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Volume LXXI Pasadena, California, Thursday, February 5, 1970 Auto Rallyes: The Only Way to Rehearsals Now for Sing Get Totally Lost by James Henry Interhouse Extravaganza Skill-gimmick rallying is a sport finding increasing po pularity with by Da~id Luippold dy skits and "skillful" drum-beating Techers looking for an evening of The official annual Interhouse is represented here. In addition to witful challenge. Basically, a rally Sing festivities will open with a hard-core undergrad antics, the consists of driving along a course by flourish on 14 February 1970 at various latent talents of the grad­ follOWing a written set of in­ 7:30 p.m. in the Scott Brown uates and faculty are also sought in structions. The instructions are not Pavilion. Rehersals are now under the search for new sources of always as straightforward as they way in 3 categories of competition: potent entertainment. seem, however. In fact, the Rally­ (1) House Choruses consist of at The first two groups will be master who set up the course will least 16 house members who judged on the tone, pitch, accuracy, have included numerous traps, op­ practice before mealtimes to create expression, communication, and portunities for you to misinterpret an appetite for B&G food, and after "choice of music". The third the various instructions and wind up eating to keep their minds off of category will be more broadly off-course. The test comes in It's a flying Frodsham! Despite shutter speeds of 1/125th of a second, our photograph.er what they ate. There is no judged on the basis of effectiveness spotting these traps and reading the couldn't stop Olaf Frodsham, who has just recovered from double pneumonia. maximum number of house mem- and technical skill. rules and route sheet carefully to bers who may participate, if the" The atmosphere is hopeful and make the correct decision. The "members" have all been initiated stimulating. Although what Rud­ scoring is based upon the correct Jimmt.EiH into the house. dock is plotting remains a top answers about the course, not upon (2) Small Group Competitions military secret, some of the other speed ofr mileage. have no house limitations, but no Houses' activities have been flushed An example of an instruction The War of the Greasy Street Ramp more than 3 Glee Club men of any into the open: The Ricketts Row­ that appears innocent but can take one house may enter in a small dies promise to display their you off-course is "R @ STOP". by Phil Neches 3) The individual must inform group which represents different Aquarian HAIR (Hare?), and the Looking over the rules you find A new policy for parking on Campus Security that he is loading houses. No primarily instrumental Flems hint of "old favorites" that R means turn right, @ means at the Olive Walk will take effect something. This may be done by groups are judged in this category. (possibly in the tradition of the Red or as soon as possible after, and immediately, according to Dr. Dave placing a "Loading" sign on the There is a group maximum size Cock Inn) in addition to vocal­ STOP is a sign which indicates a Smith, Master of Student Houses. In windshield of the car. Such use of limit of 6 members of the same sex, instrumental combinations. stop will be necessary in your the past, Smith said, a few people "Loading" signs will, of course, in hopes that some groups may have abused the privilege of parking direction of travel. Soon you come under the Honor System. embrace up to a dozen members... Mellow Voices Resound on the Olive Walk, which resulted in come to a pretty red and white sign 4) Campus Security will ticket Open Competition The mellow voice of age is also a great deal of friction between which says "STOP" and you turn cars found in violation of this (3) The Open Competition in- seen: Lloyd House includes a students, the Master's Office, and right, right? ("Correct!" screams an policy. cludes all else (except hard profes- Twelfth Century Gothic Hymn B&G. anguished navigator) Stop! Enjoy your new ramp! sionals). Anything from short come- (procession of monks?), and Blacker To prevent this friction from ------~--::._--' Your're're both wrong. In your plans "Six Infinite Canons" by Six proliferating, the IRC and Dr. Smith haste you ignored a sign that said Medieval Poets (arranged by MAX have worked out the following 5pacefiller WiJ!~! "STOP AHEAD". If you read Helfman) and a polyphonic number policy: carefully you will realize that that by Palestrina, "Ecce Quomodo satisfies the instruction and you 1) Parking on the Olive Walk will Moritur". henceforth be restricted to loading should have turned there. The rally Other groups, quartets, and snake and unloading objects too heavy to Tech to Form Syndicate master finds out what course you charmers are anticipated, but all move otherwise. took by answers to questions about acts must be officially entered 2) Cars must be parked on the the course. The good, usually the by Ira Moskatel column, Fourth, and the regular before 7 February 1970 so that the dirt, except that members of Page top one-seventh, will be rewarded TECH staff writers will now have column on the draft. order and length of presentation House may use their driveway for with trophies. to join the syndicate! Copyrights, Taxdom may be established. One may sign moving things to their courtyard. "P~.ase turn to P31te Seven Well, it's not really as untoward The Tech is now preparing the up the group on sheets provided on as it sounds. The California Tech, publicity mailouts and "the contract the Lloyd House Bulletin Board, or News Briefs realizing the need of every paper, arrangements for the syndicate. The in the YMCA office before that including the biggest ones, is tax structure of ASCIT must be date. Auditions will take place on organizing a syndication operation carefully studied in order to make the eighth, ninth, and tenth' of Millikan Now by which articles, columns, "and sure the Tech or ASCIT doesn't February: consult Tom Noyes or Part of Effluent Society special feature stories will be sold to have to pay tribute to lord IRS. All the Bulletin Boards (Lloyd House or other newspapers and magazines for the issues of the Tech have to be YMCA) regarding when to appear. publication. The coverage of the copyrighted and veritled for accur­ The activities promise to be a lot Millikan Pond Polluted; yourself away from the Citran Tech will be augmented by special acy and quotations. of fun this year, and afterwards, in Puns Now Doubly-Cleaning Console long enough to come to the assignments which will be written The copyright regulations are the immortal words of Ron Kehoe, Someone may have discovered a next meeting of the Science Fiction only for syndication. reasonably simple but handling the everybody can either "celebrate new washday miracle for physics Club: 7:30 p.m., Tuesday, Feb. 10, Money Involved mailing and business details still their victory or drown their defeat" punsters. Simply put several cups of Clubroom One. Meet our advi­ any laundry detergent in the The California Tech Features have to be tackled. The Syndicate with full KEGS in Valentine­ soress ... wants you! Millikan reflecting pool, and insert Service, as the new syndicate will be Culbertson Hall. called, will be a financial boon to toads and snakes. Frodsham Back on Job; Unfortunately, this process also the newspaper, hopefully providing Double-Times Recovery a regular income beyond the produces a detergent scum, not Olaf Frodsham, Director of the Results Of ASCIT Elections unlike that found in some of our advertising which now supports the world-renouned Caltech Glee Club, paper. The authors of the stories major rivers. Caltech has long has returned to active duty after a suffered under Pasadena smog; chosen for syndication will receive. two and a half week stint in the fifty per cent of all the revenues however, we now can enjoy water hospital. He has made a remarkable pollution, too! collected for the sale of their recovery from a case of double articles. If the service is successful, Techers to Eat It Big pneumonia, and has resumed the there will be a new staff member Courtesy of Roma Gardens task of getting the Glee Club to whose job it will be to assign and The Grand Pizza will be selected Hawaii for Easter Vacation. write the special articles and to in the first and only Caltech For all of you Glee Club trolls, manage the business affairs of the pizza-eating contest. Teams of three there is no word as we go to press service. He will probably be salaried men each from each house will as to which of you will be layed as from the commissions from articles. compete for the title of Grand Pizza you step off the plane. Sliding Scale this coming Wednesday, February The features service will be 11, at 11 a.m. Letter From the Editor: available to college newspapers and The first prize will be the world's We're Snowed! hopefully some small commercial most delicious case of heartburn, to Dear IBM, newspapers as well. The fee received be provided by Roma Garden's We're snowed. Your tabs precon by the Tech will be on a sliding famous pizzas. Techers will be glad works. scale, depending on the size of the to know that the pizzorium of school. Feature stories will be sold Green Street will be .donating the A Non-Random Group of by the column inch, or about thirty pizzas for the contest. Future Tech Wenches words. Prices will range from 5 Speaking from personal observa­ cents per inch for the smallest paper Remember, all of you budding politicians out there, ASCIT elections are Science Fiction Club tion, some of the prospective female to 20 cents for the large state in the offing. Final date for filing is February 9th. The mudslinging itself Ready to Leave This World Techers are quite good-looking university dailies. The columns will will commence shortly thereafter, and will last until February 19th, when Science fiction is both read and wenches, as Mr. Schroedlu reported be sold on a contract basis, the fate of ASCIT and the world will hand in the bljlance. Excercies your lived by numerous Techers. Tear Please turn to Page Eight including Bob Geller's bridge prerogative as a dues-paying member of ASCIT; run for office, Page Twc.. THE CALIFORNIA TECH Thursday, February 5, 1970 Editorials me Res.P-Qnds Concerned Policy, Interested Readers Action Taken In Page Incident Explained

For the past three weeks the editorial page of the California Tech has The purpose of this article is to were senior Dana Powers, who had important details from the version been filled with squabbling over the details of an unfortunate incident. state the results of an investigation written the letter to the Tech, and of the Page House freshmen. Neches Very likely that squabbling will continue for a short while, but the inthe Interhouse Committee has three freshmen, Craig Broskow, Max stated that he at no time swung his squabbling isn't the point of an editorial. Frankly, the California Tech made concerning certain incidents Kay, and Ron Horn, who were the umbrella at the Page freshmen; hasn't had the time to do the research and inquiry required for a good, that occurred in Page House during main perpetrators of the showering. instead he stated it had been probing editorial each week. What we have attempted to do, and what we luch friday January 16, which have The story as told by the Page damaged as Browkow attempted to believe we have largely succeeded in doing, was to produce an interesting provoked- several Tech editorials and residents differed considerably from pull it away from him. Neches, readable publication with serious coverage of the news, in depth coverage much controversy on campus in the Dr. Smith's version. Powers stated Moskatel, and Schroeder all of entertainment and recreational activities, and a fresh supply of humor. It last several weeks. On Wednesday, that after his discussion with the described the Page frosh as angry has taken an immense amount of time and effort on the part of this editor January 28, at our regular meeting, Tech staff at their meeting, he went and belligerent. Also, they all still and his editorial staff. The organization finally exists. Last year we seldom Dr. David Smith, Master of Student immediately upstairs without discus­ seemed to feel a connection be­ printed a paper larger than four pages and then often news releases were Houses, asked us to take action sing the matter. Furthermore, the tween the incident and the earlier used. This year our average issue has been ten pages of solid journalism concerning the incidents. He stated three freshmen disclaimed any one was likely, though they had no (with some raunch injected for good measure). that he had been considering knowledge of the letter or the evidence of any connection except We are not copping out, however. We now have the organization, the imposing a substantial fine on Page circumstances surrounding it. They the chronological. contacts, and the financial solidarity. We will include more editorial House, but, on reflection, had stated they had wished to shower After excusing Mr. Neches, Mr. features, like Throop Beat. Our editorials will cover more specific campus decided it would be more in Neches because his conduct in Moskatel, and Mr.. Schroeder, the issues. But to do this we need the support of our readership. We need keeping with the