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What Do You Do When You Go to Bed on Tuesday Night lRlIFORNIA with aNewspaper? Copyright 1970 by the Associated Students of the CaliforniaTechInstitute of Technology, Incorporated. Volume LXXI Pasadena, California, Thursday, February 5, 1970 Auto Rallyes: The Only Way to Rehearsals Now for Sing Get Totally Lost by James Henry Interhouse Extravaganza Skill-gimmick rallying is a sport finding increasing po pularity with by Da~id Luippold dy skits and "skillful" drum-beating Techers looking for an evening of The official annual Interhouse is represented here. In addition to witful challenge. Basically, a rally Sing festivities will open with a hard-core undergrad antics, the consists of driving along a course by flourish on 14 February 1970 at various latent talents of the grad follOWing a written set of in 7:30 p.m. in the Scott Brown uates and faculty are also sought in structions. The instructions are not Pavilion. Rehersals are now under the search for new sources of always as straightforward as they way in 3 categories of competition: potent entertainment. seem, however. In fact, the Rally (1) House Choruses consist of at The first two groups will be master who set up the course will least 16 house members who judged on the tone, pitch, accuracy, have included numerous traps, op practice before mealtimes to create expression, communication, and portunities for you to misinterpret an appetite for B&G food, and after "choice of music". The third the various instructions and wind up eating to keep their minds off of category will be more broadly off-course. The test comes in It's a flying Frodsham! Despite shutter speeds of 1/125th of a second, our photograph.er what they ate. There is no judged on the basis of effectiveness spotting these traps and reading the couldn't stop Olaf Frodsham, who has just recovered from double pneumonia. maximum number of house mem- and technical skill. rules and route sheet carefully to bers who may participate, if the" The atmosphere is hopeful and make the correct decision. The "members" have all been initiated stimulating. Although what Rud scoring is based upon the correct Jimmt.EiH into the house. dock is plotting remains a top answers about the course, not upon (2) Small Group Competitions military secret, some of the other speed ofr mileage. have no house limitations, but no Houses' activities have been flushed An example of an instruction The War of the Greasy Street Ramp more than 3 Glee Club men of any into the open: The Ricketts Row that appears innocent but can take one house may enter in a small dies promise to display their you off-course is "R @ STOP". by Phil Neches 3) The individual must inform group which represents different Aquarian HAIR (Hare?), and the Looking over the rules you find A new policy for parking on Campus Security that he is loading houses. No primarily instrumental Flems hint of "old favorites" that R means turn right, @ means at the Olive Walk will take effect something. This may be done by groups are judged in this category. (possibly in the tradition of the Red or as soon as possible after, and immediately, according to Dr. Dave placing a "Loading" sign on the There is a group maximum size Cock Inn) in addition to vocal STOP is a sign which indicates a Smith, Master of Student Houses. In windshield of the car. Such use of limit of 6 members of the same sex, instrumental combinations. stop will be necessary in your the past, Smith said, a few people "Loading" signs will, of course, in hopes that some groups may have abused the privilege of parking direction of travel. Soon you come under the Honor System. embrace up to a dozen members... Mellow Voices Resound on the Olive Walk, which resulted in come to a pretty red and white sign 4) Campus Security will ticket Open Competition The mellow voice of age is also a great deal of friction between which says "STOP" and you turn cars found in violation of this (3) The Open Competition in- seen: Lloyd House includes a students, the Master's Office, and right, right? ("Correct!" screams an policy. cludes all else (except hard profes- Twelfth Century Gothic Hymn B&G. anguished navigator) Stop! Enjoy your new ramp! sionals). Anything from short come- (procession of monks?), and Blacker To prevent this friction from --------~--::._--' Your're're both wrong. In your plans "Six Infinite Canons" by Six proliferating, the IRC and Dr. Smith haste you ignored a sign that said Medieval Poets (arranged by MAX have worked out the following 5pacefiller WiJ!