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THURSDAY MARCH 28,1991 VOL. 68, NO. 46 Henderson guilty of first-degree murder Jury suggests three life terms for robbery, abduction and murder, but no death sentence

Laura Hutchison, A date for sentencing has not yet Valley Mall. Market, was convicted June 21 in the Julie Provenson & been set. He said the same thing on a tape same case on charges of abduction, Ian Record Henderson, 25, of Frost, made while he was in custody robbery and capital murder, and later staffwriters W.Va., was charged with in Baker City, Ore. and played sentenced to death. He is appealing the capital murder, but the jury's in testimony Tuesday. sentence. WINCHESTER — Ronald Lee conviction was for the Prosecuting attorney A. Lee In testimony yesterday, Henderson Henderson was convicted yesterday of less-severe crime of Ervin said the decision was recalled the events of Jan. 5: "We first-degree murder, abduction and first-degree murder. "very understandable. I drove away from Valley Mall, entered robbery in connection with the Jan. 5, "I did not kill, help kill or wouldn't have been surprised if a dirt lane and Strickler said to stop. 1990 death of JMU sophomore Leann rape Whidock or have it had gone either way." He told me to get out of the car and go Whidock. anything to do with the rock" Esther Whitlock, Leann's for a walk. I walked out to the The Winchester Circuit Court jury — the weapon apparently Henderson mother, said, "The verdict is highway, but then I went back because returned the verdict after deliberating used to kill her, Henderson said in his not what I hoped it would be, but that's I was wondering what he was doing to about 90 minutes and recommended testimony yesterday. what the jury decided. But I think he's the girl." Henderson receive life sentences for But Henderson did admit to robbing as guilty as Tommy Strickler." each of the convictions. Whitlock and abducting her from Tommy David Strickler, 25, of New HENDERSON page 9 Southall wins SGA presidency Renovations may Pagels, Byrd, Cruce, Campbell win other executive races violate 'spirit' of Christine Bottz 1991-92 SGA Election Results SGA reporter state guidelines President Votes Vote % JMU students elected Pat Southall president of the Pat Southall 1,360 68.6% Student Government Association Tuesday. John Kiran Krishnamurthy & Pagels will be legislative vice president, Melanic Kim Graham 961 41.4% Ian Record Byrd will be administrative vice president, Daniel Administrative Vice President steffwriters Cruce will be secretary and Dan Campbell will be Melanie Byrd 1,100 60.64% Renovations to JMU President Ronald Carrier's treasurer. home may have violated the spirit of Virginia's The two Honor Council offices were unopposed. Julia Dunham 645 29.7% capital projects outlay guidelines, according to Matthew McFarlane will be Honor Council president □ two state officials, because JMU didn't seek Qrog Grzybowakl 427 19.7% and Jung Lee will be Honor Council vice president. General Assembly approval for the 1985-87 A total of 2,375 students voted in the election. Legislative Vice President 64.6% project John Pagels 1,402 JMU says the renovations to Oakview, a President Ryan McDougla 767 35.4% state-owned property, were actually two small, Pat Southall received 1,360 out of 2,321 votes, or □ separate projects that didn't need approval from the 58.6 percent of the vote in the race. Her opponent, Dan Cruce 1,188 66.64% General Assembly. But two state officials say the Kim Graham, won 961 votes, or 41.4 percent of the Ef two projects must be viewed as one large project vote. La* Avary 911 43.46% — and not doing so would violate the spirit of "I'm really excited," Southall said. "I'm pleased Treasurer capital outlay regulations. because we had a really good voter turnout. There are Dan Campbell 1,163 87.02% Fred Hilton, director of communications for the a lot of things I want to do next year, and I'm glad I JMU president's office, said the Oakview have the chance to implement them. Frank Halsler 869 42.98% renovations were done in two separate phases. "I'm real excited that people came out to vote and □ Each cost slighdy less than $200,000, he said. that we increased the number from last year," she DEREK CARBONNEAU/THE BREEZE According to state guidelines, renovations that said. "I'm glad people have enough faith in me to "Pat and I are friends, so I just wish her luck next cost more than $200,000 must be approved by the know 111 get the job done. year," Graham said. General Assembly before construction begins. "I think people have seen the work I've done in the Southall said her first actions in office will be to "The Oakview renovation is not a case where we past and they can see I will tackle a lot of issues," she begin promoting environmental awareness and would have to follow that procedure," Hilton said. said. recycling and to continue working on the library and "While the phases were separate projects ... the Graham said, "We tried our hardest. My campaign returning adults programs. phases together probably exceeded $200,000." staff was great That's the way it goes sometimes. I OAKVIEW page 2 do appreciate everybody that did come out to vote. ELECTION page 9 2 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, MARCH 28,1991 No specific penalties for Oakview. not abiding by guidelines CONTINUED from page 1 requirements?" Carrier said. "There was not any intention other than getting the [university] asset But Laura Trimble, a senior budget analyst in on capital outlay projects improved. Wc did it for the university. the Department of Planning and Budget for the "To my knowledge, this was not done any state government, said JMU possibly should have While two stale officials said JMU may have differently than we've done hundreds of other taken the capital outlay route if the entire project broken the spirit of the state capital projects projects," he said. outlay guidelines, they said that no specific exceeded S200.000, regardless of the number of penalties exist for violations. phases. The scope of the renovations "I don't believe there arc any penalties or "It sounds to me like they maybe should have "The whole house was remodeled inside," said sanctions," said Laura Trimble, a senior budget gone through the capital outlay process," Trimble Roland Wilfong, whose company was contracted analyst for Virginia's Department of Planning and said. "I have projects that have five phases, but by JMU to work on the project Budget. "We don't undo the work. We'd encourage they're all one project. [the offending agency] not to do it in the future." Henry Shirley, director of the Bureau of Capital The renovations to convert the home into a Trimble said a similar situation occurred when Management for the state, said, "If the scope |of facility capable of entertaining large groups of Virginia's highway department split into pieces a the project] was known at the lime of undertaking, people included removing walls, enlarging the project that should have taken the capital outlay then it would have bccn'appropriaic to identify the dining room and kitchen areas, installing a route. dollar amount at that lime." security system, and renovating the major wings of the building, according to Hilton and Bill "In hindsight we'd say, 'Yeah, you should have Trimble said, "It could very well be that they Ferguson, the project's architect. done it this way,'" she said. "Nothing would broke it up to deliberately avoid the capital outlay happen except slapping people's wrists. We'd start process. Thai's very likely — certainly if they "The first phase consisted of renovating the watching them more closely." knew thai all the work was to be done when they majority of the main floor," Ferguson said, "while Fred Hilton, director of communications lor the firsl initiated the project." the second phase involved an almost 100-percent president's office at JMU, said public schools renovation of the lower floor." across the state handle their presidents' homes Slate agencies might want 10 circumvent this And Wilfong said work on the two phases differently. guideline because "it's time-consuming and can be Some public schools build presidents' homes a hassle," Trimble said. overlapped — an assertion that would confirm Trimble's opinion that the renovations were a "totally out of stale tax dollars and tuition Ices, According to state budgeting procedures, to single large project. directly and entirely from student fees, which you request slate approval, agencies must justify the can legitimately do because of the function of a need for the project by staling how it would However, Carrier said about a year elapsed president's home as a university facility — as a improve the agencies' programs and services and between the completion of the first phase in early place for entertaining guests," Hilton said. rank the project's importance against other 1986 and the start of the second phase in January Trimble cited Virginia Tech Prcsklcht James D. requested projects. 1987. McComas' home as an example where university They must also estimate the cost amount to the Carrier said, "It was my understanding dial the funding is not used because the school's private nearest SI00, say where that money would come architect drew the plans for die second phase after foundation owns and maintains the facility. from — and predict the consequences if ihc project the first phase was completed." The Virginia Tech Foundation "can really do were not funded. whatever they want with it." she said. Ferguson confirmed that when he drew plans for "I don't think there's any widespread perception "There's tedium involved," Trimble said. the first phase he did not know there was to be a of bootleg buildings," she said. "But sure, there But Carrier said in an interview that second phase. arc some out ihcrc."— Kiran Krishnamurthy & side-stepping the capital outlay process "was never "I wasn't even planning on doing a second Ian Record a consideration." "Why would I want to violate any of the capital OAKVIEW page 11

Oakview building permits not on file since renovations not capital outlay project

Building permits were not filed when wc need to send them through When asked who filed the building the state, said JMU "would not file with the city or the state for the planning and engineering [for capital permits, Don Auvillc, Wilfong's permits per sc with us. If [a project] 1985-87 renovations to Oakview, outlay approval]," said Fred Hilton, supervisor during the renovations, is over ihc threshold, requests arc to but according to state and university director of communications for the said, "The school said they took care be submitted to the General officials building permits need not office of the president at JMU. "Wc of everything." Assembly who issues certain be filed unless the renovations just follow what the state docs." George Marcum, director of JMU's documentation." qualify as a capital project But two contractors who worked Physical Plant, said it is "common Laura Trimble, a senior budget So building permits arc yet on the renovations said they were courtesy" for contractors to file analyst in Virginia's Department of another issue which hinges on told by the university that they building permits with the city, but Planning and Budget, said, "The whether or not renovations to would handle the building permits. - JMU was not required to file- state is not subject to [the Oakview should be classified as a "The school [JMU] said they took building permits. regulations of] localities." capital project. care of the building permits," Roland Henry Shirley, Director of the —Kiran Krishnamurthy & "Wc file building permits only Wilfong said. Bureau for Capital Management for Ian Record