enlightened tradi­ freshman chemistry and physics IHC considered the somewhat con­ letters to accelerate our knowledge of areas of student concern. We need tion of student self-government at lectures had been irritating them fOf flicting evidence which it had been volunteers to do colums on regular issues. We can supply the know-how Caltech if we handled the matter. some time; his presence in the presented. We saw no reason not to but as a representative publication we must have opinion with which to At that time, Dr. Smith, in house for the Tech staff meeting accept the assertions on the part of respond. Only then can we guarantee sufficient, concrete editorial probing. sresponse to our questions, pre­ seemed to them merely a conven­ the Page freshmen that they were Only then can we add an outspoken voice to a concerned policy. sented the apparent facts concerning ient time to do something they had not aware of the letter incident and -Ira D. Moskatel the incidents. He stated that during been wanting to do for quite a that they had other, unconnected the luncheon editorial meeting of while. They also stated that the Throop- Beat the Tech staff that was being held showering had been attempted in a Please turn to Page Six in Page House on January 16 a Page spirit of good-natured fun, and that House member interrupted to angri­ they ceased the attempt as soon as Page Incident Proliferates ly demand why a letter that had it became clear to them Neches was been submitted by him and several genuinely angry and would not be others to the Tech had not beenn showered. Several of them stated by Etaoin Schroedlu anything important to do with the printed and further why it had been that he had begun to swing his The Page-Tech-Master's Office creation of an issue of the Tech, shown to Dr. Smith without his umbrella at them, Broskow had UNIVERSITY PRESS 'incident' is still proliferating at an and the technical work, which permission. Somewhat later, after he 5470 VALLEY 7:30 AM -9 PM ever-expanding rate, threatening to comprises in excess of a man-day, at caught at it to keep from being hit, had left and the meeting had NEAR CAL-STATE L.A. fill the entire world, or at least the best, is generally done by three and the umbrella was bent in the broken up, a belligerent group of Tech, with all the pros and cons. people, who also generate much of ensuing tug-of-war. The Page fresh­ Page House members had attempted men admitted fault in attempting to Last week the Inter House Com­ the copy. The rest of our writers to shower Tech staffer, Phil Neches, PAT'S LIQUORS mittee got into the act by holding (such as myself) generally work shower Neches when they did. as he was leaving the house, in AND DELICATESSEN hearings on the matter, the con­ only on the condition that we can According to Broskow, "It was the apparent revenge for his handling of 1072 E. Colorado SY 6-6761 clusions of which shQuld appear write about whatever we damn well wrong time and the wrong place." the letter. Neches refused to be Open to midnight daily, elsewhere in this issue. My own please, and to date that has not But they insisted upon their good­ showered, and the insuing scuffle 1 a.m. Fri. & Sat. opinion is that the incident in Page included very much on the Houses. natured intentions and the lack of became quite nasty before it was Keg Beer Party Supplies was unnecessary, but any fine There isn't much that can be connection between this incident finally stopped, after which Neches would be equally uncalled for. After done about this, unless someone out and the earlier one involving and other Tech staff members all, an attempted showering is there would like to give us a hand. Powers. They also offered to pay weLcome to the quickly left. Neches, the Tech hardly an unusual event; were each Expecting much more from our for Neches' umbrella. The effect of Campus editors, and Dr. Smith all objected one to be fined, every House would present staff than you're getting is this testimony was to reduce Barber Shop to the rancour with which shower­ in Winnett Center be in hock until they molder away liable to prove wishful thinking; considerably the IHC's conception ing w}ls attempted, the use of of the .seriousness of the whole Three Barbers to Serve You into dust. This is not to say that after all, we are one of the better 7 :45 to 5 :15 Monday - Friday showering to "punish" Neches for the attempt was justified, however college papers in Southern Cali­ incident. Paul A. Harmon his decisions concerning the letter, I believe that if this sort of infantilt fornia (believe it or not). and the reluctance of the Page· On Friday, January 30, the IRC behavior is necessary in order te Nor is it likely to prove useful to members to cease attempts to held a second special meeting save 'house spirit' that perhaps w( expect us to see things 'your way'. shower him until they had damaged concerning the incidents. Ques­ can live without 'house spirit.' If By definition the people who put f lRlIFORNIATech. I an umbrella he was carrying. tioned at this meeting were Phil people want to be showered, fine; if out the Tech are not normal With this version of the facts in Neches and Tech editors Ira Mos­ they do not, this wish must be Techers; the paper is far too much mind, the IRC met in a special katel and Ed Schroeder. Their accepted, and no group suasion of an institution to us. The word is meeting Thursday, January 29, to version of the incident was essential­ brought on its holders to abandon 'inbred'. We see things 'our way'. question members of Page House ly the same as Dr. Smith's, and Published weekly during the it. One final point: I have been in Anyone who puts in 20 hours a concerning the incidents. Present differed considerably in several school year except during holidays many classes at Tech with indivi­ week on the paper, as some of us and examination periods by the duals who wrote on blackboards do, can hardly be expected to react Associated Students of the Cali­ before classes, and to the best of by 'normally' to situations involving it, FRANKLYSPEAKltG I¥ Phil Frank fornia Institute of Technology, Inc. and were it not for this zeal, there The opinions expressed in all knowledge none was ever punished unsigned articles herein are solely for this transgression. would be no newspaper at Tech. those of the newspaper staff. Support Your Local Paper The situation is analogous to ASCIT Lately I've heard some criticism in many ways. Just thought I'd let Editors-in-Chief Ira Moskatel of the Tech for not taking a strong you know. enough stand in matters on which So They Tell Me Dept. some students feel strongly, and for Dr. Huttenback was away last not covering student activities and week on the Great New Humanities interests. ("Your idea of a news . Division Head Search. He says that story seems to be a building is progressing. Good. ... The Art dedication.") These are good points. Program is doing impressive things. In our defense I can only say that Interest appears to be higher this our HELP STAFF WANTED ads term than last, which is a definite aren't kidding. Under a dozen bucking of the normal Tech trend. people in any given week have Please turn to Page Eight

EDITORIAL POLICY Business Manager Ed Schroeder The opinions expressed herein .are solely those of the writers Circulation Manager Metin Mangir under whose by-line they appear. Only the upper left hand portion of The California Tech Publication this page represents the editorial opinion of the CALIFORNIA TECH Offices: Winnett Center, 1201 East California Boulevard, Pasadena, Cali­ and the undersigned writers. All letters received by 6:00 p.m. fornia, 91109. Represented natio­ Monday evening will be considered for publication on a FIRST nally by National Educational Ad­ COME, FIRST SERVED basis; the CALIFORNIA TECH reserves the vertising Services, Incorporated. right to cut letters to a maximum length of 300 words if the context Printed by News-Type Service, 125 South Maryland Ave., Glendale, of the letter can be preserved. We disclaim all responsibility for errors California. Second class postage paid in editing, printing, or timing of the letters received and/or printed. at Pasadena, California Letters received from off-campus as well as all stories will not be returned. -The Editors Subscriptions $1.50 per term $4.00 pper year Life Subscription $100.00 Thursday, February 5, 1970 THE CALIFORNIA TECH Page Three The Third Wing ~e Get Letters~. Whole World Is Watching Page Incident Proliferates Yet More

by Nick Smith they could, and the American Dear Tech, In short, there are definite reasons any number of house fines or For the last eighteen months, the public became outraged. What was Suddenly much concern is being for the tradition of showering which anguisned Tech editorials. news media have been in a state of amazing was that the public became voiced over life in the student will make it difficult to eradicate David Miller undeclared war with the American angry in two separate directions. houses, particularly the custom of and likely to be replaced by public. The first hostile acts came The public was horrified that good, showering people. The comments so something similar if there is any about at the Chicago convention in wholesome American boys could far seem to be based on a view that sustained effective campaign against To the Editor: the summer of 1968. The cry had even think of doing' things that showering someone is a rather it. Messers Sarazin and Matoi both become "The Whole World Is most people associated with Nazis uncouth way of registering annoy­ I have a word or two for those seem to hold the belief that Watching," and it was, for the news and Auschwitz. They also were ance at his actions; in this case the who think the present situation is a anything a group of people in the media showed everyone all the upset with the news media for person is Phil Neches and the action problem and I}eeds to be solved. Houses do, if it is condoned by violence they could. The public was presenting evidence that such things was supposedly his refusal to print a For those who might have con­ tradition, is proper. This is not so. forced to decide which to believe, might be occurring. This attitude of letter to the Tech. I note in passing cluded from my foregoing remarks Showering is allegedly a result of their eyes or their pre-formed ideas despising evil to the point of not that no outcry was raised when the that all we need is to increase the "good-spirited fun" rather than of law and order. They chose the wanting to learn of it is the sort of freshman class put Jon Post into frosh P.E. load, the word is "malicious intent". I disagree. One latter, for they criticized the media, thing that existed in Hitler's Ger­ Millikan last year after he made bad sb,DON'T! Non-athletic freshmen of a person's most precious rights in even to the extent of accusing TV many, and in fact, it was what puns in lecture. (Air planes and would be getting worked harder to this overcrowded era is the right to networks of staging riots and allowed Nazi Germany to exist. eigenvictors?) keep them from doing something be left alone. Showering, much of beatings by phony police. They The press often abuses its No one has said anything expli­ which they wouldn't do anyway, initiation, and many of the other could also have staged the Apollo position as conveyor of truth and citly about the value of showering and athletic ones would find it "traditional activities" of the Cal­ moon shots and the Vietnam war, information, and thus helps bring as exercise, which I think is the burdensome. It might indeed cut tech undergrads violate this right. but somehow I doubt it. about the ire of the public. FOI ultimate point of the custom. If down the amount of showering But anyone who tries to exercise When Vice President Agnew example, the press may have you check, you will find that the which is done in the houses (though this right becomes an outcast. Is it a made his now-famous statements performed a large number of ones who participate most often in this result does not look certain to wonder that many of the serious about biased reporting by the press, indiscretions concerning the Manson showerings are freshmen (it doesn't me) and it might also provide students move off-campus? I have he was supported by a large number case. Even beyond the normal matter whether they are showering impetus for a few more people to often complaied that the typical of people throughout the country. tabloid ballyhoo that normally someone or being showered, it is leave each year. Caltech undergraduate is immature, In away, he was right, because even accompanies such a case, the media still true) and particularly athletic Dr. Smith is known to think that and been challenged to define the most pious of objective re­ have exploited this case beyond the freshmen. It is reasonably evident student house life is generally maturity. Maturity involves sensi­ porters injects a flavor of bias into wildest dreams of most professional that people go out for sports in uncivilized. He has an indefmite tivity to the rights of others, and any coverage. Some reporters make exploiters. Press teams tramped high school .because they enjoy time available to work for any the ability to accept them without not the slightest effort in the about in search of evidence, inter­ physical