~! "STOP AHEAD". If you read Helfman) and a polyphonic number policy: carefully you will realize that that by Palestrina, "Ecce Quomodo satisfies the instruction and you 1) Parking on the Olive Walk will Moritur". henceforth be restricted to loading should have turned there. The rally Other groups, quartets, and snake and unloading objects too heavy to Tech to Form Syndicate master finds out what course you charmers are anticipated, but all move otherwise. took by answers to questions about acts must be officially entered 2) Cars must be parked on the the course. The good, usually the by Ira Moskatel column, Fourth, and the regular before 7 February 1970 so that the dirt, except that members of Page top one-seventh, will be rewarded TECH staff writers will now have column on the draft. order and length of presentation House may use their driveway for with trophies. to join the syndicate! Copyrights, Taxdom may be established. One may sign moving things to their courtyard. "P~.ase turn to P31te Seven Well, it's not really as untoward The Tech is now preparing the up the group on sheets provided on as it sounds. The California Tech, publicity mailouts and "the contract the Lloyd House Bulletin Board, or News Briefs realizing the need of every paper, arrangements for the syndicate. The in the YMCA office before that including the biggest ones, is tax structure of ASCIT must be date. Auditions will take place on organizing a syndication operation carefully studied in order to make the eighth, ninth, and tenth' of Millikan Now by which articles, columns, "and sure the Tech or ASCIT doesn't February: consult Tom Noyes or Part of Effluent Society special feature stories will be sold to have to pay tribute to lord IRS. All the Bulletin Boards (Lloyd House or other newspapers and magazines for the issues of the Tech have to be YMCA) regarding when to appear. publication. The coverage of the copyrighted and veritled for accur The activities promise to be a lot Millikan Pond Polluted; yourself away from the Citran Tech will be augmented by special acy and quotations. of fun this year, and afterwards, in Puns Now Doubly-Cleaning Console long enough to come to the assignments which will be written The copyright regulations are the immortal words of Ron Kehoe, Someone may have discovered a next meeting of the Science Fiction only for syndication. reasonably simple but handling the everybody can either "celebrate new washday miracle for physics Club: 7:30 p.m., Tuesday, Feb. 10, Money Involved mailing and business details still their victory or drown their defeat" punsters. Simply put several cups of Clubroom One. Meet our advi any laundry detergent in the The California Tech Features have to be tackled. The Syndicate with full KEGS in Valentine soress ... wants you! Millikan reflecting pool, and insert Service, as the new syndicate will be Culbertson Hall. called, will be a financial boon to toads and snakes. Frodsham Back on Job; Unfortunately, this process also the newspaper, hopefully providing Double-Times Recovery a regular income beyond the produces a detergent scum, not Olaf Frodsham, Director of the Results Of ASCIT Elections unlike that found in some of our advertising which now supports the world-renouned Caltech Glee Club, paper. The authors of the stories major rivers. Caltech has long has returned to active duty after a suffered under Pasadena smog; chosen for syndication will receive. two and a half week stint in the fifty per cent of all the revenues however, we now can enjoy water hospital. He has made a remarkable pollution, too! collected for the sale of their recovery from a case of double articles. If the service is successful, Techers to Eat It Big pneumonia, and has resumed the there will be a new staff member Courtesy of Roma Gardens task of getting the Glee Club to whose job it will be to assign and The Grand Pizza will be selected Hawaii for Easter Vacation. write the special articles and to in the first and only Caltech For all of you Glee Club trolls, manage the business affairs of the pizza-eating contest. Teams of three there is no word as we go to press service. He will probably be salaried men each from each house will as to which of you will be layed as from the commissions from articles. compete for the title of Grand Pizza you step off the plane. Sliding Scale this coming Wednesday, February The features service will be 11, at 11 a.m. Letter From the Editor: available to college newspapers and The first prize will be the world's We're Snowed! hopefully some small commercial most delicious case of heartburn, to Dear IBM, newspapers as well. The fee received be provided by Roma Garden's We're snowed. Your tabs precon by the Tech will be on a sliding famous pizzas. Techers will be glad works.