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the Schoolcraft Connection 2 News November 5, 2012 Pictures tell a thousand words SC steps up security with new cameras By Josiah Thomas Staff Writer The Campus Security Police office Waterman, with the largest portion is very serious about everything of the project being implemented in that occurs on campus, according to areas determined to have the most Steven Kaufman, Chief of Campus potential for theft and assault. Security Police. Every student should Having visual proof of what expect to be kept safe. As of recently, someone did or did not do on camera video surveillance has been imple- is another factor that adds to the mented into the Lower Waterman benefit of these new security pre- Student Activities area. Video evi- cautions. According to Kaufman, dence adds a preventative effect Campus Security Police has received against “shady people” and will many cases with conflicting testimo- Smile contribute toward an overall safer nies. He added that investigating the campus. accusations will be much easier with Security cameras are all across a playback of the actual events that campus. Some are purely station- the HD cameras have captured. You’re on camera! ary, while others can pan and zoom In the past, cases of theft, assault in a given area with color video and even instances of fighting resolution that is high enough to have proven somewhat difficult see all the way across the student to investigate, even with eyewit- lounge area. The Campus Security ness testimony, due to the lack of office monitors these cameras on a solid evidence. These situations are regular basis. Naturally, any suspi- now easier to investigate, and the cious activity captured can and will new video surveillance will even be be recorded. admissible as court evidence if need This movement toward more secu- campus.” He pointed out that the “This camera project is one com- be. “The camera footage really helps rity has been welcomed among many cameras will have a preventative ponent of an enterprise-wide secu- us out,” Kaufman stated. students for safety and security. As effect to those who seek to do harm rity upgrade project, which may The main focus of the new cameras student Josh Avery put it, “There is to property or their fellow students. take up to three years,” stated Chief is primarily assault prevention, such more commotion now than before. “Any time we can put cameras up, for Kaufman. “That project includes as a recent scenario where pool balls The more cameras, the better.” the deterrent effect, for the ability panic buttons, access controls, were thrown at another student “Security on the campus is a to help with our investigation […] it DVRs, and alarms.” Campus Security and resulted in a heated argument. serious subject,” said Chief Kaufman. goes towards providing a safe and staff is currently focusing on a few Thankfully, no one was hurt in the “Any student that comes here has secure campus for our students.” areas at a time such as the Lower situation. an expectation of being safe on Campus Crime Compiled by Josiah Thomas Staff Writer LSPDA (Leaving the Scene of dent. The license plate was too faded to who turned the purse in, observed Monday, Oct. 1, 11:39 a.m. a Property Damage Accident) be readable and security cameras were two men rifling through the purse At the Radcliff Center, a chronically Tuesday, Sept. 18 unable to find evidence of the accident. and exiting the building. All the tardy student who left class early on contents, except for $50, were several occasions was acting disrup- A female student found that Tuesday, Oct. 2, 9:40 a.m. retrieved by the witness and given tive in the middle of a lecture. The someone had struck her Ford Taurus A student who parked her car in to the victim. student was allowed to return to class in row F of the south parking lot. the north end of the north parking on the condition that the professor She had parked it one hour prior to lot found the front bumper of her Wednesday, Sept. 26, 11 a.m to 2:35 p.m. would not have to make the same the wreck, which damaged the car Honda van with dents and scratches, In row K of the north parking lot, report again. The student was also from the rear fender on the side to inflicted by an unknown driver. a male student found his Pontiac given a copy of the school’s Code of the center. Due to the location of the Grand Am so damaged that the Damage to College Property Conduct and Judicial Procedure. No vehicle, nothing was found in the area driver’s side bumper was detached further problems have been reported. at the time, though paint from a blue Thursday, Sept. 20, 7 p.m. from the car and the driver’s side car was found on the damaged Taurus. An ELMO (Electronic Light headlight was moved toward the Machine Organization) camera Larceny from an Automobile Monday, Sept. 24, 1 a.m. to 12:54 p.m. passenger side of the vehicle. The was found to be damaged. A music suspect is reported to be driving a Monday, Oct. 1, 1:40 p.m. A male student’s silver Mazda 6, instructor, who saw that the camera black Dodge Ram. A female student reported several parked in row Q of the north parking arm was broken, contacted Media items stolen from her Ford Escape. lot, was found with its rear driver’s Center staff, stating that the camera Disruptive Student The items stolen were a white/tan side door and quarter panel scratched. was not working. The camera was Monday, Oct. 1, 11 a.m. Coach wristlet, state driver licenses, The paint transfer on the Mazda valued at $1,300. An instructor accused a student a red Chase Visa debit card (with appeared to have come from a red in class of cheating on his make-up Mickey Mouse on the front) and vehicle. Camera systems were unable Larceny, Personal Property test. In a meeting at the Security a blue Chase Visa debit card. She to locate evidence of the crime. Monday, Sept. 24, 10:40 a.m. Office two days later, the two met parked the vehicle at 7:55 a.m. in row Monday, Sept. 24, 3:45 p.m. In the Liberal Arts building, a to discuss the incident, in which the K/M of the south lot, coming back at A female student witnessed a red student was preparing for class student called the teacher a racist 11:21 a.m. and then at 1:35 p.m. Upon Ford F-150 hitting a teal sedan in the when she left her purse on a bench. after being found out. Though the returning at 1:35 p.m., her vehicle was south lot near the McDowell Center. At 11 a.m. she went to her class, student stated over a phone conver- found unlocked, having been locked The woman driving the F-150 later leaving the bag behind. When she sation that a lawyer would be hired, when she parked it, and with a scuff admitted to inflicting the damage, came back to her bench at 12:15 an officer who later met with the mark on the corner of the passenger but drove away when she could see no p.m., her black handbag-sized student convinced him to drop the door frame where the thief likely had damage to her truck or the aforemen- Coach purse, with a single strap and case. The student then agreed to no broken into the vehicle. tioned sedan. The sedan’s owner has a metal chain, was missing. Further further misconduct, and was admit- not contacted security about the inci- investigation found a male witness, ted back into the classroom. November 5, 2012 3

The Connection takes top prize at the annual MPA awards Awards By Jonathan King Editor in Chief Every year, the Michigan Press The Connection Staff Association (MPA) holds the College Better Newspaper Contest, distrib- 1st Place, General Excellence uting awards to the top collegiate Ramon Razo publications in the state. We are proud to announce that for 2012, 1st Place, Column, Review or Blog your Schoolcraft Connection news- – News or Sports paper took first place in General Brian Camilleri Excellence for our division, beating out such community colleges such 1st Place, Front Page Design as Washtenaw and Grand Rapids Brian Camilleri and even several four-year universi- ties such as University of Detroit- 1st Place, Non-Front Page Design Mercy, University of Michigan-Flint Brian Camilleri and Olivet College. The Connection took home 11 1st Place, Single Ad awards overall including seven first-place accolades – more than Andrew Kieltyka any other entrant. Former Assistant 1st Place, Feature or Sports Photo Layout Editor Brian Camilleri took We are the home five awards – the most of Mellody Nicklaus any single awardee – for his superb design work throughout the news- 1st Place, Original Cartoon paper, including both first and champions – Editorial or Entertainment second place in Front Page Design. Brian Camilleri The other first-place recipients included News Editor Ramon Razo 2011-2012 Connection Staff 2nd Place, Front Page Design (for Column, Review or Blog – News Jonathan King Alyson Dolan Jeff Petts Brian Camilleri or Sports), Staff Photographer Adviser Andrew Kieltyka (for Feature or Editor in Chief A&E Editor 2nd Place, Single Ad Sports Photo) and Staff Illustrator Ian Gallagher Daniel Peake Rena Laverty Kim Poma Mellody Nicklaus (Original Cartoon Managing Editor Sports Editor Adviser – Editorial or Entertainment). Honorable Mention, Feature Story Ramon Razo Mandy Getschman Congratulations to the excep- Mandy Getschman tional staff of last year’s phenomenal News Editor Layout Editor publication, and here’s looking Kim Poma Brian Camilleri Honorable Mention, Single Ad forward to another year of award Campus Life Editor Assistant Layout Editor winning coverage!

National News use their ID cards as valid for voting,” white actress. The Huffington Post In other news ... said Onenee Saloka, Macalaster was kind enough to supply a handful Well, it’s almost here, folks. After College Card Service Manager, of tweets, cementing once and for By Ramon Razo months of wading through debates, as reported by the Daily Planet. all the Latino community’s outrage. News Editor political deceit, trillions in debt and This raises even bigger questions – Better luck next time, House of binders full of woman, we’re almost Minnesota has a newspaper called the Mouse. Local News to the place where we can actually Daily Planet? Sounds legit. Looks like “till death do us vote, hopefully shutting them up for Trump News part” came a little earlier than the better part of four years. However, Disney News expected for some Michigan new- college students in Minnesota are In case you’ve been living in a lyweds. Just kidding, folks – they’re experiencing some technical difficul- Everyone loves Disney, especially hole – or living in Kenya – for the only zombies. Todd Lambert and ties when it comes to their ability to since they’re trying their hardest past four years, there’s a prominent, Amanda Cusumano have both had vote. How drastically un-American! to portray all ethnicities, genders, steadfast and heavily questionable a stab at marriage before, so they Students attending the University of beliefs, races, walks of life, animation movement trying mightily to prove wanted to try and do something Minnesota can vote hurdle free if they styles and stereotypes in the hopes that President Obama was, in fact, interesting this time around and use an official student ID issued at the that, someday, someone won’t get not of this country. One outspoken donned some undead attire for a voting booths. However, many private offended. This has proved to be truly individual for Obama’s releasing of zombie-themed wedding. Attendees schools, such as the College of Saint a fool’s errand for Disney, as the most his private information has been bil- were encouraged to dress up as Benedict and Saint John’s University, are recent addition to the Disney Princess lionaire and professional fire-meister well to add to this horrifying event, requiring those wishing to vote to first League has been criticized for not Donald Trump. He has claimed credit which is only mere prep for the obtain a state-issued ID. This becomes being ethnic enough. for Obama finally revealing his “long countless horrors that await married particularly problematic for students The issue at hand deals with form birth certificate.” (Which is also life! Boooo! attending schools from foreign states. “Sofia the First: Once Upon a known as a “certificate of live birth” The pastor presiding over the “This election is something I hold very Princess,” a soon-to-be released and can technically be received by event, Pastor Erid Drummonds, was dear to me,” noted Emma Gibson, a made-for-TV movie launching some- anyone but, come on people, is it also dressed to the nether-worldly student at Ohio State University. “It was time in Disney’s fourth quarter. The really that important? He’s only the nines, sporting a Sherlock Holmes a little terrifying to think I might not be leading lady is supposedly a child of president.) Trump has demanded costume. While it’s unclear what able to participate.” mixed Latino parents, one of whom even more information from Obama, exactly the world’s greatest detec- Some are claiming the measure is from “an enchanted kingdom claiming that he will write out a tive has to do with the undead, the “targets students,” even though similar inspired by Scandinavia,” accord- whopping $5 million check to the only thing missing from this spook- measures put forth by groups like the ing to writer Craig Gerber. However, charity of the president’s choice if tacular nuptial was the triumphant Ohio Voter Integrity Project only do many have taken issue with Sofia’s he reveals his college apps and pass- playing of “Thriller” as they walked so due to deal with the sketchy details very pale complexion, auburn hair ports. If and when President Obama down the aisle together. What’s some voters provide. However, anger and blue eyes. She’s also voiced by finally does comply, here is to hoping that? They did that too? This couple still persists. “It would be a disservice Ariel Winter who, while toting an he forces Trump to make it out to the is built to last. to our students if they are not able to official Disney princess name, is a Michelle Obama Vacation Fund. 4 the Schoolcraft Connection November 5, 2012

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the Schoolcraft Connection 10 Campus Life November 5, 2012 You make it happen

Schoolcraft College Foundation provides a way to give back to the college community

