LOOKING YOU IN THE THIRD EYE SINCE 1992 "ALL ALONE TOGETHER" BY THOMAS CHRISTOPHER HAAG • THOMASCHRISTOPHERHAAG.COM VOLUME 24 | ISSUE 7 | FEBRUARY 12-18, 2015 | FREE [2] FEBRUARY 12-18 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI WEEKLY ALIBI FEBRUARY 12-18 , 2015 [3] CRIB NOTES BY AUGUST MARCH alibi Crib Notes: Feb. 12, 2015 VOLUME 24 | ISSUE 7 | FEBRUARY 12-18 , 2015 1 After only one episode, some are saying that AMC’s new Burque-based EDITORIAL drama “Better Call Saul” is set to MANAGING EDITOR/MUSIC EDITOR: Samantha Anne Carrillo (ext. 243) ______. [email protected] FILM EDITOR: a) Improve our town’s struggling Devin D. O’Leary (ext. 230) [email protected] economy FOOD EDITOR/FEATURES EDITOR : b) Destroy our city’s reputation Ty Bannerman (ext. 260) [email protected] c) Influence local law practices ARTS & LIT EDITOR/ WEB EDITOR : Lisa Barrow (ext. 267) [email protected] d) Provide a template for all teevee CALENDARS EDITOR/COPY EDITOR: shows of the distant future Mark Lopez (ext. 239) [email protected] CONTRIBUTING WRITERS: Cecil Adams, Steven Robert Allen, Captain 2 Last Saturday night, a shopkeeper on America, Gustavo Arellano, Rob Brezsny, Shawna Menaul shot a would-be shoplifter who Brown, Suzanne Buck, Eric Castillo, David Correia, made off with ______. Erik Gamlem, Gail Guengerich, Nora Hickey, Kristi D. Lawrence, Ari LeVaux, Mark Lopez, August March, Genevieve Mueller, Amelia Olson, a) A box of bath salts Geoffrey Plant, Benjamin Radford, Jeremy b) A large New York-style pizza Shattuck, Mike Smith, M. Brianna Stallings, M.J. c) An expensive “growers lamp” Wilde, Holly von Winckel d) A large bag of vermiculite PRODUCTION ART DIRECTOR: Jesse Schulz (ext. 229) [email protected] 3 While closing up an abandoned PRODUCTION MANAGER : apartment/meth lab, local police Archie Archuleta (ext. 240) [email protected] stumbled on ______. GRAPHIC DESIGNERS: Tasha Lujan (ext. 254) [email protected] a) A gang of bloodthirsty homeless Robert Maestas (ext. 254) [email protected] folks STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER: Eric Williams [email protected] b) Several works of art by a famous CONTRIBUTING ARTISTS: American artist Ben Adams, Eva Avenue, Cutty Bage, Max Cannon, c) Marsellus Wallace’s mysterious Michael Ellis, Adam Hansen, Jodie Herrera, KAZ, briefcase Jack Larson, Tom Nayder, Ryan North d) The keys to Zed’s chopped-out SALES motorcycle SALES DIRECTOR: Sarah Bonneau (ext. 235) [email protected] SENIOR DISPLAY ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE: 4 A man charged with the recent murder John Hankinson (ext. 265) [email protected] of another man near the 7-Eleven at ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES: Kathryn and San Mateo previously Valerie Hollingsworth (ext. 263) [email protected] Laura Liccardi (ext. 264) [email protected] worked ______. Dawn Lytle (ext. 258) [email protected] Sasha Perrin (ext. 241) [email protected] a) As a clerk at rival convenience store Allsups ADMINISTRATION CONTROLLER: b) As the CEO of a multi-national Molly Lindsay (ext. 257) [email protected] corporation ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE : c) As a hedge fund manager Courtney Foster (ext. 233) [email protected] d) As a police informant FRONT DESK: Constance Moss (ext. 221) [email protected] Renee Chavez (ext. 221) [email protected] 5 Among bills being considered at this EDITOR AND PUBLISHER: year’s meeting of the New Mexico Carl Petersen (ext. 228) [email protected] SYSTEMS MANAGER: Legislature is one sponsored by State Kyle Silfer (ext. 242) [email protected] Representative Rob Montoya WEB MONKEY: (R- Farmington), who is proposing a bill John Millington (ext. 238) [email protected] that would curb the sale of OWNERS, PUBLISHERS EMERITI: Christopher Johnson and Daniel Scott ______. 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House Bill 354 would work to limit the sale of spice and other synthetic drugs by civil remedies to Association those damaged through its sale and use. a of Alternative Newsmedia [4] FEBRUARY 12-18, 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI even though invisibility is the most prominent power of the mythical ring. Jason Steward told the ODDS Odessa American his family recently watched The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies and that his son liked the film very much. According to the

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A ENDS wrote an email to the Daily News , saying, “I assure you my son lacks the magical powers necessary to WEIRD NEWS threaten his friend’s existence. If he did, I’m sure Dateline: England he’d bring him right back.” Steward says his son Perhaps a police officer in Staffordshire was has already been suspended twice this school year, smelling a big promotion when he located what he once for referring to another classmate as “black” thought was a major shipment of marijuana—but and once for bringing the children’s encyclopedia it turned out to be a pile of potpourri. The The Big Book of Knowledge to class—which, as a unnamed officer had been called out to a parcel teacher was apparently shocked to discover, sorting depot after the staff reported several contains an illustration of a pregnant woman. suspicious packages. The officer was shown several cardboard boxes that had been returned from an Dateline: Georgia address in the south of England. Noting the A suburban Atlanta barber is offering old man strange aroma of the boxes, the officer believed haircuts for misbehaving kids. Russell Fredrick, co- them to be filled with drugs. He seized all the owner of the A-1 Kutz barbershop in Snellville, boxes and filled his entire police car with them for said he is offering customers a “Benjamin Button a ride back to the station. The officer then spent Special,” a shaved head with the sides and back 30 minutes unloading the boxes. A request was left in place to simulate a balding head. Fredrick made for a drug-sniffing dog, who had to be routed told the Washington Post he gave the first special to from 20 miles away. When it arrived, the dog his 12-year-old son last fall and saw that his once- showed no interest in the boxes—possibly because failing grades “dramatically skyrocketed.” The first they turned out to contain nearly 18 pounds of customer to accept the offer said her 10-year-old’s flowery potpourri. The officers allegedly spent the misbehavior disappeared after the haircut, and she next hour packaging the potpourri back up and returned to the shop four days later to have it returning it to the parcel depot. corrected. “There are a few people saying it’s emotional abuse,” the barber said. “But on Dateline: Washington average, everyone is applauding the mother that A lifelong football fan who passed away shortly brought the child in—and applauding me as well.” after the end of Super Bowl Sunday has had his After photos of the prematurely balding 10-year- obituary published, listing his cause of death as old hit Instagram, Fredrick said, “you gotta reach “the Seahawks.” Michael Vedvik, of Kent, Wash., these kids somehow, and I would gladly do it died of a heart attack in the early morning hours of again.” Monday, Feb. 2. The event occurred several hours after the Seattle Seahawks lost to the New Dateline: Wyoming England Patriots thanks to an infamous A sheriff’s deputy chose to retire rather than give interception. According to the obituary published up his cowboy hat. The newly elected sheriff of in the Spokesman-Review , 53-year-old Vedvik Sublette County, Stephen Haskell, recently “loved his family, work, clients, traveling, the instituted some changes in the department’s dress Seahawks and life. We blame the Seahawks lousy code. Gone were 10-gallon hats and cowboy play for Mike’s ultimate demise.” Vedvik’s sister boots. In their place were black trousers, tan shirts, wrote the obit, but said her husband added the black combat boots and a black ball cap. comment about the Seahawks. Although Vedvik’s According to Haskell, cowboy boots can be wife admitted the obituary wasn’t completely slippery on ice, and wide-brimmed hats blow away accurate, Vedvik “would have thought it was in Wyoming’s heavy winds. Deputy Gene Bryson, hysterical.” a 28-year veteran, didn’t cotton to the new uniform, however. “When you take away my Dateline: Texas individuality, I don’t want to stay,” Bryson told the The father of a fourth grader in Kermit, Texas, Casper Star-Tribune . Rather than lose his cowboy claims his son was suspended from school because hat and boots, the 70-year-old Bryson chose early he allegedly threatened to use the “One Ring” retirement. He turned in his badge on Jan. 31. a from J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit to make his friend disappear. The 9-year- Compiled by Devin D. O’Leary. Email your weird news to old was accused of making a terroristic threat, [email protected].

WEEKLY ALIBI FEBRUARY 12-18, 2015 [5] OPINION | ¡ASK A MEXICAN ! But I don’t know about that culture even BY GUSTAVO ARELLANO though I’m Mexican myself. But you Mexicans call me a whitewashed Mexican, so ear Mexican: Can you please explain to I don’t think I will have the questions that I me the basis as to why some Chicanos will need. Anyways, what good questions Dand mexicanos get offended when you should I ask when I do my interview report speak to them in Spanish? As a fellow about Mexican culture or anything about the Chicano I find it hard to believe Mexican things? that raza gets offended by this genuine approach to them. Have —Run Ronaldo Run you noticed this behavior yourself? That little dirty Dear Wab: Asking the look that comes when you Mexican about questions to say “ Hola ” to them makes ask Mexicans about it hard to even approach Mexicans? How meta! The them. Is this pattern more only real pregunta I have for deeply rooted in the times my raza that I don’t have an where speaking Spanish was answer for is why more of a shameful act in the US? you didn’t buy my Taco USA: And to be accepted, many How Mexican Food Conquered Chicanos were prohibited from America , or how come someone speaking Spanish? If the Reconquista hasn’t started a torta chain that’ll turn was to ever be fulfilled, how would Spanish- Chipotle into the next Chi-Chi’s. speaking Chicanos and non-Spanish-speaking Chicanos get along? CONFIDENTIAL TO: Know Nothings who are trying to blame the recent measles —Habla Henry outbreak on Mexicans—it ain’t happening. Vaccination studies show that Mexicans are Dear Henry is Speaking: As if Mexicans don’t among the most vaccinated people in the have it hard enough—narcos back home, United States, whether getting shots here as Know Nothings in the States and a Mexican chicos or those crazy needles that our parents soccer team that probably won’t win the FIFA and cousins had to undergo back in Mexico World Cup in our lifetime—comes this that left a giant mark on their arms that looks conundrum. I get the underlying anger of like a Neolithic-era ceremonial scarring. The Chicanos and Mexicans who don’t want to least vaccinated people in los Estados Unidos , speak Spanish—they’re upset you don’t think on the other hand, are gabachos : Amish, they’re smart enough to understand English or survivalists and suburban moms who lunch on are so ashamed of not knowing Spanish that kale. The myth of Mexicans bringing they take it out on you. But the flip-side to pandemics to kill off gabachos is a tool that the that is Mexicans who get enojados if you Right tries to use again and again to further address them in English—as if you’re supposed their career, but the last guy who tried it? to know they don’t speak it! Can’t paisas and Former CNN host Lou Dobbs? Remember pochos get along? And the answer is, of course, him? He’s competing against a UHF signal no. That’s why the Mexican always greets nowadays, and that destiny will happen to all everyone, regardless of linguistic ability, with a conspiracy-spewing gabachos like him—oh, mariachi cry, the universal language of and beautiful half-Mexican grandkids. a chingones , and goes from there.