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Drug agencies raid three UVa fraternities; three students turn themselves in Wed. IVBke Consetine "The students appeared with their lawyers, and were Louise Dudley, spokeswoman at UVa, said that the stcfi writer released on bond," said Assistant U.S. District raids were not totally unexpected. Attorney Rusty Fitzgerald. "The raids were definitely not something put on us Nearly 50 drug agents raided three fraternity houses Fitzgerald, who will be prosecuting the case, said by outside agencies, university officials knew the at the University of Virginia last Thursday in an the raid at UVa was meant to send a message that investigation of the houses was going on," Dudley unprecedented move, confiscating over $1 million in college campuses are not immune from the war on said, "The liming of the raids, however, was a property and drugs. drugs. surprise, but the investigation was not a surprise." The raid took place March 22, when federal and "Anyone dealing drugs anywhere, should be The fraternities were given some warning of the local drug agents burst into Tau Kappa Epsilon, the worried," he said. "They should remember that anyone possibility of a drug raid earlier in the year. Delta Upsilon and the Phi Epsilon Pi houses and they deal to, or buy drugs from could be a Dudley said on Aug. 21. 1990, ihc Charlottesville turned up 12 bags of marijuana, three bags of government agent, and they will be prosecuted to the chief of police sent a letter to all the fraternities at hallucinogenic mushrooms and various drug fullest extent of the law." UVa saying that they believed some of the houses paraphernalia. Fitzgerald said there was nothing special or out of possessed illegal drugs and they could be raided and A federal grand jury in Roanokc so far has indicted the ordinary about the UVa bust. "It's not that UVa is have their houses and property confiscated. eight students on charges of selling LSD, cocaine, particularly bad or good, in this instance wc had As a result of the bust, the fraternities may have hallucinogenic mushrooms or marijuana. Three other access to info from an undercover agent that drugs their houses and possessions confiscated by the federal students have been indicted on stale charges of were being dealt and we acted upon that information,'' government unless the owners of the houses can possession and drug trafficking. Fitzgerald said. prove they were not at fault in the trafficking. The Three other students who escaped from the house An arraignment hearing will be held in three houses and their contents have been valued by the night of the raid turned themselves into police in Charlottesville for all those indicted on April 15, he Charlottesville late yesterday afternoon. said. UVA page 11

Cadet resigns from JMU, 'Burg meet recycling goals Kim Brothers Commuter students have been participating in the supervisor position stqffwriter city's curbside recycling program, which began in October 1990, by calling the center to have recycling March 20 for various For Harrisonburg's recycling center, the three "Rs" bins brought to their homes. stand for reducing waste, reusing product containers Addresses in student housing complexes have 'personal reasons' and recycling appropriate products — and JMU borrowed 155 city recycling bins, and this number JoeKomik students are contributing to those causes. doesn't include students living in dwellings not stqffwriter The center offers a curbside recycling program to designated as student housing. meet Virginia's 1989 recycling mandates, which One of two newly appointed JMU cadet require localities to recycle 10 percent of the trash that supervisors for next fall has resigned for personal goes through the landfills by December 1991, reasons. according to Catherine O'Donnell, Harrisonburg's Junior Katie Caverly, who is studying in London recycling coordinator. this semester, confirmed her resignation Tuesday in That mandate also suggests "JMU, as a state a telephone interview with The Breeze. agency, work together with the city to meet state Caverly, the newly appointed cadet supervisor, requirements," said John Ventura, assistant director of mentioned in "Cadet coordinator under residence life at JMU. investigation," which appeared in the March 21 The campus recycling committee decided that These students have contributed to the 133 tons of Breeze, resigned Wednesday, March 20. residence life would be the first department to start recyclable material collected between November and The selection of Caverly and another cadet JMU's involvement, he said. February, O'Donnell said. prompted junior Gordon Hoffman to file a The residence halls have set up their own collection Participants can "co-mingle," or randomly throw, grievance with the Virginia Office of Equal bins and take the students' rccyclables to the Beery 12 different items, including glass, plastic, Employment Services. Hoffman alleged racial and Road center instead of using the curbside collection. aluminum, tin and newsprint, in the bins for sexual discrimination after he was overlooked in the The reason residence halls are involved is to "get a collection once a week. The service is free. selection process. head start on mandate," according to Shannon "We were recycling before, but it's more convenient Russell, the environmental coordinator for Logan to have [the city] pick [the recyclables] up," said The office is presently holding an ongoing Hall. "Recycling is becoming a way of life for JMU. Tibbie Farnsworth, a JMU sophomore and resident of investigation. "JMU is farthest along in Virginia campus Hunter's Ridge townhouses. Caverly and a black male, junior Greg Young, recycling," she said. She and her roommates recycle half of what they were appointed cadet supervisors for next year. Working with the recycling center "improves consume, she said. According to Caverly, the resignation had JMU's relationship with the city," Russell said. The city's recycling effort has steadily reduced nothing to do with the ongoing investigation. From November to February, the residence halls landfill trash since November 1990, she said. "I resigned on Wednesday [March 20] . . . my have taken 808 tons of recyclables to the center. The Nancy Williams, a recycling specialist for the resignation had nothing to do with the article," city recycled 15.5 tons of the material. Virginia Department of Waste Management, said, "In Caverly said. "I resigned for personal reasons." "Ultimately, we want to reduce what goes into the areas that have curbside recycling, it's the most landfill," O'Donnell said. "It costs less to recycle." effective way to meet the mandates." 4 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, MARCH 28,1991 Committee proposed to Ikenberry dies at 84 in N.C. J. Emmcrt Ikenberry, 84, died March after Ikenberry. investigate use of fees 25 at Chapel Hill, N.C, where he had lived since August. The Rev. Robert G. Stainback will Ikenberry began teaching at Madison officiate the funeral at I p.m. today at Brooks reported that 2,375 voters College in 1945, where he served as St. Stephen's United Church of Christ. KerriShea turned out this year — 295 mere than director of the Division of Natural Burial will be in the Dalcvillc stqffwriter in last year's election. Brooks Sciences, dean of arts and sciences and Cemetery in Daleville. suggested an open forum to discuss An SGA senator has proposed that as vice president of academic affairs. Memorial contributions may be changes in campaign procedure and to A residence hall completed in 1972 made to the J. Emmcrt Ikenberry an ad hoc committee be appointed to put together guidelines for next years Scholarship Fund at JMU. investigate the source of funding for and located in the Village is named election. various renovations to the home of JMU President Ronald Carrier. Also at the meeting, Heather Wiley, Courtfilc At yesterday's SGA meeting. administrative vice president of the Commuter Senator Swen Johnson The following cases have been • Non-student, Christopher J. SGA, announced there will be a table Camera, 20, of Springfield, showed the senate an invitation from on the Warren Campus Center patio heard in the Rockingham County General District Court: charged with destruction of private December 1989 to bid on a pool house from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. April 3 to property after he was arrested for project at Carrier's home. gather student input on the addition of • Student Timothy P. Wade, 21, allegedly breaking the window of a an extra day to Thanksgiving Break. A of Eastchester, N.Y., charged with car parked in J-lot Jan. 12., was Although several senators and SGA bill supporting this has already passed breach of peace on Feb. 9, had his found guilty at a Mar. 7 court President-elect Pat Southall agreed to in the SGA senate. charges nol-prossed — or not hearing. He was ordered to pay the committee, no action was taken. processed —at a Mar. 7 court $45 in fines and court costs. The Wiley also discussed requiring hearing. The charge was reported charge was reported in the Jan. 17 Also at the meeting, SGA officials in the Feb. 14 policelog. congratulated candidates who students to declare their major by the policelog. • Non-student Craig S. Dennet, participated in this year's SGA major end of their sophomore year. • Non-student, Scot J. Turner, 19, of Elkton, charged with elections, saying the candidates were 20, of Hampton, charged with possession of a concealed drunk in public on Feb. 8 in a lair and considerate to each other. University Program Board Chairman Joe Clement announced that the bands weapon at JMU"s commons on McGraw-Long Hall bathroom, was Dan Brooks, committee chairman of on the patio will continue in spring. 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Pgygnrtrts fled from the officers, but was quickly apprehended. police reporter 12:20 p.m. March 22. Police also discovered that Taylor was wanted by The items are valued at $50. Campus police reported the following: Roanoke police for a capias warrant, and a • A license plate reading "72 TIGRE" apparently substance believed to be cocaine reportedly was was stolen from the rear of a vehicle parked in either Assault and Battery, Resisting Arrest discovered in the car when it was inventoried prior to E-lot or P-lot sometime between 1:15 and 11 a.m. • Non-student Anthony W. Merchant, 20, of being towed. March 24. Lexington, was charged criminally with assault and The plate is valued at $13. battery and resisting arrest after he allegedly Auto Theft assaulted a female JMU student in her room in • A light blue 1986 model Toyota Camry with the Destruction of Public Property Converse Hall at 7:51 p.m. March 19. temporary Virginia license plate number X709647 • A window was broken in the Sigma Phi Epsilon Merchant fled after the student identified him to apparently was stolen from Z-lot sometime between fraternity house sometime between 11 p.m. Feb. 27 officers who arrived at the scene. When the officers 5 and 6 p.m. March 11. and 8 p. m. March 12. apprehended Merchant, he allegedly resisted arrest Damage to the window is estimated at $40. and was taken into custody. Grand Larceny • An unknown person apparently threw a cinder The student was transported to Rockingham • A white model 300 Trek brand"21-speed mountain block through a side light window at the main Memorial Hospital for emergency medical attention of bike with the serial number 4130 apparently was entrance of the Sigma Pi fraternity house at 11:30 head injuries sustained during the alleged assault. stolen from the entrance hallway of the Alpha Sigma p.m. March 21. Merchant is currently incarcerated in the Tau sorority house sometime between 3 a.m. March Damage to the window is estimated at $300. Rockingham County Jail pending the posting of his 20 and 8 a.m. March 21. • An interior glass door in Hanson Hall was broken bond. The bike is valued at $310. sometime between 1 and 1:20 a.m. March 23. Damage to the door is estimated at $100. Arrest for Unauthorized Use of a Motor Petty Larceny, Fraudulent Use of an • An unknown person reportedly chopped into a tree Vehicle, Resisting Arrest, Possession of a Operator's License with an ax on Longfield Road by the baseball stadium Controlled Substance • A student was charged with petty larceny after he sometime between 5 p.m. March 22 and 2 p.m. • Non-student Darrell L. Taylor, 20, of Waverly, was reportedly walked out of P.C. Dukes with $5.19 worth March 26. charged criminally with unauthorized use of a motor of food without paying for it on March 22. When vehicle, resisting arrest and possession of a asked by police for identification, he reportedly DUI, Assuming the Name of Another, Driving controlled substance on Duke Drive East at 325 p.m. produced a false driver's license and was charged While Suspended March 20. criminally with fraudulent use of an operator's • Non-student Jerry W. Porter, 28, was charged An officer patrolling the area noticed that Taylor's license. criminally with driving under the influence, assuming vehicle had accumulated a number of parking tickets, the name of another and driving on a suspended and upon running a check on the vehicle found that it Petty Larceny license after his car was pulled over on Bluestone had been reported stolen in Roanoke six weeks • A gray Eastpak brand bookbag containing a Drive for failure to stop for a stop sign at 2:35 a.m. earlier. Police set up a surveillance of the vehicle, and wallet, $10 in cash, personal cards, keys, a spiral March 24. approached Taylor when he returned. He reportedly notebook and three computer discs apparently was stolen in Godwin Hall sometime between 12:15 and Number of drunk in public charges since Jan. 1: 58

