music are at
Nitzer Ebb is a British band cross purposes. now working out of London, and
their newest album, Belief, is The music is marginally dan- filled with socially conscious but Wed. March 27 of ceable, in an "alternative" sort unfortunately monotonous songs, which sound alternately like Razorbacks Skinny Puppy or New Order Learn French where it started, played at half speed. in Normandy.
for Homestay + Intensive course The band have tried to make I English speaking people (only). EVERY FRIDAY 3-7 p.m I some sort of statement The LISETTIE'BOISUERT-SINE / song . ) for Canadian /m " 1f " 1 112 Special rates I BLACK CAT BONE I AND DOUG ' 4 ",V "T.W.A." is about the hi-jacking LAUGHLEN Nationals (full Fall session). of a T.W.A. airliner in Lebanon I UVE BLUES JAM French American Study Center and their obvious disapproval, BP. 176- 14104LISIEUX Cedex and "Blood Money" is atxmt the Ph. : 31.31.22.01. 607 KING ST. KITCHENER power of religion and the blood- W., WLUSU
that promote events the BSA books and announce OMB (Executive), the Feds at UW and "important" MARKETING positions closing March services that the Affairs of- have of University Department people like mayors. It helps to tons energy 17,1989 fers. For instance, we handle such as assignments and ideas as this position has been expanded for Frosh Week Frosh Week theme (remember your 1989-90, so the new PR Manager is sure gonna and Sexual Assault Graphic Artist: logo), Awareness Week, Winter need it! Carnival, Blood Donor clinics, Open Forums, guest It sounds like a lot of work, and it is, but there
lecturers and acts in the Turret and Wilfs. It is the are benefits - $200, assistant boss likes scribble and doodle you get an to Being a person who to of the Promotions to responsibility Manager guar- around, and a time! I great job experience super while talking on the phone, decided to put my antee that the students of Laurier find out about -- Heather Francis (cough, cough) talent to use and apply for the these events. So, first, I hire about six Graphic Art- Graphic Artist's position. ists (who show me impressive portfolio's during The interview was I was asked questions easy: Public Relations Assistant: their interviews). Second, I become a liaison be- regarding previous experience, time commitment tween the artists and the representatives from the and potential problems (God know we've had our different WLUSU events departments. Delegating Where do I start? Well, first of all, one of the re- share!) When all was said and done, I showed them to the artists in to promote, turn, produces all those quirement of being the Public Relations Assistant is had well 4ft a few drawings I as as my x 21/2ft banners, flyers, table tents, etc. all admire so you that you are willing to work whenever. By this I poster of Bill the Cat (my pride and joy). much. Then, I have a Distribution Co-ordinator mean that you don't mind getting phone calls at from but does The job goes May 1 to April 30, who organizes volunteers to the put up promotion I:3oam from restaurant owners who want to know not to do much over the require you summer...you around the school. There is work to be done during how will many pizzas you need. As well, you need in the mail to draw might get a package asking you the summer (the from to position goes May May) a touch of creativity for those great brainstorming FROSH like up a poster for week, or something such as with the Vice-President: meeting Marketing sessions over how to publicize different events. It that. to work out and around budgets and to devise the also helps if you like the PR Manager as you will During first term, I worked on the 'What's Hap- highly sophisticated promotional strategies that you probably be spending a lot of time conversing with pening around here this Week' poster. You don't possibly have been oblivious to all may, year! But him/her. remember them? That's we're not them why doing not. This certain hopefully position requires a Your creative flair also in may come handy this term—they weren't being read. Anyway for 5 amount of to be exercised as I not diplomacy only when trying to put together bizarre costumes. This or 6 hours a week, I wrote all the stuff that was up have weekly meetings with the the VP:Marketing, is not a requirement of the job, yet the results can these tried to supposed to go on posters, get pic- artists and the Programming Director, but I'm also be hilariously rewarding. tures or graphics to complement the copy, hack frequently assuring numerous "committee" people Overall, the basic duty is to make sure that the and their away at the computer typesetting the copy that promotion will (of course!) get done; as- promotional material you have ordered is finished
the whole mess sheet AND the artists if still their layout on my layout try king they plan on completing before the You also event. may be responsible to to make the poster readably and visually appealing assignments; associating with the Print Shop people post the publicity if no one is available in Graphics
as Also I had the odd extra assignment (who print our glossy and flyers); affirming possible. posters to do this. It's no wonder they're so busy because such other as flyers, banners, posters, or graphics. to whoever that I am complying with University we so enjoy giving them orders for promotion. This the term, my assignment changed to and SUB poster policies; and assisting the Cord Throughout the year I have also learned the fine art WLUSU Cord ad (pg.4). It's basically the same as people with the WLUSU ad (you know, page of writing a press release, which is really just taking
the I don't have to it; I a Artist, last has allowed me weekly poster, only typeset 4).Being Graphic year, about 500 works of information and compressing it all the chase down draw the take layout information, or to some assignment on myself (sometimes by into about 50 words. send the release Then, you to added and hand in sheet to the Cord of- choice-sometimes and has it graphics a not!) made easy to re- various media contacts.
fice. After a few I check back to make sure late and motivate the artists. days, to Being Promotions The about much time job requires as as you can the ad is correct and looks readable, etc. The whole is much time Manager more consuming than I had in. I recommend this for who put position anyone takes about 3 hours, but I'm also to least 12-15 hours thing required anticipated (at a week!) and I wishes the PR The isn't to enter zone. money that do the odd flyer, banner, graphic or poster. often find late at and myself sticking flyers up night bad either — $150. office hours Also, the artists have regular (lhr. a to "WHY?" — it isn't wondering myself certainly - Christine Banush which lasts 1/2 week) and a weekly meeting about a for the monetary rewards ($l5O honorarium). This
hour shows on time). is: when I co-ordinate (provided everyone up job frustrating try to every- The about this is that the hours great thing job thing to keep everyone happy (which just doesn't that are flexible, and now we are finally getting happen a lot); challenging when I can initiate new,
more organized, it's actually fun. The other artists more creative and effective promotional ideas; and
with ideas — then do great work and help you out rewarding and satisfying when events are success- work them and your own great gives ideas, so on. ful. If last the you manage to year, you get paid an Editor's note: The position of Promotions Man-
honorarium of $150, which isn't much for ef- has into 2 your ager been split Account Executive posi- but the added item the makes it forts, on resume tions. Each will receive an honoraria of $200. One the fun have worthwhile (not to mention we trying Account Executive will be in charge of all Student with A for market- to come up new ideas). great job Activities promotion, the other will coordinate all ing or advertising-directed people. other promotion (for elections, services, etc.). Drawing banners and printing up signs are not There will be 8 Graphic Artists reporting to the 2 the only types of projects of a graphic artist We de- Account Executives. The position of Distribution sign and promote special events like Winter Co-ordinator has been eliminated. of bands. Carnival, and upcoming appearances -Carol Walter While there are these special projects, we have
weekly jobs. On that I am responsible for is filling
the 'slots' for the Turret and Movie Night signs. Public Relations Manager The amount of time devoted to each project
the depends on how you plan to promote activity
sponsored by WLUSU. Every week we have office The PR Manager is supposed to improve students' hours, when we can complete the projects for the WLUSU's image with the students and
of 4 hours to Because of this, week. It can require a minimum image with the larger community.