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[6] FEBRUARY 12-18, 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI WEEKLY ALIBI FEBRUARY 12-18 , 2015 [7] love of your life by adopting any pet. All City Shelters (All City Shelters). 10:30am -6pm. 764 -1164. Community alibi.com/e/130249. ALBUCREEPY INVESTIGATES Join paranormal Calendar investigators for a guided ghost hunt inside of one of Downtown’s most haunted locations—the Old Bernalillo County Courthouse. Hotel Andaluz (125 Second Street NW). $45. 7 -10pm. 242 -9090. THURSDAY FEB 12 alibi.com/e/129532. BEGINNING ARGENTINE TANGO One hour of instruction, COUNTRY WESTERN FRIDAY Kick up your heels in a safe followed by one-and-a-half hours of practice friendly atmosphere with a large dance floor and facilitated by instructor Gary Diggs. Studio Sway great tunes. CSP Dance Studios (6001 San (1100 San Mateo NE). $10. 7 -9:30pm. 710 -5096. Mateo NE). $5. 7 -10pm. 883 -9521. alibi.com/e/130458. alibi.com/e/128572. CASTANET CLASS Learn the art and music of castanets LAKESHORE LEARNING GRAND OPENING Featuring fun with Carlos Menchaca. Conservatory of Flamenco events all weekend, including their famous Free Arts (1620 Central). $15. 7 -8pm. 242 -7600. Crafts for Kids. Lakeshore Learning Store alibi.com/e/129178. (6646 Indian School). 10am. 610 -7412. DANCING FOR BIRTH: PRENATAL EXERCISE Class alibi.com/e/128363. combines relaxation and visualization exercises with LECTURE: US POLICY IN AFRICA The Albuquerque fabulous doula tips and gentle dance moves. International Association hosts a talk by Ambassador Inspired Birth and Families (6855 Fourth Street NW). Robert Jackson of the US State Department. UNM $12. 6 -7:15pm. 850 -3425. alibi.com/e/129498. Continuing Education Building (1634 University NE). GENTLE YOGA Use deep breathing and slow, deliberate $15 -$20. 3 -5pm. alibi.com/e/129602. movement to stretch and strengthen the body and LOVE FOR CULTURE 1pm. See 2/12 listing. calm the mind. Yoga Mike Studio Blue NATIONAL PET ADOPTION Off-site pet adoption. (2205 Silver SE). $9 suggested donation. 6 -7:15pm. PetSmart (10248 Coors Bypass NW). 10am -3pm. 433 -8685. alibi.com/e/125539. 764 -1164. alibi.com/e/130247. HELPING HOARDERS This workshop presented by RECYCLED E-READER COVERS Create your own e- Elizabeth Tawney Gross helps you better understand Reader cover for your Kindle, Nook or iPad using a hoarding and people with hoarding behaviors. Loma recycled hardcover book. Main Library Colorado Main Library Auditorium (755 Loma (501 Copper NW). FREE, registration required. Colorado NE, Rio Rancho). 6:30 -7:30pm. 891 -5013. 4:30 -5:30pm. 768 -5170. alibi.com/e/129189. alibi.com/e/130472. SQUARE DANCE LESSONS Modern Western square IT’S TRAVEL TIME! Explore the globe and create a travel dance lessons. Casual dress. Couples or singles. jar. For ages 9-12. Main Library (501 Copper NW). Albuquerque Square Dance Center 3:30 -4:30pm. 768 -5131. alibi.com/e/128858. (4915 Hawkins NE). FREE for first two weeks, $60 JOIN ROLLER DERBY WITH ALBUQUERQUE ROLLER after. 6:30 -8pm. 345 -9797. alibi.com/e/112688. DERBY Join the resurgence of roller derby and get UNM SCHOOL OF ARCHITECTURE AND PLANNING trained. For men and women of any skill level. Wells LECTURE SERIES Featuring guest speakers Jason Park (6 and Mountain). 6:30 -8:30pm. 688 -2426. Kelly Johnson and Nataly Gattegno of Future Cities alibi.com/e/127792. Lab, based out of San Francisco. University of New LEGO TECHNIC CAR RACES Join in for an afternoon of Mexico (1 University NE). 5:30 -6:30pm. 225 -5866. building and racing LEGO Technic race cars. All alibi.com/e/128860. materials provided. For ages 7 and up. Erna WRITING ARCHAEOLOGICAL BIOGRAPHIES OF PLACE Fergusson Library (3700 San Mateo NE). FREE, Professor Ashmore considers the social and symbolic registration required. 4 -6pm. 768 -5170. alibi.com/e/129174. aspects of spatial organization. Maxwell Museum of Anthropology (500 Redondo West NW). Noon. LOVE FOR CULTURE Featuring Native dances, games, songs and more in a celebration of culture that pays 277 -4405. alibi.com/e/130470. homage to Valentine’s Day weekend. Southwestern YIN YOGA Yin poses target the fascia surrounding the Indian Polytechnic Institute (9169 Coors NW). 1pm. muscle and are known for creating intense sensation 346 -2360. alibi.com/e/129171. and equally sweet relief, opening and well-being. MIDDAY MADNESS TOASTMASTERS MEETING Practice Oriental Medical Arts (2716 San Pedro NE). First speaking and leadership skills in a supportive class free, $15 -$40 after. 6 -7pm. 506 -0136. environment. Midday Madness Toastmasters alibi.com/e/127867. (115 Gold SW). Noon -1pm. 255 -2034. SFCC LOVES TO COOK FOR COMPANY! Current and alibi.com/e/126135. future chefs in Santa Fe Community College’s SIERRA CLUB AND BEER The bi-monthly club speaks to Culinary Arts Program present an elaborate a representative from Sungevity. Mario’s Pizzeria & Valentine’s feast. Santa Fe Community College Ristorante (5700 Fourth Street NW). 6 -9pm. (6401 S. Richards, Santa Fe). $80 -$150. 6 -8pm. 344 -4700. alibi.com/e/128692. (505) 428 -1000. alibi.com/e/130473. TAMARISK COALITION’S 12TH ANNUAL CONFERENCE Learn about the latest advancements, from riparian SATURDAY FEB 14 restoration case studies, success stories and more. Hotel Albuquerque (800 Rio Grande NW). $285 for $14 ADOPTION FOR VALENTINE’S WEEKEND non -members. 8am. 222 -8736. 10:30am -6pm. See 2/13 listing. See alibi.com/e/129306. preview box. THURSDAY NIGHT KUNDALINI YOGA Work with breath, ALBUCREEPY IS FOR LOVERS A ghost walk featuring movement, sound (mantra) and meditation. ABQ’s greatest love stories. Hotel Andaluz Wellspring Yoga (5500 San Mateo NE). 5:30 -7pm. (125 Second Street NW). $18 -$22. 8 -9:30pm. 881 -2187. alibi.com/e/124937. 242 -9090. alibi.com/e/129533. VIPASSANA MEDITATION AND DHARMA TALK Forty- ANNUAL NEW VOLUNTEER TRAINING Join Rio Grande minute meditation followed by a Dharma talk. Nature Center State Park and learn more about the Albuquerque Vipassana Center (200 Rosemont NE). Bosque. Rio Grande Nature Center Donations accepted. 6:30 -8pm. (2901 Candelaria NW). $40. 9am -2:30pm. alibi.com/e/128712. 344 -7240. alibi.com/e/125937. WHAT’S NEXT? TRANSITIONING TO RETIREMENT AND CHAKRADANCE: THE DANCE OF LOVE HEART CHAKRA BEYOND Join in for an interactive exploration in WORKSHOP Dance and create a mandala art planning a new stage of your life—full of meaning, project. Studio Sway (1100 San Mateo NE). Pay what purpose, creativity and joy. North Domingo Baca you wish. 2 -3:30pm. 710 -5096. Multigenerational Center (7521 Carmel NE). $15. alibi.com/e/130443. 6:30 -8pm. 836 -5794. alibi.com/e/129260. COMMUNITY OPTIONS CUPID’S CHASE 5K Run with WHAT WERE ANCIENT MAYA LANDSCAPES REALLY your heart this Valentine’s Day weekend. Joseph Dorn LIKE? Wendy Ashmore, professor of anthropology at (2720 San Pedro NE). $38. 8am. 489 -6737. University of California, Riverside, studies architecture alibi.com/e/111439. and settlement patterns of the ancient Maya. Maxwell ELIXIR: THE FIVE SENSES Local artists and businesses Museum of Anthropology (500 Redondo West NW). showcase their unique wares and talents, each 7:30pm. 277 -4405. alibi.com/e/130469. highlighting one of the five senses. Iconik Coffee Roasters (1600 Lena, Santa Fe). $15 -$20. 6 -9pm. FRIDAY FEB 13 469 -2975. alibi.com/e/129545. EMPOWERING OURSELVES TO HEAL A monthly $14 ADOPTION FOR VALENTINE’S WEEKEND Find the [8] FEBRUARY 12-18, 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI workshop for women with breast or reproductive EVENT | PREVIEW cancer. Cancer Foundation of New Mexico (3005 S. St. Francis, Santa Fe). 10am -12:30pm. alibi.com/e/123008. HAVE YOU HAD A SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE? Share your spiritual experiences with like-minded people in this group discussion. Flying Star Cafe (8000 Paseo del Norte). 6 -7pm. 946 -8653. alibi.com/e/124837. THE INTERNATIONAL NIGHT OF PASSION VALENTINE’S DAY 2015 Featuring an exclusive Sweetheart Getaway raffle, Valentine’s Day-themed entertainment, appetizers, drinks and more. Hotel Albuquerque (800 Rio Grande NW). $45 -$10,000. 6pm -1am. 222 -8736. alibi.com/e/126736. LAKESHORE LEARNING GRAND OPENING 10am. See 2/13 listing. LOVE FOR CULTURE 1pm. See 2/12 listing. POP SCIENCE Meet local scientists as they offer demos and activities related to their work. ¡Explora! (1701 Mountain NW). Included with admission. Always Something to 1-4pm. 224 -8300. alibi.com/e/129762. Love SANTA FE COUNCIL ON INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS “When the moon hits your eye like a big MEETING A talk by Ambassador Robert J. Jackson, pizza pie, that’s amore!” We all know that Principal Deputy Assistant Secretary for African little Dean Martin ditty, and thus, it’s a good Affairs. Santa Fe University of Art and Design way to go into the (1600 St Michaels, Santa Fe). $15 -$20. 3pm. (877) whole sliver of lofty 732 -5977. alibi.com/e/130475. shenanigans that SATURDAY SOUTH VALLEY LOVE An annual love event celebrating goes with celebrating FEBRUARY 14 brilliant men who make a positive difference in the Valentine’s Day. All City Shelters lives of their friends, spouses and children. Gateway Since ABQ has so many offerings, here All City Shelters Park (100 Isleta SW). FREE. 11:30am -2pm. alibi.com/e/130250 385 -7586. alibi.com/e/130245. a few things to do. First, if you want to 10:30am to 6pm SWEETHEART STROLL Businesses throughout Old Town get your loved one a are focusing on Valentine’s Day as a time to enjoy the new pet kitten or cute galleries, shops and eating at different restaurants. puppy dog, all the city shelters will be having Historic Old Town (303 Romero NW). 1 -5pm. $14 adoptions on Friday, Feb. 13, and alibi.com/e/130550. Saturday, Feb. 14. That’s just one way to UN-VALENTINE DAY PARTY Ages 18 and up are invited to share the love. Or, on Valentine’s Day, head drop in and participate in unromantic board games, to Hotel Albuquerque (800 Rio Grande NW) un-Valentine crafts and un-heart cookie decorating. for an International Night of Passion, during Los Griegos Library (1000 Griegos NW). which there’ll be giveaways, live music, 10:30am -1pm. 761 -4020. alibi.com/e/128882. Valentine’s-themed entertainment and more. VALENTINE’S DAY HIKE Grab your sweetheart and enjoy That starts at 6pm and goes pretty late. this guided hike through the park. Singles welcome Tickets range from $45 to $10,000, too. You never know who you might meet. Cerrillos depending on how many people are in your party. And if Valentine’s Day makes you Hills State Park (Santa Fe County Road 59, Cerrillos). wanna barf, head to Los Griegos Library $5 per vehicle. 10am -noon. 474 -0196. (1000 Griegos NW) for an Un-Valentine Day alibi.com/e/126556. Party, featuring unromantic board games, VALENTINE’S PSYCHIC FAIR Readers will be available Un-Valentine crafts and Un-Heart cookie offering readings at $1 per minute for individuals or decorating. That’s also on Saturday, Feb. 14, $1.50 per minute on couple readings. Abitha’s from 10:30am to 1pm, and is completely Apothecary (3906 Central SE). Noon -7am. free. Not a bad way to start the day off 262 -0401. alibi.com/e/129719. before pretending you’re in love and VELO-TINES DAY BIKE TOUR A unique bike tour designed whatnot. (Mark Lopez) a for couples (and singles) that travels to a selection of stunning locations in the Rio Grande Valley. Routes Bicycle Tours and Rentals (404 San Felipe NW, #B1). $35 -$80. 1pm. alibi.com/e/129344. VALENTINE’S DAY DINNER Enjoy a three-course menu by WORLD SOUND HEALING DAY SANTA FE Join in for a award-winning Chef Michael Giese with live music by day of healing with guided visualization, gong and Raven Ruthorford. Pueblo Harvest Café (2401 12th vocals, and join voices in the heart sound of “Ah.” Street NW). $55 -$100. 4 -9pm. 724 -3510. Blue Moon Yoga (826 Camino de Monte Rey, alibi.com/e/128373. Santa Fe). $10 -$15. 3 -4pm. alibi.com/e/127330. XOXO: AN EXHIBIT ABOUT LOVE AND FORGIVENESS SUNDAY FEB 15 GRAND OPENING An interactive exhibit that explores love and includes circuit completion, a bubble LAKESHORE LEARNING GRAND OPENING 10am. See seesaw and more. Runs through 5/10. ¡Explora! 2/13 listing. (1701 Mountain NW). Included with regular LYME GET TOGETHER Could it be Lyme? Head to this admission. 10am -6pm. 224 -8323. Lyme Disease support group. Noon -4pm. 304 -9411. alibi.com/e/130441. alibi.com/e/123724. DIVING INTO DINNER: VALENTINE’S DAY Plan a special MEDITATION FOR KIDS Children learn how to build a dinner at the Aquarium’s Shark Reef Cafe for a chef- space of inner strength and confidence by developing inspired meal. ABQ BioPark Aquarium their good qualities. Kadampa Meditation Center (2601 Central NW). Prices vary. 5:30 -9pm. (8701 Comanche NE). $3 per child suggested 848 -7180. alibi.com/e/120917. donation, parents free. 10 -11:30am. 292 -5293. LOS RANCHOS GROWERS’ MARKET Featuring great, alibi.com/e/128567. healthy, local produce and products, including winter PRAYERES FOR WORLD PEACE Bring more peace and squash, onions, leeks and more, as well as arts & happiness into our world by learning to cherish crafts. Los Ranchos Village Hall (6718 Rio others, overcome anger and deal with stress. Grande NW, Los Ranchos). 10am -noon. Kadampa Meditation Center (8701 Comanche NE). alibi.com/e/123429. $10 suggested donation. 10 -11:30am. 292 -5293. SLOW FOOD ABQ PRESENTS: ICELANDIC FOOD & alibi.com/e/128563. CULTURE Join Slow Food ABQ for a conversation with THE ROLE OF AFRICAN-AMERICANS IN THE EARLY Nancy Weaver about Icelandic food and culture. SOUTHWEST The Friends of Coronado Historic Site’s North Domingo Baca Multigenerational Center lecture series continues with Ed Wallace, a noted (7521 Carmel NE). 10am -noon. 291 -9332. lecturer and Chautauqua re-enactor. Sandoval alibi.com/e/129626. County Historical Society (151 Edmond, Bernalillo). VALENTINE’S DAY Enjoy dinner for two and reserved $5, FREE for Friends of CHS. 2 -3pm. 771 -9493. seating with live entertainment. The Crown Room alibi.com/e/129744. (145 Louisiana NE). $59.99. 4 -10pm. 767 -7180. alibi.com/e/126591. Community Calendar continues on page 10 WEEKLY ALIBI FEBRUARY 12-18, 2015 [9] ¡BAILE! CUBAN-STYLE SALSA/CASINO CLASSES Learn Community Calendar continued from page 9 footwork, partner skills and choreography. No SUNDAY FAMILY FUN Get hands-on learning experience necessary. National Hispanic Cultural opportunities, take a picnic and enjoy the trails. Center (1701 Fourth Street SW). $5 -$10, or pay Bachechi Open Space (9521 Rio Grande NW). what you can. 6 -8pm. 246 -2261. 