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April Walk at JMU Arboretum: The JMU Arboretum will conduct its annual "April 12% Walk" Sunday, March 31 at 3 p.m., and Sunday, 10,1 Educational Tidbits April 7, at 4 p.m. Arboretum director Dr. Norlyn Due to the high cost of private universities, Bodkin will conduct the formal tours, but others may high school seniors in the Washington area use the self-directed tour brochures available at the are choosing to attend state colleges and are start of the trail. The entrance to the Arboretum is staying closer to home to save money. located east of the Convocation Center off University Although the number of high school 0. Blvd. graduates is expected to continue decreasing until 1994, some area schools are reporting an increase in application for enrollment in the ■4% fall. Officials at UVa attribute its increase in applications not only to the economy but also -10; to the national exposure of its top-ranked football team. Bar graph indicates percent -15 of change In applications to Public School Fees... Private School Fees... Washington area James Madison U.— universities from Oberlin College (Ohio)— the last year. $6,924 in state $21,817 per year -20 $9,912 out of state Yale— UVa— $22,200 per year $6,116 in state Debate team results: •25 $11,286 out of state 3 Private Institutions JMU's Junior Varsity team of Amy Walker and I Public Institutions Bonnie Bamish won the Junior Varsity Nationals at George Mason University on March 15 to 17 by Source : The Washington Pest. Marchmi ELLEN STERN/THE BREEZE defeating a team from Harvard University. The varsity team of Sue Pester and Heather Emmert Bush sends Gorbachev a letter: his case was listed with death-row appeals and the received a second-place trophy after losing the final President Bush has urged Soviet President court said he could be electrocuted. Court officials round to a team from GMU. Mikhail Gorbachev "to make progress" on arms say a revised order will be issued today for Crago. Information Technology Fair: control differences that scuttled plans for a summit The JMU Office of Information Technology and the last month. Bush, in a letter delivered to City to remain resistors' haven: JMU Foundation will sponsor a Computer and Gorbachev by U.S. Ambassador Standing by its decision to offer Information Technology Fair at the JMU Jack Matlock, pressed to break sanctuary to war resisters, the San Convocation Center Tuesday, April 2, 5-9 p.m. and the deadlock over slashing Francisco Board of Supervisors Wednesday, April 3, 10 a.m. to 9 p.m. Companies long-range nuclear missiles. Monday curtailed plans for a city- present will include Apple, Cannon, Hewlett Packard, sponsored welcome home parade IBM and Panasonic. Exhibits, workshops and In-law may have killed vete- for gulf war veterans. The 7-4 demonstrations will be held for beginners and experts. ran: vole came despite the mayor's Admission is $2, with children admitted free. The murder of a Persian Gulf plea lo rescind the ordinance. The soldier that shocked the United board acted on a resolution lo JMU spring Scholar Lecture: States and prompted renewed keep the designation and still Sally Lance, JMU associate professor of music, calls for a war against street work "to reintegrate the reluming will give the spring James Madison Scholar Lecture crime might have been a family troops into our society." at 8 p.m. Wednesday, April 3 in Wilson Hall. She dispute turned deadly. Detroit po- 3B01D ItU QM/IOHV will give a presentation on "The Development of Art lice Monday arrested the 19-year- War could bring U.S. a profit: Song in America: A Cross Section of Styles" in a old brother-in-law of Army Spec. Anthony Riggs, The United States could make a small profit if lecture-recital format. Admission is free. gunned down on a city street March 18, 10 days allied pledges are paid in full and the gulf war's after he returned from the gulf. Police also ques- costs arc determined by a strict standard, congres- Animal Rights Coalition demonstration: tioned and released Riggs' widow, Toni. sional budget analysts said Monday. Pledges now The Animal Rights Coalition will demonstrate next total $54.5 billion, of which about $26.6 billion Tuesday, April 9 from 11 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. on the U.S. wants troops out of Iraq: has been paid in cash or services. But budget offi- commons. The White House hopes to get troops out of the cials said the quick victory means the cost of the There will be a petition stating that students would war zone before the occupation of southern Iraq fighting will be closer to $40 billion. like to see more cruelty-free and non-animal products becomes permanent. "They don't want to turn on campus. The group also will have examples of southern Iraq into America's West Bank," said 'Civil war,' Soviet buzzword: cruelty-free products and will provide information on Marvin Feuerwerger of the Washington Institute "Civil war" is the Soviet hard-liners' latest buzz- how to obtain them. for Near East Policy. One month after the Persian word — a thinly veiled warning lo reformists that For more information, call Micki Edwards at Gulf war ended in victory for the U.S.-led forces, they are pushing too hard. This often-repeated x7377. Saddam Hussein's Iraq is in turmoil. phrase is interpreted by ihe reformists as a threat to call out the army against them, analyst Viktor Breeze Newsfile is offered when space permits to Inmate not really due to die: Kremenyuk says. Conservatives' latest target: publicize information on job opportunities and The Supreme Court on Monday mistakenly put striking coal miners who since March 1 have para- campus and area activities. 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THE BREEZE THURSDAY, MARCH 28,1991 • 11 UVa CONTINUED from page 3 had been tapped, but prior to raid he £?&,, productions the university at over $1 million. didn't know why. After the raid the Dudley said that the raid has hurt reason was obvious." both the fraternity system and the In the wake of the raid, Virginia reputation of UVa. Gov. L. Douglas Wilder, in a press Matthew Erskine, president of U Va's conference on Tuesday, said, "I want Inter-Fraternity Council, said in a them [university presidents] to assume March 25 press release, "IFC has been not only control of their fraternities assured by law enforcement officials and sororities, but their campus that their action in no way represents period." The raid at UVa is making some WHOLESALE £ RETAIL £U6I9ftl fRINOJ^ nor should be viewed as representing an indictment of the fraternity system. fraternities at JMU a little nervous as FAST • Fuw '.FRIENDLY • AFFORDABLE The IFC and ISC do not condone the well. illegal behavior by any member of the "The drug bust at UVa has obviously 14 E. WATER STREET 564-0928 system." caused us a lot of concern," said Mark ■BBBBUHHIBHn Stone, a JMU Tau Kappa Epsilon. Some UVa students feel that the "One of my friends is president of damage has already been done to the TKE at UVa. He was here at a party school's reputation. two weeks before the drug bust. I don't Mickey Oliver, a sophomore at UVa, think they had any clue about the drug The BEST DEAL in said, "The fear now among the students bust coming," he said. is that UVa's image has been damaged. Stone is worried about the off ^campus housing* "Everybody is afraid that if they possibility of police drug raids at apply for a job now, eyebrows will be JMU. lifted when they see the name UVa," "We're expecting the police to be Oliver said. "You go to a school for its keeping an eye on us, more than usual. reputation and ours has been hurt." If police are looking at fraternities at Oliver, who lives three houses down other schools, then they'll probably be from the Phi Epsilon Pi house, was looking at us, especially with our home on the night of the drug bust. image," said Stone. "I was home the night of the raid, Since TKE is an off-campus and I heard the sirens, but I didn't know fraternity, they are governed by the what was going on," said Oliver, "I same laws that were used to confiscate talked to one of the brothers from the the property of the the UVa Phi Epsilon Pi house after the bust and fraternities. "They could take our he said he thought that the phone wires house," said Stone. Oakview. CONTINUED from page 2 Don Black of Black Brothers phase," he said. "I had to come in and Painting and the Paint and do plans for another phase later." Wallcovering Company, contractors on There were no additions to the the project for carpet, paint and existing structure of the house, Hilton wallpapering, said, "It was a couple and Ferguson said. different phases, but it could have Oakview was bought for the Carriers come to total about $200,000 to onor $250,000." in December of 1976 by what was then the Madison College Foundation — All university financial records of TOWNHOUSES the private corporation that manages this type are destroyed by JMU after a donations to the school. The three-year period in accordance with Foundation paid $200,000 for the state procedure, and therefore financial house — or about half of its value. records for the renovations are not The sellers provided the other half of available, said state officials and Dr. the value as a gift to the school. The Linwood Rose, JMU's vice president Foundation then gave the house to the for administration and Finance. Board of Visitors in December 1979, Where the money came from making it a state property. Ninety percent of the funding for the The cost of the project renovations of Oakview, which is classified with residence halls under There is some disagreement among JMU's dorms/other account, came from contractors and JMU officials about the non-state reserve funds — including cost of the renovations. Although JMU Foundation money, gifts and Hilton estimated that the total project contributions — according to Hilton cost more than $200,000, George and Rose. Marcum, director of JMU's Physical The other 10 percent came from the Plant, disagreed with that figure. Office of Residence Life for minor "As far as exceeding capital outlay, it repairs and maintenance during the didn't exceed in any or all of the renovation period. phases," he said. "We've got nothing "There was nothing unusual about to gain. If we wanted to get capital the way it was financed," Carrier said. outlay project [approval] for it, it "What we do here is we try to build up probably would have been approved. reserves from private gifts from other 433*7062 I'm sure we didn't exceed capital outlay sources that we use for projects — limits." there were no student fees involved." 12 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, MARCH 28,1991