activity. They don't lose changes which he thinks desirable. forcing them into one's own mold. direction of fairness. George Putnam viewed obscure sources, and created this enjoyment on entering the However, he should be aware that It is the skill of handling oneself as and the various underground news­ whole mystiques about "Mystic Institute, but they do become much powerful forces operate to slow any an intelligent individual, as an adult. papers are on the two extremes, and Hippie (they spelled it that way) more reluctant to do things which change in student house life. The Perhaps it is too much to expect all yet both claim to represent only the Cults" and "Hypnotic Eyes." might cause they trouble academi­ rotation system ensures that most this of seventeen and eighteen (or unbiased truth, with all others being Charles Manson, leader of the cally. So, they cut down their of the freshmen who go to any even twenty or twenty-one) year­ liars and scoundrels. commune accused of the Tate and commitments to organized exercise, house will be able to tolerate, or olds. I think not. However, the Another of the battles was over La Bianca killings, is portrayed as a which leaves a gap which is filled by even enjoy living in that house, and student houses do not provide an the alleged massacre at My Lai. The mixture of Christ, Satan, and such activities as the impromptu those who dislike it will move off. atmosphere that encourages adult behavior. On the contrary, anyone press published and ·broadcast a Svengali. One local commentator, wrestling matches of showering. It is quite reasonable to say that the This is what is meant by those who dares reject the juvenile ideal large number of details as soon as Please Turn to Page Eight on-campus jumiors and seniors of who speak of a "release of tension." any house are quite satisfied with of House life is tagged "strange". A life in that house and will resist thorough study of methods to change strenously. As the affair of improve the quality of House life is the ramp shows, this protest can be necessary. Perhaps the system is not extremely effective. salvagable (a possibility that seems Ultimately, I think that the cure not as remote as some think). Let for barbarism in the student houses us start searching for an alternative. Memorex Is a young, -David Lewin the growing company which is lies less with the Master's office widely diversified in than with the Admissions Commit­ tee. As suggested before, I think, Kirsch "lauds" many the sophisticated based on a year of life in Page, that Faculty on IHC Decision computer industry. With most individuals outgrow their most facets our growth and blatant obnoxiousness by the end of Dear Editor diversification we are able of their freshman of sophomore year, I wish to congratulate the faculty to offer you a creative, or move off-campus, or both. for its strong and decisive stand in stimulating environment Further, it appears that people who the matter of the relocation of IHC. MEMOREX with an unsurpassed are athletically inclined often have Those on the faculty opposing 'the ground floor opportunity. the energy and self-discipline which plan for IHC to move to Caltech, help insure success both at Tech being fully aware that Tech's We have openings on and in later life. Still, if decorum vivacious social atmosphere might the San Francisco and good behavior (or a lack of bad be smother by the inclusion of Peninsula for Memorex behavior, anyway) are desired, an another college in the Caltech Corporate, our Supplies Admission Committee policy which community, were perfectly correct Division and for the admits only apathetic trolls to the in their sentiments. Surely neither newly formed Memorex Institute (based on the evidence of they nor even the proponents of the Equipment Group. a record of straight a's in high now dead plan could have drawn up school and no outside activities) will any satisfactory proposal which If you're looking for a do more to quiet the houses than place where your Please turn to Page Eight talents will be appreciated and put to work, then contact your placement office today. A&H Discount Records Campus Interviews Largest Selections of LP's Wed., February 18 in Pasadena, All at

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They define a con­ indiscriminate mass violence. whether accidentally or not; "all allowed to even review his claim for However, judgements by the courts scientious objector as an established Who Should File as a C..? war" ignores other means of conscientious objector status until it 'or changes in the Regulations occur member of a "peace church" who Anyone who objects to part­ defense, as practised by Ghandi in has found that he is not elig ble for often. A counselor or lawyer should claimed to be a conscientious icipation in war should, after careful India and the Danes in World War ;my other classification. A student be consulted before taking any objector when he filled out the preparation (discussing and thinking II; etc. who files as a C.O. will retain his major action that will affect your Gassification Questionnaire (SSS about his position, preferably with If, after careful thought, a student deferment as long as he Selective Service status. Form 100) that was sent to him an experienced C.O. counselor), registrant cannot claim to be remains qualified for it, a registrant C.O. Definition in the Law immediately after he registered at request SSS Form 150 from his opposed to all war but only to a who has a C.O. claim on file can According to the law, a consci­ age 18. Other boards, particularly local board to file a claim as a certain war, he can claim to be a still be found medically disqualified entious objector is one who "by those who have seen many C.O. conscientious objector. It must be selective C.O., following the same for service the same as any other reason of religious training and applications and who are aware of emphasized that the earlier the procedures as other C.O.'s in filling registrant, etc. belief is conscientiously opposed to court decisions regarding eligibility registrant makes his beliefs as a C.O. out the Form 150 but not signing There are special provISIons in participation in war." This belief is ~r for classification as a C.O., are known to his board the betl the section claiming to be opposed the Selective Service Regulations restricted to exclude "essentially willing to apply a broader standard chance he has of obtaining recog­ to all war, inserting instead an that specify extra procedures and political, sociological, or philo­ nition. The best time is when that includes registrants who do not explanation of his position. Should rights available to a registrant whose sophical views or a merely personal registering at age 18, by filling out think of themselves as being re­ he later change his views, additional claim for conscientious objection is moral code." ligious. Almost every board grants a the appropriate section of the evidence can be submitted when the being considered. These special An individual who is conscien­ l-A-O . classification much more Classification Questionnaire (some change occurs. procedures will be discussed in the tiously opposed to participation in readily than the 1-0: they seem counselors estimate that 90 percer,t C.O. Still Eligible for II-S, Etc. column next week, as well as the the Armed Forces even as a fairly willing to believe that a of the claims filed at age 18, when Having filed as a conscientious steps that should be taken to non-combatant is classified 1-0. One registrant is opposed to the killing properly documented, are suc­ objector, a registrant is still eligible effectively file a claim and pursue who has no qualms about serving in of war, as long as he is still willing cessful). Boards are suspicious of for all the other classifications it. a non-combatant position is clas­ to enter the Armed Forces. later claims and the registrant must sified I-A-O. Registrants in either The Courts and the c.o. explain his failure to make the classification are still included in the claim when he filled out the order of call for induction. The The Supreme Court ruled in the Seeger decision that a registrant Classification Questionnaire (Such I-A-O registrant, when his number is an explanation may be a change in reached, will be sent an induction qualifies for classification as a C.O. Back to the Back Country belief or crystallization of belief due order, will be inducted into the if he holds a sincere and meaningful belief that occupies a place in his to the occurence of some event(s), Armed Forces under the same The Caltech Environmental life parallel to the God of those such as the the receipt of an shared gas and whatever food we procedure as a registrant classified Action Council is planning an registrants who are obviously qual­ induction order, which caused the need to buy. (the Food Service will I-A, and will almost certainly be outing to the Angeles National ified as C.O.on religious grounds. registrant to think about the issues supply food for all on-campus trained as a medic and serve in Forest for Sunday, Feb. 15. The District courts have also made involved for the first time or it may undergrads) shouldn't cost more Vietnam. The 1-0 registrant, when plan is to leave Caltech Winnett several rulings concerning con­ be that the registrant was unaware than 2-3 dollars. All Caltech stu­ his number is reached, will be sent Center around 7:00 a.m. in what­ dents, professors, children, etc. are scientious objection which, although that his beliefs qualified him as a an order to report for civilian work ever cars are available, grab a Quick 'nvited, but they should sign up binding only in the jurisdiction of conscientious objector). instead of an induction order and breakfast in a restaurant, and drive with Russ McDuff, 123 Ruddock; the court which made the ruling, set There is a large group of . will have to find an employer Carl Anderson, 36 Blacker; or Paul important precedents and will apply registrants who are opposed to the up the Big Pine road to the Crystal acceptable to his local board for Wegener, 797-3621 before Wednes­ to the entire nation if upheld by war in Vietnam but are not sure Lake Campground. From there a two years of alternative service. day, Feb. 11. If this trip comes off, the Supreme Court. For instance, a they could claim to be opposed to beautiful trail leads up to the crest Local Board's Idea of c.o. of the ridge, about a three mile we will be planning future trips, Massachussetts court ruled in U.S. all war. These registrants should Unfortunately, many local including some week-end backpacks vs. Sissons that a "selective ob­ examine the arguments about the hike. There, at Windy Gap, several boards, particularly those in con­ into the surrounding wilderness. We jector" (one opposed to a particular phrase "all war" (memorandums trails lead in various different servative areas of the country, hold directions, as the fancy may take w:ill also be needing some people war and not to all wars) should be outlining the arguments are avail .)Ie to a very narrow interpretation of us. We plan to return to the with wilderness experience to help granted the conscientious objector at - most draft counselling cen 'rs, campground at dusk and cook a on these trips. The back country is classification. including the AFSC in Pasade.la): "all war" should include only any good stew, and return to Tech by ours to preserve and enjoy, and all BOD'Watchers The following qualifications do conceivable war - not hypothetical 9:00 p.m. The entire day, counting are welcome there. not have to be met in order to ones; "all war" should include only qualify for C.O. status under the current wars ~ the requirement is law (although they admittedly do BOD BVD's only that you now be opposed to . help to convince a local board): (1) war - no one can know for sure The BOD held another meeting A registrant does not have to what his reaction to all past and last Wednesday night. As has believe in God, belong to a future wars might be; "all war" or happenned many times in the past, recognized church, or attend church nothing was accomplished. regularly; (2) A registrant does not any war in an age of nuclear and The first item on the agenda have to be opposed to all violence other mass destruction weapons is were the honor awards for this year. or even be opposed to killing no longer morally justifiable - it No one at the meeting could figure someone (for instance, in self- can no longer be argued that the out who was supposed to head the good outweighs the bad when entire committee to choose the winners (It was finally determined to be the IRC Chairman). He is now in the process of forming the committee. Send a LoveBundle In case you haven't figured It out by now, nominations for ASCIT for Valentine'sWeek. offices are now open. They close the ninth and the election is on the Why squeeze a lot of Love into just 19th. If you're interested in running one day? for any office, see any BOD Order a LoveBundle to arrive early. member or sibmit your name to the It's a unique arrangement designed ASCIT secretary in Winnett. to stretch Valentine's Day into a week. Guibas is continuing on his Because the flowers will last. crusade for teaching awards. He is A special Valentine. Only at FTD working on his own and has gotten florists. At a special price. no help from the EPC in setting up Usually available at 512 50· standards. If you're interested, see ~ less than • him. ASCIT futility was shown once more when a motion was brought forth to have the Social Chairman's term of office coincide with that of the IRC Chairman 10 facilitate the planning of Lost Weekend. The original vote was 2-0-4. No one on the Board, including the parli­ mentarian, could figure out whether or not the motion had passed. It was finally decided to have another vote. This time it was 3-0-1. It will be on the ballot in the next election. At this point, in order to .As an independent businessman, each FlO Member Florist sets his keep things from getting worse, the own prices. meeting was adjourned. -Lome Schachter j...------~----~ Thursday, February 5, 1970 THE CALIFORNIA TECH Page Five Dave Miller Ecology Goes into Action at Tech I Am Confused (Paisley)