10am -4pm. 314 -0398. alibi.com/e/129234. alibi.com/e/129548. ALBUQUERQUE BIKE & BREW TOUR Learn about DOWNTOWN KUNDALINI YOGA TUESDAYS Experience Albuquerque’s top microbrews, take in beautiful the effects of tapping into the positive energy inside scenery, and meet new people in the process. Routes you. The Simms Building (400 Gold SW). $7 -$50. Bicycle Tours and Rentals (404 San Felipe NW, #B1). Noon -1pm. 242 -1478. alibi.com/e/128421. $50 -$60. 1 -4:30pm. alibi.com/e/130551. MEDITATION IN EVERYDAY LIFE Facilitated by Karin CHINESE NEW YEAR AFTERNOON TEA Featuring a three- Williams, the course is designed to provide course East-West “high tea” of savories and sweets, participants with the introductory tools and teachings inspired by festive New Year foods. Fragrant Leaf Tea for working with meditation in daily life. Albuquerque Boutique (3207 Silver SE). $33. 4 -5:30pm. Shambhala Center (1102 Mountain NW). $100. 255 -0522. alibi.com/e/126655. 7-9pm. 717 -2486. alibi.com/e/127037. PRENATAL YOGA Explore ways to reduce the aches and pains that accompany pregnancy while preparing for MONDAY FEB 16 your journey in a nurturing and supportive DRAG QUEEN BINGO A night of Bingo and drag queen environment. Inspired Birth and Families dance routines to benefit the wrap-around HIV (6855 Fourth Street NW). $10. 5:30pm. 232 -2772. services of Truman Health Services. Tractor Brewery alibi.com/e/129605. Wells Park (1800 Fourth Street NW). 5pm. ROBO TASK FORCE AFTER SCHOOL PROGRAM An after- 243 -6752. alibi.com/e/127960. school robotics club for grades 3-7. ¡Explora! FREE TEXAS HOLD ‘EM POKER TOURNAMENT Join in for (1701 Mountain NW). $195 -$230. 4 -5:30pm. a free game of Texas Hold ‘Em. Players of all levels 224 -8300. alibi.com/e/109610. welcome. 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SCIENCE IS EVERYWHERE ONE-DAY CAMP Students, FOOD 101: CHOICES HAVE CONSEQUENCES A ages 6-12, can enjoy their one-day break from school workshop including a brief history of food, primary by experiencing crazy chemistry, wicked physics and vs. secondary foods, and more. The Simms Building bizarre biology. National Museum of Nuclear Science (400 Gold SW). 6:30pm -7:30am. 353 -1719. and History (601 Eubank SE). Prices vary. 9am -4pm. alibi.com/e/128497. 245 -2137. alibi.com/e/127779. TODDLER TIME A chance for toddlers 4 and under to WEDNESDAY FEB 18 explore early-childhood exhibit areas, enjoy stories and join in a music jam. ¡Explora! 50 SHADES OF EROTIC HYPNOSIS Attendees are guided (1701 Mountain NW). Included with admission. 9am. into a deep, relaxed, hypnotic/meditative state, 224 -8300. alibi.com/e/129368. during which they become in touch with their calm “inner being”—uninhibited and blissful. 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[10 ] FEBRUARY 12-18, 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI WEEKLY ALIBI FEBRUARY 12-18 , 2015 [11 ] CULTURE SHOCK ARTS | Review BY LISA BARROW Little shop of f-bombs The rhythm, color and force of David Mamet’s dialogue are iconic. American Buffalo sizes up shady Retinal Burn characters fumbling through twisted theories about friendship, loyalty and business as they plot a heist from inside a junk shop. Petty thieves, they Scorch your eyeballs on these radiant exhibits manipulate, expostulate, intimidate and berate with aggressive abandon. Vic Browder directs Paul Ford, Bright beginnings eye of local artist and gallery owner Ryil Adamson and Michael Guajardo in a Mother Road Ralph Greene. Greene encouraged Theatre Company production of this fun, foul- rtist Saul Hoffman wants to Hoffman to pursue the mosaics and mouthed ride, opening Friday, Feb. 13, at Tricklock make you feel good. “We’re fed introduced him to Young-Sook Performance Laboratory (110 Gold SW). Con your so much negativity by the media. Park, whose gallery, Park Fine Art way into some tickets at motherroad.org or by calling A I want [my art] to open up the (323 Romero NW, 243-0596 (and ponying up $15 to $22). parkfineart.com), hosts Origins . Performances unleash at 8pm Thursdays through goodness in one’s mind,” Hoffman Hoffman spent the last three to four Saturdays and 2pm on Sundays. Not for kiddos or says, and the eye-popping color and pearl-clutchers. fanciful designs of his polymer clay months working nonstop on new mosaic work are perfectly suited to masterpieces. his desire. His first solo show, Origins , The whimsical mosaics feature La noche 13 is on display for your delight in Old stripes, waves, swirls, curves and Take another look at Thomas Christopher Haag’s Town. checkerboards, sometimes all in the artwork adorning this week’s Alibi cover. Nice, right? A medium long dominated by same piece. Some are symmetrical; Now imagine his recycled wood panels in person, their jewelry and figurines, polymer is some are decidedly cockeyed. Some, blues and yellows and vivid complexities of layered making the leap to fine art thanks to like “Peas and Carrots,” hint at paper ephemera and latex house paint stretching Hoffman. To some extent the fancier distinct objects: Green-topped down the long, white corridors of Downtown cousin of Play-Doh, polymer is triangles of purple and orange Contemporary Gallery (105 Fourth Street SW, actually PVC plastic with enough surround pods of yellow-green orbs. downtowncontemporary.com). Last week, the place Others are entirely abstract, was packed for Haag’s latest opening—sadly, though, phthalates to soften it. But unlike multitudes of colors and shapes that that show’s already passed into misty history. the kiddie dough, polymer clay takes But hark. The gallery follows up this weekend with considerably greater effort to demand to be accepted without Twitterpated/Deflated! , a V-Day blowout that manipulate. Hoffman blends all his definition. At Greene’s suggestion, includes Haag as well as a dreamboatload of other colors manually, a process that Hoffman has started to include artists. Hit the opening on Friday, Feb. 13, from 5 to requires hours of kneading and You may need sunglasses for Saul Hoffman’s “Cerebral Highway.” three-dimensional aspects to his 8pm for the full, riotous art experience. rolling clay to end up with only a pieces. In two dimensions, Hoffman Twitterpated/Deflated! stays up for a month. couple of colors. Hoffman layers or swirls the met his hands in the late ’80s. Self-taught by admits, “they almost look like prints,” but a colors and stacks them to make what polymer trial and error (and the occasional YouTube closer inspection reveals each piece as wholly devotees call canes: sort of long, lean bricks. video), Hoffman made beads and jewelry for original. He slices the canes thinly, one inch yielding as fun. A 2003 move to Jemez Springs, N.M., Hoffman’s work is infused with positive Block by block many as 20 tiles. Finally, he assembles the tiles changed his direction. Influenced by the colors energy and love. “My work is like comfort Encoded within the 22 consonants of the Hebrew on a glass plate in the desired pattern and pops and patterns in and around the nearby pueblo, food, but comfort visions.” Get yourself a alphabet could be the entire universe. The Power of heaping portion of Hoffman’s delicious art now the Hebrew Alphabet by Santa Fe artist Gloria Abella the entire piece into the oven to harden. Hoffman started making mosaics. Ballen ($65, Gaon Books) is a mystical, thoughtful Hoffman was hooked the first time polymer These early patchwork pieces caught the through March 6. (Elisa McGovern) tome that delves into the aleph-bet letter by letter, lingering over the ancient stories and learning embodied in each. “Shaped as an open mouth, the letter Peh … is the symbol for speech as well as C I These things sing and dance, and when they’re silence.” Get your feathers ruffled H P

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C this is just the tip of the interactivity iceberg. Arizona Book Award, Abella Ballen visits Bookworks years into 15 expeditions to the forests of (4022 Rio Grande NW, bkwrks.com) on Wednesday, Papua New Guinea to spy on courting birds. Try out the forest blinds used by expedition Feb. 18, at 7pm. Visitors get a solid taste of those travels via teams to spy on the birds! See what Victorian field gear, field notes, videos, photographs and Royal Society types keep in their drawers! See insights from Laman and Scholes about their how the mating presentation looks to bird experiences. A quick time hop allows a peek researchers, compared to how it looks to the Santa Fe heyhey into the Victorian era for a whiff of natural target audience! Guide the long-term selection The already-legendary artist collective Meow Wolf— history as it was done in the 19th century. process with your own hands! Far and away psychedelic architects of immersive wonderlands— Finally, the show resolves into a well- the most interactive, and hugely hilarious, have a new interactive masterpiece in mind. And hoo articulated and elegantly presented analysis of feature in this show is the Kinect-style “Dance, boy, it’s as weird and grandiose and sublime as you how birds of paradise got to be (if you’ll Dance Evolution” game, where two players could ever hope for. House of Eternal Return will be “a pardon the scientific jargon) such freaks of reenact the King Bird of Paradise’s best moves permanent art experience” in the form of a vast in a competition to win approval from up to Victorian house fractured by portals in time and space. nature. Outlandish, explorable scenarios like “Crazy Tree Birds of Paradise lies in that sweet spot five watchers playing the role of the female Houses!” and “Cactus Trailer Dream!” are already between art and science, a place where you birds. Birds of Paradise runs through Aug. 16 and planned, as are 19 artist studios for rent, a learning can’t stop looking and consequently can’t stop “I whip my hair back and forth!” center and a gift shop. George R.R. Martin bought a learning. Massive, gorgeous still photographs is included in the general admission fee. Ages bowling alley in the Fe to house the House , but the of these magnificently weird birds and their 3-12, $4; 13-59, $7; 60+, $6. For more collective still hopes to raise $100k via Kickstarter by exotic environment captivate the attention, at about how and why birds of paradise are such information call 841-2800 or visit March 2 to pay their artists and make it “as cool as it least until you get into the moving pictures. extreme case studies in sexual selection. Funky nmnaturalhistory.org. (Holly von Winckel) a could be!” Check out concept drawings and wander Dozens of video stations give viewers facts feathers are just a tiny part of the program: into wonderland on meowwolf.com. a

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THURSDAY FEB 12 ART NEW MEXICO MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY AND SCIENCE Birds of Paradise: Amazing Avian Evolution . This NatGeo traveling exhibition highlights the importance of birds of paradise to New Guinea. Runs through 8/16. Free with admission. 841 -2802. alibi.com/e/130592. See “Art Neo Naughty No More Review.” When Denver-based stripteaser Midnite PARK FINE ART Origins . Solo debut of works Martini (“The Mile High Flying Tease”) nabbed by master polymer artist Saul Hoffman. the crown at last year’s Burlesque Hall of Runs through 3/6. alibi.com/e/130783. Fame Weekend in Las Vegas, Nev., with a dark See “Art Review.” and moody aerial act, she proclaimed the STAGE ascendancy of circus arts and neo-burlesque CELL THEATRE Annapurna . Sharr White’s beautifully crafted in a competition play about a couple’s eventful night and how they move historically clinched on. Runs through 2/20. $35 -$40. 8 -10pm. 766 -9412. by classic showgirl alibi.com/e/128381. numbers. With the FRIDAY KIMO THEATRE Abe Lincoln by Gabriel Sahd: Student help of 15 other FEBRUARY 13 Matinee . In this portrayal of Abraham Lincoln, the performers from KiMo Theatre president reminisces about his life. 10 -11:15am, across the US and 423 Central NW 12:15pm. 768 -3544. alibi.com/e/128403. Australia, the alibi.com/e/128458 SANTA ANA STAR CENTER , Rio Rancho Cirque du Soleil: Reigning Queen of 8 to 10:30pm Varekai . Be dazzled at the sights and stage work of Burlesque swings into Cirque du Soleil’s latest touring production. $25 -$140. the KiMo Theatre 7:30pm. 891 -7300. alibi.com/e/130530. (423 Central NW) this Saturday, Feb. 14, at STAGE @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Stand-up Comedy 8pm for the 9th Annual Southwest Burlesque Thursdays . Featuring three of the country’s best stand- Showcase. She’ll edify the masses on the up comedians: Travis Howze, Daniel Storrow and Ariel manifold ways burly-q has ballooned into more Holmes. $10. 7:30pm. 771 -5680. than your daddy’s strip show. Boylesque alibi.com/e/127703. fixture Paris Original, the gender-bender from FILM Seattle, Wash., who whisks classic ballet into ALBUQUERQUE MUSEUM OF ART AND his tantalizing tease, and Holly Rebelle, HISTORY TEDxABQ Salon: It’s All About the Burque’s homegrown envelope-pusher “E!” A discussion of New Mexico’s creative remembered for her blood-bespattered tribute force in making TV, movies and to Jacqueline Kennedy “after JFK was shot,” independent films. $10 -$20. 5:30 -7:30pm. flesh out the variety and noir now standard in 243 -7255. alibi.com/e/127739. See “Reel the new age of burlesque. For $19 to $26 at World.” kimotickets.com, the V-Day showcase LA TIENDA EXHIBIT SPACE , Eldorado Red Sky concludes three days of tassle-twirlers, at Morning . See this made-in-New Mexico singers, aerialists and comedians, dishing feature from 1971, starring Richard catharsis for a holiday that’s one big tease Thomas, Richard Crenna and Desi Arnaz Jr. anyway. Ogle swburlesqueshowcase.com for $5 suggested donation. 7pm. (505) more details. (Blake Driver) a 466 -4688. alibi.com/e/131112. See “Reel World.” 7:30 -10pm. 377 -9593. alibi.com/e/125443. MULTIPLE LOCATIONS NM Italian Film & Culture Festival . KIMO THEATRE Ninth Annual Southwest Take the opportunity to experience the best of Italian Burlesque Showcase . Featuring dozens of cinema, food, music, wine and tradition. Prices vary. dancers, singers, comedians and aerialists alibi.com/e/126212. from around the country. $19 -$26. 8-10:30pm. 768 -3544. FRIDAY FEB 13 alibi.com/e/128458. See preview box. ART MAX’S MAGIC THEATRE What Women Really Want from Men: An Adventure in Magic and Comedy . An innovative DOWNTOWN CONTEMPORARY GALLERY comedy performance of magic and mystery with Annual Valentine’s Show: magician Max Krause and author Melanie Rubin. Twitterpated/Deflated Opening Reception . $35 -$60. 7 -9pm. 255 -2303. alibi.com/e/130338. An annual group show featuring many MUSICAL THEATRE SOUTHWEST The Last Five Years . An artists and mediums. 5 -8pm. 261 -0075. intimate cabaret setting with light refreshments and a alibi.com/e/127584. See “Culture Shock.” jazz trio. Contains mature content. $25. 