Running from a presidency

By this time before the 1988 presidential elections, potential nominees were traipsing through the states, making second homes in Iowa and polishing their smiles (if not their campaign issues) for visits to New Hampshire. With the 1992 election just 20 months away, the few Democrats showing any promise to save the party from eternal rustication have been hand-picked by the press, rather than their own campaign staffs. In fact, today they seem to prefer addressing real live issues to showing an interest in the presidency. This, of course, has raised a proverbial eyebrow or two. To be sure, the party has come upon a dilemma. If the thought of challenging a well-liked, incumbent president is dismal, trying to uproot a triumphant, nationally supported Commander in Chief is agonizing. However, there may still be a chance for the Democrats to repair all the damage they have accused the Republicans of rendering for 11 years. That opportunity lies in the core of the nation's The complex art of Deficit Reduction problems: America itself. the budget down to the Bush's skilled foreign policy and the Our elected leaders are consequent U.S. success in the war has smallest possible number working on the federal certainly boosted his image and restored a of trillion dollars is that budget again. The last time dwindling pride in the American people. But now AT WIT'S END they want to reduce that that the war is over, and America has turned off they did this, we had a Big pesky budget deficit. For Budget Crisis that resulted CNN's war coverage to read its local years this has been the No. in — prepare for a scary Dave Barry newspapers, domestic reality is creeping back. 1 Fiscal Priority in Wash- Nationwide recession, sky-rocketing city concept — the Shutting violence, a rampant drug epidemic, an abysmal down of the Federal Government. This was, of ington and our leaders, by making some Tough education system and general public apathy are" course, a terrible hardship for the millions upon mil- Choices, have whitded the federal deficit down to just a few issues facing the country — not to lions of Americans who work for the federal govern- just $3,000,000,000,000,0(X)0(X)()00^ HELP mention a Congress plagued by indolence, ment. It also inconvenienced some vacationing civil- HELP HELP 00000 THE DEFICIT IS OUT OF unbridled pork barreling and complete self- ians, because the government briefly closed a number CONTROL 0000000 SOMEBODY HELP ME preservationist attitudes. of national parks, which meant shutting down Old 00000000000 PUSH IT BACK INTO THE CAGE Here is the Achille's heel of the Republican Faithful, furloughing the federal bears, etc. 000000000 NOW CLOSE THE DOOR (SLAM). presidency. And the Democrats have a shot at it. Whew, that was a close one! As we see, despite Now which of the humble men will the party But finally, they worked out a budget and the total, including gratuities, came to around SI.3 trillion. To years of reduction by our leaders, the deficit is actual- push forward? N.Y. Gov. Mario Cuomo has yet ly getting larger. To understand how this is possible, to make a definite statement about anything; give you, the ordinary taxpayer, an idea of how huge strong House majority leader Richard Gephardt a sum of money this is, it's almost TWICE what the let's use the classic economic technique of comparing flatly refutes rumors he will run; Tenn. Sen. Red Sox are paying Roger demons this year. Here's the federal government to a woman named Marge. Gore's line-crossing, pro-war vote may please another way to comprehend the magnitude of this Let's say that Marge has decided, following an em- the public but compromise the party stance; number: If the entire $1.3 trillion federal budget were barrassing incident wherein paramedics had to em- Neb. Sen. Bob Kerrey, the Vietnam veteran who divided up among the 260 million men, women and ploy an industrial winch to hoist her out of a Barca- opposed the war may emerge as the dark horse; children in the United States, you wouldn't get any of lounger, that she could stand to lose some weight Senate Armed Services Committee Chairman it. That's why we call you an "ordinary taxpayer." Let's also say that it's a Thursday night, which means Sam Nunn could fill the bill of Commander in So we see that the budget is very large. It would be "Knots Landing" is on TV, which means that, based Chief; Va.'s own Gov. Wilder has been making on her prior performance, Marge would ordinarily himself very public for quite a while; and there is even larger, but fortunately it does not include the military build up in the Persian Gulf. The entire Gulf consume one Mallomar every 2.5 minutes and even always the perennial Rev. Jackson. more if it's an especially engrossing episode, like the The platform is ready, the slate full. With some buildup was what our leaders call "off-budget." This one where Charlotte's finally unraveled the mystery luck, the Democrats may save themselves yet. is a shrewd financial concept they've come up with for keeping the budget in line: They declare that cer- of who was sending unwashed pantyhose to Frank tain items are "off-budget," which means these items via Federal Express. This means that Marge's project- are written down on a completely different piece of ed consumption is a minimum of 24 Mallomars. paper from the regular budget, which means, as any But on this particular Thursday, the new, more dis- accountant will tell you, they are free. ciplined Marge consumes only 21 Mallomars, a feat she accomplishes via sheer willpower, plus six "off- JnmMadiai IWrasty Tip for taxpayers: This year, when you're filling out your tax return, declare that a certain percentage budget" Ring Dings. To the untrained eye, Marge's editor LAUREL WISSINGER of your income is "off-budget." Go ahead! Call me Mallomar consumption still appears to be totally out managing editor JENNIFER ROSE from prison and let me know how it worked out! of control. But a trained government economist editorial editor JOEL LANGLEY The reason our leaders are concerned with keeping BARRY page 13 -"^■^■"I I . I . ——

THE BREEZE THURSDAY, MARCH 28,1991 • 13 Letters to the Editor

Student asks others to 'have an Through his word, the actions, in faith, of his Dr. Carrier recognizes 'enormous followers and especially his death on the cross, Jesus open heart' during Jesus Week brought unconditional love to a dying, angry and contributions' of student workers To the editor hateful world, he came to do the impossible-now To the editor: Whether or not the JMU campus realizes it, this is that's revolutionary! Christ's display of weakness and I want to call the attention of the University "Jesus Awareness Week." As the name implies, the selflessness in his crucifixion was the most amazing Community that April 1 to 5 is being celebrated as purpose of the event is to increase the awareness of testament of strength and power that this world will National Student Employment Week. I ask that we take Jesus Christ. I would like to encourage everyone to ever witness; his resurrection was a triumph over the this occasion to recognize the enormous contributions take advantage of the services that the various campus grip of sin, a sign that there is hope for peace if we all that student employees are making toward the efficient ministries, such as Campus Crusade for Christ and place our trust in him. operation of James Madison University. Grace Campus Ministries, are sponsoring this week. I respect and admire your efforts to make a slana! Some 3,000 students are employed in the various Information about the upcoming events should be for Jesus Christ, however in this case I believe your offices and departments at JMU. There are few, if any. posted all around the campus. You may be asking effort was misguided. offices which have no student employees. In every yourself, "Why should I even give it the time of day?" Laura Brown situation, the work is made easier and the operation more My answer: "Because we are talking about eternity." sophomore effective through the contributions of members of our What if those "narrow-minded" Christians are right? public administration/political science student body. According to the Bible, there is no going back and no We should join in commending those students who excuse on the Day of Judgment Student questions the contents have demonstrated the extra discipline that is necessary I implore you to at least know what you are in letter discussing Jesus Christ to succeed academically while also devoting time and missing out on. So many have rejected Christianity effort to a campus job. I hope the faculty and staff will To the editor without honestly finding out about the faith. Many pay special notice to the students in their offices this I am writing in response to a letter by Amanda more put their trust in catchy sayings like "There's week and let them know how much we appreciate their more than one way to God besides Jesus Christ" from Hough that appeared in The Breeze Monday, March 25. efforts. The letter suggested a correlation between the people who really don't know the Bible. Forget all the Ronald E. Carrier man-made stereotypes of who Jesus is and with an teachings of Jesus Christ and the practice of war. open heart get your knowledge from the source which Contrary to so much popular belief, Christ never Students commend basketball would know best, the Bible. I sincerely hope that you taught violence in any way. He was a revolutionary, will have an informed view on Christianity based on a yes, but a revolutionary for peace and love. He'was not team, challenge Lefty's talents willing to kill or bring injury to another; but, he was clear understanding of the Bible. This may be well To the editor: willing to die and did so. Christ lived and died for a worth your time if in fact eternity is at stake. We would like to congratulate the effort shown by the Chris Moon peace that was not an end that could be "declared" as a result of political or military action. men's basketball team this year for winning 19 games freshman with an incompetent coach. We are referring to Lefty psychology True peace, the peace of Christ, is a way of life that, when lived out fully, brings about a lasting, Driesell. It is a shame that JMU gels so much publicity for having a coach as overrated as Lefty when we have revolutionary change in the hearts of people. Christ somebody as talented as Sheila Moorman. Jesus Christ about love* and today would live love by not supporting acts of ESPN made Mr. Driesell look like a minor deity 'understanding,' not about 'war' violence; Christ today would take no part in a violent army; Christ today would carry no weapon. Christ during the NTT tournament. We as JMU fans know how To the editor: today would love his enemies and be willing to die for talented our team is; we know better. To solve our Lefty I am writing in response to a letter to the editor by them. This is what Christ calls us to be in the words of problems, we propose a trade with Richmond in which we would deal Lefty, along with pedestrian plaza, for Amanda Hough in the March 25 issue of The Breeze. I Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., "an extremist for love, a would like to preface my letter by slating that it is not drum major for peace." "As Christians or followers of Dick Tarrant. Unlike Lefty, Mr. Tarrant knows how to my intention to incite an argument, but to represent Christ, we are called to be a living expression of the motivate a team that is considerably less talented than the opinion of myself and many other believers on love of Christ through our love for one another. our Dukes to a level where they can beat powerful Division I teams. Jim Boeheim and Bobby Cremins campus. The "sword" of Matthew 10:34, then, might be would undoubtedly agree. The "ability to ensure peace" will never be brought interpreted as a weapon of physical violence, but Unbeknownst to many students. Lefty has not about by a "political flexing of muscle." Jesus Christ possibly as a metaphor for the division that the improved the program as much as it may seem. In 1987 was not "all about" bringing war to the earth, but practice of the peace of Christ brings. Christ urges us JMU went to the NIT with 20-7 record. Under Lou mutual understanding and love. War is something that to take up the cross he bears and to realize that there Campenelli, a supposedly lesser coach, JMU won first- humans must resort to when their earthly logic will be division between "father, daughter and round NCAA games in 1982 and 1983. In 1982 JMU lost precludes them from seeing any other alternative. mother," but to always follow him. to eventual champion North Carolina by a mere two Jesus Christ was much more than a mere political I do not seek to condemn anyone for his or her points in the final minute. figure: He was the son of God, who was sent to this beliefs, nor do I claim a monopoly on following Lefty does deserve some credit. He is one of the best earth not to brutalize people, but to save them from Christ. Rather, I seek to challenge the core of beliefs recruiters in the country, and this talent could be better the sin within themselves. one may have about Christ and gently to urge utilized by JMU in the admissions office. Unfortunately It is true that in Matthew's gospel, Christ said he Christians to question all beliefs known as Christian. for Lefty, a house does not come with this deal. did not come to bring "peace." but a "sword" (Matthew Greg Czyszczon Wes Jenkins John Fix Keith Llndhal 10:34). The peace that Christ is referring to is sophomore sophomore sophomore senior complacency, a breeder of apathy and indifference. history mathematics geology > accounting Jesus came to bring the "sword" of his word, the Bible. 8 other signatures 7 other signatures

