Page 12 The Quaker Thursday March 28, 1996
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There are so many When Mariah *Borden evaporated milk The first time he did things that you thought Carey takes a contract.deal, * Dijon mustard stand-up, Damon tossed his you knew about the big she gets more than just a * Did you know that these . jacket off the stage, forget "stars." Wait until you read singing contract, but all of people were actually Cheer ting that his jokes were on this. You will be shocked to her back stage items as well. leaders? index cards in the pocket. find out some hidden se Here are just a few things They once were (and still His first joke: "We were so crets about your favorite she expects behind stage, could be) Cheerleaders: poor, my father drove a 1974 celebrities. · and if'she doesn't receive * Paula Abdul Big Wheel." them she won't perform .... * Katie Courie 6 things "You Oughta * Dr. Joyce Brothers * If you want to steal Chris Know" about Alanis * box of bendy straws "; Kiristie Alley O'Donnell's heart, Then Morissette. * a bag of Quaker .Fat Free *Cybill Shepherd give him the keys to the l)Alanis Apple Cinnamon Rice Batmobile. That is what he
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