8pm. NEW MEXICO MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY AND 265 -9119. alibi.com/e/130236. SCIENCE Birds of Paradise: Amazing Avian Evolution . SANTA ANA STAR CENTER , Rio Rancho Cirque du Soleil: Free with admission. See 2/12 listing. Varekai . $25 -$140. 7:30pm. See 2/12 listing. PARK FINE ART Origins . See 2/12 listing. TRICKLOCK PERFORMANCE LABORATORY STAGE American Buffalo . David Mamet’s classic AFRICAN AMERICAN PERFORMING ARTS CENTER , Expo play about three small-time crooks who try NM Respect Yourself . A musical in two acts about race, to rob a man of his coin collection. Runs self pride and love. Runs through 2/15. $22.50. 8pm. through 3/1. $20 -$22. 8pm. 222 -0778. alibi.com/e/130537. alibi.com/e/130273. See “Culture Shock.” AUX DOG THEATRE The Bark and the Tree . Play follows a THE VORTEX THEATRE The Whipping Man . Matthew Lopez’ woman’s journey to uncover the legacy of her great- play follows a man who returns from the Civil War and great-grandmother. Part of the QSolo Festival. $16. 8pm. two former slaves in a dilapidated house. Runs through 254 -7716. alibi.com/e/130286. 3/1. $15 -$22. 7:30pm. 247 -8600. BOX PERFORMANCE SPACE AND IMPROV THEATRE THE alibi.com/e/129291. SHOW . Live comedy and improv. $8 -$10. 8 -9pm. SONG & DANCE alibi.com/e/128462. Also, Comedy? High energy, fast- CONGREGATION NAHALAT SHALOM KlezmerQuerque moving and hilarious, Comedy? is Albuquerque’s Opening Celebration . Learn Jewish stunts and dances alternative comedy troupe. $6. 9:30 -10:30pm. with Steve Weintraub, participate in a danced Shabbat 404 -1578. alibi.com/e/65112. service and more. Donations accepted, $18 suggested. CELL THEATRE Annapurna . $35 -$40. 8 -10pm. See 2/12 6pm. alibi.com/e/130519. listing. NATIONAL DANCE INSTITUTE (FORMERLY HILAND EXPO NEW MEXICO Ballut Abyad Shrine Circus . Enjoy THEATER) Winter Dance Escape . Featuring two dances clowns, high flying acts, exotic animals and more. specifically choreographed for this event. $11 -$16. $8 -$30. 4:30pm, 7:30pm. alibi.com/e/130541. 7pm. 872 -1800. alibi.com/e/129675. FOUL PLAY CAFE , Sheraton Uptown Valentine’s Weekend With Foul Play Cafe . Dinner theater featuring a detective looking for a murderess and a gangster on the lam. $67. 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The annual talk-back. $15 -$22. 2pm. See 2/13 listing. Also, youth film festival returns to Albuquerque. Shakespeare on the Plaza Auditions . Actors must prepare 4-5pm. 296 -2738. alibi.com/e/129267. See a 1 to 2-minute monologue or reading from a “Reel World.” Shakespeare play. 6 -9pm. 247 -8600. alibi.com/e/130291. SATURDAY FEB 14 SONG & DANCE ART FIRST UNITED METHODIST CHURCH Divas, Devils, and Do- Gooders Opera Gala . A concert of opera favorites GALLERY AT 400 Sweetheart Stroll . Celebrate love with featuring some of the great characters of opera. featured artists Andrew Kozeliski (photography) and Rita $10 -$15. 2pm. 243 -5646. alibi.com/e/127741. Pongetti (glasswork, jewelry). 1 -5pm. 350 -4436. NATIONAL DANCE INSTITUTE (FORMERLY HILAND alibi.com/e/130246. THEATER) Winter Dance Escape . $11 -$16. 2pm. See NEW MEXICO MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY AND 2/13 listing. SCIENCE Birds of Paradise: Amazing Avian Evolution . NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Amalfi Coast Free with admission. See 2/12 listing. Music Festival Protégé Series . Featuring musicians PARK FINE ART Origins . See 2/12 listing. STAGE Bradley Ellingboe (conductor), Umi Garrett (piano) and Jennifer Perez (soprano). $35 -$68. 2pm. 246 -2261. AFRICAN AMERICAN PERFORMING ARTS CENTER , Expo alibi.com/e/130271. NM Respect Yourself . $22.50. 2pm, 8pm. See 2/13 ST. JOHN’S UNITED METHODIST CHURCH VOCES8 . One of listing. the most versatile and best-loved singing groups in the AUX DOG THEATRE Groundwork . A man’s quest to “grow a world gives a performance. Free will offerings accepted. garden” gets way out of hand in this play by Mike 2-3:30pm. 883 -9717. alibi.com/e/128495. Ostroski and Derek Davidson. Part of the QSolo Festival. LEARN $16. 8pm. 254 -7716. alibi.com/e/130287. CONGREGATION NAHALAT SHALOM KlezmerQuerque 2015 . BOX PERFORMANCE SPACE AND IMPROV THEATRE THE Music and dance workshops by special guest artists and SHOW . 8 -9pm. See 2/13 listing. Also, A Super Stacked klezmer musicians. $20 per workshop. Comedy Show . Featuring comedians AJ Martinez, Ann alibi.com/e/130521. Gora, Chuck Ruiz, Cyrus Moses, Danger Varoz and more. FILM $8 -$10. 9:30 -10:30pm. 404 -1578. alibi.com/e/128486. MULTIPLE LOCATIONS NM Italian Film & Culture Festival . CELL THEATRE Annapurna . $35 -$40. 2 -4pm, 8 -10pm. See Prices vary. See 2/12 listing. 2/12 listing. EXPO NEW MEXICO Ballut Abyad Shrine Circus . $8 -$30. MONDAY FEB 16 11:30am, 3:30pm, 7:30pm. See 2/13 listing. WORDS FOUL PLAY CAFE , Sheraton Uptown Valentine’s Weekend With Foul Play Cafe . $67. 7:30 -10pm. See 2/13 listing. TORTUGA GALLERY Slam of Enchantment . An infamous, KIMO THEATRE Ninth Annual Southwest Burlesque anything-goes open mic blows up with a special feature Showcase . $19 -$26. 8 -10:30pm. See 2/13 listing. from Detroit’s own Rosemarie Wilson. 7 -9pm. 448 -5231. alibi.com/e/129690. MAX’S MAGIC THEATRE What Women Really Want from ART Men: An Adventure in Magic and Comedy . $35 -$60. 7-9pm. See 2/13 listing. NEW MEXICO MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY AND MUSICAL THEATRE SOUTHWEST The Last Five Years . $25. SCIENCE Birds of Paradise: Amazing Avian Evolution . 8pm. See 2/13 listing. Free with admission. See 2/12 listing. SANTA ANA STAR CENTER , Rio Rancho Cirque du Soleil: PARK FINE ART Origins . See 2/12 listing. Varekai . $25 -$140. 4pm, 7:30pm. See 2/12 listing. STAGE TRICKLOCK PERFORMANCE LABORATORY American THE VORTEX THEATRE Shakespeare on the Plaza Auditions . Buffalo . $20 -$22. 8pm. See 2/13 listing. 6-10pm. See 2/15 listing. THE VORTEX THEATRE The Whipping Man . $15 -$22. 7:30pm. See 2/13 listing. TUESDAY FEB 17 SONG & DANCE WORDS NATIONAL DANCE INSTITUTE (FORMERLY HILAND THEATER) Winter Dance Escape . $11 -$16. 7pm. See BOOKWORKS Radical Awareness: 5 Practices for a Fully 2/13 listing. Engaged Life . A reading and signing with writer Catherine NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Music & Dance: Dowling. 7pm. 344 -8139. alibi.com/e/129060. Carnaval 2015—Port to Port . $15 -$27. 7:30 -10:30pm. ART See 2/13 listing. NEW MEXICO MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY AND POPEJOY HALL , UNM Center for the Arts A Perfect SCIENCE Birds of Paradise: Amazing Avian Evolution . Valentine . The New Mexico Philharmonic fills the air with Free with admission. See 2/12 listing. the world’s favorite love songs, romantic classical PARK FINE ART Origins . See 2/12 listing. masterworks and popular favorites. $20, $35, $46, $68, STAGE limited number of $10 student. 6 -8pm. 925 -5858. CELL THEATRE Annapurna . $35 -$40. 7 -9pm. See 2/12 alibi.com/e/120916. listing. FILM MULTIPLE LOCATIONS NM Italian Film & Culture Festival . WEDNESDAY FEB 18 Prices vary. See 2/12 listing. WORDS SUNDAY FEB 15 BOOKWORKS The Power of the Hebrew Alphabet . A reading and signing with writer ART Gloria Abella Ballen. 7pm. 344 -8139. NEW MEXICO MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY AND alibi.com/e/129062. See “Culture Shock.” SCIENCE Birds of Paradise: Amazing Avian Evolution . ART Free with admission. See 2/12 listing. NEW MEXICO MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY AND STAGE SCIENCE Birds of Paradise: Amazing Avian Evolution . AFRICAN AMERICAN PERFORMING ARTS CENTER , Expo Free with admission. See 2/12 listing. NM Respect Yourself . $22.50. 3pm. See 2/13 listing. PARK FINE ART Origins . See 2/12 listing. AUX DOG THEATRE On My Own . Unexpected news from a STAGE cousin and a whirling storm of emotional turmoil sets the CELL THEATRE Annapurna . $35 -$40. 7 -9pm. See 2/12 stage in this familial play. Part of the QSolo Festival. $16. listing. 3pm. 254 -7716. alibi.com/e/130288. LEARN CELL THEATRE Annapurna . $35 -$40. 6 -8pm. See 2/12 INDIAN PUEBLO CULTURAL CENTER Impetus Seekers— listing. Pueblo Women Artists: Inside the Exhibition . Pueblo EXPO NEW MEXICO Ballut Abyad Shrine Circus . $8 -$30. women artists Margarete Bagshaw, Deborah Jojola, 11:30am, 3:30pm, 7:30pm. See 2/13 listing. Glendora Fragua and Marla Allison will discuss the new FACTORY ON 5TH ART SPACE Love is in the Air: AAC Circus exhibition that’s part of the citywide On the Map Small Show . A circus variety show featuring love in many exhibition. 5:30 -8pm. 843 -7270. guises: flying, falling, uplifting and everything in between. alibi.com/e/127354. a [16 ] FEBRUARY 12-18, 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI WEEKLY ALIBI FEBRUARY 12-18 , 2015 [17 ] FLASH IN THE PAN FOOD |restAurAnt review BY ARI LEVAUX A Bone to Pick Whether used as a base for stew or An Abundant Harvest drunk on its own, bone broth is a Pueblo Harvest Café offers a delicious bounty wonderful thing For longer than there have been kitchens, apple pie ($1.75) looked like the typical people have found ways to boil bones. From Pueblo-style pie, which is to say more like a rural villages to urban restaurants to grandma’s sweet sandwich. I’ve had similar pie many house, the virtues of bone stock, and its salted times at farmers markets, festivals or feast days, cousin broth, are hardly a secret. But lately, bone broth has boomed into trend. You can pay but this one was better in every way. The nearly 10 bucks for ginger grassfed beef broth at pastry was flakier. The filling was less cloyingly Brodo in New York. You can drink it at the Jola sweet. Cafe in Portland, Ore. It’s available online to be There are traditional soups of the kind shipped fresh to your doorstep. you might find on one of the 19 Pueblos in Even Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant New Mexico. Of these, the mutton stew credits regular consumption of bone broth for ($6.50) was my favorite, with a thin broth and helping him recover from some serious recent hearty chunks of meat and vegetables. The injuries. In fact, according to the Washington green chile ($5.50) was just OK—you can do a Post , practically the whole team has been on bone juice since the 2012/2013 season. lot better elsewhere in town. If you’ve ever been lifted from the depths of Many dishes come with frybread. And exhaustion, hunger, illness or chills by a sip of while it’s the same simple frybread you’ve had warm broth, you might be inclined to believe in before, the Pueblo Harvest Café’s version is such restorative powers. superior. Less greasy, more flaky and a perfect There are many variations on bone broth, shade of caramel. with a diversity of finished outcomes attached to In addition to the usual dishes like Frito each. Vietnamese pho, made from cow bones, is pie ($9) or Indian tacos ($12), there are a few very different from Japanese tonkotsu ramen creative twists. Not fancy twists, mind you, but broth made from pork bone or veal bone-based PHOTO BY ERIC WILLIAMS • ERICWPHOTO.COM Duck mole tostadas fun, like the the Rez Dog ($9)—a twice-fried, demi-glace in a fancy French restaurant, or Mom-style chicken bone soup. Thus, I’ll leave bacon-wrapped hot dog served on a beans and you with, not a recipe, but: BY ARI LEVAUX Pueblo Harvest Café cheese-plastered frybread with chile on top. The “Pueblo” beans it contained (also indianpueblo.org BoneMan the Brotharian’s Bone Broth t felt like I was making a crank call when, available as a side) are unseasoned, as if the Basics the day before Thanksgiving, I rang the 2401 12th Street NW chefs have total confidence in their intrinsic At its bare essence, making bone broth entails I Pueblo Harvest Café and Bakery and asked, 843-7270 flavor. little more than cooking bones in hot water for “Are you guys doing anything special Hours: 8am to 8:30pm Monday to Thursday, 8am to The Flea Market sandwich ($13) was 12-36 hours. tomorrow?” 9pm Friday and Saturday, 8am to 4pm Sundays impressive-looking on its plate-sized frybread. A slow cooker is a great brothing device for Booze: Yes But when I folded it over and dug in, something many reasons. Using one isn’t as dangerous as Without acknowledging any irony in the was missing, something to bind together the leaving a stove burner on for days at a time, and suggestion that Native Americans might Plastic: Yes the broth cooks slowly enough that you don’t celebrate the immigration of the Pilgrims, the The Alibi recommends: Rez dog, kale salad, mutton lamb chunks with the lettuce and tomatoes and need to keep adding water. It’s very convenient man described the massive buffet they were stew, duck mole tostada, blue corn onion rings green chile. That something turned out to be to have a Crock-Pot going at all times with broth preparing, which included roast goose, prime the green chile ranch that came with my onion that’s at the perfect sipping temperature, and rib, cornmeal-battered red snapper, deer osso rings. Later in the meal I tried adding some red available to be used in whatever’s cooking. If the bucco, and Cajun-rubbed deep-fried turkey, Pueblo dish that impresses is the kale salad chile, and that was good too. stir-fry is drying out, add a ladle of broth. Looking along with an omelet station, all-day breakfast ($10). Tossed with salad mix leaves, wheat Although I can’t see the Acoma to make a soup or sauce? Use broth as a base. bar and a massive dessert table. berries, pecans and blueberries, and topped connection suggested by its name, the Acoma The bones should be cut, which releases the The sprawling 10,000 square-foot Pueblo with feta, the salad is well-rounded and French dip ($13) is a great sandwich. The marrow and other inner bone materials, and meat is soft and rare, held together with Swiss allows more surface area to contact the broth. Indian Cultural Center is dominated by a luxurious without being decadent. When I make stock with the bones of a store- museum. Staying true to the Cultural Center’s The Caesar salad ($6) is less fabulous. cheese, garlic mayo and chopped green chile. roasted chicken, I use scissors to snip the soft mission “to preserve and perpetuate Pueblo Although it’s worth noting that for an extra The salty prime rib jus it came with made the bones to bits. With mammal long bones, ideally culture …” a variety of traditional Pueblo-style six bucks you can have a large slab of seared soft, creamy sandwich go down all the easier. the butcher will cut them, otherwise cut them at meals are served at the Café. But its kitchen tuna on top, the fish turns out to be the best Breakfast looks like a typical New home, or whack them with a hammer. can turn out most any dish, simple or complex, part of the salad. I’ll give props for the