Barry. CONTINUED from page 12 probably cost more than the entire War of 1812. Of course, Congress doesn't just "rubber- would tell you that, compared with her projec- The reason they make the budget so long is stamp" the president's budget. No sir, they take tions, Marge's Mallomar consumption has actual- that the federal government is an extremely com- their fiscal responsibility seriously and before ly been REDUCED BY MORE THAN 12 PER- plex entity with many serious responsibilities, they spend the taxpayers' money, they're going to CENT. Good going, Marge! plus they want you to fall asleep before you get want answers to some tough questions, such as: This is exactly how our leaders "reduce" the. to the really comical items. So on the early pages Shouldn't we also be growing soybeans in space? pesky budget deficit — by not increasing it as there will be sensible-sounding items like: What about tobacco? Issues like these will be de- much as they thought they were going to. And "Feeding the Homeless: $27 million" And: bated for months to come and before you know it they'll reduce it to a record level when they finish "Spying on Russia: $387 million" they'll be furloughing the bears again. It's sure to working on the current budget, which was sub- So everybody will get bored and quit reading be a highly entertaining spectacle, although I per- mitted to Congress — this is true — 2,029 pages before page 1,893, which says something like: sonally plan to watch "Knots Landing." long. The mere act of PRINTING this budget "Growing Rutabagas in Space: $983 million" © The Miami Herald 14 • TOE BREEZE THURSDAY, MARCH 28,1991 Purpose of homosexuality forum domestic policy is receiving lip service. This All we ask is please . . . keep the WHITE TOP complacent and neglectful attitude threatens our national CONTAINERS CLEAN! Decals on the WHITE TOPS to raise 'understanding, dialogue' security far more than Saddam Hussein. indicate aluminum container or a glass and plastic To the editor: Our nation is like a chain. A great nation, through container. One person's trash can ruin a 20-person effort I'm responding to the article on the homosexuality collective links in its chain, can resist the destructive to recycle. So spread the word and continue the recycling forum sponsored by Lutheran Campus Ministry. I'm forces of decay. America is only as strong as the weakest success at JMU! quoted as saying, "Jesus must have supported prostitutes link in that chain. Our education system is only as Jennifer Miller judging by the people he hung out with." This is almost strong as the high school senior who cannot find the Aahby — environmental coordinator what I said but the opposite of the point I was making. Atlantic Ocean on a map. Our economy is only as strong Junior The reporter asked me how I'd respond to those who biology as the homeless person living on an air vent across from - said Christians shouldn't have anything to do with the White House. Our environment is as protected as the homosexuality or homosexuals. I said, "They are like the dead fish in the Potomac. Our social fabric is only as Positions on Commuter Student people who said, 'Jesus must have supported prostitutes strong as the crack addict living for his next high. Council available to applicants judging by the people he hung out with.'" Our nation's greatness lies not on how many nations To the editor: My point was not that Jesus supported prostitution, our military can liberate; rather it is the sum of all these The Commuter Student Council is beginning to nor did I intent to link homosexuality with prostitution. links. No matter how unrelated we may feel to them, they prepare for the upcoming school year. In our efforts to I was trying to say that Jesus saved his sharpest barbs for affect each one of us as U.S. citizens. There is no better expand the Council and to get the most qualified the self righteous who preferred judging their neighbor time than now to apply our rekindled sense of pride and candidates for each of our positions, we are extending to to loving them. In scripture, those who were most patriotism to the strengthening of our own chain. Until each student an invitation to join our executive council. certain they were doing God's will were those who most the links are strong, it won't matter how many victories If you are returning to JMU next year, and if you will be strongly opposed first the prophets', then Jesus' our military achieves because we will be that much living off campus, you are eligible for any one of our admonitions to work for peace and justice and to deal further down the road to becoming a second-rate nation. Council positions. Each position is awarded a semester graciously with one's neighbor. The forum's purpose Mark Cary was neither to condemn nor condone homosexuality but sophomore scholarship stipend. The requirements of the jobs are not extensive, but important. The Commuter Student Council to promote understanding and dialogue. political science Robert Chell is an excellent way to get involved with the campus campus pastor Paying attention to color of the activities, to voice your opinion, and to properly Muhlenberg Lutheran Church represent those students who live off campus. can means successful recycling Please take the time to consider our invitation. We To the editor: ask that if you are interested, please stop by the Is America triumphant or on 'road Let's play Word Association! Commuter Student Office in the Warren Campus Center to becoming second-rate nation'? WHITE TOP = CLEAN: BROWN TOP = DIRTY (across from the post office) to pick up an application. If you would like to learn more about our organization, just To the editor: RECYCLE = CLEAN: TRASH = DIRTY stop by the Commuter Student lounge to pick up some I congratulate the troops of our armed forces on their WHITE TOP = RECYCLE: BROWN TOP = TRASH information or to talk to one of our members. We have stunning defeat of Iraq. Through their pride, proficiency WHITE TOP CONTAINERS = RECYCLE: and discipline they have demonstrated our military is BROWNTOP CONTAINERS = TRASH extended the application deadline to Monday, April 1. We first rate. But it concerns me that as we bask in the glow You've seen them around campus! I know you have! hope to hear from you today. Laura Doolan of victory, we are losing sight of the fact that although They are strategically placed at the bottom of the CSC secretary Iraq has left Kuwait, the problems America faced before Village, the bus stop, the commons, the Pedestrian junior the war are still with us. While our foreign policy is Plaza, the Quad (near Jackson Hall) and the sidewalk near English being celebrated by flag waving and speech making, our Duke Fine Arts.

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The other day Purcell Park was the place to be. I one thing on his mind. I didn't really know how to don't really remember why I ended up there or really respond, for fear if I went along with his remark and even how I ended up there, but it's an undeniable fact started whistling and straddling the front of the plane that I was there — just hanging out with Bryan. LANGLEY'S LETTERS yelling, "Yee haw, gitty up boy. Now yer talkin' Earlier that morning, some friends and I decided to some sense" his mother might not take too kindly to bring in the new day by sitting on a cliff up in the -Joel Langley me. I think I said something like "Oh." But after our mountains and watching the sun rise. Ws watched the brief stay in Hawaii, Bryan offered another idea. fog lift and the Shenandoah Valley come to life. But of my physical build. "Let's go to Iraq." And with this he started to what struck me was that even after such an awesome imitate all the sounds of bombing and destruction his "Come here little man," I said as I proceeded to experience, one small event put a smudge on that little mind could think of. He was even pretending follow him through the hollowed jet (what influenced perfect day. This brings me back to Bryan. that some dangling wires were still connected to some me to do this I have know idea). This guy wasn't a friend of mine but I didn't long-ago ripped-out gauge on which he could single I made it through and came out inside the body of hesitate to sit and chat. Besides, it's hard to ignore a out his bombing target. In his mind, for that the plane where I saw worm man slipping out the little, seven year-old yard ape climbing all over you. moment, he was a fighter pilot doing his duty. exhaust pipe. "Damn it. Squirmy little varmint." It If you've ever been to Purcell Park you've This went on for quite some time. I mean the kid was time to use my years of knowledge and apply a probably seen that old, stripped-down fighter plane was really enjoying his triumphant demolition of the "wittle stwategy." "I'll just go out through the top mounted on a post and transformed from a machine of enemy. It got to the point where slobber was running and cut him off." I thought war to an innocent play pen for kids to .. . well, do down his chin because of the endless string of sound whatever kids do. "Boo!" I said popping my head out and right in effects coming from his mouth. He was a little mad his face. He gave one of those priceless squeals that But I didn't feel like climbing all over the thing, I man. And when he finished he had one conclusive only a child can give and ran around me jumping into just wanted to lay on that wing and soak up some remark, "There." As if to say, "That'll show 'em. rays. And that's exactly what I did, until suddenly my the empty cockpit, grabbing the controls. Giimi!" "Where to?" He looked up at me with the meanest slumber was disrupted by a munchkin voice. It definitely struck me. I guess it was hearing snarl on his face he could make. It's funny, but even "Hey," Bryan said. "You're skinny." This of such a harsh word come from such a harmless little though he wanted me to take him seriously, I couldn't course was coming from a little squirt who could be guy that just sort of slapped me in the face. I didn't picture this little guy hurting a flea. "Where to?" He easily mistaken for a yardstick. But he continued to say anything after that and even if I wanted to I don't repeated, this time with more aggression. impress me with his stunning awareness. "You're think I could've. There was this little seven-year old, OK, so I played along. skinny. You're not a fatso. You're skinny." Convinced the next generation, the generation that will hopefully that he made his point clear he slid over the side of "GnTrrrr." I responded. "Don't know sarge, you be one step closer to realizing the senselessness of the wing and disappeared into one of the hollowed out take us where you think we need to go." war. And all he had to say about it was "There." jet tubes on the side of the plane. "Hawaii!" He said after a moments thought Believe you me, these were odd words to be "Hawaii? Why Hawaii?" awakened by. So I decided to pursue the litde fella and "So we can check out some babes man, babes!" Junior Joel Langley wants to leach his kids ask him where he deducted such a brilliant assessment To my surprise, junior was a little hellion with differently.