Audio: by Jerry Yudelson noon to one in the courtyard meeting, or if you'd like more by David Miller Voice: The particle in this picture The Caltech Environmental between Fleming and Ricketts. All information, call Paul Wegener I AM CONFUSED (PAISLEY): a Action Council (CEAC) is planning undergrads and grads are urged to (797-3621) or JERRY Yudeh was photographed while it receded new Swedish picture (this is the at a speed of .994 c, the red-shift a series of events, culminating in an . come and share ideas and interests. (795-2932) OR SEE SOMEONE version which appeared on TV) "Environmental Awareness Week," Individual action is needed! HOUSE WHO IS INVOLVED thus accounting for the apparent April 20-24, 1970. That week will Some of the projected April And, live ecologically! Author's note: possibly I should color. see an "Earth-Day Celebration, activities include the following: an apologise to Harlan Ellison for this, CUT Ecology Faire, and Teach-In on the informative publication on a wide but an ellison never forgets. Scene 5: Soup's on Environment." range of environmental topics; semi­ Traffic Trolls Scene I: a ski run Viceo: The purpose of this article is to nars, discussions, and debates on Audio: Andy Warhol stands before a describe briefly the range of events such topics as oil pollution, pesti­ Survey Domain; Roderick: You know, what Caltech gigantic red soup can which first is CEAC would like to sponsor to cides, lead pollution, radiation, needs is more girls like that. labeled Campbell Planets and Stars expand the awareness of the Caltech community environmental issues, Jaywalkers Tallied Howard: Maybe, but since we aren't Soup, then suddenly Warhol Camp­ and local communities about the past environmental disasters, ecol­ students, and this is Aspen, Colo­ bell Soup. The camera approaches environmental and ecological prob­ ogy, the Administration's anti The Institute has hired a firm to rado, it doesn't matter much to me. him quite closely. He hands a bowl lems we face. CEAC's most impor­ -pollution "program," population conduct traffic surveys on San Snoopy (as he whizzes past on of liquid to a hand which appears at tant purpose is to bring home the control, legislative needs, and cul- Pasqual and California Blvd. The two skis): Snow bunnies are wonderful. the bottom of the camera's field of propositions that ecology is as much tural aspects of ecology; a contest day study involves hippie-type Hugh Hefner: Any kind of bunnies. vision. As the first spoonful comes a way of life as a science, and that for films, photo exhibits, graphic people stationed at various points Video: flooding toward the camera, it is changing personal attitudes about arts, and essays on the environment; along these two streets. They are Hefner is holding a copy ofPlaypup evident that the camera is located the environment is as important in exhibits of pollution control tech- instructed to count traffic, pedes­ . with a Doberman Pinscher on the inside the 'mouth of someone who is the long run as passing laws or nology, new habitats for man, and trians, and jaywalkers. Possible re­ cover. Puffs of smoke emerge from trying Warhol's soup. The first developing new technologies for alternative life styles; "happenings" suits of the survey would be restrict­ his pipe in the form of dollar signs. spoonful goes flooding away from environmental control. dealing with pollution; entertain- ing San Pasqual to Institute traffic CUT the camera again, then the camera OPen to All ment and a dance celebrating only, or even closing it off and Scene 2: Lust in Space watches the act of speech from the CEAC is open to all Caltech "Earth Day;" camping trips and putting buildings there. Pertinent Audio: viewpoint of the uvula. students, faculty and staff and plans field trips to local mountains and questions raised are-are two random A voice: Hlgbrzt glfmqbed Audio: to act primarily as a clearinghouse wilderness areas; a "feed-in" to days sufficent to form an adequate Sfrklvmt's xhpldches longingly. Warhol: Try some of my new and coordinating body for indivi­ expose people to organically grown statistical base?Why weren't poverty­ Sfrklvmt, in a transport of Campbell soup. dual and small group action. The food and macrobiotic diets; poets stricken Techers used? Why not turn zbbbpflgh, llqykndrtged in utter Victim: Blaaaaaaaaaaugh! What is it, next CEAC planning meeting will be and philosophers of ecology; etc. California Blvd. into a football field skpcx, "Vgwt, vgwt, rnkljhgftrbnm boiled newspapers? held Friday, February 6th, from If you can't come to Friday's - or frisbee court? (Yeah grass!) znk thhggr!" and Hlgbrzt, rflknct a Warhol: Boiled Analog Magazines. wdmpfm, gked, xded, . and CUT Isdstpdmtthced. Commercial: Video: Video: Black sky with a few stars showing A quiet day in the Addams family while the voice is speaking. A card household. Gomez is duelling with .appears on the screen when it stops. Morticia, Pugley is arc-welding a The card says: There are either four sculpture (the cables are attached to or five djfferent kinds of Zrmnqp­ Uncle Fester), the camera moves tians, but we are not sure if these too quickly to show what Wed­ are sexes. Since they are energy nesday's Marquis de Sade doll is creatures which radiate only in the doing. Lurch, the butler, with an vacuum ultraviolet, we have no idea evil smile (the only kind he can what was going on while we were manage) walks over to the box shooting this scene. imhabited by the Thing, the dis­ CUT embodied hand which is the fam­ Commercial: ily's other servant. He quickly opens Video: the lid, empties. a bottle of A tube of toothpaste. Coca--:Cola into the box, and closes Audio: the lid. I t looks like the top is Voice: Vote toothpaste! Vunce in opening again, but the picture da morning and you talk like ziss all blanks out hurridly. da time. Yah! Audio: CUT Lurch: (laugh like a cement mixer Scene 3: space, near earth clearing its throat) Things go better Video: with Coke! Mary Poppins drifts into view, CUT holding her umbrella. Earth is in the Scene 6: Angst at Caltech background; it looks like it is about Audio: 40,000 miles away. When Mary What is an integral domain? What is Poppins is quite near the camera she a zero divisor? Is it true? turns into a green Flip Wilson, who Video: speaks "Crash" Downey stands on top of Audio: Millikan library in a diving position. Naumglich s'n Vroombeep gotta go Suddenly he undergoes a postjection to earth, discover Ray Charles! to a rigorous functor. CUT Mudeo: Scene 4: Mars as a particle Ssssllopppppp! Video: CUT A Scientific American page with Scene 7: Surprise! what is either a bubble-chamber Video: photograph or an astronomical A card which says: This movie on a photograph. Mars is near the center, new kind of film based on a a little toward the lower right-hand polymerized sugar. You can eat this corner. The scene then switches to a film. chart of data on particles. One line Audio: says, Marson. Mass: approx. Voice: But who would come to see It's been from NewYork to LA.without moving an inch. 36*10**52 maybe P.L. Mev. Spin: it if we admitted it was a sweetish 1=24 hrs, 37 minutes. Isospin: film? J=687 days. Bizarreness: X=4 CUT Another miracle from Volkswagen: This way we find out (before you Scene 8: A Volkswagen goes through one of dol what a VW can take on the road. Audio: You can fool enough of the ih most grueling tests in a gigantic And what it can't take. people enough of the time to make wind tunnel. And anything big itcan't take, we do NOW OPEN! a decent living. Once inside, it can take (in effect) a something about. Video: W. C. Fields trip between any two given cities. So if you and a Volkswagen ever DAILY We calculate beforehand what hit high winds in Miami or Chicago or HACK the road, altitude, weather and speed even Anchorage, Alaska, you have Fileeeia's Pizza FADE would actually be. one reassuring thought: & Restaurant Then we reproduce these same A Volkswagen's probably been 11 A.M.-12 Midnight Mon.-Thurs. to space filler conditions inside the wind tunnel. through it before. frio & Sat. until 3 A.M. Sunday I P.M.-12 Midnight "See the Yellow Pages for the Volkswagen dealer nearest you." 1109 E. Colorado 81. 793-6187 10% off on food to all persons A\JTHORIZEC ~f~tj [cALER submitting this ad. Page Six THE CALI FORNIA TECH Thursday, February 5, 1970 Bach to Essentials in Pasadena, has the Dillards and John Sebastian in concert on the others from now until Feb. 15. See 7th. A good deal for Spoonful fans. The Tech "Frets and Frails." Royce Hall (UCLA) has several Shelley's Manne Hole, at 1608 N. events. The Alwin Nikolais Dance Dichter Plays Them All . Well Cahuenga (pronounced Ko when ga) Theater is there on the 7th, in Hollywood, is featuring the Jazz followed by pianist David Bar-Illian Crusaders until the 15th, and their on the 8th. The Treteau de Paris by Phil Neches audience so enthralled that not a type of music should be obvious to presents "Antigone" next Thursday, Pianist Mischa Dichter took his single cough marred even the the most casual observer. the 12th. Beckman audience on a musical quietest passages of the Intermezzo. The Troubador, at 9801 Santa The Forum, in Inglewood, has a tour which lasted from 1650 to Thus, having worked his way up Monica Blvd. in L.A., has Tim spectacular called "Soul '70" on the to the 1870's, Dichter took an 1910, with one intermission. Works Hardin until the 8th, and for after 7th, featuring the Isley Brothers, by Bach, Beethoven, Brahms, and Intermission, after Which he gave that, consult their ad, which is the Dells, Isaac Hayes, Booket T. & Moussourgsky received a virtuoso the audience a special treat: Mous­ rendition in the process. sourgsky's Pictures at an Exhibition, somewhere nearby. the MGs, R. B. Greaves, and The Busoni transcription of the in the seldom-heard original score The Whis,ky A Go Go, the Shango. Bach Organ Prelude and Fugue in D dancing place at 8901 Sunset Blvd., The Pasadena Art Museum fea­ Major poses a challenge to even the has Baby Huey and the Baby Sitters tures famed pianist Yuji Takahashi most advanced pianist. Having at­ until Sunday, to be followed by on the 11th. tempted to play both the original AbDUl TDwn Dyke and the Blazers. Different The Dorothy Chandler Pavillion organ score and the piano transcrip­ strokes for different folks. of the Music Center has so many tion, I can report that anyone who The first part of "The Tech About The following are most of the concerts (mostly classical) that they can even get through either deserves Town" is on clubs. None of the concerts of interest soon, in order can't be listed here. I suggest you a great deal of credit. But anyone following have an age limit for of location. check one of their calanders. who can play it as well as Dichter admissions, but all of them do for The Long Beach Auditorium has The Rodger Young Auditorium is deserves Dichter's reputation as one of the best pianists of the day. drinking. a concert of The Band on the 6th, having the Sir Douglas Qunitet on Goes for Baroque Ash Grove, at 8162 Melrose, is followed by a Judy Collins Concert the 7th. This establishment exists in Dichter's rendition of the Fugue featuring the latest version of the on the 13th. I've been listing this as downtown L.A. section was simply amazing. Few Byrds from Feb. 6 to the 8th. the Long Beach Arena (next door), The Ahmanson Theater (Music organists can keep four plus parts McGuinn lives! and for this I apologize to the Center) has the National Theater going at once, even with the benefit THE Golder Bear has Charli Queen City. Company of Great Britain, directed of pedals. The pianist does not even Musselwhite and One Man's Family EI Camino College Auditorium by Sir Laurence Olivier, presenting have that much in his favor. Dichter from Friday until Sunday. It's at still has the Julliard String Quartet "The Beaux' Stratagem" until the went through the Fugue with 306 Ocean Ave., way down in this Friday and Sunday. This is an 7th. They will do Chekhov's "Three note-perfect exactitude, which even Huntington Beach, not to be excellent chance. Sisters" from the 9th through the included one of the best imitations for solo piano. confused with Hamilton Beach, not The Anaheim Convention Center 28th. of the terraced dynamics of an organ I have heard. That's the Chicken to be confused with Hamilton is the landing strip for Jefferson If that didn't include something One musicologist has commented Camp. Airplane on Saturday the 7th. for you, you don't deserve to go After being richly rewarded for ~r~~tent~y aO~~~~;n, ;~a::ds :~~re~ the Baroque piece, Dichter gave the L;__Th_e_Ic_e_R_o_u_s_e_a_t_2_4_N_._M_e_n_t_o_r B_o_v_ar_d_A_u_d_it_o_ri_u_m__(U_SC__)_h_as__an..:y_w_h_e_r_e_. ,