several days for a large project. the PR Manager's duties are pretty diverse - every- and WLUSU At the end of the year, we receive an thing from organizing Open Forums
honorarium of about $150 which isn't a great information booths in the Concourse to hosting
of the creative conferences for fund raisers and wine-and- amount money, however, challenge press of each project makes it worth the while. cheese parties for "Community Leaders". The PR
- -- Juliet Grau, Joanne Mackie, Yvonne Koo and Manager is responsible for little things press Christine Summers releases and ordering "give-aways" (like WLUSU
buttons) and big things - like organizing Laurier's
role in community events such as Canada Day, the Promotions Manager: Skating Party and the Terry Fox Run. A big project for next year's PR Manager might be organizing
The Laurier's First Annual Ball. Promotions Department exists for the pur- Charity
A PR has to be a people pose of promoting all the various departments that good Manager great
with - make what know and love WLUSU. since you're always dealing people up we as We person, WLUSU Directors, the WLUSU advertise for political office and the press, the aopenings.. s elections,l «- ! Jt 4* £• B- WANTSYOU
DEPARTMENT the dinner, but start planning in September. OF STUDENT AC- Summer Social Committee you
Time commitment varies - maybe averaging a TIVITIES positions closing March 17, in the week before couple of hours per week, more 1989 There are 4 members of this committee. The work It's lot of fun - the dinner. a you get to meet people involves basically planning a lot of fun summer in WLUSU, attend WLUSU parties and get paid events-Turret theme pubs, golf tournaments, the for time and efforts! Icebreakers and Head Icebreakers $75 your summer formal did a boat (last summer we cruise!), - Heather Francis
quad parties, trips to Toronto to see the Jays, and to
Do want to involved in a week full of you get fun, wrap everything up, a slide show at the end of the Winter Carnival Committee: and enthusiastic Frosh? Are to sun you willing give summer. Obviously, you have to be in Waterloo for
150% of time and to do the work your energy the summer, but you don't have to be a co-op stu-
to make this week success? To learn dent. Winter Carnival Committee is a You of from WLUSU - The necessary get tons help pro- responsible how to involved in 1989's Orientation Carnival held get Week, gramming assistance, free marketing, and of course, for organizing the Winter every Janu- read .MONEY! This includes Laurier Powder 0n... (to run events that is, each member of the ary. week the Games,
An Icebreaker is the first contact with Laurier committee gets paid $30 for their efforts). This is Puff Football, a Hockey Tournament and various
that students have. This therefore the for if like fun times! of entertainment. new person must job you you to organize types nightly be enthusiastic and with responsible, a good atti- - Heather Francis The committee is made up of three members
tude about university life, specifically Laurier life. and a co-ordinator. The duties are delegated when This person is responsible for involving the Frosh meetings begin in early November. Some of the Orientation Committee: in the week's and with the and committee with events help set up duties of the are to come up an ex- clean of activities. Icebreakers here for up must be citing theme and organize events and games the The Orientation Committee is responsible for from Friday, September Ist through September Laurier teams and all students to participate in
of Orientation Week — 10th. the planning and running throughout the week. This year we planned a movie no small feat! The committee consists of a Co- If you are a person who can be enthusiastic un- night, Talent Night, the Shorts and Shades pub with ordinator and five other members. Also included der and ail conditions and have well any an over the Paul James Band as as the games and we director of of are the VP:SA and the Programming abundance love for university life and Frosh, oversaw the football and hockey tournaments. The WLUSU. then is for icebreaking you! members meet about once or twice a week until The committee is hired in the spring and begin Along with the general duties of the Icebreakers, January; and then we see much (too much!!) more work and almost immedi- organizing brainstorming from the Head Icebreakers act as a liaison between the of each other. Time spent ranges 2-10 hours a ately. The first priority is to run Head Icebreaker Orientation Committee and the 22 Icebreakers un- week, depending on how duties are delegated. The and Icebreaker interviews. These are time consum- der their supervision. They are here from August 31 ing and run over two separate weekends. After all position of committee member is interesting, with
and track the results have been posted, the endless meetings opportunity to increase organization and communi- on for organizational purposes must keep start between Head Icebreakers and the Committee, cation skills. of all events and the Icebreakers' work schedule.
and Head Icebreakers and the Icebreakers. I hope have a bit of and are They still interact with the Frosh but on a more you energy very Committee If have Over the the meets twice enthusiastic, because you have to arouse interest in organizational and responsible bisis. you summer, for the student to facilitate brainstorming both a theme body, as well as make sure everything the enthusiasm of an Icebreaker, but are looking for monthly which Head the and a list of appropriate events. The duties goes smoothly throughout the week. If more of a challenge, then Icebreakergis you get it with this of are through all, even 100 bucks! So — position for you! come type organizational wizardry you get apply
divided the members of the committee. have fun — and luck! There will be a brief, but mandatory Icebreaker among good
March 27th 5:30 IEI. Each has a responsibility to fill. - Baker meeting on Monday, at in person Angela
interviews this Orientation Week? don't on Candidates will be signing up for at Throughout plan meeting. sleeping too much. With events running from
- Keith Donaldson Breakfast to Midnight, and meetings following the
of each need be fit and last event night, you to
prepared for a lot of work. Board of Student Activities: The committee needs enthusiastic and energetic
people to make Orientation Week and all of its
events If fit the bill for the Com- Do you want to play an active role in develop- exceptional. you
mittee or an Icebreaker or Head Icebreaker, come ing and organizing the social events on campus? Do and The fun makes for all of the hard you want to work with other students in bringing up apply. up
musicians, and events to Laurier? speakers special into this week. work that goes Then for with the Board apply a rewarding position Rrp.nHa pwig - T of Student Activities (BSA).