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Circuit City president says Minimum wage increases to $4.25 American dream still exists Will take effect Monday, Both companies are leaders in their fields because of coincides with Student ToddBoss _ their long-standing commitment to customer service. Employment Week stqffwriter The economy's growth has provided the impetus for new opportunities for millions of Americans. Wealth Rcfier Friedman ^__ The message last night was positive. is not spent immediately, but invested in new and skywriter "There are immense opportunities open to those existing companies. This provides employment with the ability and will to take them," said Dr. The National Association of Student opportunities that previously did not exist. Richard Sharp, the chief executive officer of Circuit Employment has designated the first week in April "Perhaps even more striking than the growth of the City Stores, Inc., last night to students and faculty in as National Student Employment Week. This economy has been the opportunity for most Miller Hall. Sharp was part of the Executive Lecture coincides with the federal government's decision to Americans to share in its benefits," he said. "More Series, which is sponsored by the College of increase the national minimum wage rate to $4.25 Business. than in any previous society, ours has allowed on Monday. individuals to determine their own place in life." Although few campus-wide events have been "Successful marketing requires a thoughtful While admitting that the U.S. economy is not fair planned, Regina Pollard, assistant director of the long-term understanding of the customer, competitive to all, Sharp believes that its recent growth has Financial Aid Office, has asked individual marketplace, and the broader trends in our economy benefited most Americans. i departments to honor their student employees this and our society," said Sharp, an Alexandria native. "The most salient point about the seemingly week. Circuit City and Wal-Mart are the prototype endless process of economic growth is that Americans "Because there are so many students in so many companies in the retail marketing industry, he said. sustain it themselves, through their own ideas and ■ employment areas working at so many different "Wal-Mart entered the discount store business 29 efforts," he said. But Sharp admits the Japanese and times, it's impossible to have one big event for all the Germans are winning their economic battles with student employees," Pollard said. "We've asked the United States. every office to coordinate something to let the "We did win the [Persian Gulf] war, but our budget students know they are appreciated." and trade deficits force the Secretary of State to travel Pollard also plans to run ads in The Breeze the world, seeking subsidies to pay for that victory," thanking students for their work. In a letter to the Sharp said. He also mentioned city violence, drug editor — published in today's Breeze — JMU abuse, education, schools, the courts, and the political President Ronald Carrier wrote, "We should join in system as struggling to meet today's challenges. commending those students who have demonstrated the extra discipline that is necessary to succeed Sharp believes a firm business education is academically while also devoting time and effort to necessary for success. "The only thing I've seen a campus job." liberal arts majors obtain from their education is the In addition, April 1 will see the minimum wage ability to fill out the unemployment forms in three increase from $3.80 per hour to $4.25 per hour. languages," Sharp said jokingly. This is the second phase of a two-tiered federal plan At age 31, Sharp pondered retirement, but took an to increase the minimum wage. On April 1, 1990, offer to join Circuit City in 1982. Sharp became the rate increased from $3.35 per hour to $3.80. president of Circuit City Stores Inc. in 1984. Two According to Pollard, the new minimum wage years later, he became chief executive officer, just will affect more than 1,500 students currently four years after joining the company as an executive employed by JMU this semester. vice president. But people already making more money will not Sharp's career started with computer programming. immediately be affected by the increase. He founded Applied Systems Corporation in 1975, "When we first heard that minimum wage was Dr. Richard Sharp, president and chief execu- and acted as its president until 1981 when Tymshare going to be increased, our original intention was to tive officer of Circuit City Stores Inc., speaks Inc. acquired it. He then served as Tymshare's vice bump up students accordingly" so all students about opportunities for business in America. president until moving to Circuit City. Applied would receive a raise even if they were over Systems Corporation promoted computerized retail minimum wage, Pollard said. "But now the slate is years ago, and it recendy became the largest company credit services and point-of-sale cash register systems. telling us we can't increase other students' salaries in the industry by offering outstanding service and At the University of Virginia, Sharp studied beside the people who are below the minimum." value," Sharp said. electrical engineering. He then learned about computer This is due to the state-wide budget crunch. Circuit City currently is the number-one science at The College of William and Mary. In "We're trying to figure out how to work with the performing security on the New York Stock 1985, he went to the Harvard Graduate School of federal government pushing'one way and the state Exchange. With sales in excess of $2.4 billion a year, Business Administration's Advanced Management pushing the other." the company has a growth rate reaching 20 percent Program. So students, particularly those in food services who start above above minimum wage, will not per year. Headquartered in Richmond, Circuit City has Sharp participates in numerous professional and almost 200 stores and 16,000 employees nationwide. immediately feel the effects of the new law. civic organizations, including board memberships for Only 15 years ago, in 1976-77, minimum wage Sharp attributes some of his company's success to the University of Richmond Board of Trustees, was $1.90 per hour in the fall semester and $2.00 the amazing growth of the domestic economy and Virginia Cystic Fibrosis Foundation, Boys Club of in the spring semester. JMU was also allowed to technology. 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DirckSteimd hovered at the lowest level since the 1960s, is "There are a lot of boycotts out there now but they USA Today/ showing signs of growing. are focused on social and environmental issues rather AppleCoUege IrfoNetwork However, it's unlikely that growth will lead to a than on prices," Leonard said. For example, he said, glut of beef, which would depress prices, because there are several boycotts like the one against tuna Cattle raisers, who have racked up solid profits the cattlemen have been very cautious about boosting companies accused of killing dolphins. past two years, could be heading for leaner times. production, Grimes said. Instead of boycotts, demand could be tempered by a This year, so far, has been belter than ever for many Iowa State University has projected cattle prices for cutback in beef specials that supermarkets run this ranchers. Beef packers paid such high prices to buy all of 1991 will be even or slightly lower than the summer, said Ron Gustafson, an economist at the steers and heifers in January, February and early university's $79.55 per 100 pounds average price last USDA's Economic Research Service. America's March that even long-time market watcher Glenn year, said ISU economist Dan O'Brien. supermarkets traditionally run the specials in spring, Grimes, a retired economist at the University of But, O'Brien said, "There has certainly been a lot of when consumers are eager to fire up the barbecue Missouri-Columbia, was surprised. head-scratching and arguing about which way cattle grills, he said. "I don't know of anybody who had the intestinal prices are going this year." If beef supplies are tight and prices are high this fortitude to predict these kinds of prices," Grimes spring, supermarkets may simply decide to skip said. Probably the biggest question is consumer demand. offering specials, Gustafson said. If they do, it would But the good times may be coming to end, So far American consumers have not flinched at lower demand and drive down prices, he said. according to livestock market economists like Grimes prices in the supermarket beef section. Demand for The national recession is also a concern. Grimes and cattle industry leaders. beef remained strong even though the price hit a record more than $2.90 a pound in December and said. Beef sales apparently have breezed through the Record cattle prices, above $80 per 100 pounds, are early part of the recession, but they could have more prompting record high beef prices in the supermarket, January, Grimes said. trouble in the later stages of the slowdown, he said. now at an average of $2.95 a pound. Those prices But beef industry leaders are not comfortable. At the beginning of a recession, consumers tend to could cause "sticker shock" for consumers at the meat "People are concerned about the prices. There is a lot cut back on big-ticket items — such as televisions counter and prompt consumers to balk at beef prices of talk about it," said Roger Berglund of the National and cars — and maintain food spending, Grimes said. this spring, economists said. Cattlemen's Association in Denver. But that could change in later stages of the slowdown, The steep cattle prices and tight supplies have The cost of beef in the supermarket is now higher he said. forced beef packing companies this month to slow than it was in the 1970s, when consumer beef However, some believe beef demand could production at several plants. Almost all of the boycotts shook the industry. But there arc no signs of a boycott now. withstand higher prices and recessions better than production cutbacks have been in Iowa and eastern before because the product is much leaner and Nebraska, while massive plants in Kansas and Texas Even though beef prices are breaking records, the consumer demand is more solid than it used to be. "I continue to run at full production. era of consumer price boycotts appears to be over, think that consumers have recognized the change and But cattle prices and ranchers' profits also could said Rodney Leonard, director of the Community are willing to pay higher prices," said Joel come under pressure from a rebound in supply. The Nutritional Institute, a Washington-based consumer Brinkmcyer, executive vice president of the Iowa nation's supply of cattle, which for four years has organization. Cattleman's Association.

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A pregnant woman, whose husband had died a few Once upon a time there was a beautiful kingdom What has 1600 legs and can't reproduce? The front months earlier, experienced complications while in a land far, far away. However, the kingdom was in row of a New Kids on the Block concert. giving birth. The woman gave birth to healthy twins the middle of a vicious war with the nasty but slipped into a coma shortly thereafter. The Yellowfinger tribe. The king wasn't worried, though, hospital, after about two weeks, was nervous about because he had the finest knights in the land. For the The optimist fell from the top story of a not having names for the children (one boy and one first battle, the king sent out his regular knights to skyscraper. As he passed the 10th story window, he girl). The nurses called in the woman's brother, walk all over the Yellowfinger tribe but was dismayed was overheard muttering, "So far, so good." Harry, to name the children. when only one bloody, beaten knight returned. The About a month later the woman finally regained king sent out more and more troops to fend off the A burglar entered the house of a Quaker and consciousness and was informed about the twins and evil tribe, but again and again only one knight would proceeded to rob it The Quaker heard noises and took who had named them. The woman was distraught — return — bashed, crumpled and whimpering. Even the his shotgun downstairs and found the burglar. He She knew her brother could never give her children king's best and brightest knights, the Black Knights, aimed his gun and said gently, "Friend, I mean thee names she would like. But, being more than a bit were quickly defeated by the Yellowfingers. Finally, no harm, but thou standest where I am about to curious, the woman finally braced herself for the the king was left with no alternative but to send the shoot." worst and asked the doctor to tell her the names of her only troops left in the kingdom — the pages. The newboms. next afternoon the kingdom was in a victorious A student commented to a friend, "I've quit eating The doctor said Harry had thought for a while about uproar as the entire brigade of pages returned all additives, preservatives, artificial flavorings and the names before making his decisions. The girl, he triumphant. The moral of this story then must be saturated fats." "How do you feel?" the friend asked. said, was named "Denise." The mother smiled. "Let your pages do the walking through the "Hungry!" the student replied. "Denise," she said, "I like that. Well let's hear the Yellowfingers." boy's name." The doctor paused momentarily and then replied, What happened when the UVA student locked her "De-nephew." keys in the car? She was forced to roll down the windows and crawl out.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? lightbulb? One, but it has to want to change. Time to get a new fence.