fried Mexican spread, with huevos rancheros If whacking the bones, make sure that the including holiday service. Thanksgiving is capers too, but my biggest issue was that the ($9.99), breakfast burritos ($9.99)—which you resulting bone splinters don’t enter anyone’s hardly the only special meal the Pueblo dressing tastes too much like ranch for me to can get with Spam, if you want to be truly mouth—unless cooked to absolute softness. Harvest Café’s kitchen turns out. Next week take it seriously as a Caesar. authentic—and any-style eggs with red or Some people simmer their bones in a fine mesh green. But there are a few rootsy dishes to bag to keep them out or pour the finished broth there’s a Valentine’s Day meal. On Fat Tuesday I have nothing against ranch dressing, choose from as well, such as the Chackewe through a sieve. In my case the broth just sits in there will be a “Bourbon Street Pairing mind you. In fact, the green chile ranch that warm mode in the Crock-Pot. The bones settle, Dinner” with five New Orleans-style courses, comes with the blue corn onion rings ($9) is a eggs ($9.99), which are carne adovada and and as long as I use a ladle to serve it, there’s no each paired with a different bourbon. perfect sauce for that context—and a very eggs served atop a mound of blue corn danger of bone fragments. On normal days, fancy foods are served good context it is. The tower of rings arrives porridge. It was a brilliant juxtaposition of For best flavor, begin by roasting the bones alongside traditional fare. This can create a stacked on a spike, accompanied by some intense and bland flavors, with spicy, chunky in the broiler, turning them as necessary, aiming strange contrast. Pueblo food is very simple, smoky house salsa as well. The breading is carne and creamy yolks (I had my eggs over to brown but not burn. Add the bones to the and when a world-class kitchen is preparing it puffy, like pancake batter, with notes of blue easy) all melding together atop the purple, stock pot, and make sure to deglaze and scrape along with dishes like wild boar tenderloin corn earthy nuttiness and a great match with bland mush. The sprinkles of diced tomatoes the roasted bone drippings into the pot as well. with chipotle demi-glace, one might expect the sweet onion inside. and onions made their contributions as well. Cook on the lowest setting you’ve got. If it’s a crowded night, such as a rowdy After about 12 hours, consider adding one form to influence the other. But the In a nod to the hunting heritage of carrots, onions and celery. Don’t get too fancy Pueblo dishes don’t get fancied up. They are Native Americans, several game meats grace weekend “Party on the Patio”—with live with your veggies; broccoli and cabbage will prepared very well, but without leaving the the menu. The blueberry-juniper sauce on the music and horno pizza served on a heated backfire if cooked too long, so use these and borders of what you’d experience at a Pueblo elk entree ($39) delivered soulful juniper notes patio—the service can be a bit, shall we say, other calcium-rich veggies to make soup with feast day. in a way that was as intriguing as it was on New Mexico time. If you have the place to after the broth is done. Meanwhile, the kitchen’s creativity is delicious. The bison short ribs ($25) braised in yourself some afternoon, your order will appear Leave the broth unsalted in the pot until it’s allowed room to run in creations like the duck red wine, meanwhile, were just plain falling- nearly immediately. If you show up mid-day on time to use it. Then, season appropriately. If mole tostadas ($8). Sprinkled with Mexican off-the-bone decadent. weekends, meanwhile, you will be treated to sipping, I like a splash of soy and a sprinkle of queso fresco, these three delicious tostadas are The traditional Pueblo offerings, while Pueblo dancers. garlic powder. a huge for an appetizer plate. Another non- devoid of pretense, were expertly crafted. The But maybe not on Thanksgiving. a

[18 ] FEBRUARY 12-18 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI WEEKLY ALIBI FEBRUARY 12-18 , 2015 [19 ] REEL WORLD FILM | revIew BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY TED-E! TEDxABQ returns this Thursday, Feb. 12, for another great “Salon” talk. “It’s All About the E!” will concentrate on the creative forces behind TV, movies and independent documentaries here in New Mexico. What does the “E” stand for? Entertainment, excitement, education, effects, economic development—whatever you like. A series of live speakers will be there to offer short, conversational presentations “connecting the art of storytelling, technology and conceptualization.” Light snacks and a cash bar will be provided by Slate Street Café. The event will take place at the Albuquerque Museum of Art and History (2000 Mountain NW) from 5:30 to 7:30pm. Space is limited, and tickets ($20 general admission, $10 students) are on sale now. For more info go to tedxabq.com. Morning glory Reel NM, Santa Fe’s only monthly independent film series, will present the 1971 drama Red Sky at Morning this Thursday, Feb. 12. The film was shot mostly in Santa Fe, Galisteo and Truchas. It’s based on the novel by Richard Bradford and relates a quiet coming-of-age tale that takes “I really need to know: Team Edward or Team Jacob?” place in the early days of World War II. The film stars Richard Thomas, Richard Crenna, Claire Bloom and Desi Arnaz Jr. (who was nominated for a Golden Globe). A $5 suggested donation gets you in the door. The screening gets underway at 7pm at the La Tienda Performance Space in Eldorado. Go to reelnewmexico.com Still Alice for directions. Alzheimer’s hits hard in simple family drama Film femme fiesta BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY New Mexico Women in Film is celebrating its 10-year anniversary with a tri-city film fiesta, ight about now Hollywood is realizing it July 10 through 12 in Las Cruces, Albuquerque and Santa Fe. Each one-day screening will needs to start capitalizing on all those Oscar “honor past and present members by R nominations. By the end of the month, showcasing the creativity, vision and artistry of there’s going to be one winner and four losers in their work.” To qualify, entrants must be or have each category, and it’s going to be too late for a been a member of NMWIF between 2005 and 2015. If you’ve never been a member and still lot of films to exploit the opportunity. So for the want to participate, you can apply for second week in a row, we get an “it’s about time” membership before you begin the submission theatrical release, one of this year’s Best Actress process by going to nmwif.com. This Sunday, nominees: Julianne Moore in the empathetic Feb. 15, is the early bird deadline. Submission is $10 per film. Categories include Documentary, psychological drama Still Alice . Narrative, Animation, New Media, Experimental, The film, based on Lisa Genova’s novel, is a Webisodes, Commercial, Corporate, Promotional doggedly straightforward affair. Like a lot of and Music Video. dramas of late (certainly last week’s “Best Actress” nominee, Two Days, One Night ), Still Alice has less of a fully embellished “plot” and Projection project more of a stripped-bare “situation.” It’s primarily Albuquerque arts org Basement Films is heading north to Santa Fe this month to kick off a special an exercise in acting and a rewarding one if you more than tolerable on screen. Here, she does exhibition at the Center for Contemporary Arts. know that’s what you’re in for. That Moore is a Still Alice solid work as the somewhat estranged daughter From Feb. 13 through May 25, Happiness Is a top-shelf actress is no shocker at this stage of her Opens Friday 2/13 whose career choices have taken her far afield Warm Projector will feature an installation of career. Here, she’s more than up to the task of Written and directed by Richard Glatzer from her academic family. Stewart does slatternly dead technology that “both celebrates the heady Cold War days (from which much of BF’s playing Alice Howland, a happily married wife & Wash Westmoreland and aloof pretty well. But in the end, her “artsy” archive of 8,000 educational films and and mother to three grown kids. She works at Starring Julianne Moore, Alec Baldwin, character ends up being the most sensitive to her projectors originated) and a protracted exorcism Cambridge and vacations out in Nassau County. Kristen Stewart mother’s condition and gives the film a fine of the strict morality that permeates this media.” All in all, it looks like a pleasant, upper-middle- Rated PG-13 grace note on which to end. The show will include unique screenings, hands- on workshops and performances. For details class life. But something’s not quite right with The title of the film is important to note, as it about upcoming events surrounding the Alice. She’s starting to forget little things. She’s drives home the good and bad of Alzheimer’s. exhibition, go to basementfilms.org or having trouble playing Words With Friends— Alice’s coping mechanisms that form the People with the disease are still themselves. ccasantafe.org. The CCA is located at 1050 Old which, for a linguistics professor, is just dripping backbone of the film’s narrative. Alice is a highly Filmmakers Richard Glatzer & Wash Pecos Trail. with irony. Turns out she has early-onset intellectual woman with a background in Westmoreland ( The Fluffer, Quinceañera ) have Alzheimer’s. language. She quickly learns tricks to cope with obviously done their research and portray the The younger demographic The diagnosis comes quickly, and the film and/or hide her illness. horrors of Alzheimer’s with compassion and Warehouse 508’s fourth annual Film or Flight basically chronicles how Alice and her family But sadly, there’s no treating or fully arresting quietude. Everyone walks into their living room and youth film contest starts up this weekend. The deal with the sudden, unpleasant reality. Hubby this cruel condition. Moore is at her best forgets what they went in there for from time to kickoff takes place Friday, Feb. 13, at John (Alec Baldwin—fine, but needing more showing the light-switch changes from time. But to walk into your living room and forget Warehouse 508 (508 First Street NW) at 4pm. flamboyant roles these days) is alternately cognizance to confusion. A scene in which she where the bathroom is located is a whole different High school and college-age students (25 and under) will be given just 72 hours to shoot their concerned and angry over the diagnosis. Oldest goes jogging and loses her way on familiar streets level of unease. To know, among the decreasingly short films. The resulting digital movies will be daughter Anna (Kate Bosworth) worries how the slides from bewilderment to sheer panic in frequent moments of lucidity, that you are slowly screened to the public on Friday, March 13, at diagnosis might affect her pregnancy. (Early seconds—all with the most subtle changes in losing all your precious memories is a particularly the KiMo Theatre (423 Central NW). To register, onset is genetic and filial.) Youngest daughter facial expression on Moore’s part. There’s no harsh fate to endure. It’s this tough, tragic arc that contact [email protected] or call 296-2738. For more info, check out Lydia (Kristen Stewart) isn’t sure how to take doubt it’s an Oscar-worthy job. The acting Still Alice so gently underplays by giving a filmorflight508.com. a the situation, having run off to California to surprise, however, comes in the form of sympathetic face to the disease—a disease we all start her own life as a bohemian actress. But it’s Stewart—who, at her best, has never been much know , but hopefully will never have to feel . a [20 ] FEBRUARY 12-18 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI TELEVISION | IDIOT BOX Immigrant Song “Fresh Off the Boat” on ABC

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or now, ABC’s “Fresh Off the Boat” is notable for being the first Asian-American- F centric show on network television in more than 20 years. (The last being Margaret Cho’s short-lived “All-American Girl.”) Of course that designation is only gonna get the show so much attention. At some point this sitcom is gonna have to sink or float based on its writing, acting and sense of humor. But with a credible pilot under its belt and some decent source material, there are indications “Fresh Off the Boat” might actually succeed. around to serve as the show’s saving grace. Park The series is based on restaurateur Eddie (The Interview, “Veep”) and Wu ( Sound of My Huang’s autobiographical book of the same Voice, “Eastsiders”) have a great back-and-forth name. Set in the mid ’90s, the show centers chemistry. They share a lot of screentime around 10-year-old Eddie (Hudson Yang), a together, and their timing is damn near perfect. chubby, rap-loving, Chinese-American kid just Wu’s character in particular could have easily trying to fit in. His goals are complicated, slid into “dragon mom” caricature. (In fact, the however, when his ambitious parents (Randall term is brought up several times.) She’s Park and Constance Wu) move from Asian- demanding and tough on occasion, but she’s also friendly Washington, DC, to lily-white suburban a strong defender of her children. Plus, she’s got Orlando. Initially, of course, there are tons of the best comic observations in the show. jokes that revolve around his parents’ Assessing an annoying group of suburban moms stereotypical accents and all their Caucasian for the first time, she sagely speculates, “I think neighbors assuming they don’t speak English and the loud one is their queen.” talking real slow. Hopefully, those jokes will fade There are moments when “Fresh Off the with time; otherwise, the show is gonna spend a Boat” goes bold, directly addressing racism and lot of time beating a dead horse. Fortunately, cultural assimilation. But it’s airing on Disney- there seems to be ample room for growth. owned ABC, so the show always defaults to Young Eddie, who dispenses wise-ass heartwarming and homogenized when things get punchlines and wears an unending string of rap too real. If the writing stays strong and the show t-shirts, isn’t that great a protagonist. (The figures out which characters to focus on, though, show’s sometimes abrasive “Wonder Years”-esque “Fresh Off the Boat” could end up being a sharp narration, provided by Huang himself, doesn’t mix of cultural observation and quick help.) Tyler James Williams milked far more punchlines. a sympathetic laughs from a similar “fish out of water” scenario in the excellent “Everybody “Fresh Off the Boat” airs Tuesdays at 7pm on Hates Chris.” Fortunately, Eddie’s parents are KOAT-7.