The BSA is a ten member Board of students Committee: from all for Oktoberfest years, responsible bringing to the Laurier campus all the events which you attend and about The Oktoberfest Committee is made of hear throughout the year. Each member holds up two who honoraried $100 for the and persons are usually hired in April. The an position paying year honoraria level for the $75 works under the guidance erf the VP:Student Affairs committee is each. The committee to and the Programming Director. has be available in the sum-
mer to come to WLUSU at least twice month. You will attend two planning retreats—- a up a The committee deals with at the end of this and companies for food and major one year one next
Oktoberfest souvenirs as well as other universities school year — to map out upcoming events. The for A volunteer BSA is divided into several committees — movies, inter-university night large group
has to be recruited and sell food Wilfs Cafe and Just Joking, TGEF, theme pubs, organized to and souvenirs and run the of chance. The three lectures and — and each member game game shows, etc. in the Turret good organizational sits on two or three of these committees. The mem- nights require skills, as the committee works with bar staff. It's bers respond to student demands and decide within a
for someone who is interested in their committees as to what and when the events great job getting involved in WLUSU and has done will be. some organiza-
tion for events before. The time commitment is The position requires dedicated imaginative, very intense a few weeks before till a few weeks ambitious individuals who want to be a part of the after the but is well worth the traditional event, work. many events at Laurier and want to help
-- Murray Jose develop new ones as well. Members can expect to
spend between 3 and 7 hours each week fulfilling
their duties. Boar's Head Dinner Committee If BSA you fit the bill, be sure to apply. The
needs and the of next good people quality year's Two sit this people on committee, and are events will depend the quality of the for upon responsible planning Laurier's annual (famous!)
organizers! Boar's Head Dinner. You have to think about loca-
- John Trus tion, entertainment, serving the meal, promotion, decorations ticket and sales, and that's only the
start! The job is busiest in November, just before Health Plan Co-ordinator: DEPARTMENT OF THE EXECUTIVE Central Resource Archivist VICE-PRESIDENT positions closing Health Plan Co-ordinator is responsible for for librarian! The March 23,1989 The CRA is really just a fancy name administration of the Health Plan and for ans- for the library the This person is responsible organizing have students may regarding to get wering any questions and loaning out material (and bugging people Deputy at around 3 to 5 the plan. Returning Officer: it back!). Time commitment hovers includes the com- the The administration getting week. Bonuses of the job are reading hours per Business Office in student lists from the Sep- minutes of OMB (executive) plete The DRO is an official member who sits on the less-than-serious also lists in January and WLUSU Christmas Party tember and getting updated WLUSU election committee. What this really meetings, attending the and May. These lists contain the names of all the full- means is you get to stuff envelopes each term and and Volunteer Dinner (cheap booze!) getting to covered by the plan. It is extremely at sum of $200. It's a fun time students sit the polling booth for $5 an hour. paid the whopping way that the insurance receives The actual of the includes in WLUSU and find out what s going important company responsibility job get involved these lists as soon as possible. counting the ballots late into the night (for free on. Heather Francis Other include getting payment -- responsibilities pizza), watching out for any poster policy viola- from the Business Office for the insurance tions by the candidates during the campaign period, compa- making sure claim forms are readily available and sitting with the election committee to make de- DEPARTMENT OF UNIVERSITY AF ny; for students; and student awareness of the cisions concerning violations the candidates. building any by FAIRS positions closing March 23,1989 mail-outs and Also, if the This all like plan through posters. may seem a useless waste of time, but premiums increase by a considerable amount or there are some benefits. Working close with other BACCHUSDirector there are a lot of complaints about the current active members of WLUSU, and hanging around it is of the co-ordinator's the offices Health Plan, then part job harassing Linda, the WLUSU secretary, BACCHUS is for Boost Alcohol contact various to see what other closer the of Students' an acronym to companies brings you to goings on your Consciousness the Health of available. This isn't bad it Union. this is concerning University plans are quite as as Taking on position a very effective Students. BAACHUS drink- sounds since a lot of will be of the Laurier promotes responsible companies contacting way breaking typical apathy towards its ing through programs and events throughout the starting in January to set up appointments so our Students' Union. Another extremely tangible you BACCHUS offer. year. concerns itself with anti Drinking they can tell you what they You might even benefit you get is an invitation to the WLUSU and free meal at least a drink. Christmas Driving. get a or party, where you can get drunk at an in- The main responsibility of the BACCHUS The job is most time consuming in late Septem- credibly reduced price — a buck a beer! Director is information and services ber and October when the student lists be- The takes valuable school time providing to early job away some promote responsible drinking to members of the come available. This is also the time when students (ya, right), but the spending money soon comes in have the most about the Health Plan as handy, and being included in WLUSU makes questions your Student Body. The Director is also responsible for of them are unfamiliar with it. union many Generally dues seem worthwhile. BACCHUS the development of the program and will though, 5-10 hours a week give you enough - Mike Schkut promotion of its services on the university campus. time to deal with all the questions and problems The Director reports directly to the Vice Presi- that arise. The job pays a $200 honoraria. You will ChiefReturning Officer: dent of University Affairs. The Director attends all leam a lot and meet some great people. Don't com- Department of University Affairs (DUA) meetings. plain about the Students' Union — get involved. At these events and The of CRO entails and meetings upcoming programs job planning running - Kathy Lee are discussed as well as problems and ques- elections for the Students' Union including general any tions. meetings (bi-elections), the annual general meeting Campus Clubs Co-ordinator Other responsibilities include WLUSU: Univer- (election of executive positions as well as direc- sity Affairs, Staff, Campus Clubs, Student Body tors), and referendums. To facilitate awareness, the The Clubs Co-ordinator, generally and BACCHUS National. Events throughout the Campus CRO is for pesters around the univer- responsible liaison between WLUSU and the Directors have for speaking, acts as a past years that been responsible and the infamous mailout to all students an- sity WLUSU. The ideal Clubs Co- include Orientation Week, Alcohol Awareness clubs recognized by nouncing the election dates, times for voting open ordinator likes to organize and to meet people. Re- Week, Campus Alcohol Policies-Liability Issue, and where different faculties can vote. Week in the Concourse last Septem- Wine Appreciation Night, Winter Carnival- Beer member Clubs The CRO is the of the Election chairperson for that. The Co- Trivial Pursuit, Cord Advertising and Bar Tending ber? Well, he/she is responsible Council which is made of the DRO and the up holds with the clubs presi- for Floor Parties. ordinator also meetings chairperson of the Constitutional, and Operations them valuable ideas about how to im- The BACCHUS Director receives an honoraria dents, gives committee. This council is the Development body services for their members, them settle ofs2oo. prove helps which observes the to that no campaigns ensure with Administration and is a - Stuart Lewis problems the generally violations have been committed. creative solver. He/she is also active- very problem The CRO must know who can vote in which and ly involved in the formation of new clubs helps Campus Club Business Manager: is the mini- formalities. elections and what quorum (meaning, them through all the
to vote in order for that the clubs are mum number of people required The Co-ordinator ensures WLUSU This came about at position originally of the the election to be valid). aware of the relevant policies Corporation, Club of the stress on the Campus of the CRO to ensure to alleviate some their clubs within these It is also the responsibility and that they operate official the entails sufficient in- Co-ordinator. In its capacity, job Uni- that all nominees for elections have policies. He/she reports to the Vice President: details of WLUSU If handling the financial as they formation to facilitate an educated campaign. versity Affairs and attends regular meetings of the
there is a of the Elec- to clubs. The Business Manager is of "inside" violations do occur, meeting relate Department where he/she also gets a lot Council and the CRO is for enforc- for to the clubs and is The Co- tion responsible responsible allocating funding information which often very exciting.