late Classical-early Romantic period French Impressionist, whereas the I a taste of one of its finest, the Ravel orchestration, done by a Groucho, HarpQ, ZepPQ Beethoven Sonata in D,(op. 10, no. Frenchman, sounds Russian. In any 3). Dichter made the transition event, Dichter's rendition of the from the terraced dynamics and work won the enthusiastic approval steady beat of the late Baroque to of the audience. (When he came to Marx Brothers Revival Comes to Tech the more lyrical classical work with the part, "The Ballet of Chicks in aplomb. Ludwig would have been Their Shells," one lady remarked, me when I say whales, I mean proud. by David N. Dobrin ever-changing expression, or the "That's the chicken!") whales. I know a whale when I see Ah! Romantics! The Marx Brothers, along with subtle physical gags. The Cocoanuts The audience called Dichter back one." Margaret Dumont protests Dichter then took his audience Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, and appeared on the screen in 1929. A for three encores, the last of which that Groucho wouldn't love her if into late Romantics with five short W. C. Fields, were the gre::t year later, Animal Crackers debuted. was a fiery, virtuostic piece which she weren't rich. "I might, but I'd works by Brahms. The pieces ranged ended in a standing ovation. Need­ comedians of early motion pictures. Both were esact copies of the stage keep my mouth shut!" is the from a dreamy Intermezzo to a less to say, Mischa Dichter was a hit This week, Caltech is having a Marx versions. The brothers then moved immediate rejoinder. Romance will fiery Cappricio. Dichter had the (there, I've said it). Brothers revival. Last Sunday, The to Hollywood. The next three years Cocoanuts was shown at the saw Monkey Business, Horse never be the same. Chico is the Athenaeum (undergraduates, as Feathers, and Duck Soup; all three eternally dumb, ignorant, straight contained the same Marx Brothers IHC Explaining Actions ••• usual, had to move heaven and Please turn to Page Six earth to get in); this Saturday night mania wrapped in different plots. In Cinematech will present a night these earlier films the brothers work Showering Should with the Marx Brothers in Culbert­ around the plot, not with it. was, apparently, a rather trivial son where Animal Crackers and Groucho is the eternal con man; Be Without incident. We remain concerned, another feature will be shown he never lacks the presence of mind however, about some aspects of the (undergraduates need only a dollar or the line needed to get out of his "nuttiness situation. We are unhappy with Mr. to get in). While Cocoanuts is of constantly sticky situation. In The Malicious Intent Moskatel's editorial two weeks ago, triumphant" most interest to true Marx Brothers Cocoanuts, Groucho tries to seduce -lOOK MAGAZINE "Barbarism and the Student afficionados, Animal Crackers is a rich dowager (Margaret Dumont). Continued from Page Two Houses," in which he strongly considered to be one of their best "Did anyone ever tell you you look "rib reasons to wish to shower Neches. implied a cause-and·effect relation movies. Don't miss it. like the Prince of Wales? I don't Also, we decided that had they between the two Page incidents that The Marx Brothers, Gummo, mean the present Prince of Wales. cracking really felt the belligerence claimed was in fact false. We feel he failed Zeppo, Chico, Harpo, and Groucho, One of the old Wales. And believe by Dr. Smith, Neches, Moskatel, to adequately investigate the situa­ comedy" . started out in vaudeville before ..a'llcrc...~~...a'll«ll...c::.~ and Schroeder, then they would not tion before drawing his conclusions. World War One. At first, their acts ~ THE MUSEUM S have been dissuaded from showering 0 His follow-up editorial last week, were entirely musical-Chico's abili­ ~ Neches by a flailing umbrella or entitled "Clearing an Issue," shows ty on the piano and Harpo's abilIty § 0 103 SO. FAIR OAKS some shouting. However, we agreed in the relevent paragraphs the 0 same on the (guess what) were at least as a PASADENA B that they had displayed very bad casual attitude with respect to the great as their comedic abilities. ~ § judgement in attempting to shower factual reasons for the attempted After they discovered that comedy Neches at all. At this point, we showering. Many faculty members increased the salability of their act,. ~ passed a resolution (7-0-0) concern­ and others who are influential in they added comic routines to their f ing showering, as follows: administering the student houses show. After a decade of training in ~ § "Showerings, as R.F.'s in general, form opinions about the houses such hotspots as Nacogdoches, ~ should be done without malicious based on what they read in the Texas, during which time Gummo § intent and with the implicit consent Tech. We regret that they must quit and joined the Army, they hit of the showeree. When a person or form them from material that so Broadway in their first· musical, I'll ~ t persons undertake to shower an thoroughly misrepresents the spirit Say She Is. In 1925, a year later, of student house life. individual they assume responsibility The Cocoanuts opened. When The ~ THE MUSEVM io .... i ...... • ~f for their actions." -Eric Jensen Jazz Singer and talking movies burst ~ lional lolle dan"e cale in Then we passed (7-0-0) a motion President, Ricketts House upon the scene, the brothers were PtIMIikwa ,lIa, e""ouralfe. ,he' -Bill Drake ~ pleaoure. 01 ellani" dan"" and =- to fine the freshmen involved in the doing their third Broadway musical, ~ attempt $7.50, to be presented to President, Blacker House 1IUIIi". The moo' "",'eri",..,. , Animal Crackers. queo" "an be /illed, ..Idle "'" j;. Mr. Neches in payment for his -Frank Zdybel It seemed only natural to move ~ aore eommon. joy. are ...... :9 damaged umbrella. We feIt that a President, Dabney House fi"ely prooiUd lor: ....",'i,." =- to motion pictures; their style was ~ ~ large fine would greatly exaggerate -Tom Miller /rie...... playi,." "he.. or be"le. incredibly suited to "talkies." The ~ Irammon in ,Ite pa'io. or limply B the seriousness of the incident and President, Fleming House oj;. big music and dance numbers which 9A mendi,." lrayed "",."., end. ONr ~ would only create bad feeling. All -John Mesmer were eaten up by the Depression ~ a "up 01 "oilee'plThe mood i. , the principals in the incident, President, Lloyd House audiences, could be done even more "",'"". "'" ,..., e are .arm and en,h..i",,;". including Mr. Neches and Mr. -Chip Smith lavishly on the screen than on the ~ Moskatel, had previously expressed President, Page House stage. The comedy was even more tIn international folk d"nee cafe the same opinion. - Tim Tardiff cinematic. No movie audience could openTues. thru Sun. 8:00 p.m. The IHC hopes that the fore­ President, Ruddock House miss Groucho's quickly-delivered 792-5439 going will serve to dispose of what -Ralph Graham lines, the nuances in Harpo's Chairman,IHC Wed.-English Traditional Dances Thursday, February 5, 1970 THE CALIFORNIA TECH Page Seven

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"It wouldn't have happened in I my generation," says octogenarian in The Magic Christian. "It wouldn't N have happened in my generation," says Peter Sellers. "But it's hap­ S pening in my generation," says Ringo. Indeed it is. For, The Magic Christian, a trenchant satire on the ~ sixties, is what's happening. Magic Christian is a mosaic of fictional scenes of this era, as witnessed by A Sadly Neglected Art Is Recognized the omnipresent TV. camera. The A Tribute to Gerald Moore: with de ,Xenakis: Akrata; Takemitsu: The script is excellent, making the movie brass (which might have been part it. Syzygy is a musical rendition of los Angeles, Baker, Barenboim, Dorian Horizon; Nono: Canciones A a natural extension of such phen­ of the composition had it been a bit two poems by Joyce, Ecce Puer and Fischer-Dieskau, Gedda, Goossens, Guiomar; Tredici: Syzygy. The omena as Oh! Calcutta Putney more blatant). Like many modern Nightpiece, while Nono's piece takes Menuhin, de Peyer, de Pre, Festival Chamber ENSEMBI Swope, The War Game, and Andy compositions, they were probably the form of a love letter. Both aim Schwarzkopf. Angel S-36640. Rochard Dufallo, conductor. Susan Warhol's movie. The technique used written with stereo in mind, al­ at a feeling of mystery and This magnificent tribute to one Belling and Phyllis Bryn-Julson, is hyperbole, and this is the finest lowing for excellent stereo quality reflection, which is done justice by of the greatest piano accompanists sopranos. (Columbia MS 7281) and funniest example of a movie of and separation. Knowing what it is the performance. It is interesting to alive, Gerald Moore, is no doubt This collection of recently com­ this type I have seen. To parody and how it was done, the listener note that Tredici composed his richly deserved, and certainly the posed works is an excellent example Oh! Calcutta the movie contains a will just have to decide for himself music to follow the verse (the music artists paying tribute make this disc of the products of the modern performance by Lawrence Harvey of whether he really likes it or not. shakes when "shake" is sung, an absolutely top-notch recording. classical composers. Teclmically, the Hamlet's "To be, or not to be" Xenakis, the architect and math­ becomes higher on "raise," etc.), a Each of them has presented a record is very good, with the soliloquy as a strip tease. To point ematician who has brought math­ device often used by Handel. selection or two from the heart of exception of an occassionally harsh out the total corruption of art by ematics to music (good?), had The compositions contain no his or her repertoire-Victoria de los sound in the woodwinds and the commercial interests we have a wild composed in Akrata ("Pure") a theme, no harmonic, development, Angeles sings Spanish folk songs, work of complex detail, piling but tend to be a straight collection auction at Sotheby's, with the Dietrich Fischer-Dieskau sings R. destruction of priceless paintings by Friends - Rally blocks of sound on other blocks of of sound constructed math· Straus Lieder, Jacquelin de Pre sound. The piece is based on the ematically. They do produce a wealthy dilettantes. plays the Faure Elegie, Nicolai Other scenes include a grouse Continued from Page One theory of groups of transformations feeling towards them of form, Gedda sings Tchaikovsky short and involves a conversation of space; of musical sculpture, thanks shoot with tanks and flame songs, and so on-and the effect is Your powers of observation may throwers, the gift of free money to sounds and vibrato chords between to both the composers and the like a glittering collection of musical also be tested by such questions as eight woodwinds and eight brass artists. As to whether they are those who will, wade in a pool of gems. "Do you pass a sign reading 'No manure and blood to retrieve it, the instruments. music or not depends on who is But of course the real star of the Parking:'''. Much to the dismay of The vibrato motif appears again listening. fixing of the traditional college crew disc is Gerald Moore, and his quiet beginners, most 'No Parking' signs races, and the prevalent corruption in The Dorian Horizon, this time -E. Gansner way he outshines all of the others. don't have a question mark. Much with strings. With a sense of disguise among government officials. The art of accompaniment is a sadly to the dismay of experienced "Anyone can be bought," says and dimness, the violins flit about, neglected one, and not surprisingly, rallyists, some do. The rallyist will sometimes building chords, often Sellers, the richest man in the since it requires a great deal of soon become acquainted with such world, and he sets out to prove it; chasing each other, not necessarily pianistic skill, as well as the ability intersections where all streets are melodically, just chasing, while a the efficacy of bribery proves him to satisfy the most demanding of right. The images of homosexual named differently, streets with base of bass or silence rests beneath musical whims from the soloist. different names on each side, signs them. The great contrast occurs in and sadistic decadence are present GeraIs Moore is reputed to be a everywhere, and are complemented reading "Smile, You're On Radar", the middle when Takemitsu actually master of the latter, and this disc is and pink fire hydrants. uses a section of temporal music. by the omnipresent image from the clear proof of the former. He seems television set. The script is terribly To go on a rally you need a car, The final two pieces, Syzygy and to instinctively sense his strange a navigator to read instructions, a sententious, some of the most biting Canciones A Guiomar, are two voice role-knowing just when to dem­ pencil, and a flashlight. If you like, satire to come from England since compositions in which the accom­ onstrate his artistry, just when to you can take severla navigators. This Swift. But the wildest fictional paniment does not complement