archaeologist. She was way cute in the past cast members showing up. 1979. Good times. ... Shakespeare, Then again, so is Sarah Palin, so ... THE WEEK IN you say? “Dinner with Family with Brett Gelman MONDAY 16 SLOTH and Brett Gelman’s Family” (Cartoon Network 1:30am) The Book of Negroes (BET 6pm) It’s Comedian Brett Gelman BET’s title, not mine. This 6-part (“Eagleheart,” “Married”) joins his miniseries details the story of a THURSDAY 12 Hollywood family and friends for “a slave forcefully brought to South lively night of dining, tasty showbiz Carolina from West Africa at the “The Slap” (KOB-4 7pm) NBC’s “limited time of the American Revolution. run” series is about an unhappily chitchat, and psychological torture.” married guy whose cousin slaps “Stevie Wonder: Songs in the Key of somebody else’s kid at a party. SATURDAY 14 Life—An All-Star Grammy Salute” Seems like a solid basis for eight (KRQE-13 8pm) Chris Martin, hours’ worth of drama. Given the star “Nascar Sprint Unlimited at Daytona” Willie Nelson, Ed Sheeran and power in front of the camera (Peter (KASA-2 6pm) I gotta hand it to you, Usher show up to possibly butcher Sarsgaard, Thandie Newton, Zachary FOX. You really know what gets a a few Stevie Wonder classics. Quinto, Uma Thurman, Brian Cox, redneck’s heart racing. Melissa George), maybe they know “Animals in Love” (Animal Planet 7pm) TUESDAY 17 something we don’t. If you’re spending Valentine’s Day watching animals mating, you may “Repeat After Me” (KOAT-7 7:30pm) have a problem. In this hidden camera prank show— FRIDAY 13 liberally ripped-off from truTV’s “Sexy Beasts” (A&E 8pm) In A&E’s “Impractical Jokers”—Wendi “Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown” new dating reality show (stolen from (KOAT-7 7pm) You could do worse McLendon-Covey (“Reno 911!”) the BBC), singles are sent on dates talks to celebrities (Ellen Pompeo, than spending the evening watching dressed in outrageous prosthetic Harry Connick Jr., for starters) over this 1975 animated special in costumes—like puppets, frogs, cat an earpiece, telling them what to preparation for tomorrow night. people and witches. ... Which begs say and do. Everyone has a good Charlie Brown will probably never the question, “Um, why?” laugh. Allegedly. catch that redheaded girl’s attention, but Linus is a straight-up player for lusting after his teacher, Miss SUNDAY 15 WEDNESDAY 18 Othmar. Aim for the stars, dude. “Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary “The Mentalist” (KRQE-13 7pm) CBS’ Shakespeare Uncovered: Antony & Special” (KOB-4 7pm) Dan Aykroyd, crime-solving series about a really Cleopatra with Kim Cattrall Molly Shannon, Tina Fey, Will Ferrell, smart guy who pretends to be a (KNME-5 9:30pm) I was watching Chris Rock, Bill Murray, Martin Short, psychic (because it’s easier for an old episode of “The Incredible Garrett Morris, Andy Samberg, Jane people to believe in a psychic than Hulk” the other day, and Kim Cattrall Curtin, Jon Lovitz, Laraine Newman a really smart guy) goes off the air showed up playing a Native American and Norm Macdonald are just a few of with this 2-hour series finale. a

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concentrating on “mountain” culture, all featuring lovely The Imitation Game books (known in America as “The Last Apprentice”) by British BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY documentaries about mountain climbing, skiing, environmental America’s British boyfriend Benedict Cumberbatch stars as fantasy author Joseph Delaney. Ben Barnes (from The awareness and high-altitude culture in places like Tibet. But famed mathematician Alan Turing in this real-life biopic about Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian ) plays a young lad born OPENING THIS WEEK Telluride is one of the oldest, dating back to 1979. In Turing’s efforts to decipher the infamous German Enigma code with the magical ability to see ghosts and fight supernatural partnership with UNM Wilderness Alliance, Telluride brings us its during World War II. The film is very tasteful and “Masterpiece creatures. He’s soon recruited by a crusty old knight (Jeff Amira & Sam latest collection of shorts featuring extreme athletes, scientists, Theatre”-ish. But Turing’s story of professional triumph and Bridges) for a big-ass training montage. Eventually, he gets to An army veteran (Martin Starr from “Freaks & Geeks” and explorers, authors and more. Unrated. (Opens Friday 2/13 at personal tragedy is terribly compelling stuff. Based on the book fight an evil witch (Julianne Moore). This looks like yet another “Silicon Valley”) begins an unlikely romance with an Iraqi SUB Theater) by Andrew Hodges. 114 minutes. PG-13. (Century Rio, High failed attempt to launch a young adult fantasy series. (Sorry immigrant. But the relationship is put to the test when she Ridge, Century 14 Downtown) Eragon, Lemony Snicket, City of Ember, The Golden Compass, faces deportation. This miniscule comedy-romance from Inkheart, The Mortal Instruments, The Seeker, The Spiderwick comedian and onetime army officer Sean Mullin is alternately Jupiter Ascending Chronicles, Cirque du Freak , et al.) 102 minutes. PG-13. formulaic, far-fetched and sweetly charming. 90 minutes. STILL PLAYING (Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Unrated. (Opens Monday 2/16 at Guild Cinema) The filmmakers formerly known as the Wachowski brothers ( The Matrix, Cloud Atlas ) are responsible for this madly over- Rio) The 2015 New Mexico Italian Film Festival Bonnie and Clyde conceptualized, pulp sci-fi doohickey. Mila Kunis is a poor, This year’s New Mexico Italian Film Festival (Feb. 8 through 15 Chicago house cleaner who finds out the Earth is just an She’s Beautiful When She’s Angry Guild Cinema gives you Valentine’s Day romance, criminal-style. in Albuquerque) takes over Guild Cinema to screen six recent “estate” built and populated by an ancient alien dynasty—and Filmmaker Mary Dore ( The Good Fight: The Abraham Lincoln Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway star in Arthur Penn’s bloody efforts from Italy. There’s the Federico Fellini biopic Che Strano Brigade in the Spanish Civil War ) traces the history of the 1967 biopic about bank-robbing lovers-on-the-run Clyde that she’s the long-lost queen of the galaxy. The story is a Chiamarsi Federico , the high school drama The Red and the transparent fairy tale about a missing princess in (frequent) brilliant women who founded the modern women’s movement Barrow and Bonnie Parker. It doesn’t end well for the duo, but Blue , the middle-class divorce drama Balancing Act , the from 1966 to 1971. This documentary goes from the creation the film was nominated for 10 Oscars. 111 minutes. R. (Opens need of rescuing and the dashing knight (Channing Tatum) who ensemble rom-com Out of the Blue , the dramatic thriller of NOW to the emergence of more radical factions of women’s Saturday 2/14 at Guild Cinema) protects her from her evil royal family. On top of that familiar Human Capital and the psychiatric comedy We Can Do That . framework, the Wachowski siblings have added bits of Buck lib. Rather than romanticize those early days, Dore’s film For a complete list of films and events, go to italianfilmfest.org. Rogers, Flash Gordon, Dune , The Matrix , Brazil and The Fifth captures them in all their “exhilarating, quarrelsome, sometimes Buen Día, Ramón (Guild Cinema) heart-wrenching glory.” 92 minutes. Unrated. (Guild Cinema) A young man (Kristyan Ferrer) from a small Mexican town Element . It’s entirely ridiculous, but damned if it isn’t eye- poppingly pretty and filled with zippy, zappy entertainment. 127 travels to Germany to find work to support his family and American Sniper The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of becomes stranded without shelter or money. While struggling to minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Reliable but rarely more than workmanlike director Clint Cinema, Century Rio) Water survive on the streets, he meets Ruth (Ingeborg Schöner), a Eastwood helms this biopic based on the biography of Navy lonely senior citizen with whom he develops a fast friendship. In When the secret formula for Krabby Patties goes missing, SEAL sniper Chris Kyle. Bradley Cooper is excellent, running A Most Violent Year SpongeBob and his pals (Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs) German and Spanish with English subtitles. 119 minutes. PG- through all the emotions of our main character as he goes from 13. (Opens Friday 2/13 at Century 14 Downtown) Oscar Isaac ( Inside Llewyn Davis ) plays a businessman venture into the real world (featuring a mix of live-action and 3D front-line shellshocked to home-front rehabilitated. But determined to rise to the top of New York City’s home heating animation) to recover it from a dastardly pirate (Antonio Eastwood waffles too much between gung-ho patriotism and a oil delivery industry, circa 1981. Writer-director J.C. Chandor ( All Banderas ... no, really). Also, they become superheroes. Yeah, Fifty Shades of Grey more reasoned examination of the horrors our modern military SpongeBob doesn’t make a lot of sense. But it’s awesome. 93 Every couple of years, the publishing industry spits out an erotic Is Lost ) wants very badly to direct a ’70s-style, Sidney Lumet- men and women are asked to endure. It wants to tackle some minutes. PG. (Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere novel to remind housewives that naughty sex is a good thing. esque crime thriller. A Most Violent Year has got a lot of grit and big moral issues, but unlike Eastwood’s Unforgiven , it can’t Cinema, Century Rio) From Fanny Hill to Story of O to Fear of Flying to Exit to Eden , break the Hollywood formula long enough to find the plenty of atmosphere, but the milieu seems petty, and the overall film is just too chilly to really hit home. Reviewed in v24 these books have been snapped up and hidden in bedside metaphorical weight behind the story. 132 minutes. R. (Century Taken 3 tables for decades. Today, we’ve got E.L. James’ smash hit novel Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century 14 Downtown, High i5. 125 minutes. R. (High Ridge) Fifty Shades of Grey . This ripe bit of “mommy porn” started out Ridge) It really does not pay to be friends or family with ex-government life as a piece of Twilight fan fic written under the pen name Mr. Turner agent Bryan Mills (Liam Neeson). Everybody he knows has “Snowqueen’s Icedragon.” The author changed the character Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Mike Leigh ( Secrets & Lies, Vera Drake ) writes and directs this been killed or kidnapped by bad guys, whom he is then obliged names, got a better nom de plume, and the rest is history. This biopic covering the last quarter century in the life of eccentric to stalk and kill using his “particular set of skills.” This time Ignorance) British landscape painter J.M.W. Turner. Timothy Spall (Peter around his wife has been killed, and he’s framed for murder. is worth pointing out because the source material is completely Alejandro González Iñárritu ( Babel, 21 Grams ) directs Michael embarrassing. Do you honestly think the heavily expurgated Pettigrew in the Harry Potter series) stars at the titular Oh, somebody’s in for an old man ass-kicking! As before, Keaton ( Batman ) in this winkingly meta farce about a washed- French action king Luc Besson pens it, and the awesomely Hollywood version (complete with S&M sex toys sold at Target) up action movie star who tries to mount a comeback on artist/womanizer. Even Turner’s own biographer once admitted could be any better? 125 minutes. R. (Opens Thursday 2/12 at that the guy wasn’t very interesting—but Leigh manages to find named Olivier Megaton directs it. 109 minutes. PG-13. Broadway. Shot in what looks like a single, breathless take, the (Century Rio) Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century film swoops and soars through the corridors of a venerable the drama in this very private man’s personal life. Leigh is Rio) Broadway theater watching its manic, self-loathing, assisted immensely by Spall’s born-to-play-it performance and hallucination-prone protagonist face crisis after crisis. Dark and by his glorious longtime cinematographer Dick Pope. 150 The Theory of Everything Giant funny, cynical and empathetic, this oddly experimental gem minutes. R. (High Ridge) ‘Tis the season for high-toned biopics. Eddie Redmayne ( The James Dean, Elizabeth Taylor and Rock Hudson star in this offers viewers this year’s most original cinematic vision. Pillars of the Earth, Les Misérables ) stars as world-famous sprawling modern Western from 1956 about a Texas cattle Reviewed in v23 i45. 119 minutes. R. (High Ridge, Century 14 Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb physicist Stephen Hawking. This inspirational romantic drama rancher, his family and associates. Dean died shortly after Downtown) Ben Stiller and friends (and the monkey) are back in this third concentrates on Hawking’s pre-talking-wheelchair relationship filming this one, and it remains a testament to his on-screen outing about wacky hijinks at a natural history museum after with his college girlfriend-cum-wife Jane (Felicity Jones, Like skill. 201 minutes. G. (Opens Sunday 2/15 at Century 14 Black or White the lights go out. Seems the magic that causes all the displays Crazy ). It’s beautifully performed and perfectly bittersweet, but Downtown, Century Rio) Kevin Costner stars as a widower lawyer fighting for custody of to come to life at night is fading, and our security guard hero occasionally feels too expertly crafted for Academy Award his biracial granddaughter. Octavia Spencer is the equally (Stiller) must travel the globe, uniting characters old (Robin appeal. Reviewed in v23 i48. 123 minutes. Unrated. (High If a Tree Falls righteous paternal grandmother of the little girl, who wants her Willams’ Teddy Roosevelt) and new (Dan Stevens’ Sir Lancelot) Ridge) The radical environmental group known as the Earth Liberation to be raised by African Americans and not the guy from Dances to save it. 97 minutes. PG. (Century Rio) Front is profiled in this revealing, peek-behind-the-curtain with Wolves . This is a seriously well-intentioned family drama, Two Days, One Night documentary. Unrated. (Opens Thursday 2/12 at SUB Theater) but the liberal-minded ideals of writer-director Mike Binder ( The Paddington From Belgium’s Dardenne brothers ( Rosetta, L’enfant, The Kid Upside of Anger, Reign Over Me ) get lost in TV-movie-of-the- The beloved British picture book character gets the requisite with a Bike ) comes this tense, timely drama about a working- Kingsman: The Secret Service week courtroom melodrama. 