By John W. Jackson donations. The financial interest gen- unrestricted funds make possible. campaign is the story of a culinary Staff Writer erated from the collected endowments Besides making numerous grants student named Tony. After immigrat- The Schoolcraft College Foundation is then invested into student oppor- and scholarships possible, the dona- ing to the United States from France, has been working with donors for tunities. While specific availability tions made to the Foundation have Tony was selected for the Foundation over forty years to provide funding varies, there are over 150 designated also provided funding to the Center Scholarship, and it made his educa- for student scholarships, programs named funds that support scholar- for Biomedical Technology, as well as tion at the college a possibility. This and innovative initiatives benefit- ships made possible through dona- past contributions allowing for the year, the Foundation is also introduc- ing the campus. This season, as the tions to the Foundation, including the renovation of the Bradner Library and ing The Monica Sullivan Nursing Foundation’s current annual fund annual Pythagorean Prize. Waterman Center and the construc- Scholarship Fund in honor of the campaign “You Make It Happen” gets An unrestricted fund anchors the tion of the VisTaTech Center. college’s former Vice President of underway, an open invitation of partic- secondary basis for operation of the The annual campaign helps increase Instruction Monica Sullivan. ipation is aimed at welcoming college Foundation. “The unrestricted fund is flexibility for the Foundation and In addition to proceeds from alumni, current students, faculty very important to the foundation and allows them to accomplish goals that the annual Culinary Extravaganza and staff to participate in helping the that’s really what the annual campaign might not have been identified pre- and the Foundation’s Golf Classic non-profit arm of the institution. The is all about,” said Manager of Alumni viously. “Let’s say that the nursing Fore Scholarships event contribut- assistance goal being to lend and ease Relations Victoria Rexius. “That’s department all of a sudden finds that ing to fundraising, those interested financial roadblocks for current and a fund where people give a general it needs something very specific to in donating to the Foundation future students, as well as to contribute donation to the Foundation and that operate and they don’t have the oper- and the annual campaign can do to the betterment of campus life. enables us to meet all kinds of needs ating funds,” said Rexius. “They can so at the website tinyurl.com/ Giving between $350,000 and that aren’t designated right now.” come to the foundation, and give us a YouMakeItHappen. $450,000 per year to student scholar- Providing grants that support the proposal on that, and then we can see “The goal of the annual campaign ships, the Foundation operates in two annual Multicultural Fair, Pageturners if we’ve got some unrestricted money is participation by everybody that is Radcliffe snack shop makes changes toward automation different ways— the first consisting of Book Club and the Learning Center’s that we can apply towards that.” associated with this campus,” said endowments of at least $10,000, which PAL peer tutoring program add to the At the forefront of the 2012-2013 Rexius. “It’s not the amount— it’s list of benefits that the Foundation’s “You Make it Happen” fundraising the gift.” Semper Altius Aspice • Semper Altiuscontribute toAspice an overall pool • ofSemper similar Altius Aspice • Semper Altius Aspice • Semper Altius Aspice • Semper Altius Aspice • Semper Altius Aspice • Semper Altius Aspice • Semper Altius Aspice • Semper Altius Aspice • Semper Altius Aspice • Semper Altius Aspice • Semper Altius Aspice • Semper Altius Aspice • Semper Altius Aspice • Semper Altius Aspice • Semper AltiusThony Aspice • Semper says Altius thank Aspice • Semper you... 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This exhibit opens on Oct. 30 and continues until Nov. 16 to promote Hispanic and Latino cultural views and heritage. The exhibit is on loan from St. Louis and will showcase all of the accomplish- ments of the Hispanic and Latino culture throughout the ages. Schoolcraft’s very own International Institute is spon- soring the exhibit as a part of its Focus Presentation Series on Latin America. Overseeing the exhibit is Sociology Professor Photo byMathew Schwedy Linda Gutierrez, who also serves This thought-provoking exhibit is located in the Lower Waterman building. as the Focus Series Coordinator. During the stay of this exhibit, with governmental institutions, and the community in general;” and other cultures should check out the gallery owner, Cileia Miranda major regional organizations, and “to promote leadership development this Latino Legacy Art Gallery that Yuen, will give a presentation coalitions with Hispanic groups among young Latinos.” will be available to all at no cost in on Nov. 7. According to Helen and artists; to educate and provide The event displays 12 different the Lower Waterman Wing of the Ditouras, the exhibit itself is three insights to the community in order pieces that will be shown on 22x28 VisTaTech Center. For more infor- fold because it is going to be used to demystify stereotypes against posters. Many students that are mation on the Latino Legacy Art “to promote the art and cultures Latino/Hispanics; bridging the gap looking for something to do during Gallery, go to www.belas-artes.net. of Latin America in collaboration between the Hispanic communities breaks or those just interested in Native American Cultural Club Native American Cultural Club helps students explore their ancestral history

By Josh York the preservation of each tribes’ heritage and Staff Writer represents a deep connection to their home- land. The film takes the viewers deep into the 92.8% of all American citizens are spirituality behind their homelands and their not of American descent. This shows struggle to hold on to their land. the immense multicultural heritage of Nov. 14 the club will screen “Reel Injun,” those who reside in the United States. a movie that takes a look at how Hollywood Americans have ancestors from all over has depicted Indians in classic film culture. the world. Before Europe began to create The movie interviews big names such as Clint settlements in the States, America was a free Eastwood, Jim Jarmusch, Adam Beach and nation with various Native American tribes many others for their take on how Hollywood that roamed the land. The American Indian has portrayed American Indians. Another story carries with it a long history of honor, film, “In Whose Honor?” takes a hard look strength and sorrow. The interest of their at the way society tries to “honor” Native history has sparked a special club dedicated American Indians today, and will be screened to the heritage of Native Americans here at Dec. 5. These films provoke discussions that Schoolcraft. will leave lasting impacts on students who are The club aims to reflect upon their ances- striving to make the world a better place. try and celebrate the true American culture Professor Sandra Gonzales of Wayne State through films, guest speakers and cultural University will be the guest speaker on Nov. events. An event they just recently held was 25. Her presentation will be held in LA 140, Dia de los Muertos, or “The Ghost Supper.” from 11:30 a.m. until 12:50 p.m. She will be It’s an ancient Native American tradition that talking about conjugated knowledge and honors and gives thanks to those that have how it is accessed. Her plan is to teach this come before us. through the examination of culture circles Other events that the group hosts are and alternative epistemologies. Wednesday movie screenings where they The Native American Cultural Club is show films that will satisfy those craving to a great way to get in touch with the first learn more about the origins of the Americas. culture of the Americas and the club wel- All movies will be shown in LA 140 at 11:30 comes all members. For any additional a.m. and run until 12:50 p.m. On Nov. 5 the information about when the club meets or club is screening, “In the Light of Reverence: any of the events on campus stop by the Protecting Americas Sacred Lands.” This film Student Activities Office or check out the is a documentary that spotlights three tribes, next meeting on Nov. 7 at 3:30 p.m. Contact the Hopi, the Winnemem Wintu and the Karen Schaumann-Beltran at kschauma@ Lakota Sioux, who are fighting to protect their schoolcraft.edu with any further questions sacred sites. These sites are a crucial part of on the club. 12 the Schoolcraft Connection November 5, 2012 Checking with

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first few days, it was extremely overwhelming to return thank yous, welcomes By Urmila Bilgi and excuse mes! These words are reserved only for some occasions in India. Assistant Layout Editor Gratitude and sorrow are part of all non verbal emotions. The excuse mes are part of the personal space issue, and they are practically non-existent in It didn’t take a long to find out that my only mode of transportation was India. a car but it did take time to get oriented from right to left wheel. And my automobile-fanatic-husband made things difficult for me by buying In fact, even today I have to remind myself to do so each time I come a manual transmission car. Even though I drove in India and in spite of into contact with someone’s personal space. I remember getting a little bit a lot of people telling me that driving in America is easier, things didn’t offended when a lady excused herself in the aisle of a library. “There was so go well for me. Mostly, because I had never droven above 35 mph and much space between both of us, at least 2 fat people could fit in! In spite of the wheel was on the “right” side. “I CAN’T FIND THE GEAR!” I yelled. that she excused herself, as if I was an untouchable! If I keep saying, “excuse “You’ll find it, IF YOU STOP LOOKING FOR IT ON YOUR LEFT SIDE,” me” frequently in crowded India, I would not need any other vocabulary, “ I my husband yelled back. “AND KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN, EVEN IF YOU wrote in my 2008 diary, rather extremely frustrated. Later, I realized that it THINK THIS FREEWAY IS A ROLLER COASTER!” He continued while was only polite of her to say, “excuse me,” since she was regarding my personal we were on a freeway. space.

Eventually when I got comfortable driving on freeways, a deer decided But the concept of personal space only added to my confusion. Every time, I to cross paths with us. “I don’t understand the fuss American and went to the ladies locker room in the gym, it was no less than a cultural shock! British tourists make when they come to visit India and see cows and According to me, talking to somebody while undressing/dressing or doing so dogs coming across on streets, at least nobody is killed at that speed!” I in front of strangers was my definition of invasion of privacy. In an effort wrote in 2009 diary after the car-deer accident. After the wreck, our to minimize eye contact with women I started walking with my chin down. car was in bad shape. The attendant at the gas station reminded us to But that didn’t seem feasible either with mirrors all over the locker room. I call the police as insurance would require proof. literally raced to the bathroom stall to change my clothes and avoid any eye contact. First I thought it would take forever for the cops to get there, an officer quickly arrived, made a detailed report and in the next 40 That wasn’t a good solution either. The large gaps on either side of a toilet minutes the tow truck came and took away our damaged car. “I am made me very uncomfortable! So uncomfortable that it took months before extremely impressed with the efficiency,” I wrote in my diary. I went to the public toilets in Michigan. “If this country is so rich, with clean toilets and stocked women’s product in it, why are they so frugal with the Since there was a chance our car was totaled, we took everything from doors on the toilet?Sometimes I feel things are better in India, you go to the the car, except for the Ganesh idol which had been kept for good luck. public toilet only if you are at the mall, restaurant or a paid toilet After negotiating with our insurance company, the car was totaled and otherwise you just plan ahead of time!” I wrote in my diary back then. we were going to be compensated for our loss. When that decision was made, the garage that scrapped our car, sent a package containing our Now when I think of these incidences, it sure does bring a smile to my face. Ganesh idol. “It meant a lot to me and it says a lot about Americans!” I They are just worth a laugh, thanks to my naivety! concluded in that chapter of my diary that night.

Later, we thanked God for saving us, prayed for the deer’s soul and I secretly thanked for getting rid of the manual transmission car. Finally, it all ended with buying a new car, a higher premium and eventually the insurance company kicking us out. All in all a lesson was learned on how to deal with the insurance company.

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By Peter Helms Secrets of the Quill Staff Writer look at the titles and see what jumps out. a popular myth from history or challenge Hunting for a topic If books aren’t your thing, you can always the conventional wisdom surround- Q: My professor gave us a paper to write browse the available databases. A fantas- ing a subject? Do you ever find yourself a week ago and now that the due date is tic resource, especially for argumentative wondering at the everyday marvels of creeping closer, I’m freaking out because papers, is CQ Researcher, found under the world? For instance, how do people I still don’t have a topic. Worse still, my the Magazines and Journals section of the manage to keep thousands of pounds professor gave us a list of topics that we library’s website. of steel and aluminum (airplanes) in aren’t allowed to use. Help! Another option is to flip on the news. the air? Write about that! A: This understandably frustrating You’ll find new topics spewing at you at Once you have nailed your conundrum has plagued even the best the speed of light. From weather and poli- topic, visit the Writing Fellows writers. It also never helps when your tics to health and crime, news media is in the LAC. We are happy teacher takes certain topics off the table. a wondrous incubator of subject matter. to offer tips on the writing While one can sympathize with a profes- Election coverage may cause outrage or process and peer-review sor who has had to read about gun control confusion, but why not take that emotion your best draft. Until and abortion for their entire career, those and channel it into an argumentative or then, happy hunting! are also the topics with the most available analytical paper? The news isn’t the only research and conflicting opinions, thus, a type of show that can cause a topic to take paper is easy to write. There are ways you root in your head. Comedies often sati- can find a topic without resorting to obvi- rize current events. Documentaries and ously controversial issues. The challenge biographies can expose facts on a variety of seeking out a topic is not as daunting of issues, people and other subject, and as it seems. With a little imagination and can even be cited as sources. Even the Looney Tunes effort, you can find material that will can offer a topic – was interest you and provide your instructor Bugs Bunny’s portrayal of Napoleon with a refreshing read. Bonaparte accurate or reflective of One of the best ways to find a topic is to greater stereotypes? take a stroll around the Bradner Library at If you can’t find an interesting topic online or in a book, that doesn’t mean you Do you have any English Schoolcraft. With thousands of books cov- queries of your own? If so, you ering a myriad of subjects, a glance at the can’t transform a boring one into some- thing with more pizazz. Why not tackle can send questions to fellows@ shelves can be all the help you need – just schoolcraft.edu. We’ll be glad to help you work through your writing troubles. E ditorials