methods such as warn- clubs for their In other ing the election policies by reimbursing expenses. ordinator ensures that clubs' budgets are complete I write the checks to the clubs, do ings and fines. words, and submitted at the appropriate time. In all finan- the CRO is responsible for the basic and banking. On election day, bookkeeping cial issues he/she works closely with the Campus and for counting the bal- addition, the Business acts as an as- booths running efficiently In Manager Clubs Business Manager. and the results. the Co-ordinator when I deal lots that evening publishing sistant to necessary. Another responsibility is being part of the remain unbiased and get to and clubs have regarding with The CRO must with questions problems WLUSU Trips Committee, which is involved
candidates and their views — the CRO is WLUSU policies and procedures, help clubs file Jamaica, Quebec know all organizing get-aways to Mexico, of advice fund for the and advertising their own and them on also responsible running budgets, give and other destinations. and Forums. activities. I also give and in- All Candidates meetings Open raising encouragement Overall, the job requires organizational skills, interested in is for an formation to students who are starting The job fairly easy organized person. commitment and loving to work with people, since Feb- in and a club on The busy periods are October, January new campus. will lot of them the you meet a during upcoming 3-10 hours of Office hours are from per — honoraria $200. anywhere ruary year. of ie. — Lisa Kiefhaber week, depending on the time year September The time commitment is about 2 hours a week, for In the and January are typically busiest funding. You more during September and March/April. get calculate an k summer, the Business Manager must paid $200 a year. I overall for funds from WLUSU. The posi- budget hesitate if think this is for So don't you job you. I tion receives an honoraria of $150. File your application today!
I - Christine Summers - Klaus Kostenbauer , _ Director ofLegal Resource Centre: Director ofOperation Outreach: Safety and Equality Commissioner:
Director of As the Director The Legal Resource Centre is of Operation Outreach - and Are pissed off about sexism on campus for the smooth of Laurier's Student Volunteer - you responsible operations a free legal Program you would The abled are be elsewhere? way differently people information dispensary program for the students of responsible for matching interested volunteers minorities in universities? Compulsory Wilfrid Laurier University. with community organizations. Operation Outreach heterosexuality, absence of interest in AIDS and is run by the University Affairs Department of More the Director must advertise specifically, other sexually transmitted diseases? Student apathy WLUSU and will be its fourth and volunteer staff made of entering year start- for, train supervise a up The list when it comes to personal safety? goes on. ing in September. students. Since most of the problems are landlord Com- The position of Safety and Equality The recruitment of volunteers is especially im- related, the Director must maintain communication feminist shit- missioner is perfect for a socialist portant because we want more and more people to between the community and the students. The disturber (and others who hate labels), although any find out about Outreach and all it has maintain Operation to Director must also communications be- is to person encouraged offer. New and creative for moderately enlightened ways making students tween the university and the of Waterloo Region submit an application. aware of this great service are essential. Community Legal Services. is not with Unfortunately, my job description Operation Outreach is an to is interested attempt get willing For anyone who in the law or even this. I lost it at me while I'm writing conveniently and able students involved in the community and thinking of going on to law school, this position is there was rea- the beginning of the year (I'm sure a foster better relations with the community and our It is also for those who especially rewarding. good I the and Equality son for this). do know that Safety student body. Regardless of the faculty or program with and who want to in- enjoy working people get Commissioner is a combination of SAFE (Students students are involved in, there is something to volved with the school. and Aware of Friends Everywhere) Co-ordinator match their interests and needs. There are approxi- The will such skills as: position help improve the Women's Commissioner. An awareness of mately 75 organizations in the K-W area that have time communications and abilities to other- management, women's concerns is therefore necessary, expressed an interest in Laurier volunteers. They volunteers. supervise make of the what want. wise, you can position you really do appreciate students who can find one or The Director of Resource Centre Legal reports term when I was I really enjoyed my (even two hours a week in their busy schedules to help to the Vice-President: Affairs and has an for the University bitching) and I highly recommend applying out honoraria of $200 think of per year. job. Not only did I get to myself as an The Volunteer Fair is the biggest event, and the - Pamela Livingstone looks on a agent of social change, the position great most hectic, and usually takes place in the early Cord resume. Every now and then the quotes you Fall. During this week organizations come in and free bonuses and feel important — one of the set booth in the and you Market Research and Services Planning up a concourse answer any of the job. questions that students may have. You'll learn a lot Manager: The Safety and Equality Commissioner is about volunteering, you'll probably have to miss a for of issues like the few classes and be hair responsible creating awareness you'll pulling your out that the in- As Market Research and Services Planning one I mentioned above, and making sure when agencies cancel at the last minute, but other in the Stu- I and to assess terests of all students are represented Manager, design implement surveys than that it's great. for how WLUSU and WLU services are for dents' Union. You will be a spokesperson performing The position requires approximately 3-4 hours a
students and how these services can be improved. week and runs from May 1989-May 1990. The WLUSU the Health and Committee and a involve making a question- on Safety Surveys usually up honoraria is $200. Don't do it for the money though of other Boards. Students are to naire service. Then these number encouraged regarding a — the is fun because become in- specific position you get to use the and Commissioner when questionnaires are distributed to a certain percent- volved with WLUSU and lot of Safety Equality you get to meet a feel have been treated. of Laurier student body to determine how they they they poorly age new and interesting people. The with like this is that feel about that service. The are problem any position particular surveys - Susan Yake oneis required from time to time to work within the usually passed out randomly depending on who and do various bureaucratic tasks. This is uses the service. system it That's what I do. oneof them. Just grin and bear The results of these surveys are determined by University Affairs Co-ordinator Editor's The honoraria for this is tabulating the from each question of the note: position responses The University Affairs Co-ordinator is $200. questionnaire. responsible for assisting the Vice-President: Uni- - Anna Toth A written report summarizing the results of the versity Affairs by co-ordinating the various inter- well recommendations for the service survey as as ests within the department of University Affairs. is required. The results of the questionnaire are The Co-ordinator will help the Vice-President hire, taken into consideration by the department monitor and help each and every division of the de- responsible for the service. partment The department includes BACCHUS, the I have much and have enjoyed my position very Health Plan, Operation Outreach, Tutorial Services, learned a lot as well. Sometimes, you have to put in the Safety and Equality Commission, Campus a lot of hours, especially when trying to meet dead- Clubs and the Legal Resource Centre Director. hours. There lines. Otherwise, you can set your own Essentially, the Co-ordinator has all the duties of commitment week. is not specific time per business that a manager, including ensuring the de- I have had the opportunity to meet a lot of inter- partment operates within the budget as determined esting people and it is a great feeling to know you by the Board of Directors. are doing something for the students even though The Co-ordinator also sits on different com- they might not know it If you are an enthusiastic mittees and advisory councils, including the Inter- individual and interested in doing something for Residence Council (IRC) and the World University fellow students, I encourage you to apply next your Services Committee (WUSC). The honoraria for in year. Experience market research is not neces- this position is $350.
sary but it is a plus, and you do not have to be in -- Stuart Lewis
business either. Good Luck!