121 minutes. PG-13. (Century CGI makeover for the movies. Ben Whishaw ( Skyfall ) voices the class wife and mother (Academy Award-nominated Marion Matthew Vaughn ( Layer Cake, X-Men: First Class ) directs this Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) raincoat-wearing Peruvian bear who ends up lost and alone at Cotillard) battling crippling depression and losing her factory fast, funny, impossibly kinetic action flick based on the comic a London train station. He gets adopted by a kindly family (led job when impoverished coworkers choose a year-end bonus book by Mark Millar ( Kick-Ass, Wanted ). Newcomer Taron The Boy Next Door by Hugh Bonneville and Sally Hawkins) and has some episodic over her. She convinces the boss to stage a re-vote, giving her Egerton stars as a trendy British street kid who gets recruited to Jennifer Lopez stars in this time-wasting erotic thriller about a adventures. Nicole Kidman plays the villain, an evil taxidermist. just one weekend to convince coworkers to change their votes. a top-secret spy agency that’s, like, James Bond cranked up to divorced teacher who has a torrid affair with the new boy across Because there has to be a villain in these sorts of things. 95 That’s it for plot, but Two Days, One Night manages to pack 11. Colin Firth is the young spy’s perfectly aloof bad-ass of a the street. Things get complicated when he turns up as a minutes. PG. (Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, more human drama than films 10 times its size. Reviewed in trainer. Samuel L. Jackson is the high-tech baddie. 129 student in her high school class and then goes all Glenn Close Century 14 Downtown) v24 i6. 95 minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 Downtown, High minutes. R. (Opens Thursday 2/12 at Century 14 Downtown, in Fatal Attraction on her. Oops. 91 minutes. R. (Rio Rancho Ridge) Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio) Premiere Cinema, Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio) Project Almanac Well, we’ve had found-footage monster movies ( Cloverfield ), The Wedding Ringer Old Fashioned Dear White People found-footage zombie movies (the [REC] series), found-footage Josh Gad ( Frozen ) plays a well-meaning, friendless schlub who A reformed (read: “born-again”) frat boy (first-time writer, The students at an Ivy League college clash over racial issues in ghost movies (the Paranormal Activity series), found-footage hires a fake best man (comedian Kevin Hart) in order to director, star Rik Swartzwelder) and a free-spirited woman this wordy, but well-spoken comedy-drama. First-time filmmaker devil movies ( The Last Exorcism ), found-footage mummy impress his fiancée (Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting) at their wedding. (Elizabeth Roberts from “Days of Our Lives”) try “the Justin Simien has crafted a witty mash-up of Do the Right Thing movies ( The Pyramid ), found-footage space movies ( Apollo As one does in contrived romantic comedies. 101 minutes. R. impossible”—an old-fashioned, Jesus-approved courtship in and Dead Poets Society —but the choppy script and sprawling 18 ), found-footage comedies ( Project X ), found-footage (Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century 14 modern-day America. If you’re looking for a Valentine’s Day ensemble cast mark this as a passionate freshman project superhero movies ( Chronicle ), found-footage kids’ movies Downtown) romance that includes no sex and no premarital kissing and rather than a full-fledged senior thesis. Reviewed in v23 i43. (Earth to Echo ) and found footage disaster movies ( Into the doesn’t even allow men and women to be in the same room 106 minutes. R. (SUB Theater) Storm ). So why not a found-footage time machine movie? 106 Whiplash alone together, then Old Fashioned is the mood-killing cold minutes. PG-13. (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century 14 A shy young musician (Miles Teller from The Spectacular Now ) shower for you. 115 minutes. PG-13. (Opens Thursday 2/12 at Drunktown’s Finest Downtown, Century Rio) dreams of becoming a world-famous jazz drummer. Attending a Century Rio) Shot in Gallup, NM, by hometown boy and first-time filmmaker prestigious New York music academy, he gets the opportunity to Sydney Freeland, this gritty ensemble drama follows three Selma learn from the school’s most infamous instructor (J.K. Simmons The Organizer young Native Americans—an adopted Christian girl, a rebellious This serious, dutiful biopic chronicles Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s from “Oz”). What follows is the musical equivalent of the training The legendary Italian actor Marcello Mastroianni stars in this father-to-be and a promiscuous transsexual—as they strive to campaign to secure equal voting rights via a groundbreaking camp sequence from Full Metal Jacket . Simmons is perfect as nearly forgotten, Oscar-nominated 1963 film about workers at escape the hardships of life on an Indian reservation. The script march from Selma to Montgomery, Ala., in 1965. David the sadistic taskmaster, but Teller matches him beat-for-beat as a turn-of-the-century Turin textile factory united by a traveling was developed through the Sundance Director’s Lab, and the Oyelowo ( Lee Daniels’ The Butler ) is perfect as King. Cuba the determined student. Reviewed in v23 i45. 107 minutes. R. professor. 130 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Monday 2/16 at finished product was executive produced by Mr. Sundance Gooding Jr., Tim Roth, Giovanni Ribisi, Carmen Ejogo, (High Ridge) Guild Cinema) himself, Robert Redford. 92 minutes. Unrated. (Guild Cinema) Alessandro Nivola, Martin Sheen, Tom Wilkinson and Oprah Winfrey round out the important cast. 128 minutes. PG-13. Wild Still Alice The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (High Ridge) Reese Witherspoon stars in this inspirational biopic about Reviewed this issue. (Opens Friday 2/13 at Century 14 Peter Jackson wraps up his monumental (perhaps a little too Cheryl Strayed, who lost her mother and slipped inrp a bout of Downtown) much so) adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Hobbit . Here we Seventh Son sex and drug addiction. Instead of going to therapy, she finally get to the closing action sequence, a war that pits five This epically troubled fantasy production shed countless cast decided to go all hippie and hike the Pacific Crest Trail solo. It’s Telluride Mountainfilm Festival armies and a dragon against one another in a battle for the fate members, production companies and release dates over the kind of like Eat, Pray, Love —but with walking instead of eating, There are roughly a thousand touring film festivals of Middle-earth. 144 minutes. PG-13. (Century Rio) course of its creation. It’s based on “The Wardstone Chronicles” praying and loving. 115 minutes. R. (High Ridge)

[22 ] FEBRUARY 12-18 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI FILM | TIMES wEEk oF FrI., FEb. 13-ThurS., FEb. 19 CENTURY 14 DOWNTOWN guildcinema.com to showtimes. 100 Central SW • 1 (800) 326-3264 ext. 943# She’s Beautiful When She’s Angry Sat 1:00 Bonnie and Clyde Sat 3:30, 6:00, 8:30 Giant Sun 2:00; Wed 2:00, 7:00 Drunktown’s Finest Sun 4:00 Still Alice Fri-Mon 11:55am, 2:40, 5:15, 7:50, 10:25; Tue-Thu Amira & Sam Mon-Thu 3:45, 8:15 11:55am, 2:40, 5:15, 7:50 The Organizer Mon-Thu 5:45 Buen Día, Ramón Fri-Mon 1:30, 4:25, 7:15, 10:05; Tue-Thu 1:30, 4:25, 7:15 KIngsman: The Secret Service Fri-Mon 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, HIGH RIDGE 12910 Indian School NE • 275-0038 10:20; Tue-Thu 1:20, 4:20, 7:20 Fifty Shades of Grey Fri-Mon 12:05, 1:35, 3:05, 4:35, 6:05, Two Days, One Night Fri-Sun 1:00, 4:15, 7:40, 10:35; Mon- 7:35, 9:05, 10:35; Tue-Thu 12:05, 1:35, 3:05, 4:35, 6:05, Thu 1:00, 4:15, 7:40 7:35 Selma Fri-Sun 12:30, 10:15; Mon-Thu 12:30 Two Days, One Night Fri-Mon 2:45, 8:05; Tue 12:35, 3:00, Mr. Turner Fri-Sun 12:25, 3:45, 7:05, 10:30; Mon-Thu 12:25, 5:25, 7:50; Wed-Thu 12:35, 3:00 3:45, 7:05 Seventh Son Fri-Thu 2:25, 7:40 A Most Violent Year Fri-Sun 12:45, 3:55, 7:15, 10:25; Mon- Seventh Son 3D Fri-Mon 11:50am, 5:00, 10:10; Tue-Thu Thu 12:45, 3:55, 7:15 11:50am, 5:00 Whiplash Fri-Thu 3:55, 7:00 Jupiter Ascending Fri-Thu 1:10, 7:25 American Sniper Fri-Sun 12:25, 4:00, 7:25, 10:40; Mon-Thu Jupiter Ascending 3D Fri-Mon 4:10, 10:25; Tue-Thu 4:10 The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Fri-Thu 12:25, 4:00, 7:25 11:40am, 2:05, 7:05 The Imitation Game Fri-Sun 12:35, 3:50, 7:05, 10:30; Mon- The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water 3D Fri-Thu Thu 12:35, 3:50, 7:05 4:30, 9:30 Wild Fri-Sun 12:50, 10:25; Mon-Thu 12:50 Project Almanac Fri-Mon 12:00, 5:20, 10:45; Tue-Thu 12:05, The Theory of Everything Fri-Thu 4:10, 7:30 2:45, 5:20, 8:05 Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) Fri-Sun The Boy Next Door Fri-Mon 12:40, 3:00, 5:30, 7:55, 10:15; 1:00, 4:05, 7:25, 10:20; Mon-Thu 1:00, 4:05, 7:25 Tue-Thu 12:40, 3:00, 5:30, 7:55 Paddington Fri-Thu 1:45 MOVIES 8 American Sniper Fri-Mon 1:15, 4:25, 7:30, 10:30; Tue-Thu 4591 San Mateo NE • 1 (800) Fandango, express # 1194 1:15, 4:25, 7:30 The Wedding Ringer Fri-Mon 12:15, 2:50, 5:25, 8:00, 10:50; Interstellar Fri-Thu 11:20am, 3:20, 7:10 Tue-Wed 12:15, 2:50, 5:25, 8:00; Thu 12:15, 2:50, 5:25 Big Hero 6 Fri-Thu 11:00am, 1:50, 4:40, 7:30, 10:20 Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) Fri 1:55, Big Hero 6 3D Fri-Thu 12:20, 3:10, 6:00, 8:50 4:50, 7:45, 10:35; Sat 4:50, 7:45, 10:35; Sun 7:45, Annie Fri-Thu 12:40, 3:40, 7:00, 10:00 10:35; Mon 1:55, 4:50, 7:45, 10:35 The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death Fri-Thu 4:50, 7:50, The Imitation Game Fri-Mon 4:15, 7:10, 9:55; Tue 4:15, 10:30 7:10; Wed 4:15, 7:10; Thu 4:15 Mortdecai Fri-Thu 12:30, 3:30, 6:40, 9:50 St. Vincent Fri-Thu 11:10am, 2:00 CENTURY RIO Exodus: Gods and Kings Fri-Thu 3:00, 9:40 I-25 & Jefferson • 1 (800) 326-3264 Dumb and Dumber To Fri-Thu 11:40am, 6:50 Penguins of Madagascar 3D Fri-Thu 2:10, 10:10 Giant Sun 2:00; Wed 2:00, 7:00 Penguins of Madagascar Fri-Thu 11:30am, 5:00, 7:40 Old Fashioned Fri-Thu 10:30am, 1:30, 4:30, 7:35, 10:40 KIngsman: The Secret Service Fri-Sat 10:05am, 11:10am, 12:20, 1:25, 2:30, 3:40, 4:45, 5:50, 7:00, 8:05, 9:10, MOVIES WEST 9201 Coors NW • 1 (800) Fandango, express # 1247 9:35, 10:20, 11:30; Sun-Wed 10:05am, 11:10am, 12:20, 1:25, 2:30, 3:40, 4:45, 5:50, 7:00, 8:05, 9:10, 9:35, Interstellar Fri-Thu 12:00, 3:45, 7:35 10:20; Thu 10:05am, 11:10am, 12:20, 1:25, 2:30, 3:40, Big Hero 6 Fri-Thu 1:15, 4:00, 6:45, 9:30 4:45, 5:50, 7:00, 8:05, 9:10, 9:35, 10:20, 11:30 Big Hero 6 3D Fri-Thu 2:00, 4:45, 7:30, 10:15 Fifty Shades of Grey Fri-Sat 10:00am, 10:45am, 11:35am, Annie Fri-Thu 1:15, 4:10, 7:05, 10:00 12:15, 1:10, 1:55, 2:45, 3:30, 4:20, 5:05, 5:55, 6:40, The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death Fri-Thu 4:25, 7:00, 7:05, 7:30, 8:15, 9:05, 9:50, 10:20, 10:40, 11:25, 11:55; 9:45 Sun-Mon 10:00am, 10:45am, 11:35am, 12:15, 1:10, Mortdecai Fri-Thu 1:30, 4:15 1:55, 2:45, 3:30, 4:20, 5:05, 5:55, 6:40, 7:05, 7:30, 8:15, St. Vincent Fri-Thu 1:45 9:05, 9:50, 10:20, 10:40; Tue-Wed 10:00am, 10:45am, 11:35am, 12:15, 1:10, 1:55, 2:45, 3:30, 4:20, 5:05, 5:55, Exodus: Gods and Kings Fri-Thu 12:30, 6:45 6:40, 7:05, 7:30, 8:15, 9:05, 9:50, 10:20; Thu 10:00am, Dumb and Dumber To Fri-Thu 4:00, 10:15 10:45am, 11:35am, 12:15, 1:10, 1:55, 2:45, 3:30, 4:20, Penguins of Madagascar 3D Fri-Thu 2:30 5:05, 5:55, 6:40, 7:30, 8:15, 9:05, 9:50, 10:20, 10:40, Penguins of Madagascar Fri-Thu 12:00, 5:00, 7:30, 10:00 11:25, 11:55 The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water 3D Fri-Thu RIO RANCHO PREMIERE CINEMA 11:20am, 2:05, 4:50, 5:45, 7:35 1000 Premiere Parkway • 994-3300 The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Fri-Thu 10:25am, 12:10, 1:15, 3:00, 4:00, 6:45, 8:30, 9:30 Fifty Shades of Grey Fri-Thu 11:00am, 12:30, 1:55, 3:25, Jupiter Ascending 3D Fri-Thu 11:00am, 2:20, 5:40, 9:00 4:50, 6:20, 7:45, 9:15, 10:40 Jupiter Ascending Fri-Sat 12:45. 4:05, 7:25, 10:50, KIngsman: The Secret Service Fri-Thu 11:30am, 12:45, 12:05am; Sun-Thu 12:45. 4:05, 7:25, 10:50 2:45, 4:00, 6:00, 7:15, 9:10, 10:20 Seventh Son Fri-Sat 12:50, 2:15, 3:35, 6:25, 7:50, 9:15, Black or White Fri-Thu 11:10am, 2:05, 5:00, 7:55, 10:45 12:01am; Sun-Thu 12:50, 2:15, 3:35, 6:25, 7:50, 9:15 The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water 3D Fri-Thu Seventh Son 3D Fri-Thu 11:25am, 5:00, 10:45 12:05, 5:05, 10:05 Project Almanac Fri-Thu 11:05am, 2:00, 4:55, 7:55, 10:45 The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Fri-Thu Black or White Fri-Thu 12:25, 3:40, 6:50, 9:55 11:05am, 1:35, 2:35, 4:05, 6:35, 7:35, 9:05 The Boy Next Door Fri-Thu 11:55am, 2:35, 5:10, 7:45, 10:25 Seventh Son 3D Fri-Thu 12:05, 5:30, 10:55 Paddington Fri-Thu 10:10am Seventh Son Fri-Thu 2:10, 7:45 American Sniper Fri-Sat 10:50am, 12:30, 2:10, 3:50, 5:30, Jupiter Ascending 3D Fri-Thu 2:35, 8:00 7:10, 8:50, 10:35, 12:05am; Sun-Thu 10:50am, 12:30, Jupiter Ascending Fri-Thu 11:10am, 4:40, 10:20 2:10, 3:50, 5:30, 7:10, 8:50, 10:35 Project Almanac Fri-Wed 11:05am, 4:15, 9:25 The Wedding Ringer Fri-Thu 10:40am, 1:35, 4:25, 7:15, The Boy Next Door Fri-Thu 1:45, 7:05 10:05 The Wedding Ringer Fri-Wed 1:25, 4:10, 6:45, 9:30 Taken 3 Fri-Wed 12:40, 3:35, 6:35 Paddington Fri-Thu 11:15am, 1:45, 4:15, 6:55, 9:25 The Imitation Game Fri-Sat 12:35, 3:45; 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WEEKLY ALIBI FEBRUARY 12-18 , 2015 [23 ] MUSIC HISTORY MUSIC | SHoW UP! BY AUGUST MARCH An Interview with Gordy Andersen, Part 1 A longtime member of the Burque music scene and founder of seminal Burque punk rock outfit Jerry’s Kidz, Gordy Andersen and I chatted about his history. Here is some of what I asked; here is the beginning of his reply. Alibi : What events shaped your lifelong interest and participation in music? Gordy Andersen: I’m lucky; my parents had music around. My mom was an actress and radio personality, and dad was a Sandia Labs scientist who built his own hi-fi system. She took us to the State Fair. Backstage, I got to meet Johnny Cash and Glen Campbell. I was listening to the radio all the time. I was a nerdy kid who wanted to be cool. Musicians of any genre seemed cool. My parents bought me a Pimentel guitar for Christmas. That From left, Leeches of Lore and Jonathan Richman PHOTOS COURTESY OF THE ARTISTS just started blowing it out for me—going to people’s houses who had older brothers and sisters or cool babysitters to listen to rock music. I was totally enamored with the musician’s life. I used to sneak out. That’s how I got to see the Stones at the Pit in ’72, Alice Cooper and Led An Event Horizon Zeppelin at Johnson Gym. This is what I want to do. Eventually I really got into prog-rock and jazz How we learned to stop resisting gravitational pull fusion as a teenager. lovers into an ecstastic frenzy with their What were your first experiences with Friday, Pt. II BY AUGUST MARCH When you’ve had your fill of that mellifluous poignant, punk rock creations. Best You/Best local music like? Me provides opening symbolism of what we When I was about 18 or 19, I lived with bunch of mélange, head over to Launchpad (618 ncient holy wars/ Dead religions, Central SW) for a performance by storied expect from our partners on Valentine’s Day. dudes who were artists and musicians, and some holocausts/ New regimes, old ideas/ of them were in a Joe Bufalino cover band. One of Burque country/noise/metal band Leeches of This 21-plus show is coverless, and it begins at That’s now myth, that’s now real/ them had a jazz-fusion group, and they recorded a “A Lore . Leeches makes a kind of music that is 8pm. record. They had a record release party at this Original sin, genetic fate/ Revolutions, definitively dark yet boisterously buoyant. underground venue called King Tut’s Tomb, which spinning plates/ It’s important to stay Steve Hammond, Noah Wolters and Andy Wednesday was in the basement of Wild West Music, which informed/ The commentary to comment on/ Lutz aka Leeches of Lore are unlike anything Jonathan Richman —he of roadrunners, the [later] became Encore Music. It was on Central in Oh, and no one ever really knows you and life else happening here in Albuquerque; that’s astral plane and a dignified, rocking old age— what they call EDo now. It was totally an is brief/ So I’ve heard, but what’s that gotta do assuming you’re not someone who regularly makes an appearance at Launchpad (618 abandoned ghetto back then. It was bitching. with this black hole in me?”