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Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise ditorials thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press, or the right of the people peacably E to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. it’s a public place populated almost - The First Amendment to the Constitution In our opinion ... exclusively by poor, ramen-eating college students – just the kind of Humanity's Finders keepers! roustabouts who would snap at the ritic opportunity to snatch up a lone iPod C By the Connection or stray textbook. And security can Here’s the rub: If one travels to a Editorial Staff only go so far. Just because a security news site, it’s presumably because People are are always speculating camera might capture an image of one is seeking information from about what causes crime, especially the offender doesn’t mean you’ll nec- someone whose job it is to report opportunistic crime like theft. In essarily see your stuff returned. such information and who has actuality, it’s quite simple, as the Now to be fair, Schoolcraft is far gained a reputation for doing so. thing that contributes to most to from a rogue’s gallery. The College is This is the reason that most literate crime (especially here on campus) is a great and safe place to be, and the By Jonathan King people in search of a bit of news or Editor in Chief good old-fashioned stupidity. It’s true majority of people you’ll meet here commentary on cultural affairs turn that additional security cameras may are be kind, friendly and helpful, and [email protected] to places such as CNN.com or BBC be providing an extra eye in the sky, not the types to rob you in your sleep. News and not Crazy Ted’s Info Blog but that doesn’t mean that you can However, that doesn’t mean that your 1,000 monkeys + or franksworldoffacts.tumblr.com. just take your eyes off of your expen- common sense should take a leave People don’t go to the Louvre to see sive electronics and expect them to of absence. You wouldn’t leave your the finger paintings of random tour- stay put through sheer force of will. car parked with the door open and 1,000 typewriters ists or write suggestions on the wall For some reason, students tend to the keys in the ignition, so why leave about how the Venus de Milo could be both overprotective and lackadai- something as expensive and crucial The migration of news reporting be improved. (Hint: arms.) So why sical when it comes to the security as a computer just lying around? to the Internet has been a wonder- would you go to a news website to of their technology. For every person There’s nothing worse than having ful and crucial paradigm shift. read the thoughts of AnonymousDog who won’t leave the house without a your day – or shoot, your whole Information can now be discovered, or RedGrrl (actual names found on protective case for their iPhone – for semester – ruined because someone reported and disseminated quicker Slate comments)? fear of scratching its perfect mirror yanked your favorite gadget while than ever before across an exponen- But what about those rare occur- sheen – you’ll find someone who will you were in the bathroom or sleep- tially larger global landscape. The rences when an article genuinely gladly leave a laptop and backpack ing. (Yes, people have had their items idea of a worldwide news complex needs to be commented on? Well, unattended on a public table because stolen while sleeping on campus.) It’s a is sublime... utopian, even. That is, I too have experienced this sensa- “they’ll just be back in a minute.” cliché, but as any theft if it wasn’t for the fact that some- tion. One time I found a particu- Frighteningly, these can often be the victim will tell you, body had to go and say, “You know larly irksome article on The Onion’s same person. it’s better to be what our news site needs? The biggest competitor, Yahoo! News. It What people tend to forget is that safe than sorry. unedited knee-jerk input of throngs was poorly written, badly sourced a college campus such as ours is of unwashed serfs!” Thus the com- and absolutely pointless. So what essentially a public space. Worse still, ments section was born. did I do? I wrote my own article, User-submitted comments are to tearing it to shreds, lighting those news websites what a screaming shreds on fire and stomping on Advisers Advertising Adviser toddler is to an airplane flight. Oh the ashes. And anyone else can do Rena Laverty Barb Reichard Todd Stowell the same. With blogs, social media STAFF Jeffrey Petts Carly Miller sure, the concept may seem totally brilliant hey-ho pip and dandy. and the like, you have to try spec- Jonathan King Mandy Getschman Issue Staff tacularly hard not to get your voice Editor In Chief Layout & Design Editor Andrew Kieltyka It’s the voice of the people! It’s the Dylan Nardone ability to provide dissenting opinion! heard by somebody. Even more Alys Dolan Urmila Bilgi Josiah Thomas amazingly, just about every news Managing Editor Assistant Layout & Design Todd Walsh It’s discussion! It’s free speech! And Editor site offers contact information for Ramon Razo Jim McDonnell that’s all true. Unfortunately, the News Editor Mathew Schwedt Miranda Anderson their editorial staff, so if you see Photo Editor Emily Podwoiski “discussion” is often little more than Molly Martin John Jackson the furious clucking of a hundred what you consider an egregious Campus Life Editor Chris Kovacs Deshawn Holmes error, you can actually tell the people Online Photo Editor angry chickens. Brianne Radke Josh York in charge. And if what you have to say Arts & Entertainment Editor Kristina Kapedani Now granted, YouTube will always Ad Manager isn’t so important or well thought-out Abdallah Chirazi be the gold standard for comments Sports Editor Matt Hansen at the amoeba level of intelligence as to be worth the time of a writer or Circulation Manager Madison Cabanaw but the number of reputable web- editor, maybe – just maybe – it doesn’t Web Editor sites nipping on the ‘Tube’s heels need to be said at all. Tommy Nichol I’ll admit, if the discussions Web Developer is frighteningly high. 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Geeks experience the same kinds of said so” suffices merely due to the feelings. Coming together to celebrate fact that parents are the author- a great artistic and fictional triumph ity and one does not challenge allows us to aspire to greatness, whether their authority. However, when it is the success of the craftsmen or the parents abuse the overused reason greatness of the heroes. The admiration Manageable “because” does not reflect reason for witty dialogue and adventure brings Mischief behind the judgment. If parents people together, allowing for instant best feel their adult child is in danger friends when it comes to nerdy conven- or is needed at home that evening, tions and the legendary midnight movie. by all means relay to them, but the Geeks just get along like that. y amon azo “because I said so” answer is not B R R There is no difference between News Editor By Molly Martin cutting it anymore. one person who dresses up as Link, [email protected] Campus Life Editor It should be fair on both sides of Wolverine or Gandalf and another who [email protected] the argument; the parent conveys paints his body blue, plops a foam cheese their feelings as to why the adult wedge on his head or wears a jersey with child should stay at home and the Sports someone else’s name on it. Both of these 18-year old should explain why it individuals are showing their apprecia- Adults being is acceptable to stay out later. To tion and admiration for their preferred be confined by time doesn’t seem geeks pastime. The only difference is sports curfewed by acceptable and especially not by are deemed more mature, more manly someone that is on the same adult or even more American. “Men’s Health” Well, it looks like we lucked-out of level as you supposedly are. To has no problem with advocating the adults the World Series. It was a bittersweet curfew a 16 or 17 year old is one fanaticism of sports but seems to relish time in which people shelled out funds As children grow up, they thing, but once someone reaches in humiliating nerds. “Cosmopolitan” on jerseys and swag when they could expect to gain more freedom and 18, a curfew just seems silly. For had the audacity to publish an incred- have been buying slipper lights and eventually stand on level ground many people, the only way they ibly offensive article about why girls bacon-flavored floss. It was a time of with their parents or guardians. can hang out with their friends for should date geeky guys, not citing their much passion and drama, where folks Specifically, with curfews and a reasonable amount of time, is to imagination, creativity and passion as would dress up in thier favorite heroes when parents expect their children do so at night. reasons. They opted for clichéd diatribes uniforms/costumes and cry, get angry of 18 years or older to be home at a Understandably, though, is the like “geeks have very low standards” and generally nerd-rage at thier TVs. certain time. With all of the going- other side of this argument, in and “they’re tech savvy.” This magazine By now, hopefully we’re all sharing the ons in an adult lifestyle, such as which parents have a say in what should be ashamed of such a shamefully same eureka moment: sports fans are no school, work, sports and other their children do especially to shallow piece. different than geeks. extra-curricular activities returing those who live at home still. When However, extreme, unbridled fanati- Geeks tend to get a lot of flak. They’re home by the time can be difficult. an adult is living under their cism is still not a good thing. Anything antisocial, spend too much time online Simply put: adults should not set parents’ roof, there should be an in excess is problematic. If a geek is a and enjoy some really kooky stuff. curfews for adults. Once a person agreement between the parents on self-inflicted, socially-ostracized indi- It might surprise you but most level- reaches adulthood they should what set rules are to be followed. vidual, that’s a problem. It’s important headed geeks would not deny this. No be able to set their own curfew This is perfectly acceptable but to be well-adjusted, to be part of other honest human being is going to defend because they are responsible people deserve a bit of freedom. people and, contrary to popular opinion, the storytelling of “DragonBall Z” enough to make that decision. Most teens, including myself, geeks usually have a good amount of or the science behind “Star Wars.” It For example, while driving home are very thankful to their parents friends. They’re just geeks. People is what they enjoy; it is their passion. from a friend’s home, often times for everything they do but there is usually cling to others for which they Comics, fiction, movies and video games more than not, you feel exhausted a balance between offering guid- share common interest with and who – they’re just a form of entertainment due to lack of sleep. Wouldn’t it ance and smothering us. Once a make them comfortable. If that com- people partake in to relax and to engage just be better easier to stay the teenager turns 18, they do expect monality is a devotion to “Doctor Who,” in escapism. night at a friend’s home? It pro- a lot of things to change overnight “World of Warcraft,” giant robots, Sports fans, on the other hand, are the vides a safe haven from any care- but that will likely never be the mutants, monsters or anime, there is exact same thing. Why does a man cheer less drivers or possible problems case. Adults want to be treated nothing wrong with that. for a group of men he will likely never that could arise from driving while as adults and should have the Socially inept sports fans are in the meet and will bring him no benefit? tired. Remember, sleep is not vol- responsibilities of being an adult same conundrum as geeks – they can’t Theories coming from a non-sports untary and our bodies will sleep including being able to make their function in the real world. Anyone who fan might be inaccurate but it’s safe to whether we like it or not, even own decisions. If a person can holds a passion close to themselves has assume that it’s due to the aspiration if that means driving a car at 60 vote, die for their country and to be weary of making that their defin- for greatness. There’s something awe- mph. drive a car it is safe to say they ing feature. Your choice of fanaticism is inspiring about watching people perform As an adult it is also fair to are capable of deciding what is a not indicative of whether or not you are great feats. It brings camaraderie and receive a proper explanation for proper curfew. mature, well-adjusted or weird. It’s how togetherness when one’s favorite team being asked to do something. you conduct yourself, express yourself achieves greatness, not to mention pride When we are children “because I and what you’re willing to contribute. to the victorious city.

language that we all speak and “know” as being in compliance with the law, word being fRUStrated, as in, “I am so well seems to be losing its luster based on logical reasoning, authen- extremely frustrated when people say Dramatic and is butchered daily by the nonsense tic or genuine, and born of legally fusstrated.” That is not a word so stop Monologues that falls out of even the most edu- married parents. Although one of the using it. cated of English speakers’ mouths. definitions states that “legitimate” The way one sounds to another In daily conversation members of means authentic or genuine, it does person is key to a person’s reputa- the English-speaking world tend to not mean you have to use the word tion and perception to others, so if a say things that sound like the first in every sentence. We get it – you’re curse word is essential to every day bumpkin to fall of the turnip truck. authentic. life there is a serious problem. In We create words that have no meaning In the same family falls the term order to convey a point to another but we use them as if they are actual “literally.” This term is used so often person, one should not need the words, such as “irregardless” and people do not know how to use it, emphasis of the “f-bomb” to make By Alys Dolan “legitly.” These really are not words. literally. When literally is stated in the argument clear and poignant, it Arts & Entertainment Editor The word is REGARDLESS – there is a sentence it means actual, without merely makes the person using the [email protected] no reason for the ir-, and the short- exaggeration, so saying you are “lit- profanity look like an uneducated ening of legitimately, not “legitly” is erally the only person here,” should hooligan. “legit.” Legit brings up another point, mean that no other person is there Language is a fundamental tool for A dying art most do not actually understand how with you. “Literally,” is not a term to transferring knowledgeable thoughts to use “legitimately” in the word’s just toss around and say, “I am liter- and ideas to another person. The Language is defined as “any system correct form ally losing my mind,” if someone English language has a long and of formalized symbols, signs, sounds, “I, legitimately, do not know what to utters this statement they need to be beautiful history with a foundation gestures or the like used or con- do right now,” is a phrase most often rushed to the mental ward of a hospi- on poetry and music. Why destroy it ceived as a means of communicating said amongst females conversing tal right away. with carelessness and lazy slurs of the thought and emotion.” The English about something mundane and trivial. It seems quite easy to use the wrong tongue? Understand the words you language has a poetic rhythm to it; it However, this use is completely over- word in certain situations but it is not say. Do not throw words around like is the number one language in music used and often misused. Legitimate only the word that is wrong but the they are useless because in the end because of its sound and pace. This has several different meanings, such pronunciation of it, as well. One such every word means something. 16 the Schoolcraft Connection November 5, 2012 Ocelot Opinions Compiled & Photos by Mathew Schwedt "Do you feel that Schoolcraft is a safe campus? Why or why not?"