What is brown and sits on a bench? Beethoven's On his first visit to the zoo, a little boy stared at last movement. the caged stork for a long while. Then he turned to his father and exclaimed, "Gee, Dad, he doesn't Why do people take an immediate dislike to recognize me." journalists? To save time. Once upon a time there were two towns. In one What's the difference between a dead dog in the town lived the Trids and in the other town lived the road and a lawyer in the road? There are skid marks Babbits. The two towns were separated by a river but before the dog. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was could be reached by crossing over a bridge. A troll deal lived under the bridge. Whenever the Trids went to see the Babbits, the troll kicked them off the bridge. The Why don't sharks bite lawyers? Professional Babbits were never kicked off the bridge. Finally, one courtesy. day a curious Babbit asked the troll why the Trids were the only ones to receive the "punishment." The An elderly woman was walking along the shore troll replied, "Silly Babbit, kicks are for Trids." with her grandson. Suddenly, the young boy ran into the water and was swept away by an enormous wave. What do you call a rabbit under anesthesia? The Frantic, the grandmother fell to her knees begging Ether Bunny God to return her grandson with the next wave. She promised to do whatever he commanded for the rest of Recently overheard in a Los Angeles newsroom: her life. And with the next incoming wave the boy "I've heard of a cop on a beat before, but this is was gently tossed back on the beach. The ridiculous." grandmother looked to the heavens above and said sarcastically, "He was wearing a hat." How do you get rid of excess fat? Divorce him.

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^here does a general keep his armies? In his 'ies. A man was on his way to work one day when a rabbit ran out in front of his wo guys walk into a bar, which is strange car. The man swerved but was unable to avoid hitting the animal. Although he use you would think after watching the first guy was already late for work, the man stopped and got out of his car to see if lie second guy would have gone around. anything could be done to save the rabbit. Before long the man realized there was little hope, but he found a can of what he ^hat did the grape say when someone stepped on thought was first-aid spray and used it on the rabbit. He then got olhing, it just let out a little wine. ' back in his car and headed to work. Much to his surprise, the next morning the rabbit was sitting beside the road doing suicidal man stood on the edge of a tall nothing but waving to passersby. The man was relieved to find ling. The man's friends were inside the building, the rabbit was okay. However, the rabbit was at the same spot erately screaming at him from the window to doing the same thing every day that week. This eccentric practice ge his mind. continued for months. Finally, the man decided to stop and find e man said, "No, no — I'm a failure. I've never out what was wrong with the rabbit No matter what the man did the rabbit just sat )leted anything in my entire life." To his friends there and waved. Then the man remembered the "first-aid" spray from his car and ay, the man jumped. He was promptly hit by a retreived it from the trunk. The can read "Permanent Wave for Hair (hare)." ; five feet before he hit the ground. rhat's the first thing the Secret Service is ordered i if President Bush is assassinated? Shoot Quayle! JOKES page 23 m w & XL* THE BREEZE THURSD/V, MARCH 28,1991

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A man went to heaven and was How did Hitler tic his shoes? In being given a tour by St. Peter. After liltlc knotsics (Nazis). FORTUNATELY, seeing someone driving along the IT'S JUST A DREAM! streets of gold in a Mercedes, the man A preacher once surprised his frf asked the reasoning behind the fancy deacons with his parrot who only knew car. St. Peter said, "That man was how to say "Give me a kiss. Give me The Breeze is collecting good and faithful in marriage." They- a kiss." An outraged deacon said, student nightmares and saw another man in a Yugo and St. "Preacher, my parrot is saved so I'm odd dreams for an Peter commented, "He tried but was going to bring her in to witness to upcoming article. not as good as he should have been to your parrot and teach him something his wife." At the end of the tour, St. better to say." If you have an extra Peter gave the man keys to a Mercedes. When the deacon pul his parrot next Two days later St. Peter saw the man to the preacher's bird, she said "Praise dreamy experience to silling on a curb crying and asked what the Lord. He is awesome." The share, call x6127 — ask was wrong. The man replied, preacher's parrot said, "Give me a for Dave Schleck or "Yesterday I saw my wife on roller kiss." The deacon's parrot replied, leave your name and skates." "Praise the Lord. He answers prayers." number.

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26 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, MARCH 28,1991 ■ Prof uses local examples in 'Worlds of Art' Laura Hutchison them." lifestyles editor Bersson sees the book, which took more than seven years to write, as one It is definitely a case of not being that stands apart from other art able to judge a book by its cover. appreciation books in several ways. JMU art professor Dr. Robert "I look at works of art both for their Bersson's new book, Worlds of Art, is visual form and artistic qualities and an art appreciation textbook, but it is also for their cultural expression," he probably not what most people would said. "Often times art appreciation expect from such a text books take one approach or the other, Bersson's book, which came out and what I've tried to do with the book Feb. 14, is already being used in JMU is look at all works of art as both art appreciation classes. Also, after visual forms and social expressions." only its first week in print, two Bersson said there is also more California state universities adopted it. emphasis on the art of ethnic Currently, the book is being marketed minorities, women and art of throughout the United States and non-western cultures in his books than Canada. The book is published by other texts dealing with similar Mayfield Publishing Company. subjects. Bcrsson has been a professor at JMU "This book is my baby. It's the labor since 1980. Before that he taught at the pains of seven years. I'm very close to Unviersity of Maryland, and he said the it because I believe strongly in the philosophy behind the book stems philosophy that's behind the book," he from his teaching experiences. said. "In a way it became more like a "One of the most basic things is work of art, something you become starting with forms of art students are very closely connected to, because over familiar with, have some interest in the years we have continually tried to and have some confidence in," he said. perfect it. I feel very good about it" Bcrsson starts his teaching, and his But Bersson has put more than his book, off with art forms like ablum artistic knowledge into the book. As covers, fashion design and advertising president of Citizens for Downtown, a and then moves into forms students are local group that strives for the less familiar with like architecture and revitalization of downtown community design. Finally, he moves Harrisonburg, Bersson's personal into painting, sculpture and feelings and viewpoints played 20th-century art. strongly in the writing as well as the "If you start with things that people CHRBTYREE/THE BREEZE illustrations he used throughout the know something about already, it's Bob Benson, associate professor of art, signs copies of his new book, book. that much easier to get them "Worlds of Art," in the JMU bookstore. "It's kind of an activist book in that motivated," he said. regard," he said. "It tries to really Bersson's text includes art forms like Several other JMU faculty members But the book is more than just engage you in terms of your own architecture from the Harrisonburg contributed to Worlds of Art. English information, Bcrsson said. experience, your own feelings, your community like the Joshua Wilton professor Joanne Gabbin and art "The book is written in a lively, own values. House, the Baptist Student Center, and professor Rebecca Humphrey both thought-provoking way," he said. "It "A lot of my personal activities in the Eastern Mennonite College wrote segments in the book about doesn't just provide information, it the outside world, such as Citizens for Campus Center. particular artists or movements called often will take positions that might be Downtown, have wound up in the He also uses the artwork from other "Appreciation." Art department controversial that will stimulate the book." members of the JMU community as assistant professor Jae Yoon's artwork student, hopefully, to think about r illustrations in his book. appears in the book as well. these works, not simply to memorize BERSSON page 28 Moviewatch

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It is not just a Final Four. It is a going-away party. One last blast for the basketball program at Nevada-Las Vegas before the walls cave in. The Indianapolis Hoosier Dome will be crawling with story angles this weekend. How Duke always gets to this thing but never wins it. How Kansas' Roy Williams worships Dean Smith but must now try to beat him. How Dean Smith has won only one national championship at North Carolina, and isn't it getting kind of late? How this tournament, which has had a hard time SPORTS ANALYSIS MikeLopresd USA TODAY I'Apple College Info Network keeping TV viewers up until midnight, has one last chance for drama and upsets. Nine of the 12 regional games this past weekend were decided by 12 or more points. The Final Four has two No. 1 seeds (UNLV, Carolina), a No. 2 (Duke) and a No. 3 (Kansas). Cinderella has left the building. But all of that is the sideshow. Here is the main event under the big Teflon top: UNLV's run at a CHRS TYRES/THE BREEZE repeat title, at history. It is the Rebels' long JMU's No. 3 player Jody Craybas lunges for a ball in yesterday's 7-1 win over George Mason. goodbye. Starting a week from Tuesday, the hangover begins in Vegas. Probation, the one they bargained away this year, awaits next season. Women's tennis wins 7-1, Another NCAA investigation is near an end, quite possibly with more sanctions to come. Four of the starters are seniors, and junior Anderson Hunt will have no reason to return. The odds are runs spring record to 5-2 better of Jerry Tarkanian leaving than at any admirably replaced Higgins, defeating Julie Cady 7-5, blackjack table on the Snip, Steve Miranda 7-5. Jody Craybus, filling in for Bousselaire, moved So this is probably it for Vegas as we've known stqffwriter it. The last shindig. But rest assured, the Rebels up from No. 5 to beat Vida Vodopolis 6-3, 6-3, It was teacher vs. student at the JMU women's upping her record to a perfect 7-0. do know how to party. tennis match Wednesday, as JMU coach Maria Junior Daniela Pino defeated Jeni Wilson at No.l It is a fitting place where UNLV intends to Malcrba was reunited with her college coach Jack singles 6-0, 6-3, raising her personal mark to 6-1. make its last stand of grandncss. Indianapolis is Arm istcad, now coach of George Mason University. the heart of basketball country, not 60 miles from Pino teamed with Amy Wilder in a straight sets Malerba's team prevailed over her mentor's as the the front door of Bob Knight, the last man to Dukes beat GMU 7-1, upping their spring record to coach an unbeaten champion. Not 50 miles from "Depth is definitely the the boyhood stomping grounds of John Wooden, 5-2. GMU fell to 2-3. the last man to coach a repeat champion. The Dukes were forced to play without Justine strong point of this team." The three opponents left, particularly Duke and Higgins and Renee Bousselaire, the No. 2 and No. 3 North Carolina, are the embodiment of the singles players, respectively. Maria Malerba basketball establishment. Programs above repute. Higgins, out with a sinus infection, and women's tennis head coach It is against this that the Rebels can make their Bousselaire, suffering from a sprained ankle, are both final statement. In the end, as it has been since the expected back for Tuesday's home match against beginning, it will be Vegas against the world. victory in No.l doubles over the GMU team of Jeni Richmond. Wilson and Julie Cady. Wilder also won at No. 4 The nation has examined UNLV carefully in Malcrba would have to call on some depth against recent weeks, looking for possible chinks. singles, 6-2,6-1 over Colleen McDonald. Supposedly, the Rebels are not playing well. GMU. Sophomore Kristy Jessen swept all 12 games in her They have won their tournament games by 34, 8, "Depth is definitely the strong point of this team," No. 5 singles match over Jackie Frustace, and teamed 17 and 12. Some slump. said Malerba before the match. "Hopefully, we'll be with Kim Caister on a 7-5,6-3 win in third doubles. "I came in thinking Vegas a great team," Seton OK." Caistcr fell to Emily Baker 2-6,1-6 in No. 6 singles.