—“ Holy Shit ” by listens to the universe exploding at full volume Central SW) on Wednesday, Feb. 18. Anyway we went to see our roommates’ band Father John Misty (Josh Tillman) from the while watching a Shriners Parade traipse Longtime collaborator/drummer Tommy Genre play. They were super-tight, and I was album I Love You, Honeybear through the decaying State Fairgrounds in the Larkins joins in on the fun. intimidated and wondered, “How could I ever get midst of an awfully hot summer. Russian In case you are interested, Richman was to that level?” All I knew were the three or four Holy shit, it is all coming true before our chords I had learned on my Pimentel. Girlfriends and Rock Jong Il begin the night’s one of the dudes who invented punk rock collective eyes. But if all this chaos and veritable carnival of sounds. Tickets are a very while playing in a band called The Modern What happened? change has you feeling like there’s a black hole affordable eight bones. The Launchpad’s Lovers. Along with bandmates Jerry Harrison Well, we dosed on some windowpane [LSD], totally residing at the bottom of your soul, take heart. airlocks open at 8pm, and liftoff commences at (who went on to play keys in Talking Heads) enjoyed the show and then went home to watch Music may be able to assuage the calamities 9:30pm. and David Robinson (a drummer who joined “Saturday Night Live” because this band called you perceive, so give it a chance, and let your up with American new wave progenitors The Devo was supposed to play. I knew there was this weekly concert experiences lead you away Cars after his tenure in Richman’s ensemble), thing called punk rock or new wave going on in Saturday from a hipster’s inevitable disillusion and On Saturday, Feb. 14, folks celebrate a thing The Modern Lovers are responsible for the New York; I was aware of it, but I couldn’t get a hold toward what’s really real. of it in Albuquerque. Devo came on and changed called Valentine’s Day. In the heartfelt spirit of plaintive, pronounceably defiant yet everything. I had just started skateboarding, and so such arcane and sentimental rejoicing, Burt’s emotionally explosive aesthetic that defined a we had all this energy. I saw Devo, and I was like, Friday, Pt. I Tiki Lounge (313 Gold SW) presents a Heart new direction in rocanrol music in the mid-to- “Fuck.” They played the Stones’ “Satisfaction” Friday, Feb. 13, is a great night to check out and Tarts Valentine’s Party featuring a variety late 1970s. wearing these hazmat suits and horn-rimmed local music with gigs by two diverse sets of of local bands virtually guaranteed to influence Revered but by no means static, a glasses—just like my dad and all his Sandia Labs Burque-based tunesters—temporally spaced your thrashy, post-club coital potential. constantly touring Richman and his loyal friends. Bob Casale was playing some beat-up out in such a way that makes it totally possible Texylvania is a witchy, sexy outfit cohort and awesome percussionist Larkins guitar. There was no ego. And I said, “Fuck it, this is to catch both acts and thereby extend your originally from El Lay—featuring Manic Panic have done their utmost in 30 years’ time to what I’m going to do.” We all stopped blasting groovy headspace to epic proportions. spokesperson Sherry Rubber and death-rock demonstrate the relevance and timelessness of Zeppelin and started listening to punk. First, Vernon’s Hidden Valley Steak House O.G. Patrick FK—that has come to call the former’s contribution to rocanrol music. What was your first band? (6855 Fourth Street NW) features the soulful Burque home. Erotically dark and inimitably And they’ve done a damn fine job of it, filling One day my buddy Kevin said, “Gordy, you know sounds of guitarist Chris Dracup and vocalist rocking, this turned-on duo combines houses with the curious, the dazed and the all this music. You’ve got the guitar stuff down, Hillary Smith . Dracup built his career here in rockabilly rowdiness with gothic glamour for a grateful. Tickets for this historic, all-ages and we all love this music. We should start a New Mexico on his strength as a guitarist in the sound and spectacle that engenders extravaganza are $12 in advance and $15 on band.” We formed Jerry’s Kidz. There was seminal new wave band The Muttz; his excitement and encourages free (albeit coffin- the night of the event. The doors to said astral nowhere to play, but word got out. The scene transformation into a blues maniac of aware) aural love. The group headlines a plane open wide at 8pm. started in our practice garage. All these people— prodigious talent and outrageous output is heart-shaped lineup that also includes Shitty outcasts and punkers like Joey Abbin and Steve notable for both acoustic clarity and and the Terribles , a garage-punk outfit that So, yeah it turns that out life is brief. Eiland—had no place to go, so they started unbeatable, chop-tastic delivery. Smith, a That’s no myth. And what better reason is hanging out with Jerry’s Kidz. We’d practice four bears only a passing resemblance to early native of Hobbs, N.M., whose gospel-derived, aughts Burque punk-prophets Icky and the there to go out and experience all the music to six nights a week to accommodate our friends. classically trained vocalizations have garnered For me, that was the beginning. We created our Yucks. available in our town? I personally can’t think international airplay, combines forces with own version of punk rock, and people listened. Shitty hopes your romantic expectations of a better reason ... especially given the Stay tuned for Part 2 of this interview, featuring Dracup in a sublime duo. The show begins at present absolutely no correlation with their gravitas of the present. a Fred’s Bread & Bagel, Cracks in the Sidewalk and 7:30pm, and admission is free if you buy a steak. moniker. They nonetheless plan to whip all the birth of Black Maria. a

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It’s also one of her MARCELLO’S CHOPHOUSE Karl Richardson • 6:30pm • on Friday, Feb. 13, in best—candid, vulnerable, perseverant. The FREE Santa Fe as the SUNDAY cello and double-bass dredge that opens MOLLY’S BAR , Tijeras Jam Night: Jimmy Jones • 6pm • NMPAS’ annual FEBRUARY 15 “Stonemilker” takes me back to Homogenic FREE Valentine’s Day days; I was crying by “History of Touches,” a The Kosmos N4TH THEATER Cowboys & Indian • rockin’ hillbilly • Concert. 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ARIES (March 21-April 19): I hope you have Here are some other fragments from Sappho that someone in your life to whom you can send the might come in handy when you need to express your following love note, and if you don’t, I trust you will torrid feelings: 1. “This randy madness I joyfully locate that someone no later than Aug. 1: “I love you proclaim.” 2. “Eros makes me shiver again ... Snake- more than anyone loves you, or has loved you, or will sly, invincible.” 3. “Desire has shaken my mind as wind love you, and also, I love you in a way that no one in the mountain forests roars through trees.” loves you, or has loved you, or will love you, and also, I (Translations by Guy Davenport.) love you in a way that I love no one else, and never have loved anyone else, and never will love anyone SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In the TV science-fiction else.” (This passage is borrowed from author show “Doctor Who,” the title character lives in a time Jonathan Safran Foer’s book Everything Is machine that is also a spaceship. It’s called a TARDIS. Illuminated. ) From the outside, it appears to be barely bigger than a phone booth. But once you venture inside, you find TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “We assume that others it’s a spacious chateau with numerous rooms, show their love in the same way that we do,” writes including a greenhouse, library, observatory, psychologist Amy Przeworski, “and if they don’t swimming pool and karaoke bar. This is an excellent follow that equation, we worry that the love is not metaphor for you, Scorpio. Anyone who wants your there.” I think you’re on track to overcome this love or friendship must realize how much you fundamental problem, Taurus. Your struggles with resemble a TARDIS. If they don’t understand that intimacy have made you wise enough to surrender you’re far bigger on the inside than you seem on the your expectations about how others should show you outside, it’s unlikely the two of you can have a their love. You’re almost ready to let them give you productive relationship. This Valentine season, as a their affection and demonstrate their care for you in public service, make sure that everyone you’re ways that come natural to them. In fact, maybe you’re seriously involved with knows this fact. ready right now. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Love and intimacy GEMINI (May 21-June 20): I’d like to bestow a come in many forms. There are at least a billion blessing on you and your closest ally. My hope is that different ways for you to be attracted to another it will help you reduce the restlessness that on person and a trillion different ways to structure your occasion undermines the dynamism of your relationship. Maybe your unique bond involves having relationship. Here’s the benediction, inspired by a sex, or maybe it doesn’t. Maybe it’s romantic or Robert Bly poem: As you sit or walk or lie next to friendly or holy, or all three of those things. Do the each other, you share a mood of glad acceptance. You two of you have something important to create aren’t itchy or fidgeting, wondering if there’s together, or is your connection more about fueling something better to be or do. You don’t wish you were each other’s talents? Your task is to respect and talking about a different subject or feeling a different revere the idiosyncratic ways you fit together, not emotion or living in a different world. You are content force yourselves to conform to a prototype. To to be exactly who you are, exactly where you are. celebrate the Valentine season, I invite you and your closest ally to play around with these fun ideas. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Want to infuse your romantic interludes with wilder moods now and then? CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Anaïs Nin wrote the Want to cultivate a kind of intimacy that taps deeper following passage in her novel A Spy in the House of into your animal intelligence? If so, try acting out each Love: “As other girls prayed for handsomeness in a other’s dreams or drawing magic symbols on each lover, or for wealth, or for power, or for poetry, she other’s bodies. Whisper funny secrets into each had prayed fervently: let him be kind.” I recommend other’s ears or wrestle like good-natured drunks on that approach for you right now, Capricorn. A quest the living room floor. Howl like coyotes. Caw like for tender, compassionate attention doesn’t always crows. Purr like cheetahs. Sing boisterous songs and have to be at the top of your list of needs, but I think recite feral poetry to each other. Murmur this riff, it should be for now. You will derive a surprisingly adapted from Pablo Neruda: “Our love was born in the potent alchemical boost from basking in kindness. It wind, in the night, in the earth. That’s why the clay will catalyze a breakthrough that can’t be unleashed and the flower, the mud and the roots know our in any other way. Ask for it! names.” AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): How many desires do LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Is there any sense in which you have? Take a rough inventory. Identify the your closest alliance is a gift to the world? Does your experiences you continually seek in your quest to feel relationship inspire anyone? Do the two of you serve relief and pleasure and salvation and love and a sense as activators and energizers, igniting fires in the of meaning. You can also include fantasies that go imaginations of those whose lives you touch? If not, unfulfilled and dreams that may or may not come true find out why. And if you are tapping into those in the future. As you survey this lively array, don’t potentials, it’s time to raise your impact to the next censor yourself or feel any guilt. Simply give yourself level. Together the two of you now have extra power to a sumptuous meditation on all the longings that to synergize your collaboration in such a way that it fuel your journey. This is your prescription for the sends out ripples of benevolence everywhere you go. coming week. In ways you may not yet be able to imagine, it is the medicine you need most. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The poet Rainer Maria Rilke said that people misunderstand the role of love. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The German word “They have made it into play and pleasure because nachkussen refers to the kind of kiss that they think that play and pleasure are more blissful compensates for all the kissing that has not been than work,” he wrote. “But there is nothing happier happening, all the kissing that has been omitted or than work. And love, precisely because it is the lost. If it has been too long since you’ve kissed supreme happiness, can be nothing other than work.” anyone, you need nachkussen . If your lover hasn’t I’m sharing this perspective with you for two reasons, kissed you lately with the focused verve you long for, Virgo. First, of all the signs in the zodiac, you’re most you need nachkussen . If you yourself have been likely to thrive on his approach. Second, you’re in a neglecting to employ your full artistry and passion as phase of your astrological cycle when this capacity of you bestow your kisses, you need nachkussen . From yours is at a peak. Here’s how Rilke finished his what I can tell, Pisces, this Valentine season is a full- thought: “Lovers should act as if they had a great on nachkussen holiday for you. Now please go get work to accomplish.” what you haven’t been getting. a LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): About 2,600 years ago the Greek poet Sappho wrote the following HOMEWORK: PROPOSED EXPERIMENT: CARRY OUT AN declaration: “You make me hot.” In the next 10 days, ACT OF LOVE THAT’S UNIQUE IN YOUR HISTORY. TESTIFY I’d love for you to feel motivated to say or think that AT FREEWILLASTROLOGY.COM on a regular basis. In fact, I predict that you will. 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