but recede into the background for the usually doubles your chances of exaggeration of the movie can in no contrasts the voice, either providing sake of the soloist. This man is one making a mistake but at least there way compare to such non-fictional an interlude or else acrively fighting of the very few accompanists who are more people to act as scapegoat. events presented as the murdering approches accompaniment not with Beginners will have an unusually of a Viet Cong suspect over national the view of getting through a rather good chance to get started in television. secondary job as comfortably as The success of the film lies in rallying on Saturday, February 14. possible, but rather as a participant Bill Armstrong, one of the leading the staging, direction, and editing. in an artistic experience, and I think Magic Christian utilizes the newest Southern California Rallymasters, of this attitude is important in making team CARE (Claremont Auto Rally trends in color (ranging from his performances so amazingly good. dream-like pastels to psychedelic Enthusiasts) will present CARE­ It's a strange idea: a 'record of FREE '70. This rally is designed for strobe) and music (theme song by accompaniments. Probably the one Paul McCartney). Never does the beginners and is free. Nonnally drawback is that by its very nature entry is $3.50. It will start in the camera dawdle at one particular one finds it somewhat difficult to scene. Rather a scene is introduced, northeast corner of the Eastland adapt oneself to the constantly The Dillards are back at the Ice Rodney Dillard, as well as his guitar the action and resolution executed Shopping Center. The center is at changing sorts ofmusic on this disc. House, and they are even better playing, but the instrumentals show­ quickly, the moral of the scene is the Barranca off·ramp of the San But that's likely unavoidable; and than before. The blend excellent case the talents of the whole group, stated, and the scene changes .Bernadino Freeway in West Covina. it's certainly not very important. Bluegrass music with comedy, and especially Herb on banjo. One slight rapidly. The editing is incisive. Registration is from 6:00p.m. to The album is still most enjoyable 8:30p.m. Those who would like to they do it well. I realize that departure from the standard Blue­ Continued on Page Ten indeed. try rallying should not miss this country music may have been given grass music was the inclusion of excellent opportunity. Bill has de­ a bad name by "Hee-Haw," but this Bob Dylan's "Walkin' Down the Line." To be honest, it was an NOW THRD FEB. 8 scribed the rally as "a web of is different. complex simplicity" and promises During their act, the Dillards did improvement over the original ver­ that there will be traps that will several numbers from their two sion, which had the drawback of TIM HARDIN challenge all levels of rallyists. recent albums, "The Wheatstraw Dylan's voice. If you haven't seen the Dillards AND Suite" and "Copperfields." These included their hits "Listen to the yet, I suggest you do so, since they MAYHAN OY VAY DEPARTMENT Sound" and "Close the Door will be at the Ice House until the Dear Editor, Lightly When You Go." Most of 15th of this month. Now that you've proved to their songs feature the singing of Featured with the Dillards is a Csentery and to all of us that you comedian named Gabe Kaplan, who too are big boys and can superim­ Ed. Note- We regret the disap­ is definitely not a filler act. His pose, I know what to expect next. proval of this unidentified reader at routines and one-liners had the In case I pick up a copy of next our attempt at bawdy humor. If he entire audience shrieking with laugh­ week's issue, I plan to have a sturdy is outspoken enough to write the ter. He has had but little television paper bag within easy reach. letter, we would like to know exposure, and this is unfortunate, -MF whose disapproval is being voiced. because I can think of several shows that could use him. INTERNATIONAL STUDENT ASSOCIATION Opening the show is a singer and EUROPE! ALSO AVAILABLE: at the ICE HOUSE guitarist named Russ Kirpatrick. He $285 (R.T.) FROM THE WEST COAST. Flights within Europe PASADENA does some of his own songs, and 24 N. Mentor (5 flights to choose) Student Tours Resetvations Phone some written by such others as $255 (R.T.) FROM THE MIDWEST. Additional Misc. Services MU 1·9942 Gordon Lightfoot and J. Robbie Robertson (of the Band). Russ (2 flights to choose) P.O. Box 1356 Feb. 10 - 15 FOLK MUSIC Kirpatrick is good: you shouldn't go $225 (R.T.) FROM THE EAST. Pomona, 91769 THE DILLARDS and COMEDY just to see the Dillards. He isn't the (2 flights to choose) GABE KAPLAN ROY HARRIS best that the Ice House has had, but he is very far from being the worst. Page Eight THE CALIFORNIA TECH Thursday, February 5, 1970 Stein on Research Project Third Wing . .. Mews Brief~- Continued from Page Three NSF money to publish the final would maintain the Institute's aca­ report, so although these funds Continued from Page Three demic standards; after all, it would cannot be attached to pay Center Deflation Strikes Umbrella debts, there will be no funds in Piers Anderton, (who was formerly be impossible to keep the admini­ Continued from Page One strations of Caltech and IHC those accounts anyway. ARP still a network commentator) had the distinct, and at the same time admit has some funds remaining from an audacity to state that the Tate a few weeks ago in "Throop Beat." off-color," as one professor worded students of one school to classes of Ford grant received in the fall of killing was "the inevitable end Seeing is indeed believing. it. the other on the basis of pre­ 1968, but these funds probably can product of the hippie culture." One Incidentally, you may have no­ Freedom of speech is alive and requisite courses or placement ex­ be transferred to help payoff the begins to understand why Mr. ticed that certain News Briefs well at Tech, or is it? See "Down aminations. And then what of the Center debts. Financially, then, we Anderton is no longer as widely editors, Throop Throlls, and other the TUBES" this week on the feature Honor System: dare we have faith are presently a terminal case, and broadcast, especially when he reo people, are given to the use of the page. in the honesty of students from a we will be bankrupt once such a fused to support his statements with word "wench" to mean any non­ transfer is implemented (Ido not sister school? facts. It is reporting of this nature random female. We would like to Watch Out! believe it has occurred yet). This There should be no doubt in that has caused the public to point out that wench originally Trolls and other beings walking will not be a new situation for the anyone's mind that the IHC idea become fed up with the news meant a servant girl-and everyone between San Pasqual and Winnett Project. Being on the verge of media. was totally ridiculous. It could have (at least then) knew that servant Center after dark are strongly bankruptcy has been the rule for us Yes, I really hate to admit that resulted in the total destruction of girls are the sexiest. advised to watch their step. It seems rather than the exception, as we Tech's social life, academic atmos­ Vice President Agnew was right. that· the B&G Mountain and Mole­ phere, Honor System, house system, never have a large quantity of funds The news media have become Want in on G&C hole Construction Crew has been PE requirement, and food service, except during the summer programs. complacent and sloppy, because the Just ASCIT-It busy in that area. The flashing lights to name but a few things the On the whole, I guess, business is only competition is within the news Shall Be Given ostensibly to warn people of these as usual during alterations. We will media. You have a choice between faculty's opponents of the IHC plan Nominations for ASCIT offices new topographical features have shortly begin recruiting for next printed news and broadcast news, must have envisioned as being remain open until February 9. The been placed in such a way as to summer's program. Students inter­ and unless you were at the event endangered. election will be held on February lead people directly toward them. ested in working next summer itself, you have no guarantee that If, through some freak chance, 19. Only four more days to get in should drop a note to me c/o ARP, the reporting is unbiased, or even another school should ever become on the G&C! 2 Culbertson. factual. Carried to its logical a candidate for moving to Caltech, I Incidentally, our information has Alan Stein extreme, you do not even have any see no reason why the more it that many offices are currently Director, ARP reason to believe this article. conservative portion of our faculty without candidates; many others should avoid making the same have only one candidate. mistake a third time. Laurence Kirsch !t1f1fxism, Tllflf Is Deflation Strikes! Umbrellas Down to 7J!2 Director STEIN Continued from Page Six man for Groucho's schemes. But Contrary to rumors, which we Clears Air on work?" "He don't have to; I gotta Chico always gets back at Groucho, denied last week, Page House will Smog Project no job." Zeppo can be funny but and some of the best moments are not be fined $207.50. Instead, due Dear Editor, he gives up early and becomes the when Groucho has to play it to action by the !HC, which is Your article on the ARC debt completely straight man for the straight. In Horsefeathers, Chico is exhaustively discussed elsewhere, was generally accui-ate, but I feel a group. Harpo is eternally silent but unable to kidnap two football the price of umbrellas has decreased few errors should be cleared up. he has no problem communicating. players for Groucho because he exponentially to $7.50. We hope First the ASCIT Research (Smog) When he orders a Scotch he dances usually sends around a car and that the rest of the economy will Project is not being a Highland jig. Harpo wanders chauffeur for them but "I ain't got follow suit, however, not to the terminated....yet. Official termi­ happily through the world chasing no more car. A car and chauffeur same degree. nation will take place only when blonds and stealing. The only costa too much so I had to sell the there are no students around who direction a screenwriter could give car." "Well, that shows you how First Pornographic Editor are interested in perpetuating the to him is-Harpo enters. much I know," Groucho replies, "I Under Twenty-One project, or when ASCIT (on its own After the first five movies their would have kept the car and sold We have received considerable or asa result of Institute recom· contract with Paramount expired the chauffeur." "Thats-a no good," reaction to the picture which mendation) terminates the Project. and Irving Thalberg produced A says Chico. "I gotta have a (dis)graced page nine of last week's issue. The comments ranged from At the time of this writing, none of Night at the Opera, their most chauffeur to take me to work in the But f liked the picture last week! these things have taken place. In successful and best movie. Thalberg morning." Groucho naturally "How does it feel to be the first fact, by the time this letter is was a perfectionist. Every gag in the doesn't understand. "Well if you've pornographic Tech editor under published, a new proposal to NSF picture was tested in road show got 'no car, how can he take you to twenty-one?" as one person put it, for funding for the summer of1970 will before the movie began shooting. to "It was just a little bit have been completed and submitted to the ASCIT BOD. They may have rejected it (I am writing this three days before said meeting) or the has been empirically demonstrated Faculty Committee on Student Continued from Page Two entry fees for the end-of-term glad to hear that Rodger Kent that Millikan reflecting pool is not Research may yet reject it. But Kudos to all involved.... So far as party? All his friends will be Asmussen got a 4.0 last term.... It improved by soaping. please don't bury us until we stop I know, there are no plans to place breathing. a burning cross on Throop for Your information regarding the Easter. ... ASCIT has opened financial situation was pretty ac­ nominations for their yearly wad of curate, with a few minor differ­ offices. Step right forward everyone. ences. ARP will have spent all the Are they still saving everyone's Sikorsky

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by Laurie Spaulding The formal opening of some art exhibits are stuffy affairs where people stare quietly in all-too-often painful attempts at self-edification. Others, like the opening in Dabney Lounge on January 27, are so much fun that it's hard to get people to leave. The 375 people who came to see Fred Csentery's sculpture and the drawings and graphics of Paul Darrow were well entertained that evening with lively conversation, champagne, and music provided by Chris Darrow, son of Paul and former head of the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band. For those who missed the opening (as well as for those who didn't) the sculpture, drawings, and graphics will be on display through February 13. ~)~'.g ,fARrV~fl\:en; W ":':'..f-- '-. ,y I o~'" ~ -i,t., . - J~- ~ I~": '1. - '. ri0v tI/IiJS, vt" I r II f£«<;ufl}- Pef'.i/.)/iJJ (:_\ J .-._------_. _..--/ ~ t::::.::J FOURTH?