Editor's note: This position has been enlarged to the position of Researcher. The position-holder will conduct research in ways including, but not
limited to, surveys. For example, the position-
holder may conduct a study on the feasibility of ob-
taining a student discount rate for the K-W Transit
bus pass. The Researcher will report to the Vice-
President of University Affairs and receive an
honoraria of $350.
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27 Thursday, March 16,1989
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HAWKS QUAFF FROM QUEEN'S CUP
at Arena there; ments By Brian Owen Championships Varsity they enjoyed winning." were uttered by sensational son play, the Chief said: "Win-
in Toronto Thursday evening at "It was a team goalie Rob who be is good effort, Dopson, can ning contagious and everyone The Queen's Cup is ours!! 9:00 pm. The Aigles Bleus, as four lines credited with much of the Haw- has it. putting out a good ef- got Everyone has a great The 1989 OUAA title they are commonly referred to in Hawks heroics. hockey fort, that was the difference," said key post-season attitude." the had four belongs to the Laurier Hawkey Maritimes, players centreman Dan Rintche said much on the Gowing the same High scoring forward Greg Hawks. selected to the AUAA first team two wins over the weekend. On thing but in a more colourful Puhalski echoed the sentiments of all-star in the MacAdam Laurier's Golden Hawk hock- squad the "The upcoming game against manner. team right now is both players and had this to offer Division. Goaltender Joel Drolet team captured the hardware at Moncton, he like ey commented that: a runaway train and no one on the success of the team. the OUAA finals at Brock Uni- (2.40 G.A.A. in 20 games), "You have to know you're going has been able to stop us." "Every game has been a total over the defenseman Pat Black (8-25-33 versity past weekend, to win and have the right level of team effort and Dobber (Rob destroying the York Yeomen 3-0 pts, 44 pirns) and forwards confidence." Both the players and coach Dopson) has been the key. No in the Saturday evening finale. Claude Gosselin (19-29-48 pts, Gowing radiate confidence about one wants to let the team down. If 12 pirns), and Dany Gauvin (27- "Winning is more rewarding the CIAU championships tonight the title is Winning game was someone down, there is always 33-60 4 are the when have pts, pims) big you to really work for It is not unfounded after winning the pinnacle of a Hawkey Hawks' someone else there to pick him for the Eastern it. When the guns Champs. you're underdog you the Ontario title. With the crew season that has featured a gambit up, to get him through whatever it intense. play more We wanted to that Gowing has working for him, of highs and lows and a 6-0 play- Gowing commented on the may be." win. Just look at Western he has feel (this every reason to that off record. The Ontario title gives Moncton firepower saying that in the and what his is year playoffs) Asked about the string of vic- team going out to win and the team something concrete to his team's defensive game will they did...nothing." These senti- not look tories, six straight in the sea- just respectable. of into the Cana- have to their post be proud going come up big to stop dian Championships. high-scoring forwards. "Were're final in worried about The game was played not scoring goals. Here's the CIAU opposition of vocal front a very pro-Laurier That will take care of itself; we confines group of fans in the dark just want to continue what got us of the Thorold Arena. here and that is good defense. By Raoul Treadway Alberta Golden Bears
They will be a challenge., but so According to coach Wayne will we." Well, nobody really expected the Golden Last year, Calgary ousted the Golden Bears 2-1 the Gowing team played very Hawks to reach the CIAU national hockey and advanced to the Nationals. Alberta returned the hard the division rival against The road to the CIAU finals did In several favour this the playdowns, they? major publications, year, beating out highly touted Yeomen. "We were on a very has not been with for paved gold Laurier has been called the Dinosaurs The Bears the Cinderella team of the two games to one. won emotional high winning on Friday the Hawks. have had to They final of the series after playoffs. game 3-1, having lost 4-2 to Brock in their evening against overcome early and mid-season Cinderella in 2. team or not, the Hawks are in the Calgary game with all of the fans arena cheering setbacks to reach the finals. Under coach Clare Drake, the Golden Bears final four, and they are the Moncton Blue for them. That the playing gave us emo- Losses their on roadtrips to have offence that Eagles tonight at 9:00 in the second of two national an awesome averaged almost 7.5 tion for the win; the team just Montreal and Ottawa dampened this The attack is led sudden-death playoffs. In the first at goals per game season. by denied." game, 6:00, wasn't going to be the of the Hawks but spirits they 44 78 York plays host to the powerful Alberta Golden Stacey Wakabayashi (35 goals, assists, points did not succumb the defeats. to in 28 and Sid Goal scorers for the Hawks Bears. Here's a look at the three teams that Laurier games), Doug McCarthy (24-47-71), The Hawks pulled themselves up Howard could end Cranston the Manitoba Bisons were Peter Hellstrom, eventually up playing this weekend. (20-33-53). Against from the depths of despair and Mikowski and Brad Sparkes. in the first round of the CWUAA playoffs, Alberta a new attitude. That atti- of adopted Moncton Blue outscored the Bisons 16-8 in Gowing commented that all Eagles a two game sweep. tude was best epitomized with the his full effort in On the the Bears finished 21 and players gave a season, seven, loss to the dreadful RMC Red- This is Moncton has the to nose out for the overall title. championship game. ap- already experienced sweet just Calgary league and then the men triumph over taste of in the CIAU parent by the fact that two of the victory championships. The the nationally ranked UQTR Blue Eagles have won the national title twice in this York Yeomen Laurier goals came from players Patriotes. decade, in 1980-81 and and four who don't see their name on the 1981-82, placed
starters the AUAA all-star scoresheet much. Mikowski on team this season. York is the defending national champion. very Coach Gowing best ex- Laurier fans should know got his second goal of the season The unleashed their hockey just about plained his team's play this year Eagles scoring prowess in everything there is to know about the the win. against their two in the AUAA Yeomen, in saying that it was like playing opponents playoffs. since the Hawks have outshot Dalhousie though, played them four "We went They 148-93 over three The Hawks use of four lines two separate seasons. games, times in the last four weeks, defeating them on each outhouse to the outscoring the opposition 18-10 in the two to throughout the showing from the pent- games game occasion. week. one victory in the series. Against the defensive Gowing's confidence in all of his house all in one Beating minded St. Thomas was the turning point for Tommies, Moncton took the York is led troops. UQTR by Mark Applewhaite, a superb series The fellas a taste of win- two games straight, winning the finale a who The Hawkey Hawks now go us. got by goaltender seems to have recovered from a that carried convincing 8-4 margin. on to meet the powerful Moncton ning a game some re- groin injury suffered against Waterloo. Bill and took it from See also accompanying story by Brian Owen. Blue Eagles in the CIAU sponsibility they Continued on page 31 The Cord Weekly
March 28 Thursday, 16,1989 sports
Countdown to the NCAA Final Four
By Jeff Dragich East: The Beast of the East is Final Four. and the last time Dean Smith's Others to watch include Flor-
back, Stanford won ida State, who and for believers in history, was the runner-up in team did that, he the cracked the top 10 It's Christmas and New the the before Christmas. signs are good for John Pac-10, but the Cardinals lack championship in 1982. While that Virginia and
Year's all rolled into one for bas- lowa State Thompson's Hoyas of tournament experience. lowa and team featured two future super- can surprise as well. ketball fans. That in their N.C. State spring Georgetown. The last time the can't be counted out, stars in Michael Jordan and twinkle in their and Final either. steps, eyes Four was staged in Seattle, The Hawkeyes finished James Worthy, this edition of the contented look their faces fourth on can the Hoyas won the national in the Big Ten, but seniors Tar Heels are no less exciting. Midwest: The Fighting Illini of mean only one thing. March Marble and BJ. Illinois earned the championship behind a dominant Roy Armstrong Six players average double fig- top seed here.