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“Were you able to recover my James fulfilled his contract with generously. He has been actively purse? “ the woman said ignorantly. the Cleveland Cavilers and put them involved in charities such as the “No, I’m sorry” the man says. The on the map in terms of relevancy. LeBron James Foundation, the Boys woman snarls at him and walks away He made a decision to play for the and Girls Club of America and We angrily. Miami Heat to win championships donated to the Haitian Earthquake are all Welcome to the life of LeBron James. and heighten his legacy, so what’s Relief Fund. itnesses LeBron is the most scrutinized to hate? After taking his first step toward W athlete in the history of sports. Every LeBron’s game is based on unself- immortality and capturing the ring one of James’ acts has been placed ishness. His determination to involve he so desperately craved, do we actu- under a microscope and examined his teammates and play the game of ally believe the media will back off? to its fullest extent. No matter the basketball with pure joy has brought In 2010 LeBron had a Q-score intention of his act, it is dissected, him criticism because he doesn’t rating (likeability status) of 34 twisted and made flawed. possess the killer mentality to focus percent, which was borderline icon By Abdallah Chirazi The famous “decision” to dump on the seriousness of the game. Yet status. Today his Q score rating is at Sports Editor Cleveland on national TV, to join isn’t LeBron’s mentality and vision a measly 16 percent. [email protected] forces with a collection of super- on how the game should be played, The media has painted LeBron as a stars in order to pursue rings has exactly the attributes we want to villain and has convinced people to garnered numerous amount of neg- instill in the younger generation? believe it. Yet if there is something ative publicity. Still have a bad perception of King to be learned here, it is that we LeBron's Every day, people leave their jobs James? For an athlete who had made might reach a level of greatness and to take advantage of opportunities well over $90 million, he fares excep- receive the same if not worse preju- to further advance their careers. tionally well on the subject relating dice and bias treatment as any man perception We are taught to always fulfill to off-the-court issues. From Michael out there – if you succeed, prepare our obligations and stay loyal to Jordan’s gambling problems to to be crucified. A woman is being sexual assaulted our commitments. So what makes Kobe Bryant’s alleged rape case and Some believe LeBron ruined his by a stranger and is in desperate LeBron any different? Isaiah Thomas’ allegations of sexual career in the span of a 60-minute need of help. A man hears her cries Yes, the way he left Cleveland harassment, rich and famous players segment and others believe he was and comes to her rescue. After being wasn’t the right way to do it or the of every sport find trouble easily media creation set for failure. All able to physically remove her from fact that he didn’t shake hands after enough. James has no blemish on his James must do to silence the critics any possible harm, the rapist still losing to the Orlando Magic in the ethical stat sheet. and salvage his legacy is win cham- manages to get away and retrieve her playoffs had many questioning his His selflessness off the court gives pionships. purse. The man helps the woman up character. Aren’t we allowed to us a more in depth look at a man Not five… not six … not seven. and further ensures her safety. make mistakes? with maturity and overwhelming

Looking for ad space? 734-462-4422 November 5, 2012 17 doesn’t enjoy a little delight every rock bottom. Recognize that even backgrounds that we often have as once in a while? Take a moment to though the freedom of speech may much to learn from our classmates empty your mind of the negativity seem to be most exercised by those as we do our instructors. We have that floats in through the airwaves with the least to say, it is a tremen- access to such rich culture here and allow yourself to be overwhelmed dous luxury, and it is wholly ours. in this little southeastern corner by the beauty that surrounds you. We And how about the physical of Michigan – a mouthwatering A Musing reside in a nation of incomparable beauty that is? The “purple moun- menu of Greek and Armenian and Mama liberty, breath-taking natural features tains’ majesty,” “amber waves of Polish and African and Thai and and an abundance of culture. We grain” and all that jazz? Granted, Italian and Irish cuisine. Global must make time to revel in this. those of us living in more urban trade brings the finest wool, leather, The “American Opportunity” settings may be forced to do a little silks and precious metals to our cannot exist without freedom. I traveling but not much. The Great shelves; global influence transforms risk sounding trite but, for a few Lakes lap most of our state’s border, these textiles into the ponchos, By Brianne Radke seconds, really imagine a life in we sit on the rolling hills left behind berets, pashminas and bangles Arts & Entertainment Editor which your government not only by the glaciers of an ice age and that satisfy every fashion whimsy. [email protected] monitors but also censors every- our climate is perfect for a variety Conversations with our neighbors of thing. (You would not have this of foliage that changes from lush different backgrounds grant us per- newspaper in your hand, for a green to fiery red-orange-yellow spective that we could never attain start…) Conceive the constant before leaving the branches bare to if we remained holed up with others Happily anxiety that plagues those whose accommodate sparkling icicles and of the same mindset. government controls information luminous white snow. The red-rock “Think of the beauty still left and conversation. Visualize the buttes of Sedona, the tropical palms around you and be happy.” For all of American repercussions of pent-up silence of Florida’s Keys, California’s red- her naïveté, Anne Frank was a wise and voices unheard – the riots, woods and good Old Faithful are all child. These words remain relevant Now that we can put all of the the Molotov cocktails and the only a domestic flight away. in a time of constant controversy bickering and bitter divisiveness of hateful rage. Then, take a look We come and go freely, which and terrible news. For all of its flaws the presidential campaign season around you. Absorb the truth that, opens the door to a lifetime of expe- and sins, America holds much that behind us, every American could even through life’s trials, we have riences- oftentimes encountered is beautiful. It is critical to the soul use a moment to pause and reflect the freedom to choose. We get to without ever going out of our way. that we regularly take time from on the beauty of this place. It is true take another pass at the ladder In our classes, we study side by life’s insanity to reflect on such that ignorance is blissful, and who of success – even after hitting side with students of such diverse things. We are free to do so, after all. 18 the Schoolcraft Connection November 5, 2012

The Bradner Library 50 years and counting A celebration for the ages A legacy of learning By Miranda Anderson and federal courts. The function began the process of selecting By Molly Martin Staff writer of a depository library is to collect, federal publications for the Campus Life Editor On Friday, Nov. 16, the Bradner organize, maintain and preserve the library. As the Bradner Library’s birthday Library will celebrate 50 years of information. Along with help pro- The construction of the draws near, the voices of the library being a federal depository library. vided by the Government Printing library began with the groundbreak- spoke out. Wayne Pricer, the librar- During the celebration, the library Office (GPO) the FDLP makes the ing of the College’s initial build- ies resource librarian, has been with will host depository coordina- information available free of charge ings on June 8, 1963. Schoolcraft the library at Schoolcraft College tors who will all be greeted by to multiple depository libraries. The was originally named Northwest for 18 years and has watched as the Schoolcraft President, Dr. Conway FDLP provides this service in all 50 Wayne County Community College library has progressed in the last Jeffress, and Associate Dean states and in territories overseas. – it wasn’t until December of 1963 50 years. Over the years, computers of Learning Support Services, With approximately 1,220 facilities in that it was renamed Schoolcraft and the Internet have been devel- Dr. Deborah Daiek. Prominent participation, the FDLP’s work helps Community College. The renam- oped which has resulted in a digital guests include Mary Alice Baish, ensure government transparency ing was in honor of Henry Rowe take over for the traditional systems Superintendent of Documents for and public awareness. Schoolcraft, a scholar, author, for books in the library. the Government Printing Office The Bradner Library at Schoolcraft Indian agent and explorer. When “We’re really seeing tremendous in Washington D.C., Gale Govaere, College is one of 43 Federal Schoolcraft opened in 1964 the change in the development and Regional Representative for U.S. Depository Libraries in Michigan. library held more than 11,000 books rethinking of libraries because we Senator Carl Levin, and State On July 1, 1961, Patrick Butler was which included federal documents. are expanding beyond the physi- Representative John Walsh. hired as Schoolcraft’s first librar- Throughout time, the number of cal space of a building. With the The Federal Depository Library ian. Encouraged by the College federal documents housed by the internet it allows you to tap into Program (FDLP) was created in President Dr. Eric Bradner, Butler library has grown substantially. resources throughout the world, 1813 by Congress to provide public began purchasing books years in The height of the collection was in full text of collections from major access to government information advance of the school’s opening. On 2005; however the library has since colleges and major universities including current and historical November 17, 1962, Congresswoman renovated and downsized. Today the and different research centers so documents. The federal depository Martha W. Griffiths submitted the federal depository collection is being there is a vast amount of informa- libraries have access to published Bradner Library for designation to reconstructed to include mostly tion that students and faculty staff information from the U.S. Congress the Government Printing Office. online publications, journals and can access,” said Pricer. When as well as multiple federal agencies Subsequent to submission Butler databases. the library first opened, students

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The Bradner Library 50 years and counting A legacy of learning By Molly Martin didn’t rush into the library excited still use their brains. I want them to Campus Life Editor to read books or get work done. be able to remember to not become As the Bradner Library’s birthday Nowadays, students flood the dependent on electronics or anything draws near, the voices of the library facility. They meet up with friends electronic or print. I want them to spoke out. Wayne Pricer, the librar- for study dates, and work hard to remember to be critical thinkers and ies resource librarian, has been with accomplish scholastic goals. “The that would be the main thing I would the library at Schoolcraft College college is a good place to work. want them to remember.” for 18 years and has watched as the There aren’t too many places that Students will always utilize the library has progressed in the last would be better to work at,” Stated library and both students and 50 years. Over the years, computers Pricer. faculty will continue to watch and the Internet have been devel- Diane Nesbit, the library’s very it grow. It is inspiring to other oped which has resulted in a digital own technical services and cata- students and the faculty here on take over for the traditional systems loging librarian, seems to have the campus, including the Associate for books in the library. same positive outlook on the library. Dean of Learning Support Services. “We’re really seeing tremendous Nesbit has been working at the “I’m feeling really positive and change in the development and library for 27 years and enjoys every excited that students have caught rethinking of libraries because we moment of it. She said, “Overall, on to the purpose of a library. They are expanding beyond the physi- the changes have been positive. We are actually working and studying cal space of a building. With the have a growing use of students in and they are using the LAC in col- internet it allows you to tap into the library.” Nesbit also spoke of how laboration with the library,” stated resources throughout the world, although the new resources are all Dr. Deborah Daiek. full text of collections from major wonderful and that with all of this colleges and major universities information at their fingertips, stu- and different research centers so dents still need to challenge them- there is a vast amount of informa- selves. “Students [need] to realize tion that students and faculty staff that although they have information can access,” said Pricer. When given to them or brought to them the library first opened, students by electronic means, I want them to