FINAL FOUR page JO Things turned out "OK" for Malerba, as freshman Darian Smith, who usually plays at No. 4 singles, TENNIS page 33 30 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, MARCH 28,1991 Batting Practice Dukes tee off on VCU pitchers in 14-hit spree

David Aflen VCU pitching and defense had its staffwriter problems. The starting pitcher for the Rams, sophomore Matt Williams, In conirasi to Wednesday afternoon's lasted two and one-third innings before overcast skies, sophomore Larry VCU head coach Tony Guzzo decided Mitchell turned in eight brilliant he had seen enough. innings of scoreless pitching as the During his stretch at the mound, JMU baseball team downed the VCU Williams gave up eight runs, all of Rams 11-4. which were earned, as well as 10 hits Mitchell, who gave up two hits and three walks. Williams was able to while striking out eight and walking strike out only one batter. three, recorded his third win against "Their sticks were going; ours four losses. Before allowing VCU's weren't," Willliams said after the first hit, Mitchell and the JMU defense game. "It's like a magnet was on the were able to retire 17 batters. ball and to their bats. My neck's kind "I'm a slow starter," said Mitchell, of sore from all those hits and looking who walked the leadoff batters of the around." first and second innings. "I basically After Williams' day was over, wanted to establish my fastball and sophomore J.B. Turner was brought in make them hit my fastball down in the with the bases loaded and one out. zone or not hit it. My main goal was Turner lasted one full inning, giving to go out there and just keep the ball up two hits, one walk and two earned down and make them hit it on the runs while recording no strikeouts. ground. So I think I accomplished that Sophomore Jamie Brewington today." finished the game for the Rams as the The Dukes offense was hard at work most successful pitcher they would today. Of the nine starting batters, have all day. Brewington pitched four eight had hits in the contest. and two-thirds innings, giving up only JMU ended the day with 14 hits and one unearned run, two hits and two no errors. Designated Hitter Derek walks. Brewington struck out seven Hacopian paced the Dukes with a JMU batters. threc-for-four performance at the plate. VCU committed four errors, two by Hacopian launched his third home run second baseman Tag Montague. None MATT SCHWMEL/THE BREEZE of the year, a two-run blast over the of the errors led to JMU runs. Jeff Petrucelli advances safely to third base in the Dukes' 11-4 win over fence in dead center in the bottom of The Rams came into yesterday's the Rams of Virginia Commonwealth. JMU's record is now 13-9. the fourth inning. Alter the game, game with a 16-8 record, but arc JMU will square off in a doublchcadcr he's the best pitcher he's seen this year. when one of his coaches presented ihc finishing a tiring road trip. Their last against Richmond, which is 6-0 in the Mitchell pitched well, they threw a junior the badly scuffed ball, Hacopian nine games have been on the road, and CAA. The first game will begin at 1 good pitcher, and we happened to hit elaborated on his recent hitting most of the players are anxious for p.m. him and they didn't hit ours." success. home, head coach Tony Guzzo said. Coach Ray Hcatwole was pleased "It's not like I've changed thai JMU is now four games above .500 with the overall performance of the Score by innings— much," said Cope, as his teammates with a 13-9 record. team. "Well, you can sum it up in R H E have nicknamed him. "I feel like I'm This weekend, the Dukes face [that] we had a super pitching job and JMU—20 62 1 00 OX—11 14 0 up there swinging, and things have William and Mary on Friday and we hit the ball off of a good pitcher," VCU—00000 00 04— 4 8 4 been happening." Saturday at 3 p.m. at home. Sunday, he said. "Like Coach Guzzo just said, Errors— Bell, Montague (2), Vlasis Final Four CONTINUED from page 29 St. John's coach Lou Carnesecca said Sunday this to steal everything I can." Duke team is better than last year. Quicker. Better at So Kansas' game week is not exactly beginning Hall coach P.J. Carlcsimo said Saturday. "And I'm both ends. with a smear campaign of the opponent. leaving thinking they arc a great team." "We have a week to get ready for UNLV. That will This is Smith's eighth Final Four, though the The collection left to stop the Rebels has a decided help us a lot," Duke guard Bobby Hurley said. Last trips used to come more often. His last appearance Atlantic Coast Conference and North Carolina flavor year, the Blue Devils had one day. was his one championship, when the Tar Heels edged to it. Duke and the Tar Heels, of course. And Kansas' Hurley .will be the key. He will be me man to face Georgetown 63-62 in 1982 on a late shot by this Williams learned his X's and O's at the right hand of Vegas' wilting pressure that so melted Scton Hall for freshman kid, Michael Jordan. Smith. a stretch, it left Carlcsimo a shaken man. Carolina would seem the slight favorite. But Poor Duke. If not for UNLV, the Blue Devils' Hurley, as a freshman with the stomach flu, had Kansas is building an impressive victims list, March record would be the top headline. Four straight Five turnovers last year against UNLV. He's had four including Indiana and Arkansas. Final Four trips. Five times in six years. Positively in the entire tournament this season. Something to The Jayhawks have a way of being overlooked, UCLA-ian. But the Blue Devils have this annoying keep in mind. though this is their third Final Four in six years. habit of losing a Final Four with same frequency they The other game will be the ultimate in respectful They have motivated themselves by repeating the idea enter it. student against honored teacher. Williams was an they get no respect. They have been in eight, and never have won a assistant for 10 years at North Carolina, learning title. Now here they are again, and look who's every nuance. This is what he had to say last week: Well, the NCAA seeded them third. That is not a waiting. The Princes of Darkness. "Ninety-five "percent of what we do came from slap in the face. But with what the challengers will Remember last year's title game? Coach Smith. I think he's the best there is and ever face this week in Indianapolis, they are excused to use UNLV 103, Duke 73. will be. Coach Smith is the innovator and I'm trying whatever inspiration they can find. ^M w^^^m^^mm-m*

THE BREEZE THURSDAY, MARCH 28,1991 • 31 Men's tennis topples GMU, ups record to 9-3 In a rain-shortened match Tuesday None of JMU's singles winners gave afternoon at Godwin courts, the JMU up more than three games in any men's tennis team won its fifth match match. Winners for the Dukes in order in six outings, cruising past visiting of seed were: Matt Goetz, Sean White, George Mason, 5-0. Harris Rosenblatt, Jamie Samuel and The win upped the Dukes record to Scott Alboum. 9-3 and a perfect 4-0 in the Colonial White, who moved up from No. 4 to Athletic Association. No. 2 for the match, said Secord and The match was called with the Dukes Brix picked a good time to recuperate. having swept the first five singles "I think they would have played if matches in straight sets and JMU's No. we were playing someone better," the 6 player, Jamie Perna, up 6-2 and lied freshman from Virginia Beach said. 5-5 in the second set before the rains "We weren't over-confident or came. anything, but we knew we could sweep JMU was able to pick up the win them." despite having two of its top three With only two conference matches singles players out with injuries. remaining on the schedule, the Dukes inees are in the driver's seat in the race for Seniors Marc Brix, who has been the number one seed in the CAA One year from now you playing No. 1 for the team, and Steve tournament. Secord, No. 3, sat out Tuesday's match The Dukes beat William and Mary, could be calling the shots. with minor injuries. Brix has a sore East Carolina and UNC-Wilminglon back and Secord a bruised hip. last weekend on the road. They need to Brix and Secord, who make up win only one of their two remaining JMU's No. 1 doubles team, both are matches against Richmond and Putting yourself in charge of a Foot Locker gives you probable for today's match at American to secure the top seed. Richmond. ■Greg Abel management experience that's right up there with the pros. With over 1,000 stores nationwide, we're America's most successful store selling quality athletic shoes and apparel. It's a big business and we'll coach you to the top with a multi-phase training program geared to put you in charge of your own store in less than a year.

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The Dukes still have one match in progress. The March 20th match in all home events in bold Baseball vs. Willian and Mary at Saturday 3:00 p.m. Charlottesville vs. Virginia was Thursday Baseball vs. William and Mary Men's Tennis vs. Swarthmore at at 1:00 p.m. postponed due to rain. At the time of Men's Tennis vs. University of 1:00 p.m. Women's Lacrosse at Maryland 1:00 p.m the postponement, JMU was ahead 4-2 Richmond (Richmond) at 2:00 p.m. W. Golf at South Carolina Tournament Men's and Women's Track and Field at with three doubles matches still in Friday through Sunday. Raleigh Relays (Raleigh N.C.) progress. The match is scheduled to be completed April 16th.

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