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February 18 In general, the best way to play any suit is to force th opponents to lead it for you. This maxim proved BS and MS candidates in Engineering: correct on today's hand, played by interview RCA, on campus, for our Los Angeles expert Dick Henderson in a recent Sectional tournamen. Engineering Rotational Programs, The bidding of the hand was Manufacturing Management Development affected by the match-point scoring, since South would probably be Program or Direct Assignments in the area quite content to pass out two clubs of your skills. Openings are in Research, in rubber bridge or an imp team contest. However, at match point Oesign, Development, Manufacturing scoring it can be crucial to score Engineering, or Materials Management. 110 or 140 for making a part-score when two clubs goes down only See your placement officer to arrange 100. an interview with the RCA Representative. After West won the opening lead with the ace of clubs he shifted to Or write to RCA College Relations, Dept. the ten of diamonds, won by the ERP, Building 205-1, Camden, New Jersey king. South, planning to cross-ruff the hand, embarked on the neces­ 08101. We are an equal opportunity sary play of cashing his side suit employer. winners before the defenders could discard their losers. Accordingly, South cashed three high hearts and the ace of diamonds before leading tb" thirteenth heart from dummy. West ruffed the heart with the sIX of trumps, as East discarded a club ROil and South a diamond. West's club return was ruffed low in dummy and a diamond was led, ruffed with the five and overruffed by the ace. At this point the position was:

Trumps = Page Twelve Page Ten THE CALIFORNIA TECH Thursday, February 5, 1970 Tech GrapplersKeep Winning; Matmen Three More The Caltech varsity wrestling team, with Mr. Tom Gutman as Coach, won its seventh consecutive ~ meet Friday night at Redlands by a ------'-'--=-=::"'::=== score of 24-15. Earlier in the week the Beaver matmen had edged Cal Lutheran 21-19 and LA Trade Tech Cubs Picked to Top 23-21. Last Tuesday at California Mets in NL East Lutheran College, Bruce Johnson, Caltech heavyweight, was the only by Etaoin Schroedlu Beaver to win by pin. Other Tech This week your intrepid sports marvelous) is a fine infield sub. victors were Mark Morris, Randy Chicago spent most of the off columnist takes it upon himself to Lewis, Ken Bickford and Gary season energetically trading for predict the National League East, Zieve, all by decisions. outfielders to go with Williams, the secure in the knowledge that, no Ties most prominent being ex-Phil matter how badly he does, it won't Doug Wood at 158 and John Johnny Callison, but the cost to be worse than last year's official Las Morton at 177 gained two team their pitching staff was great. At the Vegas predictions, in which the points apiece by wrestling to ties of moment the only reliable hurlers I World Champion New York Mets (!) 3-3 and 7-7, respectively. were 100-1 to win the division (I can recall on the Cub Staff are Five of Cal Lutheran's points Hoopsters Top Redlands predicted them fifth). So: starters Ferguson Jenkins, Ken were won by forfeit. Los Angeles National League East Holtzman, and Bill Hands, who Trade Tech visited the Caltech gym Hanson made a lay-in on a drive 1. Chicago totaled about 60 wins last year, and Caltech Basketball's best week in last Wednesday only to be rudely from the side of the key at 1:36 2. New York relievers Phil Regan, the former many a season didn't open opti­ defeated by their host, 23-21 and it was 69-68, CIT. But with 3. St. Louis Vulture of LA, and submariner Ted mistically as perennial league power Gary Zieve and Doug Wood 1:07 remaining, Orwig was fouled 4. Philadelphia Abernathy. Dick Selma, the fourth Whittier out-ran and over-ran the pinned their opponents in the 150 on a shot attempt and sank both 5. Pittsburgh starter last year after being obtained Beavers 118-72. Tech bounced back, and 158 classes to account for ten free throws to put Redlands ahead 6. Montreal early in the season, went to Philly though, to win its first league game of Tech's points. Ken Bickford at 70-69. in the Callison trade, and spot in 64 tries since February 22, 1963 142 gainel1 a 9-2 decision to add The lead was short lived, how­ 1. Chicago. Last year the Cubs hurler Rich Nye is in St. Louis right (when it beat Claremont 56-51) by three to the total. The other ten ever, as Bruce Ault hit a 15-foot appeared to have the division now. Chicago has several young defeating Redlands 71-70 in over­ Caltech tallies were free; LA Trade baseline shot with 55 seconds left pennant all wrapped up, but time. Senior Forward Bruce Ault pitching prospects; probably one of Tech forfeited at the 118 and 177 for the last and winning score. managed to lose to the Mets was named small college Player of them can give them .500 ball with pound classes. Redlands missed several more op­ anyway. This year, the Cubs won't the Week by the Los Angeles Times that Cub lineup behind him, which Won by Fall portunities as the Beavers turned let that happen again. There is a for a 47 point outburst against is all they'd need. Mark Morris in the 118 pound the ball over but the game was not lack of backup strength in the Pacific Christian and La Verne and class and Phil Gschwend at 126 won secure until the final buzzer. With 3 Windy City, particularly in pitching, sinking the winning field goal 2. New York. The Mets are a good by fall for Caltech. Those Techers seconds left Orwig fouled Dennis but there is enough front-line against Redlands with 55 seconds to ream, with top-notch pitching, make who won by decision to earn three Carrie on a rebound. With a 71-70 sterngth to catch the Mets, which go in the overtime. no mistake about that. But they are team points each, were Randy lead and a one-and one free throw still lack the great hitting to go with Whittier's size and speed over­ not a gerat ream, and don't figure Lewis at 134, Gary Zieve at 150, opportunity the win seemed assured their pitching. The Cubs have six whelmed as they stole 22 errant to repeat now that the Year of the John Morton at 167, and Alan bona-fide all-stars in catcher Randy Miracle is over. The Mets caught fire balls and outrebounded Tech 64-30 Please turn to Page Twelve Beagle at 190. Bruce Johnson Hundley, infielders Ernie Banks, last year, the way occasional teams and scored repeatedly on the fast fought to a 1-1 tie in the Glenn Beckert, Don Kessinger, and have, such as Pittsburgh in 1960 break. Never-the-less, the 72 points heavyweight competition. Ron Santo, and outfielder Billy and Boston in 1967, to work was the highest output for a league Caltech's next league match is HI LIFE Williams, who proved good defense surprizes of high order, but such game this year and the 44.8% from this Saturday at 1:OOp.m., here and superb hitting, and Paul surprises. are virtually never dupli­ the field and 76.9% from the line against La Verne. The Beavers are 1758 E.. Colorado Popovich (baseball names can be cated (remember' the Jets). The were respectable. Ken Hanson led 2-0 in the conference and 9-2 for 449-9705 main weakness is hitting, where the scoring and rebounding as a Magic Christian . Tommy Agee and <;leon Jones, who the season. forward and sometime center with player, speedy Lou Brock, and the 20 points and 6 rebounds with a Best bottomless entertainment in had fabulous 1969 seasons, carry so Pasadena. Continued from Page Seven much of the burden. The team's lest side of the infield is of 63.6 FG% and 75.0 FT%. Freshman guard Don Keenan scored 15 points Admittance restricted to those 21 Magic Christian making liberal other big hitters, Swoboda, questionable talent; after good years years of age. use of the new freedom of Kranepool, Clendenon, and in 1968 Mike Shannon and Dal on a phenomenal 75.0 FG% and 100.0 FT%. expression, seems to point to a new Shamsky, are part-timers, with Mavill had wretched 1969s. The The $1.00 door charge will bt Despite Other Victory trend in comedy and satire; a trend erratic histories. Of course, there are starting pitching will help a great waived upon presentation of a £11 at once both promising and fright­ some positive features as welL The deal, with Bob Gibson, Steve Despite a Redlands victory over undergraduate, g~aduate, alumnae, ening. pitching is great: young, deep, and Carlton, and Nellie Briles leading a Pomona, before the game even faculty, or employee identification The Worst and Best Of 1969 talanted. Who else can boast two deep corps, but someone will have started it figured to be close. and receipt of a special semester The Hollywood studios are in such aces as Tom Seaver and Jerry to go on relief if the staff is to Redlands' tallest man is but 6'4" pass. and 50% of their offense is financial trouble. The collapse of Koosman? And the trade for third make it. And 1969's brightest spot, Continuous shows 12 noon to 2 the star system, soaring production baseman Joe Foy fills a persistent second baseman Julian Javier, may represented by one man, Forward Randy Orwig who was to score 33 a.m. costs, and the youth market trend Met hole with a good hitter who not repeat. All in all, another long lunch Sh'ows 12:00-3:00. are the factors contributing to this can run. But somehow I don't see year for the Mound City. of their 70 points, and all 7 of their overtime output. Tech led at the Monday night all-strip bottomless decline. If films such as Hello Dolly this team as having any advantages contest, 9 p.m. are Hollywood's reply, the travail of other than pitching over the Cubs, To be continued next week. half on balanced scoring by a 34-32 the studios is likely to continue. and pitchers' arms are a questionable margin and maintained the lead blark! it's wednesday night after The movie deserves to be rated no thing at best. This team could win until, with 10: 18 to go in the Now featuring: better than "I", suggested for but probably won't. ' deadline deaprtment second half, Redlands caught up to general ignoramuses. The plot is knot the game at 50-50. Tech then banal, the dialogue trite, the staging 3. St. Louis. The only team in Dear Readers, went on a scoring binge and pulled Rindy!tffJrtin inappropriate, and the acting uni­ recent years to repeat titles, This is the last space to be out to a 58-50 lead with 8:22 to go formly atrocious. Barbra Streisand 1967-1968, the Cards last year fell filled in this week's issue. After and the game looked secure if the performs in so uninspired a manner into a dismal fourth in the East fourty man-hours, we are almost Beavers could just keep pace. one can only hope she will return and as a result of questionabl~ ready to take your paper to Redlands came back, though and pulled to within 2 at 58-56 with to Brooklyn for acting lessons. If trading figure to have difficulty the printer. Hello Dolly comes to a local recapturing as high a position as 6:20 to go. After reeling off 5 more What does this mean, other points to go ahead at 63-56 with theatre, and you find yourself with third; if some of Philly's kids or than that the editor is desperate a chance to miss it, this reviewer 3:26 left, the game once again some of Pittsburgh's pitchers come for something to fill a few suggests you take advantage of it. through there will no no first seemed clinched, but Tech failed to Zsm" a French film, concerns division for St. Louis in 1970. St. column inches? score again in the half as Redlands itself with the anatomy of the Louwon the Richie Allen sweep­ Putting out the TECH has battled back to 63-63 with 1:30 military coup which occurred in stakes, obtaining the super-slugger meant a great deal of work for remaining. Both teams missed scor­ Greece. Possibly the best foreign from the Phillies, but gave up no a very -few people. It has been ing opportunities in the last minute film to be seen in the U.S, in the less than three key performers to at times a sacrifice, and is likely including a 12 footer and suc­ last five years, Z is unusual in the get Allen in catcher Tim McCarver to become too much of a ceeding tip by Tech with but sense that much can be learned outfielder Curt Flood, and relief sacrifice, unless we have help. seconds to go. In the overtime it from the movie. It is thoroughly hurler Joe Hoerner. Class replace­ (Those cute big staff wanted ads was all Orwig vs. Caltech. He scored Rindy is a winner of many beauty first with 4:51 to go in the 5 European, and provides a glimpse of ments for these three are not in have not been solely space-filler. contests, such as Miss S. S. Catalina, European thought on political and evidence now. The catching will be minute period but then center Tom Miss U.S.S. Holister, Miss U.S.S. We mean it): Heinz tipped a shot at 4:08 and it Galveston, and Miss Shutterbug, judicial matters. And the pers­ done by Joe Torre, a hard hitter The TECH has improved a picuous style of the script shows a was 65-65. Orwig hit a free throw entered the Miss California pageant, who played first last year, and great deal this year. With your great sense of tempo and suspense. rookie Ted Simmons, a great with 3:41 lett and Dennis Came and has never loSt a go-go contest This movie must be seen, for it is prospect who will be in service for help, it could be better. Stop parried with a jumper from the top she has entered, including L.A., not only a great work artistically much of spring training and thus by the TECH office in Winnett of the key at 2:58 to make it Hollywood, and Miss A-Go-Go but technically as well. will be handicapped by a slow start. any Monday or Tuesday night. 