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Fake physician, fantastic farce

comed sight whenever she enters the Sganarelle (Joey Kulling) has an epiphany while checking the "The Doctor in stage, even if she is merely announc- pulse of his patient, the wealthy Lucinde (Kristen Campbell). ing intermission. Spite of Himself" The rest of the cast does an excep- tional job on facial connection and hits the stage genuine reaction to the bizarre dialogue that goes on around them. By Alys Dolan Sganarelle does much of the speak- Managing Editor ing, and the actors do not miss a Over the weekend of Oct. 26, beat when it comes to the chaos Schoolcraft’s Theatre department that follows. Highlights for the opened their production season with show were scenes involving the wet their fall theatrical debut of “The nurse, Jacqueline (played by Sarah Doctor In Spite of Himself.” The play Marie Osen) and her hilarious facial is set in the late 17th century and is a expressions. Other splendid scenes tale by Molière a French playwright include the attendants (Aaron known for his elegant satire. The Ruettinger and John Marmaduke Jr.) plot is about a drunken woodcut- and the owner of the home, Geronte ter turned eccentric doctor by his (played by Trevor Wnuk) reacting vengeful wife. The hilarity ensues to the outlandish medical diagnosis when the doctor, Sganarelle, is taken given by the “doctor.” seriously and asked to help a wealthy The stage is simple but allows for landowner’s daughter regain her much movement and contrast in hap- speech. penings going on around the stage. Martine (Elizabeth Tumminello) the woodcutter's wife, The lead character is the boister- The costuming is superb and elegant, bullies Monsier Robert (Nathan Shaw) out of her business. ous and peculiar Sganarelle. The with the hair and makeup as a perfect part requires much wit and imagina- accent to the late 17th century vibe. tion and Joey Kulling has it all. His Professor James Hartman did an physical comedy and timing is spot exceptional job directing this piece, on as he delivers slurred speeches of and the work shows in the immacu- imaginary medical terms in the hopes late detailing that is shown during The wet nurse, Jacqueline of fooling his clients. His charm and each scene. It can be difficult to see (Sarah Marie Osen) attracts believability is nothing short of, well, an older piece brought to life in this the attention of the lush who intoxicating to the audience. Kulling is modern day, but this cast and crew calls himself a doctor. perfectly complimented by Elizabeth pulled if off without a hitch. Tumminello as his enchantingly bitter If one is looking for a good laugh wife, Martine. or a nice step into a true theatre pro- Martine sparks a fire in her duction, call the bookstore at 734- husband, Sganarelle, and that calls 462-4596 for tickets. The tickets have for a strong yet comical approach for been going fast and time is running the character and Tumminello dis- out to see “The Doctor in Spite of plays this in volumes. She remains Himself.” The last curtain goes up on realistic and brilliant as she plots Nov. 10 at 8 p.m. So don’t miss your to have her husband beaten and chance to see Schoolcraft College clubbed into believing he is actu- Theatre department’s outstanding ally a physician. She could not have production of Molière’s “The Doctor played a better role, and is a wel- in Spite of Himself." November 5, 2012 21

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"NHL 13" puts an improved hockey experience at your fingertips

By Dylan Nardone the Pittsburgh Penguins and the Flyers. With about eight minutes Draft and into the pros as your Staff Writer Washington Capitals or any two left in the game, you have to own player. Another feature is Be EA Sports has always been teams you choose. But “NHL 13” score two more goals to not only a GM, where you not only take working on new ways to better has topped the list by far. They win the game, but to recreate control of the team every game, their products, with games like added new features like the turbo history. The twist? You have to but also manage the team in every- the “Madden” and “NCAA” fran- button, which is a first for the play with today’s players. Instead thing from line changes to trading chises setting the best updates and “NHL” franchise. The other cool of Paul Coffey in defense, it’s players. reality-inspired enhancements. new thing is real-life skating. In Ladislav Smid. Another scenario Each game is a different experi- This year, “NHL 13” gets a major previous games, you could do a 90 is the complete opposite. As ence. The main reason this game virtual facelift to become possibly degree turn in a millisecond. Each the Winnipeg Jets, in their first is the best hockey video game is the greatest hockey video game stride is now paced like a profes- home game since they played in because of the precision skating. ever. This new edition, released for sional player’s, and turning isn’t the 1980s, a player must come It’s difficult to master, but it the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, as quick as before. And if you try back from a 5-1 deficit from the truly simulates ice skating like consists of many new features and to cut a turn too fast, your player Montreal Canadiens and rewrite the professionals and makes the great new game experiences. slips and loses the puck. history by winning the “homecom- game so much more realistic. The Every year, EA Sports adds Another cool feature, seen in ing” game. turbo button also makes it that minor things to each “NHL” game the “Madden” franchise, is NHL Features like Be a Pro and Be a much better. Beating your oppo- they release. In “NHL 11,” they Moments Live. This is a feature Legend have been around since nent to the puck is much more claimed that each hit during where you can play a single “NHL 12,” but have been improved practical now. For all hockey fans gameplay was different. In “NHL moment from the past. The first greatly. In Be a Pro mode, you can that have been deprived of NHL 12,” they stepped it up by adding one you can try is where you take control of any NHL player hockey due to the lockout, “NHL hitting into the bench, through play as legend Wayne Gretzky and play throughout the season 13” will surely slake your thirst the glass and goalie fights. on the Oilers. A while back, he only controlling that one player, or for action on the ice. They also included the Winter scored five goals in one game, to start in the OHL, QMJHL or WHL Classic game, either between beat the opposing Philadelphia and work your way into the NHL

Kathy Griffin Stand Up is his first studio album since ‘09 and it reached number three on the The hysteri- Billboard 200. Tickets are on sale cally funny Kathy now starting at $30 to $87.50. Anyone Griffin will be at interested in tickets can be purchase Whats the the Fox Theatre them at OlympiaEntertainment.com, this November. the Fox Theatre and Joe Louis Arena Kathy is known for box offices, Hockeytown Authentics her award-winning in Troy (without service charge), reality show, at all Ticketmaster locations and Puppets Of American Dance at “Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List.” Ticketmaster.com. To charge tickets by Compiled By Emily Podwoiski The Detroit Institute Of Arts After her rise in popularity, she’s barely phone, call 800- 745-3000. Staff Writer a D-List celebrity and comedian. Her The Paul McPharlin Puppetry comedy albums have received Grammy Mitten Movie Project - Collection will be on display at the Award nominations and her autobiog- Zombie Night Detroit Institute of Arts until Jan. 16, raphy peaked on The New York Times 2013. The extravagant collection will Best Seller list. Come see Kathy Griffin Attention include American dance marionettes at the Detroit Fox Theatre on Nov. 9 at zombie enthu- from the 1850s to 1950s that were 8 p.m. Tickets are on sale now, priced siasts The constructed to display ballet, folk from $61.99. Contact TicketMaster for Mitten Movie “Jump In The Fire” and modern dance movements. Some more information, 800-653-8000 or the Project will at Start Gallery of the characters include Josephine website at ticketmaster.com. be hosting a Baker, Greta Garbo, Sonja Henie and zombie night “Jump In The Fire” is here just in other famous dancers. The Detroit at the Main time for Halloween. This exhibition Bob Dylan Concert Institute of Arts is located at 5200 Art Theatre held at Start Gallery is a collaboration The one and only Bob Dylan will Woodward Avenue within Detroit in Royal Oak. between 35+ local, national, and inter- be making an Cultural District. Admission is $8 The Mitten national artists. The exhibition features appearance at for adults, $4 for ages 6-17 and $5 for Movie Project is a monthly festival that weird, dark and gruesome artwork, the Detroit Fox college students (with valid school screens independent films, shorts, doc- including photography, installation, Theatre on Nov. photo). Residents of Wayne, Oakland umentaries, music videos, animations sculpture, painting/illustration, digital, 13 at 7:30 p.m. and Macomb Counties receive free and beyond. Zombie night will feature video and mixed media. The exhibition Dylan was origi- unlimited general museum admis- all of the gruesome and creative zombie is open Monday through Friday 11 a.m. nally scheduled to play at The Palace sion in accordance with the passage short films you could possibly wish for. to 4 p.m. and Saturdays from 2 to 6 p.m. Of Auburn Hills, but he has scaled of the County Art Institute Authority Be there or be square on Nov. 13 at 7:30 through Nov 3. Start Gallery is located down to perform at The Fox Theatre. millage. p.m. The Main Art Theatre is located at in downtown Detroit at 206 East Grand Mark Knopfler, a British songwriter For more information call 118 North Main Street. For more infor- River. Call 313-909-2845 for more and guitarist, will be opening for 313-833-7971. mation, contact 248-263-2111. information. Dylan. His latest album, “Tempest,” 22 October 22, 2012

Wiz Khalifa Muse No Doubt Train “Cabin Fever 2” “The 2nd Law” Push and Shove “My Private Nation” Genre: Hip hop Genre: New Prog Genre: Ska Genre: Rock/Alternative

By Deshawn Holmes By Dylan Nardone By Emily Podwoiski By Ramon Razo Staff Writer Staff Writer Staff Writer News Editor As we welcome the fourth quarter of Muse has done it again with their The world-renowned ska band, No Train has experienced a recent resur- the year, Wiz Khalifa reveals a twist in newest album, featuring a differ- Doubt, has finally made its highly gence of popularity, which is nice to see. the hip hop genre’s nearly-established ent side of the much-loved band. anticipated comeback after almost a The band has a knack for easy listening, “Who’s Who of 2012” by dropping his The music sounds a little different decade of hiatus. The rock steady fans engaging pop rock – a sub-genre that 11th mixtape, “Cabin Fever 2,” hosted by from previous hits like “Uprising” or are aware of the band’s fair share of they do better than anyone else. Train DJ Holiday. Some call Khalifa a reinven- “Supermassive Black Hole.” A new struggles, which have influenced the delivers music one can jam to, music to tion of Snoop Lion, with love for every- kind of twist has been added to their production of several masterpieces. get lost in. Their 2003 album “My Private body and a penchant for enjoying the songs as well. Unfortunately, their new album, “Push Nation” is the personification of their moment. As we all know, having a good Matthew Bellamy isn’t the only one and Shove,” won’t be settling properly contribution to music. time is what he’s all about. performing vocals on this album. with the old school fans. The album starts off right with “Calling Khalifa features his Taylor Gang Bassist Christopher Wolstenholme In an MTV Interview, Gwen Stefani All Angels,” a rock-hymn that laments family, Juicy J and Chevy Woods, as has brought his multiple talents into said that she and her band mates were the ills of our earthly experience, coupled well as collaborations with French the spotlight. He is known mostly clueless to the direction they wanted to with enchanting accompaniment and Montana, Problem, Menace and J.R. for his terrific bass playing, but now take in this project stating, “We don’t Pat Monahan’s trademark wailings. Donato. The strong production cast is you can hear the golden pipes he know what we’re doing. Everything’s “All-American Girl” picks things up, and made up of The Invasion, I.D. Labs and has been hiding. Though some may basically a series of accidents and rocks out in the traditional Train style of Cozmo, among others. not aquire a taste for his voice it is a mistakes.” This is exactly how the col- singing about peculiar women, a trade- The number one Taylor cruises in nice addition to the familiar sounds lection sounds. “Gravity” and “Push mark cemented by their first major hit, his own lane with songs like “Pacc of Muse. The band is trying out a and Shove” are two of those mistakes “Meet Virginia.” It also features some Talk” featuring Juicy J and produced by new image, and this one seems to be because the songs are just too busy. The pretty nifty lyrics, like “My dad used to Cozmo. We hear a more refined Wiz working. album is trying to blend reggae with tell me I was lazy/ I got dance moves like Khalifa in this track. He is enjoying There are only a few songs that can 80’s new wave, and it just doesn’t jive. Patrick Swayze,” which makes up for the his success and having a good time. be seen as great tracks on this album. The overuse of synthesizers mixed in weaker chorus rhymes. Meanwhile, Juicy J brings flavor to the “Madness,” which was released on with the ska beats is headache induc- “When I Look to the Sky” brings second verse with his classic Three 6 the radio as the album’s first single, ing, rather than hip moving. things back down – pun perhaps Mafia feel. This song is definitely suited has brought in a huge new fan base There is no doubt about it – the fans intended – with a somber, piano-based for an encore. for the group with its touches of are going to be disappointed. “Push and tune about how, wherever he goes, “I will Another great track is “Deep Sleep” dubstep and glorious harmonizing. Shove” is a far cry from “Tragic Kingdom.” always find my way when you are here.” produced by I.D. Labs, which samples The song “Follow Me” has a weak and The band is taking a new direction, cross- The song also exemplifies one of Trains’ “How Deep is Your Love” from Keith groggy introduction, but once passed ing into pop rock, while still clinging best features – its lyrics. “While I float Sweat’s “Make it Last Forever” released the boring beginning, the song takes to elements of ska. If you’re a fan of the upon this ocean/ I can feel you like a in 1987. off and wows the crowd. “Explorers” Tragic Kingdom era, then there are two notion that I hope will never leave.” The Wiz goes solo with “Bout That,” also is reminesent of the hits of Queen songs on this album that will revive the poetry of the lyrics brings the beautiful produced by Cozmo. He picked up and represents one of the greatest No Doubt lover in you and ignite some harmony of the song to life, and high- where he left off on “The Kid Frankie” tracks of this collection. reggae-loving soul. lights the song’s fantastic bridge. This from the timeless Kush and O.J. mixtape “Madness,” which has been build- “Settle Down” is a song reminiscent is also exemplified in the track, “Your released in April of 2010 – a classic ing steam on the radio, has repetitive of the 90’s, particularly of their girl Every Color,” which celebrates the “black mixtape in the Wiz Khalifa archive. lyrics, but a great musical structure. power anthem “Just A Girl.” “Settle and beautiful/ yellow tan” of the track’s Wiz takes us to the club with “100 “But I have finally seen the light/ I Down” is another high energy, pow- unnamed leading lady. The lyrics drape Bottles” featuring Problem, still oozing have finally realized/ I need to love/ erhouse with liberating lyrics that around the melody, just as Monahan success and cockiness, but this time I need to love.” The song is the best will have any listener singing along. sings, “You wear the day around you like rousing his fans with lines like, “You one on the CD and a must-hear. “Sparkle” is the only other noteworthy it’s yours to wear around you.” need that motivation/ Big boat in loca- Muse has been around since 1994, song on the album. The playful roman- The album’s title song is a rock-out of tion/ Rolling up medication/ Getting when they formed in Teignmouth, tic lyrics intertwined with the catchy independence, with lyrics like “I don’t money conversation.” U.K. Since then they have acquired ska beats to create a jam that sounds need nobody flyin’ in my jet stream/ Juicy J is featured on five songs. a gaggle of admirers and for good like authentic No Doubt, the No Doubt Take the bus/ Go on and get yourself As the newest member of Taylor reason. This album in particular has that fans love and cherish. your own dream.” Gang, Juicy has progressed since his brought out comparisons to Coldplay, Although ska fans won’t be in love with The songs after that, “Counting Hypnotized Camp Posse days, but fans Keane and Smashing Pumpkins. this release, those who worship pop may Airplanes,” “Following Rita” and the may confused to why Chevy Woods The vocals are good as well as the be. “One More Summer” and “Heaven” rest have deeper integrity and are more is featured on only one track and Lola instrumentation – both flow evenly both sound like a Madonna-meets-Katy restrained than the hearts-on-the- Monroe is absent. Judging from this together to make a solid harmony Perry love ballad. But most of the songs sleeves and vivacious tracks that follow lineup, we’ll be hearing more from Juicy that is endearing and entrancing. on Push and Shove sound like the over- them. There’s no denying the lasting J very soon. whelmingly busy brand of pop. impression the artists leave after you’ve The Bottom Line: experienced this album. The Bottom Line: Muse has been in the music indus- The Bottom Line: Wiz Khalifa’s “Cabin Fever 2” is a try for nearly two decades now. With No Doubt dove too far into the pool Bottom Line: great mixtape. Wiz isn’t doing any- this album, they definitely show they of pop, and let their classic elements “My Private Nation” is music about thing different, but getting better with are improving each year, this time by of ska sadly sink away. No Doubt was a feelings. Feeling excited. Feeling invigo- his craft and really giving the fans adding Christopher Wolstenholme band once praised for their energized rated. It’s easy listening and at the same what they want – good music. Pick on vocals. Fans of Muse will defi- quirkiness and individuality. Now, they time empowering. Pop it in. Kick back. it up and stay tuned for more Taylor nitely enjoy this one, and any fan have jumped onto the electronic pop Let Pat and the other members of Train Gang material. The O.N.I.F.C. album is of rock should pay attention to this bandwagon, leaving their old school fill you with a music experience that you scheduled for release Dec. 4. recent release. sound behind. envelop you, and your every color. November 5, 2012 23