Madness has begun. The NCAA shot-blocker are athletes. Jim warmed for the named Patrick outstanding Val- ures in scoring on the season. J.R. They up tourney tournament field of 64 teams has This vano's the A.C.C. Ewing. year Georgetown Wolfpack won Reid and Jeff Lebo are the key by soundly defeating the other announced. The road the been to features another regular-season and feature offensive two of the Ten's smothering title, guns. Big big three, Final Four has begun, and in what consider be defence, led by freshman sensa- many to the na- The most enigmatic team in Indiana and Michigan. Kendall three weeks tion's time, a new tion Alonzo Mourning. And best backcourt. Notre the tournament field has to be Gill is the sparkplug for the Illini. will be crowned in Dame and Kansas State the Gill champion many people feel defence is the are Michigan. No other team has fea- When was injured in Janu-
Seattle. to tournament best bets for of Lou Henson's key success. upsets. tured a comparable group ary, team dropped The number seed in each notch. one However, the Hoyas won't talent or as consistent a top 10 a of the four regions are have time Southeast: The Sooners of Okla- This is the dif- an easy reaching ranking this decade. The Wol- regional most in the Illinois homa lost last ficult call. The Georgetown East, Seattle. Duke, led by all- year's title game to verines have led the nation in to Syracuse in the Midwest, Oklahoma in the Kansas, and are to American Danny Ferry, plays its eager make an field goal percentage for each of Orangemen are a solid club who
Southeast and Arizona in the first encore Guard the last three Yet Bill can contend. Jim Boeheim's team two games in-state. Coach appearance. years. West. The selection of Illinois Mookie Blalock is Mike the sparkplug, Freider been to the would be a favorite if they could Chizewsky's (that's got to has never came as a mild to some and Stacey King inside make their free-throws. His surprise be pretty close to the right spell- provides round of eight. NBA scouts are teams the Illini observers as Fighting power. However, the are perennial 60% shooters from ing) Blue Devils were ranked opposition drooling over Big Ten player of to in is formidable. finished second Indiana the number one for the first two the stripe. The fea- the year Glen Rice, and point Orangemen
Big Ten. But let's take a closer at months of the and ture two potential first rounders season, are The Tar Heels of North Caro- guard Rumeal Robinson may be each regional. of a return to the the best in the land. in this year's draft, Sherman capable trip lina won the A.C.C. tournament, penetrator Douglas and Derrick Coleman.
Superfrosh Billy Owens cannot
be ignored.
Missouri beat Oklahoma for
the Big Eight tournament title. Make Louisville features Purvis Money Ellison, and Denny Crum's team had an extremely difficult schedule. Watch Georgia Tech and Florida.
And Pittsburgh has been a giant
killer all Hand Over Fist year.
West: The Wildcats of Arizona
enter the tournament ranked first
in the nation. Superstar Sean El- |" | j liot leads the way, and point J| | guard Steve Karr provides the (
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Bobby Knight has done an in- credible coaching job at Indiana.
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much left. Seton Hall had a good
to season, but lack the experience
make much noise. Watch out for
Jerry Tarkanian's UNLV Run- ning Rebels, and lower seeded
LSU and DePaul.
Jeffs Prognostications:
Final Four: Arizona, North
Carolina, Syracuse, Georgetown Champion: Georgetown Best Bets to Surprise: Louis-
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#1 UQTR falls to York Smith sinks Badgers Desbiens n'est pas tres bien
By Brad Lyon By Brad Lyon frame all but ended the Patriote tied it a minute later, but had their
season. Guy (have another second disallowed goal of the the had win It was to -- and did, in what Golden game they they In what be Girouard scored can only described doughnut) on a game. Hawk coach Wayne Cowing termed "great university hockey". as a major upset, the UQTR 60 foot slapper seven minutes York's victory advanced the Last the Laurier Golden Friday night Hawkey Hawks took on the Patriotes, ranked number one in into the second. Rolston scored Yeomen on to the OUAA final host Brock Badgers, their loud-mouthed fans and the dark and musty the nation, were ousted from fur- the Golden who his second of the game, seven against Hawks, confines of the Thorold Arena, but home the came victors with a 4-3 ther playoff hockey contention, as minutes later, while veteran defeated the host Brock Badgers victory in the OUAA sudden-death semi-finals. The win advanced the lost 5-4 to the rebuilt York in the second of the they Luciano Fagioli put the game game eve- Hawks into the Ontario final for the Queen's Cup, and also assured Yeomen last in the OUAA For the Yeomen, the Friday pretty well out of reach with four ning. victory the of a berth in the CIAU finals. squad Semi-finals hosted by Brock. minutes left in the period. was another chapter in a rather The Hawks the won game, essentially, in the first 25 minutes of UQTR made a valiant attempt surprising season. Having lost 14 match. this to advance the During span, Laurier played short-handed for ten UQTR's attempt at a comeback, but it was too players from last year's national to the CIAU final four for the minutes, including a five minute slashing major handed out to Peter little, too late. Jean Bergeron champs, the Yeomen were given second time in three was Choma at the end of the first period. During the ensuing Badger years scored with 1:30 remaining in the little chance by hockey pundits to in the second stymied by shaky goaltending in powerplay period, the Hawks were also forced to play second period, while Robert Page repeat. Well, they have proved the first Patriote two men down for 35 seconds. two periods. the least made it a one-goal margin at experts wrong, at to this Denis The penalty killing units played superbly, providing the difference keeper Desbiens allowed 13:19 of the third. UQTR almost point. between and two long shots, in victory defeat, as they allowed Brock very little skating floating one each of the first two room, and most importantly, no The stanzas, to goals. penalty killing tandems of Charges ofracism levied behind him, Dan Rintche and Tom Jackson, and Greg Puhalski and Brent Bywater get deflating an early offensive from the certainly earned recognition on this evening. onslaught Trois Rivieres visitors. With die penalty killers tiring themselves in repulsing the Badger much of the Referee fouls out onslaughts, scoring was left to the third line of Kevin The Patriotes grabbed an early Smith, Steve and Pete Smith Griggs Hellstrom. scored two very im- 2-0 lead in the first period. Martin By Andy Riga the first in the first as he on Brock portant goals, period capitalized a Ste. Marie the opened scoring a MONTREAL - Concordia basketball (CUP) University players say a defensive lapse, and buried a shot from the slot behind net- Badger mere 38 seconds into the game, white referee who repeatedly referred to black team members as minder Dennis Schrapp. deflecting a shot York point past "boy" during a March 7 match should be barred from officiating Mark goaltender Applewhaite. Stingers Smith's second goal turned the second period momentum back in games. Five and a half minutes later, favour of Laurier. Brock captain Bill Dowd had scored at 15:02 to But Bob Philip, director of Concordia's athletics department, said UQTR upped its lead by one as bring the Badgers within one at 3-2, and 13 seconds later, Smith he isn't filing a formal complaint to the Ontario Universities Athletics centre Alain Bisson converted a his second to the Hawks back in front two. That potted put by goal Association -- the in league which the - because white shot from the face-off circle to Stingers play would to be the winner, as Brock scored with 39 seconds left in prove players were also called "boy" Ontario-based official Orr. beat Applewhaite. by Jimmy the and the game goaltender out to produce the final 4-3 margin. "When I tried to talk the to ref, he wouldn't answer me and he The first period ended with Laurier in front 2-1 on goals by Smith Applewhaite was his playing kept calling me 'boy,'" said Dexter John, the Stingers' star rookie and first Bywater. Bywater's goal culminated a scramble in front of the game in three weeks after "He said 'Get from guard. away me, boy.'" 11:51. Brock net at Scott Stanlick replied with the lone Badger goal recovering from a After the John groin injury. game, followed Orr off the court but was restrained