67-66, Tech. After Orwig hit a California contests. Five feet of -Alan Lederman The outfield has only one solid - Tirl!d Editor 20-footer at the 1:47 mark, Ken 'blonde dynamite! Thursday, February 5, 1970 THE CALI FORNIA TECH Page Eleven Down the Tubes Tennis Team Nips Navy Oxy Dunks Swimmers They'll Be Just Like Us The Caltech varsity tennis squad Jim Crawford won the fifth The Occidental College swimming started its season with a victory singles match 6-0, 6-3. Bruce team splashed its way to a poorly over the Long Beach Navy team by Eisenhart came from behind to top proportioned victory over Caltech by Etaoin Schroedlu a 5-4 score here last Thursday. his opponent 1-6, 7-5, 6-3 at sixth of 7916 yo 3216;. Ed. Note- This is the second in a gestures with his hands and fingers Things aren't as bright as they singles. The Beavers drove their small series of reports from Edward A. as he spoke. This argument was could be, though, for Coach John The crucial match was at second team of twelve over to Oxy Friday Miller, student at the Camelot received with such loud acclaim that Lamb and his racket men. The doubles, where Jim Crawford and afternoon for the meet. Institute of Transcendentalism. its author, highly pleased, seemed sailors' won the first, second, and Don Smith won for Tech, 6-1, 2-6, Mabry Tysom earned five points Perhaps I should state that 1 have about to embark on an instant third singles matches, as well as the 6-4. This was the final match, and for Tech with his victory in the 200 excised as much as possible of the replay, but his audience pressed on first doubles contest. gave Caltech the 5-4 advantage. yard breast stroke. Bob Hall slang used by Miller and his fellow to hear the next argument. Anyway, Caltech earned victories at the Caltech was handicapped by the finished third in the same event, for Transients, on the grounds that it Miller noted that there was some fifth and sixth singles categories and NAIA rule that forbade Bill Almas­ one team point. would be incomprehensible to confusion as to whether the com­ at second doubles. Long Beach sy from playing because he is a Steve Johnson took first in the anyone else, or 'the outside world, ' if pleted argument concerned girls Or Navy forfeited to the Techers at transfer student. Almassy will be you prefer. Therefore, only three meter dive and second place the outside police. fourth singles and third doubles. permitted to play in league games. occasional slang terms have remained in the one meter springboard The next Transient was already in this report. competition to contribute ten speaking. "As you know," he said, Student Edward A. Miller of the points to Tech's cause. Gary Reedy "CamTrans has never before admit­ Camelot Institute of was second in the three meter ted members of the female sex into Transcendentalism was returning to diving, while Techer Ed Fronczak the undergraduate student body." student cell after a grueling after­ placed third jumping off the one Booes and hisses. "At least official­ noon of staring at the ceiling in meter board. 1y." Laughter. "But next year they classes, when a friend passing by Lack Strength are going to." Loud cheers. Miller intercepted him. "Hey, Miller, come Tom Coates won the 50 yard was happy to see that the Adminis· on. The Cell Block Council is having freestyle race as teammate Max Kay tration of CamTrans was followin: an open meeting on the admission tied for third place. such a philosophically justifiablt of girls next year, and it's open! The team, lacking the strength it path. Engineers: had last year because some good We've got to go and listen to the The speaker continued. "This swimmers either graduated or did arguments." Miller, a good Tran­ promises to be an excellent oppor­ Join the not come out this season, will host sient, loved nothing better than a tunity to indoctrinate these indivi­ the University of Puget Sound genuine, philosophical discussion of duals, often called 'girls', into our tomorrow at 4:00 p.m. some academic topic, so he per­ way of life here at CamTrans. Why, diversified world mitted himself to be led off in the just think of the opportunities," he direction of the central meeting waxed enthusiastic. "Purely aside of Martin Marietta room, or 'rumpus room', of the from the truly excellent academic Student Brig. opportunities available here, these NOW••• As Miller and his friend entered, girls will have the opportunity to one philosophic-looking gentleman participate in that great CamTrans was completing what had obviously tradition, Student Brig Life!" This been a telling point, shouting, "Let point was received with riotous them come! Let them all come!" acclamation, Transients on the sofas and making symbolic, oratorical beating their bare feet on the Chippendale coffee tables in ap­ preciation, while others on the floor stopped passing the bottles and Brittannus: (shocked) Caesar, this is grass long enough to applaud. Even not proper. the Enforcers Squad, to show their Theodotus: (outraged) How! approval, paused in their ritual Caesar: (recovering his self-possession) cleansing of a frosh whose crime Pardon him, Theodotus, he is a bar­ had been to attain a perfect score choose barian, and thinks that the customs on a psychics quiz. of his tribe and island are the laws "Yes, all of these good, clean CONTACT of nature. activities will now be available to LENSES these lucky girls," the speaker went in 16 colors on. "Why, they can take part in our A better ~hoice than ever .•• six-man lifts, and 'tubbing' of 3 shades of blue or green, even appropriate people, and our 'alco­ Intriguing new lavender or mao CLASSIFIED holic-beverage blasts', and all of the gl~ian red. Also cat's eye brown, green flecks With blue, azure, other activities which make life here grey Ir plnll. HELP WANTED at CamTrans so enjoyable for' us and help create tomorrow's PLUS ••• 10 TYPES all." technology in: Missile FREE LANCE WORK "But, suppose that the girls don't Translators in all languages, in­ like all of that?" asked Miller of the Systems, Launch Vehicles, () speaker. o cluding African, needed to translate Space Exploration, TRUNCATED SPHERICAL TORIC highly technical and scientific ma­ An incredulous silence imme­ terial in several fields. Work may be diately followed the interruption. Advanced Electronics and done at home in free time. Only Miller, suddenly aware of his gaffe, Communications Systems. G individuals with scientific training hurriedly added, "I'm not saying o that's right, but just suppose that TRIANGULAR VENTED considered. Send resume to We're looking for qualified Aeronautical, Electrical, SCITRAN, Bos 5456, Santa Bar­ they'd rather live some other way?" Electronic, Mechanical and Civil Engineers. We offer bara, California 93103. The silence was prolonged, and them deep and rewarding involvement in significant, in this crisis all eyes went to the long-term Research, Development, Design, Test, Eval­ o Position for married, mature indiv­ DOUBLE Chairman of the Brig, the highest uation, and Production programs in the fields listed FENESTRATED TRUNCATED idual, age 20-30, 70 hours a month. above. Send resume clo The California elective officer present, who was Tech, Winnett Center; will be clearly the most respected and We have major facilities in Baltimore, Maryland; Den­ forwarded. ilosophic of the assembled indi­ ver, Colorado; Orlando, Florida; Wheeling, Illinois; and QuO iduals. This gentleman stepped field operations at Cape Kennedy and Vandenberg forward, looked Miller straight in PINHOLE PRISMATIC Bi-FOCAL AFB. Each location offers opportunities for continuing TRAVEL the eye, and spoke. education with financial support. OUR FAMOUS EUROPE-ISRAEL Travel Discounu "Miller, that was a very improper IVailable to holders of international thi.ng to say, and reflects ill on our ONE-STOP SERVICE student 1.0. cards. For info. re­ entire Student Brig. 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OAK MU. 1·4313 • SY. 6·1191 Sound Ent. 877-5884 984-1559 Please turn to Page Twelve Page Twelve THE CALIFORNIA TECH Thursday, February,.( 1970 Tedl Sinlts One Hour Ahead Fourth? HASP Beats Printers Continued from Page Nine Continued from Page Ten North SJ9 but Carrie missed the first one and with 21 and Meadows far outdi­ The new operating system for was an hour ahead of its two H -­ Hanson grappled for the rebound as stanced everyone in rebounding Booth Computing Center's 360/75, eleven-hundred line per minute D87 two seconds ticked off until Red­ with 36, including 23 against HASP, got off to good start printers, an occurence previously C -- West East lands finally gained control and Redlands. Added to 25 against La Monday morning. The operating unheard of at Booth. Charles Ray, S -- SQ1042 called time-out with one second Verne, they brought his average system is a program which handles Booth's senior engineer, was over­ H -­ H -- left. As the Tech defense hung back over the past three games to over the scheduling of programs on heard saying, "Well, printers are D-­ D -- to avoid a fatal foul the in-bounds 20. modern, large computers. The ob­ cheap". If a third printer is installed CQ1097 C -- jective is to efficiently utilize the it should mean the end of the long South pass was predictably lofted to the ***** SK87 top of the key to Orwig who On Saturday, February 7, CIT resources of the computer. HASP waits for results of computer H -­ jumped, caught the ball in mid·air, hosts L. A. Baptist College, whose has won high praise from staff and classwork. Even with the present D -­ spun and shot a 20-footer that Varsity features a 6'10", 6'10", 6'8" users alike for the startling improve­ set-up, things are looking brighter C J bounced off the backboard as the front line and on Wednesday, ments in job turnaround, the for computing center users. buzzer sounded. February 11, travels to Redlands average time between submitting a West exited with the queen of Ault, Carrie Led Scoring hoping to duplicate its dominance. job and receiving results. Most this space for before dinner bridge players clubs, ruffed by North's nine and Caltech's scoring was led by Ault Despite the distance, a large cheer­ marked was the improvement for overtrumped by the ten. East was and Carrie who scored 15 points ing section would be appreciated smaller jobs, which ran about three now endplayed, with the choice be­ apiece and probably saved the game and may be a determining factor in times faster. tween leading the queen of spades in the overtime as Carrie controlled another close game. Redland's gym While some minor problems were and giving up at once or leading a the ball well in a semi-stall and Ault may be reached by taking the San encountered by users who had spade to the jack and being couped. saved numerous potential turnovers. Bernardino Freeway (Interstate 10) failed to add the new card required In all Henderson lost only one club Hanson and Jerry Feely added 13 to the Redlands University turnoff, for HASP, the changeover was less and three trumps, making three and 11 points respectively to turning left (north) off the off-ramp traumatic than expected. Perhaps spades for an excellent score. balanced scoring. Orwig was high and driving until the street ends, most affected were the operators. scorer for the game with 33. and turning right. They gym is The speed caught them a bit ONE TWELVE PAGE TECH Rebounding was fairly even with approximately ~ mile down, on the off-guard. Senior operator, Joe Redlands having a slight edge 43-41, right. N tip-off time is 6:30 p.m. Dailey exclaimed, "It's too fast!" as but in the critical overtime Tech while Varsity games start at 8:30 he dashed down the hall to check outrebounded 7-4 with the 7 p.m. on input. At one point, the system FOURTY MAN-HOURS WORK rebounds split among 6 players. Hanson led the Beavers in the game with 13. Still, shooting was the critical factor as CIT hit 48.3% of its field goal attempts and was 4 for Do you think 7 in the overtime while the Bulldogs could manage only 35.2% from the floor and 2 for 10 in OT. a bright young engineer ***** Inexplicably, the Junior VARSI' FARED OPPOSITELY TO TH should spend losing to Whittier by but a 73-60 score in a game that could have been won but being pounded 91-43 by a six-man Redlands squad. his most imaginative years on George Meadows and Gary Prohaska tied for scoring honors for the week the same assignment? Tubes Gf) On Continued from Page Eleven products of this system, which you have just maligned. Do they not Neither do we. speak for themselves about its results?" Miller, looking at his That's why we have a two­ You may select special­ fellow CamTrans students, had to year Rotation Program for ized jobs, or broad systems­ admit that they did indeed indicate graduatingengineers who type jobs. Or you can choose the results. "Miller, none of these would prefer to explore several not to change assignments if individuals is what he was when he technical areas. And that's why you'd rather develop in-depth first came here, even the freshmen. They have all changed. Could any many of our areas are organ­ skills in one area. other system have done so much?" ized by function-rather than Either way, we th ink Again Miller han to concede the by project. you'll like the Hughes ap­ point. At Hughes, you might proach. "Miller, have you ever had so work on spacecraft, communi­ It means you'll become much good, clean fun in your life as cations satell ites and/or tacti­ more versatile in a shorter you have had here? The camarad­ cal missiles during your first If you qualify, we'll arrange for time. r------, erie? The wholesome Brig Spirit I I which permeates even the most two years. you to work on several different (And your : HUGHES: reluctant corners of this Brig? The All you need is an EE, ME assignments ... and you can salary will IL JI HUGHES AIRCRAFT COMPANY midnight visits of the Enforcers? or Physics degree and talent. help pick them. show it.) AIt"O.""CIt DIVISIONS Are these not priceless experiences, which you will remember always? "Miller, every individual here is a product of this system. Why, there isn't an individual left in this entire Brig who doesn't agree with us totally. All of these people, your r------, best friends and compatriots, were made over by this system into what I CAMPUS INTERVIEWS: they are now. Do you reject this system? February 27, 1970 "And now, females are to receive the opportunity to join us. Would Representatives of several activities of Hughes Aircraft Company (each with highly­ you deny them this right? Would specialized personnel requirements and separate interview schedules) will visit your you deny them this golden oppor­ tunity? Would you deny them the campus. If your career interests lie in one or more of the following fields of aero­ greatest honor and privilege that space/electronics, contact your Placement Office TODAY to make sure your name CamTrans can offer, the opportun­ gets on the interviewing schedule for HUGHES AEROSPACE DIVISIONS: ity to live, act, and be the way we are? If they work hard they may I Microwave & Antenna Engineering Electro-OpticaI Engineering some day even get to be LIKE US." I Guidance & Controls Engineering Microcircuit Engineering Miller was overcome by the I I Spacecraft Design Engineering Space Systems Engineering enthusiasm generated by the argu­ I Components & Materials Engineering Missile Systems Engineering ments of the Chairman, who was I Weapon Systems Engineering Circuit Design Engineering borne off in triumph by the Brig I members. Miller was borne off, too, I u.s. Citizenship required I An equal opportunity employer. but in a different direction. ~------