"Emily Owens M.D." vs. "The Mob Doctor"

By Erynn Grady is mob boss Constantine, played by William ment has the tone of high school cliques with a Staff Writer Forsythe. The pilot of the show doesn’t seem dash of cattiness and crushes. The cast includes Which new medical showis not redundant to catch attention the way it was intended to. Emily’s med school crush, Will (Justin Hartley, and over done? Fox’s “The Mob Doctor” faces Instead of being freshly dramatic and slightly of “Smallville”), her high school rival-turned- off against The CW’s “Emily Owens M.D.” Fox dark, it’s just plain old boring. The lead character coworker Cassandra (Aja Naomi King) and Em’s has brought the entertainment world the likes has her own moral code and irritatingly presses it only ally, Tyra (Kelly McCreary). It winds up of “Bones,” “Glee,” and “Family Guy.” The CW upon those around her. It seems as if Dr. Grace is being a knockoff version of “Grey’s Anatomy” presents “90210,” “Gossip Girl,” and “The Vampire meant to be the modern, gritty protagonist, but it combined with “Scrubs.” The saving grace of this Diaries.” One would expect Fox to have the edge simply doesn’t work well. One way to salvage this show is a scene where the ever-awkward Emily just because the premise of the show fits the show would be to add depth to the supporting must tell a man that he is not eligible for an network...but this is not necessarily so. Both cast and give Constantine more attention. organ transplant. Touching moments like these shows seem to be flat lining already. So, who How does “Emily Owens M.D.” from The CW give the show potential. wins this round of versus. compare? Just plain poorly. While it is not meant At the end of the day, both shows need more “The Mob Doctor” is meant to be a fresh take to be a true drama, it is not much of a comedy revamp work than Joan Rivers. Fox and CW are on medical drama. In this show, Jordana Spiro either. Mamie Gummer, daughter of the brilliant not above reproach as networks, and neither plays Grace Devlin, a young doctor who takes on Meryl Streep, heads the cast as a fresh-out-of- one of them can boast a hit. A better idea would a side job with the mob to pay off her younger medical-school doctor. She narrates the show à la be to stay away from medical dramas/comedies brother’s (Jesse Lee Sopher) gambling debt. Most Scrubs, which would be kind of quirky if it hadn’t until a truly original idea pops up. Emily Owens of the supporting cast seems dull. A spiteful already been done. The biggest problem with M.D. wins purely because it exhibits some level rival doctor played by Jaime Lee Kirchner and Emily Owens is that it resembles an annoying of potential for the future. However, if either Dr. Graces’ boyfriend (Zach Gilford) provides a high school drama. Although the cast members show was cut today they’d be labeled DNR- Do flimsy backdrop, and the standout cast member are all college-educated adults, the work environ- Not Resuscitate.

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Guaranteed to leave you Russia this war has been declared ferent is the exceptional script and with some catchphrases, this is a and begun.” – Lenin, 1905. gorgeous visual effects. Gilliam classic pitch-black comedy that still was allowed free reign to utilize his holds up today and is an absolute “V for Vendetta” (2005) unique visual style and found ample must-see. The fifth of November has opportunity to express and excite arrived, a historic date that marks with wit, surrealism and drama. the bombing of two London land- He spells out every detail about marks in the dystopian thriller, “V the strange, out-of-time society we for Vendetta.” are viewing. The tone fluctuates V (Hugo Weaving) is a masked wildly from slapstick to ominous vigilante rising to power in an and back again. There are so many oppressed London in 2038. The layers, it is likely you will not fully fascist party dominates society, understand it the first time around cruelly forcing political protestors and those who’ve seen it before will and homosexuals into concentra- always notice something new. It’s tion camps in order to be executed. the type of film that consistently V steps in, urging the citizens of evolves over time and its message rings more and more true. “Battleship Potemkin” London to take a stand. Once he (1925) broadcasts a heartfelt and powerful The superb casting, which speech over the telly, V accumulates also includes Robert De Niro as On June 14, 1905, sailors aboard a faithful army of followers. Archibald Tuttle, a renegade air the Russian battleship Potemkin “V for Vendetta” is visually stun- conditioner repairman, add to the rebelled against their oppressive ning and the lighting plays an artistic wonder and insanity of the ride. A officers. Frustrated with the second- role in highlighting the mood of the future gone awry, as seen through rate treatment they receive, the film. The frequent use of grey tones the infinitely creative eyes of ship’s crew decides that the time is creates an eerie and depressing feel Gilliam, “Brazil” is brilliant, mean- ripe for revolution. The 1925 silent to totalitarian London. The scenes ingful and brimming over with classic, “Battleship Potemkin,” is shared by Evey (Natalie Portman) visual intrigue. Sergei Eisenstein dramatic retelling and V show a romanticized retro of those events. look, as V alludes to his favorite old “Dr. Strangelove or: How I The Soviet regime instructed songs and movies throughout the Learned to Stop Worrying Eisenstein to make “Battleship film. In one memorable scene, V asks and Love the Bomb” (1964) Potemkin,” as they wanted to have Evey to dance, suavely saying, “A The Cold War was a very scary time a document that supports the revolution without dancing is a revo- for all. And yet, in the midst of it – Communist Revolution. Yet, this is lution not worth having.” indeed, in the most dangerous time of far more then propaganda – it is art. This film is a stunner. Not only it – Stanley Kubrick released his mas- Eisenstein was genius and his editing is it aesthetically beautiful, but it terful apocalyptically-themed black methods induce vivid realism as each ignites a taste of revolution within comedy, “Dr. Strangelove.” scene is brought to life. To maximize the audience. Portman dedicated This film parodies the concept of the impact, he combined the histori- herself to the character of Evey, she nuclear war with great expertise. The cal incident and documentary-style even went as far as having her hair film digs deep into the severity of realism with meticulous orchestration shaved off in one take. The acting is the war with its comedy, and yet, the of visual composition editing. He used incredibly strong – each and every humor stays tasteful. Acting on the visual texture to give the film a news- performance is astounding. Hugo unprovoked order of insane Brigadier reel look and perfected the montage Weaving brought his character to General Jack Ripper (Sterling to create sensational and psychologi- life, even though he was filmed Hayden) the United States “acciden- cal effects. The style is most effec- wearing a mask for the entire movie. tally” launches a nuclear strike on tive in the famous “Odessa Steps” The man of V is insignificant. the Soviet Union. The politicians and sequence where a soldier shoots a It’s the idea that his mask sym- generals in the Pentagon’s War Room mother and accidentally pushes a bolizes that matters, and “V for try desperately to stop the attack baby carriage down the stairs. As Vendetta” brings that idea to life. before the Soviet’s fabled “doomsday she falls to her death, the frightened “Remember, remember the fifth machine” is triggered. infant moans. The image creates of November, the Gunpowder If you want an all-star cast, this such heartbreaking emotion that it is Treason and Plot. I know of film is the ticket. Peter Sellers nearly unwatchable. In essence, what no reason why the Gunpowder marvelously plays three roles: U.S. Eisenstein did was to make it as real- Treason should ever be forgot.” President Merkin Muffley, Group istic as possible, forcing the audience Captain Lionel Mandrake of the to relate with the navy men thereby “Brazil” (1985) Royal British Army and the title enhancing the visual message. What do you get when you character, Dr. Strangelove, the War Despite its original political combine George Orwell’s book Room’s resident scientist. Also intentions, “Battleship Potemkin” “1984” with a Roadrunner cartoon? appearing are George C. Scott as offers an interesting perspective Well, you get the 1985 Terry Gilliam General “Buck” Turgidson, Keenan of humanity, which is brought out classic “Brazil.” The movie follows Wynn as Colonel “Bat” Guano through skillful direction. This his- Tom (played Jonathan Pryce) who (if that really is his name), Slim torically significant film should be tries to correct an administrative Pickens as Major “King” Kong, who seen by all. error and somehow becomes an iconically (and hilariously) rides the enemy of the state. Unfortunately, bomb like a bull as it drops from the the only way to escape is finding the plane towards its target, and James girl of his dreams... in his dreams. Earl Jones as Bombardier Lieutenant On a simple note, “Brazil” follows Lothar Zogg. the same idea and themes of all dys- Approaching such a topic with topian films: the dehumanization humor is a risky move, but Kubrick the Schoolcraft Connection 26 November 5, 2012 Sports LEFT: Lauren Badalamente (left), Megan McDonald (center) and Alexis Walker (right) react after suffering a loss in the penlty kicks 3-1 against Delta College at the NJCAA Region XII Regional semi- final game. The loss ended the Ocleots season.

BELOW: Sophomore mid- fielder Emily Behnke pushes past two Delta defenders during the NJCAA Region XII semi- final game.