at 16:28, Rob on a He looked rather in the first beating goaltender Dopson breakaway. shaky by teammates. Second period scoring included Smith's second, and a beautiful period, but soon began to show John said he didn't know who told athletics officials that white Puhalski, as he broke in alone, deked the form goal by Schrapp one way, and he displayed last season players were also called boy. "I didn't hear him call of the white then tucked the in the side. could do but in the Yeomen any puck gaping Schrapp nothing leading to the na- stand and players 'boy.'" there watch. tional title. Applewhaite played
superbly, as UQTR outshot York The Stingers have had problems with Orr and some other Ontario- The third period was basically kitty-bar-the-door hockey as the 40-33 overall. based referees in the John. "When past, according to we go over to Hawks played superb defensive hockey, allowing the only goal of the
- Ontario, referees and ~ sometimes even players call us 'boy,'" period with 39 seconds left. But after their early lead, the John said. "I think we should do about those something guys. They Coach with the Patriotes' fell Wayne Gowing was very pleased victory, espe- game apart. Des- shouldn't ref any more Concordia games." cially in light of the ice conditions. With the large crowd and ex- biens let in a 75 foot floater off cessive warmth in the Alan Cox said he didn't have direct arena, Gowing pointed out that the team ex- the stick of York forward Greg Stinger although any contact with he did overhear the referee John. Cox also said ecuted very well despite the "tough-sledding." Rolston at 9:28 of the first period Orr, threatening didn't Orr white Gowing also had some laudatory comments for his third line and on the powerplay. Less than a he hear about calling any players 'boy.' his minute the coach said he will hand-deliver for- penalty killers. He noted that Brock had the last change and could later, game was Stingers Doug Daigneault a
knotted at 2-2 as Curtis mal letter complaining about the official's behaviour to the Ontario therefore match lines. As a result, the two goals produced by the Coyne Smith/ Hellstrom trio refereeing association. Griggs/ were extremely significant. converted on a poor UQTR clear- This the farthest Slapshots: game was that the Brock Badgers have ing attempt in the Patriote slot "We with were disappointed some of the officiating and some of Brock ever proceeded in post-season university hockey....The fans The period ended in this same 2-2 the statements made at the end of the game," Daigneault said. He said need a few lessons in etiquette and behaviour....The proper game tie, the result of a disallowed goal he didn't the behaviour of the official the protest during game be- tournament seemed very well organized, with even a refreshment area for each team. UQTR saw the cause his players didn't tell him about the incidents until later. for the ink-stained wretches in attendance. potential go-ahead goal scratched According to Philip, the department looked into the allegations because of a man in the crease, and told white was by Stinger players that they were also called while York's goal was disallowed 'boy.' on a quick whistle.
The second period continued "We found that the ref WHEN IRISH EYES was calling white players 'boy' as well," in the fashion he said. "If chippy, scrappy we thought (racism) was the case, we would make sure that was prevalent in the first, but that the ref had action taken against him." the Yeomen blew the "I think the game open. referee should have some respect for university-level ARE SMILING... Three unanswered in this athletes goals if he expects to get respect back," Philip said.
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30 Thursday, March 16,1989 To think perchance to dream...
the Fabulous Forum I dreamed that: cold - while By Jeff Dragich night, - I stopped Mario Lemieux I corrected a flaw in Wade watch-
a Lakers' on a penalty shot, Boggs's swing, ing game,
- - I hit the free - the "human - I I saw Waterloo beat Editor's Note: This article emu- game winning I was nicknamed was purchased by the Los Western in throw the NCAA Final for 54-1 in OUAA lates an article done The Sport- at Four, highlight film", Angeles Kings $15 million, football,
a Mike to a decision, - won a skin at the Skins Games -1 was named MVP of the ing News few years ago. -1 took Tyson I signed a three-year contract -1 all-star
-- - I - I all-star was standing on the podium with a signing bonus and incen- hosted the "Hebsies" on game any game,
What a great sleep I had last listening to "O Canada" as the tive clauses for being MVP and Global -1 benched George Bell for refus-
like Let - kicked night. I was out a light. Canadian flag was being raised at for playing in the all-star game, I Harold Ballard out of ing to DH,
had wild - I coached the me tell you, though, I a the Olympics, -1 performed the Ickey shuffle in hockey and George Steinbrenner Maple Leafs to
writers - the Norris dream. Yes, even sports the Golden Hawks basketball the endzone on national televi- out of baseball, and watched as Division the can have their fantasies. Last team shut out Waterloo 69-0, sion, respective teams went on championship,
In- - defeated -1 won the pole position at the prolonged winning streaks in I Michael Jordan
dianapolis 500, gratitude, soundly in the Slam Dunk con-
- Sam - gets nasty!! I was wearing the green jacket I made a three-pointer at the test, of the Master's champion, buzzer from half court, - my name was enshrined at
-* - I invited to I hit hole-in-one at Pebble NY, 1. How many golf clubs are in a complete set? was spring training a Cooperstown,
Beach, - the Elizabeth consented 2. What is the native North American Indian sport that uses a wood as a non-roster, lovely
- javeling in an ice track? -1 appeared in a Miller Lite com- I took the pictures for the to be my manageress,
3. Name the five stalkers from the Running Man? mercial, Sports Illustrated swimsuit is- - the L.A Times sports editor liked this 4. What is done before -1 won the Heisman column so much that he to prepare hockey pucks a game? Trophy, sue,
- - offered 5. Where was Thunderdome? I played a basketball game on I took Orel Hershiser me the front-page column well 6. What does I.R.O.C. stand for? the parquet floor at he Boston downtown, as as the right to cover the
7. What is the modified American version of five pin bowling called? Garden, -1 played a match of tennis on the major events: World Series, Su-
- Johnson tested for Bowl, 8. Which shotgun sport has clay pigeons flying in front of you from Ben negative green grass of Wimbledon, per Stanley Cup, NBA
both sides? steroids, - I accepted a full-ride scholar- Finals, Kentucky Derby, All-Star block for What rock is former - laid four to World Grand J9. singer a wrestling manager? I a perfect on ship years play Games, Cup, Slams it have than of the colour hole of 110. Is possible to more one queen same on Cornelius Bennett to open a quarterback at UCLA, golf and tennis, Final Four and
time? - [the board in chess at the same for the game winning touchdown, I sat next to Jack Nicholson in Indy. [Stumper [What does a trap shooter say when he is ready for a clay pigeon to Steroids taint U of T track team icome out?
Answers "It isn't worth talking about," said U of T head TORONTO (CUP) — A University of Toronto Pull track coach "It scandalous that coach Charlie Francis Andy Higgins. was Stumper accused by of suggesting an the is allowed to make state- athlete take steroids has dismissed the man (Francis) opinion Yes 10. allegation as ments," said "He's confessed liar for a "nonsense." Higgins. a Lauper Cyndi 9. chunk of his life. (It's sad that) a man with the Francis, the Dubin into the good shooting Skeet 8. testifying at inquiry character of Charlie Francis is allowed to of in said that U of and malign bowling pin Duck 7. use drugs amateur sports, T him (Tenke)." national jumps coach Zoltan Tenke suggested long Champions of Race International 6. "Who cares what the hell this man's opinion is? Smith take steroids to Bartertown 5. jumper Tracy recuperate He's standing up and taking a shot at a program are from a 1987 injury. frozen They 4. that has for stood against what he's been Tenke, in for an international years up Dynamo, SubZero, Buzzsaw, 3. Hungary competi- Freedom Captain Fireball, which hasn't been ethical or moral." tion, could not be reached for But he had doing, exactly running snake Snow 2. comment. Francis is Ben Johnson's trainer and earlier the sprinter 17 1. responded to charges, saying, "Never, made the accusation March 2. never has one of my athletes touched anything." ~Zj CAMUILMSS Unlimited train travel in Canada for the unlimited imagination.
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CIAU Men's Basketball Special to the Cord day morning, but entrants must arrive before 9:00. At Halifax Changing and shower facilities will be provided for
April 2nd is the date, and Wilfrid Laurier Uni- all runners. Medals and merchandise prizes from
versity will be the place. The event will be the 11th the several sponsors of this event will be awarded Results: Annual WLU 10km Run through the hopefully to the top three finishers in each category. Preliminary Round thawed streets of the city of Waterloo. Entrance fees for the Championship Semis run are $4.00 per competi- The race will start and finish at WLU, and the if received mail before March 23. If de- tor by you March 10 March 11 racers will travel some of Waterloo's main the of the along cide to register on day race, the cost will Erb Street, Fischer- Brandon 85, Concordia 73 thoroughfares including be $6.00 per person. Hallman Road, and Columbia Street before break- Toronto 89, Western 78 Victoria 86, 67 For further information contact Dr. Bill McTeer Regina ing the finishing line on Hazel Street in the Athletic Department at Laurier, 884-1970, Regina 86, UPEI78 Brandon 85, Toronto 73 Start time for the competition is 9:30 am Sun- extension 2179. Victoria 83, Acadia 63
Consolation Final CIAU Hockey Consolation Semi-Finals March 12 Ben's bust a bust March 11 UPEI 107, Concordia 82 1. Alberta
Concordia 84, Western 75 Championship Final 2. Moncton
TORONTO (CUP) -- Anyone Eastman. "In all likelihood, a de- Brandon Victoria 73 UPEI 88, Acadia 65 74, 3. LAURIER made until June." want to buy a statue of a fallen cision won't be 4. Calgary hero? Prospective buyers have made of- A University of Toronto fers. CIAU Women's Basketball 5. York graphics and design department Results: 6. St. Thomas and artist sculpted a six-foot plaster statue Designer Bubby
Round Semis of a U of T is Preliminary Championship 7. UQTR Ben Johnson last summer in Kettlewell, graduate, with in New York and could not be Toronto 73 conjunction the Ontario March 9 Calgary 78, 8. Brock reached for comment. Science Centre's sport exhibit. Toronto 59 UPEI 68, Victoria 58 85, Winnipeg 9. Saskatchewan Eastman said the statue is a
The statue was be bronzed valuable work of art of UPEI82, Regina 80 10. McGill to regardless Consolation Final for $18,000 and installed in front its subject. Victoria 68, Laval 61 March 11 of the National Sports and
Recreation Centre in Ottawa. But Calgary 74, Laurentian 55 "Bubby Kettlewell is a skilled Laurentian 59 the centre doesn't want it Regina 73, artist," she said. "Whether or not anymore, testimony at following it's Johnson Consolation Semi-Finals Third Place Ben or anyone else, the Dubin inquiry which con- it's still a lovely piece of work." March 10 Toronto Victoria 53 64, firmed the sprinter's illegal use of The plaster statue is currently performance-enhancing steroids. Laurentian 74 83, Winnipeg stored at a Georgetown foundry, Final "The future of the sculpture is Championship where it be 71, Laval 55 was supposed to Regina | being assessed," said U of T UPEI 55 bronzed. Calgary 92, media relations officer Harriet
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Maguire anchors the Yeoman defence, and was
named the OUAA Central Division MVP. Greg Rolston leads the Yeomen offensively, and
represented them on the all-star team.
Coach of the Year Graham Wise has done a fine
job in moulding a young crew of raw recruits. After
having lost 14 players from last year's squad, Wise
was able to take his troops to a third place finish in submissions for the Joke Edition of The Cord. the OUAA Central. While some people have called the Hawks the unsung team in the playoffs, perhaps
York should be considered the of the unsung team
entire season.
York meets Alberta at 6:00 tonight, while
Laurier plays Moncton at 9:00. The final will be
2:00. All played Saturday at games are at Varsity Arena in Toronto.
Prediction: Well, we've seen York so much this
year, it would only seem fitting that Laurier and
York should meetonce again in the national final.
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for The Personnel Office is now accepting applications 1989-90
summer jobs at the University.
Are now available in the Housing Office.
Most of the available positions will be part time, and will
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Please to the Personnel Office, Please come inquire at the Housing Office for further details.
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Tuesday, March 21, 1989.
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