Limping home Women's Soccer suffers early post season exit

By Abdallah Chirazi Sports Editor It took two overtimes and a few tough penalty kicks to decide a winner of the NJCAA Region XII Women’s Soccer semifinal game on October 27th. The Ocelots were matched up with rival Delta College in a tough battle that came down to luck. Unfortunately, the outcome wasn’t what the Ocelots had hoped for. The team lost to Delta College in penalty kicks 3-1. The loss brought a sudden end to their post season dreams, crushing their goals of a birth in the national championship tournament. It was a shock indeed to players and coaches alike especially because the team went undefeated in league play during the regular season. It goes to show you that anything can happen during post season play. “I am still recovering from the shock exit. It was definitely not to be expected,” said Coach Deepak Shiverman. “We were fitter, more skilled, and defi- nitely focused. But this is the nature of our sport.” The Ocelots entered the game with an overall 13-4-2 record and were coming off a 6-0 shutout win over Kellogg Community College on October 20th. It was evident that momentum and confidence were building for the team into the post season. Photos by Andrew Kieltyka Through 90 minutes of action both teams were Coach Shiverman. “Four of our shots hit the cross Picking up the pieces defensively deadlocked and ended in a 0-0 tie at bar, we had other ample opportunities and came up the end of regulation. Delta only had four shots on short. I am never a fan of “penalty shoot outs” to The question now lingers on where the women’s goal during regulation and Schoolcraft had eight. decide a game, I would have rather take out one player soccer team goes here? Do the goals or expectations Schoolcraft had missed on numerous scoring oppor- every ten minutes, until each team has 7 players on change? “ tunities and couldn’t seem to find the net. Fouls were the field...then it becomes a game of attrition and the Starting from coaching, are we making right deci- high at 12 apiece and shots were hard to come by. It stronger, fitter team will at least have an opportunity sions, do we need to re-structure training, we need was really an offensive struggle for both teams. An to succeed. But for some, this might be too radical.” to look critically at our game tactics, strategies, etc”, additional two overtimes were needed but still no Delta won in penalty kicks 3-1 thanks to goals said Coach Shiverman. “Secondly, in regards to goals were scored. It seemed that penalty kicks was by Megan Sullivan, Stephanie Labelle and Taylor recruiting, focus more on getting pure strikers, goal the only method to decide a winner. Schwellenbach. Samantha Jarrett was the lone goal “Sometimes, the other team can get lucky at the scorer for the Ocelots, breaking any chance for Delta right moments and cause this kind of a result,” stated to acquire a shutout. See Women's Soccer PAGE 29 November 5, 2012 27 in last 4 games) scored with a rebound from Stefan Noesen, who was fed by Rickard Rakell. Meurs received a High rebound opportunity from Noesen’s shot which left Rangers goaltender Franky Palazzese sprawled on the ice and out of position. Recaps five The second period wit- Whalers win fifth October 18--Plymouth (2) nessed a great effort by the at Peterborough (1) straight, 2-1 in OT, Rangers, but a disallowed goal kept the game tied 1-1. Rickard Rakell and Connor over Kitchener Nearing the end of the period, Carrick scored the two goals Rangers center Radek Faksa for the Plymouth Whalers By Dylan Nardone Staff Writer earned a penalty. Hoping the in the game against the Whalers could go 2-2 on the Peterborough Petes, with a After the overtime loss power play, the fans were led final score 2-1. to the Sault Ste. Marie to disappointment when they October 19--Plymouth (8) Greyhounds on October 13, the couldn’t convert. The penalty at Kingston (3) Plymouth Whalers packed up went into the third period. and headed on a three game The battle between The Whalers put up quite road trip out east. The road Plymouth and Kitchener went a beating, defeating the trip proved to be refreshing on through the third period, Frontenacs 8-3. Scorers were as the team picked up four where no goals were scored. Simon Karlsson, Garrett wins against Peterborough, Through sixty minutes of play Meurs, Stefan Noesen, Garrett Kingston, Oshawa and the score remained tied. Meurs (Game Winning London. The team returned In overtime, Garrett Meurs Goal), Rickard Rakell, Ryan home on October 27 and answered the call and got the Hartman, Matthew Mistele, looked to extend their game-winner at 0:37 into over- and Cody Payne. winning streak to five against time his second of the game October 21--Plymouth (4) the Kitchener Rangers. and his eighth on the season. at Oshawa (2) The first period didn’t start “[Hartman] won the draw the way the Whalers wanted and it went to their guy and The Whalers defeated the it to. The Rangers got on the I picked it up,” Meurs said of Generals by a score of 4-2. board first with a goal by the game-winning goal. ”I Whalers scorers were Cody Ben Thompson and assists was just going wide. I knew Payne, Rickard Rakell, Cody by Eric Ming and Matia I had to do something, so I Payne (Game Winning Goal), Marcantuoni. The shot was took it to the net as hard as and Ryan Hartman. almost saved by Plymouth I could.” October 26--Plymouth (3) goalie Matt Mahalak, but the After this OT win, the at London (2) puck bounced around behind Whalers now are in prime Photo courtesy of the Plymouth Whalers him and slid into the net. position at the top of their Plymouth played a close game The Rangers later received division. The team is tied Whalers right winger Garrett Meurs (left) is con- and beat the Knights 3-2 in front a penalty, and the Whalers with the Windsor Spitfire gratulated by teammates Rickard Rakell (center) of a crowd of 8,965. Goal scorers and Cody Payne (right) after scoring on a rebound capitalized on the opportu- with 17 points, and look were Connor Carrick, Alex to tie the game, 1-1. Meurs also scored the game Aleardi, and Garrett Meurs. The nity. Right winger Garrett to battle them at home on winning goal at 0:37 into overtime. Meurs, (2 game winning goals November 9th. Knights outshot the Whalers 31-30. The bitter smell of defeat “Regretfully, we never established our rhythm Women's Volleyball to take charge in the critical match,” Brumfield stated, “Though too late, the 3rd set was more eliminated from the like the 2012 SCVB team we have seen versus many opponents this season.” MCCAA Tournament The Ocelots were inundated by Muskegon By Dylan Nardone play. The Jayhawks were able to rack 43 kills, 58 Staff Writer digs and 42 assists. Statically the Ocelots were Prior to their loss to Muskegon, the behind in ranking in most categories. Schoolcraft volleyball team (19-12) was looking The team felt an array of emotions after being for a win that would put them into the semi- swept. After beating them in the regular season, finals of the MCCAA Tournament. They faced they couldn’t execute the game plan. “I would Muskegon CC (21-16) earlier in the season, and say we will just have to come together as a team, came out victorious in 4 sets. The team felt realize our issues that we are having and fix confident of the possibility of advancing to the them,” Kara Kempinski noted, one of six sopho- next round. mores leaving after this year. “Our practices The first set didn’t start out on a strong need to be better and the coaching needs to note. The Ocelots didn’t score many points, step up and people need to start getting called and Muskegon showed that they adapted to out when they mess up so people realize their the teams weaknesses. Muskegon CC won the mistakes.” Her twin sister, Nicole Kempinski, first set 25-11. “The girls were motivated to play sent a clear short message. “We tried, they just Muskegon CC on Saturday,” Head Coach Rod came out stronger. We’ll be practicing every Brumfield remarked, “It was well understood the day for regionals.” significance this match meant.” As of publication, the team looks forward to The girls, who were very disappointed with seeing Oakland CC on Friday, November 1st for their previous defeat, wanted to come into the NJCAA District E tournament. It’s being the second set and show Muskegon they could held in Grand Rapids and the girls are looking compete. Unfortunately, they couldn’t deliver to spring back from their MCCAA match loss. the message they wanted to. Muskegon came This is a qualifiers-only event, and any team and let in a few more points more than the last who loses two games is eliminated. If the girls set, defeating Schoolcraft 25-16. The girls really can beat Oakland, they play Saturday, November were starting to show frustration and needed a 3rd at noon. If they happen to lose, they play spark. The third set was crucial to win in order Saturday at 4 in the afternoon. Brumfield said it to advance. to be “the most intense competitions all season The Ocelots found a way to get some points, for the 2012 SCVB team.” Photo by Andrew Kieltyka but not enough to send them to a fourth set. For all the latest updates on the tournament Nicole Kempinski sets to leave her competi- The team lost a very tight set by a score of 28-26. go to www.mccaa.org. tion scrambling for the ball. 28 the Schoolcraft Connection November 5, 2012 Improving with leaps and bounds Cross Country team shows progress in Regional Championship

By Abdallah Chirazi Sports Editor As the Schoolcraft Cross Country team prepared to run the Region XII Cross Country Championship on Saturday October 27, the weather seemed to align just right with the sun shining and a comfortable 40 degree temperature, the Ocelots were gearing up to run a tough race. This race was exceptionally difficult Schoolcraft runners Adrianna Beltran, Layne Marinski, and Elisa Sharp all place at the since Division I runners were included Free Press 5k on Oct. 21. in the race, and Schoolcraft normally compete in the Division III level. Despite the difficultly of the race, all seven members of the team ran a faster time than they did on this course a Catch me if you can month ago. Five out of the seven runners ran their fastest time ever. Player Profile: Layne Marinski The competition between runners Layne Marinski and Adrianna Beltran continues to heat up and carried through First year the regional championship race. This time, Marinski was able to edge Beltran Cross Country but just missed the All-State recognition runner takes it by three places. Marinski had her best time on this all in stride course of 20:28 and was 31 seconds By Dylan Nardone better then her pervious time. Beltran Staff Writer was able to record a time of 20:50, with a 41 second improvement. Elisa Sharp Captain Layne Marinksi, a new addi- improved by one minute and tacked in a tion to the Schoolcraft Ocelots roster time of 21:23. All three of these women this year has proven to become a reli- have qualified to participate at the able asset to the cross-country team. National Championship on November Marinksi has already made an 2nd. Etana Jatta who was also running immediate impact by running the this race finished with a time of 25:27 fastest 5k since 2005 with a time of also had a personal improvement less 20:01.62. She was also named the than three minutes. Division III Woman Cross Country “The weather was perfect, as we have Runner of the Week-only three other been blessed with the majority of the division runners had a faster time. season”, said Marinski. Although I was 27 Her interest in cross-country sparked in seconds short of my practice run, I placed middle school. She joined the team in 8th much better than I thought I was going grade but instantly loss interest after her to. All region titles were given to the top first meet. It wasn’t until high school did 14 female runners, I placed 18th. Next she decide to start running on her own to year, I hope to claim this title.” get into shape. “[…] I began running short On the men’s side, Ryan Wise clocked distances to help lose weight, get back in in 28:43 in the 8K races. He had an shape, and improve my overall health,” improvement of 1 minute and 14 seconds Marinksi stated. then his previous race. This also recog- The decision to run for the Schoolcraft nized him as the second fastest male hadn’t really crossed her mind until her runner in Schoolcraft Athletics history brother encouraged her to pursue it. My since the men’s team was reinstated five brother, also my number one fan, encour- years ago. aged me to meet with the cross country Derek Puishes had his best time of coach this past summer,” Marinksi said, the year with a time of 29:45, his best “After doing so, there was no doubt in my by 15 seconds. Puishes and Wise will be mind that I was going to join the team.” representing Schoolcraft in the National Adding depth and talent to the Championship. Also for the men Luis team was important but her ability Her leadership and talent will never Schoolcraft Cross Country team. Layne Montenegro ran his fastest time in the to become a leader really stood out. be in question but what exactly made wants to reach out to other people too. She 8K finishing with a time of 35: 25. Before participating in the Lansing CC Marinksi choose Schoolcraft? Besides the explains, “Derek [Puishes] and I are going “Regional’s was great,” said Ryan Wise. Invitational, Layne, as well as Derek familiarity and comfort, she’s on par with to try our very best at informing nearby Even though I haven’t been practicing Puishes for the men’s team, were named almost all college students wanting to high school runners of our team here at much, I’m enjoying pushing the mental captains for the season. When asked prevent the accumulation of student loans. Schoolcraft.” She even wants to try and boundaries of running every week. I’m about leading, she had key points about Eventually moving away is something reel in current students. “Anyone can join glad the whole team did well and five out what she wanted to do. “[…] Year round she will consider but for now Schoolcraft and do cross country. Start off slow, be of us all get to go to New York. I’m thank- road races, winter lifting, and early seems to be the best fit. patient, work hard and you’re good to go.” ful we have a great coach.” summer training is a must, the benefits “After two years at Schoolcraft, I plan With Marinksi now being the leader of The team will have a full week of train- of running on your own do not compare on transferring to a four year univer- the pack, she is ready to take her talents ing, then will fly to New York and get to those of running with a competi- sity for nursing,” Marinksi expressed, on the course. With the improvements ready for the National Championship tive group,” Marinksi explained. “I do “Running cross country after Schoolcraft that everyone is seems to exhibit, there race. “Our Coach is leading us to compete not plan on attending nationals alone. would be ideal, but we will see where the seems to be no doubt the Ocelots will to become all Americans at the National I know for a fact that Derek Puishes, wind blows me.” have runners in the National Competition meet,” noted Wise. “Hopefully me, Derek, Ryan Wise, and Adrianna Beltran have Besides being a student athlete, this year in New York City and Layne is Layne, Elissa and Adrianna all have per- what it takes to qualify.” Marinksi has become a recruiter for looking like a for sure candidate. sonal records at the national meet.” November 5, 2012 29 Dushkaj leads MCCAA Men's Soccer award winners The Michigan Community College Athletic Association recently announced its annual award winners for the 2012 Men’s Soccer season. Leading the way for the Ocelots was freshman mid- fielder Ardit Dushkaj. He has been named the Michigan Community College Athletic Association Soccer Player of the Year. Dushkaj scored 11 goals and seven assist in earning First Team All-MCCAA Honors, All-Region XII Honors and MCCAA Freshman team honors. He also earned Freshman of the Year honors. Additionally, Sophomores Adrian Tash, Chris Long, Nate Hicklin and Ardit Dushkaj Nate Lightner took home awards. Team. Both Hicklin and Lightner Defender Adrian Tash was named took All-American Honorable to the All Region XII team and Mention. All-MCCAA First team honors. Head Coach Rick Larson was Forward Chris Long was named named MCCAA Coach of the Year. to the All-Region XII second team Congratulations Ocelots on all as well as to the All-MCCAA First your accomplishments! Women's Soccer players earn honors from MCCAA The Michigan Community College Athletic Association released its 2012 Women’s Soccer awards this past week. Schoolcraft’s Women’s soccer team placed four players on the All-MCCAA First Team. Those who earned this honor were Lauren Badalamente, Rachel Blackney, Tara Gessler and Chelsea Meador. All- MCCAA Honorable Mention went to Rachel Eklund, Samantha Jarrett and Anthoula Papioannau. Badalamente also took home Region XII All Tournament team honors and All-Region XII Second team honors. Freshman Goalkeeper Tara Gessler Tara Gessler took home All –Region XII team MCCAA All-Freshman Team as well as honors as well as being selected for earning MCCAA Freshman of the Year. the MCCAA All-Freshman Team. Defender Chelsea Meador was Midfielder Samantha Jarrett named to the MCCAA All-Freshman Schoolcraft Student David Haddad Meets Michigan was named to the Region XII All Team. Quarterback Denard Robinson at Michigan Fan Day August Tournament team Head Coach Deepak Shiverman was 22, 2010 at Michigan Stadium. “It was great meeting Denard”, Freshman Rachel Blackney was named MCCAA Coach of the Year. Ardit Dushkaj named to the All Region XII team, Congratulations Ocelots! said Haddad. “Great guy and a true sports icon.”

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less” goal scorers” (This by the way reflection of events that happen in Schoolcraft ends its season at is also on the list of every other coach life,” noted Coach Shiverman. “Just 13-4-3 overall, while Delta improved Women's here in the state of Michigan). like people that are experiencing dif- to 12-5-1 after beating Muskegon Unfortunately, Schoolcraft’s phe- ficult hardships in life, which choose CC in the Region XII finals 1-0. The Soccer nomenal regular season play has been to be resilient, and get back up and win qualifies Delta for the NJCAA out shadowed by the devastating loss. try harder, we have to do it! It makes Division I soccer national tournament continued from PAGE 26 The team and coaching staff will have us stronger. Our players are men- in Melbourne, FL in just their second the entire offseason to think about this tally strong and wouldn’t succumb to season. - hungry players. I feel that we have past season and make the necessary taking the “Ostrich” approach, which always recruited good skilled players adjustments to ensure another playoff would be to feel sorry for themselves in all positions, but we need to defi- collapse doesn’t come to pass. and stick their heads in the sand. We nitely focus more on getting “ruth- “I think sports sometimes is a great are Ocelots.” 30 the Schoolcraft Connection November 5, 2012 November 5, 2012 31

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The International Agenda is SCII pleased to announce its first SCHOOLCRAFT COLLEGE INTERNATIONAL INSTITUTE Writing & Art Contest Submission deadline: November 19, 2012

The purpose of this contest is to encourage students to— • grapple with international and cross-cultural issues • create relevant and publishable writing and artwork. Writing Artwork 1st Prize: $200 Scholarship 1st Prize: $200 Scholarship 2nd Prize: $150 Scholarship 2nd Prize: $150 Scholarship Rules: • The contestant must be enrolled at Schoolcraft College during the Fall 2012 semester. • The writing or artwork must deal with a topic of international or cross-cultural interest and be suitable for publication in International Agenda, the semi-annual magazine of the Schoolcraft College International Institute (http://www.schoolcraft. edu/scii/publications.asp). • The contestant may enter no more than one work in each of the two categories: writing (such as essay, research paper, news report, persuasive argument, creative writing, or poetry) and artwork (such as drawing, painting, computer graphics, photography, or other two-dimensional imagery). • The entry form and the work itself must be received by the deadline date given above. • Submissions will be judged by a panel of faculty and staff volunteers based on three criteria: content, originality, and appeal (style/aesthetics).

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Come visit our campus at 19499 Victor Parkway, Livonia the Schoolcraft Connection 34 Diversions November 5, 2012 Vote for MICHIGAN PROPOSAL 23-A A proposal to increase the width of sidewalks by one to two feet so you don’t have to walk behind your other two friends and feel left out FACT: 33% of friends experience this on a daily basis.

chatchatchat chatchatchat chatchatchatchatchat FACT: chatchatchatchatchat It’s kind of a bummer. FACT: :( You know who else liked narrow sidewalks? Hitler. Narrow sidewalks are for a narrow nation Vote “yes” on 23-A By Jonathan King DOCTOR WHO CLUB Superdoku

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For more information contact the Student Activities Office in Lower Waterman or by phone at (734) 462-4422 or email us at [email protected] November 5, 2012 35

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Putting the"do" in doomsday By Jonathan King Doom Specialist & Motivational Speaker Doom Specialist/Motivational Speaker The sky is on fire. Everything you have ever loved is dead or dying. Chaos and destruc- tion surround you and envelop your every sense. When you close your eyes, you see only the faces of those you left behind. When you open your eyes, you see only horror. Endless, screaming, gnashing horror. Do you have what it takes to stay positive in this situation? Learning to smile when nothing seems to be going your way is key to keeping your sanity in a time of great strife. Regardless of how the world ends (and there is some debate as to what exactly what will cause the fated 2012 apocalypse, which would seem to indicate that it’s less a scientific certainty and more a col- lection of barely cobbled-together crackpot theories, but whatever) when the detritus hits the fan on Dec. 21 it’s not going to be pretty. may bring you great power, or Batman Keeping your cool with a grin and a chuckle Horoscopes lead to your ultimate failure, 7/23-8/22 is arguably as important as keeping your food By Madame Mystique choose wisely. Staff Psychic As they say, “It’s always stash safe from mudsharks. darkest before the dawn.” Superman To quote Eric Idle, “Always look on the Iron Man Remember, this as the trouble 11/22-12/21 bright side of life.” It’s a cliché, but things begins to brew you must rise could always be worse. Example situation: On 3/21-4/19 Romance has evaded your above it and be the hero that the 21st, a massive solar flare causes a sudden Although life seems to path, but it will center itself life deserves. Hang in there, magnetic reversal of the poles, leading to be perilous for you at the smack dab in your way. You it seems bleak in the coming cataclysmic lighting storms, plasma-spewing moment, keep strong and have longed for the deep con- weeks, but the dust will clear supervolcanoes and flying sentient redwood stick to your ingenuity. Dodge nection that this relationship and dawn will come. trees. Your hometown has melted, your family the kicks and roll with the has, so do not let yourself run is a smoldering pile and you have survived punches that life throws. And Loki away from a good thing. remember what doesn’t kill but are left without any skin and a constant 8/23-9/22 you makes you stronger. Green Goblin ringing in your ears. Your home is now a ditch You have been nothing but 12/22-1/19 covered in saran wrap and your only food Wonder Woman a nuisance to your friends and source is burnt squirrels. Sounds like a real You have always put work family, and that has brought downer of a situation, yeah? 4/20-5/20 ahead of anything else in life, you little benefits but the plea- Well you’re just not looking hard enough! There is no doubt that you but the time will come when sure of knowing their discom- Think of all the wonderful things that you’re are exceptional at practically those closest to you will chal- fort. It may seem like fun and just not considering. Sure, no family is kind everything. However, that lenge your beloved career. Will games but when push comes of sad, but it also means Christmas shopping does not mean that you should you let them down by walking to shove, will you be there to just got a million times easier. And don’t think lose your sense of self. Remain away, or will you show them stand with your loved ones, or of it as a lack of skin – think of it as a lack of humble and always strive for what matters most in this will you leave them to fend for any skin-related problems. (Take that, acne!) the greater good. It is your world? duty to mankind. themselves? Finally, realize that burnt squirrel is probably a delicacy somewhere. It’s not just a mouthful Thor Spiderman Cat Woman 1/20-2/18 of charcoal an fur – it’s world cuisine! 9/23-10/22 A creative hobby can also help keep your 5/21-6/20 It has been a difficult Fear has yet to best you in a sanity and add an element of fulfillment to Trend softly into your next road for you to travel, weary battle, you are strong and have your post-apocalyptic life. Take up scrapbook- romantic endeavor, the situa- wander, but it is not fair you little reason to fret over your ing or macrame. You can create some wonder- tion may call for nimble foot- have to go it alone. Reach opponent. However, this will ful homemade jewelry with found objects such work. Signs may point to “Mr. out to someone and find that all change once someone close as old watch parts or cat skulls. Keeping your- Right” but if the stars don’t spark all humans need to build to you turns. Remember keep self productive can help stave off the sensation align then you may be left out a lasting relationship. Do not your friends close, and your that you’re wasting your life wandering lonely on the streets. be afraid to show someone enemies closer. on a dead rock hurtling through space on an who you truly are. Doctor Doom inevitable course to oblivion. Don’t just sit Lex Luther 6/21-7/22 Wolverine around collecting dust – only you can put the 10/23-11/21 Your dedication to achiev- 2/19-3/20 “do” in “doomsday.” The time has come for you So stay cheery and stay sane. And remem- ing greatness never waivers. You have always let your to take your rightful place ber, “If life seems jolly rotten, there’s some- While there may be those who hotheaded temper get the best in this dog-eat-dog world. thing you’ve forgotten, and that’s to laugh and might seek to thwart your of you. Perhaps, it is time to You have patiently sat idle smile and dance and sing. When you’re feeling grand schemes from time to sit down and calmly address a as everyone succumbs the in the dumps, don’t be silly chumps! Just purse time, never give up. There situation instead of deciding hustle and bustle of ordinary your lips and whistle – that’s the thing!” are those who might ques- on an impulse. This may lead everyday life, but it is time to (Although, if the flaming radiation bursts tion your intentions, but keep to a greater reward in the end. fighting the good fight. The stand tall and fight for what disfigure your face making whistling impos- rewards will be fantastic. you believe in. The outcome sible, humming also works.) 36 thethe SchoolcraftSchoolcraft CConnectiononnection November 5, 2012

On Friday, Oct. 26 from 6 to 11:30 p.m., Schoolcraft welcomed local superheroes onto our campus to crusade for a cure for this deadly disease. The event brought in enthusiastic participants ready to assist in raising funds to battle cancer. The event fea- tured musical entertainment, games and lots of great food, all in effort to raise money for the American Cancer Society. The Relay was an event that brought smiles to everyone’s faces. Although this relay was shorter than the traditional one, it did not stop all those who particpated from raising over $6,300. The event made for a great time and an outstanding effort in the hopes of bring a cure for cancer. Thank you to all those who answered the call!

Participants took time to reflect on the impact of cancer as they The night was filled with live music by great performers such as walk past dozens of luminaria guitarist Todd Carey, Sherry & Charlie Springer and the Bungo honoring loved ones. Band (top right) and R&B artist AseNVI (lower right).

(Below) Schoolcraft's own "Math Mom" Terri Lamb dressed up and came out with her daughter Sam and husband John Lamb to support the event.

In a show of solidarity to all cancer patients, Mike and Margie Wisniewski got their heads shaved in front of a supportive crowd. The couragaeous gesture raised over $100 for the American Cancer Society.

The event featured fun and games for all ages. Korwyn and Maekirra Stowell take a stab at the real-life "Angry Birds" simulator.

Photo Story by Mandy Getschman